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Wife slime is best slime.

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>> No.14285808

Can someone ban this guy already?

>> No.14285809

>>14285807
Yeti leg hugs are the best hugs

>> No.14285829

God damn it OP, wait until the thread dies. This is getting just as bad as the /kcg/ guy.

>> No.14285842

The old thread is third-to-last on the tenth page anyway.

>> No.14285843

>>14285829
This guy is either retarded or a troll.

>> No.14285846

>>14285842
The further back a thread is, the longer it takes to be pushed back.

>> No.14285850

>>14285842
>Being this fucking new

>> No.14285925

>>14285842
Then that thread will last for like another couple of days. Don't be retarded like kancollefags.

>> No.14285937
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14285937

Big, cuddly wendigos. They even come with their own blanket to sleep under.

>> No.14285938

awoo~

>> No.14285941

>>14285937
>A-team theme plays

>> No.14285953
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14285953

Chuuni ryu

>> No.14285954

>>14285941
You know, your comment has just made me wonder, what would the Monstergirl A-team consist of?

>> No.14285956

>>14285953
They're already goddess-tier, so what do they have to gain by going full Dahku Furaymu Mastah?

>> No.14285957

>>14285937
Muffled awawa sounds coming from Wendigo coats

>> No.14285962
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14285962

Putting pillows in this thing is starting to really hurt my damn arms

>> No.14285963
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>>14285937
I want to see more of this version of the Wendigo.

>> No.14285968

>>14285962
I admire your dedication to you're waifu.

>> No.14285970

>>14285954
Oni for BA, maybe Vampire for Hannibal, Succubus for Face, Jabberwock for Murdock

>> No.14285972
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>>14285962
Keep going. That burn in your muscles your fiery passion trying to burst out of your body.

>> No.14285975

>>14285954

Hannibal is a Pharoah
Face is a Shoggoth
BA is a Wurm
Murdock is a Cheshire

>> No.14285989

>>14285963
>little Wendigo meets CC Wendigo
>looks over CC's body thoroughly
>little Wendigo nervous about becoming this way when she's older

>> No.14285991

>>14285972
I want to headpat a chuuni wurm

>> No.14285994

>>14285989
Now I need to see this made.
A tall, beautiful CC wendigo picking up a little wendigo and smiling at her. The little one doesn't know what to do with herself, so she just flails her legs and stammers while the CC thinks back to when she was just like that.

>> No.14286002

>>14285989
Becoming a tall busty deer woman isn't anything to worry about.

>> No.14286007

>>14285994
>Anon walks by and headpats the loli
>Older one starts pouting and demanding them.
>Younger one wants more
>Both begin "awawawa"ing to display dominance until Anon just head pats both of them at the same time.

>> No.14286008

What have you done to thank Paladin chan for protecting you against all these crazy rapist?

>> No.14286011

>>14286008
Bought her a cake.

>> No.14286013

>>14286008
Added Ushi blood to this>>14286011 cake.

>> No.14286015

>>14286013
Well, I guess I'll just need to enjoy my spider-cow paladin.

>> No.14286017

>>14286007
That seems irresponsible of the older one. She should be nicer. Everyone's going to get their turn, after all.

>> No.14286018

Wendigo old and busted
Wurmdigo new hotness

>> No.14286021

>>14286017
Wendigo society is hierarchical in nature, one must always display strength by having the loudest "Awawawaw"

>> No.14286022

>>14286007
>>Both begin "awawawa"
That better be like a French ara ara for the older one, knigga.

>> No.14286023

>>14286017
That's the way she used to think, Anon. After a few years of younger Wendigos snatching potential husbands away from her, she's done being the patient one.

>> No.14286025

>>14286008
I held hands with her.

>> No.14286028
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>>14286018
Wurms are square-block-in-circle-hole retarded while Wendigos aren't.

>> No.14286031

>>14286008
Invited her to my wedding with my monstergirl wife

>> No.14286032

>>14286002
Sure it is. Tall, bust deer women are always being jumped and hammered from behind by horny men.

>> No.14286033

>>14286022
>Aʁaʁaʁa desu wa~
...As she circles you, her generous bust grazing your shoulders, her long, slender fingers teasing your chest.

>> No.14286037

>>14286022
Yes, it's a deeper, smoother noise but it is still recognizable as an Awawawa

>> No.14286038

>>14286023
>After a few years of younger Wendigos snatching potential husbands away from her, she's done being the patient one.
Christ, what kind of 'men' does she surround herself with?

>> No.14286039
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>>14285972
>>14285963
>>14285962
Every pillow i own and it's still not enough

it's a good thing i'm getting one of these sometime today
http://amzn.com/B00FFACNGE

>> No.14286041

>>14286039
Hot damn.

>> No.14286043

>>14286008
>Secretly an Incubus living with my Succubus waifu
>I'm easily able to blend in with the townspeople
>Waifu uses magic and makeup to disguise herself as a human woman
>Paladin woman gets stationed in town after some Salamanders tried to raid it
>Wait for her to be on guard at the town gates one evening
>Run out of the woods towards the gate with a look of terror on my face with my waifu no longer in disguise chasing me
>Waifu, takes off when the paladin runs to challenge her
>Thanks the paladin profusely and insist that she be rewarded with, at the very least, dinner with my wife and I
>Waifu's already back home in disguise
>Puts sedatives in her food to knock her out
>She comes to tied to the bed, being raped by my waifu and I
>Shouts for help, begs us to stop
>Eventually settles into relentless sobbing
>Finally cum inside her
>Sobbing becomes laughter as she transforms into a Succubus
>Have 2 waifus now
>She still pretends to be a paladin protecting the townspeople

>> No.14286045

>>14286038
>Christ, what kind of 'men' does she surround herself with?
Braindead ninnies that don't know a cool, patient beauty when they see one.

>> No.14286046

>>14286039
Then you'll have to take all those pillows out and put the big ones in. I don't envy you.

>> No.14286047

>>14286043
Disgusting

Macaroni isn't popcorn, what are you doing captcha

>> No.14286052

>>14286043
Yes, this pleases muh dick.

>> No.14286053

>>14286047
>Using anything but legacy captcha

>> No.14286054
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>>14286043
This but without the succuslut. Just date rape followed by creampie and profession of love.

>> No.14286055

>>14286038
Mamono mana is a hell of a thing, Anon.

>> No.14286058

>>14286045
A girl like that should be the rarest of the rare. Hell, I'd go mountain climbing In just a pair of tracksuit pants and a jumper if only to find one and snuggle in her coat for warmth.

>> No.14286059
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>>14286043
beautiful

>> No.14286062

>>14286054
Anon, I know we're all warped by years of h-manga, but in the real world a woman ain't going to like you if you rape her. And this is a paladin we're talking about, not a monstergirl, so there's no mamonomana to fix it.

>> No.14286065

>>14285807
Must... Finish... Nureonago... Story...
>>14286043
Not cool, man. She's just doing what she thinks is right and you rape her?

>> No.14286066

>>14286062
>a woman ain't going to like you if you rape her
She doesn't have to. I'm going to go full yan and keep her tied up and act as if we're married lovers.

>> No.14286071

>>14286066
>I'm going to go full yan
My nigger.

>> No.14286072

>>14286043
Well that's mean.

>> No.14286073

>>14286066
Gotta say, it's pretty creepy if you're a dude.

>> No.14286074
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14286074

>>14285807

being wrapped up in a Nureonago while you both sit outside and enjoy the rain, her body sheltering you from the rain.

>> No.14286075

>>14286073
That's just your internalized misandry talking.

>> No.14286080

>>14286066
>male yandere
There is nothing more disgusting and creepy

>> No.14286081

>>14286075
It's silence of the lambs is what it is.

>> No.14286082

>>14286073
>it's pretty creepy if you're a dude
Not, him, but why?

>Not going full yan for your waifu
Who else will keep her safe?

>> No.14286085

Wurm babies.

>> No.14286087

>>14286081
As long as you don't eat your waifu, I fail to see the problem.

>> No.14286088

>>14286085
Little bundles of muscle and destruction

>> No.14286089
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>>14286066
Male yanderes a shit.

>> No.14286092

>>14286082
>Not going full yan for your waifu
Right? And they call themselves husbandos. What an utter disgrace.

>> No.14286093

Is KC seriously gonna just leave us with Cu Sith? Fucking asshole.

>> No.14286094

>>14286085
I'm now imagining Wurm children opening their closets on old monster movie dimensions muppet-style.

>> No.14286096

>>14286082
>for your waifu
But she doesn't know who you are and thinks you're a crazed rapist, and your actions will only make her hate you more.
>>14286087
Then I guess we have nothing more to say.

>> No.14286098

>>14286085
Immediately go to the orphanage.
>>14286093
Looks like it's back to updates every few weeks then. ;_;

>> No.14286099

>>14286073
Oh, my bride bit me again when I gave her a good night kiss? She's such a clumsy girl! I'll have to be extra careful when feeding her in the morning so she doesn't spill anything. Then it's time for a nice morning under a blanket in front of the fire, just her sitting in my lap, chatting and enjoying the warmth. She has such a lovely, sharp sense of humor - "I'm going to gut you like a fish when I get free", and "You belong on the gallows, you insane criminal!"

>> No.14286102

>>14286096
>But she doesn't know who you are and thinks you're a crazed rapist, and your actions will only make her hate you more.

>implying
Best yan is a slow burn yan based on devotion, not the whole 'You helped me cross the street once, bear my children.'

>> No.14286104

>>14286096
>thinks you're
knows. She knows he's a crazed rapist. Because that's what he is.

>> No.14286105

>>14286096
>you're a crazed rapist, and your actions will only make her hate you more
Now there's something I didn't expect to read in /mgt/.

>> No.14286107

>>14286102
Best yan is when the other one loves them back, but is too awkward to communicate it and ends up brutally imprisoned and raped.

>> No.14286110

>>14286102
But that's exactly what the post was about, anon.
>>14286099
Yeah, that's still pretty disturbing. I couldn't waifu a woman who hates me.

>> No.14286111

>>14286099
This is actually genuinely gross, Anon. Please stop.

>> No.14286112

>>14286110
Wife abduction is a tried and true method with a glorious history, anon.

>> No.14286115

>>14286105
Not all of us are broken human beings.
Some of us are just here for the sexy weirdos.

>> No.14286119

>>14286115
Sure, I just find the irony rather amusing.

>> No.14286120

>>14286099
Even that's too much for me, and I like pet-play.

>> No.14286121

>>14286112
Again, it's certainly not for me. I'd rather a loving wife than one beaten into silence.

>> No.14286122

So there's quite a few species that are created by converting human girls. Can these species be created from non-humans?

For example, could their be Dwarf werewolves?

>> No.14286126

>>14286039
It's 7 meters right? Buy 4 150x50cm standard dakimakura pillows and fill the last meter with whatever pillows you have

>> No.14286127

>>14286110
>But that's exactly what the post was about, anon.
So it's not best yan, but any yan is still alright. Besides even if mamono mana won't fix it for that anon, enough time, and Stockholm Syndrome will fix it. They'll be a lovestuck, healthily obsessed couple in no time.

Also, >>14286112 this. And you don't have to beat her into silence. Just put a gag on her 'till she figures out that screaming won't help.

>> No.14286128

>>14286120
It's love, so it's ok.

>> No.14286130

>>14286093
Are you seriously going to be this mad about pretend monster waifus?

>> No.14286132

>>14286119
Welcome to Double Standards: The thread.

>> No.14286134

>>14286122
I mean, there already exists a half-Elf Werewolf.

I have been toying with the though of monsterized Elves and Dwarves getting transformed into other monstergirls. In that regard, a Dorf Kobold would be a top-notch waifu.

>> No.14286136

>>14286122
Toddlercon please. Just make daughterus and sex those.

>> No.14286137

>>14286122
Yes. They're "human" for the purposes of monsters.
>>14286127
She'll still loathe you in her core and as a paladin she has an exceptionally strong will. One night you will wake to your throat being slit.

>> No.14286138

>>14286122
There is a precedent set with a half-elf so I don't know.

I think elves/dwarves go straight to the monsterized version unless they are half human

>> No.14286139

>>14286121
>beaten into silence
But anon, I wouldn't even think of hurting my lovely bride. Why would I? It's not her fault she's so clumsy. I'd hold her tight every day and every night like the treasure she is to me. I wouldn't mind her trashing around during sex and accidentally giving me a black eye with her forehead, either. I'd stop and embrace her to keep her from hurting herself until her fit of epilepsy subsided. Then I'd give her forehead a gentle kiss before putting it back in.

>> No.14286140

>>14286130
>cu sith
>monster waifu

>> No.14286142

>>14286132
As long as they realize they do, it's fine if they have them.

>> No.14286143

>>14286140
>Not real
>This mad

>> No.14286146

>>14286139
Urge to vomit rising

>> No.14286147
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>>14286018
Wurmdigo, you say?

>> No.14286149

>>14286139
What a loving husbando.

>> No.14286152

>>14286143
>Being a furry apologist
>Being homosexual

>> No.14286154

>>14286126
i'm getting two of those pillows that i linked, those and a normal sized pillow should cover it

I need the other daki pillows for my other Miia dakis

>> No.14286157

>>14286137
>She'll still loathe you in her core and as a paladin she has an exceptionally strong will. One night you will wake to your throat being slit.
>Dying by the hand of the only one I love
How sweet. I wouldn't want to leave her alone in this world though, so there'd probably be a catch 22. Oh! I know, I'll bind her soul to mine, so that when one of us leaves, we both do! I'll take her out of town at night, with bindings and a gag of course, for her own safety. I'd take her to the nearby Lich and gaze into her lovestruck eyes burning like a conflagration of passion as the ritual is completed.

>>14286142
I don't think they do

>> No.14286158

>>14286139
Well, now I feel unclean just from reading that. I'm gonna go think about actual loving relationships.

>> No.14286161

>>14286147
She looks like some kind of candy covered chocolate treat

>> No.14286162

>>14286139
Hot.
What do you do for kinks? Elaborate on every filthy detail.

>> No.14286165

>>14286157
To die killing you would probably be fine with a paladin. They die for less all the time.


I don't understand why people like Yandere in the first place. Is this supposed to be attractive?

>> No.14286169

>>14286152
>Being so buttflustered about a fake furry dogwoman drawn by a random fetish artist
>Being such a smugly self-centered shit when you've never paid a dime for any of the artist's prior content, but you still call him a cunt
>Being this unaware of your own faggotry

>> No.14286173
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>>14286043
Barring the 2nd waifu thing it's nice to see someone else knows what it means to be a proper Incubus with a Succubus waifu.

>> No.14286174

>>14286165
>spoiler
Supposedly, it's about devotion, which makes perfect sense to me.

>> No.14286176

>>14286169
>Being a white knight for someone who can't even speak your language
>Being gay

>> No.14286177

>>14286165
>To die killing you would probably be fine with a paladin. They die for less all the time.
That's okay. With our souls bound, we can enjoy eternity together, the way we should have. And then we'll be reborn together, as twins, and add the bond of blood to what we had in our past life.

>> No.14286178

>>14286147
uncensored where?

>> No.14286180

>>14286165
>spoiler
People like the idea of having a hot woman obsessed with them. Male yandere is doing it wrong, these guys are emotionally disturbed.

>> No.14286181

>>14286176
Salt-kun, while the quality of your posts is astounding, I have to ask you to stop.

>> No.14286182

>>14286162
I kiss her neck and collarbones while running my hands in circles around her thighs, butt, sides and chest. Then I put it in in the missionary position and hold her hands while lying on top of her to hug her. Sometimes her teeth graze my ear while I do, but it's alright. I love her so much. Sometimes she's on top in the seated position, then I run my nose between and around her small breasts while hugging her and stroking her back and shoulders.

>> No.14286184

>>14286180
>Male yandere is doing it wrong
Explain.
>these guys are emotionally disturbed
And female ones aren't?

>> No.14286185

>>14286177
That's assuming, of course, that the chief God doesn't take her soul for faithful service against the wicked as a Valkyrie. She'll get her just reward someday.
>>14286174
I dunno. Seems a bit fucked up to me.

>> No.14286186

>>14286180
Not him but women have the exact same fetish for hot rich guys obsessing over them. It's like 90% of teen girl fiction. Just look at Twilight and all that ilk.

>> No.14286188

>>14286178
No idea where I found it, so I reuploaded it.
http://imgur.com/Ai9Q0Zd
I was going to be funny by moving one of those censor faces onto her face, but that's too much trouble for a lame joke. So just pretend that I did that.

>> No.14286190

>>14286185
>Seems a bit fucked up to me
Fair, but I for one can see why people like it.

>> No.14286192

>>14286180
Again,
>He wouldn't go full yan for his waifu
Despicable.

>>14286185
>chief God
>Giving a fuck
She only wants humans to die. I can't trust my waifu's afterlife to a bitch like that. No, She's coming with me, I'll hold her extra tight as I bleed out under her, and pledge my soul and hers by extension to the gods of death, if only to enjoy a peaceful afterlife together.

>> No.14286194

You just sneezed. How does your waifu react to this unexpected turn of events?

>> No.14286195

>>14286184
They're both psycho in the real world, of course. I'm speaking specifically within the context of this thread.

Fantasizing about a hot woman obsessing over you is perfectly normal, if not to everyone's taste.
Fantasizing about obsessing over, stalking, abducting and raping a completely unwilling woman; you're fucked in the head, get help.

>> No.14286196

>>14286188
>No idea where I found it
Probably from the cripple-chan drawthread, cause that is where it came from.

>> No.14286199

>>14286196
Have they put out anything else worthwhile?
Maybe I should lurk there.

>> No.14286202

>>14286185
Why wouldn't a Paladin try to redeem someone that's obviously been corrupted, his bottomless love for her twisted? She should pray for him and try to heal him instead of threatening and hurting him.

>> No.14286203

>>14286186
Yeah, that's totally normal. It's normal to fantasize about an ideal partner obsessing over you. It's NOT normal to fantasize about being a creepy stalker yourself.

>> No.14286204

>>14286199
...That's really up to taste, honestly.

>> No.14286207

>>14286202
Some people ping as evil. You do not suffer them to live if they only commit further evil acts.

>> No.14286208
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Who is your Waterloo, anons?

>> No.14286210

>>14286195
I dunno, seems hypocritical to me.

>> No.14286212

>>14286207
>wanting to kill someone who spends all day every day hugging you because your little parlor trick says he's evil

>> No.14286215

>>14285953
I want to leave cookies as offerings! A whole dozen!

>> No.14286217

>>14286196
I doubt it. I know I've taken some chesire and anubis stuff from there in that past. You know those little coloured in pencil drawings?
Probably some Anon posted it to imgur. The original filename I had for it implies that.

>> No.14286218

>>14286212
Just replace hugging with brutal rape and parlor trick with divine gift and you're on the right track.

>> No.14286223

>>14285962
So this is what it means when people say they're "tired but happy"?
>>14285963
I'm not moving, so she can't get me, right?

>> No.14286224

>>14286147
>>14286188
I want to feed this Wurm-chan some Steel Donuts!

>> No.14286228

>>14286122
Elves and dwarves are considered human by the world's settings, and are subject to the same transformations as humans. The profiles just cover their version of generic succubi.

>> No.14286229

>>14286217
>I doubt it
The unfinished versions of that pic originated on their drawthread, as well as the finished one. I don't know what else to tell you.

>> No.14286234

>>14286212
>Not wanting to kill someone who betrayed you, imprisoned you, repeatedly raped you, and who is now talking about taking you to a Lich, one of the monsters you are sworn to fight, so he can have your soul twisted away from service to the gods and bound to his own

>> No.14286237
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So ronery...

>> No.14286240

>>14286237
I want to feed her a Jiggling Fruit!

>> No.14286243

>>14286234
>betrayed you
Remember it started out as date rape, too. It's probably someone she was somewhat fond of before, if she was willing to have a private dinner with him. Imagine getting abducted and raped by someone you thought was your friend.

>> No.14286245

>>14286234
>Implying
It's just a loving husband wanting to make sure his waifu is with him and safe at all times.

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>>14286223
>I'm not moving, so she can't get me, right?
She can smell your fear.

>> No.14286252

>>14286245
Getting their souls melded would be pretty romantic, actually, if it wasn't rape. Really the whole scenario would be amazingly vanilla without the rape.

>> No.14286253

>>14286250
Damn. I guess I'm getting me a Wendinee-san.

>> No.14286259

>>14286253

A wendigonee-san?

>> No.14286260

>>14286252
I wasn't rape anon in the first place, I was the other one, so it's okay. Really It's probably reverse rape. Getting raped by a powerful influential and strong MG, only to turn the tables and go full yan on her sounds fun.

>> No.14286262

>>14286229
Wasn't denying that. Just saying I found it elsewhere.
Although I do sometimes see if there's anything of worth over there. Looking now though, it's kind of crazy just how slow that place is.

>> No.14286263

>>14286259
Wendy nee-san, go!

>> No.14286267

>>14286260
See, that scenario sounds better. She already loves or at least wanted you so it's not nearly as disturbing. Plus, monsters love that shit.

>> No.14286270

>>14286259
>Wendigo-oneesan will never cradle you in her bony thin arms and kiss you with ruined lips, whispering how you'll always be her anon

>> No.14286272

>>14286270
>ruined lips
Wait, what happened to her?

>> No.14286276

>>14286270
Wendigo-oneesan is a healthy, fit, and a bit of a squishy woman.

>> No.14286279

>>14286262
>kind of crazy just how slow that place is
Boy is it.

>> No.14286280

I want a Titania to spoil me!

>> No.14286282

>>14285937
>filename
If you ever need a place to hide, you can always come to Elflandia. Or here>>14285953
Nobody would look for a desperado there.

