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This is a very easy thread.

Yukkuri abuse is great

>>14475642
Yukkuri abuse is terrible.
Support happy Yukkuri feelings, and take it easy.

What Yukkuri would you own as a pet? All rares allowed but no bodied because that is another whole can of worms.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhCPsOGpovE


Are there any Yukkuri types you wouldn't abuse?

>>14475692
There's no way I'd abuse an Utsuho for obvious reasons or a Yuuka because I find gardening a nice hobby. Plus, they're rarely difficult.

>>14475692
I want to raise a Yuuka, and have her come up with ways to torture the bullies that made her cry when we went to the park!

>>14475300
DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD
DELEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT DELETE IT

>>14475813
Take id easy mistar! Liddle mawisa hasn't done anything wong?

>>14475813
Lol nope but thanks for the thread bump

>>14475830
This one is called Castrating Reimu

>>14475830
is there a continuation to this story?
If so, please post it. I want to see that cute little things hopes and dreams vanish.
Just like my own

>>14475841
Its a let down only two in the pool sorry.

>>14475692
Remi or Flan

http://cooljampan.web.fc2.com/details1007.html

so this link doesn't work anymore, is there no download for this game outside of that one buggy release?

>>14475938
I can email you it

>>14475692
I would want a Chen to play with my cat and a Patchy to read books with me.

I wouldn't abuse any yukkuri that was not a complete shithead. I wouldn't even abuse shithead kos because they are still children.

>>14475692
I'd go Darwinian on the Patchies.
Round them all up, and tell them that they've got a week to study mathematics. Every week, they take a quiz. The bottom 25% are thrown in the fire place. The top 25% are allowed to live like kings. The remaining 50% are allowed to continue living, but in squalor. This continues until only a few Patchies are left alive. Those Patchies will then breed, and the process repeated over and over until I breed a patchy smart enough to go through university. Then I'll make that patchy work like a dog so I can neet it up on its dime. If it doesn't like it, I'll just beat it.

>>14475692
I like Patchy. I could see myself keeping one with maybe a nicehead Marisa.

>>14476335
I'm quite fond of Patchies too

I dreamt I was a patchyukkuri tonight. Might write a story about her later.
I tried to hop out of bed this morning

>>14477353
Unlike Reimu/Marisa/Alice, Patchy seems to be written as a shithead very rarely. I figure they're supposed to be smarter than most yukkuri (not a high standard) so they know not to agitate humans.

She's also the focus of one of my favorite nicehead series:

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/1191

>>14475692
Where can I get a Yukkuri mask?

>>14477513
I really do like that series a lot.

>>14475692
Remi, Fran, Cirno, Rumia, Chen, etc. Any yukkuris with 2hus child like character is appealing for me.

I despise yukkuri Marisa and Reimu though. I will keep them only for torture, then make them breed, and torture their children.

Yukkuri is a stagnant art form

Do not abyuse the Patche's, Remi's, Flan's, or Meiling's.
They are easy yukkuri, and should not be treated like other trash types.

>>14478558
Yukkuri can be drawn in a lot of ways due to their simple designs

Is this like fluffy and grub abuse

>>14479277
Both are derived or rather, stolen from the yukkuri fandom you idiot, mainly because mlptards haven't heard of 'originality' before, like the rest of the furries

>Best Yukkuri
Patchy, Chen
>Meh Yukkuri
All the rest
>Kill it with fire easy tier
Remyu, Maricha, Deibu

Is there such a thing as a Suika yukkuri ?

^ yes to the suika yukkuri

They are one of the few you do not fuck with because they could break your legs or something and are generally very resistant to damage. Tend to slur a lot to and I think have some sort of alcoholic filling.

Sorry for not direct replying but phones being weird with it.

Please Don't be mean to Patchys, uneasy Mister!

I have a new Sim Yukkuri save file for you.

In fact, I have a bunch of Sim Yukkuri files for you.
The first one is a challenge. You see, I kept a bunch of yukkuri in an orage pool overnight and went from over 2 million dollars to -$34 million.

The only think keeping me from dunping the file is that I have lots of hybrids and and a Dosu in that file.

The second one is represented by this picture. I placed all of the niceheads on the left and the shitheads on the right.

