/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14298877
I want to smack that book out of her wings and then kiss her on the nose.

First for monoeye

>>14298871
Kids are shitty little parasites.

Give her the B

>>14298862
I like her alot along with the Ghandarva, Werebat, and any Undead girl.

Hell, a Jubjub and the living species I listed could benefit from becoming Undead.

Zipangu sounds like a nice place to live in

Jabberwocks are the ultimate Onee-sans.

>>14298881
Ah, you're one of those people. The kind who don't want kids and refuse to believe anyone else ever would.
I can respect not wanting kids, but people like you are the worst.

>>14298885
It really doesn't, it sounds like a crappy place filled with sluts with no personality.

Your MGE learned to suck it practising with her fatheru

Every time you meet her family he reminds you

>>14298884
>You'll never have a harem of Werebats who gangbang you at night and timidly cuddle you during the day.
Wow, I keep forgetting how great werebats are.

>>14298877

>>14298895

>>14298895
I will build a time machine and father his waifu out of PURE UNADULTERATED SPITE

>>14298898
>Forgetting how great werebats are
Shame on you.

>>14298895
>Your MGE learned to suck it practising with her fatheru
That's actually not as common within the setting as greentexts and smut have led you to believe.
This is coming from someone that likes incest.

>>14298895
That's why you don't marry a MGE monster girl, they're good for one night stands and that's it.

>>14298895
I'll just remind him that his waifu did the same.
ALL IS PAIN.

>>14298885
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zipangu#Native_Species

Sure does, a lot of the best girls come from there.

>>14298904
Not many people do things with them, and it's a real shame.
>You'll never push a Werebat's hair aside and stare into her eyes as she blushes and her sisters pounce you and tell you to pay attention to them too.

>>14298906
It's just a shitty headcanon he keeps trying to push. Ignore him.
Also don't engage him in discussion, he'll just cite the books over and over again even if you show him that one KC tweet.

That thread died quicker than I expected.

>>14298911
Except for Akaname, Jurougumo, Oomukade, and Ushi-Oni.

Other than that the girl designs are alright.

Reminder to not look at the bait

>>14298923
>doesn't like Jurougumo or Ushi-Oni
Mediocre taste.

>>14298923
But those last three are good.

>>14298916
>It's just a shitty headcanon he keeps trying to push
Do you even know what "headcanon" is?

>>14298923
>Oomukade
>Ushi-Oni
>Jurogumo
>Not good

>>14298895
Except that if she goes to the point of sucking his dick she will probably stay with him and won't go for another guy.

Nice try though.

>>14298923
Those are good.

>>14298927
I don't like spiders and I hate rapetrain monster girls.

>>14298931
Sorry anon, I just can't like them.

>>14298923
Those are all good though.

>>14298934
>I hate rapetrain monster girls.
Mediocre may have been a bit too high of a rating for your taste.

>>14298933
>Responds to bait.
>"Nice try though."

kek.

>>14298934
It doesn't matter if you like a rapetrain or not. All that matters is if the rapetrain likes you.

https://youtu.be/eUCi3DEEvlc

>spooky scenario where a depressed dude with no motivation in life trapped in a Silent Hill-esque location
>Completely out of Place fox spirit is his only friend in this grim reality
>Her nature is left up for debate
>She appears and disappears at seemingly random intervals, she's never seen interacting with any monsters
>"Teehee, maybe I'm the cause of all of this? Maybe I'm the one making you suffer? Maybe you're crazy and I'm just a figment of your imagination? ...Maybe I'm real and just want to be your friend."
>You reject her advances "No, you're right, I don't know, you're almost too good to be true. Odds are you're just some sort of cruel tick, maybe you're evil. I don't know."
>you just sigh, falling into a deeper depression, and lament your situation while she moodily pouts

>>14298937
Everyone has different taste anon, I hate rapetrain monster girls as much as I hate femdom and /ss/. They're just not for me.

Nothing wrong if you like any of those things, but I just can't and I hate that the monster girl fetish is filled with that crap.

>>14298910
Joke's on you, his waifu is his daughter and his daughter is his granddaughter.

>>14298947

>>14298942
I want to be nonconsensually cuddled by a ushi oni who ignores my pleas of 'I have a job to go to!' then cuddles me harder.

>>14298943
I forgot to say I only posted this because it was a dream I had. Based dream journal helping me remember and keep track.

>>14298961
Have fun when you get fired just because you wanted to cuddle with some woman.

>>14298965
If I got to go to work like I wanted, the cuddles wouldn't be nonconsensual then, wouldn't they?

>>14298930
It is when he tries to force it into other people's fantasies.
I got in an argument with that guy for like an hour after he kept trying to say I had no choice but to dick my daughteru, something I very much do not want to do.

>>14298943
What would happen if I were to resign myself to living in the nightmare world and just never leave the room she's appeared in?

Moo

>>14298961
I wouldn't need to plea since I don't have a job.
>>14298965
That's okay, you could always live in her cave and eat animals cooked over fire.

>>14298981
I want to cuddle with a Holstaur and Minotaur.

Nyaa ~

>>14298993
You fucked up~

>>14298993
Wrong sound anon.
And don't remind me of that. It's probably never coming out.

>>14299000
>It's probably never coming out.
Welcome to the magical world of THREEFISH. At least that faggot put out a fappable trailer.

>>14298904
>>14298912
Implying Werebats are worth anything.

>>14298943
>Silent Hill-esque location
I've always had an idea for one, but it requires a batshit insane Lilim, and a Spirit Realm quarantine to exist.

>>14299000
You could always just rewatch the series and enjoy the cute monster girls.

>>14299006
>Werebat

You're as bad as >>14298993

>>14299006
at least post a cute were-bat.

