/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anyone got the picture Monorus was finsihign last night? Did he finish?

Welcome, effendi.

>>14401212
Those are some wack-ass tats.

>>14401206
It's not on his tumblr or pixiv. I'm guessing he didn't finish it.

>>14401221
>That print at the bottom
I think the artist doesn't get the whole 'internet' thing.

I want to go fishing with a Harpy!

I got this done
ignore the "fuck" in the corner, it apparently isn't the artists day

>>14401230
He doesn't get Jabberwocks either, the original version had white skin until some kind anon changed it.

>>14401240
I won't ignore, I'll pretend the Beetle is saying it as an imperative.

>>14401240
Is that an Ara-beetle?

>>14401248
What is this, a picture for Gazers?

>>14401246
pretty much
while I did wish he refined it a little. free art is free art so I cant really complain.

>>14401240

>>14401254
>read the filename

Would Baphomets try to recruit Yordles to the Sabbath?

>>14401238
I want to go fisting with a harpy!

>>14401256
>Jiiii~
>>14401259
What is this, a guide for Gazers?

>You sail to a new continent in the MG world
>On the shores you see some sort of brown-skinned Turkey Harpy
>You pin her arms behind her back and gently push her down into the soft sand of the beach as you remove her clothes
>She doesn't fight back in the slightest, just allowing you to take her on the spot
>"Thanks. Giving you the dick is going to feel great!"

Happy Thanksgiving

>>14401241
Didn't that artist draw another Jabberwock later?

Also, didn't KC make the original schoolgirl white wock? Why would he do that?

Reposting for the new thread

Name: Erieru (Probably Ariel)
Species: Sylph
Ruler of one of the four houses of elemental spirits, Wind. A being made of wind itself, her body has a misty and transparent appearance. "I heard she can freely manipulate the wind!"

So I guess to that Anon who asked yesterday, seems likely we'll get an ignis/salamander soon. We've got 2/4 elemental spirits. Once more I'm not sure if the wording means she herself is the ruler of wind, or that all Sylphs are. But I guess it's more likely just refering to her.

>>14401248
here's the full-sized pic

>>14401264
But anon, she'll lose the fish if you do that?

so what things would you research about Monster girls?

>>14401275
Pavlovian reactions to lewd stimuli.

>>14401270
>Didn't that artist draw another Jabberwock later?
He did? Must have missed that one.

And that's just another number on the list of questionable things kc has done.

>>14401256
What is this expression trying to convey?

>>14401291
Interest, possibly confusion.

>>14401248
>>14401272

>>14401275
I would not let that man near any monsters.

>>14401275
How long I can last against a tribe of MG's who haven't even seen a man in 25 years.

>>14401290
Yeah, I think the one jabberwock fag commissioned it

none of the artist's other work has that little "do not post" thing, its weird

>>14401303
>Christmas Cake Tribe
Fascinating.

>>14401302
He doesn't put himself in danger
he's got a meat shield/assistant for that.

>>14401275
>The optimal temperature for cuddle sessions with an Lich
>The maximum amount of orgasms a Baphomet can achieve while her partner is under the effects of a raging mushroom
>How many Khepri servants can a man sustain while having enough time for all of them

I know they're some tough sounding tasks and I wouldn't ask anyone to put themselves through such hellish trials. I volunteer myself to take part in these experiments.

I wanna eat prezels, drink cheap beer and watch shitty action movies, while having post-coital cuddles with a bro-tier tomboy childhood best friend succubus, who's often mistaken for an Alp for her hobbies and lithe athletic body type!

>>14401327
Is that a dude? I actually can't tell.

>>14401330
Yes, you faggot.

>>14401330
>>14401334
It's actually pretty clearly a girl. Look where her hair reaches on her chest, you'll see the shadow and outline of her breasts.

>>14401341
Whatever. If you can get off to that, you're gay, it doesn't matter if it's actually a girl or not.

>>14401347
I see the thread has already gone to shit.

>>14401327
>>14401330
>>14401334
>>14401341
>>14401347
Let's just call it an Alp and every wins, OK?

>>14401327
>bro-tier tomboy childhood best friend succubus
>not an Alp
This needs used more often. Especially if she finds the whole sex for food thing to be a chore that just gets in the way of her hobbies.
>Starts as a necessity, does it with you because you're her friend and she doesn't need to get involved in things like relationships that eat up time better spent on video games
>One day something happens that changes how she sees you
>You're giving her the daily dose of dick when she starts blushing and doesn't know what to do
>She stutters a bit before running off and giving a lame excuse about not feeling well that day
>Not knowing how to confess to you she pulls the ultimate dork move and gives you an RPG to play where the party members are renamed "I", "Love" and "You."
>She can't stop looking at her feet in embarrassment when you confess to her in person

>>14401322
I hope he knows that hazmat suits going to do fuck all against the monsters

>>14401353
But the relevant post was about a succubus that's mistaken for an Alp because she's a tomboy! Calling her an Alp is missing the point!

>>14401366
No! She's an Alp and that's that!

