/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14349001
Oh Anon, you pulled the trigger too quick

>>14349001
Good job moron

First for great harem of powerful monster girls.

>>14349001
>fixed the wordpress link
>fucked up the OP anyway

I'll be over here killing myself now.

>>14349001
Boy you sure are stupid.

>>14349001
Eh. We all fucked up the OP at least once.

>>14349006
That all dote on you and are all lovey dovey, sure

>>14349009
I never did.

>>14349011
This is a first for me, I swear!

>>14349011
I wasn't talking about you.

>>14349009
I've never done one

>>14349009
>>14349011
I put the subject in the name field back on /a/ once.

>>14349001
Someone remake it, it'll be fine.

>>14349016
I'd rather someone did, I genuinely feel bad about this.

>>14349016
No.

>>14349016
Do not do it.

>realize thread's the last on the page
>scramble to find a good image to use as the OP
>just when I found one the thread's dead and this piece of shit is on the board

Why can't you people to anything right?

>>14349024
What if I do it?

>>14349020
>>14349016
Let it rest. People can just control+f from the catalog anyway.

>>14349027
Odds are absurdly high that we get shitposted by the natives. Low chances that a few of us get banned.

>>14349026
I'm gonna post with lamiabrarian if you don't do it first.

>>14349028
I'm the guy who made this fuck up. I honestly feel a bit ashamed and want it to go away.

>>14349027
Kancolle duplicate threads have been getting deleted for weeks now. It'll just get shut down.

>>14349034
There are no such things as mistakes anon, just happy accidents! Just like Bob Ross said. Just let it happen.

>>14349033
Don't make a new thread if that's what you're saying. OP made his bed and now we all get to lie in it.

So much drama and anticipation

I need a Jubjub to hold me and calm me down with her fluffy wings

>made multiple threads before
>no problem
>make one today
>fuck up hard

I'd have a drink, but I think that was part of the problem.

>>14349043
I'm gonna do it

>>14349052
Don't do it.

>>14349052
Don't you fucking do it.

>>14349052
Fuck off.

>>14349053
>>14349055
>>14349056

It is too late, it was always too late >>14349054
If you don't want to move then dont, but it should be fine.

>>14349059

This is why people hate us.

He fucking did it.

I want to travel to the far north and snuggle with a snow jub while ice fishing in an igloo.

>>14349059
>monmusu

The OP might be a forgetful and premature idiot, but you're a faggot.

>>14349059
>Monster Girls / Monmusu Thread
>Monmusu Thread
Go fuck yourself.

>>14349063
>>14349067
Why do I feel like i'm missing what makes this bad?

I need stories of flashlight vagainyas.

>>14349062
>ice fishing
Enjoy the wait, and occasionally having to crack the ice open again before it freezes the hole over. It's comfy though.

Everybody calm down and enjoy brown Moth

>>14349067
>go fuck yourself

This. The OP is missing the vital info, but you're being petty and retarded at the same time.

>>14349076
Do you have any Wock lef

>Made two threads at the same time again.
THIS IS WHY WE MAKE A NEW ONE RIGHT BEFORE THE OLD ONE FALLS OF THE PAGE, DORKS.

Stop fighting and have a butt

>>14349076
I wish there were Mothman pictures.
Moth-chan doesn't count though, she's a butterfly.

That was fucking quick, they are watching.

>>14349089
I'm not banned though so I guess they understand. Sorry everyone.

>>14349086

I agree with this notion

>>14349089
OP here. If you're reading this, mod, feel free to delete my shame so we can have a slightly better thread. It'll still have the same old arguments and shitposting, but at least I won't feel like a tard for it.

>>14349093
Why did you even think it was a good idea in the first place? It made you a bigger retard than the guy who made this one. Are you new?

>>14349099
Its not that big of a deal.

>>14349099
Big dealio.

>>14349089
They better be, janitors/mods are the only ones who can delete threads on /jp/.

>>14349101
>the thread creator misses a detail (an important one, I'll give you that)
>GUYS, I'LL MAKE A NEW THREAD EVEN THROUGH YOU SAID NOT TO

>>14349104
I'd rather have no thread title than "monmusu"

Man, you guys really are a bunch of sperglords. I sure hope your next thread comes out perfect so nobody has to see this kind of embarrassing shit.

Jesus.

>>14349122
>implying this thread isn't a bunch of sperglords who're on the levels of Mizzou safe space shit

>>14349122
As the moron who made this thread, I put my hands up and admit that forgetting the topic title is a big omission. If I had this reaction to forgetting the wordpress or something I'd question it, but this thread will be harder to search for now. Its times like these I wish we had an edit function for threads. Or that I checked the content more carefully before posting.

Jötunn girls from Jötunnheimr when, thread

>>14349136
That's a big bitch

>>14349136
Too damn big.
Make 'em 6-7 ft and we'll talk.

>>14349139
For you.

>>14349141
>Giant
>Too big
That's the entire fucking point

All rise for the anthem of the Moth Kingdom!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfeC-w7SUbM

>>14349006
>>14349010
>Anon's who want any time of harem have to go through Horse Pussy Kingdom to get it

Actually now that I think about it you'd have to be a virgin and waifu a Unicorn then cheat on her to turn into a BiCorn before you could start working on a harem.

Which means harem fags would also be part of the reason Unicorn populations being low.

So I guess that would make harem anons substantially more evil than your average anon?

>>14349167
Are you retarded?