Most of the ones on the left are Yuukas, Chens, Rans and nicehead hybrids, while the ones on the left are shithead hybrids with a few Remius and Deibus.

http://www.4shared.com/file/cKh9UeOYba/Too_many_rans_2_1.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/ozEgBA6nce/Goodheads_left_Shitheads_Right.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/98gWK0eWba/Preg_2_hybrids_3.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/8cXxeZoyba/Too_many_hybrids_-34_million.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/y0nGq2alce/Too_many_rans_2_1.html

Enjoy

>>14480668
Nice dosu.

>>14481725
You know pics like these sometimes makes me feel like yukkuris are just some form of touhou /d/ porn

Which one?

>>14482115
The bottom left is certainly the one I would abuse.

>>14482115
I like wasa but they are always shitheads

>>14482115
I want to abuse that wasa.

>>14482115
Left row and bottom right.
Bottom left is exclusively for abyusing.

Does anyone have images of yukkuris having sex with humans?
I really want to fug one

>>14484043
There's a whole tag for it on the booru, you deviant.

>>14484043
for pity...lol milk shake capcha

>>14484118
hope i don't get in trouble for that.Oh MODS FORGIVE THIS POOR SINNER.

>>14484118
Well done /jp/. This is the most deranged thing I have seen in all my life. And I've seen pretty deranged things.

>>14484118
Please don't.
That guy's art is just disgusting, not because of the content.

>>14484118

Been writefagging a yukkuri story this evening. It's far from finished, but please give me some feedback.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/aosxuuyxxk8h8ck/Mister%20goes%20on%20vacation.odt?dl=0

>>14484043
There's a story on OYP about a femanon that does it with her bodied yukkuri. I can't remember the name of the pool, though. Found it months ago while slowly working my way through the place.

>>14484178
I think you made some mistake uploading it, can't access even when I log into my account.

>>14484516
Does this link work?

https://www.dropbox.com/s/otgg7td8stigtch/Mister%20goes%20on%20vacation.doc?dl=0

>bodied yukkuri

what is even the point

>>14484043
オオ。。。

>>14481725
That's genius.

>>14484531
Yes, better, though it's quite late, so I'll bookmark it for later.

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What did I miss?

>>14484860

Not sure, but i think someone posted Haa's art, he is a shit overdoser, everything he draws he is overblown with shit everywhere, thats my guess.

>>14484732
Ooooooh Oooh~

Why can't Yukkuris be real?

>>14485557
We aren't believing hard enough.

>>14484732
It's a shame most yukkuri getting fucked are bodied yukkuri. I wanted to see a guy sticking a dick in the anyru

>>14485304
Alice getting done in the butt by a yukkuri

>>14479425
Yukkuri abuse is just a ripoff of Jissouseki

>>14475642
They have absolutely no idea what's coming to them.
I wish I could see their excitement turn to severe pain.

>>14475642
>how to humanely limit yukkuri population growth

You only like yukkuri because you can relate to them

I know it's true for me

>>14487684
"Humanely"
Pepper makes them bite off their own tongue and vomit up their innards

>>14487745
Yeah, but it's great for the humans who get to watch this happen.

Manchouly best bodied yukkuri

>>14488493
>not massaging your Patchy to keep its filling soft

I want a manchouli

>>14489722
How do you resist not squishing them?

>>14491280
Squishing is too easy a death for the cuties. I want them to scream 'why does footsie not work anymore!' 'Cute liddle ones! Why are little ones all burnt?!?'

>look into tree hollow
>see this

wat do

>>14491556
Depends. How will it act when it wakes up? Will it express a desire to kill mister human or demand sweet-sweets from what it believes is a shitty slave? Squish. Express curiosity or just run? Leave it alone.

>>14475657
Please help Yukkuri take it easy, Nice Mister and Miss humans!

>>14491556
Pick it up and fuck it

>>14491556
Depends strongly if I have a lighter on me.

>>14487745
Then what does a panadol do to them?

>>14491900
A very slow and excruciating death as with all prescription drug overdoses.

>>14491919
So is it possible for a yukkuri to get addicted to crack?

>>14491919
I'm not sure they have livers to fail on them.

>>14491930
Wouldn't be surprised.

>>14491942
I've been wondering that myself when I wrote that.

