/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want a khepri to throw me into the anubis pits.

>>14334760
>>14334760
>>14334760
There's only so many MG types that could use that anatomy flavor, though.

>>14334928
>Wendigo pit
Not sure what to think about that one.
On one hand, it would be pretty cute. On the other hand, it would be a little awkward, with all of the little Wendigos initially just forming a circle around the guy.

New chapter featuring unnecessary additions.

First for indulgent and fashionable Alps.

>You will never be hunted by an Elven Beast Tamer

>>14334952
A new chapter? After the creator said he got scared?
What bullshit wizardry is this?

>>14334952
>>14334955
http://exhentai.org/g/871576/139c193cc6/

Actually, nevermind, you weren't kidding.

>>14334955
The wizardry of growing a pair.

>>14334953
I'd spoil an alp rotten.

All the headpats it could ever want.

>>14334953
Stop calling whatever you like an alp

>>14334936
At what point in a relationship is it okay to ask a Jinko if i can touch her _abs?
What about licking them?

>>14334914 (You)
>The snuggle pits
>That's a little too stimulating for a first timer anon.

He must be made to pay for his sins.

You could have prevented this

Monster girls don't love you unless you're absolutely perfect.

>>14334953
>that
>alp

>>14334960
You can't stop me, Alps look just like succubi, so I can literally call any demon girl that looks like a succubi an Alp and there's nothing proving me wrong.

>>14334952
I hope Jin starts a series featuring shenanigans between the DQ hero looking motherfucker and CC witch.

Why do Alps attract the transgender autist audience?

>>14334964
That isn't a head pat

>>14334972
Because that's literally what they cater to.

>>14334969
>Alps look just like succubi
Go away tranny

>Anons actually think monster girls wouldn't unconditionally love them
Some people are fucking dumb as all hell.

>>14334953
That Alp isn't nearly indulgent or fashionable enough anon.

>tfw no biker hellhound in black leather to offer me a ride

x is best girl

>>14334990
>X
>Best anything

>monstergirls don't love you
>every demon girl is an alp
Off to a great start.

I want to have casual sex with monster girls while never committing to any of them!

>>14334990
I'm pretty certain that Ω is best girl.

>>14334995
Can we just start over again?

>>14334995
Fuck it.

Kung Fu Hustle-esque communities in the Mist Continent.

>>14334989
Would she be all Ghost Rider?

>>14334957
Some elf sits her ass on your floor and refuses to move unless you take her virginity. What do?

>>14334995
The doors right there.

I want to be snuggled into a Selkie's furbag with a Wendigo's cloak covering me and my head resting on a Weresheep wool pillow

>>14335008
I'm grabbin' me mallet.

>>14335008
Kick her in the throat and drag her out.

>>14335008
Where exactly? Floor is kind of a general area

>>14334961
Touching comes pretty early, they like to be admired. You had better be pretty comited before you go farther than that though.

>>14335000
I want to be denied sex by my MG waifu while she tells me and shows me how she has sex with other men!

>>14335018
I'm gonna assume it's the living room floor somewhere very noticeable and inconvenient.

>>14335014
>>14335015
What a waste. Toss her to a tentacle plant and come back when she's worth something.

>>14335004
She looks soft. No, not fat soft, fuck off.

>>14335004
>That smug-ass grin
O-Oh my...

>>14335023
Oh
Oh, well I'd just leave her there. Course, feed her so she doesn't die and move her when I have to clean up
But other from that, if she's not going to move I'm not going to force her

>>14334952
Shotacon sorceress is cute.

>>14334955
>scared
Of what?

>>14334964
why would I want to?

>>14335008
Leave and come back with a stage 3 alp that will violate that elf and show her where her place is.

Hows this?

>>14334972

>>14335038
That hip/waist ratio
I'm sorry, I got distracted for a spell. what was the question?

>>14335033
Of being popular. He realised how many people read his stuff, and that it was even being translated for an English-speaking audience.

He didn't want to disappoint people by not living up to their standards, so instead he disappointed people by not doing anything at all.

>>14335008
Princess carry her to the bed and then cuddle her and don't let things escalate until she at least lets me take her to dinner and get to know her.
I'd date and fuck a socially awkward NEET elf.

>>14335004
Big fluffy ass paws, I want to hold them.

>>14335047
>he disappointed people by not doing anything at all

Lantern?

>>14335047
That's understandable, coming from a nip.

>>14334964
Dude I like demons, but she fucking deserved it.

>>14335004
I do love monk classes. Naked meditation with a monstergirl, now that will build discipline and focus.

People being shitty over MGs I like make me want to do the same for anytime anyone shows any amount of attraction to monster girls.

>>14335038
Is that Makoto as a Succubus?

>>14335067
Makoto from what?

>>14335061
What monstergirls do you like

>>14335075
Mindflayers

>>14335067
Looks like her

I want to marry a monstergirl

>>14335080
Shit taste, Mindflayers are garbage tier and deserve no love, fuck you for liking them.

>>14335056
gone through more cocks than a chicken farm

>>14335080
Meh I have it worse.

Vampire

Masochistic MGs a best.

>>14335070
From Idolm@ster.

>>14335080
Mindflayers can be nice. I think there were several examples in the previous thread.

I would imagine that they are on par with nightmares with the ability to stop bad dreams.

>>14334936
That coloration is even better than the basic one.

>>14335080
Mindflayers are wonderful. Just the right mix of alluring and weird for my tastes.

>>14335088
Nothing wrong with having good taste.

>>14335080
At least you didn't say Alps, or I would have called you a shitposting faggot.

Get some sleep anon.

