/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love my waifu.

>>14357542
Because I'm already rock hard.

REMOVE SCYTHED ALIEN KAIJU GIRLS

>>14357464
So what do you think would happen to karateman in mge?

>>14357542
>Oh, that's probably because of my contact lenses. Here, let me take them out.

>>14357542
*insert anime flashback explanation*

>>14357542
Because I am a robot. Beep boop.

How exactly do Jubjub eggs work? Humpty's description talks about them being able to trap a full grown man inside of the egg so it has to be bigger than the average egg. If that's true then how the hell does a Jubjub even lay such a thing or is this some wonderland hijinks?

>>14357556
Whenever I escape a monsters clutches, I shall use this!

>>14357542
Because my heart is already made of stone.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE SNAKES I CAN NOT WAIFU

>>14357566
Put it in the same category as Karakaso obake and you're set. That or jubjubs work like kiwis.

>>14357552
HOW MANY DIFFERENT MONSTERS ARE THERE IN THE GODZILLA FRANCHISE

LIKE, HOLY SHIT

Scylla butts

Live action monster girl kaijins don't count right?

>>14357574
I think even monster girls would turn away from emos that come from the old linkin park days

>>14357575
I guess you could say

It's a Big Franchise

>>14357576
I was just thinking about this earlier. I decided I'd rather have a kraken. They may be airheads, but at least they aren't bitches on the level of a scylla.

>>14357582

between Kraken or Scylla i don't think you could go wrong either way.

>>14357453
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1649959
>Direct core stimulation
That's lewd as fuck

>>14357601
As usual it depends on which metric you're using. I really don't care for the base personality laid out in the profile, but that's mainly because of what they do to those poor charybdis...es. Charybdi. Whatever. You don't just ruin a homance like that.

>>14357610
i guess that would be some foreplay for them.

sticking your arm inside her gooey body and slowly rubbing your palm across it and watching her fidget and blush.

>>14357626
>core stimulation
>foreplay
That's like calling sex with an extremely horny succubus foreplay.

Mice are old news.

>>14357580
I think they can cure emos

Well, you know how Cheshires can appear and disappear at will, right? The Encyclopedia didn't really go into that much detail about it, so I assumed it worked like in the Alice in Wonderland, being able to teleport and separate body parts and stuff too.

Imagine, if you will, in the middle of an important business meeting, a Cheshire teleporting her hand into your pants and fondling your sensitive areas while you make your speech to your workmates about the future of your business. You'll stutter and stutter about the stock market and other boring office stuff while she begins to stroke your shaft and feel your junk. You'll have to talk about ideas for the website, but become too flustered to continue, as you let out an awkward moan. She'll let you finish your speech, she lets you finish too, and you'll sit down awkwardly to Cheshire as she gives you that FUCKING GRIN.

Then out of nowhere, she'll teleport her opening onto your member, and slowly begin to have secret sex with you. At work. In front of the company board. In the middle of an important meeting. Inside your fucking pants.

Sorry if I'm a terrible writer, just wanted to put a headcanon out there.

>>14357630

well either way slimes would really enjoy it.

>>14357631
I want a big fat cat waifu to chase away all the mice girls!

>No lazy black Nekomata big sister to cuddle with.

>>14357640
You're not the first one to present this idea, actually. No, how about this take: cheshire onahole. OVER TWENTY POUNDS OF FAGGOT CAT PUSSY AND ASS!

>>14357631
I want to fuck a Cheshire in the missionary position so I can stare her straight in her smug eyes and kiss her straight on her smug lips while I thrust inside her.

>>14357647
As a cat, as a girl, or both?

>>14357644
Just be careful that she doesn't get too big anon.
Can't catch mice if she can't run.

Don't want to see her lazing about on the couch, grumbling about how the mice are cheating do you?

>>14357647
>No black nekomata to give me a thumbs up

>>14357631
>Mice get picked on by catgirls
>One particularly unlucky one draws the ire of a Cheshire
>She plays mean pranks on her all day
>Blinking her clothes away, making her trip into compromising poses, invisibly teasing her ears and tail
>Nobody believes poor mousegirl since Cheshire is always invisible
>After each attack, she just sees gold eyes and a smug smile floating away, her 'nyahahaha' echoing in her mind

>>14357653
Well it'd be fine, I can order her some cookies in the shape of micegirls. That way it's sort of like she's catching them! I'll even pet her and thank her for "catching" the cookies just as if they were real mice girls!

>>14357651
Both.

>>14357648
Sex with Cheshires is probably wild as hell. She could probably make it so her throat leads to her pussy so she could get pregnant while giving you a titfuck/blowjob combo.
And hey, her moans would make your dick feel even better.

Can goldfish and other types of pets turn into monster girls like dogs and cats do?

do you think young Ryu's would be inspired by shenron?

>>14357662
Just be sure to rub her tummy, I'm sure she'd love that.

>>14357651
Imagine her curling up on your lap in cat form and then transforming back to her monster form and suddenly you have your onee-san's big fat cat ass pressed up against your crotch.

>>14357667
>watch DBZ with Ryu gf
>Shenron shows up
>"Why is my dad in this cartoon?"

>>14357661
I didn't need this boner.
>>14357670
Or this one.

>>14357542
>Why don't you turn to stone
Because I looked down, looked down, I didn't look her in the eye~

>>14357576
>>14357582
>>14357601
http://pastebin.com/XQ2KBiie

Anyone else remember back when this was a thing? Whatever happened to this guy anyway?

>>14357664
>Buttslut Cheshire that finds a way to get pregnant from it
I like it.

>>14357676
Kitsoviet died a long, long time ago.