>> No.14286284

>>14286272
>bony thin arms
Malnutrition?

>> No.14286289

>>14286284
Hidoi! We need to get her to Trader Anon, stat!

>> No.14286290

>>14286282
>Elflandia

And be treated like a second class citizen?

>> No.14286293

>>14286290
Real world Elflandia, you know. Where all the Finnish Rape Elves come from.

>> No.14286294

>>14286267
Tsun girl + yan boy would be great. She'd blush and barely hug him back while he was panting into her breastplate-stunted chest after coming deep inside her.

>> No.14286298
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Why isn't she more popular?

>> No.14286301

>>14286298
She can't hug very well.

>> No.14286303
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Uh oh! Your onee-san has become a big girl from her lethargy and decadence! Will you help your lazy onee-san lose weight?

Be careful though, she'll whine if you make her exercise!

>> No.14286308

>>14286294
>she's never actually been tied up, she could have shook the ropes off any time

>> No.14286309

>>14286303
Nah, oneesans are supposed to be big

>> No.14286310
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What is this fox plotting /mgt/?

>> No.14286311

>>14286303
Give her a body like http://i.imgur.com/78aBwgu.jpg

>> No.14286312

>>14286272
>>14286276
She's a wendigo, anon. She's rail-thin to emphasize her greed and her lips are bloody to remind you and her of her crime.

>> No.14286314

>>14286303
>Be careful though, she'll whine if you make her exercise!
I hate whining, so I'm just going to bury my face in her plump, squishy belly whenever I feel like it.

>> No.14286315

>>14286310
Inviting her boyfriend for a sleepover while her parents are away on a romantic getaway.

>> No.14286317

>>14286303
If that's all the weight she has, hell no. She's soft and comfy now.
>>14286312
Soylent Green is not illegal.

>> No.14286319

>>14286310
She's planing on spying on her Onii-chan masturbate again.

>> No.14286320

>>14286312
That isn't sexy or appealing at all.

Luckily we still have those two drawings from above to act as more proper interpretations of a busty Wendigo.

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>>14286310
She's going to spike your food.

>> No.14286322

who knew zamboni machines were so dangerous

>> No.14286325

>>14286310
She probably wants my underwear again, I doubt she's wearing any of her own.

>> No.14286326

>>14286312
>wanting to turn Wendigos into rail-thin Abominations
Wasn't that Tindalos story enough for you Bollocks?

>> No.14286327

>>14286310
She's going to lay herself low.

>> No.14286328

>>14286310
Grinding her pussy against onii-chans pillow.

>> No.14286331

>>14286303
She's fine the way she is.

>> No.14286333

>>14286310
What is rape Alex.

I'll take Potent Potables for 500.

>> No.14286335

>>14286310
>she's plotting the downfall of man by having an army of daughterus with you
>but in the end she just wants to live with you
>forever

>> No.14286336

>>14286310
To blackmail the babysitter into becoming her mofuslave.

>> No.14286337

>>14286320
>not helping your beloved older sister descend into madness and lose her humanity
>2011+4
>>14286317
True. But it's not as GOOD when it doesn't come right from the source, don't you agree?



what, you guys can't handle a wendigo? Then why do you keep asking for one?

>> No.14286340

>>14286326
>turn Wendigos INTO rail-thin abominations
I think they started there, anon.

>> No.14286341

>>14286337
The taste of Soylen Green really does vary from person to person.

>> No.14286342

>>14286328
>your little sister was sick today so you had to walk to school alone
>but when you came home early because you think you got whatever she had
>you see your little sister naked
>on your bed
>with three fingers inside her getting your pillows soaking wet
I've got to stop I can't work with a boner right now

>> No.14286343

>>14286337
You're sounding a little pretentious right now.

>> No.14286344

>>14286340
Anon, you know we've been using KC's Wendigo for a few months now right?
When did that one get released actually? I forgot.

>> No.14286349

>>14286294
>>14286308
What is it's a overpowered tsun monster like a lilim or bapho or dragon or something, and a really weak yan humanboy who she could blow away with flick, but she let's him 'overpower' and 'imprison' her because it's what she secretly desires?

>> No.14286350

>>14286344
Same time as Shoggoth and Mindflayer. Maybe late summer?

>> No.14286353

>>14286344
Back during June or July.

>> No.14286354

>>14286349
But I want her to be a Paladin. It's a way for her to indulge in her sinful lust without admitting to herself that she wants it.

>> No.14286356

>>14286344
You can have your moeblob, I'll keep the monster even vaguely related to its original myth.
>>14286341
The new stuff just isn't as good as it was a couple years back. Must have been when they changed the formula.
>>14286343
Well that's a price I'm willing to pay to have my lovely giant cannibal waifu.

>> No.14286357

>>14286350
>>14286353
So a few months ago, okay good. I was afraid I was wrong there for a second.

>> No.14286358

>>14286303
I'm going to reenact this http://exhentai.org/s/676279e164/774938-138

>> No.14286361

>>14286310
She's going to put your hard sleep-boner up her ass while you're asleep tonight.

>> No.14286366

>>14286312
>lonely skelington abomination nee-san
This is kind of my fetish, and it turns me on

>> No.14286373

>>14286366
You niggas are getting way to close to things I've had actual nightmares about in your waifu hipsterism.

>> No.14286374

>>14286322
It's not the machine, anon, it's the person driving it.
Support MADD and put an end to the madness.

>> No.14286379

>>14286373
>Not having nightmares about waifu hipsterism itself.

>> No.14286384

>>14286366
She's ready and willing to have you, anon. All you have to do is agree to be hers. Not forever or anything, just for a little while so she can cuddle you by the fireside, wrapping her arms and legs around you and maybe a little bit more. Is that so much to ask?

>> No.14286387

>>14286373
>>14286379
What is waifu hipsterism? I got myself a waifu before I ever had a crush on a 3D.

>> No.14286388

>>14286373
>waifu hipsterism
Anon please, I've been getting boners to horrible nightmare creatures ever since I saw the Alien concept art when I was a kid.

>> No.14286392

>>14286387
It's when you pick the most horrifying thing to waifu just for being horrifying.

>> No.14286395

>>14286374
anon you must never been to Canada
>wild Zambonis eating out of dumpsters
>sometimes taking unwatched kids from playgrounds
>can only kill them in season
>Zamboni repellent only works half the time
truly they are top tier predators

>> No.14286397

>>14286392
Oh. I've never picked waifus. They've just kinda sorta happened to me.

>> No.14286396

>>14286379
>Not writing scenes from your nightmares into your writefagging

>> No.14286400

>>14286396
I haven't had a nightmare in years. Last one wasn't even a real nightmare, but a fever dream.

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>>14286392
>most horrifying thing to waifu
>awkwardly tall thin girl is the most horrifying thing he can imagine to waifu
Oh, anon...

>> No.14286405

>>14286396
I've written two of my dreams into stories!

>> No.14286406

>>14286395
Don't just focus on the bad. Remember all the good they've done, all the things they've given our culture.
Like hockey, and figure skating, and speed skating, and hockey.

>> No.14286408

>>14286401
where would you take Thing-chan out on a date?

>> No.14286411

>>14286392
But what if that's your fetish? What if her being horrifying just makes your dick that much harder?

>> No.14286413

>>14286392
>Not being able to find inner beauty as long as she's not crazy fat
>Not realising that her scary outer shell contains within, as a result of her experiences and own development, a sweet soul who yearns for love just as much as we do

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>>14286413
Abominations know how to get comfy! You'll be glad to have one come winter.

>> No.14286419

>>14286413
You my nigga
Especially that spoiler
No fat chicks

>> No.14286420
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>>14286401
What an absolute cutie!

>>14286408
Opera.

>> No.14286423

>>14286420
>Opera
Why do you hate her?

>> No.14286426
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14286426

For those who care, I updated the Moon Rune List

http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT

Ive seen some weird things

>> No.14286430

>>14286426
>http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT
>極上の乳 = Big Breasts(google translates it to Best of Milk)

Awesome.

>> No.14286432

>>14286423
Not everyone is a pleb like you, anon.

>> No.14286439

>>14286426
Neat. If you haven't seen it yet, there's a thread on /d/ where people are compiling tags to use, also.

>>>/d/6506955

Though I suspect that you've already seen it.

>> No.14286444

>>14286432
Hey, I actually have been known to go to the theater. A line has to be drawn somewhere.

>> No.14286446

>>14286418
Thing-chan's as cute as heck. I'd be worried about her near an open fire, though. Maybe an electric heater can serve as a nice alternative.

>> No.14286448

>>14286439
Thanks for letting me know, I'll look it over

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14286454

There will be no meecefortunes this Halloween.

>> No.14286458

>>14286454
I'm boarding up my walls and have the sentries on high alert. No Monster Girls are going to get me this Halloween.

>> No.14286465

>>14286454
The Rats in the Walls girl when?

>> No.14286467

>>14286454
I want to push a mouse down and steal her Halloween candy!

>> No.14286477

>>14286467
But that's mean. Mousegirls already have it rough.

>> No.14286482

>>14286477
The hell they do. Mice are ferocious and form biker gangs.

>> No.14286486

>>14286482
That's just the Martian variety, Anon.

>> No.14286487

Your favorite monster girl has gone rogue!

How do you, as a normal human being, subdue her?

>> No.14286491

>>14286482
Only because they're less likely to be mousenapped in groups.
At least two people in these threads have started a trend, guaranteeing that meesce will live in fear of cages, drugged cheese, and food stuffing.

>> No.14286496

>>14286487
How does a Dragon go rogue?

>> No.14286497

>>14286487
Barbecue and Headpats.
She's a Hellhound.

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>>14286487
with my dick?

>> No.14286501

>>14286487
We're both skinny nerds so awkward pushing.

>> No.14286503

>>14286477
Homeowners association does not allow the distribution of peanuts that may or may not be in candy during this weekends Halloween festivities. Random, completely unbiased, and absolutely unrelated to "Yeah i could take her, she looks small" searches will be executed throughout the night as seen fit. Remember. This is keep your kids who may or may not be allergic to peanuts safe.

>> No.14286504

>>14286487
With a dead flower frozen in eternal beauty, and my dick in a box

>> No.14286508

>>14286496
She starts donating her entire fortune to a humangirl charity.

>> No.14286514

>>14286508
Oh. Well. I, err, uhh. I get a job. That'll show her. No more late-morning or early afternoon cuddles for her!

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>>14286487
She's probably going on a tipsy rampage, so I position myself in her way to make her hug me until she falls asleep.

>> No.14286523

>>14286487
How does an engineer anubis go rogue?
She goes full mad scientist/amoral inventor?

>> No.14286525

>>14286523
Have you ever heard of Bloody Stupid Johnson?

>> No.14286530

>>14286523
To fight invaders, her mecha prototype will kill you and absorb your soul, she will then take advantage of kids and clones of you to start a cataclysm and bring you back

>> No.14286537

>>14286525
I feel like I should know, but I don't.

>Google
>Discworld character

Yes, I really should've remembered.

>>14286530
Why is she killing me and then bringing me back?
If she wants clones so badly, we can just chug doppelgangar potions for an hour.

>> No.14286547

>>14286530
>she will then take advantage of kids
Why would she NTR me with some shotas?

>> No.14286550

>>14286547
Not just kids, your whiny 14 year old son, she'll force him to fight

>> No.14286558

>>14286550
Will she give a clone of me for my daughteru to fuck?

>> No.14286559

>>14286487
>Kikimora

She's done the unthinkable and stopped using coasters. She needs some discipline. Perhaps some light percussion-based touching to the cranial capacity...

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>tfw you will never get caught by a packmaster girl

>> No.14286565

>>14286560
>packmaster
Are they some type of Elf or something?

>> No.14286566

>>14286558
>A shota clone of yourself to marry your daughteru

How romantic. I think.

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>>14286565
They catch them.

>> No.14286575

>>14286570
So they'd be Giant Mouse thieves that kidnap men to be their husbands?

>> No.14286582

>>14286575
Yes.

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>>14286582
neato

>> No.14286600

>>14286134
>Half-Dwarf Kobold
You tempt dangerous forces with this kind of adorable anon...

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>> No.14286606

>KC officially saying he won't have MGE-2 out till summer
Oh thank god that's a load off my mind.

>> No.14286608

>>14286606
I'd rather he didn't rush it anyway.

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>>14286608
Yeah...I guess so. But,

>>14286606
Didn't we assume he was going to release it around January? Compared to that, Summer is such a long ways away.

>> No.14286638

>>14286491
To be fair, one of them also seems equally happy with putting them in frilly dresses and getting them ripped

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14286648

Reminder that Undead Horse Pussy soldiers need help on their road to recovery during Peace Time!

Don't forget our veterans, even in death they still served!

Even the undead can find love!

>> No.14286650

>>14286487
Overload her with hugs and headpats. A dormouse can't really fight anything off.

>> No.14286651

>>14286628
He originally announced the MGE-2 and made vague reference to Winter Comiket 89, which is at New Years.

That was when he started doing the weekly releases. However it was pretty obvious that he wouldn't have enough girls to hit the 200 needed by then even with his rapid new rate. Seems he's also accepted that, and has announced it being pushed back to Summer Comiket 90, which is in August.

>> No.14286654

>>14286628
Does he release his stuff at comiket? That would be the end of December and probably the middle of August next year if a summer release is planned.

>> No.14286657

>>14286648
I want a Wight Nightmare.

>> No.14286668

>>14286657
A Wightmare?

>> No.14286671

>>14286606
>>14286608
>>14286628
>>14286651
>>14286654
>MGE-2
Never heard of this, what is it?

>> No.14286672

>>14286657
That's an agreeable thought.
How would she react to being called "My lovely night-wight"?
If you don't get the joke, try saying it out-loud a few times.

>> No.14286675

>>14286491
There are at least four mausposters I'm aware of, Nyanon, maussniffer, mausfattener and myself. Some of those may be the same people though, I don't know.

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>>14286675
There is also a fifth element.

>> No.14286678

>>14286672
Does she glow a little with ghostly essence or something? Because that would really bring the pun together.

>> No.14286680

>Innawoods hunting
>Hoping to bag a deer for meat
>End up running into an Elf
>No big deal, until
>"You're going to fuck me?"
>"Excuse me?"
>"You're going to fuck me now?"
>"Lady, I don't even know you."
>"Hmph, as if I'd let some filthy human lay his hands on me!"
>Despite her words, she was already undressing herself
>"Jesus lady, I'm just looking for some meat for the winter."
>"You want to do what with your meat? How crass!"
>"This is ridiculous, I'm out of here."
>You find your path repeatedly blocked by the Elf
>"Come on, get out of the way."
>"First you threaten to fuck me against my will, and now you won't let me escape! You brute!"
>"This isn't funny, move."
>She was completely nude now, and making small dives for your pants
>She finally managed to get a hold of your belt, and her slim frame belied her strength
>You couldn't get her off you and she fumbled with your belt and zipper
>"What are you doing you crazy bitch?!"
>"Shut up you animal! It's enough that you've stripped me of my clothes and are trying to rape me, you don't need to insult me as well!"
>One last attempt to pull away from her left you tripping on your own pants as they fell towards your ankles, and that's all it took
>She had you pinned and was trying to get you hard as fast as possible
>She succeeded
>And without any fanfare, impaled herself on your dick
>She fucked you like she was possessed, and before long you came
>"Nooo! You monster! It's not enough that you did this to me, is it?! Are you trying to force me to carry your child too?!"
>She came right after saying that
>This is the craziest rape fantasy you've ever heard of
>Finally, it's over
>Whatever, you can pack your shit up and go home, you're done hunting for today
>"Y-you really mean it?"
>"Mean what? What the fuck are you talking about?"
>"Y-you're really going to t-take responsibility for me and this ch-ch-child you put inside of me?"
>"What?!"
>"I can't go back to my village after what you've done to me. P-please, I'll throw away my pride as an Elf and be your wife if you want me to, just please don't abandon me."
>This is really weird, but those are real tears
>What the hell is wrong with this woman?
>Shit, you really can't just leave her
>"Alright, fine, you can come with me."
>"T-thank you."
>As you headed towards home with this Elf clinging to your arm, you couldn't help but feel like you had gotten played

>> No.14286681

>>14286671
The second proper Monster Girl Encyclopedia, and fourth setting book KC'll have released. He announced it officially shortly before the Demon was posted.

MGE-1 came out several years ago, and compiled every MG up to that point, along with several new ones; from Alraune up to Lilim. 100 Profiles total. It also included new erotic bonus arts with most profiles, and the first real bits of setting info.

Now as he nears 200 profiles, he's poised to release the MGE-2, which will like contain much the same. 100 MGE Profiles, erotic bonus art for many of them, and new articles discussing the setting itself.

>> No.14286684

>>14286668
That works.

>> No.14286685

>>14286677
Well ok then.

>> No.14286686

>>14286678
I'm going to go with yes.
It'd be great if she glowed just a little brighter when you said it.

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>>14286651
>in August
>not even Summer
>In August

You know, lying to me once is fine, but twice is unacceptable.

>>14286671
It's basically another volume of MGE, with the most recent 100 more girls from after the first volume. Also more miscellaneous stuff about the world it encompasses, I guess.

>> No.14286690

>>14286681
Ah, Okay. Thanks.

>> No.14286694

>>14286675
>>14286677
>5 mausposters

Those poor mice.

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>>14286680
>Getting raped by an Elf
She must have been pretty buff.

>> No.14286699

>>14286680

Elves are weird.

>> No.14286700

>>14286697
I want to work out with that elf

>> No.14286701

>>14286694
There are a lot of them to go around, the more the merrier. Even if some of them are weird.

>> No.14286713

>>14286680
>>14286697
I like this idea.

>> No.14286722

>>14286697
Those stat buffs hit her hard.

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>>14286697
Dang, scope dem muscles

>> No.14286731

>>14285807
You did it m8

I heard you fucked up on making the OP but at least you finally got your nureonago thread

>> No.14286734

A flustered dragon girls thrust an expensive piece of treasure into your hands and claims that we are you too are now married. What to you do now?

>> No.14286735

>>14286694
They should form a group. A small, close-knit group, with no more members than can be counted on one hand.
It will be their mission to ensure that no maus goes unmaulested. That no rat-tail can go without a ribbon tied on its tip, and that no rodent scents go unsniffed.

They will commit these heinous acts, because they must be commited. Because if the micegirls do not live in fear, their numbers will grow, and they will consume all that we know.

>> No.14286737

>>14286734
Do we even know each other?

>> No.14286739

>>14286697
mirin, would lift with

>> No.14286740

>>14286735
I'm all for it. They could even call themselves the Mausketeers!

>> No.14286741

>>14286734
What sort of dragon is she?
How long have we known each other?
What's her ideal romantic environment?

>> No.14286751

>>14286737
After you ask this she starts to tear up and quickly flies a way calling your a jerk and the biggest idiot in the world

>> No.14286752

>>14286751
So she was a stalker? I dodged a bullet there.

>> No.14286760

>>14286675
It feels more like Nyanon and some other guy samefagging every thread.

>> No.14286761

>>14286752
You broke her heart is that all you have to say for yourself?

>> No.14286766

>>14286761
She could at least introduce herself.

>> No.14286767

>>14286751
Not the same guy, but what if I grabbed her tail as she tried to fly away and told her I'd like to get to know her before I give her an answer?

>> No.14286768

>>14286761
Why should he care about breaking the heart of someone he doesn't know and who was trying to force a lifelong commitment on him without building trust and intimacy first?

>> No.14286769

>>14286734
Depends. If I'm bigger than her, I'll pick her up. If she's picker than me, I'll jump in her arms instead.

>> No.14286777

>>14286734
>and claims that we are you too are now married
Ask if English is her first language.

>> No.14286781
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14286781

Thread needs more mammies.

>> No.14286782

>>14286768
She is very lonely from guarding her horde all the time and is inexperienced in properly expressing herself you insensitive jerk

>> No.14286788
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14286788

>>14286781
Slimegirl mammies? Slimegirl mommies?
Let's go with both.

>> No.14286791

>>14286781
B-but I just fapped!

>> No.14286798
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>>14286788
Lewd.

>> No.14286802

>>14286781
How many we talking? I've got this somewhat legal seismic device that summons wurms...

>> No.14286807

>>14286648
I just love how Riot managed to fuck up the lore for the Shadow Isles and turn everything related to it into edgy shitlord reddit tier maymay.

>> No.14286813

>>14286782
Then she should have the guts or desperation to stick around, make her case, and convince him rather than run off.

>> No.14286814

>>14286802
Anon don't bring the Siege Worms here, that's a fate no mad should have to suffer.

>> No.14286815

>>14286802
I've got a perfectly legal thumper for Sandworms.

>> No.14286825

>>14286781
If you insist.
http://i.imgur.com/BQfirch.jpg
This still feels wrong to me.

>> No.14286834

>>14286825
You've gone too far.

>> No.14286837

>>14286825
Those are clearly swollen venom glands displacing her flat breasts

>> No.14286840

>>14286825
It's nice to see a busty Oomukade for once, although I wish it was drawn by a more experienced artist.

>> No.14286843
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>>14286798
Are you saying there's something lewd about loving slimegirl mothers?
Is it lewd to see their breasts grow as they begin to produce milk, rich in nutrients and easy for their developing child to digest?
Is it lewd to see her coo and sing to the fetus developing within her, sometimes forming a hand within herself so she can stroke your child?

>> No.14286855

>>14286843
Well, it's kind of lewd how the baby stares at my dick while I'm fucking mommy. I really wish she wouldn't do that.

>> No.14286869

>>14286813
but other dragons will bully her if her horde is smaller than theirs

>> No.14286871

>>14286825
>No Oomukade will ever kidnap and and force you to suckle her overgrown teats as she coos at how cute her "little brother" is.

