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So Halloween's coming up. What are you faggots doing?

I don't mean the costume faggotry, either. I mean what are you going to do about the fact that there are going to be children walking up to your doorstep. Will you attract them with house decorations, will you encourage them to come back next year by handing out shit other than those fun-sized crunch bars, or maybe you'll even run a haunted house? I'm not going to question about Halloween parties for the obvious reasons, and it's not like all of you guys will be turning off all the lights and pretending you're not home.

So, /jp/, what'll it be?

>> No.1448985
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1448985

>>1448969

>> No.1448959

I shall turn off the lights and pretend to be asleep.

The same thing I do whenever someone knocks on the door or calls my house.

>> No.1448961

Australia doesn't trick-or-treat

>> No.1448962

Probably go get smashed like every other holiday

My life sucks

>> No.1448965

Sage for faggot Yankee holiday

>> No.1448969

>>1448959
But a loli has appeared in front of your door!

>> No.1448976

I don't decorate my house and I close most of the lights

No one ever knocks on my door.

>> No.1448981

>>1448969

They always appear with their mothers/fathers quick behind them.

>> No.1448982

I don't have enough social skills to hand out candy.

>> No.1448995

>>1448949
>it's not like all of you guys will be turning off all the lights and pretending you're not home.
Yes it is.

>> No.1448992

Why are you excluding so much? It seems like you are just looking for a specific answer.

>> No.1449015

Probably bang some random bitch at the party while being totally wasted, because that's how I roll.

Stay at home, drink ludicrous ammounts of alcohol, play some Touhou and cry myself to sleep.

>> No.1449028

>>1448985
D-D-Dont look at me!

>> No.1449279
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1449279

I'm gonna sit in front of my computer and watch/play something as usual.

>> No.1449052

>>1448965

Are you saying hearing little girls shout "Trick or treat" in costumes and being able to give them candy without looking suspicious is a bad thing?

>> No.1449067

>>1449052
The very idea of it drives me to anger

>> No.1449072

Halloween? Same thing I do every year. Bugger-all.

>> No.1449371
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1449371

Enjoy wasabi in your dick.

>> No.1449153

Fuck that, I'm going out for candy.

>> No.1449156

>>1449153
Anon is becoming the little girl~

>> No.1449196

>>1449153

I wish I had a younger sibling or cousin so I could take them trick or treating and get some candy out of it. Instead I'll probably be running my halloween display all night (I go all out so it's pretty popular, my family has always taken halloween seriously.).
....But what I really wish is that I could go myself....

>> No.1449202

>>1449196

Why? Just buy the candy yourself.

>> No.1449240

>>1449202

IT'S NOT THE SAME.

>> No.1449248

Beheading children in asian-themed costumes

>> No.1449250

>>1449240
Seconding this.

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1449549

>>1449293

Fuckin' signed my brother!

>> No.1449262

>>1449196
I trick-or-treated 'til I was 22

>> No.1449284

>>1449156
This post is encouraging me to go too, after not dong it for 6 years.

>> No.1449289

I'll be handing out the candy. The lolis in costumes should be quite a deposit to the spank bank.

>> No.1449293

I'll be fapping to day 10 of playing Star Ocean First Depature

>> No.1449416

>>1449371
What
I don't even
How is that
What

>> No.1449421

>>1448965
Remember this image board was created in America.
If you don't like it GTFO.

>> No.1449433

>>1449371
Damn boys flashing people with their huge dicks.

>> No.1449447

I'll turn off the lights and get a footjob from my apple fairy

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