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Performing the mating press on a Flatchested Kikimora

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14456155
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14456155

Elves are for healing.

>> No.14456161

>go to take a shit
>get mercy killed by the mods
Lets go for 3,000+ without hitting image limit, okay?

>> No.14456173

Today OP was not a faggot.

>> No.14456181

4th for all of the overworked and under-appreciated writefags.

>> No.14456189

>>14456181
There aren't any. No writefag drama, please.

>> No.14456192
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14456192

>>14456152
still dead despite new thread

>> No.14456201
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14456201

Assuming direct control.

>> No.14456202
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14456202

How come this smug mother fucker gets to be the first one to have an official doujin?

>> No.14456203
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>>14456192
Maybe if OP picked a better maid to start the thread with we wouldn't be so dead.

>> No.14456207

>>14456192
It's early. All the good NEETS are sleeping.

>> No.14456209

>>14456152
>Performing the mating press

I want!

>> No.14456212

>>14456203
End yourself abominationfaggot.

>> No.14456213

So does the rest of the thread always think of monsters talking in an accent appropriate for there country of origin. Like Kikis being Slavic, or Elves being Nordic, or shoggoths being from New England

>> No.14456214

>>14456202
Shit taste.

>> No.14456216

>>14456213
No, I don't think of them talking at all. I'm not good at imagining voices.

>> No.14456217

>>14456202
Because KC understood the world needs more Cheshire. Seriously, before the doujin was announced I'm pretty sure Fizzshire had more art than the profile design.

>> No.14456218

>>14456152
>OP about flat-chested maid
>Uses the medium-chested redhead kiki instead of black haired twintails loli kiki

>> No.14456225

>>14456203
Maybe, but there's no maid better than a kikimora so it's a moot point.

>> No.14456230

>>14456189
>there aren't any

Maybe not overworked, but some are a little under-appreciated at times. Not trying to cause drama, just sending good vibes to fellow writefags.

>> No.14456235

>>14456230
Please no. It will all end in tears.

>> No.14456237

>>14456218
post it

>> No.14456241
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14456241

>>14456225
>>14456237

>> No.14456262

>>14456155
All Good Monster girls deserve healing.
Maybe even some evil ones if they cry about losing to a hero all the time

>> No.14456266

>>14456241
literally the perfect file name

>> No.14456269

>>14456262
All good heroes deserve to be healed by evil monstergirls

>> No.14456272
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>> No.14456279

>>14456272
What a classy matron.

>> No.14456283

>>14456272
That Oni looks like she'd be fun to drink with.

Cuddle too but mostly drink with, she looks like she has a good story or two to tell.

>> No.14456285

Monstergirls being scared of other monstergirls because of what they are.

Cute Alices afraid and grossed out by giant slugs
Beelzebubs scared shirtless of spidergirls
Angels afraid of devils and devils terrified of valkiryes
spidergirls afraid of Ignis because PERISH IN FLAMES!

>> No.14456288

>>14456262
>evil
Onto the sword it goes.

>> No.14456291

>>14456288
Not this shit again.

>> No.14456296
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>>14456291
Always

>> No.14456297

>>14456285
Shoggoths and Kikis fight each other on the spot when their eyes meet
Apos and Pharaohs are a given
Scyllas and Charibs too
Yetis and Wendigos also duel with one another

>> No.14456303

>>14456297
How do Yetis and Wendigos duel? Can't imagine any aggression from them.

>> No.14456305

>>14456303
>'AWA' and throws a snowball at Yeti
>Yeti throws one back

>> No.14456315

>>14456285
Dormice are terrified of Cheshires, not because they're cats but because they have a habit of pranking them as they sleep.
Jinkos and Hellhounds wrestle for supremacy whenever they meet
Kikis get nervous whenever a Wurm passes by, thinking they'll accidentally plough right through their master's house

>> No.14456316

>>14456303
Hugging duel, they each grab a guy and see who can snuggle him the best.

>> No.14456318

>>14456316
>Yeti gets a flashback to her mommy
>"Try to remember some of the basics of CQC!"
>Encounter starts to play
Mmm, yes.

>> No.14456327

>>14456152
>"M-Master." she blushes and adjusts her glasses
>After finishing her task of cleaning the study, she found you watching her
>"Is my work to your liking? You let it get awfully dirty in here master." You walk towards her, not saying a thing "Are you hungry? Dinner is in the oven, it'll be ready soon, it's roasted chicken tonight..."
>You walk closer still, circling around her, eventually placing you hands on her delicate shoulders "Master?"
>You move your hands from her shoulders down to her waist, hugging her tightly "M-Master..."
>You swing her off her feet, holding her at an angle like a dancer, you stare into her eyes "W-What exactly is it you're doing? There's work to be done, you know?"
>You kneel down and lay her onto the study's plush, large oriental carpet
>She begins to protest but you lift a fuzzy, floppy ear and blow into it before biting the tip
>You lift her thick, modest skirt revealing her black garters and panties, which you proceed to rip off
>You then ravish her delicate, pale body with an animal-like mating press, releasing copious amounts of semen insider her, all the while she clings to you
>You kiss her all over and get off of her, zipping up
>She brushes herself off and fixes her clothes, standing up "Very well, master. Like I said, dinner will be ready soon."
>She serves dinner and eats beside you like nothing happened
>"Now I'm most likely pregnant and now the chicken's overdone too because of what you did, you'll take responsibility, r-right?"

>> No.14456335

>>14456203
REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth, you are the worst maid you are the blueberry smell

>> No.14456336

>>14456288
My man.

>> No.14456339
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>>14456336
You're so silly.

>> No.14456342

>>14456327
>treating sex like it's just a matter of course
I did not know how badly I wanted this.

>> No.14456344

>>14456327
But are the carpets still clean?

>> No.14456348
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14456348

Reminder that you're loved out there, somewhere. Never lose hope, and never let her down!

>> No.14456356

>>14456336
Brother.

>> No.14456357

>>14456348
Bloody hell, that's astonishing.

>> No.14456358

>>14456348
But she's not real.

>> No.14456363
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>>14456288
>>14456336
Evil monstergirls are best monstergirls

>> No.14456368

>>14456318
>Yeti puts on her best Golgo 13 serious face and charges in for the hug
>Wendigo awawas off out of fear and starts running
>Benny Hill style chase ensues and the Yeti has to catch the Wendigo

>> No.14456374

>>14456368
>Yakkety Sax intensifies
You! You did this to me!

>> No.14456383
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>>14456363
Damn right they are.

>> No.14456390

>>14456363
I want to play her rump like a bongo!

>> No.14456397
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>>14456363
>evil is edgy
>but not if monstergirls are involved
Jump off a cliff

>> No.14456398

>>14456305
>>14456316
>Guy gets lost in blizzard
>yeti and wendigo both converge
>notice each other before man notices either
>yeti approaches, calls out to man before a snowball nails her in the face
>wendigo begins to creep up to man "awawawa.mp4" starts
>promptly cut off by snowball
>Man still freezing
>luckily the local yuki-onna was there to help him

>> No.14456399

I want to be a hero who saves the land but upon beating the demon lord, marries her instead of killing her.

>She's knelt on the ground having accepted death
>You place the flat of your sword against her neck, she winces
>You sheath it, her head still hung low
>You kneel down and grab her hand
>Kissing the back of her hand, you smile as she blushes and gasps in astonishment
>"Leading a reformed life as my bride is surely better than being executed here, no?"
>"EEEEEEEEHHHHHH?"
>Party members are stunned and that human cleric girl in the party starts crying because she just assumed she'd eventually become your wife

>> No.14456400

>>14456358
That's quitter talk anon, are you a quitter?

>> No.14456403

>>14456348
I will!
>>14456400
That's right, you just gotta pierce the veil of reality using your D powers!

>> No.14456406
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14456406

Need more Sweaters, their is not enough

>> No.14456409

>>14456406
No dumping now.

>> No.14456410
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>>14456406

>> No.14456413

>>14456409
I wont, Just stating a fact

>> No.14456418

>>14456409
>>14456410
I, yeah, sorry.

>> No.14456419
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>>14456410

>> No.14456420

>>14456399
>saying no to cleric/nun pussy
I HATE YOU!

>> No.14456422

>>14456410
I love Apophis now. She's so deep, and throughful, and purple.

>> No.14456432

>>14456420
>humie pussy
>ever

nice me.

>> No.14456435

>>14456420
But she's a human.

>> No.14456443

What's your opinion on yandere human girls who turn into monsters for the man they love

>> No.14456445

>>14456443
Intrigue. Tell me more.

>> No.14456453

>>14456443
I have tthe desire to know more about this, tell me

>> No.14456454

>>14456318
>Loyalty to your husband or loyalty to me!

>> No.14456456

>>14456432
I could say the same to you.
>>14456435
>not being an equal opportunity employer

>> No.14456458

>>14456454
>There is no such thing as a "lover" in absolute terms!

>> No.14456459

>>14456443
I'd rather they stay human and simply take out any monstergirl rivals.

>> No.14456463

>>14456445
>>14456453
Oh, you know, being a monster has many advantages. Turning into an undead will make you able to stalk him 24/7 without needing to sleep or eat. Or maybe she thinks she's not beautiful enough as she is, and ask a Vampire for help. Or she thinks she can win his heart through magic and starts to practice witchcraft.

There are so many possibilities.

>> No.14456464

>>14456459
This nigga gets it.

>> No.14456469

>>14456456
Why go for the inferior product?

>> No.14456472

>>14456458
>You twist your wrist when you grab onto the shoulder blades. That's more of an underhanded cuddling technique.
>You're pretty good

>> No.14456474

>>14456469
Diamond in the rough. Plus fucking holy women silly is my fetish.

>> No.14456475
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14456475

Oh noes!
Someone left a loli slave at your doorstep!
What are you going to do with her?

>> No.14456478

>>14456443
I'm more interested in Yandere slimes pulling a Super Buu on human girls I look at/talk to

>> No.14456481
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14456481

Boss. We got a call from some craftsmen who need rare ingredients to do whatever it is they're working on. They offered to pay us good money to obtain the materials they require. It might not sound like our line of work, but the specific ingredients they need can only be harvested from Monsters. I've put the details on your iDroid if you're interested in some big game.
Good hunting, Boss.

>> No.14456485

>>14456475
What's this from? Seems incredibly depressing, but potentially heartwarming.

>> No.14456488

>>14456475
Call CPS.

>> No.14456489

>>14456475
She is just precious, fuck. That .webm always hurts my heart.

>Someone left a loli slave at your doorstep! What are you going to do with her?

Raise into a good wife and treat her well until consummation on our wedding night

>> No.14456490

>>14456474
Eh. Not worth it.

>> No.14456494

>>14456475
Tenderly love and corrupt.

>> No.14456495

>>14456348
It gets rough at times, but I don't have time to bleed.

>> No.14456496

>>14456475
Someone's translating this or is it just that webm?

>> No.14456497

>>14456490
Your lust is weak.

>> No.14456499

>>14456485
Teaching Feeling.

>> No.14456500

>>14456490
It's human girls or nobody.
Shit eating grin.jpg

>> No.14456506

>>14456472
>Yeti tries to do the Ocelet "You're pretty good" hands
>Her paws are too big

>> No.14456509

>>14456497
But I can get a monstergirl that can alleviate all my lust.

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>>14456499
>not fully translated
I'm taking out my frustrations on this fox.

>> No.14456514

>>14456463
>Turning into an undead will make you able to stalk him 24/7 without needing to sleep or eat. Or maybe she thinks she's not beautiful enough as she is, and ask a Vampire for help. Or she thinks she can win his heart through magic and starts to practice witchcraft.
10/10 waifu material.

>> No.14456521

>>14456509
But they're not real anon.

>> No.14456526
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>Oppai Barometz
I'm totally fine with this.

>> No.14456530

>>14456526
who drew this?

>> No.14456534

>>14456496
Translation though I think he dropped it at 45%

>> No.14456535

>>14456521
Exactly.

>> No.14456538

>>14456526
What happens if I rip her out of the pulp?

>> No.14456541

>>14456526
I'd lick that Barometz's metz's.

>> No.14456543

>>14456530
Paundo, he's a guy on pixiv who pumps out a bunch of low-mid quality at best stuff, it doesn't appear to be on his page yet though. KC retweeted it earlier.

>> No.14456544

>>14456535
Ooooooooh, you cheeky bugger, I like you. Never alp.

>> No.14456545

>>14456538
It would be extremely.

>> No.14456549

I want to spoil a nice, plump alice.

>> No.14456550

>>14456545
She's a big.

>> No.14456552

>>14456550
FORE! Wurm likes golf!

>> No.14456553

>>14456549
I want to give a nice plump Alice Wonderland Cake and make her into an Onee-san

And then spoil her

>> No.14456556

>>14456550
you

>> No.14456558

Cyberpunk and Monster Girls. Discuss.

>> No.14456560
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>>14456549
I want to play totally innocent games with an Alice. Like Snakes and Ladders or cards.

>> No.14456561

>>14456558
So basically Shadowrun?

>> No.14456565

>>14456558
sounds Interesting at least

>> No.14456569

>>14456560
That's good too.

>>14456553
Plump alice imotous are best!
An oneesan alice is essentially a titania!

>> No.14456571

>>14456569
She's still plump and lazy, and has the alice look and dress though!

>> No.14456575

>>14456510
>Be traveling war torn country.
>Come across this fox girl
>She shakes as she tries lifting the assault rifle.
>You remove the Magazine
>Ask her if she understand English, or get a translator who knows the local languages to translate.
>Tell her she's going to be fine and try to take her
>She screams, kicks, struggles and even bites as you take her and put her in a truck and eventually onto a plane or chopper heading back home.
>You take her to a hospital where her eye is treated the best they can, learn she may need glasses one day because of the damage to her eye
>She is disinfected and bandages up and given small portions of food until she can take more
>As this goes on you are working with the government to adopt her as part of a rehabilitation movement of child soldiers.
>Eventually she is cleared to leave and you take her home. You give her a white room and tell her that whatever she wants done to it she just needs to ask.
>You home school her the best you can along with attending sessions with a physiologist to help her get over her trauma.
>Eventually she has to go to school to be reintegrated with society.
>It's VERY bumpy but you try your best to help her grow up.
>One day she goes missing after mentioning she can't get the battlefield off her mind.
>You feel like you failed, and spend the rest of your years alone thinking you couldn't help her.
>Another war starts and ends and you go to the country, expecting to find dozens of starving child soldiers but see them all being taken care of.
>You ask who did all this as the soldiers take you to meet their General who won the war for them with minimal casualties.
>You walk in the tent to see a figure looking away
>"It's been a long time...father."
>She turns and you see her scared eye, her other filling with tears

>> No.14456577

>>14456571
Please,

with alice imotous they need to invite you to tea parties only to bashfully admit that they ate all the cakes before you got there.

>> No.14456586

>>14456575
Meh, it went from healing to just stupidly easily resolving all problems.

>> No.14456611

>>14456577
No, an Onee-san Alice is for baking a cake with, and watching as she keeps having "little pieces" of it, only to discover she's eaten the whole cake in just a day!

>> No.14456624

>>14456611
But you can't lay oneesan alice in you lap while you nap!
You won't have her skit be pinned at an undignified angle so her bear panties are exposed on her big round bottom.

>> No.14456625

>>14456586
well it was either 'She becomes a normal everyday girl'
or 'she becomes a soldier of some kind'

>> No.14456632

>>14456575
It's okay.

>> No.14456634

>>14456625
Why couldn't it be
>She becomes no-nonsense teacher who all the boys have a crush on desoute of or precisely because she's always strict

>> No.14456635

>>14456410
>"I wonder where he is now."
>"Is he with her?"
>"Are they mating right now?"
>"Will he ever come back?"

>> No.14456639

>>14456635
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

>> No.14456644

>>14456635
Brown Country
Yes
Like rutting hogs
Nyet, you blew it

>> No.14456647

>>14456624
No, but you can do something even better!

You can lay on top of her while she holds you tightly! She'll cuddle you lovingly because you're her sweet otouto!

>> No.14456648

>>14456635
>>14456639

She sings about him on friday nights at lounges.
>>14242119

>> No.14456650

>>14456639
I'm sure a nice girl liker her will get over him and find a new boyfriend. It' not like she's going to be alone forever.

Right?

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>>14456635
>>14456644
>>14456648
STOP

>> No.14456654

>>14456647
But she can't look up at you like a chubby alice imotou!

Don't you want to see her pouting up at you only to break into a sunny smile when you pat her head?

>> No.14456658

>>14456648
Well I blew that.
https://youtu.be/NYz8xs163YU?t=43s

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>>14456635
>tracing the path of droplets on the window
>taking in the scent of coffee rising up on tendrils of steam
>as her gaze shifts past the rainwater to the lights of the city beyond
>one question plagues her mind:
"What was the name of the song that went bee-bee-boo-bop-beep-boo-boo-bop"
". . ."
"FUCK, THIS IS GOING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY."

>> No.14456662

>>14456654
But then I can look up to a chubby Alice onee-san! And I can pout at her until she gives me a headpat, then break out into a sunny smile!

>> No.14456665

>>14456661
Nah, she's thinking of bee boo boo bop boo boo bop.

>> No.14456667

>>14456662
Please,
It sounds like you are the one who wants to be spoiled now!

>> No.14456672

>>14456667
Maybe I am, is that a crime? We can spoil each other!

>> No.14456675

>>14456635
>Her childhood friend, Anon, got recently married to another of her childhood friend, Pharaoh-chan. She regrets not all this time not telling Anon her true feelings.

>> No.14456677

>>14456661
>>14456665
This is turning into Cromartie High, isn't it?

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14456679

>>14456662
-->alivpce
>chubby
>oneesan
>chubby
Why can't you have a coronary and rid us of you?

>> No.14456683

>>14456672
The only spoiling you should need is hugs!
Spoil the imotou!
Spoil her till she's he softest around!

>> No.14456685

>>14456679
God I hope that hamster girl dies

>> No.14456693

I want to teach an Oomukade how to dance the depression away!

>> No.14456698

>>14456685
Never seen her show, why?

>> No.14456703

>>14456693
But bugs can't dance.

>> No.14456706

>>14456693
Tap dancing, right?
>>14456703
Sure they can, but their dancing will stink. Hehheheheheh. Get it? Stink.

>> No.14456707

>>14456703
No, that's cats.

>> No.14456710

>>14456707
No, bugs are gross and have too many legs to dance.

>> No.14456711

>>14456707
>>14456703
No, that's Genesis.

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14456715

>>14456685
Never ever kek

>> No.14456746

I DESIRE TO SHATTER THIS MEME! A HAPPY NON AWKWARD OOMUKADE IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE!

>> No.14456750

>>14456746
Even in death, Alp's shadow still haunts us. The meme has become his phantom.

>> No.14456755

>>14456746
No, she'll always be sad and only get 5/10 boys at the most.

>> No.14456759

>>14456746
>Just as it appears, they have a melancholy, depressive disposition.
I can agree with you on odors and 'wimpy neet-ness', but that sentence up there's right from the profile.

>> No.14456761

What Monster Girls are best big and thick? Sonico thick?

Pochaco thick?

>> No.14456766

>>14456746
>>14456750
The gloomy/depressed part isn't Alp's fault, it's in the profile.
>Disposition Gloomy, ferocious
>They’re obsessively clingy and affectionate towards their prey to point that it borders on paranoia. Once they get a man, they’re never ever willing to be apart from him. Until he becomes entirely theirs, they continue to copulate a countless number of times, continuously spoiling the man’s body and heart with love and pleasure.

Although they're still nothing stinkypede neets. They're extremely forward about their desires and won't hesitate to pounce on a guy.

>> No.14456774

>>14456761
>Pochaco thick
That's just morbidly obese, Sonico is just a nice level of chubby. I wouldn't mind a Jabberwock with a Sonico style body.

>> No.14456777
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14456777

ZZZZZZZZZ

>> No.14456788

>>14456774
I'd a Pochaco-esque Monster Girl.

>> No.14456799

>>14456761
Holst, oni, dragon, any of them really.

I'd a pochaco tier jinko 100%

>> No.14456808

>>14456711
No this is Patrick

>> No.14456810

>>14456808
Fat pink starfish monstergirl when?

>> No.14456812

>>14456810
Sounds like shit desu senpai

>> No.14456816
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14456816

Begin with a function or arbitrary complexity. Feed it values, "sense data". Then take your result, square it, and feed it back into your original function, adding a new set of sense data. Continue to feed your results back into the original function ad infinitum. What do you have? The fundamental principle of human consciousness.

>> No.14456820

>>14456816
Mathematically unlikely.

>> No.14456821

>>14456816
TFW when Succuvirus is the closest any of us will ever get to a real monster girl in our potential life times.

>> No.14456822

>>14456820
Don't get your panties in a twist over an Alpha Centauri quote.

>> No.14456825

>>14456777
That mouse is not fat off cheese or pregnant with mice babies.

>> No.14456827

>>14456816
Neeeeerd

>> No.14456828

>>14456822
Don't get your panties in a twist over a Deus Ex quote.

>> No.14456831

>>14456822
>>14456828
NEEEERDS!

>> No.14456832

>>14456816
>Take come carbon atoms, some hydrogen atoms and combine them. Have them form into bonds of 1:3 for the most basic Methyl groups
>Continue to split and recombine them while feeding back into the original system
>What do you have?
>The fundamental principle of organic life
And a billion years from anything alive. Longer for multicellular creatures.
A room full of monkeys would crank out an award winning book before either of those things would generate sentience.

>> No.14456833

I need twintail monster girls. I njeed them now!

>> No.14456838

>>14456833
Twintail familiar!

>> No.14456840
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14456840

So what happens when one of these strumpets turns all the women in a town where the male:female ratio is skewed towards female into monstergirls? Do they all just draw straws to see who gets a husbando and who has to wait?

>> No.14456843

>>14456840
Communal husbands, like the Lamias in EMG.

>> No.14456847

>>14456840
Harems

>> No.14456853

>>14456840
Communal husbands

>> No.14456854

>>14456833
I want to convince a big strong Jinko to try twintails and make her blush by calling her cute!

>> No.14456855

>>14456840
None of you whore wenches will ever lay hands on my virginity! None of you!
>Then I an hero in front of all of them with a shotgun to the head

>> No.14456856

>>14456840
Direct them to the nearest tech school.

>> No.14456860
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14456860

I want to be a squire who gets corrupted by a Dark Matter's lewdness radiation and then assault my Paladin mistress while she sleeps. I'd kiss her on the lips and hug her every night until she began to turn.

>> No.14456867

>>14456840
I take off my 'Free Hugs' sign and instead put myself out there as a companion of moderate pricing.

Free trial hugs available on request

>> No.14456868

>Be out exploring with your big tough wolf or jinko
>Starts to get cloudy
>Hear thunder
>Suddenly she grabs you and takes you to a cave and protectively cuddles you.
>"What are you...?"
>She hushes you and stares out the cave while keeping you safe
>'Big Sky Boom no hurt.'
>Try to explain to her it's fine, you're not out in the open
>She keeps you close despite protest
What do

>> No.14456871
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14456871

>>14456855
>blowing your brains out in the middle of a monster-filled town.

>> No.14456872

>>14456855
Good boyim
You will make some Will-O-Wisp happy
And you won't run away from her since she literally locks you in herself

>> No.14456873

>>14456855
This just reminds me of that one scene in Mouth of Madness.

>> No.14456883

>>14456868
Pretend to be scared of the thunder to get free hugs until she catches on.

>> No.14456890

>>14456868
I'd just cuddle her tighter an thank her. It's the thought that counts, and she's really thoughtful.

>> No.14456892

>>14456868
stick a finger up her anus

>> No.14456893

>>14456871
What happens if I try to hug a Willow while I'm still alive?

>> No.14456895

>>14456893
>Will-o-wisp with living husbando.
She's gonna turn red, and all of her friends green.

>> No.14456896

>>14456893
She would be extremely overjoyed.

>> No.14456909

>>14456860
I want a Dark Matter Paladin onee-san.

>> No.14456936

>>14456860
I'd rather have a pure paladin oneesan who ascends to valkryiehood but decides to stay with me to continue dealing justice and breeding new loli valkryies

>> No.14456943 [SPOILER] 
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14456943

Anon! I need your help.

Hold this weresheep close and tight for a moment, will you?

>> No.14456945

>>14456893
For once, I think this might actually fit: it would be extremely painful.

>> No.14456954

>>14456936
Damn that's cute, it's like that Vestal Virgin Paladin idea I had once, but at the end she gets the childhood friend instead of his son.

>> No.14456959

>>14456943
I will look for you. I WILL find you. And then I'm going to kill you.

>> No.14456961

>>14456943
>Not shaving the area first
Artistdoesn'tknowhowtobrand/10

>> No.14456964

>>14456954
Don't forget that I'd get to come home to a bunch of winged daugtherus in cardboard armor who each want to share their good deeds for the day.

>> No.14456968

>>14456943
Why would you do that, I'm going to report you to the police

>> No.14456969

>>14456945
How would it be painful? Because you're not a big guy?

>> No.14456979

>>14456945
Not when monster mojo is involved.

>> No.14456981

>>14456964
No, no, that's way too far in the future. I'd concentrate on the part where she ascends and proceeds to use her newly sprouted wings to swoop down on you from the altar and plant her clumsy, wet first kiss right on your lips.

>> No.14456983

>>14456936
>Paladin onee-san
>Fights to protect humans and monstergirls equally from the evil and corrupt
>More than once, is threatened with corruption herself
>But is eventually rewarded by ascention into a Valkyrie
>Doesn't turn into a Dark Valkyrie, but remains pure through sheer belief and conviction,
>Gives birth to two beautiful Valkyrie children, glowing with a golden light even immediately after delivery

>> No.14456985

>>14456981
Only if her eyes are closed and she's beet red from embarrassment at kissing in front of others.

>> No.14456990

>>14456983
Yep,

Don't forget the wing hugs, both from her and the tiny valkyrie daughterus

>> No.14456996
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14456996

How do you feel about fit dragons?

>> No.14456997

>>14456985
Only after she'd munched on your lips for a good minute and had to come up for air. You know her wings would curl up into a cocoon to hide herself, too.

>> No.14456999

>>14456943
I'll hold her tight and close while I'm running away to get her to safety you sick fuck.

>> No.14457005
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14457005

>>14456996
Extremely nice, even if my favourite Dragons are slim and elegant.

>> No.14457007

>>14456996
I think my dick will fit inside one just fine.

>> No.14457008

>>14456996
>How do you feel about fit Xgirls
[X] Lick Abs

>> No.14457010

>>14456997
I want to stroke her wings after a day of hard work.

>>14456996
Would stroke abs.

>> No.14457011

>>14456996
I love them. If only she were black of scale and acidic of tongue.

>> No.14457012

I like retards.

>> No.14457014

>>14456959
>>14456968
>>14456999
For a thread about monsters, there's a surprising amount of humanity here.

>> No.14457015

>Have Monster girl waifu
>Be out on a date
>Suddenly evil wizard comes up and splits your waifu into two, a human version of her and a full on animal version of her species, effectively spiting the monster from the girl.
>The only way to remove the curse is to kill him, but he's going to be in his lair guarded by Super Demons and Lovecraftian horrors
What do you do?

>> No.14457020

>>14457014
Girls who are monsters on the outside is what we're after, not people without a speck of decency.

>> No.14457022

>>14457015
Fuck both versions of waifu

>> No.14457023

>>14457015
I teach my waifu the fusion technique so she can go back to normal.

>> No.14457027

>>14457015
Eh, she's just gonna alp again. It's not like all the Mamono mana that let it happen just disappeared.

>> No.14457028

>>14457015
Wizards are too busy reading and questioning the fundamentals of our magical place in the universe. They would not go around throwing curses on innocent passerby willy-nilly.

>> No.14457029

>>14457015
Ask a Lilim for help, they're our allies after all, and I bet she doesn't like what he's doing at all.

>> No.14457034

How does your waifu protect you from lusty monstergirls, who want to take you away?

>> No.14457037

>>14457015
Kill him before he can leave. Simple.

>> No.14457039
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14457039

Wife.

>> No.14457040

>>14457028
What if he's gone senile?

>> No.14457044

>>14457034
By being a Hellhound.

>> No.14457045

>>14457027
Or if she just turned into a human girl I can monsterize her into something different this time, like maybe an alperwock. Thanks wizard!

>> No.14457048

>>14457034
Mountain range.

>> No.14457049

>>14457034
Booby traps that lead to bigger boobies.

>> No.14457050
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14457050

>>14457039
Wife

>> No.14457053
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14457053

>>14456996
I'd like to have one as a lifting buddy.

>> No.14457054

>>14457034
Anti-NTR protocols. Those thirsty bitches will be jelly forever.

>> No.14457055

>>14457050
ouch

>> No.14457056

>>14457010
Those big, white, fluffy pigeon wings? They'd shiver and perk up every time you gave her sore, new flying muscles a good rub. Eventually she'd have to stretch them a bit, and how better to do that than to wrap them around you over and over again?

>> No.14457058

>>14457049
That one made me laugh.
Is she an Amazon?

>> No.14457059

>>14457055
It's okay, Vampire saliva is a natural anesthetic.

>> No.14457063

>>14457053
>shit form
>literal cowtits
9/10, would only hugg if I couldn't get my waifu.

>> No.14457065
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14457065

>>14457034
Nobody wants trouble from a woman who would look at you like this.

>> No.14457067

>>14457055
Not ouch

>> No.14457068

>>14456397
>not wanting to be the happy-go-lucky husband to an evil warlord MG
no anon maybe you should jump off the cliff

>> No.14457070

>>14457056
Indeed, fluffy white wing cocoons.

>>14457058
Yes, one who is of the opinion that 'breast' method' of keeping me safe is by making sure the girls can't get in the house.

Or walk without their hands carrying heavy breasts.

>> No.14457072
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14457072

>>14457055
Not as ouch as getting drained through the dick

>> No.14457074

>>14456990
The daughters would be so small, they'd only be able to wrap up your arms or legs with their wings.
Then they'd get all snuggled up by their mother, cocooning all of you with her massive, fluffy wings.

>> No.14457075

>>14457072
Damn.
That's one hell of a period.

>> No.14457080

>>14457034
Screech and dive at them. Or makes me wear a "Best Husband" wristband if I go out b myself.

>> No.14457082
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14457082

>>14456996
I'd love a muscular monstergirl anything.

Also, is that chick based off the MGE Dragon?

>> No.14457083

>>14457074
Indeed.
Don't you want to come home and have your valkryie daughterus wrap your legs up like fluffy white shin guards?

>> No.14457084
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14457084

>>14457050
Wife

>> No.14457089

>>14457034
Normally monstergirls aren't suicide enough to go against an amazon. You try to steal one husband and you have the entire tribe after you.

>> No.14457090
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14457090

>>14457039
Wife.

>> No.14457092
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14457092

>>14457008
Lick abs, you say?

>>14457082
Inspired by KC yes, but she wasn't meant to be based on MGE Dragon specifically.

>> No.14457093

>>14457053
>Muscle cow
NO!
SOFT COWS!
CUDDLY COWS THAT MOO AS YOU CUDDLE THEIR SOFT!

>> No.14457094

>>14457092
Bueno! This is wonderrful!

>> No.14457095
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14457095

>>14457090
Wives.

>> No.14457096
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14457096

>>14457084
Wife

>> No.14457097

>>14457092
Hold the phone, you're the one that drew her?

>> No.14457098

>>14457053
I want to give her minomilk to get her more muscled.

>> No.14457105
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14457105

>>14457095
Wife.

>> No.14457106

>>14457092
[X] Lick Abs Vigorously
[X] Tongue The Bellybutton

>> No.14457110

>>14457080
Wouldn't that give other MGs an insentive to steal you?

>> No.14457112
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14457112

>>14457096

Wife

If only I had fan-art of a Kejourou in a wedding dress.

>> No.14457115

>>14457084
>That face
>That hair
>Those ears
HNNNGGGGG GIVE TO ME THE BLESSING OF COW

>> No.14457116

>>14457093
>Not wanting a lewd tomboy cow to throw you over your shoulder and carry you off to do lewd things to you.
I don't even know what to say.

>> No.14457117

Too many wives.

>> No.14457118

>>14457110
But they'll know I'm taken.

>> No.14457119

>>14457093
>Not wanting to get swole with your waifu
>Not toweling each other off
>Not massaging away each other's muscle soreness
>Not having slow, sweet, post-workout shower sex
>Not making protien shakes with her milk

>> No.14457120
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14457120

>>14457112
Wife and daughter

>> No.14457121

>>14456996
She's getting married.

>> No.14457122

>>14457118
Yes, but you'll be advertised as a good husband.

>> No.14457123

>>14457092
>>14456996
I see this Dragon and I want her painted black.
Or even red.

>> No.14457124

>>14457116
>Not wanting a lewd qt cow to pin you against a wall with her softness and do lewd things to you

>> No.14457125

>>14457120
But how's Yuugi your daughter?

>> No.14457126

>>14457122
Only to my wife.

>> No.14457128

>>14457125
I came inside Suika a lot of times and 9 months later Yuugi popped out.

>> No.14457131

>>14457126
I'm not so sure that all other monstergirls could rationalize that, and that's IF they see and then read the band.

>> No.14457133

>>14457117
A waifu in every house, and a daughteru in every belly!

>> No.14457136

>>14457124
But anon.
ABS.

>> No.14457140

>>14457136
>>14457124
Why not both?
A pair of twins where one is lewd and super soft while her sister is a tomboy who is ultra fit and loves to have you take her in the shower

>> No.14457141

>>14457136
Delicious abs, begging to be painted white, yes?

>> No.14457147

>>14457131
If the try anything, I'll show them the band so they try someone who's not taken.

>> No.14457152

>>14457140
This guy gets it.
Is the tomboy lewd too? This is important.

>>14457141
No. Delicious abs, begging to be massaged so you can hear cute moans.
Remind me, does that make her pussy tighter?

>> No.14457155

>>14457152
>does that make her pussy tighter?
Massaging her abs? I guess if she's ticklish...?

>> No.14457158

>>14457147
You're too naive, anon. Do not leave your waifu's side, for your own good.

>> No.14457160

>>14457152
The tomboy holds hands and has a see-through nightie that she'll break out on occasion.

>> No.14457161

>>14457155
No, I mean having tight abs.

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14457163

>>14457065
I see your waifu is my waifu's enemy and by correlation, I am your enemy.

>> No.14457164

I want to make a Wurm listen to the Pale Blue Dot audiobook as read by the author himself!
It's so comfy.

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14457167

>>14457097
Yes.

>>14457112

>> No.14457170

>>14457161
I wouldn't think so, but exercise of the pelvic floor muscles could contribute in that regard.

>>14457167
You're pretty good.

>> No.14457172

>>14457158
But why would they deprive a wife of her husband? That's just mean.

>> No.14457173

>>14456661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmsLe8t_gg

I remember that song.

