/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Winter girls

>>14309933
We were having a nice chat!

hellpuppies

Maids are olev.

Make sure they stay warm this season.

>>14309939
thats cute and i want some

>>14309932
Might revisit the idea at some point, when I have money again.

Finnish rape elves.

>>14309939
Man, for a waistline like that so soon after a litter of at least three she must be literally burning calories.

>>14309939
I love cute shit.

>>14309939
Cute. Adorable. Amazing.

I love it. The one barfing fire is pretty funny too. Though her left eye seems a bit off, just due to the single red stroke coming off of it, pointing downwards.

>>14309939
Imagine the group cuddles man.

>>14309945
So terrifying, yet so arousing.

>>14309939
Oh shit, that's cute.

>>14309928
Oh no! That magical weapon backfired! It only served to make the area around their pussies wet! Now those filthy elves are twice as likely to swarm your dick with their poison ivy crotches!

There's no way you'll stay a virgin for your future true love at this rate, they don't look as though they carry contraception either! It's way too early for you to be a father!

Oh no! How do escape this situation!?

>>14309939
D'aww

>>14309941
I will make sure they get extra hugs and head pats to help them keep warm, so they can be the best maids they can be.

>>14309944
If it's anything like:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=29782271
Then I'd love it. Then again, I think I'd love it regardless. I'm quite fond of that one Blackmyst picture with the trio in the oasis, after all.

Remember to get your maids into the holiday spirit.

>"Anon, quick! Before that Jabberloser comes here, put this on! I want her to think you're my pet boyfriend! Come on, please? I really want to show that stuck up dragon how I have a boyfriend and she doesn't! If you do, I'll let you do whatever you want to me in the closet after school. Put it on?"

>>14309955
>Oh no! How do escape this situation!?

Punch and kick until I'm safe I guess.

>>14309960
Yeah, the oasis picture by Blackmyst is pretty great.

This one that I tried contacting Butter-T about though would have one big difference though. Being SFW. Probably. Mostly.

>>14309964
Sure. Fine. Whatever

>>14309968
Oh that's embarrassing.

I did not mean to post that webm, oh is my face red now.

>>14309964
No. I'll go with the jabberwock.

>>14309973
Look at him
Look at him and laugh!

>>14309951
I want to be Sako's drinking partner and fuck-buddy.

>>14309969
Ah. Would it be cute instead?

>>14309939
Mini-cuddlers

>>14309961
It's November.

But then again, November IS essentially the filler month before December.

>>14309964
>"But what if I actually am your boyfriend?"

>>14309964
No you put it on and then I'll do whatever I want to you right here and now.

>>14309955
Harshly criticize their literally worse-than-Hitler tastes.

In all honesty, I'm not seeing too many options, since they seem to be beyond reason at this point.

KC please grant us a new girl tomorrow

>>14309994
Oh shit, I forgot tomorrow's Wednesday

>>14309961
Almost thought she had Mistletoe hanging by her head for a moment there.

>>14309988
And yet they've been pushing this crap on us since September...

>>14309978
No shut up, it didn't happen. However it would be handy to have armour like that to defend myself with.

Still, that webm was not posted and nothing bad happened.

>>14309933
I'm starting to wonder if we could have our own booru for the MGT? How's that idea?

>>14309994
Unlikely, he looks done with them for the rest of this year.

>>14309985
Cozy's more my intent.

>>14309970
>"Thanks Anon! But put some more cheer in it, it has to be believable!"

>>14309974
>"W-What?! You can't! She's mean, and stuck up, and fat, and stupid, and a bully! Don't be a moron Anon, put the damn collar on!"

>>14309991
>"That's the spirit! Now put the collar on, and hold me in a princess carry while I pose my legs in a sexy manner. Then this ass is gonna be yours all night long."

>>14309992
>"But if you do that she'll call me a beta loser! No, you put the collar on Anon!"

>>14309934
Oh this is new, and this is fucking cute!
Would cuddle in the bed or sit under a blanket by a fireplace

>>14309955
Still not sure why I'm struggling to escape rather than charging towards them with my mighty shota staff of truth at full mast.

>>14309998
Tokufag a yurifag.

>>14310005
Cosy works also. What kind of girls were you thinking of having besides anubis? Fluffy ones?

>>14310008
But then she might get all drippy and melt on you.

>>14309964
You're lucky you are cute. Let's do this.

>>14310007
She's a nice lovely Jabberwock, and you're all of those things.

>>14310012
Good thing I'm not him then.

I try and keep things separate unless the conversation is about Kaijin monster girls. That and Yuri is trash.

>>14310007
Cheer? Uh, sure. Honey? Is that cheery?
By the way, you put this collar on too tight

>>14309964
She's just going to make fun of you and say she can do better than an alp.

>>14310007
This bitch better put on the collar or else I'll tell that fat fuck of a dragon everything.

>>14309939
Oh dear, look at all those things.
Time to make more.

>>14310007
>"I don't think you understand what I'm saying here, I actually want to be your boyfriend."
>"I mean, yeah we can fuck all night tonight, but I do want to keep seeing you."

