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Can someone ban this guy already?

>>14285807
Yeti leg hugs are the best hugs

God damn it OP, wait until the thread dies. This is getting just as bad as the /kcg/ guy.

The old thread is third-to-last on the tenth page anyway.

>>14285829
This guy is either retarded or a troll.

>>14285842
The further back a thread is, the longer it takes to be pushed back.

>>14285842
>Being this fucking new

>>14285842
Then that thread will last for like another couple of days. Don't be retarded like kancollefags.

Big, cuddly wendigos. They even come with their own blanket to sleep under.

awoo~

>>14285937
>A-team theme plays

Chuuni ryu

>>14285941
You know, your comment has just made me wonder, what would the Monstergirl A-team consist of?

>>14285953
They're already goddess-tier, so what do they have to gain by going full Dahku Furaymu Mastah?

>>14285937
Muffled awawa sounds coming from Wendigo coats

Putting pillows in this thing is starting to really hurt my damn arms

>>14285937
I want to see more of this version of the Wendigo.

>>14285962
I admire your dedication to you're waifu.

>>14285954
Oni for BA, maybe Vampire for Hannibal, Succubus for Face, Jabberwock for Murdock

>>14285962
Keep going. That burn in your muscles your fiery passion trying to burst out of your body.

>>14285954

Hannibal is a Pharoah
Face is a Shoggoth
BA is a Wurm
Murdock is a Cheshire

>>14285963
>little Wendigo meets CC Wendigo
>looks over CC's body thoroughly
>little Wendigo nervous about becoming this way when she's older

>>14285972
I want to headpat a chuuni wurm

>>14285989
Now I need to see this made.
A tall, beautiful CC wendigo picking up a little wendigo and smiling at her. The little one doesn't know what to do with herself, so she just flails her legs and stammers while the CC thinks back to when she was just like that.

>>14285989
Becoming a tall busty deer woman isn't anything to worry about.

>>14285994
>Anon walks by and headpats the loli
>Older one starts pouting and demanding them.
>Younger one wants more
>Both begin "awawawa"ing to display dominance until Anon just head pats both of them at the same time.

What have you done to thank Paladin chan for protecting you against all these crazy rapist?

>>14286008
Bought her a cake.

>>14286008
Added Ushi blood to this>>14286011 cake.

>>14286013
Well, I guess I'll just need to enjoy my spider-cow paladin.

>>14286007
That seems irresponsible of the older one. She should be nicer. Everyone's going to get their turn, after all.

Wendigo old and busted
Wurmdigo new hotness

>>14286017
Wendigo society is hierarchical in nature, one must always display strength by having the loudest "Awawawaw"

>>14286007
>>Both begin "awawawa"
That better be like a French ara ara for the older one, knigga.

>>14286017
That's the way she used to think, Anon. After a few years of younger Wendigos snatching potential husbands away from her, she's done being the patient one.

>>14286008
I held hands with her.

>>14286018
Wurms are square-block-in-circle-hole retarded while Wendigos aren't.

>>14286008
Invited her to my wedding with my monstergirl wife

>>14286002
Sure it is. Tall, bust deer women are always being jumped and hammered from behind by horny men.

>>14286022
>Aʁaʁaʁa desu wa~
...As she circles you, her generous bust grazing your shoulders, her long, slender fingers teasing your chest.

>>14286022
Yes, it's a deeper, smoother noise but it is still recognizable as an Awawawa

>>14286023
>After a few years of younger Wendigos snatching potential husbands away from her, she's done being the patient one.
Christ, what kind of 'men' does she surround herself with?

>>14285972
>>14285963
>>14285962
Every pillow i own and it's still not enough

it's a good thing i'm getting one of these sometime today
http://amzn.com/B00FFACNGE

>>14286039
Hot damn.

>>14286008
>Secretly an Incubus living with my Succubus waifu
>I'm easily able to blend in with the townspeople
>Waifu uses magic and makeup to disguise herself as a human woman
>Paladin woman gets stationed in town after some Salamanders tried to raid it
>Wait for her to be on guard at the town gates one evening
>Run out of the woods towards the gate with a look of terror on my face with my waifu no longer in disguise chasing me
>Waifu, takes off when the paladin runs to challenge her
>Thanks the paladin profusely and insist that she be rewarded with, at the very least, dinner with my wife and I
>Waifu's already back home in disguise
>Puts sedatives in her food to knock her out
>She comes to tied to the bed, being raped by my waifu and I
>Shouts for help, begs us to stop
>Eventually settles into relentless sobbing
>Finally cum inside her
>Sobbing becomes laughter as she transforms into a Succubus
>Have 2 waifus now
>She still pretends to be a paladin protecting the townspeople

>>14286038
>Christ, what kind of 'men' does she surround herself with?
Braindead ninnies that don't know a cool, patient beauty when they see one.

>>14286039
Then you'll have to take all those pillows out and put the big ones in. I don't envy you.

>>14286043
Disgusting

Macaroni isn't popcorn, what are you doing captcha

>>14286043
Yes, this pleases muh dick.

>>14286047
>Using anything but legacy captcha

>>14286043
This but without the succuslut. Just date rape followed by creampie and profession of love.

>>14286038
Mamono mana is a hell of a thing, Anon.

>>14286045
A girl like that should be the rarest of the rare. Hell, I'd go mountain climbing In just a pair of tracksuit pants and a jumper if only to find one and snuggle in her coat for warmth.

>>14286043
beautiful

>>14286054
Anon, I know we're all warped by years of h-manga, but in the real world a woman ain't going to like you if you rape her. And this is a paladin we're talking about, not a monstergirl, so there's no mamonomana to fix it.

>>14285807
Must... Finish... Nureonago... Story...
>>14286043
Not cool, man. She's just doing what she thinks is right and you rape her?

>>14286062
>a woman ain't going to like you if you rape her
She doesn't have to. I'm going to go full yan and keep her tied up and act as if we're married lovers.

