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There's a holiday or something coming up. Post monstergirls.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14401206

Anyone got the picture Monorus was finsihign last night? Did he finish?

>> No.14401212
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14401212

Welcome, effendi.

>> No.14401218

>>14401212
Those are some wack-ass tats.

>> No.14401221
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>>14401206
It's not on his tumblr or pixiv. I'm guessing he didn't finish it.

>> No.14401230

>>14401221
>That print at the bottom
I think the artist doesn't get the whole 'internet' thing.

>> No.14401238
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14401238

I want to go fishing with a Harpy!

>> No.14401240
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14401240

I got this done
ignore the "fuck" in the corner, it apparently isn't the artists day

>> No.14401241

>>14401230
He doesn't get Jabberwocks either, the original version had white skin until some kind anon changed it.

>> No.14401244

>>14401240
I won't ignore, I'll pretend the Beetle is saying it as an imperative.

>> No.14401246

>>14401240
Is that an Ara-beetle?

>> No.14401248
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>> No.14401254

>>14401248
What is this, a picture for Gazers?

>> No.14401255

>>14401246
pretty much
while I did wish he refined it a little. free art is free art so I cant really complain.

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>>14401240

>> No.14401259

>>14401254
>read the filename

>> No.14401263
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14401263

Would Baphomets try to recruit Yordles to the Sabbath?

>> No.14401264
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>>14401238
I want to go fisting with a harpy!

>> No.14401266

>>14401256
>Jiiii~
>>14401259
What is this, a guide for Gazers?

>> No.14401268

>You sail to a new continent in the MG world
>On the shores you see some sort of brown-skinned Turkey Harpy
>You pin her arms behind her back and gently push her down into the soft sand of the beach as you remove her clothes
>She doesn't fight back in the slightest, just allowing you to take her on the spot
>"Thanks. Giving you the dick is going to feel great!"

Happy Thanksgiving

>> No.14401270

>>14401241
Didn't that artist draw another Jabberwock later?

Also, didn't KC make the original schoolgirl white wock? Why would he do that?

>> No.14401271
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Reposting for the new thread

Name: Erieru (Probably Ariel)
Species: Sylph
Ruler of one of the four houses of elemental spirits, Wind. A being made of wind itself, her body has a misty and transparent appearance. "I heard she can freely manipulate the wind!"

So I guess to that Anon who asked yesterday, seems likely we'll get an ignis/salamander soon. We've got 2/4 elemental spirits. Once more I'm not sure if the wording means she herself is the ruler of wind, or that all Sylphs are. But I guess it's more likely just refering to her.

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>>14401248
here's the full-sized pic

>> No.14401274
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>>14401264
But anon, she'll lose the fish if you do that?

>> No.14401275
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14401275

so what things would you research about Monster girls?

>> No.14401282

>>14401275
Pavlovian reactions to lewd stimuli.

>> No.14401290

>>14401270
>Didn't that artist draw another Jabberwock later?
He did? Must have missed that one.

And that's just another number on the list of questionable things kc has done.

>> No.14401291

>>14401256
What is this expression trying to convey?

>> No.14401295

>>14401291
Interest, possibly confusion.

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>>14401248
>>14401272

>> No.14401302

>>14401275
I would not let that man near any monsters.

>> No.14401303
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>>14401275
How long I can last against a tribe of MG's who haven't even seen a man in 25 years.

>> No.14401306

>>14401290
Yeah, I think the one jabberwock fag commissioned it

none of the artist's other work has that little "do not post" thing, its weird

>> No.14401309

>>14401303
>Christmas Cake Tribe
Fascinating.

>> No.14401322
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>>14401302
He doesn't put himself in danger
he's got a meat shield/assistant for that.

>> No.14401324

>>14401275
>The optimal temperature for cuddle sessions with an Lich
>The maximum amount of orgasms a Baphomet can achieve while her partner is under the effects of a raging mushroom
>How many Khepri servants can a man sustain while having enough time for all of them

I know they're some tough sounding tasks and I wouldn't ask anyone to put themselves through such hellish trials. I volunteer myself to take part in these experiments.

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I wanna eat prezels, drink cheap beer and watch shitty action movies, while having post-coital cuddles with a bro-tier tomboy childhood best friend succubus, who's often mistaken for an Alp for her hobbies and lithe athletic body type!

>> No.14401330

>>14401327
Is that a dude? I actually can't tell.

>> No.14401334

>>14401330
Yes, you faggot.

>> No.14401341

>>14401330
>>14401334
It's actually pretty clearly a girl. Look where her hair reaches on her chest, you'll see the shadow and outline of her breasts.

>> No.14401347

>>14401341
Whatever. If you can get off to that, you're gay, it doesn't matter if it's actually a girl or not.

>> No.14401352

>>14401347
I see the thread has already gone to shit.

>> No.14401353

>>14401327
>>14401330
>>14401334
>>14401341
>>14401347
Let's just call it an Alp and every wins, OK?

>> No.14401357
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>>14401327
>bro-tier tomboy childhood best friend succubus
>not an Alp
This needs used more often. Especially if she finds the whole sex for food thing to be a chore that just gets in the way of her hobbies.
>Starts as a necessity, does it with you because you're her friend and she doesn't need to get involved in things like relationships that eat up time better spent on video games
>One day something happens that changes how she sees you
>You're giving her the daily dose of dick when she starts blushing and doesn't know what to do
>She stutters a bit before running off and giving a lame excuse about not feeling well that day
>Not knowing how to confess to you she pulls the ultimate dork move and gives you an RPG to play where the party members are renamed "I", "Love" and "You."
>She can't stop looking at her feet in embarrassment when you confess to her in person

>> No.14401365

>>14401322
I hope he knows that hazmat suits going to do fuck all against the monsters

>> No.14401366

>>14401353
But the relevant post was about a succubus that's mistaken for an Alp because she's a tomboy! Calling her an Alp is missing the point!

>> No.14401371

>>14401366
No! She's an Alp and that's that!

>> No.14401377

>Alps ruining the thread already
Fucking hell, man.

>> No.14401385

>>14401327
Does she also get chased by half naked guys wearing gasmasks and wielding pieces of wood like alps do?

>> No.14401391

>>14401385
>half naked guys wearing gasmasks and wielding pieces of wood
Excuse me?

>> No.14401393

>>14401366
The girl in the image looks less like a tomboy and more like some kind of punk rocker though.

>> No.14401394

>>14401377
You mean alps saving the thread!

>> No.14401402
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14401402

I want to be part of a idiot plan!
>So let me get this right.
>We catch the ryu, tie her up, then molest the fuck out of her reverse scale and run?

>> No.14401405

>>14401402
Her mind will be so blown, she won't be able to tell who did it. The perfect crime.

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>>14401393
>like some kind of punk rocker

?

Punks don't look like that, where would you ever get that idea from? Punks look more like pic related.

>> No.14401408

>>14401263
Wow, something out of LOL that actually looks nice. Are they noticeably far in redoing their stuff in HD, or just a couple of things here and there? Gotta check out.

>> No.14401413
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>>14401407
Nah, they look more like this

>> No.14401419

>>14401413
Is she in Moth-chan's band?

>> No.14401421
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14401421

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>> No.14401427

>>14401421
I'd like the plumpest tanuki you've got!

>> No.14401431

>>14401421
And that's cutting your own throat, amirite?

>> No.14401441
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>>14401408
They're just redoing old characters every so often. Tristana was the last major one and now they've updated Poppy from being an ugly midget who sounds like a fat black woman to being something cute as hell.

>> No.14401442

>>14401353
Only homos win that way

>> No.14401449

>>14401431
Oh, you should try her "More Pork Sausage In Some Buns"

>> No.14401450

>>14401442
Well I'll win that way. Alps are cute and I want to marry one!

>> No.14401451

>>14401449
Onna stick?
>>14401450
You're one of the worst people I've ever met.

>> No.14401454

>>14401451
Well I bet I'll be even worser when I tell you that I want to hug an Alp close to me and cuddle as close to her as possible! And kiss her on the lips! Just thinking about Alps makes me smile!

>> No.14401455

>>14401451
Oh, that's a good one. She'll have to secure the rights to it.

>> No.14401458
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14401458

Boxas did a really nice job

>> No.14401462

>>14401454
You're part of the reason every girl is now stinky.
>>14401455
With or without ketchup?

>> No.14401464

>>14401458
I agree.

>> No.14401466

>>14401462
Oh! But that's the thing! I'd love and marry a stinky Alp! Stinky Alps are cute!

>> No.14401467
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14401467

I want to smell a mauses house!

>> No.14401469

>>14401466
>>14401467
Oh dear god.

>> No.14401471

>>14401466
LEARN HOW PEOPLE TALK YOU FUCKING WEEABOO

>> No.14401477

>>14401421
I wouldn't trust those cruise tickets. Last time I got one, I had to work my debt off as a "masseur". I'll never buy from your store again.

>> No.14401484

>>14401462
Our meat is of a high enough quality to most assuredly not need it.
Unlike the ratty Large Mouse food stands down the road, our cuisine will never leave you heaving.
But it might just lead to thrusting.

>> No.14401492

>>14401458
She seems like the girl to tell other gazers that they can get boys, they just have to "be themselves".

>> No.14401500

Anyone got those screenshots KC released of his MGE RPG game?

>> No.14401501

>>14401458
What the hell does a Gazer's parallax look like?
She has 11 fully lensed eyes, ten of which can shift position independently of her head.

>> No.14401508

>>14401501
We can't even imagine the way she can see the world.

>> No.14401561

>>14401508
Close one eye. Realize how you see the world right then. Then open your other eye. You have two eyes open. Now comprehend how you opened both of them. Slowly imagine opening more and more eyes.

>> No.14401565

>>14401561
On stalks. With rapidly different fields of view than the ones on your face, which both share mostly the same.

>> No.14401576

>>14401565
That can also change position in ways we can barely imagine what it would look like if our heads could do so.

>> No.14401588

>>14401565
If you've ever accidentally popped your eye out of your socket you'll know what it's like

>> No.14401597

How many butts could a succubutt suck if a succubutt could suck butts?

>> No.14401603

>>14401597
17, accounting for wind resistance.

>> No.14401608

>>14401565
Meh, I don't find it at all hard to imagine.

>> No.14401609

>>14401492
>Mucus Toad overhears this
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE"

>> No.14401637

>>14401597
Anilingus? That's lewd.

>> No.14401642

I want a golem to see my penis and to malfunction, gaining emotions!
I want her first emotional act to be laughing at my tiny penis!

>> No.14401647
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>>14401642
I think I've seen you around before, wanting other girls to laugh at your dicklet.
Just cough up the dough.

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14401655

Hey guys! I'm planning on getting a final bonus picture that'll be included with all the Jabberwock Calendar images. It'll be a lewd one based off of a Holiday, but I can't decide which to choose (I'm leaning towards Christmas, but any of them are great).

So, I'll let you guys choose for me!

http://strawpoll.me/6097921

>> No.14401660

>>14401655
Valentine's Day is better than Christmas for such a girl.

>> No.14401662

>>14401655
I voted Easter for a lewd Wock in a bunny girl outfit.

Really though go with your heart, strawpoll isn't exactly reliable.

>> No.14401694

>>14401655
>3 way tie
Does this mean we get 3 wocks?

>> No.14401697

>>14401694
Christmas in the lead, boo!

>> No.14401723

>>14401697
>Not wanting some mistletoe action
go home grinch

>> No.14401727

>>14401723
>Jabberwock kissing you under the mistletoe while her mouth tentacle pulls down your pants for her

>> No.14401766
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14401766

>>14401655
Alright, looks like Christmas is the winner!

>>14401727
With mistletoe too!

>> No.14401767

I think little girls are pretty cool.

>> No.14401772

>>14401766
Okay, I guess that's okay.

>> No.14401780
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>>14401767
I wonder who could have posted this.

>> No.14401782

>>14401766
Updated shows a draw.
Christmas theme is horrendously lame.

>> No.14401790

>>14401780
Someone with inferior taste, no doubt.

>> No.14401792

>>14401780
Are you dissing little girls?
Little girls will fuck you up, pal.

>> No.14401795

>>14401782
>This breaks the Christmas Elf's heart

>> No.14401803

>>14401772
Little girls are the best, anon. All the REAL men are into little girls. You don't want to be uncool, do you?

>> No.14401842

>>14401803
then call me uncool
I'm not touching them, I prefer my tall, curvy women thank you.

>> No.14401853

>>14401240
She has a nice, fat pair of titties.

>> No.14401866

>>14401853
fat tits are the best

we need more fat tits on auntie monster girls

>> No.14401874
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>>14401866
I agree with that sentiment.

>> No.14401880

>>14401866
I think you're forgetting fat loli ass.

>> No.14401889

>>14401880
That too.

>> No.14401916
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14401916

This is a public service announcement reminding you to spray for mosquitos.

Not spraying for mosquitos only encourages them to continue being the annoying pieces of shit they are. Not spraying for mosquitos is almost always an indicator for shit taste. Don't have shit taste. Always ensure to mosquito-proof your house.

This has been a Public Service Announcement for REMOVE MOSQUITO.

>> No.14401926

>>14401916
I want an Undead Vampsquito.

>> No.14401935
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14401935

>>14401916
I want a west Nile infested mosquito

>> No.14401944

>>14401916
I want to make out with a mosquito and receive love bites from her in front of a buttmad vampire.

>> No.14401964

>>14401944
You see that tail she has?
That's your blood in there.

You only have 5L in your entire body, how much do you think that tail can hold?

>> No.14401968

>>14401916
>>14401935
Nice legs on her though.

>> No.14401973

>>14401964
It's fine! We've got mamomo nana, I'm going to become a fucking machine that is powered by demon energy and vampire tears.

>> No.14401977

>>14401973
how does that work?

>> No.14401994

>>14401977
No idea other than "It's magic".

>> No.14402016

>>14401994
OH WOAH WOAH
ITS MAGIC
YOU KNOWOWOW
NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT SO

>> No.14402035

REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth

>> No.14402044
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14402044

>>14402035
Agreed, Kikis are much better.

>> No.14402049
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14402049

>>14402035
We're working on it.

>> No.14402052

>>14402035
Shoggoths can do everything a kiki can do and more

>> No.14402055

>>14402044
superior maid here

>> No.14402060

>>14402052
>Shoggoths can do everything a kiki can do
Except not being a disgusting abomination.

>> No.14402066
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14402066

>>14402060
Shoggoths are cute.
Cute, I say.

>> No.14402069

>>14402060
You meant gooey and lovely, right?

>> No.14402071

>>14402066
>>14402069
>being wrong
It's the current year, come the fuck on.

>> No.14402081

>>14402071
>current year
Expected from somebody who can't appreciate Shoggoth.
it's the current year people, the current year

>> No.14402106

Only retards argue over which maid is superior.

Real gentlemen of patrician taste will love all maids regardless of species.

>> No.14402109

>>14402071
>>14402081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk2aSBrR6U

Jesus guys, current year, come on. Kikis are the best. Get with the times gramps.

Current year.

>> No.14402114

>>14402106
Real gentlemen will serve a misstress instead of having a maid.

>> No.14402119

>>14402114
That's the dumbest thing I've read all day.

>> No.14402124

>>14402114
M'kiki

>> No.14402126

>>14402114
The only Kiki I'd let dominate me is Janice.

>> No.14402135

>>14402126
Who said anything about kikis

>> No.14402138

>>14402135
I did just now.

>> No.14402145

>>14402119
>>14402124
It's only bad thing when you're serving a bitter old lady that sexually harasses you at work, rather then a kind but powerful mistress that sexually harasses you at work.

>> No.14402149

>>14402145
What if I like the bitter old mistresses? Cynical aunties are nice too!

>> No.14402150

>>14402145
Or maybe, and this may sound crazy, I'm not big on taking orders from women.

>> No.14402154

>>14402149
But they're fat and drink a lot, and say demeaning things about men

>> No.14402159

>>14402154
I don't mind any of those things though!

>> No.14402165

>>14402154
All the better, why you get them in bed and they start moaning it means you can just throw those nasty words back at them.

>> No.14402176

>>14402159
You say that, but you'll get tired of all the ways they mistreat you.

>>14402165
It'll still be hard for them to admit that they still want a man.

>> No.14402177

>>14402154
That sounds hot and appealing to my fetishes

Would she dress me up in a spiffy Butler outfit and molest me while she gives me chores, berating me for being distracted by her touch?

>> No.14402194

>>14402177
You want some fat aging kitsune or salamander to grab your ass as you work and call you a stupid slut like all men your age as the stench of alcohol hangs on your breath?

>> No.14402199

>>14402176
>You say that, but you'll get tired of all the ways they mistreat you.
It wouldn't be any different from my childhood, so it's fine! I'm into it!

Also at least it would be someone who'd have use for me, so I'd have purpose in life too! I don't care if it's from a mean, cold, mature plump mistress Monster Girl! I'd do my best to be a loyal butler for her and make her happy!

>>14402194
I would!

>> No.14402212

>>14402194
I assume you mean her breath but yes, I would very much enjoy that.
Especially when she passes out and I can pat her head.

>> No.14402215

>>14402199
Have you thought about seeing a yeti therapist?

>>14402212
What if the molestation gets worse?

>> No.14402222

>>14402215
Bear it with a smile and call my mistress a nice women before asking if she wants another cup of tea or some snacks.

>> No.14402223

I want to work at the butler cafe!

>> No.14402226

>>14402223
See this man? He is a slutbucket.

>> No.14402229
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14402229

Does your waifu make sure sex with her counts as exercise?

>> No.14402230

>>14402226
Truly disgusting.

>> No.14402233

>>14402226
I'm not a slut! The manager told me it's a well paid job where I can meet a lot of people!

>> No.14402238

>>14402222
What if she makes you dress in skimpy clothing? Or pushes you against wall a jerks you off?

>>14402223
Only losers go there.

>> No.14402240

>>14402233
Well at least you're not like me and dress up as a bunny for those perverted matrons.

>> No.14402242

>>14402215
I don't need to see a therapist! I just need to serve the chubby CC Mistress and hope one day she'll give me a compliment! I like being dominated, I like being degraded! I hate making decisions on my own, and I love it when people find use with me! A yeti therapist can't do that, only a Mistress can!

>> No.14402243

I blame you motherfuckers for making me associate Ron Perlman with a Lich imouto.

>> No.14402244

>>14402238
Bear it with a smile and pat her head in return.

>> No.14402250

>>14402238
>Only losers go there
>He doesn't know that the cafe is a cover for a male brothel where many rich girls go

>> No.14402251
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>>14402229
That body is 10/10, fucking unf.

>> No.14402252

>>14402244
>>14402242
Why don't you leave her and find a nice mistress? There's plenty of rich girls that just want a nice butler to help them and would treat you the way you should be.

>> No.14402255
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14402255

Speaking of Mistresses, wouldn't you want to help put lotion on your Mistress at the beach? She can't reach her back you know.

