/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14393059
What if I think they should be lonely forever?

>>14393063
Then you're a jerk, I hope you can live knowing there's an Oomukade crying into her pillow somewhere.

>>14393063
Then you must be drained of blood and semen by those Mosquito thingies nobody remembers anymore.

>>14393008
Cat shit is the key to all of this, If we get Cat Chit working. Because she's a furrier character than we've ever had in any of the other entries before.

>>14393066
Could you post some?

>>14393065
I'm too soft to make monstergirls sad.
Maybe I should work at a cuddle parlor or something.

I want to marry a childhood friend Abomination and stay together with her until she turns into a GMILF Abomination.

>>14393065
It's because she's unlovable. She should apologize for being born.

>>14393072
Don't do it, it's how they get you.

My mission to get requests of MG art has some results

heres a echidna.

>>14393071
I could. But I won't.

x is best girl

>>14393072
My heart would be too weak to work at a cuddle parlour, I'd cuddle with a cute girl and want to be hers exclusively. Contracts and stuff get in the way of that.

>>14393084
Yfag here, we're gonna have a problem.

>>14392933
What are some of those "duties"?

>>14393063

I think all monster girls should be lonely forever.

Except for human girls

>>14393078
that guy also drew a solder beetle earlier

>>14393078
This is some abstract shit man.

>>14393084
>>14393086
Zfag here, I'll fuck both of you up.

>>14393087
What do the males of any species do? You'll do doing a lot of that.

>>14393085
>not wanting to take part in a depraved ganghug
I want to watch a slender Cyclops get hugged hard again and again until she's barely conscious and it's my turn.

>>14393092
As a representative of the å fandom, I must say you guys are getting bent out of shape for no reason and we should all just post lewd Elves.

I'm going to cybernetically enhance a kobold and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

>>14393084
>>14393086
>>14393092
>Not liking Z and Y yuri while you pound Z from behind
Plebs.

>>14393098
Good, maybe now she'll finally stop having straight E ranks.

>>14393097
Yes sir. I'm sorry sir.

>>14393088
But those are the worst girls.

>>14393098
Would you give her an onaholepussy and leave it at that?

>>14393093

>>14393109
What? NO!
I'm keeping the baby parts in there.

>>14393102
Hey, D-Kobold is great!
She finds enemies!

>>14393104
Ootsuki Wataru does the best Parsee, he's been drawing her for ages.

>>14393115
>I'm keeping the baby parts in there.
>literally a robot with a Kobold skull + face and womb + pussy like the new robocop
Fine too.

Name: Piisu (Peace?)
Species: Pixie
A nature spirit that lives in places such as forests and lakes. A herbivorous species, they enjoy drinking nectar and eating fruit. "I hear she really likes to help people out!"

I'll throw it in the pastebin when I wake up, it's 5am and I'm going to bed.

What preventive measures have you taken to ensure you stay rape free in MG world?

>>14393112
You'll be making up for the losses pf war and continuing the superior monster bloodlines.

>>14393085
All you gotta do is lay back, let it happen, and remember that it puts food on the table.

>So what are you in for?

>>14393124
Wait, do you think I'm not going to put synthetic skin on her?
Because I'm doing that shit, makes it easier for her to infiltrate others.

>>14393125
I'd give her my nectar.

>>14393127
Wearing a high-tech chastity belt that can either be unlocked by a code or swiping a credit card.

>>14393125
>Piisu
The immature side of me found this funny and thought her name was Piss.

>>14393125
>Piisu
>Nature spirit
Come on Japan.

>>14393133
Extreme cumflation of several officers of the law without taking them out to dinner.

>>14393129
I'm ok with this. Can I at least choose my waifu since I'm a volunteer?

>>14393115
>She finds enemies!
No, that's D-Irewolf. The Kobold just hangs out in the base and slips on wet floors.

>>14393119
16 pages alone on danbooru. What a guy.

>>14393133
Reckless driving, Grand theft auto, defacement of public property, petty theft, resisting arrest.
But I think my biggest mistake was implying that the Minotaur cop that was trying to cuff me had fake tits.

>>14393147
I want to cumflate MILF Foxes.

>>14393133
Hugging a Yeti from behind while restraining her arms so she couldn't hug back.

>>14393143
>>14393142
Her name is ピース which written in english literally is Piisu, but I guess Peace is probably a better translation. These characters all have such stupid names, it's pretty hilarious.

So I guess I'll just post them to the threads as I TL them and update the pastebin as I go for it, rather than just linking the pastebin every day.

>>14393152
13 lewd doujins of her too, he's dedicated.

>>14393148
Once you've served your mandatory time performing your duties. Keep in mind competition for husbands is fierce and some might resort to underhanded tactics.

>>14393133
The police chief won't let me go until I marry her daughter.

>>14393155
I'd want to sit one I'm my lap as she's trying to teach her class and Cumflate her in front of the students.

What MGC scenario should I throw at anons next to solve.

Sorry I mean "solve", you day anons should at least strive to be like the night anons, they had 3 whole people not get raped while not a one of you survived.

>>14393175
Some people just refuse to be gud. It's rather sad, really.

>>14393173
I want to make one ahegao during sex ed class.

>>14393168
>Keep in mind competition for husbands is fierce and some might resort to underhanded tactics.
I bet there's a slave market of husbandos.

>>14393180
black market*

>>14393178
>Goes full ahego.
>Entire class is frozen as you pump her so full that the front of her dress pops open.
>"A-and that girls is why you need to strip down before hand."
>Doesn't even get a break before the next class starts so you just get to keep adding for the rest of the day.

Would be fun

>greentext paste recently passed 500 hits
guess I'll really have to write more now

>>14393175
On the other hand one of them got alped and I'll never know if she got raped by the spider before/after or not.

>>14393180
There's all sorts of seedy places where a girl can get some extra loving or buy a husband who just want to leave the war behind.

>>14393192
Before.

>>14393188
You understand that more than half of those come from bots don't you?

I want a Living Doll. Hell, I could fuck an actual doll if she was cute enough and just pretend we're doing sleeping play.