>>14286066
>I'm going to go full yan
My nigger.

>>14286043
Well that's mean.

>>14286066
Gotta say, it's pretty creepy if you're a dude.

>>14285807

being wrapped up in a Nureonago while you both sit outside and enjoy the rain, her body sheltering you from the rain.

>>14286073
That's just your internalized misandry talking.

>>14286066
>male yandere
There is nothing more disgusting and creepy

>>14286075
It's silence of the lambs is what it is.

>>14286073
>it's pretty creepy if you're a dude
Not, him, but why?

>Not going full yan for your waifu
Who else will keep her safe?

Wurm babies.

>>14286081
As long as you don't eat your waifu, I fail to see the problem.

>>14286085
Little bundles of muscle and destruction

>>14286066
Male yanderes a shit.

>>14286082
>Not going full yan for your waifu
Right? And they call themselves husbandos. What an utter disgrace.

Is KC seriously gonna just leave us with Cu Sith? Fucking asshole.

>>14286085
I'm now imagining Wurm children opening their closets on old monster movie dimensions muppet-style.

>>14286082
>for your waifu
But she doesn't know who you are and thinks you're a crazed rapist, and your actions will only make her hate you more.
>>14286087
Then I guess we have nothing more to say.

>>14286085
Immediately go to the orphanage.
>>14286093
Looks like it's back to updates every few weeks then. ;_;

>>14286073
Oh, my bride bit me again when I gave her a good night kiss? She's such a clumsy girl! I'll have to be extra careful when feeding her in the morning so she doesn't spill anything. Then it's time for a nice morning under a blanket in front of the fire, just her sitting in my lap, chatting and enjoying the warmth. She has such a lovely, sharp sense of humor - "I'm going to gut you like a fish when I get free", and "You belong on the gallows, you insane criminal!"

>>14286096
>But she doesn't know who you are and thinks you're a crazed rapist, and your actions will only make her hate you more.

>implying
Best yan is a slow burn yan based on devotion, not the whole 'You helped me cross the street once, bear my children.'

>>14286096
>thinks you're
knows. She knows he's a crazed rapist. Because that's what he is.

>>14286096
>you're a crazed rapist, and your actions will only make her hate you more
Now there's something I didn't expect to read in /mgt/.

>>14286102
Best yan is when the other one loves them back, but is too awkward to communicate it and ends up brutally imprisoned and raped.

>>14286102
But that's exactly what the post was about, anon.
>>14286099
Yeah, that's still pretty disturbing. I couldn't waifu a woman who hates me.

>>14286099
This is actually genuinely gross, Anon. Please stop.

>>14286110
Wife abduction is a tried and true method with a glorious history, anon.

>>14286105
Not all of us are broken human beings.
Some of us are just here for the sexy weirdos.

>>14286115
Sure, I just find the irony rather amusing.

>>14286099
Even that's too much for me, and I like pet-play.

>>14286112
Again, it's certainly not for me. I'd rather a loving wife than one beaten into silence.

So there's quite a few species that are created by converting human girls. Can these species be created from non-humans?

For example, could their be Dwarf werewolves?

>>14286039
It's 7 meters right? Buy 4 150x50cm standard dakimakura pillows and fill the last meter with whatever pillows you have

>>14286110
>But that's exactly what the post was about, anon.
So it's not best yan, but any yan is still alright. Besides even if mamono mana won't fix it for that anon, enough time, and Stockholm Syndrome will fix it. They'll be a lovestuck, healthily obsessed couple in no time.

Also, >>14286112 this. And you don't have to beat her into silence. Just put a gag on her 'till she figures out that screaming won't help.

>>14286120
It's love, so it's ok.

>>14286093
Are you seriously going to be this mad about pretend monster waifus?

>>14286119
Welcome to Double Standards: The thread.

>>14286122
I mean, there already exists a half-Elf Werewolf.

I have been toying with the though of monsterized Elves and Dwarves getting transformed into other monstergirls. In that regard, a Dorf Kobold would be a top-notch waifu.

>>14286122
Toddlercon please. Just make daughterus and sex those.

>>14286122
Yes. They're "human" for the purposes of monsters.
>>14286127
She'll still loathe you in her core and as a paladin she has an exceptionally strong will. One night you will wake to your throat being slit.

>>14286122
There is a precedent set with a half-elf so I don't know.

I think elves/dwarves go straight to the monsterized version unless they are half human

>>14286121
>beaten into silence
But anon, I wouldn't even think of hurting my lovely bride. Why would I? It's not her fault she's so clumsy. I'd hold her tight every day and every night like the treasure she is to me. I wouldn't mind her trashing around during sex and accidentally giving me a black eye with her forehead, either. I'd stop and embrace her to keep her from hurting herself until her fit of epilepsy subsided. Then I'd give her forehead a gentle kiss before putting it back in.

>>14286130
>cu sith
>monster waifu

>>14286132
As long as they realize they do, it's fine if they have them.

>>14286140
>Not real
>This mad

>>14286139
Urge to vomit rising

>>14286018
Wurmdigo, you say?

>>14286139
What a loving husbando.

>>14286143
>Being a furry apologist
>Being homosexual

>>14286126
i'm getting two of those pillows that i linked, those and a normal sized pillow should cover it

I need the other daki pillows for my other Miia dakis

>>14286137
>She'll still loathe you in her core and as a paladin she has an exceptionally strong will. One night you will wake to your throat being slit.
>Dying by the hand of the only one I love
How sweet. I wouldn't want to leave her alone in this world though, so there'd probably be a catch 22. Oh! I know, I'll bind her soul to mine, so that when one of us leaves, we both do! I'll take her out of town at night, with bindings and a gag of course, for her own safety. I'd take her to the nearby Lich and gaze into her lovestruck eyes burning like a conflagration of passion as the ritual is completed.