>>14349167
>Implying some Unicorns aren't as innocent as they look.
>Implying some Unicorns don't collude with other monstergirls so they can become the Bicorn they've always dreamed of being.

It's like you don't like perverted girls.

>>14349006
>you will never create a mercenary group/harem with your bicorn waifu

It hurts to live, anons.

Lyns aren't as cute as their Tera counterparts but they're still adorable.

>>14349153
I want to pat the little Moth Princess on the head and tell her she has a nice kingdom.

>>14349179
Anon, please.

They might be perverts but they're far and away the "No type of sex until marriage" type of girls.

>>14349207
There's always deviants anon.

>>14349167
>>14349179
>>14349207
Bicorn Internet Defense Force reminding you that kekqueaning is the thinking monster's fetish.
https://archive.is/3brNy :^)

Also, horse captcha, Google agrees that Bicorn is objectively the best.

>>14349198
But if you do that you're gonna have Moth glitter all over your hand

>>14349207
Notice how it explicitly states that they don't have sex with anyone else before marriage but with others it mentions assaulting men and marriage separately,

Monster girls are sluts and I'm okay with that.

>>14349195
So is it shit anon?

>>14349211
Probability makes that difficult since Unicorns aren't exactly common.

>>14349218
I'd consider it an honor.

And while no one is looking I'd huff her.

>>14349224
I never said there were many Unicorns who want to be Bicorns.

this fucker in mgc highschool

>>14349224
>So is it shit anon?
It's pretty much the same as every other action mmo, the combat's a little more fluid than Tera but it doesn't have Elins so it depends where your priorities are.
Mine are with Elins.

>>14349242
So it would be taking care of the Wurm class then?

>>14349232
What if a bicorn really wanted to be keked by a unicorn though? Is this how bicorn herds form?

>>14349248
I always thought of bicorns as corrupters rather than NTR fetishists.
Sort of a "every girl they add to your harem adds to her strength" sorta thing.

I would like to have a sultry Bicorn as my bottom bitch, in charge of the rest of the harem.

>>14349229
What are the effects of Moth glitter when snorted?

I hope it can make me trip balls

>>14349252
A+ headcanon you got there, anon.

>we will never have more bicorn art
>we will never have bicorn One-Punch Man
>she will never get her ridiculous strength from all the monsters she's recruited

>>14349229
>That spoiler

>You will never huff Mothman and make her giggle, spreading scales all over the place and turn the party into an orgy
>You will never have a Manticore rub her musky mane all over your face as a softer form of courtship and drown you in her smell
>You will never bury your face into the nethers of a Salmander after a thrilling fight and take huge whiffs of her feminine musk and sweat while her thighs keep you warm
>You will never be facesat on by a canid or felid MG so she can imprint her 'fuck me' pheromones onto your face and make you pump her full of kittens or puppies
>You will never take a P'Orc or Troll and sniff their armpits, cleavage, womanhood, back of the knees or all over to tease them
>You will never taste the stinkless stink of the Oomukade
>You will never be asked to sniff Horsepussy only to go "No, I don't like it."

Why even live.

>>14349258
If you snort a line of Moth powder you get very aroused in addition to tripping balls. You also can't stop thinking about fat abdomens.

>Be watching video analyzing Jurassic Park
>Contains a joke regarding how the dinos change gender to facilitate breeding
>Raptors with valley girl accents talking about cornering their prey
>One goes over to get them while the other stands guard
>Guard Raptor says the following line
>"Oh hey, did you hear about Andrea spontaneously changing sex?"

...what an odd coincidence.

>>14349192
this was my first MGE daydream. Bicorn is still my fave centaur.

>>14349273
I think it's trying to tell Alp something.

>>14349268
Fat abdomens are the best

I want to pet a Moth's abdomen while sweet talking her

>>14349274
>>14349252
>go innaruins
>hear a growl
>find yourself face-to-face with the biggest feral salamander you've ever seen
>slams you against the wall
>bicorn waifu steps in from behind and knocks her unconscious
>salamander wakes up hours later, chained up
>"Okay honey, she's ready for you~"

>>14349284
>Bicorns
A shit. Never trust.

>>14349284
Imagine a Bicorn forcing another monstergirl to blow you while telling her how much she's going to love being part of the harem.

>>14349192
>Tfw no mercenary group 'mom' who makes your beds, cooks meals and cleans the place.
>She's actually a veteran of more than a hundred battles and is a legend among fighters.
>She will always dismiss her past when it's brought up, saying it's not important, but every now and then you catch her reminiscing and 'Ara ara~'ing when she watches the rest of you spar with each other.

Bicorns are basically the Unicorn equivalent of a broken leg. You just gotta put her down.

>>14349292
Oh god my dick.

>>14349292
Imagine being ridden by a minotaur while a bicorn watches intently and coaches her, criticizing her technique the whole time.

>>14349298
Imagine that but with the whole harem watching and critiquing.
Once she's done they're gonna want a turn.

>>14349294
nah

>"Come on, it will be fun"
>"No"
>"Trust me you will enjoy it"
>"No, I won't"
>"Do it for me then"
>"It doesn't make any sense"
>"I just want you to marry another MG, why do you act like it's a big deal?"

I want to see a Bicorn convince a conservative guy to get a harem

>>14349298
>>14349317
Imagine a bicorn with a fetish for making sex as uncomfortable as possible for the rest of the harem.