>>14491952
>yukkuris begin eating toxic substances
>too dumb to realize that its toxic
>local wildlife that predates yukkuri dies because they actually have organs
>humans use wild yukkuri as stress balls that you can eat afterwards to deal with the headache

>>14491930
There was a pool where a street Marisa gets kos strung out on sweet sweet powder.

>>14491962
That was pastry flower though.

>>14491930
I remember one story with a yukkuri street gang that got other yukkuri addicted to some kind of super-enriched flour.

>>14491556
If it's a nicehead and alone, take it home and raise it.

If it's a shithead? Leave it outside for the Remis.

What to do what to do?

>>14492333
I know!

>>14492337
That facial expression does not match the dialogue at all.

>>14492333
creampie
Or anal creampie
Honestly it's up to you anon.

>>14492366
Or death by birds, that's always a option.

>>14492408
That bird looks really cute wearing Maricha's hat

No ko is safe.

>>14492423
I imagine it say I'm the boss now

I like the livestock ones

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>>14484251
Satorin and the Lez OL
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/646

>>14492503
You can't stop now.

Choose best to worse
>Yukkuri on Yukkuri violence from pointless conflicts or just natural selection
>Dumb Yukkuri bring themselves tragic moronic deaths (darwin award)
>Shitheads Yukkuri provoke humans
>Yukkuri die miserable deaths from harsh nature/urban environments
>Abyuse of happy Yukkuri families just for the sake of enjoy their pain and misery

>>14492503

Ignore the other anon.

Keep going.

>>14494341
1.Abyuse of happy SHITHEAD Yukkuri families just for the sake of enjoy their pain and misery
2.Yukkuri die miserable deaths from harsh nature/urban environments
3.Dumb Yukkuri bring themselves tragic moronic deaths (darwin award)
4.Shitheads Yukkuri provoke humans
5.Yukkuri on Yukkuri violence from pointless conflicts or just natural selection

I used to be into this stuff a couple years ago, but there was only so much stuff to go through before I had exhausted all. Are there still high quality comics being made?

I remember one story about a family? or so being raised in an outdoor terrarium and struggling with cold and stuff, but I don't seem to have saved it.

>>14494499
OH NO

>>14494502
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14494511
NOOOOOO DEAR GOD NOOO

>>14494517
NO REIMU NO OH GOD PLZ STOP OH NO

>>14494516
Are you okay?

>>14494517
Oh god, I want to torture that fucking bitch so hard

>>14494523
The marisa?

>>14494528
Yes.
Shitty liar doesn't deserve an easy death, too.

>>14494531
I agree.

>>14494534
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14494534
I don't know if I can go on reading this.
What horrid things await poor Reimu?

MODS PLZ DELETE

>>14494563
:(

>>14494568
That was too harsh.
I vomited up some of my beanpaste

>>14494586
I don't believe it. I don't.
The next pic you post is probably it being grilled on the bbq or something

>>14494563

My dick can only get so erect.

>>14494610
There you go :3

This is the last for now. I don't want to flood the thread.

Tips, tricks and general information about this game?

>>14494563
Mister is an easy actor

Getting pretty uneasy in here.

>>14494583
>apart

>>14494563
Holy fucking shit what a ride.

Flan sees her next meal.

>>14494486

The Yukkurarium one is a great story but the pool is all fucked up and out of order on OYP making it a pain in the ass to read. That and it just fucking stops in the middle PUFF

>>14475692
I'd get a Patchy, it's the only yukkuri who isn't a fullretard.

Also they're cute and i don't like seeing them being bullied.

>>14494569

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/250

>>14494966
I think that was the state when I stopped paying attention to Yukkuri a couple years ago. That really sucks.

I never found a complete version of this either.

>>14494531
Agreed. Usually I enjoy abyuse purely to satisfy sadism but this really pisses me off because the Reimu was such a perfect nicehead.
Fuck that Marisa and her retarded owner.

>>14492503
tree fell on cable line

>>14496355
there

>>14494568
I just love the idea that Reimu knows her accessory is being taken away, but has no way to stop it, or even to communicate it.

>>14495111
It was never finished.

>>14494615
Art, this is art

Someone spoonfeed me easy and link me where can I find more abyuse stories shitty slaves

>>14498408
Go find it yourself you shit manjuu

>>14498521
>shit manjuu
That's not very city-sec, mister anonymous, go drop dead easy.

>>14498541
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/index

I do this only because the fandom is dying and we need more potential artists/translators.

