/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Someone was on point.

Hellhounds

Fourth for Hatters.

>>14385210
Those eyeholes...

>>14385218
What about them?

We're getting a turkey girl right?

Ghoulz rulez

>>14385210
Give her a hug, of course.
Golems need more love, dammit.

>>14385210
>Command?
footjob!

FUCK OFF PIERS ANTHONY.

May as well post the last one in the set

Remember, she loves you

>>14385243
By "she" you mean "no one" then yes I remember.

>>14385243
That's actually kind of disappointing. I'm quite the horrible person.

>>14385243
But my Shoggoth loves me more.

>>14385229
Ghouls a shit.

Fearboner a shit.

Your waifu a shit.

You a shit.

>>14385243
young kiki with misgivings about her kuso-master who's yet to become a man of value yet.

>>14385249
Fear and arousal share space in your noggin, anon.

>>14385243
I want a Kiki daughteru so bad.

>>14385258

>>14385243
Sorry, I can't reciprocate those feelings, I love someone else.
>>14385249
u a shit

>>14385258
>tfw nobody ever talks about Shog daughterus
Why, anons? Why?

>>14385265
because shog a shit

>>14385265
Maybe because you can't touch her without basically diddling her? Shoggoth daughters are basically walking sex offenses, I think that put most people off.

>>14385265
You don't impregnate authentic maids.

>>14385265
Abominations don't have kids, or at least not in the traditional way.

I fucking hate abominations so much, god damn.

>Kiki: normal natural slavic dog-bird girl that loves you purely and wants what's best for the two of you. Can raise a happy family with.
>Shog: Weird mutant, demon, abomination, non-human twisted cunt that does what she does for purely sexual reason and her own satisfaction

>>14385268
>>14385269
>>14385272
>>14385278
>implying you wouldn't like to shog-diddly the shog-daughteru

>>14385265
Shoggoths are basically slimes, so they just split off into an identical copy, as far as I know.

>>14385278
You sound a little ruffled there, bird brain.

>>14385278
Everything a Kikimora can do, a Shoggoth will assuredly do better.

Hell, a Shoggoth can probably mimic a Kikimoras appearance if she or her master pleased.

>>14385265
'Cos I'm obsessed with alps.

I'd be cool though with Shoggoth daughterus fighting over who gets to be my silverware today, or asking me to help divide up the household for each of them, or Shoggothmom secretly replacing a section of the school with a piece of her body so she can sneak their lunches to them that way when they forget it.

>>14385288
>likes abominations
>like the idea of fucking children he gave birth too

figures.

>>14385278
Amen

>>14385291
They're slimes, not doppelgangers.

>>14385243
...Why?

>>14385291
>Has to mimick the appearance of a superior wife to get on her master's good side

Kikis a shit.

>>14385303
because you're her master.

>>14385306
your a shit

>>14385296
>like the idea of fucking children he gave birth too
>he gave birth too

I'm not sure you understand how babby is formed. Either that, or anon is a reverse Alp or into some freaky gender swapping stuff.

>>14385297
But.. But.. HOW!?!?!?

>>14385300
They're also capable of replicating household items from their own matter. Who says they aren't also capable of altering their bodies like Succubi?

>>14385291
>The average household with Kikimora and a Shoggath maids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0

>>14385306
*kikifags a shit
ftfy

>>14385265
I've read a lot of Lovecraft, and now I'm eternally suspicious of Shoggoth.

>>14385318
Honestly, this. I don't know why they keep doing this waifu war shit.

>>14385314
>Trusting a shiggity shoggity Shoggoth.

>>14385318
Kind of a shitty fanbase, I'll grant you that.

>>14385326
You'd think they'd stop after Quicksilver ruined them.

>>14385326
Beats talking about futacat/yuri/alps, at least.

>>14385291
>>14385305
>You'll never have a Kikimora and a Shoggoth as your maids.
>You'll never get so sick of them arguing that you overcharge them on headpats and take them both as your wives.
>They'll never stop fighting and become friends.
>They'll never be incredibly competitive in bed.

>>14385311
Nah, kikis a shit.

>>14385314
Think of them having fully manipulative vaginas. They could be tight as a vice, wet and loose for easy pounding, or massage you from every angle at once.

Shog-lovers are just contrarians. That simple.

>>14385330
>not wanting a rad purple meido with black sclera
>>14385337
>Quicksilver ruined them
How? His story had no effect on Kikimora discussions aside from people getting analpained over the loli content in the story.

>>14385342
>Think of them having fully manipulative vaginas
So like a Centaur or a Manticore, but combined with the ability to self-replicate and assimilate like a Mantango? Oh boy, sign me up!

First the mausposters and now the kikis. Is there nobody left who hasn't been salted on?

Seriously though, it feels like a faggot or two are just going around shitting on the people who usually post about their waifus.

>>14385300
>Not preferring your kiki to be purple, moan when you hold her, and have glowing eyes all over her so you an easily see her at all times
I cannot contain my disdain for plebian scum

>>14385338
It's the same shit. I like both girls, but I wish they would shut the fuck up about who is better.

>>14385350
Yes, but does she have eyes on the inside?

>>14385348
>Seriously though, it feels like a faggot or two are just going around shitting on the people who usually post about their waifus.
That's probably who it is.

>>14385346
It's just one faggot who felt like they got ruined and now he has to ruin them for everybody.

>>14385353
Yes. One in the back of her womb, watching with heart pupils as your cock thrusts past her cervix

>"Thy meal was made with the root of t'char."

>>14385352
Okay, I agree with you on that.

>>14385348
But the "maus" shit is retarded and annoying after months and months of being forced in this thread. Even Nyanon said it was getting annoying last thread, and he's the guy who started it.

>>14385362
No. This is wrong. I shouldn't be aroused by this.

>>14385371
Kikis have been around at the start of the thread for just as long.

>>14385373
Well, now you know why she seems so distracted and yet flustered when you go balls deep.

>>14385375
Its not the mentioning of mousegirls, its the stupid meme name that's getting annoying.

>>14385278
Stop being so salty, faggot.