>Alps ruining the thread already
Fucking hell, man.

>>14401327
Does she also get chased by half naked guys wearing gasmasks and wielding pieces of wood like alps do?

>>14401385
>half naked guys wearing gasmasks and wielding pieces of wood
Excuse me?

>>14401366
The girl in the image looks less like a tomboy and more like some kind of punk rocker though.

>>14401377
You mean alps saving the thread!

I want to be part of a idiot plan!
>So let me get this right.
>We catch the ryu, tie her up, then molest the fuck out of her reverse scale and run?

>>14401402
Her mind will be so blown, she won't be able to tell who did it. The perfect crime.

>>14401393
>like some kind of punk rocker

?

Punks don't look like that, where would you ever get that idea from? Punks look more like pic related.

>>14401263
Wow, something out of LOL that actually looks nice. Are they noticeably far in redoing their stuff in HD, or just a couple of things here and there? Gotta check out.

>>14401407
Nah, they look more like this

>>14401413
Is she in Moth-chan's band?

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>>14401421
I'd like the plumpest tanuki you've got!

>>14401421
And that's cutting your own throat, amirite?

>>14401408
They're just redoing old characters every so often. Tristana was the last major one and now they've updated Poppy from being an ugly midget who sounds like a fat black woman to being something cute as hell.

>>14401353
Only homos win that way

>>14401431
Oh, you should try her "More Pork Sausage In Some Buns"

>>14401442
Well I'll win that way. Alps are cute and I want to marry one!

>>14401449
Onna stick?
>>14401450
You're one of the worst people I've ever met.

>>14401451
Well I bet I'll be even worser when I tell you that I want to hug an Alp close to me and cuddle as close to her as possible! And kiss her on the lips! Just thinking about Alps makes me smile!

>>14401451
Oh, that's a good one. She'll have to secure the rights to it.

Boxas did a really nice job

>>14401454
You're part of the reason every girl is now stinky.
>>14401455
With or without ketchup?

>>14401458
I agree.

>>14401462
Oh! But that's the thing! I'd love and marry a stinky Alp! Stinky Alps are cute!

I want to smell a mauses house!

>>14401466
>>14401467
Oh dear god.

>>14401466
LEARN HOW PEOPLE TALK YOU FUCKING WEEABOO

>>14401421
I wouldn't trust those cruise tickets. Last time I got one, I had to work my debt off as a "masseur". I'll never buy from your store again.

>>14401462
Our meat is of a high enough quality to most assuredly not need it.
Unlike the ratty Large Mouse food stands down the road, our cuisine will never leave you heaving.
But it might just lead to thrusting.

>>14401458
She seems like the girl to tell other gazers that they can get boys, they just have to "be themselves".

Anyone got those screenshots KC released of his MGE RPG game?

>>14401458
What the hell does a Gazer's parallax look like?
She has 11 fully lensed eyes, ten of which can shift position independently of her head.

>>14401501
We can't even imagine the way she can see the world.

>>14401508
Close one eye. Realize how you see the world right then. Then open your other eye. You have two eyes open. Now comprehend how you opened both of them. Slowly imagine opening more and more eyes.

>>14401561
On stalks. With rapidly different fields of view than the ones on your face, which both share mostly the same.

>>14401565
That can also change position in ways we can barely imagine what it would look like if our heads could do so.

>>14401565
If you've ever accidentally popped your eye out of your socket you'll know what it's like

How many butts could a succubutt suck if a succubutt could suck butts?

>>14401597
17, accounting for wind resistance.

>>14401565
Meh, I don't find it at all hard to imagine.

>>14401492
>Mucus Toad overhears this
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>14401597
Anilingus? That's lewd.

I want a golem to see my penis and to malfunction, gaining emotions!
I want her first emotional act to be laughing at my tiny penis!

>>14401642
I think I've seen you around before, wanting other girls to laugh at your dicklet.
Just cough up the dough.

Hey guys! I'm planning on getting a final bonus picture that'll be included with all the Jabberwock Calendar images. It'll be a lewd one based off of a Holiday, but I can't decide which to choose (I'm leaning towards Christmas, but any of them are great).

So, I'll let you guys choose for me!

http://strawpoll.me/6097921

>>14401655
Valentine's Day is better than Christmas for such a girl.

>>14401655
I voted Easter for a lewd Wock in a bunny girl outfit.

Really though go with your heart, strawpoll isn't exactly reliable.

>>14401655
>3 way tie
Does this mean we get 3 wocks?

>>14401694
Christmas in the lead, boo!

>>14401697
>Not wanting some mistletoe action
go home grinch

>>14401723
>Jabberwock kissing you under the mistletoe while her mouth tentacle pulls down your pants for her

>>14401655
Alright, looks like Christmas is the winner!

>>14401727
With mistletoe too!

I think little girls are pretty cool.

>>14401766
Okay, I guess that's okay.

>>14401767
I wonder who could have posted this.

>>14401766
Updated shows a draw.
Christmas theme is horrendously lame.

>>14401780
Someone with inferior taste, no doubt.