>Anubis finally gets her turn on the cock carousel.
>Bicorn spends the whole time "accidentally" knocking things over.
>Disassembles one of her many legos and rebuilds it, but uses the wrong pieces.
>Just as the Anubis is about to cum, she tilts the painting of her beloved Pharaoh a bit to the side.

>>14349317
I'd like this, but hunting with a group of trained hunting dog girls.

They'd tackle some naive Deer Girl we've been tracking and hold her down, whispering into her ears what she's about get as I take off my pants.

As I'm plowing her fat deer butt, they'd lightly bite the nape of her neck and growl asking her how she's enjoying their masters cock.

>>14349328
*lego constructions, sorry

>>14349328
>>14349332
>Damaging Anubis "Sister's" legos
Despicable.

>Also not just being dedicated to monogamy with an Anubis

>>14349336
>not wanting your bicorn waifu to bully the Anubis mid-coitus
>not wanting a bicorn waifu at all
>monogamy
>being this dull

I bet you like missionary with the lights off, too!

>>14349340
Not him, but that's my fetish
Except with the lights on, I like to see her face, it's the whole point of missionary

>>14349351
I can't keep it up unless there are at least three other monsters in the room grinding on me, shit's too boring man.

>>14349340
It's nice every once in a while, but you know what they say. Variety is the spice of life. Which is why there's a bed with a stockade built into the footboard.

>>14349076
Moths are great

>>14349327
If she was turned into a bicorn then that means hes already been fucking other MG so I dont think this would be much of a problem.

>>14349340
Monogamy = Bigamy >>>>>>> Harem

I'll take one scratch n' dent slightly damaged MG waifu please!

>drink so I can finish writing
>now I don't care enough to try
>repeat

Whoever said you should drink and write is full of shit.

>>14349373
How about a nine tailed fox with one arm, one eye, a nasty scar on her face, various scars on her body, and a deep distrust of men?

>>14349355
>you get separated from your harem
>run into a Manticore
>she backs you into a corner and fires a spike at you
>you're still flaccid
>confused, she fires another one at you
>Private Johnson ain't budging
>"So, uh, you have any sisters? Any friends you wanna invite over?"
>Manticore runs home crying.

Look at what you've done, anon!

>>14349384
Meant for >>14349353

>>14349381
Sounds great. Was she attacked by some hunters or wolves when she was in fox form?

I want to turn her into a mom and promise to protect her forever. I want to make her feel good about herself and insure her that our children will love her no matter how she looks when she gets anxious and scared about it.

>>14349377
Bollocks please.

>>14349377
Hemingway never wrote drunk in his life. The quote implying he did is misattributed to him, much like Kurt Vonnegut and sunscreen. The internet makes historical people say stupid shit; it's practically a pastime.

I want a cheshire to poke holes in my condoms and show the video of the condom breaking and me and my waifu panicking over her conception to my daughteru!

>>14349399
>waifu panicking over her conception
So you're married to a human girl.

The word has completely disassociated itself for me and now all I hear is bike horn. God dammit.

>>14349389
It was a long time ago, during a big kumiho hunt. Some kitsune got caught up in it too of course.

>>14349400
Or a lich that doesn't want children because it'd interrupt her research

>she refers to the daughteru as "her favorite faulty manufacturing"

>>14349381
Sounds like a generic grumpy tsundere.

>>14349384
>>14349386
Yeah kinda of figured. Insulting a Manticore's femininity (Monsterinity?) and rape-capacity doesn't seem to have much to do with monogamy and BDSM-play.

>>14349406
Are you sure it's bike horn and not buy corn?

>>14349406
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447452141931.webm

>>14349424
>the average bicorn harem

I just want to make some half-orcs with a thick, muscled orc who calls me her "humie."

Last thread linked me to this dudes tumblr, this art is great

Which monster girl has the sexiest lingerie?

>>14349430
Vampire or Wight.

>>14349430
Lillims, but you'll only ever get to see it if you submit a full report of your family tree and genetic history, withstand watching a group of Apsaras dance for hours without fucking them, and wait for the paperwork to go through.

Or you could just sneak in through the backdoor

innuendo partially-intended

>Start rooting around my fridge for leftovers
>Notice a bottle of soda in the back
>"Share a coke with your elves"

I really wish the Tanuki would stop pushing their agenda.

>>14349441
That's not a nice thing to call your wife anon.

>>14349428
>Half-Orcs
/tg/ go and stay go.

So for Halloween we have all the spooky undead girls, and for Christmas we have Krampus (and arguably Yetis).
What Thanksgiving girls do we have?

>>14349441
>>14349447
BROWN ELVES WERE LITERALLY BUILT FOR PINK HUMIE DICK!!!

>>14349428
>half-orcs

>>14349451
Jubjubs.

>>14349451
All harpies, any vaguely tribal girl.

>>14349455
>armpit hair

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY GET OUT OF MY THREAD

should we count Seras Victoria as a monstergirl?

>>14349455
>armpit hair
Do you prefer your girls natural or shaved, /mgt/?

>>14349463
Amazon x Harpy threesome

>>14349437
>Wight
But the one in the profile picture isn't even wearing any. Does "nothing" still count?

>>14349451
This >>14349461
Be careful not to overfeed her tho, she already has trouble moving as is, you don't want to have to carry her around

>>14349428
>You'll never kiss her and feel her tusks against you face
>You'll never cum in the creases between her rock-solid abs

>>14349469
clean, shampooed, and groomed but "natural"

We've shat all over the civil rights movement of the 1960s, bantered over Russian wartime politics, touched fluffy tails, sexualized Canada and discussed the ramifications of an eternal sex dimension.