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>>14286798

>> No.14286880
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>>14286781
I agree!

>> No.14286897

>>14286876
She's going to try and melt me into slime, isn't she?

I'm down for it.

>> No.14286899

>>14286760
Could be, but I'm neither Nyanon nor a samefag.

>> No.14286902

>>14286880
>Life as a Goblin War-cheif.jpg

>> No.14286903

>>14286897
>she's going to try to melt me into slime

Uhh...no. Actually she isn't.

Weirdo.

>> No.14286907

>>14286840
The main problem is that she hasn't got the meat on her body to back up the breasts so she just looks silly.
>>14286871
What if she had venom glands in an intricate pattern over her breasts?

>> No.14286912

>>14286903
Oh. Well, I guess I'll still bath with her.

Dark Slimes just make it seem enjoyable.

>> No.14286914

>>14286902
So are you giving all your goblins Holst milk to give them breasts like that anon?
What about the Hobgoblins?

>> No.14286926

>TFW no Cenobite waifu

>> No.14286944

>>14286914
>Hobgoblin can barely move with new titties, even with super strength
>Other goblins love new tits.
>Breasts get bigger after impregnating all of them

>> No.14286953

>>14286734
>and claims that we are you too are now married
I giggle at her awkwardness and jump into her claws

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>>14286926
>Cenobite

The only MG cenobite I know isn't quite waifu material, pic related

>> No.14286973

>>14286912
She'll turn you into a shota and take your virginity for herself though.

>> No.14286983

>>14286954
>isn't quite waifu material
That's rude. She looks like a nice girl.

>> No.14286987

>>14286914
Anon I don't think you understand the situation you see there in the picture. It is one highly diplomatic and serious in nature, see the man in the middle is the husband of one of those ladies, the ladies are the heads of two different Goblin tribes that have been at war. This is how they negotiate a peaceful end to the conflict, this is their discussion table if you will, its the place Hobgoblins feel the most at home. While giving a double paizuri the hobgoblins discuss politics and a resolution to their disagreements. If all goes well then they celebrate with more paizuri/reverse spit-roast(one girl rides the guy's face while the other rides his dick). And thus the conflict ends with both Hobgoblins now the man's wives. This is how issues are settled in the Goblin world, I hope you have enjoyed this message and are wiser because of it.

>> No.14286990

I want to rape a wurm who doesn't understand what's happening! Then take responsibility!

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14287001

>>14286990
You stay the hell away from Superwurm you freak!

>> No.14287012

>>14287001
But I'm just a helpless slutty reporter who was caught by the bad guys and used as a hostage.

Superwurm rescued me but it looks like a very important part of my body is broken! If it isn't treated right now I'll die!

Don't worry Superwurm, I'll show you exactly what to do.

>> No.14287013

>>14286987
Yes, but then the guy has to please all the goblins of both tribes. I'm familiar with Goblin politics anon, and any man who becomes the husband of a Hobgoblin must become the husband of all the Goblins under her command.
And when it comes to Goblins with a particular zeal for breasts, he'll need to marry a Holstaurus too so they can have a steady supply of her breast enhancing milk.
Any man who becomes the husband of a Goblin Tribe would have to marry and fuck lots of girls, so I can't imagine what someone married to two tribes would need to do.

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>>14286559
Are you sure? That might be dangerous anon.

>> No.14287019

>>14286907
>Wake up one day in a room you don't recognize with a splitting headache
>You try to sit up, but cramps rock your body as you do, forcing you to stay down
>An Oomukade with red puffy creeps out of the shadows and looms over you
>"Little bro!" she says, her face hovering inches over yours. "You're awake!''
>"Mom and I were so worried when you went missing, but I've finally found you! If only mom were here!"
>She notices your obvious discomfort and tilts her head
>" Are you not feeling well? I can make you better!"
>She eagerly removes her shirt, revealing her large breasts which are decorated with intricate venom glands
>She lifts up your head and shoves her teat into your mouth
>As you try to struggle, her eyes grow dark and she glares at you
>"Is something wrong? I know I'm not as good as mom, but I'm doing this for your own good. Drink up."
>Afraid of what she might do, you begin to do as told
>As you suck at her bug jugs, she holds you tighter, quivering every time your lips or tongue touch her venom glands.
>As you continue to drink her bitter milk, no longer makes any attempt to hide her pleasure , moaning loudly
>Evidently this is enough for her to reach her peak, and she falls on top of you as she orgasms.
>As you try to push her off, she wraps around you in a hug
>"That's the good boy I remember. Now get to sleep. we have a lot to catch up on.
>You're forced to spend the rest of the night squished under her, too nervous to sleep as you think of what she meant by that.

>> No.14287021

>>14286990
>"Hey, Anon, what're you doing? That's not how you wrestle! You're so silly sometimes, but I love that about you."
>"Now we're ticklefighting? Uh, okay, but my tummy's a little higher than that. No, I said HIGHE-EEP!"
>"It got all intense? Even from just you touching my private area?"
>"Oh, so it's like a game. And taking off your pants is another game too!"
>"Hey, it looks like one of those big mushrooms! And it's really hot, too. Especially when you put it so close to that."
>"I-is this still part of the game, Anon? I'm a little scared. It feels kind of tight. But you promise it'll feel good in a moment?"

>> No.14287023

>>14286990
>>14287021
Retard wurms are pretty annoying more than anything.

>> No.14287025

>>14287023
>That sentence
Stop trying to act cool, Wurm-chan

>> No.14287026

>>14287025
Never

>> No.14287049
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14287049

>Do not struggle, boya.
>The Interfacing will only be mildly disturbing.
>I think.

>> No.14287050

Would your monster girl waifu be overly proud of things having to do with you?
>Someone insults you
>She unzips your pants and pulls your dick out
>"This is what he fucks me with every night! Big, right? Stay jealous, whore!"

>> No.14287056

>>14287013
This is why Hathorism is so popular amongst the Goblin tribes.

>> No.14287058

>>14287019
Great now I want to be kidnapped by a creepy crawly. I wanted it but that's not the point.

>> No.14287060

>>14287049
>Mindflayer looks deep into anons mind
>Sees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl97u2oRwQ0

>> No.14287069

>>14287050
Dammit, I keep telling her to stop pulling my pants down in public. We're going to have a talk about this when we get home.

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>>14287019
>lactating girls that AREN'T Holsts
First there was that Hannya thing from yesterday, and now this.
Oh boy.

>> No.14287072

>>14287050
What, in public? Get your hands out of my pants while people are watching.

>> No.14287075

>>14287060
>She smiles because this is going through hers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCspzg9-bAg

>> No.14287078

>>14287060
Imagining her "What the fuck am I looking at" face is making me laugh.
We've found the ultimate weapon against mindflayers.

>> No.14287079

>>14287050
My waifu has some class unlike the rest. She wouldn't do such a vulgar thing.

>> No.14287080

>>14287050
My waifu would have to take responsibilty for my erection before it goes back into my pants. I do love that she takes pride in me, I think she's amazing too, that's why she wears the skimpy bikini

>> No.14287083

>>14287078
Just think of that one stupid youtube video that makes you laugh like an idiot.

Mindflayers can't defend against that.

>> No.14287085

>>14287056
Imagine what sex with all of them feels like though.
Two tribes worth of Oppai Goblins, two Hobgoblins with possibly bigger breasts, a Holstaurus or two, and whatever other girls the Goblins brought into the tribe to keep it going.
The full moon would just be one gigantic paizuri orgy with you at the center.

>> No.14287096

>>14287083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ajhzlq42f0

We've finally found a use for stupid and/or goofy youtube videos. Fucking with Mindflayers.

>> No.14287098

>>14287050
>Turn to her when she's gone
>Ask her if she really thinks it's big
>Find something to pull her behind
>Try not to let other people hear us having vigorous sex, brought on by a massive surge of affection

>> No.14287101

>>14287083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>Mindflayer enters an Anon's mind
>It's a blank, symmetrical grid
>She's bored at first, if not a little confused
>Suddenly, the music starts, faint at first and then growing in volume
>Prince Adam's head rises like the sun
>HEEEEEEYEEAAAYEEAAAAA
>HFW she nopes the fuck right out

>> No.14287102

>>14287101
We need art of this.

>> No.14287118

>>14287101
Now all I can see is He-Man with monster girls. It's beautiful.

>> No.14287120

>>14287083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVQGw5EIPc
I think she'd question if humans were really worth it.

>> No.14287126

>>14287120
And this would confirm it for her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qYShc9D9uk

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>>14287120
>HFW when she tries to mindflay you and finds this playing on endless repeat in your brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-YBfnappM

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>>14287070
Two horns on an Oni a Hannya does not make.

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>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.14287148
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>>14287133
I'd rather be breastfed by an Ushi who uses her web to keep me in place.

>> No.14287151

>>14287131
How strong would someone have to be to have a foursome with an Ogre, an Oni, and a Troll?

>> No.14287156

>>14287016
I'll take those chances.

>>14287050
She isn't the kind to gush about about it...in public, anyway. Knowing her, she'd be mentally screaming all over the place about her CEO of maid fucking.

>>14287151
Hulk levels of strength.

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>tfw a Mindflayer would just find my Hopes and Dreams playing
>on repeat, full tilt, without end

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>>14287128
>>14287163
>Mindflayer tries to mindflay me
>Now she understands

>> No.14287198

>>14287148
A feast of fools. I can't wait!
Give me a taste of her misfit love

>> No.14287199
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14287199

>"Poof! A spell through your heart, you're mine now!"

>> No.14287204

>>14287199
I didn't need a spell to want to slap that unreasonably chubby pussy.

>> No.14287221

>>14287199
Should've casted a spell to get a better drawing. That one isn't even finished!

>> No.14287223

How do you feel about Raiju?

>> No.14287226

>>14287223
10/10
Would raise a thunderpup

>> No.14287228

>>14287199
Anon is bleeding out on the floor now great

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>>14287223
They're okay

>> No.14287235

>>14287223
My opinion is a little grounded

>> No.14287236

>>14287223
She's great, now we need a Fenrir monster girl to complete the trio

>> No.14287240

>>14287223
I want a Raiju to tell an Alp that she knows how it feels when she doesn't have a man and needs that extra stimulation, before giving her one of her custom made vibrators.

>> No.14287241

>>14287223
Underrated, needs decent art or attention from a writefag.

>> No.14287244

>>14286074
Oh goodness, yes.
It's a shame there isn't more art of her, though.

>> No.14287253
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14287253

You can live in a world with monstergirls, but with two conditions:

>You can only choose 10 species to populate the world, neither of them can be Echidna or Lilim
>From those 10, 3 must be species you dislike

Deal? And who are they?

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>>14287236
Someone already did one.

>> No.14287255

>>14287223
Superior version of Pikachu.

Why?

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14287262

Giant scops owl harpy.

Yay or nay?

>> No.14287265

>>14287223
Pretty nice. Will be writing about them sometime for sure.

>> No.14287266

>>14287253
>Matango
>Baphomet
>Familiar

>Kikimora
>Cyclops
>Oomukade
>Salamander
>Holstaur
>Inari
>Jorogumo

Deal

>> No.14287275

>>14287262
>Try to sneak up behind her
>Head turns all the way around to look at you.
>"Hey anon! What'cha doin?"

Owl harpies are scary.

>> No.14287277

>>14287253
Like:
1. Holstaurus
2. Ghoul
3. Apophis
4. Doppelganger
5. Lich
6. Ren Xiongmao
7. Nureonago

Dislike:
1. Alice
2. Centaur
3. Humpety Egg

Let's rock

>> No.14287280

>>14287253
>Anubis
>Apophis
>Chesire
>Jabberwock
>Kraken
>Mad Hatter
>Sahuagin

>Cait Sith
>Cu Sith
>Pharaoh

>> No.14287283

>>14287253
Unicorn, Apophis, Cyclops, Kikimora, Inari, Lich, Holstaur

Beelzebub, Imp, Witch

>> No.14287284
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14287284

>TFW no story about The Great War
>Where man stood up against the darkness
>And won their freedom from Horse Pussy Kingdom

>> No.14287290

>>14287253
But...I don't really dis-like any of them!

>> No.14287292

>>14287284
Please.

Everyone knows the Great War was The Matango Famine of 1916.

>> No.14287296

>>14287284
I can hear the propaganda galloping in now.

>> No.14287300

>>14287253
Dragon
Jabberwock
Ryu
Salamander
Hellhound
Kraken
Cheshire

Baphomets
Devil
Centuar

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>>14287284
Yeah now you're all just slaves to Elves.

Well done.

>> No.14287315

>>14287223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWSa6N50vhU

>> No.14287316

>>14287253
>Like:
1. Vampire
2. Lilim
3. Amazon
4. Kraken
5. Demon
6. Apophis
7. Titania

>Dislike:
1. Alice
2. Bicorn
3. Parasite Slime

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>>14287223
I want her to show me her Dark Side.

>> No.14287331

>>14287253
Harpy
Lamia
Arachne
Dragon
Lizardman
Werewolf
Zombie

Centaur
Orc
Elf

Cliche fantasy adventure here I come. Also gonna get some more variety by chosing broad groups with lots of sub types. 'Harpy' is like a dozen different MGs in itself.

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>>14287306
Yeah, no. Fuck you.

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14287375

Did you know the PS2 is 15 years old today?

Take a Wock, it'll ease the pain, make you feel young again.

>> No.14287391

>>14287375
no it will never make me feel young because I remember when the first PC was made

>> No.14287399

>>14287391
Some days I remember that I'm a little bit over four years older than google.

>> No.14287403

>>14287375
Battlefront II and Republic Commando are also 10 years old now, aren't they?

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>> No.14287415

>>14287403
>Battlefront II

Man that was some good times.

Sadly I had no internet adapter for the PS2.

>> No.14287423

>>14287409
Could a Shoggoth split into copies of herself? Because imagine fucking a Shoggoth until she ahegaos while her copies press against your back and whisper about how good you're making them feel.

>> No.14287424

>>14287375
Give me the Daily Wock, doc.

>> No.14287425
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14287425

Multi-armed goddesses.

>> No.14287429

>>14287409
Can she make her tits and ass grow bigger at will?

>> No.14287430
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14287430

>>14287375
Man I remember the first time I played SotC. Good times.

>> No.14287431

>>14287409
I love those magnificent 1X Meidos!

>> No.14287437

>>14287375
>Be broke as fuck
>Several hundred dollars in debt
>Jobless
>Still want that Anniversary PS4 controller

>> No.14287439

>>14287409
cutie

>> No.14287440

>>14287437
>Anniversary PS4 controller

I don't even own a PS4 and I want it.

>> No.14287442

>>14287429
She's a shapeshifter, so probably.
How big would you make her go? Because she'd be good with "Holst sized" or even. "So big she can't even move"

>> No.14287453

>>14286043
On the one hand corruption is my fetish.
On the other I hate you for doing it to paladin chan.
What to do...

>> No.14287455

>>14287442
Probably to the extent that it isn't absurd or /d/ tier.
The amount of mass in her body isn't going to be infinite.

>> No.14287458

>>14287425
She's a cutey.

>> No.14287463
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>>14287423
>Ask Shoggoth to pose for a painting you want to do of her
>She smiles and takes a more human form, posing like she's in the Mona Lisa
>Maintains the same pose for HOURS
>You're getting suspicious of her, no living thing, not even a Slime can do that without feeling even a slight bit of boredom
>Get up and touch her face, the body double turning into goop
>You notice a trail of slime she'd been siphoning her body mass through for those hours, leading to your room
>Nothing is out of the ordinary, decide to shower and hit the sack, laying on the bed
>It jiggles beneath you
>Wait a second, you don't remember ever having a water bed
>You can hear panting noises, the full moon shining in through the window
>Two arms reach up from the comforter and wrap around you
>HAAAA... HAAAA... MASTER'S SMELL, HIS SWEAT...
>I CAN FEEL IT ON ME...
>Shoggoth takes form out of the comforter she'd converted herself into, wrapping part of her slime around your body as she licks up your navel to your throat
>Her warm tongue lapping at you
>IS THIS GOING TO BE OUR FIRST TIME, MASTER?
>DON'T WORRY... IT WAS DESTINED TO BE THIS WAY
>Wake up the next morning to the her holding a cup of tea for you
>YFW you don't even notice her furiously blushing when you sip the tea out of the cup

>> No.14287465

>>14287429
Considering shoggoth lore you could probably live in the things if you so desired.

>> No.14287467

>>14287409
I'd like her more if it wasn't for my OCD. All that stickiness and all that...

>> No.14287475

>>14287463
Sounds nice to me

>> No.14287477

>>14287415
A shame there's no battlefront 3

>> No.14287484

>>14287455
Do you think Shoggoths, and other slime types for that matter, keep tanks of water around to increase their body mass if they feel like it?
I imagine Shoggoths would just so they could be more things for their beloved master, or if they wanted to try having tits the size of beanbags, or maybe even becoming a one-woman harem for a night.

>> No.14287486

>>14287453
It's okay anon, she's happier that way.
She even gets to continue pretending to be a paladin and march around the town with multiple egg vibrators in both holes before going home and getting fucked stupid by you.

>> No.14287489

>>14287253
>Like
Kikimora
Dark Priest
Dark Valkyrie
Dormouse
Mantis
Holst
Sea Bishop

>dislike
Mucus toad
Grizzly
Cancer

There's always genocide.

>> No.14287491
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14287491

>Liking Shoggoths

>> No.14287494

>>14287489
>Dislike
>Grizzly
I see that you and I aren't going to be friends.

>> No.14287497

>>14287484
Water is for puny faggots who can't into superior dimensions beyond rational thought. Shoggoth ain't gotta take that, she'll be as big as she want.

>>14287491
Thanks for contributing, champ.

>> No.14287498

>>14287463
Why is Anna so lewd?
And why do I have fantasies of fucking a Paladin turned Succubus with a personality kind of like hers?

"My body may have turned into that of a succubus darling, but that doesn't mean I'm not pure! I do what I do out of love~ Every time you come inside me, my heart leaps for joy! I'll never have sex with anyone but you! My heart is pure!"

>> No.14287500

>>14287486
>march around the town with multiple egg vibrators in both holes before going home and getting fucked stupid
AGAIN YOU BETRAY ME BONER!

>> No.14287507

>>14287494
I miss your friendship already. Sarcasm

>> No.14287509
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14287509

>>14287497
But anon, Don't you want to see a Shoggoth sticking two tendrils of herself into the tanks and moan every time those tendrils take a huge gulp of water and her ass and tits grow?
If not, you could imagine any kind of slime.

>> No.14287519

>>14287509
Shoggoth's tendrils suck from the well of reality itself. She moans and niggas can't even comprehend her sucklings.

>> No.14287533

>>14287519
So what happens when she does it to your dick?

>> No.14287544

>>14287533
Pleasure's just indescribable, man.

>> No.14287553

It's funny to think that even going by KC alone, there's more than enough monstergirl designs for a complete Pokemon roster. You've even got theme-trainer categories.

Harpies, catgirls, dog-girls, desert girls, Zipangu girls, undead, ghost types and elementals, sabbath, water types, grass type plant girls...

I'd like to see a MGE fan game come out, at least before KC announces an official game.

>> No.14287561

>>14287553
No there's not. There'd only be two electric types for one.

>> No.14287562
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14287562

>>14287553
Still need a few more to form the oppai loli gym.

>> No.14287568

>>14287533
You lose your mind to a pleasure incomprehensible to the human psyche.

>> No.14287573

>>14286073
It's creepy from either end.
>tfw stalked by one of your MOTHER'S friends

>> No.14287585

>>14287573
What.
On second thought, that's a rabbit hole I'd rather not go down.

>> No.14287591

>>14287519
>>14287533
>>14287544
A shit.

>> No.14287592

>>14287573
Whatever you do, don't not reciprocate their feelings. By acknowledging their lust, you'll confuse them, and they will no longer want to stalk you.
Trust me on this. Literally nothing can go wrong from following the advice of me, Anonymous, the most helpful person on the internet

>> No.14287599

>>14287591
Your sagely insight is always appreciated.

>> No.14287623

>>14286122
You know, what about jerking off with your sword? LIke, running the blunt side all over your dick and balls and caressing the hilt, licking the edge and finishing by cumming all over it and then going to sleep with it?

>> No.14287627

>>14287561
Yeah, if you go with the traditional Pokemon type formula, it's a problem. Even if you give other electric moves to more girls, it's still kind of an issue. The original 150 had 8 electric types, if I remember correctly.

>>14287562
Oppai lolis could be like the pre-evolutions of some Pokemon. Like how Pichi is to Pikachu, Igglybuff is to Jigglypuff, and so on.

>> No.14287629

>>14287592
Are you telling me that not only should I put my dick in crazy, I should put my dick in crazy while holding her hands, looking into her eyes and telling her how much I love her?

Revolutionary!

>> No.14287645

>>14287629
Yeah. Do it. And make sure you record a diary, so the police can figure out what happened when they find the body.

>> No.14287656

>>14286680
Is this like, reverse reverse rape?

>> No.14287657

>>14287591
>this pleb only gets off with his physical sensation of touch

>> No.14287668

>>14287021
Not innocent enough.

>> No.14287673

>>14287668
How much more innocent can she get?
She feels Anon's boner slip inside her, looks down, then laughs and continues wrestling?

>> No.14287682

>>14287673
She knew enough where she was being touched, total obliviousness or bust. Hold on a second.

>> No.14287684

>>14287544
>>14287568
My fear boner is off the charts.

>> No.14287686

>>14287657
Yeah and anybody who writes about Shoggothes is a plebeian beyond all plebeians. I don't even have a proper Iulius Ceaser for this.