>>14401780
Are you dissing little girls?
Little girls will fuck you up, pal.

>>14401782
>This breaks the Christmas Elf's heart

>>14401772
Little girls are the best, anon. All the REAL men are into little girls. You don't want to be uncool, do you?

>>14401803
then call me uncool
I'm not touching them, I prefer my tall, curvy women thank you.

>>14401240
She has a nice, fat pair of titties.

>>14401853
fat tits are the best

we need more fat tits on auntie monster girls

>>14401866
I agree with that sentiment.

>>14401866
I think you're forgetting fat loli ass.

>>14401880
That too.

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This has been a Public Service Announcement for REMOVE MOSQUITO.

>>14401916
I want an Undead Vampsquito.

>>14401916
I want a west Nile infested mosquito

>>14401916
I want to make out with a mosquito and receive love bites from her in front of a buttmad vampire.

>>14401944
You see that tail she has?
That's your blood in there.

You only have 5L in your entire body, how much do you think that tail can hold?

>>14401916
>>14401935
Nice legs on her though.

>>14401964
It's fine! We've got mamomo nana, I'm going to become a fucking machine that is powered by demon energy and vampire tears.

>>14401973
how does that work?

>>14401977
No idea other than "It's magic".

>>14401994
OH WOAH WOAH
ITS MAGIC
YOU KNOWOWOW
NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT SO

REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth

>>14402035
Agreed, Kikis are much better.

>>14402035
We're working on it.

>>14402035
Shoggoths can do everything a kiki can do and more

>>14402044
superior maid here

>>14402052
>Shoggoths can do everything a kiki can do
Except not being a disgusting abomination.

>>14402060
Shoggoths are cute.
Cute, I say.

>>14402060
You meant gooey and lovely, right?

>>14402066
>>14402069
>being wrong
It's the current year, come the fuck on.

>>14402071
>current year
Expected from somebody who can't appreciate Shoggoth.
it's the current year people, the current year

Only retards argue over which maid is superior.

Real gentlemen of patrician taste will love all maids regardless of species.

>>14402071
>>14402081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk2aSBrR6U

Jesus guys, current year, come on. Kikis are the best. Get with the times gramps.

Current year.

>>14402106
Real gentlemen will serve a misstress instead of having a maid.

>>14402114
That's the dumbest thing I've read all day.

>>14402114
M'kiki

>>14402114
The only Kiki I'd let dominate me is Janice.

>>14402126
Who said anything about kikis

>>14402135
I did just now.

>>14402119
>>14402124
It's only bad thing when you're serving a bitter old lady that sexually harasses you at work, rather then a kind but powerful mistress that sexually harasses you at work.

>>14402145
What if I like the bitter old mistresses? Cynical aunties are nice too!

>>14402145
Or maybe, and this may sound crazy, I'm not big on taking orders from women.

>>14402149
But they're fat and drink a lot, and say demeaning things about men

>>14402154
I don't mind any of those things though!

>>14402154
All the better, why you get them in bed and they start moaning it means you can just throw those nasty words back at them.

>>14402159
You say that, but you'll get tired of all the ways they mistreat you.

>>14402165
It'll still be hard for them to admit that they still want a man.

>>14402154
That sounds hot and appealing to my fetishes

Would she dress me up in a spiffy Butler outfit and molest me while she gives me chores, berating me for being distracted by her touch?

>>14402177
You want some fat aging kitsune or salamander to grab your ass as you work and call you a stupid slut like all men your age as the stench of alcohol hangs on your breath?

>>14402176
>You say that, but you'll get tired of all the ways they mistreat you.
It wouldn't be any different from my childhood, so it's fine! I'm into it!

Also at least it would be someone who'd have use for me, so I'd have purpose in life too! I don't care if it's from a mean, cold, mature plump mistress Monster Girl! I'd do my best to be a loyal butler for her and make her happy!

>>14402194
I would!

>>14402194
I assume you mean her breath but yes, I would very much enjoy that.
Especially when she passes out and I can pat her head.

>>14402199
Have you thought about seeing a yeti therapist?

>>14402212
What if the molestation gets worse?

>>14402215
Bear it with a smile and call my mistress a nice women before asking if she wants another cup of tea or some snacks.

I want to work at the butler cafe!

>>14402223
See this man? He is a slutbucket.

Does your waifu make sure sex with her counts as exercise?

>>14402226
Truly disgusting.

>>14402226
I'm not a slut! The manager told me it's a well paid job where I can meet a lot of people!

>>14402222
What if she makes you dress in skimpy clothing? Or pushes you against wall a jerks you off?

>>14402223
Only losers go there.

>>14402233
Well at least you're not like me and dress up as a bunny for those perverted matrons.

>>14402215
I don't need to see a therapist! I just need to serve the chubby CC Mistress and hope one day she'll give me a compliment! I like being dominated, I like being degraded! I hate making decisions on my own, and I love it when people find use with me! A yeti therapist can't do that, only a Mistress can!

I blame you motherfuckers for making me associate Ron Perlman with a Lich imouto.

