What would it be like having Yuuka as a girlfriend?

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Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 12:28:13 No.14316104 [Reply] [Original]

What would it be like having Yuuka as a girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 12:33:14 No.14316119 Like a picnic on a sunny day in botanical gardens, but all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 12:37:02 No.14316129 File: 126 KB, 800x800, Yuuka Sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14316104 She has lots of images involving feet, so probably lots of foot rubbing and licking.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 12:46:28 No.14316154 File: 154 KB, 800x667, yuka_k10[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14316104 It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 12:55:10 No.14316176 Fatal probably. Yuuka wouldn't make a very good girlfriend or even friend. She's fated to life alone and wither away like one of her sunflowers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 12:56:41 No.14316180 It'd be absolute heaven for a masochist. Probably hell for anybody else.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 12:57:46 No.14316181 Yuuka's probably pretty nice as long as you don't fuck with her flowers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 12:57:50 No.14316182 >>14316104 crotch stompingly painful

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 13:11:27 No.14316207 >>14316154 She's a big youkai

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 13:13:42 No.14316214 File: 237 KB, 333x691, 688a633ca4dd1cb5f3957a971166676c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14316180

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 13:14:05 No.14316216 Does Yuuka decapitate her mate post-coitus? Maybe it's best to admire her from afar like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 14:46:22 No.14316498 >>14316181 Roleplaying where she's dressed as a bee and you as a flower. I bet she'd pollinate you real good.

Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 15:04:03 No.14316543
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You'd be scared all the time and she might seriously injure you during sex on accident, but it'd be really sweet for an old youkai like her to fall in love with a human.

Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 15:32:24 No.14316600
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>>14316543
She'll also vastly outlive you and probably forget about you soon enough from her perspective. But as long as you could put up with her bullshit and constant lying she'd make a pretty good girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 15:35:12 No.14316610 >>14316600 That's why you would become a magician so you could spend the rest of eternity by her side. Mercury and arsenic pulsing through your veins is a trifle if it means you can be with Yuuka forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 15:59:33 No.14316689 random_yandere_cartoon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 16:00:35 No.14316692 >>14316214 I do not understand Ukrainian.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 16:44:16 No.14316825 >>14316692 I don't either but I know the translation: >A sadist and a masochist are in a room >The masochist says: "Hurt me" >The sadist replies: "No"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 16:56:19 No.14316855 I think she is more interested in eating humans rather than loving them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 17:16:55 No.14316916 >>14316855 is she a cannibal

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 17:18:24 No.14316920 >>14316916 she's not human so eating them wouldn't make her one

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 17:52:16 No.14317052 I bet she smells really nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 18:40:47 No.14317250 >>14316543 >>14316600 Yuuka would make a great mom

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 18:45:26 No.14317269 File: 306 KB, 800x1200, 1400014802046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14317250 Probably... not.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 18:49:46 No.14317288 Hard, but rewarding.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 18:50:46 No.14317290 >>14317269 http://exhentai.org/g/521571/e7c088836c/ http://exhentai.org/g/696653/ad4ca1a1b7/ There is potential

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 5, 2015 20:44:29 No.14317764 >>14316825 It's Finnish

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 6, 2015 02:01:19 No.14318585 >>14316104 I can't see Yuuka in that hat. In Gensokyo going without an accessory is a sign of dominance.

Anonymous Fri, Nov 6, 2015 02:06:45 No.14318596
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>>14318585
Yuuka is a beast of the highlands. Hair flowing freely unrestrained by hat or helmet, a black and red checkered skirt reminiscent of the kilts of scottish warriors, and she doesn't even wield a claidheamh-mòr because her physical attacks with her hands alone are stronger than the Dagda's. What a majestic and powerful being, I wish I could even bask in the presence of such a queen among warriors.

Anonymous Fri, Nov 6, 2015 12:54:56 No.14319903

>>14318596
A warrior is someone who fights and struggles for something or someone. That's the one thing Yuuka doesn't do. She lives a peaceful life among her beloved flowers content to know that she could kill everyone in Gensokyo with her bare hands if she wanted to. She lives a life for herself alone.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 7, 2015 02:06:38 No.14322586 >>14321586 more

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 7, 2015 02:30:14 No.14322675 File: 1.32 MB, 1110x1553, 43e16f12c03bf678aa8aadeb83a4e190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14322586

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 7, 2015 02:43:48 No.14322736 File: 105 KB, 685x950, 0d0c16362c6a3c6405271dc4d5d990af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 7, 2015 04:11:09 No.14322943 >>14316104 That 3D model invariably reminds me of pushing touhouwards

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 7, 2015 18:21:59 No.14325709 >>14322943 why