>>14393217
I had it unlisted for some time at first though

>>14393188
>>14393224
Keep the Alps floweth forth

>>14393222
Living Dolls are pretty great, I want to spoil one.

>>14393224
That doesn't keep them away 100% of the time.

>>14393222
Get a dollho then

>>14393229
How would you spoil one? Play with her a lot? They don't seem like they'd really want or need anything.

>>14393231
I would if I felt I could afford it.

>>14393230
How do bots work?

>>14393241
They crawl an new pastes looking for personal information.

I don't know which is hotter, a summer day at the beach, or the Jabberwock!

>>14393241
They scavenge the site for credit card numbers and other important data.

>>14393230
It does keep out all bots except those that farm /mgt/.

Which is to say, 99.9999% of them, if not all.

>>14393239
>How would you spoil one?
Buy her nice outfits of course. What doll doesn't want to play dress up?

>>14393249
Pretty

So I'm at school and that weird gazer girl pushes me against the wall and says [sic] "Eye've got my eyes on you, and I'm optomistic about what's to come!" I got kinda scared and told her I'd tell the faculty but she threatened to use her [sic] "Gazer Lazer" on me.

What do I do? I've never been bullied before.

>>14393277
She likes you. Try rubbing her stalks next time you meet.

>>14393277
Gazers are alright, but stop the RP.

>>14393277
Getting real tired of this RP bullshit. Did MGE wiki crowd move here or something?

How can I know if I'm a slut for monstergirls?

>>14393277
Anyone got that short snippit about the Gazer that attempts to be an idol and "SHOOTS LOVE INTO YOUR HEART" and gets you kicked out of the library?

I liked that.

A mute, brown cat is doing some kind of lewd dance in front of you, what do?

>>14393288
If that's the kind of thing that triggers you in threads like this, you need to reconsider your priorities.

>>14393294
genuflect

>>14393299
Yeah. RPing is accepted in these threads, and we've always been at war with Eurasia.

>>14393294
I've thought Y'shtola is blind, not mute

>>14393315
>Eurasia
Doubleplusungood, Oceania has always been allied with Eurasia, please rectify.

>>14393315
is it RPing? It's just a story. Simmer the fuck down. You'd be fine with it if it was green-texted instead?

Seriously, fuck off. Do you have anything to post besides snide little comments that add nothing to the thread?

>>14393316
Eh, same thing.

>>14393294
Do those pseudobraids with metal aglets have a name? It's an amazing hairstyle.

Today, I saw the word "dragonette" used in a book. Let's talk about daughterus, and what they do in wintertime.

>>14393389
Sippy cups filled with whiskey.

>>14393398
That'll get her burps afire, sure enough.

>>14393389
this for spiders and beetles

>>14393133
Everything.

>>14393411
That's Hellhound for "public urination".

>>14393389
They play in the snow, tease shotas and drink a lot of hot chocolate.

You know what we need more of? Girls using their tails to guide a guy's dick into them or wrapping it around the base while he fucks them.

>>14393438
>You'll never have a monstergirl childhood friend who playfully teases you.
>Even if they were real, it's too late now.
Fuck.

>>14393133
I told a yeti she couldn't hug me

>>14393444
>Even if they were real, it's too late now.
Demonic energy will find a way. I mean, it can turn you into a shota.

>>14393453
I don't want to go through puberty AGAIN anon.
And even then I'd just be an adult with a child's body.

>>14393458
>And even then I'd just be an adult with a child's body
Mindflayer

>>14393458
Why not? Puberty was pretty uneventful. I don't even remember how I learned to fap.

>>14393460
I'm not getting my memories wiped just so I can have a childhood romance anon.
I like my memories.

>>14393462
Puberty was an emotional hell for me. 0/10 would not do again.

Why must the fairy line be so small?

>>14393466
She could set it so that upon coming of a proper age again, your old memories are restored on top of your new ones?

Now some might worry about severe headaches due to a sudden duality of having lived two lifetimes...but I'm sure a Mindflayer would be experienced enough to keep everything properly sorted so as not to adversely affect you.

>>14393472
Answer's still no anon.
I can always hope for a Genki monstergirl to come along and try to bring back my smile.

>>14393471
Because they're Fairies?

>>14393478
Genki jinko, ready to playfully wrestle away your worries figuratively and literally?

Miiafag, you'd better catch up

Semen Demons.

All monsters are inherently lewd, but how lewd would you want your wife to be?
>Well composed, behaves in an acceptable manner, and dresses appropriately. She teases you a bit, but restrains herself for the bedroom.
>A little lewder, but still acceptable. She dresses to show off her assets as much as possible. She makes raunchy passes at you regularly. You've had quick flings in public areas, and your whole house would light up under a blacklight.
>Total nympho. If she doesn't have to wear clothes, she won't, and what little wardrobe she has is borderline public indecency. She abuses the fact that she can survive on just cum to fuck you constantly. She openly discusses sex around others, frequently sneaks in sex in public, and almost always has some part of her wrapped around your dick at home.

>>14393521
An in-between of number two and three.

>>14393521
>Well composed, behaves in an acceptable manner, and dresses appropriately. She teases you a bit, but restrains herself for the bedroom.
This one, she's a classy girl. But she takes some of my blood wherever she wants

>>14393521
>>Well composed, behaves in an acceptable manner, and dresses appropriately. She teases you a bit, but restrains herself for the bedroom.
This. I want her to touch me secret-lewdly in modest clothes.

>>14393389
Yuki-onnas make snowmen with their Yeti neighbors, Hellhounds hop through deep snow and melt little holes around them, Glacies go ice skating

>>14393521
#2

>>14393521
Restrained and dignified in public.

And then at home so lewd she would make a Lilim blush.

>>14393548
Seated sex in knee-length heavy dress a best.

>>14393521
A with an oppai Loli vampire

>>14393521
A mix of two and three. I love the raunchy poses, she can do those all the time. Nudist in the house.

>>14393398
>Sippy cups filled with whiskey.
bad parenting right there, you give your children whiskey when they're teething

All the dragons can turn into their "original form" right?

Isn't that a bit scary? I mean think of them all.

