/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1438082
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>>1438087

Why not just hide the thread and stop saging it?

>>1438094
That should be what they want to do as well.

>>1438199

>>1438199
I think most people would prefer playing on the Anon side and abusing yukkuri

>>1438215
Then learn to ignore. I use opera myself.

Guys, it's not like the one sagefag is hurting anybody or something.

>>1438278
It is something that a portion of /jp/ enjoys. That is why there are yukkuri threads. Coincidentally, that's the exact same reason why there are touhou, VN, kigurumi, MM, etc threads on /jp/. Is that really so hard to understand?

>>1438274
Since you're one of the retards who think sage does something, could you tell me what it is you think it does? Why would you think you're 'helping' anything by saging this thread?

>>1438345
What do we see in it? A lot of us are just sick fucks, myself included. Some prefer the cute images, which there are a lot of. And, again, what we see in it in no way affects you.

>>1438316
Yes, it is that hard to understand, because what sage does is not bump. Coincidentally, NOT REPLYING AT ALL doesn't bump as well. Sage LITERALLY DOES NOTHING. If you sage 100 times, a single age will bring it to the front page. If you sage 200 times, well that'll put us into autosage... But then we'll just make a new thread and report you for rule violation. Hence the
>The more you sage, the faster we make a new thread.
Your sages bring this thread closer to autosage, which is when we make a new thread.

>>1438062
>we make a new thread
Anonymous is legion rolf XD

>>1438368
Could you do page 1?

>yukkuri thread

>The more you sage, the faster we make a new thread.
oh boy oh boy

>>1438378

>>1438092
because that's what you want them to do, dumbass.

ignore them.

>>1438087
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>>1438082
samefag?

>>1438406
Get yourself a yukkuri made of tinfoil then.

>>1438405
O RLY?

>>1438406
Anti-semitism maybe? THe jews have never been popular.

>>1438405
>And theyre anything but moe
Some would disagree.

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>>1438411
Dage id eajy, misr!

>>1438413
Is that from a new uploader?

>>1438436

shitsux gtfo

Somebody said "heresy"?

>>1438436
Fuck off then. Can you do that at least?

>>1438460
Too bad at least half of that is the same saging faggot.
Oh well, I guess Gaia is down or something.

Hey, if there was a MMORPG or MUD, where you play as a Yukkuri and either cooperate or fight other Yukkuris (players and NPCs), try to raid human houses for loot, but eventually get caught and tortmented by Anonymous (boss monster). Would you play it?

>>1438092
I do both.

>>1438092
Hide thread is not available in all browsers.

sage it easy

You are the cancer, this is the chemo.

>>1438250

Seriously, what the fuck do you see in this shit?

>>1438253
oh no you dont

>>1438254
Why the fuck do you care what we see in it? Why don't you learn to develop your own tastes and ignore what other people are doing?

>>1438250
I don't think you know how sage works.

eh, I dunno, I think I think I like slimes more now. At least they tend not to be complete dicks.

>>1438264
I think it works like this

>>1438264
So theres nothing to it? Its just shit, right?

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>>1438087

ITT SAME FUCKING PERSON.

>>1438294
I am saving /jp/ from shit by stopping it going to the top of the page and eventually leading to its overall downfall.
Its something a portion of /jp/ wants to happen, that is why I sage. Coincidentally, its also why other people sage. Is that so hard to understand?

>>1438254
"They see themselves. In torture, only the real story is mental torture instead of physical torture."

>>1438311
But if youre me then you should have saged

>>1438294
That still didnt answer my question.

>>1438316
>I am saving /jp/ from shit

You can't save something from itself.

>>1438356
Alright then, just a portion of shit.

>>1438316
>I am saving /jp/ from shit by stopping it going to the top of the page and eventually leading to its overall downfall.
No you're not, slowpoke.jpg. Your activity just means we'll have to create 2 new threads today instead of one, and people that don't like this will need to hide two threads instead of one.

>>1438360
I, for one, sage.

Okay, translating the new Reimu false pregnancy comic.