>>14357665
That'd be interesting.
>Angry as fuck beta mermaid
>That bony algae eater you literally cannot get to stop suckiing your dick
>Harem of permaloli finch harpies
>Woosel waifu
>Domesticated p'orcs
>Hamster GF that loves shoving as many parts of you into her mouth as she can at once
Might be nice.

>>14357667
>Ryu watches DBZ as a kid
>Now a adult, she greets shine visitors by shouting "You have summoned the eternal dragon!"

>>14357669
Well yeah. Werecats love that. And I love my onee-san werecat, even if she's lazy.

>>14357676
>Kitsoviet
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

>>14357665
Would they stay small or turn into full-sized girls upon monsterizing?
>Demon lord takes power
>Wave across the world transforms creatures
>Middle of the night
>Suddenly you hear a loud shattering noise
>Your fishtank has exploded
>Water, glass and rocks everywhere
>And your little goldfish is now replaced with a naked, slightly chubby mermaid

>>14357685
>she gives everyone panties whether they ask for them or not

>>14357662
>Anon, you know this isn't going to help me catch them right?
>No, seriously, if it isn't these cannons getting in the way then its....what are you doing?
>Y-yeah...right behind the ears....what were we talking about?

>>14357686
Just hope she doesn't try and pin you down.
Escape won't be that easy

>>14357681
>>14357687
What was it that killed him? Did I miss some D-D-D-DRAMA?

>Go to bed with Nekomata sister in her cat form
>Wake up next morning with her big fat cat tats pressed against your face.
>You will never know this feeling

>>14357665
That's inhumane, get a proper aquarium.

>>14357688
fuck dude, don't talk like that I don't want to think about my male yellow lab turning into a sex-hungry kobold overnight
>don't want to think about that one bit

>>14357696
Death comes to all. Drama does not.

>>14357688
>Goldfish
What would happen if she started off as one of these? How the hell would that translate onto a mermaid other than the obvious seacowtits.

>>14357697
>Pressed against your face
>Not wrapped around your dick
I think I might have a thing for lewd Onee-sans.
I might have a problem.

>>14357691
shenron Ryu should be a thing for this alone

>>14357693
>Escape won't be that easy
Reminds me of this thing I saw where a guy had pet tigers and he lied down next to one and it put an arm around him for cuddles and he couldn't get up because the tiger wanted to cuddle and that was final.

>>14357667
Could you trick one into doing lewd things with you by bringing her 7 dragonballs you commissioned from a nearby glassmaker and telling her your wish is for her to let you stick it in?

>>14357704
She'd too lazy to take charge in bed. Hell of a dirty talker though.

>>14357702
Faggot never did finish Soviet Fluffy.

>>14357704
Lewd onee-sans are never a problem. Ever.

>>14357707
Aggressive cuddle jinkos when?

>>14357709
>Trick
You've earned it at that point, no need to be devious.

>>14357704
Nothing wrong with that.

>>14357676
He was on that plane that crashed in the Alps.
He survived but the Alps took him away and he hasn't been seen since.

>>14357698
No, that's just mildly inconsiderate.

This is inhumane
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1154723

>>14357707
It would be like that but now with huge Tits and ass.

>>14357696
Most ded providers just fade away like smoke on the wind

>>14357693
>you know this isn't going to help me catch them right?
It's not about helping her catch them, just making her feel better about not being able to keep up with those fast pesky rodents.

>Escape won't be that easy
Why would I want to escape her though? I love her. I mean, aside from when she lays on top for attention like all catgirls seem to do.

At least she'd be soft and warm.

>>14357703
She could have an adjustable bust. Take in water for some big squishy cowtits, squirt it out for loving flat chest cuddles.

Or alternatively, she can puff out her cheeks a lot to spray water.

>>14357711
She wouldn't be pumping though. She'd just be lying there with a smug grin on her face and your dick between her tits.
She'd be only pressing them together and talking dirty to you to get you to start thrusting.
And she'd let you go as long as you wanted, and then as long as she wants.

>>14357667
I would see a adult ryu using dragon ball searching as a Easter hunt sort of game for her kids.

>>14357716
>Alps
>not kitsunes

truely he was robbed of his destiny.

>>14357702
Wait, Kitsoviet died? Like for real or just "he stopped showing up?"

>>14357735
What difference does it make? Grieve him do not, miss him do not.

>>14357726
Well, I imagine theres another way to feel good.
One that involves you giving her big bottom a try or letting her experiment with some holst sized breasts.

>>14357727
>she can puff out her cheeks a lot to spray water.
I actually like this better. 2cute.

>>14357727
squirtlefish mai waifu

>>14357730
what does the winner get?

>Collect all 7 dragonballs
>Bring them together and prepare to make your wish
>All powerful CC Ryu with a dangerously lewd body comes out in a burst of power
>She does that Japanese sitting bow thing with her fingers on the ground
>"Please take care of me."
>"Wait, I wanted to be immortal."
>"You will be by the time our first daughter is born, dear husband."
>"Ehhhh...I guess that's alright."

>>14357716
Well, wherever they took him, I'm sure it at least has internet.

>>14357735
I know he really hated the fact that we gave him a "fursona". I think that might be what drove him out.

>>14357754
Panties. Soppy ones.
>>14357758
Sure, but they only use it for Halo multiplayer.

>>14357736
I grieve for what has been lost, and I weep for what shall be

>>14357764
W-what shall be?

>>14357756
Everybody wins!

>>14357733
Maybe the alps are kitsunes.

Or at least they polymorph into them when he bribes them with headpats and peaches.

>>14357756
I wanted to wish for an uncensored Xenoblade X copy with an actually decent translation with no memes though

>>14357758
These aren't normal Alps, Anon. They're the French Alps. All they have is body hair, wine, and snow.

>>14357769
That's quite a thick fox there.

Do you think that ryu's get pissy?