>>14393571
Only if they intend to wreck shit, or are enraged somehow.

>>14393575
Pic related would be fucking terrifying in real life though, practically grotesque. Or if a Wurm got startled and turned into her "original" form. She's wreck havoc.

Imagine walking down a dark alley one night to get to your apartment and being face to face with a massive European Dragon.

>>14393569
Bad parenting is just a myth.
Like big foot or the guy who actually gave Nessy 3.50

>>14393571
Wurms don't because it interferes with riding husband, Ryus don't because they're too compassionate. Wyverns it's a matter of being their partner's mount so unless you are an enemy or supremely stupid towards her, you should be cool. If you actually somehow manage to piss off a Dragon enough that she doesn't just murder you normally & chooses to transform, you probably had it coming.

>>14393582
Sounds perfect for psychological warfare a la Metal Gear.

I want a maus and a fairy to laugh at my tiny dick!
To snigger at my small schlong!
To titter at my teensy todger!
To mock my meagre meatstick!

>>14393571
Imagine the fun of being at home 1 night after drinking with your dragon wife when she turns into her 'mega' form to snuggle you up.

Or that idiot that tries to rob you guys and she turns full on dragon...

Oh the fun you could have.

Play 'tame the dragon' or play 'capture the prince/knight"

Not scary at all.

>>14393595
I think you should express these feeling of inadequacy to your psychiatrist.

>>14393582
Monstergirls in general would be terrifying in real life.
Literal rapists who think men need to find happiness in being kidnapped and forced into a marriage, and think the guys who resist are just stubborn, playing hard to get or ignorant. Sure, many of us would go with one, but humanity in general would immediately break out the more brutal weaponry once the monster's intentions are clear.

>>14393595
If then tried that, I'd have two fleshy bowling balls by the end of the week.

>>14393605
>once the monster's intentions are clear.
To give human men happiness and love?

Yeah, the Jews probably wouldn't like that. I hope the Lilims win.

>>14393605
And that's why we have to work hard so once they get in here they find as less resistance as possible!

>>14393605
Which is why I'm hiding in my room when they become real.

Also I'd be afraid I'd get one I don't like.

>>14393612
Given the Jews have Lilith, I am sure Lilims will go over very well with them.

"Oi, that monster pussy isn't kosher!"

>>14393595
Do you want to catch a Cockatrice, only to frustrate her with a dick that's so tiny that you can't even put it in?

Do you want her to turn you to stone and run off, and for monstergirls to gather and laugh at the statue with a tiny dick until the cockatrice's curse finally wears off?

>>14393605
TFW the muslims realize that the virgins they get are in fact MGs.

>>14393603
Nothing wrong with some hot sekimen shoujo action, anon.

>>14393609
Because you'd get rock hard at their micropenis bullying and also cum buckets prematurely from their disgusted faces?

>>14393612
>To give human men happiness and love?
On their terms, not ours.
I may be a washed up failure, but I still want an element of control over my own life, being a glorified power outlet for a demon woman would just make me feel worse.
I still love monstergirls as fap and fantasy material, but I'd nope the fuck out of here if they ever became real somehow

>>14393605
Which is why I would honestly go traitor. The world is bot worth defending anymore.

>>14393625
So what you're saying is, we should all convert to Islam, sign up for IS, and go on Jihad?

>>14393626
>I may be a washed up failure, but I still want an element of control over my own life, being a glorified power outlet for a demon woman would just make me feel worse.
But that last part is the main reason to give ourselves completely to Monster Girls. They just want what's best for us. Besides, I don't have anything to live for anymore. If someone else could find purpose in me and want me, that'd be perfect and give me some reason to live on.

>>14393630
They've finally realized how to get to us. They don't even need to give out any of their brown little girls, they can just promise MG's.

>>14393624
Nah, I'm hooking them up to some milk tanks and letting it drain for a while and let stretching do the rest.
If they want to laugh at probably not being able to feel it due to size then they won't feel it or any other one again because I'm not letting them get any dick ever

>>14393629
I'd sooner be free, but as long as men are allowed a choice on who they end up with and be allowed to be alone if they prefer, then I'd be okay with monstergirls in our world.

>>14393630
Well, thats is you want a crazy Houri who has an explosion fetish.

>>14393643
You're a fucking weirdo. Are you the same guy who wanted to for-real rape your tsun childhood friend that's protecting her imouto?

>get a new game you've been hyped on since it's announcement
>spend all of your time on that
>quickly lose control of your life
>weeks later your demon onee-san comes to check in on you
>you haven't talked to her in a while
>she see's that you've been entrenched in your new game
>comes back the next day dressed as in >>14393510
>proceeds to then show you how "there are better things then children's games"
>rapes you tenderly
>wake up the next day
>she's dressed as a slutty princess peach outfit
I just want a CC onee-san demon with a thing for cosplay. Is that too hard to ask for?
I also started writing this and instantly forgot where I was going with it.
But I still want a MILF/CC/Onee-san Demon waifu dammit.

>>14393639
>They just want what's best for us.
The cynic might point out they just want spirit energy. You know, their food. The only way to get their food is to keep a man about, so they "marry" one to keep him around all the time.
I'd be far too paranoid about this if they existed to actually let one marry me. Even if one forced me into it, what then? She has to sleep sometime, and then I'm out of there.

>>14393664
>The cynic might point out they just want spirit energy. You know, their food. The only way to get their food is to keep a man about, so they "marry" one to keep him around all the time.
And this is different from real women wanting money?

At least Monster Girls are honest about it and have sex on a daily basis. Not to mention look cute and will protect you like a fucking treasure instead of dumping you when they think they can get something better.

Would your MG wife prefer an eastern style wedding (japan etc) or a western one (church)?

>>14393678

Eastern

>>14393676
A fair point.
A very fair point indeed.

>>14393648
Nah.
Just not putting up with tiny, jerky MGs

>>14393676
There's still the risk of getting one you don't like. And real women won't case after you if you hide in your room.

>>14393678
My wife would be running a Shrine where weddings are performed.

>>14393702
Will you give us discounts?