1) "Yu... I got it"
"But befre that, let me rest a bit..."
sfx: *ze-* *ze-* [*pant pant* or *wheeze wheeze*, not the usual Marisa ze]

2) "Yu'!?"
sfx: *Don* [like *bang* or *thud*]

3) L to R in this panel
"Are you stupid? Do you want to die?"
"Why did you try to eat that?"
"So there was more food! That's for Reimu to eat for the baby's sake!"
"Yu'.... yu'...."

4)R to L
"Ma... Marisa is really tired..."
"Got almost no sleep....."
"Haven't even eaten..."
"Let me take it easy... even a little..."

5) L to R
"If you have the energy to make excuses, don't be dawdling and get me some food right away!"
"Don't be taking a haughty attitude with me if you can't even get me one proper meal!"
"It's because Marisa is like that, that the baby isn't getting born!"

6) "......."

7) 5 Days After That
"Reimu's cute
ba-by
Grow ea-sy
Please~"

8) "....."

9) "Hmph!"
"Pu'bii!?"

10) L to R
"Don't you get it?
Don't you understand?
Are you a complete idiot!!?" [I think, she uses and odd expression here]
"There's no way that the baby can take it easy with just this much!!!"
"Not even 10 times this would be enough!"

11) R to L:
"Yu... that's far enough..." [or "cut it out already"]
"The baby...."

12) "There was no baby from the beginning!!!"
"Reimu was just lying!!!!"

13) "WHHAYYYYYYYYYYYYY WWUD JUUU SAY DAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!"
sfx: *shake* *tremble* or *jiggle*

14) "APOWOGIZE!! APOWOGIZE EAJY TU DEIBU AN DA BABY IN DA STOMACH!!"
sfx: *jiggle* or *wobble*, and *thud* or *thump*

>>1438366
But NOT REPLYING AT ALL leaves no room for saging.
Youre not thinking clearly about this.

>>1438345
To answer truthfully, they don't know themselves. There are several explanations;

1. Psychology. Something deep in their mind likes guro/torture/bad ends, but their conscious mind can't stomach the real thing. After bottling up urges for a long time, they can't enjoy looking at anything but the horrifyingly bad torture that most yukkuris get. Schoolgirl in Concrete might be horrible enough if they gave it a chance.

2. They actually think that yukkuris are adorable, but TOO adorable. Moe overload to the extreme.

3. It's sorcery/heresy/mind control. Unknown entity(could be any of a number) has enchanted the appearance of a yukkuri to slowly effect the mind of an onlooker into torturing them. Spells like that aren't impossible...

>>1438614
ok, thank you.

>>1438389
>3. It's sorcery/heresy/mind control. Unknown entity(could be any of a number) has enchanted the appearance of a yukkuri to slowly effect the mind of an onlooker into torturing them. Spells like that aren't impossible...

YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER.

So that Reimu is not really pregnant?

>>1438389
>3. It's sorcery/heresy/mind control. Unknown entity(could be any of a number) has enchanted the appearance of a yukkuri to slowly effect the mind of an onlooker into torturing them. Spells like that aren't impossible...
Don't start that shit again

>>1438378
Thank you for bringing us one post closer to our goal of 200, where we make a new thread.

>>1438389
But yukkuris are just shit. Its not even good guro. Just a face going YUU YUU. And theyre anything but moe.

>>1438395
It's supposedly happened before on a much larger scale. How do you think Hitler managed to get a grip on Germany that easily? Stalin? GWB(which didn't last forever)?

>>1438402
Thats all right, ill be there when it happens.

>>1438389
>heresy

>>1438412
Yes, really.

sage, thread hidden, reported, etc.

>>1438427
Im afraid I cant do that.

How could you!?

>>1438618
How could you!?

>>1438420
As yukkuris stand as a perfect example of, there is a big difference in-between general dislike and mass slaughter.

>>1438420
Thankfully, most would agree.

>>1438444
NO U ROLF XD!!!

