Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:42:53 2015 No.14456152 [Reply] [Original]

Performing the mating press on a Flatchested Kikimora

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:43:47 2015 No.14456155 File: 611 KB, 848x1438, 21ddc09f716a9aa3439822ad47c6bcfc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves are for healing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:45:28 2015 No.14456161 >go to take a shit >get mercy killed by the mods Lets go for 3,000+ without hitting image limit, okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:48:41 2015 No.14456173 Today OP was not a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:52:12 2015 No.14456181 4th for all of the overworked and under-appreciated writefags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:54:40 2015 No.14456189 >>14456181 There aren't any. No writefag drama, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:55:14 2015 No.14456192 File: 270 KB, 450x600, 1448404447162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456152 still dead despite new thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:57:33 2015 No.14456201 File: 3.54 MB, 2500x2833, 1441218669772.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Assuming direct control.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:57:50 2015 No.14456202 File: 499 KB, 307x213, asdf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How come this smug mother fucker gets to be the first one to have an official doujin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:58:00 2015 No.14456203 File: 1010 KB, 840x1200, 1448755340438.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456192 Maybe if OP picked a better maid to start the thread with we wouldn't be so dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:58:50 2015 No.14456207 >>14456192 It's early. All the good NEETS are sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:59:16 2015 No.14456209 >>14456152 >Performing the mating press I want!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:00:07 2015 No.14456212 >>14456203 End yourself abominationfaggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:00:24 2015 No.14456213 So does the rest of the thread always think of monsters talking in an accent appropriate for there country of origin. Like Kikis being Slavic, or Elves being Nordic, or shoggoths being from New England

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:00:29 2015 No.14456214 >>14456202 Shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:01:02 2015 No.14456216 >>14456213 No, I don't think of them talking at all. I'm not good at imagining voices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:01:13 2015 No.14456217 >>14456202 Because KC understood the world needs more Cheshire. Seriously, before the doujin was announced I'm pretty sure Fizzshire had more art than the profile design.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:01:14 2015 No.14456218 >>14456152 >OP about flat-chested maid >Uses the medium-chested redhead kiki instead of black haired twintails loli kiki

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:02:10 2015 No.14456225 >>14456203 Maybe, but there's no maid better than a kikimora so it's a moot point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:03:02 2015 No.14456230 >>14456189 >there aren't any Maybe not overworked, but some are a little under-appreciated at times. Not trying to cause drama, just sending good vibes to fellow writefags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:03:39 2015 No.14456235 >>14456230 Please no. It will all end in tears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:04:20 2015 No.14456237 >>14456218 post it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:05:35 2015 No.14456241 File: 111 KB, 405x882, TenderlyLoveAndBully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456225 >>14456237

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:11:09 2015 No.14456262 >>14456155 All Good Monster girls deserve healing. Maybe even some evil ones if they cry about losing to a hero all the time

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:11:33 2015 No.14456266 >>14456241 literally the perfect file name

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:12:02 2015 No.14456269 >>14456262 All good heroes deserve to be healed by evil monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:13:52 2015 No.14456272 File: 887 KB, 1390x1154, 1448630602836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:16:01 2015 No.14456279 >>14456272 What a classy matron.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:16:32 2015 No.14456283 >>14456272 That Oni looks like she'd be fun to drink with. Cuddle too but mostly drink with, she looks like she has a good story or two to tell.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:17:00 2015 No.14456285

Monstergirls being scared of other monstergirls because of what they are.

Cute Alices afraid and grossed out by giant slugs
Beelzebubs scared shirtless of spidergirls
Angels afraid of devils and devils terrified of valkiryes
spidergirls afraid of Ignis because PERISH IN FLAMES!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:18:35 2015 No.14456288 >>14456262 >evil Onto the sword it goes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:19:20 2015 No.14456291 >>14456288 Not this shit again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:21:20 2015 No.14456296 File: 210 KB, 627x715, 1446087586225.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456291 Always

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:22:05 2015 No.14456297 >>14456285 Shoggoths and Kikis fight each other on the spot when their eyes meet Apos and Pharaohs are a given Scyllas and Charibs too Yetis and Wendigos also duel with one another

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:23:41 2015 No.14456303 >>14456297 How do Yetis and Wendigos duel? Can't imagine any aggression from them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:24:47 2015 No.14456305 >>14456303 >'AWA' and throws a snowball at Yeti >Yeti throws one back

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:26:41 2015 No.14456315

>>14456285
Dormice are terrified of Cheshires, not because they're cats but because they have a habit of pranking them as they sleep.
Jinkos and Hellhounds wrestle for supremacy whenever they meet
Kikis get nervous whenever a Wurm passes by, thinking they'll accidentally plough right through their master's house

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:26:55 2015 No.14456316 >>14456303 Hugging duel, they each grab a guy and see who can snuggle him the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:28:06 2015 No.14456318 >>14456316 >Yeti gets a flashback to her mommy >"Try to remember some of the basics of CQC!" >Encounter starts to play Mmm, yes.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:31:51 2015 No.14456327

>>14456152
>"M-Master." she blushes and adjusts her glasses
>After finishing her task of cleaning the study, she found you watching her
>"Is my work to your liking? You let it get awfully dirty in here master." You walk towards her, not saying a thing "Are you hungry? Dinner is in the oven, it'll be ready soon, it's roasted chicken tonight..."
>You walk closer still, circling around her, eventually placing you hands on her delicate shoulders "Master?"
>You move your hands from her shoulders down to her waist, hugging her tightly "M-Master..."
>You swing her off her feet, holding her at an angle like a dancer, you stare into her eyes "W-What exactly is it you're doing? There's work to be done, you know?"
>You kneel down and lay her onto the study's plush, large oriental carpet
>She begins to protest but you lift a fuzzy, floppy ear and blow into it before biting the tip
>You lift her thick, modest skirt revealing her black garters and panties, which you proceed to rip off
>You then ravish her delicate, pale body with an animal-like mating press, releasing copious amounts of semen insider her, all the while she clings to you
>You kiss her all over and get off of her, zipping up
>She brushes herself off and fixes her clothes, standing up "Very well, master. Like I said, dinner will be ready soon."
>She serves dinner and eats beside you like nothing happened
>"Now I'm most likely pregnant and now the chicken's overdone too because of what you did, you'll take responsibility, r-right?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:34:09 2015 No.14456335 >>14456203 REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth, you are the worst maid you are the blueberry smell

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:35:20 2015 No.14456336 >>14456288 My man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:36:13 2015 No.14456339 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, And away we go.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456336 You're so silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:36:49 2015 No.14456342 >>14456327 >treating sex like it's just a matter of course I did not know how badly I wanted this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:37:06 2015 No.14456344 >>14456327 But are the carpets still clean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:37:50 2015 No.14456348 File: 3.40 MB, 5400x3600, 21.2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that you're loved out there, somewhere. Never lose hope, and never let her down!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:39:03 2015 No.14456356 >>14456336 Brother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:39:10 2015 No.14456357 >>14456348 Bloody hell, that's astonishing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:39:29 2015 No.14456358 >>14456348 But she's not real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:40:06 2015 No.14456363 File: 574 KB, 1000x1417, 2901f9e17cfd65c7b067a93ceab3a5ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456288 >>14456336 Evil monstergirls are best monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:40:51 2015 No.14456368 >>14456318 >Yeti puts on her best Golgo 13 serious face and charges in for the hug >Wendigo awawas off out of fear and starts running >Benny Hill style chase ensues and the Yeti has to catch the Wendigo

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:42:11 2015 No.14456374 >>14456368 >Yakkety Sax intensifies You! You did this to me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:43:46 2015 No.14456383 File: 381 KB, 1200x600, 1441472226632.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456363 Damn right they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:46:09 2015 No.14456390 >>14456363 I want to play her rump like a bongo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:48:06 2015 No.14456397 File: 61 KB, 600x706, 1448330197780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456363 >evil is edgy >but not if monstergirls are involved Jump off a cliff

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:48:12 2015 No.14456398

>>14456305
>>14456316
>Guy gets lost in blizzard
>yeti and wendigo both converge
>notice each other before man notices either
>yeti approaches, calls out to man before a snowball nails her in the face
>wendigo begins to creep up to man "awawawa.mp4" starts
>promptly cut off by snowball
>Man still freezing
>luckily the local yuki-onna was there to help him

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:48:15 2015 No.14456399

I want to be a hero who saves the land but upon beating the demon lord, marries her instead of killing her.

>She's knelt on the ground having accepted death
>You place the flat of your sword against her neck, she winces
>You sheath it, her head still hung low
>You kneel down and grab her hand
>Kissing the back of her hand, you smile as she blushes and gasps in astonishment
>"Leading a reformed life as my bride is surely better than being executed here, no?"
>"EEEEEEEEHHHHHH?"
>Party members are stunned and that human cleric girl in the party starts crying because she just assumed she'd eventually become your wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:48:36 2015 No.14456400 >>14456358 That's quitter talk anon, are you a quitter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:49:13 2015 No.14456403 >>14456348 I will! >>14456400 That's right, you just gotta pierce the veil of reality using your D powers!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:49:27 2015 No.14456406 File: 103 KB, 1100x1200, Lamia in a sweater.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need more Sweaters, their is not enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:50:57 2015 No.14456409 >>14456406 No dumping now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:51:00 2015 No.14456410 File: 2.50 MB, 1493x2108, 1445222979292.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456406

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:51:43 2015 No.14456413 >>14456409 I wont, Just stating a fact

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:52:20 2015 No.14456418 >>14456409 >>14456410 I, yeah, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:52:26 2015 No.14456419 File: 7 KB, 194x259, 111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456410

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:52:30 2015 No.14456420 >>14456399 >saying no to cleric/nun pussy I HATE YOU!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:52:47 2015 No.14456422 >>14456410 I love Apophis now. She's so deep, and throughful, and purple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:54:14 2015 No.14456432 >>14456420 >humie pussy >ever nice me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:54:41 2015 No.14456435 >>14456420 But she's a human.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:57:47 2015 No.14456443 What's your opinion on yandere human girls who turn into monsters for the man they love

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:58:12 2015 No.14456445 >>14456443 Intrigue. Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:59:23 2015 No.14456453 >>14456443 I have tthe desire to know more about this, tell me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:59:33 2015 No.14456454 >>14456318 >Loyalty to your husband or loyalty to me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 10:59:45 2015 No.14456456 >>14456432 I could say the same to you. >>14456435 >not being an equal opportunity employer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:01:48 2015 No.14456458 >>14456454 >There is no such thing as a "lover" in absolute terms!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:02:08 2015 No.14456459 >>14456443 I'd rather they stay human and simply take out any monstergirl rivals.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:04:17 2015 No.14456463

>>14456445
>>14456453
Oh, you know, being a monster has many advantages. Turning into an undead will make you able to stalk him 24/7 without needing to sleep or eat. Or maybe she thinks she's not beautiful enough as she is, and ask a Vampire for help. Or she thinks she can win his heart through magic and starts to practice witchcraft.

There are so many possibilities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:04:35 2015 No.14456464 >>14456459 This nigga gets it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:06:22 2015 No.14456469 >>14456456 Why go for the inferior product?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:08:54 2015 No.14456472 >>14456458 >You twist your wrist when you grab onto the shoulder blades. That's more of an underhanded cuddling technique. >You're pretty good

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:09:02 2015 No.14456474 >>14456469 Diamond in the rough. Plus fucking holy women silly is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:09:06 2015 No.14456475 File: 984 KB, 1280x720, loli slave.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh noes! Someone left a loli slave at your doorstep! What are you going to do with her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:09:11 2015 No.14456478 >>14456443 I'm more interested in Yandere slimes pulling a Super Buu on human girls I look at/talk to

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:09:50 2015 No.14456481
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Boss. We got a call from some craftsmen who need rare ingredients to do whatever it is they're working on. They offered to pay us good money to obtain the materials they require. It might not sound like our line of work, but the specific ingredients they need can only be harvested from Monsters. I've put the details on your iDroid if you're interested in some big game.
Good hunting, Boss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:10:57 2015 No.14456485 >>14456475 What's this from? Seems incredibly depressing, but potentially heartwarming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:11:57 2015 No.14456488 >>14456475 Call CPS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:12:02 2015 No.14456489 >>14456475 She is just precious, fuck. That .webm always hurts my heart. >Someone left a loli slave at your doorstep! What are you going to do with her? Raise into a good wife and treat her well until consummation on our wedding night

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:12:06 2015 No.14456490 >>14456474 Eh. Not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:13:01 2015 No.14456494 >>14456475 Tenderly love and corrupt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:13:36 2015 No.14456495 >>14456348 It gets rough at times, but I don't have time to bleed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:13:52 2015 No.14456496 >>14456475 Someone's translating this or is it just that webm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:14:03 2015 No.14456497 >>14456490 Your lust is weak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:16:11 2015 No.14456499 >>14456485 Teaching Feeling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:16:17 2015 No.14456500 >>14456490 It's human girls or nobody. Shit eating grin.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:17:52 2015 No.14456506 >>14456472 >Yeti tries to do the Ocelet "You're pretty good" hands >Her paws are too big

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:18:36 2015 No.14456509 >>14456497 But I can get a monstergirl that can alleviate all my lust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:18:48 2015 No.14456510 File: 749 KB, 900x1431, 1392659354522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456499 >not fully translated I'm taking out my frustrations on this fox.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:21:13 2015 No.14456514

>>14456463
>Turning into an undead will make you able to stalk him 24/7 without needing to sleep or eat. Or maybe she thinks she's not beautiful enough as she is, and ask a Vampire for help. Or she thinks she can win his heart through magic and starts to practice witchcraft.
10/10 waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:24:33 2015 No.14456521 >>14456509 But they're not real anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:25:59 2015 No.14456526 File: 91 KB, 595x842, CVnpwBGUYAAr0HT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Oppai Barometz I'm totally fine with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:26:53 2015 No.14456530 >>14456526 who drew this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:27:45 2015 No.14456534 >>14456496 Translation though I think he dropped it at 45%

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:27:48 2015 No.14456535 >>14456521 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:28:33 2015 No.14456538 >>14456526 What happens if I rip her out of the pulp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:28:52 2015 No.14456541 >>14456526 I'd lick that Barometz's metz's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:29:04 2015 No.14456543 >>14456530 Paundo, he's a guy on pixiv who pumps out a bunch of low-mid quality at best stuff, it doesn't appear to be on his page yet though. KC retweeted it earlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:29:36 2015 No.14456544 >>14456535 Ooooooooh, you cheeky bugger, I like you. Never alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:29:37 2015 No.14456545 >>14456538 It would be extremely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:30:10 2015 No.14456549 I want to spoil a nice, plump alice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:30:26 2015 No.14456550 >>14456545 She's a big.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:31:01 2015 No.14456552 >>14456550 FORE! Wurm likes golf!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:31:24 2015 No.14456553 >>14456549 I want to give a nice plump Alice Wonderland Cake and make her into an Onee-san And then spoil her

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:31:50 2015 No.14456556 >>14456550 you

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:32:06 2015 No.14456558 Cyberpunk and Monster Girls. Discuss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:33:01 2015 No.14456560 File: 241 KB, 512x509, Not lewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456549 I want to play totally innocent games with an Alice. Like Snakes and Ladders or cards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:33:10 2015 No.14456561 >>14456558 So basically Shadowrun?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:33:39 2015 No.14456565 >>14456558 sounds Interesting at least

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:34:29 2015 No.14456569 >>14456560 That's good too. >>14456553 Plump alice imotous are best! An oneesan alice is essentially a titania!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:35:17 2015 No.14456571 >>14456569 She's still plump and lazy, and has the alice look and dress though!

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:37:19 2015 No.14456575

>>14456510
>Be traveling war torn country.
>Come across this fox girl
>She shakes as she tries lifting the assault rifle.
>You remove the Magazine
>Ask her if she understand English, or get a translator who knows the local languages to translate.
>Tell her she's going to be fine and try to take her
>She screams, kicks, struggles and even bites as you take her and put her in a truck and eventually onto a plane or chopper heading back home.
>You take her to a hospital where her eye is treated the best they can, learn she may need glasses one day because of the damage to her eye
>She is disinfected and bandages up and given small portions of food until she can take more
>As this goes on you are working with the government to adopt her as part of a rehabilitation movement of child soldiers.
>Eventually she is cleared to leave and you take her home. You give her a white room and tell her that whatever she wants done to it she just needs to ask.
>You home school her the best you can along with attending sessions with a physiologist to help her get over her trauma.
>Eventually she has to go to school to be reintegrated with society.
>It's VERY bumpy but you try your best to help her grow up.
>One day she goes missing after mentioning she can't get the battlefield off her mind.
>You feel like you failed, and spend the rest of your years alone thinking you couldn't help her.
>Another war starts and ends and you go to the country, expecting to find dozens of starving child soldiers but see them all being taken care of.
>You ask who did all this as the soldiers take you to meet their General who won the war for them with minimal casualties.
>You walk in the tent to see a figure looking away
>"It's been a long time...father."
>She turns and you see her scared eye, her other filling with tears

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:37:41 2015 No.14456577 >>14456571 Please, with alice imotous they need to invite you to tea parties only to bashfully admit that they ate all the cakes before you got there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:40:12 2015 No.14456586 >>14456575 Meh, it went from healing to just stupidly easily resolving all problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:46:01 2015 No.14456611 >>14456577 No, an Onee-san Alice is for baking a cake with, and watching as she keeps having "little pieces" of it, only to discover she's eaten the whole cake in just a day!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:49:41 2015 No.14456624 >>14456611 But you can't lay oneesan alice in you lap while you nap! You won't have her skit be pinned at an undignified angle so her bear panties are exposed on her big round bottom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:50:48 2015 No.14456625 >>14456586 well it was either 'She becomes a normal everyday girl' or 'she becomes a soldier of some kind'

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:52:06 2015 No.14456632 >>14456575 It's okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:52:13 2015 No.14456634 >>14456625 Why couldn't it be >She becomes no-nonsense teacher who all the boys have a crush on desoute of or precisely because she's always strict

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:52:33 2015 No.14456635 >>14456410 >"I wonder where he is now." >"Is he with her?" >"Are they mating right now?" >"Will he ever come back?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:53:14 2015 No.14456639 >>14456635 DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:55:30 2015 No.14456644 >>14456635 Brown Country Yes Like rutting hogs Nyet, you blew it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:56:21 2015 No.14456647 >>14456624 No, but you can do something even better! You can lay on top of her while she holds you tightly! She'll cuddle you lovingly because you're her sweet otouto!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:56:47 2015 No.14456648 >>14456635 >>14456639 She sings about him on friday nights at lounges. >>14242119

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:57:48 2015 No.14456650 >>14456639 I'm sure a nice girl liker her will get over him and find a new boyfriend. It' not like she's going to be alone forever. Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:58:48 2015 No.14456652 File: 10 KB, 474x162, 436346347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456635 >>14456644 >>14456648 STOP

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:58:54 2015 No.14456654 >>14456647 But she can't look up at you like a chubby alice imotou! Don't you want to see her pouting up at you only to break into a sunny smile when you pat her head?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:59:29 2015 No.14456658 >>14456648 Well I blew that. https://youtu.be/NYz8xs163YU?t=43s

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:01:11 2015 No.14456661
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>>14456635
>tracing the path of droplets on the window
>taking in the scent of coffee rising up on tendrils of steam
>as her gaze shifts past the rainwater to the lights of the city beyond
>one question plagues her mind:
"What was the name of the song that went bee-bee-boo-bop-beep-boo-boo-bop"
". . ."
"FUCK, THIS IS GOING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:01:25 2015 No.14456662 >>14456654 But then I can look up to a chubby Alice onee-san! And I can pout at her until she gives me a headpat, then break out into a sunny smile!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:02:31 2015 No.14456665 >>14456661 Nah, she's thinking of bee boo boo bop boo boo bop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:02:47 2015 No.14456667 >>14456662 Please, It sounds like you are the one who wants to be spoiled now!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:04:10 2015 No.14456672 >>14456667 Maybe I am, is that a crime? We can spoil each other!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:04:19 2015 No.14456675 >>14456635 >Her childhood friend, Anon, got recently married to another of her childhood friend, Pharaoh-chan. She regrets not all this time not telling Anon her true feelings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:04:55 2015 No.14456677 >>14456661 >>14456665 This is turning into Cromartie High, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:05:53 2015 No.14456679 File: 868 KB, 540x350, 1447949692783.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456662 -->alivpce >chubby >oneesan >chubby Why can't you have a coronary and rid us of you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:06:31 2015 No.14456683 >>14456672 The only spoiling you should need is hugs! Spoil the imotou! Spoil her till she's he softest around!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:06:44 2015 No.14456685 >>14456679 God I hope that hamster girl dies

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:08:50 2015 No.14456693 I want to teach an Oomukade how to dance the depression away!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:09:30 2015 No.14456698 >>14456685 Never seen her show, why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:10:21 2015 No.14456703 >>14456693 But bugs can't dance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:11:03 2015 No.14456706 >>14456693 Tap dancing, right? >>14456703 Sure they can, but their dancing will stink. Hehheheheheh. Get it? Stink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:11:12 2015 No.14456707 >>14456703 No, that's cats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:12:02 2015 No.14456710 >>14456707 No, bugs are gross and have too many legs to dance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:12:18 2015 No.14456711 >>14456707 >>14456703 No, that's Genesis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:13:59 2015 No.14456715 File: 403 KB, 540x304, shitposting.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456685 Never ever kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:23:29 2015 No.14456746 I DESIRE TO SHATTER THIS MEME! A HAPPY NON AWKWARD OOMUKADE IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:25:16 2015 No.14456750 >>14456746 Even in death, Alp's shadow still haunts us. The meme has become his phantom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:26:15 2015 No.14456755 >>14456746 No, she'll always be sad and only get 5/10 boys at the most.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:26:56 2015 No.14456759 >>14456746 >Just as it appears, they have a melancholy, depressive disposition. I can agree with you on odors and 'wimpy neet-ness', but that sentence up there's right from the profile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:27:56 2015 No.14456761 What Monster Girls are best big and thick? Sonico thick? Pochaco thick?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:29:31 2015 No.14456766

>>14456746
>>14456750
The gloomy/depressed part isn't Alp's fault, it's in the profile.
>Disposition Gloomy, ferocious
>They’re obsessively clingy and affectionate towards their prey to point that it borders on paranoia. Once they get a man, they’re never ever willing to be apart from him. Until he becomes entirely theirs, they continue to copulate a countless number of times, continuously spoiling the man’s body and heart with love and pleasure.

Although they're still nothing stinkypede neets. They're extremely forward about their desires and won't hesitate to pounce on a guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:31:52 2015 No.14456774 >>14456761 >Pochaco thick That's just morbidly obese, Sonico is just a nice level of chubby. I wouldn't mind a Jabberwock with a Sonico style body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:32:37 2015 No.14456777 File: 860 KB, 1024x768, 1422994763366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZZZZZZZZZ

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:35:41 2015 No.14456788 >>14456774 I'd a Pochaco-esque Monster Girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:39:35 2015 No.14456799 >>14456761 Holst, oni, dragon, any of them really. I'd a pochaco tier jinko 100%

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:41:15 2015 No.14456808 >>14456711 No this is Patrick

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:42:19 2015 No.14456810 >>14456808 Fat pink starfish monstergirl when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:43:24 2015 No.14456812 >>14456810 Sounds like shit desu senpai

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:44:17 2015 No.14456816
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Begin with a function or arbitrary complexity. Feed it values, "sense data". Then take your result, square it, and feed it back into your original function, adding a new set of sense data. Continue to feed your results back into the original function ad infinitum. What do you have? The fundamental principle of human consciousness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:46:22 2015 No.14456820 >>14456816 Mathematically unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:46:22 2015 No.14456821 >>14456816 TFW when Succuvirus is the closest any of us will ever get to a real monster girl in our potential life times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:47:03 2015 No.14456822 >>14456820 Don't get your panties in a twist over an Alpha Centauri quote.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:47:53 2015 No.14456825 >>14456777 That mouse is not fat off cheese or pregnant with mice babies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:48:17 2015 No.14456827 >>14456816 Neeeeerd

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:48:41 2015 No.14456828 >>14456822 Don't get your panties in a twist over a Deus Ex quote.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:49:23 2015 No.14456831 >>14456822 >>14456828 NEEEERDS!

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:50:02 2015 No.14456832

>>14456816
>Take come carbon atoms, some hydrogen atoms and combine them. Have them form into bonds of 1:3 for the most basic Methyl groups
>Continue to split and recombine them while feeding back into the original system
>What do you have?
>The fundamental principle of organic life
And a billion years from anything alive. Longer for multicellular creatures.
A room full of monkeys would crank out an award winning book before either of those things would generate sentience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:50:44 2015 No.14456833 I need twintail monster girls. I njeed them now!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:51:34 2015 No.14456838 >>14456833 Twintail familiar!

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:52:38 2015 No.14456840
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So what happens when one of these strumpets turns all the women in a town where the male:female ratio is skewed towards female into monstergirls? Do they all just draw straws to see who gets a husbando and who has to wait?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:53:09 2015 No.14456843 >>14456840 Communal husbands, like the Lamias in EMG.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:54:11 2015 No.14456847 >>14456840 Harems

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:55:34 2015 No.14456853 >>14456840 Communal husbands

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:55:37 2015 No.14456854 >>14456833 I want to convince a big strong Jinko to try twintails and make her blush by calling her cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:55:45 2015 No.14456855 >>14456840 None of you whore wenches will ever lay hands on my virginity! None of you! >Then I an hero in front of all of them with a shotgun to the head

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:56:26 2015 No.14456856 >>14456840 Direct them to the nearest tech school.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:57:26 2015 No.14456860
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I want to be a squire who gets corrupted by a Dark Matter's lewdness radiation and then assault my Paladin mistress while she sleeps. I'd kiss her on the lips and hug her every night until she began to turn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:58:33 2015 No.14456867 >>14456840 I take off my 'Free Hugs' sign and instead put myself out there as a companion of moderate pricing. Free trial hugs available on request

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 12:59:19 2015 No.14456868

>Be out exploring with your big tough wolf or jinko
>Starts to get cloudy
>Hear thunder
>Suddenly she grabs you and takes you to a cave and protectively cuddles you.
>"What are you...?"
>She hushes you and stares out the cave while keeping you safe
>'Big Sky Boom no hurt.'
>Try to explain to her it's fine, you're not out in the open
>She keeps you close despite protest
What do

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:00:09 2015 No.14456871 File: 34 KB, 832x224, who_u_gonna_call.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456855 >blowing your brains out in the middle of a monster-filled town.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:00:41 2015 No.14456872 >>14456855 Good boyim You will make some Will-O-Wisp happy And you won't run away from her since she literally locks you in herself

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:01:00 2015 No.14456873 >>14456855 This just reminds me of that one scene in Mouth of Madness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:03:56 2015 No.14456883 >>14456868 Pretend to be scared of the thunder to get free hugs until she catches on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:05:04 2015 No.14456890 >>14456868 I'd just cuddle her tighter an thank her. It's the thought that counts, and she's really thoughtful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:05:11 2015 No.14456892 >>14456868 stick a finger up her anus

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:05:21 2015 No.14456893 >>14456871 What happens if I try to hug a Willow while I'm still alive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:07:27 2015 No.14456895 >>14456893 >Will-o-wisp with living husbando. She's gonna turn red, and all of her friends green.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:07:40 2015 No.14456896 >>14456893 She would be extremely overjoyed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:12:11 2015 No.14456909 >>14456860 I want a Dark Matter Paladin onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:24:54 2015 No.14456936 >>14456860 I'd rather have a pure paladin oneesan who ascends to valkryiehood but decides to stay with me to continue dealing justice and breeding new loli valkryies

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:27:10 2015 No.14456943 File: 365 KB, 877x886, 1449512830697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon! I need your help. Hold this weresheep close and tight for a moment, will you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:27:36 2015 No.14456945 >>14456893 For once, I think this might actually fit: it would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:29:22 2015 No.14456954 >>14456936 Damn that's cute, it's like that Vestal Virgin Paladin idea I had once, but at the end she gets the childhood friend instead of his son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:30:16 2015 No.14456959 >>14456943 I will look for you. I WILL find you. And then I'm going to kill you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:30:27 2015 No.14456961 >>14456943 >Not shaving the area first Artistdoesn'tknowhowtobrand/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:32:01 2015 No.14456964 >>14456954 Don't forget that I'd get to come home to a bunch of winged daugtherus in cardboard armor who each want to share their good deeds for the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:33:00 2015 No.14456968 >>14456943 Why would you do that, I'm going to report you to the police

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:33:28 2015 No.14456969 >>14456945 How would it be painful? Because you're not a big guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:36:22 2015 No.14456979 >>14456945 Not when monster mojo is involved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:36:57 2015 No.14456981 >>14456964 No, no, that's way too far in the future. I'd concentrate on the part where she ascends and proceeds to use her newly sprouted wings to swoop down on you from the altar and plant her clumsy, wet first kiss right on your lips.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:37:48 2015 No.14456983

>>14456936
>Paladin onee-san
>Fights to protect humans and monstergirls equally from the evil and corrupt
>More than once, is threatened with corruption herself
>But is eventually rewarded by ascention into a Valkyrie
>Doesn't turn into a Dark Valkyrie, but remains pure through sheer belief and conviction,
>Gives birth to two beautiful Valkyrie children, glowing with a golden light even immediately after delivery

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:38:32 2015 No.14456985 >>14456981 Only if her eyes are closed and she's beet red from embarrassment at kissing in front of others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:39:46 2015 No.14456990 >>14456983 Yep, Don't forget the wing hugs, both from her and the tiny valkyrie daughterus

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:41:10 2015 No.14456996 File: 496 KB, 1000x1200, dragon_girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you feel about fit dragons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:41:35 2015 No.14456997 >>14456985 Only after she'd munched on your lips for a good minute and had to come up for air. You know her wings would curl up into a cocoon to hide herself, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:42:03 2015 No.14456999 >>14456943 I'll hold her tight and close while I'm running away to get her to safety you sick fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:42:53 2015 No.14457005 File: 229 KB, 858x1200, 48720404_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456996 Extremely nice, even if my favourite Dragons are slim and elegant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:43:26 2015 No.14457007 >>14456996 I think my dick will fit inside one just fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:43:36 2015 No.14457008 >>14456996 >How do you feel about fit Xgirls [X] Lick Abs

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:43:59 2015 No.14457010 >>14456997 I want to stroke her wings after a day of hard work. >>14456996 Would stroke abs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:44:15 2015 No.14457011 >>14456996 I love them. If only she were black of scale and acidic of tongue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:44:39 2015 No.14457012 I like retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:44:47 2015 No.14457014 >>14456959 >>14456968 >>14456999 For a thread about monsters, there's a surprising amount of humanity here.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:45:03 2015 No.14457015

>Have Monster girl waifu
>Be out on a date
>Suddenly evil wizard comes up and splits your waifu into two, a human version of her and a full on animal version of her species, effectively spiting the monster from the girl.
>The only way to remove the curse is to kill him, but he's going to be in his lair guarded by Super Demons and Lovecraftian horrors
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:46:23 2015 No.14457020 >>14457014 Girls who are monsters on the outside is what we're after, not people without a speck of decency.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:46:44 2015 No.14457022 >>14457015 Fuck both versions of waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:46:52 2015 No.14457023 >>14457015 I teach my waifu the fusion technique so she can go back to normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:47:47 2015 No.14457027 >>14457015 Eh, she's just gonna alp again. It's not like all the Mamono mana that let it happen just disappeared.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:47:52 2015 No.14457028 >>14457015 Wizards are too busy reading and questioning the fundamentals of our magical place in the universe. They would not go around throwing curses on innocent passerby willy-nilly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:49:38 2015 No.14457029 >>14457015 Ask a Lilim for help, they're our allies after all, and I bet she doesn't like what he's doing at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:50:47 2015 No.14457034 How does your waifu protect you from lusty monstergirls, who want to take you away?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:51:34 2015 No.14457037 >>14457015 Kill him before he can leave. Simple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:51:47 2015 No.14457039 File: 756 KB, 1200x1400, gazer p0rnaga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:51:58 2015 No.14457040 >>14457028 What if he's gone senile?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:52:58 2015 No.14457044 >>14457034 By being a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:53:12 2015 No.14457045 >>14457027 Or if she just turned into a human girl I can monsterize her into something different this time, like maybe an alperwock. Thanks wizard!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:53:43 2015 No.14457048 >>14457034 Mountain range.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:53:43 2015 No.14457049 >>14457034 Booby traps that lead to bigger boobies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:53:49 2015 No.14457050 File: 193 KB, 600x848, 46457330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457039 Wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:54:39 2015 No.14457053 File: 256 KB, 439x500, 1449260754296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456996 I'd like to have one as a lifting buddy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:54:44 2015 No.14457054 >>14457034 Anti-NTR protocols. Those thirsty bitches will be jelly forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:54:45 2015 No.14457055 >>14457050 ouch

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:54:48 2015 No.14457056

>>14457010
Those big, white, fluffy pigeon wings? They'd shiver and perk up every time you gave her sore, new flying muscles a good rub. Eventually she'd have to stretch them a bit, and how better to do that than to wrap them around you over and over again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:55:21 2015 No.14457058 >>14457049 That one made me laugh. Is she an Amazon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:55:34 2015 No.14457059 >>14457055 It's okay, Vampire saliva is a natural anesthetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:55:55 2015 No.14457063 >>14457053 >shit form >literal cowtits 9/10, would only hugg if I couldn't get my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:56:30 2015 No.14457065 File: 90 KB, 211x217, 1398052394626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457034 Nobody wants trouble from a woman who would look at you like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:56:44 2015 No.14457067 >>14457055 Not ouch

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:57:12 2015 No.14457068 >>14456397 >not wanting to be the happy-go-lucky husband to an evil warlord MG no anon maybe you should jump off the cliff

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:57:29 2015 No.14457070 >>14457056 Indeed, fluffy white wing cocoons. >>14457058 Yes, one who is of the opinion that 'breast' method' of keeping me safe is by making sure the girls can't get in the house. Or walk without their hands carrying heavy breasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:57:45 2015 No.14457072 File: 56 KB, 500x500, dc36ffbf452df65f7ebbe5ff87cb2baf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457055 Not as ouch as getting drained through the dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:58:56 2015 No.14457074 >>14456990 The daughters would be so small, they'd only be able to wrap up your arms or legs with their wings. Then they'd get all snuggled up by their mother, cocooning all of you with her massive, fluffy wings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:58:57 2015 No.14457075 >>14457072 Damn. That's one hell of a period.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:00:35 2015 No.14457080 >>14457034 Screech and dive at them. Or makes me wear a "Best Husband" wristband if I go out b myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:00:54 2015 No.14457082 File: 104 KB, 712x1000, 1437070824990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456996 I'd love a muscular monstergirl anything. Also, is that chick based off the MGE Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:00:59 2015 No.14457083 >>14457074 Indeed. Don't you want to come home and have your valkryie daughterus wrap your legs up like fluffy white shin guards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:01:07 2015 No.14457084 File: 446 KB, 564x800, Perfection.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457050 Wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:02:24 2015 No.14457089 >>14457034 Normally monstergirls aren't suicide enough to go against an amazon. You try to steal one husband and you have the entire tribe after you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:02:44 2015 No.14457090 File: 129 KB, 1000x1000, happy_anubis_wedding_gown_sketch_by_henyoki-d90ecr3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457039 Wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:04:16 2015 No.14457092 File: 117 KB, 600x706, ss+(2015-12-07+at+08.01.36).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457008 Lick abs, you say? >>14457082 Inspired by KC yes, but she wasn't meant to be based on MGE Dragon specifically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:04:47 2015 No.14457093 >>14457053 >Muscle cow NO! SOFT COWS! CUDDLY COWS THAT MOO AS YOU CUDDLE THEIR SOFT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:05:08 2015 No.14457094 >>14457092 Bueno! This is wonderrful!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:05:18 2015 No.14457095 File: 106 KB, 850x762, 1440807892934-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457090 Wives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:05:24 2015 No.14457096 File: 1.45 MB, 1980x1398, 1407548815488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457084 Wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:05:31 2015 No.14457097 >>14457092 Hold the phone, you're the one that drew her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:05:47 2015 No.14457098 >>14457053 I want to give her minomilk to get her more muscled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:07:24 2015 No.14457105 File: 26 KB, 300x300, CrowTenguAnim.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457095 Wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:07:26 2015 No.14457106 >>14457092 [X] Lick Abs Vigorously [X] Tongue The Bellybutton

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:07:46 2015 No.14457110 >>14457080 Wouldn't that give other MGs an insentive to steal you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:07:56 2015 No.14457112 File: 959 KB, 891x1200, 6JQtb4L.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457096 Wife If only I had fan-art of a Kejourou in a wedding dress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:09:15 2015 No.14457115 >>14457084 >That face >That hair >Those ears HNNNGGGGG GIVE TO ME THE BLESSING OF COW

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:09:16 2015 No.14457116 >>14457093 >Not wanting a lewd tomboy cow to throw you over your shoulder and carry you off to do lewd things to you. I don't even know what to say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:09:18 2015 No.14457117 Too many wives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:09:22 2015 No.14457118 >>14457110 But they'll know I'm taken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:09:52 2015 No.14457119 >>14457093 >Not wanting to get swole with your waifu >Not toweling each other off >Not massaging away each other's muscle soreness >Not having slow, sweet, post-workout shower sex >Not making protien shakes with her milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:10:10 2015 No.14457120 File: 580 KB, 1024x768, 1412001956858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457112 Wife and daughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:10:11 2015 No.14457121 >>14456996 She's getting married.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:10:23 2015 No.14457122 >>14457118 Yes, but you'll be advertised as a good husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:10:26 2015 No.14457123 >>14457092 >>14456996 I see this Dragon and I want her painted black. Or even red.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:10:44 2015 No.14457124 >>14457116 >Not wanting a lewd qt cow to pin you against a wall with her softness and do lewd things to you

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:10:51 2015 No.14457125 >>14457120 But how's Yuugi your daughter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:11:04 2015 No.14457126 >>14457122 Only to my wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:11:42 2015 No.14457128 >>14457125 I came inside Suika a lot of times and 9 months later Yuugi popped out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:12:15 2015 No.14457131 >>14457126 I'm not so sure that all other monstergirls could rationalize that, and that's IF they see and then read the band.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:12:40 2015 No.14457133 >>14457117 A waifu in every house, and a daughteru in every belly!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:13:09 2015 No.14457136 >>14457124 But anon. ABS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:14:28 2015 No.14457140 >>14457136 >>14457124 Why not both? A pair of twins where one is lewd and super soft while her sister is a tomboy who is ultra fit and loves to have you take her in the shower

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:14:43 2015 No.14457141 >>14457136 Delicious abs, begging to be painted white, yes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:16:02 2015 No.14457147 >>14457131 If the try anything, I'll show them the band so they try someone who's not taken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:16:52 2015 No.14457152 >>14457140 This guy gets it. Is the tomboy lewd too? This is important. >>14457141 No. Delicious abs, begging to be massaged so you can hear cute moans. Remind me, does that make her pussy tighter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:17:38 2015 No.14457155 >>14457152 >does that make her pussy tighter? Massaging her abs? I guess if she's ticklish...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:18:15 2015 No.14457158 >>14457147 You're too naive, anon. Do not leave your waifu's side, for your own good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:18:22 2015 No.14457160 >>14457152 The tomboy holds hands and has a see-through nightie that she'll break out on occasion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:18:27 2015 No.14457161 >>14457155 No, I mean having tight abs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:18:39 2015 No.14457163 File: 491 KB, 710x1000, Pharaoh_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457065 I see your waifu is my waifu's enemy and by correlation, I am your enemy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:19:18 2015 No.14457164 I want to make a Wurm listen to the Pale Blue Dot audiobook as read by the author himself! It's so comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:20:03 2015 No.14457167 File: 136 KB, 574x679, ss+(2015-12-07+at+08.19.18).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457097 Yes. >>14457112