>>14385375
Just a simple comment, nothing more.

Though, admittedly, I modified it to show love to both Kikis and Shoggoths.

I want a maus to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to say even she thinks its fucking tiny!

>>14385388
There's nothing to be "salty" about. Kiki is king.

>>14385398
plz no

>>14385398
Is your penis small? Seriously.

>>14385402
kiki a shit.

>>14385402
You sound pretty salty there m8. Salty about abominations. It's right there.

I want to have both a Kikimora and Shoggoth maid who are constantly in an unspoken competition to one up each other.

>>14385411
>>14385419
>She's literally the perfect wife and she improves you as a man. No "catches" like almost every other girl.

She's objectively the best MG unless you're a turbo-fetishest and ABSOLUTELY NEED to get dominated, have a girl with huge/small tits, or have one who's bigger than you.

>>14385430
Nah, kikis a shit.

>>14385430
That's your shit opinion talking.
Maids are for guys who are lazy or can't take care of themselves.
I'm genuinely surprised they aren't more popular here.

Screw kikis and shoggoths,
I'll get my self a robot maid!

Kikifags are making me hate kikimoras. I suspect they are undercover shoggoths. It's working.

>>14385430
Who the fuck do you think you are? King of Timbuktu? Rein in your salt trade, you saltsucking saltlord.

>>14385430
This is a troll post, right?

>>14385440
Robits are olev

>>14385440

I'll go for a Nureonago myself.

>>14385442
>>14385419
>>14385388
I don't think you know what salty means.

>>14385441
They're far from the worst fanbase. That would have to go to Cheshires.

I want a Minotaur battle maid.

>>14385456
You're doing a goo job of defining it.

>>14385456
He's mad because people doesn't like his waifu and fetish, I call autism. Umaru a useless fuck.

>>14385440
FOOL!
You don't GET a robot maid, you BUILD one!

Look what happens when you don't make your own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViaujsRyRQ

>>14385459
I want to be raped by my kiki maid.

>>14385210
Statuification is my fetish.

>>14385458
"Old" cheshire fanbase is almost extint, aside from one or two guys here. Same with manticores.

>>14385492
Really? They get so much content.

You and your waifu have been drinking and dining at tapas bars all evening, the last bus home just went and you have no commute home aside from walking, your waifu falls asleep and asks you either princess carry her or give her a piggyback ride. Which demand do you give in too? Can you even do one of those?

>>14385507
She's light so I might be able to carry her, but I'm textbook skinnyfat. So maybe?

>>14385477
I already made a Gargoyle OP though...

>>14385507
She must be shitfaced because she's fucking massive compared to me.

>>14385507
>Piggy backing a drunk Wight
Sounds fun

>>14385507
Piggyback. singing songs badly as I go

>>14385519
>Piggy back carrying a drunk Lich

Yeeeee

>>14385471
Seems to be a pretty common thing with these robots you find off of the streets, taking their protectiveness to the unreasonable extremes.

Besides, building her yourself makes it all the more personal.

>>14385507
My arms are spaghetti, but somehow I can carry 300+ lbs on my back without trouble while having the proportions of a push pop.

>>14385507
I can't even begin to imagine what a drunk Kiki would be like.

>"I've heard your village is looking to hire a mercenary for protection."
>"Well look no further, I don't mean to brag, but I'm what you call a professional."
>"My resume? Here's my resume, check out these guns!"

>>14385507
>Princess carrying an alp
>Buries her face in my chest, kissing it and my neck all the way home
>Finally make it to bed
>Suddenly alpdruck
>Lose balance and fall onto bed with alp on top of me
>Can't move
>fall asleep underneath a drunk alp

This was the alp's plan all along. Fucking alps.

>>14385559
I wanna give her mino milk so she can get stronger.

>>14385559
You're hired!

>>14385559
I'll take her and any other family/friends she knows.

>>14385507
I have little experience doing either, but the army got me used to carrying a ruck so I'll try the piggyback. But if all else fails it's a fireman carry.

>>14385570
Hiring the whole Mino-Mercenary Family? That'll cost ya.

>>14385514
Tsk. It doesn't work if they can turn back and forth, and if it's them doing the transforming to themselves.

To the guy last thread who said he was coloring the Holstaur 'I love you to Anon' picture that had already been colored, I have other Holstaur pictures you could color, first choice being the Holstaur in a wedding dress picture that was also posted last thread.

>>14385507
Piggyback for sure. Boobhat a best.

http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu Orphan

Update line 689. Sorry for the recent inactivity. Leo and his spider walk to town. She gives him a blowjob. Also I made up a town out of nowhere. It's not on the map, but it's situated on the road between Amroth and Ithilien, where it branches off into Faraon.

>>14385507
Piggyback, she's two heads taller than me.

>>14385612
You're doing God's work.

>>14385647
Hey, glad you appreciate it, anon

>>14385513
>skinnyfat
Pardon?

>>14385517
>huge waifu species
>she wants piggybacks when she gets drunk
That's actually super cute. I'll try it, and then when I collapse under her weight we have sloppy drunken sex right there on the sidewalk.

>>14385507
Like I'd lose a chance to princess carry a shy feline through town.

>>14385763
Skinny with more fat then muscle.

>>14385507
>>14385513
What if I'm a skeleton with little to no fat or muscle to speak of, and a genetic birth defect on top of that, and my waifu is a chubby big girl?

>>14385612
Hey, Peny.
Start putting the title above or below the bin link so it's easier to highlight. Because I'm lazy as fuck and have poor vision.

Also, I like it.

>>14385774
I don't think I've ever seen that. I'm having trouble imagining it. If you're skinny but still have more fat than muscle, wouldn't you be super weak? How do you even manage to complete every day tasks?

>>14385798
A lot of people are like that, and I'm surprised you haven't heard the term.

>>14385798
I'm just really skinny. Always been.

>>14385801
I see lots of fat people, and lots of skelingtons. Everybody else just looks average to me.
I'm muscular bordering on bearmode myself, so maybe I just don't pay attention.