>>1438444
Baby talk shit pisses me off aswell. Maybe thats why yukkuris make me rage. Either way, it goes in the e-mail field.

>>1438453
It does indeed

>>1438442
>mass slaughter

24. There's rumors of a yukkuri herd preventing the construction of a railroad (thousands of them), so two guys with a snowplow head there to investigate. The yukkuris greet them joyfully. They say they rolled down the mountain, and can't go back since they keep rolling back down. They're quite interested in the snowplow. The men invite one of them inside, put it in a glass box and start mowing down the rest. There are literal rivers of bean paste flying around. After half of them have been mowed down, the rest try to run away, but then collide with another herd of yukkuris that came down from the mountain to see what the interesting noise was. They form a mountain, and the ones in the bottom are crushed. The snowplow gan't go over the mountain, so the yukkuris on the other side relax. It then goes around. The yukkuris are stuck in the bean paste, and can't move, they can only watch. Later, back to the train station, they let out the one they took with them. It's blue, delirious with panic, and in a trance. They slap it until it wakes up, and kick it away. The plan is to make it tell the others never to go there again. A month later, the area is full of yukkuris again. Apparently, the yukkuris forget quickly. Even genocide.

>>1438448
>59 posts and 18 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
In a mere hour and a half! That's definitely a new record! jesus christ yukkuri are popular

All you have to do is email moot and expresss your concerns.

>>1438481
The last time somebody did that in response to floods of shit, /x/ was made. Do we really need a /yu/ board?

>>1438489
Not about yukkuris having their own board (/easy/?). It is about /jp/ having no moderation whatsoever.

>>1438489
No, moot and his bros are just going to start banning sagefags if he sees they're just shitting up a board. But you just have to email him and convince him about it.

>>1438489
I thought the last time that happened GM got banned, causing /jp/ to be flooded with CP

>>1438499
since when do mods care about saging?

>>1438499

Because Yukkuri isn't 'shitting up the board'..

>>1438505
moot cares about shit posting

>>1438510
>Because Yukkuri isn't 'shitting up the board'..
>/jp/

Wow, this whole fucking board is about touhou. THAT'S WHY MOOT MADE IT. THIS IS THE BOARD WHERE YOU POST VN, YUKKURI, AND OTHER MISC SHIT.

>>1438499
Just like he's doing something about /x/ and the flood of shit going on in there right now? The mods don't care about what happens in /jp/ as long as it's Japanese and doesn't have any porn in it.

The only thing we can debate here that might get something done is if yukkuris are actually guro pornography.

>>1438505
Since one person saging multiple times can shit up a thread.

>>1438514
>Wow, this whole fucking board is about touhou.
>THIS IS THE BOARD WHERE YOU POST VN
You didn't think that through, did you?

>>1438511
Is that why I keep seeing so many 'what does x think of y? it's shit/resembles feces' threads?

>>1438374

R to L
1) "Yu! It feels sorta odd around my stomach!"
"What is it? Reimu"

2) "It's probably a baby!
Reimu must be preg'nant!"
"Yu uuu!? But Marisa hasn't refreshed with Reimu even once?"

3) "It felt like something moved in my belly! There's no mistaking it! This is Reimu and Marisa's child!"
"Yu! Then from today on, Marisa's a father!"

4) "Reimu can't move because of the baby, but Marisa please get me meals in my place!"
"I got it! TO be given a healthy baby, I'll work hard at getting meals!"

5)The Next Day
"Yu! With this much, the baby can take it easy too! Thank you Marisa!"
"You don't have to worry about my share, so eat it easy for the baby too!"

6) 3 Days Later
"The baby's getting bigger! Marisa please get me more food!"
"Right! I'll work hard!"

7) 7 Days Later
"The baby's getting big easy! Give me lots lots more food!"
"Yu... I understand easy! Eat Marisa's share too!"

8) 2 Weeks Later
"Not nearly enough! Bring more mountains of food, okay!"
"It's for the baby!"
"Yu.... wait easy okay! I'll bring it right up!"