>> No.14287692

>>14287686
Well, that's your (shitty) opinion.

>> No.14287728

>>14287682
>Hold on a second.
Oh boy, just don't go full suffering here.

>> No.14287733
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14287733

Beware of the mofu mafia

>> No.14287735
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14287735

>>14287692
Whatever you say, heathen.

>> No.14287740

>>14287733
I don't know which one to give myself to. Middle right looks good, but those pantyhose on middle is my fetish.

>> No.14287744

>>14287728
Nah I wasn't going to write, was going to get an example of the type of girl I meant, but pururin is still down and I don't remember the name of the manga or the author Fuck everything.

>> No.14287749

>Thinking about Miiafag and his dakis
>Reading the daki thread at >>14237147
>All those posts about how great dakis are for cuddling, assisting sleep, and general happiness

Well, darn. I thought I might get one eventually, but now I think I'm going have to actually set aside some funds for one.
Not to mention find a suitable artist, think of a nice pose, what clothes she should wear, the cover material...
I'm going to have to commit to this.

>> No.14287752

>>14287733
I'll take eyepatch.

>> No.14287755

>>14287682
What if after you finished inside her, she coiled her tail around you and told you she knew exactly what you were doing.
But that's okay, because you're her husband now.
I really like the idea of Wurms playing dumb and I don't know why.

>> No.14287761

>>14287749
Anon, don't! You're being rused by the slant-eyed jews!

>> No.14287767

>>14287755
Sounds pretty great.

>> No.14287770

>>14287749
The assisting sleep is more a physical thing; many people find it more comfortable to have a long body pillow to place between their legs when sleeping on their sides. It really has nothing to do with whether it's a daimakura or a plain pillow.

Unless you're one of those mentally unstable people who drives a bit too deep in escapism that they can actually pretend a pillow is another person.

>> No.14287774

>>14287755
Not him, but I would be perfectly okay with that.
Wurms are simultaneously adorable and awesome.

>> No.14287777

>>14287749
Not every waifufag has to have a daki.
I, for one, don't have a daki.
I bought an onahole instead of commissioning a design.

>> No.14287780

>>14287733
I would owe them money and then pay them with my body.

>> No.14287781

>>14287733
There's a mofu mafia? Oh look at that, I just contracted a massive gambling debt! And I'm all out of assets! C-could I pay with my body?

>> No.14287788

>>14287781
Oh, sure you can. They're all kumiho anyways.

>> No.14287813

>>14287788
Damn you.

>> No.14287826

>>14287813
Don't worry, as long as you amuse them they'll keep you around. Even they need to unwind, and a bit of fucking helps out. If they bond with you, prepare to take care of LOTS of sharp toothed loli foxes.

>> No.14287837

>>14287826
>prepare to take care of LOTS of sharp toothed loli foxes.
>"Daddy! CHOMP!"
Oh geeze. Oh well, at least there'd be plenty of goons around to give me hand. One or two of them would have to be good with kids.

>> No.14287855

>>14287788
But they aren't.

>> No.14287861

>>14287855
You never know when it's a fox. And I'm just having fun, don't take it seriously.

>> No.14287869

>>14287861
You should be careful anon, both mafias are rivals and you might get trapped in the middle of the fight.

>> No.14287872

>>14287826
>amuse them
Do I look like a clown incubus motherfucker?

>> No.14287873
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14287873

Why they so great?

>> No.14287875

>>14287872
No, you look like a romantic motherfucker.

>> No.14287883

>>14287761
There's ruse-jews everywhere one might peruse.
I still don't mind setting aside money for something like a daki anyway, if it's over the course of several months. Though I might see about a cheaper alternative to a pillow, which still preserves the quality.

>>14287770
I do usually sleep on my side, but I tend to toss and turn a lot.
I'll get back to you with about that spoiler bit, though.

>>14287777
Fapping's not really a big deal to me. An onahole would be nice, and cheaper than a daki, but I don't think it'd improve all that much.

>> No.14287890

>>14287883
>I don't think it'd improve all that much.
You'd be extremely wrong there.
It improves it so much it's almost a bad thing.

If you get a decent quality hole, that is.

>> No.14287892

Before anyone asks reading this link.
The Hellhound does look like the MGE one; though with a few aesthetic differences.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ArbuzBudesh/382212/Hellhound-x-Mountain-Troll

>> No.14287895

>>14287892
That's a big
Uh
Ice Giant?

>> No.14287900

>>14287892
The fuck is this shit?

Not only the art is horrible but also is yuri. Kill yourself.

>> No.14287903

>>14287873
>That eye
Good picture ruined by one glaring flaw...

>> No.14287910

>>14287900
Fucking this.

>> No.14287913

>>14287892
Wow, that looks awful.

>> No.14287918

>>14287875
Anon made a funny.

>> No.14287919

I wanna put a meece in a basket filled with fluffy blankets!

>> No.14287920
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14287920

>>14285937
nice filename, didn't think you guys remembered that

>>14285963

>> No.14287925

>>14287890
Huh, maybe I will pick one up someday, then.
There's got to be some good wolfgirl themed ones out there.

>> No.14287929

>>14287892
You lost?
>>>/u/

>> No.14287932

>>14287920
Wha- did you draw this?

>> No.14287934

>>14287920
OH MY.

>> No.14287935

>>14287925
I know there's a good dragongirl one.
There are a few catgirl ones.
As for dog/wolfgirls, If you're into loli there's a really good hip you might like: http://en-nls.com/pict1-40530?c2=9999

>> No.14287936
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14287936

>>14287919
Sounds nice. What's the catch?

>> No.14287937
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14287937

>hurf durf yuri

>> No.14287941

>>14287900
I disagree with your opinion that the art is bad. And as for the yuri...I actually didn't even realize it. I was just like "Oh hey, this says Hellhound! Oh hey, it actually does look like the MGE Hellhound! I should share it with the thread!" It was only after I posted and looked back at it that I realized it was yuri. Sorry, I dun goofed.

>> No.14287942
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14287942

Devils are for

>> No.14287943

>>14287920
Well hello cutie. Seems like the front of your jacket has a bit of a hole in it. Aren't you cold like that?

Oh, I know! I'll just stand right there and keep you warm.

>> No.14287946

>>14287942
Teasing.

>> No.14287949

>>14287920
Oh mein gott. My heart can only take so much.

>> No.14287951

>>14287941
As somebody who can't be made to care one way or the other about yuri, that art is bad.

>> No.14287953

>>14287920
>Wendigo has entered alert status

Love it

>> No.14287954

>>14287942
Wait. Are we talking KC lolidevils or a more traditional but for some reason all-female version?

>> No.14287955

>>14287920
>dat massive cleavage window
What a lovely design. Thank you, latenight.

>> No.14287956

>>14287920
You're one of the good ones.

>> No.14287958

>>14287920
She is lovely.

>> No.14287960

>>14287936
she's gonna give me meece daughterus to help fill the basket up!

>> No.14287962

>>14287936
They all get molested.

>> No.14287963

>>14287942
Purifying and impregnating, in whichever order you prefer.

>> No.14287965

>>14287942
In Ranceverse? Annihilating. Fuck those soul stealing, torture loving fucks.

>> No.14287968

>>14287935
I'm no expert, but it looks pretty neat. I'll bookmark it at least.
Only thing I do worry about is actually ordering it. Living in England and just recently reading about a guy in Canada who got taken to court over a toy like that are making me a little wary.
News flash: Water is wet, England is shit, and the sky is blue.

>> No.14287971 [SPOILER] 
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14287971

>>14287942
COPULATION!

>> No.14287978
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14287978

>>14287965

>> No.14287979

>>14287968
If you do buy an onahole, make sure to tell NLS to obscure packaging.
They're usually good about it, but make sure to specify, and they'll have no issue. They're very receptive. Check out some other holes to see what you're interested in before you spend any money though.

>> No.14287980

>>14287971
I'd fuck that. So hard.

>> No.14287982

>>14287941
>I disagree with your opinion that the art is bad
Anon you may need to check your eyes. And sorry for my words I'm too temperamental sometimes.
>>14287937
You should kill yourself though.

>> No.14287991

>>14287962
Don't you mean Mouslested?

>> No.14287999
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14287999

>>14287946
>>14287980

>> No.14288000

>>14287991
The maus puns are strong today.

>> No.14288003

>>14287978
>that scene
She gets stabbed in the womb too right? No I do not mean sex.

>> No.14288011

>>14288003
Chaos and Squirtle are womb brothers now.

>> No.14288012
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14288012

What is your MG waifu's favorite big-brand shitty snack snack? No autistic special snowflake shit like "She really loves these artisanal deep-fried prickly pear tarts only made in this tiny province of Chile." Fuck you.

For me it's a hellhound, I think she'd be partial to these.

>> No.14288016

>>14288012
Reese minis for the mouse.

>> No.14288017

>>14288012
She really loves these artisanal deep-fried prickly pear tarts only made in this tiny province of Chile.

>> No.14288018
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14288018

Loli Demon Lords are for

>> No.14288022
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14288022

>>14288018
Glorious fear boners and playing video games with.

>> No.14288023
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14288023

>>14288017

>> No.14288024

>>14288018
... being sealed away by loli shirihebis?

>> No.14288027

>>14288012
I bet half the ingredients in that are E-numbers.
American snacks are tasty but one look at the ingredients on the back usually puts me off.

>> No.14288028
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14288028

>>14288018
>>14288018
Hardcore COPULATION!

>> No.14288029

>>14288023
Proceed.

>> No.14288030

>>14288012
Eh, do they make any snacks with blood?

>> No.14288031
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14288031

>>14288023

>> No.14288032

>>14288027
Yeah, it's like looking at a 3D pussy up close.

>> No.14288035

>>14288012
Mufuggin' BBQ Grippos.

>> No.14288036

>>14288023
That's an angry lookin elf. She should learn to like tarts.

>>14288030
Could always go with something that just carries the name in it. Like blood oranges.

>> No.14288037

>>14288012
>Alp

The meme snack is nachos and beer but I hope she just has three very filling meals every day to the point that snacks aren't necessary.

Who am I kidding, her favorite snack is semen.

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14288038

>>14288012

>> No.14288039
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14288039

Angel twins are for

>> No.14288040

>>14288030
black pudding and blood sausage, I'd bet there's some regional manufacturer in europe or south america that makes snacks based on those.

>> No.14288045

>>14287942
>>14288018
>>14288039


Hey. Cut it out.

>> No.14288047 [SPOILER] 
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14288047

>>14288039
PENETRATION!

And snake

>> No.14288049

>>14288031
2.5/5

>> No.14288050

>>14287979
That's a relief. I'm still paranoid about the whole damn thing, but at least that's an option.

>> No.14288051

>>14288039
Stop

>> No.14288053

>>14288039
Fighting twin demons and trying to earn their way back into heaven by killing ghosts. Oh, and one is a demon.

>> No.14288055

>>14288023
Wanna lick that armpit

Gonna lick that armpit

>> No.14288057

>>14288028
>pic
HOT

>> No.14288058

>>14287982
>durpa hurfa

>> No.14288060

>>14288055
>>14288029
>>14288023
>TFW she gets armpit raped in that scene and also gives a footjob

BASED SHINDOL

>> No.14288062

>>14288030
The closest thing I can think of is Gushers, and that's a blood substitute.

>> No.14288066

>>14288060
>Doubting ShindoL

>> No.14288067

>>14288055
>spongebob_eating_snail_po.jpg

>> No.14288069

>>14288047 and >>14287978

Same sword?

>> No.14288071

>>14288060
>Didn't realize it was ShindoL
My dick is even harder

>> No.14288073

>>14288060
>she has inverted nipples too

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>> No.14288076
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14288076

>>14288073
MY DICK CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH

>> No.14288077

>>14288073
Where can I see this?

>> No.14288083

>>14288077
google >>14288031

>> No.14288086

>>14288077
set is on gelbooru, pretty hot

>> No.14288101

>>14288083
>>14288086
Thanks anons, I found some stuff.

>> No.14288129

>>14287253

1. Sahuagin
2. Mantis
3. Titania
4. Holstarus
5. Blue Oni
6. Kraken
7. Inari
8. Merrow
9. Lamia
10. Apophis

1. Oomukade
2. Kakuen
3. Akaname

>> No.14288166

>>14287253
>Apophis
>Wurm
>Shirohebi
>Kakuen
>Jinko
>Ryu
>Kunoichi

>Devil Bug
>Beelzebub
>Parasite Slime

>> No.14288171

>>14288129
kek, do you not know how to read?

>> No.14288174
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14288174

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL5spALs-eA

>> No.14288176

>Succuvirus will never learn how to use mamono mana to monsterize electronics and pull men into a digital spirit realm made for her victims

>> No.14288178

>>14288176
>You will never live life in the digital realm
>Where Digital Monstergirls exist

>> No.14288182

>>14288176
>>14288178
>You will never fuck Cortana in her digital asshole

>> No.14288186
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14288186

Grievous-tan is cute, cute, CUTE!

Just imagine when she's older, when the braces come off and she gets contacts to replace those glasses!

>> No.14288187

>>14288182
>He thinks he can just fuck Cortana when John exists
You're wasting your time you digital ignoramus

>> No.14288198

>>14288187
yeah Cortana and MC are like Goku and Chi Chi
>I just can't break them up

>> No.14288199

>>14288186
Fucking cheeky alps, turning all of our villains into cute girls.

>> No.14288200

>>14288199
Damn it, I told you to go to the hardware store and buy more rope
This wouldn't happen if you did your job, Anon!

>> No.14288204
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14288204

We need shops of CUTE with MGs

>> No.14288205

>>14288186
I wanna headpat that sith lord.
Hope she doesn't snap and get really into prosthetics.

>> No.14288206
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14288206

>>14288186
Premium grade wife material.

>> No.14288207

>>14288200
Yeah, we're stuck using handkerchiefs and even our shirts! I don't like revealing my pasty, skinny body to an Alp if I can help it, but I've been biting the bullet for the sake of the thread!

>> No.14288210
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14288210

>>14288186
>kendo sticks are all blue

>> No.14288211

>>14288178
Fuck man, there are plenty of prime Digimon waifus.
Would you work to become the ruler of the Digital world so you could make it so they could have sex and then form a harem of the best ones?

>>14288182
Yeah, shame she's dead.
If something happened in 5, don't fucking tell me I haven't played that one yet.

>> No.14288218

>>14288186
What's wrong with glasses?

>> No.14288221
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14288221

>>14288205
A Sith Lord? We must move quickly if the Jedi Order is to survive.

>> No.14288223

>>14288207
>but I've been biting the bullet for the sake of the thread!
God damn it Anon. No, god damn it Alp.
Shut up, I know it's you

>> No.14288227

>>14288205
>Grievous
>Sith Lord

>> No.14288231

>>14288221
Just watch out for windows.

>>14288227
Shush, that's a technicality and you know it.
Animated shorts Grievous is best Grievous

>> No.14288238

>>14288231
>Animated shorts Grievous is best Grievous
The CG series Grievous is also more competent than his Episode 6 counterpart.

>> No.14288245

>>14288238
I think you meant 3, not 6

>> No.14288246

>>14288223
I'm not an Alp, I swear! I just do what needs to be done!

>> No.14288247

>>14288238
Best episodes of the CG series are the clone focused ones.

>> No.14288250

>>14288246
Shut up. You're a liar and a traitor!
Take him away!

>> No.14288251

>>14288245
Yeah, whoopsie.

>> No.14288253

>>14288247
>The Umbara arc
Vietnam.jpg

>> No.14288254

>>14288231
>That spoiler
This is true. I remember what a sick badass he was in the shorts and then how disappointed I was when the movie reduced his badassness a whole ton by making him hack up his lungs during most of his dialogue. At least he still had some sick fight scenes.

Fuck, all this Star Wars talk is making me want to see a Jedi crash land and get stranded on the planet MGE takes place on and end up training humans and monstergirls in the way of the Jedi.

I just really like the idea of MGE being a medieval planet filled with magic and mysticism in a Sci-Fi setting.
I fucking LOVE Fantasy and Sci-Fi not cancelling each other out.

>> No.14288256

>>14288247
That is very correct.
Although I'm still on season 1, and I just got past the first Jar-Jar focused episode.

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>>14288231
>>14288238
To be fair, anything but the main movies of Star Wars is better than the movies.

>TFW Clone Wars are fucking great with EU stuff and then Disney tossed it all out and replaced it with their shitty movie and "progressive" bullshit including "If you hate gay people you're the Empire" and this abomination
It's not fair, it's not fucking fair.

>> No.14288260

>>14288256
The first couple seasons are the weakest of the show
It picks up by S4 and it just non-stop greatness through 5 and 6

>> No.14288262

>>14288204
I'll get to work on it. (seriously)

>> No.14288264

>>14288256
I find it fitting that Jar Jar was instrumental in the fall of the republic

>>14288254
Yeah, little me was giggling the entire time like a madman.

>> No.14288267

>>14288258
Yep.

Remember.
We lost all of the Rogue Squadron books for the new movie.

>> No.14288268

>>14288250
Please no anon! I just want to tie up some Alps, is that too much to ask?

>> No.14288269

>>14288258
The EU purge may have been good for some thing, but god damn did it get rid of a lot of great thing

>> No.14288270

Warning for off-topic in 3.. 2..

>> No.14288271

>>14288258
Clones like Rex, Wolffe, and Gregor appear in that Rebel series fortunately.
The fuck is up with that image? Han and Leia DON'T fug and have twins now?

>> No.14288277

>>14288268
I know your ulterior motives. I see through your lies
You're an Alp who thinks he's clever infiltrating the ranks. But I can see through your un-clever disguise

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I love how some point in the thread we always end up talking about star wars
>how would you introduce star wars to your succubut imouto?

>> No.14288283

>>14288277
Here, if I take my shirt off again will it prove to you I'm not an Alp? D-don't stare too much though!

>> No.14288286

>>14288271
Given that one of Han and Leia's kids ended up becoming a Sith Lord that threatened the galaxy, that might not be a bad thing.

Still though, they shouldn't have tried to force that Donut Steel into the story like they did with Mara Jade.
Though I remember hearing Mara Jade was at least written well.

>> No.14288287

>>14288282
>always

>> No.14288290

>>14288282
We always get off topic. It's nothing new

>> No.14288291

>>14288282
Origional trilogy followed by the One and two, the shorts, and then 3.

And then when she asks for more a tear will roll down my cheek, and I can tell her there once was.....there once was....

>>14288286
Mara Jade wasn't bad and the Bothans had it coming

>> No.14288292

>>14288282
Slave Leia roleplay

>> No.14288293
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>>14288258
>>14288267
>>14288269
>TFW the 501st are dead and what legacy they might've had is tarnished by EA
Th-Thanks Disney

>>14288271
What, you don't like Han's sassy independent black wife? Are you racist?

>>14288282
I wouldn't. Some things are better left unknown. She doesn't need the pain. Imagine after the end of "Return of the Jedi" when she looks up at you and asks if there's anything more to watch.

>> No.14288295

>>14288282
>"Hey, so I guess our parents are married now."
>"I was just gonna watch some movies. Wanna get your other sisters and watch with me?"
How disappointed would they be to learn that I'm not watching porn, and how into the movies do you think they'd get?

>> No.14288298

>>14288282
>how would you introduce star wars to your succubut imouto?
Showcase them delicious Clone Trooper Phase I-II armors.

>> No.14288300
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14288300

Things you don't say while coiled by a lamia.

>> No.14288304

>>14288300
>"What's that poking my butt?"

>> No.14288305

>>14288300
>"Y'know, I was thinking of making an omelette for breakfast."

>> No.14288306

>>14288300
Another woman's name?

>> No.14288309

>>14288295
>Incest themes
>Sexual slavery
>Men fighting with glowing phallic swords
>Vore galore
They'll like it up until they figure out Sith would be pro-succubus and Jedi would be anti-succubus.

>> No.14288311

>>14288291
>Not just playing through KOTOR and KOTOR 2 with her.
>Not playing Republic Commando with her
>Not sharing all the old extended canon material you can with her.
Seriously anon? Just because it isn't canon doesn't mean it stopped existing. Republic Commando is still canon because the squad appeared in Canon.

>> No.14288315

>>14288305
I thought snakes like to eat eggs.

>> No.14288316

>>14288309
But imagine waking up to them dressed up in various sexy outfits from throughout the series.
Also imagine them starting out somewhat apathetic to the movies before getting into them despite themselves.

>> No.14288319

>>14288315
Exactly. The thought of eggs would cause her to squeal in excitement
And accidentally constrict

>> No.14288320

>>14288293
>She doesn't need the pain.
Yes she does because that's life
It's like Santa Claus, when you realize he doesn't exist, it's all downhill from there.

>> No.14288325

>>14288319
Ouch.

>> No.14288326

>>14288320
Wait a jigit, Santa Claus isn't real?

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>>14288300
I want a second wife. No, seriously. What's she going to do, leave me? Then she kills me only to see me arm in arm with a lich and a wisp. Conquer fear and death gentlemen.

>> No.14288328

>>14288300
I'm breaking up with you.

>> No.14288329

>>14288320
>It's like Santa Claus, when you realize he doesn't exist
Bullshit and you know it

>> No.14288330

>>14288326
Go to bed, wurm-chan. It's past your bedtime.

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>>14288326

>> No.14288335

>>14288300
"I want to know what a footjob feels like."

>> No.14288343

>>14288300
>Hey
>Would you mind if I farted?
>Do you want to uncoil first?

>> No.14288348

>>14288320
>Santa isn't real
Then where do the presents come from?

>> No.14288350

>>14288300
This looks so fucking comfy, you don't even know how much I want this.