>>14310013
Not quite...
Anubis hugging you + Dragon Wing Cocoon Hug.

>>14310023
easy there anon, you'll ruin the chesire's reputation if you do that, or at least her pride. you wouldn't would you?

>>14310034
Oh. Oh man, that's good.

>>14310002
Not the worst thing I've ever heard.

>>14309913
>escape
I'm not gay, though.

>>14310037
Not him, but what reputation?

>>14309934
This looks like part of a dakimakura pattern...

>>14310029
>Eww...!
>I mean, it's not that I don't like you, you know, as a friend, but...

>>14310037
Oh you bet I do.

>>14310039

/jp/ has been kind of fast lately

>>14310046
>This breaks the anon.

>>14310011
Let's say an elf rides you raw for a bit and you cum, but she still continues the riding. Then you've got elf after elf waiting afterwards for their turn.

Effectively, your dick is so numb from the barrage that you can no longer get pleasure from the constant barrage of elf pussy. Not only that, but elf crotch carries a myriad of diseases since they're all natural nuts and refuse modern medicine.

>>14310046
Ouch
heh

>>14310046
>"I know you stole some of my clothes the other day."
>"You don't have to hide it."
>"Honestly you're one of the best friends I've ever had. Remember when we spiked the punch at prom with manticore venom? Or when we TP'd the class rep's house last Halloween?"
>"I want to keep doing things like that with you forever."
>"And even if you don't want to take it further I feel like I'd regret it forever if I didn't tell you about how I feel."
>"I want to be yours. I love you."

>>14310059
Anon please, I can only get so hard.

>>14310068
Holy shit he's going full confession mode.
Pass the popcorn

>>14310068
You are going to get shut down hard.

>>14310059
>elves
>diseases

>>14309941
>>14309961
I want to build snowmen with my Kikis!

>>14310068
Dis gon b gud.

>>14310068
If you've been rejected once, doing this will only make things harder for you.

>>14310046
>>14310068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTaEw6m3oRA

>>14310053
Would the cabin setting and fireplace have been included in the potential drawing?

I want tiny floating
Gazer daughters to take care of with my waifu.

>>14310068
Time to break out the rope.

>>14310076
>>14310078
>>14310084
>>14310086
>>14310088
Is it so bad that flustering monstergirls is my fetish?

I want to watch Gundam Unicorn and Megas XLR with a wurm

>>14310090
I want nothing to do with filthy Gazer scum.

>>14310093
No, that does sound pretty nice.

>>14310091
Look, at this point I'm posting to see what kind of reaction I get.

>>14310016
>"Awesome! Also, when that Jabberwock walks by, make sure you tell her about what a cool mistress I am and how skinny and cute my figure is out loud!"

>>14310017
>"I am not mean, I'm assertive! And I'm not stuck up either, I'm proud! And I'm not fat, I'm healthy! And I'm not stupid, or a bully! Shut up with your stupid accusations and put the collar on now! I can hear her claws snicker snackering right now, hurry!"

>>14310019
>"Close enough. The collar is tight because it symbolizes dominance. Though I'm sure if I start kissing your face and you start groping my ass, you'll barely even notice how tight it is. Like right now since she's coming. Touch the ass, do it now!"

>>14310021
>"Oh, you're an Alp. My apologies. I should've noticed. I need new glasses. Carry on schlicking then."

>>14310023
>"Y-You can't! That fat ass is a jerk, and so are you! Put on the collar on now before I make you! Jerk!"

>>14310029
>>14310068
>"A-Anon, you're starting to creep me out. I just need you to pretend and... You don't actually have feelings for me do-do you? We-Weirdo..."

>>14310096
>UNicorn
>Not the entirety of UC
Son-
>Mega XLR
You are forgiven

>>14310059
I don't think fluid druids keep diseases. They've got herbs and stuff, man. You'd think they'd realize I'd be more fertile after a little rest, but maybe so long as at least one of them cuddles afterward things will be k.

>>14310100
And this is the part where I kiss her on the forehead and tell her that of course I have feelings for her.
And then I kiss her just as the Jabberwock walks in.

>>14310090
So do gazers just naturally float? Do they come out of the womb floating?

>>14310093
It's more an issue of you responding that way in the situation presented makes you come off as a desperate and needy beta bound for a soul-crushing shut down

>>14310112
Learning to float is like learning to walk.
They'll do it upside down for a little bit until they learn how to do it right.

>>14310093
That's some patrician taste, but she sounds far less flustered than creeped out/put off. Credit to the guy for sticking to his guns even though it's probably not the best idea though.

>>14310089
Not sure. On the one hand, considered asking for the perspective to be on the inside of the wing-cocoon.

On the other hand, might be cozier to show the full setting; log cabin, fireplace, etc. with the dragon beginning to wrap the group in her wings.

Things to consider and plan out before the pic becomes a reality.

>>14310100
No! I'll be the Jaberwock's boytoy and that's it!

>>14310100
>Y-You can't!
Oh but I could, and I would. So unless she wants to be known as some loser that has to force an even bigger loser to be her boyfriend she's putting on the god damn collar and there will be no further objection!