9) 3 Weeks Later
"....."
sfxL *yusa yusa* [*wave wave*, *wobble wobble* undulating sound]
"ba-by~ Be born ea-sy okay~"

10) "Reimu! Is there really a baby!?"
"This is taking it too easy!"
"What are you saying? Of course there's a baby!?"
"Here! It just moved right now!"
"If you have the energy[?] to say that, go get me food, okay!"
sfx: *ze ze* [*pant pant* or *wheeze wheeze*]

Yu, yu. One day Reimu was taking it easy in a grassy field. It was like I was resting on a cloud.
Then Mister came up carrying a shiny thing.
“Yu yu, hey Mister whatcha got there?”
“I’ll give you three guesses, but it’s something only for good yukkuris.”
“Yu, Reimu’s a good yukkuri, mister! Is it something that lets you take it easy?”
“Yes it is.”
“Yu, is it delicious?”
“No, but it can make delicious things.”
“Can it make Reimu refreshed?”
“No, and that’s three guesses. Give up? It’s a blender.”

>>1438542
Mister then smiled at me, he looked really nice and like he wanted to take it easy, yu.
“What does a blender do mister?”
“I’ll show you.”
Mister then took a delicious looking taiyaki and put it in the shiny blender. It turned into a yummy paste.
“Yu! Delicious!”
“You like what the blender makes Reimu?”
“Yeah mister, this shit’s really good.”
“Do you want to get a closer look Reimu?”
“Yeah mister, show it to me easy okay?”

>>1438536
Awesome, thank you.

>Marisa's a father
She refers to herself as a male, right? I've always wondered if they do that.

>>1438543
Mister then picked Reimu up, it felt like I was flying in the sky.
“Hey Mister, I can barely see it from here, take me closer easy!”
“Alright Reimu, I’ll make sure you get a nice close up view. I’ll make sure you can take it easy.”
Mister then carried me over the top of the shiny blender, Reimu could get a really good look-see. But then mister dropped Reimu and I fell inside, yu.
“Yu, yu. Hey Mister, you dropped me inside, I can’t take it easy like this.”
“Don’t worry Reimu, you’ll be able to take it easy forever.”
Mister then reached for a shiny switch on the blender, then my mwommie got scared and said “Yu, you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in the Hakurei shrine.”
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said “Easy’ and it had yin-yang orbs in the mirror.
If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought Nah forget it “yu, to Hakurei!”
I pulled up to the shrine around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the Cabbie “Take it easy!”
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to take it easy as the Yukkuri of the Hakurei shrine.

>>1438544
I think whichever one is not the mother is the father.

>>1438542
>One day Reimu was taking it easy in a grassy field.
> It’s a blender.
Mind explaining that one?

>>1438555
That's not what I meant; do they actually refer to themselves as male? They're technically androgynous, but are based on females.

>>1438563
It's powered by a battery, or magical blender. I just wanted to reference Mai's everyday life.

>>1438565
No, they all speak in a feminine manner (albeit with varying degrees of retardation), with the occasional Marisa speaking like the real one. All of them use watashi, though. At least, I've never seen anything else.

>>1438587
Ahaha, I remember those blood pressure measuring things. Had fun with them as a little kid. Yukkuri massages...

>>1438600
I meant specifically for 'Marisa is a father'. Do they actually call themselves the male parent, or do koyukkuri have two mommies?

>>1438608
Yes, it refers to itself as a father. That changes nothing else in its life.

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>>1438899
GJ

>>1438062
The reason I said not to put an image like that as the thread starter is because not everyone here comes for the Yukkuri torture shit. Putting a neutral image like Yukkuri artwork would be better, I dunno.

And I thought that cancer/chemo shit was for /b/ only. Kinda lame when it shows up in /jp/

The SFX on the fourth panel above Reimu needs a translation, and then my edit will be complete. Anyone wanna help out? It's the attached,

>>1439185
Page 1 has no translation.