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:21:00 2015 No.14457170 >>14457161 I wouldn't think so, but exercise of the pelvic floor muscles could contribute in that regard. >>14457167 You're pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:21:15 2015 No.14457172 >>14457158 But why would they deprive a wife of her husband? That's just mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:21:17 2015 No.14457173 >>14456661 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmsLe8t_gg I remember that song.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:21:45 2015 No.14457177 >>14457167 Nice!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:21:50 2015 No.14457178 >>14457167 Monorus? I can't believe I wasn't able to recognize your linework for once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:22:48 2015 No.14457181 >>14457164 I want to make a Jubjub listen to 50 shades of gray audiobook read by Gillbert Gottfried

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:22:55 2015 No.14457182 >>14457167 Please make an Apophis playing a harp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:23:07 2015 No.14457183 >>14457173 >not posting the best version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYNUIMjYJXg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:23:20 2015 No.14457185 >>14456868 >retard cavewoman jinko Denied!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:23:36 2015 No.14457186 >>14457163 I want to end an Apophis and a Pharaoh's feud by dicking both of them and making them my wives!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:24:17 2015 No.14457189 >>14457186 This was the plan of Treacherous Anubis Advisor all along!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:24:31 2015 No.14457191 >>14457170 >>14457177 Thanks. >>14457178 Well, it is a bit different from my usual. >>14457182 I feel like I've drawn enough Apophis for a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:24:34 2015 No.14457192 >>14456943 Does the iron need to be that big?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:24:57 2015 No.14457194 >>14457163 Perhaps if we focused on what's the same between us, instead of what's different, well who knows? For example, we both have to put up with the sandworms eating the caravaner tourists. Ruining real estate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:25:36 2015 No.14457195 >>14456996 Reminds me Saint Seiya for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:25:40 2015 No.14457196 >>14456868 Easy. Make a litter of Jinkos while waiting out the storm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:25:51 2015 No.14457198 >>14457183 I prefer the one I grew up with though...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:26:07 2015 No.14457201 >>14457189 Then she's getting dragged into the dicking pile and made into a wife too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:26:14 2015 No.14457202 >>14457182 He just got finished drawing one. Now a girl that hasn't been drawn by anybody for a while: Mermaids. Specifically Merrows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:26:40 2015 No.14457205 >>14457191 >enough Apophis Uuuu~ Girtablilu then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:27:36 2015 No.14457209 >>14457015 fuck my human looking minister wife. You didn't say he affected her personality. >tfw my waifu is cosplay as fuck anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:27:41 2015 No.14457211 >>14457201 Haha! This is exactly as the Mysterious Masked Spandex Sphinx calculated the events would transpire!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:28:16 2015 No.14457214 >>14457191 >I feel like I've drawn enough Apophis for a while. then draw some mummy's or a sphinx

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:29:03 2015 No.14457219 >>14457194 That's all self-inflicted. Walk without rhythm, it says so on the wormsign.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:29:14 2015 No.14457221 >>14457068 No, you, hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:29:38 2015 No.14457222 File: 173 KB, 800x674, 1443798272287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to see a Raiju in skimpy Makai Knight armor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:30:07 2015 No.14457229 >>14457211 She's getting added to the waifu pile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:30:07 2015 No.14457230 >>14457221 How am I a hypocrite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:31:51 2015 No.14457237 >>14457229 You only played the Sandworm empress' long game, like the pawn you are!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:32:41 2015 No.14457241 >>14457237 She's getting tied down and added to the waifu empire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:33:13 2015 No.14457244 >>14457136 Abs are Hard and covered in sweat

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:33:43 2015 No.14457247 >>14457230 >'edgy' thing done by minstergirl 10/10 muh Dick >'edgy' thing done by human HFY GO BACK TO /tg/! Etc etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:34:29 2015 No.14457252 >>14457136 all I can think of is that Old Spice commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Ss0pRoQto

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:34:30 2015 No.14457253 >>14457241 Ah, but now the true mastermind is revealed! For death was merely a setback for the Mummy, whose curse now haunts you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:35:16 2015 No.14457256 >>14457027 >>14457045 I'd rather a Jabberalp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:36:01 2015 No.14457260 >>14457247 Yes, this is a well-known occurrence here. Hence why anyone using the word "edgy" is to be ignored.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:36:10 2015 No.14457262 >>14457256 Why does this fiendish fraulein exist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:36:30 2015 No.14457265 >>14457034 Harem

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:37:40 2015 No.14457272 >>14457262 Well it all started with some Hathor Milk, the Robot Devil, and an Anon who made the best of situations

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:38:23 2015 No.14457278 >>14457244 And? Is that supposed to be a bad thing? >>14457253 She's getting added to the waifus. Preferably through Irrumation

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:38:51 2015 No.14457280

>>14457247
I never said anything like that. I just want to be the happy-go-lucky husband to an evil MG; and do things like bake cookies for her generals when they're plotting to take down a city, or 'surprise' her wearing nothing but an apron when she comes back home from battle.
I don't care if people want to be edgy or not. I just want to be a husbando to my waifu T.T

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:40:38 2015 No.14457289 >>14456996 >>14457092 >>14457167 Woah Mono, neat style, much different from your usual. More Abigail when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:41:15 2015 No.14457292 >>14457278 >She's getting added And while anon entertained his harem, the Khepri inherited the earth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:42:59 2015 No.14457298 >>14457280 You're on the right here anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:44:23 2015 No.14457302 Do all of our writefags either go for smut or simple plots that act as excuses for smut, or does anyone try to go deeper?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:45:17 2015 No.14457306 >>14457280 Who IS your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:46:11 2015 No.14457310 >>14457302 Plenty write adventure stories and non smut. It's not exactly deep but pulp fiction is still tons of fun to read.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:46:56 2015 No.14457313 >>14456996 Seriously you mofo, you been watching saint Seiya?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:47:50 2015 No.14457318 >>14457302 Lol nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:48:30 2015 No.14457321 >>14457313 I was wondering why it looked so familiar. thought I was going crazy for a ticket

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:49:31 2015 No.14457326 >>14457321 What can I do to make you happy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:49:44 2015 No.14457329 >>14457292 I think you know what's coming next anon. Khepri are literally made for harems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:51:23 2015 No.14457337 >>14457321 Right? She looks a bit like the woman who trained pegasus guy. I watched it in Spanish, I don't know his nip or English name

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:51:39 2015 No.14457340 >>14457326 What does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:53:02 2015 No.14457346 >>14457337 Thank you! Thought I was the only one that saw him Read the manga years ago. Couldn't tell you even if I tried. Never saw the anime

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:53:30 2015 No.14457347 >>14457289 What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see? >>14457195 >>14457313 >>14457321 No, I was studying Hirame's style right before that. But interesting you would make that connection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:53:37 2015 No.14457349 >>14457340 How can I make you HAPPY?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:54:45 2015 No.14457353 >>14457326 You could draw an ogre using an alp as a bludgeon to beat back a spidergirl while anon cowers behind said ogre.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:54:49 2015 No.14457354 >>14457347 >What kind of content with Abigail How she looks first thing in the morning without grooming or coffee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:55:09 2015 No.14457357 >>14457349 I don't know. Uh, get me a new computer? No, wait, shit, that's expensive and advantage taking. Get me a pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:55:41 2015 No.14457359 >>14457347 >What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see? Seconding this guy >>14457354 Messy bed hair Abigail would be cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:56:13 2015 No.14457363 >>14457354 >Bed head THIS. I 100% vote for this

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:56:45 2015 No.14457365 File: 610 KB, 1200x1731, Ia ia!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456203 >>14456212 >>14456225 >>14456335 >There are literally people here who deny the greatness that is Shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:57:46 2015 No.14457371 >>14457306 That evil Lich who wants to take over the world but can't get her zombie hoards to stop cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:58:40 2015 No.14457376 >>14457365 >>14457365 I don't take no lip from some insane cosmic goop FUcker. Man flipping you of as hard as he can.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:58:51 2015 No.14457378 >>14457371 >I command you. Stop. Go out and conquer. >Huuuugs! Waaarm! >Irritation!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:59:27 2015 No.14457379 >>14457365 He should stop whining and just fuck her already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:59:44 2015 No.14457380 >>14457365 Dem Zaku's

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:00:19 2015 No.14457382 This thread lacks pouty face, I am disappointed.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:00:51 2015 No.14457384
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>>14457379
He does fuck her, after she uses her eldritch powers to put him in the body of a Deep One so she can bear his children

>>14457376
>Cosmic
>Not Kos, or Kosm
>Implying implications about SAN points

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:00:56 2015 No.14457387 >>14457365 Who wrote this? I can't seem to find it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:02:03 2015 No.14457394 >>14457384 Micolash I swear to god We just put up that "Don't Awoo" sign I SWEAR TO GOD Micolash

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:02:42 2015 No.14457398 >>14457347 >What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see? Her little Bio page showing tidbits of her personality, and her fat thighs

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:02:48 2015 No.14457399 >>14457365 I'll choose death over being turned into a monsterboy/abomination

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:03:03 2015 No.14457400 File: 548 KB, 694x519, 1447987392614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457382

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:03:26 2015 No.14457401 >>14457365 At least a Kikimora would actively encourage me to be the best I could, along with being diabetes-inducing levels of cute. Shoggoths are a little creepy with their "replace everything with herself" and "make master part slime" thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:03:28 2015 No.14457402 >>14457384 Eh. It would be an improvement for me.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:04:25 2015 No.14457408
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Accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom!

Or don't, you're still trespassing and if you don't leave you'll be accepting the love of a comfy cell!

Then you'll be accepting the love of horse pussy whether you want it or not!

>>14457382
.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:05:04 2015 No.14457413 >>14457347 In armor like most Wights were prior to becoming Undead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:05:25 2015 No.14457415 >>14457401 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew You make it sound like that's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:06:31 2015 No.14457419 >>14457408 Never! Horses are dumb and smell bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:07:01 2015 No.14457422 >>14457408 Alright, I'll leave, and I'm taking my alp with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:07:23 2015 No.14457424 >>14457398 I think Mono said he was working on this a while back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:07:26 2015 No.14457425 Is it possible to obtain a Will o' Wisp while you're alive or would one have to die first before they could be with one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:08:18 2015 No.14457429 File: 30 KB, 403x403, 1449345501011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457382 Paladins rule, Monsters drool onto cocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:08:31 2015 No.14457430 >>14457408 why can't the horse pussy kingdom just be nice? why do I have to go into a cell every time I try being nice to one? your all very pretty please stop throwing me into a cell! how about you throw me into going out for dinner and a movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:09:27 2015 No.14457434 I want to conduct a scientific experiment to see how much cum a Kobold daughteru belly can hold without leaking!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:09:34 2015 No.14457436 >>14457429 kek That frog face though

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:09:36 2015 No.14457437 >>14457408 I'm not trespassing, you're in Bat country

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:10:19 2015 No.14457439 File: 525 KB, 700x1036, 1449519019041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457408 Sorry, I'm a permanent part of the Pussy Pussy Kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:10:26 2015 No.14457442 >>14457436 It's the face Paladins make when they see human boys getting deepthroated in public.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:10:53 2015 No.14457445 File: 703 KB, 1330x629, will o the wisp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457425 Yes. Read the profile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:11:21 2015 No.14457448 >>14457439 Welp. It's time to fap again.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:11:52 2015 No.14457452
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>>14457429
>Monsters drool onto cocks
Monstergirls have the right idea.

I mean, poultry is pretty damn tasty when breaded in a spicy mixture and fried. It also tastes good when honey is drizzled onto it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:12:29 2015 No.14457453 >>14457408 Sorry just passing through your airspace on my way to Bird Pussy Kingdom. Maybe when you get pegasi you'll be able to own your skies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:12:56 2015 No.14457454 >>14457408 gib horse loli

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:13:35 2015 No.14457456 >>14457408 Brb running off to ninja-pussy kingdom. At least they aren't assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:13:48 2015 No.14457458 >>14457365 Sadpanda link? I can't find it And why is their reverse image search such dog shit, it literally never finds anything and they never try to improve it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:20:47 2015 No.14457493 >>14457384 Want me to shove my +10 burial blade up your ass again you affected faggot!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:24:03 2015 No.14457506 >>14457408 Fucking horses literally gives you cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:24:06 2015 No.14457507 >>14457408 >uppity centaur Neat! A chance to use my retractable baton

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:26:09 2015 No.14457513 File: 586 KB, 1280x1024, 1449519969309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:26:40 2015 No.14457516 File: 246 KB, 600x800, 1449520000445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457513

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:27:27 2015 No.14457520 >>14457513 >That filename Am I a pretty Alpmouse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:27:49 2015 No.14457521 >>14457516 best

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:28:24 2015 No.14457524 >>14457513 Too chesty, mice are supposed to have little boobs with big areolae. Deliciously pinchable cone boobies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:31:18 2015 No.14457532 >>14457516 That cat is proud of the fact she has huge tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:31:37 2015 No.14457536 >>14457513 >that filename Oh my. Could an alp handle a mouse's breeding instinct? Could I be there to fill her up with daughterus when she fails?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:37:07 2015 No.14457554

>>14457445
God I fucking love everything about this.
>even if I die a pathetic virgin, there might be a qt Will-O'-Wisp girl to love me into the afterlife

Really they should just organize to make sure no one enters the afterlife alone. I mean, people die all the time, they'd be one of the guaranteed monsters to have a continual flow of husbands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:37:31 2015 No.14457555 File: 677 KB, 944x1280, Anubis Dress Pout-s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457090 Wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:39:06 2015 No.14457559 >>14457384 >Not Kos, or Kosm >or Kosm Pfft, shows what you know. Everyone knows it's truly Kos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:40:53 2015 No.14457567 >>14457559 >Kos >Not Kosm Away Beast

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:42:59 2015 No.14457574 >>14457567 >Still thinks it's Kosm Well, I suppose not everyone has heard the water, and seen the secrets in the rain...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:44:33 2015 No.14457577 >>14457574 >He actually calls is Kos You stop yourself from enlightenment. This is why you are not hailed to the nightmare, for you do not have eyes on the inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:45:20 2015 No.14457580 >>14457458 It appears to be from comic unreal vol 57. I can't find an English translation, so if a full one is out, the anon who posted it is a cunt for not sharing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:46:53 2015 No.14457584 >>14457458 >>14457580 here http://exhentai.org/g/880538/27501902d8/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:48:44 2015 No.14457589 >>14457577 >This is why you are not hailed to the nightmare Oh cute, someone who still calls them Kosm thinks they've seen the actual nightmare...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:50:08 2015 No.14457592 >>14457589 Oh cute, someone whose never seen the nightmare Kosfags. When will they learn?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:51:45 2015 No.14457599 >>14457592 I'm sure I'll learn plenty once I've murdered Kos' Child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:52:05 2015 No.14457600 >>14457584 So it is just a one-page translation so far. Unfortunate. Thanks, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:52:42 2015 No.14457602 >>14457577 >>14457589 Kos, Kosm, does it matter what it's name is? It's dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 15:54:16 2015 No.14457609 >>14457599 >I must kill the Kos' >No good hunter, you are the Kosm >And then the hoonter of hoonters was the Kos or for some, Kosm

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:02:57 2015 No.14457645 File: 1.51 MB, 1807x1100, Pharaohs_harem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone say Khepri harem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:04:52 2015 No.14457652 File: 1.11 MB, 1188x1105, Khepri_4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457645 No but I sure want one. Happiness is being covered in Khepris.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:05:46 2015 No.14457657 >>14457645 I found golden bug!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:08:54 2015 No.14457669 File: 536 KB, 858x800, Gold plated obviously a kepri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457645 Hell, yes. You take this rare kepri no scam, promise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:09:20 2015 No.14457670 File: 81 KB, 560x558, 1448456531237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no busty, scarred war veteran Beetle to press your face to her cleavage when you cum inside her

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:10:16 2015 No.14457677

I want to come across a cupid as she fires her arrow at a couple!
I want her to glance down at me in annoyance!
I want her to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to miss the shot and hit the wrong person!
I want Eros to personally come down and chew out the cupid for fucking up!
I want Eros to notice my dick too!
I want her to stand in stunned silence, until the pure awkwardness of the situation causes me to leave!

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:10:29 2015 No.14457679

>>14457652
For some reason, the image of a Pharaoh having a pit full of Khepris for testing possible husbands came to mind.
If you manage to get her interested in you, she throws you in after feeding all the Khepris food laced with aphrodisiacs.
If you can handle the Khepri mating pit, you can handle the Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:10:41 2015 No.14457680 >>14457669 Something seems off about thie Khepri, maybe it's just the different hair style taking some getting used to.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:11:01 2015 No.14457682
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>>14457555
I wish I could just hire Monorus for a year's worth of anubis content. The way they draw her, with the soft colouring and shading, is just so damn irresistable.
I just want to kiss, massage, and rub myself all over those paw pads. I want to lay atop her, pressing her into the softness of the bedsheets while hotdogging her plush thighs and plusher buttcheeks. All while rubbing her back, kneading into her neck and shoulders, stroking her hair and reaching around to kiss her from behind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:12:01 2015 No.14457684 >>14457652 I'm not usually one for harems, but I bet a group of Khepris would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:12:22 2015 No.14457686 >>14457669 Perfectly suited to camoflaging in the yellow snow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:13:32 2015 No.14457693 >>14457680 I can assure you. It is 100% khepri. Completely normal.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:16:03 2015 No.14457709

>>14457679
But I'd prefer the Khepris over the Pharaoh.
>>14457684
I just love the idea of them scuttling around the ruins preforming chores while they patiently wait their turn to get on the dick throne.
>They end up serving him with all their hearts, waiting on him hand and foot, feeding him and attending him through the night; as servants, soldiers and wives of the king
They're essentially the desert kingdom's answer to Kikis and Shogs but they're less specialized and more of a multi-class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:16:22 2015 No.14457712 >>14457682 Mmmm, yes. These reasons you speak of are why I got Monorus to make me my daki. Loved the way he drew her in the dress, and knew that's who I had to get the pillow from. And also everything else you're saying? Yes. Simply yes.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:18:28 2015 No.14457718
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>>14457693
I don't know, she said something like "I think I lost them" and keeps looking around like she's worried about something.

Whatever I'm sure she has her reasons, it'd be rude to question such a lovely Khepri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:20:06 2015 No.14457722 >>14457682 I would stop you, you're inssuferable enough as is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:23:53 2015 No.14457732 >>14457722 This. Anubis is over represented for art. Lets have some drawing of something we don't already have too many pictures of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:27:41 2015 No.14457749 >>14457732 Like Manticores?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:29:14 2015 No.14457753 >>14457732 Like Jabberwocks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:29:19 2015 No.14457754 >>14457749 He clearly means Hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:30:06 2015 No.14457756 >>14457732 >People commission art of a Monster Girl they like and share it with the thread >"I don't like X, there's too much art of her, commission what I like instead."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:32:06 2015 No.14457762 File: 201 KB, 880x450, 13cfb27637002673256cc43370e7ff81.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457732 Like Matangos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:33:01 2015 No.14457764 >>14457749 >>14457753 >>14457754 Yes, those are also over represented. Well done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:33:31 2015 No.14457766 >>14457756 This is the Monster Girl Thread, you're not allowed to like what you like. Only what the thread likes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:33:50 2015 No.14457767 >>14457754 I'm tempted to commission a Hellhound but it'd be different from the base design. I'll probably get something of one of the less popular girls I like first though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:34:03 2015 No.14457770 File: 118 KB, 370x500, Merrow_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457732 >>14457749 >>14457753 >>14457754 Like her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:35:13 2015 No.14457776 File: 486 KB, 1389x1043, 1431219201417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457762 Matangos are cute. Cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:36:10 2015 No.14457779 >>14457732 >>14457766 Commission your favorite girl(s) yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:36:38 2015 No.14457782 >simply point out certain girls have loads of art when some other types could do with a little >just get hostile and sarcastic replies I really hope there's some samefagging going on here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:38:10 2015 No.14457787 >>14457782 In all seriousness, I could go for a reverse trap Pharaoh in a prince's uniform and jacket. With a rapier. That her cobra shapeshifted into.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:38:16 2015 No.14457788 >>14457779 Why do that when you could take up drawing and draw them yourself?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:39:26 2015 No.14457790

>>14457782
People commission girls they like, plain and simple. After that, drawfags will draw girls they like on their own free time.

If there's a girl you feel is ignored, there's nothing stopping you from learning to draw yourself, or pay people to draw her. You've got to take initiative, instead of bitching about it to the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:40:24 2015 No.14457793 >>14457782 If you consider any of those replies hostile, maybe you shouldn't really be posting on 4chan. Sarcastic, fair enough. But hostile? I wish that was this thread's hostile. Then everything would be sunshine and rainbows all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:43:11 2015 No.14457803 What monstergirls even need art? Only ones I could think of are Roper, Jinn Jar and maybe one of the newest ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:43:55 2015 No.14457808 >>14457803 Sea Slime, all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:44:48 2015 No.14457812 >>14457803 Familiar

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:45:18 2015 No.14457814 >>14457803 Will-o-Wisp doesn't have anything that's not 5 seconds in paint tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:46:36 2015 No.14457821 >>14457803 Do they need art? I mean, no one here really likes Roper, Jinn, or otherwise. The new ones have a lot of Nip art. Art for the sake of art seems pointless to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:46:41 2015 No.14457822 >>14457803 These. Especially if they're different from the profile art. >>14457812 >>14457814

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:47:09 2015 No.14457825 >>14457770 >you will never have spend time with her, only to have her ask if you want to 'pound her tuna'

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:47:13 2015 No.14457826 >>14457803 Most of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:49:16 2015 No.14457835 >>14457803 Sahuagin

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:49:37 2015 No.14457837 File: 38 KB, 450x680, egyptian_prince.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457787 >Pre-Ptolomeic Egypt. >rapiers But brown tomboys are cute, I'll give you that; specially if they are expected to be the oujo type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:50:15 2015 No.14457839 >>14457762 >Matango Slime That's just dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:50:55 2015 No.14457841 >>14457803 It's easier to say what monstergirls don't need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:53:02 2015 No.14457847 My kiki doesn't wear makeup because she is modest and naturally pretty. Her cheeks are cutely rosy and her lips are pink like peaches!!! Her eyes are orange and shimmer in the light like polished bronze!!! AGGGH, SHE'S REALLY CUTE!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:53:15 2015 No.14457850 >>14457709 Khepris are amazing. And at the end of the day, when everyone's got their fill and all the daily chores are done, they would all climb into bed with you and cuddle up closely. How many would be too many, though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:53:49 2015 No.14457855 >>14457847 >Any monstergirl >Using makeup

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:54:28 2015 No.14457858 >>14457762 Those alternate versions of the Matango are appealing. By the way, how much has KC changed their profile?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:55:04 2015 No.14457860 >>14457756 Constantly shoving your shit in people's faces for the better part of two years is not sharing it's being obnoxious, that guy is mlp tier annoying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:55:35 2015 No.14457862 File: 428 KB, 507x714, Pegasus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457453 . >>14457408

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:55:53 2015 No.14457863 >>14457803 Anything that isn't Hellhound, Cheshire Cat, Manticore, or Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:56:11 2015 No.14457865 >>14457855 Actually, they do. I'd feed you but I'm on mobile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:56:11 2015 No.14457866 >>14457822 Monkey familiar a best

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:56:14 2015 No.14457868 >>14457860 Take it easy, it's just an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:57:07 2015 No.14457871 >>14457855 Some of those who live in cities and towns probably do. Not because they need it, but because they like to wear it. Some people have lipstick fetishes, after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:57:30 2015 No.14457873 >>14457860 >Implying it is just one guy There's at least 4, and probably many more who just like the stuff without posting much if any of their own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:57:32 2015 No.14457874 >>14457860 Comissioning art yourself and posting it for the thread is pretty much the definition of sharing, y'know. Why do you care so much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:58:19 2015 No.14457876 >>14457868 Tell It to that guy. I'm sick of hearing of his fucking waifu's paws. >now some faggot will start talking about paws cause that's the way this place works, keking children

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:59:49 2015 No.14457880 >>14457876 But her paws are so fluffy and squishy! I want to massage them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:00:00 2015 No.14457881 >>14457302 all my smut is fade to black, the most lewd thing I've written Is a few lines of ryu molesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:00:37 2015 No.14457884 >>14457860 >Being this mad >>14457876 Then talk about another monster girl. Prefer scales? Talk about scales, it's that easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:00:37 2015 No.14457885 >>14457876 What this guy said >>14457880

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:00:39 2015 No.14457886

>>14457855
Considering how monstergirls manage to always be naturally appealing, any of them wearing make-up tastefully would probably look nigh-on divine.

>>14457876
"Nigga just walk away from the screen," etc etc.
Seriously, it sounds like you're going out of your way to be upset about things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:00:48 2015 No.14457887 >>14457873 I know that, but he's the most noticeable, his threadgiven name is anubisfucker for crying out loud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:03:00 2015 No.14457894 >>14457493 >Burial Blade Why not be a man and get yourself +10 Beast Claws with the Beast Embrace rune instead you damn Alp!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:03:24 2015 No.14457896 File: 852 KB, 665x931, 1446731162160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457885 >>14457884 >>14457880 Reminder she'll never be real and you'll die alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:03:25 2015 No.14457897 >>14457858 Spores are no longer any worse than other forms of corruption and Matango can move around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:04:09 2015 No.14457900 >>14457850 >How many would be too many, though? Depends on the size of the ruins. Although I'd say 1 chef Khepri, 3 cleaners, 1 royal advisor, 1 head Khepri and 4 guards/soldiers would be enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:04:40 2015 No.14457901 >>14457896 Everyone dies alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:04:41 2015 No.14457902 >>14457897 Could one use a Matangos mushrooms on pizza without issue? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:04:51 2015 No.14457903 >>14457803 Any of the girls talked about here that don't get many stories or art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:05:24 2015 No.14457906 >>14457896 Why are blonde loli vampires so great?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:05:41 2015 No.14457909 >>14457896 Everyone's alone when they're 6 feet under, what matters is the fun you have before then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:05:44 2015 No.14457910 >A Kikimora will never save you from your crippling depression and make you a better person and a master she can be proud of

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:07:34 2015 No.14457913 File: 531 KB, 1000x1414, 1443213649811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457906 The same reason blonde loli foxes are so great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:08:17 2015 No.14457917 >>14457903 like I keep saying, we need more echindas

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:08:30 2015 No.14457920 >>14457910 I'm a sub Looks like I'm staying in my crippling depression

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:08:59 2015 No.14457925 >>14457901 >Muh philosophy You actually will though. No monstergirl by your side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:10:04 2015 No.14457931 >>14457894 >he uses beast claws

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:10:33 2015 No.14457934 >>14457917 That's what I'm talking about. The B or C tier girls that have fans and are brought up fairly commonly, but don't get much content.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:11:25 2015 No.14457937 >>14457920 She'll still help you out then, sh'll just make you fuck her daughter too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:12:23 2015 No.14457940 I swear I could beat beat the monster girls with just a brick! no I haven't been drinking, shut up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:12:35 2015 No.14457941 >>14457937 But I don't like lolis, I like MILFs and Cakes! And the only incest I like is older sister incest!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:14:03 2015 No.14457947 >>14457940 >needing anything but your fists

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:15:40 2015 No.14457954 >>14457934 A shame really, echidna's are only really used as throwaway's to explain why two unrelated MG's are sisters. anyone know of any echidna stories?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:15:40 2015 No.14457955 >>14457941 Father/daughter>nephew/aunt>brother/sister>mom/son>the rest

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:15:46 2015 No.14457956 File: 223 KB, 606x691, 1449526546326.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457941 You'll take a loli and enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:16:13 2015 No.14457959 >>14457902 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:16:35 2015 No.14457963 >>14457956 No! I'm not taking the loli and that's final!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:17:39 2015 No.14457969 >>14457955 >Anything over brother/sister

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:19:52 2015 No.14457974 >>14457969 >eating refried beans every day

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:20:01 2015 No.14457975 >>14457969 Brother/Sister ≥ Father/Daughter > All the rest

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:20:04 2015 No.14457976 File: 98 KB, 600x574, 2b29b8200a61c3c229e693b74353c588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457963 Take it dammit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:20:35 2015 No.14457979 File: 416 KB, 1012x1550, 1449389109746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:20:54 2015 No.14457981 >>14457954 Iron Beast wrote a short one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:21:30 2015 No.14457982 >>14457976 What if I'm not strong enough for a Baphomet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:22:29 2015 No.14457987 >>14457982 There are plenty of other lolis around who would have you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:22:51 2015 No.14457989 >>14457979 Looking good, if a bit scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:23:24 2015 No.14457994 File: 636 KB, 1200x1200, Up to no good.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457913 You want mofu, don't you mister?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:23:28 2015 No.14457995 File: 270 KB, 426x447, 1449527008457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457982 You get thrown to the R&D crew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:23:49 2015 No.14457996 >>14457979 She need to sit on my face. Or wrap her legs around me. Or do a dozen other things I would like to do with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:23:54 2015 No.14457997 >>14457976 I wish that KC would actually make that pillow and sell it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:25:19 2015 No.14458003 >>14457994 That fox is getting lap sat, tenderly loved and mofulested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:27:02 2015 No.14458007 I want a Kon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuFud47lEw

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:27:19 2015 No.14458008 >>14458003 >mofulested Congratulations, you're the funniest guy in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:30:45 2015 No.14458020 >>14457995 >R&D Oh god. Can't imagine what sort of concoctions they're brewing in there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:33:52 2015 No.14458032 File: 160 KB, 800x731, sleepy_abby_lines.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457354 >>14457359 >>14457363 I will be coloring this in a stream tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:35:13 2015 No.14458034 >>14457580 One, I fell asleep at my desk. Two, it's not even a real translation, it's just me dicking around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:35:29 2015 No.14458036 >>14458032 THIGHS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:35:32 2015 No.14458037 >>14458032 FAT. THIGHS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:35:44 2015 No.14458038 File: 173 KB, 1150x980, ecb46a033121f2f3233838bb1a6c8017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457976 Why don't we compromise with an oppai loli?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:36:08 2015 No.14458042 >>14458032 BIG MEATY THIGHS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:36:18 2015 No.14458043 File: 2.19 MB, 388x218, 1439747102096.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458032

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:36:26 2015 No.14458044 >>14458038 I'd compromise an oppai loli. I'd compromise an oppai loli so hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:36:57 2015 No.14458045 >>14458032 Look at those pillow thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:38:13 2015 No.14458046 I want to blow smoke on a werewolf's face

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:38:17 2015 No.14458048 File: 213 KB, 1000x1000, 1447771798210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458032

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:38:30 2015 No.14458050 >>14458032 Abby is drowsy and she's cute! CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:38:46 2015 No.14458052 >>14458032 Magnificent specimen

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:39:48 2015 No.14458056 >>14458032 Good god, she's adorable. Nice job Mono.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:40:05 2015 No.14458058 File: 195 KB, 500x500, 1448840862177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458046

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:42:18 2015 No.14458064 File: 480 KB, 434x444, 1445130412855.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458058

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:42:31 2015 No.14458065 >>14458058 Lifting her butt up that high is just asking for a spanking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:44:47 2015 No.14458076 >>14458034 You have the diabeetus, man? People don't usually fall asleep while doing things like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:45:57 2015 No.14458084 File: 828 KB, 750x1500, 1449113610468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457931 >not using DLC Rune with Beast Claws You're missing out on the fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:46:15 2015 No.14458089 >>14458076 No. Just been tired all day and since it's cold decided to catch some Zs.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:46:23 2015 No.14458091
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>>14458064
Dumb catgirl.

>>14458065
Please exercise caution when spanking the wolfbutt. Just because their diet and active lifestyle leads to an ass that is perfectly toned and deliciously juicy, doesn't mean you should spank it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:47:29 2015 No.14458096 >>14458032 >Just a T-Shirt Glorious and wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:47:53 2015 No.14458098 >>14458091 >Just because their diet and active lifestyle leads to an ass that is perfectly toned and deliciously juicy, doesn't mean you should spank it. No anon, that's exactly why I SHOULD spank it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:47:58 2015 No.14458099 >>14458064 Man, werecats are so rude sometimes. All I wanted was to pet her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:48:01 2015 No.14458100 >>14458058 I have a newspaper. AND A PHONEBOOK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:48:37 2015 No.14458106 >>14458100 >phonebook grandpa pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:49:13 2015 No.14458111 >>14458084 >not using bloodletter or beast cutter No my friend, you hate fun >wanting to be an awoo

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:49:21 2015 No.14458113 >>14458032 How does one girl get such FAT delicious thighs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:50:32 2015 No.14458123 >>14458106 >kids not respecting their elders That's why your country's going to hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:50:38 2015 No.14458125 File: 489 KB, 1200x1753, 023_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What non-MGE monster girl designs do you like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:51:34 2015 No.14458129 >>14458058 You want to mate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:52:36 2015 No.14458138 >>14458125 NOPE! HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPE!

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:53:23 2015 No.14458144
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>>14458098
Well then, on your head be it. I can't be held responsible for any lewd panting, desperate panting, pleasured moans, or lascivious tongue-lolling that might result from it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:53:31 2015 No.14458146 >>14457814 This is the definition of injustice. She's the best new MGE of 2015.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:53:38 2015 No.14458147 File: 607 KB, 1170x1170, 1438916858593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458125 I like the idea of kaiju girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:53:56 2015 No.14458150 File: 77 KB, 487x1488, 1434628516132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458125 There probably are muscle Elves in the MGE, but still. Should I be worried about the subject of whatever you posted?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:54:34 2015 No.14458155 >>14458138 She's cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:55:55 2015 No.14458161 >>14458144 >goat and sheepgirls flicking their tongues at you as they lewdly wave their rumps Boner stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:56:13 2015 No.14458162 >>14458125 horitomo's work are good Hroz is nice the 12beast version of harpies are good to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:56:19 2015 No.14458163 File: 392 KB, 1200x1753, 035_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458150 >>14458138 >>14458155 It's alright. She mellows out in the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:56:58 2015 No.14458169 >>14458147 Name something sadder than Middle Ghidora head being the head that like you, is blasted off by Godzilla-chan and the head is replaced by an unfeeling robot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:56:59 2015 No.14458170 >>14458032 Give her pantyhose Pantyhose!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:57:04 2015 No.14458171 >>14458147 >being a flea in a cavernous vagina Bah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:57:10 2015 No.14458173 >>14458163 cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:58:23 2015 No.14458181 File: 4 KB, 120x125, 1447370088414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna hug Polt

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:58:47 2015 No.14458184 >>14458163 Sorry, my flamethrower's already fueled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:59:42 2015 No.14458190 File: 658 KB, 1200x1170, 1438914398973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458171 whose to say she can't change her size at will and only go giant to protect you from other kaiju girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:59:57 2015 No.14458192 >>14458181 I want to drop her off at the shelter. For dogs. You furfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:00:59 2015 No.14458203 >>14458190 The subject matter they're based off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:01:55 2015 No.14458206 File: 733 KB, 888x888, 1448409879735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458181 !

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:02:08 2015 No.14458211
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It is getting late again Master. I trust you will take care of yourself and go to bed on time? There's lots of things to do tommorow!

Like headpatting your maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:02:23 2015 No.14458212 File: 769 KB, 1300x1170, 1438915331346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458169 >unfeeling robot if I learned anything from kiryu I know she will still love her husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:02:52 2015 No.14458217 File: 128 KB, 938x851, 1449529372410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458181 Would you settle for tickling her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:03:15 2015 No.14458220 >>14458211 Are those floppy things her ears?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:03:24 2015 No.14458221 >>14458211 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:04:29 2015 No.14458229 >>14458211 Fuck your incorrect slav timezones kiki. It's still daylight out in the proper timezones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:05:19 2015 No.14458232 >>14458217 >deviantart fetish pic Begone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:05:43 2015 No.14458234 >>14458217 Man, bad foot/paw art is the absolute worst. Which is a tragedy, because it can be pretty good done well. I think a straight on view of the underside simply isn't a flattering view of the foot at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:05:43 2015 No.14458235 >>14458211 >subtle heart pupils I want her to longingly look at me with those while she throats my cock and hums a ditty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:05:52 2015 No.14458237 File: 278 KB, 1339x1022, 1449529552689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458217 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:06:25 2015 No.14458240 >>14458211 Alright, as long as you give me a warm cup of tea and a goodnight hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:08:25 2015 No.14458249 >>14458206 she's such a cutie :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:08:34 2015 No.14458251 >>14458111 Sorry I only use the manly Saif.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:08:50 2015 No.14458252 >>14458217 Tickle torture an absolute best.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:09:27 2015 No.14458253
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>>14458220
Yes Master, those are indeed my ears. I'm suprised you didn't know!

Feel free to study them... and touch them if you'd like.

>>14458221
Why not Master, do you not wish to take care of your health? You would make your trusty maid very sad.

>>14458240
Gladly Master, I'll even pet your head and massage your shoulders.

>>14458235
Oh Master~

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:09:41 2015 No.14458255 >>14458234 yeah, bottom of the foot with foreshortening is like some next level foot fetish shit. When the feet are more important than the girl, you've got a problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:09:48 2015 No.14458256 >>14458252 I want to be tickle tortured by a Monster Girl That isn't Dark Elf, somegirl else

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:10:53 2015 No.14458264 >>14458253 I'm not going to bed

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:12:17 2015 No.14458270 File: 463 KB, 791x1010, 1449529937470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458252 >>14458256 Monster girls are for loving and torturousticking of their loved ones!