>>14402238
Bear it with a smile and pat her head in return.

>>14402238
>Only losers go there
>He doesn't know that the cafe is a cover for a male brothel where many rich girls go

>>14402229
That body is 10/10, fucking unf.

>>14402244
>>14402242
Why don't you leave her and find a nice mistress? There's plenty of rich girls that just want a nice butler to help them and would treat you the way you should be.

Speaking of Mistresses, wouldn't you want to help put lotion on your Mistress at the beach? She can't reach her back you know.

I'd help her!

>>14402255
That looks excellent.

>>14402252
Because I want to make her life a little easier, one day at a time, even if she berates me and is a bit bigger than most other girls.
Why, I'd brush her tail whenever she asked if she was a kitsune and I'd ask her to show me her moves if she was a salamander.

>>14402255
UMI DA!

>>14402255
Of course.

>Before there was time
>Before there was anything
>There was Nothing
>And before there was Nothing
>There was You
>I have been waiting for so, so long for you
>My Master

>>14402255
>having a mistress
Yeah no.

>>14402255
I would!

>>14402250
What if some poorer girl who just wanted to have some lunch and take creepshots was disappointed in finding out the cover was a lie?

>>14402255
You know it.
I may even work a massage in as well.

>>14402277
Well the cover works, there are normal butlers too. It's just that some of them also have "extra work".

>>14402273
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a Lord to an MG's Lady

>>14402288
That looks like a Phase 3. Suspicious.

>>14402293
Are you telling me that you wouldn't do your duties and help your pudgy stage 2 mistress attain stage 3?

>>14402286
Would there be a "Specials" menu that lists the butler and services that provide along with prices?

>>14402295
If I ever end up in the clutches of some stinky Alp, I'll try to escape to the best of my ability and seek refuge among the pallies.

>>14402293
That's a Lilim, alpfag.

>>14402296
You need to know the correct phrase and the Oni security will show you the way to the brothel.

>>14402299

>>14402293
There are no phases to being an Alp you mongoloid.

>>14402288
What part of "no" do you need help with?

>>14402306
Sure there are. Three of them, in fact. Thus sayeth the Great Queen Spider.

>>14402299
What if anon is right, all MGs are actually well disguised alps! They'll have me killed for uncovering the truth, quickly now spread what I've learned to the rest of the sheep before mmrph--

>>14402309
>>14402312
Once you're an Alp, there is no "Stage 1 thru 3" bullshit that the threadcanon panders to. You're an Alp.

The only difference is that over time they become less tomboyish and more demure, which has less to do with them going through stages and more of them letting their hearts being swallowed by the joy of being creampied like Ms. American Pie.

>>14402301
So they say the phrase, get led into the brothel and get handed a menu listing all the workers and the prices for each action and extras like him not using a condom or adding in bondage?

>>14402318
>this entire post
Alpfags proving once more why everyone hates them.

>>14402324
Exactly. They also have a home service for their most loyal customers. Although they have problems with this service from time to time when they refuse to let the guy go

>>14402321
>On todays No Shit Sherlock: Things everybody already knows, but you still decided to tell us anyway

>>14402255
Just her back? But I want to put it on her front too.

>>14402331
Couldn't security just make her give him up?

>>14402337
Hell hath no fury.

>>14402343
I'm sure a team of oni should have no problem getting a worker back.

>>14402337
It's more complicate than that because you want her to continue using your services, understand that these are the big customers, like that Tanuki who owns an entire oil company or the Wight whose family is richer than anyone else.

>>14402349
But they would have no reason to use the brothel when they can have a much sex as they want at home for free.

>>14402351
It's just not the same.

>>14402349
I want to nibble the ears of a tiny, tubby, and tired tanuki in exchange for monetary compensation.

>>14402351
You can make coffee yourself but it's not the same as sitting at a cafe.

>>14402269
...Why?

>>14402215
That yeti therapist can't keep her paws to herself, healing hugs are fine to make the bad feelings go away but soon she's struggling and failing miserably to undo your pants with her meaty paws

>>14402375
Question about Yetis!
Do they smell like yaks?

>>14402381
They smell like soft pine, hot cocoa, and freshly fallen snow on a cold day

Not like those dirty Samsquanch girls

>>14402385
We have tons of those where I live and they actually smell like pine and fresh dirt.

>no loyal wan wan to cuddle with

life is pain

>>14402392
Fuck off.

>>14402392
>Not wanting the superior version
I want a threesome with a de-furried Cu Sith and her Kobold cousin.

>>14402397
nice meme

Tio snu snu

http://i.imgur.com/JnfDvxY.jpg

>you will never take a bath with your waifu

kill me

>>14402411
spotted the furfag.
>>>/b/

>>14402418
I want.

>>14402418
She's a cute girl.

>>14402434
What a perverted fox

>>14402421
SOMETHING CAN BE ARRANGED.

>>14402440
Well a boy did say he did send her a photo if she sent him hers.

>>14402449
So lazy. Tsk, tsk.