>>14393678
Eastern most likely.

>>14393701
>And real women won't case after you if you hide in your room
Also this.
Oh, a Shirohebi you don't like decided you're the one for her? Good luck getting her to lose interest.

Please don't mix monstergirls with real life. They deserve better.

>>14393678
we would do both to satisfy both families

>>14393571
>>14393582
Terrifying, yet cool.

>>14393678
Western since the whole Wonderland = Britain thing I guess.

>>14393706
That is up to her actually, She would probably make most of her money making seals (that fabric is not easy to get) for Ushi-oni, and their coming of age ceremonies

>>14393678
ISLAMIC
Gotta allaahu akbar that brown.

>>14393714
Plus you might not even get a girl with a compatible personality. Like what if you like dominant girls but got a Kiki?

>>14393729
It's not islam and muslims that you should be praising for delicious browns, islam isn't a race or a country it's an ideology.
You should be praising middle eastern people for their delicious browns if anything.

>>14393676
>instead of dumping you when they think they can get something better.
Oh they totally would, are you kidding me?

>>14393740

>>14393738
Yes, but weddings more often than not are at least a quasi-religious event. Thus, as Islam is the most prominent religion in middle-eastern regions...

>>14393734
Be a big enough loser to make her get mad at you and dom you?

>>14393738
Middle Easterners are like 99% Muslim though, although I guess Zarathustran or Yazidi or something might be cool.

A kikimora
sporting damp wire cutters
With fresh red roses

Takin' The Wurm home over Thanksgiving to meet the parents.

>>14393734
>Like what if you like dominant girls but got a Kiki?
That would suck ass, but at least the submissive ones could be told to fuck off.

>>14393760
Did she give me the old spay and neuter?

>>14393521
Outside of the bedroom, or in public, nice and composed. Practical clothing, and not distracted by sex under usual circumstances, but always open to acts of affection, with maybe a few small blushes along the way.

In the bedroom, or completely aroused, full lewd. Claws digging into the back, heart pupils, nose nuzzling and face licking. Kissing, biting, handholding and looking into each others eyes. Slow, polynesian lotus position sex, and utterly feral, bed breaking sex too, as the mood demands.

>>14393133
Public displays of obscenity with an elf. You?

>>14393760
I didn't know Kikimora doubled as both Maids AND Gardeners!

>>14393734
>>14393757
>>14393764
You guys remember Monster Girls can smell fetishes right? Monster Girls would search out men they could easily milk spirit energy from. A kikimora probably would let the Minotaur take the sub bishie, and in turn the Minotaur would let her take the bearmode alpha.

Pity the man who gets the Alp, since everyone will know his fetishes and bully him for it, and he'll only have the comfort of his Alp.

>>14393773
Bully Alp Husbandos at Sunday Husbando Bingo!

>>14393773
>You guys remember Monster Girls can smell fetishes right?

Is that canon?

>>14393773
>tfw biting fetish
>tfw scratching fetish

>>14393521
>Well composed, behaves in an acceptable manner, and dresses appropriately. She teases you a bit, but restrains herself for the bedroom.
This one. The other two seem too slutty for me.

>>14393765
Nope, just fresh red roses.

>>14393773
>>14393781

>tfw earplay and asmr fetish

>>14393773
What if the bearmode guy has a fetish for dominating big strong monster girls like the Minotaur, or what if the bishie has a fetish for submitting to girls like the Kikimora?

>>14393789
Then the sub Minotaur and dom Kiki takes them.

>>14393773
>can smell fetishes
>tiny flat plain Cyclops walks up to a giant bald powerlifter
>Y-you smell like you w-w-want me to bully you and make films where you p-pretend to ejaculate pre-pre-prematurely from putting it in m-me, right?
>L-lick my f-feet right n-now!

>>14393521
>>Well composed, behaves in an acceptable manner, and dresses appropriately. She teases you a bit, but restrains herself for the bedroom.
This with a mix of the second one, so that when she knows full well we're alone she can lift her dress and show me she's wearing nothing underneath. Her restraint lets her sit in my lap and act like nothing is happening while I'm balls deep in her, the entire act hidden by her clothes. And then a total nymph at home. This suits me because I'm not an exhibitionfag. I'd be ashamed to have a waifu so slutty she'd walk around naked. Her body is glorious, yeah, but it's also mine.

>>14393789
Then they should get some taste to be honest.

Inquery: Do these "Monster Girl" Wurms have the exceedingly high appetite comparable to that of a "Goku"?

>>14393773
>tfw even most monstergirls would avoid you for your fetishes
FeelsBadMan.jpg

>>14393812
They can eat as much as ten Shounen anime protagonists.

>>14393812
yes

>>14393521
Between one and two in public, but beyond three when we're alone at home.

>>14393812
Probably. They're both the "Simple" sort, after all.
And we all know that Anime-type "Simple" folk can really put it away.

>>14393773

>>14393812
I'd say it's closer to Hei's appetite.

>>14393809
Please jump off a cliff.

>>14393822
that would be me ma'am
>now let's go to the park!

>>14393789
I don't think the kiki would be an good at that
>"S-so I just take the leash in my hand and then what?'
>"Yank me around! Call me a slut! Force me to eat you out then ride me raw!"
>"I-I'm not sure I'm up to this.'

>>14393799
I keep telling you man, you deserve a proper Dom.

>>14393799
I want to perform the mating press on a small, flat-chested monoeye.

>>14393822
I'd hold hands with my MG all day

>>14393729
>Leaving your waifu a widow when they call you for glorious JIHAD, skimp on the training and helplessly mutter "allahu akbar" in an uncomprehending tone when you blow your own face off with backblast from an RPG
Shit husbando/10

>>14393831
Doesn't part of a kiki say she'll go more dominant against lazy people and sexually drain them to train them into a good incubus master?

>>14393825
What's the problem?

>>14393831
>I don't think the kiki would be an good at that
>>"S-so I just take the leash in my hand and then what?'
>>"Yank me around! Call me a slut! Force me to eat you out then ride me raw!"
>>"I-I'm not sure I'm up to this.'
This actually sounds great, I'd love to try and get a Monster Girl to become a more confident dom.