Take it easy, anons.

Take it easy.

>>14494650
but lots of common adults and some rares.

Separate the shitheads and the niceheads using a wall.

Take the shitheads and impregnate them or shake them until they rape eash other.

Be kind to the nice heads and give them balls and nice foods while feeding the shitheads vigura.

Sell the shithead babies of the shithead parents until you have a lot of money.

Place the nicehead babies with the other niceheads.

Punish any shithead that wiggles it's butt or shows you it's privates.

An orange amp will allow you to abuse shitheads without killing them,.

>>14494563
I've been lurking /jp/ for 2 years and never seen something that fucked up
I'm getting older...

>>14500256
I don't think there's ever been another abyuse series that horrific, and I'm including True Happiness here.

Quick, everyone draw Yukkuri.

I don't think this one was half bad considering it was freehand with a mouse and I only spent like two minutes on it.

>>14500418

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/1277?page=2

is this translated?

Jao?

>>14504790
The one yukkuri I would never eat.

Not out of compassion, but because spicy foods turn my ass into a flamethrower.

>>14494563
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>14504968
I'd totally read a yukkuri doujin where Osaka got a pet yukkuri and killed it by not paying attention.

>>14504977
Yukkuri die by accident all the time

>>14504977
There's a few with anons that try to take care of the yukkuri but end up killing them on accident. I can't remember any pool names but there's a handful of them on OYP.

There should be more heartwarming comics, with good ends.

Seeing a Yukkuri family go through hell, but finally be able to take it easy in the end would be refreshing.

Too much abyuse kills the abyuse.

>>14507329
Fine, I'll dump one.

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>>14507404
Warm and fuzzy feelings make my soul comfy.
Thanks, anon.

>>14507404

Would you hug a dosu, /jp/ ?

>Try Simyukkuri for the first time.
>2 yukkuris, one nice Reimu, one shithead Marisa
>Buy another Marisa by mistake, also a shithead.
>Give them a bed, a toilet, normal food and two balls.
>They take it easy.
>Marisa1 refreshes with Marisa2.
>Marisa2 gets pregnant, all babies die on the stalk, the mother's stress skyrockets, the two others still take it easy.
(apparently using orange juice reduces injury : do babies have to be nurtured this way while on the stalk ?)
>Try to give them yukkuri viagra.
>Reimu its it, no effect.
>Marisa1 eats it.
>Turns into a maelstrom of lust.
>Chases Reimu, rapes her.
>Rape her again.
>She dies.
>Marisa1 then rushes to Marisa2, rapes her at least five times until she dies.
>Marisa1 is left between two decaying corpses, jumping frantically with a retarded rape face.
>quit game.

Man, this shit is brutal.

>>14510360
You can give OJ to stalk babies, yeah. Be careful you don't accidentally pick them, though, they die and the mother gets super upset.

I try to keep niceheads and shitheads separated by a wall, and leave the shitheads to their own devices. It's especially funny when you get a Deibu because they're remorselessly horrible.

>>14510922

It is also fun to shake alices while they are still on the stalk.

Take it easy everyone.

>>14510360
Is there any way to get simyukkuri in english?

>>14511154
The version I DL'ed from one yukkuri place, using the link in the description of the "simyukkuri" tag, was in english.

>>14511154
The "Hiatus" version has the most options and is mostly translated. Some of the yukkuri's speech is still in Japanese but the more popular ones (save for some of Marisa's and the Dosu for some reason) are complete.

Why does a nicehead Marisa turn into a shithead when she becomes Dosu?

(and then proceed to leave gigantic piles of shit everywhere and refuse to use the toilet?)

>>14475300
>216 replies
>in a week
>in /jp/
Jesus christ

>>14511856
Is this a lot?

>>14512422
It's definitely one of the faster yukkuri threads in a long time.

>>14512442
That image just gave me flashbacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

>>14511786
Context?

>>14511088
Holy shit

>>14513616

SimYukkuri.

>>14511786
How do you turn a Marisa into a dosu ?

Also, how to raise a Yukkuri's complacency score ?

>>14514572
A lack of Dosu in a group of yulkuri will make a Marisa transform into Dosu.

I want to own the hayaiest Yu

Nothing makes me want to abuse a yukkuri more than them doing a poopoo and announcing it as if they demand their owner cleans it up.
Why can't they just have manners?

