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>>14316078
I want to have an immoral loli gf.

>>14316078

;_;

>>14316078
Didn't know Fripp was into little girls

>tfw immortal loli wife and mistress

Would you agree to become another immortal loli so that you can stay with your immortal loli girlfriend forever?

Keep in mind that your girlfriend is secretly a lesbian who is really into bondage and will completely dominate you once she manipulates you into becoming as small and cute as her.

>>14316268
You act like she keeps that as a secret from me.

>>14316268
Wow, my dick literally cannot get harder.

>>14316268
Are there supposed to be any cons in that situation?

>>14316268
Sounds great, but what's the catch?

>>14316268
nah I want to be able to die one day

>wanting an immortal loli just so she won't ever grow up

"I am not a pedophile, I am a lolicon!" - Anonymous

>>14316268
I would become an immortal loli if I could even without a girlfriend and all those extras.

>>14316268
Yes want
Make me look like Yotsugi

>>14316334
Yeah that's the point.

>>14316327
Choose:

a. You learn that there is a secret high society of immortal loli couples and you are expected to join their loli orgy that happens every century.
b. Immortal lolihood is contagious and the entire world becomes lolis within six months of your transformation.
c. You emit loli pherıomones that make every loli who so much as looks at you want to rape you until you break. Your girlfriend is not immune to this.
d. You are cursed with the loli equivalent of Midas touch and any object you put your hands on immediately becomes a cute young girl.
e. Your body starts affecting your soul and your personality slowly changes from a typical /jp/ shut-in to a devoted loli maid who is completely subservient to her loli mistress.

>>14316408
All.

>>14316327
Choose:

a. You learn that there is a secret high society of immortal loli couples and you are expected to join their loli orgy that happens every century.
b. Immortal lolihood is contagious and the entire world becomes lolis within six months of your transformation.
c. You emit loli pheromones that make every loli who so much as looks at you want to rape you until you break. Your girlfriend is not immune to this.
d. You are cursed with the loli equivalent of Midas touch and any object you put your hands on immediately becomes a cute young girl.
e. Your body starts affecting your soul and your personality slowly changes from a typical /jp/ shut-in to a devoted loli maid who is completely subservient to her loli mistress.
f. All of the above.

>>14316416
I choose option f!

Sucks for you. I've had one for months now.

>>14316416
a. is basically already a thing, only instead of lolis it's Rothschilds.

>>14316430
>f includes d
>you pick up your food, it turns into a loli every time, you starve
>you play vidya w/ your loli gf, your controller becomes a loli
>you're riding bikes w/ your loli gang, you know what happens next...Owies for weeks, maybe a broken bone
Really didn't think that one through, did you?

>>14316416
f, we solve all of the world's problems in one fell swoop

>>14316443
>you starve

But you're immortal.

My wife will always be young and I'll grow old. But over the years people will forget about her and my presence will at least be tangible in the world.
It makes me very sad

>>14316454
And you'd rather suffer from that for eternity than be able to eat properly? That'd be even worse than simply dying from starvation.

RIP Dan Fogelberg.

>>14316443
>picking up food with your hands
>not having mistress feed you

>>14316416
a. is obviously the best. b could be good too but it's not as special and most people are assholes who don't deserve this, c sounds fun at first but I can't imagine it being good after the novelty wears off, companionship is worth more. D is fun until you realize you can't use a computer any more, and I don't need e. I'm already willing to become completely subservient to my loli mistress.

>tfw yes immortal mature gf

>>14316123
I want to become Beat Takeshi when I get old.

>>14316698
I'm glad Mokou is your waifu if she is, she deserves to be loved and comforted and cared for because of all the suffering she's had to endure alone. I hope you hug her tightly every day and tell her she doesn't have to be in pain any longer.

>>14316710
Now that I think about it Mokou seems a lot like Fortune. I bet Mokou has fallen in love with many, only for them to die alongside her, forcing her to live on with the pain of their loss.

>>14316416
a. would be great if you could continue to interact with the said lolis. After all, I'm looking for love, not sex.
b. Creates all sorts of problems unless you mean lolis in body only.
c. Sounds perfect.
d. Would create all sorts of accidents, too hard to manage.
e. Sounds pretty good too, but would you be satisfied being someone else?

Overall, I'd have to choose d.

>>14316078
It's called downs syndrome.

>>14319562
That's like the opposite actually.

>>14316078
The last panel looks ridiculous because the different styles for the face features clash so much.

>>14319626
Read the text.

>>14316078
>immortal loli

That doesn't make sense, even if they retain child-like bodies they will get wiser and wiser and eventually become adults trapped in a little girl's body. Adults are not lolis.

>>14327738
>even if they retain child-like bodies they will get wiser and wiser
Limited by the size and density of their brain. Child geniuses are essentially genetic freaks. Child body means less hormones, too.

>>14316416
I'm e already so obviously that.

>>14331560
It's not even size or else anything smaller than a medium dog would be retarded.
What sets base brain power is the amount of grooves, m8.

>>14333435
>anything smaller than a medium dog would be retarded
Are you seriously implying animals have the same intelligence as humans?

>>14316078
Ageless aeons, spent in splendor.