>>14298981
>That feel when I can't have milk

Damn throat mucus...

>>14299015
>posting literal bum-fuckers.

>>14299008
Is the MC's waifu ded before the story starts?

>>14299017
Sounds like you needs some mucus toad throat-fucking.

>>14299020
No.

>>14299018
But we post Charon all the time.

>>14298993
I feel like Liru is one of those formative sex figures who arouses you while you're still getting into it all, so you never really stop finding her amazing and sexy.

>>14299015
They're still not worth writing smut about, nor are Lilims.

Come at me bro.

>>14299024
But she can be a Lich or a wight! SH2 is the best game.

>>14299015
I wish that artist would've used those designs for something better.
>>14299027
Thing is, Charon actually isn't since that was due to a single anon wanting to funpost about her.

>>14299031
Werebat Onee-san sleep rape.

>you'll never be bullied by a gang of smug monsters.

>>14299031
Lilims are love.

>>14299033
>that was due to a single anon wanting to funpost about her
He had a lot of other greentexts too, didn't he? Did any others stick?

>>14299036
Good. Bullying is bad, and you have a very warped perception of bullying.

>>14299036
What are they gonna do? Take my lunch money? Ooooh I'm shakin'.

>>14299036
>Saru will never force you to play her asscheeks like bongos while Gao, Nyaa, and Wan all smugly look at you
>Reading you for any fear

>>14299041
Vietnam flashback.

>>14299041
I want a bunch of nerdy monmusus to force me to play video games with them and awkwardly make advances on me.

>>14299035
>Werebat Onee-san sleep rape
After words she lays her head on your chest, and falls asleep to the beat of your heart.
As the days becomes months and years the only way she can fall asleep is with her head on your chest listening to the beat of your heart.

>>14299053
Damn those nerds!

>>14299035
Good luck ever getting that written :^)

>>14299036
I want to be gangraped by a gang of Goblins before being thrown into the tent of their leader who is the smuggest of them all.

>>14299035
So is she a genki fruitbat oneesan or a tiny vampire who looks more like an imouto?

>>14299056
She's going to die of insomnia after I'm gone? I don't want that, it sounds like a horrible way to go. I hope she just dies of grief or dies before me. It's possible since she's an oneesan, right?

>>14299062
Tall, genki fruitbat.

>>14299053
>"Oomukade-san can you pass me the joy stick?"
>"I-I would like to play with y-your joystick anon!"
>awkward silence

>>14299059
Reverse psychology never works on any writefags that are worth reading, Anon.

>>14299068
Nice desu ne~
I want to ruffle her ears unconsciously after she's done raping me. I'm dreaming of ruffling a kobold.

Not sure how i feel about this.

>>14299069
>her mother eavesdropping in the other room

>>14299081
They could've put forth the effort to make her resemble the EMG Echidna more.

>>14299081
Hybrids are nice.

>>14299083
>Her mother is equally awkward and was the one who recommended the advance
>She's surprised when it doesn't work

>>14299069
Oomukade are ferocious as fuck, anon.

>>14299095
Not anymore. The memes got her.

>>14299095
>Found the Oomukade

You're not fooling anyone, Oomukade are nerds and pushovers.

>>14299110
I'm not RPing?

>>14299095
I bet she just eventually leans in on his neck and bites him.

>>14299095
Indeed they are.

If I was even half decent at writing I'd shit out something that makes them seem a bit more intimidating but I'm not so I'll just post this image.

Ushi-onis seem like rather reasonable monstergirls.

>>14299121
We need a story that illustrates their ability to beat the shit out of dragons.

>>14299075
Por que?

>>14299133
Not really. Sure the might be alright if you have a very specific group of fetishes. But to most other people they're not good at all.

>>14299031
but they're extremely cute.

>>14299138
>most other people
Most people in these threads like Ushi-Oni, if only for their memetic qualities. You're in the minority anon.

>>14299138
And yet they've lasted this long in the popular consciousness.

>>14299133
Look at those fluffy ears anon.

How on earth do you say no to ears like that?

>>14299075
>>14299075
That'd imply I thought that any of my stories are worth anything more than a cursory glance. But whatever your prerogative is, Anon. More power to you and all that jazz.

http://pastebin.com/YpV5Y4e6

It's been longer than I would have liked, but I have the first quarter or so of Sasha's chapter of Fallen Brides translated now. It gets through the preliminaries at a much faster clip than the previous two.

Expect shorter and more regular updates on this one from now on, but I can't promise a definite schedule because my thesis takes priority.

Also, I recommend reading this one on the blog (link in the pastebin) rather than in the pastebin, because it's got a lot of important italics.

>>14299178
Bless you, sky.

>>14297355
keikaku doori

Smug Kiki's in lewd summer outfits!

If /mgt/ made a VN, what would be it's plot?

>>14299216
Chuuni.

>>14299193
I still have never seen a pic or read a story of Ryu maid, I've loved the idea for a while

>>14299215
Needs to be skimpier, like tummy showing maybe as a straight up bikini

>>14299216
Depends on who wrote it.

>You go to MG high school and now you're alone with your MG classmate GF in her room
>It's the first time either of you have done anything lewd
>You're doing intercrural with her thighs as you bully her puffy pink nipples with your fingers and nibble on her ears
>You release all over her stomach
>"Jeez...you did all this and you haven't even kissed me or told me you love me..." she pouts and pulls her knees to her chest
>"I thought that went without saying?"
>she ignores you and turn her head away from you in a childish show of defiance
>You kiss her square o the lips "I love you."

>>14299215
Whether they have slime or feathers, maids are always olev.

>>14299216

How much do you do for your waifu?
It's never enough

>>14299216
The wonders of oppai lolis.