>> No.14457177

>>14457167

Nice!

>> No.14457178

>>14457167
Monorus? I can't believe I wasn't able to recognize your linework for once.

>> No.14457181

>>14457164
I want to make a Jubjub listen to 50 shades of gray audiobook read by Gillbert Gottfried

>> No.14457182

>>14457167
Please make an Apophis playing a harp.

>> No.14457183

>>14457173
>not posting the best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYNUIMjYJXg

>> No.14457185

>>14456868
>retard cavewoman jinko
Denied!

>> No.14457186

>>14457163
I want to end an Apophis and a Pharaoh's feud by dicking both of them and making them my wives!

>> No.14457189

>>14457186
This was the plan of Treacherous Anubis Advisor all along!

>> No.14457191

>>14457170
>>14457177
Thanks.

>>14457178
Well, it is a bit different from my usual.

>>14457182
I feel like I've drawn enough Apophis for a while.

>> No.14457192

>>14456943
Does the iron need to be that big?

>> No.14457194

>>14457163
Perhaps if we focused on what's the same between us, instead of what's different, well who knows?

For example, we both have to put up with the sandworms eating the caravaner tourists. Ruining real estate.

>> No.14457195

>>14456996
Reminds me Saint Seiya for some reason.

>> No.14457196

>>14456868
Easy. Make a litter of Jinkos while waiting out the storm.

>> No.14457198

>>14457183
I prefer the one I grew up with though...

>> No.14457201

>>14457189
Then she's getting dragged into the dicking pile and made into a wife too!

>> No.14457202

>>14457182
He just got finished drawing one.

Now a girl that hasn't been drawn by anybody for a while: Mermaids. Specifically Merrows.

>> No.14457205

>>14457191
>enough Apophis
Uuuu~
Girtablilu then?

>> No.14457209

>>14457015
fuck my human looking minister wife. You didn't say he affected her personality.
>tfw my waifu is cosplay as fuck anyway

>> No.14457211

>>14457201
Haha! This is exactly as the Mysterious Masked Spandex Sphinx calculated the events would transpire!

>> No.14457214

>>14457191
>I feel like I've drawn enough Apophis for a while.
then draw some mummy's or a sphinx

>> No.14457219

>>14457194
That's all self-inflicted. Walk without rhythm, it says so on the wormsign.

>> No.14457221

>>14457068
No, you, hypocrite.

>> No.14457222
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14457222

I want to see a Raiju in skimpy Makai Knight armor.

>> No.14457229

>>14457211
She's getting added to the waifu pile.

>> No.14457230

>>14457221
How am I a hypocrite?

>> No.14457237

>>14457229
You only played the Sandworm empress' long game, like the pawn you are!

>> No.14457241

>>14457237
She's getting tied down and added to the waifu empire.

>> No.14457244

>>14457136
Abs are Hard and covered in sweat

>> No.14457247

>>14457230
>'edgy' thing done by minstergirl
10/10 muh Dick
>'edgy' thing done by human
HFY GO BACK TO /tg/!
Etc etc

>> No.14457252

>>14457136
all I can think of is that Old Spice commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Ss0pRoQto

>> No.14457253

>>14457241
Ah, but now the true mastermind is revealed! For death was merely a setback for the Mummy, whose curse now haunts you!

>> No.14457256

>>14457027
>>14457045
I'd rather a Jabberalp.

>> No.14457260

>>14457247
Yes, this is a well-known occurrence here. Hence why anyone using the word "edgy" is to be ignored.

>> No.14457262

>>14457256
Why does this fiendish fraulein exist?

>> No.14457265

>>14457034
Harem

>> No.14457272

>>14457262
Well it all started with some Hathor Milk, the Robot Devil, and an Anon who made the best of situations

>> No.14457278

>>14457244
And? Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>14457253
She's getting added to the waifus.
Preferably through Irrumation

>> No.14457280

>>14457247
I never said anything like that. I just want to be the happy-go-lucky husband to an evil MG; and do things like bake cookies for her generals when they're plotting to take down a city, or 'surprise' her wearing nothing but an apron when she comes back home from battle.
I don't care if people want to be edgy or not. I just want to be a husbando to my waifu T.T

>> No.14457289

>>14456996
>>14457092
>>14457167
Woah Mono, neat style, much different from your usual.

More Abigail when?

>> No.14457292

>>14457278
>She's getting added
And while anon entertained his harem, the Khepri inherited the earth.

>> No.14457298

>>14457280
You're on the right here anon.

>> No.14457302

Do all of our writefags either go for smut or simple plots that act as excuses for smut, or does anyone try to go deeper?

>> No.14457306

>>14457280
Who IS your waifu?

>> No.14457310

>>14457302
Plenty write adventure stories and non smut. It's not exactly deep but pulp fiction is still tons of fun to read.

>> No.14457313

>>14456996
Seriously you mofo, you been watching saint Seiya?

>> No.14457318

>>14457302
Lol nope

>> No.14457321

>>14457313
I was wondering why it looked so familiar. thought I was going crazy for a ticket

>> No.14457326

>>14457321
What can I do to make you happy?

>> No.14457329

>>14457292
I think you know what's coming next anon.
Khepri are literally made for harems.

>> No.14457337

>>14457321
Right? She looks a bit like the woman who trained pegasus guy.
I watched it in Spanish, I don't know his nip or English name

>> No.14457340

>>14457326
What does that mean?

>> No.14457346

>>14457337
Thank you! Thought I was the only one that saw him
Read the manga years ago. Couldn't tell you even if I tried. Never saw the anime

>> No.14457347

>>14457289
What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see?

>>14457195
>>14457313
>>14457321
No, I was studying Hirame's style right before that. But interesting you would make that connection.

>> No.14457349

>>14457340
How can I make you HAPPY?

>> No.14457353

>>14457326
You could draw an ogre using an alp as a bludgeon to beat back a spidergirl while anon cowers behind said ogre.

>> No.14457354

>>14457347
>What kind of content with Abigail
How she looks first thing in the morning without grooming or coffee.

>> No.14457357

>>14457349
I don't know. Uh, get me a new computer?
No, wait, shit, that's expensive and advantage taking. Get me a pizza

>> No.14457359

>>14457347
>What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see?
Seconding this guy >>14457354
Messy bed hair Abigail would be cute.

>> No.14457363

>>14457354
>Bed head
THIS. I 100% vote for this

>> No.14457365
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>>14456203
>>14456212
>>14456225
>>14456335
>There are literally people here who deny the greatness that is Shoggoth

>> No.14457371

>>14457306
That evil Lich who wants to take over the world but can't get her zombie hoards to stop cuddling.

>> No.14457376

>>14457365
>>14457365
I don't take no lip from some insane cosmic goop FUcker.
Man flipping you of as hard as he can.jpg

>> No.14457378

>>14457371
>I command you. Stop. Go out and conquer.
>Huuuugs! Waaarm!
>Irritation!

>> No.14457379

>>14457365
He should stop whining and just fuck her already.

>> No.14457380

>>14457365
Dem Zaku's

>> No.14457382

This thread lacks pouty face, I am disappointed.

>> No.14457384
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>>14457379
He does fuck her, after she uses her eldritch powers to put him in the body of a Deep One so she can bear his children

>>14457376
>Cosmic
>Not Kos, or Kosm
>Implying implications about SAN points

>> No.14457387

>>14457365
Who wrote this? I can't seem to find it.

>> No.14457394

>>14457384
Micolash I swear to god
We just put up that "Don't Awoo" sign I SWEAR TO GOD Micolash

>> No.14457398

>>14457347
>What kind of content with Abigail would you like to see?
Her little Bio page showing tidbits of her personality, and her fat thighs

>> No.14457399

>>14457365
I'll choose death over being turned into a monsterboy/abomination

>> No.14457400
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>>14457382

>> No.14457401

>>14457365
At least a Kikimora would actively encourage me to be the best I could, along with being diabetes-inducing levels of cute.
Shoggoths are a little creepy with their "replace everything with herself" and "make master part slime" thing.

>> No.14457402

>>14457384
Eh. It would be an improvement for me.

>> No.14457408
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14457408

Accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom!

Or don't, you're still trespassing and if you don't leave you'll be accepting the love of a comfy cell!

Then you'll be accepting the love of horse pussy whether you want it or not!

>>14457382
.

>> No.14457413

>>14457347
In armor like most Wights were prior to becoming Undead.

>> No.14457415

>>14457401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew

You make it sound like that's a bad thing.

>> No.14457419

>>14457408
Never! Horses are dumb and smell bad.

>> No.14457422

>>14457408
Alright, I'll leave, and I'm taking my alp with me.

>> No.14457424

>>14457398
I think Mono said he was working on this a while back.

>> No.14457425

Is it possible to obtain a Will o' Wisp while you're alive or would one have to die first before they could be with one?

>> No.14457429
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14457429

>>14457382
Paladins rule, Monsters drool onto cocks

>> No.14457430

>>14457408
why can't the horse pussy kingdom just be nice?
why do I have to go into a cell every time I try being nice to one?
your all very pretty please stop throwing me into a cell!
how about you throw me into going out for dinner and a movie.

>> No.14457434

I want to conduct a scientific experiment to see how much cum a Kobold daughteru belly can hold without leaking!

>> No.14457436

>>14457429
kek
That frog face though

>> No.14457437

>>14457408
I'm not trespassing, you're in Bat country

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>>14457408
Sorry, I'm a permanent part of the Pussy Pussy Kingdom.

>> No.14457442

>>14457436
It's the face Paladins make when they see human boys getting deepthroated in public.

>> No.14457445
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>>14457425
Yes. Read the profile.

>> No.14457448

>>14457439
Welp. It's time to fap again.

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>>14457429
>Monsters drool onto cocks
Monstergirls have the right idea.

I mean, poultry is pretty damn tasty when breaded in a spicy mixture and fried. It also tastes good when honey is drizzled onto it.

>> No.14457453

>>14457408
Sorry just passing through your airspace on my way to Bird Pussy Kingdom. Maybe when you get pegasi you'll be able to own your skies.

>> No.14457454

>>14457408
gib horse loli

>> No.14457456

>>14457408
Brb running off to ninja-pussy kingdom.
At least they aren't assholes.

>> No.14457458

>>14457365
Sadpanda link? I can't find it

And why is their reverse image search such dog shit, it literally never finds anything and they never try to improve it.

>> No.14457493

>>14457384
Want me to shove my +10 burial blade up your ass again you affected faggot!?

>> No.14457506

>>14457408
Fucking horses literally gives you cancer.

>> No.14457507

>>14457408
>uppity centaur
Neat! A chance to use my retractable baton

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>> No.14457516 [SPOILER] 
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>>14457513

>> No.14457520

>>14457513
>That filename
Am I a pretty Alpmouse?

>> No.14457521

>>14457516
best

>> No.14457524

>>14457513
Too chesty, mice are supposed to have little boobs with big areolae. Deliciously pinchable cone boobies.

>> No.14457532

>>14457516
That cat is proud of the fact she has huge tits.

>> No.14457536

>>14457513
>that filename

Oh my. Could an alp handle a mouse's breeding instinct? Could I be there to fill her up with daughterus when she fails?

>> No.14457554

>>14457445
God I fucking love everything about this.
>even if I die a pathetic virgin, there might be a qt Will-O'-Wisp girl to love me into the afterlife

Really they should just organize to make sure no one enters the afterlife alone. I mean, people die all the time, they'd be one of the guaranteed monsters to have a continual flow of husbands.

>> No.14457555
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14457555

>>14457090
Wife.

>> No.14457559

>>14457384
>Not Kos, or Kosm
>or Kosm
Pfft, shows what you know. Everyone knows it's truly Kos.

>> No.14457567

>>14457559
>Kos
>Not Kosm
Away Beast

>> No.14457574

>>14457567
>Still thinks it's Kosm
Well, I suppose not everyone has heard the water, and seen the secrets in the rain...

>> No.14457577

>>14457574
>He actually calls is Kos
You stop yourself from enlightenment. This is why you are not hailed to the nightmare, for you do not have eyes on the inside

>> No.14457580

>>14457458
It appears to be from comic unreal vol 57. I can't find an English translation, so if a full one is out, the anon who posted it is a cunt for not sharing.

>> No.14457584

>>14457458
>>14457580
here
http://exhentai.org/g/880538/27501902d8/

>> No.14457589

>>14457577
>This is why you are not hailed to the nightmare
Oh cute, someone who still calls them Kosm thinks they've seen the actual nightmare...

>> No.14457592

>>14457589
Oh cute, someone whose never seen the nightmare
Kosfags. When will they learn?

>> No.14457599

>>14457592
I'm sure I'll learn plenty once I've murdered Kos' Child.

>> No.14457600

>>14457584
So it is just a one-page translation so far. Unfortunate. Thanks, though.

>> No.14457602

>>14457577
>>14457589
Kos, Kosm, does it matter what it's name is?
It's dead.

>> No.14457609

>>14457599
>I must kill the Kos'
>No good hunter, you are the Kosm
>And then the hoonter of hoonters was the Kos or for some, Kosm

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14457645

Did someone say Khepri harem?

>> No.14457652
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>>14457645
No but I sure want one. Happiness is being covered in Khepris.

>> No.14457657

>>14457645
I found golden bug!

>> No.14457669
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14457669

>>14457645
Hell, yes. You take this rare kepri no scam, promise.

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14457670

>no busty, scarred war veteran Beetle to press your face to her cleavage when you cum inside her

>> No.14457677

I want to come across a cupid as she fires her arrow at a couple!
I want her to glance down at me in annoyance!
I want her to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to miss the shot and hit the wrong person!
I want Eros to personally come down and chew out the cupid for fucking up!
I want Eros to notice my dick too!
I want her to stand in stunned silence, until the pure awkwardness of the situation causes me to leave!

>> No.14457679

>>14457652
For some reason, the image of a Pharaoh having a pit full of Khepris for testing possible husbands came to mind.
If you manage to get her interested in you, she throws you in after feeding all the Khepris food laced with aphrodisiacs.
If you can handle the Khepri mating pit, you can handle the Pharaoh.

>> No.14457680

>>14457669
Something seems off about thie Khepri, maybe it's just the different hair style taking some getting used to.

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>>14457555
I wish I could just hire Monorus for a year's worth of anubis content. The way they draw her, with the soft colouring and shading, is just so damn irresistable.
I just want to kiss, massage, and rub myself all over those paw pads. I want to lay atop her, pressing her into the softness of the bedsheets while hotdogging her plush thighs and plusher buttcheeks. All while rubbing her back, kneading into her neck and shoulders, stroking her hair and reaching around to kiss her from behind.

>> No.14457684

>>14457652
I'm not usually one for harems, but I bet a group of Khepris would be amazing.

>> No.14457686

>>14457669
Perfectly suited to camoflaging in the yellow snow.

>> No.14457693

>>14457680
I can assure you. It is 100% khepri. Completely normal.

>> No.14457709

>>14457679
But I'd prefer the Khepris over the Pharaoh.
>>14457684
I just love the idea of them scuttling around the ruins preforming chores while they patiently wait their turn to get on the dick throne.
>They end up serving him with all their hearts, waiting on him hand and foot, feeding him and attending him through the night; as servants, soldiers and wives of the king
They're essentially the desert kingdom's answer to Kikis and Shogs but they're less specialized and more of a multi-class.

>> No.14457712

>>14457682
Mmmm, yes. These reasons you speak of are why I got Monorus to make me my daki. Loved the way he drew her in the dress, and knew that's who I had to get the pillow from.

And also everything else you're saying? Yes. Simply yes.

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>>14457693
I don't know, she said something like "I think I lost them" and keeps looking around like she's worried about something.

Whatever I'm sure she has her reasons, it'd be rude to question such a lovely Khepri.

>> No.14457722

>>14457682
I would stop you, you're inssuferable enough as is.

>> No.14457732

>>14457722
This. Anubis is over represented for art. Lets have some drawing of something we don't already have too many pictures of.

>> No.14457749

>>14457732
Like Manticores?

>> No.14457753

>>14457732
Like Jabberwocks?

>> No.14457754

>>14457749
He clearly means Hellhounds

>> No.14457756

>>14457732
>People commission art of a Monster Girl they like and share it with the thread
>"I don't like X, there's too much art of her, commission what I like instead."

>> No.14457762
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>>14457732
Like Matangos?

>> No.14457764

>>14457749
>>14457753
>>14457754
Yes, those are also over represented. Well done.

>> No.14457766

>>14457756
This is the Monster Girl Thread, you're not allowed to like what you like. Only what the thread likes.

>> No.14457767

>>14457754
I'm tempted to commission a Hellhound but it'd be different from the base design. I'll probably get something of one of the less popular girls I like first though.

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>>14457732
>>14457749
>>14457753
>>14457754
Like her.

>> No.14457776
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>>14457762
Matangos are cute.

Cute!

>> No.14457779

>>14457732
>>14457766
Commission your favorite girl(s) yourself.

>> No.14457782

>simply point out certain girls have loads of art when some other types could do with a little
>just get hostile and sarcastic replies
I really hope there's some samefagging going on here.

>> No.14457787

>>14457782
In all seriousness, I could go for a reverse trap Pharaoh in a prince's uniform and jacket.
With a rapier.
That her cobra shapeshifted into.

>> No.14457788

>>14457779
Why do that when you could take up drawing and draw them yourself?

>> No.14457790

>>14457782
People commission girls they like, plain and simple. After that, drawfags will draw girls they like on their own free time.

If there's a girl you feel is ignored, there's nothing stopping you from learning to draw yourself, or pay people to draw her. You've got to take initiative, instead of bitching about it to the thread.

>> No.14457793

>>14457782
If you consider any of those replies hostile, maybe you shouldn't really be posting on 4chan.
Sarcastic, fair enough. But hostile? I wish that was this thread's hostile. Then everything would be sunshine and rainbows all the time.

>> No.14457803

What monstergirls even need art? Only ones I could think of are Roper, Jinn Jar and maybe one of the newest ones

>> No.14457808

>>14457803
Sea Slime, all the time.

>> No.14457812

>>14457803
Familiar

>> No.14457814

>>14457803
Will-o-Wisp doesn't have anything that's not 5 seconds in paint tier.

>> No.14457821

>>14457803
Do they need art?

I mean, no one here really likes Roper, Jinn, or otherwise. The new ones have a lot of Nip art. Art for the sake of art seems pointless to me.

>> No.14457822

>>14457803
These.
Especially if they're different from the profile art.
>>14457812
>>14457814

>> No.14457825

>>14457770
>you will never have spend time with her, only to have her ask if you want to 'pound her tuna'

>> No.14457826

>>14457803

Most of them.

>> No.14457835

>>14457803
Sahuagin

>> No.14457837
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14457837

>>14457787
>Pre-Ptolomeic Egypt.
>rapiers

But brown tomboys are cute, I'll give you that; specially if they are expected to be the oujo type.

>> No.14457839

>>14457762
>Matango Slime
That's just dangerous.

>> No.14457841

>>14457803
It's easier to say what monstergirls don't need.

>> No.14457847

My kiki doesn't wear makeup because she is modest and naturally pretty. Her cheeks are cutely rosy and her lips are pink like peaches!!! Her eyes are orange and shimmer in the light like polished bronze!!!

AGGGH, SHE'S REALLY CUTE!!!

>> No.14457850

>>14457709
Khepris are amazing.
And at the end of the day, when everyone's got their fill and all the daily chores are done, they would all climb into bed with you and cuddle up closely.
How many would be too many, though?

>> No.14457855

>>14457847
>Any monstergirl
>Using makeup

>> No.14457858

>>14457762
Those alternate versions of the Matango are appealing.

By the way, how much has KC changed their profile?

>> No.14457860

>>14457756
Constantly shoving your shit in people's faces for the better part of two years is not sharing it's being obnoxious, that guy is mlp tier annoying.

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>>14457453
.
>>14457408

>> No.14457863

>>14457803
Anything that isn't Hellhound, Cheshire Cat, Manticore, or Anubis.

>> No.14457865

>>14457855
Actually, they do. I'd feed you but I'm on mobile.

>> No.14457866

>>14457822
Monkey familiar a best

>> No.14457868

>>14457860
Take it easy, it's just an Anubis.

>> No.14457871

>>14457855
Some of those who live in cities and towns probably do.
Not because they need it, but because they like to wear it. Some people have lipstick fetishes, after all.

>> No.14457873

>>14457860
>Implying it is just one guy
There's at least 4, and probably many more who just like the stuff without posting much if any of their own.

>> No.14457874

>>14457860
Comissioning art yourself and posting it for the thread is pretty much the definition of sharing, y'know.
Why do you care so much?

>> No.14457876

>>14457868
Tell It to that guy. I'm sick of hearing of his fucking waifu's paws.
>now some faggot will start talking about paws cause that's the way this place works, keking children

>> No.14457880

>>14457876
But her paws are so fluffy and squishy! I want to massage them!

>> No.14457881

>>14457302
all my smut is fade to black, the most lewd thing I've written Is a few lines of ryu molesting.

>> No.14457884

>>14457860
>Being this mad
>>14457876
Then talk about another monster girl. Prefer scales? Talk about scales, it's that easy.

>> No.14457885

>>14457876
What this guy said >>14457880

>> No.14457886

>>14457855
Considering how monstergirls manage to always be naturally appealing, any of them wearing make-up tastefully would probably look nigh-on divine.

>>14457876
"Nigga just walk away from the screen," etc etc.
Seriously, it sounds like you're going out of your way to be upset about things.

>> No.14457887

>>14457873
I know that, but he's the most noticeable, his threadgiven name is anubisfucker for crying out loud.

>> No.14457894

>>14457493
>Burial Blade

Why not be a man and get yourself +10 Beast Claws with the Beast Embrace rune instead you damn Alp!

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>>14457885
>>14457884
>>14457880
Reminder she'll never be real and you'll die alone.

>> No.14457897

>>14457858
Spores are no longer any worse than other forms of corruption and Matango can move around.

>> No.14457900

>>14457850
>How many would be too many, though?
Depends on the size of the ruins. Although I'd say 1 chef Khepri, 3 cleaners, 1 royal advisor, 1 head Khepri and 4 guards/soldiers would be enough for me.

>> No.14457901

>>14457896
Everyone dies alone.

>> No.14457902

>>14457897
Could one use a Matangos mushrooms on pizza without issue? This is important.

>> No.14457903

>>14457803
Any of the girls talked about here that don't get many stories or art.

>> No.14457906

>>14457896
Why are blonde loli vampires so great?

>> No.14457909

>>14457896
Everyone's alone when they're 6 feet under, what matters is the fun you have before then.

>> No.14457910

>A Kikimora will never save you from your crippling depression and make you a better person and a master she can be proud of

>> No.14457913
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>>14457906
The same reason blonde loli foxes are so great.

>> No.14457917

>>14457903
like I keep saying, we need more echindas

>> No.14457920

>>14457910
I'm a sub

Looks like I'm staying in my crippling depression

>> No.14457925

>>14457901
>Muh philosophy
You actually will though. No monstergirl by your side.

>> No.14457931

>>14457894
>he uses beast claws

>> No.14457934

>>14457917
That's what I'm talking about. The B or C tier girls that have fans and are brought up fairly commonly, but don't get much content.

>> No.14457937

>>14457920
She'll still help you out then, sh'll just make you fuck her daughter too.

>> No.14457940

I swear I could beat beat the monster girls with just a brick!
no I haven't been drinking, shut up!

>> No.14457941

>>14457937
But I don't like lolis, I like MILFs and Cakes! And the only incest I like is older sister incest!

>> No.14457947

>>14457940
>needing anything but your fists

>> No.14457954

>>14457934
A shame really, echidna's are only really used as throwaway's to explain why two unrelated MG's are sisters.
anyone know of any echidna stories?

>> No.14457955

>>14457941
Father/daughter>nephew/aunt>brother/sister>mom/son>the rest

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>>14457941
You'll take a loli and enjoy it.

>> No.14457959

>>14457902
Maybe.

>> No.14457963

>>14457956
No! I'm not taking the loli and that's final!

>> No.14457969

>>14457955
>Anything over brother/sister

>> No.14457974

>>14457969
>eating refried beans every day

>> No.14457975

>>14457969
Brother/Sister ≥ Father/Daughter > All the rest

>> No.14457976
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>>14457963
Take it dammit

>> No.14457979
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>> No.14457981

>>14457954
Iron Beast wrote a short one.

>> No.14457982

>>14457976
What if I'm not strong enough for a Baphomet?

>> No.14457987

>>14457982
There are plenty of other lolis around who would have you.

>> No.14457989

>>14457979
Looking good, if a bit scary.

>> No.14457994
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>>14457913
You want mofu, don't you mister?

>> No.14457995 [SPOILER] 
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14457995

>>14457982
You get thrown to the R&D crew.

>> No.14457996

>>14457979
She need to sit on my face. Or wrap her legs around me. Or do a dozen other things I would like to do with her.

>> No.14457997

>>14457976
I wish that KC would actually make that pillow and sell it.

>> No.14458003

>>14457994
That fox is getting lap sat, tenderly loved and mofulested.

>> No.14458007

I want a Kon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuFud47lEw

>> No.14458008

>>14458003
>mofulested
Congratulations, you're the funniest guy in the thread.

>> No.14458020

>>14457995
>R&D
Oh god. Can't imagine what sort of concoctions they're brewing in there.

>> No.14458032
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14458032

>>14457354
>>14457359
>>14457363
I will be coloring this in a stream tomorrow.

>> No.14458034

>>14457580
One, I fell asleep at my desk. Two, it's not even a real translation, it's just me dicking around.

>> No.14458036

>>14458032
THIGHS

>> No.14458037

>>14458032
FAT.
THIGHS.

>> No.14458038
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14458038

>>14457976
Why don't we compromise with an oppai loli?

>> No.14458042

>>14458032
BIG
MEATY
THIGHS

>> No.14458043
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14458043

>>14458032

>> No.14458044

>>14458038
I'd compromise an oppai loli. I'd compromise an oppai loli so hard.

>> No.14458045

>>14458032
Look at those pillow thighs.

>> No.14458046

I want to blow smoke on a werewolf's face

>> No.14458048
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>>14458032

>> No.14458050

>>14458032
Abby is drowsy and she's cute!

CUTE!

>> No.14458052

>>14458032
Magnificent specimen

>> No.14458056

>>14458032
Good god, she's adorable. Nice job Mono.

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>>14458046

>> No.14458064
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14458064

>>14458058

>> No.14458065

>>14458058
Lifting her butt up that high is just asking for a spanking.

>> No.14458076

>>14458034
You have the diabeetus, man? People don't usually fall asleep while doing things like that.

>> No.14458084
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14458084

>>14457931
>not using DLC Rune with Beast Claws

You're missing out on the fun.

>> No.14458089

>>14458076
No. Just been tired all day and since it's cold decided to catch some Zs.

>> No.14458091
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14458091

>>14458064
Dumb catgirl.

>>14458065
Please exercise caution when spanking the wolfbutt. Just because their diet and active lifestyle leads to an ass that is perfectly toned and deliciously juicy, doesn't mean you should spank it.

>> No.14458096

>>14458032
>Just a T-Shirt
Glorious and wonderful.

>> No.14458098

>>14458091
>Just because their diet and active lifestyle leads to an ass that is perfectly toned and deliciously juicy, doesn't mean you should spank it.
No anon, that's exactly why I SHOULD spank it.

>> No.14458099

>>14458064
Man, werecats are so rude sometimes. All I wanted was to pet her.

>> No.14458100

>>14458058
I have a newspaper. AND A PHONEBOOK.

>> No.14458106

>>14458100
>phonebook

grandpa pls

>> No.14458111

>>14458084
>not using bloodletter or beast cutter
No my friend, you hate fun
>wanting to be an awoo

>> No.14458113

>>14458032
How does one girl get such FAT delicious thighs?

>> No.14458123

>>14458106
>kids not respecting their elders
That's why your country's going to hell.

>> No.14458125
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14458125

What non-MGE monster girl designs do you like?

>> No.14458129

>>14458058
You want to mate?

>> No.14458138

>>14458125
NOPE! HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPE!

>> No.14458144
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14458144

>>14458098
Well then, on your head be it. I can't be held responsible for any lewd panting, desperate panting, pleasured moans, or lascivious tongue-lolling that might result from it.

>> No.14458146

>>14457814
This is the definition of injustice. She's the best new MGE of 2015.

>> No.14458147
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>>14458125
I like the idea of kaiju girls

>> No.14458150
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14458150

>>14458125
There probably are muscle Elves in the MGE, but still.
Should I be worried about the subject of whatever you posted?

>> No.14458155

>>14458138
She's cute!

>> No.14458161

>>14458144
>goat and sheepgirls flicking their tongues at you as they lewdly wave their rumps
Boner stop.

>> No.14458162

>>14458125
horitomo's work are good
Hroz is nice
the 12beast version of harpies are good to me

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14458163

>>14458150
>>14458138
>>14458155
It's alright.
She mellows out in the end.

>> No.14458169

>>14458147
Name something sadder than Middle Ghidora head being the head that like you, is blasted off by Godzilla-chan and the head is replaced by an unfeeling robot.

>> No.14458170

>>14458032
Give her pantyhose

Pantyhose!

>> No.14458171

>>14458147
>being a flea in a cavernous vagina
Bah.

>> No.14458173

>>14458163
cute

>> No.14458181
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14458181

I wanna hug Polt

>> No.14458184

>>14458163
Sorry, my flamethrower's already fueled.

>> No.14458190
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14458190

>>14458171
whose to say she can't change her size at will and only go giant to protect you from other kaiju girls.

>> No.14458192

>>14458181
I want to drop her off at the shelter. For dogs. You furfag.

>> No.14458203

>>14458190
The subject matter they're based off.

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>>14458181
!

>> No.14458211
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14458211

It is getting late again Master. I trust you will take care of yourself and go to bed on time? There's lots of things to do tommorow!

Like headpatting your maid.

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14458212

>>14458169
>unfeeling robot
if I learned anything from kiryu I know she will still love her husband.

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14458217

>>14458181
Would you settle for tickling her?

>> No.14458220

>>14458211
Are those floppy things her ears?

>> No.14458221

>>14458211
no

>> No.14458229

>>14458211
Fuck your incorrect slav timezones kiki. It's still daylight out in the proper timezones.

>> No.14458232

>>14458217
>deviantart fetish pic
Begone.

>> No.14458234

>>14458217
Man, bad foot/paw art is the absolute worst. Which is a tragedy, because it can be pretty good done well.
I think a straight on view of the underside simply isn't a flattering view of the foot at all.

>> No.14458235

>>14458211
>subtle heart pupils
I want her to longingly look at me with those while she throats my cock and hums a ditty.

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14458237

>>14458217
Yes

>> No.14458240

>>14458211
Alright, as long as you give me a warm cup of tea and a goodnight hug.

>> No.14458249

>>14458206
she's such a cutie :3

>> No.14458251

>>14458111
Sorry I only use the manly Saif.

>> No.14458252

>>14458217
Tickle torture an absolute best.

>> No.14458253
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14458253

>>14458220
Yes Master, those are indeed my ears. I'm suprised you didn't know!

Feel free to study them... and touch them if you'd like.

>>14458221
Why not Master, do you not wish to take care of your health? You would make your trusty maid very sad.

>>14458240
Gladly Master, I'll even pet your head and massage your shoulders.

>>14458235
Oh Master~

>> No.14458255

>>14458234
yeah, bottom of the foot with foreshortening is like some next level foot fetish shit. When the feet are more important than the girl, you've got a problem.

>> No.14458256

>>14458252
I want to be tickle tortured by a Monster Girl

That isn't Dark Elf, somegirl else

>> No.14458264

>>14458253
I'm not going to bed

>> No.14458270 [SPOILER] 
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14458270

>>14458252
>>14458256
Monster girls are for loving and torturousticking of their loved ones!

>> No.14458272

>>14458211
Sure, but please put on this dominatrix uniform, and drink these two vials. Ignore the fact one is dubbed "condensed Hathor Milk" and the other is "extract of random Wonderland Girl". I'm definitely not going to ask you to dominate me, so don't worry about it.

>> No.14458274

>>14458253
Kikimoras are truly the pinnacle of maids/wives.

>> No.14458278

>>14458211
>>14456192
I just want to look deep into a kiki's eyes as we smile at each other.

>> No.14458284

>>14458217
>>14458252
Please don't tickle torture the monstergirls.
If you do, they might laugh so much that they end up wetting themselves. Then they'll just want to die from embarassment.

>> No.14458285

>>14458272
>Tall, mature kiki becomes an Alice with breasts bigger than her head
I hope you're happy anon.

>> No.14458292

>>14458284
That's why you gag them and make sure they've used the bathroom beforehand. Or make them wear diapers if you're a filthy /d/fag.

>> No.14458293

>>14458211
Ok, but you better not be skipping out on milk rations because your uniform is getting tight again.

>> No.14458295

>>14458253
>they are
Kikis just got a whole lot better.

>> No.14458296

>>14458285
It's OK, I've got multiple Wonderland Extracts. We'll find a girl that better fits her.

Also, she should drink this "Personality of a Hellhound" extract too. I swear it won't make her a dominant alpha machine.

>> No.14458300

>>14458211
Too early. Besides...I have to teach in a couple of hours.

I'll make it up to you tonight.

>> No.14458307

>>14458296
>Hellkiki
>black feathers, flame eyes, big meaty paws
>sexy fangs
unf

>> No.14458309

>>14458253
I'd prefer it if she called me Master when we're being amorous.

>> No.14458311

>>14458284
>>14458292
You misunderstand. Monster girls were made to tickle helpless husbandos for long bouts of time

Followed by more tender domming (Tickling them is also acceptable, just know they will want vengeance.)

>> No.14458315

>>14458311
I want to be tickled by my waifu, and for it to lead to tender loving femdom!

>> No.14458327

>>14458032
>1 billion pillows

Literally the most accurate depiction of a female bed.

>> No.14458328

>>14458311
I don't know man, I've been tickled before ant it's not a life I'm about. Unless I was simultaneously getting jacked off and the tickler knew what they were doing, I don't think I'd want that.

>> No.14458348

I want to slap a loli Holst's titties around!

>> No.14458350

>>14458348
She just wanted to be milked and is crying now!
How do you fix this?

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14458354

>>14458348
Don't be an asshole.

>> No.14458356

>>14458206
>All this shit making Polt seem as dumb as a dog

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14458359

>>14458264
>>14458229

>> No.14458360

>>14458350
I'll apologize after I see milck trickling from them. She can have her milkies, and also a headpat or two.

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14458362

>>14458354
The Blessing of Hathor!

>> No.14458364

>>14458354
Stop telling Alps that if they dress as a Holstaur they'll grow massive breasts. False hope, that's being a real asshole.

>> No.14458368

>>14458359
Behold, the face of someone who truly knows how to drive a man to the brink of insanity and madness.