>>14286142
I don't think they do

>>14286139
Well, now I feel unclean just from reading that. I'm gonna go think about actual loving relationships.

>>14286147
She looks like some kind of candy covered chocolate treat

>>14286139
Hot.
What do you do for kinks? Elaborate on every filthy detail.

>>14286157
To die killing you would probably be fine with a paladin. They die for less all the time.


I don't understand why people like Yandere in the first place. Is this supposed to be attractive?

>>14286152
>Being so buttflustered about a fake furry dogwoman drawn by a random fetish artist
>Being such a smugly self-centered shit when you've never paid a dime for any of the artist's prior content, but you still call him a cunt
>Being this unaware of your own faggotry

>>14286043
Barring the 2nd waifu thing it's nice to see someone else knows what it means to be a proper Incubus with a Succubus waifu.

>>14286165
>spoiler
Supposedly, it's about devotion, which makes perfect sense to me.

>>14286169
>Being a white knight for someone who can't even speak your language
>Being gay

>>14286165
>To die killing you would probably be fine with a paladin. They die for less all the time.
That's okay. With our souls bound, we can enjoy eternity together, the way we should have. And then we'll be reborn together, as twins, and add the bond of blood to what we had in our past life.

>>14286147
uncensored where?

>>14286165
>spoiler
People like the idea of having a hot woman obsessed with them. Male yandere is doing it wrong, these guys are emotionally disturbed.

>>14286176
Salt-kun, while the quality of your posts is astounding, I have to ask you to stop.

>>14286162
I kiss her neck and collarbones while running my hands in circles around her thighs, butt, sides and chest. Then I put it in in the missionary position and hold her hands while lying on top of her to hug her. Sometimes her teeth graze my ear while I do, but it's alright. I love her so much. Sometimes she's on top in the seated position, then I run my nose between and around her small breasts while hugging her and stroking her back and shoulders.

>>14286180
>Male yandere is doing it wrong
Explain.
>these guys are emotionally disturbed
And female ones aren't?

>>14286177
That's assuming, of course, that the chief God doesn't take her soul for faithful service against the wicked as a Valkyrie. She'll get her just reward someday.
>>14286174
I dunno. Seems a bit fucked up to me.

>>14286180
Not him but women have the exact same fetish for hot rich guys obsessing over them. It's like 90% of teen girl fiction. Just look at Twilight and all that ilk.

>>14286178
No idea where I found it, so I reuploaded it.
http://imgur.com/Ai9Q0Zd
I was going to be funny by moving one of those censor faces onto her face, but that's too much trouble for a lame joke. So just pretend that I did that.

>>14286185
>Seems a bit fucked up to me
Fair, but I for one can see why people like it.

>>14286180
Again,
>He wouldn't go full yan for his waifu
Despicable.

>>14286185
>chief God
>Giving a fuck
She only wants humans to die. I can't trust my waifu's afterlife to a bitch like that. No, She's coming with me, I'll hold her extra tight as I bleed out under her, and pledge my soul and hers by extension to the gods of death, if only to enjoy a peaceful afterlife together.

You just sneezed. How does your waifu react to this unexpected turn of events?

>>14286184
They're both psycho in the real world, of course. I'm speaking specifically within the context of this thread.

Fantasizing about a hot woman obsessing over you is perfectly normal, if not to everyone's taste.
Fantasizing about obsessing over, stalking, abducting and raping a completely unwilling woman; you're fucked in the head, get help.

>>14286188
>No idea where I found it
Probably from the cripple-chan drawthread, cause that is where it came from.

>>14286196
Have they put out anything else worthwhile?
Maybe I should lurk there.

>>14286185
Why wouldn't a Paladin try to redeem someone that's obviously been corrupted, his bottomless love for her twisted? She should pray for him and try to heal him instead of threatening and hurting him.

>>14286186
Yeah, that's totally normal. It's normal to fantasize about an ideal partner obsessing over you. It's NOT normal to fantasize about being a creepy stalker yourself.

>>14286199
...That's really up to taste, honestly.

>>14286202
Some people ping as evil. You do not suffer them to live if they only commit further evil acts.

Who is your Waterloo, anons?

>>14286195
I dunno, seems hypocritical to me.

>>14286207
>wanting to kill someone who spends all day every day hugging you because your little parlor trick says he's evil

>>14285953
I want to leave cookies as offerings! A whole dozen!

>>14286196
I doubt it. I know I've taken some chesire and anubis stuff from there in that past. You know those little coloured in pencil drawings?
Probably some Anon posted it to imgur. The original filename I had for it implies that.

>>14286212
Just replace hugging with brutal rape and parlor trick with divine gift and you're on the right track.

>>14285962
So this is what it means when people say they're "tired but happy"?
>>14285963
I'm not moving, so she can't get me, right?

>>14286147
>>14286188
I want to feed this Wurm-chan some Steel Donuts!

>>14286122
Elves and dwarves are considered human by the world's settings, and are subject to the same transformations as humans. The profiles just cover their version of generic succubi.

>>14286217
>I doubt it
The unfinished versions of that pic originated on their drawthread, as well as the finished one. I don't know what else to tell you.

>>14286212
>Not wanting to kill someone who betrayed you, imprisoned you, repeatedly raped you, and who is now talking about taking you to a Lich, one of the monsters you are sworn to fight, so he can have your soul twisted away from service to the gods and bound to his own

So ronery...

>>14286237
I want to feed her a Jiggling Fruit!

>>14286234
>betrayed you
Remember it started out as date rape, too. It's probably someone she was somewhat fond of before, if she was willing to have a private dinner with him. Imagine getting abducted and raped by someone you thought was your friend.

>>14286234
>Implying
It's just a loving husband wanting to make sure his waifu is with him and safe at all times.

>>14286223
>I'm not moving, so she can't get me, right?
She can smell your fear.