As in they rain on people in a "fuck this person in particular" sort of way.

>>14357772
Can I have a French Alp?

>You'll never have a harem of Cats and Dogs.
>A Werecat will never leap into your chair and sit on your lap.
>A Werewolf will never press her head against your chest in an attempt to get you to scratch her behind the ears.
>A Nekomata and A Kobold will never cuddle with you on the couch.
>A Sphinx will never practice her riddles with you.
>An Anubis will never act haughty and cold, only to shyly ask for headpats after she balances your household's checkbooks.
>You'll never turn a corner and be met by floating Cheshire ass to the face while her upper half giggles to herself.
>You'll never hold a Hellhound back while she barks viciously at the mailman.
>You'll never comfort all of them during a thunderstorm.
>You'll never go to bed only for all of them to leave their rooms and crawl into your bed.
>You'll never fall asleep in a big comfy cuddlepile of girls who love you.
>You'll never go to the local pharmacy and buy a bunch of endurance potions for when they go into heat.
Perhaps in a better life, but not this one.

>>14357776
As long as you keep it locked in your cellar or basement like a decent human being, yes.

>>14357775
>Piss off a ryuu
>You have your own personal rain cloud for the rest of the day
>Even fucking inside
>It doesn't go away until you apologize
The dreaded ryuu pout.

>>14357775
that person must have done something bad to piss her off.

>>14357780
What if I just lock her in my house? I promise no one else can hear her haughty french laugh!

>>14357782
He told her her horns look dumb and she isn't even a real dragon

>>14357780
>Locked in

All he needs is a stash of milk coffee and to give and give it lots of attention and it'll never want to leave.

>>14357781

poor Eustace

>>14357778
>You'll never hold a Hellhound back while she barks viciously at the mailman.
I feel like the mailman would pass out and I'd pull something even trying to keep her back. Goddamn.

>>14357786
>haughty french laugh
OOOOOOHONHONHONHON!

>>14357781
>Make a ryu mad
>Perpetual rain cloud over your house
>Your entire yard turns into a flooded swamp
>When it rains for others, you get a damn hurricane of lightning and wind
>Sometimes she gets creative and turns it into snow
>All the mud freezes solid and you have to plow your driveway in July
They can be vindictive

>>14357781
>The dreaded ryuu pout.
it's even more effective when it's your daughteru

>>14357581

>>14357786
I guess that's alright. Just make sure you rough her up a bit and toss her in the closet if the Alp inspectors come by. You'll get a huge fine if they think you've been letting her out without a leash.

>>14357775
>>14357781
No! I'm not gonna apologize no matter what now! I don't need some stupid rain cloud! She needs to take it away!

In fact, I like the rain anyways! So she was stupid because I like it anyways!

Still kind of waiting on that DMM game for Monmusu.
Say what you want about the series, but we don't have many monstergirl games out at present that have lamia girls in them.

>>14357776
I want to dress a French Alp in a french maid uniform.

>>14357797

how would you even manage to piss off an MG like a Ryu?

Next you'll tell me about angry Sea Bishops

>>14357804
>So she was stupid because I like it anyways!
And now there will be thunderclaps when you're trying to sleep. Say anything else and she'll throw in thunderbolts for full Zeus status. Good job pissing off a rain god.

>>14357802
Oh my!

>>14357552

>>14357631
Mice are still very sniffable

>>14357775
I can see them being a little bitchy

>Shirohebi watching the ryu rain on a guy
>"Why are you doing this?"
>"Because I'm having a bad day, and when I have a bad day somebody else will get one."
>"But why that human?"
>"Because fuck him, that's why."

>>14357812
Ha! Well to bad for her because I can tune thunder just like I could tune out my mom and dad fighting and hitting each other when I was a kid, or my dad blaring his stereo in the middle of the night to spite my mother! So I'll sleep just fine through her thunder! She'll have to try harder than that!

>>14357810
Vandalize her shrine, mess with her shirohebi attendants, intentionally disrespect her customs, spurn her advances...

There's quite a list.

>>14357815
This meme needs to die. And stinkypede too. I know who to blame.

>>14357810
>Next you'll tell me about angry Sea Bishops
>'YOU DIDN'T FUCK HER FOR HOW MANY DAYS?!"
>"I wasn't in the mood."
>"A MAN SHOULD ALWAYS BE IN THE MOOD FOR HIS WIFE!"
>"She's more like my rapist, really. Wonder what happened to the rest of my crew, come to think? Sorry, were you saying something"
>mermaid angrily chewing her hat.tiff

>>14357796
Haughty laughter is music to my ears.

>>14357803
OK, but would it be fine if I decorated the closet pink with cute and frilly things, and a tea cup set too? You know, so the French Alp is comfortable in there.

>>14357808
I'd rather my French Alp be my French Mistress!

>>14357821
The jews?

>>14357823
>submitting to an Alp
The worst!
>>14357824
No, not the Jews.

>>14357821
I say, I say now boy. I do believe your cogitations to be of the utmost veracity.

>>14357830
Oh crap, are we dealing with another Illuminati conspiracy?

>>14357833
Oh god, not them!

>>14357833
What monstergirl race is most prevalent in the Illuminati?
The Freemasons?
The Templars?

>>14357831
I don't even know what veracity means you fucking steppe-rider!

>>14357810
>walking along beach
>get something thrown at head
>its a stone tablet
>see sea bishop with pissed expression in water.
>she shouts "you know why!" and dives under

>>14357844
I dunno, is it succubi? They're dirt common everywhere else, so statistically...

>>14357820

How would Ryu drop hints that they're interested in you?

Of course Ryus would use the old "confess on a lightly rainy day" tactic. Pretty effective though.

>>14357848
Return the slab.