>>14299178
Why is this so boring. The prose just feels so... lifeless. Were things lost in translation?

>>14299215
Smug maids are shit maids.

>>14299237
Stop forcing your shit monster girl with her garbage art.

>>14299237
That's always been the feel, that what I do will never be enough...

>>14299237
I'am constantly praising, but i feel it's ever enough.

>>14299241
>>14299248
These are alps.

>>14299253
uhh are you gay?

>>14299237
I want Gazer fag to go and that guy who still hasn't delivered that story for you to go as well

>>14299253
But that's a dude, that's forbidden love!

>>14299237
All I need is her to be happy. Just thinking about her fills me with joy and bliss. She's wonderful, beautiful, and perfection.

>>14299216
A mindflayer spell goes wrong, swapping the consiousnesses of every person in Unity High School.
What follows is a introspective voyage of discovery about the human condition, set against the backdrop of a romantic crime thriller horror story.

>>14299216
There's actually one in the works right now, I think.

>>14299248
>being triggered by gazer

>>14299267
>a[n] introspective voyage of discovery about the human condition, set against the backdrop of a romantic crime thriller horror story
No, you just want an outlet for your filthy TG fantasy, you bad liar.

>>14299237
What's the best way to get a waifu, should I write something about a monstergirl I like? I really like a lot of them, but I just can't say I love any.

>>14299018
>posting literal bum-fuckers

Hey! I'm sure Quicksilver_ resents that remark!

>>14299268
No there isn't. Some faggot tries about every 6 months only to fail. There will *never* be a MG VN produced by these threads.

>>14299272
>Writing to get a waifu
Implying this shithole would even like it since now Gazer is the trigger for the autists.

>>14299271
But I don't go to /tg/.

>>14299275
Quicksilver is an overrated faggot.

>>14299277
Why is Gazer a trigger word now?

>>14299272
I don't actually love my #1 favorite, I just treat waifuism like the undying meme it is.

>>14299284
It's not, he's just shitposting.

Ignore him.

How about a home cooked meal anon?

>>14299276
Why do they fail? We have enough talent.

>>14299240

There are always nuances lost and gained in translation because languages are fundamentally incommensurable. In this case, Sasha's chapter requires a bit more grammatical editing than the others because its author has the unfortunate habit of often joining complete sentences with a comma rather than a period (this really doesn't work in Japanese either; I've never seen anything quite like it). There's also the usual problem that Japanese does things with passive voice, double negatives and dependent clauses that would look like gibberish in English.

If you mean that the narrative seems rushed and forced and that the narration repeats itself a lot, though, that is 100% true to the original. MGE novellas are a real mixed bag (especially Fallen Brides, which has a different author every chapter) and they sometimes have significant ups and downs in writing quality even within a single story.

I want to show a still naive succuvirus the horror that is the internet's endless depravity

>>14299277
I have to like her though, and you can leave anytime.
>>14299285
You are not waifuing correctly then.

>>14299288
Sure, so long as she isn't cooking it.

Worst moth.

>>14299297

>>14299275
Eh, I don't really care. I like bum fucking.

>>14299283
Now this remark, this one I resent a little bit. It's your opinion though anon, so you do you.

>>14299272
>Not already having a waifu

>>14299288
I would love one. I'm being poisoned by college campus "food".

>>14299297
You're a cruel man Mr. Anon.

>>14299290
>Japanese does things with passive voice
Holy shit no wonder I can never find any translated Japanese stuff agreeable. 3rd biggest reading pet peeve behind said bookisms and adverbs/overuse of adjectives.

>>14299284
Gazerfag is the actual trigger since the vocal fags are getting in a tiff one of the better MGs is getting art over their generic bullshit cat

>>14299248
fag.

>>14299303
>>14299312
Her face and words will not sway me, I hated my childhood years and I dislike creepy moths that will trap me in an infinite time loop where she constantly reverts me back into some of the worst years of my life. She is a bad moth and I will not take her cooking.

>>14299322
But Anon! She loves you!

>>14299319
Saltfag please go back on vacation.

>>14299319
Gazerfag seems like a nice guy.

>>14299304
Eh, I'm seeing a lot of inflammatory posts, you should not take anything too seriously today. It's sunday after all.

>>14299326
Yeah, Gazerfag is actually pretty based. He gave us some hot new art, plus monoeyes are olev.

>>14299324
I know, but I would never love her.

>>14299292
>You are not waifuing correctly then.
I suppose I am not a memer of your caliber.

Excited awa noise

>>14299319
What is this guy trying to do?

>>14299335
Fuck those god damn Don't Move sections.

>>14299328
I was really only furthering the reply, being called a faggot without any explanation doesn't really affect me at all.

>>14299324
Not him, but love will not change the fact that my younger years were awful and I would sooner gouge my eyes out before repeating them over and over again.

>>14299333
That makes her a sad moth anon, how could you go on with your life knowing you made her a sad moth?

>>14299335
Mod to replace the wendigo models with MGE wendigo models when

>>14299339
Hm, as it should be.

>>14299344
But they're not really your younger years as they were now, are they? No they're not, you have her this time!

This thread needs more sunshine.

>>14299345
Very easily actually, why would I by hung up over some creep that got sad because I didn't like her or what she does?

>>14299355
Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought you had a heart. Carry on then.

>>14299344
Do you want to talk about it? Want to go to the IRC away from these fags?

>>14299346
But then I would want to get caught be the Wendigo!

>>14299354
Is it wrong to want to fuck your goddess all night long and then cuddle her afterwards?

>>14299304
>I like bum fucking.

Shirihebi end confirmed

>>14299354
The sun doesn't rise in Hell, Goddess.

>>14299367
Pretty sure he confirmed that before he even started it.