>>14385812
Just google it then.

>>14385798
You're overthinking it. Just google something like 'body type chart' and you should get a few hits with a few other examples like ottermode or builtfat.

>>14385612
Wow, pandering!

I'm gonna sniff all the stinky sweaty Wyverns!

>>14385833
Generic retaliatory remark implying you like men of the homosexual persuasion.

>>14385808
I work with a guy who's about a foot shorter than me but still manages to look like a telephone pole because of how skinny he is. I can never figure out how he survives, the job is physically taxing for me and I'm shaped like a lumberjack.

For some reason I always find myself imagining going on a double date with him; me with a slender CC elf and him with a strongfat Oni that looks like Yuugi. It's an amusing image.

>>14385812
>Knows what Bearmode means
>Doesn't know what skinnyfat means

I see right through you!

>>14385843
Counter insult implying skub use.

I want to marry a bearmode girl!

Strongfat is best fat.

>>14385851
I've heard bearmode several times, and I've heard strongfat, but never skinnyfat. Just seems like contradictory terms to me. I did look it up though, so I get the gist.

>>14385860
Do you imagine her vaginal muscles being so huge that she's tighter than a virgin loli and cries when you deflower her with your thoroughly average dick?

>>14385860
What monsters would be best for bearmode? Aside from the obligate minotaur and beargirl, of course.

>>14385881
Yeti, Hellhound, Werewolf, Jinko, Alice.

>>14385881
Oni
Tarrasque
Orc
Amazon
Wurm

I want to kiss a bearmode Wurm on the cheek and make her blush.

>>14385888
>Alice
No comment.

>>14385881
All the Dragons

Dragon
Ryu
Wurm
Jabberwock

Not Wyvern though.

All would make great Bearmode girls.

>>14385888
>Alice
Good tastes,

>>14385888
>Hellhound, Werewolf, Jinko
Yes, yes, how could I forget?
>Yeti
Wouldn't have thought of that one but it makes s--
>Alice
Yeah, what?

>>14385890
>Tarrasque
I feel like something of that magnitude needs to be cut. I mean, I see the draw, but I need the shine of sweat on a set of chiseled abs.

playing The Video James™ with a pro gamer MG

>Bearmode baphomet
>Is embarrassed by her body but heroes keep challenging her and she literally cannot stop eating the sweets you give her
>At least she still loves her headpats

>>14385897
Alices are tiny, cheery, and well worth getting huge so you can pat her head.

>>14385881
I'd like a plain ottermode Oni childhood friend to intercrural and hotdog and armpitfuck and so on. No penetration though, we're just getting her awkward ass used to cocks. She'll give her virginity to her husband and I'm playing dumb so she has to propose to me herself

>>14385899
>Draw a white girl
>Call her Korean
>Draw another white girl
>Call her Chinese
REALLY SHOWING YOUR ARTISTIC RANGE THERE, BLIZZARD.

>>14385903
All I see is Kanbaru as an Oni.

>>14385913
I wonder if they make horn covers for when you're just starting your training in headpats so your hands don't get hurt.

>>14385912
No yan lezbo pls, I want my waifu to be a good girl.

>>14385909
To be fair, they're imitating east-asian art styles by drawing their east-asian girls as white.

>>14385912
Wow. Can't unsee.

>>14385912
I don't even want to imagine what she'd be like save drunk, but my boner is happy to.

>>14385915
>Horn covers
Get gud. Stabbing yourself on those shouldn't even be an issue, and if it is you can always knit her a nice hat. Now, meese on the other hand...

>>14385919
>Now, meese on the other hand...
It's the antlers, right?

>>14385915
They've probably got some so they don't poke holes in the mattress at night.

>>14385922
Well, yeah. I imagine your arms might get shredded if you get too vigourous.

>>14385923
>HFW you do her in doggy style so hard she pokes holes in the mattress anyway
>YFW it's a waterbed

>>14385923
I bet they even make some really cute or funny novelty ones too, like a little angel and devil.

>>14385931
Or cosplay. You could get your Dragon huge fennec ear hornmuffs and play a game of pretend.

>evil Demon Lord futanari
>mindbroken by girl and her pussy and turned into the village's meat-toilet.
W-where did this fetish came from.

>>14385949
I don't know but you should put it back wherever you got it from.

>>14385901
She'd get all the sweets and minomilk I have.

She's going to be the biggest, strongest baphomet ever.

>>14385948
Sounds silly and humiliating. How much do they cost?

>>14385949
Fuck off

>>14385923
No she just puts cut tennis balls on them like the feet of a walker

>>14385948
Better than headpats, slam those horns into the ground and give her an entirely more exciting humiliating experience.

>>14385949
>/d/
>CoC
>hentai
In short gtfo

>>14385971
It's like stocks but even more degrading. I approve and would like to take part in your gangbang of her.

>>14385973
>>hentai

>>14385971
>minotaur wants to rape you into the ground
>charges
>you dodge at the last second
>she slams her head onto a wall
>horns stuck
>you get behind her, pull down her pants, and go balls deep
>first time you've fucked a minotaur without ending up in a body cast
>feels good man

>>14385979
>>>blue board

>>14385973
3 arrows, Anon.
>>>/d/
If you're going to tell someone to fuck off, do it correctly.

>>14385949
Found the newfag

Please leave and never come back

>>14385899
Yuki-onna when?

Feed the Alice!

Do it now!

>>14385981
What if that was her plan all along?

>>14385981
>pull down her pants
>implying someone planning a brutal rape would wear something that would get in the way
Nigga she'd wear a nopan sundress.

>>14386020
OK.
I've got a manticore venom/humpty egg/concoction fruit mix ready for her feast.

>>14386026
Well congratulations, she got herself caught. What was the next step of her master plan?

>>14386040
Crashing this pelvis WITH NO VIRGINS

>Three quarters of monster girls have as a prominent part of their character 'can turn other women into monster girls'
>Nobody ever does anything with the concept

I get that the target audience is people who just want a girl that will go "Ooooh, your cock is totally THE BEST THING" or femdom, but come on, monster girls have such a vast lore at this point and nobody does anything with it outside of the most braindead and simple boring scenario.