>>14335090
My nigger. Minstergirls who are okay with going to sleep while in tight bondage while I cuddle them lovingly is muh fetish.

>>14335090
Sadistic monstergirls a best.

>>14335102
The only shitposting faggot here is you.

>>14335103
Sleep is for weenies, and for people who don't have papers to write.

>>14335103
No, the alps are gonna eat me.

>>14335103
Okay. But only if a cute succubus visits me in my dreams.

>>14335109
>tfw have 3 papers to write but staye in the thread, now it's too late to start

I seriously need a kikimora.

>>14335090
>>14335106
Both are best.
As long as it makes them bite their lip.

>>14335080
good taste

>>14335114
Nah, masochistic a best, that guy can go fuck himself.

Tell me about your headcanon anon. What do you imagine MG culture is like?

>>14335114
This this this thisthisthisthis

>>14335113
Get your shit together, anon-kun.

>>14335119
Anon you don't understand.
You could be spanking a monstergirl's bountiful ass or she could tie you to the bed and ride you while you squirm beneath her, as long as she's doing that aroused lip biting thing it's the best to me.

>>14335124
I'd rather we not have this conversation, considering how much shit gets flung around this topic.

>>14335114
Sadistic monstergirls are better.

>>14335128
Becareful there, you are triggering him.

>>14335128
>thinking you can only have one
Anons are real dummies, aren't they?

>>14335131
But anon, that's just the thing.

People here are always arguing about their headcanon for MGE and all that stuff, but we never seem to ever go in depth over what we think MGworld actually looks like outside of relative arguments, which is actually worth discussion.

>>14335128
No, you don't understand, I like what I like and don't need anyone leaving their dick prints all over it.

>>14335124
It might be an illusion of the dress, but that girl appears to have a fairly large ass.

>>14335124
It's probably shit.

>>14335150
You sound like a faggot everytime you say that.

Guys, /monster/ is dying, what are we going to do with all those refugees?

>>14335022
I want to have lots of extra-marital sex with monster girls until I eventually leave my human wife for one!

>>14335155
Don't you have some feet to be licking?

>>14335158
Well that's a scary thought.

What we always do, welcome the like minded, chase the rest out.

>>14335158
The same thing Europe needs to do with it's invaders.
Concentration camps.

>>14335163
>implying
Keep it up, champ.

>>14335171
>The same thing the entire world needs to do with it's invaders.
ftfy

>>14335148
No one wants to talk about things like that, we'd all rather shitpost to high heaven because we don't agree with each other about anything.

>>14335158
We close the door and lock it
I know it's one of you who keeps coming here and forgets to close the damn door behind them.

>>14335158
>/monster/ is dying
You base this on what?

>>14335158
Called it.

>>14335158
>/monster/ is dying
Isn't the site itself collapsing, or do I have that wrong.

>>14335173
What you should be getting form my post, I don't give two shits about your opinion.>>14335104 This guy is like me, great. >>14335106 This one isn't, but at least he has enough balls to say he has the opposite and isn't telling me what I should like, like you >>14335128 because having everything is your thing. Piss off.

>>14335158
Why?
What happened?

>>14335124
I've thought up a whole Dragoon Subculture in my head.

I just need to write it down...

>>14335158
/monster/?

>>14335194
I'm not that guy, this was my first post >>14335155, pls stop being dumb.

>>14335124
Fun

>>14335199
Don't worry about it

>>14335204
I think I need to worry about it anon.

>>14335202
Piss. Off.

>>14335080
So, you one of them freaks who likes to get his brain fondled?

>>14335208
No, it's fine. You're better off not knowing
Trust me

>>14335139
Thing is, I'm a switch. I'd enjoy both.

>>14335158
They can't be as autistic as us

>>14335209
Nah, bitch.

Curry is on it again, it seems.

>>14335208
Everything we despise here, they embrace it, that's all you need to know to see how bad it would be if they migrated here.

>>14335124
Personally my ideal MG world would be similar to ours, but with MG that would genuinely love you.

>>14335212
I really think I need to worry about it. This seems like something to worry about.

>>14335124
Im trying to write a piece thats essentially an in universe dating guide. Sorted into two halves, one for monsters dating humans the other for humans dating monsters. Written by a monster human couple so it has both perspectives.

>>14335217
So I was right in thinking you're just some faggot looking to fight. Wonderful. Can't bait me though. Better luck next time.

>>14335225
These guys >>14335087

>>14335236
>>14335173

>>14335217
Go back on vacation Saltfag.

>>14335216
Exact same shit. Kept more in check by active moderation.
All it would change is the volume of the threads.

>>14335124
That everything is cranked up to eleven.

Stronger than humans on average
Feel emotions more strongly than humans
A whole heaping pile of instinct that can be helpful or hurtful
Many think on a fundamentally different level than humans in terms of priorities and behavior

"Ambassador, emissary, negotiator...You think I care about any of that? Come closer handsome and I'll tell you a secret. There's only two titles any monster will risk everything to have, those of wife and mother."

>>14335242
Samefag namecalling? You are on a roll tonight.

>>14335219
She looks excellent with short hair.

>>14335216
You have no idea.
It's more depressing than anything else, seeing what could have been alright stories descend into garbage because the writer intentionally starts writing the main character as some unlikable and/or literally autistic twit.

>>14335248
Wow, you're pathetic.

>>14335216
They're worse

>>14335248
Your picture has distracted me and made everything you just said look like jibberish

>>14335248
Grandmother is probably also one.

>>14335248
>There's only two titles any monster will risk everything to have, those of wife and mother.
hnnng

>>14335248
>muh monsters are the superior beings!
Fucking die.