>>14309997
>Almost thought she had Mistletoe hanging by her head for a moment there.
That gives me an idea
>Kiki maid tying mistletoes all over the place during the holidays
>One tied in her hair so that every time you look at her its right there
>One tied around the end of every broom and duster, she casually holds them above her head every time you walk by
>One tied on the end of her tail that just so happens to be the day she's wearing her miniskirt, no pantsu, and needs to clean everything by bending over

>>14310114
Did you miss the part where I said "And even if you don't want to take it further I feel like I'd regret it forever if I didn't tell you about how I feel." ?
It's more like just getting it out in the open.

>>14310097
Rude

AGGGH I WANT A HECKPUP TO LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF!!!

>demands upsies all the time and clings your back
>sits and plays beneath your desk while you work, acting like a little space heater
>angrily punches you in the thigh with her tiny fist when din-din isn't made early enough for her
>when it's bedtime but you haven't tucked her in yet, she'll sneak into whatever room your in and pout in the corner waiting for you to notice her and if you don't, she'll start stomping her feet until you take her to bed
>demands you serve her food only on cute little plastic animal plates
>demands you provide her one of those tiny travel-sized Tabasco bottles
>bites your heels if you ignore her for too long
>despite acting like a big shot at home, she never lets go of either your hand or your pant-leg when your out and about
>refuses to talk to adults and instead speaks through you by making you lean down to her level and speaking in your ear

AGGGGGGHHHH, TOO CUTE!!!

>>14310100
Listen, I don't do "pretend" for this relationship bullshit. I'm either your boyfriend or not.

At this point, I'm more likely to call out for a kind, strong Jabberwock to save me from this bitch of a Cheshire.

>>14310131
Gazers are shit monstergirls desu

>>14310132
That sounds like a little fucking brat that deserves to be beaten.

>>14310100
The collar is limiting circulation to the brain. If dominance means near death then I'm starting to think you read the wrong definition
And the last time I even brushed my hand on your ass you slapped me
But fine. Whatever

>>14310101
Hey, the others can come later.
Or before if I wanted her to care about canon and not a five minute Anon summary

>>14310134
Desu?

>>14310141
He said something that got wordfiltered

>>14310128
>One tied on the end of her tail that just so happens to be the day she's wearing her miniskirt, no pantsu, and needs to clean everything by bending over
Kiki a lewd.

>>14310132
She needs to learn some manners.

Modern era, or fantasy feudal japan?

>>14310132
Lots of demanding going on there for a pup. Sounds like someone needs a series of time-outs.

Doubt her mother would let me do it though. Wait, I think I just discovered why hellhounds are untameable: it's all shit parenting.

I'm gonna worm my way into a wurm's bed, if you know what I mean.

>>14310143
God these word filters are retarded, what was the original word?

>>14310149
Modern.

>>14310120
That sounds dangerous. I don't want all the blood rushing to their heads. Maybe they should wear ballasts on their feet to keep them upright.

>>14310124
How would the perspective work if it's inside the wing cocoon? Just a really close forward perspective, angling up slightly to show anubis, anon and the dragon's faces?

>>14310141
New word filters are fun senpai.

>>14310100
She's going to be kissed as Jabberwock walks through the door.

>>14310147
>>14310136
>expecting a hellhound pup to be anything except for a literal demon child
>>14310154
The word filters are fantastic in all honesty, family.

>>14309994
KC probably won't be doing any more girls until after winter comiket, he's in crunch time right now to finish his cheshire doujin and sabbath world guide, but he'll be back to his once-a-week or even twice a week MG profiles in preperation for summer comiket, when he hopes to release MGE II

>>14310136
Aching for another vacation, are we?

>>14310149
Modern.

>>14310154
f a m
c u c k
t b h

>>14310156
Yeah, that could be one option. Definitely still planning it out.

>>14310149
>fantasy feudal japan
No
Not ever
Personal preference of course, but seriously.

>>14310163
s m h

>>14310163
>Three most cancerous words currently on 4chan

Thank god.

>>14310156
>MG children
>Not only do you have to baby proof (and fireproof/cutproof/shock/proof...) your house, you also need to childproof your children
Das some work, raising the more interesting ones would be hard.

>>14310163
Wait desu senpai baka kek triggered mootwo that badly? That's kind of sad.

>>14310152
You're going to break-dance for her to get her in the mood?

>>14310132
>sits and plays beneath your desk while you work, acting like a little space heater

this is 11/10 adorable

>>14310156
They'll be like little spacemen. Imagine all the cute halloween costumes.
Spacesuits with tiny helmets for each of the eyes.

>>14310176
Welp, now it needs to be drawn.
I can trust you with this, right, Gazer Anon?

>>14310149
Late 1800s Japan.
I want to be an American adviser to some clan and lead them to victory by giving them gatling cannons.

>>14310173
We're better off this way

>>14310174
Worked great for Ayumu.

Man, the thought of impregnating Miia and making her a mother makes me really really hard

>>14310179
I'm saving up for the daki design, and I don't know if anybody will do this one for free, so I don't know.