>>14386042
No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

>>14386043
On the very, very slim chance that this isn't bait, there's been a good handful of stories and greentexts that involved a woman being transformed into a monster girl.

>>14386047
I mean japanese artists making fanart/doujin, of course I'm not talking about stories on here

>>14386043
Part of the problem is that many tend to sperg out over such things.

>>14386050
So you just want art of girls fucking girls.

>>14386056
If that was the problem I'd just go on /u/

>>14386026
>Be captain of a border fort
>Hear a huge boom one day, the walls are shaking and dust and shit is falling from the ceiling
>Run outside to see what happened
>There's a huge Greater Wurm stuck on the outer wall, with her horns imbedded in the stone
>"Oh nooo~ I'm helpless, I sure hope a handsome soldier doesn't come along and violate me while I'm stuck~"
>One of your men perks up at that idea and takes his belt off before advancing toward the Wurm
>She glares at him and he freezes, sensing her murderous intent
>"Not you, fuck off." She growls
>He walks away dejected
>"Oh nooo~ I sure hope a handsome CAPTAIN named ANON doesn't come violate me while I'm stuck~"
>You walk up to her
>"Umm..."
>"Oh, oh no, are you here to have your way with my body? Please be gentle!"
>"No...you're stuck facing the wall. Your lady parts are on the front though. Because of your anatomy it would actually be very difficult for me to do that."
>"Wait, hold on, I'll fix it." She pops her horns out of the stone wall then flips around headbutts them back in, creating new holes. She's stuck bent over backwards now, with her underside exposed to you.
>"There, go ahead."
>You sigh while taking off your pants
>The shit you put up with

>>14386056
Not him, but I think there's more appeal than that.
It'd be more like,
>"Girl gets bitten."
>Girl gets the itch to have sex with her lover
>Girl has sex with her lover
>And during so, turns into whatever girl bit her.
>They get on well, despite her now being a monster girl
>Live more happily-ever-after than expected

>>14386056
That's not a necessity at all. Werewolves and vampires can cause a transformation with a bite, kakuen and many others do it just by existing in an area and any other number of mechanisms could be imagined.

>>14386062
Man a lot of monster girls seem to get stuck in walls and fences.

>>14386076
>Trump gets his wall built
>The entire southern side is covered in moaning chupacabra and brown kikis
Vote won, passport obtained.

>>14386066
So basically this?
http://pastebin.com/U1mUJWzL

>>14386080
>Wall contains all the Chupas and Brown Kikis
>Trump then sells "Hunting licenses" for men to go cross the border and fuck their favorite brown Monster Girls
>Profit from Brown Monster Girl Hunting Licenses is so great Trump is able to build a second wall around Canada
>The entire north side is covered in moaning moose girls and canadian goose harpies
Why doesn't the Order ever consider building a Wall around their territory?

Unrelated note did you see how Trump handled that BLM protester at his speech? Pure Alpha Male.

>>14386090
Is it bad that I want a guy I don't like to win the election for all the reasons that make me not like him?

>>14386033
Is she one of Mari's converts?

Buying you beloved kiki things with the money you've earned from the excellent life she's afforded you

>Buying her an imported turbo-deluxe artisan crafted broom from the finest ancient broom workshops in the mountains of Croatia
>taking her out to buy a new dress, going into the store, holding hands, she blushes and is extremely pleased by your generosity
>Giving her a big diamond ring and seeing it dawn on her that she's moved from servant status to wife status

>>14386080
I want to come across a curvy CC Kitsune who "accidentally" got caught in a hole in the fence.

>>14386104
Post the second image to that.

>>14386076
>have Kobold wife
>come home one day to see a doogy door installed in your back door
>the next day you come home she's halfway out of it with her booty shaking back and forth enticing you
>"Oh no~ I'm stuck! I hope that my darling husband can maybe 'lend a hand'?
>you drop your pants and get to work
>a few hours later and she's actually stuck in the door
>have to call firefighters to help her out
>the Hellhound chief won't look at you amused and gives you a thumbs up giving her ideas with her husband

>>14386108
s-second image?

>>14386108
>there is no second image to this
thispostissponseredbytheAnti-MaidBullyingLeague

>>14386076
Wonderland Girls tend to get stuck when traveling to and fro Wonderland using Mirrors. You'd help get them unstuck right? You wouldn't do anything rude to them while they were vulnerable right?

Option A

Accept the love of Space Jinko Pussy.

Option B

Accept the love of Spess Jinko Pussy after they take over the world and force themselves on you.

You have a day to decide, choose wisely.

>>14386068
Don't forget that large mice can do it by biting your human daughters.

>>14386129
>B
if we give them enough of a challenge they'll respect us and not enslave us!

>>14386111
Who's more dumb-moe and naive?

Wurms or Kobolds?

>>14386104

>>14386134
How would your Paladin wife react to your daughter coming home crying and already growing mouse ears?

>>14385949
I'll hazard a guess and say from that one Gura Nyuutou doujin you just described.

>>14386126
Of course not, as an aspiring paladin squire I'd never take advantage of a Cheshire's huge ass.

>>14386129
Option C

Accept the love of space jinko pussy after an intense and sweaty alien invasion roleplay. Tenderly.

>>14386043
I know the pain of never having your overly specific preferences catered to.

>no story about a monster girl turning another girl into one of their own then teaching her about the life of a MG until they fall in love despite their nature

Imagine how romantic they'd be, hunting together for men to suck dry, before going back home to cuddle lovingly

>>14386146
>Master snaps it like that
>As he walks away he says "Clean that mess up"

Why is being evil so much more fun. Renegade for life!

>>14386147
Immediate purification to reverse the disease. Being a paladin has some good perks.

>>14386158
>You will never Lay on Hugs

>>14386153
>the pain of never having your overly specific preferences catered to
So is this where all the panderingfags come out of?

>>14386162
>everyone whose kinks aren't mine is wrong

>>14386161
I want to cum inside a plain-cute Paladin on our wedding night and have her hug my dick hard again, saying that she won't let me stop until I give her a son.