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:12:36 2015 No.14458272

>>14458211
Sure, but please put on this dominatrix uniform, and drink these two vials. Ignore the fact one is dubbed "condensed Hathor Milk" and the other is "extract of random Wonderland Girl". I'm definitely not going to ask you to dominate me, so don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:12:46 2015 No.14458274 >>14458253 Kikimoras are truly the pinnacle of maids/wives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:13:24 2015 No.14458278 >>14458211 >>14456192 I just want to look deep into a kiki's eyes as we smile at each other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:14:52 2015 No.14458284 >>14458217 >>14458252 Please don't tickle torture the monstergirls. If you do, they might laugh so much that they end up wetting themselves. Then they'll just want to die from embarassment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:14:52 2015 No.14458285 >>14458272 >Tall, mature kiki becomes an Alice with breasts bigger than her head I hope you're happy anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:16:01 2015 No.14458292 >>14458284 That's why you gag them and make sure they've used the bathroom beforehand. Or make them wear diapers if you're a filthy /d/fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:16:09 2015 No.14458293 >>14458211 Ok, but you better not be skipping out on milk rations because your uniform is getting tight again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:16:12 2015 No.14458295 >>14458253 >they are Kikis just got a whole lot better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:16:23 2015 No.14458296 >>14458285 It's OK, I've got multiple Wonderland Extracts. We'll find a girl that better fits her. Also, she should drink this "Personality of a Hellhound" extract too. I swear it won't make her a dominant alpha machine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:16:50 2015 No.14458300 >>14458211 Too early. Besides...I have to teach in a couple of hours. I'll make it up to you tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:17:57 2015 No.14458307 >>14458296 >Hellkiki >black feathers, flame eyes, big meaty paws >sexy fangs unf

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:18:14 2015 No.14458309 >>14458253 I'd prefer it if she called me Master when we're being amorous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:18:25 2015 No.14458311 >>14458284 >>14458292 You misunderstand. Monster girls were made to tickle helpless husbandos for long bouts of time Followed by more tender domming (Tickling them is also acceptable, just know they will want vengeance.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:19:14 2015 No.14458315 >>14458311 I want to be tickled by my waifu, and for it to lead to tender loving femdom!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:20:23 2015 No.14458327 >>14458032 >1 billion pillows Literally the most accurate depiction of a female bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:20:25 2015 No.14458328 >>14458311 I don't know man, I've been tickled before ant it's not a life I'm about. Unless I was simultaneously getting jacked off and the tickler knew what they were doing, I don't think I'd want that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:26:44 2015 No.14458348 I want to slap a loli Holst's titties around!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:27:37 2015 No.14458350 >>14458348 She just wanted to be milked and is crying now! How do you fix this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:28:20 2015 No.14458354 File: 124 KB, 534x804, Unhappy Alp Holstaurus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458348 Don't be an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:28:37 2015 No.14458356 >>14458206 >All this shit making Polt seem as dumb as a dog

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:28:59 2015 No.14458359 File: 112 KB, 615x638, Everything is fine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458264 >>14458229

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:29:16 2015 No.14458360 >>14458350 I'll apologize after I see milck trickling from them. She can have her milkies, and also a headpat or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:29:27 2015 No.14458362 File: 149 KB, 534x804, 1448393356498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458354 The Blessing of Hathor!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:29:52 2015 No.14458364 >>14458354 Stop telling Alps that if they dress as a Holstaur they'll grow massive breasts. False hope, that's being a real asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:30:16 2015 No.14458368 >>14458359 Behold, the face of someone who truly knows how to drive a man to the brink of insanity and madness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:30:26 2015 No.14458369 >>14458359 you can't stop me i'ma stay up all night now

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:31:15 2015 No.14458371

>>14458311
But that's wrong you fucking retard. Monstergirl were made for long, slow sensual massages and being teased to the point of orgasm with vibes in key places and then finishing them off with your cock, pleasuring them until they lie lump against you begging you to stop. That's when you whisper get pregnant in their ears while massaging the spot where their ovaries are and forcing multiple orgasms out of them, biting under the arm at the side to make them tense up and flinch, only to come back down on your staff, missing the entrance to their wombs and scalding their deepest part with your raging man seed.

Do you even fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:31:30 2015 No.14458372 >>14458356 She's a stupid wanwan anon and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:31:44 2015 No.14458373 >>14458360 Good man, afterwards she smiles and gives you a hug, nuzzling into you in her excitement

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:31:50 2015 No.14458374 >>14458359 A Kiki would get mad about losing the bedtime cold war.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:32:52 2015 No.14458376 File: 232 KB, 980x1400, titty_monster_begins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458348 >slapping a loli's titties around. You're looking for trouble, m8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:32:56 2015 No.14458377 File: 222 KB, 1080x1920, holst yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need more monstergirl fusions and pair-ups.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:33:02 2015 No.14458378 >>14458373 Then I'll gently pinch the base of her tail and give her a nice, long kiss on the forehead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:34:04 2015 No.14458384 >>14458376 ...so what happens next?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:35:17 2015 No.14458389 >>14458384 Her boobs explode and she dies, taking her brother to hell with her.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:36:10 2015 No.14458395
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>>14458369
I understand Master. Please enjoy yourself a nice caffeine rich drink to help you stay up during the night.

>>14458374
>>14458368
I'm not mad at all Master. A professional maid surely has no issues with a Master who enjoys destroying his own body and neglecting his maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:36:30 2015 No.14458397 >>14458389 aww

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:36:56 2015 No.14458401 >>14458378 Her eyes start spinning and she goes "awawawa", stumbling off in shock.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:37:15 2015 No.14458406
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>>14458356
>>14458372
m8 she literally runs a string of businesses.

>>14458364
Imagine if the Demon Lord wins and everyone become MGs or Incubi since MGs can have sons.

Now imagine if every Alp from then on mimiced their mom's species instead.

Are you man enough to hunt down the ultra rare brown holstaurus Alp? Then have normal brown holstaurus children with her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:37:56 2015 No.14458411 >>14458395 That drink is a trap, Kiki-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:37:58 2015 No.14458413 >>14458395 I told you last time! Not until you've had your milk rations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:38:03 2015 No.14458414 >>14458395 >she gave in shit you know what fuck it I'm going to bed but I'll have you know I'm not happy about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:38:26 2015 No.14458418 >>14458395 >his maid Kiki doesn't look very shog to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:38:43 2015 No.14458420 >>14458356 All wolf types get that treatment here. It is a bit annoying, but at least some of the OC balances it out in the end so there's something for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:38:47 2015 No.14458422 File: 123 KB, 918x614, Ignisune-Bi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458377 Ideas or pictures? Because we don't have much of the latter. Zombie+Alraune Werebat+Vampire Vampire+Kunoichi Living Doll+Dragon Wight+Kejourou Pic-related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:39:17 2015 No.14458425 >>14458401 I'm gonna follow her because she forgot her top! Her boobs are just dangling out all sweaty-like for everyone to see!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:41:59 2015 No.14458443 >>14458377 >>14458422 The prophecy states that a hybrid will destroy /mgt/ and stand in its ruins! Stop this insanity right now!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:44:22 2015 No.14458461 >>14458425 You manage to get her top on after catching her, earning a few stares as you did, and as soon as her head popped through the hole she plants a kiss on your cheek! She's trembling due to how bold she was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:46:31 2015 No.14458476 >>14458461 She's getting swept up and princess carried back home. Then that top is coming right off again so I can suckle on her nips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:46:42 2015 No.14458477 >>14458422 I'm going to combine a hellhound, a lilim, and a kitsune-bi just to see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:46:51 2015 No.14458478 File: 1.62 MB, 1600x2000, Heil-wan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458420 >>14458420 We need more strong wolfus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:47:31 2015 No.14458482 File: 40 KB, 800x800, MEGA_MILK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458384 >>14458389 You already know what happens next. You all know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:47:34 2015 No.14458483 >>14458384 Newfag spotted

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:49:50 2015 No.14458495 >>14458477 >Not combining a Lilim, Kraken, and Dragon together

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:49:54 2015 No.14458496 File: 283 KB, 800x1236, 1445172528640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458478 Strong wolfgirls are a miracle of the universe.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:50:47 2015 No.14458502

>>14458478
They used to be the norm here, but then there was a trend of making them into dogs. Then Kobold happened, giving those anons what they wanted in the first place, a pet dog as a monstergirl.
Still, I miss tough and cool werewolves like we used to have in writefagging. I'd write one myself but I suck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:53:01 2015 No.14458509 >>14458478 >Nazis aren't bad, they only tried killing the jews! >And the Polish, Dutch, French, the Russians when they said 'fuck this war shit' and Belgians. /pol/ please go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:53:10 2015 No.14458510 >>14458502 Well, there was that greentext from the last thread, at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:53:50 2015 No.14458513 >>14458496 That they are. I want a hotblooded wolfu to protect me and overreact to everything she perceives as a threat to my wellbeing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:54:46 2015 No.14458516 >>14458509 To be fair, I never exactly told .less to use the swastika for the arm band. >He doesn't have a fetish for ladies in uniform >When the hottest thing is getting a blowjob from a female commanding officer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:55:10 2015 No.14458520 >>14458476 Congratulations, you have woo'd the young holst! Expect a long, healthy relationship. I just hope you're readying yourself for when her 'growth spurt' hits

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:55:41 2015 No.14458525 >>14458495 >kraken No, get that shit outa here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:57:32 2015 No.14458540 >>14458478 >no yandere fascist werewolf to give you a clothed titfuck with her partially unbuttoned top

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:57:51 2015 No.14458542 >>14458510 My favourite wolfu text was the lonely delinquent kidnapping that kid, only to realize it makes her a bad person and letting him go, going on to protect him from the shadows as he grows up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:58:04 2015 No.14458544 >>14458516 It's .less, he probably wishes he was watching a live gassing session right now to get off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:04:16 2015 No.14458576 >>14458544 I bet he's drawn literal gigabytes' worth of pictures featuring Haohi and Hitler having sex while commiting war crimes. He's got it all saved onto his hard drive for personal pleasure, I just know it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:07:07 2015 No.14458591 Which monster girl would you steal from another anon and claim your own like an alpha male?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:07:08 2015 No.14458592 File: 1.31 MB, 1280x1024, 47300061_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458509 The Nazis done terrible things but their uniforms look so good on cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:07:47 2015 No.14458597 >>14458576 Haohi strikes me as the type, too. For an angel she's a total bitch in the stories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:07:48 2015 No.14458598 >>14458422 >Living Doll+Dragon I'm curious how this would look like

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:09:22 2015 No.14458607 File: 624 KB, 1200x1738, The Ultimate MILF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458422 Baphomet and Shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:09:33 2015 No.14458610 File: 61 KB, 614x718, 1447377635841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458591 your the worst

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:09:44 2015 No.14458611 >>14458598 Golem and Dragon would be interesting, mostly because you've just made a mecha dragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:10:01 2015 No.14458612 >>14458591 If I was an alpha, why would I need to steal? I'd rather put forth the effort to get my waifu. Also, monstergirls have in-built anti-NTR mechanisms, so it's obvious you're trying to get people to do what I'm doing now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:11:37 2015 No.14458620 >>14458591 >Not stealing the anon from the monster girl What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:11:40 2015 No.14458621 >>14458610 >One Punch Man will end soon There'd better be a season 2, it's been such a good adaptation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:12:18 2015 No.14458624 >>14458607 Source on this one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:13:37 2015 No.14458634 >>14458591 >Not alping yourself through studying pictures of dicks on the internet so you steal yourself from a monstergirl just to see her face when you explain your master plan at the exact moment it becomes impossible to stop Fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:13:48 2015 No.14458637 File: 424 KB, 1200x802, spichr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never live in a comfy village with a community of wintery monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:15:06 2015 No.14458642 >>14458607 >mature mg unf >pregnant kinda not really unf

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:16:19 2015 No.14458651 >>14458634 >Hah! Now no one can have my penis! Not even me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:16:45 2015 No.14458654 File: 325 KB, 1920x1408, 1442014237094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458637 I also want this. Snowy places are beautiful and comfy as fuck. Plus Yeti cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:16:55 2015 No.14458657 >>14458624 The same tankoubon from earlier. Just look up Cthulhu Pregnant on Sadpanda. Journey into it at your own risk. >>14458642 It's fine Anon, she's Shub-Niggurath. She'll just birth the daughteru and fuck you until you impregnate her again

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:17:13 2015 No.14458660 File: 49 KB, 340x460, 57093868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458591 >NTR

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:17:51 2015 No.14458665

>>14458478
>be poor inspector at the Arstotzkan border
>it's a hard life but the family is clothed and fed at least
>one day bring my son wants to see my work
>bring him to the checkpoint, he loves it
>even let him stamp a few rejects and spit on a kolechian
>suddenly I hear someone clearing their throat behind us
>it's my supervisor, commissar Von Wulfen
>she doesn't seem angry at all
>in fact, the is quite pleased and commends me for showing the boy how to treat the kolechian scum
>asks my son if he wants to join the Youth Brigade
>he is thrilled
>next day a courier shows up with a uniform for him to wear
>it's surprisingly light
>guess they won't be doing any work outdoors
>the first time he comes back he is very quiet, and smells heavily of dog
>after a month of him being in the brigade the family is transfered to District C-7
>the house is twice as big, and well furnished
>the windows have glass even
>I see my son go to the brigade every day, holding back tears
>I want it to stop, but I know it's not my place to complain
>the next time a crazy fanatic shows up to bomb the crossing, I don't call the guards
>I have failed as a father, and must now pay the price

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:17:59 2015 No.14458667 http://exhentai.org/g/859895/0307c6669a/ English when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:18:28 2015 No.14458670 >>14458660 DEE TEE ARU.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:18:44 2015 No.14458671 >>14458657 Damn all of these one-page English teasers. Somebody better translate this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:19:45 2015 No.14458678 >>14458591 I would steal you. You seem to know a thing or two about bitches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:20:02 2015 No.14458680 >>14458671 It's implied in her chapter in the tankoubon that while she's the head courtesan of the brothel, all of the other girls are her spawn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:20:44 2015 No.14458685 >>14458667 SSS is an okay artist, but I wish his girls weren't so thin. They're supposed to be semen demons, not hungry skeltals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:21:11 2015 No.14458687 >>14458680 Interesting. That doesn't change that a full translation of such a nice-looking tank wouldn't be wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:22:04 2015 No.14458696 >>14458665 Why is he so upset? His son is performing duties many boys dream of and is helping his family out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:22:30 2015 No.14458699 >>14458395 Keep this up and i'm firing you and hiring a shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:22:57 2015 No.14458700 >>14458665 Praise the Wulfen of the German Wehrmacht!

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:23:17 2015 No.14458702

>>14458687
I don't even read moon but I can tell you some of the shit in the tank is fucked up like a Hound of Tindalos being raped by what can only be assumed to be Nyarlathotep, Piggsy raping and corrupting a girl into Tsothoggua, Anon impregnates Cthulhu-shama, Anon goes to a demi-human brothel and gets addicted to the pussy of Shub-Niggurath and one of her daughters, whom he impregnates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:24:22 2015 No.14458709 >>14458696 His son has to perform lewd acts on the Werewulfen officers. And being dogs of the military I doubt they're gentle.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:24:25 2015 No.14458710

>>14458637
fantasy world village life is to appealing to me
>run the village inn
>get travelers from all over the kingdom
>talk to adventurer parties forming and discussing their plans
>give the occasional quest
>get hit on by exotic mgs of faraway lands
>have my usual clientele from the village
>have to deal with the local minotaur drunk
the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:24:25 2015 No.14458711 >>14458702 And yet I only get harder

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:24:56 2015 No.14458715 >>14458637 This picture is so nice and wholesome that I refuse to save it. It'll end up getting mixed in with porn and monstergirl smutty images and it would feel like I'm sullying it somehow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:25:37 2015 No.14458720 >>14458709 All he has to to be is spread his leg and be set for life. Men have it easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:25:56 2015 No.14458723 File: 71 KB, 500x380, 1449368795105.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458710 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc >MFW this is the song I think of when trying to write 'comfy' stories

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:26:41 2015 No.14458727 I'm going to convince a young and inexperienced Anubis teacher to teach a class of delinquent Hellhounds, just to see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:28:34 2015 No.14458735 >>14458478 >>14458665 Remove bitchwolves. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448716432981.webm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2FxJrK9Amw

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:28:36 2015 No.14458736 >>14458723 I generally just play ambient sounds, like distant thunderstorms or rain. I'm currently writing something involving a snowy place, so I'm listening a lot to the sounds of a blizzard. It helps get into the mindset of the MC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:29:01 2015 No.14458740 File: 2.13 MB, 2500x3475, from my witch folder, but still.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458715 >not having a folder dedicated to scenic and atmospheric images

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:30:08 2015 No.14458744 >>14458723 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jadxTFqyhRM

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:30:45 2015 No.14458748 File: 221 KB, 800x1000, 1434499707273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458727 I'd rather a delinquent Anubis who is good with machinery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:31:24 2015 No.14458751 >>14458723 oh man, that's 100% perfect

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:31:46 2015 No.14458754 >>14458740 I actually have one of those, but still...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:33:58 2015 No.14458762 >>14458735 How do I reclass into a Slav Alchemist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:34:03 2015 No.14458763 >>14458736 I don't really write anymore because thinking of names for places that aren't generic is tits. Music always helps with the mood though, like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1qEZ7uw0iw FOR DESERTS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:35:00 2015 No.14458767 >>14458621 >Madhouse >Season 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:35:51 2015 No.14458771 >>14456983 >>14456990 Good taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:35:55 2015 No.14458772 >>14458748 >Anubis >Delinquent How would this be possible? Order and rule-following is like breathing to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:36:34 2015 No.14458775 File: 203 KB, 1024x769, Armoroad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458637 >>14458710 Small town by the sea is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:36:44 2015 No.14458777 >>14458762 Pool points into Smirnoff Citrus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:37:59 2015 No.14458785 File: 384 KB, 650x746, 1445245709698.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458775 EO5 never.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:38:09 2015 No.14458786 >>14458763 >thinking of names for places that aren't generic is tits Oh I know. I either end up subconciously stealing from other things from ages ago and not noticing for weeks after, or just shit out a stupid name no one could possibly like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:40:36 2015 No.14458799 >>14458772 There's always going to be one who isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:40:48 2015 No.14458801 >>14458748 MEATY PAWS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:41:19 2015 No.14458803 >>14458772 Maybe they follow the rules of a delinquent

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:43:32 2015 No.14458820 >>14458799 I bet she takes the seat second from the back, next to the window in homeroom, too. >>14458803 Ah, like a pirate's code.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:44:20 2015 No.14458823 >>14458801 No but lightsabers can.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:45:26 2015 No.14458835
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>>14458801
Then you're not using the right MEATY PAWS for the job.

>You'll never see a hellhound use her superheated claws to slice through several inches of steel like it's made out of warm butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:47:34 2015 No.14458847 >>14458820 It's more like guidelines really

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:47:55 2015 No.14458850 >>14458835 >Yandere Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:48:12 2015 No.14458851 >>14458820 I now need a story where the main character is some delinquent Anubis with a love of machines who just wants to build shit. But keeps getting mixed up in bullshit from other classmates who think she's some powerful gang boss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:49:20 2015 No.14458861 File: 762 KB, 840x1500, 1449535760034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458801 but they can melt something else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:49:53 2015 No.14458866 >>14458861 have fun on vacation anon holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:50:14 2015 No.14458868 >>14458861 Delete before you get banned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:52:17 2015 No.14458879 >>14458861 That picture never fails to make me sad. I'll never be spooned by a taller monstergirl as she passionately licks my fascinating and exotic round ears whilst using her powerful paws to pump my cock from behind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:52:46 2015 No.14458880 >>14458861 I want an onee-san to big spoon me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:52:54 2015 No.14458882 >>14458861 >you will never receive a handy from a tall monstergirl as she spoons you Shame that this picture is apparently based on some schlock from Bobs stories though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:54:36 2015 No.14458891 >>14458861 TALL DELICIOUS BROWN LOVING ONEE-SANS FEMDOMING THEIR POOR LITTLE WHITE OTOUTOS THE BEST

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:55:07 2015 No.14458892 >>14458882 >Hating the MG because of the writer But Anon, big lion Jinko handies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:55:38 2015 No.14458897 >>14458861 GODDAMMIT I JUST FUCKING MASTURBATED

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:56:49 2015 No.14458899 File: 264 KB, 476x682, 1447830106802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anon, vill you be taking the shower vith me?"

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:56:58 2015 No.14458901

>>14458851
>Cromatie High with monstergirls
>Delinquent anubis mechanic
>She knows nothing about healthcare, but is oddly skilled when it comes to looking after that completely normal human girl named Mechazawa
>There's also that one yeti who dyed her ahoge purple, and for some reason it won't stop waggling about everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:57:36 2015 No.14458905 >>14458897 Chug some water-cooler jugs and swallow a bottle of protein pills and get right back to it, soldier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:57:57 2015 No.14458907 >>14458899 As long as I can sit on your lap with my legs wrapped around your back and kiss you for hours and hours under the water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:58:13 2015 No.14458909 >>14458850 This puts the "fear" into "fearboner". It also puts the "boner" into "fearboner", too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:58:26 2015 No.14458911 >>14458899 Dem hips. Would breed a whole clan with

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:59:59 2015 No.14458919 >>14458251 >Not the axe, that is perfect in every scenario, that was with you since the start You fail

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:01:30 2015 No.14458928 >>14458909 >You will never fall from fire into ice >The complete seperation from the Goddess above >You will never hear the feral calls of the Frost Hound, the Wolf of Fimbulvetr >She will never roar out that she can smell you, even after all this time

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:04:44 2015 No.14458944 >>14458928 Spooky. I'd still prefer a hot hellhound to a frosthound, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:07:07 2015 No.14458954 >>14458905 The body is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:08:09 2015 No.14458961 File: 175 KB, 752x1063, 1446448046826-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458907 >>14458911 >"Dat vas my plan all along Anon!"

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:09:21 2015 No.14458971

>>14458944
Well no doubt, Hellhound going yandere would just be steel beam melting claws. A Frosthound going yandere would be an entire city block getting reduced to Absolute Zero, time frozen for everybody in the immediate radius, while she roars out shit like how she's going to make you fuck her full of Fen-pups or else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:11:19 2015 No.14458984 File: 316 KB, 618x800, 0391b92579028797e4644fa8180d0b58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more snek hair. Are there any stories about Medusas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:13:58 2015 No.14458997 File: 440 KB, 1080x1920, 1435730455387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458928 >>14458971 Apex yanderes, truly.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:14:13 2015 No.14458999

>be army veteran
>suffer from PTSD after years of hard battles and watching friends die
>loud noises still make me jump and duck for cover
>dont get me started on the nightmares
>decide to finally get help and go to a support group
>its a circle jerk of "lets talk about our feelings" and "how does that make you feel"
>about to just write it off and go look for another support group
>then one day, coordinator has surprise for us
>brings in local high school kids to talk about our experiences
>areyouserious.exe
>final straw, but stick with it cause it'd be rude just to leave now
>get paired up with a brown haired dog monster girl
>all the other ones are talking about movies or their school life or what not
>just sit there with the dog monster girl
>suddenly she asks, "Do you wanna hold hands?"
>what? why?
>she shrugs and softly smiles, "Sometimes its hard to talk about things. Sometimes it easier just to...be there, you know?"
>dont know why but for the next thirty minutes, we just sit there quietly and hold hands
>her paws are really soft
>8 years later
>dont jump from loud noises anymore and most of the nightmares have abated
>hold hands with my wife everyday now
>her paws are still soft

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:15:52 2015 No.14459008 >>14458999 That hit...a little close

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:17:26 2015 No.14459013 >>14458984 Ovaries wrote one, and that's the only one I remember. Pretty generic h-manga stuff too famiglia

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:18:58 2015 No.14459019

>>14458348
>Life on a farm ain't easy, but it has its perks
>You've been watching her for weeks now, or more rightly, that treasure trove she's hefting around left and right
>Been buttering her up too, headpats, scratching her ears, eating with her, shoulder rides, when no one's looking, she was a fretful little thing when you first saw her, but you recognised her potential
>You cheerfully call her over, a loli holst, telling her you want to play a game
>She runs to you, eager and excited, none of the other farmhands ever want to play
>You take her to the barn, telling her to raise her arms and close her eyes, and keep them closed no matter what
>You kneel before her, the scent of her youth off wafting into your nostrils as you remove her top is invigorating
>You trace your nose from her tummy to her chest, she giggles as you do so
>Briefly looking up, you see her eyes are still closed
>Good
>You drag your tongue over her left nipple, licking the tangy liquid from her careless romps under the calid summer Sun
>You separate her breasts, ample for someone her age, and lick the center of her chest, wanting to get as much of that delicious nectar as you can
>Her nipples begin to perk up and she holds a loan in her mouth
>She asks what you're doing
>"Inspecting you" you say simply and continue, telling her to keep her eyes closed
>"I've never been handled like this before, when they tagged us, it just hurt, but this feels good"
>Little slut
>Still... us?
>She tells you of her friend in the farm, but what do you know who she is, you've seen her running around with all kinds of girls around the farm
>"We held each other and cried ourselves to sleep, there were a lot of scary men telling for us to move when we came here, but life here is fun, it's not bad at all. Hey, can I put my arms down? They're getting tired"
>You tell her to keep them up, as long as she can, latching onto her breast and suckling
>"Yeeek!" she shrieks when her body acknowledges the foreign, yet somehow familiar sensation
>"What's with that reaction? You're going to be a dairy cow, this should be nothing for you" you tell her, still keeping up that friendly candor
>Her body begins to tremble, you grab her her hips and hold her in place, intensifying your assault
>A cow'a first milking is the best, you're not letting this chance slip past you
>She's audibly panting now, squirming in your grasp as you grope her breasts
>"Mmmnn!, Anon, please, I'm feeling weird, my head is spinning" she's almost there
>Her breasts harden slightly with the promise of the goodness soon to be yours
>"Hah, haa!anon!" her back arches, eyes open and unfocused as she releases the fruits of your labor, her legs give out, she tries to hold on to you, but her arms are to sore to muster any strength, she sinks to the floor and you follow her down
>Gentlemen, we have milk
>You greedily claim your prize, not willing to part with a single drop of her first spray, she lays sprawled across the floor under you
>"Nothing like a cow's first time" you crow, before making a beeline for her other breast
>She starts lowing softly, just a whisper, but content
>She places her hands behind your head, cradling you as you empty her...jugs
>Once you're done, you break away from her and look down upon your work, a sweaty, trembling, happily milked holst with a goofy smile on her face
>But...
>"You opened your eyes" you spit out herself
>Her ears perk up, she sees your share, intense, piercing, disaproving, where did all the warmth from just a second ago disappear to?
>You pull her up to her knees, and her instinct fixes her gaze to the bulge in your pants
>"A cow that can't do what she's told, needs to be punished" you liberate your manhood from it's prison, it's possibly rippling thanks to her milk, she stares, mesmerized
>You grab her tiny horns, nubs really, and press it to her nose, guiding her from top to base, from base to tip
>"Better get familiar with this fella, You and he are going to be real close from now on", with little ceremony you let her breasts engulf your rod and press the tip to her lips, breaching her mouth soon after, you move at your own pace, indulging in her warm flesh
>She's struggling with your thickness, her eyes watering as you violate her mouth
>"You know, this would go much easier if we had some milk" you say matter of factly and squeeze her milk tanks, but nothing comes out, disappointing
>"Come on, you're a dairy cow aren't you, surely you haven't run dry yet?" You raise your hand to the ceiling, "whack! whack! whack!" sharp slaps ring across her tats, sending a working electricity all through them, she yelps around your thrusting girth with each strike, "You want to be a good cow right? You'll give me lots of milk won't you?"
>"whack!"
>Another
>"whack!"
>Again
>"whack!"
>Still more
>"I know you have it in you, my little milk tank" with the next strike, she gushes like an oil well, coating your length in her white goodness

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:21:02 2015 No.14459025 File: 85 KB, 700x463, 1448836979463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] #MonsterLivesMatter

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:21:59 2015 No.14459027 >>14458961 Well, I hope she doesn't mind me getting some magic involved to speed things along. I'm thinking we should have thirty kids for the first batch, a good number that'll get the horde going

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:22:06 2015 No.14459028 >>14458607 SAUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:24:06 2015 No.14459037 >>14459028 Read the thread, you fecking blighter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:24:54 2015 No.14459039 >>14459019 lovely

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:24:56 2015 No.14459040 >>14459028 check earlier on the thread, its behind a spoiler

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:25:46 2015 No.14459045 >>14458999 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:26:14 2015 No.14459046 I need a trap for a wurm. Anyone have any ideas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:26:58 2015 No.14459050 >>14459046 This. http://oglaf.com/trapmaster/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:27:38 2015 No.14459053 >>14458032 who is this and can i request from you

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:27:46 2015 No.14459057 >>14459046 three words ICE. CREAM. TRUCK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:28:39 2015 No.14459063 >>14459046 A large pit lined with peanut butter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:29:18 2015 No.14459065 >>14459053 >Not knowing Monorus Newfag PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:30:12 2015 No.14459075 File: 23 KB, 400x600, got your nose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459046

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:30:21 2015 No.14459077 >>14459053 >who is this Lurk more, and use proper grammar. >can i request from you >Requesting from Mono https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTZsiwk-ik

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:31:18 2015 No.14459082 >>14459046 "free cummies" sign. Works with any monster, really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:31:32 2015 No.14459084 >>14458997 An apex yandere would be a Hound of Tindalos or a Frosthound or the worst apex yandere of all a childhood friend who Alps because deep down s/he always wanted to be by your side forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:32:06 2015 No.14459085 >>14459075 Yeah, real fucking smart >Wurm thinks you have it's nose >Tries to take it back >Ends up taking your entire arm

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:32:09 2015 No.14459086 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, 1420479507070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458997 Hellhounds are scary!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:33:18 2015 No.14459091 >>14459046 >step 1 Dress up as a dog. >step 2 When the wurm gets close. POUNCE. >step 3 Get married two weeks later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:34:24 2015 No.14459096 >>14459065 >>14459077 I meant the girl, numbnuts I know well who Monorus is since years ago on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:35:43 2015 No.14459105 >>14459091 >Thinks she has a bestiality fetish >Doesn't recognize you out of the fursuit Good job.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:38:39 2015 No.14459123

>>14459086
>He doesn't want to be forced to bury his face into the sweltering heat of a Hellhound's labia
>The musky feminine scent and palpable heat making you sweat as she uses her paws to force you in place
>The fires of her passion growing the more you lap and suckle at her, drowning yourself in her smell and taste
>Right before she tears your clothes off and rocks your world in cowgirl before laying on her back like a dog in submission and forcing you to impregnate her

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:40:22 2015 No.14459130

>>14458971
>Frosthound freezes the whole city in time
>You're the only one left conscious and mobile
>When you walk out into the street, it's deathly silent
>The air is cold, and though no surface is slippery, every part of the city, from person to pavement, has been encased in some semi-corporeal, transparent layer of Something
>Even the wind isn't blowing
>And then, from several blocks away, you hear her howl
>Signalling the start of her hunt

Oh boy.
The idea of being hunted by something that can freeze time at will, just so it can hunt you down scares me in a very appealing way. Just imagine the entire Earth, frozen in time. You're the only one left. The only source of sound and movement on the planet. You're surrounded by people, your friends and family, but they couldn't be less able to help you.
And slowly but surely, you're aware, in every waking moment, that something is hunting you. Getting closer every frozen second. How long until you look outside your window, and see a figure over in the distance that wasn't there when you last went to sleep?

Which reminds me, I really do need to write a story about a Time Dragon at some point.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:43:51 2015 No.14459146
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>>14459130
Someday when I stop being a procrastinating micro-brew drinking shit I'll probably write Frosthound or a Silver Dragon or Wightmom. I love yandere girls that aren't murderers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:45:22 2015 No.14459159 >>14459146 What do you drink?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:45:56 2015 No.14459161 >>14459130 >Helloooooo >Is anyone theeeereee

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:50:49 2015 No.14459211 File: 146 KB, 453x558, 1453687435544.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is pretty quiet, is everyone too busy getting this year's punishment from Krampus? Are we the good ones?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:51:02 2015 No.14459212 Test

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:52:18 2015 No.14459220 File: 294 KB, 1000x1786, Hellhound Witch 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459086 Spooky Scary

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:52:29 2015 No.14459222 File: 344 KB, 1200x1600, 1449539549364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459211 Too busy getting hugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:52:42 2015 No.14459224 >>14459211 Can't think of anything particularly bad I've done to get a visit from her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:53:10 2015 No.14459228 >>14459220 H-Hellhounds can't be witches! T-They're dogs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:53:33 2015 No.14459233 >>14459130 jesus that scary, she could violate you for however long she wants, and there's literally nothing you can do about it. probably too spooky for me to even get it up

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:53:39 2015 No.14459234 >>14459211 Define good. Because if good means helping an echidna live out her hyper preg fetish then yes, I've been very good

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:54:25 2015 No.14459239 >>14459212 Checking to see if you're able to post or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:56:01 2015 No.14459252 >>14459211 Kinda busy, I'm finishing up some studies and then I'm gonna sketch up some mindflayer twins I got in the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:57:39 2015 No.14459263 >>14459252 Oooh nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:58:13 2015 No.14459270 >>14459239 I've been getting isp blocks and connection error messages all day, guess people in my country are shitposting too hard. Ah well, I have work to do, guess I'll finish this loli holst thing another day. Sorry one guy who was interested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:59:52 2015 No.14459284 >>14459270 >Sorry one guy who was interested. I'm patient, so no worries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:01:24 2015 No.14459295 >>14459211 Krampus is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:04:40 2015 No.14459326 >>14459211 I was a good boy so I got a fairy in my stocking. Thread decides what I do with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:05:02 2015 No.14459331 >>14459220 I want a chaotic evil Hellhound Witch for my adventuring party!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:07:09 2015 No.14459344 >>14459211 Get away from me, I don't want to be punished!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:07:14 2015 No.14459346 >>14459228 Eh, one letter off. They can handle it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:08:15 2015 No.14459360 >>14459326 Dress it up in a maid outfit! Make it cook and clean for you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:08:28 2015 No.14459364 >>14459331 >CE Get out of my campaign. LE is the lowest I go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:09:48 2015 No.14459377 >>14459364 What Monster Girl would be lawful evil? Vampire? Dragon? Lich? Centaur Deathknight?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:09:51 2015 No.14459378
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>>14459233
Don't worry, she'll just watch you while you sleep, and wait until you get morning wood.
Then, she'll freeze your body entirely, turning you into a time-stopped statue, your still conscious mind trapped in your own body.
Of course, it won't be all bad. She'll let you move your eyeballs around to drink in the sight of her body, and she'll make sure you can still cum - when she wants, of course. Until then, look forward to building up an orgasm over the course of hours as she slows time for your entire crotch. Why, you'll be able to feel every moment of climax as your semen crawls slowly and endlessly from your dick, travelling micrometer by micrometer, assaulting your brain with a feeling of bliss drawn out into madness.

Might as well look forward to it. Because God knows you won't be escaping it. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:10:02 2015 No.14459382 >>14459146 If that is who I think it is: kill that dragon with fire, and get that wonderful man away from him Unless that ISNT Travis and the dragon isnt that little shit, then thats all null and void

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:10:03 2015 No.14459383 File: 109 KB, 451x908, Snake Blowjob.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458984 I didn't think you'd be into that sort of thing anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:11:50 2015 No.14459405 >>14459377 >Centaur Deathknight I prefer an elven Deathknight to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:12:26 2015 No.14459410 File: 288 KB, 977x1600, 134587654354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459377 Not him, but gimme dat Lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:12:43 2015 No.14459412 >>14459378 If that's not a good reason to commit suicide then I don't know what is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:13:25 2015 No.14459417 >>14459159 Hobgoblin Ale, Smith and Forge, Captain Morgan, Sailor Jerry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:14:08 2015 No.14459422 >>14459405 >Not wanting a towering Warhorse Centaur in full, pitch-black steel armor to tell you to 'draw your sword and face me, worm.'

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:15:37 2015 No.14459436 >>14459377 litch, dragons, vampire, demons, and dullahans

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:15:57 2015 No.14459437 >>14459378 I would rather commit suicide and be taken by a Will 'o Wisp over that. Barring suicide, losing my sanity from Wonderland exposure sounds much more pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:16:15 2015 No.14459440 File: 361 KB, 640x480, 1408408276525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14458919 Sorry friend, I actually like to do damage. Also have the perfect moveset. ...Saif even looks really nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:16:25 2015 No.14459442 >>14459422 Sounds like a cool fight, sure, but nothing about whorsepussy makes me wanna fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:18:15 2015 No.14459456 >>14459440 >Also have the perfect moveset. Yeah, so axe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:21:07 2015 No.14459480 >>14459456 You mean the Saif.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:23:16 2015 No.14459498
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Rosty
Species: Jack Frost
A frost fairy that is said to be the symbol of coldness itself. Their bodies are comprised purely of snow and ice, there are even some that do not even take humanoid form. "I will arrange a freezer room for her to stay in!"

Jack Frosts seem to be the EMG version of Glacies, I suppose. At least the names are back to the level of terrible I've come to expect from these. Still, at least she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:24:19 2015 No.14459504 >>14459480 >Skill weapons >Manly

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:25:05 2015 No.14459509

>>14459412
>>14459437

Suicide? But Anon, you're her treasure. She'd bring about the end of the world itself if it meant spending eternity with you.
As a matter of fact, she effectively has brought about the end of the world. Do you really think she'll unfreeze time, when she has you right there, with no one to get in the way? No, she'll keep everyone else as unthinking statues forever. Much easier that way.

You decided to cut your own throat or wrists before she got to you? Well, what a coincidence. Looks like the wounds just so happened to freeze over the instant you cut them.
A suicide pill? Don't worry, it's not lodged in your throat. She'll unfreeze time for it once she can get you to throw it back up or neutralise it.
Hanging yourself? Prepare to spend a good few days suspended in the middle of the room, supported and surrounded by a layer of solid, unmoving air.

One way or another, she's going to milk you dry, and fill you back up with her own endless love, before taking you around the entire planet, to show you the beauty of the world she sculpted for you. A world shared by just the two of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:26:25 2015 No.14459515 >>14459019 lovely, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:26:30 2015 No.14459517 >>14459498 >Rosty God...dammit Crabman...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:26:40 2015 No.14459518 File: 10 KB, 566x502, 1444585222967.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459498 >Rosty

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:26:57 2015 No.14459520 >>14459509 Then I guess murder is the next best option.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:28:00 2015 No.14459529 >>14459498 >the symbol of coldness itself >Smiling Dammit crab.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:28:10 2015 No.14459531 File: 76 KB, 512x812, hell has arrived.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459509 I WANT ICE-HOUUND TO STOP

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:28:14 2015 No.14459532 >>14459498 I want to enter the boudoir of the Ice Queen!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:31:56 2015 No.14459550 >>14459504 >implying it doesn't have a D Strength Rating at +10

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:33:00 2015 No.14459555 >>14459498 >Rosty At least it's better than what NoA called him

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:33:00 2015 No.14459556

>>14459509
Alright, I'm aware that such Yanderes have lost all mental capacity for understanding the actual emotions of others, but looks like my best bet is to express my disapproval at her actions.
No matter how much she milks me dry, she will never see me smile again, and she will know that I am extremely disappointed, and I do not love her because of what she's done.
Besides, I'd probably freeze to death first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:33:35 2015 No.14459558 >>14458984 There's no stories of a Medusa by anybody who isn't a faggot from here. There's like, one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:33:46 2015 No.14459560 >>14459550 >D >Worth considering You have to B kidding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:35:38 2015 No.14459568 >>14459550 >D weapons Get out of here Titans. You cost and weigh more than a child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:35:57 2015 No.14459571 >>14459360 Very well. You've reminded me of an anime from years ago with tiny little robot maids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:38:00 2015 No.14459579 >MFW I don't even know what I want in writing >MFW so zetta slow

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:38:58 2015 No.14459586 >>14459326 I'd give it to the wurm daughter personally

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:39:07 2015 No.14459588 >>14459383 My dick knows no limits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:41:41 2015 No.14459606 File: 1.45 MB, 1900x1080, Frosthound (ED).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459520 >>14459531 Are you prepared to pound the hound? Or are you going to have a suboptimal time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:44:46 2015 No.14459634 >>14459560 >>14459568 You're welcome to talk about manly strength weapons but Axe isn't one of them. Go get a Wheel before talking about manly strength weapons. Except you won't because it's a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:46:16 2015 No.14459642 File: 105 KB, 730x1095, 1449269147935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459556 What are you going to do when she starts constructing entire palaces and castles out of ice to try and please you? Electrical hellhound recolour/variant when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:47:15 2015 No.14459652 >>14459634 B isn't too bad. Could be better sure, but the only alternative is the shitty wheel, or the Kirk'slut of the weapon world'Hammer. And the pizza cutter I don't know much about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:52:20 2015 No.14459680 >>14459642 She broke my smile for good. She needs to understand that. And if she actually loved me, she would know that I would absolutely despise that kind of torture described in >>14459378 Seconding the electrical hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:57:12 2015 No.14459690 >Trying to figure out how someone would explain signal strength to a kobold in medieval times. That hurt my brain

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:58:53 2015 No.14459696 >>14459690 Signal strength? Like using flashing lights or hand gestures to signal a person? Well, it'd be pretty weak if it was dark or foggy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:59:34 2015 No.14459698 >>14459642 >Electrical Hellhound Now all I can think of is Skollr from WoW

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:59:39 2015 No.14459700

>>14459690
Good god, explaining wireless signals in general to someone with absolutely no knowledge of physics is one hell of a rabbit hole.
You would have to start from the very beginning with Ohm's law.
Unless we're talking about completely different signals here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:03:33 2015 No.14459711 Would monster documentaries on humans be popular?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:04:14 2015 No.14459713 File: 584 KB, 900x652, 1449543854091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459642 You don't want it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:04:20 2015 No.14459714

>>14459690
"You know how there's those whistles only you can hear? Well, this radio is basically like that. Imagine that we have two of them. One person talks into the other radio, and it turns that talking into a whistling only radios can hear. When our radio hears the whistling, it turns it back into whatever that person was saying, and lets us hear it. If the signal is stronger, then a radio can hear better, and whistle louder."