>>14310186

we need more art of pregnant monster girls.

>>14310186
Beta kek.

>>14310173
To be fair, the only reason those words are used is for shitposting

By what criteria would a Kiki choose a new master for the household when no relatives of the former remained?

>>14310193
she just sniffs out a kind-hearted loser who has the potential to be a great man

>>14310187
I'll trust you with it anyway. Even if it takes 10 years.

>>14310186
Why not impregnate her and her mother?

>>14310186
I'm trying to decide if I like this take on big tits more or less than Okayado's. The weight is certainly nice, but they've lost a certain charm with that perkiness.

>>14310187
have you decided on an artist for the daki yet?

>>14310195
And one who can fuck her illegitimate daughteru.

>>14310196
I still want to see the scientist Gazer idea drawn too.
I need a better job.
>>14310199
No and I'm really unsure how to go about choosing an artist.

>>14309939
Oh damn this is cute, but just three kids? I want more.

>>14310197
Because her mom is shit.

>>14310201
God that story was terrible.

Your monster waifu can do a spot on vocal impersonation of a single famous person, and sometimes does it while having sex with you.

Name the famous person.

>>14310210
Look around. Artists all over the place on deviantArt, Pixiv, Hentai-Foundry, tumblr, and plenty of them take commissions.

Of course, there's so much shit to sort through, so you might want to search out things on sites like gelbooru or danbooru first. Find artists you like, check out their works, confirm a style you like for whatever it is you want, then trace it back to their preferred blog to contact them.

>>14310219
I'd rather Mamma Miia than Miia. At least the mother is hot.
>>14310223
Tony Jay.

>>14310222
Says you

>>14310223
Tommy Wiseau

>>14310223
John Madden

>>14310230
And at least she's also honest about what slut she is.

That moment of her calling Cerea's mom a hypocrite was fantastic.

>>14310223
Gilbert Gottfried.

>>14310223

bob ross

>>14310222
No, sub minotaurs are terrible.

>>14310223
Gilbert Godfrey while cumming.

>>14310223
Gilbert Godfried.

Good thing my waifu isn't a cheshire, I get the feeling she'd never EVER stop if she were. Also, you just read this post in his voice.

>>14310230
>>14310232
>>14310237
>>14310243
>>14310244
>everyone named a man
Alps, Alps everywhere!

>>14310223
...Fumiko Orikasa.

Alternatively, George Takei.

>>14310247
He's learning, Anon. You're going to have to be more subtle than that.

>>14310243
That would be quite frightening to hear my lover suddenly do a Gilbert Gottfried impression, and even worse imagining it.

>>14310254
Ohh my!

>>14310243
>>14310248
>>14310252
I get the sense many people here have seen that "50 Shades of Grey" video.

>>14310226
I might get a simple sketch from a couple choice artists and decide from there.
My problem is that there's simply so many artists to choose from.

>>14310261
Actually I haven't. I could use a good laugh though.

>>14310219
She's pretty hot though.
Just gotta pound into her till she and her daughter have heart pupils and the only dick they crave is yours

>>14310243
>>14310248
>>14310252
I wonder if there's a video anywhere on the interwebs of him reading a porn script. I feel like there should be.

>>14310223
Sam Witwer is a pretty good VA from what I've heard so far of him.

>>14310272
>>14310268
Here, take this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

>>14310268
>>14310272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

>>14310257
Not really, the faggot keeps making the same mistakes. At least it seems the janitor is keeping an eye on him.

>>14310226
>>14310262
There's also this listing:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JAVvtReFFpcphExwLpdBKKKe3J2dxI6OxYn3bLq430g/edit?usp=sharing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n4f-VDjOBE

I want to see a Leanan Sidhe paint a happy little tree.

Your monster girl waifu presents herself to you, but she has a voice that evokes the likeness of a large, muscular Scottish man.
She would be very vocal during sex.
Do you still go for it?

AYE, FOOK ME, FOOK ME HADAH

>>14310276
>>14310278
My cheeks hurt now.

>>14310286
Yes.

>>14310276
>>14310272
>>14310223
>There will never be art of Papi doing a Gilbert Gottfried impression.
>Conflicted feelings.

>>14310286
GET! IN! MY! CUNNY!

Fear boner? Fear boner.

>>14310292
She'd need Llago colors first. Or, uh, generic parrot. Whatever.

>>14310286
I might try. That voice coming out of a petite little mouse might amuse me too much.

>>14310296
Llago?

>>14310286
"STICK IT IN YA GIT, POUND MY CUNT SILLY"
I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

>>14310223
Harpo Marx

>>14310111
>"Mmm! Mmm... Mmmmuah! Th-Thanks Anon. Di-Did you see the look on her stupid bitch face? Th-thanks again for that Anon... So... What next on your plan?"

>>14310126
>"Fine! Enjoy being a stupid fat Jabberwock's boytoy! I hope you like being bossed around by pudgy haughty bitchy girls! Stupid! Idiot! Enjoy your hell!"

>>14310127
>"F-Fine then! I'll make you! Hold still now, don't make me push you on the ground and force it on even harder!"