>>14335124
I'm "No fun allowed". That's everything you need to know.

>>14335256
>>14335272
Jeez man you don't gotta be so upset over a good time

>>14335272
>Superior
>Only physically stronger and ruled by their emotions even more than regular women

Learn to read.

>>14335124
I think that monster culture would be all together not dissimilar to the one generally posited by the thread; generally motivated by sex and pleasure. That said however, I also think that there would be less specific emphasis on sex and sexual pleasure and more on general aestheticism and egocentric indulgence.

A world where everyone is basically overcome by chuunibyou, all living out their disparate fantasies in a world that where you can do that and get away with it, but still looking ridiculous to everyone who isn't living in the same fantasy as you, and yourself all the while, living as according to your own ideal of vanity.

>>14335248
I like it.

>>14335219
>Monoeye in a swallowtail suit
She looks tremendously professional. Would hire as an assistant.

>>14335277
Oh great, so they're even worse than normal women. Wonderful.

>>14335248
Not bad.

>>14335280
There's still a lot of Sex & Drugs though right?

>>14335276
Nothing is good about being a bitchboy bootlicker to monster girls.

>>14335298
Why so salty

>>14335298
Put your tits in a freezer and maybe you'll feel better.

>>14335124
They have a larger focus on sex and family then most humans. Most of them try to emulate human culture in order to get closer to them. You've got the more physical ones creating sports teams, monstergirls making their own media and entertainment, and some of them become doctors and ambassadors in order to understand humans more.

>>14335292
Yeah, but with a fair amount of art, music, fashion, and general 'style' to go along with it.

>>14335299
>salty
Please die slowly and painfully.

>>14335298
Nothing wrong with knowing your place.

>>14335087
Anon, if you keep posting guro/snuff on a SFW board, you're going to get a 3-day vacation.

>>14335298
>MONSTERS being strong and wanting to jump your bones = hard femdom

dude, please

>>14335308
Guess we hit the nail on the head then, didn't we guys?

>>14335310
Don't shitstart anon.

>>14335313
It's been that way for hours or even days, or even months.

>>14335313
Yes, but just ignore and report, he's been banned before.

>>14335004
I want to cuddle chubby pudgy monster girls

>>14335312
This. Nobody said anything about them being better either. They're just kind of described as what they are, monstrous creatures that value a man more than anything.

What's interesting is applying those rules to how they actually function. You know how much crime and blood is spilled over stuff like money? Imagine the depths monsters would sink to to gain what they see as the most important thing or to protect it.

>>14335325
Why does he hate Monster Hunter anyway.

Did he get owned by a velociraptor reskin.

Guys Monster Girl Redux is dying. What are we gonna do with all the refuges?

>>14335248
I like it

>>14335328
Why would they even kill each other over men? It's not like men are an endangered species, so they only reason they wold even fight each other is if one girl started to harass another girl's man for some reason.

>>14335326
I want you to get husked.

>>14335280
>>14335307
I kind of want to see a story set in this interpretation of MGE, it seems interesting.

>>14335328
>monstergirls killing each other over you
BABY YES

>>14335343
husk
həsk/
verb
past tense: husked; past participle: husked

1.
remove the husk or husks from.
2.
say something in a husky voice.
"“Help me,” husked Miles"

I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to tell me.

>>14335340
Same reasons as people do stuff. Plenty of folks believe in an honest days work and plenty of people are murdering thieves. Then there's all the ones in-between. Monsters would have that same kind of spectrum of personalities.

>>14335349
I want you to get the life drained out of you and die' looking like a dessicated mummy.

>>14335349
husked
Ref. by Nabokov's Ada in ADA OR ARDOR as "the most extraordinary word in the English language" because it means two opposite things. Husked, as in botany: wrapped in a protective sheathing; and husked, as in common usage: undressed by another.
She was tightly husked by her underwear, but as she was willing, she was easily husked by the amorous youth.
I'm with you, but i think he wants you naked.

>>14335331
>why is this sword so slow
>where's the dash button

>>14335353
>but i think he wants you naked.
So all this time saltfag was just a really bitter alp?

>>14335331
Monster Hunter is tedious repetition made to entertain nobody aside from autistic people.

>>14335124
Not all that different. The obvious emphasis on sex and love (perhaps in that order) and probably a thriving arts culture. With wealth or conflict no longer anyone's primary motivator, I'd imagine far more time being spent on things like music and art.

>>14335344
Well, you might see one if I ever get around to writing it.

>>14335352
A tsundere alp, yes.

>>14335361
Grumpy even?

>>14335351
Seems a bit forced to me.

>>14335357
>>14335364
Well, of course he would be bitter, he lost his best friend.

>>14335365
>being as diverse as we are
>forced
kek

>>14335367
Sounds like she needs something to fill that void

>>14335374
Food?

>>14335374
Ah yes
Chocolates

>>14335374
Maybe a pet_?

>>14335374
>>14335375
>>14335376
>>14335379
Come on, let's not probe this alp with stuff. Stick with the basics, don't ask her intrusive questions. Don't jam them in her.

>>14335365
Not at all. All of the differences in human societies are based on different sets of priorities and self-imposed values. We're the same species planetwide.

Monsters being so radically different in their values and priorities from existing human cultures means their own ones would be almost alien. It would be a damn shame not to explore them. Our own world is a strange and varied place. Theirs would be even more so.