It's time to show some class.

Post a woman, a song and a drink. The finest you've got.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBV_mqZ4F8Y

I'm feeling a gin & tonic.

>>14349469
Shaved, but I'm not going to force it.

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiMqZmNHU1I

Rum and orange juice

>>14349440
>You'll never be a rogue sneaking into an abandoned castle that belonged to the Demon Lord to try and steal something valuable.
>You'll never make an understandable mistake and sneak into her NEET daughter's room.
>It's understandable because she almost never goes out and you didn't know she existed.
>She'll never pin you to her bed way too enthusiastically while muttering something like "Gonna finally lose my virginity" under her breath.
>She'll never rape you for hours and hours while her face twists into an ahegao and her huge ass slams against your hips.
>You'll never wake up afterwards to find her cuddling you like a daki.
>You'll never marry her and put in an effort to help her eat better, brush her hair to straighten it up, and generally improve her standards of life.
>You'll never end up stealing one of the most precious treasures the Demon Lord has: The heart of one of her beloved daughters.
Shit sucks man.

>>14349472
That doesn't mean he wouldn't have any to wear.

>>14349455
>>14349447
Elves are awful though.

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpMNXEY_tio
Mindflayer and passion fruit juice.

>>14349480
Sarsaparilla

https://youtu.be/1DD_NCM_RJs

>>14349480
http://a.pomf.cat/knelqa.mp3

Nikolaschka

Sometimes I'm glad I look in shitty places for art.

>>14349504
It's called devotion, anon.
I understand.

If your fetishes aren't group sex and impregnation, you're not a real man desu baka senpai

>>14349500
My African American brother

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-mlep5rY
I don't drink alcohol so I'm just gonna say cappuccino.

>>14349501
>Navajo rattlesnake lamia

New fetish get.

>tfw will never have a waifu this awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heORiZ8l484

>>14349515
But my waifu is already awesome.

>>14349510
I don't drink either. Like ever. I still know how to mix and serve though. Instant way to impress.

>you will never be your own backup dancers

Great stuff anon.

>>14349464
>Vampire
Erm, duh?

>>14349469
Shaven. I'm not a fan of how the texture of hair feels on my tongue when I'm licking those places.

>>14349502
Probably the classiest here overall.

Well done.

>>14349523
>that entire video was shot without special effects; just multiple cameras and trick photography
The Correspondents are pretty great. They do a lot of modern-meets-old-school electro swing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZukiRrYROA

>>14349469
Shaved, unless maybe she's a CC.

So in the Fallout monstergirl setting, what would the aequivelant of supermutants be? I'm guessing succubi but that's a bit vanilla and on-the-nose. I'm going by the assumption that most of the mutated animals are just feral monstergirls.

>>14349519
But is she anywhere near as awesome as >>14349515 ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cojv5MHvLk

>>14349480
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzgqgmqHzyI
Hot chocolate

>>14349536
Yes.

>>14349511
>>14349501
There is literally nothing more moe on earth than the thought of a tsundere rattlesnake lamia shaking her tail when she's mad/upset

>tail rattling like crazy making a ton of noise
>"No, Anon, I'm NOT angry? Okay I'm not? Why do you keep asking? If I WERE angry, and again I'm not ANGRY, I would tell you."
>*rattle rattle rattle*

>>14349526
>spoiler
Why is it that pubes in art always look so much better than pubes in real life? A lot of the art I've seen has them drawn to look kind of fluffy.

>>14349535
I'm pretty sure we've had discussions in the past about what kind of monstergirls would inhabit the wasteland.

>>14349540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeF8UGmJnq8

>>14349501
>best fallout game
>posting best song
>now I want some sexy times with Sunny Smiles

>>14349545
She is, and no amount of TF2 videos can prove me wrong.

>>14349537
I've never heard this song before but I feel nostalgic at this for some reason.

Good taste.

>>14349541
>everytime you go to town with your rattlesnake waifu she always starts to rattle her tail around those Werecat bakers

>>14349551
>best song
It's very closely tied with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IqORm1uKN0..
Between the Fallout soundtrack and me posting The Correspondents, I'm starting to get in the mood for jazz and swing music.

>>14349480

Rum!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fObl18ba8k

>>14349542
Because all artists are liars.

>>14349480
https://youtu.be/yIAh5tETh1c

scotch on the rocks

>>14349564
Other than Kejourou, which monster girl has the fluffiest, softest pubes?

>>14349557
it sounds a bit like 'Where is My Mind?' by the Pixies
>well the guitar riff and baseline at least

>>14349567
Not him, but it kind of reminded me of Hellogoodbye's older stuff.
https://youtu.be/PrCsXNRCtL4

>>14349566
Weresheep.

>>14349559
This is a very jazzy thread. Like a monster girl jazz club with a centaur on the upright bass, a lamia on sax and a cheshire on drums. Nice atmosphere.

>>14349563
EXCEPT WHEN WE'RE PIRATES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0&index=33&list=LLHIt8OlynjMas6GD9G2LYgw

>>14349566
Jubjub.

>>14349559
that song was only in 3.
>>14349551

and you're both wrong, this is the best song in NV.

https://youtu.be/6TDcHV5M8Qs

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoEGsxUZ2F4
Oops.

>>14349571
Apophis-sama is better than her.