>>14357848
So is she gonna come back to get it? I mean aren't these important to her race? Should I just hold onto it, or wait for her, or what?

>>14357848
>Look at the tablet
>The fallen god's first commandment is inscribed entirely in capitals
>"Love thy neighbor frequently," huh?
>Wasn't your fault the cat was getting fat
>Sigh, wondering where to put the thing for now since you know full well she'd pop up later demanding that you return the slab later
>Women.

>>14357823
I want my french alp to be chubby so I can dress her in very small uniforms.

>>14357818
I want to but heads with a Monster Girl and constantly endure everything she throws at me, refusing to apologize purely out of spite!

>>14357856

or suffer my curse.

THE MAN IN GAUZE, THE MAN IN GAUZE

>>14357854
>Man ignores her advances
> >>14357816 happens in response

>>14357856
>>14357864
WHAT'S YER OFFER?!

>>14357847
Now son, there ain't no call to get agitated on account of some, shall we say, substandard memeification of certain mult-eye-laygged critters.

>>14357854
She'll insist on being the one to attend to you when you come to the shrine, gently guiding you through the various rituals. And when she holds your hands in her claws to help you wash them, she'll blush at the contact. She'll let you 'accidentally' stumble in on her purifying her body and not stop you from watching. And she'll make herself up extra special for when you visit, even though she preaches humility to her other maidens.

>>14357873
The time is upon us when I shall smite thee of the face of this good Earth with the righteous fury of a million exploding Suns, for your crimes and sins against the natural order of things can no longer be tolerated!
VENGEANCE IS MINE!

>>14357880
You fool. You've fallen into his trap!

>>14357873
Why is there no OC of a cockatrice who talks like Foghorn Leghorn a thing?

>>14357887
Wait, what?

What monster girls could you take in a fist fight?

>>14357893
None.

>>14357893
None, I can't punch girls.

>>14357857
maybe she has spares?

>>14357893
Harpies. All of them.

>>14357889
Because meep meeps are superior as meep meeps.

>>14357897
So then I can throw this one back into the ocean then right?

Cause that's what I'm gonna do.

>>14357893
Harpies. They don't really have fists.

>>14357893
One of the best to brawl with

>>14357898
>>14357903
They have sharp talons. Or they could just fly away.

>>14357893
Probably a couple.

>>14357906
Salamanders would be great for that "neither of you can actually win so you collapsed in a bruised heap right next to each other" schtick I see from time to time. Best bros, good waifus too.

>>14357909
Not if I rule lawyer hard enough!

>>14357876

Nice. Ryu are pretty great.

It's a bit fun to speculate how specific MGs would show signs of interest in a man or flirt with them.

>>14357915
I'm Shirou levels of dense, so I appreciate the holstaur's straightforward method.

>>14357901
>throw tablet back in
>Next day she throws it at you again.
>"You're meant to read it first!"

>>14357920
I'll quickly skim over it than throw it back

>>14357920
I'm finding a new beach if she's gonna keep throwing her religion crap at me.

>>14357893
Probably not a lot, and they'd really need to piss me off to get me to fight and not just leave.

>>14357893
A wyvern. I'll make fun of her for not having hands AND not being a real dragon.

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
It's still got that fresh thread smell

>>14357928
fucking savage

>>14357933
Yeah, re-burning too soon can really screw up a phoenix on it's next life cycle.

>>14357920
Well if she wants me to read it so much why doesn't she just marry me and make me read it! Goodness, she's like a nagging assertive controlling wife, just without the wife.

>>14357941
Just in case she doesn't pick up on that, I was passive aggressively trying to get her to marry me.

>>14357893
A familiar, her punches would be like baby kitten swats with those huge soft cute hands of hers.

Oi, humie, y-you asked for me specifically, right? W-Why? Well you want some of our orcish coffee or something? You want our Highland Tarte? Z-Zug zug, I guess.

>>14357976
No, I will not quit poking you.

>>14357976
>"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

>>14357976
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>14357976
Just pour me some milk... in a dirty glass.

>>14357898
You did say "fist fight," though.
Using talons is cheating.

>>14357980
That was a fun game

>>14357980
Big Smoke please.

>>14357906
Brawling with salamanders would be interesting

What do knife ears think of christmas

>>14357976
And a diet coke!

>>14358008
Elf mating season. They run around in red outfits with white fluffy lining and give presents to the boys they like.

>>14357976
>orc maid
I didn't know I wanted this until now.

>>14358012
>elf christmas presents are given usually around August-September

I want to humiliate a living doll!

I want to marry a rude bitchy monster girl!

>>14357676
I loved the second chapter of this, where the scylla tastes cooked food for the first time. So cute.

>>14358026
Why?

>>14358031
She'd be fun and interesting. Actually I don't know, but I'm just attracted to it.

>>14358008
>"You know the roots of Christmas are actually found in the ancient, beautiful High Elven festival of "Ysmil 'och Yulle an Gulahlil" right? It was the time of year in which we prayed to the winter spirits residing inside of fir trees, or at least it was until savage, uncultured human invaders came into our lands and transplanted their beliefs onto our sacred events....blah blah blah"

When it gets too much you just bit their ears then use them as handle bars when you rape them from behind as they moan in pleasure and beg for you to take them as your wife and give them a romantic Christmas wedding.

*REMINDER* That's only high elves though.

Brown elves love Christmas and merge there traditions with yours in a beautiful show of human-elven cultural sharing. Then you cuddle and love them next to a warm fire when it's snowing outside.

>>14358039
I bet you like Haohi's feet too you weirdo.

>>14358045
Well, I do like feet, but what do Haohi's feet and bitchy Monster Girls have to do with each other?