>>14402434
>Come home early from work and to go change your clothes
>See your Kitsune waifu posing like this
>She screams and covers herself up
>It turns out she was going to send a picture to you because she was getting lonely
>When you ask why she screamed if she was going to send the picture anyway she says she wasn't mentally prepared for it
On a scale of one to heartboner, how cute is she?

>>14402446
Bury me with my pit and you can have the rest of my stuff

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Any else /mechagirls/ here?

>>14402457
Our operative will be with you shortly.

>>14402461
Whenever Kentucky Fried Chicken gives us Automatons.

>>14402461
Not really

>>14402461
Drossel is love. Her design from the first season was better though.

>>14402312
>>14402321
the only real 'stage' to Alping is accepting that "you're a monstergirl now for the rest of your life, and this happened because of your own desires"
embracing femininity or not solely depends on the individual and is not related to how many times said Alp got the dick

>>14402462
Fox. This is a special job given to us by a private client, who wants us to eliminate just one target. And get this: he's the target. It's an assisted suicide type of deal, going out in a blaze of glory and all that.
One more thing Fox. The target has a number of dakis with pictures of his waifu on them, and he wants to be buried with them, so make sure not to damage those. Harming even one will mean that the mission was a failure.
Good luck Fox.

>>14402449
Poor girl. Always working herself to the bone.
This is why you've gotta get strong if you're dating a Ryu. Not for sexual purposes, but so you can princess carry her to bed when she passes out from overworking herself.

>>14402269
I just wanted someone who takes cares of domestic chores and watches my every move with dozens of unblinking golden eyes.

>>14402499
Is that so?

>they still haven't caught her
Are the police just ignoring this criminal now? 15 huggings in this city in the last month, and four of the victims were kissed on the cheek, but the police aren't saying anything.
I'm not going out until she's caught.

>>14402530
That's right, stay indoors. Less witnesses that way.

>>14402530
My waifu got me yeti mace because she was worried about me

but i'm afraid it won't be enough

>>14402530
What happened to our streets? They used to be full of rapists and flashers, now the huggers have taken over. It's no longer safe for men to be out alone.

http://i.imgur.com/BHvIYlZ.jpg
Why are brown girls and muscles a match made in heaven?

>>14402545
Nice desu nee~

>>14402538
Don't worry, if you have a wife she won't hug you.

She'll hug both of you. She's even making random strangers hug, the fiend!

>>14402530
Guys what if the serial huggings aren't all by one person and we've mistaken, what if it's a criminal gang of Yetis who participate in organized hug crime?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIZ6Crl1OcM

I want to be taken to the physical barrier between time and space, if only to fuck Cthulhu!

>>14402545
They just are.

>>14402545
Bronze goddesses they be.

>>14402550
#notallyetis

>>14402555
Aw is she insecure about her small horns?

Alrighty then! You've been given the honor of being the head of an expeditionary force of ten that's setting out into the wilderness to start up a new colony! Who do you bring with you, and what tasks do you assign to them?

>>14402555
I'll take the one on the left.

>>14402575
She will take you in bed

Fair deal

>>14402519
Puck is best fairy

>>14402555
>>14402575
I'll take the Salamander MILF instead. Where is she?

If she's not available, than the Penguin MILF.

>>14402583
Wouldn't have it any other way.

>>14402574
10 amazons

I'm the househusband and used for breeding, they do the rest.

>>14402574
6 Dwarves of course, we shall build the mightiest Fortress known to the world.
Strike the earth!

>>14402549
>yeti sneaks into a young married couples house
>The husband comes to tied up on a chair sitting across the table from his waifu who's also tied up but unconscious
>He struggles to break his bonds
>The yeti in dark corner notices he's awake
>She emerges from the shadows with a wide cheerful grin
>"I see you're awake Mr. Anon, you sure are a deep sleeper"
>"W-who are you? why are you doing this to us?" he stammers out
>they yeti's grin turns into a confused frown
>Why? to bring more love and happiness into your marriage of course. Such a sad relationship, nothing but whips and femdom, where's the tenderness? Where's the CUDDLEDOM
>At the last word her grin returned and she moved over to his wife to wake her
>Her eyes flutter open and her face grows concerned as she feels the ropes and sees her husbands own worried face
>Before she can say or so anything, the yeti quickly embraces her
>Softness and tenderness enveloping all of her senses, she quickly gives up control and goes limp from the pleasure of being loved that strongly
>After she knows the wife has succumbed completely, the yeti stands up and slowly moves over to the husband
>Every step she takes, her warm smile grows wider, and the husbands expression grows more panicked
>She finally reaches him and slowly wraps her arms around him, blowing into his ear and telling him that it's all right, and that he's safe
>Tears come to his eyes, he doesn't know why, but this sense of ultimate comfort and safety is making him cry
>His tense body starts to calm down as her warmth works it's way into his soul
>His mind goes blank as his body is overcome by waves of comfort, safety, and happiness
>Intense primal levels of it that where only possible when he was a baby and his mother was holding him tight
>The world could be burning around them right now, but he knew that the yeti would keep him safe
>Satisfied he was ready, The yeti let him go and got up to untie him and his wife
>She carried them both over to their bed, propping them up so they could both have a clear view of her
>And then she clapped her hands and said "on to lesson two"

>>14402632
W-what's lesson 2?