>> No.14288354

>>14288348
Your parent you useless neet fuck. It was them putting money under your pillow when you lost a tooth as well. You even had your first boner at the sound of them making your little sister. Are you freaking out yet?

>> No.14288357

>>14288354
But I don't have any parents.

>> No.14288358

>>14288300
>see this image
>think of how neat it'd be
>then remember snakes are cold blooded
What would a warm blooded snake even be like?

>> No.14288361

>>14288354
That's all a fat load of shit and you know it. What, you think we're gullible? Think we'll make Crystals too?

Liars like you don't belong here. Send him to the Alps.

>> No.14288362

>>14288358
Hot.

>> No.14288363

>>14288326
Neither are my teeth, but at least I can still eat corn on the cob as long as someone cuts if off and mushes it into a soft, fine paste.

Now that's good eatin'.

>> No.14288365

>>14288357
Found the kitsube bi.

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>>14288300
>That type of coiling
>Just her tail around you
>Not first cuddling with you and then coiling her tail around both of you

It just feels so fake and detached like that

>> No.14288368

>>14288258
...what the hell is this?

>> No.14288369

>>14288361
>crystals
This place used to be so much cooler, a Darwin award factory. How I miss thee IHM.
>alps
Can you live with sending them to their deaths?

>> No.14288370

>>14288300
"I want a son."

>> No.14288373

>>14288335
I remember seeing a thing where a lamia said that her tail was her legs and feet combined and using that logic, said that just doing it with her counted as a footjob

>> No.14288376

>>14288361
I bet you believe it's what's on the inside that matters.

>> No.14288377

>>14288311
Yeah, but now we can point to what we lost.
Those sweet memories tainted by the new movies.

I could only imagine how she'd react when I tell her that Battlefront doesn't have campaign mode.

>> No.14288381

>>14288366
>wanting double the snake weight on you

>>14288370
WINNER

>> No.14288383

>>14288377
Or space combat

>> No.14288384

>>14288293
501st was named after the charity costuming group anyway and the clone ones were retroactively named after Vader's personal stormtrooper unit where it was first canonized. So it's twice removed and will never really die.

Prequels fucking suck anyway, including the EU. Thank god after almost fifteen years, the major focus of marketing and production is finally shifted back to the OT era.

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GAOOOO!

>> No.14288387

>>14288383
Or clone wars.

>> No.14288389

>>14288387
Or more than 4 planets

>> No.14288390

>>14288386
Oh no, a ferocious beast! Hold it down while I subdue it sexually men!

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>>14288384
>Prequels fucking suck anyway, including the EU. Thank god after almost fifteen years, the major focus of marketing and production is finally shifted back to the OT era.
Oh how naive you are

>> No.14288396

>>14288390
God damn it Chief, no one wants to see you getting it on with ANOTHER monstergirl

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>>14288381
>>wanting double the snake weight on you
>Implying she couldn't be lying next to him but still within the coil like in the picture, assuming she's not on top of him, in which case the weight was already doubled since the start

I mean the coils beside her torso implies she's not on top, but seeing as she'd be floating beside him it'd imply she is on top already.

>> No.14288400

>>14288392
>That knuckle duster lightsaber
That's so stupid it loops back into being cool.

>> No.14288404

>>14288386
why is its skin such a sexual color?

>> No.14288407

>>14288404
Damn it Anon, get your head out of the gutter

>> No.14288416

>>14288392
Goddamn I saw this at the store today. It's...kinda hilarious.

>> No.14288417

>>14288399
She is on top of him in that pic though.

>> No.14288425

>>14288417
Then my point about weight being the same stands

>> No.14288426

>>14288407
but it's the perfect color for rubbing, touching, kissing, licking, and even staining with semen!

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>>14288386
What are you doing out of your cage?

>> No.14288432

>>14288425
No, since she isn't wrapped around him in the way you described earlier.

>> No.14288436

>>14288426
I agree.

Though I've started to get a liking for pale white skin with soft pink nipples.

>> No.14288442

>>14288392
>Two little lightsabers near the handle
>Lightsaber with one on the side for fuckall
I hate this new movie coming out

>> No.14288444

>>14288432
But the only thing that'd change would be that she'd be between the coils instead of over them, the weight remains the same.

Explains to me how the weight doubles. The only scenario I can think of is that she'd have to make bigger 'coils' to fit both herself and him inside, but that'd still substract from the number of possible coils due to the tail having finite length.

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>>14287060
>Implying the average 4channer doesn't have a mind like this.

>> No.14288447

>>14288442
seems like in terms of custom light sabres maul was the only one who knew what he was doing.

>> No.14288460

>>14288446
I remember that shit, but I've forgotten its name.

>> No.14288471

>>14288460
Metachaos, by Alessandro Bavari.

>> No.14288473

>>14288460
>>14288471
https://youtu.be/2UPUhn9hpTU

>> No.14288475

>>14288471
Thank you, anon.

>> No.14288479

>>14288446
Or possibly something like this.
https://youtu.be/tzR841AQLhc

>> No.14288485

>>14288392
Two words people
Lightsaber nunchucks

>> No.14288486

>>14288300

"I'm afraid of snakes."

>> No.14288487

>>14288444
Her torso is on his, or a little to the side, while her coils are around his lower belly and legs. Her on him, plus her own coils on herself would put greater pressure on his torso and make it harder for him to breathe. It would not be very pleasurable. And now I'm out because this conversation is stupid and you're only pursuing it because everyone's talking about fucking star wars of all things and you're bored.

>> No.14288489

>>14288479
>>14288446
>Implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA

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>>14288487
You could've said beforehand that it was about weight distribution and not weight as a whole. Would've cleared up the misunderstanding before it even happened.

>and you're bored

Well isn't that the reason why most of us are on this site?

>> No.14288531

>>14288489
https://youtu.be/vTs7KXqZRmA

this is me TBH

>> No.14288536

>>14288486
Even little ones?

I wonder when Quicksilver will do the next shirihebi chapter.

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>>14288505
Release me Cuddle Spider!

>> No.14288559

>>14288536
Someone really wants to plumb loli white snake butt.

>> No.14288570

>>14288538
No Anon, just let it happen it will all be over soon.

Attempting to escape only makes the cuddle more intense.

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>>14288570

Hah! You think such a vile beast can stop me! I shall cut her in twain with my mighty sword! What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.14288584

>>14288582
>Cutting an ushi oni in half produces two smaller ushis
An odd but fun idea.

>> No.14288596

>>14288584
Well, that or she was "split" in two with his mighty "sword." If you add the suspicious quotation marks, it can mean an entirely different thing, but still produces little Ushi-Onis.

>> No.14288608

>>14288596
That makes a lot more sense. And is much more fun.

>> No.14288618

>>14288300
I've been watching too much mock the week to not read that in dara's voice.

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>>14288300

I'm a leg man.

>> No.14288635

>>14288625
Animatorstoolazytoanimatesnakepart.webm

>> No.14288656

>>14288392
>One or two stupid jedi special snowflakes
>vs ten thousand stupid jedi special snowflakes

One hundred percent improvement. Or have you forgotten all the clone dildo designs?

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>>14288618
>mock the week
yeah it does sound lie a "scene we would like to see"

I got one.
"Unlikely things to see in a demon's contracted."

>> No.14288668

>>14288618
>mock the week
Hugh got a bit more funny now that he doesnt relay on savile jokes.

>> No.14288675

>>14288658
>Every thursday at 1600 hours you agree to, of free will, to sniff the mouse maid.

>> No.14288742

>>14288658
>"Henceforth on each Sunday at minimum three (3) headpats shall be given. Number may be reduced to two (2) if husband whispers sweet nothings in my ear while performing headpats. No one shall know this secret under penalty of rape."

>> No.14288745

>>14287253
Like
1. Ghoul
2. Mindflayer
3. Will-o-the-Wisp
4. Vamp Mosquito
5. Medusa
6. Shirohebi
7. Devil

Dislike
1. Humpty Egg
2. Mucus Toad
3. Roper

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14288749

>>14288745
>Dislike
>2. Mucus Toad
How?

>> No.14288753

>>14288745
>>14288749
Guess he didn't lick the toad.

>> No.14288764
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14288764

FEED ME, ONII-CHAN!

>> No.14288768

>>14288764
What do you want? And no, we're out of ravioli.

>> No.14288771

>>14288764
>Male parts on flower
Disgusting

>> No.14288772
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14288772

What monstergirl would make the best Reiko clone?

>> No.14288777

>>14288749
I kinda agree with him. I like her, but being constantly covered in mucus is a deal breaker.

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>>14288777
Does that mean I can have three Toads?

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>>14287253
likes
1. wurms
2. apophis
3. yeti
4. salamander
5. lizardman
6. chimera
7. sahuagin

dislikes
8. dark matter
9. shoggoth
10. mind flayer

>> No.14288784

>>14288777
You can just make her wear a dry suit all the time.
It would keep her wet and slimy but give her a dry outer layer.

>> No.14288786

>>14288781
I could live in this world. This is a good world. You probably could've picked less hax monsters though. I mean, really.

>> No.14288790

>>14288764
Does it have to be semen?

Does it have to be mine?

>> No.14288803

>>14288772
Mofu

>> No.14288806

>>14288790
She said feed, not pollinate.

>> No.14288821

>>14288806
>Missing the reference

>> No.14288827

>>14288777
I the one that doesn't like mucus toads. It's pretty much this. I find pretty much all slime girls or girls dipping with sime really gross. You couldn't even live a normal life with them without them leaving slime trails all over the floor and on your shit. The only slimy girl I kind of like is the Shoggoth and that's because I like the Lovecraftian maid concept.

>> No.14288831

>>14288827
I think Quicksilver did a story about this, where he had a slimegirl wear latex so she wouldn't mess up his house.

>> No.14288845

>>14288827
>not getting slime-proofing or mucus-proofing enchantments on everything in your house
Git gud.

>> No.14288852

>>14288790
It's feed her semen or fertilizer. And since /mgt/ does not approve of scat, you got no choice: it has to be semen.

Of course, another alternative to fertilizer would be to fertilize her.

>> No.14288875

>>14288845
Still doesn't change that fact that touching her would be like touching a hagfish. I just find it gross.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmaal7Hf0WA..

>> No.14288880

You hear a knock on your door. It's a Lich!

She's crying so hard her cloak is stained, because nobody thinks she's scary anymore. Could she borrow some tissues to dry her eyes before going back to her tower? Her bitchdere Vampire friend across the way would cackle for hours if she saw her like this.

>> No.14288890

>>14288875
For you, maybe.

>> No.14288893

>>14288880
Alright.

I call her bitchdere vampire friend and tell her she's at my house.

>> No.14288933

>>14288880
Whatever you want miss, please don't turn me into a mindless undead minion miss!

>> No.14288936

Good night Anons.
Take care and remember to give your daughteru her daily amount of head pats.
It keeps her happy and prevents her from burning down the thread in a fit of jealousy because you were too busy shit posting to pay attention to her.

>> No.14288937

>>14288890
I did say I find it gross. Other people can like her all they want.

>> No.14288941

>>14288880
>That disgusting emotional display
>In front of a total stranger

Obviously not a lich.

>> No.14288945

>>14288936
Man, that's what the waifu's for. What on earth is she doing? Helping the daughteru burn down the thread?

>> No.14288948

>>14288936
Raising a hinezumi sure is hard... but they're so warm, and they squeak when you squeeze them.

>> No.14288959
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14288959

Let's go to Wonderland!

What could go wrong?

>> No.14288962

>>14288945
You can't prove anything.

>>14288948
Don't squeeze too hard, and be sure they get lots of protein to grow big and strong.

>> No.14288982

>>14288880
>crying lich
Is this some sort of alp lich who doesn't know how to stay in character?

>> No.14288995

>You and your Pharaoh waifu go to the convenience store
>You tell her to look around while you pick stuff you need
>You come back and see her forcefully feeding a poor monoeye
>Ask what the hell she is doing
>"I declared that this plebeian will act as my pregustator from now on"


How hard would it be to teach a Pharaoh that recently awakened about technology and the current times?

>> No.14288996

>>14288880
>bitchdere Vampire friend
I'll ask the lich if her Vampire friend is single, she sounds nice

>> No.14288997

>>14288982
Her phylactery is at the cleaners.

>> No.14288998

>>14288875
That's one of the lewdest things I've ever seen.
Hagfish girl when? We can bully her about being a gross slimy sea-lamia and being over 25 with no boyfriend and she'll start gushing sex goo everywhere as a defense mechanism, it'll be great.

>> No.14289011

>>14288893
You wouldn't dare! She'd be devastated!

>>14288933
She barges past you and starts digging through your bathroom for tissues. It's kind of cute in a sad way.

>>14288941
>>14288982
That's what makes it so significant. It's her three hundredth halloween of nobody thinking she's scary, and she doesn't have a husbando to pretend. She is genuinely heartbroken.

>> No.14289017

>>14288996
She stammers out that she is, but why does that matter? All she does is laugh at people and pretend she's going to eat them! She'll never find a husband like that.

>>14288997
Other MGs are heartbroken. She's phylacterybroken. There's a literal crack running through it from hundreds of years of sadness.

>> No.14289018

>>14288996
>bitchdere
>sounds nice
I...what?

I mean, I guess if that's your thing I shouldn't judge, but still.

>> No.14289020

>>14288880
I shriek in fear, bolting into the safety of my house; leaving the door entirely wide open, with a box of tissues plainly visible on a foyer table.

>> No.14289026

>>14289011
>No one thinks she's scary

That just won't do, time to teach her the old ways of Necromancy I learned from that nice old man named Heinrich Kemmler.

>> No.14289033

>>14289017
She sounds like my kind of girl, maybe the Lich can hook us up, does she have the Vampire's number on her at the moment? I love girls that are confident and proud.

>>14289018
I like femdom and arrogant haughty girls. I don't know why, it's just in my nature. Maybe it's because I'm too timid and nice and opposites attract and all that crap.

>> No.14289035

>>14288880
I don't have tissues.
I have napkins which are like tissues.

She can also use the shower if she wants. It's cold out.

>> No.14289045

>>14289011
>barges past you
Here I thought me being scared of her would cheer her up.
I'll just go hide in bed and wait for her to come defile me for her own carnal pleasures.

>> No.14289059

>>14289011
>Not even having some yesman skeleton minions to kiss her ass and say how pretty and scary she is.

Not a lich. I swear, if these desperate Christmas Cake elves really want to be cuddled, they should just be honest instead of making up some crazy story in a walmart halloween costume.

I'm halfway considering not nibbling her ears now.

>> No.14289073

>>14289020
You can hear the crying stop suddenly, then a few careful footsteps over to the tissues. She starts sobbing again, and somehow it sounds happier. It's like she's giggling.

>>14289026
She tells you to be serious, Anon! She can already devastate other wizards and raise armies to fight men and women who were once their comrades. This is about how she looks! Look at her cloak and perfect lips! She's cute!

>>14289033
F-fine! She throws a piece of paper with the Vampire's number on it through your door, then turns around and walks away. You hear her yell that she hopes you get eaten. Not in a perverted way.

>>14289045
You hear the same thing as >>14289020 after a few seconds. Later you hear the shower start, then stop. Minutes after that, your closet door creaks open. Silence.

Skeletal hands shoot through your bed and grab your limbs, holding you down. Your blanket is ripped off and she stands over you, completely naked. Do you have any last words?

>> No.14289086

>>14289073
>any last words
Be gentle, it's my first time.

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14289097

>>14288880
filename, filename

>> No.14289098

>>14289073
>F-fine! She throws a piece of paper with the Vampire's number on it through your door, then turns around and walks away. You hear her yell that she hopes you get eaten. Not in a perverted way.
Wow, that was a bit rude of her. Not sure what that Lich's problem was. Oh well, once I hook up with her Bitchdere Vampire friend I'll make sure to thank her! Oh! I know! Maybe if we marry someday I'll invite the Lich to be my Best Man! I'm sure she'll appreciate that and be glad to see her best Vampire friend marry a guy she hooked her up with!

>> No.14289099

>>14288880
"Of course, please come in. Would you like some tea?"

>> No.14289102

>>14289073
>It's like she's giggling.
And that's when I peek at her from around the corner, glad to have apparently been able to cheer her up. She seemed like a cute girl; what else can one do seeing her so upset?

>> No.14289104

>>14289035
She says that napkins would be acceptable and goes to collect them. A few minutes later you hear your shower running. Someone is moaning your name. Moaning it loudly enough for you to hear it wherever you are in the house, and saying some of the lewdest things you can imagine.

>>14289059
How dare you imply she's one of those elves! They act like superior spellcasters, but are they the ones who raised an army of the dead to conquer a civilization during their weakest point in the winter? Oh no, that was her. Who was being conquered? Elves. Well, technically she didn't do that. She could do that if she wanted!

All of her skeletons are busy hiding in the closet of the last person who laughed at her "costume." All ten thousand of them. Do you really think she looks like a Christmas Cake? She hears so many lewd things about them.

She could be l-lewd for you if you asked.

>> No.14289131

>>14288880
I'll bring her inside and help her get cleaned up. In the tub. With no clothes on. I'm gonna grab her chest too.

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>>14289086
No.
You are thoroughly ravaged until the center of your bed is a giant soft puddle of sticky fluids. She bullies your dick like a woman possessed, which she technically is. Whenever you feel her pussy clench down on you as she cums, her eyes meet yours and she smiles.

A Lich. Smiling. On top of your dick. While both of you cum together for the fifth time.


>>14289097
Act scared of her icy skin. She'll take your hands and do the groping herself.

>>14289098
Would you really break her heart like that, Anon? You know it wouldn't have mattered if anyone else said she was scary. It was you she wanted to impress.

>>14289099
Y-yes, that would be antiquate. That and the tissues, please. The next thing she's going to ask is whether you have a blanket the both of you can share. Her cloak is going in the washing machine.

>>14289102
If you haven't been jumped and pinned to the ground by an undead girl before, you will be after that. Good luck reminding her to shut the door while she's pressing her whole body against yours giving you the warmest hug you can remember.

>> No.14289157

>>14289151
>A Lich. Smiling. On top of your dick. While both of you cum together for the fifth time.
Good End, The Horse You Rode in On.

>> No.14289168

>>14289131
Fine! She guesses she could agree to that, but only if you have a small tub! She'll need your body heat to keep her warm. Once you're there, she'll ask you in a tiny and unsure voice whether you'd like her more if she took over a town with skeletons. Once they're done scaring the last bastard who laughed at her.

From somewhere outside you hear a scream.

>> No.14289171

>>14289157
>Calling her a horse during the post-coitus high
>Decides the next experiment with you will involve whipping and sounding.

Great work, anon.

>> No.14289172

>>14289151
>Would you really break her heart like that, Anon? You know it wouldn't have mattered if anyone else said she was scary. It was you she wanted to impress.
Oooooh

Why didn't she just say that in the first place? I mean all this misunderstanding could've been avoided had she just said upfront she wanted to take me out.

She should take lessons from the Bitchdere Vampire, she's far more assertive.You know, like the Spongebob episode. Maybe the Lich can learn to be dominant, proud and haughty someday.

>> No.14289179

>>14289171
All according to keikaku. For a powerful undead sorceress, she sure is easy to manipulate.

>> No.14289188

>>14289151
>If you haven't been jumped and pinned to the ground by an undead girl before, you will be after that.
Well, I suppose the only thing to do then would be to return her embrace.

Maybe eventually ask if she'd like to shut the door and join me for a nice meal. Cozy up on the couch, have a nice evening; see if that keeps her improved mood up.

>> No.14289208

>>14289168
No, no skeletons. If they need homes though, I can let them live with me for a bit, as long as she stays too. I wonder if she knows anything about the scream though.

>> No.14289215

>>14289179
A subject who consents to experiments and pretends she's scary? All according to plan indeed.

>>14289188
She would like that, Anon. She'd really like that. If Liches could blush, she would have when you invited her to dinner. You're going to spend a lovely evening together watching anime and snuggling, and she'll have a set of mage hands cook you both dessert while you aren't looking. Something about her feels warm to the touch, even though her body should be cold. You notice she's warmest when you compliment her hair or smile.There's one catch. You'll need to share a bed.

>> No.14289226

>>14289215
>All according to plan indeed
Don't try to out-Xanatos me.

>> No.14289245

>>14289215
>You'll need to share a bed.
Well, I'm not entirely sure why...but after such a lovely evening, I can't think of any reason to say no either. I probably wouldn't want to stop cuddling her anyway.

>> No.14289249

>>14289172
She was embarrassed. Even crying and alone on a stranger's doorstep, Liches have their pride.

>>14289208
Really? For a complete stranger you would fill your house with spooks? She usually charges people for that. It's getting crowded in her tower with all of those skeletons anyway. The only answer she gives about the scream is that the bastard said she was poor taste and had it coming.

>>14289226
I'm not! It was an Indy Ploy. She had no plan beyond knocking on your door, and when you were scared she decided to husbando you.

>>14289245
She warns you she'll need to stay really close to you during the night to keep warm, or she'll freeze both of you even under the blankets. Really close to you. You'll need to almost be a part of her for the both of you to be warm enough. She sleeps naked, so there won't be any clothes in the way.

>> No.14289252

>>14289249
>She sleeps naked, so there won't be any clothes in the way.
Well, I guess that I should too? Ensure the most efficient sharing of body-heat. Keep the blanket bundled really close to us both too.

>> No.14289256

>>14289249
>Indy Ploy
From a Lich? This is just going to end in more whipping, isn't it?

>> No.14289263

>>14289256
Totally drifting off the current...thing, going on, but I'm suddenly reminded of an old idea. A guy dressed as Indiana Jones with an Anubis waifu dressed like Lara Croft.