>>14358042
Stop making me want to get cozy with a snow leopard in an isolated cabin with a romantic fireplace.
Wait, this sounds like a good idea for a monster girl hook-up service. Get stranded in a well stocked cabin with only a fireplace for warmth with a guy who signed up for a free vacation, and whatever happens happens. Even if it's rape.

>>14358048
She's a bitch angel of course, don't let .less tell you otherwise.

>>14358056
I'd fuck a haohi, where are her lewds?

>>14358056
Haohi isn't A bitch angel, she's THE bitch angel, and her feet are the sluttiest of all.

>>14358061
Right here.
http://i.imgur.com/KoJosCg.png
http://i.imgur.com/EdmPHo7.png
http://i.imgur.com/LV0uUH0.jpg

>>14358056
I wanna see haohi fucked and mindbroken by some old testament tier angelic abominations.

>>14357979
That's going to be the messiest anal dick-throne in history

>>14357992
Wait, what is that from? I recognize the line but can't remember.

>wake up dressed as a schoolgirl
>kraken leering over you
"hey lets roleplay this video I saw"
"it was tentacle rape"

>>14358106
I'd be cool for that. Does she want me to Kyaa or enjoy it?

>>14358106
I wouldn't mind much.

>>14358106

I think she'd be too busy laughing at seeing me in the outfit.

>>14358106
>Nee-san, for the last time, I'm not going to rape your tentacles.
>Tentacles are for love and cuddles, not raping.
>Squid-holes are for raping.
>Now get over here.

>>14358116
>Not being able to pass as a cute school girl for your onee-san Kraken
We've talked about this before

>>14358118
i don't think we have.

>>14358116
Second.
It'd be like a Grizzly Bear in a skirt.

>>14358121
Yes we have, I know we have, someone back me up

If you're going to cross dress for your waifu, you need to pass like a cute looking trap, and not look like some tranny, but look like a cute girl.

>>14358106
I'm too bald and bearded to be a school girl.

>>14358118
Anon, good hygiene is one thing, but I can't do anything about my bone structure, muscle mass, and testosterone levels. Only way I pass as a schoolgirl is if my onee-san is blind, deaf, and stupid.

>>14358131
In other words, a Deepwurm

>>14358127
It's clear that the Kraken decided to dress anon in his sleep, with him not having a say in the matter.

Reading comprehension, man.

>You'll never wake up in a mysterious gray city by a gloomy MG and then solve mysteries with her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7gutsi1uT4

>>14358131
>>14358135
Well, at least if my onee-san/wife Monster Girl ever decides to dress me up as a school girl without my consent, I'll actually look like one and fulfill whatever twisted fantasies she has and she'll be happy with me. So there.

I still desire a slightly yandere kikimora to apply her knowledge and usage of various tools which have a primary function of cutting chainlink fences and locks and apply them onto my ankle tendons in a reasoning that she would have her master rely on her more.

Suds made new art, surprised it wasn't posted here.

>>14358148
And this one. New art is nice.

>You visit the ruins near town
>The MGs living there left long ago so it's completely safe
>Go to the main room where all the pretty carvings are
>Some of them are extremely lewd and you pop a boner
>Since nobody is around, you decide to shoot a quick one
>Look up your favorite Kiki porn on your phone and go at it
>Bullseye the central piece of the room with your seed
>The ruins start shaking and the ground divides right in the middle
>Fall into a hidden chamber full of treasure
>A huge golden box in the middle opens itself
>A Pharaoh comes out of it, she looks around for a while
>She then puts her hands in her coffin and chants an incantation in an obsolete language
>An extinct specimen of demonic jaguar jumps out of it
>The Pharaoh sits on the jaguar and looks straight at you
>She tells you something in the same language she used to resurrect her pet
>Can't guess what she is trying to tell you
>She makes a sign for you to come closer
>Slowly walk up to her
>She puts a hand on your head and whispers something
>Once she is done you receive a flow of information about her
>She is grateful that you managed to awaken her
>She understands that her empire is no longer
>She wants you to teach her about today's world and language
>She wants you to help her rebuild her nation
>In exchange for your services she will bear your children

Do you accept?

>>14358141
You still have no sense of scale.

>>14358157
Only on Wednesday.

>>14358157
>>Look up your favorite Kiki porn on your phone and go at it

Nice try, there's absolutely no kiki porn in existence. If there were, they'd have their masters takes it down with DMCA claims and sue the creators for libel.

>>14358157
Flattering, but I wouldn't make for a great teacher.
On top of that, I wouldn't even know where to start with helping her rebuild.
I'd definitely do my best to help, though. No sense disobeying a Pharaoh.

>>14358148
>>14358150
Always nice to see some more dragon love.

>>14358171
It would probably be easy to teach her anyway

She is a godlike being, she shouldn't need more than a bit of guidance to learn everything on her own, especially after she learned the language and gains access to books/internet

As for helping her rebuild, would you get her into politics or would you go about it in a more traditional fashion?

>>14358201
I wouldn't touch politics with a 10 feet pole. We would have to push past tons of lobbyists and corruption to get the Pharaoh into a respectable position anywhere.

Elaborate on "a more traditional fashion".

>>14358201
>As for helping her rebuild, would you get her into politics or would you go about it in a more traditional fashion?
We will make the world as /pol/ envisioned.

>>14358219
Gather followers, raise an army, create a country with them and become it's absolute leader

I wonder if a Pharaoh can raise mummies out of ordinary corpses, that would make things much easier

>>14358233
That sounds like a much better and easier idea than politics.
If you think about it, either way we rebuild, there's going to be a few angry people, so might as well go with the traditional approach.

Of course, all this comes after hiring a linguistics expert. One does not simply teach English, unless she reads minds.

>>14358225
>cripplechan

Thread is dead, bring out the slutty zombies.

