/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First Christmas AWOO of December.

>>14431293
Hi Doc/Gauf/Memelord

>>14431433
>Gauf
That faggot's back? Ah shit.

Did someone say awoo?

>>14431433
I am anon.

>>14431438
>>14431431
>>14431427
AWOOOOOOO

>>14431438
I like your style, girl.

>>14431438
Nice awoo.

Hug the cold fluffy tail

>>14431442
The Awoos have successfully summoned the host of the nightmare!

>>14431438
Niiice.
I can't believe I forgot that someone was doing a wedding Hellhound.

>>14431427
>>14431222
>All followers will get to marry one of her cute Anubis daughters
Well that sounds lovely but isn't set actually a huge bitch

>>14431442
>>14431449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfYKbc1_a0

I want to grope my Kobold daughteru's flat chest and pinch her nipples when she's trying to watch TV!

>>14431438
Worst girl. Werewolves are much cuter.

>>14431438
That was fast.

She looks stunning, too. My only complaint is that I wish the picture was bigger. 800x800 is hardly big enough to set as my wallpaper.

>>14431437
Gauf is an okay guy.

We weren't on page 10 for that long, surprisingly.

>>14431438
No, but can we pretend I did?

>>14431451
Oh she's the fucking worst.

>>14431458
That's amazing.

>>14431431

>>14431458
You're good company, and I pray for your continuing growth as a drawfag.
Thanks for the Valkyrie Selvaria by the way.

>>14431458
Huband?

>>14431458
Jubjub should perform inspections and spell-checks on her equipment before she takes it out for a flight.

>>14431458
>Someone actually drew Jetjub

Wow. Well done.

>>14431460
>Oh she's the fucking worst.
Why is that?

>>14431476
Imagine the shittiest person you know alright? Now make that person a thousand times worse and a murderous cunt.

That is Set.

>>14431446
She's getting all the hugs, then I'm giving her my jacket.

>>14431439
>DILFs are shit, prove me wrong
>Fuck you, older men are the best. I want a nice onii-chan to dominate me.
>Then you're clearly wrong, otoutos are the way to go.
>Human boys are shit, they only love you for your pussy and would abandon you if they found a better one
>When are the writefags going to update? I want to read about scary boys, or adoptive fathers dicking their spidergirl daughter, or human bullies getting butchered.
>Reminder that boys kissing boys is the purest love, het fags get out.
>Fucking alps get out

Then it goes on for a hour or so before janet tabs away from her porn and deletes everything.

>>14431458
Is that text in the jetstream supposed to say "husband"?

>>14431449
>Awwwhh nowoooo, I'm wakin' up.

>>14431427
Is that supposed to be a generic dog girl, or is she from an existing series?

>>14431456
Fine. I'm on my laptop right now so this is as good as it gets.

We need more Hell-sune's.

We need less Hell-sune's.

>>14431509
Good job friend

>>14431509
And bob's you uncle, a new wallpaper is made

I love Miia!

>>14431519
But does she love you?

>>14431509
Oh, sweet hell.
That'll more than suffice.

>>14431521
Yes

>>14431519
Meer a shit!

>>14431526
She's not real.

>>14431458
Fuck yeah, that's amazing. Thank you.
Jubjub is love

>>14431519
Reminder that literally every player of the online game gets Miia, she is the welfare monstergirl.

>>14431482
Anon, you need to be a bit more descriptive. Any one can insult-what did she do? What does she stand for? My own anubutt, even if it's an arranged marriage is extremely tempting

>>14431531
Please do not argue with the schizophrenics, Anon. We just cleaned the feces off their cell walls, do not rile them up again.

>>14431531
As I've said before

That's fine since i wont be real in a few decades either

>>14431458
Fixed it http://i.imgur.com/Z6y8uwA.png
>>14431468
Glad you liked it

>>14431541
No problemo.

>>14431540
But it's escapism! It's not healthy!

>>14431536
How/What is that game?
I've seen a few images but nothing more

>>14431513
Kitsunes go with everything.

>>14431563
Especially with Hellhounds.

>>14431552
Is it really less healthy than slowly destroying myself in an unhappy downward spiral of depression?

I dunno how to open a Krampus story

>>14431559
http://pastebin.com/Zhdp1c2V

tl;dr it's a webgame in the vein of Kantai Collection. Same people actually. Has all the main cast of EMG and a bunch of new characters that I've been TLing and posting here as we see them. MON squad hasn't been shown yet, I dare say they'll come later though.

And Miia is the character everyone gets from the tutorial.

>>14431565
Yes. Haven't you seen paranoia agent?

>>14431552
Death is the ultimate escapism, and it's where we all end up eventually

>>14431565
It's part of the problem.

>>14431507
Generic dog girl, I guess.

The title of the picture is "WereWolf-Mage"

>>14431566
Start off with "T'was the night before Christmas", and then go on to write a humoursly twisted variation of the classic poem.

>>14431572
Alrighty then.