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE

Glühwein. Gettin' real comfy over in Germany for the holiday season.

>>14349575
>not a skeleton jazz band
https://youtu.be/0TmoYBcLul8

>>14349578
>drinking water with a queen

Great pick though

http://pastebin.com/U1mUJWzL
>Sinner in Blue (one-shot)

Turns out Paladin corruption was first in line. An Amazon wedding is up next, but it feels like I'm forgetting something.

>>14349577
>not Big Iron

You done fucked up, son.

>>14349573
>Hellogoodbye
haven't heard from them since 2008 when I saw them on tour with NFG and Saves The Day
>had a few drinks with them after the show too
what bands/genres of music would your MG waifu be into?

>>14349583
Great girl, great song, great drink, great fetish. 10/10

>>14349592
>Paladin corruption
Muh dick.

>>14349527
Thank you anon.

>>14349566
Jubjub

>>14349595
Whenever I come home to Texas I always play the Lone Star song though, it's my favorite too TBQH

>>14349596
They've released two albums since then. More of an indie rock sound than the synth-and-autotune-heavy stuff they used to do.
https://youtu.be/tcEvpVZ_K_o

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MxLrqab5NU

Bloody Mary, of course.

>>14349592
What a happy ending.

>An Amazon wedding is up next
I'm waiting.

>>14349566
I choose to believe that kitsune have pubes fluffier than their tails.

I want a Holst and a Mino with southern accents to lovingly molest me!

>>14349614
Please don't nuzzle your waifu's pubes, that's lewd and weird.

>>14349613
Speaking of foxes, what I was forgetting was Fennec's wedding night.

>>14349623
I fucking LOVE MGs with accents.

>body hair
Absolutely disgusting

>>14349623
You mean in a "drop dem breeches boy" way?

>>14349631
Yeah.
>>14349626
I don't really have an accent kink, but I will admit that if they're not used in a filthy disgusting redneck way, southern accents can be sexy.

>>14349624
>Please don't nuzzle your waifu's pubes, that's lewd and weird.

Too late, I'm already starting the fire and getting really comfy, there's nothing you can do to stop me now!

>tfw you can't even dick her properly because you cum from how soft her pubes are

>>14349624
I want to rub my faces against a bushy bed of gold kitsune pubes while she bites her finger and looks away embarrassed

>>14349631
"Oh bless your heart" followed by milky paizuri, I imagine.

>>14349592
>Amazon wedding
HYPE

>>14349480
Not on a computer with pictures atm, but all the same, I like raspberry iced tea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXEnAuzjgKU

>>14349624
I'll do what I want with her pubes.

>>14349637
>Milky Paizuri
A best. There's not enough of it, truly.

>>14349592
>Paladin corruption
Oh yes.
>Amazon wedding
>You're on a roll here.

>>14349480
All that we have at home i some cheap beer, so I guess that will have to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z9NOFRppZQ

>>14349649
How the hell did that last line become a quote?

Everyone ignore it and look at the cute yeti.

>>14349624
I will nuzzle her pubes if I want and make funny moustache faces with her feathery pubes just to hear her laugh before i make her squeal by eating her out

>>14349645
There's a Minotaur and a Holst. Let's up the ante. Double paizuri.

>>14349645
>>14349667

Hrrrrrmph.

That shit gives me life. There will never be enough doujins. I need to start archiving them.

>>14349671
But what if we brought in another Holst and another Mino and made it quadruple paizuri?

>>14349651
>you will never be a cybercop with an MG partner
>you will never be the hard line between crime and street justice
>you and your partner will never be the heroes of a dark, rainy city with no respect for the law

Who would be the best buddy cop? Hellhound?

>Hobgoblin chief calls you into her office
>you're a loose cannon, burn squad!
>turn in your badge and piece, you're off the fucking case!

>>14349690
Eat my asshole Paladin-chan ,Satan did nothing wrong!

>>14349690
If I pretended to be an innocent soul who just needed a hug to feel better, would she give me marshmallow hell?

>>14349690
Tits too big, dress too lewd, would not corrupt.

>>14349690
Well, that's very kind of you.

>>14349690
Hey Priest-chan, I think Satan is in my dick, could you help me expel him?

>>14349705
>She starts smacking your dick with that steel ball soaked in holy water

>>14349705
I'm reminded of the doujin where a Demon Auction brainwashed an adventuring nun into thinking her God was cock.

>>14349706
CBT is an ok fetish.

>>14349690
She's got them child-bearing hips but human still a shit.

>captcha says "Lord"

>>14349709
OK, I know that the term CBT is a general phrase that refers to groin attack fetishes, but what does it stand for exactly?

>>14349706
She's getting kicked in the face if she does that. Satan exorcism requires a gentle touch. A gentle, cushiony, jiggly touch.

>>14349713
Cock and ball torture.

>>14349713
Cock-and-Ball-Torture

>>14349713
Cock-and-Balls-Torture.

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ViwAImonk
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey

>>14349713
Corrective-Baguette-Timer

>MFW I have no idea what to write since all my ideas feel like shit

>>14349731
You want some of mine? I can't write any of them because I'm working on something bigger, and I'll be able to resist the temptation better if I'm not itching to write short stories.

>>14349732
Nah because I'd probably fuck them up.