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 7, 2015 19:21:23 No.14325922 >>14316129 thats not chocoalot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 7, 2015 19:27:36 No.14325941 >>14322943 Me too >Sometimes I pull so hard, I rip the skin!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 7, 2015 19:30:30 No.14325949 File: 75 KB, 600x800, Yuuka's Christmas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka got you a present!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 7, 2015 19:32:58 No.14325958 >>14325949 Can I come inside?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 7, 2015 19:38:36 No.14325979 File: 1006 KB, 1200x1920, 5efc881fc43a15fef41d8cd3d21f8184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka would make a good wife for long years on farmland

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 00:10:03 No.14327021 >>14325979 i wish i had a girlfriend like yuuka

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 01:37:50 No.14327357 I hope she would let me smell her sock-clad feet!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 01:39:45 No.14327370 >>14325949 That's wrong, Yuuka. You have to be restrained by the ribbons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 01:47:31 No.14327407 >>14327370 You're supposed to unwrap and play with her big, bouncy, swollen, chock-full-of-milk breasts!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 10:32:14 No.14328644 File: 555 KB, 718x985, 1412550575304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14325922 I know, it's chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 12:17:13 No.14328935 >>14328644 me as wriggle

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 13:02:43 No.14329051 >>14328935 Cute antennae, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 15:31:18 No.14329626 >>14329051 thank you kind person

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 21:50:45 No.14331027 File: 2.03 MB, 1238x1799, IMG_0004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka's smile is perfect!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 21:54:50 No.14331037 File: 1.66 MB, 1512x2150, 53445413_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 21:59:03 No.14331053 >>14331027 Beat it, Gyro.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 8, 2015 22:26:58 No.14331131 >>14331027 Arigatou... Gyro....

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 9, 2015 12:29:53 No.14333100 >>14331037 tea

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 9, 2015 14:39:01 No.14333509 File: 133 KB, 500x433, 1427059340138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14316154 >>14317269 Oh god, please post more. This is a face of a real youkai, not this fucking self-insert fetishization bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 9, 2015 23:52:59 No.14335355 File: 114 KB, 256x256, pl09_fc_n2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14333509 This is the face of a real youkai

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 00:09:04 No.14335415 File: 174 KB, 500x769, 36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14317290 Yuuka suffering the pain of losing her only child is moe!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 00:11:12 No.14335422 File: 2.07 MB, 416x240, 1444073703564.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 00:19:15 No.14335450 >>14335422 what is a video like this called

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 01:04:38 No.14335610 File: 2.82 MB, 1280x736, 1401607983065.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14335450 love

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 01:30:37 No.14335711 >>14335610 >>14335422 Please let here be more. I don't suppose anyone has source on who made this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 01:43:47 No.14335773 >>14335711 >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 03:16:50 No.14336103 File: 213 KB, 717x800, 1447143410112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14333509 Sure thing. Here is a picture of mild mannered, kind-to-her-friends, sweet angel Yuukarin~ Canon version.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 05:49:05 No.14336358 >>14336103 That's not the proper way to drink tomato juice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 10:32:34 No.14337692 >>14336358 for you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 10:43:12 No.14337709 >>14336358 No but it's a fun way

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 10:47:09 No.14337719 >>14316207 anata no tame ni

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 10:48:43 No.14337728 >>14335415 So moe~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 10:51:03 No.14337737 >>14316692 Ukrainian is in cyrillics. That was Finnish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 13:38:27 No.14338220 File: 61 KB, 431x600, PMiSS_yuka[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14335355 This is the face of a real youkai. Edgefags can get out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 18:27:42 No.14339065 File: 280 KB, 768x1100, 1442196859294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14338220 She's a youkai, anon. She feeds on human flesh and enjoys human suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 19:21:54 No.14339204 >>14339065 for you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 19:23:45 No.14339215 >>14339065 Please shove your parasol in my urethra, Yuuka-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 19:29:53 No.14339242 File: 389 KB, 709x1001, 44637762_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14339065 But she always does it with a smile.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 10, 2015 22:30:31 No.14339670 >>14335422 Eh. Angry stomping is a bitch too much. I'd rather her just rub her feet on my face with a perverted smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 11, 2015 09:40:53 No.14341145 File: 354 KB, 718x1000, Yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14339670

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 11, 2015 12:05:38 No.14341449 File: 1.56 MB, 2261x1600, Yuuka_Sunflower_062-063_Chihiro.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14339065 She's a big softie.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 11, 2015 14:55:38 No.14341893 >>14341449 This doujin was great even if I couldn't understand it at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 11, 2015 16:44:07 No.14342195 >>14341145 Yes! Just like that! While giggling and calling me a creep for who enjoys a girl's smelly feet in his face!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 11, 2015 19:33:17 No.14342652 File: 621 KB, 1000x1300, Yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14342195 Ara ara, kiss it like it's your lover anon~