>>14402637
threesome cuddle sex

>>14398072
Sauce please?

>>14400130
what the fuck

>>14402255
amazing

>>14402649
>Sauce please?
[Horitomo] Harpy no Manabiya ~Kashimashi Class~ | Harpy School ~Noisy Class~

>>14402632
What if I already spend most of my free time cuddling my kitsune waifu? Will I at least be safe then?

>>14402669
thanks anon

>>14402675
>most
no
you could still work cuddle time in

>>14402648
That fiend!

>>14402692
Can't be helped those fluffy tails don't brush themselves.

Dark Titanias are an improvement [Y/N]?

>>14402715
I like their childish personalities though, I don't want them to be dark and cynical and bitter.

It'd hurt to see such a happy, pure, and kindhearted girl turn sour.

>>14402715
As good as Titanias I would say. I like both.

>>14402669
Thank you.

What is the best bigamy combo and why is it Titania and Demon?

>>14402637
702 pressure points for knocking someone out

>>14402066
I'd love this picture if not for whatever the fuck is going on with the disembodied dick-thing she's holding to her chest..

also, seamonkeys in captcha. havent seen that one before

>>14402735
It's a "tentacle idol"

>>14402740
That brings an odd thought. Who would win in a wrestling match? Shoggoth or Tentacle? Or maybe the boy stuck in the tentacle ball with them?

>>14402729
I want to sandwich my face between those four tits and become bacon.

>>14402729
>Bigamy
>Not happy loving Monogamy with you and your waifu

>>14402740

please let there be an alternate version without it

>>14402758
I don't think barb did another version

>>14402751
I've always supported monogamy anon, truly I have...

But after seeing the Turbines, I've gotta say. Harem in Space lookin' mighty appealing.

>>14402729
Jinko and Hellhound, being the strongest cat and dog types they would likely be really competitive.

Just imagining them giving double Paizuri when the Jinko has a serious look on her face and the Hellhound is being smug makes me diamonds.

>>14402771
I like the way this man thinks.

>>14402751
Bigamy is as fine as monogamy. When is more than two girls and becomes a harem then is shit.

>>14402649
and thank you for asking for sauce

I want to bump into a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in her paws, walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

>>14402786
I bet her hair would be perfect too.

>>14402729
Shoggoth and Queen Slime

>>14402771
This man gets it.

>>14402729
Hinezumi and Jinko.

>>14402558
#yetilivesmatter

>>14402729
You're only half right.

>>14402729
No silly, it's a Hellhound and another Hellhound!

>>14402771
What about their onee-sans? The Jinko with cute little saber-teeth, and a three-headed Hellhound? Both bigger than their little sisters?

>>14402558
>>14402802
#INeedYetisBecause

>>14402729
Anubis and Dragon. Best fluff and best scale, perfect balance. I guess you could substitute Anubis for Yeti if she's more to your preference...

>>14402816
They would butt heads a lot.

Would you be able to keep the peace?

>>14402835
Just leave them alone in a bedroom at sunset, they'll work out their differences

>>14402816
>>14402835
Good taste, gents.

>>14402808
>Implying Sabertooth Jinkos and Cerberus exist

>>14402835
Where's the nightmare?

>>14402773
>>14402799
They could also compete with other things.
>The Jinko is better at handjobs because the Hellhound is impatient and just wants it inside her
>The Hellhound is more confident when it comes to kissing and always makes cat tongue jokes when the Jinko does it
>Jinko will make you breakfast in bed while the Hellhound will have you for breakfast in bed
>They're always wrestling to decide who gets to the door first to welcome you home, it's a common sight to open it and see them on top of each other and looking up at you
>>14402808
They come to visit occasionally although they're both married. They still give their daughters lewd ideas to try.

>>14402847
I want an extra fluffy, feral Jinko with saber-teeth and nothing will change that.

They'd date back to when cavemen had to deal with prehistoric Monster Girls.

>>14402835
It would be an interesting challenge for one's mediation skills. A challenge I'd welcome!

>>14402852
Being "Ridden" by either a Dark Angel or a Lich, depending on where you look. Straight into some "Poor" (Read: Lucky) sap's house.

>>14402853
>They're always wrestling to decide who gets to the door first to welcome you home, it's a common sight to open it and see them on top of each other and looking up at you
Adorable.

>>14402853
This setup wouldn't be very good for my heart.
They're so damn cute.

>>14402873
Missing

I want to pinch my Kobold daughteru's nipples during her bedtime bellyrub!

You will never have an impressive 32 different Monster Girls as suitors.

They will never agree to settle things in a tournament-style fight.

32 Monster Girls fighting for your love, and only one can win the right to princess carry you to a durable bed.

>>14402895
And the ushi oni that crashes the party in the final match to try and claim you for herself.

