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Describe what you think the conversation is going on here. Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 21:23:26 No.14464443 [Reply] [Original]

Hong: Woah are you the new secruity gaurd

Gaurd: Yes, you know we are not so diffrent you and I

Hong: What?

Gaurd: I used to be an adventure like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Hong: (o_o')

Gaurd: Yes I dare you to ask the fellow gaurds it's true, I took an arrow in the knee.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 21:39:24 No.14464475 Have I ever told you about how much I enjoy stuffing cocks into my ass, nerdboy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 21:39:48 No.14464478 >>14464443 Autism

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 21:43:05 No.14464490 File: 25 KB, 338x277, 1335317293838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464443 my sides are in orbit!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 22:31:07 No.14464619 File: 251 KB, 955x746, wild-hot-dog-shooting-mustard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464443 >OH WOW A NEW SCERURITY GUARD! :^(((((((((( >yes tats rihgt XDDD now tim 2 fug :^)))))

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 23:12:25 No.14464766 File: 3 KB, 367x368, 2i3k00jl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 23:17:15 No.14464780 >>14464443 This is the gayest thread I've ever seen on /jp/. Right up there with the faggot that wants a Touhou mom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 23:47:05 No.14464860 Woah epic

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 23:51:41 No.14464871 >>14464780 This aint gay. There is nothing homosexual here.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 23:55:17 No.14464879

>>14464443

Gaurd: So how do you stand here at this gate

Hong: All day

Gaurd: Thats boring, eventually you will get sensory deprivation.

Hong: Yeah, I guess thats why I fall asleep. I ask sakyua to make it less dull one time, but she brutally beat me.

Gaurd: Why don't you become an adventurer, I heard it is much better pay than sitting here all day.

Hong: Okay, umm how do I start

Gaurd: Its dangerous to go alone take my sword and shield.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 8, 2015 23:57:20 No.14464884

>>14464879
>Gaurd: So how do you stand here at this gate
>Hong: All day nigga
>Gaurd: Thats boring, eventually you will get sensory deprivation.
>Hong: All day nigga
>Gaurd: Why don't you become an adventurer, I heard it is much better pay than sitting here all day.
>Hong: All day nigga
>Gaurd: Its dangerous to go alone take my sword and shield.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 00:01:59 No.14464894 >>14464884 All day NIGGA

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 00:10:52 No.14464910 File: 30 KB, 250x107, atheist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 00:22:00 No.14464934 >>14464910 How does this even relate to the topic?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 00:23:09 No.14464936 >>14464934 yeah

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 00:25:14 No.14464942 >>14464910 >Atheists are angry round people that require pills Sounds pretty accurate

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 00:42:37 No.14464986 >>14464942 WTF don't derail the thread. Keep that shit on /s4s/ Okay no more getting off topic.

>>	Quality Control's Ghost !!o9b4OdEyCdv Wed, Dec 9, 2015 01:30:01 No.14465123 QUALITY THREAD

>>	Quality Control's Ghost !!1HECvFCGINV Wed, Dec 9, 2015 01:31:26 No.14465129 QUALITY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 02:21:38 No.14465321 File: 13 KB, 500x500, IMG_1966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14465129 >Quality Control's Ghost ! Yeah it is. With out a doubt this is the best thread on /JP/ in the history of 4chan

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 02:27:59 No.14465346 >>14464986 Does it snow in gensyoko?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 02:53:01 No.14465406 >>14465321 come on it's not that good ive seen some pretty epic threads here before

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 02:58:24 No.14465419 File: 91 KB, 800x800, 1444550452960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14465406 You got that right, we have to break out the seal and everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 03:09:17 No.14465444 File: 924 KB, 908x1285, 34342056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kuso thread

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 03:10:10 No.14465448 >>14464871 You know what I meant.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 03:29:06 No.14465507 Guys, I know everyone is a fucking autist here, but isn't this taking it a bit far?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 03:40:55 No.14465534 Hong: I'm chink Gaurd: I love chinks, awesome Hong: I'm chink Gaurd: Slanty eyes ching chong Hong: I'm chink Gaurd: I WANT TO FUCK YOUR CHINK PUSSY BRO Hong: ... Gord: Hey guys what's going on h- spits out coffee

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 10:41:45 No.14466474 You managed to short-circuit jaypee Congratulations

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 9, 2015 20:24:35 No.14467947 File: 422 KB, 500x483, 387.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14466474 How about I long circut it. Ill do what many japanese people like to do.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 00:11:39 No.14468777

>>14464443
Hong: so how are you doing

Gaurd: My brother is off fighting dragons and what do I get gaurd duty

Hong: oh okay

Gaurd: I can't talk now some one stole a sweet role and I was investigating that.

Hong: I don't think we are communicaitng

Gaurd: I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 00:37:00 No.14468840 >>14468777 that "Arrow to the knee" its the most bullshit excuse i had ever seen, how the fuck they can still walk and run of they got hurt there by an arrow? shouldnt they be crippled?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 00:58:11 No.14468881 >>14468840 Restoration magic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 00:58:49 No.14468885 >>14468840 "Arrow to the knee" is actually Norse slang. It means he actually got married.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 01:05:49 No.14468911 >>14468885 I learned today.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 01:26:22 No.14468969 Lovin' This' Thread'

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 01:31:38 No.14468985 File: 293 KB, 720x576, 1410232700214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 01:34:48 No.14468992 File: 748 KB, 1006x803, 2015-12-09-223331_4320x900_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PLANTS THO!!!! LOL!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 01:53:05 No.14469039 File: 122 KB, 666x556, 1444865989945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 02:38:12 No.14469150 >my cousin is out there fighting dragons, and what do i get? guard duty

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 03:19:34 No.14469261 HHAHAHAHhahahaHHAHAha an arrow to the knee xD only oldfags will get this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 19:04:10 No.14471636 >>14468840 Its not bad enough to stop walking, just enough to stop being an adventure and climbing mountains.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 19:06:27 No.14471642 No lollygagging

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 19:13:34 No.14471667 File: 81 KB, 800x998, 2010-04-22-beartato-checkengine.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 19:18:21 No.14471687 >>14465444 Hey, what did I say about posting "Kuso thread" You fucking piece of shit.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 10, 2015 21:37:40 No.14472320
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Hong: Uh you don't get to bring friends
Guard: their not my friends
Hong: Lotta loyalty for a haired guard
Guard: Perhaps he is wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a apartment
Hong: You're a big guard
Guard: For You

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