>>14286245
Getting their souls melded would be pretty romantic, actually, if it wasn't rape. Really the whole scenario would be amazingly vanilla without the rape.

>>14286250
Damn. I guess I'm getting me a Wendinee-san.

>>14286253

A wendigonee-san?

>>14286252
I wasn't rape anon in the first place, I was the other one, so it's okay. Really It's probably reverse rape. Getting raped by a powerful influential and strong MG, only to turn the tables and go full yan on her sounds fun.

>>14286229
Wasn't denying that. Just saying I found it elsewhere.
Although I do sometimes see if there's anything of worth over there. Looking now though, it's kind of crazy just how slow that place is.

>>14286259
Wendy nee-san, go!

>>14286260
See, that scenario sounds better. She already loves or at least wanted you so it's not nearly as disturbing. Plus, monsters love that shit.

>>14286259
>Wendigo-oneesan will never cradle you in her bony thin arms and kiss you with ruined lips, whispering how you'll always be her anon

>>14286270
>ruined lips
Wait, what happened to her?

>>14286270
Wendigo-oneesan is a healthy, fit, and a bit of a squishy woman.

>>14286262
>kind of crazy just how slow that place is
Boy is it.

I want a Titania to spoil me!

>>14285937
>filename
If you ever need a place to hide, you can always come to Elflandia. Or here>>14285953
Nobody would look for a desperado there.

>>14286272
>bony thin arms
Malnutrition?

>>14286284
Hidoi! We need to get her to Trader Anon, stat!

>>14286282
>Elflandia

And be treated like a second class citizen?

>>14286290
Real world Elflandia, you know. Where all the Finnish Rape Elves come from.

>>14286267
Tsun girl + yan boy would be great. She'd blush and barely hug him back while he was panting into her breastplate-stunted chest after coming deep inside her.

Why isn't she more popular?

>>14286298
She can't hug very well.

Uh oh! Your onee-san has become a big girl from her lethargy and decadence! Will you help your lazy onee-san lose weight?

Be careful though, she'll whine if you make her exercise!

>>14286294
>she's never actually been tied up, she could have shook the ropes off any time

>>14286303
Nah, oneesans are supposed to be big

What is this fox plotting /mgt/?

>>14286303
Give her a body like http://i.imgur.com/78aBwgu.jpg

>>14286272
>>14286276
She's a wendigo, anon. She's rail-thin to emphasize her greed and her lips are bloody to remind you and her of her crime.

>>14286303
>Be careful though, she'll whine if you make her exercise!
I hate whining, so I'm just going to bury my face in her plump, squishy belly whenever I feel like it.

>>14286310
Inviting her boyfriend for a sleepover while her parents are away on a romantic getaway.

>>14286303
If that's all the weight she has, hell no. She's soft and comfy now.
>>14286312
Soylent Green is not illegal.

>>14286310
She's planing on spying on her Onii-chan masturbate again.

>>14286312
That isn't sexy or appealing at all.

Luckily we still have those two drawings from above to act as more proper interpretations of a busty Wendigo.

>>14286310
She's going to spike your food.

who knew zamboni machines were so dangerous

>>14286310
She probably wants my underwear again, I doubt she's wearing any of her own.

>>14286312
>wanting to turn Wendigos into rail-thin Abominations
Wasn't that Tindalos story enough for you Bollocks?

>>14286310
She's going to lay herself low.

>>14286310
Grinding her pussy against onii-chans pillow.

>>14286303
She's fine the way she is.

>>14286310
What is rape Alex.

I'll take Potent Potables for 500.

>>14286310
>she's plotting the downfall of man by having an army of daughterus with you
>but in the end she just wants to live with you
>forever

>>14286310
To blackmail the babysitter into becoming her mofuslave.

>>14286320
>not helping your beloved older sister descend into madness and lose her humanity
>2011+4
>>14286317
True. But it's not as GOOD when it doesn't come right from the source, don't you agree?



what, you guys can't handle a wendigo? Then why do you keep asking for one?

>>14286326
>turn Wendigos INTO rail-thin abominations
I think they started there, anon.

>>14286337
The taste of Soylen Green really does vary from person to person.

>>14286328
>your little sister was sick today so you had to walk to school alone
>but when you came home early because you think you got whatever she had
>you see your little sister naked
>on your bed
>with three fingers inside her getting your pillows soaking wet
I've got to stop I can't work with a boner right now

>>14286337
You're sounding a little pretentious right now.

>>14286340
Anon, you know we've been using KC's Wendigo for a few months now right?
When did that one get released actually? I forgot.

>>14286294
>>14286308
What is it's a overpowered tsun monster like a lilim or bapho or dragon or something, and a really weak yan humanboy who she could blow away with flick, but she let's him 'overpower' and 'imprison' her because it's what she secretly desires?

>>14286344
Same time as Shoggoth and Mindflayer. Maybe late summer?

>>14286344
Back during June or July.

>>14286349
But I want her to be a Paladin. It's a way for her to indulge in her sinful lust without admitting to herself that she wants it.

>>14286344
You can have your moeblob, I'll keep the monster even vaguely related to its original myth.
>>14286341
The new stuff just isn't as good as it was a couple years back. Must have been when they changed the formula.
>>14286343
Well that's a price I'm willing to pay to have my lovely giant cannibal waifu.

>>14286350
>>14286353
So a few months ago, okay good. I was afraid I was wrong there for a second.

>>14286303
I'm going to reenact this http://exhentai.org/s/676279e164/774938-138

>>14286310
She's going to put your hard sleep-boner up her ass while you're asleep tonight.

>>14286312
>lonely skelington abomination nee-san
This is kind of my fetish, and it turns me on

>>14286366
You niggas are getting way to close to things I've had actual nightmares about in your waifu hipsterism.

>>14286322
It's not the machine, anon, it's the person driving it.
Support MADD and put an end to the madness.

>>14286373
>Not having nightmares about waifu hipsterism itself.