>>14386149
But if you impregnate her she can't play evil tricks on people. Do your duty, man.

>>14386138
That's just not going to happen anon.

>>14386161
>Lay on Hugs

God damn it anon.

>>14386171
Well...I guess just one time won't hurt.

>>14386146
post the third one where he walks in with the even better new broom

>>14386146
>>14386154
You're bad people.

>>14386161
Ah yes. That bullshit overpowered racial ability Yeti paladins get.

Full heal at little cost and no cooldown. Nice balance.

>>14386171
>"Nyahahaha, now to-"
>"Honey, you can't. Teleporting is bad for the baby."
>"But this is our seventh one! When do I get to play around again?!"
And thus Anon performed his civic duty. (While making all sort of new problems down the road with a very rambunctious litter)

>>14386126
Wonderland Girls wtih British Accents asking you to help get them out of the mirror!

Accents are nice.

>>14386188
Surely the solution is repeating the same process on the litter too.

>>14386179
Correct.

>>14386205
>dicking the daughteru
no thank you sir

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider the possibilities of having a one woman harem with a slime queen.

What I want is more Valkyrie corruption stories.

I tried doing one myself but i didn't have enough hookers to go with my blackjack

>>14386230
I'd rather a one woman harem with a chimaera.

>>14386230
No can do sir.
the more she divides the more I cant avoide the thought that I'm doing my daughter and wife at the same time. and then I get weird flashbacks to devilman lady.

>>14386236
But she's only got one body!

>>14386237
Think of it like a hivemind Anon.
All of them are here, some just put on a difference face/body/mindset so you don't get overloaded by all the her.

>>14386243
I think being able to enjoy each of the girl's personality's is more fulfilling than enjoying the same girl in a thousand different bodies.

>>14386247
Just watch out if the kinda tsun one swaps over to the genki one mid boning.

>>14386250
More to tease her about later. I'll have her make it up to me by taking care of me while my pelvis heals from the mild bruising.

>>14375570

plz respond

>>14386020
Feed her what?

>>14386281
Delicious cake!

>>14386289
Topped with her favourite special icing?

Today I am alone birth to eggs.

I want to work for a Tanuki Druglord and enter a life of Monster Girl crime!

>>14386327
wat?

bullying dorky gazer but taking responsibility.

I have turned my mind to steel. This is my life's ambition. My will is unclouded, I will do anything to see this through and make it a reality.

>>14386037
For her or for yourself? Because an overcharged Alice would be interesting.

>>14386327
Oh great, Harpies are in the thread again.

>>14386334
Enjoy smuggling packets of 99% pure powdered raging mushroom in your ass.

>>14386356
>the packet breaks
>this is also your escape plan against the MG security

>>14386363
>Timid, but eager to prove herself, Elf security guard points a gun at the smuggler.
>"Hey buddy! Cool it! Up against the wall! NOW!"
>Let's out a bestial scream, as 99% pure powdered raging mushroom rushes through his body.
>"I-I'm gonna need backup!"
>Brutal anal pounding noises over the radio before it cuts to static.

>>14386363
>Breaking news! Police forces powerless in the face of suspected raging mushroom mule, eight hour rape spree continues.

>>14386334
It's all fun and games until the boss decides to test the quality of the merchandise and you find yourself with your dick out and her doing lines of aphrodisiacs off it.

>>14386341
Gazer's a big Danganronpa fan and she's such a dork that she wears this Monokuma onesie around the house (don't tell anybody though)

>>14386281
Wonderland Cake and Hathor Milk.

Even if she says she's stuffed keep feeding her. Maybe throw in a dash of Minos Milk too, just a touch

>>14386386
I'm gonna tell everybody. What a fucking weeb. Shit game, shit taste, shit waifu.

>>14386396
>Shit game

Pleb detected.

>>14386403
He's right though. I'd mock a Gazer with shit tastes. I bet she likes Fallout 4 too.

>>14386404
But Danganronpa is good and I bet she hates Fallout 4.

>He's right though.
Oldest trick in the fuccboi-book, dweeb.

>>14386327
What's the matter, Paladin-chan? Did your Beelzebub get killed by your former companions without revealing your location?

>>14386396
No anon, you have the shit taste.

>>14386438
She'd make a good vampire.

>>14386443
>chuuni loligoth vampire with drillhair
Literally perfect.

>>14386449
Don't forget the gambling. Want her to "suck" you in a different way that night? Beat her in a hand of poker otherwise you're going to have to settle for a footjob while she taunts you with her wonderful voice.

>>14386459
Sucks to be her, I have a belittling fetish. I just get harder when she bullies me.

So the Japs liked our idea of Mindflayer Nurses.

>>14386468
Looks like somebody's gonna get de-depressed!

>>14386468
Is there any monster girl that doesn't become sexier by being a nurse? Go ahead, try and think of one.

>>14386468
Can't blame them, it's one of the best ideas to come from these threads.

Meanwhile they give us weird shit like watching the demon lord give birth.

>Be human history teacher in MGC
>Teachers are usually MGs but there is very few of them specialized in human history
>First day of class at your new school
>The students are mostly MGs the rest are human boys
>Begin introducing yourself
>"Hello everyone, I am mister Anon and my job is to teach you about human history..."
>A pink Wererabbit jumps out of her seat
>"You're gonna teach us about the human body?"
>Weird question but you answer anyway
>"No, we will go through all of humanity's history before the..."
>She cuts you short again
>"We're gonna do all of humanity's sexuality?"
>Alright, she is definitely a troublemaker, you have to be strict with her
>"Miss, sit down and keep your mouth shut for the rest of the class or..."
>And again she doesn't let you finish
>"You really want me to sit on you to keep your mouth shut?"
>She's panting heavily and you can almost discern heart shapes in her pupils
>This is going to be a long year of school

>>14386474
You know the thermometer is going inside your dick.

>>14386474
Cu Sith

>>14386487
>>14386489
That didn't take long. And I really wanted to stump all the anons too.