>>14431568
That was about not accepting the consequences of your actions. We've accepted our lives, that's why we're trying to avoid it.

>>14431578
You're only fooling yourself, but I guess that's just enough for you, ain't it!?

>>14431438
>>14431509
Cute 10/10, would marry on the spot.

>>14431578
Same thing really.

>>14431581
If I'm happy, what makes you think it's your right to crush that?

>>14431564
>>14431563
>>14431511
Someone likes Solange..

>>14431586
Ugh. That face.

>>14431586
OH GOD IT'S AWFUL

>>14431586
>That face
UncontrolablePuking.webm

>>14431586
>That god damn face

>>14431586
That face really is quite terrible. A nine-tailed hellhound deserves better.

>>14431586
That face soils an otherwise lovely body.

>>14431438
I did! She's beautiful, keep up the good work.

Sorry, not all of them turn out great...

>>14431613
This one is great anon, I really like this pic.

>>14431613
Well this looks like it turned out fine

>>14431613
pretty fucking good actually

You can thank Less.

>>14431567
Huh.
Looks interesting at least.

Never played boat sluts though

>>14431627
Maybe I'll thank the bastard when he shows up
But for now he's getting nothing from me

You and your monster girl waifu go on an epic medieval quest to save the world, what kind of weapon from that era does she bring with her?

>>14431613
>>14431627
Just imagine how powerful a kitsune hellhound might be.
I mean, consider how hellhounds already have the strength and ability to not just survive in Hell, but thrive and act as guards to all the nasties down there. Then remember that nine-tailed kitsunes are effectively gods in their own right.

Kitsune hellhounds could probably act as the standalone rulers of Hell by themselves.

>>14431627
that delicious thickness mmmmm

Christmas snek

>>14431644
Miia a shit, Hikage is a much better snek.

>>14431636
We're gonna trivialize this shit as much as possible.

>Find an area where you're likely to be attacked by a Vampire
>Stuff your cheeks with raging mushrooms, ready to swallow them at a moment's notice
>A Vampire takes the bait, and you gulp down the mushrooms before she can render you docile and obedient
>Turn the tables on her
>End up violating her all night long in a near blind lust
>3 weeks later, she tracks you down
>Knocks on your door, shoves a positive pregnancy test into your hands
>"You put this half breed in me, so be a man and take responsibility for her."
>She's blushing

>>14431644
Can't go a single day without desperately wishing this anime/manga didn't exist.

>>14431655
>wanting to rape
>not wanting to BE raped

>>14431660
I can't go a single day without wanting to cuddle my wife!

>>14431655
I want this.

>>14431660
Why so butthurt.

>>14431661
But it's not rape anymore if you want it!

24 more days until your punishment, nerds!

>>14431660
Same desu senpai

Have a tiddyfox

>>14431651
anon i dont think you can really compare them

>>14431586
>That face
You don't need to reinforce how shitty hellhounds are.

>>14431655
>Dig mushrooms
>Love the fuck out of them
>Go to new places to find new mushrooms to eat
>Heard of a rare halfbreed between rage and undead lamentation
>Takes you into perilous territory, but you find them in a cave atop a mountain surrounded by a mote of mist
>Cook immediately, garnish with garlic
>The scent attracts a feral vamp who lived just further up in the cave, a plague upon nearby villages, she attacks just as the spoon enters your mouth
>Known as Vampire hunter D henceforth, who carries vials of mushroom and garlic sauce, instead of holy water.

>>14431664
My favorite is Rachne but Miia is okay.

>>14431680
That's a nice fox.

>>14431685
Yeah I can, you can't stop me.

>>14431687
Oh, you are back.

>>14431679
Krampusnacht is four days away you emo goth bitch.

>>14431702
No, you're thinking of someone else.

>>14431705
Oh shit, it's that close?!

I'm not ready!

>>14431680
I've seen bigger.

>>14431707
Sure, sure.

>>14431636
The Crissaegrim because she's a cheap little shit.

>>14431710
Lilith is pure.

>>14431709
>That hip/waist ratio
Good lord

>>14431709
Those are just unwieldy. Best to set an upper limit lest it get ridiculous.

>>14431709
Those are some great tits and some lickable abs.

>>14431722
No such thing as unwieldy breasts. Just weak bitches.

>>14431636
Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

Here's a quick translation of the cheshire preview, in case you were curious what they were saying. Nothing unexpected.

http://imgur.com/a/jOf6p

I'm not expecting much out of this doujin. It'll probably be just another bland vanilla femdom thing only notable because the mg in it is a cheshire.

clean, petite gazer feet
cute enough to eat
no one else's can compete

>>14431750
I hope there are panels that focus exclusively on that fat cat ass.

>>14431757
wife feet
cute to eat
not real eat but mostly lick

Buff delinquent Hellhounds?

>>14431780
Yes.

>>14431750
I like the heavy britbong accent version more

>>14431757
>>14431774
10/10, would delicately suckle a Gazer's latex-covered toes.