>>14286366
She's ready and willing to have you, anon. All you have to do is agree to be hers. Not forever or anything, just for a little while so she can cuddle you by the fireside, wrapping her arms and legs around you and maybe a little bit more. Is that so much to ask?

>>14286373
>>14286379
What is waifu hipsterism? I got myself a waifu before I ever had a crush on a 3D.

>>14286373
>waifu hipsterism
Anon please, I've been getting boners to horrible nightmare creatures ever since I saw the Alien concept art when I was a kid.

>>14286387
It's when you pick the most horrifying thing to waifu just for being horrifying.

>>14286374
anon you must never been to Canada
>wild Zambonis eating out of dumpsters
>sometimes taking unwatched kids from playgrounds
>can only kill them in season
>Zamboni repellent only works half the time
truly they are top tier predators

>>14286392
Oh. I've never picked waifus. They've just kinda sorta happened to me.

>>14286379
>Not writing scenes from your nightmares into your writefagging

>>14286396
I haven't had a nightmare in years. Last one wasn't even a real nightmare, but a fever dream.

>>14286392
>most horrifying thing to waifu
>awkwardly tall thin girl is the most horrifying thing he can imagine to waifu
Oh, anon...

>>14286396
I've written two of my dreams into stories!

>>14286395
Don't just focus on the bad. Remember all the good they've done, all the things they've given our culture.
Like hockey, and figure skating, and speed skating, and hockey.

>>14286401
where would you take Thing-chan out on a date?

>>14286392
But what if that's your fetish? What if her being horrifying just makes your dick that much harder?

>>14286392
>Not being able to find inner beauty as long as she's not crazy fat
>Not realising that her scary outer shell contains within, as a result of her experiences and own development, a sweet soul who yearns for love just as much as we do

>>14286413
Abominations know how to get comfy! You'll be glad to have one come winter.

>>14286413
You my nigga
Especially that spoiler
No fat chicks

>>14286401
What an absolute cutie!

>>14286408
Opera.

>>14286420
>Opera
Why do you hate her?

For those who care, I updated the Moon Rune List

http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT

Ive seen some weird things

>>14286426
>http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT
>極上の乳 = Big Breasts(google translates it to Best of Milk)

Awesome.

>>14286423
Not everyone is a pleb like you, anon.

>>14286426
Neat. If you haven't seen it yet, there's a thread on /d/ where people are compiling tags to use, also.

>>>/d/6506955

Though I suspect that you've already seen it.

>>14286432
Hey, I actually have been known to go to the theater. A line has to be drawn somewhere.

>>14286418
Thing-chan's as cute as heck. I'd be worried about her near an open fire, though. Maybe an electric heater can serve as a nice alternative.

>>14286439
Thanks for letting me know, I'll look it over

There will be no meecefortunes this Halloween.

>>14286454
I'm boarding up my walls and have the sentries on high alert. No Monster Girls are going to get me this Halloween.

>>14286454
The Rats in the Walls girl when?

>>14286454
I want to push a mouse down and steal her Halloween candy!

>>14286467
But that's mean. Mousegirls already have it rough.

>>14286477
The hell they do. Mice are ferocious and form biker gangs.

>>14286482
That's just the Martian variety, Anon.

Your favorite monster girl has gone rogue!

How do you, as a normal human being, subdue her?

>>14286482
Only because they're less likely to be mousenapped in groups.
At least two people in these threads have started a trend, guaranteeing that meesce will live in fear of cages, drugged cheese, and food stuffing.

>>14286487
How does a Dragon go rogue?

>>14286487
Barbecue and Headpats.
She's a Hellhound.

>>14286487
with my dick?

>>14286487
We're both skinny nerds so awkward pushing.

>>14286477
Homeowners association does not allow the distribution of peanuts that may or may not be in candy during this weekends Halloween festivities. Random, completely unbiased, and absolutely unrelated to "Yeah i could take her, she looks small" searches will be executed throughout the night as seen fit. Remember. This is keep your kids who may or may not be allergic to peanuts safe.

>>14286487
With a dead flower frozen in eternal beauty, and my dick in a box

>>14286496
She starts donating her entire fortune to a humangirl charity.

>>14286508
Oh. Well. I, err, uhh. I get a job. That'll show her. No more late-morning or early afternoon cuddles for her!

>>14286487
She's probably going on a tipsy rampage, so I position myself in her way to make her hug me until she falls asleep.

>>14286487
How does an engineer anubis go rogue?
She goes full mad scientist/amoral inventor?

>>14286523
Have you ever heard of Bloody Stupid Johnson?

>>14286523
To fight invaders, her mecha prototype will kill you and absorb your soul, she will then take advantage of kids and clones of you to start a cataclysm and bring you back

>>14286525
I feel like I should know, but I don't.

>Google
>Discworld character

Yes, I really should've remembered.

>>14286530
Why is she killing me and then bringing me back?
If she wants clones so badly, we can just chug doppelgangar potions for an hour.

>>14286530
>she will then take advantage of kids
Why would she NTR me with some shotas?

>>14286547
Not just kids, your whiny 14 year old son, she'll force him to fight

>>14286550
Will she give a clone of me for my daughteru to fuck?

>>14286487
>Kikimora

She's done the unthinkable and stopped using coasters. She needs some discipline. Perhaps some light percussion-based touching to the cranial capacity...

>tfw you will never get caught by a packmaster girl

>>14286560
>packmaster
Are they some type of Elf or something?

>>14286558
>A shota clone of yourself to marry your daughteru

How romantic. I think.

>>14286565
They catch them.

>>14286570
So they'd be Giant Mouse thieves that kidnap men to be their husbands?

>>14286575
Yes.

>>14286582
neato

>>14286134
>Half-Dwarf Kobold
You tempt dangerous forces with this kind of adorable anon...

>KC officially saying he won't have MGE-2 out till summer
Oh thank god that's a load off my mind.