>>14393831
Just get her hyped up on some amphetamines. Get him abused and the entire state cleaned in the same night.

>>14393822
I don't think you know how deep this rabbit hole goes, lady. This is some depraved stuff.

>>14393773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBynYIxwWBs

>Lilims having to resort to projecting their fetishes
>Altering reality to suit their courtship needs
>Oddity amongst her sisters, having learned from the former Hero
>Ends up going into the desert, eating a ball of Dark Matter
>Able to hear the footsteps of armies long past
>Emperors long forgotten
>Her magic seeping into the earth, only opening her eyes to the rumbling footsteps
>Of an endless army
>She sees the leader of the army
>Love nectar tracing down her inner thigh
>YFW you will never be manly enough to make a Lilim with a murder boner the size of Thermopylae orgasm just at the sight of you

>>14393760
Frigid dead winds blow,
Carrying undead moaning.
Wight and husband fuck.

>>14393831
>a proper Dom
But anon, that wouldn't be as good. I need getting dommed by her to be as humiliating as possible. I want her both physically and socially inferior to me so it feels extra good when she makes me fap to almost completion while giving her head. And when she finally lets me put it in I'll cum immediately and she can tease me about being a tiny-dicked premature ejaculator with her abdomen still visibly distended by my dick.

I believe this is what they call a "cool beauty"

>>14393853
Wat

>>14393840
>Even in that case, their devotion is unwavering. In order to correct a man’s lifestyle, they’ll briskly take care of his every need. However, in what may be a vestige from the age of the former demon lords when they had a habit of viewing the lazy as prey and devouring them alive, they will show the face of their monstrous nature more strongly than usual.
It's a little vague but the would rather be on the bottom.

>>14393849
I don't think you understand the power you are toying with.

>>14393866
Is that Sud? Damn nice man.

>>14393817
>>14393818
>>14393820
>>14393824
Statement: Thank you for the information meatbags, it will be well used when I'm mixing the "special" ingredients for the target's Thanksgiving Feast.

>>14393866
>Dumpushi
I'd promise to keep her secret that she's actually a cowspider from our classmates any day.

>>14393866
Her claws could be more dexterous looking.

>>14393862
>Wight
>Fucking
You do not 'fuck' a Wight, Anon. You love a Wight

>>14393773

Can't they also smell what kind of MGs you like? I can see a married MG helping out a friend of hers who hasn't found a husband by pointing a man who likes their race or something.

>>14393883
I wanted to, but love didn't fit.

>>14393884
I thought the filename said "gazer sweater potato" for a second.

>>14393892
How about "Tender Wight Loving"?

>>14393883
Especially one with them thighs

>>14393845
>implying a Kiki wouldn't automatically know how to please her master to his exact specifications
Weak.

>>14393884
>that fucking sweater

>>14393898
That works

>>14393899
those thighs are fat as fuck

>>14393899
Abigail? Is that that cute wight's name?
She's so cuuuute!

>>14393864
What if she gets over her head and get exhausted by you hitting her deepest parts?

>>14393884
What is with that sweater?

>>14393918
The artist likes it, so he drew my waifu wearing one.

>>14393866
>Brown Ushi again
I should feel triggered and want one with her normal skin tone but this is too nice to care about that.

>>14393866
That's the nicest Ushi art we've had in a while.

>>14393883
I beg to differ
>Let her give you a tease with her claws
>Rip off her formal dress
>Roll her over, start pounding that thick ghost butt
>Give it a firm smack and watch it jiggle
>She tries to maintain her haughty facade throughout
>Roll over into cowgirl
>Watching your cock thrust as deep into her pussy as possible
>Her tits bouncing wildly as you ravage her
>Fondling her chest and ass as you go
>Her attitude starts to break down
>She starts swearing and begging you to do all manner of lewd things to her
>Some of her commands slip into French as starts to lose it
>Bury yourself balls-deep in her, unload as she cums
>Her face contorts into lewd bliss, a heavy blush in her cheeks and tears of joy in her eyes

>>14393930
>Wights
>French

Am I being rused here?

>>14393871
Reflecting on myself I have to reconsider. Doping someone like that who already likes getting shit done is scary. Amphetamines should be left to those with no motivation, like the DJT.

3 pots of coffee should work just as well and have her crash 6 hours later to avoid any collateral cleaning.

>>14393914
Do you mean ahegao'ing wildly from one thrust? That'd be very embarrassing for her, especially if she was livestreaming it. Just imagine her moaning and her eye fluttering as she twitched wildly impaled on my dick, she'd have to spin the hell out of it to end up looking good.

Or do you mean somehow fucking up the timing and letting me in while I'm still able to fuck her? I'd probably lose control and ream her like a loli onahole.

>>14393936
I sure hope so. They should sound British or German, people always go with French though.

>>14393947
IT WAS ME.

>>14393947
I want an eastern European Wight.

>>14393966
I actually want an Italian Lich. That would be amazing.

>>14393939
Either one. She could get overconfident and too much of you inside of her, making her sum instantly as she flops around like a fish.

Or if you have your stamina left, you would lift her up and smash her monogina as you grunt about obliterating her womb before filling her up as much as you can.

>>14393970
I want a British Gazer

>>14393975
She's too white to be British.

>>14393970
I'd rather a Russian Lich with a castle in a cold and remote region.

A Russian accent would fit the whole emotionless thing perfectly and she could still walk around practically naked with that cloth because you don't need to dress warm when you're dead.

>>14393974
>too much of you inside of her
She'd better not do cowgirl then. If she went in a little too deep and came, she'd fall even deeper and cum until she passed out. Very embarrassing.

> as you grunt about obliterating her womb
Anon please, I'd gasp and moan in her ear how much I love her. There's no way I'd talk lewd and dirty to her.

>>14393961
I'm gonna play hooky by covering myself in mud so Predator-sensei can't find me

>>14393975
She'd be eating walkers rather than pringles if she was British. McCoys are better though.

>>14393993

>>14393222
>her head is all the way around
>no eyes

>>14393985
>putting it into -40 degree pussy
This seems like a bad idea, anon.