>>14431780
runty, flat-chested hellhound that no one takes seriously until one day they meet someone who does and finally gain some self confidence

>>14431790
All of wife is good, great.

>tfw Gazerfag is making you like gazers far more than you expected

>>14431820
he did it to me too

the art won me over

>>14431780
Buff no. Fit feminine body, tomboy personality. Short hair.

>>14431820
It's kind of the same way how Apophis became more well-received, isn't it.

>>14431823
>>14431820

>>14431679
>>14431705
This reminded me too much of Helga from Hey Arnold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnuIT3p5t6o

>>14431825
Good taste.

>>14431820
>>14431823
You know a girl is shit when a massive influx of art and discussion does absolutely nothing. Feels good to be set in my ways.

>>14431825
Eh too skinny for my tastes. I like a girl with a thin layer of fat over powerful muscle. You however are entitled to your opinion.

>>14431844
maybe that just means you're shit?

>>14431825
I desperately need more Tomboy monster girls in my life.

>>14431853
tomboy Kikimora whos character conflicts with her status as a perfect maid

>>14431844
Opinions are like assholes, you're trying to stretch yours too wide and subject other people to it.
Cut the first half of that and you're a bit better off, fellow.

>>14431825
>not liking buff women
You're entitled to your taste but I disagree.

>>14431849
>>14431858
No one gave a fuck about gazers until that one waifu fag started commissioning and posting art. Maybe you're all just too wishy-washy? If some dude starts buying art of some other random girl like the pot devil, would she be the new thing?

>>14431861
I wish to snuggle those abs

>>14431865
Maybe we're not all narrowminded asshats?

>>14431861
I want to ruin those abs with children

>>14431865
she was ignored, a dedicated man who saw the light brought her to our wider attention, and we too saw her greatness

why is this so difficult for you?

>>14431865
I would like more pot devil. She's cute.

>>14431865
Kos please grant this fucker some damn insight so he can stop being a beastly idiot.

>>14431875
>and we too saw her greatness
Yea, so you're just wishy-washy. What's difficult about it?

>>14431873
If for some reason you don't like abs I guess you could go for a less oni-ish oni...

>>14431891
... But why would you?

>>14431891
I'm going to ruin her figure with children

>>14431881
>"wishy washy"

Yeah I don't think you know the meaning of what you're saying.

YOU are being difficult, you're acting like this is such a hard concept but it's not.

Pot Devil is shit and unpopular

Gazer (and girls like magma golem and Hinezumi) are good but unpopular

Gazer-fag pushed Gazer to the forefront and made everyone go "Oh, she's pretty cool and cute."

The same would probably happen if someone tried the same thing with the other girls I listed too.

I want to impregnate Yuugi, best Oni.

>>14431784
You mean this shitty version that Ovaries did?

I want Youmu as a monoeye monstergirl

>>14431906
I know it's shitty every other way, but i prefer the Cheshire being a britbong, it just fits for some reason

>>14431902
I'm glad I had such an effect here.

>>14431896
I tend to like my women a little on the softer side. Like, that definition line you get down the center of a toned belly is just a little short of my ideal as far as muscle goes. Your image hits it pretty squarely though.

>>14431902
Dunno why you insist in implying that there is something I don't understand, but whatever floats your boat.
>Pot Devil is shit
Watch your fucking tongue, heathen cunt.

>>14431836
>OI BOLSHEVIK
>IS FOUR DAYS, TWO HOURS, AND FORTY TWO MINUTES UNTIL YOU GET RAPED

>>14431912
That's because they'd pretty much be

>Cheshire Cat - Cockney
>Mad Hatter - Londoner posh
>Jabberwock - Ye Auld English
>March Hare - Midlander
>Jub-Jub - Inarticulate sounds of frumious fornication

>>14431914
You're entitled to your taste. I like muscles myself.

>>14431932
>Jub-Jub - Inarticulate sounds of frumious fornication
That's not fair anon.

>You'll never be your extremely strict and orderly Anubis boss' slovenly secret
>She'll never forgo her pristine office and spotless home to fuck you in your shitty apartment because the empty soda cans and dirty dishes turn her on
>She'll never affectionately refer to you as her dirty boy

>>14431949

>>14431932
I want chavvy monstergirls

>>14431936
Unfair, but not inaccurate.

>>14431936
Not in the mood to be fair ya mug.

>>14431959
How do you even have a deep,meaningful conversation with one then?

>>14431969
Body Language?

>people implying Jubjubs can't talk words good
This makes me a sad anon.

>>14431969
Maybe somehow satisfy them long enough that they don't have to think about sex?

Who am I kidding? That'll never happen.

>>14431980
They probably haft soft, energetic voices.

>>14431982
The trick is in being able to think meaningful thoughts WHILE you're balls deep. Jubjubs are actually quite deep thinkers, but you need to plug the leak in their dam before the lake can full up.

>>14431991
Yes, but how do they hold jobs? How do they have social lives? I mean, you can't have one be orgasming all the time, that's just inconvenient.