>>14402895
31 broken hearts just doesn't sound worth it, even if I find the fact they're fighting each other to the death appealing.

>>14402835
I've had the idea for an anubis and dragon threesome story in my head for a while.
Every time I rewrite it in my mind, it invariably begins with the main character opening the door to find his home in shambles, the anubis and dragon arguing and throwing both magical bolts and fire at each other from behind furniture.

>>14402904
Love is a battlefield

>>14402863
>>14402873
Big girls being cute is a weakness of mine. At least I've always imagined Hellhounds being a similar size to Jinkos.

>>14402811
#INeedYetisBecause no Yeti should spend a winter unhugged

#INeedYetisBecause a Yuki-Onna froze my house over and my teeth are chattering

>>14402903
>The chameleon lizardgirl that attacks the one competitor when she's on a streak to catch her off guard.

>just spent hours sorting my jumbled mess of a monstergirl thread into proper folders
>7000 images
I have seen so, so many monstergirls today. But at least I can now find the pictures I want.

>>14402913
Would you be able to get them to stop arguing with headpats though?

>>14402922
My room is 62-65 degrees right now, and the rest of the house is 72.
Am I being bullied by a Yuki-Onna?

>>14402931
gib torrent

i am to lazy to organize mine and i only have like 300 anyway

come on be a hero anon

be what we need you to be

>>14402933
Damn Delinquint Yukis

>>14402931
...folder, not thread.
I should sleep.

>>14402931
As someone with a similar amount of images and autistic levels of organization, the thought of that terrifies me.
>>14402933
>Would you be able to get them to stop arguing with headpats though?
Head pats, offers of their favourite meals or other bribes would all work wonders. Until another argument pops up.

They'd probably be pretty good friends who just argue a lot. They probably go clothes shopping a lot together too and compete to see who can find the outfit you'd like the most.

>>14402933
oh boy yuki onna bullies because you rejected her imouto.

that sounds utterly horrifying.

>yeti skips you when giving out morning hugs anymore
>beaver eats through your chair making you crack it when you sit on it.
>wendigo steals your coats
>dire wolf makes you trip
>verbally harassed by goose

>nobody messes with yuki onna's imouto

such is life being a beta in canada MGH
in 2020 the sequel you have all been waiting for.
VENGEANCE
a christmas special

>>14402962
That goose girl yells at everyone, she's an asshole because she knows the Canadian government protects her!

>>14401441
I saw this character and looked it up but nowhere does it speak about the ind of strength a midget like that would need to throw around a hammer that proportionately large.

>>14402933

>>14402729
>Waifuing a kekquean
nah

>>14403002
this

>>14403002
>kekquean
Oh god. I can't tell if I typed kek or kek anymore. The filters and breaking my brain.

>>14403005
Here he is, gentlemen. The first man to get mindbroken by an internet image board.
Get one of the drawfags to make the doujin and get ready to fap.

>>14402985
It's a magic hammer, she hasn't got to explain shit.

On that note, which yordle would you head pat?

>>14403017
Tristana. Genki Yordle a best

>>14403017
None of them.

>>14403002
Wat

>Heart pupils
Barbariank is on a roll.

>>14402729
Shoggoth and Kikimora

Two maids completely DEVOTED to fulfilling your every need. Why have them at each others throats when they could double team you and take you at the same time?

>>14403039
Why yes, I would.

>>14403039
>Heart pupils
Here I am trying not to fap so often
And then they pull a 20 hit combo

>>14403039
Hot damn those thighs.
And to this day, I still wonder how I managed to ever get two commission-tier deliveries on /v/.

>>14402985
Poppy lifts weight and is both a Blacksmith as well as a Soldier along with being an Ambassador for Yordles to Demacia.

Sorry, that's what she used to do before Riot re-releases her with some kind of flimsy...magic hammer...looking to give to some other person hero...quest. Yeah.

Now she's questing with a giant magic hammer to give to the appropriate hero now because reasons.

Is there a name when a company takes original decent lore then turns it into 1-2 sentence trash? I mean it's a retcon but a really bad one. Maybe call it a rekcon?

>>14403033
Kekqueans, women who get off on seeing their man with another woman. Great for one night stands and threesomes, not so much waifu material. And yet, an anon who enjoys his waifu with another man would get rightfully shat upon. Kinda wish people would address the thread's hypocrisy more often.

>>14403070
It's called Lucas syndrome.

>>14403076
Literally which one of those is even close to that?

>>14403076
So now are you going to spam your shit every time somebody talks about bigamy or harems? Fuck off

>>14403083
No?

>>14403076
It's only good when the girl doesn't want her lover to be stolen away or raped.

The next door neighbor's dog daughteru won't stop peeking over the fence and waving to try to get my attention, i just want to be left alone. What can i do?

>>14403148
You need to distract her, throw a ball or stick over the fence for her to play with. She's probably just bored.

>>14403148
I'm still waiting for Snibako to draw those two girls

I want my Paladin, and all four girls in a group shot together

>>14402854
Yeah well nobody in their right mind would write about one because she's not thread approved. So there.