>>14335384
So, no chocolates?
But I thought woman loved chocolate. This is what I get for trusting Valentines day commercials

>be working at home
>werecat waifu lays down on your desk and blocks your view of the computer to get your attention
Take a break Y/N

>>14335369
I can understand killing for money, you always need lots of it and it can be hard to get. The same with oil, or land. But monstergirls are designated to seduce and fuck men, and there's plenty of men to go around. I think them taking the hard way and killing each other like cartoon villains is like a man spending money to by a gun so he an rob a grocery store for amount of groceries equivalent to the money he spent of the gun. I guess you cold pull it off, but it seems like a lazy way to add conflict.

I hate all of you.

>>14335375
>>14335376
You know, you can't just keep giving alps food. Then they'll expect to be allowed to stay, and just lounge around your house in stained underwear and get tubby. Is that what you want?

>>14335394
Love you too grump.

>>14335392
Y

>>14335392
Is she waving her ass in my face? Because if so I'm going to take a break to carry her to the bed and pound it until her tongue lolls out.

>>14335397
Eh, I wouldn't mind the company, I'm gone most evenings anyway so she could chill out and snack so long as she doesn't bring anyone else in.

>>14335397
>Stained underwear
No. Go change into clean clothes
Alps I swear

>>14335359
Seems fair. The most important thing for an MG is fucking her husband. After that, I can't imagine them putting a lot of value on wealth. While I'm sure some work would need to be done so society could function, the arts would be a good way to spend time near the family.

>>14335403
she may just want ear scratches and cuddles, but it's not as if she'd be averse to getting booty blasted

>>14335392
Chinese motherfucking dresses.

>>14335397
No. I'd rather have an Alp lounging around my place in clean underwear.

>>14335411
Then she can sit on my lap until I finish what I'm doing.
Then we can cuddle up and watch a movie or something.

>>14335393
The point is those would be outliers. Unless they're all mindless robots, there would be good mgs and bad mgs.

>>14335393
>and there's plenty of men to go around

It could be far enough down the timeline where that's not true anymore. Even if it was, it could simply be a problem of logistics, just like there's bumper crops in the North American great plains enough to feed over half the world but there's still kids starving in the worst parts of Africa. The very nature of having monster specific countries and monster cultures creates a local shortage of men. Imagine having to deal with distant traders for husbands or going beyond the borders of your whole country before single men became really common.

>>14335387
Sex politics in monster society would be so ridiculous, can you imagine the equivalent of what we consider deviant in human culture in MG society?

>>14335421
They'd make free love hippies and nudist colonies look like Mennonites.

>>14335418
There's always sharing.

I want to have a horrible break up with a monster girl, causing her to become my stalker.

>>14334971
Gloomy tittymonster cakes tickle my wiener

>>14334990
x is for faggots
I bet you like skub too you alp

>>14335418
That's why the human realm invasions happen, and why even then, Spherica, effectively Lilim levels of semen demon, has to advertise for a husband.

>>14335418
>shortage of men
It still blows my mind that KC chose to include the whole possible extinction thing.

>>14335426
Even that has it's limits logistically, and with women in the ruling spots, the traditional harem setup wouldn't work very well. Could you imagine? It could even be a public service job.

>Here's the town doctor
>The sheriff
>The judge
>The notary
>The blacksmith
>And the town HUSBAND
Elected for five terms and running again in November. Vote Richard, a dick you can trust.

>>14335437
Anti-skub nigger please leave.

>>14335417
I that's the point I'm trying to make. Acting like this is a common occurrence wold be plain stupid.

>>14335418
I would think that mg governments would have deals with human countries to prevent this stuff. Monstergirls just existing would open up plenty of jobs because of how unique they are. Doctors could train to become MG specialists. Chefs could learn to cook foods fit for their appetites. Builders and architects wold have to build homes and streets build for many different species. Human countries wold also be expected to encourage tourism and immigration s part as their deals. That's already one good reason for men to keep coming into monstergirl country. Not to mention the freaks that want to put their dicks into them, or people who just want to move way from their country and/or stat a new life.

>>14335439
Yeah, especially considering the fact that it's so slow coming it basically isn't going to ever happen.

Over a thousand years in the making, monsters are still at less than 10% the world population.

>>14334990
>X
>Not Σ
You're not part of the new age, anon.

>>14335090
I love smug masochists

>>14335439
I like it personally. It's a great source of conflict and a good ending needs some creativity instead of just the power of friendship.

>>14335438
Based on that ad alone, I get the feeling that she'd be a loving, if incredibly lewd, wife.
Imagine her Elementals getting you prepped up for her and then having her ride you.
You'd probably have to cum for all of them too.

>>14335437
>>14335444
Fuck off to [board] skub fags.

>>14335455
That would be pretty shitty.

>>14335453
>smug
I'd say expectant, but yeah, that is fun too.

For when you need your mofu on the go!

>>14335442
>Town husband
I can't help but imagine entire towns being formed from harems, sending their daughters out to find a nice man to form a town with.
The sex would probably be insane. Imagine one monstergirl riding your dick while a horde of them surround you, looking at you with lustful eyes.
Some of the ones closer to you might pour endurance potions or holst milk into your mouth. Or maybe whisper lewd encouragement into your ears.

>>14335451
>are still at less than 10% the world population
Exponential growth, my friend.

>>14335454
I like conflict, but dislike that the good-ending (everyone getting waifus) is actually going to cause the bad ending (extinction). Nobody likes a lose-lose situation.

>>14335461
Fuck off furry.

Monster girls are only good for casual sex.

>>14335459
Explain why fucking a lewd CC and her elemental summons would be shitty anon.

>>14335461
Too damn cheesy.

>>14335463
Low as fuck birthrate and the forming of harems around the fathers of monster girls allowing what human males we have to go farther than they otherwise would.

Trickster desert catgirls anyone?

>>14335215
You know what that makes you, Anon? A filthy fraternal acquaintance patrician sensibilities.