It's not a perfect explanation, but I suppose it works for practical purposes.
I haven't read The Way Things Work in a long time, so I can't really do any better.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:04:57 2015 No.14459716

>>14459700
>Good god, explaining wireless signals in general to someone with absolutely no knowledge of physics is one hell of a rabbit hole.
tell me about it, my parents still call me weekly to explain to them why their "Wifey" is so slow when they have the slowest fucking internet connection ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:05:46 2015 No.14459722 >>14459711 Depends Are they narrated by David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:09:02 2015 No.14459731 >>14459696 Cellphone signals >>14459700 Cellular strength but yes, pretty much the same. >>14459714 Great. Now imagine the idea of a radio is foreign to them

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:15:30 2015 No.14459746 >>14459713 >Not wanting Paarl-chan I'll admit, I'm partial to Ebretias-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:16:54 2015 No.14459753 >>14459531 If you want her to stop then play the batsu ＯＵＴ sound, she'll get spanked and like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:18:08 2015 No.14459758 I want to date a cool vigilante Dullahan who wears a mask that morphs into various inkblot tests, and neat hat, and watch her fight crime!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:19:30 2015 No.14459766 >>14459606 I want to pound the Hound, but my writing sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:20:48 2015 No.14459774 >>14459766 I want to round the kobold but my prose is mediocre

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:23:28 2015 No.14459787
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>>14459731
As a simple concept that can be explained quickly and gasped in a short amount of time that gets the general gist across or something more specific?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:23:54 2015 No.14459789

>>14459680
What can she do to get you to love her again? Create a whole continent of icy wonderland to satisfy you? Let you move the time-stopped statues of your friends and family into your new, palatial home? Gift you with some of her power, so you can manipulate time and ice like she can?

>>14459713
I want it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:24:16 2015 No.14459792 >>14459722 no they're narrated by some siren no doubt

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:25:32 2015 No.14459797 >>14459787 Something short and barebones. I've already got something set as just saying "it represents how close you are to something" but that's it

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:25:46 2015 No.14459798

>>14459731
I'd write off the radio as a magical device that can emit and listen for these signals.

Now, explaining all of this in depth such that she has a complete understanding of how everything works, fuck that, because explaining the concept to someone with no knowledge of even basic circuitry is an effort in futility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:29:57 2015 No.14459819 >>14459797 >"You know how someone's voice gets quieter as they get further away from you, and it gets harder and harder to hear them? Machines have that problem too." Does that not work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:32:12 2015 No.14459831 >>14459797 Could perhaps say it's like an invisible fire, the stronger the flame the further away you can feel its warmth. Except this warmth is instead information that requires special items to tell us what it means.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:33:30 2015 No.14459836 >>14459792 A Gandharva with the feminine version of Morgan Freeman's voice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:37:07 2015 No.14459859 >>14459819 >>14459831 Yep, those are pretty good ways. Side question though. How would a dragon react to you taking her picture of she didn't know what a camera was?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:37:46 2015 No.14459860

>>14459789
She appears adamant in not unfreezing the world, so that's not an option.
I'll never forgive her for what she did, but her promise to never use any of her freezing/time shenanigans on me would make me feel slightly better about it.
And I'm freezing, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:37:52 2015 No.14459862 You know, I'm not usually a wonderland man, but the thought of cuddling and spooning a big, toned-yet soft Roc Jubjub, belly swollen with pregnancy after many long hours of breeding her, is a good thought in deed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:39:23 2015 No.14459871 >>14459859 Is it one of those Polaroid instant-develop cameras? I think she would be intrigued by the "instantaneous portrait device", probably followed by demanding that she keep it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:40:59 2015 No.14459875 >>14459862 >a big, toned-yet soft Roc Jubjub Oh man, my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:41:06 2015 No.14459876 >>14459871 Just say it's linked to your eyes, and captures beauty as only you can see it, so she can't keep the camera, but she can keep you

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:42:49 2015 No.14459884 >>14459871 Yep. Would she go full vanity mode and demand many pictures or just hoard it and not use it?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:46:07 2015 No.14459900

>>14459884
I think she would go with both, demanding that you stay and take as many pictures as she desires, while bragging to her fellow dragons about her find.
Explaining to her that you're out of film would be a fiasco, though, since I'm sure one cannot simply make film for those kinds of cameras.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:48:00 2015 No.14459905 >>14459859 >>14459871 >>14459884 >>14459900 Just vanilla Dragon is nice, but how would the rest of the 5 dragons react to their pictures taken?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:50:20 2015 No.14459914 >>14459905 Which one thinks she tanked a spell from the flash which had NO EFFECT because she's a dragon. Which one thinks you just stole her soul upon seeing the photo and now has to destroy the catalyst containing it to free herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:53:07 2015 No.14459927 >>14459905 It's small It's tight It's wet It's DRAGON PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:53:26 2015 No.14459928 >>14459914 Man, dealing with dragons sounds like a massive fucking pain in the ass. That's what you get for dealing with bitches with egos bigger than a queen vampire.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:54:12 2015 No.14459930

>>14459905
Jabberwocks would go maximum vanity mode.
Wurms would probably accidentally break the camera.
Ryus would be the most calm about it.
Dunno about Wyverns. Hard to pin down their personality.

Really, most problems could be solved by simply turning off the flash.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:59:09 2015 No.14459948

>>14459930
>Dunno about Wyverns. Hard to pin down their personality.
I'd bet they'd just be happy they weren't forgotten

Again

Seriously who even likes Wyverns? Every other dragon girl is so much cooler. Wyverns are the unpopular nerdy middle child of the dragon family no one really likes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:01:04 2015 No.14459957 File: 518 KB, 1000x1000, Zana and Cirina.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459948 I like wyverns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:01:40 2015 No.14459961 >>14459957 Wyvern get off the internet

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:03:26 2015 No.14459971 >>14459862 That sounds so amazing and I'm a fluffy curvy Jubjub's husbando.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:03:53 2015 No.14459974

>>14459948
Honestly, I think I would prefer a wyvern, based solely on the fact that they aren't as up themselves as dragons are. Like the chill older sister to the dragon race.

>You'll never go adventuring with a Proto-Wyvern who is super chill about letting you use her back to help her smite foes from above.
>She'll never introduce you to all the ancient entities she used to just chill with whenever.
>She'll never tell you stories of times gone past as she sits happily in the dirt before a fire she helped collect wood for, eating game caught that day, not demanding the finest halls, succulent meats or that you do absolutely everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:05:16 2015 No.14459978 >>14459957 There's gotta be at least 4 of us that do!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:05:22 2015 No.14459979 I want to get my Kobold daughteru some specially made skintight leather opera gloves and thigh-high boots! I want to fuck her while she's wearing them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:05:51 2015 No.14459982 >>14459974 >based solely on the fact that they aren't as up themselves as dragons are That's the best part about Dragons though. A kind-yet-noble Ryu, a haughty show off Jabberwock, a proud mighty Dragon. Such pride is intoxicating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:09:51 2015 No.14459992 >>14459948 >>14459974 I also like how relatively chill Wyverns are as well, but I could never be a Dragoon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:10:05 2015 No.14459996 >>14459982 I like being treated as an equal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:10:17 2015 No.14459997 >>14459979 Are you going to pump her full and then plug her up so that she has to walk around in them while looking pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:11:13 2015 No.14460001 Rub reverse scale

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:11:23 2015 No.14460003 >>14459997 Definitely, it's the routine. I'm also going to make her wear her matching leather leotard to keep the plugs in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:12:24 2015 No.14460007 >>14460001 Pinch and pull on reverse scale Fellate reverse scale

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:12:26 2015 No.14460008 >>14459996 >equal I want both a Hellhound and a Kikimora to look at you with a smug condescending face

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:14:10 2015 No.14460016 File: 349 KB, 600x800, 1345674375435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460007 Don't stop~

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:15:28 2015 No.14460021 >>14460016 Jizz on reverse scale?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:17:24 2015 No.14460028 >>14460008 >Hellhounds Hellhounds are the perfect equal girls, domming and subbing whenever you wanna change up the dynamic. Kikis don't mesh so well with me because of the whole submit to master thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:18:25 2015 No.14460032 >>14459930 >Jabberwocks would go maximum vanity mode. I want a Wock to see her husband take a quick innocent picture of her, and for the Wock to go full ham about it and demand more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:19:06 2015 No.14460034 >>14459957 >still nothing of a little boy and loli wyvern playing make-believe knights

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:21:32 2015 No.14460038 File: 362 KB, 1000x1000, 991cd4498bfa86dc3b07a48825698b9f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanna get dommed by a mouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:24:17 2015 No.14460049 >>14460038 wanna get dommed by skaven girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:25:19 2015 No.14460051 >>14460038 When did the whole leather dominatrix thing begin? Who fetishized getting tortured in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:25:28 2015 No.14460052 >>14460038 The thing on the left isn't a mouse, it's a hag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:27:09 2015 No.14460059 >>14460052 I know silly, it's the one on the right I'm talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:31:09 2015 No.14460069 >>14457365 When it comes to Eldritch abominations, Shoggoth are pretty low-tier, anon. Besides, why would I want a maid who's race is best known for rebelling against their masters and killing them all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:33:44 2015 No.14460075 File: 163 KB, 1000x1000, alp repellant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm tired of all this hate that alps get, they deserve cum in their wombs like any other monster girl, please stop bullying them! I am not an alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:36:11 2015 No.14460080 >>14460075 >I'm tired of all this hate that alps get >implying you faggots can't stop talking about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:37:42 2015 No.14460083 File: 150 KB, 666x1199, 1440152926287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460080 Right you are, sir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:38:49 2015 No.14460087 >>14458544 Do you not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:40:05 2015 No.14460090 File: 328 KB, 623x492, iletdownmyguard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457835 >>14457803

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:42:05 2015 No.14460098 >>14460090 Don't really care for her, but that's a nice pic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:44:53 2015 No.14460107 >>14460090 My, what big fins she has

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:47:24 2015 No.14460113 What was that doujin with the fish girl, who goes into heat and fucks her childhood friend on school ground, with some kind of mouth-palm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:49:44 2015 No.14460117 >>14460090 please do more yandere MGs like a yandere ryu or yan holst

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:49:51 2015 No.14460119 >>14460113 >fish

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:51:54 2015 No.14460125 >>14460113 She was an odd squid-girl, and while I can't recall the exact title, I know it was a Z-Ton release. Just look him up on SadPanda, and you should find it with little trouble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:53:49 2015 No.14460130 >>14460125 Thanks, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:53:58 2015 No.14460132 File: 579 KB, 938x750, 1442605156918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460038 Glory to the Maus Kingdom! May the Empress' ears forever be perfectly round!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:57:41 2015 No.14460143 I want a Baphomet Onee-san to dom me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:58:04 2015 No.14460146 >>14460003 But how big are you going to get her? Till she looks like she's bearing twins? Till she looks like she's in the third tri-mester? So large that you hear her slosh when she stumbles, cradling it to save her balance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:58:28 2015 No.14460149 >>14460143 I want a Baphomet Onee-san to cuddle me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:59:05 2015 No.14460151 >>14460143 Business baphomets are olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:59:07 2015 No.14460152 >>14460149 I want to cuddle a Baphomet Onee-san

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:59:51 2015 No.14460157 File: 1.47 MB, 1024x1280, oomukade14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never cuddle a centipede

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:01:21 2015 No.14460161 >>14460157 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:02:03 2015 No.14460163 >>14460152 I want to hotdog a Baphomet Onee-san

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:04:17 2015 No.14460169 >>14460163 I want to be tenderly dommed by a Baphomet Onee-san until I turn into a semiconscious mess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:04:18 2015 No.14460170 >>14460163 I want to go mountain climbing with a Baphomet Onee-san, and after a full two days of walking, fuck like wild in a fae pagan glade atop the mountain, I wanna fuck her so hard I' make maenads blush.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:13:19 2015 No.14460197 File: 75 KB, 600x800, 1444228017423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460143 cant remember when i got this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:14:01 2015 No.14460200 >>14460197 Delicious. Baphomet needs more art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:16:06 2015 No.14460206 >>14460157 Even she'd find me repulsive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:16:45 2015 No.14460207 >>14460197 Needs a bigger bust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:17:16 2015 No.14460209 >>14460206 Now that's something I'd like to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:20:20 2015 No.14460216 >>14460206 You should kill yourself, anon. Just take the pain away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:21:20 2015 No.14460221 >>14460157 Sticky grape pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:21:54 2015 No.14460222 >>14460216 Nah he should fuck the pain away By which I mean he should watch Baby's Day Out

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:22:24 2015 No.14460223 File: 440 KB, 637x900, 1449552144089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:22:24 2015 No.14460224 >>14460216 What this anon says. Kill yourself and get a wisp waifu that is already top tier anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:25:42 2015 No.14460234 >>14460206 I don't know about her but I certain do, you disgusting dirty filth you. Anybody remember that futurama episode about the neat OCD bureaucrat office lady with a fetish for slobs? Kinda want that with an Anubis or Kiki or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:27:22 2015 No.14460239 >>14460234 >Kiki shouting "Dirty boy!" I'd love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:28:30 2015 No.14460242 >>14460239 >Kiki I'd love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:29:07 2015 No.14460246 File: 229 KB, 606x691, 14495265463263333.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are these things anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:29:33 2015 No.14460247 >>14460239 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5RV4GW01U

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:29:41 2015 No.14460249 >>14460246 butt tassles

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:30:41 2015 No.14460252 >>14460246 Garter straps

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:30:47 2015 No.14460254 >>14460246 Straps to hold up her stockings Which is weird since she seems to be wearing chaps

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:32:56 2015 No.14460260 >>14460242 All sane men would. >>14460247 Exactly. My home isn't too dirty but she'd still probably shout that. She'd get it in the missionary position that night. She'd have a black garter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:33:19 2015 No.14460261 >>14460246 Is she sucking his dick and is mad that it isn't getting hard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:34:21 2015 No.14460264 >>14460261 There are actually three dicks there, and she can't figure out which one to play with, because she can't count that high.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:35:46 2015 No.14460266 File: 77 KB, 375x324, 1445042443111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460264

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:37:36 2015 No.14460270 File: 220 KB, 773x545, 1449553056441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460264 You're lucky I'm here to confirm that you're wrong citizen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:39:55 2015 No.14460277 >>14460270 Wait, so why is she mad? Was I right? Is he limp because she's too flat for him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:40:03 2015 No.14460278 >>14460270 Where is the uncensored edition? Also seriously, why is she so angry about domming him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:40:11 2015 No.14460280 >>14460270 >censored You can't handle the truth!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:40:24 2015 No.14460282 File: 459 KB, 526x746, 53933457_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:40:43 2015 No.14460284

I want to give a NEET Gazer, Oomukade, and Jabberwock a video game where the antagonist is a horrible literal monster who kills and slaughters hundreds, including your best friend in game

Then I want to see their face when the ending is "If you kill him, you'll be just as bad as him!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:41:49 2015 No.14460292 File: 251 KB, 800x1172, 1449553309013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:42:15 2015 No.14460296 File: 494 KB, 1000x1000, 1449337686741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460270 Until we can get Japamoot to extend the pervy-stuff-is-okay policy from /a/ to here, witty censorship is the best thing we've got.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:45:14 2015 No.14460310 >>14460292 What have I told you about sciencing monsters together

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:45:18 2015 No.14460311 File: 93 KB, 636x900, 1449553518988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"The fox empire welcomes you while you visit, please behave while you are here alright?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:46:36 2015 No.14460315 >>14460311 "you're not my real mom, I'll do what I want"

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:47:08 2015 No.14460317

So Anons,
You were walking home with your waifu one day when horace the magic hobo cast a curse on said wafiu.

In a flash of light he's gone and your waifu is merged with another monster girl race, taking on secondary characteristics from them.

Roll for the second monster:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

And roll twice if you don't have a preferred race, the first roll being the primary race (Unless you get a cait sith/cu sith in which case you re-roll) with the second roll being the secondary race.

What do you end up with and how do you react?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:48:00 2015 No.14460320 File: 142 KB, 1379x1000, 44375644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"And just where did you think you were looking?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:48:08 2015 No.14460323 >>14460311 If by behave you mean not reckless molest fluffy fox tails, then no I don't think I shall behave in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:48:52 2015 No.14460326 >>14460310 to keep going

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:49:27 2015 No.14460327 [SPOILER]

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>>14460277
>>14460278
She's mad because...it's Luka from MGQ and they had a scuffle before. Evidently hitting people with weapons, regardless if they can kill or not, is kind of rude.

Also struggling while a girl rapes you would probably be annoying too.

>all these captchas wanting Palm Trees

LISTEN CAPTCHA IT'S FUCKING WINTER, IT'S COLD, STOP ENTICING ALL THE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE COLD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:49:29 2015 No.14460329 >>14460320 At your tails, where else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:49:49 2015 No.14460332 >>14460317 >Golem kiki The living roomba is real!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:49:54 2015 No.14460334 >>14460320 Oh shit. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:51:09 2015 No.14460336 >>14459046 A roll of bubble wrap, a pencil and a book of puzzles for children aged 5-8

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:51:12 2015 No.14460337 >>14460317 A lilim/ignis, pharoah/apsara, baphomet/barometz, and dragon/vampire. Send help. My pelvis hurts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:51:40 2015 No.14460338 >>14460320 Your eyes, why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:51:51 2015 No.14460339 >>14460332 OH lord. It has happened... >Built in broom >Artificial feathers instead of hair >Can be powered by headpat's in a pinch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:52:33 2015 No.14460345 >>14459509 Something, something futurama.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:52:44 2015 No.14460346 File: 534 KB, 769x1000, 1423991100517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460329 A-Anon, you can't just talk to a Kitsune Noblewoman like that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:53:15 2015 No.14460350 File: 617 KB, 795x930, 1449553995941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Of course I invited you over for tea and cakes, what did you think I wanted?"

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:54:08 2015 No.14460357

>>14460337
>A lilim with flame wings/hair
>A pharoah who wears skimpy clothing and can dance
>A baphomet with a bounce gel to better tackle you
>A pale skinned dragon who drinks the blood of kings like it's the finest whine but still loves yours the best

Sounds like a good harem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:55:17 2015 No.14460366 >>14459758 Why do you want her to be Rorschach? Rorschach's dead. Rorschach sucks, The Question agreed don't bother him about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:55:18 2015 No.14460368 File: 436 KB, 539x750, 1439337235993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460350 Oh, nevermind... Say, is your little sister home?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:55:44 2015 No.14460369 File: 119 KB, 527x397, 1449554144030.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460327

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:57:02 2015 No.14460373 >>14460346 Shut up and let me touch them

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:57:35 2015 No.14460377 >>14460368 Is it bad that I want to fill that loli fox till she looks like she swallowed a basketball?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:58:32 2015 No.14460381 >>14460346 With a single tail like that you would think she was a dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:58:36 2015 No.14460382 >>14460317 Mantis + Merrow. I can totally get behind a romance crazed Mantis. >>14460337 You should have been concerned with your pelvis upon picking the original harem tbqh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:59:17 2015 No.14460386 File: 260 KB, 1024x2019, 1449554357647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:59:30 2015 No.14460390 >>14460382 But now my pelvis hurts even more. Not that I'm really complaining.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:01:25 2015 No.14460397 >>14460382 Don't forget the she can now breath underwater, has a spiffy hat, and has scales instead of chitin. Or is pink instead of green. Are you ready for her to read off a lovey dovey poem she wrote while speaking in a deadpan voice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:01:30 2015 No.14460398 >>14460369 >>14460327 >>14460270 Come on man where are the uncensored?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:03:44 2015 No.14460406 >>14460386 i want to violently rub her reverse scale in public

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:04:15 2015 No.14460410 >>14460398 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Baphomet

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:04:25 2015 No.14460412 >>14460386 Aaaaaand Boner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:04:41 2015 No.14460413 >>14460317 We don't need to purge the shit tier monstergirls nearly half as bad as we need to purge these shitty wizards.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:04:42 2015 No.14460415

>>14460317
>Alp with willowisp traits
>gets super jelly over trivial things and starts outperforming other monstergirls to make herself look better
>other monstergirls see how far the alp's going to please me and get jelly that an alp's doing better than them, working harder to ease their bruised egos
>jelly infinite loop obtained

All the guys win?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:05:52 2015 No.14460423 >>14460413 Not a wizard. A magic hobo. There is a difference. >>14460415 Hyper competitive ghost alp that has blue flames would be nice.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:08:19 2015 No.14460431

>>14460397
>has scales instead of chitin
B-but my delicious shiny chitin!

>lovey dovey poem she wrote while speaking in a deadpan voice?
Bring it on. Even at worst it'd look cute as a kitten mounting a puppy. At best she'd get me do anything for her for the rest of the year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:10:23 2015 No.14460436 >>14460431 Would you even rub cheeks with her? Mantis/Merrows can be pretty affectionate creatures.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:14:32 2015 No.14460447 >>14460317 >Shog Kiki hybird Has science gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:14:34 2015 No.14460448 >>14460436 As long as she can take some serious stubble pricking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:16:05 2015 No.14460452 >>14460447 You have the ultimate maid. >>14460448 She can take it Anon. The real question is if you can take her heart pupils and antenna forming a heart as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:18:12 2015 No.14460461 >>14460386 Urge to touch reverse scale rising...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:19:14 2015 No.14460463 >>14460317 >Kiki/Apsara crossbreed Either I just wandered into a Disney cartoon, or I just hit the jackpot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:19:55 2015 No.14460465 I love /mgg/. I've beat it like 8 times just in this one thread. I'm so sore I can't get hard anymore, but you all just keep posting it just can't stop

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:20:31 2015 No.14460468 >>14460465 Trying to give yourself a Rusty Venture, eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:21:29 2015 No.14460472 >>14460463 She's got a tan now, dresses like a harem girl, and dances lightly as he cleans, singing all the way. >>14460468 I heard that's when you take two alps and have them give you a thigh job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:22:52 2015 No.14460478 >>14460468 Read that as Rusty Vulture, not quite sure what that is anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:24:17 2015 No.14460482 >>14460478 A Rusty Venture is when you eat out a monster girl, who eats out another monster girl, who gives you a rim job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:26:11 2015 No.14460489 >>14460107 for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:26:49 2015 No.14460492 >>14460482 Always thought it involved a turkey baster

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:27:11 2015 No.14460496 >>14460472 >I heard that's when you take two alps and have them give you a thigh job. I want an Alp with Abigail-tier thighs to give me a thigh job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:27:35 2015 No.14460498 >>14460482 Awesome, I'll treasure this information until I forget it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:27:58 2015 No.14460499 Help how do I get rid of the soreness? I need to keep going

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:29:05 2015 No.14460502 >>14460499 12 years, 3 times a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:29:05 2015 No.14460503 >>14460492 Please, everyone knows what a rusty venture does. >>14460496 That sounds good. >>14460498 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:29:59 2015 No.14460505 >>14460317 >Lich/Dragon >Dragon/Lilim >Jabberwock/Youko This is closer to a blessing than a curse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:30:39 2015 No.14460507 >>14460386 can you imgur the uncensored one plz

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:32:26 2015 No.14460511 I'm going to make a monstergirl kindergarten, dedicated to turning little monsters into idols

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:32:27 2015 No.14460512

>>14460505
>Lich who experimented with dragon DNA to protect you and give wing hugs
>Dragon who's been infused with lilim powers, turning her hair white and granting her immense magical prowess.
>Fluffy dragon.

Sounds nice, although now I am imagining the jabberwocks tentacles as ending in Fizigig heads from the dark crystal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:36:46 2015 No.14460519 >>14460317 >Kiki-Shoggoth The penultimate elder-god maid awakens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:38:27 2015 No.14460522 >>14460519 That or your maid has been corrupted slightly. Are you ready for an elder kikigod who gives you bits that may or may not be an eldritch waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:39:38 2015 No.14460525 >>14460505 >>14460512 DracoLich fucking WHEN KC?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:39:55 2015 No.14460526 >>14460519 >loli Kiki-Shoggoth >that SINGS doesn't that sound much better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:40:30 2015 No.14460527 >>14457808 All I can think about when I heat Sea Slime is the dorky would-be rapist that he-who-must-not-be-named wrote.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:41:25 2015 No.14460529 >>14460317 >Cheshire/Sahuagin My prankster waifu now turned into an emotionless cat with constantly wet fur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:41:36 2015 No.14460530 >>14458032 Ah, I was right to ask for this. Can't wait to see it in color.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:43:58 2015 No.14460537

>>14460529
Actually, I don't think that even that fish can stop her completely.

She actually may just mellow out a bit, although she may now have fur similar to an otter for swimming and has gills so she can breathe underwater.

So just get ready for her to help you breathe underwater through kissing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:44:24 2015 No.14460538 >>14460317 >Anubis taking on Mantis traits I don't know what she might end up looking like, but I think I'm going to like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:46:10 2015 No.14460544 >>14460538 Well, she may have insectiod wings and antennae now and is quieter than before. Just hope you're ready for the overseer to sneak up a on you a hell of a lot more often.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:53:06 2015 No.14460563 >>14460544 At least it balances out. Those delicate wings and antennae dongles are just more places for me to tease and play with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:54:32 2015 No.14460566 >>14460482 What? No it isn't. A Rusty Venture is when you beat it till you give yourself friction burns and it starts bleeding, then you have a vampire suck on it to relieve the pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:55:35 2015 No.14460570 >>14460317 >Kejourou/Orc Well that's interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:56:42 2015 No.14460572 >>14460317 A Dragon-Ignis? That's hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:58:09 2015 No.14460574 I want to watch gachimuchi videos with an ogre!

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:58:12 2015 No.14460575

>>14460563
Would you nibble her antenna so that her wings flutter and her sweet voice lets out moans?

>>14460566
No, no, no ,no.
A rusty venture is when you jump in a tub of nacho cheese before having a bunch of large mice clean you with their tongues.

>>14460570
So a soft kejourou with a sadomasochist streak and a little tail you can pull every now and then.

>>14460572
So flames are going to be seen between her scales and putting it in her is like putting it in a furnace.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:59:11 2015 No.14460576 >>14460317 Khepri + Queen Slime Wait, how?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:59:35 2015 No.14460578 >>14460566 >>14460575 I thought a rusty venture was when you pour a chocolate slimegirl into a metal bucket and use her to get off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:00:36 2015 No.14460580 >>14460317 Tengu/Cait Sith I'm going to destroy that hobo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:01:53 2015 No.14460582 File: 277 KB, 540x765, 1447393555714.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460570 More like the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:02:14 2015 No.14460583 Surely the greatest of all aquatic rapists deserves a monstergirl. Why no dolphin girl yet?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:02:41 2015 No.14460585

>>14460576
A slime bug servent who wants to build you a bigger harem of servents.

All of whom she can control through a hivemind and customize to look new.

>>14460578
No, It's when you have a cheshire give you a blowjob with just her disembodied head.

>>14460580
Why?
Angry that your tengu has cat ears, fluffier feathers, and is smugger than normal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:03:08 2015 No.14460589 >>14460580 >your crow tengu waifu tells you "hey pops!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:05:06 2015 No.14460593 >>14460583 Because all dolphins would be Alps on account of their homosexual orgies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:05:27 2015 No.14460596 >>14460583 because you touch yourself at night

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:06:39 2015 No.14460601 >>14460582 Baby, I'm taking you to the desert to drink some mescal and see if we can't make you get on my totem pole.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:07:55 2015 No.14460604

Good night Anons,
take care and remember to take care of your waifu no matter what a magical hobo does.

And on that note, time for me to roll.

>>14460317
>Cupid/hellhound

So a Kuudere girl with black wings, flaming eyes, dog ears, a tail, and fluffy paws?

Jackpot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:10:13 2015 No.14460610 >>14460526 >loli no

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:11:24 2015 No.14460611 >>14460604 Instead of love arrows, she shoots you with actual flaming arrows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:11:48 2015 No.14460612 >>14460610 >not getting such an obvious reference >not liking lolis

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:12:38 2015 No.14460616 >>14460611 Or flaming love arrows of passion, things that get your love burning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:15:05 2015 No.14460620 >>14460616 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWsZh9qXsQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:16:06 2015 No.14460622 >>14460612 If you weren't referencing Mary Poppins with that last line, then I don't really care what else you were alluding to.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:17:50 2015 No.14460625
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>Ahh, we're saved! Aren't you glad we landed in this lake when that Wurm hit our ship?
>W-why are you looking at me like that, anon?
You're not going to take advantage of your superior officer while you're stranded on an alien world, are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:18:01 2015 No.14460627 >>14460622 Fuck off newfag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:18:43 2015 No.14460629 >>14460625 Of course not!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:19:02 2015 No.14460630 >>14460625 No, those tits are way too big.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:19:57 2015 No.14460632 >>14460630 It's the gravity, anon! The gravity! It's why she's bent over like that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:19:58 2015 No.14460633 >>14460625 Nope, I'd let her find out about the lactation enhancing properties of the local plants on her own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:20:13 2015 No.14460635 >>14460630 I'm sorry, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:21:39 2015 No.14460637 >>14460625 I-It's nothing, ma'am! Just a little dazed. Though I must say you are looking rather... robust for having just crashed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:21:51 2015 No.14460638 >>14460635 I think he said "I'm an Alp, whack me with a stick".

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:21:56 2015 No.14460639 >>14460317 >Lich/Oni A fit master of magic and undeath with a newfound love for drinking and fighting? I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:23:09 2015 No.14460640 >>14460638 Well then fetch me a stick Who am I not to grant the wishes of others?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:23:12 2015 No.14460641 >>14460639 Don't forget the muscle. It's not just the alcohol resistance she gets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:23:48 2015 No.14460642 File: 28 KB, 720x480, 1335682230873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460630 Sorry? Didn't quite catch that. For a moment I thought I heard heresy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:24:32 2015 No.14460646 >>14460627 How about you make a reference to give half a shit about

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:25:02 2015 No.14460648 File: 357 KB, 655x828, MH4-Hammer_Render_016.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460640 Got ya covered

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:26:45 2015 No.14460652 File: 202 KB, 1233x1418, 1411974798535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460648 We hunters now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:27:23 2015 No.14460654 File: 3.38 MB, 2900x2168, switch axe- overload.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460648 Might need a bigger stick than that. Here, borrow mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:27:36 2015 No.14460657 >>14460648 That's a hammer, anon. Not a stick. I asked for a stick. They asked for a stick People these days. You ask for a fork, they give you a spork. You ask for a spoon, they give you a measuring cup. You ask for a stick, they give you a war hammer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:28:34 2015 No.14460661 >>14460657 >You ask for a fork, they give you a spork But a spork is superior to forks. I'd take it gratefully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:29:39 2015 No.14460662 >>14460317 >Dormouse-bi I get a sleepy ghost mouse? Pretty cool actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:29:54 2015 No.14460663 >>14460652 Why not. Just spent several hours trying to farm high rank monster parts. Only got one for all my troubles. Fuck the black gravios' derp laser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:30:03 2015 No.14460665 >>14460661 >Taking a spork over a fork Uncouth swine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:30:46 2015 No.14460667 >>14460665 When I was in the army, sporks made their convenience and superiority known to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:32:36 2015 No.14460672 >>14460662 Just hope you're prepared for when she possesses a girl for real life cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:32:44 2015 No.14460674 >>14460667 That's because army food is made to be eaten with sporks and spoons A fork is a dining utensil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:33:37 2015 No.14460675 >>14460674 Food is food, it all turns to shit in the end, why bother with fancy-schmancy stuff? Are you an Alp? Got frilly napkins, too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:36:09 2015 No.14460681 >>14460675 My dear boy, the finer knowledge of knowing how to dine and eat not like gutter trash, like the slob you eat, required the basic knowledge of eating utensils An uncouth lower denominator wouldn't know this. You'd probably hit it off with one

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:36:19 2015 No.14460683 >>14460672 For added irony, it'd probably be a were-cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:37:17 2015 No.14460686 >>14460681 Whack this one with a stick, too. It doesn't even know how to talk proper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:39:24 2015 No.14460688 File: 522 KB, 859x580, MHP3rd_Gunlance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460654 Thanks. You can borrow mine if you need it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:39:41 2015 No.14460689 >>14460686 What happens if we run out of sticks? The dryads won't like it if we start breaking off branches from trees Trust me, don't fuck with nature

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:41:42 2015 No.14460692 >>14460689 >don't fuck with nature What if I just want to fuck nature?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:43:53 2015 No.14460697 File: 243 KB, 850x659, Drayds inna woods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460689 >>14460692 Oh you~

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:43:57 2015 No.14460698 >>14460688 >Gunlance Ehh, tried using them. I just prefer having a bit more mobility. Though now that I'm actually thinking about the game, I realize that getting my new armor set means no more +3 Evasion. Shit's gonna be rough for a while.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:50:39 2015 No.14460718

Anons, tell me how this makes you feel.

>Have a loving, adoring waifu who is your perfect ideal in every way.
>Living the dream with her, every day.
>Have an adorable little daughteru with her, who loves to cuddle with her daddy and get head pats from him and so on.
>Then one day, an ragged, tired looking man in his late-20s, early-30s shows up at your doorstep
>His clothes are all disheveled, his hair tussled, and he looks like he's been put through the wringer
>Also, your daughteru is almost magnetically clinging to his side, nuzzling into his neck as he carries her
>"Daddy, look! I got a husband!"
>She's 11
>And now, all the affection you used to give and take from her, seems transferred over to him
>She barely seems to give you the time of day from then on.

Anything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:52:24 2015 No.14460723 >>14460718 Guy resembles me, I see she has good taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:52:43 2015 No.14460725 >>14460718 Honestly, I've thought about this before. This would happen a ton in MGE. Mostly because monsters grade men like IGN grades games. >9/10, he's okay

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:52:48 2015 No.14460726 >>14460625 That would be wrong. I intend to seduce her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:55:16 2015 No.14460737 >>14460718 That's fine. Just 3 dozen more to marry off now. Maybe I'll eventually get some sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:55:52 2015 No.14460739 >>14460718 Shit, I knew it was a trap after seeing the word ideal. Who would have known one would have to resort to time travel to steal his daughters love back from himself. God damn paradox bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:55:55 2015 No.14460741 >>14460625 >No sir, I'm only dutifully reminding you that protocol in the even of being stranded in uncharted unclaimed territory is to commence colonization

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:56:27 2015 No.14460744 >>14460718 >having taste this bad Daughteru, you are such a faggot, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:58:20 2015 No.14460752 >>14460737 That's what you get for not going for sleepy mice. Dozens of hyper active munchkins.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:59:17 2015 No.14460756

>>14460723
>>14460744
The guy's disheveled appearance is only because your daughteru rode him wild all night long and wouldn't let him do anything else before insisting on introducing him to her mom and dad.
Ordinarily, he's a fairly clean-cut guy with a 9-5 job as a financial adviser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:02:11 2015 No.14460770 >>14460718 >implying I let her out of her cage long enough to go outside alone Come on now, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:02:17 2015 No.14460771 >>14460756 Whatever the case, I don't allow faggots in my house. She can go live at his place for all I care.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:24:50 2015 No.14460886 >>14460090 >Sahuagin art You my friend have made this man very happy. I think I'm the only anon here that puts her in his top 5

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:25:00 2015 No.14460887 I want to go around pranking alps until I've recorded enough kyaaas to make a 5 minute compilation video.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:27:54 2015 No.14460907

>>14460632
This is why you shouldn't spend so long in zero gravity when travelling through space.
Sure, it might be fun to play with a dark elf's massive weightless tits, but what are you going to do when she's finally reintroduced to the crushing effects of gravity? Rape her as she struggles helplessly against the weight of her own body?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:30:58 2015 No.14460921 >>14460887 I want to make a symphony of Alp kyaa's and mix them as classical music!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:35:35 2015 No.14460936 >>14459263 Change of plans I'm afraid, my wrist is starting to hurt. I'm hoping to continue tomorrow tho. [spoier]And damnit, I still want to draw daki demon.[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:36:43 2015 No.14460939 >>14460921 Will you compose songs out of one type of kyaa, like one dedicated to jumping Alps in the shower, or just what you can get?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:38:22 2015 No.14460947 >>14460877 Gunna poke

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:39:38 2015 No.14460949

>>14460939
Well anon, It all depends on the Alp and the kyaa. Big stage 3 onee-san alps would have lower kyaa's, while little loli alps would have higher ones. Then there's what you did too, as you brought up. Did you grab her spadetail? Slap her titties around? Grope her butt? Put holst milk in her food? Take lewd pictures of her masturbating? Each one has a specific sound and tone, all of which needs to be considered when making kyaa music.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:40:08 2015 No.14460950 >>14460947 But then you'll wake her up!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:41:50 2015 No.14460953 >>14460907 Well, I, err, umm, yes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:43:13 2015 No.14460960 File: 331 KB, 850x2719, 1448966586178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14460953 Oh. Well then. Carry on, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:43:43 2015 No.14460961 >>14460949 Truly such songs would be best made by you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:46:19 2015 No.14460969 >>14460907 Damn. Space is the best, Wurm collisions not withstanding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:47:16 2015 No.14460975 >>14460961 Why thank you anon. Don't forget to buy my new christmas album, 'The 12 Days of Kyaa'. In stores now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:49:25 2015 No.14460982 File: 115 KB, 1078x986, Shotas Love Horse Pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you staying for the races anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:49:45 2015 No.14460985 >>14460950 I'll do it gently

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:50:58 2015 No.14460989 >>14460982 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:51:40 2015 No.14460993 >>14460982 That horse is a pervert. She's tricking that boy into lewd acts that he doesn't understand. This is as bad as when Anon convinced the little kobold across the street to lick the peanut butter

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:54:47 2015 No.14461010 >>14460993 She's a monster girl anon she knows what she was doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:56:39 2015 No.14461020 >>14460993 Kobold-dauhgterufag's preversions know no bounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 03:58:16 2015 No.14461027 >>14460993 >Anon smears peanut butter all over his desk >Points at it >"Can't I just suck your cock?" >"No. Lick the peanut butter."

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:01:23 2015 No.14461044

>>14460718
>Daughteru brings new husband over for dinner constantly
>Mostly just slumps in his chair and pokes at his food until your daughter drags him upstairs to "watch tv" so hard the whole upper floor creaks
>One night the constant scrape of his knife against the plate really starts to get on your nerves
>But you don't want to upset your daughteru by railing at him in front of her
>You glare daggers at his hand, wishing you could will him to stop
>And realize he's spelled out two words with his green beans
>"HELP ME"
>Your eyes meet, and for the first time you notice that behind that vacant stare there's something more than listless ennui: overwhelming fear mixed with desperation
>"LET ME PUT THAT IN THE WASHER FOR YOU"
>Your daughteru plants a hand on his shoulder and leans down to pick up his plate
>She whispers something to him and her grip on him tightens briefly
>You swear you can hear bones cracking
>He looks at you and whimpers before your daughteru comes back from the kitchen and drags him upstairs.