I'd help her!

>> No.14402258

>>14402255
That looks excellent.

>> No.14402259

>>14402252
Because I want to make her life a little easier, one day at a time, even if she berates me and is a bit bigger than most other girls.
Why, I'd brush her tail whenever she asked if she was a kitsune and I'd ask her to show me her moves if she was a salamander.

>> No.14402260

>>14402255
UMI DA!

>> No.14402264

>>14402255
Of course.

>> No.14402269
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14402269

>Before there was time
>Before there was anything
>There was Nothing
>And before there was Nothing
>There was You
>I have been waiting for so, so long for you
>My Master

>> No.14402273

>>14402255
>having a mistress
Yeah no.

>> No.14402274

>>14402255
I would!

>> No.14402277

>>14402250
What if some poorer girl who just wanted to have some lunch and take creepshots was disappointed in finding out the cover was a lie?

>> No.14402278

>>14402255
You know it.
I may even work a massage in as well.

>> No.14402286

>>14402277
Well the cover works, there are normal butlers too. It's just that some of them also have "extra work".

>> No.14402288
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>>14402273
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a Lord to an MG's Lady

>> No.14402293

>>14402288
That looks like a Phase 3. Suspicious.

>> No.14402295

>>14402293
Are you telling me that you wouldn't do your duties and help your pudgy stage 2 mistress attain stage 3?

>> No.14402296

>>14402286
Would there be a "Specials" menu that lists the butler and services that provide along with prices?

>> No.14402298

>>14402295
If I ever end up in the clutches of some stinky Alp, I'll try to escape to the best of my ability and seek refuge among the pallies.

>> No.14402299
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>>14402293
That's a Lilim, alpfag.

>> No.14402301

>>14402296
You need to know the correct phrase and the Oni security will show you the way to the brothel.

>> No.14402303
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>>14402299

>> No.14402306

>>14402293
There are no phases to being an Alp you mongoloid.

>> No.14402309

>>14402288
What part of "no" do you need help with?

>> No.14402312

>>14402306
Sure there are. Three of them, in fact. Thus sayeth the Great Queen Spider.

>> No.14402318

>>14402299
What if anon is right, all MGs are actually well disguised alps! They'll have me killed for uncovering the truth, quickly now spread what I've learned to the rest of the sheep before mmrph--

>> No.14402321
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>>14402309
>>14402312
Once you're an Alp, there is no "Stage 1 thru 3" bullshit that the threadcanon panders to. You're an Alp.

The only difference is that over time they become less tomboyish and more demure, which has less to do with them going through stages and more of them letting their hearts being swallowed by the joy of being creampied like Ms. American Pie.

>> No.14402324

>>14402301
So they say the phrase, get led into the brothel and get handed a menu listing all the workers and the prices for each action and extras like him not using a condom or adding in bondage?

>> No.14402325

>>14402318
>this entire post
Alpfags proving once more why everyone hates them.

>> No.14402331

>>14402324
Exactly. They also have a home service for their most loyal customers. Although they have problems with this service from time to time when they refuse to let the guy go

>> No.14402334

>>14402321
>On todays No Shit Sherlock: Things everybody already knows, but you still decided to tell us anyway

>> No.14402335

>>14402255
Just her back? But I want to put it on her front too.

>> No.14402337

>>14402331
Couldn't security just make her give him up?

>> No.14402343

>>14402337
Hell hath no fury.

>> No.14402348

>>14402343
I'm sure a team of oni should have no problem getting a worker back.

>> No.14402349

>>14402337
It's more complicate than that because you want her to continue using your services, understand that these are the big customers, like that Tanuki who owns an entire oil company or the Wight whose family is richer than anyone else.

>> No.14402351

>>14402349
But they would have no reason to use the brothel when they can have a much sex as they want at home for free.

>> No.14402356

>>14402351
It's just not the same.

>> No.14402357

>>14402349
I want to nibble the ears of a tiny, tubby, and tired tanuki in exchange for monetary compensation.

>> No.14402363

>>14402351
You can make coffee yourself but it's not the same as sitting at a cafe.

>> No.14402373

>>14402269
...Why?

>> No.14402375

>>14402215
That yeti therapist can't keep her paws to herself, healing hugs are fine to make the bad feelings go away but soon she's struggling and failing miserably to undo your pants with her meaty paws

>> No.14402381

>>14402375
Question about Yetis!
Do they smell like yaks?

>> No.14402385

>>14402381
They smell like soft pine, hot cocoa, and freshly fallen snow on a cold day

Not like those dirty Samsquanch girls

>> No.14402390

>>14402385
We have tons of those where I live and they actually smell like pine and fresh dirt.

>> No.14402392
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14402392

>no loyal wan wan to cuddle with

life is pain

>> No.14402397

>>14402392
Fuck off.

>> No.14402404
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>>14402392
>Not wanting the superior version
I want a threesome with a de-furried Cu Sith and her Kobold cousin.

>> No.14402411

>>14402397
nice meme

>> No.14402418

Tio snu snu

http://i.imgur.com/JnfDvxY.jpg

>> No.14402421
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14402421

>you will never take a bath with your waifu

kill me

>> No.14402422

>>14402411
spotted the furfag.
>>>/b/

>> No.14402434 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.14402437

>>14402418
I want.

>> No.14402438

>>14402418
She's a cute girl.

>> No.14402440

>>14402434
What a perverted fox

>> No.14402446

>>14402421
SOMETHING CAN BE ARRANGED.

>> No.14402449
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>> No.14402451

>>14402440
Well a boy did say he did send her a photo if she sent him hers.

>> No.14402452

>>14402449
So lazy. Tsk, tsk.

>> No.14402454
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>>14402434
>Come home early from work and to go change your clothes
>See your Kitsune waifu posing like this
>She screams and covers herself up
>It turns out she was going to send a picture to you because she was getting lonely
>When you ask why she screamed if she was going to send the picture anyway she says she wasn't mentally prepared for it
On a scale of one to heartboner, how cute is she?

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>>14402446
Bury me with my pit and you can have the rest of my stuff

I live at ____________________________________________________________

>> No.14402458
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SO MUCH GAZER LATELY MY DICK IS DIAMONDSSSS

>> No.14402461
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14402461

Any else /mechagirls/ here?

>> No.14402462
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>>14402457
Our operative will be with you shortly.

>> No.14402472

>>14402461
Whenever Kentucky Fried Chicken gives us Automatons.

>> No.14402475
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>>14402461
Not really

>> No.14402478

>>14402461
Drossel is love. Her design from the first season was better though.

>> No.14402482

>>14402312
>>14402321
the only real 'stage' to Alping is accepting that "you're a monstergirl now for the rest of your life, and this happened because of your own desires"
embracing femininity or not solely depends on the individual and is not related to how many times said Alp got the dick

>> No.14402483

>>14402462
Fox. This is a special job given to us by a private client, who wants us to eliminate just one target. And get this: he's the target. It's an assisted suicide type of deal, going out in a blaze of glory and all that.
One more thing Fox. The target has a number of dakis with pictures of his waifu on them, and he wants to be buried with them, so make sure not to damage those. Harming even one will mean that the mission was a failure.
Good luck Fox.

>> No.14402487

>>14402449
Poor girl. Always working herself to the bone.
This is why you've gotta get strong if you're dating a Ryu. Not for sexual purposes, but so you can princess carry her to bed when she passes out from overworking herself.

>> No.14402499

>>14402269
I just wanted someone who takes cares of domestic chores and watches my every move with dozens of unblinking golden eyes.

>> No.14402519 [SPOILER] 
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>>14402499
Is that so?

>> No.14402530
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14402530

>they still haven't caught her
Are the police just ignoring this criminal now? 15 huggings in this city in the last month, and four of the victims were kissed on the cheek, but the police aren't saying anything.
I'm not going out until she's caught.

>> No.14402533

>>14402530
That's right, stay indoors. Less witnesses that way.

>> No.14402538
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>>14402530
My waifu got me yeti mace because she was worried about me

but i'm afraid it won't be enough

>> No.14402543

>>14402530
What happened to our streets? They used to be full of rapists and flashers, now the huggers have taken over. It's no longer safe for men to be out alone.

>> No.14402545

http://i.imgur.com/BHvIYlZ.jpg
Why are brown girls and muscles a match made in heaven?

>> No.14402547

>>14402545
Nice desu nee~

>> No.14402549

>>14402538
Don't worry, if you have a wife she won't hug you.

She'll hug both of you. She's even making random strangers hug, the fiend!

>> No.14402550

>>14402530
Guys what if the serial huggings aren't all by one person and we've mistaken, what if it's a criminal gang of Yetis who participate in organized hug crime?

>> No.14402553

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIZ6Crl1OcM

I want to be taken to the physical barrier between time and space, if only to fuck Cthulhu!

>> No.14402555
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>>14402545
They just are.

>> No.14402556

>>14402545
Bronze goddesses they be.

>> No.14402558

>>14402550
#notallyetis

>> No.14402564

>>14402555
Aw is she insecure about her small horns?

>> No.14402574

Alrighty then! You've been given the honor of being the head of an expeditionary force of ten that's setting out into the wilderness to start up a new colony! Who do you bring with you, and what tasks do you assign to them?

>> No.14402575
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>>14402555
I'll take the one on the left.

>> No.14402583

>>14402575
She will take you in bed

Fair deal

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>>14402519
Puck is best fairy

>> No.14402593

>>14402555
>>14402575
I'll take the Salamander MILF instead. Where is she?

If she's not available, than the Penguin MILF.

>> No.14402597
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>>14402583
Wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.14402621

>>14402574
10 amazons

I'm the househusband and used for breeding, they do the rest.

>> No.14402630

>>14402574
6 Dwarves of course, we shall build the mightiest Fortress known to the world.
Strike the earth!

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>>14402549
>yeti sneaks into a young married couples house
>The husband comes to tied up on a chair sitting across the table from his waifu who's also tied up but unconscious
>He struggles to break his bonds
>The yeti in dark corner notices he's awake
>She emerges from the shadows with a wide cheerful grin
>"I see you're awake Mr. Anon, you sure are a deep sleeper"
>"W-who are you? why are you doing this to us?" he stammers out
>they yeti's grin turns into a confused frown
>Why? to bring more love and happiness into your marriage of course. Such a sad relationship, nothing but whips and femdom, where's the tenderness? Where's the CUDDLEDOM
>At the last word her grin returned and she moved over to his wife to wake her
>Her eyes flutter open and her face grows concerned as she feels the ropes and sees her husbands own worried face
>Before she can say or so anything, the yeti quickly embraces her
>Softness and tenderness enveloping all of her senses, she quickly gives up control and goes limp from the pleasure of being loved that strongly
>After she knows the wife has succumbed completely, the yeti stands up and slowly moves over to the husband
>Every step she takes, her warm smile grows wider, and the husbands expression grows more panicked
>She finally reaches him and slowly wraps her arms around him, blowing into his ear and telling him that it's all right, and that he's safe
>Tears come to his eyes, he doesn't know why, but this sense of ultimate comfort and safety is making him cry
>His tense body starts to calm down as her warmth works it's way into his soul
>His mind goes blank as his body is overcome by waves of comfort, safety, and happiness
>Intense primal levels of it that where only possible when he was a baby and his mother was holding him tight
>The world could be burning around them right now, but he knew that the yeti would keep him safe
>Satisfied he was ready, The yeti let him go and got up to untie him and his wife
>She carried them both over to their bed, propping them up so they could both have a clear view of her
>And then she clapped her hands and said "on to lesson two"

>> No.14402637

>>14402632
W-what's lesson 2?

>> No.14402648

>>14402637
threesome cuddle sex

>> No.14402649

>>14398072
Sauce please?

>>14400130
what the fuck

>> No.14402654

>>14402255
amazing

>> No.14402669

>>14402649
>Sauce please?
[Horitomo] Harpy no Manabiya ~Kashimashi Class~ | Harpy School ~Noisy Class~

>> No.14402675

>>14402632
What if I already spend most of my free time cuddling my kitsune waifu? Will I at least be safe then?

>> No.14402687

>>14402669
thanks anon

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>>14402675
>most
no
you could still work cuddle time in

>> No.14402695

>>14402648
That fiend!

>> No.14402697

>>14402692
Can't be helped those fluffy tails don't brush themselves.

>> No.14402715
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Dark Titanias are an improvement [Y/N]?

>> No.14402720

>>14402715
I like their childish personalities though, I don't want them to be dark and cynical and bitter.

It'd hurt to see such a happy, pure, and kindhearted girl turn sour.

>> No.14402723

>>14402715
As good as Titanias I would say. I like both.

>> No.14402728

>>14402669
Thank you.

>> No.14402729
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What is the best bigamy combo and why is it Titania and Demon?

>> No.14402732

>>14402637
702 pressure points for knocking someone out

>> No.14402735

>>14402066
I'd love this picture if not for whatever the fuck is going on with the disembodied dick-thing she's holding to her chest..

also, seamonkeys in captcha. havent seen that one before

>> No.14402740

>>14402735
It's a "tentacle idol"

>> No.14402745

>>14402740
That brings an odd thought. Who would win in a wrestling match? Shoggoth or Tentacle? Or maybe the boy stuck in the tentacle ball with them?

>> No.14402747

>>14402729
I want to sandwich my face between those four tits and become bacon.

>> No.14402751

>>14402729
>Bigamy
>Not happy loving Monogamy with you and your waifu

>> No.14402758

>>14402740

please let there be an alternate version without it

>> No.14402764

>>14402758
I don't think barb did another version

>> No.14402767

>>14402751
I've always supported monogamy anon, truly I have...

But after seeing the Turbines, I've gotta say. Harem in Space lookin' mighty appealing.

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>>14402729
Jinko and Hellhound, being the strongest cat and dog types they would likely be really competitive.

Just imagining them giving double Paizuri when the Jinko has a serious look on her face and the Hellhound is being smug makes me diamonds.

>> No.14402773

>>14402771
I like the way this man thinks.

>> No.14402781

>>14402751
Bigamy is as fine as monogamy. When is more than two girls and becomes a harem then is shit.

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>>14402649
and thank you for asking for sauce

>> No.14402786
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14402786

I want to bump into a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in her paws, walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

>> No.14402791

>>14402786
I bet her hair would be perfect too.

>> No.14402793

>>14402729
Shoggoth and Queen Slime

>> No.14402799

>>14402771
This man gets it.

>> No.14402800

>>14402729
Hinezumi and Jinko.

>> No.14402802

>>14402558
#yetilivesmatter

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>>14402729
You're only half right.

>> No.14402805

>>14402729
No silly, it's a Hellhound and another Hellhound!

>> No.14402808

>>14402771
What about their onee-sans? The Jinko with cute little saber-teeth, and a three-headed Hellhound? Both bigger than their little sisters?

>> No.14402811

>>14402558
>>14402802
#INeedYetisBecause

>> No.14402816

>>14402729
Anubis and Dragon. Best fluff and best scale, perfect balance. I guess you could substitute Anubis for Yeti if she's more to your preference...

>> No.14402835
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>>14402816
They would butt heads a lot.

Would you be able to keep the peace?

>> No.14402841

>>14402835
Just leave them alone in a bedroom at sunset, they'll work out their differences

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>>14402816
>>14402835
Good taste, gents.

>> No.14402847

>>14402808
>Implying Sabertooth Jinkos and Cerberus exist

>> No.14402852

>>14402835
Where's the nightmare?

>> No.14402853
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>>14402773
>>14402799
They could also compete with other things.
>The Jinko is better at handjobs because the Hellhound is impatient and just wants it inside her
>The Hellhound is more confident when it comes to kissing and always makes cat tongue jokes when the Jinko does it
>Jinko will make you breakfast in bed while the Hellhound will have you for breakfast in bed
>They're always wrestling to decide who gets to the door first to welcome you home, it's a common sight to open it and see them on top of each other and looking up at you
>>14402808
They come to visit occasionally although they're both married. They still give their daughters lewd ideas to try.

>> No.14402854

>>14402847
I want an extra fluffy, feral Jinko with saber-teeth and nothing will change that.

They'd date back to when cavemen had to deal with prehistoric Monster Girls.

>> No.14402856

>>14402835
It would be an interesting challenge for one's mediation skills. A challenge I'd welcome!

>> No.14402862

>>14402852
Being "Ridden" by either a Dark Angel or a Lich, depending on where you look. Straight into some "Poor" (Read: Lucky) sap's house.

>> No.14402863

>>14402853
>They're always wrestling to decide who gets to the door first to welcome you home, it's a common sight to open it and see them on top of each other and looking up at you
Adorable.

>> No.14402873

>>14402853
This setup wouldn't be very good for my heart.
They're so damn cute.

>> No.14402885

>>14402873
Missing

>> No.14402892

I want to pinch my Kobold daughteru's nipples during her bedtime bellyrub!

>> No.14402895
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You will never have an impressive 32 different Monster Girls as suitors.

They will never agree to settle things in a tournament-style fight.

32 Monster Girls fighting for your love, and only one can win the right to princess carry you to a durable bed.

>> No.14402903

>>14402895
And the ushi oni that crashes the party in the final match to try and claim you for herself.

>> No.14402904

>>14402895
31 broken hearts just doesn't sound worth it, even if I find the fact they're fighting each other to the death appealing.

>> No.14402906

>>14402835
I've had the idea for an anubis and dragon threesome story in my head for a while.
Every time I rewrite it in my mind, it invariably begins with the main character opening the door to find his home in shambles, the anubis and dragon arguing and throwing both magical bolts and fire at each other from behind furniture.

>> No.14402907

>>14402904
Love is a battlefield

>> No.14402913

>>14402863
>>14402873
Big girls being cute is a weakness of mine. At least I've always imagined Hellhounds being a similar size to Jinkos.

>> No.14402922

>>14402811
#INeedYetisBecause no Yeti should spend a winter unhugged

#INeedYetisBecause a Yuki-Onna froze my house over and my teeth are chattering

>> No.14402929

>>14402903
>The chameleon lizardgirl that attacks the one competitor when she's on a streak to catch her off guard.

>> No.14402931

>just spent hours sorting my jumbled mess of a monstergirl thread into proper folders
>7000 images
I have seen so, so many monstergirls today. But at least I can now find the pictures I want.

>> No.14402933

>>14402913
Would you be able to get them to stop arguing with headpats though?

>>14402922
My room is 62-65 degrees right now, and the rest of the house is 72.
Am I being bullied by a Yuki-Onna?

>> No.14402937

>>14402931
gib torrent

i am to lazy to organize mine and i only have like 300 anyway

come on be a hero anon

be what we need you to be

>> No.14402938

>>14402933
Damn Delinquint Yukis

>> No.14402943

>>14402931
...folder, not thread.
I should sleep.

>> No.14402961

>>14402931
As someone with a similar amount of images and autistic levels of organization, the thought of that terrifies me.
>>14402933
>Would you be able to get them to stop arguing with headpats though?
Head pats, offers of their favourite meals or other bribes would all work wonders. Until another argument pops up.