>>1439114
He was probably from /b/ and got enraged upon seeing something he didn't like.

rape rape rape

>>1439114
I'm thinking it was just some random /b/tard trying to troll by fagging up whatever looked like it was popular around here

>>1439502
I almost shat bricks when I saw the thumbnail

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3008509

>>1439618
thank god i'm not the only one who saw it

sage for touhou

>>1439618

oh wow

>>1438544

She refers to herself as a father in this one. Sometimes they do that, other times they're both mommies. I've never seen them refer to themselves or others as a "male", though - just husband or father.

>>1439502
"Yu' he' he'!
With Marisa's braggable peni peni
Alice will only take one shot!"

>>1438894

Good edit, but the bottom speech bubble should be "No matter what the reason, This is taking it too easy!"

"Ikuranandemo Yukkuri shisugidayo!"

>>1439767
Fuck. I guess I saw "taking too" and my mind just filled in "long".

It's not really that big of a deal, is it?

>>1439839

Yes, it is.

>>1440004
It wouldn't have been a problem, except that someone already added the old one to yukkuri.shiteitte.net, and now it'll be out of order.

Oh well. Here's a fixed version. I'll just have to pay closer attention when the next part shows up.

>>1439846
No, it isn't. The meaning of the quote was preserved, it still makes sense and nobody that didn't know the exact terms would notice the difference. Japanese is not a holy language, translators do not need to bend over backwards to preserve it perfectly.

which one of you guys are posting Yukkuri in /co/?

>>1440115
6 and 8 are translated already, will post those after

>>1440120

>>1439947
And so the heresy spreads.

>>1439947
Sage it to death as fast as you can. Please don't let this spread. I don't want a second Demonophobia to turn dozens of people into gurofiends.

>>1439945

Translator here. THe joke is that she's saying "You're being too yukkuri", so I would prefer it be changed.

>>1439978

What's wrong with gurofriends?

>>>/co/6172390

>>1439945
'Taking too easy' and 'Taking too long easy' and pretty damn different.

>>1440036
The "r" is missing on purpose. I suppose you could say it's my own personal experiences with guro(which are another story) but honestly, I would rather have diaper lovers around than guro lovers.

/r/ing translation. This has a lot more text than TENMUS's usual work, and it somewhat resembles a doujin cover. Is he planning to make a doujin?
Machine translation of the text on pixiv with the picture mentioned 'stories', but it was too ambiguous to say for certain.

ある日ひとりで、うどんを食べてると一匹のちびゆっくりがやって来て…。
ゆっくりしたいけどゆっくりできない、そんな人にオススメのゆっくりほ
のぼのストーリー。

Damn you, 4chan. Damn you for what you have made me do.

Last page.
Don't care for yukkuri, but like this one since it's the only doujin I've seen that shows Cirno's true colours.
Kids are cruel as hell.

>>1438316
>I am saving /jp/ from shit by stopping it going to the top of the page and eventually leading to its overall downfall.
>Its something a portion of /jp/ wants to happen, that is why I sage. Coincidentally, its also why other people sage. Is that so hard to understand?

Unrelated to thread
Do sagefags actually still believe this?
Do they really not have the logic to realize that it takes one non-sage post to bump threads up to the top?
Have they never seen threads being spammed on a board?

Also, moot hate sagefags.

Is there a third page for the Fat Yukkureimu story yet?

>>1440161
The second page only came out today. Patience.

>Yes, it is that hard to understand, because what sage does is not bump. Coincidentally, NOT REPLYING AT ALL doesn't bump as well. Sage LITERALLY DOES NOTHING. If you sage 100 times, a single age will bring it to the front page. If you sage 200 times, well that'll put us into autosage... But then we'll just make a new thread and report you for rule violation.
>But NOT REPLYING AT ALL leaves no room for saging.

I think he was just trolling. The repeated statement about it just leading to more threads should've stopped him if he actually hated these threads.

>>1438413

1)
"I'll do an extraordinary act so leave some money okay!"
"..."

2)
"MoonAaalk!"
"Even though it'ch walking fowardj, it'ch goin byackwards! Myshterious!"
*su su su*...