>>14431980
She says good morning to you in the most amazing way, with a blowjob. Once she's had breakfast she'll get more chatty. Your seed is a better pick me up that coffee.

>>14432008
I imagine that would involve quite a bit of effort in undoing some of the damage the Queen of Hearts did.

>>14432021
Being a Jubjub is suffering.

>>14431980
Hmm, well here's your problem.

They seem to only have sex on their mind.

>>14432008
Like I said, plugs. Possibly in both holes. Kind of like a jiangshi, only squawkier.

>MFW MILF MGs like Apoopis

>>14432027
You're forgetting "babies", "husband", and "make babies with husband."

>>14432021
Out of curiosity, does anyone use those areas in a modern day MG setting, or only restrict them to fantasy settings? Like, making Wonderland and Pandemonium either countries or just massive, cordoned off stretches of land that governments embargo.

>>14432033
Pretty sure those fall under the jurisdiction of sex.

>>14432031
MILFs are shit.

Yandere onee-chan or bust.

>>14432031
Leave and take your taste with you.

>>14432024
It is, because I really love their design. They look so damned cuddly.
If only they didn't feel the need to be coupled with their husband 24/7. I realize that KC likes to use exaggerations in the profiles, but I'm sure that with how crazy Wonderland is, the Jubjub is probably really like that.

>>14432038
I imagine them to be separate from Earth, requiring portals and the like to enter and exit.

>>14432044
How about regular onee-chan that just wants to cuddle? Does she necessarily need to be murderous?

>>14432044
onee chan > christmas cake > imouto >>> milf

>>14432051
Because not all yanderes are the stibbity stab type.

>>14432045
My taste is fine.

>>14432056
I thought that was the entire point of a yandere?

>MILF hating
>Every monster has to miraculously be an unsullied virgin
>Not wanting to heal a hurt mother and her child
You people disappoint me sometimes

>>14432058
I thought that the point was to be excessively obsessive, which may or may not lead to violence toward potential competitors.

>>14432058
Niet.

>>14432052
That is right on the money.

>>14432049
I imagine getting her out of Wonderland and giving her hobbies wil helpl temper her lusts so she can function well enough in society.

>>14432061
I'm in no condition to heal another. If anything, we'd just end up licking each others' open wounds.

>>14432052
FITE ME

They're all wonderful.
Although the lack of love for aunties is disappointing.

I want to cover my naked body in nachos and have alps eat them off of me.

>>14432086
>Bruce Timmverse is dead
>DC Animation other than direct-to-dvd stuff is dead

Suffering

>>14432086
>Werebat daughter stolen by cheshire

>>14432077
>Getting her out of Wonderland
That would be one hell of a culture shock for any monster coming out of there, without the flood of demonic energy and things actually making sense.
It would be a step in the right direction, though. And now I'm imagining a Jubjub clinging closely to her husband while he shows her around, frightened about everything new.

>>14432099
Werebats get and deserve no love.

>>14432093
Please stop stealing and eating Miia's panties!

>>14432106
Tell Miia to stop wearing gamerfuel! It's like she wants to be attacked!

Sleepy wife.

>>14432120
Wanna suckle her toes

Gonna suckle her toes

>>14432120
She's ruining those sheets.

>>14432078
Just being there is enough to help
>Have a monster co-worker
>Decent friends with her, spend some time together outside work
>Regrettably, she's spoken for
>Though from what she's told you, she wishes it weren't the case
>Her relationship's been pretty rocky for a while
>Being able to talk to you has helped her cope, though
>One night, hear a knock on your apartment door
>Open it
>She's standing in front of you, visibly bruised on her face
>Her child is clinging to her leg, tears streaked on her face
>You bring them in and sit them on the couch
>Give her a blanket to wrap up in
>She says it was her husband. Well, ex-husband now
>They got into another fight and things got physical
>He'd gotten mad before, but never enough to actually touch her
>She breaks down, crying as she wonders where it all went wrong
>You can't say anything to comfort her. What could you say?
>You just put your arms around her & hold her close as she lets it out
>Her kid crawls up into your lap, squirming in under your arm to hug mommy, too
>Just stay like that for what feels like forever

>>14432117
>Gamerfuel
And people wonder why so many alps end up thick

>>14432120
I want my Hellhound childhood friend to sneak into my house in her pajamas and cuddle up with me while I sleep.
I want to wake up to her laying on top of me and smiling cheerfully.

>>14432117
I want to eat Miia's Doritos panties and drink Mnt Dew from her navel!

>>14432129
Oh this is white knight as fuck.

>>14432148
A white knight would do something more than just hold her.

Then again, that's how Sonny got suckered into a trap.

>>14432148
What would you do?

>>14432078
You took the words right out of my mouth.
On a related note, I like them all, but the little sisters are rated a little lower because of my experience with them.

>>14432148
>Basic human empathy is white knighting
How does it feel to be so jaded, anon?

>>14432120
I never really got the appeal of the hat thing and bed time.

Seems like a worthless inconvenience that serves no purpose.