Tfw your daughteru will never have an abusive yandere relationship with an innocent boy whom she's defangedinto a spineless meat dildo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:07:39 2015 No.14461077 File: 274 KB, 900x1200, 1427639887541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about first contact.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:14:53 2015 No.14461103 >>14461077 p0n0s went in vag000

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:16:44 2015 No.14461109 >>14461044 Anon, your daughteru's fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:20:01 2015 No.14461124 >>14461109 she also puts the toilet paper roll on upside down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:20:58 2015 No.14461128 >>14461044 The sign of a well-raised daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:21:16 2015 No.14461129 >>14461103 So that's what the history books will say? When Man met Monster, penis went in vagina. The End.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:21:35 2015 No.14461130 >>14461044 Time to look for a meat dildo not so easy to defang. She deserves better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:22:36 2015 No.14461133 >>14461129 It's an important lesson to youth. What was, is, and will be.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:23:37 2015 No.14461138
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Sofia
Species: Baphomet

A Mountain goat like extraspecies. A powerful type of devil, their power is equal to that of an Elder Demon. "I hear she likes attending the Black Mass!"

Whelp. Non-loli baphomets, huh. The Black Mass basically refers to satanic gatherings really, wasn't sure how better to translate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:24:07 2015 No.14461140 >>14461138 Better than KC's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:24:27 2015 No.14461141 >>14461138 Finally, a good baphomet design

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:25:19 2015 No.14461146 >>14461138 The eyes. They have THE EYES. Eugh... I wanna see someone drawing KC's Loli-Superiority Baphomet going up against Crabman's Busty Goat in a fight. I think it'd be cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:28:14 2015 No.14461163 File: 95 KB, 1072x821, 1424033923680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Arm yourself because no one else here will save you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:29:44 2015 No.14461170 >>14461163 I remember the basics of CQD

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:31:09 2015 No.14461177 [SPOILER]

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>Marry a tentacle
>Move to a nice coexistence city with her
>Quickly find a job
>First day in the office, everything is going smoothly
>Receive a phone call
>Tentacle waifu is in trouble and needs me to come to the police station
>Rush there hoping for the best
>Jinko police officer announces that the wife went on a raping spree
>Within 5 hours she assaulted 17 human girls and turned 2 of them into succubi
>Rape is a minor offence so she will be released quickly
>However any recidivism of monsterization will get us exiled

Never leave your waifu alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:32:45 2015 No.14461179 >>14461177 >Marry a tentacle Topkek

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:35:30 2015 No.14461190 >>14461177 >Rape is an offense whatsoever What a backward shithole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:35:38 2015 No.14461191 >>14461170 CQD? Hrrgh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:36:15 2015 No.14461192 >>14461191 Close Quarters Dicking.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:38:02 2015 No.14461201

>>14461177
Obviously the poor girl had nothing to keep her tentacles busy while left alone in the house.
Next time, be sure to drink a Doppelgangar potion and leave one half of yourself at home for her to get cosy with.

>>14461179
Tentacles are adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:38:39 2015 No.14461203 >>14461192 Close Quarters Dicking? Hrgh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:40:26 2015 No.14461207 File: 439 KB, 608x860, Kitty and mech.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anubis mechanic is old and busted. Behold the new hotness!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:40:32 2015 No.14461208 >>14461203 I see all that Wurm rubbed off on you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:41:45 2015 No.14461213 >>14461208 A Wurm rubbed herself on me, yeah. I think she was coming on to me.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:43:36 2015 No.14461219
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>>14461207
Mate I will fight you.
Also, you call that PPE? Where's the overalls? The protective goggles? The secured harness?
Leave it to a catgirl to disregard even the most basic of safety regulations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:44:09 2015 No.14461223 >>14461138 >her outfit So she's basically a chuuni goth goat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:44:26 2015 No.14461225 >>14461219 A cat always lands on her feet, so it's okay. She's agile and flexible, unlike some stinky pooch.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:49:02 2015 No.14461236

>>14461203
Look out Snake! That's a Frog unit! They're trained soldiers with enhanced strength, and their body is covered in a viscous mucus which they use to retain moisture in their bodies. Because of how slippery it is, your regular CQC techniques won't work on them! Instead, why not try distracting them with a Shota Mag?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:50:05 2015 No.14461241 File: 489 KB, 489x1000, Mono_mucus_inside.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461236

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:50:08 2015 No.14461242 >>14461236 A Shota Mag? Look, Shotacon, I know you're into that kind of thing, but I don't carry any of that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:51:01 2015 No.14461244 >>14461223 Well, not exactly chuuni. She is literally a high ranking demon. >>14461146 The eyes are cute as fuck though.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:55:44 2015 No.14461261
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>>14461242
Very funny, Snake. And besides, you're an expert at On Site Procurement. Try incapacitating the enemy, and shaking them down for items. Maybe one of the older foxes will have a magazine or two?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:57:41 2015 No.14461266 >>14461261 An elderly vixen shaking themselves up and down? Sounds like the plot of one of those minimalist art films you're always watching.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:58:45 2015 No.14461273 >>14461236 Switch the controller to port 2!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:59:54 2015 No.14461276 >>14461190 It's clearly not progressive enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:00:30 2015 No.14461277 >>14461273 >Non-psychic Mantis proceeds to rape you because you're a dumbass

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:03:03 2015 No.14461284 File: 387 KB, 1135x1578, 1392570524019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what is everyone getting themselves for Christmas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:03:37 2015 No.14461286 File: 351 KB, 933x1000, space-anubis_small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461207 >Anubis mechanic is old and busted I will fight you as well!

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:04:09 2015 No.14461290

>>14461266
H-hey, those movies have value too, you know! It's something you'd understand if you ever actually watched a movie in your life.
Anyway, for now just focus on the mission. Your best bet is to use stealth. Those monstergirls may be stronger than you, but they don't have your experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:05:00 2015 No.14461293 File: 54 KB, 490x389, asdf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461236 >Sigint, I picked up this gun that fires phallic rounds. I need more info on this.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:05:31 2015 No.14461295

>>14461284
Well, I know I got a telescope already.
I had some family who're leaving the country for Christmas, so they gave me my present early and told me to open it on Christmas...but the box is pretty indicative since it's the only thing on my list which would have such a shape. Unless like, they bought every video game I wanted for me and stacked them in a long box.

Telescope seems the better guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:06:51 2015 No.14461301 >>14461290 Are you sure about that? Some of these Foxes look like they've been at it since Big Boss' days. They're even knitting when off duty. Talk about a foxy grandma!

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:07:19 2015 No.14461302

>>14461225
>Thinking an anubis isn't agile and flexible

She starts off every morning with a well-planned series of stretches and exercises, I'll have you know.

>>14461286
Gonna zero-g spoon that anubis while groping and fingering her to orgasm through her spacesuit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:10:07 2015 No.14461312 >>14461284 Already got myself a k cup brewer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:10:26 2015 No.14461315 >>14461302 >through her spacesuit. Good taste anon.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:11:12 2015 No.14461322
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You should visit the Steppes anon!

The nice safe Steppes that nothing bad happens in. Besides you really should visit your distant relations located there!

So just go to the Steppes in scenic between Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdom!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:11:24 2015 No.14461323 >>14461284 Well I'm torn between getting myself Mass Effect 3 at long last or not.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:17:21 2015 No.14461341
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>>14461323
I'd recommend it. The DLCs are really fun, and the horde-multiplayer can be pretty enjoyable in its own right. My only gripes with it are the menu design, and every second wasted talking to the Catalyst.

On the whole, good game, with a couple frustrating points.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:18:37 2015 No.14461345 File: 109 KB, 617x960, Talibutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461341 Well I guess I will. But I'll wrap up 2 first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:20:59 2015 No.14461355 >>14461284 Got 16gb of DDR3 ram for my PC during the Black Friday sale. Having 8 and using about 6 for random stuff lately didn't leave me much headroom, and it was dirt cheap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:28:15 2015 No.14461373 >>14461284 ps4 and waifuborne

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:28:21 2015 No.14461375 >>14461284 About to get a Hori fightstick

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:29:45 2015 No.14461379 >>14461373 >Cleric Beast orgasm screeches

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:29:52 2015 No.14461380 >>14461345 >>14461341 >you will never give Tali pneumonia

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:32:58 2015 No.14461386 File: 78 KB, 400x533, Quarian Valentine's Day.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461380 >Our amino acids are totally different, we don't need protection!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:33:51 2015 No.14461392 >>14461386 Kind of do. Just for...different reasons. >"Be careful not to...ingest."

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:34:42 2015 No.14461393 >>14461379 >Grizzled paladin girl Gascoigne fighting the corruption, giving up halfway through the fight and turning into an elder succubut >Raped

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:35:31 2015 No.14461396 >>14461284 The same thing as this guy >>14461373

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:35:51 2015 No.14461399 >>14461284 Some vita games which I probably won't get around to playing for a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:36:12 2015 No.14461402 >>14461322 >Steppe monstergirls I have seen the end of days, and years from now men will say, "here began the fall of Rome"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:36:48 2015 No.14461405 >>14461402 How far will YOU go for Rome?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:47:07 2015 No.14461436 File: 442 KB, 804x1002, 1424955531200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanna be a biker bitch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:49:22 2015 No.14461442 >>14461405 >Go really far for WRE >Just get assassinated by my own countrymen Yeah, lets just let the wolfu tribes of Germania overrun the place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:50:03 2015 No.14461444 >>14461442 Your will is weak! Even Claudia the Wurm was a better ruler than you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:50:17 2015 No.14461445 >>14461436 big fat dullahan tats

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:50:27 2015 No.14461447 >>14461436 Dullahans are 10/10, but that's the full dullahan. Other wise its shitty with no head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:51:46 2015 No.14461451 >>14461447 Don't bully Celty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:53:26 2015 No.14461455 >>14461444 To late already defected to the Ostrowolfus. You should too. It is pretty warm and comfy here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:54:51 2015 No.14461459 File: 214 KB, 600x846, This is our town buddy, cheese it..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461436 You're too late, the mice got to me first. Now I have hundreds of Mouse Biker daughterus to care for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:55:14 2015 No.14461461 >>14461451 But without a head there's no one to berate me, no one to tell me how lucky I am she can't control her body when she's not attached, no one to tell me all the reasons she loves and needs me, when she thinks I'm asleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:55:15 2015 No.14461462 >>14461455 I'm moving to the Himedereyaars in the desert! They'll make use of my knowledge and experience and together we'll form a new empire!

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:58:05 2015 No.14461469

>>14461315
I'm also going to wait until the combination of weightlessness and afterglow causes her to drift off to sleep, before ingesting a mixture of manticore venom and humpty-egg slime.
Then I'll open up the medical injection patch on her spacesuit, plug it with my dick until it's rubbing against her smooth, bare skin, and start cumming an utterly ridiculous amount of semen. I'll keep spurting gallons and gallons, filling her suit up like a giant, body-shaped water-balloon, bloating and inflating it until every inch of her below the neck is floating in a creamy bubble of my seed.
It'll be like a semen bath, the thick, hot white liquid coating every millimetre of her body, the suit's own pressure squeezing it against her as she moans pleasurably, suspended in it.
Then, when I'm finally finished cumming, and her suit has ballooned out almost as wide as she is tall, unable to bend her arms or legs because of the fluid pressure, I'll pull out and reseal the injection patch. Leaving her to soak in her private bubble of semen, flowing over her skin, forced into her honeypot and anus just so it can equalise the pressure.
Maybe, as she sleeps and floats, gently bouncing around the room like a perfectly buoyant balloon, I'll feed her a bottle of holst milk. Then, when her breasts and ass expand out, becoming plumper and softer by the second, it'll push against the seal of her suit, increasing the pressure even more. Maybe she'll even add her own lactation to the mix.
I'll let her soak it all up, absorbing it into her body with all the natural pleasure that accompanies it. And all the while, I'll be stroking her hair, pressing my hand up between her legs to squish my semen into her, rubbing it into her through the taut spacesuit. I'll blow and hum into her ears, and make sure the whole experience is as blissful and relaxing to her as possible, right up until the very moment that she wakes up.

It appears that I may have a problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:58:08 2015 No.14461470 >>14461459 >Gangs of mice daughterus pedaling up and down the street on their tricycles, bicycles, and that one that insisted on the unicycle Damn delinquents.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:59:40 2015 No.14461474 >>14461470 They have no manners! They're a scruffy bunch of rats, mice and some chinchillas! If you offer them cheese, they'll take it without thanking you and start eating it immediately!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:59:44 2015 No.14461475 >>14461469 Yes. I hope you get captured by P'Orc slavers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:01:30 2015 No.14461480 >>14461444 Hey man, Claudia was actually one of the better empresses. She just doesn't get any respect because of the whole Wurm thing. She was certainly a hell of a lot better than that fucking Cheshire with the fiddle

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:02:04 2015 No.14461482 >>14461475 Truly the worst of all the space pirates

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:03:29 2015 No.14461487 >>14461442 >fighting the wolfu tribes of Germania You deserved it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:03:55 2015 No.14461488 I want to hold my dick hostage! Any monstergirls think of coming any closer and it's gonna get it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:04:49 2015 No.14461490 >>14461469 >Semen bath sealed inside her space suit Anon. I like how you think. I like it a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:07:02 2015 No.14461498 >>14461480 Claudia survived to middle age with half her wits while thousands were raped with all of theirs intact. It seems evident that the quality of wit is more important than OOH SHINY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:07:42 2015 No.14461502 >>14461462 >Himedereyaars Okey, that was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:08:21 2015 No.14461504 >>14461488 A crazy man like you is going to make the news while you've taken your dick hostage in your own house and a negotiator tries to convince you that it isn't worth damaging such a delicious looking penis no matter how average in size it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:10:38 2015 No.14461510 >>14461502 >Charon plays Total War The horror, the horror.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:15:40 2015 No.14461520 File: 588 KB, 1500x2166, 1444409814247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461510 I want Charon as a pun-spouting party member.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:18:11 2015 No.14461524 >>14461520 She'd be a tank. Her puns aggro every enemy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:20:27 2015 No.14461528 File: 284 KB, 900x900, Bloodstained Maria.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461373 >>14461396 Good choice anons. Be sure to get the DLC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:22:29 2015 No.14461532 >>14461490 If technology evolves, then imagination and lewd thoughts have to evolve with it, as well. There's a crazy amount of untapped potential in this new frontier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:24:14 2015 No.14461536 >>14461532 Space. The final frontier.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:30:07 2015 No.14461550
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>>14461520
>"What? Leave? You're dead as a doornail, buddy. If leaving the Underworld was easy, everyone would do it."
>"..."
>"Well, I guess I can help guide you to the exit, since you didn't try to rock the boat like most of the morons I ferry."
>"Sheesh, my boss is going to kill me..."
>Charon has joined your party!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:31:18 2015 No.14461555 >>14461550 And so Charon and Anon went on a quest to discover what can change the nature of a man!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:34:14 2015 No.14461565 >>14461520 I wonder how many of her customers have tried sticking their dick between her thighs.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:34:58 2015 No.14461569
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>>14461345
Have you told your waifu that you love her yet today?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:36:24 2015 No.14461573 >>14461569 Fuck mobile 4shit and adding quotes I don't want

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:36:52 2015 No.14461576 >>14461569 Of course not. There's no-one to tell.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:39:03 2015 No.14461581
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>>14461550
>Undead punmaster
>Keeps telling Anon to give up on his quest, because leaving the Underworld is impossibly dangerous, and kind of a pain in general
>In reality, she wants him to succeed, just because of how fond she grows of him
>But if he leaves, it means she'll have to stay behind, never to see him again
>Despite everything, she remains the most valuable and trustworthy friend to Anon
>Helping him with a casual attitude that hides the true depth of her feelings
>All the way to the end, no matter how bitter it might be

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:52:42 2015 No.14461621 File: 287 KB, 792x1000, 1443047346300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Explore alien planet, see this. What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:54:12 2015 No.14461628 >>14461621 >rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:54:43 2015 No.14461630 >>14461621 Introduce myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:54:58 2015 No.14461632 >>14461621 Say hi, ask to borrow a cup of spice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:55:43 2015 No.14461633 >>14461621 what humanity was built to do fuck it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:56:39 2015 No.14461636 >>14461621 Ask if it likes music.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:56:43 2015 No.14461637 >>14461621 Shoot the eyes, they are colored differently and therefore are the monster's weak point

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:57:24 2015 No.14461638 >>14461637 You fool, those are her rape buttons! Evolution planned this!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:00:43 2015 No.14461648 >>14461621 Is the robot devil involved?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:02:21 2015 No.14461653 >>14461648 No, that's stupid and spammy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:03:25 2015 No.14461654 >>14461636 She was attracted to your location by the rhythm of your movement. Safe to say that yes, she likes music.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:08:33 2015 No.14461667 >>14461341 >The DLCs Which to get?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:08:57 2015 No.14461668 >>14461654 Guess I shouldn't have been listening to my struttin' tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1ZqN_VFhdo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:11:11 2015 No.14461670 >>14461654 How would she respond if I asked to dance with her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:15:03 2015 No.14461678 File: 831 KB, 557x568, 1393885060318.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461670 Who knows?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:19:39 2015 No.14461683 >>14461678 >>14461621 they can just turn into pseudo-lamias, right? Not my first choices, but I could make it work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:22:31 2015 No.14461689 >>14461678 Sandworms are so cute. And the fact that their whole pink, squishy body is like a giant tongue has a lot of potential too. Like, "melting a load of chocolate and covering her body so she can taste and rub it in" potential.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:23:19 2015 No.14461690 >>14461689 First the semen in an Anubis' spacesuit, now this. We're messy today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:25:49 2015 No.14461696 >>14461690 All we need now is a bunch of cumflated fairies to orbit the anubis, and our messy monstergirl solar system will be complete.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:26:26 2015 No.14461698 >>14461696 Truly we have become as gods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:26:53 2015 No.14461699 >>14461683 They can shrink the worm body, yes. KC mentioned it before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:28:51 2015 No.14461703 File: 177 KB, 691x976, 53827266_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it finally Sandworm's time to be in the spotlight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:30:11 2015 No.14461707 >>14461703 I wish, I wish. But where is the draw- or writefag to honour them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:33:18 2015 No.14461716 >>14461703 Nah. That was last year when they were meme of the month. You can even pinpoint the exact time it was, because that's when that one whatever sands story was written and all the drawfaggotry for them was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:34:21 2015 No.14461721 >>14461716 Don't be a negative nancy, we love the wiggly wormies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:37:06 2015 No.14461727 So a burglar here tried to hide from the cops in a pond and got eaten by a gator. It occurs to me MGC probably has a really low crime rate for similar reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:37:07 2015 No.14461728 >>14461703 Why are sandworms so lickable and kissable?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:38:39 2015 No.14461730 >>14461727 Crime doesn't pay, kids. >>14461728 Because they're tongues.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:40:11 2015 No.14461734 >>14461138 I was under the assumption that Baphomets and their ilk could only be loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:44:11 2015 No.14461744 >>14461734 Only the KC ones are fixed as loli's

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:51:14 2015 No.14461755 >>14461138 Meh, looks like shit So is an imgur or something with all introductions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:56:19 2015 No.14461764 >>14461755 http://pastebin.com/Zhdp1c2V Just the pastebin for the moment. Guess I could do an imgur gallery. Was considering doing a wikia or something, but that's a lot of effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 07:56:22 2015 No.14461765 >>14461678 http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449579305134.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:00:29 2015 No.14461771 Wurm Vizier was once asked which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon. The Moon, she answered, for the Sun shines during the day, when it's already bright.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:01:36 2015 No.14461772 >>14461765 Okay that's pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:08:07 2015 No.14461781 >>14461765 I love you Do a longer version, maybe where she stops when the music does

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:08:56 2015 No.14461783 >>14461765 What song was that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:09:08 2015 No.14461784 >>14461765 Nice choice for the song.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:09:09 2015 No.14461785 >>14461721 Stop alliterating you flamboyant Finn

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:11:07 2015 No.14461788 File: 374 KB, 869x474, elfu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:11:33 2015 No.14461790 >>14461783 MGMT - Kids >>14461781 Later. Class calls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:22:23 2015 No.14461809 >>14461765 I wanna irritate a grouchy sandy wind elemental by pointing her out every time I spot her and yelling, "Look! It's Da rude sandstorm!"

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:24:03 2015 No.14461814
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>Female pandas ovulate once a year in the spring, and the possible conception period lasts 1-3 days.

How in the love of fuck do real life pandas exist? On topic, how the hell would this translate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:24:24 2015 No.14461816 >>14461788 come back once your brown with white hair, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:26:59 2015 No.14461820 >>14461814 >how the hell would this translate? Something went wrong when the DL tried to fix them with mamono mana, and the reverse applies. For only three days are they not in heat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:29:06 2015 No.14461825 >>14461814 They're lazy shits that lay on the couch and eat your snacks with zero interest in sex for most of the year. Then, one day when the last snow of winter melts, you get raped by the one creature you never expected to rape you. It's insidious.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:30:47 2015 No.14461828

>Instructing the kiki to bathe with me
>Instructing the kiki to wash my back
>Washing the kiki's back despite the fact that "A master doing such a thing to their servant is improper!"
>Taking the kik's virginity on the slippery tiled floor of the large, ornate, and steam bathroom
>Cuddling the kiki in the large bath as she pouts

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:38:38 2015 No.14461840 >>14461814 >How in the love of fuck do real life pandas exist? A bunch of chinese zoo keepers with nothing better to do devoted to keeping them that way. They would be extinct without human intervention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:39:42 2015 No.14461841 >>14461814 Honestly, the more I see/read about pandas the more I wonder why we try and stop them from going extinct. They obviously aren't trying very hard to survive themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:40:36 2015 No.14461842 >>14461840 There's around 300 in captivity, 1600 in the wild.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:41:30 2015 No.14461845 >>14461841 But how did they even survive that long?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:45:22 2015 No.14461855 >>14461845 They probably had a different diet/habits before the whole urbanization of China.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:51:23 2015 No.14461870 >>14461828 >Making her clean the dishes >Fucking her while she cleans the dishes >Fucking her while she protests while she cleans the dishes >Making her continue cleaning the dishes while you fuck her while she protests while she cleans the dishes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:54:42 2015 No.14461878 Anybody here still reading Anonymoose Saga? Do you know if a map of that world was ever been drawn by some drawfag?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:58:07 2015 No.14461886 >>14461828 Why would she be pouting when she's getting promoted to wife status soon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:59:55 2015 No.14461891 >>14461886 because it was too forward and she would've preferred if her master was more direct and "took her" on his large, comfortable, and well-made (by her) bed

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:01:58 2015 No.14461896

>>14461841
Breeding is a very caloric intensive process. They have one of the lowest calorie foods that they subsist on. So they can't afford to do it often. And like an elephant, they're big enough nothing really preys on them so they can afford to take their time. However, they rely on vast tracts of bamboo forest which shrink all the time.

It's kind of like black footed ferrets. They evolved to take advantage of the prairie dog colonies that used to have populations of millions. When those got busted up and plowed over with the settlement of the west, that big food supply just disappeared. Now prairie dogs themselves don't need much to make it. A few hundred individuals in a particular colony is just fine. But that's not near enough to sustain a population of ferrets. And that's why the last wild ones died out in the 1920's. But since they make great pets, there's more of the little buggers around than there were a hundred years ago.

Pandas have the advantage of being iconic, rare, and beloved all over the world. They'll make it. The Chinese have done it before. Ginkgo would be extinct without their cultivation of it, and that's about the oldest broad leaf there is one of the most amazing living fossils. Now it's so common it's in hundreds of bullshit herbal supplements globally.

If they weren't so tough to breed, pandas would be like tigers with tens of thousands in captivity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:03:46 2015 No.14461899 >>14461878 No but I'd be interested in more maps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:10:07 2015 No.14461911 File: 110 KB, 335x500, asdf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Did you hug your imouto today, oniichan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:12:56 2015 No.14461919 >>14461911 No; she's too far away in some other college, and she never hugs me back anyways. Witches are cute though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:14:35 2015 No.14461927 >>14461911 I have no little sister! leave or I will throw you out the window!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:14:56 2015 No.14461930 >>14461911 I have no imouto. No Onee-san either, but the difference is, I actually want an onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:15:44 2015 No.14461935 >>14461911 shut up onee-san, you are drunk and I'm not letting you into my bed again

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:24:07 2015 No.14461961 >>14461911 I have no little sister. Have an older sister though. I hate her so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:24:24 2015 No.14461964 >>14461935 you say that but then she's just squints her eyes and licks her lips, staying her ground what do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:51:25 2015 No.14462020 >>14461899 >more maps You mean that there are already some?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:53:01 2015 No.14462022 >>14462020 Yeah, Peny drew one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:01:34 2015 No.14462040 >>14462022 Also, wasn't nyan doing one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:03:49 2015 No.14462044 File: 1.39 MB, 1280x1280, 1449587029793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:05:55 2015 No.14462049
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>>14460069
It's not about the tier that the girl belongs to, but how devoted they are to you you PLEBEIAN.

I'd still take a Star-Spawn of Cthulhu or Black Spawn of Shib-Niggurath or even a Hound of Tindalos if a Shoggoth isn't available

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:24:59 2015 No.14462091 What food would your waifu make for you, and what food would you make for your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:32:59 2015 No.14462109 http://i.imgur.com/fjqGOZU.jpg Goddamnit when is it going to be translated

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:34:11 2015 No.14462111 >>14462109 I want it too anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:34:23 2015 No.14462112 File: 912 KB, 1200x900, 1447037228597.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462044 Nice belly on that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:41:48 2015 No.14462133 >>14462044 I forgot the name of the person who drew this, if someone know can you kindly point me in the direction of their pixiv?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:49:53 2015 No.14462148 >>14462133 Are you stipid? Never heard of iqdb/saucenao before? Here http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2940418

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:52:17 2015 No.14462155 File: 19 KB, 228x227, 1436932605077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462148 WELP! DON'T WANNA CLICK THAT AGAIN!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:56:01 2015 No.14462161 >>14462148 go fuck yourself I forgot that it existed, thanks for reminding me, stilll go fuck yourself though

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:57:24 2015 No.14462162 >>14462091 She would make the classic anime meat on a bone, she eats practically everything anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:59:44 2015 No.14462170 >>14462162 We need a little wendigo eating one of those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:02:19 2015 No.14462176 >>14462148 That did work, but i found it by going back thru my history

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:03:42 2015 No.14462178 File: 993 KB, 1280x1280, cuffs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462044

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:04:53 2015 No.14462181 File: 176 KB, 750x698, uni2_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461911 You'd better believe it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:09:56 2015 No.14462187 >>14462161 Topkek Do people unironically get triggered by pics?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:16:22 2015 No.14462201 >>14462187 Well, triggered isn't the right word for it, but nonetheless, that pic was pretty gross, really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:18:09 2015 No.14462208 >>14462201 Not him, but it was pretty meh. There wasn't even blood its like it was all drained and the meat refrigerated. Just meat at that point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:20:14 2015 No.14462212 >>14462170 >Tearing a stretchy piece off >Happy little Wendigo who got meat It would be too cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:23:46 2015 No.14462220 File: 581 KB, 1200x1600, 1440650638168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462178 >you will never have a childlike shortstack succubus/demon that likes to wander around your house in werecat cosplay gear

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:30:38 2015 No.14462229 File: 679 KB, 762x1000, 1421610692443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PSA time. Fluffy ears are adorable, but please treat their owners with the respect they deserve.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:31:13 2015 No.14462230

>>14462201
You think that was gross?
You should watch some of genki-genki porn
Living squirming worms/frogs/eels and other stuff being shown into pussy pussy/ass/mouth. Dildo made entirely of pierced cockroaches on a stick etc
I'm talking about IRL porn, obviously
Great stuff. Highly recommend you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:31:49 2015 No.14462233 >>14462212 No such thing as too cute. It must be made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:33:49 2015 No.14462237 >>14461785 How did you see through such a genius guise, you infantile investigator?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:39:19 2015 No.14462247 File: 725 KB, 1020x1440, 1443909172275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462229 Kissing and licking wolfgirl ears! Breathing and whispering loving things to them! Making them orgasm from ASMR stimulation alone!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:41:34 2015 No.14462251 >>14462247 >being on the giving end of the ASMR This is new and scary.

>>	swiss Momo Tue Dec 8 11:50:05 2015 No.14462277 File: 182 KB, 864x864, 1449572123339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] to quote a fellow Alp Quest reader >thank that guy two threads ago for mentioning the /d/rawthread to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:51:58 2015 No.14462280 >>14462277 10/10 Would bully till pregnant

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:52:30 2015 No.14462284 >>14462277 >Bully me instead Textbook Alp-behavior.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:55:48 2015 No.14462299 >>14462277 I want to be bullied as an Alp!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:55:53 2015 No.14462300 >>14462277 she gotta faaaat spadetail god damn

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:56:13 2015 No.14462301 >>14462299 This massive M-aura! It's overwhelming!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:56:21 2015 No.14462302 >>14462299 I'll grab the milk!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:56:55 2015 No.14462304 >>14462277 Nice, catchy style.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:57:24 2015 No.14462306 >>14462277 >bully me 0/10 wouldn't waifu'd, into the trash she goes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:59:17 2015 No.14462311 >>14462306 Here's a gentleman who aims to please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:59:29 2015 No.14462312 >>14462277 Why are Alps the best? I want to be an alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:00:32 2015 No.14462316 >>14462312 You! You get minomilk! Let's see you be a cute alp if you have muscles!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:01:09 2015 No.14462321 >>14462277 I can't bully, so I'd just cuddle her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:01:18 2015 No.14462322 File: 238 KB, 395x479, 1443802201884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462277 >necrosmo

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:02:01 2015 No.14462326
File: 552 KB, 688x875, 1443412499357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14462251
I thought so too, at first.
Of course, if you don't want to, you wouldn't even need to actually say anything. Just breathe, blow, kiss, suck and lick. A wolfgirl wouldn't be too hard to read for reactions. Just see how you make her ears flick, her tail wag, and react in general.
If you do want to say things though, maybe make up a loose script beforehand. Talk about how perfect she is, focusing on every part of her body, starting at her toes and moving all the way up to the tips of her ears. Intersperse it with actions like blowing and breathing, and ask her if it feels nice. Hell, maybe you could even roleplay with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:05:29 2015 No.14462337 >>14462326 I've become the MC of Sadopaideia, growing from sub to dom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:06:48 2015 No.14462340 How do I get the monoeye-girl to think I'm cool?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:07:48 2015 No.14462341 >>14462340 Become a skater, dude. Chicks dig skaters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:08:13 2015 No.14462344 If you had a male cat, could you end up double-fucked with an Alp Cait-Sith on your hands?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:09:48 2015 No.14462347 >>14462277 Alps are cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:10:28 2015 No.14462349 >>14462344 You mean double lucky

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:11:13 2015 No.14462351 File: 552 KB, 600x666, 1440384083207.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462344

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:13:27 2015 No.14462354 File: 512 KB, 850x1100, 1431585847241.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons, I need you to watch my daughter while me and her mother go Christmas shopping.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:13:45 2015 No.14462356

>>14462351
Boss. A sniper has been eliminating people in the Zipangu region. Rumor has it that the last thing they ever hear is the howl of a wolf. I don't know how relevant it is, but we've obtained a recording of it.
>AWOOOOO~
Your mission is to find this sniper and stop the killings. The method is up to you, as long as you get the job done. Try to listen for wolf howls and see if you can find the source.
Good luck Boss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:14:44 2015 No.14462359 >>14462354 She gon git fish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:14:46 2015 No.14462360 >>14462354 Sure thing! Come along little tyke, I'll show you the collection of Takehiko Inoue's watercolors from Vagabond I bought!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:17:55 2015 No.14462371 >>14462356 Go away Miller.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:18:48 2015 No.14462373 >>14462371 He can't, he's haunting the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:19:40 2015 No.14462375 >>14462354 I'm gonna cum inside

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:19:43 2015 No.14462377 >>14462354 Does she like to shoot bullet hell laser labyrinths at me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:21:26 2015 No.14462384 >>14462373 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:23:39 2015 No.14462393 >>14462354 As long as you know that I am in no way responsible if my daughteru tries to teach her lewd games.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:26:05 2015 No.14462401 Y'all are retarded. He's not picking the kid up, he's dropping it off for good. I saw him talking to your parents earlier this week, it's an arranged marriage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:27:08 2015 No.14462407 >>14462354 You want me to marry her, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:27:15 2015 No.14462408 >>14460317 >Cheshire-Mindflayer I don't want to play anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:27:15 2015 No.14462409 >>14462401 And this will affect my plan to show her good artwork how?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:29:02 2015 No.14462410 >>14462408 They're far! They're near! They're gone! They're here! They're in! They're out! They're all about! They're quick, they're slick, they're insincere! Be wary! Be wary! Be very, very wary!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:30:09 2015 No.14462415 >>14462408 Too bad, your purple cat can now interface with your mind directly on top of everything else. I hope you're ready to give her tentacle kittens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:30:18 2015 No.14462418 >>14462408 >Anon. Just for shits and giggles, I'm gonna replace all your knowledge with fine dining. And breathing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:30:42 2015 No.14462419 File: 89 KB, 330x328, 1449595842147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462408

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:33:08 2015 No.14462426 >>14460317 >Vampire-Devil So my waifu is now a blue skinned shape shifted vampire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:34:21 2015 No.14462431 >>14462426 She's a vampire with blue skin who is a master of infernal magic and has hips that don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:34:55 2015 No.14462434 File: 1.70 MB, 1343x1859, 1428504168133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's rock!

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:36:36 2015 No.14462439

>>14462337
Yep. Having monstergirls play and whisper into your ears is nice, but how about making them feel just as good? Or even better?
Just imagine an elf squirming in pleasure as you gently lick every inch of her ears, stroking her hair the whole time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:37:32 2015 No.14462444 >>14462439 Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man~

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:49:39 2015 No.14462476 File: 365 KB, 1280x917, Alternate ways to earn Praise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462434

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:50:08 2015 No.14462479 >>14462434 OTP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:54:34 2015 No.14462494 File: 2.23 MB, 1191x1684, 53945473_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to praise the maids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:56:19 2015 No.14462499 >>14462494 Meido majikku?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:58:04 2015 No.14462506 >>14462494 I will praise the maeido with headpats. And make sure that she's actually taking her milk rations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:00:18 2015 No.14462510 File: 187 KB, 265x265, 1385927067604.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462494 I already praise my mistress

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:05:23 2015 No.14462525 >>14462510 You're an inspiration to us all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:05:58 2015 No.14462529 >>14462444 Giving pleasure to monstergirls is just the best. Imagine performing ASMR on a werebat. She'd be so sensitive to it, just a single tickle of your breath would be enough to make her squeak tingle all the way down her spine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:06:35 2015 No.14462532 >>14462510 I give my mistress Hathor milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:06:42 2015 No.14462534 >>14462529 Of my virtue I am justly proud~

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:06:42 2015 No.14462535 >>14462510 Beat her meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:07:24 2015 No.14462539 >>14462532 Thick Haughty Vampires

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:09:15 2015 No.14462545 >>14462532 With her consent I hope, or she will punish you by putting your face below her healthy ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:10:01 2015 No.14462549 >>14462545 I want an Amazon to teach me how to dive for pearls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:10:38 2015 No.14462554 >>14462545 I know these people Anon. That'll just make him give her even more until she's got a rear that shows through her jacket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:11:07 2015 No.14462555 >>14462545 >consent But I like being punished by my thick haughty mistress!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:13:17 2015 No.14462560 >>14462555 Then you're a bad servant

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:13:27 2015 No.14462561 I'm going to marry a oppai Baphomet and convert her to Christianity!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:13:48 2015 No.14462562 >>14462560 A servant who needs to be punished no doubt! And bullied!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:14:47 2015 No.14462565 >>14462560 Can't a man take pleasure in having his thick, haughty vampire mistress wrap her meaty thighs around his head and lock him against her puffy vulva, demanding he tongue clean her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:15:33 2015 No.14462568 >>14462562 She'll get bored of punishing you someday and just have other people do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:16:20 2015 No.14462570 >>14462562 >>14462565 But you should get that as reward, not as punishment!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:16:48 2015 No.14462572 I want to run a ski resort staffed by single kiki's and each fall I'd have to find new young kiki's to replace all the ones that got married off in the last year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:16:58 2015 No.14462573 >>14462568 Well I don't want to be punished by other people, I want to be punished by her! Come on, what do i have to do to be punished?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:19:10 2015 No.14462581

>>14462570
Should it?
Or maybe it's an ever softening vampire's attempts to remain in control even as her new bra is burst by a continually growing bust.
Her breasts heavy, huge, and soft now, lewd pillows that look more fit for a pleasure slave than the head of a vampire house.

That doesn't even count her extremely wide hips which are begging for breeding and a great rear that could be used like a shelf, her body built for lewd things now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:19:17 2015 No.14462583 Good morning neets, how's it going? Make sure your daughteru brushes her teeth before she goes to school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:20:03 2015 No.14462585 >>14462573 If you like being punished, then it's not punishment. She'll just hand you off the the other servants or to any friends for a day until you stop acting out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:26:29 2015 No.14462604 >>14462585 I wonder what horrors await a slave handed over to the depraved whims of Art Fairy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:26:31 2015 No.14462605 >>14462585 But I don't want to leave her side, I'm her slave, not theirs'!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:27:44 2015 No.14462608 >>14462605 That's why it is punishment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:29:14 2015 No.14462619 >>14462585 Ignoring him won't stop him Anon. The vampire's just going to get thicker and meatier as the ANon keeps giving her the milk. >>14462605 Why not add the servants into the mix? Soften all of them up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:29:39 2015 No.14462622 >>14462608 Well I don't want that punishment, I want a different punishment. That punishment is too much like... You know. I just want to be bullied by my thick pudgy mean mistress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:30:40 2015 No.14462626 File: 1.00 MB, 1198x1860, 1437411475187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462581 >you will never milk your top heavy Vampire motheru

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:31:30 2015 No.14462628 File: 337 KB, 700x990, dc5230300542374c9d127e67bb7ebb41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462583 Making sure she brushes her teeth and giving her headpats before she's out the door. Or headpat the waifu just because.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:32:43 2015 No.14462631

>>14462626
Oh my, that would take quite a bit for her to actually start lactating.
Can you imagine how embarrassed she must feel when, during a meeting with a nearby ghoul matriarch, her shirt is marred by stains at her first milking?

That doesn't even factor in that those tanks would be resting on the table at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:33:03 2015 No.14462634 я люблю мою кикимору

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:33:14 2015 No.14462636 >>14462604 She'll make you study Loomis, Vilppu and Hampton. When you git gud enough, she'll make you grind hands for the end goal of you drawing all the handholding fetish porn she wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:33:41 2015 No.14462638 >>14462634 Get out of here Stalker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:33:58 2015 No.14462640 >>14462634 I don't

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:34:15 2015 No.14462642 >>14462634 vodka putin vodka vodka

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:34:33 2015 No.14462643 >>14462604 Tasteful and not so tasteful nudes will be sold to any art collector that wants them. >>14462622 That's why you're being handed off to a lich as a guinea pig, or calming down the servants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:34:42 2015 No.14462644 >>14462636 This is harrowing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:34:45 2015 No.14462645 >>14462634 Bien por ti

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:36:04 2015 No.14462647 >>14462622 You know what you need to do, right anon? She can't make you go if she can't move. Up the dosage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:36:08 2015 No.14462649 File: 310 KB, 1233x1800, 1437411715779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462631 Worst (best) of this, she will force you to take responsibility and milk her in private

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:38:17 2015 No.14462653 File: 166 KB, 800x648, 1444564226519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462634 Я тоже. And I mean your Kiki. Meido NTR NOW!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:39:23 2015 No.14462658 >>14462653 >being an asshole for no reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:39:27 2015 No.14462659 >>14462653 Why is Kiki sad? :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:39:56 2015 No.14462661 >>14462659 > :(

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:40:59 2015 No.14462664

>>14462649
Of course.
Can you imagine what it would be like the first time she asked you to milk her?
She'd shrug off her elegant clothes so that you can see her over full milkbags barely contained by a black, lacy bra.