3)
"Ooh, amazing amazing"
"Can you do it a bit more?"
"Yu! Okay but pay a encore fee okay!"

>>1440631

Oh my god, it IS doing the moonwalk!

>>1438413
Does this guy have other comics besides this one and "okonomiyaki"?

How I wish Yukkuri Postal was as polished as this pic.

>>1440880
As do I.

>>1440864
...
What?

in before slut jokes.

>>1440880
I want a Yukkuri Postal that's like Splinter Cell or Metal Gear Solid. Sneak around, lay traps and lure yukkuri. Alternatively, shoot your way to victory.

I also want to sneak around yukkuri mansions and rescue people/kill yukkuris like that yukkuri hunter story.

>>1441431

Sanae is a cheating slut

>>1441431
Sanae's so slutty, even the yukkuri version of her is a slut

>>1440834
She says "MoonAalk", or "MoonOooku"

>>1440073
>>1438899
What's the website that the pixely guy uploads these pics?

>>1442125

>>1438316
>I am saving /jp/ from shit by stopping it going to the top of the page and eventually leading to its overall downfall.
>stopping it going to the top
>stopping it

oh please lurk the fuck more newfag

>>1441965
Usually the yga uploader. He doesn't seem to have a pixiv or site. Same with clammbon/monochrome man

http://www.uploader.jp/home/yga/

>>1441935
It was probably meant to say moonwalk, but if I'm not mistaken there's no suitable "w" in japanese anymore.

>>1442128
She's not eating her, since she's impaled on the tree.

>>1442035
Awww... Reimu looks so cute when she's happy eating food... And I like how the old lady just eats her like it's the most natural thing.

>>1442253
Yep.

>>1442128
>old lady just eats her like it's the most natural thing
You mean it's not?

There is a 'w' in the Japanese language, just as part of a consonant-vowel pair.

'Moonwalk' would normally be ムーンウォーク, hecan even see it on wikipedia, click the Japanese page link. In hiragana it would be むーうぉーく

Here she says むーんおーく

GODDAMNIT WHY DO PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN SPEAK JAPANESE KEEP FUCKING WITH MY TRANSLATIONS

>>1442234
was a reply to
>>1442074

And I forgot an んin the hiragana 'moonwalk'.

In any case, むーんおーく
is "MoonOook" it is specifically different from the Japanese regular term for "moon walk", which sounds like "MoonWooku"

>>1442236
Then what is she eating in the 2nd to last panel? Just some of the food the reimu was eating?

>>1440237

>>1442250

because I speak english, and moonalk looks/sounds retarded... in ENGLISH

>>1442035
Right row:

1) "Yu! A tasty-looking maju is here!"
"Reimu can eat it easy!"
*hop*

2) "Mu-nch Mu-nch"
"Joy-!!" [Yes, I think this works better than 'happiness-!!']
*munch munch*
*twitch twitch*

3) "Yu!?"

4) mu-nch mu-nch

>>1442236
She's eating her just fine in the 4koma on the right.

>>1442281

It'ch shupposhed tu, SHTUPID MISHTER!

>>1442282
>"Joy-!!" [Yes, I think this works better than 'happiness-!!']
She's still saying Shiawase though, right?
And why do you think 'joy' sounds better, exactly? Both sound equally strange to just blurt out to me.

>>1442671
We're in autosage already anyways. You can give the sages a rest.

Anyone know what the deal is with this image? It showed up on one of the uploaders. I can't access any of the links at the bottom.

pfa672c.gifunt01.ap.so-net.ne.jp
p93b2f4.gifunt01.ap.so-net.ne.jp
p84a56e.gifunt01.ap.so-net.ne.jp

/jp/ - Yukkuri

>>1442286
news-aper
bed-ime
hand-ag
and moon-alk

yea... no... it's not just retarded, it doesn't make sense. It's probably fine in japanese because they don't see it as a compound word since it's just sounding out the english word.

>Yukkuri
.

>>1442801

>>1440834
Why are you throwing in your own wording for koyukkuri speech? For example, how the fuck did you get byackwarj from byackwards?