>>14335468
Elementals and Dark Matters are shitty people and femdom is a shitty fetish which is what almost every monster girl practices.

>>14335449
Nah man. Tourist economies are always nothing but service oriented and the local core industries suffer greatly especially from inflation. Plus you're treating them like they'd exercise some kind of economic leverage based on those things, which didn't even develop until post WWII with the death of imperialism and the US and USSR trying affect their influence that way.

Depending on the culture, they might just have straight up vassal states or colonies to ship in human men. Or establish men as property in the same way you classically had women treated in post-Bronze Age societies until very recently.

What's really ridiculous is that you seem to think they wouldn't be militant or imperialistic, especially when the MGE ones are extremely that way. They just have comically terrible military discipline.

>>14335474
Yes

>>14335216
They're actually worse, believe it or not.

>>14335476
Oh my god fuck off, I'm a dom and even I'm sick of you.

>>14335476
Ah, so you're saltbitch. Okay, now I know you're not worth replying to.

>>14335482
>says while replying to him
lol

>>14335248
That sounds like it'd be a clusterfuck but if I get one of those creatures in your image I'll volunteer to help them organize their administration.

>>14335486
This is why you always put married monsters in positions of power. They need to care about doing their job right to make things better for their family instead of chasing dick.

>>14335463
Yeah, I know population growth mechanics too, but at that rate of growth it'll still be a few thousand years before it becomes a really big problem that anyone would need to actually worry about, and by then, the demon lord will have probably made the necessary progress for monster girls to have sons. I mean, we know that that's how it's supposed to go, with the demon lord eventually solving the problem, but with so much fucking time to do it, there's actually no need to be concerned at all if it's even possible.

>>14335478
I don't know anything about economics, I was just brainstorming ways in which they cold attract men to their territories without being plain antagonistic.

>>14335489
>Putting women in power
>Ever
Have fun when they fuck everything up.

>>14335476
Faggot.

>>14335392
Take your dick out and wave it at her a little

>>14334954
I dunno. Every one I've seen is a little too attached to their pets. With how much care and attention she shows in relieving them after fights, it's a wonder she manages to find time for her semendemon quota. Odd, that.

>>14335478
I actually don't think that MGs would really have any kind of officially administered government or anything like that at all. It'd basically be an anarchy where anything goes as long as you don't piss off anyone stronger than you, and it mostly works because of the absence of significant need in MG society.

>>14335494
Countries by nature are antagonists, friend. That's why diplomacy is so difficult in real life.

>>14335501
>waving anything in front of a cat
I see pain in your future.

>>14335505
Certainly that way in MGE because of mamano mana. I don't like to use that in my stuff though, for basically the reasons you listed. That and the whole eventual corruption of everything forever.

>>14335482
That was obvious like 100 posts ago, Anon. He's trying really hard today. Just report and ignore.

>>14335476
You say that, but Minos are pretty cute girls.

You did it, anon. You have the waifu/harem of your dreams and many years living a happy life as an incubus.

How do you plan on living your life?

Cow girls?

>>14335489
I guess that could be that world's version of 18th-19th century's land ownership clause, i.e. you need to be married to count as a citizen and vote and shit.

>>14335507
I guess. But since monstergirls love men and hate violence, they would try to make peace.

>>14335519
Normally? Like how I do now?

>>14335519
Play vydia and fuck. Maybe go into the wilderness and hunt. What did you expect?

>>14335519
>living a happy life as an incubus.
But that's not a happy life at all.

>>14335520
I want to sleep on a cow.

>>14335509
Harming the D is antithetical to monstergirl nature though. That's why I want to see what happens; will her cat instincts win, or her semen demon instincts?

>>14335520
Yes.

>>14335519
Second >>14335525

>>14335520
Yes.

>>14335514
Well, I see what you mean, but you don't need to implement it exactly like that, as with most things in MGE, you can take liberties implementation and effects as well as the nuances and stuff. Even if you have to go against the canon of MGE to do that, whatever, you're doing that anyway by not including Demonic energy at all, so, just do what you want, basically, is what I'm saying.

>>14335527
Fine. Living as a happily married human with greater than normal sexual stamina and a strangely long life-expectancy.

Or you could just continue being a faggot.

>>14335519
Live a quiet life of work and study with my waifu.

>>14335528
I want to fuck the cow's mouth.

>>14335520
Yes please.

>>14335535
Being an Incubi is shit though, it's almost as bad as being a nigger.

>>14335535
>replying

>>14335544
I'm bored.

>>14335534
I don't follow. Why wouldn't there be any form of government? There obviously has to be a system of organized trade, a militia to protect it's interests, and even a basic legislative body.

Which monstergirl would help soothe my wicked razor burn?

>>14335557
slime

I'm calling it an early one tonight but I just wanted to wish you all a good evening and remind you not to burn down the thread.

I mean, the undine junior firefighter brigade would love the practice but it's not good to keep setting everything ablaze.

>>14335560
I was thinking something soft and fluffy.

>>14335557
Which monstergirl would help soothe my broken heart and will to live

>>14335344
I honestly feel like this is what the setting is intended to be read as; sexual chuuni fuel.

>>14335564
Fuck you good night faggot.

What monster girl would be good for the very hostile anons?

>>14335569
I love you too Anon.
No alp.

>>14335570
Yeti for healing hugs. Minflayer for intimate therapy. Amazons to teach them to be happy of their place in life.

>>14335570
Kobold or Holsts.

>>14335567
Your mom as a yeti

>>14335570
None of them, they deserve no love.