>> No.14458369

>>14458359
you can't stop me i'ma stay up all night now

>> No.14458371

>>14458311
But that's wrong you fucking retard. Monstergirl were made for long, slow sensual massages and being teased to the point of orgasm with vibes in key places and then finishing them off with your cock, pleasuring them until they lie lump against you begging you to stop. That's when you whisper get pregnant in their ears while massaging the spot where their ovaries are and forcing multiple orgasms out of them, biting under the arm at the side to make them tense up and flinch, only to come back down on your staff, missing the entrance to their wombs and scalding their deepest part with your raging man seed.

Do you even fuck?

>> No.14458372

>>14458356
She's a stupid wanwan anon and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.14458373

>>14458360
Good man, afterwards she smiles and gives you a hug, nuzzling into you in her excitement

>> No.14458374

>>14458359
A Kiki would get mad about losing the bedtime cold war.

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>>14458348
>slapping a loli's titties around.
You're looking for trouble, m8.

>> No.14458377
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14458377

Need more monstergirl fusions and pair-ups.

>> No.14458378

>>14458373
Then I'll gently pinch the base of her tail and give her a nice, long kiss on the forehead.

>> No.14458384

>>14458376
...so what happens next?

>> No.14458389

>>14458384
Her boobs explode and she dies, taking her brother to hell with her.

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>>14458369
I understand Master. Please enjoy yourself a nice caffeine rich drink to help you stay up during the night.

>>14458374
>>14458368
I'm not mad at all Master. A professional maid surely has no issues with a Master who enjoys destroying his own body and neglecting his maid.

>> No.14458397

>>14458389
aww

>> No.14458401

>>14458378
Her eyes start spinning and she goes "awawawa", stumbling off in shock.

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14458406

>>14458356
>>14458372
m8 she literally runs a string of businesses.

>>14458364
Imagine if the Demon Lord wins and everyone become MGs or Incubi since MGs can have sons.

Now imagine if every Alp from then on mimiced their mom's species instead.

Are you man enough to hunt down the ultra rare brown holstaurus Alp? Then have normal brown holstaurus children with her?

>> No.14458411

>>14458395
That drink is a trap, Kiki-chan.

>> No.14458413

>>14458395
I told you last time!
Not until you've had your milk rations.

>> No.14458414

>>14458395
>she gave in
shit you know what fuck it I'm going to bed but I'll have you know I'm not happy about it

>> No.14458418

>>14458395
>his maid
Kiki doesn't look very shog to me.

>> No.14458420

>>14458356
All wolf types get that treatment here. It is a bit annoying, but at least some of the OC balances it out in the end so there's something for everyone.

>> No.14458422
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14458422

>>14458377
Ideas or pictures? Because we don't have much of the latter.
Zombie+Alraune
Werebat+Vampire
Vampire+Kunoichi
Living Doll+Dragon
Wight+Kejourou
Pic-related.

>> No.14458425

>>14458401
I'm gonna follow her because she forgot her top! Her boobs are just dangling out all sweaty-like for everyone to see!

>> No.14458443

>>14458377
>>14458422
The prophecy states that a hybrid will destroy /mgt/ and stand in its ruins! Stop this insanity right now!

>> No.14458461

>>14458425
You manage to get her top on after catching her, earning a few stares as you did, and as soon as her head popped through the hole she plants a kiss on your cheek!
She's trembling due to how bold she was.

>> No.14458476

>>14458461
She's getting swept up and princess carried back home. Then that top is coming right off again so I can suckle on her nips.

>> No.14458477

>>14458422
I'm going to combine a hellhound, a lilim, and a kitsune-bi just to see what happens.

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>>14458420
>>14458420
We need more strong wolfus.

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>>14458384
>>14458389
You already know what happens next. You all know.

>> No.14458483

>>14458384
Newfag spotted

>> No.14458495

>>14458477
>Not combining a Lilim, Kraken, and Dragon together

>> No.14458496
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>>14458478
Strong wolfgirls are a miracle of the universe.

>> No.14458502

>>14458478
They used to be the norm here, but then there was a trend of making them into dogs. Then Kobold happened, giving those anons what they wanted in the first place, a pet dog as a monstergirl.
Still, I miss tough and cool werewolves like we used to have in writefagging. I'd write one myself but I suck.

>> No.14458509

>>14458478
>Nazis aren't bad, they only tried killing the jews!
>And the Polish, Dutch, French, the Russians when they said 'fuck this war shit' and Belgians.
/pol/ please go.

>> No.14458510

>>14458502
Well, there was that greentext from the last thread, at least.

>> No.14458513

>>14458496
That they are. I want a hotblooded wolfu to protect me and overreact to everything she perceives as a threat to my wellbeing.

>> No.14458516

>>14458509
To be fair, I never exactly told .less to use the swastika for the arm band.

>He doesn't have a fetish for ladies in uniform
>When the hottest thing is getting a blowjob from a female commanding officer

>> No.14458520

>>14458476
Congratulations, you have woo'd the young holst!
Expect a long, healthy relationship.

I just hope you're readying yourself for when her 'growth spurt' hits

>> No.14458525

>>14458495
>kraken
No, get that shit outa here.

>> No.14458540

>>14458478
>no yandere fascist werewolf to give you a clothed titfuck with her partially unbuttoned top

>> No.14458542

>>14458510
My favourite wolfu text was the lonely delinquent kidnapping that kid, only to realize it makes her a bad person and letting him go, going on to protect him from the shadows as he grows up.

>> No.14458544

>>14458516
It's .less, he probably wishes he was watching a live gassing session right now to get off.

>> No.14458576

>>14458544
I bet he's drawn literal gigabytes' worth of pictures featuring Haohi and Hitler having sex while commiting war crimes.
He's got it all saved onto his hard drive for personal pleasure, I just know it.

>> No.14458591

Which monster girl would you steal from another anon and claim your own like an alpha male?

>> No.14458592
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14458592

>>14458509
The Nazis done terrible things but their uniforms look so good on cute girls.

>> No.14458597

>>14458576
Haohi strikes me as the type, too. For an angel she's a total bitch in the stories.

>> No.14458598

>>14458422
>Living Doll+Dragon
I'm curious how this would look like

>> No.14458607
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14458607

>>14458422
Baphomet and Shoggoth

>> No.14458610
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14458610

>>14458591
your the worst

>> No.14458611

>>14458598
Golem and Dragon would be interesting, mostly because you've just made a mecha dragon.

>> No.14458612

>>14458591
If I was an alpha, why would I need to steal? I'd rather put forth the effort to get my waifu.
Also, monstergirls have in-built anti-NTR mechanisms, so it's obvious you're trying to get people to do what I'm doing now.

>> No.14458620

>>14458591
>Not stealing the anon from the monster girl

What are you, gay?

>> No.14458621

>>14458610
>One Punch Man will end soon
There'd better be a season 2, it's been such a good adaptation.

>> No.14458624

>>14458607
Source on this one?

>> No.14458634

>>14458591
>Not alping yourself through studying pictures of dicks on the internet so you steal yourself from a monstergirl just to see her face when you explain your master plan at the exact moment it becomes impossible to stop

Fucking faggot.

>> No.14458637
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14458637

>you will never live in a comfy village with a community of wintery monstergirls

>> No.14458642

>>14458607
>mature mg
unf

>pregnant
kinda not really unf

>> No.14458651

>>14458634
>Hah! Now no one can have my penis! Not even me!

>> No.14458654
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>>14458637
I also want this. Snowy places are beautiful and comfy as fuck. Plus Yeti cuddles.

>> No.14458657

>>14458624
The same tankoubon from earlier. Just look up Cthulhu Pregnant on Sadpanda. Journey into it at your own risk.

>>14458642
It's fine Anon, she's Shub-Niggurath. She'll just birth the daughteru and fuck you until you impregnate her again

>> No.14458660
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14458660

>>14458591
>NTR

>> No.14458665

>>14458478
>be poor inspector at the Arstotzkan border
>it's a hard life but the family is clothed and fed at least
>one day bring my son wants to see my work
>bring him to the checkpoint, he loves it
>even let him stamp a few rejects and spit on a kolechian
>suddenly I hear someone clearing their throat behind us
>it's my supervisor, commissar Von Wulfen
>she doesn't seem angry at all
>in fact, the is quite pleased and commends me for showing the boy how to treat the kolechian scum
>asks my son if he wants to join the Youth Brigade
>he is thrilled
>next day a courier shows up with a uniform for him to wear
>it's surprisingly light
>guess they won't be doing any work outdoors
>the first time he comes back he is very quiet, and smells heavily of dog
>after a month of him being in the brigade the family is transfered to District C-7
>the house is twice as big, and well furnished
>the windows have glass even
>I see my son go to the brigade every day, holding back tears
>I want it to stop, but I know it's not my place to complain
>the next time a crazy fanatic shows up to bomb the crossing, I don't call the guards
>I have failed as a father, and must now pay the price

>> No.14458667

http://exhentai.org/g/859895/0307c6669a/
English when?

>> No.14458670

>>14458660
DEE TEE ARU.

>> No.14458671

>>14458657
Damn all of these one-page English teasers. Somebody better translate this.

>> No.14458678

>>14458591
I would steal you. You seem to know a thing or two about bitches.

>> No.14458680

>>14458671
It's implied in her chapter in the tankoubon that while she's the head courtesan of the brothel, all of the other girls are her spawn.

>> No.14458685

>>14458667
SSS is an okay artist, but I wish his girls weren't so thin.
They're supposed to be semen demons, not hungry skeltals.

>> No.14458687

>>14458680
Interesting. That doesn't change that a full translation of such a nice-looking tank wouldn't be wonderful.

>> No.14458696

>>14458665
Why is he so upset? His son is performing duties many boys dream of and is helping his family out.

>> No.14458699

>>14458395
Keep this up and i'm firing you and hiring a shoggoth

>> No.14458700

>>14458665
Praise the Wulfen of the German Wehrmacht!

>> No.14458702

>>14458687
I don't even read moon but I can tell you some of the shit in the tank is fucked up like a Hound of Tindalos being raped by what can only be assumed to be Nyarlathotep, Piggsy raping and corrupting a girl into Tsothoggua, Anon impregnates Cthulhu-shama, Anon goes to a demi-human brothel and gets addicted to the pussy of Shub-Niggurath and one of her daughters, whom he impregnates.

>> No.14458709

>>14458696
His son has to perform lewd acts on the Werewulfen officers.

And being dogs of the military I doubt they're gentle.

>> No.14458710

>>14458637
fantasy world village life is to appealing to me
>run the village inn
>get travelers from all over the kingdom
>talk to adventurer parties forming and discussing their plans
>give the occasional quest
>get hit on by exotic mgs of faraway lands
>have my usual clientele from the village
>have to deal with the local minotaur drunk
the best

>> No.14458711

>>14458702
And yet I only get harder

>> No.14458715

>>14458637
This picture is so nice and wholesome that I refuse to save it. It'll end up getting mixed in with porn and monstergirl smutty images and it would feel like I'm sullying it somehow.

>> No.14458720

>>14458709
All he has to to be is spread his leg and be set for life. Men have it easy.

>> No.14458723
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>>14458710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc

>MFW this is the song I think of when trying to write 'comfy' stories

>> No.14458727

I'm going to convince a young and inexperienced Anubis teacher to teach a class of delinquent Hellhounds, just to see what happens.

>> No.14458735

>>14458478
>>14458665
Remove bitchwolves.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448716432981.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2FxJrK9Amw

>> No.14458736

>>14458723
I generally just play ambient sounds, like distant thunderstorms or rain.
I'm currently writing something involving a snowy place, so I'm listening a lot to the sounds of a blizzard. It helps get into the mindset of the MC.

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14458740

>>14458715
>not having a folder dedicated to scenic and atmospheric images

>> No.14458744

>>14458723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jadxTFqyhRM

>> No.14458748
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>>14458727
I'd rather a delinquent Anubis who is good with machinery.

>> No.14458751

>>14458723
oh man, that's 100% perfect

>> No.14458754

>>14458740
I actually have one of those, but still...

>> No.14458762

>>14458735
How do I reclass into a Slav Alchemist?

>> No.14458763

>>14458736
I don't really write anymore because thinking of names for places that aren't generic is tits. Music always helps with the mood though, like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1qEZ7uw0iw

FOR DESERTS

>> No.14458767

>>14458621
>Madhouse
>Season 2

>> No.14458771

>>14456983
>>14456990
Good taste

>> No.14458772

>>14458748
>Anubis
>Delinquent

How would this be possible? Order and rule-following is like breathing to them.

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>>14458637
>>14458710
Small town by the sea is better.

>> No.14458777

>>14458762
Pool points into Smirnoff Citrus.

>> No.14458785
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14458785

>>14458775
EO5 never.

>> No.14458786

>>14458763
>thinking of names for places that aren't generic is tits
Oh I know. I either end up subconciously stealing from other things from ages ago and not noticing for weeks after, or just shit out a stupid name no one could possibly like.

>> No.14458799

>>14458772
There's always going to be one who isn't.

>> No.14458801

>>14458748
MEATY PAWS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

>> No.14458803

>>14458772
Maybe they follow the rules of a delinquent

>> No.14458820

>>14458799
I bet she takes the seat second from the back, next to the window in homeroom, too.

>>14458803
Ah, like a pirate's code.

>> No.14458823

>>14458801
No but lightsabers can.

>> No.14458835
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14458835

>>14458801
Then you're not using the right MEATY PAWS for the job.

>You'll never see a hellhound use her superheated claws to slice through several inches of steel like it's made out of warm butter

>> No.14458847

>>14458820
It's more like guidelines really

>> No.14458850

>>14458835
>Yandere Hellhound

>> No.14458851

>>14458820
I now need a story where the main character is some delinquent Anubis with a love of machines who just wants to build shit.
But keeps getting mixed up in bullshit from other classmates who think she's some powerful gang boss.

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>>14458801
but they can melt something else.

>> No.14458866

>>14458861
have fun on vacation anon holy shit

>> No.14458868

>>14458861
Delete before you get banned.

>> No.14458879

>>14458861
That picture never fails to make me sad.
I'll never be spooned by a taller monstergirl as she passionately licks my fascinating and exotic round ears whilst using her powerful paws to pump my cock from behind.

>> No.14458880

>>14458861
I want an onee-san to big spoon me

>> No.14458882

>>14458861
>you will never receive a handy from a tall monstergirl as she spoons you
Shame that this picture is apparently based on some schlock from Bobs stories though.

>> No.14458891

>>14458861
TALL DELICIOUS BROWN LOVING ONEE-SANS FEMDOMING THEIR POOR LITTLE WHITE OTOUTOS

THE BEST

>> No.14458892

>>14458882
>Hating the MG because of the writer
But Anon, big lion Jinko handies.

>> No.14458897

>>14458861
GODDAMMIT I JUST FUCKING MASTURBATED

>> No.14458899
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14458899

>"Anon, vill you be taking the shower vith me?"

>> No.14458901

>>14458851
>Cromatie High with monstergirls
>Delinquent anubis mechanic
>She knows nothing about healthcare, but is oddly skilled when it comes to looking after that completely normal human girl named Mechazawa
>There's also that one yeti who dyed her ahoge purple, and for some reason it won't stop waggling about everywhere

>> No.14458905

>>14458897
Chug some water-cooler jugs and swallow a bottle of protein pills and get right back to it, soldier.

>> No.14458907

>>14458899
As long as I can sit on your lap with my legs wrapped around your back and kiss you for hours and hours under the water.

>> No.14458909

>>14458850
This puts the "fear" into "fearboner".
It also puts the "boner" into "fearboner", too.

>> No.14458911

>>14458899
Dem hips.
Would breed a whole clan with

>> No.14458919

>>14458251
>Not the axe, that is perfect in every scenario, that was with you since the start
You fail

>> No.14458928

>>14458909
>You will never fall from fire into ice
>The complete seperation from the Goddess above
>You will never hear the feral calls of the Frost Hound, the Wolf of Fimbulvetr
>She will never roar out that she can smell you, even after all this time

>> No.14458944

>>14458928
Spooky. I'd still prefer a hot hellhound to a frosthound, though.

>> No.14458954

>>14458905
The body is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised...

>> No.14458961
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>>14458907
>>14458911
>"Dat vas my plan all along Anon!"

>> No.14458971

>>14458944
Well no doubt, Hellhound going yandere would just be steel beam melting claws. A Frosthound going yandere would be an entire city block getting reduced to Absolute Zero, time frozen for everybody in the immediate radius, while she roars out shit like how she's going to make you fuck her full of Fen-pups or else.

>> No.14458984
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14458984

We need more snek hair. Are there any stories about Medusas?

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14458997

>>14458928
>>14458971
Apex yanderes, truly.

>> No.14458999

>be army veteran
>suffer from PTSD after years of hard battles and watching friends die
>loud noises still make me jump and duck for cover
>dont get me started on the nightmares
>decide to finally get help and go to a support group
>its a circle jerk of "lets talk about our feelings" and "how does that make you feel"
>about to just write it off and go look for another support group
>then one day, coordinator has surprise for us
>brings in local high school kids to talk about our experiences
>areyouserious.exe
>final straw, but stick with it cause it'd be rude just to leave now
>get paired up with a brown haired dog monster girl
>all the other ones are talking about movies or their school life or what not
>just sit there with the dog monster girl
>suddenly she asks, "Do you wanna hold hands?"
>what? why?
>she shrugs and softly smiles, "Sometimes its hard to talk about things. Sometimes it easier just to...be there, you know?"
>dont know why but for the next thirty minutes, we just sit there quietly and hold hands
>her paws are really soft
>8 years later
>dont jump from loud noises anymore and most of the nightmares have abated
>hold hands with my wife everyday now
>her paws are still soft

>> No.14459008

>>14458999
That hit...a little close

>> No.14459013

>>14458984
Ovaries wrote one, and that's the only one I remember. Pretty generic h-manga stuff too famiglia

>> No.14459019

>>14458348
>Life on a farm ain't easy, but it has its perks
>You've been watching her for weeks now, or more rightly, that treasure trove she's hefting around left and right
>Been buttering her up too, headpats, scratching her ears, eating with her, shoulder rides, when no one's looking, she was a fretful little thing when you first saw her, but you recognised her potential
>You cheerfully call her over, a loli holst, telling her you want to play a game
>She runs to you, eager and excited, none of the other farmhands ever want to play
>You take her to the barn, telling her to raise her arms and close her eyes, and keep them closed no matter what
>You kneel before her, the scent of her youth off wafting into your nostrils as you remove her top is invigorating
>You trace your nose from her tummy to her chest, she giggles as you do so
>Briefly looking up, you see her eyes are still closed
>Good
>You drag your tongue over her left nipple, licking the tangy liquid from her careless romps under the calid summer Sun
>You separate her breasts, ample for someone her age, and lick the center of her chest, wanting to get as much of that delicious nectar as you can
>Her nipples begin to perk up and she holds a loan in her mouth
>She asks what you're doing
>"Inspecting you" you say simply and continue, telling her to keep her eyes closed
>"I've never been handled like this before, when they tagged us, it just hurt, but this feels good"
>Little slut
>Still... us?
>She tells you of her friend in the farm, but what do you know who she is, you've seen her running around with all kinds of girls around the farm
>"We held each other and cried ourselves to sleep, there were a lot of scary men telling for us to move when we came here, but life here is fun, it's not bad at all. Hey, can I put my arms down? They're getting tired"
>You tell her to keep them up, as long as she can, latching onto her breast and suckling
>"Yeeek!" she shrieks when her body acknowledges the foreign, yet somehow familiar sensation
>"What's with that reaction? You're going to be a dairy cow, this should be nothing for you" you tell her, still keeping up that friendly candor
>Her body begins to tremble, you grab her her hips and hold her in place, intensifying your assault
>A cow'a first milking is the best, you're not letting this chance slip past you
>She's audibly panting now, squirming in your grasp as you grope her breasts
>"Mmmnn!, Anon, please, I'm feeling weird, my head is spinning" she's almost there
>Her breasts harden slightly with the promise of the goodness soon to be yours
>"Hah, haa!anon!" her back arches, eyes open and unfocused as she releases the fruits of your labor, her legs give out, she tries to hold on to you, but her arms are to sore to muster any strength, she sinks to the floor and you follow her down
>Gentlemen, we have milk
>You greedily claim your prize, not willing to part with a single drop of her first spray, she lays sprawled across the floor under you
>"Nothing like a cow's first time" you crow, before making a beeline for her other breast
>She starts lowing softly, just a whisper, but content
>She places her hands behind your head, cradling you as you empty her...jugs
>Once you're done, you break away from her and look down upon your work, a sweaty, trembling, happily milked holst with a goofy smile on her face
>But...
>"You opened your eyes" you spit out herself
>Her ears perk up, she sees your share, intense, piercing, disaproving, where did all the warmth from just a second ago disappear to?
>You pull her up to her knees, and her instinct fixes her gaze to the bulge in your pants
>"A cow that can't do what she's told, needs to be punished" you liberate your manhood from it's prison, it's possibly rippling thanks to her milk, she stares, mesmerized
>You grab her tiny horns, nubs really, and press it to her nose, guiding her from top to base, from base to tip
>"Better get familiar with this fella, You and he are going to be real close from now on", with little ceremony you let her breasts engulf your rod and press the tip to her lips, breaching her mouth soon after, you move at your own pace, indulging in her warm flesh
>She's struggling with your thickness, her eyes watering as you violate her mouth
>"You know, this would go much easier if we had some milk" you say matter of factly and squeeze her milk tanks, but nothing comes out, disappointing
>"Come on, you're a dairy cow aren't you, surely you haven't run dry yet?" You raise your hand to the ceiling, "whack! whack! whack!" sharp slaps ring across her tats, sending a working electricity all through them, she yelps around your thrusting girth with each strike, "You want to be a good cow right? You'll give me lots of milk won't you?"
>"whack!"
>Another
>"whack!"
>Again
>"whack!"
>Still more
>"I know you have it in you, my little milk tank" with the next strike, she gushes like an oil well, coating your length in her white goodness

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#MonsterLivesMatter

>> No.14459027

>>14458961
Well, I hope she doesn't mind me getting some magic involved to speed things along.

I'm thinking we should have thirty kids for the first batch, a good number that'll get the horde going

>> No.14459028

>>14458607
SAUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

>> No.14459037

>>14459028
Read the thread, you fecking blighter.

>> No.14459039

>>14459019
lovely

>> No.14459040

>>14459028
check earlier on the thread, its behind a spoiler

>> No.14459045

>>14458999
Neat.

>> No.14459046

I need a trap for a wurm. Anyone have any ideas?

>> No.14459050

>>14459046
This.
http://oglaf.com/trapmaster/

>> No.14459053

>>14458032
who is this and can i request from you

>> No.14459057

>>14459046
three words
ICE. CREAM. TRUCK.

>> No.14459063

>>14459046
A large pit lined with peanut butter.

>> No.14459065

>>14459053
>Not knowing Monorus
Newfag PLEASE

>> No.14459075
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14459075

>>14459046

>> No.14459077

>>14459053
>who is this
Lurk more, and use proper grammar.

>can i request from you
>Requesting from Mono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTZsiwk-ik

>> No.14459082

>>14459046
"free cummies" sign. Works with any monster, really.

>> No.14459084

>>14458997
An apex yandere would be a Hound of Tindalos or a Frosthound or the worst apex yandere of all a childhood friend who Alps because deep down s/he always wanted to be by your side forever

>> No.14459085

>>14459075
Yeah, real fucking smart
>Wurm thinks you have it's nose
>Tries to take it back
>Ends up taking your entire arm

>> No.14459086
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>>14458997
Hellhounds are scary!

>> No.14459091

>>14459046
>step 1
Dress up as a dog.
>step 2
When the wurm gets close. POUNCE.
>step 3
Get married two weeks later.

>> No.14459096

>>14459065
>>14459077
I meant the girl, numbnuts I know well who Monorus is since years ago on /a/.

>> No.14459105

>>14459091
>Thinks she has a bestiality fetish
>Doesn't recognize you out of the fursuit
Good job.

>> No.14459123

>>14459086
>He doesn't want to be forced to bury his face into the sweltering heat of a Hellhound's labia
>The musky feminine scent and palpable heat making you sweat as she uses her paws to force you in place
>The fires of her passion growing the more you lap and suckle at her, drowning yourself in her smell and taste
>Right before she tears your clothes off and rocks your world in cowgirl before laying on her back like a dog in submission and forcing you to impregnate her

>> No.14459130

>>14458971
>Frosthound freezes the whole city in time
>You're the only one left conscious and mobile
>When you walk out into the street, it's deathly silent
>The air is cold, and though no surface is slippery, every part of the city, from person to pavement, has been encased in some semi-corporeal, transparent layer of Something
>Even the wind isn't blowing
>And then, from several blocks away, you hear her howl
>Signalling the start of her hunt

Oh boy.
The idea of being hunted by something that can freeze time at will, just so it can hunt you down scares me in a very appealing way. Just imagine the entire Earth, frozen in time. You're the only one left. The only source of sound and movement on the planet. You're surrounded by people, your friends and family, but they couldn't be less able to help you.
And slowly but surely, you're aware, in every waking moment, that something is hunting you. Getting closer every frozen second. How long until you look outside your window, and see a figure over in the distance that wasn't there when you last went to sleep?

Which reminds me, I really do need to write a story about a Time Dragon at some point.

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>>14459130
Someday when I stop being a procrastinating micro-brew drinking shit I'll probably write Frosthound or a Silver Dragon or Wightmom. I love yandere girls that aren't murderers.

>> No.14459159

>>14459146
What do you drink?

>> No.14459161

>>14459130
>Helloooooo
>Is anyone theeeereee

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14459211

This thread is pretty quiet, is everyone too busy getting this year's punishment from Krampus?

Are we the good ones?

>> No.14459212

Test

>> No.14459220
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14459220

>>14459086

Spooky Scary

>> No.14459222 [SPOILER] 
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>>14459211
Too busy getting hugs

>> No.14459224

>>14459211
Can't think of anything particularly bad I've done to get a visit from her.

>> No.14459228

>>14459220
H-Hellhounds can't be witches! T-They're dogs!

>> No.14459233

>>14459130
jesus that scary, she could violate you for however long she wants, and there's literally nothing you can do about it.

probably too spooky for me to even get it up

>> No.14459234

>>14459211
Define good.
Because if good means helping an echidna live out her hyper preg fetish then yes, I've been very good

>> No.14459239

>>14459212
Checking to see if you're able to post or not?

>> No.14459252

>>14459211
Kinda busy, I'm finishing up some studies and then I'm gonna sketch up some mindflayer twins I got in the last thread.

>> No.14459263

>>14459252
Oooh nice.

>> No.14459270

>>14459239
I've been getting isp blocks and connection error messages all day, guess people in my country are shitposting too hard. Ah well, I have work to do, guess I'll finish this loli holst thing another day. Sorry one guy who was interested.

>> No.14459284

>>14459270
>Sorry one guy who was interested.
I'm patient, so no worries.

>> No.14459295

>>14459211
Krampus is dumb.

>> No.14459326

>>14459211
I was a good boy so I got a fairy in my stocking.
Thread decides what I do with it.

>> No.14459331

>>14459220
I want a chaotic evil Hellhound Witch for my adventuring party!

>> No.14459344

>>14459211
Get away from me, I don't want to be punished!

>> No.14459346

>>14459228
Eh, one letter off. They can handle it.

>> No.14459360

>>14459326
Dress it up in a maid outfit! Make it cook and clean for you!

>> No.14459364

>>14459331
>CE

Get out of my campaign.
LE is the lowest I go.

>> No.14459377

>>14459364
What Monster Girl would be lawful evil? Vampire? Dragon? Lich? Centaur Deathknight?

>> No.14459378
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14459378

>>14459233
Don't worry, she'll just watch you while you sleep, and wait until you get morning wood.
Then, she'll freeze your body entirely, turning you into a time-stopped statue, your still conscious mind trapped in your own body.
Of course, it won't be all bad. She'll let you move your eyeballs around to drink in the sight of her body, and she'll make sure you can still cum - when she wants, of course. Until then, look forward to building up an orgasm over the course of hours as she slows time for your entire crotch. Why, you'll be able to feel every moment of climax as your semen crawls slowly and endlessly from your dick, travelling micrometer by micrometer, assaulting your brain with a feeling of bliss drawn out into madness.

Might as well look forward to it. Because God knows you won't be escaping it. Ever.

>> No.14459382

>>14459146
If that is who I think it is: kill that dragon with fire, and get that wonderful man away from him
Unless that ISNT Travis and the dragon isnt that little shit, then thats all null and void

>> No.14459383
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>>14458984
I didn't think you'd be into that sort of thing anon.

>> No.14459405

>>14459377
>Centaur Deathknight
I prefer an elven Deathknight to be honest.

>> No.14459410
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>>14459377
Not him, but gimme dat Lich.

>> No.14459412

>>14459378
If that's not a good reason to commit suicide then I don't know what is.

>> No.14459417

>>14459159
Hobgoblin Ale, Smith and Forge, Captain Morgan, Sailor Jerry.

>> No.14459422

>>14459405
>Not wanting a towering Warhorse Centaur in full, pitch-black steel armor to tell you to 'draw your sword and face me, worm.'

>> No.14459436

>>14459377
litch, dragons, vampire, demons, and dullahans

>> No.14459437

>>14459378
I would rather commit suicide and be taken by a Will 'o Wisp over that.
Barring suicide, losing my sanity from Wonderland exposure sounds much more pleasant.

>> No.14459440
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14459440

>>14458919
Sorry friend, I actually like to do damage.

Also have the perfect moveset.

...Saif even looks really nice.

>> No.14459442

>>14459422
Sounds like a cool fight, sure, but nothing about whorsepussy makes me wanna fuck it.

>> No.14459456

>>14459440
>Also have the perfect moveset.
Yeah, so axe.

>> No.14459480

>>14459456
You mean the Saif.

>> No.14459498
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14459498

A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Rosty
Species: Jack Frost
A frost fairy that is said to be the symbol of coldness itself. Their bodies are comprised purely of snow and ice, there are even some that do not even take humanoid form. "I will arrange a freezer room for her to stay in!"

Jack Frosts seem to be the EMG version of Glacies, I suppose. At least the names are back to the level of terrible I've come to expect from these. Still, at least she's cute.

>> No.14459504

>>14459480
>Skill weapons
>Manly

>> No.14459509

>>14459412
>>14459437

Suicide? But Anon, you're her treasure. She'd bring about the end of the world itself if it meant spending eternity with you.
As a matter of fact, she effectively has brought about the end of the world. Do you really think she'll unfreeze time, when she has you right there, with no one to get in the way? No, she'll keep everyone else as unthinking statues forever. Much easier that way.

You decided to cut your own throat or wrists before she got to you? Well, what a coincidence. Looks like the wounds just so happened to freeze over the instant you cut them.
A suicide pill? Don't worry, it's not lodged in your throat. She'll unfreeze time for it once she can get you to throw it back up or neutralise it.
Hanging yourself? Prepare to spend a good few days suspended in the middle of the room, supported and surrounded by a layer of solid, unmoving air.

One way or another, she's going to milk you dry, and fill you back up with her own endless love, before taking you around the entire planet, to show you the beauty of the world she sculpted for you. A world shared by just the two of you.

>> No.14459515

>>14459019
lovely, thanks anon

>> No.14459517

>>14459498
>Rosty
God...dammit Crabman...

>> No.14459518
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14459518

>>14459498
>Rosty

>> No.14459520

>>14459509
Then I guess murder is the next best option.

>> No.14459529

>>14459498
>the symbol of coldness itself
>Smiling
Dammit crab.

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14459531

>>14459509
I WANT ICE-HOUUND TO STOP

>> No.14459532

>>14459498
I want to enter the boudoir of the Ice Queen!

>> No.14459550

>>14459504
>implying it doesn't have a D Strength Rating at +10

>> No.14459555

>>14459498
>Rosty
At least it's better than what NoA called him

>> No.14459556

>>14459509
Alright, I'm aware that such Yanderes have lost all mental capacity for understanding the actual emotions of others, but looks like my best bet is to express my disapproval at her actions.
No matter how much she milks me dry, she will never see me smile again, and she will know that I am extremely disappointed, and I do not love her because of what she's done.
Besides, I'd probably freeze to death first.

>> No.14459558

>>14458984
There's no stories of a Medusa by anybody who isn't a faggot from here. There's like, one.

>> No.14459560

>>14459550
>D
>Worth considering
You have to B kidding.

>> No.14459568

>>14459550
>D weapons

Get out of here Titans.
You cost and weigh more than a child.

>> No.14459571

>>14459360
Very well.

You've reminded me of an anime from years ago with tiny little robot maids.

>> No.14459579

>MFW I don't even know what I want in writing
>MFW so zetta slow

>> No.14459586

>>14459326
I'd give it to the wurm daughter personally

>> No.14459588

>>14459383
My dick knows no limits.

>> No.14459606
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>>14459520
>>14459531
Are you prepared to pound the hound? Or are you going to have a suboptimal time?

>> No.14459634

>>14459560
>>14459568
You're welcome to talk about manly strength weapons but Axe isn't one of them.

Go get a Wheel before talking about manly strength weapons. Except you won't because it's a piece of shit.

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14459642

>>14459556
What are you going to do when she starts constructing entire palaces and castles out of ice to try and please you?

Electrical hellhound recolour/variant when?

>> No.14459652

>>14459634
B isn't too bad. Could be better sure, but the only alternative is the shitty wheel, or the Kirk'slut of the weapon world'Hammer. And the pizza cutter I don't know much about.

>> No.14459680

>>14459642
She broke my smile for good. She needs to understand that.
And if she actually loved me, she would know that I would absolutely despise that kind of torture described in >>14459378
Seconding the electrical hellhound.

>> No.14459690

>Trying to figure out how someone would explain signal strength to a kobold in medieval times.

That hurt my brain

>> No.14459696

>>14459690
Signal strength? Like using flashing lights or hand gestures to signal a person?
Well, it'd be pretty weak if it was dark or foggy

>> No.14459698

>>14459642
>Electrical Hellhound

Now all I can think of is Skollr from WoW

>> No.14459700

>>14459690
Good god, explaining wireless signals in general to someone with absolutely no knowledge of physics is one hell of a rabbit hole.
You would have to start from the very beginning with Ohm's law.
Unless we're talking about completely different signals here.

>> No.14459711

Would monster documentaries on humans be popular?

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>>14459642
You don't want it.

>> No.14459714

>>14459690
"You know how there's those whistles only you can hear? Well, this radio is basically like that. Imagine that we have two of them. One person talks into the other radio, and it turns that talking into a whistling only radios can hear. When our radio hears the whistling, it turns it back into whatever that person was saying, and lets us hear it. If the signal is stronger, then a radio can hear better, and whistle louder."

It's not a perfect explanation, but I suppose it works for practical purposes.
I haven't read The Way Things Work in a long time, so I can't really do any better.