They'd probably be pretty good friends who just argue a lot. They probably go clothes shopping a lot together too and compete to see who can find the outfit you'd like the most.

>> No.14402962

>>14402933
oh boy yuki onna bullies because you rejected her imouto.

that sounds utterly horrifying.

>yeti skips you when giving out morning hugs anymore
>beaver eats through your chair making you crack it when you sit on it.
>wendigo steals your coats
>dire wolf makes you trip
>verbally harassed by goose

>nobody messes with yuki onna's imouto

such is life being a beta in canada MGH
in 2020 the sequel you have all been waiting for.
VENGEANCE
a christmas special

>> No.14402967

>>14402962
That goose girl yells at everyone, she's an asshole because she knows the Canadian government protects her!

>> No.14402985

>>14401441
I saw this character and looked it up but nowhere does it speak about the ind of strength a midget like that would need to throw around a hammer that proportionately large.

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>>14402933

>> No.14403002

>>14402729
>Waifuing a kekquean
nah

>> No.14403003

>>14403002
this

>> No.14403005

>>14403002
>kekquean
Oh god. I can't tell if I typed kek or kek anymore. The filters and breaking my brain.

>> No.14403016

>>14403005
Here he is, gentlemen. The first man to get mindbroken by an internet image board.
Get one of the drawfags to make the doujin and get ready to fap.

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>>14402985
It's a magic hammer, she hasn't got to explain shit.

On that note, which yordle would you head pat?

>> No.14403026

>>14403017
Tristana. Genki Yordle a best

>> No.14403028

>>14403017
None of them.

>> No.14403033

>>14403002
Wat

>> No.14403039
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>Heart pupils
Barbariank is on a roll.

>> No.14403041

>>14402729
Shoggoth and Kikimora

Two maids completely DEVOTED to fulfilling your every need. Why have them at each others throats when they could double team you and take you at the same time?

>> No.14403049

>>14403039
Why yes, I would.

>> No.14403055

>>14403039
>Heart pupils
Here I am trying not to fap so often
And then they pull a 20 hit combo

>> No.14403061

>>14403039
Hot damn those thighs.
And to this day, I still wonder how I managed to ever get two commission-tier deliveries on /v/.

>> No.14403070

>>14402985
Poppy lifts weight and is both a Blacksmith as well as a Soldier along with being an Ambassador for Yordles to Demacia.

Sorry, that's what she used to do before Riot re-releases her with some kind of flimsy...magic hammer...looking to give to some other person hero...quest. Yeah.

Now she's questing with a giant magic hammer to give to the appropriate hero now because reasons.

Is there a name when a company takes original decent lore then turns it into 1-2 sentence trash? I mean it's a retcon but a really bad one. Maybe call it a rekcon?

>> No.14403076

>>14403033
Kekqueans, women who get off on seeing their man with another woman. Great for one night stands and threesomes, not so much waifu material. And yet, an anon who enjoys his waifu with another man would get rightfully shat upon. Kinda wish people would address the thread's hypocrisy more often.

>> No.14403078

>>14403070
It's called Lucas syndrome.

>> No.14403080

>>14403076
Literally which one of those is even close to that?

>> No.14403083

>>14403076
So now are you going to spam your shit every time somebody talks about bigamy or harems? Fuck off

>> No.14403089

>>14403083
No?

>> No.14403094

>>14403076
It's only good when the girl doesn't want her lover to be stolen away or raped.

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The next door neighbor's dog daughteru won't stop peeking over the fence and waving to try to get my attention, i just want to be left alone. What can i do?

>> No.14403153

>>14403148
You need to distract her, throw a ball or stick over the fence for her to play with. She's probably just bored.

>> No.14403164

>>14403148
I'm still waiting for Snibako to draw those two girls

I want my Paladin, and all four girls in a group shot together

>> No.14403186 [DELETED] 

>>14402854
Yeah well nobody in their right mind would write about one because she's not thread approved. So there.

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>>14403017

>> No.14403260

Slow day today.

>> No.14403263

>>14403260
I want the writefags back.

>> No.14403271

>>14403263
I don't.

>> No.14403273

>>14403263
been mostly busy and stuck trying to write something that isn't green text

>> No.14403274

>>14403263
no, anon, you must become the writefags

>> No.14403279

>>14403260
Thanksgiving is tomorrow. Most people are with their families and not posting here like they should.

>> No.14403284

>>14403242
Tristana's ass is unfair.
>>14403260
It's mid week and KC gave us no content, not even an update on his doujin so things being slow is expected.
A shitstorm about yuri or writefag drama would probably get us some activity but lets not go there.

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>>14403271
why?

>> No.14403287

>>14403263
I'll be back once Kancolle sees fit to release me from the depths of hell. It's not even the good hell either, there are no Hellhounds here.

>> No.14403290

>>14403263
We don't have any more writefags, who do we have?

>> No.14403291

>>14403279
>Most people are with their families
Or stuffing their harpy.

>> No.14403292

>>14401295
>>14401291
I'd say dissapointment
The way she looks down with a sort of glassy look. She knows she messed up and is expecting her world to collapse.

>> No.14403296

>>14403286
A lot of them have questionable taste and most of them are jerks too.

>> No.14403298

>>14403279
Ah, I'm not American so I always forget about Thanksgiving being a thing this time of year.

>> No.14403299

Any militaryfags around? All this talk about writefags reminded me that most military-styled MG stories are shit because apparently no writefags have any idea how the military works.

>> No.14403300

>>14403287
What kind of hell? Graf not dropping or those PTs giving you nightmares? Either way I'm done with all of that and leveling the glorious german carrier, even if he stats are awful.

>> No.14403304

>>14403300
I haven't even gotten to Graf yet, I'm still stuck on Prinz. My resources are almost gone too.

>> No.14403306

>>14403299
Peterdnzl was in the Navy iirc, but not one of the grunts. He was a fucking boiler duck or some shit.

>>14403263
I'd love to come back and write for you Anon, but then I remembered how much you people don't really care for what I write so between that and leaves needing to be raked/mowed on I don't see the point.

>> No.14403311

>>14403299
How about Spider and the Fly? The writer was in the navy so I'm guessing the military content should be fairly accurate.
>He will never write that spin off...

>> No.14403317

>>14403263
I have something I'm working on at the moment, but if it suddenly turns to shit I'm keeping it to myself like the last thing I tried.

>> No.14403324

>>14403300
>Awful stats
As she should be, Graf Zepplin wasn't even going to be a great carrier compared to what the Brits and Americans had.

>>14403300
I don't play boatsluts, but shouldn't PT boats get absolutely destroyed by, well, Destroyers? It's literally why they were invented after all.

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>>14403304
You poor sod, have a cute Re for motivation.

>> No.14403328

>>14403311
I actually haven't checked that out, but as an Army guy I'm obligated to say:
>Navy

>> No.14403329

>>14403326
Thanks anon. I fear the day Re rears her head in an event.

>> No.14403333

>>14403326
Abyssals have no reason to be so cute.

>> No.14403334

>>14403324
Yeah her stats being awful make total sense so I'm not complaining there. I'm mostly leveling ships for their designs or personality these days anyway since I have all the OP stuff out the way.
As for PTs, destroyers do indeed wreck them.
>>14403329
Don't be scared of Re, she only wants to say hello.
>I fear the day Re rears her head in an event.

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>>14403326
Re looks so much like Lich.
Its like a Lich fucked up her phylactery and now she's batshit insane and thinks she's a boat.

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>>14403334
But Re is a bully anon! She doesn't know how to say hello correctly, so she just ends up really hurting my shipgirls! Re needs corrective therapy.

>> No.14403347

>>14403298
It's very American. We eat food, clap, drink shitty beer, clap, shoot minorities, and clap.

>> No.14403354

>>14403346
She just needs love.

>> No.14403362

>>14403354
She can have that if she ever stops being so mean. Or if she joins my fleet.

>> No.14403365

>>14403328
It's good. Better then the other army stories we have.

>> No.14403369

>>14403328
As the son of a Marine I'm obligated to say:
>ARMY Aren't Ready For The Marines Yet

>> No.14403372

>>14403334
Yeah, I've heard some people complaining about PT boats, but they should only pose a threat to inadequately screened/escorted capital ships. So, speaking from a historical perspective, just don't be a retarded how fails to provided adequate escort for your capitals ships.

Once again I have no fucking clue how any of this works in boatsluts though.

>> No.14403387

>>14403365
I should hope so, because most army stories are basically based off CODshit and Battlefield.
>X is our Squad Sniper
>Y is our Squad Heavy Gunner
>Z is our Squad Engineer and Demo Specialist
>Oh, and we also call our Sgt "Sir"

Destroys all immersion and suspension of belief every time.

>>14403369
>MARINE
>Muscles Required Intelligence Not Essential

>> No.14403391

>>14403372
Retardedly high evasion and can only be killed with guns nobody ever uses. Even after a hotfix to nerf their evasion they're still crazy hard to hit.

>> No.14403393

>>14403387
Love you too Anon <3

Seriously though, the only people I can't take seriously are Air Force and their goddamned HVAC tents with air conditioning while Army and Marines are going spartan

>> No.14403399

>>14403387
There is a bit of that, as some monstergirls join the humans and the each get training in areas the excel that. For example, there's a Minotaur that uses a minigun.

>> No.14403400

>>14403391
Sounds kinda dumb. Destroyers, Light Cruisers, and Carrier Aircraft should be able to BTFO PT boats any day.

>> No.14403401

>>14402785
Oh my god, she's beautiful.

>> No.14403402

>>14403263
I'm planning something but I don't want to set anything in stone yet. Besides the snow leopard as one of the MCs.

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>>14401240
>>14401256

>> No.14403423

>>14403412
ha

>> No.14403427

>>14403345
>Its like a Lich fucked up her phylactery and now she's batshit insane and thinks she's a boat.
You know what this calls for? A lich in a swimsuit.

>> No.14403430

>>14403412
I wish there was more detail in that pic
>you will never have a busty, long hiared soldier beetle as a wife and gaurd

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granted it doesn't have the hair snakes, but still

>> No.14403471

>>14403439
It's alright.

>> No.14403475

>tfw no loli MG to have naked cuddles with
Suffering.

>> No.14403476

>>14403439
Nice.

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>>14403326
Which is better? Regular Re or Lamia Re?

>> No.14403486

>>14403477
This is way better.

>> No.14403492

>>14403477
>Lamia Re
I want to be coiled around by her and have my face buried in those boat tits.

>> No.14403493

>>14403477
Lamia.

>> No.14403501

>>14403492
But she's eviiiiiillllllllll!

>> No.14403519

>>14403501
Evil girls are best girls

>> No.14403523

>>14403519
She's an enemy of all mankind!

>> No.14403526

>>14403501
This only increases my desire.

I want her to stroke my hair while wrapping around me and tell me I mean the world to her. At the same time as plotting the horrible, evil things she's going to do later that week.

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>>14403523
Not really.

>> No.14403537

>>14403526
What if she come home caked in the blood of innocents?

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>>14403526
>I want her to stroke my hair while wrapping around me and tell me I mean the world to her. At the same time as plotting the horrible, evil things she's going to do later that week.
This. This guy knows his shit.

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14403553

Out in the wilderness there are many different threats, towering Bear Girls, caves full of Werebats, Kakuen jungles and more.

What survival tips would you give someone to help protect them against any wild Monster Girls they might encounter?

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>>14403523
If the enemies of mankind are this cute then it looks like I'm a traitor.

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>>14403530

>> No.14403569

>>14403537
Then I offer to help her wash it off as an excuse to get a good grope in.

After we've got that out of the way she can cook dinner in a naked apron and hum happily while remembering those desperate screams. I'm probably on my way to being called a traitor here, to be fair I'd deserve it.

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>>14403562

>> No.14403572

>>14403537
You bathe her, give her a massage and then cuddle with her while watching a movie.

>> No.14403575

>>14403569
You're fine, this is full of traitors I'm another one

Also
>Not being you the one cooking dinner in a naked apron

>> No.14403581

>>14403575
But I love the idea of a horrifically evil monster having a cute side at home. She'd still be the dom in bed though.

>> No.14403587

>>14403581
Alright, it's just that I thought she could be tired after killing people and such, you know. So this is a good way to let her rest.

>> No.14403592

>>14403569
>>14403572
So she goes out guting men and women, having her friends and underlings take advantage of men even if they have lovers, and cracking baby skulls on end tables, and you spread your legs for her?

>> No.14403619

Who the hell let the boatsluts in again? They have their own thread.

>> No.14403625

>>14403619
I did.

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>>14403619
While I'm aware they have their own thread, consider this:
seaport hime

>> No.14403639

>>14403625
>>14403634
Leave, and take your nip ships with you.

>> No.14403640

>>14403634
I want to fuck Seaport Hime.

>> No.14403643
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>>14403634
Seaport's so cute

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>>14403634
Yes

>> No.14403653

>>14403643
That's fucking hilarious.

>> No.14403657

>>14403640
No, no you don't.
http://a.pomf.cat/vikqjq.jpg

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I'm gonna put a Free Hugs sign on a Wendigo and set her loose in the city

>> No.14403661

>>14403634
You know, I wouldn't even care if you boat fuckers didn't waste images everytime you show up.

>> No.14403664

>>14403657
Yes I do.

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I wanna sniff polts ass

>> No.14403670

>>14403553
Bring a jar filled with your waifu's vaginal juices, and spray it on your skin periodically.

>> No.14403672

>>14403666
Satan is a furfag confirmed.

>> No.14403674

>>14403661
You are a bad person.

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>>14403634
Seaport hime is cute. CUTE!

>> No.14403678

>>14403592
Yes?

>> No.14403679

>>14403672
He's got a goat for a head and supports beastiality, what do you expect

>> No.14403680

The Wurm Channel - All Wurms, all the time.

>> No.14403684

>>14403678
You're evil.

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>>14403634
Leave, and take your inferior Abyssal with you.

>> No.14403701

>>14403674
Maybe, but am I wrong?

>> No.14403703

>>14403692
All Abyssals are good.

>> No.14403716

>>14403692
It's too bad that Seaport Hime, Re, and Wo get all the attention. I like them all but I wish the other Abyssal could get some more love. If they ever make the Abyssal playable I'm sure their fan art will skyrocket.

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>>14403692
No, you're inferior for thinking any abyssals are bad.
>>14403703
Yes

>> No.14403719

>>14403692
>Seaport Hime
>Inferior
You looking for a fight m8?

>> No.14403720

Stop wasting images on boats

>> No.14403724

>>14403684
Am I? I'm just being a good lover.

>> No.14403735 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.14403738

>>14403724
You're a spineless slut that'd do anything for affection, even if it hurts other people.

You sell fish.

>> No.14403741

No Sabertooth Jinkos allowed

>> No.14403749

>>14403724
You support an evil woman. Shame on you.

>> No.14403750

>>14403741
Says who?

>> No.14403752

>>14403738
I would do anything for HER attention. Don't think I'm just some slut. I'm her slut.

>> No.14403759

>>14403735
I-I'm sorry, I thought this was the men's changing room!

>> No.14403766

>>14403701
Oops, sorry. I meant to reply to >>14403660

>> No.14403769

>>14403766
Hm, that makes a little more sense.

So I am both right and righteous. Feels good.

>> No.14403770

>>14403752
YOU SELL FISH.

>> No.14403787

>>14403766
Everyone sees her free hugs sign but no one can catch her to give her a hug, it's the perfect plan

>> No.14403792

>>14403519
The best part about evil girls is when you secretly, and often accidentally, try to stop her evil plans and save others. Just simple things like casually mentioning the town she was planning to destroy makes that wine you both really liked on your anniversary.

You also get the benefit no longer having to worry about anyone fucking with you anymore, except those pesky moralfags and hero's who keep breaking into your house.

>> No.14403797

>>14403787
But the poor thing would be confused and terrified!

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14403806

>tfw no One-eyed Monk Homestay who tries to convert you, and does things put corn flakes in your mattress so you can't masturbate without her knowing.

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>>14403792
>moralfag
Somebody said the magic word!

>> No.14403811
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>Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

>> No.14403819

>>14403811
No, no more cat biscuits until dinner.

>> No.14403820

>>14403792
2edgy4morals, are we?

>> No.14403822

>>14403808
Oh wow that's pathetic.

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>>14403660

>> No.14403871

>>14403868
What a cute little rascal.

>> No.14403913

>>14403868
She's fast!

>> No.14403934

>KC only made chibi badges for about eight of the girls
My autism does not like this.

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>>14403868
I'M GONNA STUFF THAT TURKEY!

>> No.14403940

>>14403934
>>KC only made chibi badges for about eight of the girls
?

>> No.14403949

>>14403750
Anybody with taste/Fags who know writers never deliver

>> No.14403962

>>14402255
God look at those delicious Wocks

The subtle detail on them, how soft they look

Big, but not goofishly big, and squishy

And that subtle sweat

Gorgeous

>> No.14403968

>>14403868
Great job dude, always fun seeing those

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>>14403940
KC made some chibi style badges a while back for a few of the girls. You can find them on the wiki under the artwork for a few of them.
I was using them as images for my MG subfolders, it works well - too bad half of them don't have badges so I can't do it for all of them. It just kills my autism

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>>14403868
I WILL BECOME ONE WITH THE SPEED FORCE AND STUFF THAT TURKEY SO PROFOUNDLY THAT IT'LL SOLVE WORLD HUNGER

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Why are elins so slutty?

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>>14403993
Gotta be perfect to breed.

>> No.14404008
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Why is she perfect?

>> No.14404015

>>14404003
>sample
looks like you're not breeding.

>> No.14404034

>>14404008
Because she's the savior of europe.

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>>14404015
oh fine.

>> No.14404087

>>14404057
Good man.

>> No.14404115

Just what is it that you want to do?

>> No.14404122

>>14404115
I WANNA ROCK

>> No.14404123

Hey y'all, I updated.

http://pastebin.com/w8Ad31t8

Don't be fooled, this isn't a new series. I'm telling the story from both sides, like last time. But I've divided them into two titles. Just because.

Enjoy, and as always, I appreciate any critical comment you have, so please leave them in response to this post.

(This one is subject to post-publish revision till I perfect it.)

>> No.14404130

>>14404115
I WANNA WOCK

>> No.14404132

>>14404123
What line did you update on if you mind me asking.

>> No.14404133

>>14403287
>Kancolle
>small c

>> No.14404137

>>14404133
You cheeky motherfucker. I thought I had escaped you.

>> No.14404138

>>14404123
Hey, you remembered this time

>> No.14404140

>>14404132
No, wait. Disregard my question.

>> No.14404141

>>14404132
It's a new paste, so...1 I guess?

>> No.14404149

>>14404138
I'm working on standardizing my update post format.

What are the odds MGC will spell my name right this time?

>> No.14404150

>>14404115
I WANNA figure out if pale or brown skin go best with a snow leopard before I start writing. Leaning towards brown.