>>14286606
I'd rather he didn't rush it anyway.

>>14286608
Yeah...I guess so. But,

>>14286606
Didn't we assume he was going to release it around January? Compared to that, Summer is such a long ways away.

>>14286491
To be fair, one of them also seems equally happy with putting them in frilly dresses and getting them ripped

Reminder that Undead Horse Pussy soldiers need help on their road to recovery during Peace Time!

Don't forget our veterans, even in death they still served!

Even the undead can find love!

>>14286487
Overload her with hugs and headpats. A dormouse can't really fight anything off.

>>14286628
He originally announced the MGE-2 and made vague reference to Winter Comiket 89, which is at New Years.

That was when he started doing the weekly releases. However it was pretty obvious that he wouldn't have enough girls to hit the 200 needed by then even with his rapid new rate. Seems he's also accepted that, and has announced it being pushed back to Summer Comiket 90, which is in August.

>>14286628
Does he release his stuff at comiket? That would be the end of December and probably the middle of August next year if a summer release is planned.

>>14286648
I want a Wight Nightmare.

>>14286657
A Wightmare?

>>14286606
>>14286608
>>14286628
>>14286651
>>14286654
>MGE-2
Never heard of this, what is it?

>>14286657
That's an agreeable thought.
How would she react to being called "My lovely night-wight"?
If you don't get the joke, try saying it out-loud a few times.

>>14286491
There are at least four mausposters I'm aware of, Nyanon, maussniffer, mausfattener and myself. Some of those may be the same people though, I don't know.

>>14286675
There is also a fifth element.

>>14286672
Does she glow a little with ghostly essence or something? Because that would really bring the pun together.

>Innawoods hunting
>Hoping to bag a deer for meat
>End up running into an Elf
>No big deal, until
>"You're going to fuck me?"
>"Excuse me?"
>"You're going to fuck me now?"
>"Lady, I don't even know you."
>"Hmph, as if I'd let some filthy human lay his hands on me!"
>Despite her words, she was already undressing herself
>"Jesus lady, I'm just looking for some meat for the winter."
>"You want to do what with your meat? How crass!"
>"This is ridiculous, I'm out of here."
>You find your path repeatedly blocked by the Elf
>"Come on, get out of the way."
>"First you threaten to fuck me against my will, and now you won't let me escape! You brute!"
>"This isn't funny, move."
>She was completely nude now, and making small dives for your pants
>She finally managed to get a hold of your belt, and her slim frame belied her strength
>You couldn't get her off you and she fumbled with your belt and zipper
>"What are you doing you crazy bitch?!"
>"Shut up you animal! It's enough that you've stripped me of my clothes and are trying to rape me, you don't need to insult me as well!"
>One last attempt to pull away from her left you tripping on your own pants as they fell towards your ankles, and that's all it took
>She had you pinned and was trying to get you hard as fast as possible
>She succeeded
>And without any fanfare, impaled herself on your dick
>She fucked you like she was possessed, and before long you came
>"Nooo! You monster! It's not enough that you did this to me, is it?! Are you trying to force me to carry your child too?!"
>She came right after saying that
>This is the craziest rape fantasy you've ever heard of
>Finally, it's over
>Whatever, you can pack your shit up and go home, you're done hunting for today
>"Y-you really mean it?"
>"Mean what? What the fuck are you talking about?"
>"Y-you're really going to t-take responsibility for me and this ch-ch-child you put inside of me?"
>"What?!"
>"I can't go back to my village after what you've done to me. P-please, I'll throw away my pride as an Elf and be your wife if you want me to, just please don't abandon me."
>This is really weird, but those are real tears
>What the hell is wrong with this woman?
>Shit, you really can't just leave her
>"Alright, fine, you can come with me."
>"T-thank you."
>As you headed towards home with this Elf clinging to your arm, you couldn't help but feel like you had gotten played

>>14286671
The second proper Monster Girl Encyclopedia, and fourth setting book KC'll have released. He announced it officially shortly before the Demon was posted.

MGE-1 came out several years ago, and compiled every MG up to that point, along with several new ones; from Alraune up to Lilim. 100 Profiles total. It also included new erotic bonus arts with most profiles, and the first real bits of setting info.

Now as he nears 200 profiles, he's poised to release the MGE-2, which will like contain much the same. 100 MGE Profiles, erotic bonus art for many of them, and new articles discussing the setting itself.

>>14286668
That works.

>>14286677
Well ok then.

>>14286678
I'm going to go with yes.
It'd be great if she glowed just a little brighter when you said it.

>>14286651
>in August
>not even Summer
>In August

You know, lying to me once is fine, but twice is unacceptable.

>>14286671
It's basically another volume of MGE, with the most recent 100 more girls from after the first volume. Also more miscellaneous stuff about the world it encompasses, I guess.

>>14286681
Ah, Okay. Thanks.

>>14286675
>>14286677
>5 mausposters

Those poor mice.

>>14286680
>Getting raped by an Elf
She must have been pretty buff.

>>14286680

Elves are weird.

>>14286697
I want to work out with that elf

>>14286694
There are a lot of them to go around, the more the merrier. Even if some of them are weird.

>>14286680
>>14286697
I like this idea.

>>14286697
Those stat buffs hit her hard.

>>14286697
Dang, scope dem muscles

>>14285807
You did it m8

I heard you fucked up on making the OP but at least you finally got your nureonago thread

A flustered dragon girls thrust an expensive piece of treasure into your hands and claims that we are you too are now married. What to you do now?

>>14286694
They should form a group. A small, close-knit group, with no more members than can be counted on one hand.
It will be their mission to ensure that no maus goes unmaulested. That no rat-tail can go without a ribbon tied on its tip, and that no rodent scents go unsniffed.

They will commit these heinous acts, because they must be commited. Because if the micegirls do not live in fear, their numbers will grow, and they will consume all that we know.