>>14403017

Slow day today.

>>14403260
I want the writefags back.

>>14403263
I don't.

>>14403263
been mostly busy and stuck trying to write something that isn't green text

>>14403263
no, anon, you must become the writefags

>>14403260
Thanksgiving is tomorrow. Most people are with their families and not posting here like they should.

>>14403242
Tristana's ass is unfair.
>>14403260
It's mid week and KC gave us no content, not even an update on his doujin so things being slow is expected.
A shitstorm about yuri or writefag drama would probably get us some activity but lets not go there.

>>14403271
why?

>>14403263
I'll be back once Kancolle sees fit to release me from the depths of hell. It's not even the good hell either, there are no Hellhounds here.

>>14403263
We don't have any more writefags, who do we have?

>>14403279
>Most people are with their families
Or stuffing their harpy.

>>14401295
>>14401291
I'd say dissapointment
The way she looks down with a sort of glassy look. She knows she messed up and is expecting her world to collapse.

>>14403286
A lot of them have questionable taste and most of them are jerks too.

>>14403279
Ah, I'm not American so I always forget about Thanksgiving being a thing this time of year.

Any militaryfags around? All this talk about writefags reminded me that most military-styled MG stories are shit because apparently no writefags have any idea how the military works.

>>14403287
What kind of hell? Graf not dropping or those PTs giving you nightmares? Either way I'm done with all of that and leveling the glorious german carrier, even if he stats are awful.

>>14403300
I haven't even gotten to Graf yet, I'm still stuck on Prinz. My resources are almost gone too.

>>14403299
Peterdnzl was in the Navy iirc, but not one of the grunts. He was a fucking boiler duck or some shit.

>>14403263
I'd love to come back and write for you Anon, but then I remembered how much you people don't really care for what I write so between that and leaves needing to be raked/mowed on I don't see the point.

>>14403299
How about Spider and the Fly? The writer was in the navy so I'm guessing the military content should be fairly accurate.
>He will never write that spin off...

>>14403263
I have something I'm working on at the moment, but if it suddenly turns to shit I'm keeping it to myself like the last thing I tried.

>>14403300
>Awful stats
As she should be, Graf Zepplin wasn't even going to be a great carrier compared to what the Brits and Americans had.

>>14403300
I don't play boatsluts, but shouldn't PT boats get absolutely destroyed by, well, Destroyers? It's literally why they were invented after all.

>>14403304
You poor sod, have a cute Re for motivation.

>>14403311
I actually haven't checked that out, but as an Army guy I'm obligated to say:
>Navy

>>14403326
Thanks anon. I fear the day Re rears her head in an event.

>>14403326
Abyssals have no reason to be so cute.

>>14403324
Yeah her stats being awful make total sense so I'm not complaining there. I'm mostly leveling ships for their designs or personality these days anyway since I have all the OP stuff out the way.
As for PTs, destroyers do indeed wreck them.
>>14403329
Don't be scared of Re, she only wants to say hello.
>I fear the day Re rears her head in an event.

>>14403326
Re looks so much like Lich.
Its like a Lich fucked up her phylactery and now she's batshit insane and thinks she's a boat.

>>14403334
But Re is a bully anon! She doesn't know how to say hello correctly, so she just ends up really hurting my shipgirls! Re needs corrective therapy.

>>14403298
It's very American. We eat food, clap, drink shitty beer, clap, shoot minorities, and clap.

>>14403346
She just needs love.

>>14403354
She can have that if she ever stops being so mean. Or if she joins my fleet.

>>14403328
It's good. Better then the other army stories we have.

>>14403328
As the son of a Marine I'm obligated to say:
>ARMY Aren't Ready For The Marines Yet

>>14403334
Yeah, I've heard some people complaining about PT boats, but they should only pose a threat to inadequately screened/escorted capital ships. So, speaking from a historical perspective, just don't be a retarded how fails to provided adequate escort for your capitals ships.

Once again I have no fucking clue how any of this works in boatsluts though.

>>14403365
I should hope so, because most army stories are basically based off CODshit and Battlefield.
>X is our Squad Sniper
>Y is our Squad Heavy Gunner
>Z is our Squad Engineer and Demo Specialist
>Oh, and we also call our Sgt "Sir"

Destroys all immersion and suspension of belief every time.

>>14403369
>MARINE
>Muscles Required Intelligence Not Essential

>>14403372
Retardedly high evasion and can only be killed with guns nobody ever uses. Even after a hotfix to nerf their evasion they're still crazy hard to hit.

>>14403387
Love you too Anon <3

Seriously though, the only people I can't take seriously are Air Force and their goddamned HVAC tents with air conditioning while Army and Marines are going spartan

>>14403387
There is a bit of that, as some monstergirls join the humans and the each get training in areas the excel that. For example, there's a Minotaur that uses a minigun.

>>14403391
Sounds kinda dumb. Destroyers, Light Cruisers, and Carrier Aircraft should be able to BTFO PT boats any day.