>> No.14404154
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>>14404130
WOCK

>> No.14404170

>>14404123
Wow, that countess needs some vitamin D.

>> No.14404179

>>14404170
What does vitamin D do again?

>> No.14404185

>>14404179
Like the vitamin D in your pants kind of vitamin.

>> No.14404186

>>14404179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94miIuqYVh0

>> No.14404194

>>14404185
Didn't know "that" had vitamin D in it. I thought it was an alkaline protein/zinc soup.

>> No.14404195

>>14404179
He means his penis! :DDDD

>> No.14404196

>>14404195
His penis wenis!

>> No.14404201

>>14404150
At least you can write. I'm just sitting here procrastinating because all my ideas are shit or cliché as fuck.

>> No.14404202

>>14404194
My little writefag can't be this pure.

>> No.14404203

>>14404123
oh goody. glad you're back.

>> No.14404209

>>14404202
I'm writing an explicitly stated sexless adventure series. What do you think?

>> No.14404211

>>14404201
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure this thing I'm writing will be cliche and semi-uninspired too. I really should get started.

>> No.14404216

>>14404203
Thanks <3

I swear to Red/Blue Onis I'm committing to this one.

>> No.14404219

>>14404115
I want to do lewd stuff to alps.

>> No.14404227

>>14404115
I want to explore the themes of rediscovery of self, self-loathing, and Stolkholm Syndrome that comes with Alpification.

>> No.14404230

>>14404219
I too wish to do this.
I want to cumflate an alp and then sit her in front of a mirror afterwards so she can see what she looks like.

>> No.14404232

>>14404219
I'd be your alp if you promise after we're done that you'll be my alp, we can take turns being the alp

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>>14404115
I want to fuck a shorter, thicker version of this Harpy.

>> No.14404238

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzopbk9hhAc

>TFW the theme of Vampires and Wights

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>>14403868
>Yetis chasing
>Men chasing
>That one Minotaur who saw the red and needs to roughly hug the shit out of her

>> No.14404253

>>14404233
Why are Jubjubs so lewd man?

>> No.14404254

>>14404233
Jub-Jubs don't get stories around these parts.

>> No.14404257

>>14404254
Sure they do

It involves a certain remaining part of a cut tree

>> No.14404259

>>14404253
They're Wonderland girls, shit's natural for them.

>> No.14404262

>>14404259
Whats the lewdest Wonderland girl?

Whats the best Wonderland girl?

Should they really have British accents?

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>>14404257
>experts stumped
Will never fail to make me snort

>> No.14404280

>>14404262
>Lewdest
Jabberwock. Some might say March Hare, Jubjub or Humpty Egg, but I'd argue that Jabberwock is just as lewd as all of them; but that she doesn't overtly act like it is what gives her the edge in lewdness.

>Best
For the same reason, Jabberwock.

>British accents?
End of the day, Cockney Vampires are all that matters.

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>>14404262
>Whats the lewdest Wonderland girl?
Hatter.
>Whats the best Wonderland girl?
Hatter.
>Should they really have British accents?
For what reason would they not?

>> No.14404291

>>14404286
>For what reason would they not?
Imagine a big tough wock seducing you with a british accent. Then the Chesires across the street yell at her to bang you with their thick cockney accents.

>> No.14404292

>>14404262
>Whats the lewdest Wonderland girl?
Given they seem to be wet 24/7, I'd have to say Jubjubs.

>Whats the best Wonderland girl?
This is purely opinion, but I like Cheshire Cats the best.

>Should they really have British accents?
Yes. But I have an accent fetish, so I'm biased.

>> No.14404294

>>14404291
>wock
I thought I made it clear that I prefer Hatters.

>> No.14404296

>>14404291
Okay, where's the reason why the shouldn't?
And why does the idea of a Cockney Cheshire get me so hard?

>> No.14404297

>>14404294
I'm using an example though of how some would sound sophisticated while others would be cheeky cockney chesires

>> No.14404299

>>14404297
>cheeky cockney chesires
Yes, those sound excellent.
>using anything other than Hatters to show sophistication

>> No.14404300

>>14404299
Wocks and Alices would sound sophisticated though

Maybe Wererabbits too

>> No.14404303

>>14404262
Lewdest is March hare

Best is Jubjub

British accent is good. Hearing a jubjub waifu call me darling in that accent just sounds right.

>> No.14404314

>>14404297
>You'll never be recently homeless in MGC.
>You'll never try to dart through an isolated alley late at night trying to find food, or dropped money.
>You'll never be grabbed by a group of invisible hands and dragged into a nearby building.
>You'll never be tied to a bed by something you can't see only for a small gang of nude Cheshires to materialize in front of you.
>You'll never beg them to let you go.
>One of them will never put a finger on your lips and tell you to "Shut up and enjoy it." in a thick cockney accent.
>You'll never be gangbanged by a gang of Cockney Cheshires And made into their shared husband.
Damn it.

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>>14404262
>Lewdest
Jubub, if only because their entire life cycle revolves around nothing but fucking
>Best
Either Wock or Cheshire. I'm a dragon fag, and the design for them is good, but a smug chaos cat with an ass like that does things for my dick.
>Accents
There is very little that can't be improved by giving it the proper accent. Yes.

>> No.14404327

>>14404314
If I was to get gangraped by a bunch of Cheshires, I'd at least want to have good hygiene first.

>> No.14404367
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14404367

Through the cosmic force of your choosing, you have been granted incredible powers. Select 'Random page' to determine your gift
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
You do the logical thing and decide to use your powers to protect the world. But for every hero, a villain will eventually rise up to challenge them
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
In addition to her racial powers, she also has a random superpower as well.

Can you defeat your villain? Would you trust her to the justice system, or do you personally try to show her a better path? Or is she too powerful, turning you into her personal plaything?

Villain Mode:Flip the roles. If you think you can conquer your hero, how do you take over the world with her as your new slave? If not, how does she go about reforming you?

>> No.14404370

>>14404327
If you'd like, you can imagine them scrubbing you down before ravaging you.

>> No.14404371
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>>14404280
>Cockney Vampire
>Wotcha there golden dove, lemme take a drop of Claret?
>Wot do ya mean ya won't let me bite ya?
>Why is your eyes aw red, stop dartin' your mince pies 'round and butcher's at me chicken pen i'm talkin' ter ya!

>> No.14404377

>>14404367
Am I allowed to have multiple villains?

>> No.14404378

>>14404367
>Me with pryo kinetic wings
>an Akaname with Sensory scrying

I got this.

>> No.14404382

>>14404377
Go for it. Make your own Legion of Lewd if you think you can do it.

>> No.14404385

>>14404367
>Wool manipulation vs an Orc with Absolute Immortality

Fuck this shit.
I'll just make the comfiest weresheep wool cocoon and sleep until I'm dead.
Screw the obvious locking the orc in it and getting on with my life.

>> No.14404390

>>14404367
>Cartoon Physics
I get one of the most broken powers. I win.
>Dark Priest With Solar energy Manipulation
Yep, I win. I then convince her to use her powers for good, like giving girls quick tans.

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>>14404367
>Gifted the almighty power of being a YGO protaganist (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation))
>Antagonist is a Mantis infused with divinity (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Infusion))

Someone wanna tell me what the hell lead to this moment where I ended up playing Card games with an champion of a god?

>> No.14404395

>>14404367
>Absolute Lock Manipulation
>Dryad with Chastity Inducement
This... is an interesting matchup. I still win though. Lock ALL the powers, bind ALL the villains, unlock ALL the chastity devices!

>> No.14404403

>>14404367
>Sexual Inducement
Oh come on.
>Manticore with Organic Cloning
I think I got this.

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>>14404371
Not...quite what I was thinking.

>> No.14404421

>>14404406
Good taste sir, Seras is cutest vampire ever. Plus, she strong, powerful, and loves to get head pats, and says master a lot, as though she's part kikimora.

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>>14404403
>The power to induce lust, pleasure, and orgasm vs an army of manticores
That's a fight I'd want to see

>> No.14404433

>>14404367
>Currency generation
Yeah no, I'm not being either of those. I'll just donate money to charity and fuck off to my man-made private island.

>Raiju with Rhythm intuition powers as my adversary
Everyone's got a price.

Honestly, the people who would really be after me at this point would be all those angry tanukis in Wallstreet.

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spiders are big sweethearts once you get past the cold exterior

>> No.14404436

>>14404367
Shit. It's me with the power of Chemical Reaction Manipulation versus the Queen of Hearts with Paper Transmutation.

I'm fighting a perma-loli Lilim with the ability to turn people into paper and such godlike magical and demonic power that she runs her own pocket world and has created multiple different species of monster. At least I have a pretty good superpower.

>> No.14404437

>>14404406
>The big titty police girl
Waiting to see her grind Zorin's head into pulp

>> No.14404442

>>14404434
If they even have a cold exterior in the first place!

>> No.14404443

>>14404437
Shame about the delay on TFS part. But oh well, two episodes soon on the bright side.

>> No.14404445

>>14404434
I would rather die than go near a spider girl.

>> No.14404448

>>14404424
I just have to find a way to avoid those spikes and I'm sure to win.

>> No.14404453

>>14404445
To quote the late Bruce of clan Lee: "Then die."

>> No.14404456

>>14404434
I want a spider to show me how much she loves me by ravishing me!

>>14404445
You're a jerk.

>> No.14404457

>>14404367
>Kobold with Fatigue Manipulation
>Against my Emotion Manipulation
Pretty sure she could easily beat me should she get within range to use her ability and then just keep making me tired until I stop being so bad

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>>14404445
you'd find them to be very cordial if you gave them the chance

>> No.14404462

>>14404367
>>14404382
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Energy_Manipulation
So I have The Power Cosmic at my fingertips? Bitchin'.
And now the Legion of Lewd.
>Succubus with Darkness Attacks (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Attacks))
Pretty standard.
>Cupid with Enhanced Memory (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Memory))
I don't know what she could do with this.
>Cheshire Cat with Slime Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Manipulation))
My mind keeps going lewd places with this. She'd always have lube on hand.
>Gazer with Oleoportation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oleoportation))
That actually works pretty well for a Gazer.
>Jiangshi with Metal Mimicry (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Mimicry))
So A Jiangshi with Colossus powers? Neat.

They're pretty formidable, but I've got The Power Cosmic. I think I've got this on lock.
And I'll try my best to turn them to the path of good. I'm too much of a softy to turn any of them down if they hit on me though.

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>>14404448
If you can control lust, it should stand to reason that you could suppress lust and desire...

Holy shit, that's probably the most broken power ever for a MG setting
>Cripple a timid monster with endless orgasms
>Make yourself immune to any lust venoms or magic
>Threaten Deruella with the idea of never feeling pleasure from sex again

>> No.14404468

>>14404456
I'm not a jerk anon, I just know that I want nothing to do with spider girls.

>>14404461
I would still rather die even if they're the nicest things in existence, I just can't stand spiders.

>> No.14404476

>>14404465
>Threatening Deruella with the idea of never feeling pleasure from sex again.
>Not overloading Deruella with pleasure and orgasms until she can't even stand.
>Not getting her to the point where she's begging you to stop in between her moans.
>Not keeping on going until she passes out anyway.

>> No.14404479

>>14404468
>Spidergirl gathers up all her courage to ask out that cute boy she likes
>She skitters up to him and tries to see if he's free that weekend
>As soon as she start to talk he screams and runs away
>She spends hours sobbing into a pillow in her room barbecue she thinks she's horrible and ugly.

>> No.14404481

>>14404465
>Become a legend to Monster Girls because of your ability to shrug off every single lust spike a Manticore has and turning her into a blob of pleasure with a single tap on the cheek.
I need this power so much.

>> No.14404482

>>14404476
>>Not getting her to the point where she's begging you to stop in between her moans.
Such a point does not exist you madman.

>> No.14404483

>>14404479
>In her room barbecue
I want to imagine a sad arachne crying into a pillow with a grill burning hamburgers next to her bed

>> No.14404486

>>14404367
>Wood Mimicry

Oh mother fucker. Unless I'm facing some pussy with their fists, this won't be that great.

>Rolled human
AHAHAHAHA

>Survival mode
So I can't kill her but it's not like she can do shit to me.

>better_than_expected.jpg

>> No.14404494

>>14404482
Sounds like quitter talk to me.
There's science to be done.

>> No.14404495

>>14404462
>Leader is a Succubus with mastery of dark energy to rival even a Lilim
>Cupid is a master marksman with a perfect memory. She remembers every terrain, every tactic, every shot. No tactic works twice on her.
>Gazer and Cheshire are a tag-team. The cheshire fights up close by attacking with slime tentacles and trying to trap you in oozes of various viscosity. The Gazer sits at a distance, pelting you with energy blasts. She can use the Cheshire's ooze puddles to create all sorts of energy beam trick shots & teleport away if you get too close.
>Jiangshi is a juggernaut. Her zombie immunity to pain & martial arts skills coupled with her steel-hard body lets her throw devastating punches and kicks. She cold break a man in half with her bare hands.
If not for that Silver Surfer roll, that'd be pretty dangerous to fight.

>> No.14404500

>>14404483
Hey, if you are going to be sad-eating, at least have the food close to you.

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>>14404367
>Ascended Physiology.

So I can leave my body and become pure energy, don't see how I could lose.

>Will O' The Wisp with Water Solidification.

NONONONONONONONO!

>> No.14404507

>>14404367
>Supernatural Voice
>Mindflayer

Flayer no flaying, flayer no flaying!
Awwww man

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>> No.14404513

>>14404494
But how would you be able to conduct such experiments?

>> No.14404518

>>14404505
Hope you're ready for spooky water sex.

>> No.14404519

>>14404505
>get the one enemy where using your power makes you MORE vulnerable

Christ, man.

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>>14404509
Nice, but I find it far lewder when they guide your hand as opposed to just letting it happen.

>> No.14404540

>>14404513
Blessed chains to keep her from escaping, an IV of endurance potion to be replaced whenever it runs out to keep her going, and a vibrator with a demonic energy battery attached to the inside of a leather thong.
All we do is strap her in and hit the "Go" button.

>> No.14404548

>>14404367
>Telekinetic Force Manipulation
Pretty good, I think I have a good chance against whatever I roll

>Wurm
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Transcendence
Nevermind. No one can beat that. I'm gonna have to fuck her into being good.

>> No.14404551

>>14404505
>Everytime you use your powers to keep the peace, you run the risk of your villainess stalker trapping you in her chandelier of love forever and ever.

Fuck.

>> No.14404560

>>14404540
That doesn't sound like you're using your powers correctly.

>> No.14404565

>>14404560
Fuck proper use of power, there's science to be done.
We need to see if we can make a Lilim beg for mercy.

>> No.14404566
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14404566

Would you a pussy pussy's pussy pussy?

>> No.14404570

>>14404566
I didn't understand what you just said but I feel like "Yes" is the correct answer

>> No.14404572

>>14404566
I want to treat a Cat Girl like I would a regular cat.

>> No.14404575

>>14404566
I'd spoon with her

>> No.14404578
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>>14404548
>First battle with Wurm
>She thinks it's a game
>Levitate a series of large objects to hit her with
>She starts clapping and giggling as you pelt her
>'Hehehe, cool trick! Ooh, ooh, let me try!'
>She makes a cute thinking face with her tongue sticking out
>Suddenly every large building within a mile is ripped from it's foundation
>'My turn!'
>With a flick of her claw you're buried under a mountain of twisted steel, glass, and concrete
>You're utterly pinned down by all the debris
>Suddenly it starts to shift
>Wurms face pops out of the rubble, a dumb smile plastered on it
>'Hehe, looks like I win!'
>'Now I get to have y prize.~'
>Pelvis breaking sex ensues under the ruins of the city

>> No.14404580

>>14404565
But anon you can still do science if you use your powers properly. Which is why if I had those powers I would use them much more effectively.

>> No.14404582

>>14404566
I think the answer is Play Asia.

>> No.14404591

>>14404582
Go away /v/

>> No.14404597

>>14404494
The pleasure just makes her stronger, you fool!

>> No.14404599
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>>14404572
What will you do when the inevitable heat comes?

>> No.14404602

>>14403936
GIB SAUCE

>> No.14404604

>>14404599
Turn on the AC

>> No.14404605

>>14404599
Q-tip.

>> No.14404607

>>14404602
Lurkmoar™

>> No.14404622

>>14404607
Wrong.

>> No.14404627

>>14404605
>Q-tip
While I think I have an idea what you do, I own no cats. Care to enlighten?

>> No.14404628

>>14404599
Oblige her, of course.

>> No.14404634

>>14404628
You can't do that! She's your DAUGHTER

>> No.14404638

>>14404627
I don't own cats either, I think it's just jamming it in and twirling it and that'll get them to calm down and fuck off.

>> No.14404639
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>>14404634
#NonMouseProblemz

>> No.14404642

>>14404634
And just like that, I became Noah Cross.

>> No.14404672
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>>14404638
I just googled it, and yep, that's pretty much how it goes.

The internet is simultaneously fascinating and horrifying.

>> No.14404688
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>>14404672
>You will never catch a cheshire and jam q-tips up her ass when she annoys you.

>> No.14404714
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14404714

Adventure! The snail girl is too shy so she won't come out.

>> No.14404761

>>14404688
>remembered a trope where women clean men's ears to relieve tension
>automatically assumed that's what you'd do with a cat in heat for some reason
>tfw too pure for this thread

>> No.14404775
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>>14404761
Dual wield Q-tips.
one in her ear one up her ass.
It's the perfect night for a cat.

>> No.14404779

>>14404775
I WANT TO FUCK THE SMALL CUTE THINGS

>> No.14404791

I want my waifu to fetch me an elf.

>> No.14404792
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>>14404779
Do you now?

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>>14404779
Kay.

>> No.14404807
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>>14404779
And they want to do the same to you.

>> No.14404811

>>14404807
Wanna grope the tiny oppai bunny

Gonna grope the tiny oppai bunny

>> No.14404838

>>14404811
I want to impregnate the oppai bunny till she can't walk.

>> No.14404851

>>14404838
FLOPPY FLOPPY BUNNY
WANNA FUCK THE FLOPPY BUNNY
FLOPPY FLOPPY BUNNY
GONNA FUCK THE FLOPPY BUNNY

>> No.14404853

>>14404838
But then how will she exercise? It's bad enough that she has to cart those massive flesh planets around on her chest, how will you ensure she has the proper support? It's very important to keep your waifu healthy and active Mr. Anon.

>> No.14404857

>>14404367

Body part erosion doesn't sound very heroic... that's not a protagonist power at all!

>> No.14404861

>>14404853
Easy, I'll carry her around so that she doesn't have to worry about straining herself.
That way she can go around in comfort.

>> No.14404866
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14404866

>mfw I found MGE on manda but can't remember my fucking ID

>> No.14404882

>>14404861
Don't be decieved anon, she's heavy.