>>14286734
Do we even know each other?

>>14286697
mirin, would lift with

>>14286735
I'm all for it. They could even call themselves the Mausketeers!

>>14286734
What sort of dragon is she?
How long have we known each other?
What's her ideal romantic environment?

>>14286737
After you ask this she starts to tear up and quickly flies a way calling your a jerk and the biggest idiot in the world

>>14286751
So she was a stalker? I dodged a bullet there.

>>14286675
It feels more like Nyanon and some other guy samefagging every thread.

>>14286752
You broke her heart is that all you have to say for yourself?

>>14286761
She could at least introduce herself.

>>14286751
Not the same guy, but what if I grabbed her tail as she tried to fly away and told her I'd like to get to know her before I give her an answer?

>>14286761
Why should he care about breaking the heart of someone he doesn't know and who was trying to force a lifelong commitment on him without building trust and intimacy first?

>>14286734
Depends. If I'm bigger than her, I'll pick her up. If she's picker than me, I'll jump in her arms instead.

>>14286734
>and claims that we are you too are now married
Ask if English is her first language.

Thread needs more mammies.

>>14286768
She is very lonely from guarding her horde all the time and is inexperienced in properly expressing herself you insensitive jerk

>>14286781
Slimegirl mammies? Slimegirl mommies?
Let's go with both.

>>14286781
B-but I just fapped!

>>14286788
Lewd.

>>14286781
How many we talking? I've got this somewhat legal seismic device that summons wurms...

>>14286648
I just love how Riot managed to fuck up the lore for the Shadow Isles and turn everything related to it into edgy shitlord reddit tier maymay.

>>14286782
Then she should have the guts or desperation to stick around, make her case, and convince him rather than run off.

>>14286802
Anon don't bring the Siege Worms here, that's a fate no mad should have to suffer.

>>14286802
I've got a perfectly legal thumper for Sandworms.

>>14286781
If you insist.
http://i.imgur.com/BQfirch.jpg
This still feels wrong to me.

>>14286825
You've gone too far.

>>14286825
Those are clearly swollen venom glands displacing her flat breasts

>>14286825
It's nice to see a busty Oomukade for once, although I wish it was drawn by a more experienced artist.

>>14286798
Are you saying there's something lewd about loving slimegirl mothers?
Is it lewd to see their breasts grow as they begin to produce milk, rich in nutrients and easy for their developing child to digest?
Is it lewd to see her coo and sing to the fetus developing within her, sometimes forming a hand within herself so she can stroke your child?

>>14286843
Well, it's kind of lewd how the baby stares at my dick while I'm fucking mommy. I really wish she wouldn't do that.

>>14286813
but other dragons will bully her if her horde is smaller than theirs

>>14286825
>No Oomukade will ever kidnap and and force you to suckle her overgrown teats as she coos at how cute her "little brother" is.

>>14286798

>>14286781
I agree!

>>14286876
She's going to try and melt me into slime, isn't she?

I'm down for it.

>>14286760
Could be, but I'm neither Nyanon nor a samefag.

>>14286880
>Life as a Goblin War-cheif.jpg

>>14286897
>she's going to try to melt me into slime

Uhh...no. Actually she isn't.

Weirdo.

>>14286840
The main problem is that she hasn't got the meat on her body to back up the breasts so she just looks silly.
>>14286871
What if she had venom glands in an intricate pattern over her breasts?

>>14286903
Oh. Well, I guess I'll still bath with her.

Dark Slimes just make it seem enjoyable.

>>14286902
So are you giving all your goblins Holst milk to give them breasts like that anon?
What about the Hobgoblins?

>TFW no Cenobite waifu

>>14286914
>Hobgoblin can barely move with new titties, even with super strength
>Other goblins love new tits.
>Breasts get bigger after impregnating all of them

>>14286734
>and claims that we are you too are now married
I giggle at her awkwardness and jump into her claws

>>14286926
>Cenobite

The only MG cenobite I know isn't quite waifu material, pic related

>>14286912
She'll turn you into a shota and take your virginity for herself though.

>>14286954
>isn't quite waifu material
That's rude. She looks like a nice girl.

>>14286914
Anon I don't think you understand the situation you see there in the picture. It is one highly diplomatic and serious in nature, see the man in the middle is the husband of one of those ladies, the ladies are the heads of two different Goblin tribes that have been at war. This is how they negotiate a peaceful end to the conflict, this is their discussion table if you will, its the place Hobgoblins feel the most at home. While giving a double paizuri the hobgoblins discuss politics and a resolution to their disagreements. If all goes well then they celebrate with more paizuri/reverse spit-roast(one girl rides the guy's face while the other rides his dick). And thus the conflict ends with both Hobgoblins now the man's wives. This is how issues are settled in the Goblin world, I hope you have enjoyed this message and are wiser because of it.

I want to rape a wurm who doesn't understand what's happening! Then take responsibility!

>>14286990
You stay the hell away from Superwurm you freak!

>>14287001
But I'm just a helpless slutty reporter who was caught by the bad guys and used as a hostage.

Superwurm rescued me but it looks like a very important part of my body is broken! If it isn't treated right now I'll die!

Don't worry Superwurm, I'll show you exactly what to do.

>>14286987
Yes, but then the guy has to please all the goblins of both tribes. I'm familiar with Goblin politics anon, and any man who becomes the husband of a Hobgoblin must become the husband of all the Goblins under her command.
And when it comes to Goblins with a particular zeal for breasts, he'll need to marry a Holstaurus too so they can have a steady supply of her breast enhancing milk.
Any man who becomes the husband of a Goblin Tribe would have to marry and fuck lots of girls, so I can't imagine what someone married to two tribes would need to do.

>>14286559
Are you sure? That might be dangerous anon.