The incoming short span of time will be fairly irritating to the point of which you will consider to be nasty to have experienced

>>14358150
wock fag got that one commissioned

>>14358293
So how does having a romantic dinner with a zombie works?

Does she goes under the table and blows you while you enjoy a fancy meal?

>>14358300
>Full image is much bigger
>Artist cropped it to portrait eliminating an entire half of the image
Well this is news to me

>official Miia hat
>not really a big fan of caps
>have an abnormally large head and there's basically no way that this will fit on my head

I might just get a custom beenie with the hairclips on it
maybe I could find someone that could also have a strip of the red snake skin around it too

>>14358313
Here's the problem with this merchandise. It really only works if a female wears it.

>>14358318
or it could be to put on the life sized bust I'm going to get done of Miia

>>14358305
Wockfag probably has the full version of the one that was posted.

>>14358318
Really? The Rachnera one looks fairly acceptable. That's depending on if the monster musume logo is out in the open or not though.

>>14358303
The dinner part is the appetizer for her. You're the main course once you get home. Or once she gets impatient and drags you off to the bathroom.

>>14358313
Japanese heads are fucking tiny. I could never find a hat that would fit my gaijin head while I was over there.

>>14358313
>roll me
Huh?
What does it mean?

>>14358293
sauce please

>>14358333
Zombie Ero Manga by Wanao

http://exhentai.org/g/835400/e8ef73139a/

>>14358334
thanks anon

>>14358296
If you're currently enjoying yourself you'd better get ready to stop

>>14358025
>You will never inherit a creepy doll that no matter how hard you try to get rid of it, finds it's way back and sits in a chair on the opposite side of your bedroom, looking towards your bed.

>>14358339
>You will never find a warm breakfast sitting on your nightstand one morning when you finally get used to it
>The doll will never appear to have a wider smile than usual

>>14358300
Ass on the looking glass!

>>14358339
>You will never have to live through that awkward moment when you decide to check just how anatomically accurate the doll is and she suddenly slaps you

Whew, thank God.

>>14357582
Hi, Charybdis!

>>14358358
If a living doll slapped me, I would detach her arms and legs, and fuck her until she learned respect

You can't let these things happen

>>14358339
That's when you play mind games with her.
>Give her a silly hat
>Start doing squats in front of her
>Place your laptop in front of her with a slideshow of sonic the hedgehog porn on it
>Put headphones on her and start playing awful songs
See how long it takes her to crack and give up the whole creepy doll act.

>>14358358
I'd feel horrible about that and lock myself up in my room mumbling sorry and be too wraught with embarrassment to leave it

>>14358365
>Place your laptop in front of her with a slideshow of sonic the hedgehog porn on it
Too far man. That's basically a war crime.

>>14358336
The anti-fun is about to begin

>>14358373
On the bright side it would still be better than her deciding to end the charade when you're about to try some intercrural after discovering "it" has surprisingly soft thighs.

>>14358374
Have to make her start moving and admit she's a living doll somehow.

Or maybe it'd be easier to just offer her tea, if Rozen Maiden taught me anything it's that dolls love tea.

>>14358389
Not really, now I'm overcome with embarrassment and don't want to face the outside. It's like those times where you remember something embarrassing you did in middle school, only with the person you share a house with for weird reasons

Oh fuck now I'm remembering embarrassing things I did in Middle School.

>>14358339
this is the time to be immature and build a box fort.
nobody stares at me while I sleep

>>14358395
I once skipped a week of school to play WoW. I might've needed a Kiki back then.

>>14358396
>When you wake up she has a trojan helmet on
>You don't even own a trojan helmet

>>14358399
>Only went outside once last week
>Spent most of it playing MMOs, posting here and watching anime
I think I need a Kiki now.

>>14358339
but it in the trash and leave a note
"next time its a wood chipper"

>>14358399
That's perfectly acceptable if it was before Cataclysm. If it was after, yeah, you needed some help.

>>14358405
This was BC time.

>>14358408
It's fine then. I probably did the same thing a couple times back then for some reason or other.

>>14358401
not him, but why a helmet?

>>14358396
A box fort is never immature

>>14358403
>Depressed, ill, emotionally and physically dying
I need anything at this point. Either something to fix everything or get it over with quick, I don't care anymore

>>14358415
Onii-chan, pop a shroom!

>>14358379
Have a bath, tim

>>14358419
Alright, I don't care with the exception of little sister. Hell no. Big sisters or bust.

I ain't that desperate.

>>14358426
Anon! Pop a shroom and make nee-san proud!

>>14358428
Alright, that's better.

I'll just fall into Mushroom embrace and let what happens next happen.

Have any maid updates been posted recently?

>>14358419
Mario would be ma more f'ed up place then it already is with those

>>14358419
Matangos are good girls.

>>14358448
Delete this

>>14358428
>tfw no lazy Matango nee-san to cuddle

Anon-kun, am I cute?

>>14358454
Remember, if you give your Matango Oneesan love, cuddles, an encouragement, she'll evolve into a Mad Hatter!

>>14358461
I wish the artist done more than her, she deserves more than just a few short pages.

>>14358463
stop filling the children with false dreams!

>>14358461
her talking to the dick is one of the best things that guy has drawn and he's drawn some damn good shit

Did KC said anything new recently?
Will Cu-Sith be the last girl this year?

>>14358468
Isn't she a cutie?

>>14358480
He's said a lot of stuff recently like these two posts which google translate mangles
>...... I want to each other licking dog system demon daughter and scratches
>Gallon .96 unmarked ray! # Tell me all of squid weapon transition
None of which are anything to do with new profiles, guessing he's done until the Cheshire doujin is finished.

>>14358480
Just pretend he posted a cute doggy instead

>>14358483
Hot damn.