>> No.14404886

>Monstergirl metal band
>At the start of every show the Jabberwock drummer yells "Are you ready to wock!?"

>> No.14404887

>>14404882
Well, I'm sure that I can carry her around, even if she put on a few pounds from the pregnancy.

>> No.14404890

>>14404887
Good man. I hope you'll give her lots of massages too, I'm sure all her big bits make her very stiff.

>> No.14404901

>>14404890
Of course I will.
Back massages, shoulder massages, chest massages I'll give her the works.

>> No.14404908

>>14404901
What about belly rubs? You can't be forgetting the bellyrubs, especially when your daughteru starts kicking around in there.

>> No.14404915

>>14404908
Of course I would, although I may slide a bit further south to give something else a rub.

>> No.14404918

>>14404915
I mean, things like that are bound to happen. She's so small that you can't really blame yourself, right?

>> No.14404943

>>14404918
Of course.
I certainly wouldn't be doing these things on purpose.
It's not like I'd work my hand into her pants so I can slip it between her folds and work her.

>> No.14404964

>>14404943
No, that'd be too weird, she's pregnant after all. Who can be blamed though if you need her to be naked so her clothes don't get in the way? Not you, that's for sure. Hell, if she's laying on her back, she won't even be able to see over her boobs and belly to see just exactly what is going on down there between her legs.

>> No.14404979

>>14404964
Indeed, and don't think I won't notice how she's been whining in the morning when she catches me in the shower.

I'm just helping her out.

>> No.14404990

>>14404979
Oh, I understand. Pregnancy can do some weird things to a girl.I wonder how much excess milk she'll produce when she starts lactating for the baby...

>> No.14404998
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14404998

Red is the color of love and passion.

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14405003

I really want to fuck a fairy and I'm trying to think of the best way to simulate it with an onahole, I'm thinking a real tight one like a puni hole or just something I'd be willing to wear out after one or two uses just from stretching or tearing.
If this dude is still here somewhere i'd love to hear his ideas

>> No.14405004

>>14404367
>psychic communication against a dark Valkyrie

I don't know what to think about this.

>> No.14405015

>>14404367
>Enhanced Strike
Well that's neat, I guess.
>Dryad
Well she doesn't stand a chance with her racial powers, let's see what she gets
>Weapon Aura
Dammit. We're equal now.

Hedgeclipper vs Rogue Bush, coming Summer 2016.

>> No.14405017

>>14404998
>I'd rather take off all that red, molest the white, and bury it in the pink.

>> No.14405019

>>14405003
Stop posting this garbage.

>> No.14405022

>>14405017
>and bury it in the pink
Innuendo unclear, cucumber stuck in butt.

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>>14404998
Red is the color of Redemption! It is the color of fire and of blood!

>> No.14405027

>>14405022
The pink, anon. That's the stink, or brown if you want a color analogy.

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>Hehehe! If I lift my tail like this, he'll get a good view and won't be able to resist!
Uh-oh! Are you cleverer than a fox, /mgt/?

>> No.14405044

>>14405038
>Spats
Absolutely not. She didn't even need to lift her tail. My defenses were broken the minute she put on those delicious spats

>> No.14405047

>>14405024
Red has always been my favorite color. Red best girl.

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>>14405038
>Cleverer thank a fox

I'd like to say yes but I got abducted by a Flying Horse so I'm not too sure anymore.

>> No.14405060

>>14405038
I dunno, I'm going to need to study this further from different angles.

>> No.14405064

>>14405038
I'm sorry I can't hear you I've already tore a hole in those spats and her legs are now locked around my head

>> No.14405065

>>14405051
That's a hot Pegasus.

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14405074

Oh crap, full moon tonight......

>> No.14405075
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>>14405038
Meh, I prefer more eastern style clothes (kimono, qipao, ninja garb), especially if it comes with the skin-tight singlet underneath.

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>>14405074
What's wrong with indulging yourself a little?

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>>14405075
like this?

>>14405076
I already did, twice, she wants more...

>> No.14405089

>>14404367
>Life Embodyment
>Villain is a Troll with Nature Manipulation

Sounds more like the perfect duo for turning a world into a fecund paradise.

>> No.14405091

>>14405082
>Not making a potion combining sticky mushroom, rage shroom, manticore venom, and giant bee honey to sweeten
It's like it's your first full moon.

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>>14405082
Very nice.
>Already did, twice.
And?
>She wants more
Then why the fuck are you here talking to us? Get back in there, and don't come back until you've pumped enough mana in her to put another tail on that foxbutt.

>> No.14405097

>>14405091
I totally forgot this month, fortunately promises of turkey dinner helped get her to sleep..

for now

>> No.14405098

>>14405038
Jokes on her, my video games are more important!

>> No.14405103

>>14405098
Your little pixel samurai can wait, anon.

>> No.14405104

>>14405096
Yellow best girl in that show.

>>14405096
Need this thing called water, and food. if she know I was online i would be.............

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>>14404998
Don't you give me your love and passion

>> No.14405116

>>14405091
>potion combining sticky mushroom, rage shroom, manticore venom, and giant bee honey
Also known as the "guaranteed triplets" coctail.

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>>14405104
Tough it out, anon. It only happens once a month.

Just think of it as a really enjoyable workout.

>> No.14405119

>>14405103
>14405103
NO, THEY CAN'T!

I'm so close! Just a few more towns and I become miritary rurer of arr Japan!

>> No.14405121
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Izunas art is somewhat good, shame her figure was so bad.
>>14405076

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>>14405121
This is the best one of her. Thatis sfw anyway.

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>>14404866
manda?

>turkeys
what are you doing, captcha

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>>14405116
But how many fox daughterus is too many?

>> No.14405144

>>14405140
I couldn't trust my self with that many fox daughterus, I'd want to keep all the fluffiness for my self.

>> No.14405152

>>14405144
You're going to make their mother jealous if you spoil them and not her too.

>> No.14405154
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>You will never be a waiter at a fancy restaurant.
>You will never serve an incredibly wealthy, polite Dragon family that comes in.
>The youngest Dragon daughter will never give you bedroom eyes whenever you come to their table.
>You will never be given a flawless ruby worth hundreds of dollars as a tip.

>> No.14405157

>>14405154
Will she start showing up on her own, and instead of reading the menu she'll say stuff like
>I'll have whatever you'd have
or
>Surprise me!

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>>14405019
I just want to stick my dick in a fairy, I'm sorry.

>> No.14405206

>>14405154
Good.

>> No.14405210

>>14405152
But she gets the most attention because her tails are bigger and fluffier?!

>> No.14405215

>>14405157
And then she'd get tipsy from the winy and tell me what a hard life it is being a Dragon these days when you can't legally plunder and pillage unless you go to some third world country, and if you do you'll get shot at by tribals who think Dragon scales or blood will give them superpowers.

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14405225

>>14405210
Then what you're left with is a smug brat with an extra fluffy tail.

>> No.14405230

>>14405210
Maybe you should surprise her with breakfast in bed that you and all the daughterus cooked together?

>> No.14405242

Good night Anons.
Take care and have a wonderful Turkey Day.
Don't burn down the thread either, folks may not be happy about it.

>> No.14405245

>>14405242
We don't celebrate such silly things where I live. besides, all the snow is gone again. I'm too upset to celebrate anything.

>> No.14405252

>>14405242
Oh right, I forgot you American's are celebrating your Thanksgiving
What is it you say? Happy Thanksgiving?

>> No.14405255

>>14405252
Yep

>> No.14405256

>>14405242
Had that last month. Sure could use an ignis around right now though.

>> No.14405257

>>14405252
>tfw no busty Turkey Harpy to stuff.

>> No.14405272

Making your dorky gazer friend with self confidence issues perform her magic tricks for the school talent show, which she ends up winning, after which she gives you kissu in the school parking lot

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Someone mentioned vixens in tight outfits?

>> No.14405299

>>14405273
>Vixen
ThingsThatAreNotInThatPicture.jpg

>> No.14405303

>>14405299
GRAY FOX!

>> No.14405327

Why do foxes make the best wives, anyway?

>> No.14405335

>>14405327
Because the original Kitsune story in Moonland said so.
>Every morning she ran off into the woods as a fox, every night she returned to him as a woman

>> No.14405348

>>14405335
>Mfw I read that

Too bad he killed her she was best wife.

Also the Yuki Onna one was terryfying
>Save him
>Says tell no one what happened
>Years later he marries a beautiful dutiful wife
>As he's lying on his death bed he tells her the story
>She was the snow woman all along
>Next day they find him and his house frozen solid

>> No.14405354

>>14405348
What was so terrifying?

>> No.14405362

>>14405354
>Her eyes became lifeless voids and her skin turned a pallid corpse blue as she revealed herself to her husband "You broke your promise."

Basically it was the reveal that terrified me, guy absolutely loved his wife be he always thought she was a bit strange. And then as he's dying he's telling her how he came to be here and bam.

>> No.14405369

>>14405354
She pretended to be someone else ans seduced him so that she could find out whether or not he'd ever let it slip and then kill him for it.

>> No.14405387

>>14405369
Basically this, and she was his wife for like 30 years too.

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>>14405362
>>14405369
So they lived happily together until he was dying and then he breaks his promise. My little snow-woman can't be this yan.

>> No.14405407

>>14405399
It's like the woman with the red ribbon on her neck in some ways,

I spent most of my spare time in school reading mythology books.

>> No.14405408

>>14405362
>>14405369
>Not knowing you're waifu is a snow woman
You'd think the ice-cold pussy would have clued him in. Also, I find that kinda romantic. Instead of dying and rotting, she froze her home and husband for all eternity, so he can't leave her even after his mortal lifespan expires. I bet it's Order propaganda, I bet she's still in there with him, fuckin' like rabbits.

>> No.14405415

>>14405387
>>14405369
>>14405348
You know, now that I think of it, I think mythology and stories like these made me like monster girls.

>> No.14405419

>>14405408
He was frozen with a terrified expression on his face though...

>> No.14405422

>>14405419
Maybe he had a really weird orgasm face?

>> No.14405423

>>14405419
Scarearousal. Nothing bad ever happens. Shut up.

>> No.14405426

>>14405419
>Oh gods, you just rode me through fifteen orgasms, please no more
I'd be terrified too. Fearboner a best. Dude has good taste.

>> No.14405428

>>14405423
>>14405422
I dunno guys, what if Yuki Onna used to be murderers and don't want anyone to know!

What if they're all sociopaths and just pretend to like us?

>> No.14405431

>>14405428
You mean like human women? Nah, that couldn't be true.

>> No.14405443

>>14405431
I dunno, this one Yuki Onna I know at a local coffee shop never opens her eyes when she smiles, it's unsettling. Maybe she really is just a sociopath wearing a mask and trying to make me feel comfortable?

>> No.14405450

Ancalagon the Black as a Wurm.

>> No.14405453

>>14405443
She's just been embarrassed every since her husbando fucked heart pupils permanently into her eyes, and she doesn't ant to show that lewd loo to any one other than him.

>>14405450
No

>> No.14405456

>>14405450
Fuck you know, Ancalagon the Black is a proud noble dragon that shattered a mountain range when he fell, he deserves only the best.

>> No.14405457

>>14405453
>No
But why?

>> No.14405462

>>14405456
Can I resurrect and fuck the skeleton?

>> No.14405465

>>14405457
>Wanting Ancalagon to be a retard lizard with neither wings nor legs
Na fuc that and fuck you. The dude who died to Turin can be a wurm

>> No.14405467

>>14405453
But she doesn't have a husband... It's why I have coffee with her, she always wants to talk with me...

I sensing a conspiracy here.

>> No.14405470

>>14405462
If it let's you, just know it's as big as a small country.

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Y'know what I just realized?

I think you can actually make out Mucus Toad's vulva.

>> No.14405477

I wanna fug CC Ungoliant

>> No.14405478

>>14405467
She might have a sister, daughter, aunt, or niece that needs a good boy to dote on her.
>>14405470
Eh, spelunking is a dangerous activity. Maybe I'll just find a short black dragon to tease and coddle no matter how badly she treats me.

>> No.14405483

>>14405477
I want a harem of Balrog girls.

>> No.14405484
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So how'd Dante & Ammy end up getting shipped anyway?

>> No.14405486

>>14405484
marvel vs capcom 3

>> No.14405489

>>14405484
From what I recall they're a good team combo in Marvel vs Capcom.

>> No.14405491

>>14405477
>>14405483
Bitchy Barlogs whipping Ungoliant when?

>> No.14405493

>>14405478
She's really creepy though, one time I was walking home at night I heard something and turned but no one was there!

And then when I turned again there she was with that same closed eye smile! She said she was out for a walk but I don't believe that now anymore...

>> No.14405499

>>14405493
Alright, this sounds serious. I'm going to ask a very important question. I know it might be traumatic to remember, but has she ever asked if you have about tree fiddy.

>> No.14405502

>>14405499
My god...

>> No.14405503

>>14405499
It was then I realized, that creepy Japanese snow-woman was actually an eight-storey crustacean from the late Paleozoic era.

>> No.14405504

>>14405502
>>14405499
Not only is she a sociopath she's a mooch too, what do I do?!

>> No.14405509

>>14405504
Invite her into your home and kis her when she least expects it

>> No.14405511

>>14401212
Yes, I'm here to join the, uhh, the Foreign Legion? To forget?

>> No.14405570
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So do we have much Yuki-Onna writefaggotry?

>> No.14405581

>>14405570
Not really. I wish though. We need stories about short haired Yuki-Onna in Kimono smiling with closed eyes and going Ara ara~

>> No.14405582

>>14405581
Well I gotta start somewhere. Tell me more.

>> No.14405585

>>14405581
As a writefag, I can't into them since I loath the cold and the thought of having something cold pressed against me just sounds unpleasant, outweighing the positive of a pale girl pressing herself against me.
But who cares about me anyways?

>> No.14405588

>>14405585
I do. Every writefag is precious, every writefag is sacred.

>> No.14405591

>>14405588
If a writefag is wasted, God gets quite irate?

>> No.14405598

>>14405591
Yes. So stop being an Alp and berating yourself.

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>>14405582
I dunno, laid back snow woman with those features would be amazing to me.

Keeps trying to get anon relax and have coffee with her but anon thinks she's creepy because she never opens her eyes around him?

Sort of like best girl.

>> No.14405603

>>14405599
Hmm, I dunno. Keeping your eyes shut all the time without being blind just sounds dumb.

>> No.14405609

>>14405603
What about people that have naturally narrow eyes that look like they're closed when they squint or anything like that?

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>>14405603
She opens them from time to time, but I just find her expression sexy.

Gives off a vibe of contentment.

>> No.14405615

>>14405609
Apart from the guy who became Greed in FMA, I don't know such people.

>> No.14405622

>>14405599
>>14405614
Who is this semen receptacle?

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>>14405615
Ever hear of Mitsune Knno? She did it pretty well. Shame about the show.

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>>14405622
Karasuba from Sekirei.

>> No.14405634

>>14405632
Tell me about her.

>> No.14405642

>>14405634
She's a blood thirsty monster that oozes sexuality and loves apples.

>> No.14405647

>>14405625
She wasn't best Love Hina though.

That'd be Motoko.

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>>14405634
She's also smug.

>> No.14405654

>>14405647
I wanted that to happen so bad. Broke my heart near the end of the manga when she offered to give everything to him just so he'd be hers.

>> No.14405655

>>14404367

> Power: angel creation

Sweet, OP as heck, who could possible beat me?

> Villian: Chief God

= | ............ = (....... really?

>> No.14405660

>>14405655
Throw angels at each other, like Gil & Archer threw swords.

>> No.14405663

>>14405655
>= | ............ = (......
;^)

>> No.14405670

>>14405654
we can all agree on who worst girl was right?

>> No.14405674

>>14405654
Best girls rarely win but it was especially heart breaking with her.

Keitaro deserved a shit girl like Naru after that.

>> No.14405678

>>14405670
Naru.

>> No.14405682
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There is something funny about this girl...

>> No.14405684

>>14405678
Damn strait

>> No.14405689

>>14405682
She's showing way too much cleavage?

>> No.14405690

>>14405682
Do they float?

>> No.14405692

>>14405690
They all float down there anon, they all do...

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>>14405692
Even the flatties?!

>> No.14405715
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Shh... The foxes are sleeping.

>> No.14405716
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14405716

Have a cute turkey, it's the day for it after all.

>> No.14405717

>>14405647
That's not Shinobu

>> No.14405726

>>14405717
Motoko > Shinobu > Mitsune > Kaolla > shit > Matangos > the eventual heat death of the universe > Naru

>> No.14405730

>>14405726
Mitsune was still my favorite.

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>>14405726
>he doesn't like Matangos

>> No.14405744

>>14405740
I'd by lying if I said I didn't want to ravish both of it's bodies until I'm exhausted but the spore bullshit isn't my thing.

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>>14405740
Fat mushroom booty.

>> No.14405769

>>14405740
What happens if a yeti hugs a squeezable matango?

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>>14405754
This guy gets it.

>> No.14405785

>>14405726
where's Kaolla's sister?
>fuckin pleb

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>>14405754
>>14405777
Now these are Mushroom girls I wouldn't mind bumping into.

How the fuck did KC mess up the profile for his one so much?

>> No.14405823

>>14405812
It was a different age, when mamamo mana could have been taken as a metaphor instead of a literal black goo, when zombies killed the men they slept with and raped women for hours, and the hugbox was just beginning to take form.

>> No.14405830

>>14405823
Some of the older girls are massive sluts too.

Goblins will gang rape a random man and only take him back to keep if they like him after. And lets not even get started on what happened with Lizards.

>> No.14405840

sweaty monster girls

>> No.14405845
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>>14405840
Yes?

>> No.14405848

>>14405830
>what happened with Lizards
Proof he can unfuck some of the older ones with time.

>> No.14405860

>>14405848
remind me. what did the original profile said?

>> No.14405876

>>14405860
Same the new says, but there was no "you can lose, but confess your love or ask for her training and still get in her panties" part.
But now when I recollect it, the -very- first poor TL stated they could kill the defeated (obviously mistranslation of the line saying they never do).

>> No.14405884

>>14405876
now I remember that.
Didn't the lamia's have the same problem?

>> No.14405897

>>14405884
Yep, they'd kill cheating husbando in the older version. Must be translator taking literally Kenkou's "he wouldn't have it easy desu".

>> No.14405905

>>14405897
Still when you think about it.
compared to the mushrooms and dryads the reptiles got off easy with the overhauls.

>> No.14405942

>>14405897
Every girl worth having would kill the cheating husbando, anon.

>> No.14405960

>>14405884
All demon/succubi types were eating humans souls
Black harpies were turning men into kekolds by forcing them to take care of another guy's kids etc
Fun times

>> No.14405968

>>14405960
man, MGE now is almost sunshine and rainbows compared to back then.