This is always a proper method of dealing with the problem.

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>>14512442
Thx I try.

I want YD to support my love of aquatic Marisa. Shell Marisa would be even better.

>>14515433
>shell at the bottom

>>14515433

Shell is a SHIT!

A useless GIGANTIC SHIT.

A BIG ONE

A GRAT ONE.

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>>14515507
Way too uneasy.

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>>14515560
Are we still having this argument? It's been what, like 4 years?

>shell did literally nothing wrong

Which yukkuri wuld you nevah abyuse, mr anonymous? Patchy is an eajy one and very very shmart as well!

>>14516845

Remi, Fran, Myon,..list is too long.

Anyone except for Reimu, Alice, Marisa and Patchy.

>>14516850
>abusing patchy
For this you die easy.

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>>14516860
Stop

>>14516845
I'll kill them all

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>>14516903

Would you abuse rare types?

>>14516945
yes

This yukkuri abuse shit is for fucking wierdos

>>14517175
Where do you think you are?

>>14516845
Simply put, I could never abuse a nicehead Yukkuri, whatever type it is. They're simply too cute for that.

>>14516845
Only Marichas and Reimyu should be abyused, literally everyone other Yu is God tier

>>14517420
This guy gets it.

>>14517789
Even big.g can be nice sometimes.

I liked the one with the injured Flan.

>>14517928
meant for
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>>14517791
How do I overcome abyuse? I just, don't find Maricha cute, rather annoying, just watching those stupid expression makes my blood boil in anger.

>>14517936
>How do I overcome abyuse?
You don't.

Since there isn't any kind of SimYukkuri FAQ (or at least, I didn't find any), I have to figure everything by myself using test runs.
I feel like some kind of a mad mad scientist.


Just now, I studied the behaviour of predatory types Yukkuris.
To this use, I equiped my yukkurium with two beds, one toilet, and one plate of industrial yukkuri food.
I then put one Reimu, one Patchouli and one Remilia inside.

A clear difference immediately appeared between the first two and the Remilia. Reimu and Patchouli did rub-rub with each other, and quickly refreshed, making the Patchouli pregnant. However, they had absolutely no interaction with the Remilia. Whenever the Remilia happened to hover near them, flying on its little wings, they definately couldn't take it easy, and ran away screaming. To quote :
>"Id'sh a Remiliaaaaa !"
>"Mukyuu, a Remilia !!"
However, the Remilia didn't seem saddened by the situation, and kept smiling, taking it easy.

They had different feeding habits. Reimus and Patchoulis need to eat very often. Patchoulis seem to be very distressed by the presence of "mister poo-poo" near the feeding plate. They refuse to approach it, despite the hunger. Remilias, however, don't eat to eat as often, but being predatory yukkuris, they tend to favor another kind of food.

The Remilia snatched tha babies from Patchouli's stalk, and ate them : one baby fed her for a day. Once two of the three babies were eaten, the mother Patchouli spontaneously died, for reasons unknown : she wasn't attacked, nor was she hungry. This reveals the hunter instinct of the Remilia : by feeding on the babies, and not the mother, she preserves her source of food as long as possible, a necessity in the harsh conditions of the mountains where they originate.

Remilia quickly attacked, killed and ate Reimu the following day. What happened next is interesting. Remila was left with the following elements inside her yukkurium : the corpses of two adult and one unborn baby yukkuri, a broken stalk, a full plate of food, and a few portions of yukkuri feces.

The carnivorous nature of the Remilia had let the observers to think that she would favor the dead bodies, but instead, the Remilia went for the industrial food, not seeming distressed at al by this change of alimentation, going "Uu~!" and taking it easy as usual. This led to the hypothesis of Remilias being unable to consume the lifeless, decaying corpses of other yukkuris.

In order to challenge this hypothesis, the bowl of food was taken away. It instantly fell apart when the Remilia ate Reimu's corpse for her next meal, and then followed with the two others. This established that Remilias can indeed act as scavengers, but prefer fresh preys and processed food to dead bean paste.

The final phase of the experiment began when a Flan was introduced in the yukkurium. At this point, no prey or corpse remained : only a broken stalk, several poritons of "mister poo-poo" and Remilia.