For years it's been clear that if you give a mouse a cookie, it'll ask for a glass of milk.

Complete this phrase. If you give a maus attention, love, cheese, and treat her like a human being who deserves to smile.....

>>14358507
She will ride her bike all night and then expects you to maintain it and feed her?

>>14358490
What are you talking about, Cu-Sith is adorable. I like to think this is her official look, the profile itself is great. It's just the design that's awful.

>>14358507
She will ask for a smile back?

>>14358507
She will overthrow the Kremlin and usher in a second cold war.

Please don't trigger their world dominating tendencies when you give them too much. Keep them docile so the rest of us can enjoy them

>>14358512
>profile itself is great.
Confirmed for wanting to fuck pets. Please remove yourself or I will have to remove your carcass later.

>>14358512
Without the muzzle and fur on the torso they're just mary sue Kobolds.

>>14358511
You're thinking of Ralph Mouse, not Maus. This is a human sized cheese thief.

>>14358514
Aww. Only if she'll take responsibility and hold my hand.

>>14358518
This is fantastic news! I'll buy a lab and produce her plans as a WB cartoon after finding another girl to mess them up.

>>14358507
My chubby cat nee-san will protect me from the maus freeloaders!

>>14358519
It's fine if your pet is an Elf right?

>>14358489
>I want to each other licking dog system
2 girls in 69 or what?

And the second is some kind of ranking?

>>14358525
No

>>14358525
Yes

>>14358523
>Ralph Mouse
No, I was thinking of Biker Meeces.
>>14358525
Is it house broken AND mind broken?

>tfw get left spooky mansion from unknown relatives and you look in it hoping to find a cute doll girl or ghost or something, but you only find an alp in the attic wearing only panties claiming to be your new roommate
Worst feel.

>>14358480
He will probably make next year's animal around new year
What is the next year's animal?

>>14358548
>Is it house broken AND mind broken?
House broken, yes. Not mind broken though, she's pretty socially aware for an knife ear.

>>14358552
>slap her titties
>put her in a gothloli dress

Situation salvaged. Somewhat.

>>14358555
Monkey.

>>14358562
Meh, we already have that one
Cu-Sith will be last this year then

>>14358558
well ok but she still spreads her legs while sitting and acts like a neet

I feel like i only masked the problem, not solved it

>>14358571
Slap her titties around some more and then have her either become your maid or find some form of gainful employment.

>>14358573
I live in California and it's warm in my bed. My heart is warm too, but I'm not happy about the future and without anyone to snuggle. What monster will seek me out in this warm climate and join me in bed?

>>14358590
a snake

>>14358590

>>14358507
She'll give you the Daughterus.

>>14358655
>Condoms
But I want to give her fox daughterus.

I love my waifu!

>>14358692
I don't blame you one bit.

>>14358692
Sir, I think you've made a mistake. That's actually MY waifu. I'd be more then happy to share, so long as you fill out an application and pass our screening process.

>>14358704
>I'd be more then happy to share
kek

Not sure if anyone knows yet, or even cares, but it seems as though in the DMM Monmusu game everyone will get Miia as a starter girl. And prereg bonus is only some rare gacha tokens so nothing too major. I've considered starting a psatebin or some shit with compiled information for it, but at this point the only real info we have is the random girl previews from the official twitter.

>>14358719
Do it, some of the girls are cute.

>>14358719
I care, preregistered when the anime was airing.

And I want Kepu already, she's cute as hell.

>>14357542

>>14358730
>>14358725
Yeah, all the girls have been cute as shit so far, none that I've majorly disagreed with. Though the Cu Sith's design was pretty odd, but oh well. I just won't use her I guess. I guess I'll keep compiling information for the release.

>>14358168
Kiki porn does exist anon. It's just very peverted.
It involves smug Kiki's hugging and snuggling with strangers.

It's extremely popular and the Kiki's involved are often addicts of the worst form.
Won't somoene please save the poor Kiki's?

>>14358157
Yes, but the empire we'll create is a legal one. Let's show those corrupt Tanuki's what we are capable of!

>>14358761
>smug kikis hugging and snuggling
>smug kikis
>smug
they deserve this life

>You will never go on comfy adventures with your MG

https://youtu.be/aE9R_5hke1U

>>14358761
There is no saving the depraved. This is who they are, and what they are.
>>14358767
I don't want to go on adventures. I like regular meals.

>>14358442
Busy college life, but expect one this week. I have a half finished profile sitting in my to-do folder.

>>14358704
>sharing

fucking gross
do you not know what object oriented waifuism is?

you ain't king miiafag you nigger that's me

>Autumn.
>Finally raked the leaves together
>Hear a 'WAN!'
>'Oh No...'
>Dog daughteru leaps into the pile and sends leaves all over
>You look at her as she is inside the leaves.
>She starts panting with a dumb smile on her face.
How do you react?

>>14358761
Expecting kikis do do anything even remotely with someone besides a master is like expecting niggers to work, you just don't. It's not in their blood.

>>14358719
will the game be worth it if I'm only playing for Miia?
or will I need other girls to do anything

>>14358774
Give her the rake, go inside and lock the door. I will drink hot cocoa and watch her work from the window, where she can see me and I can see her.

>still no Poklonskaya Kiki

>>14358773
Is object-oriented waifuism just the compliment of top-down and bottom-up waifuism?

>>14358745
I thought she was a kobold when I first seen her, I'd rather just use polt.

>>14358776
Then how come they were used as slaves then? Wouldn't they be the worst slaves?

>>14358780
n-no
it's personal waifuism
everyone's idea of their waifu is different

it's like the multiverse theory of waifuism

>>14358789
they choose their masters and work happily for them and them alone.

>>14358791
I was talking about niggers, anon.