KC is a master of unintentional grim

>> No.14405978

>>14405968
>Black harpies were turning men into kekolds by forcing them to take care of another guy's kids
I don't remember this one. Weren't they communal husbands?

>> No.14405989

>>14405978
Yeap but men were also forced to take care of children
After heat season they were kicked out

>> No.14405998

>>14402255
>"Come on Anon, smile, it'll be fun!"
>Having been dragged out to the hot sunny beach, you could think of other things you'd rather be doing, like sitting at home playing video games
>However, after your lazy Onee-san Jabberwock kept whining about it to you
>And tapping your back with her foot while you were on the couch and she laid on the other side
>And then eventually she decided to just lay in your lap and refuse to get up until you agreed to go with her to the beach
>Sometimes you weren't sure if she was a Jabberwock or a Chesire Cat
>So, you gave in and went with your Onee-san to the beach
>Thankfully, despite it being a gorgeous day, there weren't many girls out
>There was an Alp in a swimsuit trying to seduce any passerby and failing due to her lack of ample chest, but outside of her the rest seemed to be minding their own business
>Following your Jabberwock Onee-san, you helped her lay out the big towel for her
>Since she's a Dragon, and Dragons are naturally big, the towel itself is big, bigger than you
>But for your 7ft Onee-san, it's just right and helps keep sand from getting all over her claws
>After doing so, you look around the beach
>Maybe you'd go swimming, or watch that Titania attempt to eat Ice Cream and see how much she can get all over herself, or-
>"Ooooh Little Bro!"
>Dammit
>You turn around to see your Onee-san laying on her side seductively, breasts squished together by gravity, a claw on her wide impressive hips, and a mischievous grin on her face
>"Won't you come over her and help me put sun screen on? You wouldn't want your onee-san getting burnt up and even more brown, would you?"
>In her tail she holds up a bottle of SPF 200, and playfully tosses it into your arms
>You swear you see one of the tentacle mouths chuckle, either that or whimper from the heat
>You feel like this might be a trap, do you dare help your Onee-san cover her body in sunscreen, or do you bail while you still can?
>Bear in mind Jabberwocks can fly at Mach 5 speeds, or at least your sister claims they can

>> No.14406018

>>14405968
Part of the reason half of MGU was so freaked out over the setting.

Kinda temped to know what was KC's general idea on his thing to make it look like that back in the day and what evolution he'd been undergoing to alter it entirely over the years.

>> No.14406027

>>14406018
I'm sure that translations made it look worse.

>> No.14406029

>>14406018
>MGU was so freaked out over the setting.
the fact that they are part of the not fun brigade doesn't help at times

>> No.14406040

>>14405998
Looks like she's in luck, because I happen to not be a prancing la-la homofaggot.

>> No.14406074

>>14406029
>bum-bamboozling cuddleslutfags
>not amusing
We are on two different wavelengths of fun, bud.

>> No.14406082

>>14406074
Its a mix of both really
or at lest it was when i went there frequently.
kinda stopped after the C&D and praxis took over as the main thing

>> No.14406092

>>14405998
I'm gonna have a training montage where I make that Alp's boobies grow with Holstaur milk, especially if she didn't bring any friends and came alone. I'm gonna earn my spot on Santa's nice list!

>> No.14406115

>>14405960
>All demon/succubi types were eating humans souls
That was already a past tense even in the earliest versions, something they did during the rule of the previous DLs.

>> No.14406141

>>14406115
No, I clearly remember it was "Diet - human souls"

>> No.14406146

>>14406115
>>14406141
Oh yeah, and Imp's TL implied they would drain human's spirit energy to death if taken control of him.

>> No.14406212

>Have Puppy/Kitten daughterus
>Be preparing Thanksgiving Dinner
>They're all sitting in a row looking at the Turkey, tails wagging

>> No.14406223
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14406223

Lich tit

>> No.14406225
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>>14406115

>> No.14406232

>>14406223
sorry I thought you said 'Lick it'
>which I will gladly do

>> No.14406241

>>14406223
>Ugly watermark
>There will be NSFW version in Patreon. Please take a look there

Shame too because that's an otherwise nice Lich.

>> No.14406254

>>14406223
I wish he'd at least make that ugly Patreon watermark smaller.

>> No.14406375

How does your waifu feel about celebrating a day built on genocide?

>> No.14406376

>>14406375
Eh?

>> No.14406381

>>14406376
It's just the "Thanksgiving is racist" meme, ignore the bait

>> No.14406385

>>14406375
>implying I'm amerifat

>> No.14406389

>>14406381
Oh, I'm not even american, who cares. We have our own day to celebrate another genocide.

>> No.14406398

>>14406389
wait Germany still has 'Holocaust Day'?

>> No.14406405

>>14406375
>Be Pilgrims
>Indians teach white man how to live on murica
>So fucking thankful for them they decide to make it a national/federal holiday for hundreds of years afterwards
Fuck you, the US raped us too and we don't get a Confederate Holiday. Be fucking thankful you guys get anything.

>> No.14406407

>>14406375
She'd rather be the one being stuffed instead of the turkey

>> No.14406408

>>14406398
We have the "Conquest of America" day.

>> No.14406411

>>14406405
>Confederate
nigga yous racist mufucka
but seriously I would love a confederate holiday just to shit on SJW and BLM fuckers
VA represent bitches

>> No.14406420

>>14406408
Columbus Day?

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I hope you got your Harpies ready for Thanksgiving.

>> No.14406428

>>14406420
Same day I thnk, but it has nothing to do with Columbu. That's just americans being dumb again.

>> No.14406429

>>14406426
Oh you better believe they're ready

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>>14406426

>> No.14406439

>>14406375
>Leftists bitching up a storm about muh genocide
>Try to preach to a monster girl from one of the more martial minded species
>Rather than get upset, she asks them to tell her more
>Happily declares that she chose the right country to settle in, as this is clearly a warrior culture that celebrates its victories and achievements and is therefore perfect for her
>Asses are blasted all over the internet

>> No.14406441

>>14406375
>Indians teaming up with white people to kill other indians
Been that way since before Cortez. Always that way with fighting a bunch of disparate tribes really, going back to Babylon and later the Greek Empire, and the Roman Empire.

>> No.14406448

>>14406375
But I'm British and my waifu would probably be a Cheshire. We'd probably moan about how it meant that black Friday is coming up and stupid people are going to hurt each other before enjoying some Yorkshire pudding.

>> No.14406450

>>14406439
I don't think infected blankets tactic is something proud warriors would like

>> No.14406460

>>14406441
>Cortez
Cortes*

>> No.14406475

>>14406450
The turning point in the war for independance was killing a bunch of drunk Germans on Christmas day. Do you really think anybody cares? If it works, it works.

>> No.14406481

>>14405840
>>14405845
The all stink! Dohohoho!

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POMF

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>>14406484
Souma's easily in the top 3 artists who do brown girls regularly. M-da_s-tarou and Real xxii being the others.

>> No.14406518

>>14406513
I want to stuff my face in that ass. Why? Why do I have this urge sometimes? Nothing good will come of it. It's probably dirty, too.

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>>14406518
That's just something natural.

>> No.14406533
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>>14406530
But what villainy causes this?

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>>14406530
A girl with a nice ass will do that to a man. It's the same as seeing a great pair of breasts and wanting to motorboat them.

An urge to spank the girl is also natural.

>> No.14406544

>>14406533
It can be villainy, more like a god's gift.

I'm a breast man but god damn it if I don't want a girl sitting on my face

>> No.14406552

>>14406543
>An urge to spank the girl is also natural
I disagree here. I want to grab it and squeeze it but I don't see the appeal of spanking.

>> No.14406554

>>14406543
>An urge to spank the girl is also natural.
But that's mean!

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>>14406554
Girls deserve it for having asses like that.

>> No.14406564

>>14406556
Can I hug them instead?

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14406566

>>14406552
>>14406554
>Not wanting to spank a smug Cheshire's ass while doing her from behind
I bet you wouldn't want to pull on her tail a bit too, nothing too much but enough to get a nice yelp out of her and cause a break in her smugness for a short moment.

>> No.14406567

>>14406556
>You deserve pain for having a good ass

>> No.14406569
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14406569

>>14406556
Agreed.

>> No.14406570

>>14406566
Not, not really.

>> No.14406574

>>14406566
I'll stop a Cheshire's smugness by giving her a head-scratch and a Greenie.

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14406575

>>14406564
Hug a butt? Sure. With your face.
>>14406567
Pain and pleasure, indivisible. We have such sights to show you.

>> No.14406579

>>14406575
How so? If she's not a masochist why would she want it? Do you want to be spanked as well even if you don't enjoy it?

>> No.14406582

>>14406579
Why are you arguing with me? I don't want to argue with you.

>> No.14406586

>>14406579
>Do you want to be spanked as well even if you don't enjoy it?
I'd want to be spanked!

>> No.14406587

http://jiffic.tumblr.com/post/133995316430/did-a-commission-for-thundragon-his-oc-fiora

This is a crime against my dick. An incredibly sexy crime.

>> No.14406591

>>14406579
I wouldn't mind being spanked by a Wight with a German accent.

>> No.14406593

>>14406591
Ach, ve have vays of making you talk!

>> No.14406595

>>14406587
>Fiora
So that's the name of Hyphens Phoenix.

Either way this is some nice shit.

>> No.14406600

>>14406586
>>14406591
Sluts

>> No.14406601

>>14402545
http://i.imgur.com/jm5lvuf.jpg
How about brown musclegirls with plump everything else?

>> No.14406603

>>14406600
I want to be put in stocks and spanked by Monoeyes, Alps, Elves, Meeces, Oomukades and other losers!

>> No.14406607

>>14406600
I want to be spanked while I shout "Kyaaah!"

>> No.14406620

>>14406603
>>14406607
I bet you wouldn't even mind to dress as butlers as serve them, fucking whores.

>> No.14406621

>>14406607
>>14406603
Just hands or do they get to use tools?

>> No.14406624

>>14406620
>as
and

>> No.14406625

>>14406620
>dress as butlers
No way, butlers need to have dignity. I'd dress up as a bunny boy.

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14406627

What are monstergirl species that can be improved heavily by entering Wighthood?

>> No.14406631

>>14406627
achieving Wighthood*
I can't into words today.

>> No.14406632

>>14406627
Elves. Vanilla Dragons.

>> No.14406633

>>14406627
Those are some fat thighs!

>> No.14406641

>>14406633
Pls don't bully the Abigail

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>>14406627
It's only really available for succubus family girls so I'd go with Demon.

Imagine one with pale white skin in a nice dress.

>> No.14406647

>>14406633
>>14406641
I will leave her thighs full of bite marks and then she'll have to wear dark stockings and a long skirt and spank me raw for my impudence!
With her ghost claws.

>> No.14406662

>>14406633
theyarenotFAT.png

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14406666

>>14406633
>fat

>> No.14406676

>>14406666
I'm sorry satan they're not fat, they're plump
and I want them wrapped around my head

>> No.14406686

>>14406666
She has good hips, she'd do well in childbirth.

>> No.14406687

>>14406666
Deliciously fat thighs! Post more cute Mono Wight

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14406689

>>14406530
>That pic

>> No.14406690

>>14406689
Let me help you with that boner.
FARTS STINK.

>> No.14406691

>>14406687
We need her doing >>14406530

>> No.14406692

>>14406676
>it's not fat, it's plump
BBW fetishist plz. Thick is the word you're looking for.

>> No.14406695

>>14406690
2D girls don't fart nor poop.

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>>14406687
There's only four pictures of the girl.

>> No.14406698

>>14406695
The last VN I got says otherwise.

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14406699

>>14406676
>Satan
Hey there's a 4th 6 there you know, I'm super Satan.
>>14406687
Only other one of Abigail he's done so far I think, he needs to draw more of her.

>> No.14406700

>>14406691
Unf! Unf so fucking much!
>>14406696
Then more must be made, duh.

>> No.14406703

>>14406698
That's the unholy vision of 2D made by a 3D artist.

>> No.14406704

>>14406687
>TFW Mono said on his Ask.fm that he wanted to draw some Ara Ara and Chubby girls in the future
My dick is ready for where ever it may go

>> No.14406707

>>14406696
Aww, a pretty little present wrapped in a ribbon!

>> No.14406714

I want to be the personal secretary of an ultra-rich jewel tycoon Wurm!

>> No.14406718

>>14406704
For the lazy
>What are some types of girls you've considered drawing but haven't been able to for reasons? Like, chubby girls, ara ara girls, NEET girls, loli girls, stuff like that. Are there any types of girls you wouldn't draw?
>I'd like to draw all of the above. Can't think of any types I wouldn't draw apart from extreme muscle/fat and too old women.
He's too good for us.

>> No.14406721

>>14406718
He has drawn lolis in the past hasn't he? Kon comes to mind.

>> No.14406722

>>14406714
>wanting that kind of stress
Your funeral.

>> No.14406724

>>14406696
>no panties
I applaud her style

>> No.14406725
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14406725

Y'all ready for some Turkey? Alternatively Ham if you're a blasphemer.

>> No.14406726

>>14406721
He drew a Baphomet once, and a Chesire/Yuki loli.

>> No.14406727

>>14406566

I want to fuck a cat.

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14406732

>>14406725
Arachnotaur's followers eat beef.

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>>14406724
A lot of monsters don't wear panties, especially Undead.
>you will never "adopt" a derelict 7 ft tall Undead giant, and help her achieve Wighthood

>> No.14406736
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>>14406721
A few but not too many.

>> No.14406738

>>14406732
I'm joining you, then. Unless there's a religion for chicken wings. As spicy as they get.

>> No.14406737

>>14406726
Ah, I forgot about those.
If anything, I want to see Mono foray into dynamic actiony shit at some point in the future.

>> No.14406742

>>14406732
So just the chuuni Ushi priestess who made up the religion by herself then.

>> No.14406744
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>>14405588
Stop lying to me, Anon. It's not nice.

>> No.14406746

>>14406744
Writefags are important for us, anon.

>> No.14406753

>>14404522

>A kejourou sitting alone
>A man approaches her after being charmed by her hair
>She notices him and asks him how she can help him.
>Realizing that he's looking her over and especially has a fixation on her breasts
>"Hm? Do you want to touch these?" she asks, holding her breasts from the bottom, presenting them to him
>He declines, too shy to try and do something like that.
>He thinks to leave but he finds his wrists and fingers coiled in silky black hair. It guides his hands to her breasts, underneath her kimono. His fingers are made to grope her breasts. She then slowly moves his hands around
>"See? Aren't they nice and soft?"
>After a little bit of this she retreats her hair from his fingers and wrists, giggling to herself that now he's still doing it without being forced.

>> No.14406759

>>14406691
>Wight facesitting
Yes please

>> No.14406761

>>14406753
Mmm baby.

>> No.14406772
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>>14406753
I might have to steal this.

>> No.14406776

>>14406753
Assertive girls are the best.

>> No.14406777

My cat is eating my yogurt. Would Werecats like yogurt?

>> No.14406778
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14406778

>mothman girl when?

>> No.14406780
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14406780

>>14406778
Already a thing, Friend.

>> No.14406781

>>14406778

Mothman endured!

>> No.14406786

>>14406780
>she's not 7 feet tall
>she doesn't bring impending doom
she's not the real mothman, she's a phony!

>> No.14406790

>>14406781
No, Tankred endures, mothman just sort of moseys along.

>> No.14406793

>>14406786
You've obviously never met one, then.

>> No.14406803

>>14406793
Have you?

>> No.14406806

>>14406776
Assertive but gentle is best.

>> No.14406809

>>14406803
Yno

>> No.14406812

>>14406806
>Assertive but gentle
This is the #1 reason why I monster girls.

>> No.14406813

>>14405038
Such a tiny tail. No wonder she has no boyfriend! who'd want such a shrunk up tail! I bet you can't even brush it properly!

>> No.14406814

>>14406812
The best ones are. Yetis, Holsts, Titanias, Kejourou etc etc.

>> No.14406817
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>>14406812
Rawr.

>> No.14406818

>>14406786
Oh, if you were looking for a Goliath Mothman MG, why didn't you just say so?

>> No.14406820

>>14406722
>that kind of stress
Relieving that kind of stress would be in my job description

>> No.14406826

>>14406820
>being the tool a Wurm uses to relieve stress
Do you have "breathers" with her?

>> No.14406829

>>14406826
I feel her breath on the back of my neck when we're performing coitus, if that's what you mean

>> No.14406830

>>14406746
Bullshit they are.

>> No.14406833

>>14406829
No. No it isn't.
>>14406830
To me you're like precious jewels.

>> No.14406848

It's me or we've had less shitposting these last days.

>> No.14406851
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>>14406848
There's less stuff, period. We're on page 10 with less than a thousand posts.

>> No.14406852
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>>14406830
Listen, it's okay that you're not an Artfag but it's nice that writefags still exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtkST5-ZFHw

>> No.14406857

>>14406833
Yeah okay, I know it's Turkey Day and people are starved for OC and all that shit but throw me a bone, Anon.

It doesn't help that the only story idea I have is one that keeps haunting me where the MC sings Can't Take My Eyes Off You by Frankie Valli and the Four Holidays to woo a Monoeye in a post-War America

>> No.14406862

>>14406857
Why not write that? It's better than what I've got. I've got nothing. I coulda been a contender!

>> No.14406863

>>14406851
It's also Thanksgiving. You doomsayers are ridiculous.

>> No.14406865

In terms of all the -fags who are important, how would you rank them and why?

>> No.14406867

>>14406857
Wow she must feel like heaven to touch.

>> No.14406868

>>14406863
>doomsayers
What? I pointed out a fact, a fact you even agreed with, saying it's Thanksgiving as way of explaining it. How am I suddenly a doomsayer? I haven't said anything negative about the situation.
>>14406865
Please none of this.

>> No.14406869

>>14406865
They are not important. What's important is what they do.

>> No.14406873

>>14406869
Yes, but what I'm saying is which what they do is more important?

The drawfags, the writefags, the waifufags, the OC fags, the greentext fags, and so on.

>> No.14406878

>>14406873
Why would you put up "OC fags" as separate when three of the categories you mentioned fall under it?
Just stop already.

>> No.14406899
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remember to keep your insects away from sugar

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>>14406899

remember to give her the B

>> No.14406905

>>14406899
>Mantis on a sugar high
She might actually show some emotion, that or be extremely energetic while still keeping a straight face.

>> No.14406913
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>>14406904
The blood?

>> No.14406914

>>14406905
>Mantis waifu eats a lot of sugar
>She's the same as she always is
>Face still deadpan
>Not hyperactive
>Speech still slightly monotone
>But she's just kind of vibrating at all times

>> No.14406917
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>>14406913
YES! THE B! GIVE US THE B!

>> No.14406921
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>>14406917
Gladly

>> No.14406924

>>14406921
So willingly? You're not some kind of whore, are you?

>> No.14406926

>>14406921
>>14406917
>>14406913
Can somebody get me in touch with a dyslexic butcher? Because I am in dire need of some stakes.