Would you milk her from the front so you can see her stern gaze boring into you with a pink blush on her face or would you go it from behind so she has her modesty but must feel your erect member pressing into her softened rear?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:41:16 2015 No.14462665 >>14462659 thinkgen of clean

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:42:50 2015 No.14462673 >>14462661 Why so angry? :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:43:05 2015 No.14462674 File: 72 KB, 627x353, ss (2015-12-08 at 07.39.00).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Streaming as promised. https://picarto.tv/monorus

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:43:50 2015 No.14462677

>>14462664
I don't know anon, it sounds like you're too much in control. She's your mother and forcing you to do this, it should be more like her forcing your face against her breasts, almost without air to breathe, while she strokes your hair and tells you how much of a bad boy you've been

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:44:06 2015 No.14462679 >>14462674 I like forward to seeing this piece in color.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:45:35 2015 No.14462682 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x492, 1448468833442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462653 Is it time for NTR?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:47:02 2015 No.14462686 >>14462674 You're too good for us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:47:55 2015 No.14462690 >>14462682 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:48:10 2015 No.14462692 >>14462653 >>14462682 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:48:32 2015 No.14462694 >>14462677 That just makes me want to be a badder boy. Sneaking ever more into her drink and food until she's got some ever more massive udders that need my hands to milk them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:52:58 2015 No.14462703 >>14462694 But what if she wants to keep her figure and starts to feel bad about it? Will you stop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:54:36 2015 No.14462706 File: 32 KB, 1024x726, 1449600876883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a spooky?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:56:20 2015 No.14462713 >>14462703 I just need to make her appreciate it more, complimenting her large breasts and telling her how even the holstaur's would marvel at them. A figure worthy for a queen of the dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:57:00 2015 No.14462714 I like to think when aquatic girls like Krakens or Mermaids swear,all that comes out is Dolphin noises.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:57:27 2015 No.14462715 >>14462277 I still don't know what a good guy like you is doing here, Swissguy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:57:45 2015 No.14462717 >>14462674 Oh Abigail, Abigail. One day you will serve me as a bunny girl. >>14462714 Spongebob pls go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:58:10 2015 No.14462718 File: 131 KB, 650x855, 6d0d009c9aee28cc219bf59f9a5e71bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462706 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:00:27 2015 No.14462723 >>14462682 I'm still mildly amused that someone actually produced a game based on Mizuryu Kei's Slut-Family. Some pretty hot CGs from the looks of it too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:01:12 2015 No.14462725 >>14462682 That is some chesire tier shit eating grins

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:08:57 2015 No.14462737 File: 488 KB, 966x1400, 009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462718 >jap urban legends mgs Fuck that shit Too spooky

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:09:43 2015 No.14462740 File: 950 KB, 500x500, SPOOKY VIDEO DO NOT OPEN.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462706 Heck yeah.

>>	swiss Momo Tue Dec 8 14:09:51 2015 No.14462741 >>14462715 just dropping some occasional translations and slowly spreading Alp love also it's kinda fun to watch some of the hilariously ridiculous shitstorms here

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:09:57 2015 No.14462742 >>14458665 His son is living the life

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:10:50 2015 No.14462744 >>14462740 Spooky

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:12:12 2015 No.14462748 >>14462741 That does make sense, you did stick around the GuP threads during hiatus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:12:40 2015 No.14462749 >>14462741 I love alps I'll still alp for you, please remember my offer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:13:55 2015 No.14462752 >>14462706 That depends. How spooky is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:14:11 2015 No.14462753 File: 2.52 MB, 2500x3450, 3b7faf20cbc82d920ee836916042e34c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462737 They need love too you know

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:15:16 2015 No.14462755 >>14462741 >some of the hilariously ridiculous shitstorms here Such as?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:17:35 2015 No.14462757 >>14461788 She was so insanely hot in this doujin. That cursed armor was criminally sexy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:18:04 2015 No.14462759 >>14462755 The constant shitstorms that arise when people get butthurt over skub, and all the falseflaggers who just make things worse.

>>	swiss Momo Tue Dec 8 14:18:36 2015 No.14462762 >>14462748 that's because I use them to drop /ak/ related scanlations, ect. >>14462749 and I keep telling you that this would only end in forbidden love >>14462755 pretty much any of the regular shitstorm topics

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:19:14 2015 No.14462763 >>14462753 Hasshaku-sama is actually pretty yandere going by Kloahs hmanga, so I'm surprised she's letting the other two tittie monsters near her shota.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:21:26 2015 No.14462768 >>14462763 "Letting". Just see how she's grabbing him. Is it wrong if I want to be that shota

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:22:21 2015 No.14462770 >>14462762 >and I keep telling you that this would only end in forbidden love Let it end so then. The forbidden fruit is the sweetest

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:22:25 2015 No.14462771 >>14462741 Spreading the Alp love? Here? Where we whack them all with sticks? Bah! Humbug!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:22:47 2015 No.14462773 >>14462768 Only if it's wrong for me to get an alice so hooked on muscle builders that she turns into a minitank.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:23:38 2015 No.14462776 >>14462771 >Bah Humbug I want the Alps of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to teach you the true meaning of both Christmas and Alps!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:24:22 2015 No.14462777 File: 427 KB, 862x1200, 49112666_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462768 >Is it wrong if I want to be that shota A lot of men would kill to be surrounded by that much oppai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:24:30 2015 No.14462778 >>14462776 I want to dress those three alps in skimpy, christmas themed outfits and engage in a threesome.

>>	swiss Momo Tue Dec 8 14:27:29 2015 No.14462789 >>14462771 shhh, why do you think some anons always forget to bring the sticks/rope? And why do you think the single anon that gets picked to get them from the dark remote storage closet always takes so long to return?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:27:48 2015 No.14462790 File: 14 KB, 85x82, 1353288083985.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Plant girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:28:57 2015 No.14462792 File: 588 KB, 1091x955, AlrauneFanart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462790 Big plant girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:29:27 2015 No.14462797 File: 40 KB, 117x162, dryad00.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:30:43 2015 No.14462801 File: 73 KB, 300x400, Dryad_Card.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:31:58 2015 No.14462803 File: 20 KB, 100x129, 1384992399970.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:32:40 2015 No.14462806 >>14462803 What is that glowing leaf doing to that tiny forest child?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:33:04 2015 No.14462809 Thick, leafy plants?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:33:11 2015 No.14462810 >>14462797 >>14462801 >>14462803 >>14462803 You don't need to dump images, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:34:02 2015 No.14462812 >>14462797 Ragnarok sure had some neat enemy designs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:41:53 2015 No.14462828 >>14462810 Shut up, faggot. Anon will do what anon wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:45:44 2015 No.14462846 File: 176 KB, 1016x1313, bcf92fb0430418da74497b1c6aa5f1e1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462777 >tfw not born in a 2D world filled with Kloah girls. This isn't fair.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:54:13 2015 No.14462870

>>14462846
I'd just settle for a world where monstergirls are a thing.
Both them and humanity living together in relative peace would be preferable. I wouldn't want some war where I get forcefully husbando'd when my weak ass loses a fight Even if it were up against a huge Werewolf Captain who uses me as a daki every night and considers me the most important part of her pack

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:58:12 2015 No.14462881 Someone else here with a human waifu likes to imagine what species would she be as a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:59:24 2015 No.14462884 File: 542 KB, 1250x1000, why the fuck are her feet off frame this is bullshit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting this rare Haohi, keep her safe

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:06:38 2015 No.14462900 I want to build an Onee-san Golem who constantly says "Roger Roger"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:07:17 2015 No.14462902 >>14462846 Dear god..look at the size of those things.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:09:34 2015 No.14462906
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>You will never be the target of a Shirohebi "assassin", a member of an elite team of monsters sent to convert anti-monster men into eager husband material.
>she will never win you over through pure charm and seduction, considering her mission a failure if she needs to use magic or drugs to infatuate you
>You will never hate monsters, have a pathological fear of snakes, and a fear of intimacy, and yet stand no chance against her charms regardless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:11:16 2015 No.14462910 >>14462906 >You will never make her groan by yelling 'There's a snake in my bed!' every morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:13:06 2015 No.14462917 >>14462906 >You will never sacrifice her to Cthulhu

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:14:49 2015 No.14462918 >>14462884 >no feet ___Good___.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:18:48 2015 No.14462924 File: 34 KB, 99x114, isis00.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:20:11 2015 No.14462925 File: 25 KB, 133x171, maya00.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462812

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:21:48 2015 No.14462927 File: 26 KB, 77x103, medusa00.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:25:36 2015 No.14462939 >>14462917 >She will never sacrifice your virginity to the Demon Lord, and make you scream her praises as you both reach mutual orgasm

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:27:27 2015 No.14462944 >>14462884 >dat filename kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:27:49 2015 No.14462945 I want to pat the chief god's head

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:27:59 2015 No.14462947 File: 46 KB, 126x187, joker00.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462925

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:28:55 2015 No.14462949 >>14462789 Well it is a dark and remote place where no-one can hear the Alps go ky... oh. OH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:29:48 2015 No.14462950 >>14462945 I want to pat the chef god's head and compliment their wonderful souffle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:32:25 2015 No.14462957 I want to sexually FUCK some sort of hypothetical monster-girl hybrid

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:35:21 2015 No.14462962

>>14462957
I want to have my waifu become the spider in a web of intelligence, pulling the STRINKs of countless intelligence agencies, causing conflicts both minor, major and global, and playing the stock market all the while petting my head and laughing maniacally!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:39:35 2015 No.14462978 >>14462957 Wait, so you're saying like a combination of a monster AND a girl? How would that even work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:40:58 2015 No.14462980 >>14462978 I'll tell you, but you gotta let me poop on your chest.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Dec 8 15:43:18 2015 No.14462986 http://www.gomanga.com/articles/extraextra/seven-seas-educates-monster-fan-masses-with-license-of-monster-girl-encyclopedia/817

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:44:24 2015 No.14462991 >>14462986 Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:44:28 2015 No.14462993 >>14462986 Fucking hell why

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:44:41 2015 No.14462994 File: 211 KB, 500x1000, c2dd0a40c323063787ef8455fc2d05f2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462902 All the better to suffocate you between them

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:45:01 2015 No.14462996 >>14462986 ...You what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:45:41 2015 No.14462998 >>14462986 Lets see how many puns they put into this one...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:45:58 2015 No.14462999 File: 650 KB, 320x480, 1382386790048.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 Oh well, it was nice while it lasted

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:46:04 2015 No.14463001 >>14462986 This is a joke, right? This has to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:46:05 2015 No.14463003 File: 40 KB, 300x252, 1432567889129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 That's it. I'm calling it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:47:05 2015 No.14463005 >>14462986 >all the writefagging is now fanfiction Oh dear lord.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:47:08 2015 No.14463006 >>14462986 Oh boy, can't wait to put this on my bookshelf for all to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:47:48 2015 No.14463007 >>14462986 This is why we need public executions. Remove kikes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:48:04 2015 No.14463008 File: 156 KB, 600x887, fine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 This is fine Why?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:48:10 2015 No.14463009

>When the kikimora inhabits a house, she lives behind the stove or in the cellar, and usually produces noises similar to those made by the mice in order to obtain food.

Picture this. Before you actually marry her, she lives humbly in the basement, her small little bed next to the furnace.

Also: Imagine her making "noises similar to those made by the mice" (???) when she's hungry and looking at you expectantly.

>Kikimory (in plural) were the first traditional explanation for sleep paralysis in Russian folklore.

Picture this too. Getting raped in your sleep by the kiki and forced to watch while being unable to do anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:48:25 2015 No.14463010 >>14462986 Leaving these threads isn't as scary as it sounds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKQNAc5HXXw&index=48&list=PLL-GuEbD-2_t53reVQ3vdwS39lneNU9GS

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:48:25 2015 No.14463011 >>14462986 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:48:26 2015 No.14463012 >>14462986 All the things you love will eventually turn to shit. Such is live.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:48:58 2015 No.14463014 >>14462986 ...okay this has gotta mean it's going to be censored. >>14462994 The best way to suffocate. >>14463005 It kind of always was.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:49:22 2015 No.14463015
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>>14462986
>Monster Girl Encyclopedia will be released on September 20, 2016
There's still a lot of time between now and then.

But what the fuck are they going to about Wonderland and the Sabbath?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:49:24 2015 No.14463016 >>14462986 How the fuck are they going to deal with all the parts about incest, and little girls, and corruption, and extreme hedonism? Fuck's sake

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:50:10 2015 No.14463018 File: 107 KB, 777x610, 1449532071080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462994 Best boat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:50:14 2015 No.14463019 >>14462986 Why is this a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:50:34 2015 No.14463020 File: 1.89 MB, 286x210, 1445353183976.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 So how are they gonna translate the Sabbath part? Remove them completely?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:50:42 2015 No.14463021 >>14462991 >>14462993 >>14462999 Why are you guys so mad about this? KC is gonna get paid, which means we are gonna get more material. Do you guys hate OC that much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:51:06 2015 No.14463022 File: 174 KB, 279x400, why-god-why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:51:23 2015 No.14463024 >>14463015 >>14463016 They say it's uncensored...which makes zero sense. I mean can you imagine the backlash from this? Why would any sane company do this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:51:30 2015 No.14463025 File: 353 KB, 871x2048, 1445861672403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snakes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:51:32 2015 No.14463026 >>14463021 JIDF pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:51:47 2015 No.14463027 File: 83 KB, 510x640, 1436326332538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh what's wrong? Can't wake up? Too bad!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:51:49 2015 No.14463028 >>14462986 so does this mean the mge site is going to get a c&d letter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:52:26 2015 No.14463029 >>14463009 >They traditionally like knitting, sewing, and spinning too imagine your kiki making you top-quality sweaters, carves, and coats constantly

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:53:21 2015 No.14463030 File: 66 KB, 171x233, there's worse things than death here.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 YOU FUCKING WHAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:53:24 2015 No.14463031 >>14463028 Oh shit Probably But they didn't c&d EMG translation, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:53:25 2015 No.14463032 File: 386 KB, 387x537, 1427882192671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE NORMIES, BOYS

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:53:50 2015 No.14463035 >>14462986 hello darkness, my oldest friend...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:53:57 2015 No.14463036 >>14463021 >Seven Seas brand translations >OC Hell, their only redeeming factor is that they're a teyny tiny bit less shit than Translator-fags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:53:58 2015 No.14463037 >>14463016 >>14463020 Oh without a doubt those parts are getting cut out. Not to mention they're probably going to make the girls 3DPD as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:55:09 2015 No.14463039 >>14463036 teeny-tiny*

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:55:30 2015 No.14463043 >>14463028 The best part is this is 4chan. Things will stay the same for us, even if the sites dedicated to MGE will fall. The Sabbath faction shit is going to cause so much asshurt in normalfags though, I have no idea why Seven Seas is doing this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:55:49 2015 No.14463044 File: 570 KB, 952x716, 1344572501608.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:55:59 2015 No.14463045 >>14463037 The article says it's going to be "totally uncensored". which tells me that the heads of the company have gone completely insane.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:56:01 2015 No.14463046 Oh my god guys, get over your SEKRET CLUB mentality. Do you think 4chan is some sort of underground darknet site? This is already far past obscurity

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:56:06 2015 No.14463047 >>14463016 >In cases of species like the Dark Elves, the daughters' father will often be the first TO EAT LUNCH WITH HER >Kikimora calls you boss >The Sabbath seeks to teach men about the wonders of FULL GROWN WOMEN WITH SLIM CHESTS

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:56:12 2015 No.14463048 File: 62 KB, 594x383, 1378172468719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 >>14463021 HAHAHAAHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:56:18 2015 No.14463049 >>14463021 Do you want these threads turn into the /a/ EMG threads?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:57:21 2015 No.14463052 >>14463049 *to turn

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:57:23 2015 No.14463053 >>14463047 I kinda want this because it'd be funny. >Kikimora calls you boss I...would be okay with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:57:29 2015 No.14463054 >>14463045 Bull fucking shit it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:57:32 2015 No.14463055 File: 56 KB, 300x300, 1407492049138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463018 >Implying

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:57:33 2015 No.14463056 >>14463046 Shut up faggot >>14463047 Wake me up from this nightmare

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:58:21 2015 No.14463061 >>14463039 *itsy-bitsy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:58:27 2015 No.14463062 >>14463009 This sounds strangely appealing for some reason. That, I can picture her squeaking slightly in her sleep as she cuddles me post-coitus

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:58:42 2015 No.14463063 File: 363 KB, 788x1000, 1449533629232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463055 Alright fine, all Abyssals are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:58:49 2015 No.14463065 Well. This is going to be interesting

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:58:59 2015 No.14463066 File: 2.21 MB, 200x174, 1445815016895.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 There is no god.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:59:02 2015 No.14463067 [DELETED]

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>>14463032
The normies aren't even the worst of what it's going to bring. Once it's on the radar, the SJWs are gonna be all the fuck over it and ruin god damn fucking everything. I want the head of whoever okay'd this on a god damned spike.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:59:37 2015 No.14463069 File: 149 KB, 849x1200, 42234731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463055 Re is just a Lich who forgot her meds and now thinks she's a ship.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:59:52 2015 No.14463072 >>14463024 I'm not worried. It'll go down in flames just like the time they tried to localize that one series with the second grader trying to seduce/incriminate her teacher.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:59:54 2015 No.14463070 >>14463045 Bullshit Just ad talks There is no way they are going to release books with pedomorphosis and other stuff Most likely this >>14463047 So they are going to translate only profiles? No world guide or world info?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:00:01 2015 No.14463073

>>14463054
It's what the article says. I mean I'm kinda wondering if this is an elaborate prank since...well if I was the head of a company, and someone said "Hey, we should translate that Monster Girl Encyclopedia and sell it" I would say no because it would be a fucking nightmare to market it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:00:29 2015 No.14463074 >>14463067 KC will just laugh at them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:01:03 2015 No.14463076 >>14463067 Well, we still have a year to abandon this ship

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:01:35 2015 No.14463078 >>14463043 I dunno man, I like having a website where I can search profiles for drawing references and bits of fanart. Better start saving pages then I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:02:07 2015 No.14463082 >>14463067 >SJW Literally who cares KC won't give a fuck since he apparently a lone salary man doing MGE in his free time as escapist fantasies

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:02:09 2015 No.14463083

>>14463070
I just think the very fact they're considering this is baffling. I mean EMG is pretty tame as MG stuff goes relatively speaking and if you're trying to cash in on that it'll fail.
>>14463072
Oh yeah, seems like people don't learn their lesson. I give it a month before the backlash calls them to pull it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:02:31 2015 No.14463086 >>14463016 >monsters no longer rape, they just politely ask to marry you >the king of Lescatie was bored of being king and just gave the job to Druella. The characters who became monsters did so because they wanted it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:02:40 2015 No.14463089 >>14463073 What if it sells and takes off like that fifty shades of grey garbage. God I hope that doesn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:02:48 2015 No.14463090 Oppai-Sabbath and Onee-Sabbath for life

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:02:55 2015 No.14463091 >>14463067 >SJWs >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:03:42 2015 No.14463095 >>14463086 >>monsters no longer rape, they just politely ask to marry you I'm fine with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:03:48 2015 No.14463096 >>14463091 He's not wrong you know

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:04:05 2015 No.14463098 >>14463076 Even if I knew the way off, I'd go down sinking with it.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:04:31 2015 No.14463099 [DELETED]

>>14463089
>What if it sells and takes off like that fifty shades of grey garbage

There's no way it'll sell. There'll be like 500 articles denouncing it. Unless we have goobergutters buying it to "get back at them and oh god they're going to come here aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:04:39 2015 No.14463100 >>14463076 I don't wanna go anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:04:54 2015 No.14463102 >>14463067 I say the bigger threat is if the soccer moms/right wing catholics get involved. It's pretty much promoting lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:05:26 2015 No.14463108 File: 519 KB, 663x612, LetMeAskYouAboutYourWeiner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 Naw, man, naw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:05:27 2015 No.14463109 Gentlemen. It's been an honor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RcVzevWX4U

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:05:59 2015 No.14463115 >>14463099 >goobergutters Leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:06:01 2015 No.14463116 >>14463099 >15 reasons why MGE triggers muh soggy knee I'd love to read that actually.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Dec 8 16:06:46 2015 No.14463119 >>14463099 Well... MonMusu was on the best seller list for weeks at a time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:06:53 2015 No.14463120 >>14463076 We won't abandon shit, we just have to be more careful with any fags trying to get into these threads

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:07:01 2015 No.14463121 You know for a fact art will get censored too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:07:21 2015 No.14463122 >>14463091 Yes, good goy Ignore the problem and it will go away Except it already killing everything and removing all "problematic" stuff from movies, books, games etc

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:07:21 2015 No.14463123 [DELETED]

>>14463091
They will, though. This is literally a series containing almost everything they demonize. And even if it weren't for them I can definitely see it still getting completely shut down for >>14463102

This is a nightmare made reality and I want off this ride.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:07:56 2015 No.14463125 [DELETED]

>>14463076
There are two ways this is going to go down:
>Seven Seas actually goes through with it and a couple of the sites die for it, but otherwise nothing changes for us here
>Seven Seas puts away the crack pipe and realizes this is suicide, nothing happens to the sites or us here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:07:59 2015 No.14463126 >>14463115 I don't fucking care I don't want either side coming here and turning it into there personal shit flinging war. God knows we have enough of those already. >>14463119 MonMusu is softcore. This is on another level.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:08:25 2015 No.14463127 >>14463120 How exactly are you going to do that on an anonymous image board with no entry barrier, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:08:57 2015 No.14463131 >>14462986 wake_me_up_inside.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:09:07 2015 No.14463132 File: 208 KB, 1000x1000, I'm a Dragon right.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 Can someone explain to me why this is a travesty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:09:31 2015 No.14463134 >>14463126 Go back to /co/ already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:09:32 2015 No.14463135 >>14463127 Just like we did until now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:09:54 2015 No.14463137 >>14463123 The literally worst thing that can happen is it's banned from distribution in the west, so who the fuck cares

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:10:19 2015 No.14463139 [DELETED]

>>14463125
The latter is more likely I say.

>They advertise
>People complain and articles come up denouncing it
>Seven Seas back away and we are left alone

This is one of those cases where people bitching on the internet for something not to get localized is a good thing for us.
>>14463134
I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:10:32 2015 No.14463140 >>14463025 Not gonna lie; I actually would watch a series about Sammy J. and his brown snek kids. Especially if they grew up copying his vocabulary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:10:58 2015 No.14463141 >>14463135 What, by shitposting furiously until our user-created content dies off? It's pointless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:11:49 2015 No.14463144 >>14463137 No, the wot thing that could happen is that it gets popular.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:11:50 2015 No.14463145 >>14463139 >I don't care. Sure you don't faggot.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:11:52 2015 No.14463146 [DELETED]

>>14463099
>There'll be like 500 articles denouncing it
How? MGE is ultra niche thing, barely anyone knows about it. They won't know about it until it's released. And even then most of them won't know unless there would be huge controversy about it

>>14463121
Why? I think profiles don't even have nipples in them, just your average extra ecchi stuff. Or there is? I don't remember

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:11:55 2015 No.14463147 [DELETED]

>>14463119
Manga is small enough to escape their attention for the most part. I browse Tumblr for art and I know for a fact that none of them noticed it was a thing until the anime, when suddenly they went up in arms about it.

>>14463137
The worst thing is they come here and make posting a nightmare. Though if they do manage to get it banned in the west they'll only treat it like they won another moral victory in their backwards "crusade" against things they don't like, and less content that could/should be brought over gets stopped. Like DOA.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:12:04 2015 No.14463148

>>14463132
Everyone's doomsaying because MGE is going to be unleashed on the masses.
Honestly I don't see the problem.
Best case scenario, girls start developing monstergirl fetishes.
Second Worst case scenario, a bunch of buttflustered SJWs try to raid the thread and get banned for their troubles.
Worst case scenario, we have to stop using the worst monstergirls, oh no.
Did anyone bother to check if that article was even real?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:12:11 2015 No.14463149 >>14463141 Yes, better let everyone post what they want, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:12:55 2015 No.14463150 >>14463137 It's going to fuel normalkike witch hunts if it's put in a spotlight. There's no knowing what the masses of subhumans will do when someone gives them an excuse to chimp out over muh soggy knee and muh chillumns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:13:00 2015 No.14463151 >>14461911 My imouto ran away from being drunk on personal happiness above her own family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:13:00 2015 No.14463152 >>14463145 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:13:23 2015 No.14463154 >>14463148 >Did anyone bother to check if that article was even real? Nigga did you actually click the link?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:13:33 2015 No.14463155 >>14463148 >Worst case scenario, we have to stop using the worst monstergirls, oh no. What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:13:51 2015 No.14463156 >>14463149 No, seriously, how are you going to stop them? Unless you're a mod and delete their posts, all you can do is bitch and moan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:13:55 2015 No.14463157 >>14463146 >just your average extra ecchi stuff Isn't Raiju masturbating in her profile art?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:15:18 2015 No.14463164 >>14463147 >I know for a fact that none of them noticed it was a thing until the anime, when suddenly they went up in arms about it. What's there to be offended about?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:15:20 2015 No.14463165

>Seven Seas actually license MGE
>SJWs complain up a storm
>it gets banned
>this does fuck all to Japan
>to KC himself
>or the internet, where we get all our shit from right now

Alternatively:
>they release it but edited and censored to hell, so it isn't even recognizable to us
>we just ignore their travesty version and continue using KC's own site for new entries.

This is going to go fucking nowhere so all this doomsaying is pointless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:15:38 2015 No.14463168 Hopefully something good comes out of it and we get more art of the girls

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:16:09 2015 No.14463170

>>14463154
Shit. Maybe we can get them to back down?
I mean, I know they've kinda found their niche with monstergirl stuff, but this seems like taking a few steps into the pool and then deciding you're ready for the deep end.

>>14463155
Loli a shit. Fight me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:16:37 2015 No.14463172 >>14463165 Yeah pretty much however >edited and censored to hell It'll give us all a good laugh at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:17:11 2015 No.14463174 >>14463165 >all this doomsaying is pointless Sure, but just like with happening threads over at /pol/: It's fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:17:22 2015 No.14463176 >>14463168 Yeah, like raiju fucking sonic, or some other DA tier shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:17:24 2015 No.14463177 >>14463170 >Loli a shit. Fight me. I don't care about lolis, I'm all about onee-sans and christmas cakes, but you're still a faggot for wanting to be okay with banned lolis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:17:24 2015 No.14463178 >>14463165 >>14463168 If anything, for it to potentially survive, they'll have to edit out certain profiles. Dwarf and Alice come to mind right away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:17:54 2015 No.14463182 >>14463170 >but this seems like taking a few steps into the pool and then deciding you're ready for the deep end. Nah this is taking a few steps into the pool and decide now's a good time to dive into the sea with no equipment to find an anglerfish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:19:05 2015 No.14463185 >>14463157 Kinda but her panties are on and you can't really see anything. She may as well just adjusting her panties

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:19:27 2015 No.14463188 Reminder that KC is going to be getting paid for that licensing shit. Maybe he can quit his job and focus on MGE and making his vidya game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:19:42 2015 No.14463191 >>14463168 >and we get more art of the girls Anybody who makes good art and is into monster girls already knows about the encyclopedia. We're only going to get more of the shittiest art you can think of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:19:42 2015 No.14463192 >>14463176 Or Wile trying to catch a Cocktrice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:20:56 2015 No.14463198 >>14463168 Yeah, get ready for deviantart full of MGE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:20:57 2015 No.14463199 >>14463192 And you just know its gonna be a furry wile with a giant literal dog dick.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:20:58 2015 No.14463200 [DELETED]

>>14463164
Because they're offended by male sexual fantasy. How dare man be attracted to woman, how dare man fetishize anything. Because obviously having sexual thoughts about fictional characters and writing stories about them is the height of oppressing women and treating them like objects, clearly. And there's some argument to be made for MGs that you're "dehumanizing" women, because clearly it's a political statement that all women are inhuman beasts.

>>14463165
It's more about the unwanted attention it's gonna bring, both from normies who like it and SJWs who don't. EMG being popular is bad enough
>go to bookstore
>they sell EMG and it was on a magize cover
>have to listen to a friend who doesn't know I like this stuff bitch and moan about "muh sexualization for hours"
I hate this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:21:01 2015 No.14463201 >>14462986 >seductively-lethal monster girls Are they going to use the MGU version of the setting? That would be fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:21:27 2015 No.14463204 >>14463176 That's just Sturgeon's Law. It's pretty universal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:21:52 2015 No.14463206 >>14463086 >>14463047 >the Order is a human organization that wants to put monsters in jail Didn't realize how much I want 4 kids MGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:22:13 2015 No.14463207 >>14463146 >I think profiles don't even have nipples in them, just your average extra ecchi stuff. This is the actual book version, which has explicit sex images in them.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:22:31 2015 No.14463209

I don't see the licensed version making much profit. You can find the entries all over the internet already, and I'm willing to be most of us have them on our computers too, so C&D letters are going to be useless. There isn't even a plot to the guide, its just some bad worldbuilding with porn thrown in.
Who even thinks they'd make money off this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:22:34 2015 No.14463210 File: 199 KB, 800x483, not_all_snakes_are_bad_by_bloodyriley-d7ymfcl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463176

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:22:47 2015 No.14463211 I seriously do not find this is be a threat to my fetish. Seriously when did you people start caring so much of a powerless group? What happened to >photoshop jokes >make a few laughs >move on to new pastures

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:22:50 2015 No.14463212 >>14463188 lolno There is no way it's going to be popular enough for KC to quit his salary man's work

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:23:06 2015 No.14463213 >>14463199 Speaking of roadrunner why has nobody written a story about Anon trying to catch a Cocktrice using Acme products?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:23:08 2015 No.14463215 File: 16 KB, 501x203, 1433653500580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get ready for more of this >>14463200 >oppressing women and treating them like objects Funny thing when many of them are the ones raping men and being in charge

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:23:25 2015 No.14463217 >>14463212 Then there's nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:23:29 2015 No.14463218 >>14463207 Those aren't making it, I guarantee it. Bookstores won't sell blatant porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:24:05 2015 No.14463221 >>14463210 Exactly. I was thinking of this image before posting

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:25:07 2015 No.14463226 >>14463201 >Every monster girl is a cunt that rapes and murders men indiscriminately. Oh boy that would be funny to laugh at.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:26:18 2015 No.14463228 >>14463218 Again, Isn't Fifty Shades of Grey sold in bookstores?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:26:36 2015 No.14463229

>>14463211
>powerless group
They're growing in this current political climate due to the stagnation of real threats to rally against. And they're getting more and more influence. Look at the current trend in the censorship and change of games coming in from Japan. The people working in all these industries either are SJWs themselves or support their ideals so reduce backlash on their localizations. They're not so powerless anymore when people want to appease them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:27:00 2015 No.14463230 >>14463228 You're fucking retarded.

>>	ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Tue Dec 8 16:27:28 2015 No.14463231 We're now at DEFCON 3 rather than 2: https://twitter.com/gomanga/status/674338461713739776

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:27:33 2015 No.14463232 >>14463211 Well, it didn't used to be. These groups of offended wastes of space didn't have so much pull back in the day.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:27:33 2015 No.14463233

>>14463209
People might actually be interested in seeing the profiles written in a way that conveys the original idea without being utterly painful to read. The overly literal MGR translations try too damn hard to be accurate to the fucking letter. I doubt that they're going to censor or western-ify the profiles and setting to shit, with how much KC hates his canon material being tampered with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:27:34 2015 No.14463234 File: 358 KB, 557x581, 8.1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462986 Just the other day I was happy that I'd never have to deal with Jews or companies, or the possibility of a C&D Fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:28:11 2015 No.14463235 >>14463228 Visual porn. For some reason there exists a double standard in that written porn is always acceptable because "the written word is sacred", but take the same thing and make it a picture and it's "utterly offensive".

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:28:19 2015 No.14463236 [DELETED]

>>14463215
But it's okay because they're womyn in power. Even thinking of anything against it makes you a misogynistic cunt who needs to be castrated at birth like the bottom feeding rat that you are...

...and I feel so dirty and wrong for typing that out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:28:56 2015 No.14463238 >>14463230 Wow, rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:29:03 2015 No.14463239 File: 384 KB, 850x750, 1445893648979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the love of god, just don't let them take the oppai lolis!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:29:37 2015 No.14463241 >>14463231 Y'know, I'd actually buy a hardcover version of the MGE books if they were decently translated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:29:39 2015 No.14463242 >>14463231 Well yeah They didn't kill EMG translation so MGE sites should be safe too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:29:42 2015 No.14463243 >>14463231 Wait why DEFCON 3 now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:29:47 2015 No.14463244 >>14463231 Well this is at least good news

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:29:58 2015 No.14463246 >>14463239 Everything is going to get taken, anon

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:30:23 2015 No.14463248

>>14463231
Slightly reassuring. But companies have a habit of getting greedy and going back on their word.
Whether it goes through or not doesn't matter to us anyway in the long run. I doubt the threads will change, barring the odd shitpost about trolls being led here by it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:30:58 2015 No.14463250 Don't worry, guys. The anonymous hacker 4 Chan will protect us!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:31:09 2015 No.14463251 >>14463241 I might, but I would have to hide it from my family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:31:42 2015 No.14463253 >>14463243 It increases in severity from DEFCON 5 (least severe) to DEFCON 1 (most severe) -Wikipedia

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:32:10 2015 No.14463254 >>14463229 You're the /v/ tard that got baited by the DoA devs. EZ outrage bux

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:32:22 2015 No.14463255 [DELETED]

>>14463215
>Funny thing when many of them are the ones raping men and being in charge
Very true, but you're not thinking like from their perspective. Firstly, it's still rape, and a few of the sensible ones are still going to hate it for that even though it's women doing the raping. But otherwise, most of them will still find it offensive because it's made for men to jack off to. Nevermind whether males of females are in power, it's a male fantasy and that, to them, makes it equivalent to Nazi fucking Germany.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:32:51 2015 No.14463256 >>14462986 >all these people freaking out The only people who are going to buy this is us and a few anime normies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:33:34 2015 No.14463258 >>14463207 I highly doubt they are going to release world building book Who the fuck cares about that? It would just a collection of profiles and that's all

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:33:59 2015 No.14463259 >>14463248 They probably won't go back on it. EMG hasn't been hit with a C&D despite having 7 volumes out. Seven Seas are actually pretty decent with allowing fan work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:34:04 2015 No.14463260 >>14463243 As I said on the wordpress and as some have already pointed out, any number of crybullies are going to try and twist it to match their own fucked up agendas. >>14463256 That was said about MonMusume. Guess how that ended up?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:34:18 2015 No.14463261

>>14463248
I think the worst thing that''l happen is people posting screenshots from tumblr for us to get "SO OFFENDED" at. And it's gonna be more annoying than anything.
>>14463254
>"We can't sell this game because of the nasty mean SJWs. But down worry guys, we just happen to have English copies you can buy (for probably more than it would be if it was in America) so you can say 'we did it leddit' and get back at them"

Anyone who bought a copy of that is a fucking moron.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:34:18 2015 No.14463262

>>14463241
This. If Seven Seas aren't shitty about this and stick to their word about keeping the fansites up then I'd consider getting a copy too.
Then I'd slap myself because I'm in the UK and the Sabbath entries would be very dangerous to possess. Its a shame because loli does nothing for me, I'd just want it for the artwork of the other girls and the possibility of better translations

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:34:37 2015 No.14463265 >>14463215 >Funny thing when many of them are the ones raping men and being in charge How new are you? Femdom is purely male fantasies

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:36:26 2015 No.14463270

>>14463254
I don't go to /v/ or even play DoA. I was referring to things like Fatal Frame. But regardless, it's clear to see their influence growing in the west if you look. That was just an easy example that most people here would get.

>>14463256
It's not necessarily about who buys it, but what the perception of it becomes. I know what the perception of EMG is with most people, and this can only be vastly downhill from there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:36:53 2015 No.14463273 >>14463265 I'm pretty sure there are at least some women in this world who enjoy being in charge in a sexual relationship.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:37:07 2015 No.14463274 >>14463262 What is the UK law like for drawn loli and underage stuff, anyway? Because I always seem to hear different things from different people.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:37:21 2015 No.14463275

>>14463258
This. EMG got big because it was a harem anime. Those do well, especially when there's an exotic twist like monstergirls involved.
But this is a load of bad world building about an overpowered faction of rapists taking over a generic fantasy world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:37:27 2015 No.14463277 >>14463254 Except games are still being censored to hell in western release What is the new about Fire Emble? Are they going to remove S rank stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:38:14 2015 No.14463278 I always new KC was a kike. It was only a matter of time before something like this happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:38:19 2015 No.14463279 >>14463265 It sucks, doesn't it? >>14463273 Only a very few.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:38:19 2015 No.14463280 >>14463274 Illegal but only one guy's ever been busted, he was making his own 3D images which was why they were after him though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:38:21 2015 No.14463282 >>14463265 So what you're saying is that if I go to google and double-check your statement, I won't find anything? You willing to bet on that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:38:52 2015 No.14463284 Get ready for shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-v4bJCbKA all over again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:39:14 2015 No.14463285 >>14463280 So illegal to own and have saved, but they've only ever come down on a producer? I see.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:40:17 2015 No.14463286

>>14463274
Technically it is just as illegal as actual CP. Very stupid, but I understand the intentions behind it.
That said, the police are overworked as hell and there are actual child abusers to arrest, so it isn't a priority for them. I still wouldn't risk it, especially since I don't even like loli in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:40:21 2015 No.14463287 >>14463284 Nobody listens to IGN, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:40:34 2015 No.14463288 >>14463285 Same as a lot of things, if they went after everyone involved they'd have to build twice as many jails so they simply go after the people making/selling it.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:40:42 2015 No.14463290

>>14463277
That's complete speculation as of now. And I'm not actually that worried about that one part. During the E3 Treehouse stream the Treehouse gal playing made a comment about how she was glad you weren't blood related to the one brother. There's really no indication that anything will be removed, though I'd personally wager the facetouching lines will be toned down and the bikinis in the bathhouse will be gone

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:40:50 2015 No.14463293 >Walk into thread to post story. >See massive fucking shitstorm blowing through >Walk out and wait for it to die down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:41:22 2015 No.14463298 >>14463284 Eh, bunch of normie faggots trying to fit in somewhere, where they don't belong, for the sake of money.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:41:39 2015 No.14463299

>>14462986
Well, that's it. There's the end of our fun.

This was obviously done with KC's consent, so get ready for him to start bitching at any site that hosts fan translations and a bunch of shills who have suddenly found it immoral for the MGE english fanbase to want speedy translations for new entries.

Either 4chan goes on KC's shitlist or we have to wait YEARS for any new information. And probably have to pay a pretty penny to do it.