>> No.14459716

>>14459700
>Good god, explaining wireless signals in general to someone with absolutely no knowledge of physics is one hell of a rabbit hole.
tell me about it, my parents still call me weekly to explain to them why their "Wifey" is so slow when they have the slowest fucking internet connection ever

>> No.14459722

>>14459711
Depends
Are they narrated by David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman?

>> No.14459731

>>14459696
Cellphone signals

>>14459700
Cellular strength but yes, pretty much the same.

>>14459714
Great.
Now imagine the idea of a radio is foreign to them

>> No.14459746

>>14459713
>Not wanting Paarl-chan

I'll admit, I'm partial to Ebretias-chan

>> No.14459753

>>14459531
If you want her to stop then play the batsu OUT sound, she'll get spanked and like it

>> No.14459758

I want to date a cool vigilante Dullahan who wears a mask that morphs into various inkblot tests, and neat hat, and watch her fight crime!

>> No.14459766

>>14459606
I want to pound the Hound, but my writing sucks.

>> No.14459774

>>14459766
I want to round the kobold but my prose is mediocre

>> No.14459787
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>>14459731
As a simple concept that can be explained quickly and gasped in a short amount of time that gets the general gist across or something more specific?

>> No.14459789

>>14459680
What can she do to get you to love her again? Create a whole continent of icy wonderland to satisfy you? Let you move the time-stopped statues of your friends and family into your new, palatial home? Gift you with some of her power, so you can manipulate time and ice like she can?

>>14459713
I want it.

>> No.14459792

>>14459722
no they're narrated by some siren no doubt

>> No.14459797

>>14459787
Something short and barebones.
I've already got something set as just saying "it represents how close you are to something" but that's it

>> No.14459798

>>14459731
I'd write off the radio as a magical device that can emit and listen for these signals.

Now, explaining all of this in depth such that she has a complete understanding of how everything works, fuck that, because explaining the concept to someone with no knowledge of even basic circuitry is an effort in futility.

>> No.14459819

>>14459797
>"You know how someone's voice gets quieter as they get further away from you, and it gets harder and harder to hear them? Machines have that problem too."
Does that not work?

>> No.14459831

>>14459797
Could perhaps say it's like an invisible fire, the stronger the flame the further away you can feel its warmth. Except this warmth is instead information that requires special items to tell us what it means.

>> No.14459836

>>14459792
A Gandharva with the feminine version of Morgan Freeman's voice.

>> No.14459859

>>14459819
>>14459831
Yep, those are pretty good ways.

Side question though.
How would a dragon react to you taking her picture of she didn't know what a camera was?

>> No.14459860

>>14459789
She appears adamant in not unfreezing the world, so that's not an option.
I'll never forgive her for what she did, but her promise to never use any of her freezing/time shenanigans on me would make me feel slightly better about it.
And I'm freezing, dammit.

>> No.14459862

You know, I'm not usually a wonderland man, but the thought of cuddling and spooning a big, toned-yet soft Roc Jubjub, belly swollen with pregnancy after many long hours of breeding her, is a good thought in deed.

>> No.14459871

>>14459859
Is it one of those Polaroid instant-develop cameras?
I think she would be intrigued by the "instantaneous portrait device", probably followed by demanding that she keep it.

>> No.14459875

>>14459862
>a big, toned-yet soft Roc Jubjub
Oh man, my dick.

>> No.14459876

>>14459871
Just say it's linked to your eyes, and captures beauty as only you can see it, so she can't keep the camera, but she can keep you

>> No.14459884

>>14459871
Yep.
Would she go full vanity mode and demand many pictures or just hoard it and not use it?

>> No.14459900

>>14459884
I think she would go with both, demanding that you stay and take as many pictures as she desires, while bragging to her fellow dragons about her find.
Explaining to her that you're out of film would be a fiasco, though, since I'm sure one cannot simply make film for those kinds of cameras.

>> No.14459905

>>14459859
>>14459871
>>14459884
>>14459900
Just vanilla Dragon is nice, but how would the rest of the 5 dragons react to their pictures taken?

>> No.14459914

>>14459905
Which one thinks she tanked a spell from the flash which had NO EFFECT because she's a dragon.

Which one thinks you just stole her soul upon seeing the photo and now has to destroy the catalyst containing it to free herself.

>> No.14459927

>>14459905
It's small
It's tight
It's wet
It's DRAGON PUSSY

>> No.14459928

>>14459914
Man, dealing with dragons sounds like a massive fucking pain in the ass. That's what you get for dealing with bitches with egos bigger than a queen vampire.

>> No.14459930

>>14459905
Jabberwocks would go maximum vanity mode.
Wurms would probably accidentally break the camera.
Ryus would be the most calm about it.
Dunno about Wyverns. Hard to pin down their personality.

Really, most problems could be solved by simply turning off the flash.

>> No.14459948

>>14459930
>Dunno about Wyverns. Hard to pin down their personality.
I'd bet they'd just be happy they weren't forgotten

Again

Seriously who even likes Wyverns? Every other dragon girl is so much cooler. Wyverns are the unpopular nerdy middle child of the dragon family no one really likes

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14459957

>>14459948
I like wyverns.

>> No.14459961

>>14459957
Wyvern get off the internet

>> No.14459971

>>14459862
That sounds so amazing and I'm a fluffy curvy Jubjub's husbando.

>> No.14459974

>>14459948
Honestly, I think I would prefer a wyvern, based solely on the fact that they aren't as up themselves as dragons are. Like the chill older sister to the dragon race.

>You'll never go adventuring with a Proto-Wyvern who is super chill about letting you use her back to help her smite foes from above.
>She'll never introduce you to all the ancient entities she used to just chill with whenever.
>She'll never tell you stories of times gone past as she sits happily in the dirt before a fire she helped collect wood for, eating game caught that day, not demanding the finest halls, succulent meats or that you do absolutely everything

>> No.14459978

>>14459957
There's gotta be at least 4 of us that do!

>> No.14459979

I want to get my Kobold daughteru some specially made skintight leather opera gloves and thigh-high boots! I want to fuck her while she's wearing them!

>> No.14459982

>>14459974
>based solely on the fact that they aren't as up themselves as dragons are
That's the best part about Dragons though. A kind-yet-noble Ryu, a haughty show off Jabberwock, a proud mighty Dragon. Such pride is intoxicating.

>> No.14459992

>>14459948
>>14459974
I also like how relatively chill Wyverns are as well, but I could never be a Dragoon.

>> No.14459996

>>14459982
I like being treated as an equal.

>> No.14459997

>>14459979
Are you going to pump her full and then plug her up so that she has to walk around in them while looking pregnant?

>> No.14460001

Rub reverse scale

>> No.14460003

>>14459997
Definitely, it's the routine. I'm also going to make her wear her matching leather leotard to keep the plugs in.

>> No.14460007

>>14460001
Pinch and pull on reverse scale

Fellate reverse scale

>> No.14460008

>>14459996
>equal
I want both a Hellhound and a Kikimora to look at you with a smug condescending face

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>>14460007
Don't stop~

>> No.14460021

>>14460016
Jizz on reverse scale?

>> No.14460028

>>14460008
>Hellhounds
Hellhounds are the perfect equal girls, domming and subbing whenever you wanna change up the dynamic. Kikis don't mesh so well with me because of the whole submit to master thing.

>> No.14460032

>>14459930
>Jabberwocks would go maximum vanity mode.
I want a Wock to see her husband take a quick innocent picture of her, and for the Wock to go full ham about it and demand more.

>> No.14460034

>>14459957
>still nothing of a little boy and loli wyvern playing make-believe knights

>> No.14460038
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14460038

Wanna get dommed by a mouse.

>> No.14460049

>>14460038
wanna get dommed by skaven girls

>> No.14460051

>>14460038
When did the whole leather dominatrix thing begin?
Who fetishized getting tortured in the first place?

>> No.14460052

>>14460038
The thing on the left isn't a mouse, it's a hag.

>> No.14460059

>>14460052
I know silly, it's the one on the right I'm talking about.

>> No.14460069

>>14457365
When it comes to Eldritch abominations, Shoggoth are pretty low-tier, anon. Besides, why would I want a maid who's race is best known for rebelling against their masters and killing them all?

>> No.14460075
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14460075

I'm tired of all this hate that alps get, they deserve cum in their wombs like any other monster girl, please stop bullying them!

I am not an alp

>> No.14460080

>>14460075
>I'm tired of all this hate that alps get
>implying
you faggots can't stop talking about them.

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>>14460080
Right you are, sir.

>> No.14460087

>>14458544
Do you not?

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14460090

>>14457835
>>14457803

>> No.14460098

>>14460090
Don't really care for her, but that's a nice pic.

>> No.14460107

>>14460090
My, what big fins she has

>> No.14460113

What was that doujin with the fish girl, who goes into heat and fucks her childhood friend on school ground, with some kind of mouth-palm?

>> No.14460117

>>14460090
please do more yandere MGs like a yandere ryu or yan holst

>> No.14460119

>>14460113
>fish

>> No.14460125

>>14460113
She was an odd squid-girl, and while I can't recall the exact title, I know it was a Z-Ton release. Just look him up on SadPanda, and you should find it with little trouble.

>> No.14460130

>>14460125
Thanks, anon.

>> No.14460132
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14460132

>>14460038
Glory to the Maus Kingdom!

May the Empress' ears forever be perfectly round!

>> No.14460143

I want a Baphomet Onee-san to dom me.

>> No.14460146

>>14460003
But how big are you going to get her?
Till she looks like she's bearing twins?
Till she looks like she's in the third tri-mester?
So large that you hear her slosh when she stumbles, cradling it to save her balance.

>> No.14460149

>>14460143
I want a Baphomet Onee-san to cuddle me.

>> No.14460151

>>14460143
Business baphomets are olev.

>> No.14460152

>>14460149
I want to cuddle a Baphomet Onee-san

>> No.14460157
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14460157

>you will never cuddle a centipede

>> No.14460161

>>14460157
Adorable.

>> No.14460163

>>14460152
I want to hotdog a Baphomet Onee-san

>> No.14460169

>>14460163
I want to be tenderly dommed by a Baphomet Onee-san until I turn into a semiconscious mess.

>> No.14460170

>>14460163
I want to go mountain climbing with a Baphomet Onee-san, and after a full two days of walking, fuck like wild in a fae pagan glade atop the mountain, I wanna fuck her so hard I' make maenads blush.

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>>14460143
cant remember when i got this

>> No.14460200

>>14460197
Delicious. Baphomet needs more art.

>> No.14460206

>>14460157
Even she'd find me repulsive.

>> No.14460207

>>14460197
Needs a bigger bust.

>> No.14460209

>>14460206
Now that's something I'd like to see.

>> No.14460216

>>14460206
You should kill yourself, anon. Just take the pain away.

>> No.14460221

>>14460157
Sticky grape pussy

>> No.14460222

>>14460216
Nah he should fuck the pain away

By which I mean he should watch Baby's Day Out

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>> No.14460224

>>14460216
What this anon says. Kill yourself and get a wisp waifu that is already top tier anyway.

>> No.14460234

>>14460206
I don't know about her but I certain do, you disgusting dirty filth you.

Anybody remember that futurama episode about the neat OCD bureaucrat office lady with a fetish for slobs? Kinda want that with an Anubis or Kiki or something.

>> No.14460239

>>14460234
>Kiki shouting "Dirty boy!"

I'd love it.

>> No.14460242

>>14460239
>Kiki

I'd love it.

>> No.14460246
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14460246

What are these things anyway?

>> No.14460247

>>14460239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5RV4GW01U

>> No.14460249

>>14460246
butt tassles

>> No.14460252

>>14460246
Garter straps

>> No.14460254

>>14460246
Straps to hold up her stockings
Which is weird since she seems to be wearing chaps

>> No.14460260

>>14460242
All sane men would.

>>14460247
Exactly.
My home isn't too dirty but she'd still probably shout that.
She'd get it in the missionary position that night.
She'd have a black garter.

>> No.14460261

>>14460246
Is she sucking his dick and is mad that it isn't getting hard?

>> No.14460264

>>14460261
There are actually three dicks there, and she can't figure out which one to play with, because she can't count that high.

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>>14460264

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>>14460264
You're lucky I'm here to confirm that you're wrong citizen.

>> No.14460277

>>14460270
Wait, so why is she mad? Was I right? Is he limp because she's too flat for him?

>> No.14460278

>>14460270
Where is the uncensored edition?
Also seriously, why is she so angry about domming him?

>> No.14460280

>>14460270
>censored
You can't handle the truth!

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>> No.14460284

I want to give a NEET Gazer, Oomukade, and Jabberwock a video game where the antagonist is a horrible literal monster who kills and slaughters hundreds, including your best friend in game

Then I want to see their face when the ending is "If you kill him, you'll be just as bad as him!"

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14460296

>>14460270
Until we can get Japamoot to extend the pervy-stuff-is-okay policy from /a/ to here, witty censorship is the best thing we've got.

>> No.14460310

>>14460292
What have I told you about sciencing monsters together

>> No.14460311 [SPOILER] 
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>"The fox empire welcomes you while you visit, please behave while you are here alright?"

>> No.14460315

>>14460311

"you're not my real mom, I'll do what I want"

>> No.14460317

So Anons,
You were walking home with your waifu one day when horace the magic hobo cast a curse on said wafiu.

In a flash of light he's gone and your waifu is merged with another monster girl race, taking on secondary characteristics from them.

Roll for the second monster:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

And roll twice if you don't have a preferred race, the first roll being the primary race (Unless you get a cait sith/cu sith in which case you re-roll) with the second roll being the secondary race.

What do you end up with and how do you react?

>> No.14460320
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>"And just where did you think you were looking?"

>> No.14460323

>>14460311
If by behave you mean not reckless molest fluffy fox tails, then no I don't think I shall behave in the slightest.

>> No.14460326

>>14460310
to keep going

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>>14460277
>>14460278
She's mad because...it's Luka from MGQ and they had a scuffle before. Evidently hitting people with weapons, regardless if they can kill or not, is kind of rude.

Also struggling while a girl rapes you would probably be annoying too.

>all these captchas wanting Palm Trees

LISTEN CAPTCHA IT'S FUCKING WINTER, IT'S COLD, STOP ENTICING ALL THE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE COLD.

>> No.14460329

>>14460320
At your tails, where else?

>> No.14460332

>>14460317
>Golem kiki
The living roomba is real!

>> No.14460334

>>14460320
Oh shit. I'm sorry.

>> No.14460336

>>14459046
A roll of bubble wrap, a pencil and a book of puzzles for children aged 5-8

>> No.14460337

>>14460317
A lilim/ignis, pharoah/apsara, baphomet/barometz, and dragon/vampire.

Send help. My pelvis hurts.

>> No.14460338

>>14460320
Your eyes, why?

>> No.14460339

>>14460332
OH lord.
It has happened...
>Built in broom
>Artificial feathers instead of hair
>Can be powered by headpat's in a pinch.

>> No.14460345

>>14459509
Something, something futurama.

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>>14460329
A-Anon, you can't just talk to a Kitsune Noblewoman like that!

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>"Of course I invited you over for tea and cakes, what did you think I wanted?"

>> No.14460357

>>14460337
>A lilim with flame wings/hair
>A pharoah who wears skimpy clothing and can dance
>A baphomet with a bounce gel to better tackle you
>A pale skinned dragon who drinks the blood of kings like it's the finest whine but still loves yours the best

Sounds like a good harem.

>> No.14460366

>>14459758
Why do you want her to be Rorschach? Rorschach's dead. Rorschach sucks, The Question agreed don't bother him about it.

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>>14460350
Oh, nevermind... Say, is your little sister home?

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>>14460327

>> No.14460373

>>14460346
Shut up and let me touch them

>> No.14460377

>>14460368
Is it bad that I want to fill that loli fox till she looks like she swallowed a basketball?

>> No.14460381

>>14460346
With a single tail like that you would think she was a dog.

>> No.14460382

>>14460317
Mantis + Merrow.
I can totally get behind a romance crazed Mantis.

>>14460337
You should have been concerned with your pelvis upon picking the original harem tbqh.

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Have a thing.

>> No.14460390

>>14460382
But now my pelvis hurts even more. Not that I'm really complaining.

>> No.14460397

>>14460382
Don't forget the she can now breath underwater, has a spiffy hat, and has scales instead of chitin.
Or is pink instead of green.

Are you ready for her to read off a lovey dovey poem she wrote while speaking in a deadpan voice?

>> No.14460398

>>14460369
>>14460327
>>14460270
Come on man where are the uncensored?

>> No.14460406

>>14460386
i want to violently rub her reverse scale in public

>> No.14460410

>>14460398
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Baphomet

>> No.14460412

>>14460386
Aaaaaand Boner.

>> No.14460413

>>14460317
We don't need to purge the shit tier monstergirls nearly half as bad as we need to purge these shitty wizards.

>> No.14460415

>>14460317
>Alp with willowisp traits
>gets super jelly over trivial things and starts outperforming other monstergirls to make herself look better
>other monstergirls see how far the alp's going to please me and get jelly that an alp's doing better than them, working harder to ease their bruised egos
>jelly infinite loop obtained

All the guys win?

>> No.14460423

>>14460413
Not a wizard.
A magic hobo.
There is a difference.

>>14460415
Hyper competitive ghost alp that has blue flames would be nice.

>> No.14460431

>>14460397
>has scales instead of chitin
B-but my delicious shiny chitin!

>lovey dovey poem she wrote while speaking in a deadpan voice?
Bring it on. Even at worst it'd look cute as a kitten mounting a puppy. At best she'd get me do anything for her for the rest of the year.

>> No.14460436

>>14460431
Would you even rub cheeks with her?

Mantis/Merrows can be pretty affectionate creatures.

>> No.14460447

>>14460317
>Shog Kiki hybird
Has science gone too far?

>> No.14460448

>>14460436
As long as she can take some serious stubble pricking.

>> No.14460452

>>14460447
You have the ultimate maid.

>>14460448
She can take it Anon.
The real question is if you can take her heart pupils and antenna forming a heart as well.

>> No.14460461

>>14460386
Urge to touch reverse scale rising...

>> No.14460463

>>14460317
>Kiki/Apsara crossbreed

Either I just wandered into a Disney cartoon, or I just hit the jackpot

>> No.14460465

I love /mgg/.
I've beat it like 8 times just in this one thread. I'm so sore I can't get hard anymore, but you all just keep posting it just can't stop

>> No.14460468

>>14460465
Trying to give yourself a Rusty Venture, eh?

>> No.14460472

>>14460463
She's got a tan now, dresses like a harem girl, and dances lightly as he cleans, singing all the way.

>>14460468
I heard that's when you take two alps and have them give you a thigh job.

>> No.14460478

>>14460468
Read that as Rusty Vulture, not quite sure what that is anyways.

>> No.14460482

>>14460478
A Rusty Venture is when you eat out a monster girl, who eats out another monster girl, who gives you a rim job.

>> No.14460489

>>14460107
for you

>> No.14460492

>>14460482
Always thought it involved a turkey baster

>> No.14460496

>>14460472
>I heard that's when you take two alps and have them give you a thigh job.
I want an Alp with Abigail-tier thighs to give me a thigh job.

>> No.14460498

>>14460482
Awesome, I'll treasure this information until I forget it.

>> No.14460499

Help how do I get rid of the soreness?
I need to keep going

>> No.14460502

>>14460499
12 years, 3 times a day.

>> No.14460503

>>14460492
Please, everyone knows what a rusty venture does.

>>14460496
That sounds good.

>>14460498
Good man.

>> No.14460505

>>14460317
>Lich/Dragon
>Dragon/Lilim
>Jabberwock/Youko
This is closer to a blessing than a curse.

>> No.14460507

>>14460386
can you imgur the uncensored one plz

>> No.14460511

I'm going to make a monstergirl kindergarten, dedicated to turning little monsters into idols

>> No.14460512

>>14460505
>Lich who experimented with dragon DNA to protect you and give wing hugs
>Dragon who's been infused with lilim powers, turning her hair white and granting her immense magical prowess.
>Fluffy dragon.

Sounds nice, although now I am imagining the jabberwocks tentacles as ending in Fizigig heads from the dark crystal.

>> No.14460519

>>14460317
>Kiki-Shoggoth
The penultimate elder-god maid awakens.

>> No.14460522

>>14460519
That or your maid has been corrupted slightly.
Are you ready for an elder kikigod who gives you bits that may or may not be an eldritch waifu?

>> No.14460525

>>14460505
>>14460512
DracoLich fucking WHEN KC?

>> No.14460526

>>14460519
>loli Kiki-Shoggoth
>that SINGS
doesn't that sound much better?

>> No.14460527

>>14457808
All I can think about when I heat Sea Slime is the dorky would-be rapist that he-who-must-not-be-named wrote.

>> No.14460529

>>14460317
>Cheshire/Sahuagin
My prankster waifu now turned into an emotionless cat with constantly wet fur.

>> No.14460530

>>14458032
Ah, I was right to ask for this. Can't wait to see it in color.

>> No.14460537

>>14460529
Actually, I don't think that even that fish can stop her completely.

She actually may just mellow out a bit, although she may now have fur similar to an otter for swimming and has gills so she can breathe underwater.

So just get ready for her to help you breathe underwater through kissing.

>> No.14460538

>>14460317
>Anubis taking on Mantis traits

I don't know what she might end up looking like, but I think I'm going to like it.

>> No.14460544

>>14460538
Well, she may have insectiod wings and antennae now and is quieter than before.

Just hope you're ready for the overseer to sneak up a on you a hell of a lot more often.

>> No.14460563

>>14460544
At least it balances out. Those delicate wings and antennae dongles are just more places for me to tease and play with.

>> No.14460566

>>14460482
What? No it isn't. A Rusty Venture is when you beat it till you give yourself friction burns and it starts bleeding, then you have a vampire suck on it to relieve the pain.

>> No.14460570

>>14460317

>Kejourou/Orc

Well that's interesting.

>> No.14460572

>>14460317
A Dragon-Ignis? That's hot.

>> No.14460574

I want to watch gachimuchi videos with an ogre!

>> No.14460575

>>14460563
Would you nibble her antenna so that her wings flutter and her sweet voice lets out moans?

>>14460566
No, no, no ,no.
A rusty venture is when you jump in a tub of nacho cheese before having a bunch of large mice clean you with their tongues.

>>14460570
So a soft kejourou with a sadomasochist streak and a little tail you can pull every now and then.

>>14460572
So flames are going to be seen between her scales and putting it in her is like putting it in a furnace.

>> No.14460576

>>14460317
Khepri + Queen Slime
Wait, how?

>> No.14460578

>>14460566
>>14460575
I thought a rusty venture was when you pour a chocolate slimegirl into a metal bucket and use her to get off.

>> No.14460580

>>14460317
Tengu/Cait Sith

I'm going to destroy that hobo.

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>>14460570
More like the best.

>> No.14460583

Surely the greatest of all aquatic rapists deserves a monstergirl. Why no dolphin girl yet?

>> No.14460585

>>14460576
A slime bug servent who wants to build you a bigger harem of servents.

All of whom she can control through a hivemind and customize to look new.

>>14460578
No, It's when you have a cheshire give you a blowjob with just her disembodied head.

>>14460580
Why?
Angry that your tengu has cat ears, fluffier feathers, and is smugger than normal?

>> No.14460589

>>14460580

>your crow tengu waifu tells you "hey pops!"

>> No.14460593

>>14460583
Because all dolphins would be Alps on account of their homosexual orgies.

>> No.14460596

>>14460583
because you touch yourself at night

>> No.14460601

>>14460582
Baby, I'm taking you to the desert to drink some mescal and see if we can't make you get on my totem pole.

>> No.14460604

Good night Anons,
take care and remember to take care of your waifu no matter what a magical hobo does.

And on that note, time for me to roll.

>>14460317
>Cupid/hellhound

So a Kuudere girl with black wings, flaming eyes, dog ears, a tail, and fluffy paws?

Jackpot.

>> No.14460610

>>14460526
>loli
no

>> No.14460611

>>14460604
Instead of love arrows, she shoots you with actual flaming arrows.

>> No.14460612

>>14460610
>not getting such an obvious reference
>not liking lolis

>> No.14460616

>>14460611
Or flaming love arrows of passion, things that get your love burning.

>> No.14460620

>>14460616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWsZh9qXsQ

>> No.14460622

>>14460612
If you weren't referencing Mary Poppins with that last line, then I don't really care what else you were alluding to.

>> No.14460625
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>Ahh, we're saved! Aren't you glad we landed in this lake when that Wurm hit our ship?
>W-why are you looking at me like that, anon?
You're not going to take advantage of your superior officer while you're stranded on an alien world, are you?

>> No.14460627

>>14460622
Fuck off newfag.

>> No.14460629

>>14460625

Of course not!

>> No.14460630

>>14460625
No, those tits are way too big.

>> No.14460632

>>14460630
It's the gravity, anon! The gravity! It's why she's bent over like that!

>> No.14460633

>>14460625
Nope,
I'd let her find out about the lactation enhancing properties of the local plants on her own.

>> No.14460635

>>14460630
I'm sorry, what?

>> No.14460637

>>14460625
I-It's nothing, ma'am! Just a little dazed. Though I must say you are looking rather... robust for having just crashed.

>> No.14460638

>>14460635
I think he said "I'm an Alp, whack me with a stick".

>> No.14460639

>>14460317
>Lich/Oni
A fit master of magic and undeath with a newfound love for drinking and fighting?
I'll take it.

>> No.14460640

>>14460638
Well then fetch me a stick
Who am I not to grant the wishes of others?

>> No.14460641

>>14460639
Don't forget the muscle.
It's not just the alcohol resistance she gets.

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>>14460630
Sorry? Didn't quite catch that. For a moment I thought I heard heresy.

>> No.14460646

>>14460627
How about you make a reference to give half a shit about

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>>14460640

Got ya covered

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>>14460648
We hunters now?

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>>14460648
Might need a bigger stick than that. Here, borrow mine.

>> No.14460657

>>14460648
That's a hammer, anon. Not a stick. I asked for a stick. They asked for a stick
People these days. You ask for a fork, they give you a spork. You ask for a spoon, they give you a measuring cup. You ask for a stick, they give you a war hammer

>> No.14460661

>>14460657
>You ask for a fork, they give you a spork
But a spork is superior to forks. I'd take it gratefully.

>> No.14460662

>>14460317
>Dormouse-bi
I get a sleepy ghost mouse? Pretty cool actually.

>> No.14460663

>>14460652
Why not. Just spent several hours trying to farm high rank monster parts.

Only got one for all my troubles. Fuck the black gravios' derp laser.

>> No.14460665

>>14460661
>Taking a spork over a fork
Uncouth swine

>> No.14460667

>>14460665
When I was in the army, sporks made their convenience and superiority known to me.

>> No.14460672

>>14460662
Just hope you're prepared for when she possesses a girl for real life cuddling.

>> No.14460674

>>14460667
That's because army food is made to be eaten with sporks and spoons
A fork is a dining utensil.

>> No.14460675

>>14460674
Food is food, it all turns to shit in the end, why bother with fancy-schmancy stuff? Are you an Alp? Got frilly napkins, too?

>> No.14460681

>>14460675
My dear boy, the finer knowledge of knowing how to dine and eat not like gutter trash, like the slob you eat, required the basic knowledge of eating utensils
An uncouth lower denominator wouldn't know this. You'd probably hit it off with one

>> No.14460683

>>14460672
For added irony, it'd probably be a were-cat.

>> No.14460686

>>14460681
Whack this one with a stick, too. It doesn't even know how to talk proper.

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>>14460654

Thanks. You can borrow mine if you need it.

>> No.14460689

>>14460686
What happens if we run out of sticks? The dryads won't like it if we start breaking off branches from trees
Trust me, don't fuck with nature

>> No.14460692

>>14460689
>don't fuck with nature
What if I just want to fuck nature?

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>>14460689
>>14460692
Oh you~

>> No.14460698

>>14460688
>Gunlance
Ehh, tried using them. I just prefer having a bit more mobility.
Though now that I'm actually thinking about the game, I realize that getting my new armor set means no more +3 Evasion. Shit's gonna be rough for a while.

>> No.14460718

Anons, tell me how this makes you feel.

>Have a loving, adoring waifu who is your perfect ideal in every way.
>Living the dream with her, every day.
>Have an adorable little daughteru with her, who loves to cuddle with her daddy and get head pats from him and so on.
>Then one day, an ragged, tired looking man in his late-20s, early-30s shows up at your doorstep
>His clothes are all disheveled, his hair tussled, and he looks like he's been put through the wringer
>Also, your daughteru is almost magnetically clinging to his side, nuzzling into his neck as he carries her
>"Daddy, look! I got a husband!"
>She's 11
>And now, all the affection you used to give and take from her, seems transferred over to him
>She barely seems to give you the time of day from then on.


Anything?

>> No.14460723

>>14460718
Guy resembles me, I see she has good taste.

>> No.14460725

>>14460718
Honestly, I've thought about this before. This would happen a ton in MGE. Mostly because monsters grade men like IGN grades games.

>9/10, he's okay

>> No.14460726

>>14460625
That would be wrong. I intend to seduce her.

>> No.14460737

>>14460718
That's fine. Just 3 dozen more to marry off now. Maybe I'll eventually get some sleep.

>> No.14460739

>>14460718
Shit, I knew it was a trap after seeing the word ideal.

Who would have known one would have to resort to time travel to steal his daughters love back from himself. God damn paradox bullshit.

>> No.14460741

>>14460625
>No sir, I'm only dutifully reminding you that protocol in the even of being stranded in uncharted unclaimed territory is to commence colonization

>> No.14460744

>>14460718
>having taste this bad
Daughteru, you are such a faggot, holy shit.

>> No.14460752

>>14460737
That's what you get for not going for sleepy mice. Dozens of hyper active munchkins.

>> No.14460756

>>14460723
>>14460744
The guy's disheveled appearance is only because your daughteru rode him wild all night long and wouldn't let him do anything else before insisting on introducing him to her mom and dad.
Ordinarily, he's a fairly clean-cut guy with a 9-5 job as a financial adviser.

>> No.14460770

>>14460718
>implying I let her out of her cage long enough to go outside alone
Come on now, anon.

>> No.14460771

>>14460756
Whatever the case, I don't allow faggots in my house. She can go live at his place for all I care.

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>> No.14460886

>>14460090
>Sahuagin art

You my friend have made this man very happy. I think I'm the only anon here that puts her in his top 5

>> No.14460887

I want to go around pranking alps until I've recorded enough kyaaas to make a 5 minute compilation video.

>> No.14460907

>>14460632
This is why you shouldn't spend so long in zero gravity when travelling through space.
Sure, it might be fun to play with a dark elf's massive weightless tits, but what are you going to do when she's finally reintroduced to the crushing effects of gravity? Rape her as she struggles helplessly against the weight of her own body?

>> No.14460921

>>14460887
I want to make a symphony of Alp kyaa's and mix them as classical music!

>> No.14460936 [DELETED] 

>>14459263
Change of plans I'm afraid, my wrist is starting to hurt. I'm hoping to continue tomorrow tho. [spoier]And damnit, I still want to draw daki demon.[/spoiler]

>> No.14460939

>>14460921
Will you compose songs out of one type of kyaa, like one dedicated to jumping Alps in the shower, or just what you can get?

>> No.14460947

>>14460877
Gunna poke

>> No.14460949

>>14460939
Well anon, It all depends on the Alp and the kyaa. Big stage 3 onee-san alps would have lower kyaa's, while little loli alps would have higher ones. Then there's what you did too, as you brought up. Did you grab her spadetail? Slap her titties around? Grope her butt? Put holst milk in her food? Take lewd pictures of her masturbating? Each one has a specific sound and tone, all of which needs to be considered when making kyaa music.

>> No.14460950

>>14460947

But then you'll wake her up!

>> No.14460953

>>14460907
Well, I, err, umm, yes?

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>>14460953
Oh.

Well then. Carry on, I suppose.

>> No.14460961

>>14460949
Truly such songs would be best made by you.

>> No.14460969

>>14460907
Damn. Space is the best, Wurm collisions not withstanding.

>> No.14460975

>>14460961
Why thank you anon. Don't forget to buy my new christmas album, 'The 12 Days of Kyaa'. In stores now!

>> No.14460982
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Are you staying for the races anon?

>> No.14460985

>>14460950
I'll do it gently

>> No.14460989

>>14460982

Sure.

>> No.14460993

>>14460982
That horse is a pervert. She's tricking that boy into lewd acts that he doesn't understand. This is as bad as when Anon convinced the little kobold across the street to lick the peanut butter

>> No.14461010

>>14460993
She's a monster girl anon she knows what she was doing.

>> No.14461020

>>14460993
Kobold-dauhgterufag's preversions know no bounds.

>> No.14461027

>>14460993
>Anon smears peanut butter all over his desk
>Points at it
>"Can't I just suck your cock?"
>"No. Lick the peanut butter."

>> No.14461044

>>14460718
>Daughteru brings new husband over for dinner constantly
>Mostly just slumps in his chair and pokes at his food until your daughter drags him upstairs to "watch tv" so hard the whole upper floor creaks
>One night the constant scrape of his knife against the plate really starts to get on your nerves
>But you don't want to upset your daughteru by railing at him in front of her
>You glare daggers at his hand, wishing you could will him to stop
>And realize he's spelled out two words with his green beans
>"HELP ME"
>Your eyes meet, and for the first time you notice that behind that vacant stare there's something more than listless ennui: overwhelming fear mixed with desperation
>"LET ME PUT THAT IN THE WASHER FOR YOU"
>Your daughteru plants a hand on his shoulder and leans down to pick up his plate
>She whispers something to him and her grip on him tightens briefly
>You swear you can hear bones cracking
>He looks at you and whimpers before your daughteru comes back from the kitchen and drags him upstairs.

Tfw your daughteru will never have an abusive yandere relationship with an innocent boy whom she's defangedinto a spineless meat dildo.

>> No.14461077
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14461077

Tell me about first contact.

>> No.14461103

>>14461077
p0n0s went in vag000

>> No.14461109

>>14461044
Anon, your daughteru's fucked up.

>> No.14461124

>>14461109
she also puts the toilet paper roll on upside down.

>> No.14461128

>>14461044
The sign of a well-raised daughteru.

>> No.14461129

>>14461103
So that's what the history books will say? When Man met Monster, penis went in vagina. The End.

>> No.14461130

>>14461044
Time to look for a meat dildo not so easy to defang. She deserves better.

>> No.14461133

>>14461129
It's an important lesson to youth. What was, is, and will be.

>> No.14461138
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14461138

A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Sofia
Species: Baphomet

A Mountain goat like extraspecies. A powerful type of devil, their power is equal to that of an Elder Demon. "I hear she likes attending the Black Mass!"

Whelp. Non-loli baphomets, huh. The Black Mass basically refers to satanic gatherings really, wasn't sure how better to translate it.