>>14432148
>comforting a friend in her time of need is white knighting
>even when she came to you
Come on now, don't be so salty.

>>14432159
Keep my fucking distance right from the start, because a woman bitching to you about her relationship is a gigantic red flag, a coworker's even worse.

>>14432158
>>14432159
>>14432170
>>14432179
White Knight faggots go back to reddit.

>>14432190
No, heartless anon go back to /b/ or /pol/.

>>14432190
Saltier than the fries at a Wendy's.

>>14432190
So badass.

>>14432172
Cute.

>>14432190
Edgyyyy!

>>14432190
What about Green Knights? Where do they go?

>>14432172
That some kind of eel or sea snake?

>>14432211
Wherever has the most hippies.

>>14432129
>>Just stay like that for what feels like forever
>You only realise how much time has past, when the waifu comes home.
>She sees your friend crying, the bruise, and instantly puts two and two together.
>Together you figure something out, giving them the spare room and contacting some people to deal with the ex
Boom. Situation un-shittified.

>>14432211
Fuck that! Red Knight 4 lyfe!

>>14432220
Damn, knigga, you angry.

>>14432220
Bitch, please. Black Knight all the way.

We even have better music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCKDvjVzpNQ

>>14432219
>bending to the will of a shitter
;_;

>Put your mouth where the cunny is!
>I-I mean money

>>14432229
Can I do both?

>>14432228
No, I thought the situation was a fucked, complex twist of shit in the first place. What can I say, I like things simple.

>>14432229
>Put your mouth where the cunny is!
>innocent loli demanding sex
muh dick

>>14432229
Were you talking with a March Hare?
>>14432234
A hairless March Hare.

>>14432211
>>14432220
>>14432225
>>14432226
Time to bring back a classic.

>>14432248
Every so once in a while, I need to re-read that to remember how wonderful /tg/ can be. I was in the original thread and still find it hilarious.

>>14432234
Innocent spray tanned succubus loli with a POUTY face

>>14432264
>spray tanned
Absolutely haram.

>>14431438
This is great

>>14432264
No, innocent Kobold daughteru who likes it when daddy suckles her lady bits.

>>14432131
Eroe and Yajiro Masaru have sold me on thick alps.

>>14432289
I want to cumflate kobold daughteru and plug her up so she can walk around 'just like mommy.'

>>14432294
I commend you on your spectacular taste mister anon.

>>14431949
Eeeeeh, that chick was kind of a bitch though. Mind-wiped my robobuddy, wouldn't let me go on awesome space adventures, fired me while still wanting to fuck...

Nah, I'll take my cartoon character references as MGs in another flavor thanks.

In memory of a forgotten goddess. Would it kill you to pray sometimes?

>>14432309
Maybe.

I want to burst into my kiki's room while she's off duty only to find her in little more than an oversized shirt and her panties, watching handholding porn on her laptop

>>14432324
Kiki a lewd slut

>>14432324
>>14432330
This is why Quetz-chan is better. Trust in her. Look at her broom handling skills!>>14432309

>>14432082
http://pastebin.com/y84Drbnq

>>14432343
What was it PRW said he was working on after Thunderweasel?

>>14432324
simply the best outfit

>>14432330
No, she's just off duty!
She can be a neet when she's not working!

>>14432334
Quetz get's headpats

>>14432353
Only if it's your shirt.

>>14432353
My comrade.

>>14432347
I don't know, I don't remember him saying.

>>14432356
So if she's off duty, maybe she'd be open to watching some tv with me while lazing on the couch?
I want to make her complain that the atmosphere was too erotic for me not to fuck her. Only when she says that will I fuck her.

>>14432375
Kiki teasing is best teasing.

>>14432324
I want to forcefully hold hands with Kiki

>>14432405
I want to forcefully cum inside a Kiki while she tries to wash the dishes

>>14432411
I want to make a Kiki wear a tight black shirt, a tiny little white apron, and some see-through stockings, but no pantsu.

>>14432411
I want to cumflate her while she tries to do the dishes, urging her to keep going as long as I'm in her.

I want to help a bored Lilim corrupt every girl in MGC into Cheshire Cat and Hellhound variants

>>14432421
I'm going to spite you and turn them into Valkyrie and angel types!

>>14432421
>>14432428
Wurms! Of all kinds! Big ones, little ones, pretty ones, beaus oneses!

>>14432421
Why not just Hellhounds and Amazons?

>>14432428
lilims cant turn girls into angels anon

>>14432421
I want to help the Lilim alleviate her boredom by dicking her. Life for male prostitutes in MGC must be pretty wild. Imagine all those lonely monstergirls coming to you for an easy fuck. And you have to worry about the ones who get attached to you and buy your contract.

>>14432431
Because life needs more manticore

>>14432436
But it's easy money.

>>14432436
>>14432443
Which MG would make the best pimp? Tanuki? Dark Elf?

>>14432443
But your sense of self worth goes down the tubes while a chubby NEET Gazer moans like crazy while riding your dick.
Male prostitutes are practically living dildos anon. Though that does mean they are prime targets for monstergirls with healing fetishes.