>>14299363
It's only wrong if no love is involved.

>>14299325
>Implying i'm Saltfag
Keep deluding yourself that, Lot.

>>14299371
Would you let Amaterasu take you as her husband? You'd be in for one hell of a sex life.

>>14299380
Even if you're not, if people are assuming that you're saltfag, you're obviously doing something to come off as a bit of a dick.

>>14299367
I can't help but wonder when they get found out by the temple, if the response is going to be an, "Oh, you!" wink and a nudge, or horror and anger that he took advantage of a girl for use as a sexual outlet with no intent to marry her.

>>14299380
Not that guy, but you sound pretty salty. Keep trying to force whatever you are trying to force, nobody gives a shit.

>>14299383

I'm not worthy enough to be the husband of a goddess.

>>14299383
If you were chosen, I don't think you'd have much of a choice. She'd just grab your hand and string you along for whatever journey that might await you two.

I've got to compile all of those lewd brush technique posts at some point. It bothers me that only that one was saved.

I wanna give Polt my bone.

>>14299358
Of course I have a heart, just not for a crazy sociopath that warps time for no reason and makes me live out some of the worst years of my life.

>>14299392
Even if she thinks otherwise?

I've heard of some great legends of the Gods mating with mortals, and one tragic tale of a Goddess and her relationship with a fry cook.

>>14299392
Really? Not even if she made it very clear that she wanted you? If you don't give her an answer long enough she'll sneak into your room wearing nothing but a string of beads and fuck you until the sun comes up.
And she decides when the sun comes up.

>>14299401

>>14299380
Sure you aren't Saltfag.

>>14299404
>>14299406
You doubt how little some of the anons in this thread view themselves.

They won't even let themselves be happy in their fantasies.

>>14299406
>a string of beads
You mean like anal beads? Ammy is such a lewd girl.

>>14299408
Is there history behind this dude or is it just a name you give to angry posters?

>>14299407

>>14299429

>>14299423
Just the latest /mgt/ boogeyman-tech.

>>14299421
Did you get all the stray beads anon?
Infinite ink. Infinite brush techniques.
She could fuck you forever if she wanted.

>>14299423
>or is it just a name you give to angry posters?
It is now, I've seen multiple people been called Saltfag when I know for a fact that poster isn't him.

>>14299423
Well, saltfag is angry, but you should check the archive and see for yourself.

>>14299359
>Going to the circlejerk to cry about the thread
Top kek/10

>>14299423
Saltfag is a guy who comes in every so often, whines about girls he doesn't like and starts shitstorms, and then either leaves or gets banned.
There may be more than one saltfag.

>>14299423
There's one poster who's made it his mission to be a cunt on an anonymous image board thread about monstergirls.

>>14299448
Just like everyone else in this thread?

>>14299445
Is Saltfag also that guy who really hates bromont?

>>14299417
I agree with this sentiment entirely, because I too suffer from this painful truth. You could have someone who treasures you like a precious jewel, but you'll never see yourself as anything more than crap you scrape off your shoe.

It truly is a tragic thing to see. We'd probably have to consult a Mindflayer specialist if we ever hope to break this trap.

>>14299458
No, I'm not.

>>14299423
Saltfag is a butthurt maledomfag and constantly whines and bitches about rapetrain monster girls.

>>14299435
A few days ago, someone got banned for trolling. I scrolled up and looked for the deleted posts from his ban.

Every. Single. Post. of the last twenty or so were all provocations and shitposts. Mermaids shit. Snakes shit. Undead shit. Fuck off. You're a faggot. Fuck you. Go to hell. Fucking furfag. etc, etc.

Ironically, his very last post before the ban was something like, "I want to make a big strong wolfgirl my toy" or something. The only on-topic, non-shitposting thing he said was immediately before he was hit with a ban.

Now I would understand something like a third, or even half of posts being hostile and shitposty if he was in a fight or something. But I'm talking near 100% were shitposts of at least the twenty I saw. That's a dedicated troll, not a boogeyman.

>>14299468
Now is really not the time for baiting. Come back later.

>>14299423
Check this thread, and you will have an idea.

>>/jp/thread/S14260746

And pls let's just stop talking about this faggot already, that's what the attention whore wants.

With Halloween out of the way and Christmas fast approaching, please remember all the monster girls out there who have to work long hours in bad jobs to make ends meet.

Think of that Elf who has to play the part of Santa's helper at the mall, think of the Hellhound who has to work at the fast food place and also remember the Minotaurus working long unsociably hours as a security guard.

>>14299475
No seriously he is, that's all he fucking does.

But to be fair, the only reason he gets attention and that stupid fucking name is because of fucking retards here keep poking the pissed of shitposter and don't just ignore him.

>>14299474
One thread is hardly enough evidence for anything.

>>14299482
It hasn't just been one thread. There's been at least three threads with a ban, and universal post deletion for a person inciting shitstorms.

>>14299441
Sure you can tell.

>>14299475
His wording may have been bait-ish but he has a point. Saltfag comes around to post angrily whenever someone likes Hellhounds, Ushis or other girls like that.
>>14299482
Except it's happened multiple times, especially with Hellhounds.

>>14299482
Stop.

>>14299481
Or maybe he's a false-flagging femdomfag...is what I would be saying if I was big on assumptions.

Seriously, why even bring this up other than to start more shit?

>>14299477
Ah, here's the summary of his last bans' deleted posts.

>>/jp/thread/S14260746#p14264005

>>14299479
Would you give your waifu a picture of you to look at to remind them that you'll be waiting for them back home?

On an unrelated note, the thread seems to be going pretty slow. Should I bring back that male prostitute rolling game, or make a new one?