>>14335570
>an Oni will never let you relieve your stress on her impenetrable abs before pulling you into a hug

>>14335494
>I was just brainstorming ways in which they could attract men to their territories

You mean sexy nymphomaniacs aren't enough of an incentive?

>>14335557
>>14335570
The answer to every question is always, always, Kikimora.

>>14335574
>Amazons to teach them to be happy of their place in life.
That will just make everything worse anon.

You fucking faggot.

>>14335570
Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion

>>14335583
I don't think many regular people wold even like monstergirls, the popularity of EMG notwithstanding.

>>14335555
Why would there be? Human governments developed in response to environmental pressures and stayed because they've dealt really well with a lot of issues overtime. Monster girls as a whole have a dynamic that works in a way that is almost inherently detrimental to society in general as a construct, why would one even continue to exist in a monster girl dominated world?

>>14335587
Speaking of which, I always wanted a 3-way with the Eredar twins from Sunwell.

>>14335581
I want to hold an Oni down and slap her muscular ass.

I would like to begin with a quote from Terry Pratchett's Sourcery. Ahem.
>The stranger threw back her hood and shook out her long hair. It was almost pure white. Since her skin was tanned golden the general effect was calculated to hit the male libido like a lead pipe.
Discuss.

>>14335585
You don't get it. She'll take home a typical hyper aggressive douchebag and give him cuddles and tender snusnu and teach him how to be kind and gentle until he's become a good father and greets his wife home with smile every day.

>>14335589
I think you underestimate the great deal of time, money, and energy that (normal) men put into attracting women.

To know they could just be handed a dedicated and loving partner built like a super model, on a silver platter, along with all the other perks of incubization from MG exposure (longevity, perma-fitness, etc)... well, I think the answer speaks for itself.

>>14335602
Terry Pratchett had good taste.

>>14335555
>I don't follow. Why wouldn't there be any form of government? There obviously has to be a system of organized trade, a militia to protect it's interests, and even a basic legislative body.

I'm the guy he replied to, and that's because those things exist because of a collective societal need that just doesn't exist for a mamano mana based system.

Trade is largely unnecessary because food is largely unnecessary. You don't need a system to distribute anything more effectively than independent caravans could. Trading guilds would fill the gaps just as they did in the old days.

Basic legislative body is unnecessary because monsters in MGE only respect the Demon Lord as any kind of authority. It's every girl for herself unless La Jefa tells them to do something.

Official militia is unnecessary because monsters are so OP. They'd just drum up a peasant militia force feudal style if there was trouble. But the DL has a standing army anyway because there are monsters who do love to fight and those that see it as the easiest way to find a husband.

So no real society. Society exists because there are things we can do together to make our lives better that we can't do alone. Monsters are so independent of that, they really have no need of it.

>>14335604
But what if that's not his kind of thing? Then he's just going to drug the Amazon and run away.

Then that Amazon is going to wake up sad, you don't want that do you?

>>14335606
I have a friend who's immediate reaction to EMG was to loudly and continually shout "Genocide".

>>14335607
>had
A man is not dead while his name is still spoken.

>>14335570
What Monster Girl would be best for Tough Love?

>>14335574
Has pretty solid ideas.

>>14335604
>greets his wife home
And you were doing so well.

>>14335617
He, like Steve Irwin, is someone I will always believe was taken too soon.

Y'know, in this overly serious discussion of Monster Girls as a society, I'd bring up the idea of social interaction...but I know that'd just get ignored as "Something MGs don't need; they just need the D." or some shit.

That, and really, I doubt most here care about social interaction anyway.

I want a monstergirl to jump out and me and announce herself in grand fashion, only to get super depressed when I give her cat face.

>>14335606
Then there's the religious groups that would treat them as abominations, feminists not wanting to have competition, people in general finding them to be weird or outright disgusting , especially for monsters like Alices or the rapetrains.

Then there's people like in >>14335611
who would be human supremacists.

>>14335628
You're damn right I'd be a human supremacist.

>>14335628
I meant to quote >>14335616

>>14335625
I mean, governments don't really have much to do with whether or not you and your MG waifu talk to the neighbors with any frequency though?

>>14335625
You're implying you need a society to do something like that. You can get tons of strangers together to have a party or a festival without any proper officiating.

But it would likely be organized through the church as that has always been a classic vehicle for that and we know there are all sorts of adherents of the Church of the Fallen God and Sabbath and such in MGE that would serve the same purpose for monsters.

>>14335595
>inherently detrimental to society
You are obviously one of the anons that take everything in MGE word for word at face value.

Even ignoring this, trade alone necessitates a limited form of government. Else-wise, no food, shelter, or clothes. It could feasibly be limited on a communal scale, but it would exist.

>>14335633
>>14335635
I think we might not be on the same page as to the definition of "Society".

>>14335625
How do you imagine how women in society interact with each other? It's probably more or less just like that with the occasional
>HEY BETH YOU MARRIED YET

Remember the retreat plan!

Holy shit this got boring. See what happens when you think? I'm joining deruella and turning you all into fuck happy incubi who'll never discuss this dumb shit again.

>>14335640
Right, I run into the open arms of the girls while you all run away.

So brown girls with white hair?

>>14335640
For some reason, I thought there was a girl with doll joints in this pic.

>>14335640
I'm taking those dog girls.

>>14335643
I just want to teach Deruella the joy of cuddlefucking.

>>14335645
I see blonde.

>>14335640
Batgirl is sleeping on the job!

>>14335645
I agree wholeheartedly.

>>14335640
So are the meidos raiding the place or is it like Nazarick?

>>14335645
That's blonde your maroon.

>>14335650
>>14335655
Well excuuuuse me, princess!