>>14432464
I don't have any self worth! I get paid to fuck girls, so I don't need it!

>>14432464
>living dildos
Living dildos with confident and firm hands and strong tongues and divine ear-nibbling skills.

>>14432458
I'm putting my money on amazon, actually. Loves all of her bitches but is capable of putting the hurt on them or anyone else if they get out of line.

>>14432479
She seems too conventional to let men become sluts.

Get in the sack.

>>14432490
Where are we going?

>>14432490
No, she's getting in the sack.

>>14432488
I suppose that's a reasonable point. What about a blue oni, then? Same thing, but with less muh reverse gender-roles.

Actually, wouldn't anubis be perfect too? Set aside why she's not serving the pharaoh and remember that she's already a literal slave driver. It makes entirely too much sense.

>>14432499
Why not just give her your sack?

>>14432479
Second >>14432488
My vote is for Bicorns.
Imagine a Bicorn who whores out her husband because she gets off on it.

>>14432500
Oh I'll give her my sack, but only if I get to tie her up and molest her.

>>14432505
Why would she whore him out for money though? A bicorn would want her husband to have the maximum enjoyment too, so not just any old girl could buy him either; he'd become some kind of weirdly exclusive callboy, and not in a good way. I can see her encouraging him to be a slut, but a slut and a whore aren't the same.

>>14432509
Would it be acceptable if she got stuck trying to climb back up your chimney? You know, because of those fat oni titties and that hathor milk you left out with the cookies?

Accept the love of hor-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>14432528
As long as she didn't lose too much of her muscle.

>>14432532
Centaurs are always so moody though.

>>14432532
>Touching her horse butt
What a lewd little boy. He's going to get raped.

Does anyone have that lewd tomboy holst greentext capped?
I'm in the mood for some lewd tomboy holst.

>>14432557
This one, or the blowjob one? I got both if you need em.

Huh. Someone drew a Mindflayer tentacle raping what I'm guessing is a Paladin-chan OC or some such?

Neato.

>>14432561
>You will never have a Holst like this

>>14432563
You're just going to drop that information and walk away? Link it, nigger.

>>14432569
I figured it was the surest way to avoid a potential shitstorm, but since you asked...

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2949008

>>14432554
I wouldn't mind an overly proud Centaur breaking down and raping me with those huge breasts of hers before pinning me against a wall and taking my virginity.
And then when she comes down off of it and realizes what she's done, I kiss her and assure her that I'm okay with it.

>>14432571
Nice desu nee~

>>14432561
Post the blowjob one too please.
It's all delicious.
Did anyone save the bits about her shy Minotaur sister?

>>14432563
>>>/u/

>>14432578
For you, anon.

>>14432571
Well fuck, that's actually really hot.

>>14432578
>shy Minotaur sister?
Wait what?

>>14432571
Some good corruption going on there.

>>14432582
I was actually the guy who posted about wanting to fuck a Tomboy Holst's mouth, so thank you for this.

>>14432585
I seem to remember there being some discussion about Tomboy Holst having a Shy Minotaur sister.
And the Holst gets anon to fuck her shy sister.

>>14432593
No problem. It was fun. Too bad I'm shit at dirty talk, or I might try to do actual sex in that format.

>>14432593
I don't think the guy who made those other greentexts ever made something like that.

Also you're a fucking filthy liar because the top post in >>14432582 was me.

>be a hero, wandering the woods
>bought a map in town, supposedly leads to treasure
>Tanuki merchant seemed trustworthy enough
>Aha! There's the hill with the mighty oak upon it.
>Map says "climb the tree"
>You climb the tree with great difficulty, all this armor isn't very flexible
>there's a hole at the top
>slide down hole
>end up inside the hollow hill
>there's a magical suit or rusty armor there, and it attacks you as you fall on your ass
>with heroic might, win the fight
>the armor's death animates two more
>with heroic might, win the fight
>three more rise
>with heroic might, win the fight
>all the ones you beat rise up at once, making it six against one
>with desperate flailing, barely standing, you win the fight
>your sword's broken and your armor is dented
>treasure better be worth it
>find chest
>open chest
>too tired to fight Mimic
>get raped
The moral of the story is: don't buy treasure maps.

>>14432629
The trick is to count the number of rings on their tails, and by that i mean treasure maps shouldn't have trails.

>>14432629
This might actually work as a one-shot written in prose. Hero goes through a ton of shit trying to get to treasure and ends up with a waifu for his troubles.

>>14432629
>Tanuki merchant runs a secret side business
>She forges 'treasure maps' for gullible advanturers
>Really though, it's just a glorified matchmaking service
>Some girls can't travel out of their dungeons easily, or tend to attract unruly mobs
>So they send a message out to her
>For a few gold, she'll make up a map to pass along to a potential husband
>Depending on the type of man they want and the danger of the dungeon, she may charge extra
>She isn't stupid, though. She has legitimate maps to sell
>A cut of the potential profits from a successful raid keeps her shop running
>Besides, you can't send some neophyte off to a Dragon's lair

Alright anons , your parents just bought you a small in MGC. Why? Because high schools in MGC offer free college tuition to any human boys that graduate. After arriving at school however, you learn that you're the only male student currently at the school.
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Small Class (4 girls)
Option 2: Medium Class (7 girls)
Option 3: Large Class (11 girls.)