>> No.14289266

>>14289263
With Nathan Alprake?

>> No.14289268

>>14289252
It'll work fine until she locks eyes with you, you feel something wet sticking to your lower body, and she asks you think it would be warmest inside of her. Then it'll be fantastic.

>>14289256
Yes.

>> No.14289269

>>14289073
How dare she call Necromancers "Wizards" is she trying to insult me?!

But fine she wants to be scary? I'll tell her the ultimate secret of being scary!

Hold others loved ones for ransom, and then when they go to remark on how someone so cute wouldn't do such a thing rip their souls from their bodies!

Either that or just go build a haunted themepark, people love cute scary things now a days.

>> No.14289272

>>14289268
>Yes
Oh well. I opened the door, it's only fair that I now taste of her pleasures.
>>14289269
True, wizards don't do necromancy, they do post-mortem communications.

>> No.14289276

>>14289272
I know, I almost slammed the door out of anger.

>> No.14289281

>>14289268
>Then it'll be fantastic.
It certainly sounds like it. And I certainly would agree with her assessment of where it should be warmest...

>> No.14289286

Holy shit, no weekly profiles anymore.

>> No.14289308

>>14286021
can somebody tell me the origin of wendigo awawawa?

>> No.14289309

>>14288880
>Lich being emotional
>This entire scenario
You could have used any other undead and this might have made sense, but come on.

>> No.14289319

>>14289286
It was nice while it lasted, poor guy probably burned himself out.

>> No.14289332

>>14289308
They're just damn cute when they do it, there's no great secret behind it.

>> No.14289334

>>14289332
So tell me...

Does the MILF/CC Wendigo go "Ararara"?

>> No.14289341

>>14289269
F-fine! Even if you're right about wizards she'll do that, and she's going to start with you! Until someone pays her ransom, you're going to snuggle on the couch and watch horror movies. One attempt to escape and she starts summoning Wights to dogpile you in Ara Ara. Don't tell her it's cute or she'll summon something that's actually dangerous.

>>14289281
You're going to get husbandoed. Liches spend years experimenting to be prepared for this exact moment, and you've given it to her. Your dick is going to be bullied into the stratosphere.

>>14289309
Her pride has been destroyed 300 years in a row, and she's knocking on the door so her friends don't see her like that.

>> No.14289357

>>14289341
>You're going to get husbandoed.
Then my mission is complete; I am happy.

>> No.14289362

>>14289334
CCs only ara ara when drunk at the office Christmas party.

>> No.14289368

>>14289362
>Drunk CC at a christmas party, possibly in a costume
Anon I get hard enough just from the mention of a CC, I don't need an industrial strength diamond cutter here.

>> No.14289369

>>14289334
They go "awa awa", in a deep, seductive voice

>> No.14289370

>>14289368
Lap pillow.

>> No.14289374

>>14289368
MISTLETOE.

>> No.14289375

You know what would be nice?
Being a dragoon to a ratholos girl.

>> No.14289376

>>14288174
Best drawing aside from the paw.

>> No.14289377

>>14289370
>>14289374
Well whats one more fap before bed anyway.

>> No.14289378

>>14289341
Foolish Lich, she's fallen for my trap!

First comes date night with horror movies, and then marriage!

And finally, Hand holding!

>> No.14289380

>>14289375
Ratholos?

>> No.14289383

>>14288880
This has been going on for over two hours, I didn't know you guys liked this kind of interactive little scenarios, I might try to come up with one in the future

I used to participate to a lot of them when I was younger

>> No.14289385

>>14289380
A bitchy red dragon that won't stop flying around you and shooting fireballs into your face.
A rathalos.

>> No.14289388

>>14289385
Oh. Never heard of it. Probably because I don't play Monstah Huntah.

>> No.14289393

>>14289375
Ive always wondered why the tail was poisonous.
its a fire breathing Wyvern, why does it need a poison tail?

captcha says I can drink candles...

>> No.14289395

>>14289393
Mr. Simpson, those are candles! You don't want wax in your mouth, do you?

>> No.14289397

>>14289375
You know, that doesn't sound so bad.
If we are talking girls out of MH, then Worst girl is congalala

>> No.14289404

>>14289397
>Worst girl is congalala
Don't be like that, all you need is some deodorant and it'll be fine.

>> No.14289407

>>14289385
one of these days I will solo that ass-hole silver one.

>> No.14289414

>>14289341
>Her pride has been destroyed 300 years in a row, and she's knocking on the door so her friends don't see her like that.
Again, this would have made sense if you used any other undead type, but this is a lich. It would be like making a scenario about a hobo wight or a fat skeleton.

>> No.14289416

>>14289414
>fat skeleton
"Big boned" hehe.

>> No.14289417

>>14289414
Are you saying that once Junko dies, she can't become a Wight?

>> No.14289418

>>14287489
>likes Mantis but hates Mantis: the aquatic edition
For what purposenessness?

>> No.14289419

>>14289404
You and I need to talk about standards anon.

>> No.14289421
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>>14289397
Do we agree that best girl is Chameleos?

>> No.14289423
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>you will never have powerful undead mage waifu
>she will never get mad when everyone mistakes her for a lich
>you will never try and get her to cast perverted spells on you, only for her to refuse because its a waste of MP
>you will never try and convince her to carry a gun or something for when she runs out of MP
>she will never go on a rant about how retarded a sorceress with a gun would look and that she couldn't run out of MP as long as she has access to your spirit energy

>> No.14289429

>>14289421
Maybe not my favorite fight, but my favorite elder dragon for sure.

>> No.14289448

>>14289383
It's essentially a CYOA, which used to be enjoyed greatly here, long ago. They fell into poor opinion after several which left many frustrated due to the story oft going in a direction they disliked for one reason or another. When someone puts in the effort to give a response and path to every willing participant though? They're quite well-received, and make for some nice chatter and thoughts.

>> No.14289453

>>14289418
Mantis the Aquatic Edition? To whom are you referring? Since I'd say the "Aquatic Edition" of Mantis would be Sahuagin...

>> No.14289458

>>14289423
>Complains about not wanting to waste MP
>Rants about having an infinite source of it when offered an alternative
Ahah, she's fallen into my trap!

>> No.14289461

We should make a list of all MG halloween/horror stories for those of us that want to read them tomorrow

I'll start with the recent ones
http://pastebin.com/JkeUCr0p
http://pastebin.com/RQaeWw2n
http://pastebin.com/a5G85eUr
http://pastebin.com/pLAwfhQ9

>> No.14289465

>>14289461
Sorry, bud.>>14286454

>> No.14289467

Fuck halloween and november 5th
all it means to me is the various nob-heads that get there hands on fireworks.

>> No.14289470

>>14289453
Cancer you dofus.

>> No.14289471

>>14289467
What's on november 5th?

>> No.14289473

>>14289471
Anonymous appreciation day.

>> No.14289475

>>14289461
>>14289465
I could add like 600 words to it if you want.

>> No.14289477

>>14289473
Oh yeah, I remember now. I don't really give a shit about it either.

>> No.14289478

>>14289471
Guy fawkes AKA bonfire night
a celebration of Guy fawkes failure to blow up of the houses of parliament and in the process kill king james.

>> No.14289480

>>14289477
You should care about it, Mr. Anderson. It is the only way you can marry my hot Elf daughteru.

>> No.14289482

>>14289480
You forgot to throw in some Megatron for good measure.

>> No.14289483

>>14289480
But I'm more into feline girls. Elves aint my fancy.

>> No.14289484

>>14289478
You British and your silly celebrations.

>> No.14289486

>>14289482
I thought about adding in some kind of Red Skull bit but couldn't make it fit.

>> No.14289489

>>14289486
Something about Nazism or Racial Superiority traits that Elrond never had? I dunno.

>> No.14289490
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>>14289478
Remember remember the 5th of November...

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>>14289489
>Hail Hydra! Impregnate one Elf and two more take her place!
>Me, me, me!
>Me too!

>> No.14289500

>tfw you don't live in nazi mg land.

>> No.14289505

>>14289378
N-no, Anon! Anything but that!

You and her will have a fantastic time together, and whenever she sees you smile or laugh at something silly she'll think about how she's already the happiest she's every been!

She'll marry you in a beautiful ceremony and hold your hand there at the altar for everyone to see. Everyone should see how in love you are! She doesn't know that it's lewd and will blush until her entire face is red if you tell her.

>> No.14289507

>>14289467
>Morons shooting each other with roman candles
>people "smoking" spaklers
>lighting a monkeybox in a public area
your right, fuck november 5th

>> No.14289508

>>14289507
Aren't anarchists fun people?

>> No.14289509

>>14289491
I'm sure those nice ladies will just lead that lost boy out of the forest and nothing more.

>> No.14289512

>>14289500
>You will never be stepped on by a Manticore in a Nazi uniform

>> No.14289521

>>14289507
Given what you just said, how would monstergirl's react to this holiday?

>> No.14289526

>>14289491
Lucky guy he's gonna get lots of headpats and hugs

>> No.14289527
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>>14289512
This is wicked.

>> No.14289535

>>14289526
>tfw no onee-san Elf to take care of you

>> No.14289541
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>> No.14289550

>>14289541
Are you Lonely Ryu's niece?

>> No.14289602

>>14289527
>An anubis will never step on you
>She'll never get flustered when you tell her you like it, and start stealing glances up her skirt

>> No.14289606

>>14289527
>allied anubis country vs nazi manticore country

Hot

>> No.14289644

>>14289606
>Anubis and Nazicore yelling at each other
>Their breasts pressed against each other as they square off
>Anon is hiding in the corner afraid to get between the two of them when they're like this

>> No.14289661

I'm alone in bed right now. It's hard to get up in the morning, and some nights I feel so worn down I have a difficult time getting to sleep. There is no cute Hellhound to spoon with and tell me how much she cares about me.

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14289662

2 months until the final moth chapter.

>> No.14289667
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>>14289662
What? There's going to be another chapter? Oh my

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>>14289661
Everyone's got problems, kid.

>> No.14289674

>>14289505
Best ending

>> No.14289675
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>>14289661
True suffering.

>> No.14289677

>>14289668
That poor Manticore!

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>> No.14289693

>>14289675
That Hellhound is being snuggled until her heart is as warm as her body.

>> No.14289728

>>14289662
Finally she'll get to live in peace with her husbandu.

What a nice happy ending coming.

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14289748

I want to irrumate a childhood friend Mindflayer.

>> No.14289754

>monstergirls see hugirls do this
http://efukt.com/21303_CUM_HATERZ_ANONYMOUS.html

>> No.14289756

>>14289748
She must be so happy that she doesn't need to mess with your brain for you to be that perverted

>> No.14289767

>>14289756
>implying she wouldn't be disgusted to read her childhood friend's brain and see an endless litany of her getting all her holes violated by his human dick

>> No.14289794

>>14289754
>Come home after running a few errands
>Your MG waifu is busy cooking
>You go check on your daughter
>Hear her sob in her room
>Open the door and see her crying while looking at this
>"Dad... What is wrong with these girls? Why are they doing this?"

>> No.14289815

>>14289767
Your lust must be out of control to manage to disgust a mindflayer

Unless your childhood friend is one of them prude cuties

>> No.14289817

>>14289754
A ghoul would lose her shit, and a succubus would get down right homicidal.

>> No.14289826
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14289826

What's the adjective you'd use for Tanuki tails again? Brushy?

>> No.14289828

>>14289826
Ugly

>> No.14289833

>>14289817
>Hear a crash upstairs.
>enter room to see succubus waifu with her fist through your computer screen
>You ask what's wrong.
>"some porn should not be allowed."

>> No.14289853

>you have sex with your monoeye GF for the first time and do so at her house
>you have loving sex in the missionary position, while hand-holding, and on top of that you kiss her while doing so, you finish by unleashing the biggest load of your life inside her
>after that you embrace her fully, taking her small form into yours,your big arms wrapped around her
>she starts crying
>"You don't really love me , do you? You hate this big eye, I just know it. There's no way someone could love a person as ugly as me. You're just going to leave me, right?"
>you nuzzle her and hug her tighter, telling her she's being silly
>she stops crying and smiles contentedly as she wipes away her tears
>she falls asleep peacefully in your arms
>in the morning she wakes up
>the bed is empty, besides her
>she looks around the room in a panic but she's alone
>she finds a piece of paper on your side of the bed
>"You're a fool. Goodbye forever. Sincerly, Anon."
>she goes into the fetal position and sobs, knowing her instincts were true
>roughly a minute later, you enter the room with a tray, upon which sits a fantastic breakfast that you've prepared
>"Joke's Over!" you set the trat down on the bed and giver her a good morning kiss

>> No.14289866

>>14289853
Some jokes aren't funny.

>> No.14289867

>>14289675
I can't get over how cute this hellhound looks.
Every time. Every single time I see it it just makes my heart flutter. The urge and instinct to cuddle and protect just hits me like a truck.
What is wrong with me?

>> No.14289896

>>14289853
That's just cruel, anon.
Good job making sure your wife will never trust you.

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14289900

>>14289867
>What is wrong with me?
Nothing, you're just a man who knows how wonderful Hellhounds are.

>> No.14289923

>>14288625
It's shit m8.
No tail.

>> No.14289934

>>14288231
https://youtu.be/WIj7gIDFDe4?t=164

>> No.14289936

>>14288300
Is that a hanako-snek?

>> No.14289945

>>14289900
>You'll never get all rough and tumbly with your pubescent hellhound daughters
>Even though they're probably getting a little too old for it
>Not to mention a little too big

Writing down the word "pubescent" is weird. The pronounciation is fine, but when you break it down, it basically spells "pube scent". I have mixed feelings about it.

>>14289936
That she is. If I remember correctly, it was drawn on /ksg/ a fairly long time ago.

>> No.14289950
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http://bakemononster.tumblr.com/post/132193255052/request-the-gazer-from-the-monster-girl

So much Gazer art lately.

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>MFW the past three nights have involved dreams of Shoggoths or Mindflayers

>> No.14289968

>>14289675
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1444014916411.webm

>> No.14289971

>>14289950
Gazers just love to ogle themselves, don't they?

>>14289961
They'll find their way into our world.
Even if it's through your mind.

Also, that particular Ito story is a fucking goldmine for reaction faces.

>> No.14289973

>>14289961
Lucky bastard.

>> No.14289975

>>14289968
fucking 10/10

>> No.14289996

>>14289961
The Abominations have got you. One of these days you'll find one burrowing through reality to husbando you.

>> No.14290006

>>14289996
He shall be the vessel of our deliverance.
His mind, the seed that sprouts and ends the world.

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>>14289971

>> No.14290011

>>14290008
I wasn't sure if I could enlarge that and still have the picture be recognizable.

>> No.14290029
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>>14289996
>>14290006
>Implying that's not already Harblador's job

>> No.14290038

>>14290029
>implying he isn't secretly an abomination himself

>> No.14290062

What do undead celebrate, their birth day, their death day or their rebirth day?

>> No.14290067

>>14290062
I was thinking about this a few hours ago, weirdly enough.
In particular, I was playing around with a bit of dialogue in my head, a character talking about how potentially unfair that liches would get presents for both their birthdays and deathdays.

I guess the Mental Convergence finally is happening.

>> No.14290068

>>14290062
All 3.
They just want triple presents.

>> No.14290069

>>14290062
Mexican skeletons day.

>> No.14290087

>>14289900

They get endowed pretty early, it would seem. Especially the one who acts like she doesn't give a fuck, but you know she totally does.

>> No.14290093

>>14290087
I think the one in the background there is meant to be the mother. Maybe she's pouting because she secretly wants to join in.

Shit, Sketchanon needs to draw more hellhounds. He does it so well.

>> No.14290098

>>14290093

Oh, you're right, I'm pretty sure. I'm just oblivious to the obvious. And I agree, he does great stuff.

>> No.14290123

Wurms may be big and strong, but I'll bet I could beat one in a tongue fight!

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>> No.14290151

>>14290126

I always imagine Cathyl sounding like Dr. Girlfriend.

>> No.14290153

>>14289606
>>14289644
>>14289512
Thanks for reminding me that Schwarzwulf will never be real, you faggots.

>> No.14290163

>Halloween
>Want to write
>Haven't had time
shit

>> No.14290168

>>14290163
Write about a festival of the dead.

>> No.14290178

>>14290168
3 am and I'm about to crash and burn, shit to do tomorrow. I need a lich waifu with dimension magic who will let me sleep with her in a library frozen in time. Where I can just fuck around and write and step back into the real world, rested and fresh and only five seconds later.

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>>14290163
>Have three days of working at either 0430 or 0630
>Get off by 0900 instead of the usual 1500 - 1600 range
>Have plenty of time to write
>Procrastinate and post in /mgg/ about first world problems instead of doing anything productive
>Or watch Bob Ross

Welp.

>> No.14290190
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>You will never learn to paint with a Leanan Sidhe
>You'll never both enjoy the stylings of Bob Ross for 8 days straight

>> No.14290193
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>>14290178
Oh. Well, get some sleep. That's important.

>I need a lich waifu with dimension magic who will let me sleep with her in a library frozen in time. Where I can just fuck around and write and step back into the real world, rested and fresh and only five seconds later.
That's the dream. But until you can have that, do you best to dream of liches.

>> No.14290198

>>14290190
But can I paint with all the colors of the wind?

>> No.14290199

>>14290193
Eh. Wish me good dreams, last MG related one I had was of a clingy Shirohebi that turned into a human girl halfway through. It was shit.

>> No.14290201

Mausfags better not check Pixiv.
It'll be berry bad for you

>> No.14290204

>>14290198
With a Leanan Sidhe anything is possible.

>> No.14290210

>>14289662
Fuck yeah.

I hope it resolves some shit.

>> No.14290211

>>14290204
Really?

Can she paint in 3D like a 3D machine?

>> No.14290213

>>14290201
Link? I'm not sure what the tag is for "mousegirl".

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>>14290211
Sounds more like an automaton job to me, tbh.

>tfw no 3D printer MG

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>>14290211
I wouldn't doubt it.

Here take this Leanan Sidhe she likes writing. Also other things.

>> No.14290224

>>14290219
>Shoggoths and robot girls
>With 3D printer wombs

I like it.

>> No.14290225

>>14290126
>tfw no Wendigo onee-san with Cathyls body

>> No.14290229

>>14290224
>tfw they won't craft some cheap Busou Shikis for you that will give you automated blowjobs for free

>> No.14290232

>>14290225
>No baphomet oneesan with Cathyl's body.

Also, you can post slow bro because I just realized
>Cathyl
>Cathul
>Cattle

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>>14290225
>Wanting to ruin the little awawa ball by turning her into an Oneesan
>Implying that isn't completely halal

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>>14290249
Then we can make a little awawa ball to compensate for that if you know what I mean.

>> No.14290263
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14290263

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE LOVE, BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME, BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK I TOOOOWE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY LOVE IS LAW!

NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU!

SHE'S WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF BITTER LONELINESS WAITING FOR HIM, HE WILL ACCEPT THE LOVE OF AKU KINGDOM!

>> No.14290270

>>14290263
This brings back memories, Aku best waifu

>> No.14290276

>>14290263
>>14290263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e51hgWIsY4M

I HEARD IT IN HIS VOICE. FUCK YOU SO HARD.

>> No.14290279

>>14290263
muh nostalgia dick

>> No.14290280

If you give a Maus a Cookie...

>> No.14290288

>>14290249
It's already been done anon, several times in fact.

>> No.14290306

>>14290280
It'll blow all other tanks to pieces.

>> No.14290315
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>>14290263
>Be Foolish Samurai
>Aku-chan keeps trying to court you and every time you make her go away she shapeshifts and flees, laughing with that "HAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laugh of hers while taunting you
>Go to nearby village, she reappears
>I'm-Getting-Real-Tired-Of-Your-Shit
>WAIT! DON'T DO THIS!
>THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MOMENT, SAMURAI!
>WE'LL FIGHT AND THEN I'LL TURN INTO A BIRD OR SOMETHING AND LAUGH AT YOU AND WE WON'T SEE EACH OTHER FOR MAYBE A WEEK!
>WHY NOT... JUST GO ON ONE DATE WITH ME!
>Sheathe your sword, sighing
>What's the worst thing that could happen?
>She orders some pizza, inviting you to her lair
>The delivery guy is 30 minutes late
>Gets ZIP ZAP ZOOPITY ZAPPED into the Oomukade Pit
>She sees your face assuring you he'll be okay... maybe
>Eat pizza with her, there's an awkward silence, you're getting too chivalrous for this shit
>See some pizza sauce on her face, wipe it off
>Her eyebrows flare up
>WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, SAMURAI?
>You tell her that even if she's an evil overlord it's not good if she dirties her face, especially for her public image
>Goes BEET FUCKING RED
>Turns into a bolt of flaming darkness and flies into her room, locking the door
>You can hear her furiously schlicking, moaning out stuff like
>HNNNNNNNNGH! YOU FOOLISH SAMURAI!
>YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEE!
>PUT ON SOME MODERN THREADS YOU HUSSIE!
>Be walking in the wilderness weeks later
>Shadow-Ninja manifests
>It's a grey and red kimono, they insist you wear it at their Lady's command
>Put it on
>You can hear her high school-level "KYAAAAA" at you wearing her hand-stitched kimono from thousands of miles away

>> No.14290327

>>14290315
Aku-chan is cute! Cute!

>> No.14290328

>>14290315
10/10

>> No.14290365

>>14290315
Still hearing it in Aku's voice. And it's amazing.

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Well, it took me 2 hours, and about $200 worth of pillows, but she's filled up now

>> No.14290389

>>14290386
Now impregnate her.

>> No.14290402

>>14290386
Is the snakepit now officially complete?