>> No.14406928

>>14406913
>>14406917
>>14406921
What kind of stories can be done with Vampires that aren't totally lame?

>> No.14406932

>>14406862
Partly because I don't enjoy writing for the thread anymore, and stories generally get far more hate than they merit if you don't post them in /mgt/

>> No.14406933

>>14406932
Alp please.

>> No.14406935

>>14406928
A Beauty and the Beast style story with a vampire slowly falling for her servant.

>>14406926
Meanie.

>> No.14406938

>>14406914
That poor girl, all that excess energy and it's not going anywhere.

>> No.14406942

>>14406933
You can't stop the pity party. Rather, you can't stop his fucking pathetic attempts at a pity party.

>> No.14406943

>>14406935
I'm not sure I want to ship a Vampire with an Igor.

>> No.14406945

>>14406933
That's not Alp but okay.

>> No.14406948

>>14406943
Not a Igor, more of a naive butler or something.

>> No.14406949

>>14406935
>A Beauty and the Beast style story with a vampire slowly falling for her servant.
The same story we've been told 794 times before. Riveting.

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>>14406928
>Vampire loses most of her abilities after a Wight jobs the shit out of her, and promptly kidnaps her husband
>has to make her way through her own castle, and defeat both her former loyal Undead servants
>while maaaybe absorbing their souls for new abilities/transformations

>> No.14406952

>>14406945
>That's not Alp
Then you are. Now please, Alp. Please.

>> No.14406956

>>14406926
>for years as I child I always wondered how the image of a delicious steak carved from wood could kill vampires, much less by stabbing as steaks lack sharp edges

Got I felt like such a dumbass when I learned what a stake actually was. That's fucking Wurm-tier.

>> No.14406957

>>14406951
I'll one-up you: Wight beats up Vampire and traps her in bat-form, kidnapping husband and taking over the castle.
Estranged Dhampir daughteru has to save family now.

>> No.14406960

>>14406932
Oh, then where do you post them? Can I get a link?

>> No.14406965
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14406965

Cute Wizard Girls!

>> No.14406966

>>14406928
>A Vampire who due to some misunderstanding thinks her neighbour is a vampire hunter
>He's not, he's just a carpenter who was asked to make a cross for one of his clients
>She's too much of a fool to realise the truth and goes to extreme lengths to be nice to him in fear for her life
Wait you wanted ideas that aren't lame? I've got nothing.

>> No.14406968

>>14406965
That looks more like a magician than a wizard.

>> No.14406969

>>14406965
She's so thin.

>> No.14406971

>>14406969
Hathor Milk can fix that

>> No.14406972

>>14406969
That's for hydrodynamics.

>> No.14406975

>>14406960
Anon, he probably writes about pseudo-penises.

>> No.14406985
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>>14406965
Ghostrick

>> No.14406991

>>14406966
>He shows up on her door step one day
>He has one he made for her since she seemed so interested in it
>He even put some carving in it!
>Hfw she won't open the door and will only look through the peephole because she thinks he's going to stake her

>> No.14406998
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You know what would be nice?
Snow.

>> No.14407005
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>>14406991
Cute vampire suffering is the best.

>> No.14407012

>>14407005
The best part is that he's a Wolf Hunter, boy is she going to feel silly.

>> No.14407013
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14407013

How would you react if Hikage were a lamia and she whispered a graphic description of her masturbation habits in your ear?

>> No.14407017
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>>14407013
I've never played Senran Kagura, so I haven't a clue in that regard.

>> No.14407019
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>>14407013
I'd be as red as a tomato

>> No.14407022

>>14407013
I'd ask for a demonstration.

>> No.14407023

>>14407013
Cum.

>> No.14407024

>>14407013
Whisper my masturbation habits in hers. And right as she thinks I'm done add "and I do that to pictures of you."

I'd end up being raped or murdered.

>> No.14407032

>>14407013
Clearly it's time to arrange for an in-person exchange of ideas if you know what I mean.

>> No.14407045

>>14406928
Fright Night type story with a human girl living next door. Bonus for having Hollywood Paladin Petra Vincent

>I'm not Petra Vincent, the great monster killer. That's just a character in a movie. Me, I'm just afraid.

Best vampire stories are where they're in their element in a world where people don't believe monsters exist, or at least in total isolation from the rest of the world. Vampires need mystery like they need blood.

>> No.14407048

>>14406975
>>14406960
I neither write about nor condone pseudo-penises The story's are in a place of no import to anything

>>14406952
You're about as cold as Antarctica

>> No.14407054

>>14407048
>as cold as Antarctica
You would know you Eskimongolian.

>> No.14407055

>>14407048
Sure, sure.

>> No.14407073

>>14407048
Stop posting.

>> No.14407076

What shirt would you buy your waifu to embarrass her?

>> No.14407078
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14407078

Abigail is a healthy girl and totally not self-conscious about her thighs. Please don't bully her.

>> No.14407086

>>14407076
I would buy her a keyhole sweater and embarrass her by making sure there's always some of my semen leaking out somewhere.

This might not actually embarrass her, but I'd try real hard.

>> No.14407087

>>14407078
I will nibble on her thighs until art of her sitting on someone's face is produced.

>> No.14407091

>>14407078
I'll give her a pecker[/spoiler] on the cheeks.

>> No.14407092

>>14407078
those are some really sexy thighs

>> No.14407095

>>14407078
Abigail is the cutest Wight!

Love her fat__ thighs!

>> No.14407097

>>14407091
Oh no I fucked up.

>> No.14407100

>>14407078
I bet she's capable of doing some strong kicks.

>> No.14407118

>>14407100
And equally powerful leg locks.

>> No.14407123

>>14407078
You know, I bet she was probably incredibly proud of how plush and large her breasts are

But when she went out to show them off, everyone just commented on her thighs

Being Abigail is suffering

>> No.14407125

>>14407078
I want to tell Abigail that she has a cute face, cute hair, and the most beautiful pair of eyes I've ever seen on a wight. I also want to cuddle her and tell she never has to feel cold ever again as we hold one another close in tight hug while the cold rages on outside.

>> No.14407130

>>14407118
Y'know, most Wights do happen to be ex-knights/military, so they are definitely combat ready.

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>>14407055
>>14407054
>Eskimongolian
>Implying Ithaqua isn't best daughteru

>> No.14407136

>>14407078
Those are some perfect thighs. And bosom and eyes.

She needs some thighs and maybe a dress tat covers the entirety of her butt though.

>> No.14407142

>>14407078
Glad she's showing off her thighs proudly. Chunky thighs are the best!

>> No.14407146

>>14407132
>Ithaqua
I will forever associate this name with the threesome from Demonbane. Fucking fire and ice into submission.

>> No.14407148

>>14407078
Why would she be self-conscious about her big, thick thighs?

>> No.14407149
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She's making a list
She's drawing real close
She's gonna find out
Who bruises the most

Krampus-sama is comiiiing to toooown

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>>14407132
But nobody wants a sad Wendigo.

>> No.14407156

>>14407153
I want a sad Wendigo to cheer up.

>> No.14407161

>>14407149
Nobody cares about Krampus.

>>14407073
Whatever you want, thar b'hay

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>>14407149
I can't wait to get what's coming to me!

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>>14407161

>Nobody cares about Krampus

Wait until the 25th, baby.

>> No.14407166

>>14407149
>>14407163
She has a genuinely ugly face.

>> No.14407169

>>14407166
I find it attractive. You can't make me not like what I like. You lose.

>> No.14407172

>TFW desperately want Krampus because she's cool and I'm a masochist
>Too wimpy to ever do naughty things
>Will probably get Ms. Claus again
Suffering

>> No.14407173

>>14407166
Fuck you, Krampus-chan is the cutest.

>> No.14407174

>>14407172
I'm sure if you ask, Ms Claus will get some of her elves to bully you.

>> No.14407179

>>14407172
What's Ms. Claus like?

>> No.14407180

>>14406223
>>14406241
>>14406254
Butter-T selling out is pretty shit.

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>>14407179

>> No.14407183

>>14407174
>Wanting to be bullied by elves
There's masochism, and then there's THAT. Even masochists bully elves. That shit's against the natural order.

>> No.14407191

>>14407179

Thick, knife-eared, constantly lactating MILF who wants to breastfeed you while jacking you off.

>> No.14407192

>>14407179
A plump Ara Ara Elf Girl that struggles to fit in chimneys, but rewards all the good boys with headpats, treats, presents, and lets them sit in her lap and rub cheeks. She's very sweet, gentle, kind, and mature.

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14407193

>>14407125

>> No.14407194

>>14407183
There's a monoeye intern that runs the website, you an have her or ask her to leak your information to the sites with monstergirls that like to bully nerds.

>> No.14407195

>>14407180
I don't mind artists having Patreons provided the watermark isn't fuckhuge, and is placed somewhere that doesn't detract from the actual picture.
>>14407183
>implying you wouldn't want a Finnish Elf to take out all her frustration on your pelvis

>> No.14407196

>>14407193
FACE. SITTING.

>> No.14407197

>>14407191
>>14407192
I like Ms. Claus.

>> No.14407200

>>14407195
FINISH THE FINNISH! KNIFE-EARS GO HOME!

>> No.14407202

>>14407195
>Finnish Elf
You mean the frustrations of having to wear a burka now?

>> No.14407204

>>14407165
Krampusnacht is on December 6th, you bolshevik.

>>14407163
>Hardcore femdom
Get out.

>> No.14407207

>>14407193
Absolute cutey!

Question for you Mono, but any reason you made her pale-green? Not complaining, it looks great on her, we just usually don't see people deviating from the vanilla colors for Monster Girl designs.

>> No.14407210

>>14407204
>December 6th
Finnish Elves celebrate independence then.
>Get out
No.

>> No.14407211

>>14407193
I want to go to a love hotel with Abigail!

>> No.14407215
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>>14407193
Can she use her tiara thing as a super sharp boomerang?

>> No.14407218

>>14407078
This Wight is way too cuuuuute!

>> No.14407223

>>14407193
And she just manages to keep on getting even cuter! So very, very cuuuute!

>> No.14407224

>>14407193
What hobbies does Abigail have?

I bet they involve sitting around, like playing cards, or reading, or so on. Sitting around a lot is what causes all that weight to go to her thighs and rear you know.

>> No.14407237

>>14407193
Some would say they want to do lewd things to her

Personally I'd rather her thighs do lewd things to me

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14407239

>>14407196
That's not very ladylike.

>>14407207
I specifically wanted to distinct her from the regular Wight, but another reason I opted for a more neutral color scheme is so she doesn't look as cold. Green worked pretty well since it still has that undead/ghost feeling to it.

>> No.14407241

How amazing would the legs on an ostrich harpy be? Long AND thick.

>> No.14407244

>>14407239
>not very ladylike
Au contraire, queen's stools are meant to be used by fine ladies who can afford to spend money on good craftmanship when buying toys meant to mess with their men.
I'm sorry for forcing this, it's just an idea I'd like to see happen.

>> No.14407248

>>14407239
>That's not very ladylike.
It's very ladylike. All the classy ladies are doing it.

>> No.14407250

>>14407218
>>14407223
Are you guys bullying her?

>> No.14407251

>>14407239
Does Abby have a husbando?

>> No.14407255

>>14407239
I hope you're compiling all these sketches to put in one big picture or something, she's too cute not to show off.

At the least send a pic to KC, he loves OCs and he's sure to love a cute thigh wight

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>>14407193
>in less than 30 minutes, someone can produce a product with more worth than something that took you a month
why oh why did I spend my 10,000 hours on reading and writing instead of drawing

>> No.14407260

>>14407237
I bet she enjoys reading romance novels in a room dimly lit by candles.
>>14407239
Considered doing a short bio for her? Things like age, height, hobbies, likes, dislikes and favourite food?

Not weight though because it's rude to reveal that about a lady.

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>>14407250

>> No.14407268

>>14407260
>Not weight though because it's rude to reveal that about a lady.
Only girls self conscious about their weight don't tell anyone.

But, don't forget to put breast measurements

>> No.14407269

>>14407193
>>14407239
This Wight is too cute. Those breasts are suspiciously perky though. Either her dress has some crazy push-up capabilities or cosmetic sorcery started getting popular with the undead.

>> No.14407270

>>14407259
Oh pls Alp, I like how you draw. Not really.

>> No.14407277

>>14407172
I want to buy a new scarf for Yeti Claus and stay on her hug list

>> No.14407279

>>14407268
>But, don't forget to put breast measurements
How could I forget? And she might be self conscious about her weight considering how everyone always talks about her thighs.

>> No.14407283

>>14407259
I used to be really good at drawing and painting before trying to writefag. have an old canvas I did at 13 hanging on my wall so it's not so bad for me.

I just go "meh" and move on.

>> No.14407284

>>14407269
Anon I bet they're all natural.

>> No.14407285
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14407285

>>14407239
Wights are alright.

>> No.14407287
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14407287

>>14407251
Secret.

>>14407260
I didn't think people would enjoy her so much, but I guess I will.

>> No.14407288

>>14407279
But there's nothing wrong with her thick soft thighs! I bet they make great lap pillows.

>> No.14407289

>>14407279
Which makes it all the more important for us!
Please let her be a big girl. Heightwise.

>> No.14407292

>>14407287
>willing to make a bio
>still no face-sitting
Time for blackjack and hookers.

>> No.14407294

>>14407279
If she didn't want them to attract attention she shouldn't have such magnificent thighs.

>> No.14407296

>>14407287
That's due to that fact that while popular, Wights don't exactly have much in terms of art.

>> No.14407302

>>14407287
I need this woman with her hair down, in ornamental armor, holding a ceremonial sword from her knighthood days. Assuming she had them.

>> No.14407304

>>14407287
>I didn't think people would enjoy her so much, but I guess I will.
>He didn't think people would like a cute Wight
Mono please, she's adorable.

>> No.14407308

>>14407287
>I didn't think people would enjoy her so much, but I guess I will.
You thought wrong.

You can't make a cutie wight with cute faces, a charming demeanor, and delicious fat thighs and expect people not to like her

Besides, most people here like OCs. Even Haohi is liked.

>> No.14407309

>>14407239
>>14407250
Of course not, she's just so cuuuute!
Simply adorable!

>> No.14407312

>>14407287
Abby-sama! Please sign my tombstone! Abby is CUTE!

>> No.14407318

>>14407287
>I didn't think people would enjoy her so much
She's a cute wight mixing it up in terms of design compared to the stock MGE version, what's not to enjoy?

Also, thighs.

>> No.14407325

>>14407308
>Besides, most people here like OCs.
Mostly because we can talk about them without resorting to the "all [insert race] have to do/be like X" since they're an individual and not a profile.

That and it's an excuse for designs that differ from the profile.

>> No.14407332

>>14407308
>Even Haohi is liked.
You can't see it, but I have a stern frown right now.

FemAkai > Matangos > Haohi

>> No.14407335

Wights are adorable.

>> No.14407342

>All this Wight love
I am a happy man

>> No.14407344
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14407344

>>14407270

>> No.14407346
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14407346

>>14407325
>That and it's an excuse for designs that differ from the profile.
This, this is the type of thing I desire to see more of.

>> No.14407353

>>14407332
FemAku > All of those

>> No.14407355

>>14407332
But Haohi has cute feet!

Really cute feet!

Can you find cuter feet?

>> No.14407359
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14407359

>>14407332
>FemAkai
Great taste.

>> No.14407363

>>14407344
If it makes you feel any better, you're still better at drawing than most of us here.

>> No.14407369

I want to go see Monster Girls Undead district as a tourist, and take pictures of all the spooky architecture.
Get my picture taken with a group of Ghoul delinquents.
Stare in awe and wonder as a Lich performs Street Necromancy to a gathering crowd.
Maybe even catch a glimpse of one of the local Vampire/Wight celebrities travelling around in their carriage pulled by Nightmares!

>> No.14407370

I'm gonna run a holstaur and minotaur farm
And I'm gonna force a dragon to drink alllllll the milk

>> No.14407371

>>14407363
Don't lie Anon

>> No.14407374
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14407374

I don't know, I really thought she'd get ignored but I'm so happy you guys like her.

I put an album together with all the art of her so far.

https://imgur.com/a/AFzvl

>> No.14407376

>>14407370
Can I help milk the Minotaur?

>> No.14407378

>>14407374
Awesome! Thanks ever so much Mono. More cute, cute, incredibly cute wight is always good!

>> No.14407380

>>14407346
I've been thinking about OCs myself and coming up with stuff that seems nice.

Like a loli Christmas cake Baphomet with a Bob cut who wants to defy the fact she's really [redacted] years old so she wears cute dresses and attends activities like girl scout meetings while lying about her age.

>> No.14407382

>>14407363
If I had a tablet, a good art program, and some minor practice I could totally churn out something worthwhile.

Maybe.

>> No.14407383

>>14407370
Not all the milk!
>>14407374
Madam if you would be so kind I would like to play your ass like a bongos.

>> No.14407384

>>14407376
Yes, as long as you keep in mind all milk is earmarked for the dragon.

>> No.14407385

>>14407370
Don't forget the Hathor Milk Anon!

>>14407374
We better see more of her in the future, OK Mono? She's a cutie. Also more thighs too, gotta have more thighs.

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14407389

>>14407376
Careful Anon, Minotaurs can get moody when it comes to milking.

>> No.14407390

>>14407371
It's true though.

>> No.14407391

>>14407369
>travelling around in their carriage pulled by Nightmares!
This pleases me.

>> No.14407393

>>14407374
>Wight barely has any art
>Suddenly nine images in the space of a a day or two
>They're all of a girl cuter than the original design
I stand by what I said before, you're too good for us.

>> No.14407394

>>14407374
Abby is the prettiest princess! Cute cute cute!

>> No.14407396

How do you tell what your forte is in writing MGs?

>> No.14407402

>>14407396
Try writing some shit and see what comes naturally or not?

>> No.14407403

>>14407382
>Maybe
You can do it anon, I believe in you.

>> No.14407404

>>14407402
I mean like what kind of MGs

>> No.14407410

>>14407391
As it should, remember to bow as the carriage passes, Vampires like to feel important, it makes them happy.

>> No.14407411

>>14407404
>which MG is my favorite?
>can I coherently explain why it's my favorite?
There's your forte. Now go vomit up whatever drivel is cooking in your brain.

>> No.14407420

>>14407370
That's gonna be a big dragon before long

>> No.14407421

>>14407396
Choose the ones with the bits that you like/can explain the best. Really, as long as you can do that well it doesn't matter which MG you pick.

>> No.14407425

>>14407389
I'll be as gentle and caring as I can be.

>> No.14407430
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14407430

>>14407390
Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?

>> No.14407435

>>14407344
Would crawl into bed with that alp.

>> No.14407444

>>14407430
There are no truths, only interpretations.

>> No.14407454
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14407454

>>14406924
What, are you telling me that is not normal to be a slut for vampires?