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your classmates and your teacher, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
Your teacher is always the last girl you roll.
I feel like I should mention that you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango.

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Chubby
2: Gym Bunny
3: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
4: Pear Shaped
5: Busty
6: Thin
7: Hourglass shaped
8: Species Norm
9: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Awkward Virgin (Has never seen a dick, nor does she have any idea what to do with it. You'll have to guide her through her first time.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Oral Fixation (She has a fetish for oral sex, both giving and receiving.)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance. Roll a d6 and If it's odd, she's a stalker.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that wants to milk just about everything out of you.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two

Now here's the thing anon. As the only human boy in a monstergirl school, you're expected to get into all sorts of lewd situations. You might get cornered and fucked in the locker rooms, or maybe you'll get a blowjob from one of your classmates in the infirmary? Hell, maybe your teacher will call you up to her office after class, only to lock the door behind you and rape you right then and there.

How do you fare anons? Will you even make it to college without getting raped or husbandoed?

>>14432678
And once the lads are husbandoed, their adventuring gear can be sold for a profit, 70-30 Tanuki Merchant's way.

>>14432678
But can she get a husbando of her own?

>>14432788
Yes, a fellow merchant from a far-away land called Al-Orence.

>>14432678
>tend to attract unruly mobs
I don't know why, but this line just liked for me.

>Lilim is bored in her citadel with no travelers or challengers
>Decided to set out, seals her powers so she can only act with 1% of her strength, making the disguise she wears of an adventurer all that more convincing
>Signs up with the adventurer's guild, does some quests, but all the enemies she has to beat submit to her boss-like aura.
>Gets a party of delinquent thug-dere monstergirls who stop her from meeting cute boys who aren't worthy of their Ane-sama

>>14432797
>called Al-Orence
The man, not the land. Just to clarify.

>>14432788
>'A husband of my own'?
>Darling, please. That's a trifling matter!
>My shop caters to everyone, and I have some of the best wares in the land.
>Besides, who could turn down little old me?~
>I've had plenty of my clients try to claim my hand in marriage
>One ambitious fellow offered me an entire Dwarven armory he had raided as a dowry.
>I said no, but the offer was tempting.
>But adventurers are a dime a dozen around here.
>Sure, they can bring in good money, and I'm not above fooling around once in a full moon, but really.
>I need a man with a good head on his shoulders, not some armor-clad idiot who's constantly one misstep away from falling into a lava golem pit.
>Now there was one man once.
>He was travelling with this wolf deity. She thought she was clever to hide her ears, but I saw through it.
>Anyway, the business sense on that man...Ooooohhh. I've never seen someone work over a client like that.~
>Alas, it seemed like she had already won his heart. Such a waste.
>Besides, darling, I'm married to my work. Any man foolish enough to want me would be more employee than husband.
>Unless, of course, you're offering?

>>14432799
What about their healslut? Every party needs a healslut.

>>14432838
Alp in white robes?

>>14432571
Mindflayer corruption is the best.

>>14432840
>Alp
Booo

>>14432845
Who better to cling tightly to a long staff with a knob in the end?
Fine. Awawadigo.

>>14432838
Shirihebi, fuk that Alp noise.

>>14431586

Good night Anons, take care and remember to take up a self defense course of some sort, specifically one that focuses on grappling.

That way you have a better chance of escaping should something go wrong in an attempted proactive date.

>>14432679
Lets do something small.
A thin, akward virgin Ignis
A chubby mantis with huge breasts
A loli, succubutt/humpty egg chimera.
An oppai loli, Sahuagin/Grizzly teacher.

They're all pretty good but I'd have to say the mantis and teacher are the ones I'm shooting for.

>>14432679
Well, lets go with a large class. Why not?

>Thin Lizardman and Hourglass Lizardman twins with dat ass
>Gym bunny Vamp Mosquito and Loli Mosquito, both undead
>Undead Pear shaped Dark Valkyrie
>Awkward virgin Nightmare
>Thin Stalker Slime
>Pettanko Stalker Sahuagin
>Hourglass Cheshire with oral fixation
>Pettanko Nightmare with oral fixation
>Pettanko Black Harpy and Chubby Black Harpy, both undead
>Cyclops and Pear shaped Cyclops Stalkers
>Busty Bakunyuu Elf teacher

Well, I'm never getting another moment alone ever again. I just hope that all the stalkers don't team up, or that the smaller nightmare teaches the bigger one how to molest me in my sleep.

>>14432890
>Elf teacher with giant tits
The real question is how you're going to avoid her raping you.
She's probably a desperate christmas cake too, just dying to have her lewd tits fucked.