>>14335637
Look man, primitive ones had civilian government, religion, and military all rolled into one. MGE Monsters have anarchy in the form of no local government, no tax system, etc. That's what people are talking about.

If your asking about culture and socializing, then yeah they'd have some of that stuff. They would be missing critical parts of a human society though. But it would still be a society of a sort. Kind of goes back to that comment on them being so alien to our ways of doing things.

>>14335654
Based upon the Dullahan chasing the guy trying to run out with a bag of gold, I'mma go with the latter.

>>14335659
You're not welcome here.

>>14335649
I just want to teach Deruella the joy of Chess.

>>14335640
That is a nice spider girl.

>>14335643
Deruella plz. Go back to hugging your daki of Sir Neversmite

>>14335662
That means that dumb wolfu fell for her own trap!

>>14335665
What about the joy of chess pie?

>>14335668
>Sir Neversmite
>Not Pally the Paladin

Get better taste in imaginary holy warriors!

>>14335669
Serves her right for having black lingerie, all meidos should wear white.

>>14335668
Anon, please
Deruella has a Roland daki

>>14335660
Yeah, it really feels like you're stretching the definition of "Society" for your purposes.

I suppose you could argue "Basic Society" versus "Advanced Society", but a community of people joined together is still a society, however basic.

>>14335609
I can agree with all your points with the exception of the legislative body.

Regardless of who they ultimately defer to, society ceases to function without a body to manage day to day tasks. If the whole "24/7 orgy pit is your thing, by all means, otherwise roads, homes, institutions still need to be built and maintained. Someone has to be in charge of city planning. Unless you don't agree with MGs having any semblance of free will, there will be need for law enforcement beyond simply the victor killing the loser.

You mention guilds. Guilds in the old day were often just as powerful if not more powerful than the legitimate government. Look at the British trade companies in their day. Their very existence means a basic form of government as they manage their interests.

>>14335674
>>14335676
>>14335668

>Implying she doesn't have all three
It's a veritable Paladin Pit

>>14335669
I just realised how the collars are worn on the wolf girls.

>>14335640
I wonder what he's thinking

>>14335683
The correct term is 'order' Anon.
A group of paladins is an order.

>>14335611
She'll heal his heart from tsundere to deredere
>Fuck you, you musclebound cunt, I'll kill you! Get away!
.>Don't ruffle my hair! I hate it!
>Fine, I guess you're alright at sex, but you're only good for your pussy, whore
>Learn how to cook? Why? Can't you do it? Huh. I guess it is part of being an adult. I'll try it, but only for myself.
>You think I'm improving at cooking? Well thanks, nobody has ever said anything like that to me before.
>Stop touching me! C-Cute!? I'm not cute, f-fuck you!
>Man, you're really warm, and your muscles actually feel sorta nice. Eh, we can cuddle in bed for a few more minutes.
>You're pregnant! Oh fuck, I'm not raising a kid! I can't raise a kid! I would just be an awful father...
>That's my daughter? She's...adorable. No, I'm not crying, shut up!
>Hi Dear, the stew is almost done, and the kids are at a friend's house. Do you want to pass the time somehow?

>>14335686
>POWAH! UNLIMITED POWAAAAHHH!

>>14335686
>'fuck im dying'

>>14335688
Die.

>>14335660
>>14335679
The distinction here is communal government. They'd have no need for a large bureaucracy and could happily manage on a local scale.

Total anarchy cripples any form of society. It just doesn't work.

>>14335692
Sounds like you need a nice Amazon in your life.

I want to go around and take pictures of monster girls posting seductively and make calendars out of them.

>>14335686
>"The chest wasn't rigged he said, well be fine he said."
or
>"Dave if I get out of this I'm shoving that helmet of yours up your own ass! I'm a wizard, you know I can make it happen!"

>>14335683
All this is making me wonder what would happen if Deruella met a new chosen hero, kind of like what happened with The Demon Lord.
>Deruella's doing her thing corrupting another kingdom.
>Suddenly this boy scout with spirit energy practically radiating from his body shows up and pretty much slaps her minions down.
>They fight for a bit and she manages to knock off his helmet, but he manages to force her into retreat.
>After she gets home, she starts sewing something up.
>An hour later, she's cuddling the daki she made of the hero squealing "The hero's so cute!~"
>On that day she vows to make him hers.
It's kinda like that one H-Manga, I think it was called Brandish? Except without a Shota who turns into a buff guy near demons.

>>14335686
>Wait!
>Stop, if I have sex I lose my powers!
>Ah! Ahhhh!
>Oh.
>"Ahahaha, what a quickshot, I didn't even get your clothes off!"

>>14335688
All of my hate for you and everyone who shares your blood.

>>14335701
>you will never have a MG make a calendar just for you
>with her posing seductively every shot

>>14335686
>Snake cloaca stinks so bad!

>>14335686
>"Holy shit, she's not wearing any."

Making Monster Girls cry!

>>14335681
>otherwise roads, homes, institutions still need to be built and maintained. Someone has to be in charge of city planning. Unless you don't agree with MGs having any semblance of free will, there will be need for law enforcement beyond simply the victor killing the loser.

MG's don't require shelter and don't benefit from living close together so those things are largely unnecessary. It seems they just live in corrupted cities and villages out of habit instead of any actual need. See the monsters living in the ruins of Lescatie, no fucks given. And in MGE, the world guide says monsters naturally defer to whichever one is stronger. No basic bureaucracy to tax and fund the basic government services either.

>You mention guilds. Guilds in the old day were often just as powerful if not more powerful than the legitimate government. Look at the British trade companies in their day. Their very existence means a basic form of government as they manage their interests.