>>14310133
>"F-Fine! You're my boyfriend! But for the record she isn't a strong kind Jabberwock, she's a stupid mean fatty! And I'm not a bitch, apologize now! Kiss my feet-paws when she comes!"

>>14310139
>"Some people get off on asphyxiation, it's fine. Try to get hard from it. And now you are permitted to touch the fine kitty rump. And don't say whatever, it sounds like you're bored. Say something more happy and exciting."

>>14310298
Iago, I messed up the spelling. Surely you've heard of him.

>>14310315
I know who Iago is. The extra "L" at the beginning was just plain weird though.

>>14310308
>F-Fine then! I'll make you!
Literally nothing is stopping me from telling that Wock everything. Looks like that dumb cat is going to have to live out the rest of her life as a laughing stock.

Serves her right.

The roleplaying in this thread makes me want to vomit

Can you just fuck off to /d/ or /a/ or /gaia/ already please

>>14310308
I will enjoy it! I'll kiss her in front of you and be the best boytoy ever! I'll laugh when you never find a boy that loves you!

>>14310322
Yeah, I went full /Mex/ there, I don't know what happened.

>>14310324
Nah, we like here.

>>14310308
Happy. Exciting. Got it

>>14310296
>>14310298
Iago
capital i
as in, from Aladdin.
>>14310304
I see what you did there

>>14310324
We're here forever.

>>14310308
>"Maybe get some pizza, cuddle up and watch a movie, fuck the rest of the night away."
>"Or we could spike the punch at the local Sabbath party with Holst Milk and then go home and fuck the rest of the night away."

I feel like a Cheshire would enjoy dating someone who enjoys pranks.

>>14310343
A cheshire would hate me. I can't take a joke.

>>14310343
I think anyone that can figure out how to spike punch with enough milk to do anything without it being noticed deserves a good lay.

>>14310352
Mega Holst milk anon, that stuff is super concentrated.

>>14310349
Hey, you could always be her Tsukkomi.

I want to be the prize in a soldier beetle tournament.

>>14310308
This Cheshire is gunning for a surprise rimjob.

>>14310363
Are you ready for a big, tough, scarred veteran to crunch up the steps towards you, her carapace chipped and a few shallow cuts bleeding green, only to hoist you up before everyone and rub her cheek against yours with a stoic expression on her face?

Winter is coming, and so am I. I want to fuck a fox.

>>14310363
Underrated girls, truly.

>>14310389
We got any stories of them besides Alp's nothing happens bugfight shit?

Gentlemen, I've been watching ASMR videos and it's made me realize how much I hate squeaky voices and how much I have a mighty hankering for voice actresses with a deeper timbre to them like Hiromi Hirata. Anybody know where to find some like that? Or more importantly, which MG would have a voice like that?
>Imagine an Oni with that voice, hnnnn

>>14310394
not to my knowledge.

>>14310398
Please no, I can't get sucked back into that world.
>>14310400
For what purpose?

>>14310381
>hoist you up before everyone and rub her cheek against yours with a stoic expression on her face?
Oh god, I want this.
>>14310394
Most there is is pic-related.

>>14310404
>Sucked back into a world of head tingles and pleasantly deep, womanly voices.
We have such sights to show you. Also as staunch kuudere lover, beetle is pretty damn wonderful and if I ever finish this ogre story, I'll start one for them. Not like I won't have anything but time in Afghanistan

Maussniffers are horrible people.

>>14310411
I'm still surprised that no one picked up on the golden dragon/faker thing.

>>14310424
Dammit Alp, I'm trying to write. I finally have my muse working too. I can't laugh right now.

>>14310424
like you're any better you big dumb alp.

>>14310438
Well good for you, but I can't write so I'm taking you with me.
>>14310439
Well I am one of them.

>>14310449
Wait. Wait. Alp is the Maussniffer? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

>>14309939
She looks like shit. Though it's unsurprising with literal hell spawns

>>14310160
>doujin and sabbath
I think he said he can only do one of those thing until C and made a poll about it

>>14310454
Not "the" Maussniffer. Just one of the five.

>>14310002
You mean this http://mgbooru.net/?

>>14310469
Shit man, how many of our writefags are mausposters?

>>14310389
I want to see the slight happy expression a soldier beetle gets when its given fruit as a reward for guarding me.

>>14310476
Dunno.

>>14310381
That I kinda want art of.

>>14310163
fаm
сuсk

>>14310223
Grey DeLisle.

>>14310476
Not me
I am a poster of many things, but maus is not one of them.

>>14310222
GAAAYYY
It was awesome. Though he went overboard with BDSM gear

>>14310469
Two of five here.
Just wanted to say hello.

>>14310494
What story are we talking about? I'm getting curious.

>>14310223
Who voiced Tali in Mass Effect?
Because if my waifu could imitate that voice at any time I don't think my boner could take it.

>>14310476
Well there's Nyanon, Alp, and me as far as I know.

>>14310461
Youre retarded this looks amazing!

>>14310501
I'm here too.

>>14310501
>>14310523
It's a conspiracy I tell you!