>> No.14461140

>>14461138
Better than KC's.

>> No.14461141

>>14461138
Finally, a good baphomet design

>> No.14461146

>>14461138
The eyes.

They have THE EYES. Eugh...

I wanna see someone drawing KC's Loli-Superiority Baphomet going up against Crabman's Busty Goat in a fight. I think it'd be cool.

>> No.14461163
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14461163

Arm yourself because no one else here will save you.

>> No.14461170

>>14461163
I remember the basics of CQD

>> No.14461177 [SPOILER] 
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>Marry a tentacle
>Move to a nice coexistence city with her
>Quickly find a job
>First day in the office, everything is going smoothly
>Receive a phone call
>Tentacle waifu is in trouble and needs me to come to the police station
>Rush there hoping for the best
>Jinko police officer announces that the wife went on a raping spree
>Within 5 hours she assaulted 17 human girls and turned 2 of them into succubi
>Rape is a minor offence so she will be released quickly
>However any recidivism of monsterization will get us exiled

Never leave your waifu alone

>> No.14461179

>>14461177
>Marry a tentacle
Topkek

>> No.14461190

>>14461177
>Rape is an offense whatsoever
What a backward shithole.

>> No.14461191

>>14461170
CQD? Hrrgh?

>> No.14461192

>>14461191
Close Quarters Dicking.

>> No.14461201

>>14461177
Obviously the poor girl had nothing to keep her tentacles busy while left alone in the house.
Next time, be sure to drink a Doppelgangar potion and leave one half of yourself at home for her to get cosy with.

>>14461179
Tentacles are adorable.

>> No.14461203

>>14461192
Close Quarters Dicking? Hrgh?

>> No.14461207
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14461207

Anubis mechanic is old and busted. Behold the new hotness!

>> No.14461208

>>14461203
I see all that Wurm rubbed off on you, anon.

>> No.14461213

>>14461208
A Wurm rubbed herself on me, yeah. I think she was coming on to me.

>> No.14461219
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>>14461207
Mate I will fight you.
Also, you call that PPE? Where's the overalls? The protective goggles? The secured harness?
Leave it to a catgirl to disregard even the most basic of safety regulations.

>> No.14461223

>>14461138
>her outfit
So she's basically a chuuni goth goat

>> No.14461225

>>14461219
A cat always lands on her feet, so it's okay. She's agile and flexible, unlike some stinky pooch.

>> No.14461236

>>14461203
Look out Snake! That's a Frog unit! They're trained soldiers with enhanced strength, and their body is covered in a viscous mucus which they use to retain moisture in their bodies. Because of how slippery it is, your regular CQC techniques won't work on them! Instead, why not try distracting them with a Shota Mag?

>> No.14461241
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14461241

>>14461236

>> No.14461242

>>14461236
A Shota Mag? Look, Shotacon, I know you're into that kind of thing, but I don't carry any of that stuff.

>> No.14461244

>>14461223
Well, not exactly chuuni. She is literally a high ranking demon.

>>14461146
The eyes are cute as fuck though.

>> No.14461261
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>>14461242
Very funny, Snake. And besides, you're an expert at On Site Procurement. Try incapacitating the enemy, and shaking them down for items. Maybe one of the older foxes will have a magazine or two?

>> No.14461266

>>14461261
An elderly vixen shaking themselves up and down? Sounds like the plot of one of those minimalist art films you're always watching.

>> No.14461273

>>14461236
Switch the controller to port 2!

>> No.14461276

>>14461190
It's clearly not progressive enough.

>> No.14461277

>>14461273
>Non-psychic Mantis proceeds to rape you because you're a dumbass

>> No.14461284
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14461284

So what is everyone getting themselves for Christmas?

>> No.14461286
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14461286

>>14461207
>Anubis mechanic is old and busted
I will fight you as well!

>> No.14461290

>>14461266
H-hey, those movies have value too, you know! It's something you'd understand if you ever actually watched a movie in your life.
Anyway, for now just focus on the mission. Your best bet is to use stealth. Those monstergirls may be stronger than you, but they don't have your experience.

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>>14461236
>Sigint, I picked up this gun that fires phallic rounds. I need more info on this.

>> No.14461295

>>14461284
Well, I know I got a telescope already.
I had some family who're leaving the country for Christmas, so they gave me my present early and told me to open it on Christmas...but the box is pretty indicative since it's the only thing on my list which would have such a shape. Unless like, they bought every video game I wanted for me and stacked them in a long box.

Telescope seems the better guess.

>> No.14461301

>>14461290
Are you sure about that? Some of these Foxes look like they've been at it since Big Boss' days. They're even knitting when off duty. Talk about a foxy grandma!

>> No.14461302

>>14461225
>Thinking an anubis isn't agile and flexible

She starts off every morning with a well-planned series of stretches and exercises, I'll have you know.

>>14461286
Gonna zero-g spoon that anubis while groping and fingering her to orgasm through her spacesuit.

>> No.14461312

>>14461284
Already got myself a k cup brewer

>> No.14461315

>>14461302
>through her spacesuit.
Good taste anon.

>> No.14461322
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14461322

You should visit the Steppes anon!

The nice safe Steppes that nothing bad happens in. Besides you really should visit your distant relations located there!

So just go to the Steppes in scenic between Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdom!

>> No.14461323

>>14461284
Well I'm torn between getting myself Mass Effect 3 at long last or not.

>> No.14461341
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>>14461323
I'd recommend it. The DLCs are really fun, and the horde-multiplayer can be pretty enjoyable in its own right. My only gripes with it are the menu design, and every second wasted talking to the Catalyst.

On the whole, good game, with a couple frustrating points.

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>>14461341
Well I guess I will. But I'll wrap up 2 first.

>> No.14461355

>>14461284
Got 16gb of DDR3 ram for my PC during the Black Friday sale. Having 8 and using about 6 for random stuff lately didn't leave me much headroom, and it was dirt cheap.

>> No.14461373

>>14461284
ps4 and waifuborne

>> No.14461375

>>14461284
About to get a Hori fightstick

>> No.14461379

>>14461373
>Cleric Beast orgasm screeches

>> No.14461380

>>14461345
>>14461341
>you will never give Tali pneumonia

>> No.14461386
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14461386

>>14461380
>Our amino acids are totally different, we don't need protection!

>> No.14461392

>>14461386
Kind of do. Just for...different reasons.
>"Be careful not to...ingest."

>> No.14461393

>>14461379
>Grizzled paladin girl Gascoigne fighting the corruption, giving up halfway through the fight and turning into an elder succubut
>Raped

>> No.14461396

>>14461284
The same thing as this guy
>>14461373

>> No.14461399

>>14461284
Some vita games which I probably won't get around to playing for a while.

>> No.14461402

>>14461322
>Steppe monstergirls

I have seen the end of days, and years from now men will say, "here began the fall of Rome"

>> No.14461405

>>14461402
How far will YOU go for Rome?

>> No.14461436
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14461436

Wanna be a biker bitch?

>> No.14461442

>>14461405
>Go really far for WRE
>Just get assassinated by my own countrymen

Yeah, lets just let the wolfu tribes of Germania overrun the place.

>> No.14461444

>>14461442
Your will is weak! Even Claudia the Wurm was a better ruler than you!

>> No.14461445

>>14461436
big fat dullahan tats

>> No.14461447

>>14461436
Dullahans are 10/10, but that's the full dullahan. Other wise its shitty with no head.

>> No.14461451

>>14461447
Don't bully Celty.

>> No.14461455

>>14461444
To late already defected to the Ostrowolfus. You should too. It is pretty warm and comfy here.

>> No.14461459
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>>14461436
You're too late, the mice got to me first.

Now I have hundreds of Mouse Biker daughterus to care for.

>> No.14461461

>>14461451
But without a head there's no one to berate me, no one to tell me how lucky I am she can't control her body when she's not attached, no one to tell me all the reasons she loves and needs me, when she thinks I'm asleep.

>> No.14461462

>>14461455
I'm moving to the Himedereyaars in the desert! They'll make use of my knowledge and experience and together we'll form a new empire!

>> No.14461469

>>14461315
I'm also going to wait until the combination of weightlessness and afterglow causes her to drift off to sleep, before ingesting a mixture of manticore venom and humpty-egg slime.
Then I'll open up the medical injection patch on her spacesuit, plug it with my dick until it's rubbing against her smooth, bare skin, and start cumming an utterly ridiculous amount of semen. I'll keep spurting gallons and gallons, filling her suit up like a giant, body-shaped water-balloon, bloating and inflating it until every inch of her below the neck is floating in a creamy bubble of my seed.
It'll be like a semen bath, the thick, hot white liquid coating every millimetre of her body, the suit's own pressure squeezing it against her as she moans pleasurably, suspended in it.
Then, when I'm finally finished cumming, and her suit has ballooned out almost as wide as she is tall, unable to bend her arms or legs because of the fluid pressure, I'll pull out and reseal the injection patch. Leaving her to soak in her private bubble of semen, flowing over her skin, forced into her honeypot and anus just so it can equalise the pressure.
Maybe, as she sleeps and floats, gently bouncing around the room like a perfectly buoyant balloon, I'll feed her a bottle of holst milk. Then, when her breasts and ass expand out, becoming plumper and softer by the second, it'll push against the seal of her suit, increasing the pressure even more. Maybe she'll even add her own lactation to the mix.
I'll let her soak it all up, absorbing it into her body with all the natural pleasure that accompanies it. And all the while, I'll be stroking her hair, pressing my hand up between her legs to squish my semen into her, rubbing it into her through the taut spacesuit. I'll blow and hum into her ears, and make sure the whole experience is as blissful and relaxing to her as possible, right up until the very moment that she wakes up.

It appears that I may have a problem.

>> No.14461470

>>14461459
>Gangs of mice daughterus pedaling up and down the street on their tricycles, bicycles, and that one that insisted on the unicycle
Damn delinquents.

>> No.14461474

>>14461470
They have no manners! They're a scruffy bunch of rats, mice and some chinchillas!

If you offer them cheese, they'll take it without thanking you and start eating it immediately!

>> No.14461475

>>14461469
Yes. I hope you get captured by P'Orc slavers.

>> No.14461480

>>14461444
Hey man, Claudia was actually one of the better empresses. She just doesn't get any respect because of the whole Wurm thing. She was certainly a hell of a lot better than that fucking Cheshire with the fiddle

>> No.14461482

>>14461475
Truly the worst of all the space pirates

>> No.14461487

>>14461442
>fighting the wolfu tribes of Germania
You deserved it.

>> No.14461488

I want to hold my dick hostage! Any monstergirls think of coming any closer and it's gonna get it!

>> No.14461490

>>14461469
>Semen bath sealed inside her space suit
Anon. I like how you think. I like it a lot.

>> No.14461498

>>14461480
Claudia survived to middle age with half her wits while thousands were raped with all of theirs intact. It seems evident that the quality of wit is more important than OOH SHINY!

>> No.14461502

>>14461462
>Himedereyaars

Okey, that was pretty good.

>> No.14461504

>>14461488
A crazy man like you is going to make the news while you've taken your dick hostage in your own house and a negotiator tries to convince you that it isn't worth damaging such a delicious looking penis no matter how average in size it is.

>> No.14461510

>>14461502
>Charon plays Total War
The horror, the horror.

>> No.14461520
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>>14461510
I want Charon as a pun-spouting party member.

>> No.14461524

>>14461520
She'd be a tank. Her puns aggro every enemy.

>> No.14461528
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>>14461373
>>14461396
Good choice anons.
Be sure to get the DLC.

>> No.14461532

>>14461490
If technology evolves, then imagination and lewd thoughts have to evolve with it, as well.
There's a crazy amount of untapped potential in this new frontier.

>> No.14461536

>>14461532
Space. The final frontier.

>> No.14461550
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>>14461520
>"What? Leave? You're dead as a doornail, buddy. If leaving the Underworld was easy, everyone would do it."
>"..."
>"Well, I guess I can help guide you to the exit, since you didn't try to rock the boat like most of the morons I ferry."
>"Sheesh, my boss is going to kill me..."
>Charon has joined your party!

>> No.14461555

>>14461550
And so Charon and Anon went on a quest to discover what can change the nature of a man!

>> No.14461565

>>14461520
I wonder how many of her customers have tried sticking their dick between her thighs.

>> No.14461569
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>>14461345
Have you told your waifu that you love her yet today?

>> No.14461573

>>14461569
Fuck mobile 4shit and adding quotes I don't want

>> No.14461576

>>14461569
Of course not. There's no-one to tell.

>> No.14461581
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>>14461550
>Undead punmaster
>Keeps telling Anon to give up on his quest, because leaving the Underworld is impossibly dangerous, and kind of a pain in general
>In reality, she wants him to succeed, just because of how fond she grows of him
>But if he leaves, it means she'll have to stay behind, never to see him again
>Despite everything, she remains the most valuable and trustworthy friend to Anon
>Helping him with a casual attitude that hides the true depth of her feelings
>All the way to the end, no matter how bitter it might be

>> No.14461621
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14461621

Explore alien planet, see this. What do?

>> No.14461628

>>14461621
>rape

>> No.14461630

>>14461621
Introduce myself.

>> No.14461632

>>14461621
Say hi, ask to borrow a cup of spice.

>> No.14461633

>>14461621
what humanity was built to do
fuck it

>> No.14461636

>>14461621
Ask if it likes music.

>> No.14461637

>>14461621
Shoot the eyes, they are colored differently and therefore are the monster's weak point

>> No.14461638

>>14461637
You fool, those are her rape buttons! Evolution planned this!

>> No.14461648

>>14461621
Is the robot devil involved?

>> No.14461653

>>14461648
No, that's stupid and spammy.

>> No.14461654

>>14461636
She was attracted to your location by the rhythm of your movement. Safe to say that yes, she likes music.

>> No.14461667

>>14461341
>The DLCs
Which to get?

>> No.14461668

>>14461654
Guess I shouldn't have been listening to my struttin' tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1ZqN_VFhdo

>> No.14461670

>>14461654
How would she respond if I asked to dance with her?

>> No.14461678
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>>14461670
Who knows?

>> No.14461683

>>14461678
>>14461621
they can just turn into pseudo-lamias, right? Not my first choices, but I could make it work.

>> No.14461689

>>14461678
Sandworms are so cute. And the fact that their whole pink, squishy body is like a giant tongue has a lot of potential too. Like, "melting a load of chocolate and covering her body so she can taste and rub it in" potential.

>> No.14461690

>>14461689
First the semen in an Anubis' spacesuit, now this. We're messy today.

>> No.14461696

>>14461690
All we need now is a bunch of cumflated fairies to orbit the anubis, and our messy monstergirl solar system will be complete.

>> No.14461698

>>14461696
Truly we have become as gods.

>> No.14461699

>>14461683
They can shrink the worm body, yes. KC mentioned it before.

>> No.14461703
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14461703

Is it finally Sandworm's time to be in the spotlight?

>> No.14461707

>>14461703
I wish, I wish. But where is the draw- or writefag to honour them?

>> No.14461716

>>14461703
Nah. That was last year when they were meme of the month. You can even pinpoint the exact time it was, because that's when that one whatever sands story was written and all the drawfaggotry for them was.

>> No.14461721

>>14461716
Don't be a negative nancy, we love the wiggly wormies!

>> No.14461727

So a burglar here tried to hide from the cops in a pond and got eaten by a gator. It occurs to me MGC probably has a really low crime rate for similar reasons.

>> No.14461728

>>14461703
Why are sandworms so lickable and kissable?

>> No.14461730

>>14461727
Crime doesn't pay, kids.
>>14461728
Because they're tongues.

>> No.14461734

>>14461138
I was under the assumption that Baphomets and their ilk could only be loli.

>> No.14461744

>>14461734
Only the KC ones are fixed as loli's

>> No.14461755

>>14461138
Meh, looks like shit
So is an imgur or something with all introductions?

>> No.14461764

>>14461755
http://pastebin.com/Zhdp1c2V
Just the pastebin for the moment. Guess I could do an imgur gallery. Was considering doing a wikia or something, but that's a lot of effort.

>> No.14461765

>>14461678
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449579305134.webm

>> No.14461771

Wurm Vizier was once asked which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon.
The Moon, she answered, for the Sun shines during the day, when it's already bright.

>> No.14461772

>>14461765
Okay that's pretty funny.

>> No.14461781

>>14461765
I love you
Do a longer version, maybe where she stops when the music does

>> No.14461783

>>14461765
What song was that?

>> No.14461784

>>14461765
Nice choice for the song.

>> No.14461785

>>14461721
Stop alliterating you flamboyant Finn

>> No.14461788
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>> No.14461790

>>14461783
MGMT - Kids
>>14461781
Later. Class calls.

>> No.14461809

>>14461765
I wanna irritate a grouchy sandy wind elemental by pointing her out every time I spot her and yelling, "Look! It's Da rude sandstorm!"

>> No.14461814
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14461814

>Female pandas ovulate once a year in the spring, and the possible conception period lasts 1-3 days.

How in the love of fuck do real life pandas exist? On topic, how the hell would this translate?

>> No.14461816

>>14461788
come back once your brown with white hair, then yes.

>> No.14461820

>>14461814
>how the hell would this translate?
Something went wrong when the DL tried to fix them with mamono mana, and the reverse applies. For only three days are they not in heat

>> No.14461825

>>14461814
They're lazy shits that lay on the couch and eat your snacks with zero interest in sex for most of the year. Then, one day when the last snow of winter melts, you get raped by the one creature you never expected to rape you.

It's insidious.

>> No.14461828

>Instructing the kiki to bathe with me
>Instructing the kiki to wash my back
>Washing the kiki's back despite the fact that "A master doing such a thing to their servant is improper!"
>Taking the kik's virginity on the slippery tiled floor of the large, ornate, and steam bathroom
>Cuddling the kiki in the large bath as she pouts

>> No.14461840

>>14461814
>How in the love of fuck do real life pandas exist?
A bunch of chinese zoo keepers with nothing better to do devoted to keeping them that way. They would be extinct without human intervention.

>> No.14461841

>>14461814
Honestly, the more I see/read about pandas the more I wonder why we try and stop them from going extinct. They obviously aren't trying very hard to survive themselves.

>> No.14461842

>>14461840
There's around 300 in captivity, 1600 in the wild.

>> No.14461845

>>14461841
But how did they even survive that long?

>> No.14461855

>>14461845
They probably had a different diet/habits before the whole urbanization of China.

>> No.14461870

>>14461828
>Making her clean the dishes
>Fucking her while she cleans the dishes
>Fucking her while she protests while she cleans the dishes
>Making her continue cleaning the dishes while you fuck her while she protests while she cleans the dishes

>> No.14461878

Anybody here still reading Anonymoose Saga?
Do you know if a map of that world was ever been drawn by some drawfag?

>> No.14461886

>>14461828
Why would she be pouting when she's getting promoted to wife status soon?

>> No.14461891

>>14461886
because it was too forward and she would've preferred if her master was more direct and "took her" on his large, comfortable, and well-made (by her) bed

>> No.14461896

>>14461841
Breeding is a very caloric intensive process. They have one of the lowest calorie foods that they subsist on. So they can't afford to do it often. And like an elephant, they're big enough nothing really preys on them so they can afford to take their time. However, they rely on vast tracts of bamboo forest which shrink all the time.

It's kind of like black footed ferrets. They evolved to take advantage of the prairie dog colonies that used to have populations of millions. When those got busted up and plowed over with the settlement of the west, that big food supply just disappeared. Now prairie dogs themselves don't need much to make it. A few hundred individuals in a particular colony is just fine. But that's not near enough to sustain a population of ferrets. And that's why the last wild ones died out in the 1920's. But since they make great pets, there's more of the little buggers around than there were a hundred years ago.

Pandas have the advantage of being iconic, rare, and beloved all over the world. They'll make it. The Chinese have done it before. Ginkgo would be extinct without their cultivation of it, and that's about the oldest broad leaf there is one of the most amazing living fossils. Now it's so common it's in hundreds of bullshit herbal supplements globally.

If they weren't so tough to breed, pandas would be like tigers with tens of thousands in captivity.

>> No.14461899

>>14461878
No but I'd be interested in more maps.

>> No.14461911
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>Did you hug your imouto today, oniichan?

>> No.14461919

>>14461911
No; she's too far away in some other college, and she never hugs me back anyways.
Witches are cute though.

>> No.14461927

>>14461911
I have no little sister!
leave or I will throw you out the window!

>> No.14461930

>>14461911
I have no imouto. No Onee-san either, but the difference is, I actually want an onee-san.

>> No.14461935

>>14461911
shut up onee-san, you are drunk
and I'm not letting you into my bed again

>> No.14461961

>>14461911
I have no little sister. Have an older sister though. I hate her so much.

>> No.14461964

>>14461935
you say that but then she's just squints her eyes and licks her lips, staying her ground

what do?

>> No.14462020

>>14461899
>more maps
You mean that there are already some?

>> No.14462022

>>14462020
Yeah, Peny drew one.

>> No.14462040

>>14462022
Also, wasn't nyan doing one?

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>>14460069
It's not about the tier that the girl belongs to, but how devoted they are to you you PLEBEIAN.

I'd still take a Star-Spawn of Cthulhu or Black Spawn of Shib-Niggurath or even a Hound of Tindalos if a Shoggoth isn't available

>> No.14462091

What food would your waifu make for you, and what food would you make for your waifu?

>> No.14462109

http://i.imgur.com/fjqGOZU.jpg

Goddamnit when is it going to be translated

>> No.14462111

>>14462109
I want it too anon

>> No.14462112
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>>14462044
Nice belly on that one.

>> No.14462133

>>14462044

I forgot the name of the person who drew this, if someone know can you kindly point me in the direction of their pixiv?

>> No.14462148

>>14462133
Are you stipid?
Never heard of iqdb/saucenao before?
Here http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2940418

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>>14462148
WELP!
DON'T WANNA CLICK THAT AGAIN!

>> No.14462161

>>14462148
go fuck yourself

I forgot that it existed, thanks for reminding me, stilll go fuck yourself though

>> No.14462162

>>14462091
She would make the classic anime meat on a bone, she eats practically everything anyway

>> No.14462170

>>14462162
We need a little wendigo eating one of those.

>> No.14462176

>>14462148
That did work, but i found it by going back thru my history

>> No.14462178
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>>14462044

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>>14461911
You'd better believe it.

>> No.14462187

>>14462161
Topkek
Do people unironically get triggered by pics?

>> No.14462201

>>14462187
Well, triggered isn't the right word for it, but nonetheless, that pic was pretty gross, really.

>> No.14462208

>>14462201
Not him, but it was pretty meh. There wasn't even blood its like it was all drained and the meat refrigerated. Just meat at that point.

>> No.14462212

>>14462170
>Tearing a stretchy piece off
>Happy little Wendigo who got meat
It would be too cute

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>>14462178
>you will never have a childlike shortstack succubus/demon that likes to wander around your house in werecat cosplay gear

>> No.14462229
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PSA time.
Fluffy ears are adorable, but please treat their owners with the respect they deserve.

>> No.14462230

>>14462201
You think that was gross?
You should watch some of genki-genki porn
Living squirming worms/frogs/eels and other stuff being shown into pussy pussy/ass/mouth. Dildo made entirely of pierced cockroaches on a stick etc
I'm talking about IRL porn, obviously
Great stuff. Highly recommend you.

>> No.14462233

>>14462212
No such thing as too cute. It must be made.

>> No.14462237

>>14461785
How did you see through such a genius guise, you infantile investigator?

>> No.14462247
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>>14462229
Kissing and licking wolfgirl ears!
Breathing and whispering loving things to them!
Making them orgasm from ASMR stimulation alone!

>> No.14462251

>>14462247
>being on the giving end of the ASMR
This is new and scary.

>> No.14462277
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to quote a fellow Alp Quest reader
>thank that guy two threads ago for mentioning the /d/rawthread to me

>> No.14462280

>>14462277
10/10
Would bully till pregnant

>> No.14462284

>>14462277
>Bully me instead
Textbook Alp-behavior.

>> No.14462299

>>14462277
I want to be bullied as an Alp!

>> No.14462300

>>14462277
she gotta faaaat spadetail god damn

>> No.14462301

>>14462299
This massive M-aura! It's overwhelming!

>> No.14462302

>>14462299
I'll grab the milk!

>> No.14462304

>>14462277
Nice, catchy style.

>> No.14462306

>>14462277
>bully me
0/10 wouldn't waifu'd, into the trash she goes

>> No.14462311

>>14462306
Here's a gentleman who aims to please.

>> No.14462312

>>14462277
Why are Alps the best? I want to be an alp.

>> No.14462316

>>14462312
You!
You get minomilk!
Let's see you be a cute alp if you have muscles!

>> No.14462321

>>14462277
I can't bully, so I'd just cuddle her.

>> No.14462322
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>>14462277
>necrosmo

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>>14462251
I thought so too, at first.
Of course, if you don't want to, you wouldn't even need to actually say anything. Just breathe, blow, kiss, suck and lick. A wolfgirl wouldn't be too hard to read for reactions. Just see how you make her ears flick, her tail wag, and react in general.
If you do want to say things though, maybe make up a loose script beforehand. Talk about how perfect she is, focusing on every part of her body, starting at her toes and moving all the way up to the tips of her ears. Intersperse it with actions like blowing and breathing, and ask her if it feels nice. Hell, maybe you could even roleplay with her.

>> No.14462337

>>14462326
I've become the MC of Sadopaideia, growing from sub to dom.

>> No.14462340

How do I get the monoeye-girl to think I'm cool?

>> No.14462341

>>14462340
Become a skater, dude. Chicks dig skaters.

>> No.14462344

If you had a male cat, could you end up double-fucked with an Alp Cait-Sith on your hands?

>> No.14462347

>>14462277
Alps are cute.

>> No.14462349

>>14462344
You mean double lucky

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>>14462344

>> No.14462354
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Anons, I need you to watch my daughter while me and her mother go Christmas shopping.

>> No.14462356

>>14462351
Boss. A sniper has been eliminating people in the Zipangu region. Rumor has it that the last thing they ever hear is the howl of a wolf. I don't know how relevant it is, but we've obtained a recording of it.
>AWOOOOO~
Your mission is to find this sniper and stop the killings. The method is up to you, as long as you get the job done. Try to listen for wolf howls and see if you can find the source.
Good luck Boss.

>> No.14462359

>>14462354
She gon git fish.

>> No.14462360

>>14462354
Sure thing! Come along little tyke, I'll show you the collection of Takehiko Inoue's watercolors from Vagabond I bought!

>> No.14462371

>>14462356
Go away Miller.

>> No.14462373

>>14462371
He can't, he's haunting the thread.

>> No.14462375

>>14462354
I'm gonna cum inside

>> No.14462377

>>14462354
Does she like to shoot bullet hell laser labyrinths at me?

>> No.14462384

>>14462373
;_;

>> No.14462393

>>14462354
As long as you know that I am in no way responsible if my daughteru tries to teach her lewd games.

>> No.14462401

Y'all are retarded. He's not picking the kid up, he's dropping it off for good. I saw him talking to your parents earlier this week, it's an arranged marriage.

>> No.14462407

>>14462354
You want me to marry her, don't you?

>> No.14462408

>>14460317
>Cheshire-Mindflayer
I don't want to play anymore

>> No.14462409

>>14462401
And this will affect my plan to show her good artwork how?

>> No.14462410

>>14462408
They're far! They're near! They're gone! They're here!
They're in! They're out! They're all about!
They're quick, they're slick, they're insincere!
Be wary! Be wary! Be very, very wary!

>> No.14462415

>>14462408
Too bad, your purple cat can now interface with your mind directly on top of everything else.

I hope you're ready to give her tentacle kittens.

>> No.14462418

>>14462408
>Anon. Just for shits and giggles, I'm gonna replace all your knowledge with fine dining. And breathing

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>>14462408

>> No.14462426

>>14460317
>Vampire-Devil
So my waifu is now a blue skinned shape shifted vampire?

>> No.14462431

>>14462426
She's a vampire with blue skin who is a master of infernal magic and has hips that don't lie.

>> No.14462434
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Let's rock!

>> No.14462439

>>14462337
Yep. Having monstergirls play and whisper into your ears is nice, but how about making them feel just as good? Or even better?
Just imagine an elf squirming in pleasure as you gently lick every inch of her ears, stroking her hair the whole time.

>> No.14462444

>>14462439
Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man~

>> No.14462476
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>>14462434

>> No.14462479

>>14462434
OTP.

>> No.14462494
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Remember to praise the maids.

>> No.14462499

>>14462494
Meido majikku?

>> No.14462506

>>14462494
I will praise the maeido with headpats.
And make sure that she's actually taking her milk rations.

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>>14462494
I already praise my mistress

>> No.14462525

>>14462510
You're an inspiration to us all.

>> No.14462529

>>14462444
Giving pleasure to monstergirls is just the best.
Imagine performing ASMR on a werebat. She'd be so sensitive to it, just a single tickle of your breath would be enough to make her squeak tingle all the way down her spine.

>> No.14462532

>>14462510
I give my mistress Hathor milk

>> No.14462534

>>14462529
Of my virtue I am justly proud~

>> No.14462535

>>14462510
Beat her meat

>> No.14462539

>>14462532
Thick
Haughty
Vampires

>> No.14462545

>>14462532
With her consent I hope, or she will punish you by putting your face below her healthy ass

>> No.14462549

>>14462545
I want an Amazon to teach me how to dive for pearls!

>> No.14462554

>>14462545
I know these people Anon.
That'll just make him give her even more until she's got a rear that shows through her jacket.

>> No.14462555

>>14462545
>consent
But I like being punished by my thick haughty mistress!

>> No.14462560

>>14462555
Then you're a bad servant

>> No.14462561

I'm going to marry a oppai Baphomet and convert her to Christianity!

>> No.14462562

>>14462560
A servant who needs to be punished no doubt! And bullied!

>> No.14462565

>>14462560
Can't a man take pleasure in having his thick, haughty vampire mistress wrap her meaty thighs around his head and lock him against her puffy vulva, demanding he tongue clean her?

>> No.14462568

>>14462562
She'll get bored of punishing you someday and just have other people do it.

>> No.14462570

>>14462562
>>14462565
But you should get that as reward, not as punishment!

>> No.14462572

I want to run a ski resort staffed by single kiki's and each fall I'd have to find new young kiki's to replace all the ones that got married off in the last year.

>> No.14462573

>>14462568
Well I don't want to be punished by other people, I want to be punished by her! Come on, what do i have to do to be punished?

>> No.14462581

>>14462570
Should it?
Or maybe it's an ever softening vampire's attempts to remain in control even as her new bra is burst by a continually growing bust.
Her breasts heavy, huge, and soft now, lewd pillows that look more fit for a pleasure slave than the head of a vampire house.

That doesn't even count her extremely wide hips which are begging for breeding and a great rear that could be used like a shelf, her body built for lewd things now.

>> No.14462583

Good morning neets, how's it going?
Make sure your daughteru brushes her teeth before she goes to school.

>> No.14462585

>>14462573
If you like being punished, then it's not punishment. She'll just hand you off the the other servants or to any friends for a day until you stop acting out.

>> No.14462604

>>14462585
I wonder what horrors await a slave handed over to the depraved whims of Art Fairy

>> No.14462605

>>14462585
But I don't want to leave her side, I'm her slave, not theirs'!

>> No.14462608

>>14462605
That's why it is punishment.

>> No.14462619

>>14462585
Ignoring him won't stop him Anon.

The vampire's just going to get thicker and meatier as the ANon keeps giving her the milk.

>>14462605
Why not add the servants into the mix?
Soften all of them up?

>> No.14462622

>>14462608
Well I don't want that punishment, I want a different punishment. That punishment is too much like... You know.

I just want to be bullied by my thick pudgy mean mistress.

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>>14462581
>you will never milk your top heavy Vampire motheru

>> No.14462628
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>>14462583
Making sure she brushes her teeth and giving her headpats before she's out the door.

Or headpat the waifu just because.

>> No.14462631

>>14462626
Oh my, that would take quite a bit for her to actually start lactating.
Can you imagine how embarrassed she must feel when, during a meeting with a nearby ghoul matriarch, her shirt is marred by stains at her first milking?

That doesn't even factor in that those tanks would be resting on the table at this point.

>> No.14462634

я люблю мою кикимору

>> No.14462636

>>14462604
She'll make you study Loomis, Vilppu and Hampton. When you git gud enough, she'll make you grind hands for the end goal of you drawing all the handholding fetish porn she wants.

>> No.14462638

>>14462634
Get out of here Stalker.

>> No.14462640

>>14462634
I don't

>> No.14462642

>>14462634
vodka putin vodka vodka

>> No.14462643

>>14462604
Tasteful and not so tasteful nudes will be sold to any art collector that wants them.

>>14462622
That's why you're being handed off to a lich as a guinea pig, or calming down the servants.

>> No.14462644

>>14462636
This is harrowing.

>> No.14462645

>>14462634
Bien por ti

>> No.14462647

>>14462622
You know what you need to do, right anon?
She can't make you go if she can't move.
Up the dosage.

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>>14462631
Worst (best) of this, she will force you to take responsibility and milk her in private

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>>14462634
Я тоже.
And I mean your Kiki. Meido NTR NOW!

>> No.14462658

>>14462653
>being an asshole for no reason

>> No.14462659

>>14462653
Why is Kiki sad? :(

>> No.14462661

>>14462659
> :(

>> No.14462664

>>14462649
Of course.
Can you imagine what it would be like the first time she asked you to milk her?
She'd shrug off her elegant clothes so that you can see her over full milkbags barely contained by a black, lacy bra.

Would you milk her from the front so you can see her stern gaze boring into you with a pink blush on her face or would you go it from behind so she has her modesty but must feel your erect member pressing into her softened rear?

>> No.14462665

>>14462659
thinkgen of clean

>> No.14462673

>>14462661
Why so angry? :^)

>> No.14462674
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Streaming as promised.

https://picarto.tv/monorus

>> No.14462677

>>14462664
I don't know anon, it sounds like you're too much in control. She's your mother and forcing you to do this, it should be more like her forcing your face against her breasts, almost without air to breathe, while she strokes your hair and tells you how much of a bad boy you've been

>> No.14462679

>>14462674
I like forward to seeing this piece in color.

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>>14462653
Is it time for NTR?

>> No.14462686

>>14462674
You're too good for us.

>> No.14462690

>>14462682
No

>> No.14462692

>>14462653
>>14462682
Go away.

>> No.14462694

>>14462677
That just makes me want to be a badder boy.
Sneaking ever more into her drink and food until she's got some ever more massive udders that need my hands to milk them.

>> No.14462703

>>14462694
But what if she wants to keep her figure and starts to feel bad about it? Will you stop?

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Would you a spooky?

>> No.14462713

>>14462703
I just need to make her appreciate it more, complimenting her large breasts and telling her how even the holstaur's would marvel at them.

A figure worthy for a queen of the dead.

