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Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:10:54 2015 No.14447261 [Reply] [Original]

How would you feel if Parsee was jealous of your penis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:45:55 2015 No.14447410 >>14447261 Genuflect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:48:50 2015 No.14447421 >>14447261 And how would you feel if she had a bigger one than yours?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:58:36 2015 No.14447457 >>14447261 Put it in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:59:50 2015 No.14447459 Is she a trap?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 15:01:48 2015 No.14447468 >>14447421 Aroused.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 15:07:41 2015 No.14447498 >>14447261 Surprised. I doubt she'd be jealous of babydick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 15:46:22 2015 No.14447661 >>14447421 Would she find a way to be envious of me even so?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 16:00:34 2015 No.14447715 File: 144 KB, 469x750, 1447196611709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd feel like putting it in her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 16:29:06 2015 No.14447844 File: 259 KB, 700x650, 1449297156723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14447421 >>14447661 Arrgh, your penis is so nice and feminine! Why couldn't I have one like it too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 16:33:49 2015 No.14447859 File: 148 KB, 711x773, 655794-parsee_mizuhashi_71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jealous girls are cute, cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 18:44:53 2015 No.14448332 >>14447859 Hello, cave Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 18:54:28 2015 No.14448360 File: 1.14 MB, 2480x1748, 15998342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Parsee is best girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 19:17:20 2015 No.14448426 File: 138 KB, 800x800, 2b54333e49f7bb4c8a703eec5adaa323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14447261 Why, I'd give it to her of course ;^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 19:54:08 2015 No.14448550 >>14447844 >Arrgh, your penis is so nice and feminine! Why couldn't I have one like it too? This is the best phrase I've heard in a while. How do you feel about having just given another anon a boner?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:55:34 2015 No.14449026 File: 338 KB, 874x1240, 9f1d0bc34b2ca71badf5981a3fa06c3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I, too, am jealous of her pussy. If I show her mine, will she show me hers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:08:43 2015 No.14449294 >>14449026 Boypussies don't count dorkwad

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:19:12 2015 No.14449538 >>14447261 Elves have no honor! No respect! No beer! I hate elves!!!

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:40:35 2015 No.14449639

>>14447261
Emotionally unaffected, because she is literally jellous of any expeirence or thing she does not have. This goes to the extreme extents with things like Pain, Burdens, and anything else that would to any rational person be undeserable because of her irrational jealousy so this of course would extend to my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:49:32 2015 No.14449674 >>14449639 So....can she be jealous of me being jealous of her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:55:48 2015 No.14449696 >>14449674 Yes, being jelly of your jelly is a standard for her

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:21:49 2015 No.14449786 >>14449639 >desires to experience all things, regardless of whether they are painful or pleasurable that's so crazy it almost loops around and becomes zen* *TL Note- the word zen here has no relation to actual zen

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:04:59 2015 No.14449943 >>14447261 I would make her jealous of my cum and then would shower her with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:31:03 2015 No.14450029 I don't think she would be jealous of a defective penis that can't even ejaculate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:47:26 2015 No.14450066 >>14450029 Why is your penis defective anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:54:12 2015 No.14450081 File: 9 KB, 275x142, 1397597365663[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449538

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:03:49 2015 No.14450115 File: 835 KB, 1121x975, c8b34efe7517c00b7716d65db4f12b36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449538 >>14450081 Good thing she's not an elf, just an infiltrator. Her love of beer is proof enough!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:13:11 2015 No.14450140 >>14450066 I think it's anorgasmic anejaculation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:54:28 2015 No.14450815 I'm jealous of Parsee's feminine figure!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:39:45 2015 No.14450953 File: 771 KB, 1000x1300, 47763223_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Parsee wants to be your Christmas gift. Wat do? Keep in mind that she's a demon of jealousy, and if she's ever jealous of anything you are doing, you might end up dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:40:50 2015 No.14450960 File: 162 KB, 1000x1000, 1447261175578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450815 Parsee is jealous of you being jealous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:42:00 2015 No.14450962 File: 745 KB, 1128x1600, Sling Parsee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:43:05 2015 No.14450967 File: 559 KB, 874x1240, Nice figure.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450962

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:44:13 2015 No.14450972 File: 1.03 MB, 902x1280, Green.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450962 >>14450967 Pick one Parsee swimsuit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:47:07 2015 No.14450981 >>14450967 I pick this one

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:15:40 2015 No.14451098 File: 628 KB, 902x1280, Lewd Parsee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:40:41 2015 No.14451154 File: 82 KB, 982x701, Anon pls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14447844 >feminine penis

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:52:08 2015 No.14451730
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>>14450953
I'll accept the gift and enjoy it every day of my life.
>you might end up dead.
Still worth the risk.

>>14449294
I meant my dick, faggot. Ever played doctor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:17:15 2015 No.14458661 File: 829 KB, 874x1240, fc5fb5e89ed4f66373009372acd51c62.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If she's trying to get my attention, she's doing it right.

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