The main point about trading guilds is they don't even have to be monsters. They could be humans operating in monster territories for the sweet sweet money. They're a self-regulated body unaffiliated with the national government. Same thing with a church. We're talking about national and local government here.

>>14335713
WHO WOULD MAKE THAT.

>>14335681
That's not a government in any kind though. MGs wouldn't have any kind of formal institution of societal management, most societies throughout history didn't until the became large enough that resources became scarce and needed to be organized and cultivated more efficiently.

The idea that a legislative body is the most impotent element of a working large society is kind of ridiculous, as those basically didn't exist for the duration of human history under institutions of real government. If such a thing is absent even in the presence of government, how is it more necessary than any other?

>>14335688
I liked it

>>14335692
>>14335708
oh look it's you guys
ready to try and kill more MG's?

>>14335709
Would that last picture be her posing on your bed?

>>14335688
I'm going to punch you.

>>14335717
This basically. A chief or some such is much more common.

>>14335705
>brandish
I got a friend who shares the same name as the shota.
He hates the series with a passion on that fact alone.

>>14335722
of course
with her swollen belly
thanks to that night in Chicago

>>14335707
>Man, that is one big spider butt
>Wait...what are those things on the end?
>There's some kind of white residue on them...
>Oh nasty, are you supposed to dick that?
>...I wonder what it would feel like

>>14335719
Only in self defense.

>>14335719
>anyone who doesn't like what I like wants to kill MGs
Try harder. Your taste is shit is all.

>>14335124

I haven't really thought too much about MG culture actually. Except maybe it's a bit more toned down then how KC imagines it and some things some anons have said here. But since Kejourou's profile doesn't much details except for how their hair works I basically made up my own headcanon on their habits.

Like when a Kejourou hugs someone they always feel the need to wrap them up in their hair at least a little bit. If they just hug someone normally without using any of their hair to hug them then it just feels weird to them; like they're being insincere. Or something a bit more simple and obvious like admiring their hair, reaching out and touching it with or without asking them, etc, repeatedly will be seen as a form of flirting.

I have a bunch more things like that but you get the idea.

>>14335713
>Lonely MG spots a mother with her daughter
>Begins crying because she can't find a man

This is too sad

>>14335732
>a wizard's understanding of sex
How horrifying.

>>14335730
>Chicago
She's a filthy slut and that's not your kid.

>>14335688

>>14335727
Wasn't it one of those weird generic hero names?

>>14335740
what are you talking about? it was that night you two had that layover in Chicago and had to get a hotel until your flight the next day
what the fucks wrong with Chicago?
deep dish pizza a best

>>14335750
>what the fucks wrong with Chicago?
Too many niggers.

>>14335735
A bit of MG culture I really like came from Quicksilver's Kiki story. Kiki mothers/grandmothers give their daughter/granddaughterss dusters with their own feathers as family heirlooms. The way he did it was really fucking cute too.

>>14335726
The way I see it, most monster girls would live like Canadian colonial settlers did; basically alone, maybe a few neighbors in the space of a few miles, living off the land. This is far easier for monster girls as they are generally more self-sufficient.

>>14335750
Aren't there Maus Bikers in Chicago? The hoodlums!

>>14335688
Iggnore the faggots, this was sweet. Amazons are among the best Monster Girls.

>>14335756
Since they don't need food, they don't even have to live off the land. They could just stay in a cave or burrow all day. Brings a whole new meaning to Ushi Rape caves for sure.

>>14335760
Yeah if you're a bitchboy that likes dick.

>>14335688
What a loser

Wonder what sort of gimmicks business would have.

Humans drink free every wednesday night until close.

>>14335746
Nope, his name is theo
>brandish theo is a blue harid shota that gets raped by a succubus in front of his mother and at one point pegged.
>my Friend theo is a 6'' black guy to hates the fact that the only times his name is used is for this and a witch in Negima.

Story about Mindflayers hunting inexperienced wizards when?

>>14335766
I know. Tsunderes are shit.

>>14335768
>getting you shitfaced so they can take you home
Not falling for that.

>>14335769
Heh, Theo's actually the name I picked for the protag of a story I'm trying to write.

>>14335703
>I'm a wizard, you know I can make it happen!
that's why you don't piss of wizards kids

>>14335769
Don't forget that at the end he fucks and marries a succubus even after watching her get raped by her father, and loving every moment of it.

I want to bite into my tongue and drown in my own blood while a monster girl I don't like is raping me.

>>14335778
It's all just a big bluff, wizards all have glass jaws and can be easily distracted by bewbs.

>>14335717
>>14335726
Really? Do you think law just sprung out of the dirt? As far back as tribalism, we've had things you could do and things you couldn't. Law at it's simplest has existed for thousands of years.

>>14335714
Don't require shelter, huh? That's putting a pretty good stretch on things. Even if we believe that they'd have no desire for communal living, I can't imagine that humans would welcome living in caves.

Your points are only valid if we take the most negative view of MGs. That everything descends into an orgy and it all goes to shit. Both thread and KC cannon suggest that society will continue to function in a similar manner as it has. With the exception being Lescatie.

>>14335768
Rape free sections!

>>14335779
God damn, femdom fags are such kuckolds.

>>14335783
>law just sprung out of the dirt
Nah man, God gave Moses all the laws modern society is based on, Texans said so!

>>14335781
Seriously, I would love to see the look on her face once it sinks in that you hate her so much you'd throw yourself to death to escape her.

>>14335785
I feel like there's some ordinance against that.

>>14335787
I'd say you have a point if not for the fact that he was the dominant partner in the majority of their couplings.

So...