What would personal adds in monstergirland/MGC be like?

>>14386516
90% of a newspaper's revenue and content.

>>14385210
>Command?
You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full Moon.

>>14386486
>You break down and have a teacher/student affair with a Wererabbit
>After school on your third day together you fuck her over her desk with her shirt unbuttoned and using her tie as a leash while you pound her from behind
>You're so lost in pleasure after releasing inside her that you fail to hear the door to the classroom open
>"Ara ara"
>It's the principal, shit
>You try to make an excuse but you're lost for words, you're about to apologise when you notice the slime on her face
>"Such a romantic scene, I remember meeting my husband the same way"
>Sometimes it's easy to forget that your boss is a succubus

>>14386485
What a lovely little thing.

So I went and saw Spectre the other day, and then giggled during the intro because of all those tentacles. I mean come on. TENTACLES! TENTACLES EVERYWHERE, GROPING BOYS AND GIRLS ALIKE!

Moo~

>>14386630
Freckles, yes. What's with the tattoo? That a Hathorite symbol?

>>14386630
Freckles are like targets for the post-irrumation facial.

>>14386334
I want to be abducted by a Tanuki Druglord and told to love her daughter!
>Walking home from work one day, feel a sudden weight and black out.
>You find yourself in a really comfy chair in a dimly lit and surprisingly spartan but functional office with stacks of cardboard boxes on one wall.
>Your head still isn't very clear, but out of the corner of your eye you see a patiently bobbing mass of fluff.
>"Ah, you've come to. Splendid. I hope you're comfortable, but not /too/ comfortable. We have business to discuss."
>You start to rise with a question, only for a large claw from behind to gently assert your shoulder back down.
>"Oh, please do stay seated. I'm sure you're still a bit wobbly."
>"Alright. So what business do you have with me?"
>The shadow saunters into your line of sight, ample hips rocking with each measured step. "My daughter. She has become enamored of you."
>Despite the low light, this Tanuki looks familiar. Like a more mature and better balanced version of someone you know... "You're Yukiko's mom?"
>"He can draw conclusions! Maybe I shouldn't dismay just yet!" she grins, glancing into the face of whoever is towering at your back.
>"Yes indeed, I am. And you're unfortunately the light of her life despite evidencing no reciprocal interest and-" her eyes narrow slightly as she gives a slight snuff "a dearth of means. But I'm here to fix that. You will engineer a suitably romantic chance meeting with my daughter and proceed to woo her, and I will give you a healthy stipend to support it. And if it doesn't happen, my alternatives tend to be-" here, a meaningful cock of the eyebrow "consequential."
>You mull over this turn of events - to who Yukiko is to you. You've crossed paths only a few times, you're pretty sure she's in the administration of the company you work for. Relatively young, quiet, and not entirely confident with herself. A bit plump and awkward as Tanuki can be, but if her mother is any indication of how she can mature, perhaps physique isn't the deciding factor. Cute enough, at any rate. And she's been harboring affection for you for..."How long? Her interest."
>"First sight. Such a dreadful thing, how vulnerable our hearts are. She hasn't had the bravery to interfere with a disinterested man, since you obviously don't feel the same way about her and she isn't in any real position to take you. That's why I'm stepping in before she loses her chance and spends a week bawling at me."
>Golly, she's been pining after you for over a year? You've been keeping your head down since moving to this part of the City, lest you attract one of the less savoury monsters. Some of the Succubi at work /have/ been getting a little too frisky lately.
>As your introspection brings your expression distant the dealmaker snaps you back. "Well, are you going to disappoint me?"
>This might be a bit much. Time for questions. "What exactly do you make your income from?"
>Her naturally shaded eyes fall into deeper shadow as she inclines her head, her statement standing above a precipice of implication "I am a purveyor of goods and transport. I make sure things go where they need to be in a timely manner, no matter the obstacles. The details are not your concern."
>Well, that answered whether she was trouble or not. But..."Is Yukiko involved in the family business?"
>At this she seems almost taken aback. "Of course not. Are you so dense that you did not notice where she works? She's a good, normal girl who will lead a happy, peaceful life if I have any say in it."
>Ah. "And you're going to pay me to create a 'Happily Ever After', right?"
>A taciturn nod.
>"That doesn't seem right. I know Tanuki aren't famed for playing above board, but outright buying love doesn't happen."
>Her eyes widen from sour contempt to surprise as you interrupt her inevitable threat.
>"Hold up! That doesn't mean this is hopeless, just that I don't accept your terms. You said she's been loving me for all this time and hasn't stepped up once, so I had no idea she was available. I think you both have a big problem with being direct, so I'm just going to ask her out - without your money."
>"You think that's wise-"
>"I do, and I don't think you considered your plan well enough. What happens if it ever comes to light that I've been paid off to date her? It'll crush her worse than anything. You think everything is shadow and money, but sometimes you have to just follow your feelings and roll with the punches. I'll go to her on my own time, with my own income, and we'll see if it all works out. And if for some reason it doesn't after we've given it our best, then you drop this and encourage her to move on."
>The Tanuki before you swishes her tail anxiously; engaging some silent dialogue before finally closing her eyes, taking a deep breath, and looking straight into yours. "Fine. I will allow you to do as you say - exactly as you say - and trust that this is for the best. But remember, I will be watching you."

>>14386574
>>14386630
Sea Cows when?

>>14386649
>"No problem! And if this all works out, you'll get to spectate bedtop sports before the end of the month."

And then two weeks later Tanuki Druglord is sitting around watching footage from her hidden security cameras as you jackhammer Yukiko into a mating press; excitedly dropping her persona and clinging to her beloved. "Darling, look! Our little girl is all grown up! Hee!"

>>14386630
>freckles
>horned Venus symbol tattoo
Oh yes.

>>14386649
>Dating the drug lord tanuki's daughteru
Sorry, but I'd turn her down. I mean, I barely know her, and she's not my type of girl. I prefer tough, thick older women. Like that Dragon Bodyguard the Tanuki mom is paying to hold me down.