Also, RIP MGE wiki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:42:39 2015 No.14463303 >>14463299 Read a bit before posting, they said they're not touching anything and that they want as many fans as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:43:01 2015 No.14463304 >>14463298 That's exactly the problem. I LIKE hanging around with a bunch of creep perverted autists, thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:43:10 2015 No.14463305 >>14463293 Succuvirus pls, nobody but you can walk into the internet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:44:08 2015 No.14463310 >>14463303 All localizers say that though >"We won't touch fansites!" >"We won't censor the source material!" >"This is for the fans!" And what do they do? Don't believe their lies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:44:11 2015 No.14463311 >>14463304 As if normies would even consider going to 4chans /jp/ board of all places to discuss obscure japanese fetish porn worldbuilding

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:44:12 2015 No.14463312

>>14463299
If you read the thread, the company said on Twitter that fansites can keep doing their thing. So the wiki stays.

Supposedly they just wanted to release a hardcopy in the west and nothing more. If they actually do this and ONLY THIS I'd be for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:44:15 2015 No.14463313 >>14463282 ? I'm pretty sure some feminists said it at some point And unlike most of their bullshit, this is actually true. Femdom IS male sex fantasies

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:44:52 2015 No.14463316 >>14463311 >normies robot go away

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:45:27 2015 No.14463320 >>14463260 >That was said about MonMusume. Guess how that ended up? It ended up fine? Even if the show was popular i didn't see any sjw outrage nor a huge increase in posters in this thread.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:45:33 2015 No.14463321

>>14463303
I don't believe them.

Seven Seas wants to make money, and if they have the license, they have the legal right to take down fan translations. It's not how it should be, but it's the law.

I would certainly like for the MGE wiki to more or less advertise the book, but that's not what happens. What happens is we the fans get fucked by a shitty censored localization that monopolizes all translation of the work.

Although it could be worse. It could be Yen Press.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:45:48 2015 No.14463323 >>14463313 I remain unconvinced.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:45:49 2015 No.14463324 >>14463265 You're very wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:46:00 2015 No.14463325 >>14463213 Yes, this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:46:39 2015 No.14463328 >>14463310 Only in this case they have a good track record. Do you see TF and co being hit with cease and desists or the EMG wiki being taken down? Seven seas have had monster girl material licensed before and not done a thing to fan projects.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:47:08 2015 No.14463331 >>14463299 Who gives a shit if KC doesn't like 4chan? People will still post the profiles, and he releases those for free online anyway. Other sites do most of the world building translation anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:47:10 2015 No.14463332 >>14463321 If seven seas wants the MGE to sell they're not going to piss off it's fan base.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:47:17 2015 No.14463334 >>14463321 I am still waiting for the Log Horizon books. Thanks to Baka Tsuki translation policies, I can't even get shitty quick translations, and book ten hasn't even been touched.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:47:33 2015 No.14463335 >>14463312 Ok, even if they don't do anything, what's to stop KC from suddenly going after unoffical translations, since he can now get some extra shekels?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:47:53 2015 No.14463340 >>14463324 He's not, not entirely. It's female fantasy when they want it to be to justify what they want. If it's NOT something they want, it's male fantasy and the devil. That's how their minds work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:48:27 2015 No.14463344 >>14463313 >Femdom IS male sex fantasies no its female and male sex fantasy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:49:29 2015 No.14463347 >People think femdom is a male fantasy Tell that to the Russian guy who got chained to a radiator and force fed viagra by his crazy hairdresser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:49:34 2015 No.14463349 >>14463328 There is always a first. >>14463344 I have never met a female ever who was full femdom. Maybe switch and she didn't like to admit it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:50:51 2015 No.14463354 It's a fantasy for anyone if they want to self insert in a particular part of a fantasy. >Be the monster >Be the one who gets boned by the monster >whoever's playing what on bdsm

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:51:03 2015 No.14463355 >>14463347 I am surprisingly intruigued by this story Tell us the story, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:51:48 2015 No.14463359 >>14463349 >There is always a first. And there's always fearing the sky will fall when there's no chance of it. Their translations may be bad but they're very much in touch with their customers, they're not funimation or yen press.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:51:49 2015 No.14463360 >>14463347 I remember that. That could've gone better for him, I have to admit...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:52:11 2015 No.14463363 Is this going to somehow derail into a femdom oriented argument? I'd rather bitch about the prospect of censorship for a few more hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:52:19 2015 No.14463364 >>14463323 >>14463324 >>14463344 Dominant females are extremely uncommon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:52:51 2015 No.14463365 >>14463355 https://www.rt.com/news/hairdresser-turns-robber-into-sex-slave/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:53:17 2015 No.14463367 >>14463349 >There is always a first. There also might be the first time of someone force choking someone else over the internet if you don't stop trying to make a panic where literally nothing has happened yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:54:04 2015 No.14463371 >>14463364 You're correct. However, "Femdom is purely male fantasies" is a definitive statement that leaves little room for nuance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:54:09 2015 No.14463372 >>14463364 Prove it, bait-kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:54:19 2015 No.14463374 >>14463364 Yes but they do exist, so no, it's not a "purely male fantasy" Why the fuck are we talking about 3DPD anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:54:23 2015 No.14463376 >>14463328 Batoto's gotten several DMCA's for MonMusume

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:54:36 2015 No.14463377

>>14463359
>>14463367
>no chance
So you're saying it's not entirely possible for Seven Seas to have a change of heart and start slamming websites and artists with C&Ds? Or for a bigger company like, say, Disney to buy them out and start fucking with the license, or at least ensuring that no one in the west can enjoy it?

By licensing MGE to anyone in the West, KC has just entered us awkward legal territory we weren't in before. Any fear of things going horribly wrong is fully justified.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:55:33 2015 No.14463382 >>14463364 True, and unfortunately so. Being a sub sucks thanks to this, most girls want you to be in control.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:56:45 2015 No.14463385 >>14463377 I can see it now, Disney doing MGE. It would be the most horrifying thing imaginable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:56:50 2015 No.14463386 Sure, a lot of people here are complaining, but are any of you faggots even gonna do anything about it? No, of course not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:56:56 2015 No.14463387 >>14463365 >Olga Man, he was fucked the minute he learned her name Also my god, talk about being unlucky

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:58:04 2015 No.14463389 >>14463386 And what would you have us do? Use our magic internet powers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:58:50 2015 No.14463390 >>14463386 What can we do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:59:16 2015 No.14463393 >>14463386 Yeah man let's get up with our lawyers and endless pool of money and buy the license from Seven Seas and release it to the public domain

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:59:24 2015 No.14463394 /mgg/ isn't comfy anymore make it stop

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:59:39 2015 No.14463395 >>14463365 chuckled

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:59:55 2015 No.14463397 >>14463386 I called Seven Seas a fag, what more can I do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:00:07 2015 No.14463398 >>14463386 You tell 'em man

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:00:46 2015 No.14463402 >>14463393 >implying

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:01:08 2015 No.14463403 >>14463365 >Russia But of course

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:01:32 2015 No.14463405 File: 3.17 MB, 2400x2600, 1447487475562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463394 This fox can help with that. Just hug your troubles away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:01:38 2015 No.14463407 >>14463402 Bill Gates pls go

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:02:08 2015 No.14463408 File: 217 KB, 700x785, 1433901033726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463394 Deploying comfy kiki lap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:02:32 2015 No.14463409 File: 192 KB, 770x1000, 39873175_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463394 Posting loli squirrels

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:03:01 2015 No.14463411
File: 52 KB, 370x272, 1449455417627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Seven Seas owns pretty much all of our material now.

Monster Musume? They own.
Dr. Hitomi? They own.
Dumbpire? They own.
T-Rex chan? They own.
Franken Fran? They own.

Even our sorta-related stuff they own. And now that they got MGE, they could completely and utterly crash this thread with no survivors.

What do we do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:04:04 2015 No.14463414 File: 189 KB, 770x1000, 39873175_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463409

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:05:02 2015 No.14463416 >>14463411 >tfw the head of seven seas is lilim in disguise

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:05:24 2015 No.14463418 >>14463411 They know where the money's at and they're trying to corner the market. God help us all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:05:25 2015 No.14463419 File: 407 KB, 1158x1416, 2476e107a26134e5953c5b77cdec4eb2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463411 Seven Seas is using monstergirls as a business, to end monstergirls as a business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:05:29 2015 No.14463421 File: 286 KB, 753x800, 40187711_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463414

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:05:49 2015 No.14463422 >>14463411 We'll have to fall into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:06:45 2015 No.14463427 File: 73 KB, 700x852, 83b758bf5abd2596ab7cf035b6dc009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463394

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:06:50 2015 No.14463428 File: 284 KB, 753x800, 40187711_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463421

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:09:23 2015 No.14463435 File: 248 KB, 1187x1297, 41234405_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463428

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:10:51 2015 No.14463440 File: 249 KB, 1187x1297, 41234405_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463435

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:12:27 2015 No.14463445 File: 181 KB, 859x1108, 39327615_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463440

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:12:47 2015 No.14463447 File: 277 KB, 1280x905, tumblr_nz2819aVXp1rkn25go1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://barbariank.tumblr.com/post/134814875323/titania-the-queen-of-faeries-wants-to-give-a More-or-less hot off the presses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:13:12 2015 No.14463448 >>14463440 >>14463445 Alright, that's enough Squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:13:51 2015 No.14463449 >>14463447 Why is this guy so terrible at faces

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:14:10 2015 No.14463451 >>14463447 Eh

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:14:26 2015 No.14463452 File: 760 KB, 2274x1947, 42778321_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463448 Just this last one. I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:14:55 2015 No.14463453 >>14463447 I love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:16:06 2015 No.14463457 >>14463447 His Karakasa is still my favorite. >tfw I'm the only one who likes Karakasa

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:17:34 2015 No.14463460 >>14463449 The Wendigo was his only questionable one, really, only because the nose stood out. Here, he's drawn it much better, most likely due to the simpler viewing angle and lighting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:17:45 2015 No.14463461 >>14463457 I haven't seen that one yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:17:47 2015 No.14463462 File: 480 KB, 964x1100, 1404919319821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463457 You're not alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:21:21 2015 No.14463472 >>14463462 Why is she so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:22:04 2015 No.14463474 File: 77 KB, 800x496, 1447213255636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna do two kobolds at once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:23:24 2015 No.14463478 File: 183 KB, 800x719, 1446606260675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Chunni Raiju who thinks she's a sith lord and I want to defeat her in a lightsaber duel by loightsaber I mean penis

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:24:27 2015 No.14463481 >>14463478 >penis duel >penis >duel Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:24:27 2015 No.14463482 File: 274 KB, 805x805, 1444324669836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463474 What about a threesome where you're sandwiching the little kobold between yourself and the tall kobold?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:25:23 2015 No.14463484
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You live in a village, too far out of reach of the Human Empire to get any real protection. For now you've just relied on a local militia which has worked for things like small groups of Wererabbits, Werewolves, or the odd P'Orc bandit group.

But now you face a greater threat.
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
Roll 1D4

1. An army of the Undead threatens the city, woman who die don't stay dead for long, and their numbers grow. They beat on the outside of your walls in the hundreds. Moaning for the caress of a man! Something's got to be behind this.

2. A P'Orc horde, led by a powerful P'Orc Warchief, is marching on your village with the intent of taking all your food and men. The horde will scatter if someone defeats the Warchief in single combat. But she's a towering 8 feet tall and full of muscle.

3. A scary-looking Dragon has taken roost on a mountain that overlooks your village. She has come down and put her demands in place. Every 3 months you are to provide her with a young, virgin boy for her to break in, and a pile of gold suitable for a Dragon of her stature. The deadline approaches, but everyone is too afraid of the Dragon, and her demands are difficult to meet.

4. A gang of Oni sisters have drifted into town, they're now permanently settled in at your local inn. They spend their time drinking and sexually harassing men. But all three are great warriors, big in size. Attempts to persuade them to leave have been unsuccessful. Unless someone stands up to them, they might become a permanent guest and drink up all the ale and eat all your food.

But not all hope is lost, a Monster Girl adventurer has approached your gate, offering to solve your problem. Whatever her reasons might be.

Roll her species: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Roll her class, 1D12:
1. Barbarian
2. Bard
3. Cleric
4. Druid
5. Fighter
6. Monk
7. Paladin
8. Ranger
9. Rogue
10. Sorcerer
11. Wizard
12. Farmer

Roll her skill, 1D8:

1. Joke: She talks a big game, but in the end she's a complete coward, or just not strong at all. One wonders why she even left home. Your village is doomed.
2. Novice: She's new at this adventuring sort of thing. Not very strong, but she tries her hardest.
3. Apprentice: She's done a few missions and knows her way around her class, but she still has a lot to learn.
4. Adept: A standard for her class, able to hold her own in a fight, and has earned her title well.
5. Expert: Stronger than the average of her class, having learned a lot on her adventures, with a bit of fame to her name.
6. Master: Exceptionally strong, having mastered her art. You might recognize her name, she's quite famous.
7. Legendary: You may have only heard about her in stories, myths and fables of old. But if she lives up to her tales, and she does, she's been around a long time and has no equal in skill.
8. Godlike: Her skill is beyond imagining, and after she inevitably saves your village, she's off to shape the world in her own image and ideal.

Roll her disposition, 1D9
(Info: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/description.htm))

1. Lawful Good
2. Neutral Good
3. Chaotic Good
4. Lawful Neutral
5. True Neutral
6. Chaotic Neutral
7. Lawful Evil
8. Neutral Evil
9. Chaotic Evil

Is your village doomed to either the threat, or even the adventurer herself? Or are you all saved? Throwing a celebration for your savior, or grumbling as you pay her in half the village's wealth for her services?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:25:29 2015 No.14463485 >>14463481 What if he meant he'd "run her through"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:25:45 2015 No.14463486 >>14463482 Could be nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:26:32 2015 No.14463488 >>14463482 Sounds good to me, that femlet kobold needs to be taught a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:27:45 2015 No.14463494 >>14463482 >"So, this is anon~" >"Mom..." >"I caught her the other day saying your name while doing something very naughty!" >"MOOOOM!!!!" >"It's okay dear. Let mommy show you how it's done!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:28:23 2015 No.14463496 >>14463484 Slow down famiglia, this is a bit too much for comfort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:30:20 2015 No.14463503 >>14463478 >ULTIMATE PLEASURE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:30:23 2015 No.14463504 >>14463484 A Lawful Good master-level barbarian Dark Angel vs a few oni? We got this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:31:29 2015 No.14463509 >>14463484 I rolled 3, a big scary Dragon. Can I just be her husband instead? I like tough scary Mistresses! I promise to massage her, feed her, and be a good servant for her!

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:31:46 2015 No.14463511

>>14463484
>#3: Dragon
The adventurer is
>A Legendary Ushi-Oni Sorcerer.
I guess I'll help her out by offering myself up as the virgin and when the Dragon lets her guard down, the Ushi will pop out of a cask hidden in the gold and beat her.
Now the question is, will the dragon consider this powerful magic hurling Ushi-Oni her Onee-san after this? And will I have to join their adventuring party as payment?
I don't know if I could handle both of them, but then again the Ushi has magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:32:16 2015 No.14463512 File: 149 KB, 1024x1365, 3ef8e968dd78b6693d33fc1c97ca1f2c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463462 Huh, that gives me an idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:32:27 2015 No.14463514 >>14463462 What is that tongue even for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:33:27 2015 No.14463520 >>14463484 Undead army. Doormouse Bard Expert Lawful Neutral I'd say 'at least the literal and metaphorical rape of our entire city will be remembered in song' but she probably wouldn't even stay awake long enough to singe one verse. Fuck this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:33:52 2015 No.14463521 >>14463514 For you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:34:18 2015 No.14463523 >>14463511 >A Legendary Ushi-Oni Sorcerer "You leave me no choice, anon! I'll have to cast my ultimate spell!" "You're just dry humping me..." "Shut up! This is how you're supposed to break a pelvis!"

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:35:02 2015 No.14463525

>>14463484
>A big scary Dragon stops the village! The hero is a Wizard Kitsune-tsuki of Legendary skill, and a Chaotic Good alignment!

The Kitsune Ghost/Girl sounds neat, and whimsical. I bet shed have some fun pranks in her off time, and serious magic powers when its time to be serious.

But on the other hand, I really love evil dominant haughty Dragon girls.

There's gotta be some compromise here, I don't want the Dragon girl to seriously hurt anybody, but I don't want the Kitsune-tsuki to seriously hurt the Dragon. What can I do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:35:51 2015 No.14463528 >>14463521 To do what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:36:03 2015 No.14463529 >>14463520 What if she has the calming voice of an angel, but only when she's singing in her sleep?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:36:05 2015 No.14463530 >Reminder that Manticores are the hand banana of the MG universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:36:26 2015 No.14463531 13 left.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:36:51 2015 No.14463532 >>14463484 >oni gang >arch imp novice fighter >chaotic evil doomed desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:38:24 2015 No.14463535 >>14463529 Then we still have an undead army outside our walls, they're just all half asleep now.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:39:01 2015 No.14463540

>>14463532
>Imp walks in with a tiny dagger and buckler.
>"Prepare to taste steal, you drunken bitches!"
>Imp is punted out the window, and the Onis go back to drinking and roaring with laughter.

That sucks Anon, maybe they'll get bored and leave eventually?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:39:29 2015 No.14463543 >>14463531 Just make a new thread when it gets there. It's not that big of a deal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:40:19 2015 No.14463546 >>14463484 >Threat: Oni sisters >Ally: Sorcerer Thunderbird Fried oni now on sale at the Lilim's Teat! Limited time offer, buy now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:41:27 2015 No.14463549 >>14463543 That's not how it's done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:41:38 2015 No.14463550 File: 414 KB, 1280x664, How's about I rape your boring ass anon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463543 Don't make that suggestion again, newfriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:42:29 2015 No.14463552 >>14463523 I forgot to type that she was Chaotic Good. I'd imagine she'd double team me with the dragon after the situation was resolved. Maybe use her magic to soften things up for me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:43:20 2015 No.14463554 >>14463546 Fuck, I missed disposition and Skill. >Skill: Godlike That bodes well >Dispostition: >Chaotic Evil We may have a newer problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:46:15 2015 No.14463563 >>14463549 >>14463550 Not my fault you guys are paranoid over nothing, and will sit in a thread complaining about no more images for two days instead of actually doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:46:22 2015 No.14463564 >>14463484 >Legendary Lawful Neutral Sorcerer Lich that comes to easily make a fool out of the 8ft tall orc Oh. Well that works out really nicely. She's probably going to take our graveyard or something worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:49:16 2015 No.14463575 File: 904 KB, 1000x914, sleepy_abby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks again to everyone who dropped by the stream.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:50:26 2015 No.14463579

>>14463484
>Threat - Oni sisters
shit
>Adventurer - Amazon
...okay. so it's a street fight I guess.
>Class - Barbarian
GOOD.
>Skill - Master
IT ONLY GETS BETTER
>Alignment - Chaotic Evil
AH YES
IT HAD TO GO WRONG SOMEWHERE DIDN'T IT

I'm packing a bag and heading out. I'll take my chances in the wilderness before I stick around to get mixed up in the legendary fight that destroys the town I grew up in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:51:16 2015 No.14463580 >>14463575 She looks a little too alive, but other than that it looks amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:51:29 2015 No.14463581 >>14463575 Would look better without the claws really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:52:28 2015 No.14463587 File: 292 KB, 1015x1185, winter anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463394 Anubi bundled up for winter are comfy and you should bring one up north to where it snows

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:52:39 2015 No.14463588 >>14463575 FAT THIGHS BEST THIGHS

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:53:29 2015 No.14463589 >>14463579 The Oni sisters will get beaten up and thrown out, only to be replaced by an Amazon who does the exact same thing. That's life in a MG universe for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:53:46 2015 No.14463591 >>14463460 >>14463449 I'm bad at noses ;w; i'll do my best on the next one

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:54:06 2015 No.14463593 >>14463575 SOFT. CUDDLE. FUCKING.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:55:13 2015 No.14463594 File: 290 KB, 546x677, 53864571_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, a new wife thing from pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:56:05 2015 No.14463601 File: 1.07 MB, 992x1403, 1442938531119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463591 Holy shit, is that actually you Barb? I got pic-related and that Hsien-ko picture from you in the /v/ drawthreads not too long ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:58:04 2015 No.14463604 File: 317 KB, 675x600, 1444818933284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456543 Paundo's Yeti family is cute though

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:58:38 2015 No.14463607 >>14463591 Didn't know you lurked these threads, Barb. You're really good at rendering but it's hard to make it work with the anime style so you might either want to simplify more or take a more serious approach at realism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:58:39 2015 No.14463608 >>14463594 That was actually posted in these threads before.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:58:40 2015 No.14463609 [SPOILER]

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>>14463591
It's fine. You don't draw using a traditional anime style, so people who are used to that are immediately going to jump on it as a reaction. The Wendigo was standout, but you're by no means a Tumblr-nose artist, if that makes sense.
Seriously, I've seen infintely worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:58:49 2015 No.14463611 >>14463594 >New >A week old >Been posted multiple times I see what you're doing, it's not subtle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:59:11 2015 No.14463613 >>14463594 It's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:59:57 2015 No.14463618 >>14463575 >soft wight >thighs >tits Delicous >mountain of pillows Diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:00:07 2015 No.14463619 >>14463587 Is it true there's a secluded village in the Northlands poulated entirely by fluffy anubi who've adapted to the cold?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:01:18 2015 No.14463623 File: 272 KB, 800x1131, xmas mouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >open up your present on christmas >see this what now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:01:21 2015 No.14463624 >>14463575 Do you have a version without the ghost claws? They always were my least favorite thing about wights.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:01:35 2015 No.14463626 >>14463609 That one on the right is a man. It has to be.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:02:01 2015 No.14463630
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>>14463484
>Mantis apprentice cleric of Gorum
>vs.
>Dragon

>tfw I lucked into a minmaxed murderhobo PC
>tfw she wants to kill the dragon for its teeth
>tfw she already has some from her order so she can go Jason and the Argonauts in this fight

On one hand, she's got a good chance to win. On the other, this little town is getting extorted of every last bit of tribute wrung from it either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:02:31 2015 No.14463631 >>14463484 >Dragon >Chaotic evil apprentice druid Dormouse. How does this even work. Village is fucked, Everything is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:02:47 2015 No.14463632 >>14463626 Nope. According to the artist, it's how she's "improved". Kind of a tragedy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:02:59 2015 No.14463635 >>14463623 You know what I do with mice

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:03:16 2015 No.14463639 File: 351 KB, 628x773, 1397148492015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463619 Winter Anubi with snow-white fur? Building giant igloos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:03:39 2015 No.14463642 >>14463575 Abigail a cute. I want to bring her breakfast in bed.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:03:53 2015 No.14463643

>>14463601
I'm glad it made you happy~

>>14463609
>>14463607
Yes, that's a problem i face lately, i may be going a little too far or maybe not taking the right route for the faces/nose etc...
I'm doing my best and hopefully i'll find a good inbetween soon that will both please me and other people too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:04:59 2015 No.14463649 >>14463643 The jubjub face you draw was pretty lovely, if that means anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:05:07 2015 No.14463651 >>14463632 That's not what improved means, Tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:06:01 2015 No.14463654 >>14463608 I mean, 'new' being used loosely I guess. It was on my desktop and I wasn't sure if it had been posted or not, I'm not always 100% on checking through them. >>14463611 What? >>14463613 Yeah, her eyes are absent, if that's what you mean.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:08:04 2015 No.14463662
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>>14463581
>>14463624
I know what you guys mean. I think the claws interesting, but more often than not they just get in the way, especially when trying to include a hand gesture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:09:20 2015 No.14463666 >>14463635 hold their hands?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:09:40 2015 No.14463671 >>14463662 F A T T H I G H S A T T H I G H S

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:10:05 2015 No.14463674 >>14463643 I like your faces barb. I like your face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:10:07 2015 No.14463676 >>14463662 That's better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:10:53 2015 No.14463680 >>14463662 Those thighs are too big

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:11:08 2015 No.14463681 >>14463662 >interesting, but more often than not they just get in the way That's pretty much monster parts in a nutshell.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:11:11 2015 No.14463682

>>14463639
Thick, snow-white fur that becomes even thicker down at the paws, for extra insulation. Naturally more cuddly than their desert cousins, and their village has passed down the art of sculpting masterworks from ice and snow for many generations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:11:20 2015 No.14463683 >>14463575 >>14463662 Abbie's bed is fucking huge. Also, her bodytype reminds me of Fukumaaya and Methoniums girls, keep up the good work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:11:45 2015 No.14463686 >>14463680 No they're not! Ignore him!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:12:08 2015 No.14463687 >>14463680 You can leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:12:52 2015 No.14463689 >>14463662 Those thighs are too small.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:13:14 2015 No.14463691 >>14463680 Que?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:16:09 2015 No.14463702 >>14463662 what kind of monster girl is this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:16:23 2015 No.14463706 >>14463681 Cosplay tier is best tier. Undead master race forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:17:08 2015 No.14463714 >>14463666 After I give her some "touch ups" I will

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:17:54 2015 No.14463719 >>14463702 Wight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:21:17 2015 No.14463729 >>14463662 Wight looks so much better without those dumb claws. KC seriously blew it when he added those. He could've created something perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:22:36 2015 No.14463734 >>14463729 I like the claws.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:22:43 2015 No.14463737 >>14463729 Wights can summon those sexytime ghost claws whenever they feel like it, so it isn't like they're permanent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:23:41 2015 No.14463743 >>14463729 Anon, the claws are pretty much ghost magic. They actually have normal hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:25:39 2015 No.14463750 >>14463737 >>14463743 They still ruin her overall looks. Just because they're not always there doesn't mean they won't look awful when they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:28:27 2015 No.14463760 >>14463750 Anon, did you forget to take your autism pills again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:31:36 2015 No.14463781 >>14463760 I don't think it's autism for someone to not like a particular design aspect of a monstergirl. I do think it's pretty crappy taste to not like the wight's soul-touching claws, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:37:52 2015 No.14463810 >>14463587 I want more comfy monster girls in winter clothing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:39:41 2015 No.14463816 File: 1.35 MB, 1137x1498, 1446618636282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463810 Can't get much comfier than this classic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:40:27 2015 No.14463820 File: 668 KB, 700x1016, 1449548946635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want cute skeleton waifus!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:41:40 2015 No.14463824 File: 281 KB, 720x405, 1449618100370.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463820 >not wanting a mama goat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:43:14 2015 No.14463835 >>14463824 you can counter like that once you have a non furry version of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:43:23 2015 No.14463838 >>14463820 Never thought I'd ever see rule 63 of Gaster, of all the characters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:43:53 2015 No.14463842 >>14463824 >wanting a furry

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:48:51 2015 No.14463860 >>14463816 >no customized earmuffs for her fox ears not comfy enough

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:50:13 2015 No.14463864
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>>14463484
A Godlike Youko Wizard. She has a neutral-good disposition and has to deal with a gang of Oni sisters.

She will probably teleport them all to some uninhabited island for a few months to learn them a lesson.
Aside from that, being a Youko, she'll probably ask for a male as her reward. Or a bunch of them, if she finds no one of her liking.

So yeah, we'll be fine. I'm not quite sure what she has in mind for an ideal world though. But I suspect it to be decent, seeing how she is neutral good.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:51:58 2015 No.14463873

>Charon is left unemployed
>She spaghetti's all her job interviews
>Soon she's reduced to a hobo's life
>One night all the other dirty hobos descend upon her perfect ivory body
>Finally the black sun rises on her bruised and dirt-stained body, now grayish-brown from all the dust clinging to her semen-encrusted skin
>Valkyrie-chan smirks from her hiding place
>Charon-chan spends the daylight hours softly weeping, unable to even get up to wash the hobocum off her body and hair
>At sundown she hears the battle cries of the hobos as they approach her again
>She finally snaps back to reality, desperate to avoid another night of disgusting toothless hobo rape
>The hobo army arrives in her tent, only to find a smily trail leading to an edge of the tent, flapping in the wind
>The hobos howl in frustration and scatter in search of her

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:53:10 2015 No.14463880

>>14463873
>Charon-chan, still haggard from the cum, rubs the tears from her red, swollen eyes as she begins her escape from the tent city
>Charon-chan almost immediately stumbles on a sleeping hobo
>SPARE SOME CHANGE...!
>Charon-chan has to silence him if she wants to keep away from the other hobos
>She acts fast, shutting him up with a kiss
>She plants her bruised pussypussy on his dirty, infected dick and begins to ride his gonorrhea dick as hard as she can while remaining silent
>Finally the hobo ejaculates into her and falls asleep again
>Charon-chan continues her escape while dripping hobo cum
>After a few hours of sneaking, interrupted by servicing errant hobos, Charon-chan thinks she's safe
>Suddenly she realizes that there are a dozen hobos at the gate. There's no way she could sneak past or silence them all
>She tries to make a run for it
>She almost makes it, but one of the hobos catches her cumstained braid
>She is painfully jerked back, and she loses consciousness as her head strikes the hard flagstones

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:53:55 2015 No.14463884 >>14463873 Do you eat shit?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:54:24 2015 No.14463885

>>14463880
>When she comes to, she can feel her anus being ravaged by a hobo doggy style
>As she looks down between her legs, she sees that a dozen hobos must have raped her unlubricated anus
>There's a gigantic puddle of semen, blood and shit below her hips
>Her mind finally breaks
>Calmly she reaches for a broken bottle on the ground
>She slits her own throat and silently bleeds to death as one hobo ejaculates into her ruined anus and a new one takes his place
>Charon-chan awakes
>Every part of her below the neck is in unimaginable pain
>She feels something moving up her throat
>Then it starts moving down
>The realizes it's moving back and forth
>In a panic, she looks around her
>She can see that her dead body has been dismembered by the hobos
>She finally realizes that her head is the only part she can't see
>She finally understands what has happened as the hobo's hot cum splurts up from her throat and into her palate and nasal cavity
>Nothing will ever be okay again

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:54:41 2015 No.14463888

>>14462659
Latenight originally drew that because there was a greentext of A Kikimora going about her business on her birthday, not minding the kids outside laughing at her 'haunted house', only to bawl when she remembers her Master is gone.

Gauf or somebody expanded on it and turned the Master into Doomguy who FISTED his way out of Hell to meet up with her again

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:55:00 2015 No.14463890 >>14463873 >>14463880 >>14463885 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:55:20 2015 No.14463891 >>14463864 I wish I could serve a 9 tailed youko mage-god.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:55:25 2015 No.14463892 >>14463873 >>14463880 >>14463885 This pasta is rotten.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:55:44 2015 No.14463895

https://imgur.com/a/UGaRJ

Since someone asked for it, I uploaded all the MonMusu Online profiles to twitter with descriptions and shit. Good thing I did, I actually had to re translate one girl since I lost the translation for her as I'd forgotten to add it to the pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:56:30 2015 No.14463899 >>14463888 >Gauf It was Averageanon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:56:36 2015 No.14463900 >>14463873 >>14463880 >>14463885 This is old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:57:12 2015 No.14463901 >>14463623 what would a christmas mouse smell like?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:57:19 2015 No.14463904

>>14463895
Goddamnit, I mean I uploaded it to imgur. Man I am too fucking tired. Also that ogres name totally wasn't Ero, that was just me not reading properly and reversing the letters. That's what happens when you try to translate things after work I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:57:35 2015 No.14463905 >>14463895 Thanks friendo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 18:59:53 2015 No.14463912 >>14463895 >Mero's description Heehee. Also, I think there's a small typo for the Mummy's profile. The "by" in her quote should be "my".

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:04:11 2015 No.14463927 >>14463912 And fixed, thanks for pointing it out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:06:08 2015 No.14463935 File: 23 KB, 244x289, 1365256590798.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463895 >that Cu Sith

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:08:11 2015 No.14463944 No longer NEET as of today. Time to commission Wurm art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:09:14 2015 No.14463949 >>14463944 Do it anon and god speed

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:09:26 2015 No.14463950 >>14463895 That Shinigami is pretty cute along with that Ogre, but knowing Crabman they have awful personalities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:09:50 2015 No.14463955 >>14463895 Haru is the best

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:10:28 2015 No.14463957

>>14463484
>Gang of Onis
can't I just sexually satisfy them?
>Lizardman
fug
>Monk
double fug
>Expert
ok, not bad
>True Neutral
well, I'd say we're probably fucked unless we take on the Onis one at a time, separate them with honey pot men and smoke them one by one
Orrrr, I could try to fuck all three Onis. I like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:13:20 2015 No.14463963 File: 77 KB, 600x598, 1441599360141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463729 I WILL FIGHT YOU.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:13:39 2015 No.14463965 File: 433 KB, 700x1006, 31348256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14463944 Doing God's work anon, any idea of what you're commissioning exactly yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:14:07 2015 No.14463968 File: 93 KB, 393x413, 1368955265930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:15:27 2015 No.14463975 >>14463445 Squirrels get fat for winter! Nice soft fat squirrels to cuddle all winter with!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:16:42 2015 No.14463981 >>14463968 best pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:17:32 2015 No.14463984 >>14463968 It still hurts that you'll never a bat neesan sleep raping you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:19:33 2015 No.14463994 >>14463968 Full of diseases.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:19:36 2015 No.14463995 >>14463895 Dat Satyr.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:20:52 2015 No.14464003 >>14463895 Ruth best girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:22:40 2015 No.14464008 >>14464003 That's a funny way of saying Keepu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:23:52 2015 No.14464019 >>14464008 Keepu? You must mean Shiree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:24:39 2015 No.14464021 >>14463965 No idea yet. I don't feel Wurm has a lot of sexy art though, so maybe something involving a Wurm being sexy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:25:47 2015 No.14464024 >>14464003 >>14464008 >>14464019 Anons, please. Everyone with a brain knows Haru is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:25:50 2015 No.14464026 >>14464021 Like a Cool Beauty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:26:03 2015 No.14464028 >>14464021 Sexy Wurm? That does sound good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:26:12 2015 No.14464030 >>14462986 Still don't get how this is bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:26:48 2015 No.14464031 >>14463975 I want to prepare a squirrel so that she doesn't need to move all winter!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:27:05 2015 No.14464032 >>14464026 I don't know what that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:27:33 2015 No.14464034 >>14463484 Could you post the other one from a couple threads back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:27:51 2015 No.14464036 >>14463984 Indeed ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:29:15 2015 No.14464042 >>14464024 Haru is a bird-brain!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:33:27 2015 No.14464055 >>14463895 I want to worship Satan with Sofia!

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:35:39 2015 No.14464062

Well guys I finally went too far I have taken up knitting, just so I can live out my fantasy of making scarves and other garments for a nonexistant Chochin Obake girlfriend. So far it's been going along kind of horribly, my 20 stitch scarf became a 30 stitch by accident and it's not even throughout the piece. And I'm starting to run out of yarn, so I might have to also try to make this a two color scarf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:35:41 2015 No.14464063 >>14464042 She doesn't look like one, maybe you're the birdbrain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:38:49 2015 No.14464073 >>14464062 Ganbatte, anon. 'Least you know how to make yourself a scarf

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:44:15 2015 No.14464091 >>14464062 At least it's a useful skill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:44:55 2015 No.14464092 Remember anon, somewhere out there you're waifu is writing dumb self insert fanfiction of you and her somewhere out there shes masturbating to VR porn she made of you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:46:44 2015 No.14464100 It's christmas season dammit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:46:47 2015 No.14464101 >>14464092 >VR porn she made of you Damn, my waifu operates on a higher level than I do. Not sure how to feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:49:30 2015 No.14464106 >>14464092 >VR porn she made of you Damn, my waifu's above the curve. I feel obsolete

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:54:48 2015 No.14464121 >>14463484 >P'orc horde >8' warchief Interesting >Wight, sorcerer, apprentice level, lawful good We're good And while the village is celebrating with the wight, I'm going to take the warchief for some "interrogations"

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:57:20 2015 No.14464126

>>14464092
>A Jabberwock is finishing up her husbando calenda.r
>A lamia is sleeping in a pile of dakis of her favorite anime human boy.
>A gazer is looking around for any drawfag willing to draw for her.
>You waifu gets on /hbg/ and explains to all the unwashed masses why you are the best husbando before falling asleep alone again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:57:49 2015 No.14464128 >MFW want to get back into writing >MFW reading 7Seas shit >MFW literal fanfiction now What'd be the point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:58:37 2015 No.14464133 >>14464126 >my waifu is writing stories about all sorts of different incarnations of me Sound nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:00:54 2015 No.14464142 I want to bully a nerdy goth lich! I wanna push her around and into lockers! I want her to make a voodoo doll of me, so she can immobilize me and then have her way with me whenever she wants!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:02:16 2015 No.14464147 >>14464126 I want to remind them that their husbandos will never be real

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:03:34 2015 No.14464151

>>14464128
Here's something that'll blow your mind:

It was always fanfiction. Just because the source material wasn't in your native language, it doesn't change the fact that you're writing fanworks that utilize that source as a base. You've been writing fanfiction, why stop now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:04:15 2015 No.14464155 >>14464092 >>14464126 It gets really sad when you think of Kikimoras. They just VR in a master who sits there drinking coffee and reading while she goes about cleaning her appartment and occasionally stopping to pour "you" another drink?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:06:45 2015 No.14464163 How would your waifu act if she were 3DPD?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:09:29 2015 No.14464170 >>14464163 Like my waifu, duh. If she acts differently from my waifu then she's not my waifu, is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:10:30 2015 No.14464175 >>14464163 Like how she's described in the encyclopedia

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:11:18 2015 No.14464180 >>14464163 My waifu isn't, and never shall be 3DPD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:14:35 2015 No.14464189 >>14464163 She'd probably be a man hating cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:15:09 2015 No.14464195 How would your waifu react if you were 2D?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:15:39 2015 No.14464196 >>14464092 I'm trying to get into SFM just for her. If only there were more models.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:16:37 2015 No.14464199 >>14464195 That's my life right now, so probably cry myself to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:23:52 2015 No.14464219 >>14463729 I like the claws. I like the soul magic they can do with it, and I always saw them as things for combat anyway, so they wouldn't be there unless she had a bitch to soul-rend.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:24:42 2015 No.14464225

>>14464142
>Bully that weird Lich girl in class
>Slap her glasses off her face, rub dirt and food into her clothes, stomp on her books, stuff like that.
>One day you're trying to make her hand over her money she pulls something out of her backpack and you go limp.
>She clings into her voodoo doll as she climbs on top of you, mumbling about how she'll no longer be a virgin.
>From then on the roles changed, and you were forced to fuck her whenever she felt like it and listen to her heav metal cds.
>She would also sometimes play with the doll during the day, just to keep you on your toes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:27:15 2015 No.14464247 >>14464219 Or unless you're into it.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:30:44 2015 No.14464260

>>14464151
I never agreed with this. Or at least, I differentiate this kind of fanfiction from the more cringey shit like My Immortal. You're taking a setting like the dnd one, this one, or the wh40k one, and writing a tale within it. You're not taking a main character and doing stupid shit like making them supreme cooldude of the universe who gets all the bitches and hates kevin next door.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:35:28 2015 No.14464282 >>14464151 Because the well is dry My stories are lacking Before I die Might as well go out fapping

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:37:16 2015 No.14464289 Seven Seas is licensing Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Do I have a right to be scared?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:39:09 2015 No.14464299 >>14464260 I'd argue that's just a difference between good fanfiction and bad fanfiction, just like how there are good drawfags that do fanart and deviantart sonic oc tier drawfags and their "fanart" >>14464289 Maybe. For now not really though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:40:03 2015 No.14464303 >>14464289 They SAY it's not going to be censored. We'll see what they DO.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:40:24 2015 No.14464307

>>14464260
It's a different class, sure, but at the end of the day they're still both fanfiction. One's just more acceptable because by making your own(for the most part, at least) characters and merely utilizing a prebuilt setting is vastly more creative and worthy of being called a story. It's a grey area but they're technically both fanfiction unless you made the setting from scratch or modified it to the point that it's a notably different beast.