>>14393884
>That sweater

Oh god...OH GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7bmXywWus8

>>14393999
>>no eyes
Don't you see those little red pinpoints glowing in the dark?

>>14394003
>tfw han solo

>>14393975
I want a cute chav mg to stab me

>>14393985
>I'd rather a Russian Lich with a castle in a cold and remote region.
That sounds pretty nice.

I love the idea of a grand Mage Tower jutting out the side of a mountain into the sky; populated just by you, a Lich, and varying undead and summoned servants. And just for fun, a despondent Kiki who laments that she'll never find a husbando because she got hired in the middle of goddamn nowhere.

>>14393975
CUMMING ON A GAZER'S GRAY THIGHS AS HER RUBBERY LEGS WRAP AROUND YOUR BACK AND YOU SNIFF HANDFULS OF HER FLUFFY, THICK HAIR!!!

>>14393987
>She'd better not do cowgirl then.
Well how else is she supposed to prove her ownership of your bod? Hold your leash as you thrust into her?

>There's no way I'd talk lewd and dirty to her.

Not even if you got caught up in your lust and how good she feels?

>>14394003
Do you think Lucas himself OKed this?

I bet Lucas made this canon didn't he

>>14393985
Does she speak in broken English too? Does she have any sisters? Maybe even an aunt?
These are important questions anon

>>14393981
Non-whites in Britain are comparable to the african american population in america, so not quite.
You still made me sad though.
http://a.pomf.cat/juqise.swf
>>14394013
I want to sniff her fluffy tail and bury my face in it for hours.

>>14393899
I want to see her with a hairstyle resembling a flat-top paintbrush.

Abiguile.

>>14394015
>Hold your leash as you thrust into her?
Lounge in a recliner wearing thighhighs and opera gloves and have me frantically try to enter her with my hands tied behind my back.

> and how good she feels
If I got the chance to pump my years of frustration into her tiny little body I'd probs end up asking her to marry me while cumming inside her.

>>14394020
>he doesn't know that the Kinect is the key to everything

>>14394037
If we get the Kinect working

Cause it's a superior peripheral than we've ever had in video games

I have some questions about gazers, /jp/. Very important stuff I need to get ironed out for various reasons.
Do they have tails? Is that what their big, bushy lower hair is? Where do their eye-stalks originate? Are those tails too? Can they levitate? How do they produce their 'Gazer gel', is it like some weird sort of sweat?

I have some idea of all of these, I just want to see the thread's consensus.

Ok, lets have a small greentext event.

Thanksgiving is coming up in the Americas.

How would Thanksgiving dinner go with your family and the MG of your choice?

I could see it being a rather interesting event being as my wife is a minor Japanese fox goddess, and is not used to western style holidays.
I think she would get along great with my family and there shouldn't be too many difficulties ...

I would love it if it turns out she secretly desires the turkey leg but is too formal to ask for it, so she hints at it all the time "mm, that leg looks good", "Oh, I bet that tastes good"
And knowing my father he would set it aside and teasingly wait til last to give it to her.

How about you guys, how would it go?

>>14393993
>>14393998
>>14393993

>>14393866
10/10 would teasingly run away from , and friendzone!

>>14394050
I want to cover myself in mud and hug her

>>14394003
>>14394037
>>14394042
>tfw we'll never get anything like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMItLni318 again because Disney banned any future references/products/drawings/etc to Slave Leia
I miss Lucas.

What Monster Girl would best rock the Slave Outfit?

>>14394046
Yes, yes, their lumbar spine, no they're eyestalks, they can levitate and also cast a pretty decent spread of magic, they can make more of it from an existing amount and they can likely condense it onto their skin where none exists.

>>14394012
>That scene description
Sounds just lovely.
>>14394021
Of course, emotionless broken English. One younger sister who's a regular zombie and an Aunt who's a Wight. Both were resurrected by her after the family was involved in an accident which may have involved careless driving and plenty of vodka.

>>14394062
Can you stop posting that monstergirlsona?

>>14394050
>tfw no predator to snu snu you
Will KC make one monstergirl based on them?

I want a cute kitsune girl to tease me for having a fluffy tail fetish!

>>14394068
>Implying you wouldn't
Is there any cat girl more fuckable?

>>14394066
Where might her aunt stay? I may or may not have just wanted to become her husb-Butler. Become her butler.

>>14394068
You mean you don't want to hatefuck the smug out of Fizzshire until she's exhausted and on the brink of tears while apologizing for being such a worthless existence?

Gay.

>>14394084
Fuck off.

>>14394066
>Sounds just lovely.
Perhaps one day she'll find love with some adventurer who bothered to trek out to the tower looking to "Slay the Lich" or some other such nonsense.

>>14394068
>>14394084
>>14394088
God I want to fuck this cat

>>14394080
>she dangles her tail in front of you like in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItUECpFi9_s
>she's even dressed like him ready to fish

>>14394088
The only sort of hatefucking I'm into involves the brain.

>>14394062
>>14394084
>>14394088
Everything about this cat and the doofus it stands for just really annoy me . At least he didn't ruin a good girl.

>>14394086
In a mansion a mile or two away from the castle but still in the same remote region. The imouto however lives in her own room in the castle.
>>14394092
They'd have to make it past the Grizzlybear girls first.

Talking of Liches I just noticed this
http://ectoplasmic-tears.tumblr.com/image/133708135354
Today's a good day.

>>14394078
Probably not, and I doubt there's a person who'd be willing to have silent girl Yautja snu-snu. Since they're basically just intergalactic crab-lizard people.

>>14394113
>tiny hips
Please no tranny Liches.

>>14394122
>and I doubt there's a person who'd be willing to have silent girl Yautja snu-snu
Yeah about that

>>14394113
>http://ectoplasmic-tears.tumblr.com/image/133708135354
Oh damn that's pretty nice! Good find anon.

>>14394113
>http://ectoplasmic-tears.tumblr.com/image/133708135354
Her hips are too small in comparison to her upper half.

>>14394113
I really like those torn-up stockings.
That's a splendid touch.

