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I owe someone a gift for Christmas. He likes oppai lolis. What could I possible give him?

>> No.14471113

Depends on how easy it is to abduct kids in your region

>> No.14471123

>>14471109
oppai loli mouspad

>> No.14471152

>>14471109
Was this Girlsform or LO? I can't remember.

>> No.14471153

>>14471152
LO

>>14471123
Where can I get a loli one?

>> No.14471164
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>>14471109
AIDS, I hear faggots love it.

>> No.14471186

>>14471153
Just get a normal oppai one and pretend she is short.

>> No.14471245
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>>14471109

>> No.14471408

A nice, sturdy rope.

>> No.14471433
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>>14471109
>I owe someone a gift for Christmas. He likes oppai lolis. What could I possible give him?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cute-Anime-Hestia-Danmachi-Dakimakura-Otaku-Hugging-Body-Pillow-Case-Cover-150cm-/221765612483

>> No.14471758

>>14471433
Does anyone still like Hestia?

>> No.14473021

>>14471109
>>14471152
http://exhentai.org/g/642243/d8842b0119/

>> No.14473743

>>14473021
Thanks.
Real marriage material that one.

>> No.14473824

>>14471758
Yes? I do at least.

>> No.14473861
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>>14471433
>22,99$ for Hestia pillow
Hestia is cheap, cheap.

>> No.14473908

>>14473861
>panties

What heresy is this?!

>> No.14474019

>>14471109
I want to DRAIN my BALLS inside an oppai loli man!!

>> No.14474532

>>14471758
She's alright I guess, at least visually

>> No.14474694
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>>14473908
The safe for work / Hestia is not a slut heresy.

>> No.14478692

>>14471109
Euthanasia.

>> No.14478723
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>>14478692
Oppai lolis are awesome, but only when they're not the stupid ones with breasts bigger than their bodies. Unfortunately those are the common ones like that hack Arekishi makes.

>> No.14478746

>>14478723
They shouldn't even have been conceived by anyone. It's completely unnatural, it doesn't fit at all. A loli should be flat, as a girl that age shouldn't have boobs.

>> No.14478764
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>>14478746
>caring about realism in Japanese cartoon porn

I'm greentexting because your statement is that ridiculous

>> No.14478783

>>14478764
>not caring about common anathomy
>greentexting
>arguing with an autist guy about people's tastes.
I'm quoting Abraham Lincoln.

>> No.14478800

>>14471164
>>14471245
>>14471408
>>14478692

Further proof that lolifags are the most insufferable otaku. Anything that doesn't appeal to them is pure trash.

Why can't we just be like Japan and not give a fuck what other people fap to? Why are westerners so autistic?

>> No.14478804

>>14478800
You're deluding yourself if you don't think the nips are as autistic, if not even more autistic, than we are

>> No.14478945

>>14478783
>'Common' anatomy

We share a common desire to masturbate to drawings of 'ladies' where, usually, the mouth has no lips, the nose is almost fused together in the face and only represented by a dot (yet on a profile perspective, the noseline is sometimes so extreme, you could skate on it), the foreheads are ginormous and the eyes are so big, you would need an eye socket that's probably three times as large just to try and fit it in there.

Already, that's not 'common' anatomy. Strapping a pair of musk melons to a young lady's chest isn't going to change much of that. There's common ground, but in the end, people find attractive whatever their penis tells them is attractive.

The day this becomes unnatural is the day it ceases to exist.

>> No.14478957

>>14478945
>still arguing with the autist guy
Like, seriously?

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>>14478957
I enjoy random rhetoric.

Understanding other viewpoints is one way to grow as a person.

>> No.14479004

>>14478982
Okay then.

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>>14478746
They're a miracle of science.
And Felt a really fucking cute, anything that artist draws is as well in fact. Definitely one of my favorites.

>> No.14480701

I actually went to school with an oppai loli.

Her breasts would swing around everywhere when she ran in gym.

>> No.14481532

>>14471109
Shes so cute i wouldn't even want to sex with her initially. Just cuddle.

>> No.14482687

>>14481532
What a gentleman

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