>>14432840
I'll take two.

>>14432894
Sounds like I might suffocate in her cleavage if I'm not careful.

>>14432894
And that's bad because...?

>ctrl + f shitpost
>ctrl + f drama
>ctrl + f fuck off
>0 results

:^(

>>14432906
Stop trying to cause drama by shitposting and fuck off!

Better?

>>14432907
Interesting.

I'm looking for external type of that though.

>>14432901
She'll probably keep you after school so she can rape you for hours.

>>14432902
She's a horny Christmas Cake elf with tits the size of watermelons. It's bad because he could get seriously dehydrated.

>>14432917
Best give her some 'fluid injections' to keep her hydrated, then.

>>14432906
Ranamon a cute.

>>14432917
>>14432921
If she looked like that, it'd be damn hard to resist.

>>14432921
That's great.
Not big enough though, we can do better than that.

>>14432921
>>14432928
But anon, she's your teacher! It's forbidden love!

>>14432930
Well she could start drinking Hathor milk if you really wanted her to.

>>14432930
I don't know if I can do that, anon. And that isn't even a size fetish thing, I legitimately don't think I have any elves with bigger tits than that.

>>14432924
I want to see the actual Mucus Toad cosplay as her.

>>14432935
And I want her to.

>>14432938
Then look hard anon for that is what she can be.

>>14432906
Ranamon a shit

Keiki
Need more keiki

>>14432942
Keiki?

>>14432940
I think this is the biggest I've got

I just want to marry a dark elf and live in a cottage in the woods

>>14432967
But they don't do that! They keep their boys in cages, just like we keep regular Elves!

>>14432679
>roll a 3 for large class
Welp.

>beezlebub twins - pear shaped and hourglass, awkward virgin and love freak
>dark priest - shortstack, bottom heavy (bottom heavy oppai loli is a little to weirdly proportioned for me)
>raiju - busty, undead
>arachne twins - busty and thin, bottom heavy and one's a chimera with a sylph
>troll - pear shaped, bottom heavy
>ushi-oni - loli, undead
>karakasa-obake - gym bunny, bakunyuu
>minotaur - busty, bottom heavy
>mummy - loli, bottom heavy
>dormouse - oppai loli, chimera with a chesire ca-I need an adult
>kraken teacher - pear shaped, bakunyu-THE ADULT ISN'T HELPING

I'm gonna need to stay near a window the entire time I feel. I just hope they don't reinforce the glass.

>>14432946
>tfw you don't live on a planet that has an Elf:Human ratio of 20:1 and growing.

>>14432941
I'mma take the living yuri, components there-of, batshit insane, verbal abuse and dat ass is far from useless.

I want a brown girl with white hair to get mad at me, step on me with her perfect, smooth, brown feet, and then glare derisively at me through her long, white eyelashes.

>>14432974
>>dormouse - oppai loli, chimera with a chesire ca-I need an adult
That's the best one. No matter where you go, there is a sleeping dormouse there tempting you. Arousing you. Corrupting you. Will you give in to it, or savagely pound your rod into that glorious rat-hole?

>>14432974
It's a school for monstergirls, of course the glass is reinforced.
And would you look at that? It's time for sex ed. So nice of you to volunteer for "practical demonstrations" with all the girls in class.
Kiss your virginity goodbye boya.

>>14432990
literally one of the most sexual characters ever created

>>14432941
>>14432990
Then I'll take Pointless Evolutionary levels both at once please.

You are captured by a demon and ordered to amuse her. What do you do?

>>14433025
I quote either Dr. Strangelove or The Unknown Soldier at her.

>>14433025
I know how to juggle, so that I guess.

>>14433025
Just kill me. I'm bad at this.

>>14433025
Do not amuse her

>>14433025
Show her the trick I can do with my tongue

>>14433025
Annoy her with every dead meme under the sun.
soon she will bake cakes in a fit to prove to me they are true
that, or Ill just end up gagged and raped, but I'm still going to piss her off, no one rapes my 23yr old virgin dick and gets away with it!

>>14433025
Tell her a story about a slutty angel, an undercover demon, and a pedophilic black priest with an afro.

>>14433039
But that story has no ending.

>>14433042
Exactly the point.

Do Shady Tanuki Merchants ply their trade in taverns as well, or only on the road? I need to know because reasons.

>>14432984
>batshit insane
Good taste senpai

I want an Alp to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to tell me I might as well be an Alp too!

>>14433072
And what will you do when the Alp wants to sniff under your foreskin?

What sort of games would you like to play with your waifu? Apart from lewd ones of course.

>>14433072
>her

>>14433076
Crash Team Racing? I don't really into multiplayer or co-op.

>>14433025
Do a Skeletor impression.

>>14433081
>Crash Team Racing
Damn it anon, I didn't ask for this nostalgia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3lnmhSD8Ak
Things that aren't video games are fine too, like fetch, frisbee or twister. Although twister might be a bit lewd with monster girls.