>>14299479
Somewhere out there, there's a Krampus driven to drink over the kinds of shit that happens during the holiday season. The kind of shit that she cannot turn a blind eye to because it is her job to make sure these...actions do not go unnoticed.

>>14299492
Because that is all he god damn does.

He comes in, bitches about dominant monster girls and gushes about turning "big strong monster girls" into submissive wives.

Watch, I bet he's going to reply to >>14299479 talking about how he wants to molest that Minotaur security guard.

>>14299497
I'd visit her on lunch breaks and try to cheer her up.

And make a new one to keep things fresh.

>>14298895
>"Hey Father-In-Law, Look who I found!"
>Cue newly turned undead incubi father of the dude's waifu
>"So you're the one whose been looking after my girl, huh? Wanna know how she learned to suck dick?"

>>14299500
Yeah but I want to molest the Minotaur security guard and her rocking, voluptuous tits are none of your goddamned business.

>>14299505
Go away Saltfag.

>>14299486
>>14299488
Yes, and anyone saying something you don't like is now "Saltman", we know how this game is played.

>>14299491
I must've missed the part where you became the boss of /mgt/. My mistake, boss.

>>14299508
Except I'm not Saltfag you pernicious waste of human flesh.

>>14299216
>>14299238
oppai lolis in a sci-fantasy. anon and his sexy crew crash land on a Planet Lewd. they have to socialize with the inhabitants to repair their ship or adapt to their new home

Let's wash out the taste of salt with something sweet.

>>14299517
Oh you're definitely saltfag.

>>14299521
Would a slime's pussy taste like fruit?

>saltfag calling saltfag to everyone just to save face
The janitor can tell when you are samefagging, you know?

>>14299523
Let's hope the irony is not lost on you.

>>14299521

OK.

>>14299527
I want to be that watermelon.

>>14299521
Oh man, that's going to get everywhere. I'm going to have to do so much cleaning.

God damn Slimes, so lovable yet such a chore.

Minotaurs?

>>14299541
Minotaurs.

>>14299530
That's why waterproof bodysuits are a thing now. Slimegirls might wear rubber boots and wetsuits as part of everyday life.

Otherwise, you could always feed her a small amount of thickening agent.

>>14299541
Make minotaur milk.

>>14299541
I don't like cows, so no.

>>14299468
He only does that because he knows it triggers people. He's pure shitposter.

>>14299545
Not that Minotaur.

>>14299547
What would Minotaur milk taste like?

Is it Christmas yet?

Can't we get a nice writefag to give us an interesting story to wash down the salt? Quicksilver? Nyanon? Bromont? ThunderBrother?

Especially the latter. He better write something good after nanowrimo otherwise I'll release more pics of his waifu.

>>14299558
Strong milk, with the faint taste of a protein shake.

>>14299562
The only story I have on my mind is something involving either Gazer or Tindalos, so that's off the table.

>>14299551
If Cathyl wasn't so insecure about whether or not she's been cheated on she'd be the perfect mountain to climb

Alright anons, unfortunately you've hit on hard times and had to take a loan, with considerable interest mind you, from a Tanuki. The good news is she's offering you a way to pay her back without money. The bad news is, that way is letting her rent you out to lonely monstergirls who are either NEETs or too haughty to get husbands normally.
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Small party (3 girls)
Option 2: Medium Party (6 girls)
Option 3: Large Party (10 girls.)

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your clients, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
2: Pear Shaped
3: Gym Bunny
4: Species Norm
5: Chubby
6: Thin
7: Hourglass shaped
8: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
9: Busty
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
2: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she brought potions to keep you going.)
3: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
4: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance. Roll a d6 and if it's even, she'll want to buy your contract. If it's odd, she's yandere for you and steals you.)
6: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If undead already, then reroll.
7: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
8: Oral Fixation (She has a fetish for oral sex, both giving and receiving.
9: Awkward Virgin (Has never seen a dick, nor does she have any idea what to do with it. You'll have to guide her through her first time.
10: Choose two

Hired you for: d8

1: Polynesian Sex
2: Femdom or Maledom (You choose)
3: Foursome (She invited two unscheduled friends and is willing to pay extra to include them. Roll species and body types for them. They share the first girl's quirk.)
4: Handholding and cuddling (What a deviant she is.)
5: Vanilla Sex
6: Rough sex (Roll a d6, if evens she tops, if odds you top.)
7: Anal
8: You choose.

Length of Job: d4

1: Half a Day
2: One Day
3: One Week
4: One Month.

Your debt is pretty large, so you might be working for her for some time. Careful you don't get addicted to this life though anon.
And if you don't want to, you could always marry the Tanuki.

>>14299541
what about them?

>>14299562
TB should be busy doing something for NaNoWriMo right now

>>14299527
New organic refrigeration technique! Gauranteed to keep your food fresh and the strain on nature minimal! Order yours now!

Returns not accepted. Requires a lifelong dosage of love to function.

>>14299530
But they are so worth it, especially when they let you bathe in them and give you a full body scrubbing and hugs all over.

>>14299525
Funny how that stopped him from posting anymore, maybe he doesn't want another "both sides should be banned".

>>14299445
I hate this "saltfag/kun" shit. Its like the bitch kun thing commercial tried to start up last time.
Its a group of anons trying to shitpost, not some mysterious villain working behind the shadows.

>>14299574
>NaNoWriMo
Pardon?

>>14299573
I want to grab a Minotaur's horns while she's in heat and fuck her face!
And then she pins me under her and fucks me senseless.

>>14299579
Not even saltanon, but I think both-sides-should-be-banned is usually a good approach. The idiots who are easily baited into falling for troll attempts and cause pages of drama as a result... not a whole lot better than the trolls themselves. Maybe not everyone involved, but at least the most frequent and angry responders to bait.