It was expected that, due to their status as predators, both Yukkuris would turn on each other, fight to the death, allowing the winner to feed on the body of the loser. Nothing of that sort happened.

The two yukkuris barely interacted : there was a silent respect between them. They didn't rub-rub or try to refresh. They slept separately, and had nothing to do expect flying around and eating. They first ate the stalk : Flan immediatly went for it, but Remilia only touched it when her level of hunger began endangering her life. The stalk lasted them three days.

When Flan ate the last bit, the observers thought they would then begin to fight. They didn't, and turned to coprophagia to sustain themselves, or, to put in yukkuri terms, mister poo-poo became mister food.

At this time, taking it easy was impossible. Their stress level steadily rose, and they always looked sad and defeated, weakened by the fact that they only brought themselves to eat their own excretions when hunger began to threaten their health.

Some hypothesis were made regarding what would happen when the excretions would have been entirely consumed, because they ate a lot more of it than they produced. They could not be tested, because Remilia died of hunger while crawling from mister bed to mister toilet, not to defecate, but to feed.

Only then did Flandre change her alimentary habits : instead of her usual serving of mister poo-poo, she ate the dead Remilia. The corpse lasted her two entire days. It's fascinating how the two pedators couldn't imagine eating each other as long as they were both alive : only death could break this respect between hunters.

The experiment was then terminated.

I've actually gotten well-behaved Deibus from super-shithead mother Deibus. It's weird because they're that pear-shape that fat yukkuri become, but act like a typical nicehead.

Childbirth in the yukkuri world is very unforgiving.

Pregnancy kills a large poriton of mother, half of babies die on the stalk even when the mother survives, and once born, most babies quickly die of hunger, even when large quantities of food are available.

>>14518002
Absolutely amazing
Can't wait to try out some things with predators when I get home

>>14517936
I think you may have a problem

>>14518277
I just tried something even more fucked up.
Ten adult Reimus, all with their accessory removed and braids cut.

Add one pristine condition Reimu.

Wait.

There are now four Reimus remaining. One with its braid intact, three with their braids cut.

Knowing that no accessory were given, no braids were cut after the original ten ones, and that no other yukkuri was added or removed manually, could you guess how it happened ?

Here's the answer :

The yukkuris mated. The babies were born with accessories on. They called their mothers monsters, and attacked them : the mothers had to kill them in self defence. Then, the adult yukkuris somehow managed to craft adult-sized accessories from the accessories of the babies, taking 4-5 babies to equip one adult. The yukkuris with bows, being shitheads, declared the naked yukkuris to be "strange yukkuris that can't take it easy and must be punished" and bullied them. As time passed, more and more yukkuris got bows, and the outcasts got bullied to death one by one. The prisitne Reimu survived the whole thing : she was a nicehead, never attacked an outcast, and even mated with some of them.

>>14518348
This is very good material for a abuse comic.

>>14518348
It's random, but sometimes when you buy Reimu you can get a Deibu.

Those would probably make for fun experiments.

>>14518759

Throwing regular Reimus into jail with nothing to eat but shit and dead yukkuris can cause them to become Deibu. Also throwing one of the yukkuris mates in jail and fucking with it can result in a "Marisa can't take it easy with Reimu like this" when you tell them to take it easy.

>>14518858
Interesting, I haven't seen that yet. I've heard there's even Aquatic versions that show up sometimes, but I haven't seen those yet.

>>14518759
Well, at first, the first Reimu i bought to fill the role of the prisitne Reimu was a Deibu. It immediatly announced its intention to bully the uneasy outcasts.

Since the outcasts didn't defend themselves in group and since none of the outcast was a Deibu, I figured they would all die quickly, killed one by one by the bullying Deibu. So i sold her and bought another Reimu, this time it was a nicehead, and it made for a fun experiment.

Nicehead Reimus are very tolerant creature. The one in the yukkurium was the only creature to treat the outcasts as fellow yukkuris, except the outcasts themselves, as long as they didn't get a cute mister bow.
Everything, from their own babies to the former outcasts, tried to kill them, and in the end, the only surviving yukkuris in the yukkurium were the one that had bows.

Various observations from random experiments :
- Alices with the rapist trait will not rape in presence of a Remilia, as they're too busyrunning for their lives.
- Deibus without an accessory will be ostracized by normal Reimus. Even twice smaller Reimus will hit them, and eventually kill them.