>>14349623
>get a job at a farm in the south
>first month there get cornered by a Holst and Minos
>you recognize the Holst her name is Vanessa
>she won't look at you and looks really embarrassed
>the Minos just looks pissed and tell Vanessa to "hurry it up"
>Vanessa proclaims her love for you ever since you milked her
>but she still won't make eye contact
>suddenly the Minos shouts
>"Fer cryin out loud Nessie! Just pin 'im down and ride 'im already!"
>you see Vanessa go into shock upon hearing this
>finally the Minos grabs the two of you
>"Yer lucky yer cute kid. Hell I'll help my cousin lose her virginity yer so darn cute!"
>get taken into the back stables
>spend a little over twelve hours there
>you still have to work the next day

>>14349732
>giving your ideas away like a dirty slut

>>14349737
Oh my.

>>14349735
Are you new to writing? I've offered instruction before and I've got a simple tutorial made. I always want to see more people give it a try.

>>14349739
I literally have too many and not enough time for all of them.

>>14349737
>Letting a dumb cow boss you around
baka desu

>tfw want to writefag but worried I'm a horrible writer

It hurts so much

>>14349737
keep going

>>14349749
Don't be such a faggot, just do it.

>>14349708
>is there by chance a source for said doujin?
I need it for a research paper I'm doing

>>14349749
Could be worse, you could want to be a writefag but delete 3-4k words because you don't live up to your own standards.

Been there more than once.

>>14349761
http://exhentai.org/g/847999/7201518caf/

>>14349744
No, I'm not. I'm just trying hard not to get back into it. I'd still like to see the tutorial though.

>>14349762
Worse yet, you could write horrendous shit when you're not sound of mind and post it anyway.

>>14349780
Take it with a grain of salt. Also, ignore my attempts to be funny.
http://pastebin.com/9tTzjyc4

>>14349744
>Are you new to writing? I've offered instruction before and I've got a simple tutorial made. I always want to see more people give it a try.

Not him, but I'd be interesting in seeing the tutorial.

>>14349784
>Worse yet, you could write horrendous shit when you're not sound of mind and post it anyway.
I'm surprised I've never done this after drinking, alcohol always makes me feel creative and gives me the urge to write shit.

In fact I'm getting the urge to write about a Vampire right now, I hate this.

>find pure, untouched unicorn waifu
>get married
>about to put it in
>kunoichi jumps through the window, gets a few thrusts in, and leaves in the blink of an eye
>waifu goes bicorn

godfuckingdammit

>>14349799
>Wanting to fuck horse pussy in the first place
>Willingly

>>14349756
you're the first person to ever say that to me anon

>>14349737
>it's the day after your marathon with that Holst Vanessa and her Minos cousin Jasmine
>you haven't seen the two of them at all today
>but you're so damn tired
>it's about mid day and instead of eating during lunch, you're gonna take a nap
>you walk out past the fields right next to the treeline of the forest and lay down
>but before you know it there's someone next to you
>it's Jasmine and she is looking quite embarrassed
>"Listen kid, I'm sorry if I was too hard on ya last night. I let out A LOT of frustration."
>you tell her it's no big deal since you were still able to go to work today
>"Well here's a lil token of my appreciation."
>she then hands you a bottle of milk
>"Drink up suga! This will make you feel a hundred times better!"
>how can you say no to a face as beaming as that?
>you open the top and drink the entire contents
>hey you actually do feel better!
>like you could go another night in the back stables!
>wait, why did you just think that?
>you look to Jasmine to see her now even more blushed and breathing heavily
>she asks if you want more
>"Hell yeah! That was some grade A milk!"
>the next thing you know you have her nipple shoved into your mouth while being secured firmly into what can only be described as a "marshmallow hell"

>>14349690
PALADIN-CHAN WE NEED YOU IN FRANCE!

THERE'S VILLAINY AFOOT!

>>14349765
Now THAT is a purge worthy succubutt.

>>14349809
>caring about what happens in France
>implying the French don't deserve everything that happens to them

I mean hey, paladins suck anyway, feel free to go there, Paladin-chan!

>>14349805
>the next thing you know you have her nipple shoved into your mouth while being secured firmly into what can only be described as a "marshmallow hell"
Lovely.

>>14349809
Why is she needed in France? It's only terrorism, it isn't like they're having sex.

>>14349812
France is our oldest ally, and we give them so much shit because of how close we are. We're the only ones allowed to fuck with France.

>>14349812
>>14349823
Because Paladin-Chan can rally the people into another Crusade!

>>14349812
>>14349823

>>14349824
Yeah but I'm German, as far as I'm concerned they were better off when we were occupying them.

>>14349795
write it you wimp.

>>14349826
>>14349827
Deus vult! I can't want to kill me some mudslime bastards.

>>14349834
What have the slimes ever done to you?

>>14349762
>>14349795
Yeah well at least you two fags aren't currently trying to grapple procrastination and a very few select people in here actually wanting you to write again.

All while calling all of your ideas such as Celtic maimed Kitsune from earlier in the thread, Shoggoth maid or Demon contract bullshit, Silver Dragon yandere, anything but more Manticore since I can never get them right.

>>14349832
That's really not a good idea considering it would be a sadist Vampire who gets off from seeing her incubus husband fuck would be Vampire hunters into corruption and joins the act in a threesome.

I may be slightly drunk but I still don't want to cause shitstorms and subject people to awful writing at the same time.

>>14349838
One of them asked me for a cigarette and didn't say thanks afterwards.

>>14349840
>Silver Dragon yandere
I like it.

>>14349831
Yeah but you guys are a meme country so you don't count.