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>>14290402
No, i'm still waiting for this to get shipped to me

and i'll need to buy a pillow for it

>> No.14290410

>>14290386
That's a long snake.
>>14290405
How many does that make then, 4 or 5? I've lost track of just how many you have now.

>> No.14290415

>>14290410
that normal sized one will make my fifth

>> No.14290416

>>14290405
That's an individual pillow? The two designs seem different.

>> No.14290417

>>14290327
>>14290328
>>14290365
Pls.

>> No.14290429

>>14290386
How was your first night sleeping with it?

>> No.14290434

>>14290365
I dunno man, hearing that last line in Aku's voice is a little disturbing, and something I'd rather forget.

>>14290315
That aside, story is pretty cute.

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>>14290429
It took me about 2 hours to calm down my boner
and then i slept amazing
i woke up and she was wrapped around me even tighter
it was amazing

>> No.14290439

>>14290435
Remember, don't dick the daki.
They'll wear and stain otherwise.

>> No.14290446

>>14288880
Dear Diary, one more.

>> No.14290449

>>14290435
I wish I had good nights sleeps anymore.

tfw all the waifufags here have a nice daki to sleep with and I'm stuck alone and sleepless

>> No.14290453

>>14290449
WockFag doesn't have one yet

though he's getting a really nice big one with wings to wrap around himself

>> No.14290454

>>14289418
Because it's a crab with a girl sticking out of it's mouth, maybe if she was more like an arachne I'd consider her.

>> No.14290456

>>14290449
Just do what I do, fall asleep hugging a regular pillow and pretend it's a monster girl.

>> No.14290458

>>14290449
I have no daki or ability to force myself to write.

>> No.14290459

>>14290453
>Daki with actual pillow wings

Get outta here, that can't actually be a thing. Can it?

>> No.14290461

>>14290453
>though he's getting a really nice big one
How big
>with wings to wrap around himself
Like those dragon wing hugs?

>> No.14290463

>>14290459
he's going to make it a thing
I believe in him

>>14290461
I don't remember how big but bigger than him

and yes

>> No.14290465

>>14289853
>you don't really love me
Every time she says stupid shit like that, I'm going to lick her eye. Make of that what you will.

>> No.14290470

>>14290068
Note to self: no undead friends ever.

>> No.14290471

>>14290463
I hope he leads a revolution of monstergirl dakis.
Then I'll be able to get one with bonafide fluff atop the fluffy paws.

>> No.14290475

>>14290263
>love
Bitch quit lying.

>> No.14290476

>>14290434
T-thanks?

>> No.14290482

>>14290449
>tfw a daki of my waifu is on the way
Feels good

>> No.14290484

>>14290482
What's your daki? Gazer?

>> No.14290488

>>14290484
Nah, my waifu is only slightly related to Monster Girls

>> No.14290500

>>14290453
>>14290463
>Big Dakis
>With Wing Hugs
I didn't even know you could get a daki bigger than the normal size. This changes everything

Imagine a giant 7-8 feet oni body pillow. Or maybe get a daki like the Miia one but for an Apophis.

More people should do big girl dakis

>> No.14290507

I want to explore a mystical arcane library and then find a cute, naive but smart bookworm MG who's spent her entire life living there all by herself, then I want to befriend and marry her!!!

>> No.14290511

>>14290507
>wurms
>magic
You'll get a ryu and like it you fucking faggot.

>> No.14290516

>>14290507
Just watch out for the librarian.
She hates being called a monkey.

>> No.14290527

>Xenoblade Chronicles X confirmed Censored
Well fuck, first fatal frame now this, which neet monster girls can best console me while confirming to me that modern video games are dead?

>> No.14290532

>>14290527
Gazer while she pub-stomps in TF2 or Wock while she ERPs as a man in ARR

>> No.14290535

>>14290527
A doll girl who everyone calls Skell.

>> No.14290537

>>14290527
>not just importing
>being poor
>bitching to us

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>>14290475
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE WON YOURSELF A ONE WAY TICKET TO HORSE PUSSY KINGDOM!

HAVE FUN PATHETIC MORTAL!

>> No.14290541

>>14290537
Doesn't Nintendo region lock all their systems nowadays?

>> No.14290544

>>14290541
Yeah, I think Nintendo's really stingy when it comes to their games

>> No.14290545

>>14290541
>not having a Japanese console
Nigga do I have to wipe your nose too?

>> No.14290551

>>14290535
Heheh

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>>14290500
>Imagine a giant 7-8 feet oni body pillow

You'd be better off buying another mattress

>> No.14290557

>>14290538
I cast blue fist. Get fucked.

>> No.14290558

>>14290553
Or sleeping on a Japanese bed roll so you can cuddle your big body pillow

>> No.14290565
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>>14290557
The fuck does that even mean?

>> No.14290568

>>14290541
>not pirating all your games/movies/music etc
YAARRR

>> No.14290577

>>14290565
Remember the episode where aku tried to steal a gem that controlled the planet's water supply and got his shit slapped? I cast that.

Speaking of which, did you see the one where Jack gets taken to the spirit realm and held captive by a ghost dragon he then exorcises? I want a ghost dragon girl now, undead dragons ain't shit.

Bring back Samurai Jack.

>> No.14290586

>>14290527
This means Fire Emblem probably will be too.

Fuck Nintendo.

>> No.14290589

>>14290544
Well, if the (lack of) price drops over time is any indication, then that's no surprise.

>>14290545
If I ever do get a WiiU, maybe I will import it. Not that that's very likely to happen. I'm happy with just a 3DS and a PC, for now. Might get a PS3 at some point though, there's some stuff I missed out on there.

>> No.14290591

>>14290577
>implying we can have Samurai Jack when the Aku VA is dead

No anon, it's dead. Forever.

Now if we could get some MG artwork of the Imakandi we'd be pretty well off.

>> No.14290595

>>14290586
Last FE was censored too, why is this shocking you?

>> No.14290599

>>14290577
But Samurai Jack already came back as a comic which is almost as great as the show

>> No.14290605

>>14290595
Well I was hoping they learned their lesson, especially with them bring out that persona cross over which screams "we want the weeb audience."

>> No.14290607
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>>14290586
>TFW Fire Emblem IF is getting a Fan Translation so even if NoA fucks it up (Which they will) I can still have glorious uncensored waifus without cringeworthy dialogue
Thank you God

>> No.14290611

>>14290591
There must be someone who could replace him.

>>14290599
>almost
There you go.

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Roman Centurion Liches are best waifus

>> No.14290616
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>>14290613
What can they do better than normal Lich waifus?

>> No.14290620

>>14290607
Holy shit.
I'd actually be pissed off about that if the game was decent at all.

>> No.14290623

>>14290607
>That image
I wasn't planning on getting it anyway but what the fuck.

I think I need a nice Yeti to hug.

>> No.14290628

>>14290623
Times Magazine writes at a 7th grade vocabulary level, and it's intended as a more serious adult magazine. How much more a children/teen game in the same country?

>> No.14290629

>>14290607
NoA is going so far down the shithole lately it isn't even funny.

>> No.14290630

>>14290616
Lead a formation of legionaries.

>> No.14290631

>>14290511
Wurms have as much MP as other dragons, they just don't know any spells

>> No.14290640

>>14290553
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-go_dATkOo

>> No.14290644

>>14290607
I will continue to hate the new fire emblems until they fix the magic triangle. The magic units were some of my favorites and having all the magic types shoved into one category killed most of them off. I miss my shamans.

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>>14290630
Of Zombie/Wight musclegirls? Sounds neato.

>> No.14290655

>>14290644
Bring back Light magic.

>> No.14290657

>>14290613
>Thinks Centurions lead Legions, not Centuries.

I'll be in the Legatus Legionis' tent banging her while you're in the Centurion's tent, pleb.

>> No.14290659

>>14290607
You need hacked 3ds <9.2 to run fan translation

>> No.14290662

>>14290623
>Yeti gives you a big hug and a back rub
>"It's ok, my paws are too big to play those meme games anyway"

>> No.14290663

>>14290631
They can't use spells, they're brutes, not even meme'ing.

>> No.14290664

I want a slimegirl daki filled with water rather than a pillow, like a waterbed.

>> No.14290667

>>14290662
It's okay, I'm sure Yetis could always enjoy xbox kinect games.

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>>14290657
>Legatus Legionis
>Her
Im being triggered

>> No.14290676

>>14290669
Shut up Paladin.

>> No.14290683

>>14290667
The only controller big enough is the original Xbox controller, so she's really good at Jet Set Radio Future and PGR

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Line 290
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4
>Social Climber (TARABUL)

Once again I run into the problem of no entirely appropriate image.

>> No.14290709

>>14290663
Like I said, they don't know any spells. Can't use spells if you don't know any.

>> No.14290711

>>14290667
sweaty yetis playing kinect games and ddr

>> No.14290713

>>14290711
>You will never play classic DDR with your daughteru in an arcade

>> No.14290717

>>14290695
That Fennec was a cutie. Will we see more of her?

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>>14289950

>> No.14290725
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>>14290651
>Wight musclegirls

>> No.14290729

>>14290720
The face seems too mature for the body. It's like somebody took Sigourney Weaver's head back from when she was in Alien, made it sexy then stuck it on a Gazer.

>> No.14290733 [DELETED] 

>>14290709
And if they knew them they couldn't use them. All monsters have MP, I think, but like devil bugs, they don't have the focus.

>> No.14290736

>>14290709
And if they knew them they couldn't use them. All monsters have MP, I think, but like devil bugs, they don't have the focus nor are talented at magic in spite of being dragons because they're bruisers, is what I'm saying.

>> No.14290738

Reminder to not approach any older women on Halloween night. They could be from Onee-Sabbath.

>> No.14290742

>>14290738
That seems like a reason to do it though.

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>>14290729

>> No.14290746

>>14290713
I want to take my daughteru to the arcade for the first time and see her light up with excitement

>> No.14290747

>>14290742
Anon it's dangerous.

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>>14290315
>"Are you the one they call 'Samurai Jack'?"

There would be no end to Monster Girls seeking you out to fight you.

>> No.14290751

>>14290743
I like that one, though. I could criticise it, but it doesn't seem worth it for a quick, but nice sketch like that.
Is this newly found gazer stuff, or newly made gazer stuff?

>> No.14290758

>>14290746
>All my local arcades no longer exist
All my childhood, lost.

>> No.14290759

>>14290738
>don't approach busty, curvaceous women who want to dote on and spoil their otouto
So you're saying you enjoy the company of men in a sexual context?

>> No.14290760

>>14290751
The pixely one is newly made, like the one I replied to with it.
The most recent one is newly found.

>> No.14290764

>>14290759
You don't understand anon, they'lll do unspeakable things to you.

>> No.14290765

>>14290748
>he's not a blood knight

>>14290758
I feel your pain.

>> No.14290767
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14290767

Have you properly hugged your elf today?

>> No.14290769

>>14290760
Will your lust for gazer art ever be sated, do you think?

>> No.14290770

>>14290748
>>14290748
So long as it's not a shortstack Hannya I can delay my chivalry.

>> No.14290771
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14290771

I wrote a lich story. Doesn't have smut. Also uploaded it to a certain other site.

http://pastebin.com/e8Lu2ntc
http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=dead-on-arrival

>> No.14290772

>>14290764
>unspeakable
I'm telling everyone!

>> No.14290773

>>14290767
I haven't got an elf.

>> No.14290776

>>14290717
It's possible. This was uncharacteristically SFW, and their wedding night might make a nice short, too.

>> No.14290778

>>14290769
Please, the bond between a man and his waifu can only grow

>> No.14290780
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14290780

>>14290767
That's a Zelda.

>> No.14290785

>>14290776
Niiice.

>> No.14290787
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14290787

>>14290771
>tft

>> No.14290794
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14290794

>>14290780
No, that's an Elf.

>> No.14290800

>>14290263
Alps don't deserve love.

>> No.14290801

>>14290785
She's going to go from awkward to smug as hell when he hugfucks her like there's no tomorrow and licks every single cream-white scar on her delicious brown rock-hard abs.

>> No.14290802

>>14290767
No wonder she's sweating, no human with proportions like that should be standing like that for any longer than half a second.

>> No.14290803

>>14290794
>>14290780
>>14290767
>All this delicious Zelda
Damn it you guys, I just fapped
I JUST FAPPED

>> No.14290805

>>14290772
No, do not speak those words!

>> No.14290808

>>14290771
>posting a TFT link
Kill yourself. You know exactly what the reaction is going to be to that.

>> No.14290810

>>14290769
Basically >>14290778

>> No.14290811

>>14290800
>Alps

??????

>>14290802
On her tip toes with a leg in front of the other anon.

>> No.14290815

>>14290811
If she was standing in front of me I'd be sweating even more.

>> No.14290818

>>14290800
You do realize that Aku doesn't have a gender, right? He/It is just an amalgamation of what'd essentially be concentrated Dark Matter.

I mean, his personality is male, but there's no real gender identifying traits about him.

That and he can shape shift into a woman both in the show and in BleedMan's edgy mcedgystein fan comic.

>> No.14290821

>>14290802
Why are you here.

>> No.14290823

>>14290805
Gonna tell the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axr3hqsy9Ng

>> No.14290830

>>14290821
Just to suffer.

>> No.14290834

>>14290818
> BleedMan's edgy mcedgystein fan comic.
Ooh, that reminds me of a dark past located in the far reaches of my mind

>> No.14290838

>>14290823
No anon, you will ruin everything!

>> No.14290848
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14290848

>>14290803
>All this delicious Zelda

Are you perhaps a Wii user?

>>14290808
>Kill yourself

Are you perhaps triggered?

>> No.14290857

>>14290848
>Xbox users mainly search for Halo porn
yeah, I can see that. Cortana will do that to you

>> No.14290859

>>14290848
I am surprised there is no Samus.

>> No.14290860

Which monstergirl is the best for kissing so much that they bend one leg at the knee and lean into you?

>> No.14290861

>>14290848
>Halo
>tiny teen huge cock
>mom
>hentai shemale

What the fuck

>> No.14290862

>>14290848
>all these normies playin ps4/xbox

>> No.14290864

>>14290848
>No Samus
Fucking casuals

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14290867

>>14290834
>>14290834
Worst part is It's implied Aku has sex with HIM as the female form

>> No.14290873

>>14290867
Son, I haven't read this in eons. I'm surprised it's still going
And I'm going to ignore that entire spoiler. Because my mind is actively refusing to believe that

>> No.14290875
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14290875

>>14290848
I think X-Box would have been the official gaming console endorsed by Freud.

>> No.14290878

>>14290875
>>14290848
What is the Playstations obsession with mothers?

>> No.14290881

>>14290867
I want to fuck Chi.

>> No.14290890

>>14290878
They have more taste.

>> No.14290892

>>14290890
>Both Nintendo and Sony users have the most fetishes
Yep, that's Japanese influence right there

>> No.14290896

>>14290892
Nothing wrong with wanting to fuck your mother.

>> No.14290899

>>14290896
Too bad about that burger, eh, Mr. Mercedes?

>> No.14290920

>>14290899
Your reference is lost on me.

>> No.14290923

>>14290439
That's what onaholes propped up against them are for.

>> No.14290937

I miss baka wyrm

>> No.14290939

>>14290920
I believe it's a Stephen King novel. Then again, the last one I read was Revival, which was about cthulhu ants and undead momdom.

>> No.14290940

>>14290937
What do you mean? Wurm can't be mentioned without the threadcanon retard Wurm popping up.
I miss the actual Wurm. The one who isn't exactly a genius but doesn't act like a brain damaged five year old either.

>> No.14290941

>>14290607
I'm...not sure I get what the big deal is.

>> No.14290947

>>14290941
Look at the last four words of dialogue in the America version.

>> No.14290948

>>14290941
The memes, Jack

>> No.14290949

>>14290818
>BleedMan's edgy mcedgystein fan comic.
His daughteru was cute in that.

>> No.14290955

>>14290867
Didn't HIM kind of brush it off as Aku just messing around?
Alternatively what does it say that Aku chooses to live in a Japanese Manor, wearing kimonos and such, with a daughter who dresses similarly?

>> No.14290959

>>14290947
So it's a tad...comical. Big deal.

>> No.14290960

>>14290940
What about Wurms who act retarded just to lure men in before coiling around them and making them theirs?
"Of course I know what a dick is anon! What kind of monstergirl do you take me for?"
"Now I'm gonna fuck you senseless~ Get ready darling~"

Why is imagining a Wurm with a cute voice saying dirty things so boner inducing?

>> No.14290963

>>14290940
If I ever get around to it, I plan to write a Wurm who is a friendly, sociable, skilled Blacksmith MILF.

>> No.14290966

>>14290940
>miss the actual Wurm. The one who isn't exactly a genius but doesn't act like a brain damaged five year old either.
I miss this too. Along with Oomukade who are clingy and possessive without being a stuttering submissive mess.

>> No.14290969

>>14290896
>troll mom flicking her tongue lasciviously at you after she serves you a plate of tacos
>shirohebi mom coiling around you every morning and kissing you everywhere so this WHORES! at school don't get any ideas about staining her prescious boy
>fairy mom who travels in your pants to keep you relaxed during your day when "you need it"
>houri mom who makes sure you do good deeds everyday so she and your aunts can "reward you"
>job job mom who won't get the fuck off you

Not a bad life all things considered.

>> No.14290970

>>14290771
>>14290808
>>14290787
What is Touch Fluffy Tail and why do we hate it again?

>> No.14290973
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14290973

>>14290963
>that spoiler

I didn't know I wanted this but I want it now

>> No.14290975

>>14290966
>doesn't like spaghettikude
Ha Ha! FUCK YOU!

>> No.14290979

>>14290966
>Along with Oomukade who are clingy and possessive without being a stuttering submissive mess.
Holy shit, especially this.

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>>14290970
We are not doing this again.

>> No.14290987

>>14290966
>Oomukade is essentially meant to be the insect version of Manticore
>but the thread decided she's a nervous wreck who can't get men
>and she smells

One day you guys will create good threadcanon for a girl, because it almost feels like the popular ones are being ruined/turned into complete opposites of their profiles on purpose.

>> No.14290989

>>14290955
He chooses a Japanese manor because he's from Nipland. He even states at one point he actually misses Jack.

Which leads to horafying implications about Chi

>> No.14290993

>>14290970
A content hosting site that is hated here mainly because Bob posts there. And that's it.

Bob posts here too still on occasion y'know guys?

>> No.14290996

>>14290981
I don't know why we hate it either

>> No.14290997

>>14290989
You're not implying that- No. NO
NO. I REFUSE

>> No.14291000

>>14290989
>horafying implications about Chi
Is it really any worse than what we were talking about earlier?

>> No.14291001

>>14290997
I meant that he created her out of his lonliness, you sick fuck.

>> No.14291005

>>14290969
What would it be like to be adopted into a family of lewd monstergirls?

>Echidna mothers adopting you and then dropping you off in a dungeon to live with her daughters as their husband.
>Dark Priest mothers offering themselves up as a reward for finishing your homework.
>The Demon Lord adopting you because she wants a son and having to live with your horny Lilim sisters.

Sign me the fuck up.

>> No.14291006

>>14290966
I miss Hellhounds being something you don't fuck with. Submissive Hellhounds make about as much sense as an aggressive and dominant Kobold.

>> No.14291011

>>14291001
Hey, you can't blame him. That series has done the most fucked up shit that if that were true it wouldn't be that surprising

>> No.14291014

>>14291006
>Submissive Hellhounds
What? Most of the Hellhound stuff I see is just them being loving doms or switches.

>> No.14291016

>>14291000
>>14291000
Kind of yeah.

I mean. You wouldn't Aku-chan, would you?

>> No.14291021

>>14291006
Almost all of the Hellhound stuff i've seen has been loving femdom. I haven't seen any straight up submissive stuff.

>> No.14291025

>>14290970
Another site where people do monstergirl stories.
They are hated here for a number of reasons:
>It isn't /mgt/ (possibly the silliest reason, but some anons are like that)
>Bob posts there
>They accept things like futa, monsterboys and weird fetishes with open arms

It doesn't help that you get a few guys there who write like they've never seen a book before in their lives.

>> No.14291026

>>14290987
>One day you guys will create good threadcanon for a girl
Eh, the awawa wendigo isn't that bad.

>>14291006
The only sub hellhounds I normally see here are made for people wanting to start shit, though.

>> No.14291032

>>14291025
>It doesn't help that you get a few guys there who write like they've never seen a book before in their lives.
Personally, this is my biggest gripe with the place.

>> No.14291035

>>14291025
I think they just paste ERP, cut out the names, and submit it like that.

Hey, remember how Bob and .less ERP super hard with each other? Remember that? Where they talk about filling and being filled by each other?
Yeah.

>> No.14291037

>>14290987
You know I'm actually pretty happy that Yeti remains so popular yet somehow didn't get ruined.
>>14291014
You're right, at most they only ever seem to go into switch territory which is exactly what they are. The profile even says that if a man takes the initiative that they'll gladly go along with it.
The only thing that really gets forgotten at times is their ridiculous energy and how they always take control at the end after the guy is exhausted. It's not that bad though.

>> No.14291045

>>14290981
The circle of /mgt/ drama, ladies and gentlemen.

>Anon ask why purists hate X
>"STFU!"
>Anon has not been given any reason to hate X
>Anon sees nothing wrong with X as a result, begins to discuss it more frequently
>Gets slammed by purists for not hating X on the grounds purists tell them they should hate it.