I think it's time for more experiments.

>>14518870

Depending on version the shells and kotasus glitch out and can't walk. They just bounce in place until they die. Although sometimes you can breed them to work correctly. Also if you soak brother and sister kos with water they will sometimes rub rub to dry themselves off (but most die before they can)

There is one version that has water pools but they are so stupid they sit in them until they melt.

Can somebody translate the rest of Reimu Really Wants a Baby?

It's a golden series.

>>14518910
Generally I get bored before much can happen in the way of reproduction, so I'll have to let the game run and see what they can spawn for me.

>>14515073
That would be my number one reason to abuse the hell out of them. The moment they blatantly pissed/shit where they weren't supposed to in my house, or even on me (even after attempting to properly train), it would be torture time!

>>14519041
Their piss is just sugar water, and their shit is just bean paste.

I mean, you should still torture them.

Even if they are potty trained.

Does sex with a yukkuri make them feel easy?
Will they become accustomed with my penipeni?

>>14519080
MrHands.jpg

>>14518905
I wonder what would happen if a small number of adult Yukkuris would be living in the same yukkurium than a dozen baby Remilias.

Well, here's the result :

A) The adult yu's are as scared from an adult Remilia as from a baby.
B) The baby Remilias don't go for processed food when hey're hungry. Their hunter instinct tell them to attack the adult yukkuris, to feed from those soft, puffy balls of warm food.
3) So, they try to gnaw at them bigger yukkuris, not being strong enough to kill them. It's enough to feed a baby Remilia, though. The prey remains alive after the attack.
4) However, they tend to fight back, crushing the mini-Remilias in one blow.

All the baby Remilias died before any one of the adult yukkuris. None of them reached ko status.

Related note : I then released an adult Remilia in the yukkurium, and immediately took its hat. The four adult yukkuris immediately ganged up on her, quickly killing her. It seems the frilly pink hat triggers an instinctive response of fear among yukkuris : without it, Remilias couldn't count on their preys running away and not trying to put up a fight until it's too late.

Also, for some reason, a baby can be insiminated with penipeni juice, the yukkuri equivalent of semen. The baby will grow larger, then give birth to lots of healthy babies while regaining its original size, not being distinguishable from its offspring anymore.

I also witnessed an Alice break reality. I had her sustain on mister poo-poo : she ate what she shat, and shat what she ate. I thought she would die quickly, but no, that same pile of shit fed her again and again. I waited a few minutes on full speed, and lo and behold, there were two piles of shit. The shat quicker than she ate, meaning that yellow mister poo-poo was created from nowhere. If I had waited more, there would be three, and then four piles of shit...
Lavoisier thought he was right, but he didn't take yukkuris in account.

On a last note, I just acquired a Dosu.
It's time for even more experiments.

>>14519158
>A, B, 3, 4

fug

>>14519158
Yeah it seems like accessories are basically the marker for yukkuri to truly recognize each other. I've seen stories where a raper Alice infiltrates a family wearing Marisa's hat and they wonder why daddy is killing them.

>>14519217
>mfw I saw a baby Weimyu approaching a hatless Dosu a thousand time its size with the firm intent of enacting "pwunishment", only to be quickly crushed.

Dosus aren't as fun as expected.
They're strong, big and untranslated, but that's pretty much all.

One hatless Dosu vs 10 Reimu : Dosu easy victory.

One Dosu vs 6 Remilias : Four Remilias left on the field in the end.

Also, Dosu can mate with normal-sized Reimus and Remilias don't eat Sakuyas, unless they've lost their accessory.

Tomorrow, maybe I'll researched the strange Tarinai phenomenon. They seem to be fucked up yu's, like yu's with birth defects, but they usually die on the stalk. Orange juice diffuser should solve this.

>>14519345
I've had some Tarinai's survive, they're strange. They have no born-in accessory, so even after being born they can die quickly. If you add an accessory to them, it's a random piece of garbage (soda lid, ramen cup, etc). They're also untranslated, though, though from what I can tell they can really only say "yu" and other slurred variations.

>>14518870

You can tell the Debius that devolved from Reimus . I nicknamed them "Tupac" Deibus because when they devolve their accessory gets all messed up and looks like a bandana tied in the front the way Tupac used to wear. You can fix it by taking it away and giving it back but I leave them as it because it has some character.