>> No.14462714

I like to think when aquatic girls like Krakens or Mermaids swear,all that comes out is Dolphin noises.

>> No.14462715

>>14462277
I still don't know what a good guy like you is doing here, Swissguy.

>> No.14462717

>>14462674
Oh Abigail, Abigail. One day you will serve me as a bunny girl.
>>14462714
Spongebob pls go.

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>>14462706
Yes

>> No.14462723

>>14462682
I'm still mildly amused that someone actually produced a game based on Mizuryu Kei's Slut-Family.

Some pretty hot CGs from the looks of it too.

>> No.14462725

>>14462682
That is some chesire tier shit eating grins

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>>14462718
>jap urban legends mgs
Fuck that shit
Too spooky

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>>14462706
Heck yeah.

>> No.14462741

>>14462715
just dropping some occasional translations and slowly spreading Alp love
also it's kinda fun to watch some of the hilariously ridiculous shitstorms here

>> No.14462742

>>14458665
His son is living the life

>> No.14462744

>>14462740
Spooky

>> No.14462748

>>14462741
That does make sense, you did stick around the GuP threads during hiatus.

>> No.14462749

>>14462741
I love alps

I'll still alp for you, please remember my offer

>> No.14462752

>>14462706

That depends. How spooky is she?

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>>14462737
They need love too you know

>> No.14462755

>>14462741
>some of the hilariously ridiculous shitstorms here
Such as?

>> No.14462757

>>14461788
She was so insanely hot in this doujin. That cursed armor was criminally sexy.

>> No.14462759

>>14462755
The constant shitstorms that arise when people get butthurt over skub, and all the falseflaggers who just make things worse.

>> No.14462762

>>14462748
that's because I use them to drop /ak/ related scanlations, ect.

>>14462749
and I keep telling you that this would only end in forbidden love

>>14462755
pretty much any of the regular shitstorm topics

>> No.14462763

>>14462753
Hasshaku-sama is actually pretty yandere going by Kloahs hmanga, so I'm surprised she's letting the other two tittie monsters near her shota.

>> No.14462768

>>14462763
"Letting". Just see how she's grabbing him.

Is it wrong if I want to be that shota

>> No.14462770

>>14462762
>and I keep telling you that this would only end in forbidden love
Let it end so then. The forbidden fruit is the sweetest

>> No.14462771

>>14462741
Spreading the Alp love? Here? Where we whack them all with sticks? Bah! Humbug!

>> No.14462773

>>14462768
Only if it's wrong for me to get an alice so hooked on muscle builders that she turns into a minitank.

>> No.14462776

>>14462771
>Bah Humbug
I want the Alps of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to teach you the true meaning of both Christmas and Alps!

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>>14462768
>Is it wrong if I want to be that shota
A lot of men would kill to be surrounded by that much oppai.

>> No.14462778

>>14462776
I want to dress those three alps in skimpy, christmas themed outfits and engage in a threesome.

>> No.14462789

>>14462771
shhh, why do you think some anons always forget to bring the sticks/rope?
And why do you think the single anon that gets picked to get them from the dark remote storage closet always takes so long to return?

>> No.14462790
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14462790

Plant girls

>> No.14462792
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>>14462790
Big plant girls.

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>> No.14462801
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>> No.14462803
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>> No.14462806

>>14462803
What is that glowing leaf doing to that tiny forest child?

>> No.14462809

Thick, leafy plants?

>> No.14462810

>>14462797
>>14462801
>>14462803
>>14462803

You don't need to dump images, anon.

>> No.14462812

>>14462797

Ragnarok sure had some neat enemy designs.

>> No.14462828

>>14462810
Shut up, faggot.
Anon will do what anon wants.

>> No.14462846
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>>14462777
>tfw not born in a 2D world filled with Kloah girls. This isn't fair.

>> No.14462870

>>14462846
I'd just settle for a world where monstergirls are a thing.
Both them and humanity living together in relative peace would be preferable. I wouldn't want some war where I get forcefully husbando'd when my weak ass loses a fight Even if it were up against a huge Werewolf Captain who uses me as a daki every night and considers me the most important part of her pack

>> No.14462881

Someone else here with a human waifu likes to imagine what species would she be as a monstergirl?

>> No.14462884
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14462884

Posting this rare Haohi, keep her safe

>> No.14462900

I want to build an Onee-san Golem who constantly says "Roger Roger"

>> No.14462902

>>14462846
Dear god..look at the size of those things.

>> No.14462906
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14462906

>You will never be the target of a Shirohebi "assassin", a member of an elite team of monsters sent to convert anti-monster men into eager husband material.
>she will never win you over through pure charm and seduction, considering her mission a failure if she needs to use magic or drugs to infatuate you
>You will never hate monsters, have a pathological fear of snakes, and a fear of intimacy, and yet stand no chance against her charms regardless.

>> No.14462910

>>14462906
>You will never make her groan by yelling 'There's a snake in my bed!' every morning.

>> No.14462917

>>14462906
>You will never sacrifice her to Cthulhu

>> No.14462918

>>14462884
>no feet
___Good___.

>> No.14462924
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>> No.14462925
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>>14462812

>> No.14462927
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>> No.14462939

>>14462917
>She will never sacrifice your virginity to the Demon Lord, and make you scream her praises as you both reach mutual orgasm

>> No.14462944

>>14462884
>dat filename
kek

>> No.14462945

I want to pat the chief god's head

>> No.14462947
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14462947

>>14462925

>> No.14462949

>>14462789
Well it is a dark and remote place where no-one can hear the Alps go ky... oh. OH!

>> No.14462950

>>14462945
I want to pat the chef god's head and compliment their wonderful souffle.

>> No.14462957

I want to sexually FUCK some sort of hypothetical monster-girl hybrid

>> No.14462962

>>14462957
I want to have my waifu become the spider in a web of intelligence, pulling the STRINKs of countless intelligence agencies, causing conflicts both minor, major and global, and playing the stock market all the while petting my head and laughing maniacally!

>> No.14462978

>>14462957
Wait, so you're saying like a combination of a monster AND a girl? How would that even work?

>> No.14462980

>>14462978
I'll tell you, but you gotta let me poop on your chest.

>> No.14462986

http://www.gomanga.com/articles/extraextra/seven-seas-educates-monster-fan-masses-with-license-of-monster-girl-encyclopedia/817

>> No.14462991

>>14462986
Fuck.

>> No.14462993

>>14462986
Fucking hell why

>> No.14462994
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>>14462902
All the better to suffocate you between them

>> No.14462996

>>14462986
...You what?

>> No.14462998

>>14462986
Lets see how many puns they put into this one...

>> No.14462999
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>>14462986
Oh well, it was nice while it lasted

>> No.14463001

>>14462986
This is a joke, right? This has to be.

>> No.14463003
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>>14462986
That's it. I'm calling it

>> No.14463005

>>14462986
>all the writefagging is now fanfiction
Oh dear lord.

>> No.14463006

>>14462986
Oh boy, can't wait to put this on my bookshelf for all to see.

>> No.14463007 [DELETED] 

>>14462986
This is why we need public executions. Remove kikes.

>> No.14463008
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>>14462986
This is fine
Why?

>> No.14463009

>When the kikimora inhabits a house, she lives behind the stove or in the cellar, and usually produces noises similar to those made by the mice in order to obtain food.

Picture this. Before you actually marry her, she lives humbly in the basement, her small little bed next to the furnace.

Also: Imagine her making "noises similar to those made by the mice" (???) when she's hungry and looking at you expectantly.

>Kikimory (in plural) were the first traditional explanation for sleep paralysis in Russian folklore.

Picture this too. Getting raped in your sleep by the kiki and forced to watch while being unable to do anything.

>> No.14463010

>>14462986
Leaving these threads isn't as scary as it sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKQNAc5HXXw&index=48&list=PLL-GuEbD-2_t53reVQ3vdwS39lneNU9GS

>> No.14463011

>>14462986
FUCK

>> No.14463012

>>14462986
All the things you love will eventually turn to shit.

Such is live.

>> No.14463014

>>14462986
...okay this has gotta mean it's going to be censored.
>>14462994
The best way to suffocate.
>>14463005
It kind of always was.

>> No.14463015
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>>14462986
>Monster Girl Encyclopedia will be released on September 20, 2016
There's still a lot of time between now and then.

But what the fuck are they going to about Wonderland and the Sabbath?

>> No.14463016

>>14462986
How the fuck are they going to deal with all the parts about incest, and little girls, and corruption, and extreme hedonism? Fuck's sake

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>>14462994
Best boat.

>> No.14463019

>>14462986
Why is this a bad thing?

>> No.14463020
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>>14462986
So how are they gonna translate the Sabbath part?
Remove them completely?

>> No.14463021

>>14462991
>>14462993
>>14462999
Why are you guys so mad about this? KC is gonna get paid, which means we are gonna get more material.
Do you guys hate OC that much?

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>>14462986

>> No.14463024

>>14463015
>>14463016
They say it's uncensored...which makes zero sense. I mean can you imagine the backlash from this? Why would any sane company do this?

>> No.14463025
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Snakes

>> No.14463026

>>14463021
JIDF pls.

>> No.14463027
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14463027

Oh what's wrong? Can't wake up? Too bad!

>> No.14463028

>>14462986
so does this mean the mge site is going to get a c&d letter?

>> No.14463029

>>14463009
>They traditionally like knitting, sewing, and spinning too

imagine your kiki making you top-quality sweaters, carves, and coats constantly

>> No.14463030
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>>14462986
YOU FUCKING WHAT

>> No.14463031

>>14463028
Oh shit
Probably
But they didn't c&d EMG translation, right?

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>>14462986
ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE NORMIES, BOYS

>> No.14463035

>>14462986
hello darkness, my oldest friend...

>> No.14463036

>>14463021
>Seven Seas brand translations
>OC
Hell, their only redeeming factor is that they're a teyny tiny bit less shit than Translator-fags.

>> No.14463037

>>14463016
>>14463020
Oh without a doubt those parts are getting cut out.

Not to mention they're probably going to make the girls 3DPD as fuck.

>> No.14463039

>>14463036
teeny-tiny*

>> No.14463043

>>14463028
The best part is this is 4chan. Things will stay the same for us, even if the sites dedicated to MGE will fall.
The Sabbath faction shit is going to cause so much asshurt in normalfags though, I have no idea why Seven Seas is doing this.

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>>14462986

>> No.14463045

>>14463037
The article says it's going to be "totally uncensored". which tells me that the heads of the company have gone completely insane.

>> No.14463046

Oh my god guys, get over your SEKRET CLUB mentality. Do you think 4chan is some sort of underground darknet site? This is already far past obscurity

>> No.14463047

>>14463016
>In cases of species like the Dark Elves, the daughters' father will often be the first TO EAT LUNCH WITH HER
>Kikimora calls you boss
>The Sabbath seeks to teach men about the wonders of FULL GROWN WOMEN WITH SLIM CHESTS

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>>14462986
>>14463021
HAHAHAAHH

>> No.14463049

>>14463021
Do you want these threads turn into the /a/ EMG threads?

>> No.14463052

>>14463049
*to turn

>> No.14463053

>>14463047
I kinda want this because it'd be funny.

>Kikimora calls you boss

I...would be okay with that.

>> No.14463054

>>14463045
Bull fucking shit it is.

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>>14463018
>Implying

>> No.14463056

>>14463046
Shut up faggot

>>14463047
Wake me up from this nightmare

>> No.14463061

>>14463039
*itsy-bitsy

>> No.14463062

>>14463009
This sounds strangely appealing for some reason.

That, I can picture her squeaking slightly in her sleep as she cuddles me post-coitus

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>>14463055
Alright fine, all Abyssals are the best.

>> No.14463065

Well.
This is going to be interesting

>> No.14463066
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>>14462986
There is no god.

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>>14463032
The normies aren't even the worst of what it's going to bring. Once it's on the radar, the SJWs are gonna be all the fuck over it and ruin god damn fucking everything. I want the head of whoever okay'd this on a god damned spike.

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>>14463055
Re is just a Lich who forgot her meds and now thinks she's a ship.

>> No.14463072

>>14463024
I'm not worried. It'll go down in flames just like the time they tried to localize that one series with the second grader trying to seduce/incriminate her teacher.

>> No.14463070

>>14463045
Bullshit
Just ad talks
There is no way they are going to release books with pedomorphosis and other stuff
Most likely this >>14463047

So they are going to translate only profiles? No world guide or world info?

>> No.14463073

>>14463054
It's what the article says. I mean I'm kinda wondering if this is an elaborate prank since...well if I was the head of a company, and someone said "Hey, we should translate that Monster Girl Encyclopedia and sell it" I would say no because it would be a fucking nightmare to market it.

>> No.14463074 [DELETED] 

>>14463067
KC will just laugh at them.

>> No.14463076 [DELETED] 

>>14463067
Well, we still have a year to abandon this ship

>> No.14463078

>>14463043
I dunno man, I like having a website where I can search profiles for drawing references and bits of fanart. Better start saving pages then I guess.

>> No.14463082 [DELETED] 

>>14463067
>SJW
Literally who cares
KC won't give a fuck since he apparently a lone salary man doing MGE in his free time as escapist fantasies

>> No.14463083

>>14463070
I just think the very fact they're considering this is baffling. I mean EMG is pretty tame as MG stuff goes relatively speaking and if you're trying to cash in on that it'll fail.
>>14463072
Oh yeah, seems like people don't learn their lesson. I give it a month before the backlash calls them to pull it.

>> No.14463086

>>14463016
>monsters no longer rape, they just politely ask to marry you
>the king of Lescatie was bored of being king and just gave the job to Druella. The characters who became monsters did so because they wanted it

>> No.14463089

>>14463073
What if it sells and takes off like that fifty shades of grey garbage. God I hope that doesn't happen.

>> No.14463090

Oppai-Sabbath and Onee-Sabbath for life

>> No.14463091 [DELETED] 

>>14463067
>SJWs
>>>/pol/

>> No.14463095

>>14463086
>>monsters no longer rape, they just politely ask to marry you
I'm fine with that.

>> No.14463096 [DELETED] 

>>14463091
He's not wrong you know

>> No.14463098 [DELETED] 

>>14463076
Even if I knew the way off, I'd go down sinking with it.

>> No.14463099 [DELETED] 

>>14463089
>What if it sells and takes off like that fifty shades of grey garbage

There's no way it'll sell. There'll be like 500 articles denouncing it. Unless we have goobergutters buying it to "get back at them and oh god they're going to come here aren't they?

>> No.14463100 [DELETED] 

>>14463076
I don't wanna go anywhere.

>> No.14463102 [DELETED] 

>>14463067
I say the bigger threat is if the soccer moms/right wing catholics get involved. It's pretty much promoting lolicon.

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>>14462986
Naw, man, naw.

>> No.14463109

Gentlemen. It's been an honor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RcVzevWX4U

>> No.14463115 [DELETED] 

>>14463099
>goobergutters
Leave.

>> No.14463116 [DELETED] 

>>14463099
>15 reasons why MGE triggers muh soggy knee
I'd love to read that actually.

>> No.14463119 [DELETED] 

>>14463099
Well... MonMusu was on the best seller list for weeks at a time.

>> No.14463120 [DELETED] 

>>14463076
We won't abandon shit, we just have to be more careful with any fags trying to get into these threads

>> No.14463121

You know for a fact art will get censored too.

>> No.14463122 [DELETED] 

>>14463091
Yes, good goy
Ignore the problem and it will go away
Except it already killing everything and removing all "problematic" stuff from movies, books, games etc

>> No.14463123 [DELETED] 

>>14463091
They will, though. This is literally a series containing almost everything they demonize. And even if it weren't for them I can definitely see it still getting completely shut down for >>14463102


This is a nightmare made reality and I want off this ride.

>> No.14463125 [DELETED] 

>>14463076
There are two ways this is going to go down:
>Seven Seas actually goes through with it and a couple of the sites die for it, but otherwise nothing changes for us here
>Seven Seas puts away the crack pipe and realizes this is suicide, nothing happens to the sites or us here.

>> No.14463126 [DELETED] 

>>14463115
I don't fucking care I don't want either side coming here and turning it into there personal shit flinging war. God knows we have enough of those already.
>>14463119
MonMusu is softcore. This is on another level.

>> No.14463127 [DELETED] 

>>14463120

How exactly are you going to do that on an anonymous image board with no entry barrier, Anon?

>> No.14463131

>>14462986
wake_me_up_inside.jpg

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>>14462986
Can someone explain to me why this is a travesty?

>> No.14463134 [DELETED] 

>>14463126
Go back to /co/ already.

>> No.14463135 [DELETED] 

>>14463127
Just like we did until now?

>> No.14463137 [DELETED] 

>>14463123
The literally worst thing that can happen is it's banned from distribution in the west, so who the fuck cares

>> No.14463139 [DELETED] 

>>14463125
The latter is more likely I say.

>They advertise
>People complain and articles come up denouncing it
>Seven Seas back away and we are left alone

This is one of those cases where people bitching on the internet for something not to get localized is a good thing for us.
>>14463134
I don't care.

>> No.14463140

>>14463025

Not gonna lie; I actually would watch a series about Sammy J. and his brown snek kids.

Especially if they grew up copying his vocabulary.

>> No.14463141 [DELETED] 

>>14463135
What, by shitposting furiously until our user-created content dies off? It's pointless.

>> No.14463144 [DELETED] 

>>14463137
No, the wot thing that could happen is that it gets popular.

>> No.14463145 [DELETED] 

>>14463139
>I don't care.
Sure you don't faggot.

>> No.14463146 [DELETED] 

>>14463099
>There'll be like 500 articles denouncing it
How? MGE is ultra niche thing, barely anyone knows about it. They won't know about it until it's released. And even then most of them won't know unless there would be huge controversy about it

>>14463121
Why? I think profiles don't even have nipples in them, just your average extra ecchi stuff. Or there is? I don't remember

>> No.14463147 [DELETED] 

>>14463119
Manga is small enough to escape their attention for the most part. I browse Tumblr for art and I know for a fact that none of them noticed it was a thing until the anime, when suddenly they went up in arms about it.

>>14463137
The worst thing is they come here and make posting a nightmare. Though if they do manage to get it banned in the west they'll only treat it like they won another moral victory in their backwards "crusade" against things they don't like, and less content that could/should be brought over gets stopped. Like DOA.

>> No.14463148

>>14463132
Everyone's doomsaying because MGE is going to be unleashed on the masses.
Honestly I don't see the problem.
Best case scenario, girls start developing monstergirl fetishes.
Second Worst case scenario, a bunch of buttflustered SJWs try to raid the thread and get banned for their troubles.
Worst case scenario, we have to stop using the worst monstergirls, oh no.
Did anyone bother to check if that article was even real?

>> No.14463149 [DELETED] 

>>14463141
Yes, better let everyone post what they want, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

>> No.14463150 [DELETED] 

>>14463137
It's going to fuel normalkike witch hunts if it's put in a spotlight. There's no knowing what the masses of subhumans will do when someone gives them an excuse to chimp out over muh soggy knee and muh chillumns.

>> No.14463151

>>14461911
My imouto ran away from being drunk on personal happiness above her own family.

>> No.14463152 [DELETED] 

>>14463145
I don't.

>> No.14463154

>>14463148
>Did anyone bother to check if that article was even real?
Nigga did you actually click the link?

>> No.14463155

>>14463148
>Worst case scenario, we have to stop using the worst monstergirls, oh no.
What?

>> No.14463156 [DELETED] 

>>14463149
No, seriously, how are you going to stop them? Unless you're a mod and delete their posts, all you can do is bitch and moan.

>> No.14463157 [DELETED] 

>>14463146
>just your average extra ecchi stuff
Isn't Raiju masturbating in her profile art?

>> No.14463164 [DELETED] 

>>14463147
>I know for a fact that none of them noticed it was a thing until the anime, when suddenly they went up in arms about it.

What's there to be offended about?

>> No.14463165

>Seven Seas actually license MGE
>SJWs complain up a storm
>it gets banned
>this does fuck all to Japan
>to KC himself
>or the internet, where we get all our shit from right now

Alternatively:
>they release it but edited and censored to hell, so it isn't even recognizable to us
>we just ignore their travesty version and continue using KC's own site for new entries.

This is going to go fucking nowhere so all this doomsaying is pointless.

>> No.14463168

Hopefully something good comes out of it and we get more art of the girls

>> No.14463170

>>14463154
Shit. Maybe we can get them to back down?
I mean, I know they've kinda found their niche with monstergirl stuff, but this seems like taking a few steps into the pool and then deciding you're ready for the deep end.

>>14463155
Loli a shit. Fight me.

>> No.14463172

>>14463165
Yeah pretty much however
>edited and censored to hell
It'll give us all a good laugh at least.

>> No.14463174

>>14463165
>all this doomsaying is pointless
Sure, but just like with happening threads over at /pol/: It's fun.

>> No.14463176

>>14463168
Yeah, like raiju fucking sonic, or some other DA tier shit

>> No.14463177

>>14463170
>Loli a shit. Fight me.
I don't care about lolis, I'm all about onee-sans and christmas cakes, but you're still a faggot for wanting to be okay with banned lolis.

>> No.14463178

>>14463165
>>14463168
If anything, for it to potentially survive, they'll have to edit out certain profiles. Dwarf and Alice come to mind right away.

>> No.14463182

>>14463170
>but this seems like taking a few steps into the pool and then deciding you're ready for the deep end.

Nah this is taking a few steps into the pool and decide now's a good time to dive into the sea with no equipment to find an anglerfish.

>> No.14463185 [DELETED] 

>>14463157
Kinda but her panties are on and you can't really see anything. She may as well just adjusting her panties

>> No.14463188

Reminder that KC is going to be getting paid for that licensing shit.

Maybe he can quit his job and focus on MGE and making his vidya game.

>> No.14463191

>>14463168
>and we get more art of the girls
Anybody who makes good art and is into monster girls already knows about the encyclopedia. We're only going to get more of the shittiest art you can think of.

>> No.14463192

>>14463176
Or Wile trying to catch a Cocktrice.

>> No.14463198

>>14463168
Yeah, get ready for deviantart full of MGE

>> No.14463199

>>14463192
And you just know its gonna be a furry wile with a giant literal dog dick.

>> No.14463200 [DELETED] 

>>14463164
Because they're offended by male sexual fantasy. How dare man be attracted to woman, how dare man fetishize anything. Because obviously having sexual thoughts about fictional characters and writing stories about them is the height of oppressing women and treating them like objects, clearly. And there's some argument to be made for MGs that you're "dehumanizing" women, because clearly it's a political statement that all women are inhuman beasts.

>>14463165
It's more about the unwanted attention it's gonna bring, both from normies who like it and SJWs who don't. EMG being popular is bad enough
>go to bookstore
>they sell EMG and it was on a magize cover
>have to listen to a friend who doesn't know I like this stuff bitch and moan about "muh sexualization for hours"
I hate this shit.

>> No.14463201

>>14462986
>seductively-lethal monster girls
Are they going to use the MGU version of the setting? That would be fucking hilarious.

>> No.14463204

>>14463176
That's just Sturgeon's Law. It's pretty universal.

>> No.14463206

>>14463086
>>14463047
>the Order is a human organization that wants to put monsters in jail

Didn't realize how much I want 4 kids MGE.

>> No.14463207

>>14463146
>I think profiles don't even have nipples in them, just your average extra ecchi stuff.
This is the actual book version, which has explicit sex images in them.

>> No.14463209

I don't see the licensed version making much profit. You can find the entries all over the internet already, and I'm willing to be most of us have them on our computers too, so C&D letters are going to be useless. There isn't even a plot to the guide, its just some bad worldbuilding with porn thrown in.
Who even thinks they'd make money off this?

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>>14463176

>> No.14463211

I seriously do not find this is be a threat to my fetish.

Seriously when did you people start caring so much of a powerless group? What happened to

>photoshop jokes
>make a few laughs
>move on to new pastures

>> No.14463212

>>14463188
lolno
There is no way it's going to be popular enough for KC to quit his salary man's work

>> No.14463213

>>14463199
Speaking of roadrunner why has nobody written a story about Anon trying to catch a Cocktrice using Acme products?

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Get ready for more of this

>>14463200
>oppressing women and treating them like objects
Funny thing when many of them are the ones raping men and being in charge

>> No.14463217

>>14463212
Then there's nothing to worry about.

>> No.14463218

>>14463207
Those aren't making it, I guarantee it. Bookstores won't sell blatant porn.

>> No.14463221

>>14463210
Exactly. I was thinking of this image before posting

>> No.14463226

>>14463201
>Every monster girl is a cunt that rapes and murders men indiscriminately.
Oh boy that would be funny to laugh at.

>> No.14463228

>>14463218
Again, Isn't Fifty Shades of Grey sold in bookstores?

>> No.14463229

>>14463211
>powerless group
They're growing in this current political climate due to the stagnation of real threats to rally against. And they're getting more and more influence. Look at the current trend in the censorship and change of games coming in from Japan. The people working in all these industries either are SJWs themselves or support their ideals so reduce backlash on their localizations. They're not so powerless anymore when people want to appease them.

>> No.14463230

>>14463228
You're fucking retarded.

>> No.14463231

We're now at DEFCON 3 rather than 2:

https://twitter.com/gomanga/status/674338461713739776

>> No.14463232

>>14463211
Well, it didn't used to be. These groups of offended wastes of space didn't have so much pull back in the day.

>> No.14463233

>>14463209
People might actually be interested in seeing the profiles written in a way that conveys the original idea without being utterly painful to read. The overly literal MGR translations try too damn hard to be accurate to the fucking letter. I doubt that they're going to censor or western-ify the profiles and setting to shit, with how much KC hates his canon material being tampered with.

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>>14462986
Just the other day I was happy that I'd never have to deal with Jews or companies, or the possibility of a C&D

Fucking hell

>> No.14463235

>>14463228
Visual porn. For some reason there exists a double standard in that written porn is always acceptable because "the written word is sacred", but take the same thing and make it a picture and it's "utterly offensive".

>> No.14463236 [DELETED] 

>>14463215
But it's okay because they're womyn in power. Even thinking of anything against it makes you a misogynistic cunt who needs to be castrated at birth like the bottom feeding rat that you are...

...and I feel so dirty and wrong for typing that out.

>> No.14463238

>>14463230
Wow, rude.

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For the love of god, just don't let them take the oppai lolis!

>> No.14463241

>>14463231
Y'know, I'd actually buy a hardcover version of the MGE books if they were decently translated.

>> No.14463242

>>14463231
Well yeah
They didn't kill EMG translation so MGE sites should be safe too

>> No.14463243

>>14463231
Wait why DEFCON 3 now?

>> No.14463244

>>14463231
Well this is at least good news

>> No.14463246

>>14463239
Everything is going to get taken, anon

>> No.14463248

>>14463231
Slightly reassuring. But companies have a habit of getting greedy and going back on their word.
Whether it goes through or not doesn't matter to us anyway in the long run. I doubt the threads will change, barring the odd shitpost about trolls being led here by it

>> No.14463250

Don't worry, guys. The anonymous hacker 4 Chan will protect us!

>> No.14463251

>>14463241
I might, but I would have to hide it from my family.

>> No.14463253

>>14463243
It increases in severity from DEFCON 5 (least severe) to DEFCON 1 (most severe)
-Wikipedia

>> No.14463254

>>14463229
You're the /v/ tard that got baited by the DoA devs.

EZ outrage bux

>> No.14463255 [DELETED] 

>>14463215
>Funny thing when many of them are the ones raping men and being in charge
Very true, but you're not thinking like from their perspective. Firstly, it's still rape, and a few of the sensible ones are still going to hate it for that even though it's women doing the raping. But otherwise, most of them will still find it offensive because it's made for men to jack off to. Nevermind whether males of females are in power, it's a male fantasy and that, to them, makes it equivalent to Nazi fucking Germany.

>> No.14463256

>>14462986
>all these people freaking out

The only people who are going to buy this is us and a few anime normies.

>> No.14463258

>>14463207
I highly doubt they are going to release world building book
Who the fuck cares about that?
It would just a collection of profiles and that's all

>> No.14463259

>>14463248
They probably won't go back on it. EMG hasn't been hit with a C&D despite having 7 volumes out. Seven Seas are actually pretty decent with allowing fan work.

>> No.14463260

>>14463243
As I said on the wordpress and as some have already pointed out, any number of crybullies are going to try and twist it to match their own fucked up agendas.

>>14463256
That was said about MonMusume. Guess how that ended up?

>> No.14463261

>>14463248
I think the worst thing that''l happen is people posting screenshots from tumblr for us to get "SO OFFENDED" at. And it's gonna be more annoying than anything.
>>14463254
>"We can't sell this game because of the nasty mean SJWs. But down worry guys, we just happen to have English copies you can buy (for probably more than it would be if it was in America) so you can say 'we did it leddit' and get back at them"

Anyone who bought a copy of that is a fucking moron.

>> No.14463262

>>14463241
This. If Seven Seas aren't shitty about this and stick to their word about keeping the fansites up then I'd consider getting a copy too.
Then I'd slap myself because I'm in the UK and the Sabbath entries would be very dangerous to possess. Its a shame because loli does nothing for me, I'd just want it for the artwork of the other girls and the possibility of better translations

>> No.14463265 [DELETED] 

>>14463215
>Funny thing when many of them are the ones raping men and being in charge
How new are you?
Femdom is purely male fantasies

>> No.14463270

>>14463254
I don't go to /v/ or even play DoA. I was referring to things like Fatal Frame. But regardless, it's clear to see their influence growing in the west if you look. That was just an easy example that most people here would get.

>>14463256
It's not necessarily about who buys it, but what the perception of it becomes. I know what the perception of EMG is with most people, and this can only be vastly downhill from there.

>> No.14463273 [DELETED] 

>>14463265
I'm pretty sure there are at least some women in this world who enjoy being in charge in a sexual relationship.

>> No.14463274

>>14463262
What is the UK law like for drawn loli and underage stuff, anyway? Because I always seem to hear different things from different people.

>> No.14463275

>>14463258
This. EMG got big because it was a harem anime. Those do well, especially when there's an exotic twist like monstergirls involved.
But this is a load of bad world building about an overpowered faction of rapists taking over a generic fantasy world.

>> No.14463277

>>14463254
Except games are still being censored to hell in western release
What is the new about Fire Emble? Are they going to remove S rank stuff?

>> No.14463278

I always new KC was a kike. It was only a matter of time before something like this happened.

>> No.14463279 [DELETED] 

>>14463265
It sucks, doesn't it?

>>14463273
Only a very few.

>> No.14463280

>>14463274
Illegal but only one guy's ever been busted, he was making his own 3D images which was why they were after him though.

>> No.14463282

>>14463265
So what you're saying is that if I go to google and double-check your statement, I won't find anything?

You willing to bet on that?

>> No.14463284

Get ready for shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-v4bJCbKA all over again.

>> No.14463285

>>14463280
So illegal to own and have saved, but they've only ever come down on a producer? I see.

>> No.14463286

>>14463274
Technically it is just as illegal as actual CP. Very stupid, but I understand the intentions behind it.
That said, the police are overworked as hell and there are actual child abusers to arrest, so it isn't a priority for them. I still wouldn't risk it, especially since I don't even like loli in the first place.

>> No.14463287

>>14463284
Nobody listens to IGN, anyway.

>> No.14463288

>>14463285
Same as a lot of things, if they went after everyone involved they'd have to build twice as many jails so they simply go after the people making/selling it.

>> No.14463290

>>14463277
That's complete speculation as of now. And I'm not actually that worried about that one part. During the E3 Treehouse stream the Treehouse gal playing made a comment about how she was glad you weren't blood related to the one brother. There's really no indication that anything will be removed, though I'd personally wager the facetouching lines will be toned down and the bikinis in the bathhouse will be gone

>> No.14463293

>Walk into thread to post story.
>See massive fucking shitstorm blowing through
>Walk out and wait for it to die down.

>> No.14463298

>>14463284
Eh, bunch of normie faggots trying to fit in somewhere, where they don't belong, for the sake of money.

>> No.14463299

>>14462986
Well, that's it. There's the end of our fun.

This was obviously done with KC's consent, so get ready for him to start bitching at any site that hosts fan translations and a bunch of shills who have suddenly found it immoral for the MGE english fanbase to want speedy translations for new entries.

Either 4chan goes on KC's shitlist or we have to wait YEARS for any new information. And probably have to pay a pretty penny to do it.

Also, RIP MGE wiki.

>> No.14463303

>>14463299
Read a bit before posting, they said they're not touching anything and that they want as many fans as possible.

>> No.14463304

>>14463298
That's exactly the problem. I LIKE hanging around with a bunch of creep perverted autists, thank you very much.

>> No.14463305

>>14463293
Succuvirus pls, nobody but you can walk into the internet.

>> No.14463310

>>14463303
All localizers say that though

>"We won't touch fansites!"
>"We won't censor the source material!"
>"This is for the fans!"

And what do they do? Don't believe their lies.

>> No.14463311

>>14463304
As if normies would even consider going to 4chans /jp/ board of all places to discuss obscure japanese fetish porn worldbuilding

>> No.14463312

>>14463299
If you read the thread, the company said on Twitter that fansites can keep doing their thing. So the wiki stays.

Supposedly they just wanted to release a hardcopy in the west and nothing more. If they actually do this and ONLY THIS I'd be for it.

>> No.14463313

>>14463282
?
I'm pretty sure some feminists said it at some point
And unlike most of their bullshit, this is actually true. Femdom IS male sex fantasies

>> No.14463316

>>14463311
>normies

robot

go away

>> No.14463320

>>14463260
>That was said about MonMusume. Guess how that ended up?

It ended up fine? Even if the show was popular i didn't see any sjw outrage nor a huge increase in posters in this thread.

>> No.14463321

>>14463303
I don't believe them.

Seven Seas wants to make money, and if they have the license, they have the legal right to take down fan translations. It's not how it should be, but it's the law.

I would certainly like for the MGE wiki to more or less advertise the book, but that's not what happens. What happens is we the fans get fucked by a shitty censored localization that monopolizes all translation of the work.

Although it could be worse. It could be Yen Press.

>> No.14463323

>>14463313
I remain unconvinced.

>> No.14463324

>>14463265
You're very wrong

>> No.14463325

>>14463213
Yes, this.

>> No.14463328

>>14463310
Only in this case they have a good track record. Do you see TF and co being hit with cease and desists or the EMG wiki being taken down? Seven seas have had monster girl material licensed before and not done a thing to fan projects.

>> No.14463331

>>14463299
Who gives a shit if KC doesn't like 4chan? People will still post the profiles, and he releases those for free online anyway. Other sites do most of the world building translation anyway.

>> No.14463332

>>14463321
If seven seas wants the MGE to sell they're not going to piss off it's fan base.

>> No.14463334

>>14463321
I am still waiting for the Log Horizon books.

Thanks to Baka Tsuki translation policies, I can't even get shitty quick translations, and book ten hasn't even been touched.