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 12, 2015 04:08:06 No.14344009 >>14317290 Wait so Youka is not Yuuka but wil become Yuuka? Also does this mean Yuuka's species just grow from sunflowers?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 12, 2015 18:13:14 No.14345845 Like being in the womb. But sharper, and more painful. Quite fragrant, however.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 12, 2015 18:16:12 No.14345853 >>14345845 The idea is to be Yuuka's boyfriend. Not dinner.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 12, 2015 18:25:57 No.14345886 >>14316104 Painful.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 12, 2015 18:29:45 No.14345905 >>14345853 I'd love to be Yuuka's boyfriend-dinner hybrid!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 12, 2015 20:54:33 No.14346396 >>14345853 I mean mentally in the womb. Whatever that means.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 12, 2015 20:58:21 No.14346411 >>14346396 If you mean to be mothered by Yuuka, then that sounds fun! Just cuddling up on her tummy while she pats you, rubs you and hums to you!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 13, 2015 22:28:52 No.14350276 >>14346411 hums?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 14, 2015 12:25:10 No.14352008 >>14316104 What is a girlfriend like?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 14, 2015 12:31:48 No.14352024 File: 1.29 MB, 1000x1000, 48506518_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14352008 Hugs and kisses.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 14, 2015 16:30:20 No.14352574 File: 2.70 MB, 480x360, 1439000932147.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14352008

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 14, 2015 22:47:32 No.14353626 >>14352574 what would kissing yuuka feel like

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 00:06:20 No.14353860 File: 1.51 MB, 309x208, yuukiss.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14353626 You would feel warm and fuzzy inside!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 01:59:54 No.14354160 >>14317290 Fuck, this is the first Touhou stuff I ever read, it's what got me into the whole series. And it was a pretty damn depressing start.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 10:59:22 No.14355225 File: 2.02 MB, 309x208, 1382190681250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14353860 I got it I got it.

Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 11:12:14 No.14355258

>>14316104

Look, she'd talk about flowers with you all day or how she wants to become stronger and stronger, you'd have to work and maintain the flower garden together with her all day long and she'd complain on how you can't keep up the pace with her even though she knows very well you are just a human, but she'd all these things i mentioned above with a warm smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 13:10:04 No.14355530 File: 465 KB, 502x488, 1444590391414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 13:40:15 No.14355629 File: 796 KB, 870x1100, b95579b6dac905bdd528dfafcc427e1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14353860 >>14355225 I like it! Well done.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 16:33:12 No.14356199 File: 164 KB, 451x758, You're so exposed!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14355530 Yuuka gets an intense, embarrassed thrill when someone looks at her breasts. What a pervert!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 16:57:21 No.14356264 File: 660 KB, 904x1200, yuuka50-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14356199 You've got guts, accusing Yuuka of something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 17:13:01 No.14356299 File: 211 KB, 931x1315, 46649900_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14356199 Welcome home

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 17:23:23 No.14356333 File: 346 KB, 805x1137, Yeah! Take it off!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14356264 Do you think she gets walked in on in states of undress by accident? All the time? Hmmmm? >>14356299 Helo anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 20:24:35 No.14356810 >>14355225 What did you use to shoop that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 15, 2015 22:00:05 No.14357080 >>14356810 I didn't make it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 17, 2015 05:28:09 No.14362075 File: 349 KB, 1000x738, 1c8eaa2bf7a6a1f1ebee7e2bc52768a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14352574 This could have been really nice if only she was a little bit closer

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 17, 2015 09:04:19 No.14362484 File: 792 KB, 945x900, 1444587998175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 17, 2015 23:49:26 No.14365268 >>14362075 I want to snuggle up with Yuuka's breasts, on a park bench on a cool autumn night!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 17, 2015 23:58:52 No.14365292 >>14365268 Just the breasts?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 18, 2015 00:43:28 No.14365420 >>14365268 No, the whole Yuuka too! I'd rest my head against her milky melons, but I'd also cuddle my whole body with hers! And hold her hands!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 18, 2015 16:20:37 No.14368852 >>14365292 why breasts

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 18, 2015 16:29:52 No.14368877 File: 97 KB, 708x1000, 39087465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I could be Yuuka and step on insolent little weeds that had the nerve to think they had a chance in my garden

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 18, 2015 16:41:57 No.14368920 File: 83 KB, 800x639, 1424547431056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 18, 2015 19:11:51 No.14369476 >>14368877 l-lucky weeds

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 18, 2015 19:33:00 No.14369559 File: 762 KB, 900x1200, 53526122_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14369476 Oh my, how pathetic does someone have to be that they would envy something as low as a weed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 19, 2015 11:48:24 No.14372849 File: 239 KB, 850x1201, 1440604553460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14369559 Being stepped on by Yuuka-san would be a privilege!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 19, 2015 13:35:34 No.14373224 File: 275 KB, 708x1000, fixed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14368877 Removing zits with Yuka!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 20, 2015 11:20:51 No.14377664 >>14373224 why

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