>>14394125
I'm sort of surprised at the proportions, the artist done such a deliciously soft Manticore.

Also just took a look at their page again and more monster girls on the way.
>Jiangshi, shirohebi, mothman, shoggoth, Anubis, Cupid, kikimora

>>14394113
>Pierced nipples
How to ruin an image with a single thing

>>14394113
>>14394139
>>14394140
Oh yeah I forgot to post that here when I saw it was done.

>>14394144
Yeah, that's much better apart from the phallic tailpussy.

>>14394047
I'm not sure my dad would like me bringing a monster over to family dinner, and some of my uncles would have some unsavory thing to say as well. There would be the obvious difficulties about eating with no hands, and people asking if it's okay for a harpy to eat a turkey. We can jut eat with her family.

>>14394148
Indeed, would have posted the one without the whole dicktail thing going on but wanted to show the lower body.

>>14394047
A Kikimora would probably push my mother out of the kitchen and do everything herself, which would piss my mother off to no end.
But hey we'd finally have an edible turkey so everyone else would love it.

Y/N?

>>14394162
What?

Going to take a guess and go with Y.

>>14394162
/

>>14394162
Goddamn image

>>14394145
Moose pls

>>14394176
K.

>>14394176
I don't know if I'm enough of a man to take them both at once, but absolutely YYYYY

>>14394176
No, they look lewd and slutty. I want to demonesses wholesome, so that I can lose myself in the passion while fucking her like an onahole.

>>14394176
Kneesocks>Panty>Stocking>Garterbelt>Scanty

>>14394197
They can always be the ones taking you

>>14394047
>first thanksgiving with my Jinko waifu
>would probably try to help my mom in the kitchen but being as large as she is she just gets in the way
>she would probably hate talking to my sister-in-law (she hates me)
>but she would endure it so that she could get to hold her 3 month old baby
>she would then watch football with us
>and eat too much with us
>then we would go home
>and she would not-so-subtlety try to get me to impregnate her
>to which I would instantly comply and stay up until morning with her
>now my Jinko waifu loves thanksgiving
>but now she thinks having a baby every thanksgiving is expected of her

>>14394201
Scanty>Kneesocks>>>>>>Brief>>>>>>Stocking>Panty

>>14394088
I will never unsee this picture as a guy dressed like a Cheshire because of the man face.

>>14394176
Season 2 never

>>14394113
>http://ectoplasmic-tears.tumblr.com/image/133708135354
Eh, still the best lich picture we have so far. I have no idea how people fuck her up so often.

>>14394248
>The best
Not sure I'd say that...

>>14394107
Adorable yet utterly maddening! I'd to pat her tail!

>>14394256
We have better?

>>14394217
Would threesome with Kneesocks and Stocking, the others can go fuck themselves.

>most Wights happen to be former high-ranking soldiers
>no art of them in their armor while brandishing their swords

>>14394268
I think so. I know people complain about how the lighting makes her face look on the Norasuko one, but I still think it looks good besides. There've also been a number of really cute sketches produced here in the thread if you count 'em. That one pic by Magnifire is pretty good too...

>>14394274
PalaWight when?
Ice-cold armored sex with a Wight when?

>>14394131
Yeah about what?

Would monster girls have their own languages and accents?

>>14394280
>Norasuko
I guess I'm one of those people. The face looked incredibly off, but that's the artist in general really. It wouldn't be out of place on tumblr.

>>14394300
I suppose just different tastes; I think the face in that one looks a little off, but I mostly attribute it to the lighting, and I like the artist's work (Faces included) in general.

Thought's on chubby girls who may or may not have some excess hair? Keep in mind they have perfect, smooth skin that's excellent for doing lewd things to.

>>14394310
I like them and would fug/love.

>>14394298
Sure, why not? I think such a thing is a fun part of world building.

I know that both Elder Scrolls 5 and Final Fantasy 14 developed languages for their Dragons.

>>14394310
Out onto the curb with the rest of the garbitch.

>>14394310
nah

>>14394310
>body hair
That's too much for me, along with the muffin top the bitch in your picture has.

>>14394310
Dear god, delete that.

>>14394310
Fine by me.

>>14394310
>pic
MONSTER

>>14394310
Truly tumbler is the real monster.

>>14394310
>All these weenies freaking out over this
I am a man. My dick is ready, willing, prepared to fight.

>>14394339
That picture wasn't drawn by a tumblrite.

>>14394310
>3D fatties are disgusting
>3D body hair is disgusting

>2D chub gets me going now
>2D body hair is GoaT to me now

The times, they are a changin'

>>14394348
It features one, though.

>>14394298
>>14394317

I wanna awkwardly try to convey a message to a exotic monster girl who can't speak english!

>>14394345
Man was not built for such a girth!

>>14394358
It's cool. 3D ruins everything. 2D is fun though. There's a lot of things I'd do only in 2D because is good. Like >>14394310, I don't think I could hold back from fucking her. If she were 3d though, she'd be disgusting. but 2d, absolute dicking material.

>>14394358
>>14394310
WALLS OF ICE.

>>14394345
>You're not a real man if you don't like fatties
Doubt.jpg

>>14394365
I want an Abomination's hellish noises to chill my bones as she goes wild and starts screming that she loves me in her own language.

>>14394345
TUBlr detected.

go home lardass.

>>14394374
>chubby plain girl with glasses
I fucking need that.

>>14394310
That ain't chubby. That's a 12 chin blubberback with a skinny bitch head and arm transplant.

>>14394374
More than anything, the variety of hot chicks makes me want to play Overwatch.

Tracer, Blackwidow and this chick especially.

>>14394310
That's not chubby

>>14394310
Fuckable enough for me, I'll take it.

>>14394386
>>14394393
Look at her perfect face, arms, and legs though.

So who is the go-to fag for snu-snu smut?

>>14394310
>fat
>hairy
>not even a monstergirl
GTFO

Congratulations, new husband, on the successful marriage to your lovely anubis wife!
Ahead of you lies a long, organised and wonderful life to be shared with your eternal soulmate. With an anubis, you are guaranteed many happy centuries together, and her skills will ensure that when you finally do leave this life, it'll be with no regrets or unfulfilled plans. And, as with all divinely descended monstergirls and their families, a home in the highest districts of the Afterlife is guaranteed upon death.