>> No.14463335

>>14463312
Ok, even if they don't do anything, what's to stop KC from suddenly going after unoffical translations, since he can now get some extra shekels?

>> No.14463340

>>14463324
He's not, not entirely. It's female fantasy when they want it to be to justify what they want. If it's NOT something they want, it's male fantasy and the devil. That's how their minds work.

>> No.14463344

>>14463313
>Femdom IS male sex fantasies

no its female and male sex fantasy

>> No.14463347

>People think femdom is a male fantasy
Tell that to the Russian guy who got chained to a radiator and force fed viagra by his crazy hairdresser.

>> No.14463349

>>14463328
There is always a first.

>>14463344
I have never met a female ever who was full femdom. Maybe switch and she didn't like to admit it.

>> No.14463354

It's a fantasy for anyone if they want to self insert in a particular part of a fantasy.

>Be the monster
>Be the one who gets boned by the monster

>whoever's playing what on bdsm

>> No.14463355

>>14463347
I am surprisingly intruigued by this story
Tell us the story, anon

>> No.14463359

>>14463349
>There is always a first.
And there's always fearing the sky will fall when there's no chance of it.

Their translations may be bad but they're very much in touch with their customers, they're not funimation or yen press.

>> No.14463360

>>14463347
I remember that.
That could've gone better for him, I have to admit...

>> No.14463363

Is this going to somehow derail into a femdom oriented argument? I'd rather bitch about the prospect of censorship for a few more hours.

>> No.14463364

>>14463323
>>14463324
>>14463344
Dominant females are extremely uncommon.

>> No.14463365

>>14463355
https://www.rt.com/news/hairdresser-turns-robber-into-sex-slave/

>> No.14463367

>>14463349
>There is always a first.
There also might be the first time of someone force choking someone else over the internet if you don't stop trying to make a panic where literally nothing has happened yet

>> No.14463371

>>14463364
You're correct. However, "Femdom is purely male fantasies" is a definitive statement that leaves little room for nuance.

>> No.14463372

>>14463364
Prove it, bait-kun.

>> No.14463374

>>14463364
Yes but they do exist, so no, it's not a "purely male fantasy"

Why the fuck are we talking about 3DPD anyway?

>> No.14463376

>>14463328
Batoto's gotten several DMCA's for MonMusume

>> No.14463377

>>14463359
>>14463367
>no chance
So you're saying it's not entirely possible for Seven Seas to have a change of heart and start slamming websites and artists with C&Ds? Or for a bigger company like, say, Disney to buy them out and start fucking with the license, or at least ensuring that no one in the west can enjoy it?

By licensing MGE to anyone in the West, KC has just entered us awkward legal territory we weren't in before. Any fear of things going horribly wrong is fully justified.

>> No.14463382

>>14463364
True, and unfortunately so.
Being a sub sucks thanks to this, most girls want you to be in control.

>> No.14463385

>>14463377
I can see it now, Disney doing MGE.
It would be the most horrifying thing imaginable.

>> No.14463386

Sure, a lot of people here are complaining, but are any of you faggots even gonna do anything about it? No, of course not.

>> No.14463387

>>14463365
>Olga
Man, he was fucked the minute he learned her name
Also my god, talk about being unlucky

>> No.14463389

>>14463386
And what would you have us do? Use our magic internet powers?

>> No.14463390

>>14463386
What can we do?

>> No.14463393

>>14463386
Yeah man let's get up with our lawyers and endless pool of money and buy the license from Seven Seas and release it to the public domain

>> No.14463394

/mgg/ isn't comfy anymore

make it stop

>> No.14463395

>>14463365
chuckled

>> No.14463397

>>14463386
I called Seven Seas a fag, what more can I do?

>> No.14463398

>>14463386
You tell 'em man

>> No.14463402

>>14463393
>implying

>> No.14463403

>>14463365
>Russia
But of course

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>>14463394
This fox can help with that. Just hug your troubles away.

>> No.14463407

>>14463402
Bill Gates pls go

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>>14463394
Deploying comfy kiki lap.

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>>14463394
Posting loli squirrels

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Seven Seas owns pretty much all of our material now.

Monster Musume? They own.
Dr. Hitomi? They own.
Dumbpire? They own.
T-Rex chan? They own.
Franken Fran? They own.

Even our sorta-related stuff they own. And now that they got MGE, they could completely and utterly crash this thread with no survivors.

What do we do?

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>>14463409

>> No.14463416

>>14463411
>tfw the head of seven seas is lilim in disguise

>> No.14463418

>>14463411
They know where the money's at and they're trying to corner the market. God help us all.

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>>14463411
Seven Seas is using monstergirls as a business, to end monstergirls as a business.

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>>14463414

>> No.14463422

>>14463411
We'll have to fall into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.

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>>14463394

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>>14463421

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>>14463428

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>>14463435

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>>14463440

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14463447

http://barbariank.tumblr.com/post/134814875323/titania-the-queen-of-faeries-wants-to-give-a

More-or-less hot off the presses.

>> No.14463448

>>14463440
>>14463445

Alright, that's enough Squirrel.

>> No.14463449

>>14463447
Why is this guy so terrible at faces

>> No.14463451

>>14463447
Eh

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>>14463448
Just this last one. I'm done.

>> No.14463453

>>14463447
I love it.

>> No.14463457

>>14463447
His Karakasa is still my favorite.
>tfw I'm the only one who likes Karakasa

>> No.14463460

>>14463449
The Wendigo was his only questionable one, really, only because the nose stood out. Here, he's drawn it much better, most likely due to the simpler viewing angle and lighting.

>> No.14463461

>>14463457
I haven't seen that one yet.

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>>14463457
You're not alone.

>> No.14463472

>>14463462
Why is she so lewd?

>> No.14463474
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I wanna do two kobolds at once.

>> No.14463478
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I want a Chunni Raiju who thinks she's a sith lord
and I want to defeat her in a lightsaber duel
by loightsaber I mean penis

>> No.14463481

>>14463478
>penis duel
>penis
>duel
Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.

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>>14463474
What about a threesome where you're sandwiching the little kobold between yourself and the tall kobold?

>> No.14463484
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You live in a village, too far out of reach of the Human Empire to get any real protection. For now you've just relied on a local militia which has worked for things like small groups of Wererabbits, Werewolves, or the odd P'Orc bandit group.

But now you face a greater threat.
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
Roll 1D4

1. An army of the Undead threatens the city, woman who die don't stay dead for long, and their numbers grow. They beat on the outside of your walls in the hundreds. Moaning for the caress of a man! Something's got to be behind this.

2. A P'Orc horde, led by a powerful P'Orc Warchief, is marching on your village with the intent of taking all your food and men. The horde will scatter if someone defeats the Warchief in single combat. But she's a towering 8 feet tall and full of muscle.

3. A scary-looking Dragon has taken roost on a mountain that overlooks your village. She has come down and put her demands in place. Every 3 months you are to provide her with a young, virgin boy for her to break in, and a pile of gold suitable for a Dragon of her stature. The deadline approaches, but everyone is too afraid of the Dragon, and her demands are difficult to meet.

4. A gang of Oni sisters have drifted into town, they're now permanently settled in at your local inn. They spend their time drinking and sexually harassing men. But all three are great warriors, big in size. Attempts to persuade them to leave have been unsuccessful. Unless someone stands up to them, they might become a permanent guest and drink up all the ale and eat all your food.

But not all hope is lost, a Monster Girl adventurer has approached your gate, offering to solve your problem. Whatever her reasons might be.

Roll her species: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Roll her class, 1D12:
1. Barbarian
2. Bard
3. Cleric
4. Druid
5. Fighter
6. Monk
7. Paladin
8. Ranger
9. Rogue
10. Sorcerer
11. Wizard
12. Farmer

Roll her skill, 1D8:

1. Joke: She talks a big game, but in the end she's a complete coward, or just not strong at all. One wonders why she even left home. Your village is doomed.
2. Novice: She's new at this adventuring sort of thing. Not very strong, but she tries her hardest.
3. Apprentice: She's done a few missions and knows her way around her class, but she still has a lot to learn.
4. Adept: A standard for her class, able to hold her own in a fight, and has earned her title well.
5. Expert: Stronger than the average of her class, having learned a lot on her adventures, with a bit of fame to her name.
6. Master: Exceptionally strong, having mastered her art. You might recognize her name, she's quite famous.
7. Legendary: You may have only heard about her in stories, myths and fables of old. But if she lives up to her tales, and she does, she's been around a long time and has no equal in skill.
8. Godlike: Her skill is beyond imagining, and after she inevitably saves your village, she's off to shape the world in her own image and ideal.

Roll her disposition, 1D9
(Info: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/description.htm))

1. Lawful Good
2. Neutral Good
3. Chaotic Good
4. Lawful Neutral
5. True Neutral
6. Chaotic Neutral
7. Lawful Evil
8. Neutral Evil
9. Chaotic Evil


Is your village doomed to either the threat, or even the adventurer herself? Or are you all saved? Throwing a celebration for your savior, or grumbling as you pay her in half the village's wealth for her services?

>> No.14463485

>>14463481
What if he meant he'd "run her through"?

>> No.14463486

>>14463482
Could be nice.

>> No.14463488

>>14463482
Sounds good to me, that femlet kobold needs to be taught a lesson.

>> No.14463494

>>14463482
>"So, this is anon~"
>"Mom..."
>"I caught her the other day saying your name while doing something very naughty!"
>"MOOOOM!!!!"
>"It's okay dear. Let mommy show you how it's done!"

>> No.14463496

>>14463484
Slow down famiglia, this is a bit too much for comfort.

>> No.14463503

>>14463478
>ULTIMATE PLEASURE

>> No.14463504

>>14463484
A Lawful Good master-level barbarian Dark Angel vs a few oni? We got this.

>> No.14463509

>>14463484
I rolled 3, a big scary Dragon. Can I just be her husband instead? I like tough scary Mistresses! I promise to massage her, feed her, and be a good servant for her!

>> No.14463511

>>14463484
>#3: Dragon
The adventurer is
>A Legendary Ushi-Oni Sorcerer.
I guess I'll help her out by offering myself up as the virgin and when the Dragon lets her guard down, the Ushi will pop out of a cask hidden in the gold and beat her.
Now the question is, will the dragon consider this powerful magic hurling Ushi-Oni her Onee-san after this? And will I have to join their adventuring party as payment?
I don't know if I could handle both of them, but then again the Ushi has magic.

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>>14463462
Huh, that gives me an idea.

>> No.14463514

>>14463462
What is that tongue even for?

>> No.14463520

>>14463484
Undead army.
Doormouse
Bard
Expert
Lawful Neutral
I'd say 'at least the literal and metaphorical rape of our entire city will be remembered in song' but she probably wouldn't even stay awake long enough to singe one verse. Fuck this.

>> No.14463521

>>14463514
For you.

>> No.14463523

>>14463511
>A Legendary Ushi-Oni Sorcerer
"You leave me no choice, anon! I'll have to cast my ultimate spell!"

"You're just dry humping me..."

"Shut up! This is how you're supposed to break a pelvis!"

>> No.14463525

>>14463484
>A big scary Dragon stops the village! The hero is a Wizard Kitsune-tsuki of Legendary skill, and a Chaotic Good alignment!

The Kitsune Ghost/Girl sounds neat, and whimsical. I bet shed have some fun pranks in her off time, and serious magic powers when its time to be serious.

But on the other hand, I really love evil dominant haughty Dragon girls.

There's gotta be some compromise here, I don't want the Dragon girl to seriously hurt anybody, but I don't want the Kitsune-tsuki to seriously hurt the Dragon. What can I do?

>> No.14463528

>>14463521
To do what?

>> No.14463529

>>14463520
What if she has the calming voice of an angel, but only when she's singing in her sleep?

>> No.14463530

>Reminder that Manticores are the hand banana of the MG universe.

>> No.14463531

13 left.

>> No.14463532

>>14463484
>oni gang
>arch imp novice fighter
>chaotic evil

doomed desu

>> No.14463535

>>14463529
Then we still have an undead army outside our walls, they're just all half asleep now.

>> No.14463540

>>14463532
>Imp walks in with a tiny dagger and buckler.
>"Prepare to taste steal, you drunken bitches!"
>Imp is punted out the window, and the Onis go back to drinking and roaring with laughter.

That sucks Anon, maybe they'll get bored and leave eventually?

>> No.14463543

>>14463531
Just make a new thread when it gets there. It's not that big of a deal.

>> No.14463546

>>14463484
>Threat: Oni sisters

>Ally: Sorcerer Thunderbird

Fried oni now on sale at the Lilim's Teat! Limited time offer, buy now!

>> No.14463549

>>14463543
That's not how it's done.

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>>14463543
Don't make that suggestion again, newfriend.

>> No.14463552

>>14463523
I forgot to type that she was Chaotic Good.
I'd imagine she'd double team me with the dragon after the situation was resolved. Maybe use her magic to soften things up for me?

>> No.14463554

>>14463546
Fuck, I missed disposition and Skill.

>Skill: Godlike

That bodes well

>Dispostition:
>Chaotic Evil

We may have a newer problem.

>> No.14463563

>>14463549
>>14463550
Not my fault you guys are paranoid over nothing, and will sit in a thread complaining about no more images for two days instead of actually doing anything.

>> No.14463564

>>14463484
>Legendary Lawful Neutral Sorcerer Lich that comes to easily make a fool out of the 8ft tall orc

Oh. Well that works out really nicely.
She's probably going to take our graveyard or something worse.

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14463575

Thanks again to everyone who dropped by the stream.

>> No.14463579

>>14463484
>Threat - Oni sisters
shit
>Adventurer - Amazon
...okay. so it's a street fight I guess.
>Class - Barbarian
GOOD.
>Skill - Master
IT ONLY GETS BETTER
>Alignment - Chaotic Evil
AH YES
IT HAD TO GO WRONG SOMEWHERE DIDN'T IT

I'm packing a bag and heading out. I'll take my chances in the wilderness before I stick around to get mixed up in the legendary fight that destroys the town I grew up in.

>> No.14463580

>>14463575
She looks a little too alive, but other than that it looks amazing.

>> No.14463581

>>14463575
Would look better without the claws really.

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>>14463394
Anubi bundled up for winter are comfy and you should bring one up north to where it snows

>> No.14463588

>>14463575
FAT THIGHS

BEST THIGHS

>> No.14463589

>>14463579
The Oni sisters will get beaten up and thrown out, only to be replaced by an Amazon who does the exact same thing.

That's life in a MG universe for you.

>> No.14463591

>>14463460
>>14463449
I'm bad at noses ;w; i'll do my best on the next one

>> No.14463593

>>14463575
SOFT. CUDDLE. FUCKING.

>> No.14463594
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14463594

Oh, a new wife thing from pixiv.

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>>14463591
Holy shit, is that actually you Barb?
I got pic-related and that Hsien-ko picture from you in the /v/ drawthreads not too long ago.

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>>14456543
Paundo's Yeti family is cute though

>> No.14463607

>>14463591
Didn't know you lurked these threads, Barb. You're really good at rendering but it's hard to make it work with the anime style so you might either want to simplify more or take a more serious approach at realism.

>> No.14463608

>>14463594
That was actually posted in these threads before.

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>>14463591
It's fine. You don't draw using a traditional anime style, so people who are used to that are immediately going to jump on it as a reaction. The Wendigo was standout, but you're by no means a Tumblr-nose artist, if that makes sense.
Seriously, I've seen infintely worse.

>> No.14463611

>>14463594
>New
>A week old
>Been posted multiple times
I see what you're doing, it's not subtle.

>> No.14463613

>>14463594
It's dumb.

>> No.14463618

>>14463575
>soft wight
>thighs
>tits
Delicous

>mountain of pillows
Diamonds.

>> No.14463619

>>14463587
Is it true there's a secluded village in the Northlands poulated entirely by fluffy anubi who've adapted to the cold?

>> No.14463623
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14463623

>open up your present on christmas
>see this

what now?

>> No.14463624

>>14463575
Do you have a version without the ghost claws? They always were my least favorite thing about wights.

>> No.14463626

>>14463609
That one on the right is a man. It has to be.

>> No.14463630
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14463630

>>14463484
>Mantis apprentice cleric of Gorum
>vs.
>Dragon

>tfw I lucked into a minmaxed murderhobo PC
>tfw she wants to kill the dragon for its teeth
>tfw she already has some from her order so she can go Jason and the Argonauts in this fight

On one hand, she's got a good chance to win. On the other, this little town is getting extorted of every last bit of tribute wrung from it either way.

>> No.14463631

>>14463484
>Dragon
>Chaotic evil apprentice druid Dormouse.

How does this even work.
Village is fucked, Everything is fucked.

>> No.14463632

>>14463626
Nope. According to the artist, it's how she's "improved".
Kind of a tragedy.

>> No.14463635

>>14463623
You know what I do with mice

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>>14463619
Winter Anubi with snow-white fur?

Building giant igloos?

>> No.14463642

>>14463575
Abigail a cute. I want to bring her breakfast in bed.

>> No.14463643

>>14463601
I'm glad it made you happy~

>>14463609
>>14463607
Yes, that's a problem i face lately, i may be going a little too far or maybe not taking the right route for the faces/nose etc...
I'm doing my best and hopefully i'll find a good inbetween soon that will both please me and other people too

>> No.14463649

>>14463643
The jubjub face you draw was pretty lovely, if that means anything.

>> No.14463651

>>14463632
That's not what improved means, Tumblr.

>> No.14463654

>>14463608
I mean, 'new' being used loosely I guess. It was on my desktop and I wasn't sure if it had been posted or not, I'm not always 100% on checking through them.
>>14463611
What?
>>14463613
Yeah, her eyes are absent, if that's what you mean.

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>>14463581
>>14463624
I know what you guys mean. I think the claws interesting, but more often than not they just get in the way, especially when trying to include a hand gesture.

>> No.14463666

>>14463635
hold their hands?

>> No.14463671

>>14463662
F A T T H I G H S
A
T

T
H
I
G
H
S

>> No.14463674

>>14463643
I like your faces barb.
I like your face.

>> No.14463676

>>14463662
That's better.

>> No.14463680

>>14463662
Those thighs are too big

>> No.14463681

>>14463662
>interesting, but more often than not they just get in the way
That's pretty much monster parts in a nutshell.

>> No.14463682

>>14463639
Thick, snow-white fur that becomes even thicker down at the paws, for extra insulation. Naturally more cuddly than their desert cousins, and their village has passed down the art of sculpting masterworks from ice and snow for many generations.

>> No.14463683

>>14463575
>>14463662
Abbie's bed is fucking huge.
Also, her bodytype reminds me of Fukumaaya and Methoniums girls, keep up the good work.

>> No.14463686

>>14463680
No they're not! Ignore him!

>> No.14463687

>>14463680
You can leave.

>> No.14463689

>>14463662
Those thighs are too small.

>> No.14463691

>>14463680
Que?

>> No.14463702

>>14463662
what kind of monster girl is this

>> No.14463706

>>14463681
Cosplay tier is best tier.
Undead master race forever.

>> No.14463714

>>14463666
After I give her some "touch ups" I will

>> No.14463719

>>14463702
Wight.

>> No.14463729

>>14463662
Wight looks so much better without those dumb claws.
KC seriously blew it when he added those. He could've created something perfect.

>> No.14463734

>>14463729
I like the claws.

>> No.14463737

>>14463729
Wights can summon those sexytime ghost claws whenever they feel like it, so it isn't like they're permanent.

>> No.14463743

>>14463729
Anon, the claws are pretty much ghost magic. They actually have normal hands.

>> No.14463750

>>14463737
>>14463743
They still ruin her overall looks. Just because they're not always there doesn't mean they won't look awful when they are.

>> No.14463760

>>14463750
Anon, did you forget to take your autism pills again?

>> No.14463781

>>14463760
I don't think it's autism for someone to not like a particular design aspect of a monstergirl.

I do think it's pretty crappy taste to not like the wight's soul-touching claws, though.

>> No.14463810

>>14463587
I want more comfy monster girls in winter clothing!

>> No.14463816
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>>14463810
Can't get much comfier than this classic.

>> No.14463820
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I want cute skeleton waifus!

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>>14463820
>not wanting a mama goat

>> No.14463835

>>14463824
you can counter like that once you have a non furry version of her.

>> No.14463838

>>14463820
Never thought I'd ever see rule 63 of Gaster, of all the characters.

>> No.14463842

>>14463824
>wanting a furry

>> No.14463860

>>14463816
>no customized earmuffs for her fox ears
not comfy enough

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>>14463484
A Godlike Youko Wizard. She has a neutral-good disposition and has to deal with a gang of Oni sisters.

She will probably teleport them all to some uninhabited island for a few months to learn them a lesson.
Aside from that, being a Youko, she'll probably ask for a male as her reward. Or a bunch of them, if she finds no one of her liking.

So yeah, we'll be fine. I'm not quite sure what she has in mind for an ideal world though. But I suspect it to be decent, seeing how she is neutral good.

>> No.14463873

>Charon is left unemployed
>She spaghetti's all her job interviews
>Soon she's reduced to a hobo's life
>One night all the other dirty hobos descend upon her perfect ivory body
>Finally the black sun rises on her bruised and dirt-stained body, now grayish-brown from all the dust clinging to her semen-encrusted skin
>Valkyrie-chan smirks from her hiding place
>Charon-chan spends the daylight hours softly weeping, unable to even get up to wash the hobocum off her body and hair
>At sundown she hears the battle cries of the hobos as they approach her again
>She finally snaps back to reality, desperate to avoid another night of disgusting toothless hobo rape
>The hobo army arrives in her tent, only to find a smily trail leading to an edge of the tent, flapping in the wind
>The hobos howl in frustration and scatter in search of her

>> No.14463880

>>14463873
>Charon-chan, still haggard from the cum, rubs the tears from her red, swollen eyes as she begins her escape from the tent city
>Charon-chan almost immediately stumbles on a sleeping hobo
>SPARE SOME CHANGE...!
>Charon-chan has to silence him if she wants to keep away from the other hobos
>She acts fast, shutting him up with a kiss
>She plants her bruised pussypussy on his dirty, infected dick and begins to ride his gonorrhea dick as hard as she can while remaining silent
>Finally the hobo ejaculates into her and falls asleep again
>Charon-chan continues her escape while dripping hobo cum
>After a few hours of sneaking, interrupted by servicing errant hobos, Charon-chan thinks she's safe
>Suddenly she realizes that there are a dozen hobos at the gate. There's no way she could sneak past or silence them all
>She tries to make a run for it
>She almost makes it, but one of the hobos catches her cumstained braid
>She is painfully jerked back, and she loses consciousness as her head strikes the hard flagstones

>> No.14463884

>>14463873
Do you eat shit?

>> No.14463885

>>14463880
>When she comes to, she can feel her anus being ravaged by a hobo doggy style
>As she looks down between her legs, she sees that a dozen hobos must have raped her unlubricated anus
>There's a gigantic puddle of semen, blood and shit below her hips
>Her mind finally breaks
>Calmly she reaches for a broken bottle on the ground
>She slits her own throat and silently bleeds to death as one hobo ejaculates into her ruined anus and a new one takes his place
>Charon-chan awakes
>Every part of her below the neck is in unimaginable pain
>She feels something moving up her throat
>Then it starts moving down
>The realizes it's moving back and forth
>In a panic, she looks around her
>She can see that her dead body has been dismembered by the hobos
>She finally realizes that her head is the only part she can't see
>She finally understands what has happened as the hobo's hot cum splurts up from her throat and into her palate and nasal cavity
>Nothing will ever be okay again

>> No.14463888

>>14462659
Latenight originally drew that because there was a greentext of A Kikimora going about her business on her birthday, not minding the kids outside laughing at her 'haunted house', only to bawl when she remembers her Master is gone.

Gauf or somebody expanded on it and turned the Master into Doomguy who FISTED his way out of Hell to meet up with her again

>> No.14463890

>>14463873
>>14463880
>>14463885
Kill yourself.

>> No.14463891

>>14463864
I wish I could serve a 9 tailed youko mage-god.

>> No.14463892

>>14463873
>>14463880
>>14463885
This pasta is rotten.

>> No.14463895

https://imgur.com/a/UGaRJ

Since someone asked for it, I uploaded all the MonMusu Online profiles to twitter with descriptions and shit. Good thing I did, I actually had to re translate one girl since I lost the translation for her as I'd forgotten to add it to the pastebin.

>> No.14463899

>>14463888
>Gauf
It was Averageanon.

>> No.14463900

>>14463873
>>14463880
>>14463885
This is old.

>> No.14463901

>>14463623
what would a christmas mouse smell like?

>> No.14463904

>>14463895
Goddamnit, I mean I uploaded it to imgur. Man I am too fucking tired. Also that ogres name totally wasn't Ero, that was just me not reading properly and reversing the letters. That's what happens when you try to translate things after work I guess.

>> No.14463905

>>14463895
Thanks friendo.

>> No.14463912

>>14463895
>Mero's description
Heehee.

Also, I think there's a small typo for the Mummy's profile. The "by" in her quote should be "my".

>> No.14463927

>>14463912
And fixed, thanks for pointing it out.

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>>14463895
>that Cu Sith

>> No.14463944

No longer NEET as of today. Time to commission Wurm art.

>> No.14463949

>>14463944
Do it anon and god speed

>> No.14463950

>>14463895
That Shinigami is pretty cute along with that Ogre, but knowing Crabman they have awful personalities.

>> No.14463955

>>14463895
Haru is the best

>> No.14463957

>>14463484
>Gang of Onis
can't I just sexually satisfy them?
>Lizardman
fug
>Monk
double fug
>Expert
ok, not bad
>True Neutral
well, I'd say we're probably fucked unless we take on the Onis one at a time, separate them with honey pot men and smoke them one by one
Orrrr, I could try to fuck all three Onis. I like that.

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>>14463729
I WILL FIGHT YOU.

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14463965

>>14463944
Doing God's work anon, any idea of what you're commissioning exactly yet?

>> No.14463968
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>> No.14463975

>>14463445
Squirrels get fat for winter!
Nice soft fat squirrels to cuddle all winter with!

>> No.14463981

>>14463968
best pussy

>> No.14463984

>>14463968
It still hurts that you'll never a bat neesan sleep raping you

>> No.14463994

>>14463968
Full of diseases.

>> No.14463995

>>14463895
Dat Satyr.

>> No.14464003

>>14463895
Ruth best girl

>> No.14464008

>>14464003
That's a funny way of saying Keepu.

>> No.14464019

>>14464008
Keepu? You must mean Shiree.

>> No.14464021

>>14463965
No idea yet. I don't feel Wurm has a lot of sexy art though, so maybe something involving a Wurm being sexy.

>> No.14464024

>>14464003
>>14464008
>>14464019
Anons, please. Everyone with a brain knows Haru is the best.

>> No.14464026

>>14464021
Like a Cool Beauty?

>> No.14464028

>>14464021
Sexy Wurm? That does sound good.

>> No.14464030

>>14462986
Still don't get how this is bad

>> No.14464031

>>14463975
I want to prepare a squirrel so that she doesn't need to move all winter!

>> No.14464032

>>14464026
I don't know what that is.

>> No.14464034

>>14463484
Could you post the other one from a couple threads back?

>> No.14464036

>>14463984
Indeed ;_;

>> No.14464042

>>14464024
Haru is a bird-brain!

>> No.14464055

>>14463895
I want to worship Satan with Sofia!

>> No.14464062

Well guys I finally went too far I have taken up knitting, just so I can live out my fantasy of making scarves and other garments for a nonexistant Chochin Obake girlfriend. So far it's been going along kind of horribly, my 20 stitch scarf became a 30 stitch by accident and it's not even throughout the piece. And I'm starting to run out of yarn, so I might have to also try to make this a two color scarf.

>> No.14464063

>>14464042
She doesn't look like one, maybe you're the birdbrain.

>> No.14464073

>>14464062
Ganbatte, anon. 'Least you know how to make yourself a scarf

>> No.14464091

>>14464062
At least it's a useful skill.

>> No.14464092

Remember anon, somewhere out there you're waifu is writing dumb self insert fanfiction of you and her
somewhere out there shes masturbating to VR porn she made of you

>> No.14464100

It's christmas season dammit

>> No.14464101

>>14464092
>VR porn she made of you
Damn, my waifu operates on a higher level than I do. Not sure how to feel about this.

>> No.14464106

>>14464092
>VR porn she made of you
Damn, my waifu's above the curve. I feel obsolete

>> No.14464121

>>14463484
>P'orc horde
>8' warchief
Interesting

>Wight, sorcerer, apprentice level, lawful good

We're good
And while the village is celebrating with the wight, I'm going to take the warchief for some "interrogations"

>> No.14464126

>>14464092
>A Jabberwock is finishing up her husbando calenda.r
>A lamia is sleeping in a pile of dakis of her favorite anime human boy.
>A gazer is looking around for any drawfag willing to draw for her.
>You waifu gets on /hbg/ and explains to all the unwashed masses why you are the best husbando before falling asleep alone again.

>> No.14464128

>MFW want to get back into writing
>MFW reading 7Seas shit
>MFW literal fanfiction now
What'd be the point.

>> No.14464133

>>14464126
>my waifu is writing stories about all sorts of different incarnations of me
Sound nice.

>> No.14464142

I want to bully a nerdy goth lich! I wanna push her around and into lockers! I want her to make a voodoo doll of me, so she can immobilize me and then have her way with me whenever she wants!

>> No.14464147

>>14464126
I want to remind them that their husbandos will never be real

>> No.14464151

>>14464128
Here's something that'll blow your mind:

It was always fanfiction. Just because the source material wasn't in your native language, it doesn't change the fact that you're writing fanworks that utilize that source as a base. You've been writing fanfiction, why stop now?

>> No.14464155

>>14464092
>>14464126
It gets really sad when you think of Kikimoras. They just VR in a master who sits there drinking coffee and reading while she goes about cleaning her appartment and occasionally stopping to pour "you" another drink?

>> No.14464163

How would your waifu act if she were 3DPD?

>> No.14464170

>>14464163
Like my waifu, duh. If she acts differently from my waifu then she's not my waifu, is she?

>> No.14464175

>>14464163
Like how she's described in the encyclopedia

>> No.14464180

>>14464163
My waifu isn't, and never shall be 3DPD.

>> No.14464189

>>14464163
She'd probably be a man hating cunt.

>> No.14464195

How would your waifu react if you were 2D?

>> No.14464196

>>14464092
I'm trying to get into SFM just for her. If only there were more models.

>> No.14464199

>>14464195
That's my life right now, so probably cry myself to sleep.

>> No.14464219

>>14463729
I like the claws. I like the soul magic they can do with it, and I always saw them as things for combat anyway, so they wouldn't be there unless she had a bitch to soul-rend.

>> No.14464225

>>14464142
>Bully that weird Lich girl in class
>Slap her glasses off her face, rub dirt and food into her clothes, stomp on her books, stuff like that.
>One day you're trying to make her hand over her money she pulls something out of her backpack and you go limp.
>She clings into her voodoo doll as she climbs on top of you, mumbling about how she'll no longer be a virgin.
>From then on the roles changed, and you were forced to fuck her whenever she felt like it and listen to her heav metal cds.
>She would also sometimes play with the doll during the day, just to keep you on your toes.

>> No.14464247

>>14464219
Or unless you're into it.

>> No.14464260

>>14464151
I never agreed with this. Or at least, I differentiate this kind of fanfiction from the more cringey shit like My Immortal. You're taking a setting like the dnd one, this one, or the wh40k one, and writing a tale within it. You're not taking a main character and doing stupid shit like making them supreme cooldude of the universe who gets all the bitches and hates kevin next door.

>> No.14464282

>>14464151
Because the well is dry
My stories are lacking
Before I die
Might as well go out fapping

>> No.14464289

Seven Seas is licensing Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Do I have a right to be scared?

>> No.14464299

>>14464260
I'd argue that's just a difference between good fanfiction and bad fanfiction, just like how there are good drawfags that do fanart and deviantart sonic oc tier drawfags and their "fanart"

>>14464289
Maybe. For now not really though.

>> No.14464303

>>14464289
They SAY it's not going to be censored.
We'll see what they DO.

>> No.14464307

>>14464260
It's a different class, sure, but at the end of the day they're still both fanfiction. One's just more acceptable because by making your own(for the most part, at least) characters and merely utilizing a prebuilt setting is vastly more creative and worthy of being called a story. It's a grey area but they're technically both fanfiction unless you made the setting from scratch or modified it to the point that it's a notably different beast.

>>14464289
You always have that right. But should you exercise it? Debatable. I'd say maintain reasonable caution.

>> No.14464311

Hey guys, i need my nightly dose of maledom, what can you give me?

Preferably Kikis or elfs, specially elfs.

>> No.14464314

>>14464307
>>14464303
>>14464299
The only things I want to see desperately see translated are the fallen maiden stories. So far only two have ever been translated fully

>> No.14464315

>>14464311
go away orc

>> No.14464317

>>14464289
Yup. Sorry mate, prepare for Cease and Desists.

>> No.14464325

>>14464311
http://pastebin.com/aSReGH1E

>> No.14464329

>>14464317
But we were here first!

>> No.14464332

>>14464289
Yes.

>> No.14464335

>>14464329
And this gives you Power over them?

>> No.14464337

>>14464307
>they're technically both fanfiction
But that means dante's inferno is fanfiction of the bible, and many other classics that take noted settings as the base and expand within it like Der Ring des Nibelungen, and anything else based on the norse sagas.

So I think there is a difference.

>> No.14464338

>>14464311
Go somewhere else, and preferably stay there.

>> No.14464340

Big
Fat
Kikis

>> No.14464343

>>14464317
>Cease and Desists
>on 4chan
kek

>> No.14464346

>>14464340
Chubby
Kiki
Daughterus

>> No.14464347

>>14464346
Of course, that is the natural progression of things.
It's only when they get older that they get bigger.

>> No.14464349

>>14464340
Brown huntress Wendigos dressed in animal skins.

>> No.14464359

Would you love your waifu if she was big and fat? Presume she can't lose the weight, she's stylistically designed to be that way and we can't undo that, but we can diminish the effects.

>> No.14464360

>>14464337
>But that means dante's inferno is fanfiction of the bible
That's literally what Dante's Inferno is. Just because it's fanfiction doesn't mean it can't be a good work on it's own worthy of publication and being taken seriously as a work. That entirely depends on how skilled the author is. It's like >>14464299 said

Some fanart is garbage that should never be called art, and some goes above and beyond even some shit that hangs in a museum. The problem is that the term itself is modern and the definition broad enough to apply to a lot, yet it usually gets applied to the lowest common denominator of shit. As for Der Ring, that gets a bit iffier. It depends on what and how much gets expanded/changed. Plus mythology is somewhat of a grey area.

>> No.14464362

>>14464359
No.

>> No.14464363

>>14464360
I guess I just have issues separating the word fanfiction from the connotations.