>>14286907
>Wake up one day in a room you don't recognize with a splitting headache
>You try to sit up, but cramps rock your body as you do, forcing you to stay down
>An Oomukade with red puffy creeps out of the shadows and looms over you
>"Little bro!" she says, her face hovering inches over yours. "You're awake!''
>"Mom and I were so worried when you went missing, but I've finally found you! If only mom were here!"
>She notices your obvious discomfort and tilts her head
>" Are you not feeling well? I can make you better!"
>She eagerly removes her shirt, revealing her large breasts which are decorated with intricate venom glands
>She lifts up your head and shoves her teat into your mouth
>As you try to struggle, her eyes grow dark and she glares at you
>"Is something wrong? I know I'm not as good as mom, but I'm doing this for your own good. Drink up."
>Afraid of what she might do, you begin to do as told
>As you suck at her bug jugs, she holds you tighter, quivering every time your lips or tongue touch her venom glands.
>As you continue to drink her bitter milk, no longer makes any attempt to hide her pleasure , moaning loudly
>Evidently this is enough for her to reach her peak, and she falls on top of you as she orgasms.
>As you try to push her off, she wraps around you in a hug
>"That's the good boy I remember. Now get to sleep. we have a lot to catch up on.
>You're forced to spend the rest of the night squished under her, too nervous to sleep as you think of what she meant by that.

>>14286990
>"Hey, Anon, what're you doing? That's not how you wrestle! You're so silly sometimes, but I love that about you."
>"Now we're ticklefighting? Uh, okay, but my tummy's a little higher than that. No, I said HIGHE-EEP!"
>"It got all intense? Even from just you touching my private area?"
>"Oh, so it's like a game. And taking off your pants is another game too!"
>"Hey, it looks like one of those big mushrooms! And it's really hot, too. Especially when you put it so close to that."
>"I-is this still part of the game, Anon? I'm a little scared. It feels kind of tight. But you promise it'll feel good in a moment?"

>>14286990
>>14287021
Retard wurms are pretty annoying more than anything.

>>14287023
>That sentence
Stop trying to act cool, Wurm-chan

>>14287025
Never

>Do not struggle, boya.
>The Interfacing will only be mildly disturbing.
>I think.

Would your monster girl waifu be overly proud of things having to do with you?
>Someone insults you
>She unzips your pants and pulls your dick out
>"This is what he fucks me with every night! Big, right? Stay jealous, whore!"

>>14287013
This is why Hathorism is so popular amongst the Goblin tribes.

>>14287019
Great now I want to be kidnapped by a creepy crawly. I wanted it but that's not the point.

>>14287049
>Mindflayer looks deep into anons mind
>Sees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl97u2oRwQ0

>>14287050
Dammit, I keep telling her to stop pulling my pants down in public. We're going to have a talk about this when we get home.

>>14287019
>lactating girls that AREN'T Holsts
First there was that Hannya thing from yesterday, and now this.
Oh boy.

>>14287050
What, in public? Get your hands out of my pants while people are watching.

>>14287060
>She smiles because this is going through hers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCspzg9-bAg

>>14287060
Imagining her "What the fuck am I looking at" face is making me laugh.
We've found the ultimate weapon against mindflayers.

>>14287050
My waifu has some class unlike the rest. She wouldn't do such a vulgar thing.

>>14287050
My waifu would have to take responsibilty for my erection before it goes back into my pants. I do love that she takes pride in me, I think she's amazing too, that's why she wears the skimpy bikini

>>14287078
Just think of that one stupid youtube video that makes you laugh like an idiot.

Mindflayers can't defend against that.

>>14287056
Imagine what sex with all of them feels like though.
Two tribes worth of Oppai Goblins, two Hobgoblins with possibly bigger breasts, a Holstaurus or two, and whatever other girls the Goblins brought into the tribe to keep it going.
The full moon would just be one gigantic paizuri orgy with you at the center.

>>14287083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ajhzlq42f0

We've finally found a use for stupid and/or goofy youtube videos. Fucking with Mindflayers.

>>14287050
>Turn to her when she's gone
>Ask her if she really thinks it's big
>Find something to pull her behind
>Try not to let other people hear us having vigorous sex, brought on by a massive surge of affection

>>14287083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>Mindflayer enters an Anon's mind
>It's a blank, symmetrical grid
>She's bored at first, if not a little confused
>Suddenly, the music starts, faint at first and then growing in volume
>Prince Adam's head rises like the sun
>HEEEEEEYEEAAAYEEAAAAA
>HFW she nopes the fuck right out

>>14287101
We need art of this.

>>14287101
Now all I can see is He-Man with monster girls. It's beautiful.

>>14287083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVQGw5EIPc
I think she'd question if humans were really worth it.

>>14287120
And this would confirm it for her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qYShc9D9uk

>>14287120
>HFW when she tries to mindflay you and finds this playing on endless repeat in your brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-YBfnappM

>>14287070
Two horns on an Oni a Hannya does not make.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>14287133
I'd rather be breastfed by an Ushi who uses her web to keep me in place.

>>14287131
How strong would someone have to be to have a foursome with an Ogre, an Oni, and a Troll?

>>14287016
I'll take those chances.

>>14287050
She isn't the kind to gush about about it...in public, anyway. Knowing her, she'd be mentally screaming all over the place about her CEO of maid fucking.

>>14287151
Hulk levels of strength.

>tfw a Mindflayer would just find my Hopes and Dreams playing
>on repeat, full tilt, without end

>>14287128
>>14287163
>Mindflayer tries to mindflay me
>Now she understands

>>14287148
A feast of fools. I can't wait!
Give me a taste of her misfit love

>"Poof! A spell through your heart, you're mine now!"

>>14287199
I didn't need a spell to want to slap that unreasonably chubby pussy.

>>14287199
Should've casted a spell to get a better drawing. That one isn't even finished!

How do you feel about Raiju?

>>14287223
10/10
Would raise a thunderpup

>>14287199
Anon is bleeding out on the floor now great