>>14310500
Good taste anon. Very good indeed.

>>14310389
I so want more soldier beetle stuff.

>>14310537
Yeah, I want to write about them but that implies I can put anything out.

>>14310500
Fantastic taste.

>>14310537
Somebody post their profile and I'll consider it, I don't know their shtick.
If I do decide to write something for them it won't be for a day or two at least.

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead read the new issue of Wizarding Weekly, they've got a new issue out on thaumaturgy and it's applications around the home along with an article detailing how wounded paladin-chan's have been brought back into service through golamization.

Also, rampaging mushrooms and raging mushrooms, spotting the differences and how it can save your potions.

>>14310535
>>14310544
Just imagine if she cosplayed as Tali during sex too.
That skintight suit hugging her ass and hips, making them seem even more prominent.
Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.

>>14310553
>thaumaturgy
Ook?

i want a spider girl to spin me up in her web and tease me!

>>14310559
Yes.
The books will be back on time, no need to worry.

>>14310550
Good luck if you do a story

hey /jaypee/, what do you think of this? http://www.dmm.com/netgame/feature/monmusu.html

>>14310570
You are few months late senpai
Another shitty Mobage who cares desu

>>14310570
translation when?
Also, they finally made darling into a literal self-insert. Rip

>>14310499
http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

>>14310576
I really love the new word filters

>>14310576
so is it out then

>>14310579
>implying darling wasnt already a self-insert who's also better than you

>>14310589
Explain for those who don't follow EMG

>>14310584
>supporting censorship
>being this much of a сuсk
Good goy

So, /mgt/, what do you think of slimegirls? Are you ready for a story about a blue girl who lives in a blue world, ready to help you with your blues because of shitty human girls? Would you let her blue you?
Alright, enough of that.

http://pastebin.com/Z6pfBBFB
>you sit alone in the rain, bemoaning your shitty situation.
>what with one thing and another, for reasons outside of your control you are temporarily homeless.
>a woman across the street smiles at you and you aren't impolite enough to not smile back, which is fairly usual for people.
>her smile gets wider, which is fairly usual for people also.
>what's not fairly usual is the way she runs across the street through traffic to stop in front of you

Blogposting in spoilers below.
Sorry this took so long to get done. Laziness on my behalf.
This story holds the dubious honor of being my wordiest so far, and writing for a girl that I don't usually do. It also holds the interesting distinction of being set in an actual place rather than generic 'monstergirl city' since I've been worldbuilding for some stupid reason. Anyway, I've blabbered enough. Enjoy your twelve pages of smut.

>>14310600
hey you can't post that, that's supposed to be filtered, that's rule breaking you know

daughterus

>>14310611
СUСK

>>14310627
Echidna daughterus.

>>14310602
SLIMES

>>14310602
Pretty good although a bit too "heavy" for my taste or maybe it's just the dense formatting

I liked that you made use of Nureonago's traits instead of simply writing a generic slime

Screw that human ex-gf

>>14310628
seriously, stop. those words are filtered for a reason. you wanna get banned boy? then fucking stop posting that garbage.

meow

>>14310690
Poor alps, having mindflayers making them think they're actually catgirls.

I just hope the alp forgives me if I make her drink milk from a saucer.

>>14310690
Get back in the shed, we have company over

>>14310690
Maybe.

>>14310690
No! You don't understand!

>>14310697
What would happen if an alp was after a mindflayer's man and mindflayer-chan decided to 'fix' the alp by making it think it's a heterosexual male?

Here's a question.

Reverse Trap Monster Delivery Girls who always get your mail because they just want to see you.
Yes/No?

>>14310602
suina a qt

>>14310711
>Alp that likes girls and feels troubled by its cravings for cocks and semen

Sounds like the Mindflayer just artificially regressed that Alp back into Stage 2.

>>14310716
More information needed.
Species?

>>14310747
It's not like I'm probing for a story anon.

Just...fill in the blank.

>>14310665
Hah, yeah, I know I tend to write in dense paragraphs. It's a habit i'm trying to break.
I was worried that people were going to jump on me for the implied NTR. Well, there's always a chance for some flipouts over it if I decide to repost it next thread when the thread is less dead for more criticism.

>>14310716
>qt reverse trap werewolf that chases off the mailman and brings it to you herself
I'm game.

>>14310752
My imagination is on vacation.

>Harem-esqe setting design
>Flat chest
>Wide hips
>Thick thighs
>Heart-pupils
This is pretty nice.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ArbuzBudesh/383415/Udara

>>14310761
Cute choice anon.

>>14310768
Fine then. How about a Reverse Trap...Kakuen?

>>14310774
I don't like monkeys but you saying that made me think of reverse trap Kraken. It makes no sense but I'm going with it.

Yes, give me my reverse trap Kraken, please.

>>14310783
Weirdly enough I was going to say Scylla at first, but didn't.

>>14310690
That's not very seductive. You gotta say it in moon.

>>14310853
ニャー

>Bobtailed Werecat military commander
>With a conspicuously large butt

>>14310876
I could keep my dick toasty in that.

>>14310876
That's no cat.