>>14299582
It used to be just one anon, but now Saltfag is a term. None of the other Saltfags compare to Saltfag Prime though.

>that one thread where saltfag bit the bait EVERY TIME
that was fun. I agree with that one anon who thinks saltfag is legitimately autistic.

Since i just remembered that /a/ is now allowed to post titties, does that mean we are allowed as well?

>>14299587
I want to do the first sentence, but not the second sentence.

>>14299590
You can't stop that, not everyone can tell when something is bait.

>>14299497

>>14299562
More Bromont or Thunderbrother would be nice right now.

>>14299599
Why don't you try it and find out?

>>14299605
Well then you're a faggot

>>14299605
Too bad.

>>14299583
National Novel Writing Month. There's a website set up for it.
Every November, it's organised so that those who like/want to write can set themselves a self-imposed challenge. From the start of the month to the end, you'll aim to write a novel of 50,000 words (around 1400 words every day, off the top of my head).

The reward is that you've written the novel, and you get to feel good. The punishement for failure is nothing. The website is set up so writers, both published and amateur, can discuss and congregate, give lessons, seminars and advice to others. Also, it allows you to keep track of your progress in writing.

>>14299615
No you're a faggot.

I want my fantasy, not yours.

>>14299620
Sounds cool, too bad I burnt out months ago.

>>14299621
No you're a faggot

>>14299621
We are just messing with you, dummy. Please behave and don't get banned anymore, let's all have fun peacefully.

Would you help that Cyclops MILF, who lives next door, with her groceries?

>>14299641
Well sure I guess, if she needs it. I don't mind helping people.

>>14299631
No, you're the faggot.

>>14299641
No.

>>14299641
I don't trust Mature monster girls.

Or any monster girl.

>>14299641
yes, yes i would

>>14299641
It depends, how many headpats would i receive?

>>14299571
Small party. I can't handle big crowds.

Client 1:
>Busty Wisp, bakunyuu/non-yan love freak,
>hired for a foursome w/ a shortstack red-slime and shortstack Apsara.
>Duration: One month

Client 2:
>Thin, bottom heavy Dark Angel
>Hired for Polynesian Sex
>Duration: One week

Client 3:
>Thin Amazoness w/ an oral fixation.
>Hired for vanilla sex
>Duration: One Month

This Polynesian Sex intrigues me, but that first client is definitely a keeper.

>>14299576

don't forget falling asleep while being embraced by her.

>>14299641
oh I would.

>>14299641
Is she a MILF MILF or a CC? This is important.

If she's a lonely CC that has never known a man due to her self-confidence than the answer is a huge YES.

I want to stand naked in a field and have all the Holsts laugh at my dick!
I want a Minotaur to come along and yell at them for being assholes!
I want her to turn around and see it too!
I want her to suddenly join in with the pointing and laughing!

>>14299641
>>14299649
>Monoeye CC or MILFs
Faith and begorah today has been a good day to be me.

>>14299641
Does she mind if my waifu pitches in too?

>>14299641
Helping people is a nice thing to do so yes I would

>>14299658
Kek desu senpai.

>>14299655
She's a MILF and this is her daughter

>>14299658
That's pretty pathetic.

>>14299571
>Thin Dark Angel with an oral fixation
>Gym bunny Ren Xiongmao x Cupid Chimera
>Oppai loli Sylph undead
>Hired for femdom
>1 week
Dear diary, jackpot.
>Careful you don't get addicted to this life though anon.
Don't tell me what to do, this is heaven. Marrying the Tanuki does sound nice though.

>>14299615
>>14299621
>>14299631
>>14299646

Girls, girls, you're both adorable spadetailed faggots.

>>14299660
I Have a folder made with 224 images of various monoeyes
all made by the same artist

>>14299434
When you Give a Maus a sperm cell...

>>14299571
>Ryu
>Chimaera
>Wyvern
Dragon party, fuck yeah.

>Species norm
>Busty
>Hourglass
Dragon party, fuck yeah.

>Oral fixation
>Awkward virgin
>Bottom heavy semen demon
Dragon party, fuck yeah.

The devil has my back
>Rough, she tops
>Rough, she tops
>Rough, she tops
Dragon party, fuck yeah.

>One week
>One week
>One month
Dragon party, fuck yeah.

Holy shit did I luck out or what?

>>14299615
>>14299621
>>14299631
>>14299646
no u

>>14299571
>Normal looking Lich
>Undead
Well there's a shocker.
>Wants Vanilla sex
>One week employment
Well that shouldn't be too bad.

>Chubby Scylla Youko Chimera
So...Fluffy tentacles?
>Also wants vanilla sex
>Also for one Week
Still okay

>Thin Succubus
>With huge tits
Not quite and oppai loli, but I can use my imagination
>Still wants vanilla sex
>For one day

The poor things just want to be loved.

>>14299674
You're the spadetailed faggot.

>>14299678
>all that dragon party
holy shit

that's the kind of jackpot you can't even be jealous of. you can only buy the guy a beer.

>>14299641

well i actually work at a grocery store. so yes.

>>14299678
>Species norm Ryu with an oral fixation who wants you for a week of rough sex where she tops.
>Busty Awkward Virgin Chimaera who wants you for a week of rough sex where she tops
>Hourglass figure Wyvern Semen Demon with a huge ass who wants you for a month of rough sex where she tops.

You are one lucky motherfucker anon.

>>14299675

>>14299571
>All this busy work for no reason

Autism.

>>14299686
>>14299704
I doubt I'd survive, but it'd be a cool way to die.