Of course, as her husband, you won't be without your own duties. Anubi are creatures of habit. It is their nature to schedule and plan in advance. While practical, this can often mean that the element of surprise (an important component of romance) will be lacking in a relationship. Therefore, it is the duty of the husband to both initially introduce an element of surprise into a relationship, and also inspire his anubis wife in the art of spontaneity.

In this guide, you will learn of one particular way to introduce an element of surprise into your married life.
Consider our hypothetical example: an anubis positioned outside in the winter, with heavy snowfall about. In this environment, the anubis has taken measures to protect herself from the cold. Specifically, she has on a pair of ear muffs, and her paws placed within her pockets to maintain body heat. In this situation, the normally attentive anubis is now vulnerable and receptive to a surprise.
In this situation, when consulted, our esteemed team of researchers, each with a Masters in the field of Anubis Study, recommended just one course of action:
Firstly, exiting the anubis' field of vision and approaching her from behind. After approach, quickly wrap your arms around her and plunge your hands into her pockets. Cover her paws with the palms of your hands, and wriggle your fingers between her digits until you can touch her center pads with your fingertips. Even with her paws clenched, they should still be soft and malleable enough for you to squeeze through with enough effort.
This action serves two purposes. Firstly, the simple act of holding hands and interlacing fingers will excite the anubis, setting her heart aflutter at the sudden act of deeply intimate affection. Secondly, her arms will be pinned in her pockets, leaving her helpless. To an anubis, who is normally in a prepared and advantageous position at all times within her life, this will both confuse and stimulate her with brand new feelings. Unable to free herself or even form a complex string of thoughts in her head, the anubis will be at your mercy, her canine instincts kicking in as she subconsciously acknowledges you as the victor of this encounter.
In such a state, even the most disciplined and cold anubis will melt like warm butter at the touch of their husband. From here, it is recommended that attention be focused on her neck and ears, with small (but harmless) nibbles and bites placed around her neck and collarbone. Kissing the neck's nape will also usually elicit favourable reactions.
What you do from here is your choice, but it is important that your actions convey your affection towards your anubis wife, and make her feel both loved and pleasured in her vulnerable state. If you feel that a more playful approach might be appropriate, consider using your position to bring both you and your wife to the ground. Like this, you will be able to lead into play wrestling and similar activities which can appeal to her usually subdued canine instincts. Just be aware of her weakness to the cold, and ensure that, if her tail is exposed, it does not become wet. When atop your anubis wife, cradling her rear in your hands to prevent her tail from sinking into the snow can avoid this.

Follow these guides, and take away the lessons included within, and you'll be sure to spice up the relationship with your lovely anubis wife in no time at all!

>>14394310
>TFW like hairy girls
>3d and tumblr keep ruining them
Fuck my life.

http://exhentai.org/g/802736/b5f12517f5/

>>14394426
Nigga do you really expect me to read all that shit

Did someone say Monstergirl sona?


Personally i'd like to see her drawn as a classy fox woman

>>14394374
I want to hug the Yuki-onna in the heavy winter coat and squeeze her and pet her and love her

>>14394426
TL;DR an Anubis is really strict and orderly but you can turn her to putty by grabbing her by the hair and fucking her like an animal.

>>14394453
Very original.

>>14394453
>Go to wonderland
>Get turned into a literal dog
>Ahegaos for days

>>14394410
Go to the collection and find one yourself. They list the monsters the writefag is most well known for, I'm sure plenty of them are snu-snu as long as you choose the right species.

>>14394426
>her canine instincts kicking in as she subconsciously acknowledges you as the victor of this encounter
I stopped reading here.

>>14394472
>They list the monsters the writer is most well-known for
That's a crock of shit if I ever read one.

>>14394426
>Slipping your hands into your Anubis wife's pockets to hold her hands in the warm confines of her pockets while hugging her from behind
Oh, I'd give her lots of kisses to her ears and neck alright. Or perhaps cheeks; she is wearing a scarf after all.

I'd certainly strive to maintain a good element of surprise; always giving at least 125% to a happy wedded life. Truly, nothing could be better than married life with Anubis.

>Field of Anubis Study
Truly that sounds like a very interesting, enjoyable field. Perhaps I could take it as a secondary, to learn how to better please an Anubis GF met studying engineering in college.

>>14394113
That Lich is hot/10. I would waifu and participate in lots of experiments with her.

It's empirically proven that the monsters surrounding a Lich obey dance logic. All I need to do is play Danny Baranowsky and bounce into them a few times and they'll be out for the count.

>>14394176
God damn Kneesocks is amazing.

>>14394426
What does it feel like to hold an Anubis' pawsie-wawsies?

>>14394484
Would be a cool function though.

>>14394491
Like warmth and love and fluff.

There is only one species to surpass Anubi in this regard; Yetis.

>>14394495
Yeah but you don't have to lie about shit neither LDR or ELH are going to implement.

>>14394488
Necrodancer would have been GOTYAY is only two things were changed:
>The story should be changed to be actually silly and reflect the fact its about a disco Lich. None of that grimdark shit about curses
>The MC should have been a paladin with a huge afro. This one is easily correctable because my MC is currently Shantae. The sprites are easy to mod.

>>14394506
I wasn't him, I was just saying it would be a good function

>>14394505
Cuuuuuute!
She's so very, very cuuuuuute!
I just want to hug her!

>>14394505
Fat no, Perfect yes.

>>14394505
You're enjoying the new Lich huh?

>>14394518
>Lich

>>14394505
Not fat enough if you ask me

>>14394518
Er Wight, not Lich. It's almost midnight and I have stuff to do in the morning, I should make like a Weresheep already.

>>14394505
Does she have an ass fat enough to match those thighs?

>>14394505
Those thighs are perfect for that position where you lie her on her side, lift one of her legs, and hug it as you fuck her

>tfw no tomboy Wight who wears my clothes around the house