>>14349843
Simplify it then, or make it into something you personally would find interesting or funny. I wrote some offensively bad shit the other day, but damned if I wasn't biting my lip and red in the face while I was doing it just because I thought shit was funny.

>>14349843
>sadist Vampire
Good......
>Who gets off from seeing her incubus husband fuck would be Vampire hunters into corruption and joins the act in a threesome.
Meh.

>>14349850
>meme country

After we remove kebab and start the Fourth Reich, we're coming for you!

I bet you're a tanuki shill spreading lies about the mighty Deutschland

>>14349856
Finland is always ready to stand by your side and stab you in the back once things get out of control.

>>14349858
how about you beat the kekoldry out of Sweden and we let you join the new Holy Roman Empire?

WHAT'S HAPPENING? Off-topic shit?

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

Rum and coke, my dude.

>>14349843
>who gets off from seeing her incubus husband fuck would be Vampire hunters into corruption and joins the act in a threesome.

I swear we've already had two or three greentexts where exactly this happens.

How soon until KC adds a new girl? I'm not sure if I could handle another several month drought.

>>14349870
Muslims are slaughtering people in Paris. Go look it up.

>>14349876
Maybe next year, he's busy on a Cheshire doujin and isn't doing the new MGE this Comiket.

also holy shit that dullahan, I'd motorboat those titties and worship her feet all night

>>14349870
A bunch of the posts were on-topic though. are people getting straight-up banned now? We argued about Putin yesterday and we were fine.

>>14349878
oh gosh oh darn

>>14349876
I know. Call me spoiled, but I miss when he would give us species updates every month or so.

I will say though, I want some art of Papi as a Poppy Bro.

>>14349889
Now you know whose side the enforcers are on.

>>14349847
Yeah you like the idea now but when you see who wrote it you just kind of cringe and want to put it out of memory.

>>14349889
Mods are out in force right now.
Took me about 30 seconds to get warned on /pol/.

>>14349892
>Poppy Bro
How the hell is she supposed to wear those jester shoes they have, or even throw a bomb?
>>14349896
I already knew who you were from the get-go.

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaHZXbiznpQ (its edgy, but in the good way)

Bishops Finger ale.

>>14349895
>>14349900
Mods are rustled. Quick, post fluff!

>>14349889
Maybe they are just deleted, don't poke that bear anon.

>>14349905
They simply come out of thin air as she flaps her wings, I dunno.
The jester shoes just work.

>>14349843
I like it.

Make sure you praise best girl everyday!

Are we dead?

>>14349906
>carpenter brut
>edgy

This is fucking nice, man. Been thirsty for the Brut.

You got mediocre taste in elves though.

>>14349900
Why do the mods care about muslims so much?

>>14349935
Oh, I do.

>>14349940
Its a song from a bloodthirsty lunatic's perspective. I said the edgy thing as a warning.

But yes, I love the Brut.

>>14349944
They want us to keep talking about sexy monster girls.

I want to capture a big scary monster girl and poke her with a stick.

>>14349905
>I already knew who you were from the get-go.

I'm sure you do.

>>14349954
Like...your "stick" or what?

>>14349946
Good, make sure you praise that delicious Squid Pussy.

>>14349969
>your "stick"
Well it's not my stick, it belonged to a tree once.

>>14349973
>buying sticks used

It's like you want dutch elm disease.

>>14349978
Well you can't get a fresh stick, you have to rip it off a tree.

>>14349805
>a couple of months pass at the farm
>you keep a busy schedule with work
>plus now you have a constant form of relief in being with Vanessa and Jasmine
>however that have been avoiding you as of late
>you just want to talk to them but they are being very short with you
>your pride hurts a bit but you don't let it mess with your work
>one day after your shift your boss calls you over
>and leads you to the small clinic on the farm
>you notice Jasmine and Vanessa are in there talking with the doctor
>both of them still won't look at you
>but you see the pictures behind them
>ultrasounds
>two sets of them
>with what looks like healthy baby girls in the middle
>you ask Vanessa and Jasmine about them
>"We're sorry darlin', we just didn't wan ya ta lose yer job..."
>you look back at your boss who calmly tells you that in fact you're fired
>you almost faint from the shock of losing your comfy job, good friends, and soon-to-be daughters
>until you're boss starts talking about churches and honeymoon spots
>you're just left scratching your head
>"Suga if you knock us up yer no longer a simple farmhand..."
>"Yer family." both Vanessa and Jasmine tell you
>hug both of them and tell them you'll take full responsibility
>all the while your new father in law is going over what songs will be played at the reception

>>14349990
nice

>>14349990
>>14349805
>>14349737
thank you anon now I'm really depressed that this will never happen to me

>>14349737
>>14349805
>>14349990

What the fuck is this dialogue, it makes Alp look like a writer.

>MFW the length of shorts always escapes me

>>14350031
>Those fire lines
Rest is fine though

>>14350031
It's nice to see that colored.

>>14350031
The thumbnail makes it look like she's taking a big shit.

>>14350035
Well she is a Hellhound.

>>14349480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tao67Idz3Uc&index

Iced Tea

She's saying geeettttttt
dunked on!!!

Raping and abandoning that Friendless, lonely, tsundere tomboy MG that thought you loved her.

>>14350048
That's needlessly cruel.

>>14350048
. . . is something no decent man would ever do, thank you.

>>14350048
At most I would tell her to lose the 'tsun'.
That's just fucked up.