>>14299641
>Be NEET in the dead center of MGC
>The only girls coming after you are Alp-level stinkepedes
>Hear a girlish 'Kyaa!' one day
>Wait, what the fuck? 'Kyaa!'?
>Go outside, it's a Cyclops you've never seen before struggling to maintain her balance, rising up with a mountain of groceries
>Something drives your lazy bumpkin ass forward and help her
>She huffs out her thanks, pausing when she gets a good look at you
>You look like a bum, safe to say
>Help her to the door, she tells you to leave some bags at the doorstep while she gets you something
>Almost expect her to pay you, she comes back
>'Bow down and hold your hands out!'
>Bow down and close your eyes, oh man you can feel the dosh coming
>Instead, you can feel her hand ruffling your head, giving off a girlish giggle
>'Thanks today! Hope to see you soon!'
>You can't tell if it's the inflection in her voice or the way she's petting you, but you can feel a crack in your mask of hating people

>You see her often, more times than not ogling at her brickhouse thighs, you've managed to snag a minimum wage job and access to a public bath
>She apologized profusely when she realized you weren't a hobo, but you strangely were okay with it
>She starts referring to you as her little helper, always trying to help her with the groceries
>Part of you deep down is only doing this to get in her pants, you know this, but on one side it's nice every once in a while
>To get some head pats

>>14299718
Cute

>You have a collect call from Arachnotaur
>Will you accept the charges?

Would you?

>>14299571
Medium party

>Twin Chimera Werewolf Soldier beetle, one Gym Bunny one Cubby (what the fuck?)
>Nightmare, Species Norm, semen demon
>Werecat, Thin, love freak (wants to buy my contract)
>Sahuagin, shortstack, bottom heavy
>Ren Xiongmao, Cubby, Bottom heavy, Bakunyuu
>Weresheep, Hourglass, bottom heavy

>Hired me for: Vanilla sex
>One day

Cool.

>>14299724
No.

>>14299725
No.

>>14299725
No, not because she's too monstrous, but because the human part is too ugly.

>>14299718
>Spend more time to get to know her
>She tells you she chose the name 'Nina Polyphema', because it was cute sounding and she's descended from Polyphemus himself
>She wastes no time flexing her strongfat muscles, showing off her proud heritage
>Gets frumpy when you smirk at her, telling her your name is 'Nobody'
>'But that's not fair!'
>Why not? You ask her, it's not fair that you'd like to shove your long, hard... into her?
>Awkward silence, you're trying to chug down your beer as she goes beet red and fidgets
>You leave her apartment without any head pats or indulging in sexual passions, bollocks to this
>Drink harder than you've ever drunk that night

>You're late to work the next day, the hangover hurting
>Your boss is being a cunt more so than usual, her Aunt Floe must be in town or her husband decided he didn't want to lick the snake
>You decide not to ask her, lest she fire you from being a bag jockey
>Get distracted while you're working, fantasizing about Nina's 'assets'
>The way her breasts sway in her ribbed sweater
>The sashay in her voluptuous hips
>The way she smiles with that big eye
>GODDAMNIT I WANT TO LOVE A MONOEYE
>Realize your internal monologue is turned off
>Several of your co-workers are giving you a look like you're a giant cockroach
>Some asshole Paladin with "I LOVE ILIAS" on his shirt calls you a faggot
>Nina just waves at you when you get home
>Curl up into your bed
>Try not to cry, cry anyway
>Have an amazingly lewd wet dream that evening involving you and your monoeye neighbor

>>14299725
Bourbon's human-head-on-a-spider-body waifu was worse.

>>14299746
>>14299748

Not even a kiss?

>>14299741
Too bad, you'll be taking some holy chocolate milk from the tap!

>>14299641
Only if I can use it to extort sex out of her

>>14299765
But I don't like that kind of thing nor do I like Ushi Onis.

I'd rather just milk a horny, lactating Minotaur instead.

>>14299761

Boy, what a FOX I'd totally like to RAM her ASS with my COCK.

>>14299725
Ew

>>14299748
Second this

>>14299779
I'd rather milk a holst.

>>14299779
A priestess of Hathor might be a good idea for you then.
Lactation's a big thing with them, their breasts are very sensitive.

>>14299792
I'm not sure, I've heard the cult of Hathor has ties to Onee-sabbath,

>>14299724
Hell yeah, I declare myself guilty.

>>14299571

>Elf
>Lizardman
>Matango

>Loli
>Hourglass
>Loli

>Bakunyuu
>Bakunyuu
>Bottom heavy

>Foursome (Chubby Sylph, Busty Cheshire
>Rough sex (she tops)
>Handholding and cuddling

>A week
>A week
>A day

>>14299792
As long as it's a tough looking Minotaur that I can freely molest than I'm fine.

Hell I'll even take a Tomboy Holst if I have to.

But Neko girls are the best

>>14299825
>Tomboy Holst

Would that work?

>>14299759
I'm still listening.

>>14299840
Maybe.

>>14299792
Blech, priestesses of Hathor all have regular holy milk with only traditional health benefits of milk!

We want the good stuff! Holy chocolate milk is both delicious and has amazing benefits like pelvic bones of steel!

Also Hathor can't dance!

>>14299858
...I must touch that cow.

>>14299178

Thank you good sir.

>>14299866
Really anon?

>>14299860
Give me five.