>>14310876
I want the one with the fluffy tail!

>>14310955
Chirei is a cute

>>14310959
All space cats are cute.

>>14310963
Yeah, Aisha is pretty cute. There aren't THAT many space cats though, are there?

>>14310949

Of course she is. Looks like a bobcat to me.

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000wev.FVcUbeA/fit=1000x750/JMG1427-bobcat-lynx-rufus.jpg

I liked them better as saiyans.

>>14310999

Aisha
Those girls from Asobi no Iku Yo
Pericci from Star Ocean
Roomi from Galaxy Fight

It's reasonably common. Not even sure why.

>>14311000
>Those hips
>Those thighs
>Those legs
holy shit

>>14310963

But which ones the cutiest?

>>14311021
Aisha Clan-Clan

>Monstergirl moves into predominately human city
>Slowly realizes that, by human standards, she pretty much as superpowers
>Becomes masked crimefighter

>>14311051
>Another monstergirl moves in
>Figures out the monster superhero's secret identity fairly easily because of the limited amount of monstergirls in the area
>Thinks she's a tightass
>Becomes masked supervillain with the sole intention of fucking with her

I think we've got something going here.

>>14311047
Aisha Clan-Clan is indeed best girl.

>>14311051
It's all well and good when she's at the start of her arc, arresting regular humans and aiding them in mundane situations.
But what about when the monstergirl villian appears?
That's when the hero realises that they need to look within themself to try and find what she needs to become a true hero, rather than just a girl with a mask and some neat tricks.

Also, I'm not a fan of horsepussy, but holy damn, Cerea is perfect.

Checked KC's twitter to see he's not powering up for the 3rd week in a row and that he retweeted cu-sith porn.

How disappointing.

>>14311080
>he retweeted porn.
Really? What kind?

>>14311083
He retweeted it two days ago. One picture is of the cu-sith in a red dress holding a bouquet of flowers, and the other one is a top down view of her after what appears to be a missionary creampie.

>>14311077

>>14311051
This. I like this.

>>14311085
>>14311083
>>14311080
Remember that time he posted that deviantart account that drew a trollface Lilim?

>>14311083
https://twitter.com/paundo2/status/661137593052983296

>>14311085
>He retweeted it two days ago. One picture is of the in a red dress holding a bouquet of flowers, and the other one is a top down view of her after what appears to be a missionary creampie.
Well that sounds interesting but I was hoping you could tell me which monster girl it was. That's okay though. Fan art isn't always worth looking at.

>>14311093
Someone should send him the improved Cu Sith.

>>14311093
You seem to have posted a broken link there, friend! How embarrassing!

>>14310602
YES. I love you, in a totally appropriate way of course.

Seriously though, a great story for the best slime, who was in dire need of stories. Worth the wait.

>>14310690
Pet them. Tenderly.

>>14311105
But that's just an elf. She is neither fire nor death.

>>14311105
>Those lines
She's a skanky angel not a glorious dragon.

Honestly I'm offended.

>>14311105
Is that alp smaug or some character I'm not aware of?

Its dangerous to go alone!
Take this!

>>14311112
Its .less' Haohi. An image he did a while back.

>>14311113
Free doggie diagram?

>>14311051
>>14311071

>She soon attracts her own rogue's gallery of villainous monstergirls

>Archenemy is a Succubus with the powers of flight, hypnosis, and other crazy magic shenanigans.
>Cheshire becomes an irreverent troublemaker who commits crimes like stealing every single toothbrush in the city and dropping thousands of pillows on top of people working in an anvil factory
>Slime girl uses paint to make herself look human and becomes The Incredible Plastic Gal

>>14311114
I still prefer alp Akai over the slutty angel.

>>14311120
Akai a cute.

Pure maiden with brown skin > bitchy angel who appeals to footfags.

>>14311133
Indeed.

>>14311021
You posted her.

>>14310223
Famke Jassen

>>14310602
Very nice. Always good to see someone brave enough to go with traditional prose while still having the know-how to do it presentably. Keep it up.
>>14310759
There's nothing wrong with dense paragraphs as long as you're following a flow. Think of paragraphs as a way of helping the reader visualize moments in time. That's why some paragraphs could be as short as a couple of sentences (perhaps to put emphasis on an important yet easily describable event) while others could be a page long (an elaborate descriptions of a character's thoughts). All in all though, it's up to what feels readable to you. Some have more patience with reading than others, though.

>>14311133
This.
Rule 63'd Akai a cute.

>"Ever do it with a lady who can fit in a suitcase?"

>After 10,000 years Space Cat Pussy Kingdom finally decides to take over Earth!
>Horse Pussy, Bird Pussy, Snake Pussy, Dragon Pussy, Dog Pussy, and Human Pussy Kingdom's all fall immediately
>Cat Pussy Kingdom is left alone (obviously)
>Spess Catgirls roam the streets raping and claiming thousands upon thousands of single men
>They ravish them for a week straight then abscond with the ones they like back into space
>A signed letter is left on all the leader of each kingdom's desks
>"Sorry but every 10,000 years the planets align and cause the entire Space Cat Kingdom to enter estrus, please understand!"
>All the Earth Kingdom's pick up the pieces are return back to the status quo
>Though some of them eye Human Pussy Kingdom as a potential source of men should they need them

>>14311197
Shortstacks are my fucking jam

>>14311217
>tfw no Jubjub stories
Why even live, anon?