>>14464289
You always have that right. But should you exercise it? Debatable. I'd say maintain reasonable caution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:40:49 2015 No.14464311 Hey guys, i need my nightly dose of maledom, what can you give me? Preferably Kikis or elfs, specially elfs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:42:09 2015 No.14464314 >>14464307 >>14464303 >>14464299 The only things I want to see desperately see translated are the fallen maiden stories. So far only two have ever been translated fully

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:42:15 2015 No.14464315 >>14464311 go away orc

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:42:17 2015 No.14464317 >>14464289 Yup. Sorry mate, prepare for Cease and Desists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:43:41 2015 No.14464325 >>14464311 http://pastebin.com/aSReGH1E

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:44:20 2015 No.14464329 >>14464317 But we were here first!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:44:29 2015 No.14464332 >>14464289 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:45:03 2015 No.14464335 >>14464329 And this gives you Power over them?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:45:26 2015 No.14464337

>>14464307
>they're technically both fanfiction
But that means dante's inferno is fanfiction of the bible, and many other classics that take noted settings as the base and expand within it like Der Ring des Nibelungen, and anything else based on the norse sagas.

So I think there is a difference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:45:35 2015 No.14464338 >>14464311 Go somewhere else, and preferably stay there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:45:44 2015 No.14464340 Big Fat Kikis

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:46:14 2015 No.14464343 >>14464317 >Cease and Desists >on 4chan kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:47:15 2015 No.14464346 >>14464340 Chubby Kiki Daughterus

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:48:49 2015 No.14464347 >>14464346 Of course, that is the natural progression of things. It's only when they get older that they get bigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:49:31 2015 No.14464349 >>14464340 Brown huntress Wendigos dressed in animal skins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:52:14 2015 No.14464359 Would you love your waifu if she was big and fat? Presume she can't lose the weight, she's stylistically designed to be that way and we can't undo that, but we can diminish the effects.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:52:51 2015 No.14464360

>>14464337
>But that means dante's inferno is fanfiction of the bible
That's literally what Dante's Inferno is. Just because it's fanfiction doesn't mean it can't be a good work on it's own worthy of publication and being taken seriously as a work. That entirely depends on how skilled the author is. It's like >>14464299 said

Some fanart is garbage that should never be called art, and some goes above and beyond even some shit that hangs in a museum. The problem is that the term itself is modern and the definition broad enough to apply to a lot, yet it usually gets applied to the lowest common denominator of shit. As for Der Ring, that gets a bit iffier. It depends on what and how much gets expanded/changed. Plus mythology is somewhat of a grey area.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:52:53 2015 No.14464362 >>14464359 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:54:37 2015 No.14464363 >>14464360 I guess I just have issues separating the word fanfiction from the connotations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:55:04 2015 No.14464364 >>14464359 Yep. A big ol kiki just for me. I'd have the urge to spoil her

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:56:01 2015 No.14464367 >>14464363 Yeah that's pretty much the gist of what throws people off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:56:16 2015 No.14464368 >>14464359 As a friend, sure, if her personality is good enough, but I don't feel sexual attraction to fatties and thus she is no longer my waifu. A relationship is ded if you can't get it up.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:56:40 2015 No.14464370

I don't understand all the hate and panic just because of seven seas, I don't know anything about them but what is wrong with their translations and publishing? It's not like a manga or anime being licensed has every really affected us in any major way, as long as the internet exists there really shouldn't be any change as to how we do things

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:56:51 2015 No.14464372 >>14464325 You're doing god's work anon, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:58:24 2015 No.14464377 >>14464370 People love their doomsaying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:59:07 2015 No.14464381 >>14464325 >Using a shitty OC character as your avatar But why.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:00:56 2015 No.14464385 >>14464381 I'm not Ravagestar, but I do wish he'd write some comfy fascist werewolf smut since he's actually still around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:01:11 2015 No.14464386 >>14464370 I don't think it's 7 Seas themselves people worry about, it's more of who might find it due to it now being more accessible and in the public eye than before, and what their reactions will be. But mostly >>14464377

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:01:47 2015 No.14464388 >>14464349 Molesting brown huntress Wendigos dressed in animal skins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:01:56 2015 No.14464389 >>14463484 >Oni sisters How horrifying, where else could I possibly go to drink now? >Expert Lizardgirl Fighter >Law evil alignment I guess the town and my alcoholism are both saved? But I get the feeling she'll expect me a special "reward"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:02:46 2015 No.14464392 >>14464388 Getting molested by rown huntress Wendigos dressed in animal skins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:02:51 2015 No.14464393 >>14464381 Go away Jew.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:03:09 2015 No.14464395 >>14464385 I can't into fascist wolfus after that shitty transformation sequence story that was never finished.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:05:53 2015 No.14464400 >>14464392 I want hear their chant of A-wawawaw A-wawawa as they dance around a fire

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:08:01 2015 No.14464404 >>14464225 >forces you to listen to her edgy heavy metal music a fate worse than death >nerdy lich chan cries into your paralyzed shoulder, saying that you're the only friend she's had and even then it's because she's forcing you to be

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:09:45 2015 No.14464408 >>14464392 Molesting two brown huntress Wendigos dressed in animal skins at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:11:27 2015 No.14464412 >>14464359 Would you love your waifu even if she was so dense, and had so many things going on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:11:50 2015 No.14464414 >>14464225 >heav metal cds. I knew it. I only bullies her because I wanted to make her my wife. It all makes sense now. I just wanted her attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:12:59 2015 No.14464417 >>14464412 My waifu is the key to all this. If we get her working Cause she's a better waifu than we've ever had in /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:15:23 2015 No.14464421 Molesting tribal Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:17:06 2015 No.14464424 >>14464421 I want to sneak up on a chocolate, scantily clad Minotaur and jump her only to find that she's just a buff warrior of a nearby holst tribe

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:17:20 2015 No.14464425 >>14464421 Getting molested by tribal monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:18:28 2015 No.14464429 >>14464421 A chubby Amazon girl!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:19:27 2015 No.14464432 >>14464429 No, a buff Amazoness that's the pride of the tribe!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:20:37 2015 No.14464437 >>14464432 The soft breeding girl who's the blacksheep of the tribe!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:24:14 2015 No.14464444 >>14464421 I want to molest tribal mgs and make them get civilization fetishes. >That moment when your tribal waifu starts getting aroused by seeing you wear pants and shoes >She orgasms at the very thought of you creating a democratic republic

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:28:03 2015 No.14464448

>>14464432
I want to have the biggest, most muscled and war scarred veteran of the tribe mount me in front of her peers after a raid Only for me to flip her into the missionary position, call her cute, and then taking both her hands before going at it for so long that she'll look like she swallowed a beach ball when I'm done

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:29:38 2015 No.14464451 >>14464448 But anon, that's forbidden!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:30:35 2015 No.14464452 >>14464393 Doesn't change the fact that fascist MGs a shit and Werewolves are a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:32:27 2015 No.14464456 >>14464452 Shit taste kike go away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:33:37 2015 No.14464457 >>14464452 >Werewolves are a shit People like you make me think hitler did nothing wrong.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:34:47 2015 No.14464460

>>14464451
Doesn't matter, I want them to gasp as I tell her how cute she looks despite the scars, how delicious her abs,which I'm ruining with the seed I'm packing in her, are, and how beautiful her eyes are even though one was blinded.
As I put the last drop in her, I'll kiss her right on the lips before everyone before moving on to cuddle her

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:35:02 2015 No.14464463 >>14463063 Abyssals are the best part of Boat Slut game. Now we need a pastebin of one Abyssal long after the war ended and her being a remnant of it. Said Abyssal meets a human and it escalates from there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:36:31 2015 No.14464466 >>14464452 >Werewolves a shit Come on, man. That was uncalled for. Werewolves are love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:36:46 2015 No.14464469 >>14464460 You better be ready to take responsibility, you perverted brute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:36:51 2015 No.14464470 >>14464463 But that would be fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:38:35 2015 No.14464473 >>14464470 Fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:38:46 2015 No.14464474 >>14464466 I've yet to read or see any drawfaggotry to support you claim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:39:43 2015 No.14464477 >>14464469 I will. I'll become her husband and fill her with so many children that she's going to earn the title of broodmother. And when she isn't pregnant I'll keep her filled up so she looks it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:41:39 2015 No.14464481 >>14463484 >Oni Sisters >Godlike Akaname Cleric >Chaotic Evil She will become the Rape Train, Destroyer of Pelvises.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:43:02 2015 No.14464488 >>14461177 >she assaulted 17 human girls and turned 2 of them into succubi >minor offence More like community service.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:43:02 2015 No.14464489 >>14464463 >tfw Kadokawa apparently has a strict no fangames allowed policy >tfw zero possibility of Abyssal focused fangames

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:48:33 2015 No.14464503 >>14464489 Talking more about the pastebin stories people here post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:58:38 2015 No.14464516 >>14463028 Seven Seas don't send out DMCAs. The only reason any of their series have ever stopped having scans is because the group itself decided to stop. No need to worry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:03:23 2015 No.14464535 Senran Kunoichi when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:05:00 2015 No.14464539 >>14464516 See >>14463376

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:05:45 2015 No.14464544

>>14463148
We've been releasing monster girl tits for over two years now. There have been some haters, but has anything impeded the releases of more similar content? Nope. In fact, the popularity has exploded and many more monster girl fans have been brought into the fold.

Anyway, just wanted to leave a message for you all. We're well aware of the content that has been licensed. We're working closely with the creator to making the release as faithful as possible. Uncensored means uncensored. This is an entirely different kind of thing from the likes of Monster Musume, or any of our releases for that matter.

If you want to support the release, great! We would be thrilled, and I think it's going to be awesome. Hardcover and color pages, hell yeah, I'm all for it as a fan. If you don't want it, that's cool too. We're not trying to take away any of the work you've all put forward to the encyclopedia, and it'll be same as usual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:07:20 2015 No.14464548 >>14464544 Oh man the lies in this post are so obvious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:08:06 2015 No.14464551 >>14464544 What?! Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:08:57 2015 No.14464554 >>14464535 Hell if I know but a heavily pregnant Ikaruga kunoichi would be olev

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:11:06 2015 No.14464558

>>14464544
Wait so the whole licensing thing just means they are going to realease the encyclopedia in book form?

Why are people doomsaying this again? it's not like a mere book can change things.

Or is there something implied in all of this that i'm not seeing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:11:31 2015 No.14464561 >>14464544 If you could tweet this post # or mention it on any of your social media accounts I might be inclined to believe it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:13:15 2015 No.14464567 >>14464544 >I believe everything this man is saying because it is exactly what I want to hear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:16:20 2015 No.14464577 >Half the thread gets deleted

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:17:03 2015 No.14464581

>>14464558
>Why are people doomsaying this again? it's not like a mere book can change things.

There's the fear that this will bring MGE to the mainstream.

Which isn't inherently a bad thing, but MGE is a work that contains a lot of mind break, corruption, rape, and a religious cult that literally worships fucking lolis. It could spark controversy, or just an influx of annoying fans.

Either way, it could just be nothing serious, but people are cautious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:17:23 2015 No.14464582 Just double checking, as long as no nipples or naughty bits aren't shown I wont be going on any vacations right?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:17:37 2015 No.14464583

>>14464544
>We're working closely with the creator to making the release as faithful as possible.
I don't believe you.
You are a liar, and you're going to sprinkle puns and dank memes all over the profile pages.
I'm going to watch this happen, and when you come back, I'm going to give you a glare of disappointment and I hope you feel bad.
In the meantime, I will continue to use the wiki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:17:48 2015 No.14464584 http://ask.fm/SevenSeasEntertainment/answer/134324821138 I think this is the fastest I've ever gotten a reply from 7 Seas.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:19:55 2015 No.14464590

>>14464539
>>14464539
Batoto takes down nearly everything that is available in English. Their policy, not ours. Could have also been Manga-Anime Guardians or part of the anime production committee. We're not the only ones dealing with Monster Musume.

>>14464548
Not sure what there's really to lie about. Pretty cut and dry to me.

>>14464551
The guy lots of people hate.

>>14464558
Just the encyclopedia being put into physical book form. We're doing hardcover for it.

>>14464561
I don't mind using my personal account, but would prefer to keep it off the company accounts.

>>14464567
Not saying you have to believe me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:20:14 2015 No.14464591 >>14464584 This reeks of bullshit. The whole thing does, really. Out of all possible things they think will do well for a casual Western audience, why the FUCK would you choose this one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:20:44 2015 No.14464592 >>14464503 >Implying Abyssals are worth spending the time to do writefaggotry of

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:21:12 2015 No.14464594 >>14464584 reasonable as fuck good work PR guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:22:08 2015 No.14464595 >>14464489 Kadokawa also ignored Koei when approached for a Kancolle musou. They would rather have it stagnate and die than let someone show them up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:22:19 2015 No.14464596 >>14464590 Personal account would be fine. Also you all never replied back about that lettering position. Course that's been in limbo for quite a few months now

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:22:49 2015 No.14464597

>>14464591
>Out of all possible things they think will do well for a casual Western audience, why the FUCK would you choose this one?

I think it's less about appealing to a casual audience and more just Seven Seas being full of monster girl fans, and MGE is a pretty major monster girl product.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:24:24 2015 No.14464601 >>14464597 But then, who the fuck do they think is going to buy it? How much money do they expect to make from it? What do the expect the reactions of the general public to be? I don't understand what the hell they're thinking.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:24:30 2015 No.14464602

>>14464590
Can you establish as to what rights you have to MGE? Just the rights to MGE Volume 1, or the entire franchise in terms of reproduction in the West?

As someone who loves fan art of MGE, when should I expect the Court Summons for commissioning some?

Monster Girls are the last hobby I have that isn't buttfucked by Localizers, SJWs, and so on. Video games? Look at Xenoblade X. Anime Dubs? Look at Funimation. I don't want legal stuff to ruin MGE and get stuck with just censored content filled with memes.

I would be interested if this was just a physical print of the book in english for a reasonable, but life has told me whenever something looks like it may be good there will be some horrible downside that'll completely ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:26:21 2015 No.14464605 >>14464602 >Look at Xenoblade X. What did they do to Xenoblade X?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:27:48 2015 No.14464611 >>14464605 People got butthurt over the one loli character's outfits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:28:12 2015 No.14464612 >>14464592 I'll fight you.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:28:25 2015 No.14464613

>>14464605
Not him, but I do know there was a general censorship of outfits to make them more "appropriate" and the breast slider was completely removed from the character creation menu. There might have been something about removal of religious symbolism too?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:28:46 2015 No.14464615

>>14464583
Again, you don't have to believe what has been said. The licensing of this series wouldn't have been possible without the cooperation of the creator, and that means the continued support and cooperation throughout this process.

This isn't a manga, and encyclopedia entries are a different breed from scripted dialog, so that's to say it -has- to be handled entirely different from the way manga is.

>>14464584
I try to do so when I can. Haven't had a whole lot of free time to field questions lately, but somethings need to be addressed before it spirals out of control.

>>14464591
Not sure why you think this is so crazy? Monster Musume continues to sell incredibly well, with each passing volume doing better than the last, which isn't terribly common for manga in the States. It's also one of the best-selling manga in the US, and has consistently beat out many top-selling graphic novels.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:28:53 2015 No.14464616

>>14464605
Loads of costumes are cut, not just the loli one, multiple ones. They cut the breast slider for female character creation. They cut out a lot of Religious and Xenogears references and did stupid localization name changes. They added memes like Leeroy Jenkins and "Do you even lift". Terrible English voice acting with no option for original, like the first game had.

Then in a podcast they accused people who want a literal translation of being picky and that adding memes and censor is OK and their translation is great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:29:22 2015 No.14464617 >>14464613 They also completely changed the names of the Mechs or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:31:44 2015 No.14464621 >>14464613 >the breast slider was completely removed from the character creation menu Too fucking far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:32:19 2015 No.14464623 >>14464615 No idea how it'll turn out, but honestly I'm excited to see MGE sold officially here. Thanks for the clarifications, SS-anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:32:54 2015 No.14464626 >>14464615 What are you going to do with the sabbath faction?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:33:11 2015 No.14464627 Cuddling with a yeti on these cold Winter nights. https://soundgasm.net/u/-anonymissy-/F4M-Snowstorm-Snuggles

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:33:24 2015 No.14464628 >>14464615 Hey, answer >>14464602 PR man.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:33:47 2015 No.14464629

>>14464615
I believe people are reasonably concerned based on what you all did to 12Beast and parts of MonMusume. Those weren't ITSY BITSY things either. Don't get me wrong, an English hardcopy excites a lot of people in the community. But if we turn to our favorite waifu profile and find it's been punned to death there will be outrage.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:34:33 2015 No.14464631

>>14464602
Basic Western copyright law generally follows the axiom of: If you're making money off it, or depriving the creator of money, you're in for a spanking.

So posting fanart is allowed, discussion is allowed, etc. Posting small portions (encyclopaedia pages) is a pretty grey area, but generally hosting the entire encyclopaedia in one place at once is a no-no since it falls under product counterfeiting (e.g., hosting a digital copy of the entire encyclopaedia for free hurts sales of the printed copy, whereas a single or few pages being hosted isn't likely to stop purchases).

Of course this all varies by your exact country. But most countries follow this trend. Also note that KC is from Japan, where they have a much more lax policy towards copyright infringement. MGE especially is pretty interactive with the fan community. So unless KC sold the rights to a more aggressive publisher, I doubt there's much to fear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:34:39 2015 No.14464633 >>14464616 Not him, but I like Xenoblade X's dub since it has voice actors from Gundam Unicorn, and Weskers VA even plays a dude.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:34:49 2015 No.14464634

>>14464596
Alright, cool. I'll tweet your post # in a bit. With job questions and the like, I always forward that kind of stuff to my boss and the uppers that make those kinds of calls.

Social media probably isn't the best place, since that doesn't go directly to the boss. Try using the contact form on our website, since that redirects to the company email.

>>14464602
I don't know the exact details, honestly. Not sure what I do know that I can publicly disclose, since the ink is still drying on the deal, so to speak.

All I can really say is that we're aiming to make it as faithful to the original as possible, and we're not censoring it. There were numerous discussions about that, being well aware of the content, and it was decided that this release needed to be left alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:34:55 2015 No.14464635 >>14464612 Go ahead faggot, pull the trigger. Free me from this shitty writer's block and coming in here every goddamned day to wallow about said writer's block and never get to the feel the warmth of my waifu. DO IT FAGGOT. FUCKING DO IT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:35:37 2015 No.14464636 >>14464631 >but generally hosting the entire encyclopaedia in one place at once is a no-no since it falls under product counterfeiting That's the entire MGE wiki tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:35:38 2015 No.14464638 >>14464626 Cut.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Dec 8 22:36:14 2015 No.14464640 >>14464634 Seven Seas anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:36:58 2015 No.14464642 >>14464635 A-Anon calm down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:37:07 2015 No.14464644 >>14464596 There you go https://twitter.com/to_aru_Oni/status/674432416929308672

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:37:10 2015 No.14464645 >>14464635 MFW I've written 8600 words in 7 days. MFW I'll probably think it's shit and scrap it at the last minute

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:37:33 2015 No.14464647

>>14464615
>Not sure why you think this is so crazy? Monster Musume continues to sell incredibly well, with each passing volume doing better than the last, which isn't terribly common for manga in the States. It's also one of the best-selling manga in the US, and has consistently beat out many top-selling graphic novels.

It's because there's a pretty big jump between MonMusu and this. MonMusu is a comedy/harem of lighthearted ecchi shenanigans that just happens to center around monstergirls instead of humans. The Monster Girl Encyclopedia is an encyclopedia of monstergirls in a fictionalized setting where they quite literally dominate and rape men (and women to convert them) by either brute force, magic, or other mind control. I can understand MonMusu doing well because it has an exotic appeal to it and "it's so quirky and Japanese!" But at the end of the day it's just mildly sexy comedy. MGE is full of descriptions of rape by said exotic creatures, as well as not a few unfortunate fates you could meet. I just don't see the reaction of newcomers to it in the west being quite so accepting or benign. Especially in the current political climates. And the Sabbath and other lolicon-bodied girls. What the hell can you do there? That's asking to be picketed and protested against for pedophilia. It just seems like a pretty delicate piece to try to sell in the West.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:37:59 2015 No.14464648 >>14464634 Please replace the entire sabbath faction with happy go lucky titty monsters and replace the bapho profile pic with crabman's one, pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:38:05 2015 No.14464649 >>14464627 Oh wow you listen to this garbage?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:39:20 2015 No.14464652

>>14464636
Honestly, MGE is by and large an art book. There's never been a huge market for that sort of thing as opposed to games or manga. So I'm guessing they're treating this as a, "We'll do a short run, people will buy it if they feel like, no biggie" rather than trying to enforce a monopoly on the distribution of MGE. They never expected a huge profit from the getgo, so probably got the rights for dirt-cheap too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:39:22 2015 No.14464653 >>14464644 Danke. I've updated the Wordpress accordingly. I'll send you all an email via your form about the job thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:40:37 2015 No.14464655 >>14464642 There is no calming down you CRASS ASS

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:41:14 2015 No.14464656

>>14464647
To be fair, I can see how they're selling it, this is a niche thing. I presume this is to be sold Online only. Essentially, people who know of it will get it. And if you know of it already, you're cool with it.

A real question to PR >>14464634 is will the other books in MGE be translated. I know some were written by nippon fans that KC did artwork and published over there, will those be coming here too?

Also, how long has this been in the works? When was it decided to do this?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:42:26 2015 No.14464658

>>14464623
No prob.

>>14464629
The translation was regrettable, yeah. But as I mentioned above, this is an encyclopedia and it's far different from dialog (though there is some story within the entries). It will be handled differently.

>>14464640
Been awhile. Well, I mean, I still lurk. Probably best I don't post much, since I don't really enjoy derailing threads with all that nonsense. Let the anons enjoy their monster girls without my interference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:42:50 2015 No.14464659 >>14464655 Maybe you'll calm down if you write about the boats anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:43:32 2015 No.14464661 >>14464656 >>14464634 Oh yeah, seconding this. Will we get books like Fallen Maidens or any of the worldbuilding books? I'd actually be interested in these quite a bit.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Dec 8 22:43:42 2015 No.14464662 >>14464658 Don't blame you on that, the threads went to shit once the anime hit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:45:25 2015 No.14464672 >>14464647 I bet most of us don't even follow the original concept loyally anyways, everybody has their own headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:45:37 2015 No.14464673 >>14464658 You could always lurk in the IRC and pipe up when stuff like this drops. But really your presence is preferable to, say, arguing about whatever stupid thing has upset anon this week.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:47:34 2015 No.14464678

>>14464656
>A real question to PR >>14464634 is will the other books in MGE be translated.

You don't even need to be part of the company to answer that, it's business 101. You go a limited run to test the waters for a new product in a new market. If it does well, scale it up. If it does poorly, shut it down and eat the small costs of your test launch, and go onto something else.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:48:20 2015 No.14464681

>>14464659
I know literally nothing about Kantai Collection outside of Wo-tan being moe and writing about fucking ship girls would be a bad idea.

Lord only knows I don't need to give you people even more ammunition. Just pull the fucking trigger, Morty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:49:04 2015 No.14464685 >>14464678 But the question is is it even a possibility considering their origins? Does KC have full rights to them, or are they shared with the author? Are they going to try to get the rights or not bother?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:49:36 2015 No.14464687 >>14464681 At least tell me your name anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:50:12 2015 No.14464691 >>14464687 Yogar Constiban.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:50:43 2015 No.14464692 >>14464687 Sheev Palpatine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:50:54 2015 No.14464693 >>14464681 Truth be told, the Abyssals unfortunately don't have much characterization due to their nature as fodder. Which is a load of Bollocks if you know what I mean.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:51:11 2015 No.14464694

>>14464685
Typically with localization they sell the rights to use/license the IP within that country or market, and not globally. This is pretty much universal around the Western world (everything from games, to Hollywood, to manga), with few rare exceptions.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:51:55 2015 No.14464699

>>14464685
Fallen Maidens, the World Guide(s), and the Cheshire Doujin are the only books that KC himself has made. Every other book is a fan creation and thus their rights aren't as easy to get a hold of. KC does write them a little blurb and does some art but aside from that I dunno that he gets any in the way of cash from them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:52:50 2015 No.14464703 >>14464693 >Capitalizing Bollocks You tryin' to sell me a pork pie and a bag o' tripe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:54:07 2015 No.14464705 >>14464699 I thought Fallen Maidens was written by someone else and KC just really loved it. I could've sworn that, in fact. It was considered pseudo-canon.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:55:07 2015 No.14464708

>>14464647
That's a fair point to make, but this is essentially a release that almost anyone who enjoys MonMusu already, would also want this, no? Unless my logic and sense of a fan is wrong in assuming that, then I don't know. This isn't for your average fans, obviously. This is a collector's book, with the hardcore fans in mind.

We're in a world where hentai publishing is booming, and crazy things are happening. To me, MGE is pretty tame. The explicitness is almost entirely in the text, and if we're going by sexualized fiction, there is far more lewd content out there available to the masses already.

I don't honestly think the regular public will even care, much less know, about this book when it comes out. You're always going to have crazies sending you messages and emails, but at the end of the day, we all move on and the books keep on getting released.

>>14464653
No prob, man.

>>14464656
Can't really discuss anything outside of MGE at this point. Typical licensing NDA and business protocol and all that nonsense. Sorry.

As far as how long? Man, tossing around the idea has probably gone as far back as Monster Musume. It's been in planning for a while, and everything finally came together earlier this year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:56:23 2015 No.14464712 >>14464705 Wil started off as a fan character but got made canon. Fallen BRIDES is the one written by someone else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:58:04 2015 No.14464715 This wife picture got finished. http://a.pomf.cat/twkoql.png

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:58:22 2015 No.14464716

>>14464708
>As far as how long? Man, tossing around the idea has probably gone as far back as Monster Musume. It's been in planning for a while, and everything finally came together earlier this year.
Be honest, during the time of negotionations with KC, and internal with the team, how many people advocated for censoring or "altering" the book in some way?

Be honest, even if it's minor, I know someone had to have entertained the idea of "altering" it. Don't tell me it was never considered because that'd be a lie.

How seriously was it considered to alter MGE coming to the West, how oft/long was it debated? I know you've said you won't censor it, but I want to know how the idea was handled in the team.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:58:49 2015 No.14464718

>>14464661
We're always open to suggestions. We look at just about everything that is suggested, even if it takes a while to get around to (since we get so many requests, in addition to publisher recommendations and the like).

>>14464662
It's cool. Places like this aren't really the best place for industry peeps to talk, and I know how it sparks the ire of lots of fans, so I've tried to butt out and keep my mouth shut.

But I try to answer stuff every once in a while, if possible.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:58:59 2015 No.14464719

>>14464708
>That's a fair point to make, but this is essentially a release that almost anyone who enjoys MonMusu already, would also want this, no?

Not who you're talking to, but it's not the same at all, anon. A [franchise] artbook usually doesn't sell nearly as well as a [franchise] manga, game, or TV show. Because reference media doesn't have the same draw of a plot -- no curiosity about what happens next, no drama, anticipation, etc. MGE is more a passive medium like an artbook, a poster, or a collectable figure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:59:26 2015 No.14464721 >>14464715 Needs a >Nyoho hoho

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:59:34 2015 No.14464722 >>14464715 Those are some big shark teeth on that wife.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Dec 8 23:00:24 2015 No.14464725 >>14464718 Yeah, I understand. Well, I followed you on the twitter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:01:15 2015 No.14464726 >>14464722 They're cute. >>14464721 I don't follow

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:03:14 2015 No.14464732 >>14464705 You're thinking of Fallen Brides. Maidens is World Guide 1.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:03:33 2015 No.14464734

>>14464708
>but this is essentially a release that almost anyone who enjoys MonMusu already, would also want this, no?

I don't think you can necessarily make that assumption, no. Firstly because, as I said, there's a rather large tone difference in how each handles monstergirls, and second due to just the difference in an artbook versus an actual manga series.

>This isn't for your average fans, obviously. This is a collector's book, with the hardcore fans in mind.
If that's the mindset that's being put into this I'm less concerned then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:04:33 2015 No.14464738 >>14464715 Gazers are gross.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:05:19 2015 No.14464741

>>14464716
I'm not privy to those conversations, since that was between licensing, my boss, the creator, and whatever other official parties.

I just know that censorship had between discussed, and that it was again discussed on a few occasions once it moved forward. It was decided based upon a few factors that this release needed to be published uncensored, left alone and with all the original content and intentions.

I think it was kind of commonly accepted that if we altered/censored it, that would end up putting off more fans than not. I like to think we have a good understanding of our audience, and this is very much a book for our monster girl fans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:05:40 2015 No.14464743 >>14464738 Nah, surely there are other Monster Girls grosser right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:07:23 2015 No.14464748 >>14464743 There are, but this does not invalidate the claim that Gazers are gross.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:08:18 2015 No.14464753

I know some of the KC art tends to be pretty graphic, like the equivalent of skin-tight latex suit or micro-kini kind of graphic. Throw in KC's lolicon tendencies, and it makes me wonder: has Seven Seas ever actually tested the waters of censorship by posting pretty explicit lolicon content like that before?

I only ask because it's a relatively low key franchise, so there's no way it'll be worth the costs of fighting it if they get into legal trouble. So if they haven't already gotten away with publishing stuff that explicit (involving obviously not legal ages), I strongly suspect it'll be a permanently incomplete release by removing a chunk of the MGs from play.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:08:21 2015 No.14464754 >>14464748 Whats grosser than a girl with eye tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:08:27 2015 No.14464755 >>14464738 >>14464748 fite me Your opinion is one I disagree with wholeheartedly, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:10:22 2015 No.14464760 >>14464753 By what's been said so far they're entering into the hentai printing field. Or that's what I've gathered. I don't think they'll run into problems except with, say, Wendigo. The other lolis are covered enough.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:12:19 2015 No.14464765

>>14464753
If they really are releasing it uncensored, then I'm sure they had their lawyer clear themselves for any potential liability before they bought the rights.

Though, at least in the US, it's hard to prosecute loli as CP laws, and most don't bother because the defense of claiming Loli is CP is flimsy.

MGE being printed uncensored was cleared by your Lawyer, right >>14464741? I hope so, I'm a bit excited about this, and I'd hate for it to be censored at the last minute because lawyer said no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:12:26 2015 No.14464767 >>14464754 Matango.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:12:38 2015 No.14464768

>>14464719
Okay, that too is a good point. There's no guarantee it'll be a hit, but that is publishing for you, especially when you're importing materials. Nevertheless, we're going to do the encyclopedia, and it's going to be a lot of fun. I certainly hope it sells decently, and I do still think it will, but that's just part of the publishing biz. Sometimes you hit big, sometimes you don't (though you always hope and want them to do well).

>>14464725
Pretty sure I did as well. From both work/personal accts on Twitter. I think.

>>14464734
While there isn't tons of stuff to use as a good comp for this release, we have a good feeling about it.

And yeah, I think going for the collector's route is the best situation for this kind of book. It'll be our first hardcover release, and those sorts of books have gotten decent traction from fans. And of course, I sure as hell want it up on my bookshelf.

Okay anons, I gotta call it. I need to make dinner and do some other shit. Hope I was able to clear some stuff up and maybe even alleviate the worries of others. If not, it's cool and I understand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:13:40 2015 No.14464772 >>14464765 Loli is federally legal in the US. Specific state laws may complicate stuff or make it illegal, but it shouldn't be a major issue.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:15:00 2015 No.14464776

>>14464760
Maybe I wasn't clear enough: I'm not talking about the explicit part alone being trouble. Everyone but China has porn. It's more the explicit with lolis part. Canada I know has prosecuted at least one case of loli/shota hentai (physical imports from Japan), and Australia bans actresses that look too young in porn so it's likely they'd do the same. Not sure about the US market though, but given two other English-speaking markets have acted against it, there's likely a very serious risk of legal trouble.

Or maybe I'm just over-imagining things.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:16:53 2015 No.14464778

>>14462986
>http://www.gomanga.com/articles/extraextra/seven-seas-educates-monster-fan-masses-with-license-of-monster-girl-encyclopedia/817
>MGE
>In Hard-Cover and in full-color
>By Seven Seas
On the one hand, hard-cover and full-color.
On the other, Seven Seas.

Oh and also. Fucking What.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:17:28 2015 No.14464781 >>14464768 Thanks for coming by PR anon. I'll be looking forward to having KC's art on my bookshelf too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:18:08 2015 No.14464782 >TFW Like Seven Seas' puns I hope their MGE will have puns, at least in the back of the book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:20:35 2015 No.14464789 >>14464782 Fuck off. FUCK OFF.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:21:36 2015 No.14464792 >>14464789 Monster Girls would like people to fuck (them) off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:23:03 2015 No.14464795 >>14464789 That old meme doesn't work anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:24:59 2015 No.14464801 >>14464792 That's not funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:25:25 2015 No.14464802 >>14464789 You seem pretty grumpy there

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:25:50 2015 No.14464807 >>14464801 Yeah, I bet a Skeleton Girl would better tickle your funny bone!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:27:35 2015 No.14464813 >>14464807 Stop.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:29:55 2015 No.14464820

The fact is that unlike Everyday Life, the MGE is, quite blatantly, and especially in its bonus artwork for the compilation books, porn.

Seven Seas is, in fact, marketing porn.
Either they tone it down to the point of it being simply erotic, which they claim not to be doing, or they market porn.

Porn which is, in several different ways, illegal in the West; or at the very least, looked down upon in the extreme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:33:53 2015 No.14464830 There really shouldn't be any kind of bans or restriction on 2d porn. what it comes don to in most places is a decency issue anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:34:05 2015 No.14464831 >>14464820 Hentai is bigger than ever in the US. If Fakku can publish loli legally then 7S can easily get away with MGE.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:35:18 2015 No.14464835

>>14464820
>Illegal

Technically it's more a grey area. As I mentioned >>14464776 , both Canada and Australia (in a relevant case of porn) have acted against it -- but I'm not familiar with any case law in the US or most of Europe that pretty clearly shows a stance against drawn images, particularly "softcore" and not completely explicit images. Saying it's outright "illegal in the West" is just wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:36:11 2015 No.14464837 >Can't buy the MGE book because loli is banned in my country God I hate where I live.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:37:47 2015 No.14464841

>>14464835
I seem to recall there being a chart defining the legality of such things throughout the US.

>>14464837
If they don't find it anon...
Also if they start actually selling it in bookstores, really, what're the authorities gonna do?

>>14464831
Did they? I thought that they hadn't touched the wealth of top-tier loli artists they had access to? Something which really pissed me off...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:39:29 2015 No.14464845 >>14464841 It's federally legal but states can make their own legislation. It shouldn't be a problem for 7seas

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:43:33 2015 No.14464850 >>14464835 >>14464776 I'm pretty sure someone in Australia has been found guilty of child porn possession because they had rule 34 of Lisa Simpson.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:44:19 2015 No.14464852 >>14464841 This one, right? https://i.imgur.com/nXTEVAH.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:45:19 2015 No.14464856 >>14464852 Yeah that looks right.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:46:10 2015 No.14464858

>>14464850
Reading comprehension, anyone? I literally just said Canada and Australia have acted against it. My objection was to the notion that Canada and Australia barring it equalling "illegal in the West"; it's like calling Mexico "The North American Continent"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:51:36 2015 No.14464869 >>14464852 So essentially, owning Loli in itself is fine, but >Mailing Loli >Intent to distribute Loli >Bringing Loli in the state Is illegal? Weird, but I don't see this affecting anyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:52:12 2015 No.14464873 >>14464852 God I hate my state.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:54:25 2015 No.14464876 Remember anons: Everything is legal if you don't get caught.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:54:54 2015 No.14464878 >>14464869 It's the same thing with weed. You start moving it in bulk or distributing it to others, charges often gets upped from a misdemeanor to a felony. Not all surprising.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:55:31 2015 No.14464880 >>14464858 I wasn't saying they hadn't, nor that the former colonies of Australia and Canada were "the whole of the West", I was just pointing out an extreme example of how daft law enforcement is in Australia. Cool your tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:56:14 2015 No.14464881 "Ownership" is a pretty fucked thing. I remember hearing about a dude getting caught on pedophilia based on cached thumbnails somewhere in his system.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:57:13 2015 No.14464883 >>14464881 Begs the question of why someone who would take offense to such a thing was digging through his cashed thumbnails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:58:22 2015 No.14464887 >>14464883 I think there was cause to search in the first place, and that was the nail in the coffin so to speak. Memory is sketchy.

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:05:16 2015 No.14464902

>>14464883
>>14464887
In law enforcement, it's generally far easier to place bait (tracking adware) rather than manually go and hunt down every possible lead, since the perp comes to you. He probably hit an advert or misclicked a link, or maybe really did visit such a site, and got tagged by the tracker. Cops then followed up when it reported home.

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:05:57 2015 No.14464905

>>14464869
The entire thing is probably going to be a non issue unless someone decides to take it upon themselves to start a moral crusade and make it an issue on whatever social media they're on. Assuming they can gain the traction.

>>14464887
This doesn't happen to be the case with Thad does it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:06:52 2015 No.14464906 >>14464902 >YFW Seven Seas is baiting us all to put us in jail

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:18:03 2015 No.14464927 >>14464726 >Hour and 15 minutes ago I was playing video games with old people. http://i.imgur.com/CL7DpML.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:25:12 2015 No.14464940 >>14464927 Best character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:46:47 2015 No.14464991 I for one welcome our translated overlords. It'll allow more people to buy our goods, making it easier for us to get sheckles and spread our influence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:50:15 2015 No.14464999 >>14464991 But the normalfags and feminists!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:50:57 2015 No.14465000 >>14464999 Just more people to learn about our ways and brush our tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:51:38 2015 No.14465005 >>14464991 Buy what? We don't make goods for sale. And why would you want them here anyways? Look what happened with Monster Musume threads when they got more and more popular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:51:43 2015 No.14465006 >>14465000 Wait, tails?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:52:00 2015 No.14465007 >>14464991 The only thing spreading is influence, not monies.

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:54:28 2015 No.14465012

>>14465005
They'll assimilate Anon, you just got to give them time.
Welcome your new brethren with open arms.

>>14465006
Shut up Goyim and read a tail from the sabbath, they are cute and sell many potions.

>>14465007
Influence, money, one leads to the other.

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:54:54 2015 No.14465014

>KCs book sells in America
>Increase in fame and some additional income bolsters his production capacity
>More profiles
>More comics
>More guides
>More goods
>More buttons, keychains, towels, blankets, posters
>KC finally finishes up and produces the Baphomet Dakimakura
This is my optimistic take.

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:57:38 2015 No.14465022

>>14465000
>Brush out tails

Either he means:

1) Brush our [waifu's] tails. In that case it's practically NTR. Do not want

2) Self-inserting as the girl, like InariKistune. In that case, Alps don't have brush-able tails so jokes on you. Also do not want.

>>14465014
>He thinks what is effectively an artbook will make huge sums of money and not a token amount of cash.

I bet you put all your savings into figurines, posters, and collectable coins, too.

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:57:44 2015 No.14465023

>>14465012
>They'll assimilate Anon, you just got to give them time.
>Welcome your new brethren with open arms.
That's bullshit and you know it. They don't assimilate, they dilute. This has happened countless times and I don't know why people still think it'll somehow end good.

Why do people push the meme of "The more popular it is the better it'll be?" This has never been true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:59:32 2015 No.14465029 >>14465022 You should be more respectable to alps Anon. They just want to experience life as the superior monster girl race. >>14465023 Please, it'll work this time Anon. Just shut up and buy our goods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:59:56 2015 No.14465030 >>14465022 >I bet you put all your savings into figurines, posters, and collectable coins, too. Well, not coins...

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