>>14299759
>Try to get back into the dating scene
>Your first prospect is some smelly Oomukade NEET who wouldn't know how to rape a man if her life depended on it
>Jesus Christ and Mother Mary, just eat your fucking food instead of being paranoid
>Nobody cares that you're a fucking centipede
>I mean shit, there's a goddamned Matango in the other booth
>Spend the evening listening to her ramble on about her favorite super sentai shows and her constantly asking you if she smells
>I don't care, goddamnit can't this date be over with
>Later that evening bring her back to the apartment after she insists she walks you home
>Her voice is more confident now
>'Ara ara... you really fell for it, you did. Now I'll make you mine and there's nothing you can say about it'
>You can hear her giant Centipede mandibles coming up to bite you, but a strong, husky voice cuts through the air.
>'Ακριβώς εκεί!'
>Now it's the Oomukade's turn to 'Kyaa!'
>Right as Nina grabs her human abdomen and German suplexes the stinkpede into unconsciousness
>She reeks of beer, staggering up and wobbling at you
>You open her door, and no sooner does she bring you in for a heavy kiss

>You're both a flurry of flesh and furiously undressing
>She insists you call yourself 'Nobody' drunkenly as you're plowing into her, her body heat making your dick feel like it's going to melt
>Sure, you're a manlet compared to her, but hot damn is she a mountain you're more than willing to climb
>Spend the rest of the evening rutting like animals
>Look at the clock, it's 0500 in the morning
>You're both sticky with sweat and sexual fluids
>Used tissues everywhere
>She admits she couldn't return your feelings without a little bit of a drink first, since her first boyfriend left her for a Gazer without consummating the marriage, something about 'Eye Moé'
>Timidly ask her if she'd be okay with you being her boyfriend, even after fucking her like a rabid hyena
>She just smiles and pats your head last one inc

>>14299870
I MUST DO IT NOW!

>>14299875
>last one inc
For some reason I processed that as "one last time" and was about to become angrily hurt and confused.

>>14299877
How hard would you touch her anon?

>>14299902
As hard as she wants.

>>14299902
My guess, very.

I want to be the personal daki of a Hellhound.

I want to be a Kejourou's daki.

>>14299936
I want a Minotaur to be my personal daki.

Bonus points if she constantly looks flustered while I treat her as the little spoon.

does chewbacca fuck that girl with wings in hitomi-sensei?

>>14299951
yes

>>14299936
I want to brush a hellhound's fluffy tail and bury my face in it.

>>14299641
>MILF
Nope. Cake or bust.

>>14299936
>A Hellhound will never hold you close to her and nuzzle your cheek with her cheek.
>You'll never feel her warm skin pressed against yours.
>You'll never fall asleep to the dull thumping of her tail wagging.
>She'll never cling closer to you and bury her face in your chest during lightning storms, occasionally looking up at you with wide eyes.

Damn it.

>>14299875
>Months pass
>Nina's gotten you back into the spirit of going back to school, patting you on the head every day and recharging on her "Anononium" by giving you hugs
>Some of your classmates in your courses think she's either your mom or your older sister and tease you for it
>When every night you and her lose each other in the throes of passion
>She's older than you by a few years, but you still feel things about her... is it love? You can't tell. Hell, you spent most of your teenage years playing eroges and shit
>You're both eating dinner at her place when she tells you she has some kind of news for you
>Quirk an eyebrow, thinking she's going to show you a wedding band, but instead she slides a manila folder across the table to you
>The top of the page says [MGC Medical]
>[Mother and Child Health Assessment]
>Anon.exe has crashed
>Look at her, back at the document
>Back at her again
>How many months?
>She tells you four, laughing at how you never noticed
>Pouts when you tell her it's hard to tell with how much of a bear of a woman she is
>She threatens to take away your headpats before you tell her you wouldn't have her any other way

>Get a call in class some time later
>She's in the hospital, her water broke
>Please God don't let her be just a pair of arms and an eye
>Hours pass and you can hear the wailing of a babe, the Mindflayer nurses and Shoggothes are ushering you in
>She's so pink, and loud
>But you can feel something inside of you shattering the mask of your old life
>You and Nina...
>Made this... thing
>This little ball of screaming baby
>Both of you are crying blissfully as your first daughter clasps onto her mother's copious breast and begins to nurse
>You're faintly 'awawawa'ing at her
>Telling Nina how beautiful she and your baby are
>She just beams at you
>Patting you on the head, ruffling your hair
>You did good, Papa

>TFW you and Nina have four more daughterus

Are Mindflayers good or bad?

>>14299986
gr8, m8.

>>14299999
Not really.

>>14299999
They're great.

>>14299999
They're super great, snd fuck, we both got skimmped on our quints.

>>14299999
Good.

>>14299999
I don't know, but those quints say you decide.

>>14299970
There will never be enough HH/Jinko greentexts to satisfy my lust for hugging with big, fluffy cuddle monsters.

>>14299999
Chaotic Neutral

>>14299999
The greatest monstergirl of them all

>>14299999
Bad, what kind of question is that?

>>14299999
It really depends on the context in which they are used.

>>14299936
It pleases me greatly that there has been Hellhound OC lately.

Need more Raiju and Lich OC though

>>14300020
What about that one story last night about the plight of Mindflayers? Don't you have a soul?

>>14299936
>>14299970
>Lying in bed with you Hellhound wife during a thunderstorm
>It's late and she's long been asleep, you've had trouble sleeping just been listening to the storm with the lights off
>You can't see it in the darkness, but you hear your bedroom door open and close
>You lie there waiting to hear more
>After several seconds you don't hear anything
>"Are you scared of the storm?"
>You see two illuminated irises moving up an down, in a nod
>"want to sleep in our bed?
>The floating eyes indicate another nod
>"I don't know...big girls don't sleep in their parent's bed, right?"
>The eyes shake back in forth
>"I guess I'll make and exception ...this time." you lift up the covers
>The eyes light up and a glowing smile appears to accompany them as your hellhound daughteru scampers into bed with you
>She crawls over you stomach and nestles herself next to her mom and you
>She cling tightly to your arm and gets comfortable, promptly closing her eyes
>you rest your atop her little warm head as you appreciate her warmth
>soon enough, you're asleep too