Hey, is she available? I'll date her free of charge.

>>14386666
B-but a horned Venus symbol is a Mercury symbol...

>>14386676
>dating a Dragon who is such a huge loser she has to work for a raccoon
Anon, don't you have any standards?

>>14386678
So you're telling me this cow is a merchant?

>>14386679
Jokes on you, I don't when it comes to Dragons! From fat Ryu Shrine Goddesses, to neet Chubwocks, to stinky Wyverns, I'm a slut for loser Dragons!

>>14386687
>stinky Wyverns
I forgive you. I too wish to sniff a sweaty Wyvern tomboy's used spats.

>>14386687
>>14386691
God, Dragons that are losers are my turn on, gotta love them.

>>14386687
>fat Ryu Shrine Goddesses
OH FAT SCALY GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND!

>>14386181
Their healing hugs have no range though, they have to be right on top of the person to hug them

>>14386008
>smug Yuki-onna with glasses in heavy, furry winter clothes
I want to see it

>>14386758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bt0Ivqr0u4

here you go buddy

I want to fuck the cold right out of winter

>>14386765
>fucking a Yuki-Onna so hard even she's sweating
I didn't ask for this boner

>>14386758
I'd make gentle passionate love to her and cause a nice gentle downpour outside, and make all her slim Shirohebi maidens jealous.

>>14386779
>slim Shirohebi maidens
>they all try to get with you
>tell them all you "like a woman with more meat on her bones"
>suddenly the shrines grocery bill has skyrocketed

>>14386783
That's going to be one thick plump shrine.

On the plus side, that Arachne seamstress will surely enjoy all that money from making larger dresses for all the Shrinemaidens to wear.

Dude who said he was gonna do a pastebin writeup for the DMM game here, guess I'm working on it right now. Should be done soon. Kinda wish we had more information to go on as yet.

>>14386838
The release is next month right? Looking forward to it, seeing it's a kancolle clone it should be easy enough to play with no moon knowledge but info in advance would be great.

>>14386852
Yeah, I've kinda just got a barebones guide so far and I'm just translating the girls previews from the twitter account. Only thing I know for sure is it's going to have a gacha system for getting new girls unlike KanColle/TouRan. And the only reason why we know that is because the preregister bonus is rare gacha stones.

At any rate, 9/35 previews TL'd so far. This may take a little bit.

>>14385210
>Golems
How can an object rape? A woman can rape a man, to be sure, but how can there be rape where there is no will?

>>14386546
>SLIME ON HER FACE
>... nvm

i thought you where gonna shamalamadingdong us with the were rabbit being part of the shoggoth principal and made sentient with the help of her lilim overseer

We need more protective Nee-san monster girls.
they're protecting imouto monster girls.

>>14386910
I see. Where do you put the D?

>>14386910
>We need more protective Nee-san monster girls.
Yes we d-

>they're protecting imouto monster girls.
We are no longer niggas

>>14386910
>spoiler
What's the fucking point.

>>14386910
I'd want to have my overprotective doting nee-san as my wife!

Older Sisters are wonderful and should be loved and cuddled.

>>14386765
I'm not fucking a Yuki-onna without wearing a warm snowsuit or having a Yeti on standby to hug my shaking body

>>14386901
I spelled smile so badly that it corrected itself as slime, I should just throw myself to the matango pit already.

>>14386910
Onee-sans are for protecting otoutos, not imoutos.

>>14386910
>People hating on this
Why does everything need to have a dick involved? Can't a man enjoy seeing the family love between two sisters or a heart warming friendship once in a while?
>>14386944
>Shota
Now this is shit.

>>14386950
>Now this is shit
Meme hate

>>14386950
Shut up faggot.

>>14386934
Yes they should, and cuddling up with that Jabberwork would be sublime.

>>14386950
I smell a yurifag hating his dick.

>>14386966
Should we Alp this bloody wanker?

>>14386950
You are entitled to your own opinion, but everyone else is also entitled to dislike it.

>>14386950
I don't see anything wrong with the idea, forget yuri alarmists.

And yes, taking it any day over shotashit.

>>14386953
>Meme hate
Bob please.
>>14386966
>Someone wants more variance in stories so he must be a yurifag
Every story having to revolve around romance, sex or relationships makes things extremely stale and a lot of stories end up being the same old shit because of it.

Sisters and family life? A band of monster girl mercenaries or maybe a story about a Kitsune who owns a classy bar with a monster girl only rule? Sure they might not be the best ideas but you get the point, being limited to ideas that people can slap their dicks around to or self insert in in awful.

>>14386993
Nah, that idea is shit.

>>14386950
>Why does everything need to have a dick involved?
Because dick loving nymphomaniacs i.e. Monstergirls
>Can't a man enjoy seeing the family love between two sisters or a heart warming friendship once in a while?
No, fuck off to /mpl/ or the Frozen general for that shit.

>>14386944
Onee-sans are for deepthroating otoutos, anon.

>>14387006
>Implying it isn't true.
I wasn't even talking about an onee-san giving the V to her otouto and you fag already were complaining because there was a shota in the pic.

Meme. Hate.

>>14387006
I will always take shota over anything with yuri undertones. We all know how those "hard" yurifags are.

>>14386910
Only if it involves threesome

>>14386944
>shotashit
How about no

>>14386910
And then the imouto is lured away and corrupted by the D and the loving Oneesan tries to take her place, tearfully enduring it all for her imouto's sake, only to be crushed and mindbroken once it's revealed that it was all the imouto's plan to make her fall to the D and be sisters in depravity?

OH FUCK YES WE NEED THIS!

>>14386950
>>14386993
>>14387042
I wasn't even talking about /ss/ holy shit.

>>14387040
I'd rather a guy in his teens.

>>14387011
What, two sisters being protective over each other? You're social enough to know that's normal and usually kinda happens in real life, right? Or should monstergirls just not give a fuck?

>>14387019
>Because dick loving nymphomaniacs i.e. Monstergirls
Oh, guess that is the point. Then I wonder what's up with all the "hurr they're less then people" saltfaggotry/Order/HFY crap around.