>>14311207
Space Cat Pussy Kindgom is overpowered there is no justice in this universe

And while all this was happening, Fish Pussy Kindgom and Insect Pussy Kingdom were having fun weren't they?

>>14311197
No but I want to.

Hobgoblins can never get enough love.

>>14311220
Because Fallout 4 comes out soon.

>>14311224
I've never actually played a fallout game. Never had the desire.

>>14311234
Can't fault you for that, it's not everyone's cup of tea. I'm looking forward to it though.

Early morning threads are really nice

>>14311245
purge the monoeyes reeeeee

>>14310602

I liked it. Well done.

>>14311251
They'll just come back from the dead anon, you cant stop them

>>14311256
I like my monoeyes nice and alive. Dead monoeyes a shit.

>>14311267
You are a good person

>>14311269
Thanks anon, I try.

>>14311139
>>14311133
>>14311120

>>14311278
Adorable.

>>14311278
>flustered tail wagging
Cute!

>>14311278
Very cute indeed

I want to blackmail a freckled monoeye into sex!

>>14311256
Undead monoeyes need love too.

>>14311314
I dont have any monoeye with freckles, so have a bunny

>>14311321
Do you have any monoeyes with huge arses?

>>14311321
She deserves a good groping. Lewd monoeye.

>>14311325
I got some more rabbits

>>14311278
Of course you aren't, you're a man.

>>14311335
Thats debatable

>>14311314
>blackmailing monoeyes into sex

Does not compute. It's like trying to balckmail a Kobold into accepting headpats.

>>14311337
spooky

>All these filthy monoeyes

RACE

WAR

NOW

>>14311278
I don't know, looks pretty damn cute to me.

>>14311348
>filthy

>>14311348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGWpx8nMGX0
I HAVE A DREAM WHERE WE WILL ONE DAY LIVE IN A LAND WHERE A PERSON IS NOT JUDGED BY THE NUMBER OF THEIR EYES, BUT BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER! A LAND WHERE BOTH MONOEYE AND SPIDER-GIRL CAN LIVE FREE OF SENSELESS HATRED.

>>14311245
>>14311355
Love the dress on this well fed monoeye.

>>14311355
You heard me, FILTHY!

Absolutely disgusting! Makes an Oomukade smell like a fresh spring day by comparison!

>>14311348
Yes, impregnate all the monoeyes! Maybe we can breed their single-eyedness out of them.

>>14311363
But Oomukades smell nice.

>>14311360
Its just you that smells

>>14311371 was meant for >>14311363

monoeyes are stupid dumb.

>>14311373
I just noticed her butt looks a bit red. Has someone been spanking her?

>>14311341
It's a man, I won't fall for .less' treacherous words. He never fails to disappoint.

>>14311378
Wouldnt it be the ones who commission him are the ones who disappoint?

>>14311376
Probably, she deserves it.

>>14311379
No.

All this negativity and bullying...

Don't make me call Gazer-chan and have her turn you all into gentle Monoeyes lovers

>>14311385
Even Gazer-chan can't control me because I secretly love monoeyes!

>tfw 4chan range banned the place where I work last week so I can't shitpost there
Hold me anons.

>>14311395
ok

>>14311363
http://niceme.me

>>14311395
Gimme a hug, man.

>>14311402
As long as I don't start smelling like her for a week, she can have a short hug.

>>14311410
She can have a longer hug, and maybe even a headpat.

>>14309939
I want to spank that one on the right for being rude and burping on her mother's hip!

>>14311410
No more hugs, Will

>>14311402
What a lovely bug. I want one.

>>14311441
Will you keep her in a cage or a glass box like all bugs should be kept? You might have to tie her up or even gag her to keep her compliant though.

>>14311444
I'd keep her in a nice, comfy room, either well lit or properly shaded depending on her preferences. Some tying up and gagging might take place though.

>>14311364
Do you really want to suffer the phase of hybrid 1.5 eyed girls?

>>14311444
Is it safe to keep Oomukades with other bugs or do I need a new box?

>>14311444
>>14311451
How do you even tie up an Oomukade? I know we have a plausible way to tie up a Lamia or a Ryu or even a Wurm, but I'm not sure the same figure 8 rope harness thing would work for an Oomukade.

>>14311456
What kind of other bugs are we talking about here?

>>14311458
If you can tie up a Lamia then an Oomukade should be easier since their legs would serve as additional fix points to work with.

>>14311405
Don't you nice meme you son of a bitch!

>>14311444
What

>>14311467
I want to make a Mucus Toad go "reeeee" by cumming outside

Reminder to brush your Wendigo's cloak everyday so she won't be nervous about her looks

>>14311498
>cum outside of Mucus Toad
>suddenly youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk
>she won't stop until you properly creampie her