>> No.14464364

>>14464359
Yep.
A big ol kiki just for me.

I'd have the urge to spoil her

>> No.14464367

>>14464363
Yeah that's pretty much the gist of what throws people off.

>> No.14464368

>>14464359
As a friend, sure, if her personality is good enough, but I don't feel sexual attraction to fatties and thus she is no longer my waifu. A relationship is ded if you can't get it up.

>> No.14464370

I don't understand all the hate and panic just because of seven seas, I don't know anything about them but what is wrong with their translations and publishing? It's not like a manga or anime being licensed has every really affected us in any major way, as long as the internet exists there really shouldn't be any change as to how we do things

>> No.14464372

>>14464325
You're doing god's work anon, thanks.

>> No.14464377

>>14464370
People love their doomsaying.

>> No.14464381

>>14464325
>Using a shitty OC character as your avatar
But why.jpg

>> No.14464385

>>14464381
I'm not Ravagestar, but I do wish he'd write some comfy fascist werewolf smut since he's actually still around.

>> No.14464386

>>14464370
I don't think it's 7 Seas themselves people worry about, it's more of who might find it due to it now being more accessible and in the public eye than before, and what their reactions will be. But mostly >>14464377

>> No.14464388

>>14464349
Molesting brown huntress Wendigos dressed in animal skins.

>> No.14464389

>>14463484
>Oni sisters
How horrifying, where else could I possibly go to drink now?

>Expert Lizardgirl Fighter
>Law evil alignment

I guess the town and my alcoholism are both saved? But I get the feeling she'll expect me a special "reward"

>> No.14464392

>>14464388
Getting molested by rown huntress Wendigos dressed in animal skins.

>> No.14464393

>>14464381
Go away Jew.

>> No.14464395

>>14464385
I can't into fascist wolfus after that shitty transformation sequence story that was never finished.

>> No.14464400

>>14464392
I want hear their chant of A-wawawaw A-wawawa as they dance around a fire

>> No.14464404

>>14464225
>forces you to listen to her edgy heavy metal music
a fate worse than death

>nerdy lich chan cries into your paralyzed shoulder, saying that you're the only friend she's had and even then it's because she's forcing you to be

>> No.14464408

>>14464392
Molesting two brown huntress Wendigos dressed in animal skins at the same time.

>> No.14464412

>>14464359
Would you love your waifu even if she was so dense, and had so many things going on?

>> No.14464414

>>14464225
>heav metal cds.
I knew it. I only bullies her because I wanted to make her my wife. It all makes sense now. I just wanted her attention.

>> No.14464417

>>14464412
My waifu is the key to all this. If we get her working

Cause she's a better waifu than we've ever had in /mgt/

>> No.14464421

Molesting tribal Monster Girls.

>> No.14464424

>>14464421
I want to sneak up on a chocolate, scantily clad Minotaur and jump her only to find that she's just a buff warrior of a nearby holst tribe

>> No.14464425

>>14464421
Getting molested by tribal monster girls.

>> No.14464429

>>14464421
A chubby Amazon girl!

>> No.14464432

>>14464429
No, a buff Amazoness that's the pride of the tribe!

>> No.14464437

>>14464432
The soft breeding girl who's the blacksheep of the tribe!

>> No.14464444

>>14464421
I want to molest tribal mgs and make them get civilization fetishes.

>That moment when your tribal waifu starts getting aroused by seeing you wear pants and shoes
>She orgasms at the very thought of you creating a democratic republic

>> No.14464448

>>14464432
I want to have the biggest, most muscled and war scarred veteran of the tribe mount me in front of her peers after a raid Only for me to flip her into the missionary position, call her cute, and then taking both her hands before going at it for so long that she'll look like she swallowed a beach ball when I'm done

>> No.14464451

>>14464448
But anon, that's forbidden!

>> No.14464452

>>14464393
Doesn't change the fact that fascist MGs a shit and Werewolves are a shit

>> No.14464456

>>14464452
Shit taste kike go away.

>> No.14464457

>>14464452
>Werewolves are a shit
People like you make me think hitler did nothing wrong.

>> No.14464460

>>14464451
Doesn't matter, I want them to gasp as I tell her how cute she looks despite the scars, how delicious her abs,which I'm ruining with the seed I'm packing in her, are, and how beautiful her eyes are even though one was blinded.
As I put the last drop in her, I'll kiss her right on the lips before everyone before moving on to cuddle her

>> No.14464463

>>14463063
Abyssals are the best part of Boat Slut game.

Now we need a pastebin of one Abyssal long after the war ended and her being a remnant of it. Said Abyssal meets a human and it escalates from there.

>> No.14464466

>>14464452
>Werewolves a shit
Come on, man. That was uncalled for. Werewolves are love.

>> No.14464469

>>14464460
You better be ready to take responsibility, you perverted brute.

>> No.14464470

>>14464463
But that would be fanfiction.

>> No.14464473

>>14464470
Fuck it.

>> No.14464474

>>14464466
I've yet to read or see any drawfaggotry to support you claim.

>> No.14464477

>>14464469
I will.
I'll become her husband and fill her with so many children that she's going to earn the title of broodmother.
And when she isn't pregnant I'll keep her filled up so she looks it.

>> No.14464481

>>14463484
>Oni Sisters
>Godlike Akaname Cleric
>Chaotic Evil

She will become the Rape Train, Destroyer of Pelvises.

>> No.14464488

>>14461177
>she assaulted 17 human girls and turned 2 of them into succubi
>minor offence
More like community service.

>> No.14464489

>>14464463
>tfw Kadokawa apparently has a strict no fangames allowed policy
>tfw zero possibility of Abyssal focused fangames

>> No.14464503

>>14464489
Talking more about the pastebin stories people here post.

>> No.14464516

>>14463028
Seven Seas don't send out DMCAs. The only reason any of their series have ever stopped having scans is because the group itself decided to stop. No need to worry.

>> No.14464535

Senran Kunoichi when?

>> No.14464539

>>14464516
See >>14463376

>> No.14464544

>>14463148
We've been releasing monster girl tits for over two years now. There have been some haters, but has anything impeded the releases of more similar content? Nope. In fact, the popularity has exploded and many more monster girl fans have been brought into the fold.

Anyway, just wanted to leave a message for you all. We're well aware of the content that has been licensed. We're working closely with the creator to making the release as faithful as possible. Uncensored means uncensored. This is an entirely different kind of thing from the likes of Monster Musume, or any of our releases for that matter.

If you want to support the release, great! We would be thrilled, and I think it's going to be awesome. Hardcover and color pages, hell yeah, I'm all for it as a fan. If you don't want it, that's cool too. We're not trying to take away any of the work you've all put forward to the encyclopedia, and it'll be same as usual.

>> No.14464548

>>14464544
Oh man the lies in this post are so obvious.

>> No.14464551

>>14464544

What?! Who are you?

>> No.14464554

>>14464535
Hell if I know but a heavily pregnant Ikaruga kunoichi would be olev

>> No.14464558

>>14464544
Wait so the whole licensing thing just means they are going to realease the encyclopedia in book form?

Why are people doomsaying this again? it's not like a mere book can change things.

Or is there something implied in all of this that i'm not seeing?

>> No.14464561

>>14464544
If you could tweet this post # or mention it on any of your social media accounts I might be inclined to believe it.

>> No.14464567

>>14464544
>I believe everything this man is saying because it is exactly what I want to hear.

>> No.14464577

>Half the thread gets deleted

>> No.14464581

>>14464558
>Why are people doomsaying this again? it's not like a mere book can change things.

There's the fear that this will bring MGE to the mainstream.

Which isn't inherently a bad thing, but MGE is a work that contains a lot of mind break, corruption, rape, and a religious cult that literally worships fucking lolis. It could spark controversy, or just an influx of annoying fans.

Either way, it could just be nothing serious, but people are cautious.

>> No.14464582

Just double checking, as long as no nipples or naughty bits aren't shown I wont be going on any vacations right?

>> No.14464583

>>14464544
>We're working closely with the creator to making the release as faithful as possible.
I don't believe you.
You are a liar, and you're going to sprinkle puns and dank memes all over the profile pages.
I'm going to watch this happen, and when you come back, I'm going to give you a glare of disappointment and I hope you feel bad.
In the meantime, I will continue to use the wiki.

>> No.14464584

http://ask.fm/SevenSeasEntertainment/answer/134324821138

I think this is the fastest I've ever gotten a reply from 7 Seas.

>> No.14464590

>>14464539
>>14464539
Batoto takes down nearly everything that is available in English. Their policy, not ours. Could have also been Manga-Anime Guardians or part of the anime production committee. We're not the only ones dealing with Monster Musume.

>>14464548
Not sure what there's really to lie about. Pretty cut and dry to me.

>>14464551
The guy lots of people hate.

>>14464558
Just the encyclopedia being put into physical book form. We're doing hardcover for it.

>>14464561
I don't mind using my personal account, but would prefer to keep it off the company accounts.

>>14464567
Not saying you have to believe me.

>> No.14464591

>>14464584
This reeks of bullshit. The whole thing does, really. Out of all possible things they think will do well for a casual Western audience, why the FUCK would you choose this one?

>> No.14464592

>>14464503
>Implying Abyssals are worth spending the time to do writefaggotry of

>> No.14464594

>>14464584
reasonable as fuck
good work PR guy

>> No.14464595

>>14464489
Kadokawa also ignored Koei when approached for a Kancolle musou. They would rather have it stagnate and die than let someone show them up.

>> No.14464596

>>14464590
Personal account would be fine.

Also you all never replied back about that lettering position. Course that's been in limbo for quite a few months now

>> No.14464597

>>14464591
>Out of all possible things they think will do well for a casual Western audience, why the FUCK would you choose this one?

I think it's less about appealing to a casual audience and more just Seven Seas being full of monster girl fans, and MGE is a pretty major monster girl product.

>> No.14464601

>>14464597
But then, who the fuck do they think is going to buy it? How much money do they expect to make from it? What do the expect the reactions of the general public to be? I don't understand what the hell they're thinking.

>> No.14464602

>>14464590
Can you establish as to what rights you have to MGE? Just the rights to MGE Volume 1, or the entire franchise in terms of reproduction in the West?

As someone who loves fan art of MGE, when should I expect the Court Summons for commissioning some?

Monster Girls are the last hobby I have that isn't buttfucked by Localizers, SJWs, and so on. Video games? Look at Xenoblade X. Anime Dubs? Look at Funimation. I don't want legal stuff to ruin MGE and get stuck with just censored content filled with memes.

I would be interested if this was just a physical print of the book in english for a reasonable, but life has told me whenever something looks like it may be good there will be some horrible downside that'll completely ruin everything.

>> No.14464605

>>14464602
>Look at Xenoblade X.
What did they do to Xenoblade X?

>> No.14464611

>>14464605
People got butthurt over the one loli character's outfits.

>> No.14464612

>>14464592
I'll fight you.

>> No.14464613

>>14464605
Not him, but I do know there was a general censorship of outfits to make them more "appropriate" and the breast slider was completely removed from the character creation menu. There might have been something about removal of religious symbolism too?

>> No.14464615

>>14464583
Again, you don't have to believe what has been said. The licensing of this series wouldn't have been possible without the cooperation of the creator, and that means the continued support and cooperation throughout this process.

This isn't a manga, and encyclopedia entries are a different breed from scripted dialog, so that's to say it -has- to be handled entirely different from the way manga is.

>>14464584
I try to do so when I can. Haven't had a whole lot of free time to field questions lately, but somethings need to be addressed before it spirals out of control.

>>14464591
Not sure why you think this is so crazy? Monster Musume continues to sell incredibly well, with each passing volume doing better than the last, which isn't terribly common for manga in the States. It's also one of the best-selling manga in the US, and has consistently beat out many top-selling graphic novels.

>> No.14464616

>>14464605
Loads of costumes are cut, not just the loli one, multiple ones. They cut the breast slider for female character creation. They cut out a lot of Religious and Xenogears references and did stupid localization name changes. They added memes like Leeroy Jenkins and "Do you even lift". Terrible English voice acting with no option for original, like the first game had.

Then in a podcast they accused people who want a literal translation of being picky and that adding memes and censor is OK and their translation is great.

>> No.14464617

>>14464613
They also completely changed the names of the Mechs or something.

>> No.14464621

>>14464613
>the breast slider was completely removed from the character creation menu
Too fucking far.

>> No.14464623

>>14464615

No idea how it'll turn out, but honestly I'm excited to see MGE sold officially here. Thanks for the clarifications, SS-anon.

>> No.14464626

>>14464615
What are you going to do with the sabbath faction?

>> No.14464627

Cuddling with a yeti on these cold Winter nights.

https://soundgasm.net/u/-anonymissy-/F4M-Snowstorm-Snuggles

>> No.14464628

>>14464615
Hey, answer >>14464602 PR man.

>> No.14464629

>>14464615
I believe people are reasonably concerned based on what you all did to 12Beast and parts of MonMusume. Those weren't ITSY BITSY things either. Don't get me wrong, an English hardcopy excites a lot of people in the community. But if we turn to our favorite waifu profile and find it's been punned to death there will be outrage.

>> No.14464631

>>14464602
Basic Western copyright law generally follows the axiom of: If you're making money off it, or depriving the creator of money, you're in for a spanking.

So posting fanart is allowed, discussion is allowed, etc. Posting small portions (encyclopaedia pages) is a pretty grey area, but generally hosting the entire encyclopaedia in one place at once is a no-no since it falls under product counterfeiting (e.g., hosting a digital copy of the entire encyclopaedia for free hurts sales of the printed copy, whereas a single or few pages being hosted isn't likely to stop purchases).

Of course this all varies by your exact country. But most countries follow this trend. Also note that KC is from Japan, where they have a much more lax policy towards copyright infringement. MGE especially is pretty interactive with the fan community. So unless KC sold the rights to a more aggressive publisher, I doubt there's much to fear.

>> No.14464633

>>14464616
Not him, but I like Xenoblade X's dub since it has voice actors from Gundam Unicorn, and Weskers VA even plays a dude.

>> No.14464634

>>14464596
Alright, cool. I'll tweet your post # in a bit. With job questions and the like, I always forward that kind of stuff to my boss and the uppers that make those kinds of calls.

Social media probably isn't the best place, since that doesn't go directly to the boss. Try using the contact form on our website, since that redirects to the company email.

>>14464602
I don't know the exact details, honestly. Not sure what I do know that I can publicly disclose, since the ink is still drying on the deal, so to speak.

All I can really say is that we're aiming to make it as faithful to the original as possible, and we're not censoring it. There were numerous discussions about that, being well aware of the content, and it was decided that this release needed to be left alone.

>> No.14464635

>>14464612
Go ahead faggot, pull the trigger. Free me from this shitty writer's block and coming in here every goddamned day to wallow about said writer's block and never get to the feel the warmth of my waifu. DO IT FAGGOT. FUCKING DO IT.

>> No.14464636

>>14464631
>but generally hosting the entire encyclopaedia in one place at once is a no-no since it falls under product counterfeiting
That's the entire MGE wiki tho

>> No.14464638

>>14464626
Cut.

>> No.14464640

>>14464634
Seven Seas anon?

>> No.14464642

>>14464635
A-Anon calm down.

>> No.14464644

>>14464596
There you go

https://twitter.com/to_aru_Oni/status/674432416929308672

>> No.14464645

>>14464635
MFW I've written 8600 words in 7 days.
MFW I'll probably think it's shit and scrap it at the last minute

>> No.14464647

>>14464615
>Not sure why you think this is so crazy? Monster Musume continues to sell incredibly well, with each passing volume doing better than the last, which isn't terribly common for manga in the States. It's also one of the best-selling manga in the US, and has consistently beat out many top-selling graphic novels.

It's because there's a pretty big jump between MonMusu and this. MonMusu is a comedy/harem of lighthearted ecchi shenanigans that just happens to center around monstergirls instead of humans. The Monster Girl Encyclopedia is an encyclopedia of monstergirls in a fictionalized setting where they quite literally dominate and rape men (and women to convert them) by either brute force, magic, or other mind control. I can understand MonMusu doing well because it has an exotic appeal to it and "it's so quirky and Japanese!" But at the end of the day it's just mildly sexy comedy. MGE is full of descriptions of rape by said exotic creatures, as well as not a few unfortunate fates you could meet. I just don't see the reaction of newcomers to it in the west being quite so accepting or benign. Especially in the current political climates. And the Sabbath and other lolicon-bodied girls. What the hell can you do there? That's asking to be picketed and protested against for pedophilia. It just seems like a pretty delicate piece to try to sell in the West.

>> No.14464648

>>14464634
Please replace the entire sabbath faction with happy go lucky titty monsters and replace the bapho profile pic with crabman's one, pls.

>> No.14464649

>>14464627
Oh wow you listen to this garbage?

>> No.14464652

>>14464636
Honestly, MGE is by and large an art book. There's never been a huge market for that sort of thing as opposed to games or manga. So I'm guessing they're treating this as a, "We'll do a short run, people will buy it if they feel like, no biggie" rather than trying to enforce a monopoly on the distribution of MGE. They never expected a huge profit from the getgo, so probably got the rights for dirt-cheap too.

>> No.14464653

>>14464644
Danke. I've updated the Wordpress accordingly.

I'll send you all an email via your form about the job thing.

>> No.14464655

>>14464642
There is no calming down you CRASS ASS

>> No.14464656

>>14464647
To be fair, I can see how they're selling it, this is a niche thing. I presume this is to be sold Online only. Essentially, people who know of it will get it. And if you know of it already, you're cool with it.

A real question to PR >>14464634 is will the other books in MGE be translated. I know some were written by nippon fans that KC did artwork and published over there, will those be coming here too?

Also, how long has this been in the works? When was it decided to do this?

>> No.14464658

>>14464623
No prob.

>>14464629
The translation was regrettable, yeah. But as I mentioned above, this is an encyclopedia and it's far different from dialog (though there is some story within the entries). It will be handled differently.

>>14464640
Been awhile. Well, I mean, I still lurk. Probably best I don't post much, since I don't really enjoy derailing threads with all that nonsense. Let the anons enjoy their monster girls without my interference.

>> No.14464659

>>14464655
Maybe you'll calm down if you write about the boats anon.

>> No.14464661

>>14464656
>>14464634
Oh yeah, seconding this. Will we get books like Fallen Maidens or any of the worldbuilding books? I'd actually be interested in these quite a bit.

>> No.14464662

>>14464658
Don't blame you on that, the threads went to shit once the anime hit.

>> No.14464672

>>14464647
I bet most of us don't even follow the original concept loyally anyways, everybody has their own headcanon.

>> No.14464673

>>14464658
You could always lurk in the IRC and pipe up when stuff like this drops. But really your presence is preferable to, say, arguing about whatever stupid thing has upset anon this week.

>> No.14464678

>>14464656
>A real question to PR >>14464634 is will the other books in MGE be translated.

You don't even need to be part of the company to answer that, it's business 101. You go a limited run to test the waters for a new product in a new market. If it does well, scale it up. If it does poorly, shut it down and eat the small costs of your test launch, and go onto something else.

>> No.14464681

>>14464659
I know literally nothing about Kantai Collection outside of Wo-tan being moe and writing about fucking ship girls would be a bad idea.

Lord only knows I don't need to give you people even more ammunition. Just pull the fucking trigger, Morty.

>> No.14464685

>>14464678
But the question is is it even a possibility considering their origins? Does KC have full rights to them, or are they shared with the author? Are they going to try to get the rights or not bother?

>> No.14464687

>>14464681
At least tell me your name anon.

>> No.14464691

>>14464687
Yogar Constiban.

>> No.14464692

>>14464687
Sheev Palpatine.

>> No.14464693

>>14464681
Truth be told, the Abyssals unfortunately don't have much characterization due to their nature as fodder.

Which is a load of Bollocks if you know what I mean.

>> No.14464694

>>14464685
Typically with localization they sell the rights to use/license the IP within that country or market, and not globally. This is pretty much universal around the Western world (everything from games, to Hollywood, to manga), with few rare exceptions.

>> No.14464699

>>14464685
Fallen Maidens, the World Guide(s), and the Cheshire Doujin are the only books that KC himself has made. Every other book is a fan creation and thus their rights aren't as easy to get a hold of. KC does write them a little blurb and does some art but aside from that I dunno that he gets any in the way of cash from them.

>> No.14464703

>>14464693
>Capitalizing Bollocks

You tryin' to sell me a pork pie and a bag o' tripe?

>> No.14464705

>>14464699
I thought Fallen Maidens was written by someone else and KC just really loved it. I could've sworn that, in fact. It was considered pseudo-canon.

>> No.14464708

>>14464647
That's a fair point to make, but this is essentially a release that almost anyone who enjoys MonMusu already, would also want this, no? Unless my logic and sense of a fan is wrong in assuming that, then I don't know. This isn't for your average fans, obviously. This is a collector's book, with the hardcore fans in mind.

We're in a world where hentai publishing is booming, and crazy things are happening. To me, MGE is pretty tame. The explicitness is almost entirely in the text, and if we're going by sexualized fiction, there is far more lewd content out there available to the masses already.

I don't honestly think the regular public will even care, much less know, about this book when it comes out. You're always going to have crazies sending you messages and emails, but at the end of the day, we all move on and the books keep on getting released.

>>14464653
No prob, man.

>>14464656
Can't really discuss anything outside of MGE at this point. Typical licensing NDA and business protocol and all that nonsense. Sorry.

As far as how long? Man, tossing around the idea has probably gone as far back as Monster Musume. It's been in planning for a while, and everything finally came together earlier this year.

>> No.14464712

>>14464705
Wil started off as a fan character but got made canon. Fallen BRIDES is the one written by someone else.

>> No.14464715

This wife picture got finished.
http://a.pomf.cat/twkoql.png

>> No.14464716

>>14464708
>As far as how long? Man, tossing around the idea has probably gone as far back as Monster Musume. It's been in planning for a while, and everything finally came together earlier this year.
Be honest, during the time of negotionations with KC, and internal with the team, how many people advocated for censoring or "altering" the book in some way?

Be honest, even if it's minor, I know someone had to have entertained the idea of "altering" it. Don't tell me it was never considered because that'd be a lie.

How seriously was it considered to alter MGE coming to the West, how oft/long was it debated? I know you've said you won't censor it, but I want to know how the idea was handled in the team.

>> No.14464718

>>14464661
We're always open to suggestions. We look at just about everything that is suggested, even if it takes a while to get around to (since we get so many requests, in addition to publisher recommendations and the like).

>>14464662
It's cool. Places like this aren't really the best place for industry peeps to talk, and I know how it sparks the ire of lots of fans, so I've tried to butt out and keep my mouth shut.

But I try to answer stuff every once in a while, if possible.

>> No.14464719

>>14464708
>That's a fair point to make, but this is essentially a release that almost anyone who enjoys MonMusu already, would also want this, no?

Not who you're talking to, but it's not the same at all, anon. A [franchise] artbook usually doesn't sell nearly as well as a [franchise] manga, game, or TV show. Because reference media doesn't have the same draw of a plot -- no curiosity about what happens next, no drama, anticipation, etc. MGE is more a passive medium like an artbook, a poster, or a collectable figure.

>> No.14464721

>>14464715
Needs a
>Nyoho hoho

>> No.14464722

>>14464715
Those are some big shark teeth on that wife.

>> No.14464725

>>14464718
Yeah, I understand.
Well, I followed you on the twitter.

>> No.14464726

>>14464722
They're cute.
>>14464721
I don't follow

>> No.14464732

>>14464705
You're thinking of Fallen Brides. Maidens is World Guide 1.

>> No.14464734

>>14464708
>but this is essentially a release that almost anyone who enjoys MonMusu already, would also want this, no?

I don't think you can necessarily make that assumption, no. Firstly because, as I said, there's a rather large tone difference in how each handles monstergirls, and second due to just the difference in an artbook versus an actual manga series.

>This isn't for your average fans, obviously. This is a collector's book, with the hardcore fans in mind.
If that's the mindset that's being put into this I'm less concerned then.

>> No.14464738

>>14464715
Gazers are gross.

>> No.14464741

>>14464716
I'm not privy to those conversations, since that was between licensing, my boss, the creator, and whatever other official parties.

I just know that censorship had between discussed, and that it was again discussed on a few occasions once it moved forward. It was decided based upon a few factors that this release needed to be published uncensored, left alone and with all the original content and intentions.

I think it was kind of commonly accepted that if we altered/censored it, that would end up putting off more fans than not. I like to think we have a good understanding of our audience, and this is very much a book for our monster girl fans.

>> No.14464743

>>14464738
Nah, surely there are other Monster Girls grosser right?

>> No.14464748

>>14464743
There are, but this does not invalidate the claim that Gazers are gross.

>> No.14464753

I know some of the KC art tends to be pretty graphic, like the equivalent of skin-tight latex suit or micro-kini kind of graphic. Throw in KC's lolicon tendencies, and it makes me wonder: has Seven Seas ever actually tested the waters of censorship by posting pretty explicit lolicon content like that before?

I only ask because it's a relatively low key franchise, so there's no way it'll be worth the costs of fighting it if they get into legal trouble. So if they haven't already gotten away with publishing stuff that explicit (involving obviously not legal ages), I strongly suspect it'll be a permanently incomplete release by removing a chunk of the MGs from play.

>> No.14464754

>>14464748
Whats grosser than a girl with eye tentacles?

>> No.14464755

>>14464738
>>14464748
fite me
Your opinion is one I disagree with wholeheartedly, friend.

>> No.14464760

>>14464753
By what's been said so far they're entering into the hentai printing field. Or that's what I've gathered. I don't think they'll run into problems except with, say, Wendigo. The other lolis are covered enough.

>> No.14464765

>>14464753
If they really are releasing it uncensored, then I'm sure they had their lawyer clear themselves for any potential liability before they bought the rights.

Though, at least in the US, it's hard to prosecute loli as CP laws, and most don't bother because the defense of claiming Loli is CP is flimsy.

MGE being printed uncensored was cleared by your Lawyer, right >>14464741? I hope so, I'm a bit excited about this, and I'd hate for it to be censored at the last minute because lawyer said no.

>> No.14464767

>>14464754
Matango.

>> No.14464768

>>14464719
Okay, that too is a good point. There's no guarantee it'll be a hit, but that is publishing for you, especially when you're importing materials. Nevertheless, we're going to do the encyclopedia, and it's going to be a lot of fun. I certainly hope it sells decently, and I do still think it will, but that's just part of the publishing biz. Sometimes you hit big, sometimes you don't (though you always hope and want them to do well).

>>14464725
Pretty sure I did as well. From both work/personal accts on Twitter. I think.

>>14464734
While there isn't tons of stuff to use as a good comp for this release, we have a good feeling about it.

And yeah, I think going for the collector's route is the best situation for this kind of book. It'll be our first hardcover release, and those sorts of books have gotten decent traction from fans. And of course, I sure as hell want it up on my bookshelf.


Okay anons, I gotta call it. I need to make dinner and do some other shit. Hope I was able to clear some stuff up and maybe even alleviate the worries of others. If not, it's cool and I understand.

>> No.14464772

>>14464765
Loli is federally legal in the US. Specific state laws may complicate stuff or make it illegal, but it shouldn't be a major issue.

>> No.14464776

>>14464760
Maybe I wasn't clear enough: I'm not talking about the explicit part alone being trouble. Everyone but China has porn. It's more the explicit with lolis part. Canada I know has prosecuted at least one case of loli/shota hentai (physical imports from Japan), and Australia bans actresses that look too young in porn so it's likely they'd do the same. Not sure about the US market though, but given two other English-speaking markets have acted against it, there's likely a very serious risk of legal trouble.

Or maybe I'm just over-imagining things.

>> No.14464778

>>14462986
>http://www.gomanga.com/articles/extraextra/seven-seas-educates-monster-fan-masses-with-license-of-monster-girl-encyclopedia/817
>MGE
>In Hard-Cover and in full-color
>By Seven Seas
On the one hand, hard-cover and full-color.
On the other, Seven Seas.

Oh and also. Fucking What.

>> No.14464781

>>14464768
Thanks for coming by PR anon. I'll be looking forward to having KC's art on my bookshelf too.

>> No.14464782

>TFW Like Seven Seas' puns

I hope their MGE will have puns, at least in the back of the book.

>> No.14464789

>>14464782
Fuck off.

FUCK OFF.

>> No.14464792

>>14464789
Monster Girls would like people to fuck (them) off.

>> No.14464795

>>14464789
That old meme doesn't work anymore

>> No.14464801

>>14464792
That's not funny.

>> No.14464802

>>14464789
You seem pretty grumpy there

>> No.14464807

>>14464801
Yeah, I bet a Skeleton Girl would better tickle your funny bone!

>> No.14464813

>>14464807
Stop.

>> No.14464820

The fact is that unlike Everyday Life, the MGE is, quite blatantly, and especially in its bonus artwork for the compilation books, porn.

Seven Seas is, in fact, marketing porn.
Either they tone it down to the point of it being simply erotic, which they claim not to be doing, or they market porn.

Porn which is, in several different ways, illegal in the West; or at the very least, looked down upon in the extreme.

>> No.14464830

There really shouldn't be any kind of bans or restriction on 2d porn. what it comes don to in most places is a decency issue anyway

>> No.14464831

>>14464820
Hentai is bigger than ever in the US. If Fakku can publish loli legally then 7S can easily get away with MGE.

>> No.14464835

>>14464820
>Illegal

Technically it's more a grey area. As I mentioned >>14464776 , both Canada and Australia (in a relevant case of porn) have acted against it -- but I'm not familiar with any case law in the US or most of Europe that pretty clearly shows a stance against drawn images, particularly "softcore" and not completely explicit images. Saying it's outright "illegal in the West" is just wrong

>> No.14464837

>Can't buy the MGE book because loli is banned in my country

God I hate where I live.

>> No.14464841

>>14464835
I seem to recall there being a chart defining the legality of such things throughout the US.

>>14464837
If they don't find it anon...
Also if they start actually selling it in bookstores, really, what're the authorities gonna do?

>>14464831
Did they? I thought that they hadn't touched the wealth of top-tier loli artists they had access to? Something which really pissed me off...

>> No.14464845

>>14464841
It's federally legal but states can make their own legislation. It shouldn't be a problem for 7seas

>> No.14464850

>>14464835
>>14464776

I'm pretty sure someone in Australia has been found guilty of child porn possession because they had rule 34 of Lisa Simpson.

>> No.14464852

>>14464841
This one, right?
https://i.imgur.com/nXTEVAH.png

>> No.14464856

>>14464852
Yeah that looks right.

>> No.14464858

>>14464850
Reading comprehension, anyone? I literally just said Canada and Australia have acted against it. My objection was to the notion that Canada and Australia barring it equalling "illegal in the West"; it's like calling Mexico "The North American Continent"

>> No.14464869

>>14464852
So essentially, owning Loli in itself is fine, but
>Mailing Loli
>Intent to distribute Loli
>Bringing Loli in the state
Is illegal? Weird, but I don't see this affecting anyone.

>> No.14464873

>>14464852
God I hate my state.

>> No.14464876

Remember anons: Everything is legal if you don't get caught.

>> No.14464878

>>14464869
It's the same thing with weed. You start moving it in bulk or distributing it to others, charges often gets upped from a misdemeanor to a felony. Not all surprising.

>> No.14464880

>>14464858

I wasn't saying they hadn't, nor that the former colonies of Australia and Canada were "the whole of the West", I was just pointing out an extreme example of how daft law enforcement is in Australia. Cool your tits

>> No.14464881

"Ownership" is a pretty fucked thing. I remember hearing about a dude getting caught on pedophilia based on cached thumbnails somewhere in his system.

>> No.14464883

>>14464881
Begs the question of why someone who would take offense to such a thing was digging through his cashed thumbnails.

>> No.14464887

>>14464883
I think there was cause to search in the first place, and that was the nail in the coffin so to speak. Memory is sketchy.

>> No.14464902

>>14464883
>>14464887
In law enforcement, it's generally far easier to place bait (tracking adware) rather than manually go and hunt down every possible lead, since the perp comes to you. He probably hit an advert or misclicked a link, or maybe really did visit such a site, and got tagged by the tracker. Cops then followed up when it reported home.

>> No.14464905

>>14464869
The entire thing is probably going to be a non issue unless someone decides to take it upon themselves to start a moral crusade and make it an issue on whatever social media they're on. Assuming they can gain the traction.

>>14464887
This doesn't happen to be the case with Thad does it?

>> No.14464906

>>14464902
>YFW Seven Seas is baiting us all to put us in jail

>> No.14464927

>>14464726
>Hour and 15 minutes ago
I was playing video games with old people.
http://i.imgur.com/CL7DpML.png

>> No.14464940

>>14464927
Best character.

>> No.14464991

I for one welcome our translated overlords.
It'll allow more people to buy our goods, making it easier for us to get sheckles and spread our influence.

>> No.14464999

>>14464991
But the normalfags and feminists!

>> No.14465000

>>14464999
Just more people to learn about our ways and brush our tails.

>> No.14465005

>>14464991
Buy what? We don't make goods for sale. And why would you want them here anyways? Look what happened with Monster Musume threads when they got more and more popular.

>> No.14465006

>>14465000
Wait, tails?

>> No.14465007

>>14464991
The only thing spreading is influence, not monies.

>> No.14465012

>>14465005
They'll assimilate Anon, you just got to give them time.
Welcome your new brethren with open arms.

>>14465006
Shut up Goyim and read a tail from the sabbath, they are cute and sell many potions.

>>14465007
Influence, money, one leads to the other.

>> No.14465014

>KCs book sells in America
>Increase in fame and some additional income bolsters his production capacity
>More profiles
>More comics
>More guides
>More goods
>More buttons, keychains, towels, blankets, posters
>KC finally finishes up and produces the Baphomet Dakimakura
This is my optimistic take.

>> No.14465022

>>14465000
>Brush out tails

Either he means:

1) Brush our [waifu's] tails. In that case it's practically NTR. Do not want

2) Self-inserting as the girl, like InariKistune. In that case, Alps don't have brush-able tails so jokes on you. Also do not want.

>>14465014
>He thinks what is effectively an artbook will make huge sums of money and not a token amount of cash.

I bet you put all your savings into figurines, posters, and collectable coins, too.

>> No.14465023

>>14465012
>They'll assimilate Anon, you just got to give them time.
>Welcome your new brethren with open arms.
That's bullshit and you know it. They don't assimilate, they dilute. This has happened countless times and I don't know why people still think it'll somehow end good.

Why do people push the meme of "The more popular it is the better it'll be?" This has never been true.

>> No.14465029

>>14465022
You should be more respectable to alps Anon.
They just want to experience life as the superior monster girl race.

>>14465023
Please, it'll work this time Anon.
Just shut up and buy our goods.

>> No.14465030

>>14465022
>I bet you put all your savings into figurines, posters, and collectable coins, too.
Well, not coins...

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