>>14386959
Of course! What Dragon is better at cuddling than a Jabberwock?

Trick question because Jabberwocks are the best cuddlers.

>>14387019
>Because dick loving nymphomaniacs i.e. Monstergirls
MGE is one of the few settings where this is actually the case outside of something like nukige. In most they're either outright monstrous or act like normal people. People often make the mistake that this is the MGE thread when they're monster girl threads.

>>14386944
>Shota
No thank you.
>>14387054
You know exactly what you were doing with your image you cock guzzler.

>>14387061
Son, monstergirls don't even care about their single digit age daughterus getting dicked by strange men, in fact they welcome it. So oneesans being protective of their imoutos and keeping them from getting the D is retarded.

>>14386935
Mamonomana makes everything feel better, and maybe she needs a snowsuit too

>>14387061
The idea is shit because of yuri undertones.

>>14387061
>Then I wonder what's up with all the "hurr they're less then people" saltfaggotry/Order/HFY crap around.
>/mgg/ is one person

>>14387067
>You know exactly what you were doing with your image you cock guzzler
Posting a cute image about a girl protecting her otouto?

You faggots are paranoid.

>>14387063
>People often make the mistake that this is the MGE thread when they're monster girl threads.
>99.9% of the content we discuss isn't MGE based

Just stop. Okay? For? For the thread?

>>14387061
>your tsun cilhdhood friend thinks you're pedo for her little sister and tearfully offers you her body to keep you away from her sister

>>14387087
That works too.
Faceless man licking lips.gif

I miss Alp.

>>14387071
What's really retarded is believing dick is the only thing you'll ever need to protect your relative from.

>>14387078
And I'm assuming that how? But ya know, there have been countless cases when someone posts of MG's being socially retarded or animalistic and the next reply is
>hurr, purge material
>one-night stands only, fuck & drop

>>14385305
>Kebabmora
>Superior to Shoggoth
>He doesn't want to find a large black bed, lavish and luxurious instead of his normal one
>Only to lay on it and hear the soft moans and huffs of his beloved maid as she shifts her mass to form her body out of it
>The sticky surface acting like adhesive
>He doesn't want to experience his first time not knowing where the boundary between him and his maid begins

>He doesn't want a maid who can make a Roomba out of her own body mass
>He doesn't want a maid who makes spoons and forks for you so it's like you're grappling tongues with her
>He doesn't want a maid who can freely shapeshift into whatever she wants, when she wants
>He doesn't want to lose all of his SAN points when she throws off her human-like disguise and shows you the true face of the servants of the Plateau of Leng

>>14387099
No you don't, fuck off.

>>14387087
Stupid girl
Doesn't she know this always ends in threesome

>>14387099
I miss less.

>>14387063
MGE's are actually indicated to have rather strong family ties for the most part, it's everything -outside- of the family they usually care little for. Though there are cases like slime or devil bugs.

>>14387099
I miss Tewi

11 girls lefts to translate and I begin if it was Crabman in charge of these characters because holy shit some of their names are dumb as shit. We have a shinigami names Desu (Death, really), a yukionna names Yuki, a Honey bee named Honey and a Mono Eye named Ai, and I'm beginning to suspect that more of these are terrible pun named that I'm just not realising just yet. When will it end.

>>14387090
How hard would it make you to enter your beloved childhood friend who looks at you with disdain?

>>14387118
Clearly, they have Piers Anthony writing their names. And if nobody knows what stupid reference I'm making I'll just go commit sudoku.

>>14387118
>Mono Eye named Ai
Heh.

>>14387106
>there have been countless cases when someone posts of MG's being socially retarded
Only negative comments I've seen to this are With oomukades because they wanted to make them all NEETs
or animalistic
Not sure how you mean, but it we're talking "you're going to spend the rest of your life in my rape cave and never see the light of the sun again and be my cum pump eternally", you bet your ass that's purge tier

>>14387099
I miss shitposting alp

>>14386334
Oh my god, look at that tanuki!

>>14387138
No shitposting, only Elves.

>>14387144
2white4me

>>14387120
Harder than hyperdiamonds. To have her spit on me while she rides me face to face. To have her curse and revilve while I force her to fuck in a public space and risk being caught. To promise me she'll kill me as her protests turn into sweet moans and her eyes go dead...

[HEAVY FUCKING BREATHING]

>>14387153
How long would you keep it up before accidentally or purposefully revealing that you actually liked her? Making her get your favorite haircut and change her style to fit your taste? Impregnation?

>>14387144
i'd rather engage in consensual, intimate loving sex with a human girl

>>14387099
>Alp will never write about a depressed Leanan Sidhe who still mourns the death of her favorite author decades after his passing, but is happened upon by an aspiring novelist who slowly teaches her how to love again

I miss him too.

>>14387166
Pleb.

>>14387166
I would too.

>>14387161
>merely pretending
Sunshinefag, you're barking up the wrong tree.

>>14387166
>a human girl using pleasure runes
She won't be human for long.

>>14387166
>loving sex with a human girl
>loving
>human

>>14387166
Good on ya mate.

>>14387166
>with a human girl
With an elf*

>>14387184
Maybe he's rich.

>>14387184
>not having sex with humans
S M H

>>14387189
Reminds me of that brown chick from Fooly Cooly.

>>14387192
Oh.

>>14387180
Why would you rape someone you don't love? That doesn't make any sense!

>>14387151
Did someone say brown? Cause I think I heard someone say brown.

>>14387198
Human girls can't love you.

>>14387207
Brown Paladin girls where?

>w-what's the fucking hold up? Why aren't we hugging? Need hugs. Hugs now. Don't wanna get angry, just wanna hug. Hug! Hug! HUG ME NOW! YOU WANNA DO THIS IS EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY!?

You caused this, /mgt/. You thought it was all a game with your stupid "free hugs" shit, but look what you've done. You think it's a game to Yetis? Toying with their emotions like that? This is the future you chose.

>>14387205
Spoken like a true monstergirl.

>>14387205
I don't have to explain shit.