>>14350048
I'd do it, it's only fair since she'd do the same to me.

>>14350062
Indeed. Everything about her sounds perfect save the tsun bullshit.

>>14349799
What a hero kunoichi.

>>14350078
She couldn't win your heart, but she could at least make polgamy an option and take second-place

arigato, kunoichi-san

So, really stupid writing question. About how many pages would a decent short be in Word?

>>14350089
However long it takes you to tell an interesting/compelling/cute/whatever-you're-going-for story, anon.

>>14350089
As long as it needs to be

>>14350089
I usually go for 5-7. If more comes to mind and I'm sure it's worth having in, I'll go longer.

Don't post it right away. Return to it the next day and see what you think could be changed or removed.

>>14350089
In Calibri Body 11, at about a third through a short story I've been writing, I'm at fourteen pages long.

>>14350089
Depends on your spacing and font. 5-8k words is about standard.

>>14350048

>You will never capture and rape a Kunoichi that broke into your home.
>You will never demand that she becomes your wife after you're done with raping her.
>She will never accept and cuddle up to her.
>As you fall asleep you will never hear your wife mutter "just as planned".

Well, France got shot up again. This shit is why the world needs MGs

>>14350139
Thanks for the reminder slowpoke.

>>14350139
Knowing out luck we'd just get Tanukis.

>>14350139
More like it doesn't deserve MGs.

Imagine the shit that'll take place should MGs become real. The violence and genocide of Monster races just because they're not part of the master human race.

>>14350147
That's what we have Lilims and Amazons for, to make sure we humans know our place.

Someone post that greentext where the tsundere human boy becomes a deredere househusband for his amazon wife.

>>14350147
That's why the shit races like Arabs and Niggers should be replaced with monster girls.

>>14350151
Shit bait.

>>14350151
Alright.

>>14350142
It wasn't a reminder. Simply context for an opinion that wouldn't have made much sense otherwise.

>>14350147
I can agree with that. It's beyond selfish and cruel to want other creatures to suffer to fix our problems. I guess I'm a bad person.

>>14350151
>know our place
Being loving husbands and fathers?

I want to go around having casual sex with monster girls so I can have fun with them and not turn into either a pussy whipped husband or a filthy Incubus.

>>14350159
kek, reminds me of an idea I've had for a while.

A story like those trap doujins where straights guys get turned into cock-craving girls by fat, bald no-faced men.

>Guy disenfranchised by all the MGs and the fact that they love men so much
>Hates that other guys go for them so easily
>Considers himself gay and acts like it
>Gets caught and is about to be raped by an MG
>"Get off me you dumb whore!"
>"Admit it, you want this tight vagina gliding on your cock, right?"
>"N-NO! I like dick, DICK!!!" I love MAN ASS!!!"
>She starts jerking him off
>"Ara~ ara~ getting hard? From a girl's hand? Seems awfully straight to me."
>"I'm Gay! Gay! Fuck you! I'm Gay!"
>She grabs his but and he shudders
>"This reaction...you're a virgin aren't you? You've never even been with a man, have you?"
>SHUT UP!!!"
>"I bet you've never even had a boy friend, right?"
>"SHUT UP I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY!!!!!!" He's thrashing around and crying now
>"Just admit it, you're nothing but a straight guy, you love women, you love vagina, you love TITS!"
>"I'm not ...straight."
>"From now on you're my human dildo, got it? I'm gonna ride you and you're going to give me a big load.~"
>some time later, after being mindbroken
>"NUUUEEEWWWWHHHA~~ I'M NOTHING MORE THAN A PATHETIC STRAIGHT GU WHO LOVE'S GIRLS!!! GIVE ME VAGINA!!! MORE, MORE LET ME FILL UP YOUR VAGINA WITH THIS PATHETIC MANLY DICK!!! UGGGGHHH, I LOVE TITS, BIG TITS, SMALL TITS, I LOVE TITS!!!!"

You will never heal a wounded Kitsune who lost her arm to hunters

>>14350189
I think I vomited a bit

>>14350189
>that one hmanga where a kids busty onee-san fucks his DFC fetish out of him

>>14350189
>at the end she calls him a "stupid vagina-slave" and forces him to make double peace signs in front of the camera before she fucks him on tape

>>14350189
You should kill yourself.

I wanna make a wurm eat a rock then put my ear to their tummy to hear what digesting a rock sounds like

>>14350182
>not wanting to be an Incubus.

Come on! You get to spend the rest of your days having sex.

And if you say you're an Incubus at the movies, you get a free soda.

>>14350218
I don't want to be an Incubus, I don't care what if gives me.

>>14350142
>Slowpoke

Did I miss the Breastfed by a Holstaur guy?

>>14350218
>waifu really likes shotas
>incubize
>have a tiny dick and look like a young boy

t-thanks, mamonomana

>>14350222
what happen to your eye little one?

>>14350224
You fucking smartass alp.

>>14350232
I like smartass alps!

>>14350226
>enter into relationship with MG
>you're 5'10 and completely normal, she's 5'5 and normal too
>some time passes
>you've become a 6'6 bara bulldozer who's built-fat, has massive testicles, and is you're now hairy all over with a massive beard
>she's become 4'11, flat chested, albino, has a big ass, and is all muscled now too
>"Uh, look, I think we should discuss some things."

>>14350239
>she's become 4'11, flat chested, albino, has a big ass, and is all muscled now too

outside of being that short there's literally nothing wrong with this outcome.