>>14519158
You need to keep going, I really enjoy reading the experiments results

Something really fucking strange just happened, I bought 4 adult Marisas and 2 adult Reimus, and let time run for a bit. The reimus mated and had 3 baby reimus and a marisa. Since the adult Marisas were all shit heads I tortured them as they didn't mate, one starved to death after I burnt its feet centimeters away from their food. I took all the other Marisas' hats away to see what would happen, one of them killed a baby reimu and stole its ribbon after killing her little sister who was attacking the adult Marisas. After a while I decided to drop in a Flandre and see how things went, expecting all of them to be killed by the new addition, and this did in fact happen, one by one they got picked by the Flandre, who started her hunt with the remaining baby reimus. The parents didn't even react to any of it until they got attacked. Last yukkuri remaining was the Marisa wearing the little reimu's bow, but since she lived for so long with Flandre, she apparently got used to her presence and doesn't cry around her, but it might be the fact that for some reason the Flandre started eating yukkuri food instead of hunting her. Some more time goes by and they actually mate.

I let an Average Reimu and Marisa live with a Nice Flan and Remi. Most of the time Reimu/Marisa ran around crying and shouting about Remilia being there, though they'd calm down sometimes if Flan/Remi got them pregnant.

The strange thing was having an OJ Diffuser kept the non-predators from dying while they were fed on. Remi/Flan preferred to snag unborn stalk babies over munching on the parents, and would never eat stalk-Flan/Remis.

This went on for awhile, until the adult Remi took too big a bite from Marisa and ripped her foot open completely, causing her paste to leak out and she died quickly after.

>>14519080
That depends how loose your definition is.

So I started "translating" the newest takumi images on OYP, but I've hit a snag. I've finished the first two pages, but I don't know where to get a decent translation or dictionary to get the romaji to English.

For example, there's the mess I have for this page:

M: Pyuyaaaaaaaaa~ Yuyaaaaaaa
W: okaaaatannn
R: Yuyutsu?
R: Ochibichiyan ga kaiteruyotsu

R: atarashii ochibichiyantachi
R: ochibichiyantachi no oneechiyan ga yonderukarachi yotsuto itsutekuru yo
R: umareru no hamousukoshi matsutere

I'm sure it's mostly gibberish, but if anyone could point me in the right direction from here, that would be great. I'm sure the structure and spaces are all wrong, but I'm hoping to get a foothold and at least learn enough to translate a few pools.

no

>>14520669
yes

ok

Show me a more violent Yukkuri death than this one.

>>14519158
Dear god.
Kill it. Before it turns everything into an expired custard pooniverse.

>>14518929
Link?

>>14518333
Why do you think that?

>>14520587
Reading kana isn't translating.

>>14518225

Don't they have social welfare?

>>14521602
Nice American style yukkuri.

Here's a bodied:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUk8PCXa4E

>>14517946
Use Adderall.

>>14521864
Orange juice diffuser is the closest they have. it instantly heals any hurt yukkuri in the yukkurium, allowing all mothers and children to survive the process.

>>14519345

Once Dosu breeds a hybrid it turns into a complete fucking mess of mutants.

Still waiting for those experiments.

I want to take it easy, but I can't take it easy

>>14516845
THANK YOU!!!

Patchy works hard to be a smart and easy yu!

That's why Mister Santa bought Patchy a lot of books and a new Mister Treasure!

Happy holidays and chake it eajy!

Have an easy christmas, mister anon.

>>14527048
this is one dorry

>>14527048

>>14527064

>>14527072
My favorite abyuse stories are those where yukkuris hurt each by being either stupid, or by being assholes to each others.

I love this one.

>>14527057

This is fucking hilarious.

>>14526067
What is mistah treashure patchy?

>>14526113
I wonder why I was born as well

Bump limit... can't, take it, easy

>>14527833
When mister thread takes it easy for good, we'll find ourselves a new easy place.

Merry Christmas

>>14494502
oh shit.

>>14494615
>:3

Kill yourself.

>>14511088
god's dead and so am I.

holy fucking shit, every yukkuri i haave has suddenly got insta-pregnant and died
I´m trying to process all this fucking yukkuri bodies, but can someone tell me what the fuck happened?

404, mister thread can'tch chake it eaji!

>>14529957
That looks like the deed of a rapist Alice.