>>14358792
That was because it was about hardiness like a mule is preferable to a horse in harsh conditions. Indians dropped like flies in the same conditions.

>>14358792
>They perform sub-optimally even when forcibly pressed into servitude

They were used as slaves because europeans thought Native Americans were too cool to enslave, asians were respected and unobtainable, and enslaving other whites was uncool (even though there were tons of white indentured servants).

Niggers were the only option left.

>>14358795
I see. So what you're saying is, I should put a brown Elf in front of a plough and use it as a workhorse?

>>14358778
You just gave her a big stick. She's sitting and waiting to play fetch as you look at her

>>14358801
Hush. No parenting now, only cocoa.

>>14358799
The only reasons they didn't enslave native americans was because if they got the flu from Europeans, they died. Extend that to nearly every other contagious disease. The second reason was because they were NATIVE americans. If they tried to escape, chances are they knew enough bush craft and the lay of the land well enough that their pursuers couldn't capture them again.

>>14358777
We have no idea yet how "good" Miia will be. But you'll certainly be able to play with her a lot from what it seems. We have too little information yet though, it's the waiting game at this point.

>>14358522
>Still better than what Kc gave us

>>14358800
No, you mean high elves. Brown elves are for loving.

>>14358809
I remember reading something saying that the Spanish church in America decided something flippant like "the natives are a people of god" and chose that it would be immoral to enslave them.

>>14358815
>people of god
There's a reason the phrase "noble savage" exists. Injuns were ranked above negroes.

>>14358799
You mean indians were the first choice but died in droves faster than they could be replaced, whites were too expensive to transport out of the mediterranean, and nobody was crazy enough to try to haul asians five thousand miles across open water and around the nightmare that was cape horn.

Whereas west africa had stone age people easily lorded over just like american natives, were resistant to european diseases due to old world trade, and were on a nice natural trade route of winds.

Economics is everything. They were just the most economical choice.

>You will never struggle to get your daughter into the bath.

>>14358824
Oh goddammit. Also I don't get kids who don't want to take baths. I always did.

>>14358815
>I remember reading something saying that the Spanish church in America decided something flippant like "the natives are a people of god" and chose that it would be immoral to enslave them.

All the original Spanish Caribbean colonies were nothing but indian slaves. They didn't start importing until the local wells of population ran dry. The reason they didn't do this much on the mainland was because the tribes were much larger and more organized there.

Well, that and all the coastal cannibals of Tejas. That shit was the stuff of nightmares.

>>14358824
Ain't nothing a few elephant tranquilizers couldn't handle.

>>14358809
They didn't slave them because they were supposed to be "subjects of the crown" though they had all the shit works and shit salaries. Spain for example abolished (theoretically) slavery of native americans in 1542.

Welcome to the Kitsune Empire.

>>14358828
you would tranq your own daughter?

>>14358840
Got a license for that gun, miss?

>>14358840
I for one welcome my Fox Empress!

>>14358842
You prefer CQC?

>>14358842
War doesn't care about family ties. War cares about the winner.

>>14358843
They are just making sure you like the mofu.

>>14358824
must be a pain to clean up that room

>>14358855
I'm going to have to ask you to hand it over, miss.

>>14358840
I WANT TO GO THERE AS A STUDENT AND THEN OVERSTAY MY VISA AND MARRY A NAIVE FOX MAIDEN!!!!

>>14358840
They're looking at me, Ray.

>>14358840
>Somehow end up in a city state made up of nothing but Kitsunes
>A lot of them are young and have never even seen a man before
>The older ones are already sizing you up
>They expect you to be wary both because of the fact that there's only one of you and thousands of them and because of their appearance being something most humans are unfamiliar with
>"Which one of y'all bitches got the most tails?"
>They notice the brush in your hand
>A couple of them faint

>>14358840
I'll take the one on the left out of the two blonde girls at the top.

Assuming I don't get kidnapped and mofu raped before that can happen.

>>14358859
Why are you trying to take a firearm from this lady?
Would you like to accompany me down to the station?

>>14358865
Just get a brush, you will be ok!

>>14358865
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE SNU SNU 'ER

>>14358878
>the station
O-oh. I totally work there, you know? Just making sure you were up to task, miss. Ahahaha.

>>14358863
>Overstay your Visa
>Get thrown in Jail

>Have to share a cell with a confused hellhound

>>14358878
I've never brushed a tail before. Hopefully you've prepared lessons for visitors.

>>14358879
Mofuer.....Is this even a word?

>>14358893
Words can be made. Just go to your local wordsmith.

>>14358888
>human males
>thrown into jail

Only if they do something absolutely horrible, and even then they rather throw you at a mantago.
If you overstay your visa you might just find your visa randomly extended permanently

Touch the fluffy tail

>>14358890
Oddly i can see classes offered in tail grooming in most MGCs.
Would probably be a well paid profession too, Imagine having a tail salon, where all day you work on all these wonderful fox tails, listening to those sexy fox women moaning and enjoying the attention you give to them and 'accidentally' brushing their nice firm vulpine tushies in the process.........
Wait, am i getting paid, or are they?

>>14358863
I want to go there as a student, playfully amuse the natives of Kitsunestan with my foreign mannerisms and broken Kitsunespeak, and make multiple kitsunes fall in love with me before I return to my native country, leaving them heartbroken and longing!

>>14358888
>see this rise from the corner
>"Ne, ne, ...human, you have a girl friend?"

>>14358903
That's a girl going
>haaaahhhnn~?
if I've ever seen one.

Be in the kitsune empire, board a streetcar and all the fox women keep 'accidentally' brushing you with their tails, moving in slightly closer to you , until a voice comes out from the back, asking what could be the most dangerous question ever mentioned to you "Do you have a wife or Girlfriend?"