>> No.14407456

>>14407374
Cute! Thanks for all the new art, Mono.

>> No.14407458

>>14407430
More bishie when?

>> No.14407460

>>14407454
Not all men are willing to give up so much to be an undead's boy toy.

But that make you all the more valuable

>> No.14407462

>>14407458
Never.

>> No.14407465
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14407465

>>14407370
But what Dragon Girls do you get and what does it do?

https://www.wizards.com/d20modern/d20mdice/dice.htm

Roll a d5
>1-Dragon (Vanilla)
>2-Wurm
>3-Wyvern
>4-Ryu
>5-Jabberwock

Roll a d6
>1-Holstaurus Milk (Increases Breasts)
>2-Minos Milk (Increases Muscles)
>3-Hathor Milk (Increases Chub)
>4-Wonderland Milk (Ara Ara, Progresses age)
>5-Sabbath Milk (Onii-chan! Regresses age)
>6-Demon Milk (Instills dominance, blue/purple/black skin, black sclera, demon magic, etc)

Then Roll a d4 to determine how much milk she gets
>1-Just a glass
>2-Just a few glasses
>3-A few Quartz
>4-Several Gallons

What Dragon do you guys get out of the Milk Farm? Make sure you take good care of her!

>> No.14407467

>>14407462
If I give you a kiss will you come back?

>> No.14407469

>>14407465
>Ryu, Demon Milk, Several Gallons
So a Blue Skinned corrupted Goddess, with black scrlera and a heart so corrupted she would let the lands perish in drought as long as she could have me forever and ever?

I like it.

>> No.14407473

>>14407462
Aw.

>> No.14407475

>>14407465
>Jabberwock gets several gallons of Sabbath Milk
Oh my.

>> No.14407481

>>14407465
>Wurm
>Demon Milk
>A few quartz
I think I lucked out not rolling a 4 on that last one but I'm still going to get raped through the floor. A demonic Wurm could be nice though.

>> No.14407485

>>14407475
She's practically an infant now. I hope you'll take responsibility and raise your new daughteru.

>> No.14407489

>>14407485
But I hate kids, can't I just give her up for adoption.

>> No.14407492

>>14407465
I want to make all the girls I can find drink both Demon and Minotaur milk!

>> No.14407495

>>14407489
That's rude. What if they figure out she's not a real kid and give her some Wonderland milk, and then she hunts you down and bickers at you for trying to give her up for adoption. Nothing's scarier than an angry wock!

Well I mean, except, you know...

>> No.14407507

>>14407495
No I don't know, what scarier than an angry wock?

>> No.14407508

>>14407507
Two angry wocks!

>> No.14407509

slowly starting to continue with my TL for KC's Q&A. Now moving on to the 'newest' batch of answers from 5 months ago


/answer/114713454933
>Can Alps also monsterise human women? Also, I was told that there's [separate adult sized Witches], so are there also adult sized Devils (most likely as separate kind)?

Alps can do it the same way as Succubi. There are no adult sized Devils. However, since Devils are closer related to Imps than Succubi, there's also a kind of Monstergirl with blue skin and black sclera and the appearance of an adult that's closer related to Succubi, albeit with a different lifestyle
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Normally I'd try to word that last part better, but we all know by now that he means Demons with that


/answer/114713651285
>With this it's decided! What will a Monstergirl that accidentally Alp'd a man do?

Give up; Search for a husband to share together with the Alp'd kid; ect..... However, Monstergirls as a whole exceed at being able to tell if someone harbours feelings for someone, so the pattern were they notice if someone holds the disposition for Alping before attacking him seems to be relatively common.
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/answer/126877119573
>What's the ectoplasm like stuff covering the arms of a Wight?

It's a spiritual body (ectoplasm) made from magic!
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>> No.14407510
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14407510

>>14407465
>Vanilla Dragon
>Hathor milk
>A few quartz
I like girls with a slight stomach, so this is fine with me.

>> No.14407515

>>14407509

/answer/114379264341
>Are Amazoness muscular?

There are many muscular Amazoness!
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anything else would've been an affront


/answer/114712701781
>Do runes like pleasure runes have an effect if carved on a man?

They do
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/answer/126490495317
>What kind of role does the scythe of a Nightmare play?

The scythe is used to cut open and create an entry into the dream world. Did it-, so cool! However, they can do this even without one. So there actually are many girls without one. For Nightmares they are something like a fashion item handed down from ancient times.
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>> No.14407518

>>14407515
Well, that gives an interesting insight into how Nightmares function. As they're one of my favorite MGEs, always nice to hear more details on them.

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14407524

>>14407509
Do you just translate the Alp stuff just to get a reaction out of people? It's gonna get rather tiresome after a while, especially if you make it your designated gimmick.

>> No.14407527

>>14407509
>>14407515
Thanks Swiss, always appreciated

>> No.14407528

>>14407515
>However, they can do this even without one.
Chuuni, Nightmares are Chuuni. I want to bully one.

>> No.14407530

>>14407465
>Wurm
>Wonderland
>Several gallons

Ah jeez.

>> No.14407532

>>14407509
alp nerf when

>> No.14407533

>>14407530
A GILF is fine too.

>> No.14407538

>>14407508
Well too bad, that wock is being given up for adoption no matter what. I just don't like kids anon.

>> No.14407542

>>14407524
You'd be surprised but Alps are insanely popular in the Japanese fanbase, they have a ridiculous amount of stories.

Only makes sense that he gets a lot of questions about them.

>> No.14407544

>>14407510
Attack the Black Dragon's sensitive chest area for massive damage!

>> No.14407548

>>14407542
Shit taste in Japan is a universal constant.

>> No.14407550

>>14407542
Japan once again presents its shit taste.

>> No.14407551

>>14407548
Japan likes their genderbenders. They pretty well invented Internet Rule 63.

>> No.14407555

>>14407542
Glad to know Japan has superior tastes.

>> No.14407557

>>14407465
>Wurm
>Mino
>Several gallons
Ohhhhhh boy

>> No.14407559

>>14407532
Never, just wait for that alp lilim.

>> No.14407565

>>14407559
I want to see the queen of hearts first. All we know is that she's a loli Lilim but KC's never gave us art of her.

>> No.14407570

>>14407544
That sounds like a great idea.

>> No.14407572

>>14407559
>alp lilim
Going by how Lilims are born in the setting, that won't happen.

>> No.14407573
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14407573

>>14407565
>loli lillim

>> No.14407574

>>14407559
But lilims can't be alps, they are the daughters o- I don't even care anymore.

>> No.14407576
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14407576

>>14407574
Could call, friendo.

>> No.14407579

>>14407574
Might be a possibility in the future when she can have sons and one of them alps.

Until then it's impossible as the demon lord can't figure out how to make monsters have sons yet.

>> No.14407581

>Play Blade and Soul beta
>Try to make cute waifu
>Awful boob physics
>Can't make large tats because polygons make them look absurd and pointy

Godammit

At least the ass can be fat.

>> No.14407582

>>14407574
She adopts a human boy as a peace sign and he ends up alping

>> No.14407584

>>14407574
Someone alped by a lilim would count as one.

>> No.14407586

>>14407515
So Nightmares physically enter the dreams of others. Interesting.

Thanks for posting these, Momo.

>> No.14407587

>>14407572
>>14407574
Alps can be any monstergirl. Period. Also, your waifu used to be a guy.

>> No.14407588

>>14407559
>>14407574
>>14407582
He already drew that.

>> No.14407590

>>14407581
>Play Blade and Soul beta
>hear dub
>start bleeding from ears
Thanks NCWest.

>> No.14407591

>>14407584
>>14407587
Here is your (you).

>> No.14407592
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14407592

>>14407467
>>14407473
I can't draw bishies. I hope you can self insert into this anyway.

>> No.14407593

>>14407590
Also true.

>> No.14407594

>>14407524
don't blame me, blame the Japanese for asking so many questions about them

>>14407572
>>14407579
closest thing you can have now are Arch Alps, since being a Lilim requires you to be a direct descendant of the current Demon Lord

>> No.14407597
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14407597

>>14407581
This is why I just grabbed a Lyn design off a korean site and tweaked it a bit. Boob physics don't matter if your character is flat as a pancake, plus you can make them taller and give them Elin thighs.

>> No.14407598

>>14407515
Damn Nightmares seem pretty rad because of that dream entry

>> No.14407599

>>14407587
>Alpfags disregarding the time difference between when the DL came into power and the present MGE in order to fit their narrative
>>14407588
That was actually some flat chick from a RPG KC played.
He just drew her as a Succubus

>> No.14407602

>>14407590
Don't forget they edited part of the script to make a character "a decent human."
>Say you won't censor the game
>Censor it anyway because the thought of a man cheating triggers you
Good job NCWest.

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14407609

>>14407515
>Nightmares slicing ring shapes into the air in order to gain access to the dream world
This shit reminds me so much of Garo, I love it.

>> No.14407611

>>14407590
>>14407602
Why are localizers filled with SJWs? Why would SJWs go into a field where they have to deal with "problematic" content daily? Why do they have to ruin it for the rest of us?

I'm glad KC doesn't do official translations, or has any big company to deal with. I want him to remain pure and problematic.

>> No.14407615

>>14407599
>That was actually some flat chick from a RPG KC played.
Not really. It was a trio of pictures of fanart based off Shinrabansho. He gave his own in-universe explanation for their corruption as having been turned by the DL herself, thus being "Lilims". And iirc, he labeled one an "Alp", thus, Alp Lilim.

Of course, I've only been able to confirm the original appearance of one of them because there's so damn many Shinrabansho characters and no one cares about any of them besides Astaroth.

>> No.14407617

>>14407594
>Arch Alps
I want one. I'll hug her and pet her and squeeze her and call her a fag.

>> No.14407621

>>14407611
They are social engineers. Everything must be made PC, so they colonize everything for their Cultural Marxist Utopia.. That's why you have to be on guard to remove them forcefully when they try to so much as get a foot in the door.

>> No.14407625

>>14407621
I'm just waiting for the inevitable fallout when the SJWs representing Islamic Apologists, #BLM BS, and Fedora Tipping Feminists, realize how incompatible their beliefs are.

>> No.14407639

>>14407615
Great, now to find out which Shinrabansho character is the alp.

>> No.14407646

>>14407602
I'm more bothered by the butchering of names, the atrocious voice acting and the unnecessary changes to the main story.

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14407647

>>14407277
She's making a list and hugging it lots, gonna find out who shitposts or not

Yeti Claus is coming to town

>> No.14407652

>>14407078
I want her to leglock my head with those meaty things

>> No.14407661
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14407661

What do you do with/to a yeti in this situation?

>> No.14407662

>>14407647
Yeti Claus is garbage.

>> No.14407663

>>14407652
Please do not bully her thighs!

>> No.14407665

>>14404866
What is "manda"?

>> No.14407667

>>14407639
Good luck with that.

>> No.14407669

>>14407665
If I had to guess? Mandarake, a Japanese retailer who sells and resells rare and unique items.

You can find tons of rare and exclusive stuff from them, usually at moderately fair prices.

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14407673

>>14407667
On second thought I think I'm going to go back and have dessert with my family.

>> No.14407678

>>14407647
>gonna find out who shitposts or not
She's going to have all of us on that list of shitposters then.

>> No.14407688

>>14407661
Run away, she's been overcharged from chin scratches, just look at her waggling ahoge!

>> No.14407693

>>14407688
But wait, what happens when you overload a yeti? Are the consequences abominable?

>> No.14407694

>>14407524
What else would you expect from an actual Alp though?

>> No.14407699

>>14407693
There's snow escaping her once she gets a nice, long charging

>> No.14407703

>>14407694
Don't be silly, there are no actual Alps. Especially not here.

>> No.14407706

>>14407693
>what happens when you overload a yeti
Something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPdHaNr0OAY

>> No.14407715

>>14407673
Great, now I want pumpkin pie.

>> No.14407726

>>14407703
Yeah, this. Please everyone, just keep calm, and don't forget that it's fine to sleep with no underwear or pants on. If you wake up feeling something sitting on your chest, just go back to sleep, OK?

>> No.14407733

>>14407611
Because both localizers and SJWs tend to be xenophiles. Xenophilia/phobia is one of the basic human social traits.

You see a lot of SJW types that shit on their own culture while praising foreign cultures, when in truth all cultures have their good and bad points.

This can create awkward situations for the SJWs when they actually take a look at one of those cultures they love to praise and realize it's a lot less socially progressive than their own. But it must be better, because it's foreign, so they blame it on the patriarchy or something.

>> No.14407739

>>14407663
I'm sorry, Anon. I'm an infamous thigh lover. I can't help it.

>> No.14407746

>>14407739
Just don't call them fat! Even if they are, don't tell her that!

>> No.14407752
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>>14407663
But they're so thick, and wide!

They're real watermelon crushers!

>> No.14407757

>>14407465
>Few glasses of Demon milk Jabberwock
She's going to tease and play with me like her favorite toy, and I'm going to like it.

>> No.14407773

>>14407746
What's she gonna do? Sit on me?

>> No.14407798

>>14407773
Kung Fu Wight? Intriguing...

>> No.14407806

>>14407773
>What's she gonna do? Sit on me?
Quote from man who got his face sat on by Wight.

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>> No.14407810

got a few more
>>14407515

/answer/127309958997
>The claws of a Jinko are pretty long, so are they able to retract them like cats?

They can
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/answer/124739775829
>What do Monstergirls outside of the [radical faction] think about the [radical faction]? Also are Devils part of the [radical faction] as their whole kind? And are there any other kinds with many members of the [radical faction]?

The reactions vary from [I see (indifferent)] to [They sure are whimsical, having time for this despite making out with their husbands-] to [Give your best-. That's wonderful!] and [Stop it! If you keep monsterising human women, then my husband candidates will decreaaaaase]. Devils are part of the radical faction as a whole. And there are other kinds like that.
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/answer/125617397077
>Can Yuki Onna and Glacies enter hot springs?

They can go in. However, even after only entering for a short time their bodies will start to feel hot and their minds will get soggy, even if it wasn't a Demon Realm hot spring. Sex will be inevitable!
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>>14407694
>>14407703
there are no Alps here, now go to sleep

>> No.14407817

>>14407806
Just as planned.

>> No.14407821

>>14407810
>Monster Girls are aware of and do worry about the decreasing human population
>Ice-type MGs get drunk when exposed to heat
Neat.

>> No.14407824

>>14407810
>Stop it! If you keep monsterising human women, then my husband candidates will decreaaaaase

This cracked me up for some reason.

>> No.14407831

>>14407806
But what if I want her to sit on my lap so I can give her a nice hug?

>> No.14407838

>>14407509
>be stage 2 alp
>succubus tells you you could turn back into a boy by asserting your masculinity and having sex with a human girl
>believe her because you're desperate
>manage to bag one after some effort and a polymorph
>not really feeling into it, but soldier on because it's to get your dick back
>right as the human girl orgasms translucent wings/tail and cute horns burst out of her body with a sickening crack and a splash of her blood hits you in the face
>she thanks you for setting her free before flying off to rape some dude
>realize you may have just ruined her life
>realize there was never any going back from alping after all

Mmm this makes for some good suffering.

>> No.14407840

>>14407810
>Stop it! If you keep monsterising human women, then my husband candidates will decreaaaaase
Heh

>> No.14407841

>>14407821
I'd say Monstergirls with a shorter lifespan are much more likely to be against the radical faction, since the Demon Lord's promise that they can give birth to Incubi eventually means jackshit to you if you're long dead by then

>> No.14407844

>>14407838
Fuck off.

>> No.14407853

>>14407841
True dat. After all, the Infinite Fuck Engine only works if you've got a husbando to help fuel it.

>> No.14407854

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWvdqkl2UH4

>Lilims warping reality while high on Mothman flakes

>> No.14407855

>>14407854
>Creates a world where you can get pregnant just by holding hands.

>> No.14407859

>>14407855
So that one episode of Futurama?

>> No.14407863
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>>14407374
Bless you Mono, more Wights are always welcome.
>>14407380
I'd rather a shortstack Arachne with highly teasable Elven ears.

>> No.14407871

>>14407859
Well, without the weird amphibian alien M-Preg, yeah.

>> No.14407872

>>14406513
>Big brown elf butt in a bunny suit
Unf.

>> No.14407884

>>14407806
Keikaku doori

>> No.14407897

>>14407810
>I see (indifferent)
Hellhound
>They sure are whimsical, having time for this despite making out with their husbands
Ara Ara~ monster
>Give your best-. That's wonderful!
Dark Priest, Succubus
>Stop it! If you keep monsterising human women, then my husband candidates will decreaaaaase
kek
Christmas Cake detected
I'll take her

>> No.14407901

>>14407897
Enjoy your christmas cake jinko.

>> No.14407904

>>14407810
>[They sure are whimsical, having time for this despite making out with their husbands
They convert human women despite having husbands? Doesn't that usually involve sex for most monster girls?

Husbands of radical faction girls confirmed for c.u.c.k.s.

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>>14407854
Holy shit, is that the new opening?

I need to catch up.

>> No.14407917

>>14407904
No. Don't start.

>> No.14407919

and one more
>>14407810

/answer/126110655829
>So why did the wings of Kunoich regress? I thought that being able to fly would be definitely advantageous for infiltration or combat...?

They basically have to move trough confined spaces for their missions, which is easier without wings. Also they don't have a need for them since they're capable of jumping really high, walk along walls and ceilings, or are able to fly by making mysterious giant kites that aren't tied to anything appear on their backs by using mudra hand signs...
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>>14407855
Did I ever tell you about the Lilim who taught her vagina to talk? Her whole pelvis would move up and down, you dig, queefing out the words. It was unlike anything I'd ever heard. Spritzy, quick, stagnant sound... a sound you could smell.

This Lilim worked with the Chaos Demons you dig, and it started out like a novelty ventriloquist act. After a while the labia would start talking on its own. She would go in without anything prepared and her vagina would ad-lib and toss lewd things at her all the time.

Then it developed sort of teeth-like raspy hooks and starting eating. She thought it was cute at first and built a pick-up skit around it, but the vagina would eat its way through her dresses and start talking out on the streets, shouting it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk too, and have crying jags because nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed the same way as any other mouth. Finally, it talked all day and night and you could hear her screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with her fists and sticking candles in it but nothing did any good and the vagina said: "It's you who will shut up, not me. Because we don't need you around here anymore. I can eat, and fuck, and birth."

After that she began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole's tail all over her mouth. She would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to her hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there. So finally her mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneously except for the eyes, you dig? That's one thing the vagina couldn't do was see. It needed the eyes.

But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn't give orders any more. It was trapped inside the skull, sealed off.

>> No.14407924

>>14407919
Man, people need to stop giving KC an excuse to go chu2 mode.

>> No.14407931

>>14407919
>They can walk on walls and ceilings
>A Kunochi could be behind you on the ceiling right this moment watching you shitpost

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