>> No.14291047

>>14291035
>Hey, remember how Bob and .less ERP super hard with each other?
I do now

>> No.14291051

>>14290969
>Amazoness mom that has you bench press her so you'll be a strong and capable husband
>For her
>Holstaur mom who nurses you every night
>Crow Tengu mom that leaves you little love notes along with advice everywhere you go, holy shit how does she know every place you go to?
>Ogre mom you have to beat for the right NOT to fuck her, she shoots you full of manticore venom as she lays 'defeated' on the ground, ready to have the victor claim his spoils
>Bubble slime mom who adds a bit of herself to your food each day when you reach puberty
>Dormouse mom who has you use her like a daki
All of my yes.

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>>14291025
I don't condone or condemn the weird fetishes, if that's what you're talking about. So long as people actually USE THE FUCKING TAGS LIKE A GODDAMNED DECENT PERSON SHOULD.

That or I need to just bug SnowDrake about adding a tagging system similar to Sadpanda where you can't get away with whatever the fuck you want. But I digress, I'm not expecting any love from here anyway, haha.

>> No.14291058

>>14291051
>Amazoness mom that has you bench press her so you'll be a strong and capable husband
That's an oni mom if anything.

>> No.14291060

>>14291051
>strong and capable husband
They don't want that, though.

>> No.14291063

>>14290993
>>14291025


One of the Authors profiles

>"Possibly bipolar, paranoid introvert who really should get out more but prefers to lie in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. Often argues with the three voices in his head(Me, Myself, and I) and loses most times. Started writing on MAL, them moved to the MGE Wiki and now here. Writes for the sake of trying to create something worthwhile(and to take his mind off of being a death seeker). Sees Monster Girls as more of a philosophical venue rather than the glorious sex goddesses they seem to think they are."

Holy shit I see why we don't like that place.

>> No.14291068

>>14291035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCKDeIWKXUE

>> No.14291069

>>14291005
>adoption
The fuck out of here with that weaksauce no blood relation bullshit.
>but muh chief-
DO I look like I give a shit about the chief god?

>> No.14291076

>>14291063
Where the fuck do I even begin?

>> No.14291078

>>14291060
They want a husband capable of supporting his wife.

>> No.14291079

>>14291055
I generally have no problem with the place, you just have to know who to avoid. Like that guy with the Japanese-sounding name who seems to be on a one man mission to drive the general quality of MG stories into the ground.

>> No.14291082

>>14291063
that's one of the most pretentious things I've seen in a while.

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14291084

>>14291063
>Possibly bipolar, paranoid introvert
>Started writing on MAL
>Sees Monster Girls as more of a philosophical venue rather than the glorious sex goddesses they seem to think they are."

>> No.14291088

>>14291051
>Dormouse mom who has you use her like a daki
Yes

>> No.14291089
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14291089

Holding your MG tight after coming inside, supporting her through the emotional post orgasm rush girls have, and then raising a happy, strong family together!!!

>> No.14291092

>>14291079
That'd be Sukiru Ikeda. You can call me a 40Kiddie all you want for this but he's the one writefaggot on TFT I wish I could isolate on a planet by himself if only to detonate it from orbit via Exterminatus.

He's literally human garbage.

>> No.14291094

>>14291078
Not literally.

>> No.14291096

>>14291063
What the fuck. Who the hell is that? They sound hilariously pretentious for someone who writes smut about women with animal parts.

>> No.14291097

>>14291078
So you'd be getting taught how to cook and clean.

>> No.14291099

>>14291063
Yeeeah. Honestly whenever it comes up, people just say "It sucks because Bob". Which is a shit reason.

Guys like THIS are why the place sucks.

>> No.14291101

>>14291051
I kind of want a Crow Tengu mom, if only for those notes.

>> No.14291104

>>14291058
KC's onis are hard drinking, easygoing, fun loving monsters. All the muscleposting about t hem makes people forget.

>> No.14291106

>>14291063
It hurts

>>14291078
That's kikis. Amazons want to support their husbands.

>> No.14291108

>>14291092
Agreed. 110%. His "Content" is so shit, I can't call it writing.

Hell calling it actual content is a stretch...

>> No.14291111

>>14291069
What's wrong with adoption?

>> No.14291113

>>14290767
Now that's an amibo I would buy

>> No.14291115

>>14291096
This guy: http://touchfluffytail.org/?author=151
Name's Yudayahito.

>> No.14291116

>>14291092
That's the guy. I swear, delete his stuff from the site and people would have less of a problem with the place. At least Bob can form coherent sentences.

>> No.14291119

>>14291106
>Amazons want to support their husbands
What

>> No.14291127

>>14291111
Not him but if your fetish is incest, all the non-blood related stuff gets annoying after a while. Genuine incest stories are very rare by comparison.

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>>14291045
Here's the thing about internet communities, the more aggresive places on 4chan especially: It's a real-life model of the urban legend about the monkeys and the hose.

>A group of scientists placed five monkeys in a cage, and in the middle, a ladder with bananas on top.
>Every time a monkey went up the ladder, the scientists soaked the rest of the monkeys with cold water.
>After a while, every time a monkey would start up the ladder, the others would pull it down and beat it up.
>After a time, no monkey would dare try climbing the ladder, no matter how great the temptation.
>The scientists then decided to replace one of the monkeys. The first thing this new monkey did was start to climb the ladder. Immediately, the others pulled him down and beat him up.
>After several beatings, the new monkey learned never to go up the ladder, even though there was no evident reason not to, aside from the beatings.
>The second monkey was substituted and the same occurred. The first monkey participated in the beating of the second monkey. A third monkey was changed and the same was repeated. The fourth monkey was changed, resulting in the same, before the fifth was finally replaced as well.
>What was left was a group of five monkeys that – without ever having received a cold shower – continued to beat up any monkey who attempted to climb the ladder.
>If it was possible to ask the monkeys why they beat up on all those who attempted to climb the ladder, their most likely answer would be “I don’t know. It’s just how things are done around here.”

Of course, there's times when the monkey needs the hose, too. Like when they fling shit at the researchers and tell them it's chocolate cake. I just like how I can apply it to quite a few shitstorms these threads have. Y'know, how some people post so aggresively against certan things, and end up making more of a mess than if the thing was just left alone.

Why have we stopped talking about sandworm recently? Was she just partial flavour of the month?

>> No.14291132

>>14291099
It's superfluous. It does nothing that pastebin already doesn't do except be populated by terrible fetishes and writers. So therefore, the only people who would bother with it here are shills.

>> No.14291133

>>14291127
The fetish I was going for wasn't incest, but getting adopted into a household of sexy girls who want into your pants.

>> No.14291135

>>14291119
They want to be the bread winner. "Supporting" your family means being the one to work for a living while your partner minds the house and raises the kids. That's how amazons work.

>> No.14291136

>>14291111
Nothing, but we're talking about mom/son, connected by blood, not that hipster no blood relation thrash.

>> No.14291143

>>14291131
Graboid was fotm after that doujin.

>> No.14291145

Every time people talk about TFT I feel the need to remind people of the other stuff that exists out there.
http://lordtyrantwriting.tumblr.com/post/121255524356/flash-fiction-the-manticore-adult
It's actually better written than some of the TFT stuff but the tags alone tell you what you need to know.

>> No.14291146

>>14291131
I love that guy's doujins.
When's the MGQ on getting translated?

>> No.14291148

>>14291127
Human sons is a retarded idea with monstergirls though. That's why it's rarely used there. Closest you could get by following that would be that the boy's real mother got corrupted into a monstergirl later on or something.

>> No.14291151

>>14291115
>http://touchfluffytail.org/?author=151
I've only read the synopsis of those stories and I'm already rolling my eyes.

>> No.14291153

>>14291132
It doesn't have the terrible ads that Pastebin has
>inb4 "Doesn't use adblock"
Yeah yeah, I'm a horrendous amateur at using the interwebs.

But it does allow for easier navigation of the stories and artwork that's posted there. But it's the same as any other content hosting site. dA, Pixiv, HF, etc.; gotta learn to navigate through the shit.

>> No.14291154

>>14291131
>Why have we stopped talking about sandworm recently?

I don't care for them. Their gimmick is "vore, but not really" and that's not my fetish.

>> No.14291156

>>14291133
Yeah, I figured. The topic it started with was monster moms though, and if that's what you like I can understand being annoyed when somebody steers it into generic harem territory.

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14291157

>everyone still bit the bait
>T-minus who gives two shits until we descend into writefag drama, our site>their site and those who say otherwise to stir the pot
>bobposting
>the rest

>> No.14291160

>>14291148
It's human sons or the human farm anon.
Do we need to talk about the human farm?

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>>14291131
>Why have we stopped talking about sandworm recently?
I still like her, she was in my top 10 before the doujin and she's still top 10 now.
I think the issue is that there's only so much people can do with her from a creative standpoint.

>> No.14291168

>>14291161
I bet they all waifu Bobba Fett and are huge star wars fans. Heck, scifi fans in general.

>> No.14291169

>>14291148
Only if you care about the details of the setting. A lot of us don't.

>> No.14291170

>>14291153
>It's easier
>It just hosts content

And here we go again. You know, your shilling would be a lot less obvious if you didn't use the same phrasing every single time.

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>>14291157
Great post!

>> No.14291175

>>14291063
We've had some bad writefags ourselves, but at least we know when to tell guys like this to fuck off.

If TFT allows this kind of person without ridiculing them off the site then I can understand why the thread hates it.

>> No.14291176

>>14291145
Other places don't react nearly as explosively to yuri as this place does, so it's not really out of the norm.
I suppose because most people here solely go here for monstergirl content, they can't comprehend that something like that really isn't that big of a deal.
Just like how that nipplefucker guy thought his fetish was tamer than regular BDSM.

It's all about perspective, and what you expose yourself to.

>> No.14291177

>>14291171
Bapho giving the finger.jpg

>> No.14291178

>>14291168
>they all waifu Bobba Fett
Good taste.
There's a lot of 'getting eaten by giant things' in star wars.

>> No.14291182

>>14291160
>Implying that's a foregone conclusion in the slightest
Things work fine with a limited monster population like current KC setting, or incubi born like late KC setting.

>inb4 muh incubi are hewmuns

>> No.14291185

>>14291170
It's the truth though. It just hosts content. You can complain about what kind of content it has, but every site that hosts content has its shit.

Pastebin's no different; it's just we only interact with it through direct links. No one "Browses" Pastebin.

>> No.14291186

>nobody posted these yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR7uaIFVFiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wttKTdvqH0s

>> No.14291188

>>14291153
I'm shit with computers and still use noscript and adblock. It doesn't help that adblock recently started allowing a select few ads past for god knows what reason. Now I have to look at annoying J-list jokes about "dolphin polishers" and fapping when I try to torrent my chinese cartoons

>> No.14291193

>>14291176
I think the main reason here with the yuri thing is that despite the threads being monster girl threads they're really MGE threads and yuri conflicts a lot with what people get into the setting for.

In other communities they focus a lot more on monster girls in general so things that clash with MGE lore aren't such a big deal to them.

>> No.14291196

>>14291185
But when the content is terrible, the entire website gets that reputation. There's a reason "deviant-art-tier" is a derogative. And that's the reputation of TFT. You can stop defending it now.

>> No.14291198
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14291198

DQ Ogres are love.

>> No.14291202

>>14291198
Those are some deliciously plump, red, ripe fruit in the background.

>> No.14291205

>>14291198
Do you think their bodies are soft and pliable or lithe and firm?

>> No.14291206

>>14291198
Dairy Queen Ogres?
Those Ogres that have joined the Church of Hathor and made it high enough in the priesthood that they can start lactating a much as a Holstaur?

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>>14291193
Yeah, that's something I didn't consider. MGE really is the biggest influence on these threads, and that whole setting is built around the prospect of "Straight sex, wherever you're want it or not."

>> No.14291210

>>14291196
Deviantart and tumblr get an awful bad rep for their bad artists but a lot of the reason is that there's a lot of people who don't actually browse pixiv and rely on boorus to do the sorting for them.
Pixiv actually puts out an equal amount of shit. Also those guys who draw sonic inflation and unbirthing on deviantart? Pixiv makes those look sane at times.

>> No.14291211

>>14291196
I'm just saying that logic is idiotic.

Yes that's the reputation, but Pixiv has just as much terrible shit as dA; and dA has just as much good shit as Pixiv. You just have to know where/how to look.

Hate the site for the shit it allows all you want, but don't use it as an excuse to hate on the actual decent stuff that just happens to be posted there.

>> No.14291213
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>>14291198
Not enough muscle.

>> No.14291216

>>14291209
I want to take an absurd amount endurance potions so I can fuck that for a week without stopping.

>> No.14291221
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14291221

Which non-loli monstergirl has the tightest butthole?

Gotta disclude lolis, because it'd just be unfair otherwise. Their hineyholes are the tightest by default.

>> No.14291222

>>14291209
>"Straight sex, wherever you're want it or not."

Yeah that's one of the things that bothers me about it. But I don't really want to argue about it in this thread, I'm okay with the "no yuri" rule.

>> No.14291226

>>14291210
If Pastebin or Pixiv are based around an egomaniac's gay cult, we don't know it.

>> No.14291227

>>14291198
>that tail
She's not tricking me, that's a red cow.

>> No.14291230

>>14291221
Any variant of slimes.
Pressure control son.

>> No.14291231
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>>14291213
>man with tits
Nah

>> No.14291237
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>>14291231
Yes

>> No.14291240

>>14291211
>don't use it as an excuse to hate on the actual decent stuff that just happens to be posted there.

It reflects a ton on the authors that post on TFT because they KNOW the reputation of the place. Then they post links here full well knowing what it's going to start and then have the audacity to play the victim. I mean look at this shit. >>14290771

Do you see a single actual review of that story? No. Instead, it's all about TFT. And then TFT users shilling the place as "Come host your content here please. We're not bad. You just don't understand."

That's what always happens. And they're dicks for kicking up that shit, because they'd rather cry dindu nuffin than go along and get along.

>> No.14291244

>>14291221
>disclude
What planet are you from?

>> No.14291245
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14291245

I WANT A SHORTSTACK LICH TO MAKE ME A SUB!

>> No.14291247

>>14291221
Probably onis, all that exercise pays off I bet

>> No.14291248
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14291248

>>14291237
Hell Nah

>> No.14291249
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14291249

>You will never have a centuries old loli fox as your great great grandmother.

>> No.14291250

>>14291131
I don't let a small group of autistic monkeys who make a lot of noise then get removed from the cage for 3 days dictate what I post

>> No.14291251

>>14291244
Fuck, I don't know what it is, but I've gotten into a habit of using that word. No idea why. Apparently my brain forgets "exclude" is a real word.

>> No.14291252

>>14291245
A sandwich?

>> No.14291253

>>14291245
As in cooking or making you her bitch?

>> No.14291255
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14291255

>>14291248
Hell yeah

>> No.14291256

>>14291240
Ever think that maybe things might go better if, on the rare occasion a story from there DOES get posted, people could have the decency to read a bit of it and say "Wow, this story's shit", rather than just automatically assuming because TFT?

I mean, he posted it on the prized pastebin too; but no. Since it can even be glanced on TFT, it's automatically crap. It's just a plainly idiotic way of looking at things.

>> No.14291262
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>>14291255
I want to lift with them.

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>>14291237
>"Zub zub~"

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>>14291245

>> No.14291266

>>14291249
>Your loli grandma will never cook for you until you're stuffed
>she'll never sit besides you and ask about your life
>she'll never slip you a forty and tell you not to spend it all at once before sending you off with a kiss

>> No.14291268

>>14291245
Kind of want art of a shortstack lich in a subway uniform now.
Also puns about Jared and pedophilia and shortstacks looking young.

>> No.14291269

>>14291265
>not the Buffalo Chicken Doritos sub
dropped

>> No.14291270

>>14291256
Ever think that if he didn't want to start something, he'd just post the pastebin and leave it at that? But nope, had to do the old passive aggressive "Fuck you all. I'm gonna post it anyway." ego trip. That's the author's intent and why nobody gives a shit to read it.

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>>14291256
>I mean, he posted it on the prized pastebin too; but no. Since it can even be glanced on TFT, it's automatically crap. It's just a plainly idiotic way of looking at things.
He posted a link to TFT. He did not have to do that. Why is this so hard to comprehend!?

>> No.14291273

>>14291249
>You will never father your own great aunt

>> No.14291277

>>14291256
I'm not involved in this and don't really care either way, but you're starting to sound passive aggressive and buttblasted. You might want to chill.

>> No.14291279
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>>14291269
>dropped
You're a mean person.

>> No.14291281

>>14291262
I want to tickle her belly while she has nowhere to put those crates of fragile glass bottles!

>> No.14291282

>>14291279
>That despair in the last picture as he tries to salvage a few morsels
You can't fake emotion like that.

>> No.14291283

>>14291240
>Just posting a TFT is enough to trigger people, and if people get triggered by it it's your fault
Jesus this is pathetic

>> No.14291284
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>>14291247
My man, have you tried loli oni butthole? That thing is tight enough to keep you from orgasming until she does and then her sphincter tightens so much from the orgasmic twitching that it cuts your dick off.

>> No.14291288

>>14291283
Just stop shitposting about bob's gay cult already you piece of shit.

>> No.14291290

>>14291264
That seems a bit excessive.
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't pound it all night long though.

>> No.14291293

>>14291279
Huh. I think I recognize that neighborhood. I wonder if I've met that guy.

>> No.14291294

>>14291283
>Know most people here hate TFT
>Gonna post it anyway
>Wow, you guys are a bunch of triggered pathetic toxic caustic autists
>I'm so aloof and cool pushing my shit where it's not wanted

Get a new line jackass. You're like that kid that absolutely had to inject pokemon into every conversation and couldn't understand why people told him to shove off.

>> No.14291295

>>14290417
>>14290434
It could be worse, he could have added BALLS DEEP.

>> No.14291297

>>14291288
Here's your reply before it's (Dead)

>> No.14291298

>>14291270
>>14291272
I'd say "Is it so hard to just ignore the extra thing you don't care for?" but, well, we all know how well that sort of logic goes over here...

>>14291277
Not my intent. It just bugs me that people will ignore potentially decent stuff. Especially when it all comes back around to "We hate Bob", even though he really has very little to do with the place. I mean just look't this shit. >>14291226 >>14291288

A more valid reason to hate the place would be that a lot of the really shitty contributors there come from /monster/.
Even /monster/ puts out some decent content on occasion though; people just don't recognize it as being from there since it just gets reposted here with no actual link back to that hole. Is that what it'd take to make people happy? Some kind of content parser who reads through and picks out the decent stuff, then anonymously posts it to pastebin?

>> No.14291301

>>14291288
>>14291294
>Implying it was me
That was my first post about the subject though. And yes, you are being faggots about it. It's just a fucking link, do you bitch about any of the drawfags having a tumblr too?

>> No.14291305

>>14291298
A bunch of things from Gazerfag's dump came from /monster/

>> No.14291307

Pastebin is pretty shit for hosting writing due to not being able to format anything.

>> No.14291308
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>>14291186
To be completely fair, constructive criticism that's more like a firm but fair slap on the ass from Russian police is better than just getting a simple "fuck off".

It's easier to try and improve if you know what the problem is over vague, sweeping statements that don't pinpoint the problem. That being said, there are no mistakes here, only happy little accidents.

>>14291196
Good thing too because it gives me a semi-valid reason to continue procrastinating and working on my Zaku army in Gunpla. Implying monoeye mobile suits aren't the best.

>>14291240
>>14291256
Here's a bright fucking idea. Don't post both links knowing that it'll stir shit and let people decide for themselves if they want to browse TFT or not instead of acting like a fucking dindu nuffin.

Christ. You people are making me regret being out of Wychwood right now.

>> No.14291310
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>>14291265

>> No.14291311

>>14291298
>Some kind of content parser who reads through and picks out the decent stuff, then anonymously posts it to pastebin?

People who aren't austistic already do this with pictures, so maybe.

>>14291307
I've been thinking about using GDocs for a while, now.

>> No.14291314

>>14291298
If you notice, the original guy just got a few fuck off posts. It's the shills who just couldn't ignore it and talk about how nothing is wrong with it and keep on dragging this shit out.

>> No.14291323

>>14291301
We'd bitch about it if they gave us unsolicited links to tumblr in thread, yes. They don't, they just post the goods.

>> No.14291329

>>14291249
>you will never hoist her on your shoulders and eat her out until she can't string together a sentence

>> No.14291332

>>14291307
You can't indent or do bold or italics. That's about it. Not really that crippling honestly. There's other standardized english alternatives for most of that from the era of the typewriter.

>> No.14291340

>>14291307
Eh, it keeps me from overusing italics for emphasis. That's the #1 thing that annoys the fuck out of me in amateur writing, too much italics for emphasis. Makes the writing feel kind of...I don't know, melodramatic?

>> No.14291341

>>14291301
>It's just a fucking link

Even spoilered

>> No.14291343

>>14291279
Cracks me up every time.

>> No.14291358

>>14291340
Italics are a little like adverbs in how they're used, though where adverbs prop up weak verbs, italics are used to prop up weak dialogue as a whole.

Of course, there are some exceptions. But yeah, seeming something in italics every page can get a bit annoying.

>> No.14291360

>>14290969
I want to strip my troll mom naked and lay her on the table, then eat my meal off of her.

>> No.14291364

>>14291308
>Don't post both links knowing that it'll stir shit and let people decide for themselves if they want to browse TFT or not instead of acting like a fucking dindu nuffin.
This.

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>>14290969
>shirohebi mom coiling around you every morning and kissing you everywhere so this WHORES! at school don't get any ideas about staining her precious boy
Yes. This pleases the anon.

>> No.14291371
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ACCEPT

>> No.14291373

>>14291371
Accept what?

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>>14291371

>> No.14291375

>>14291371
JUST

>> No.14291376

>>14291371
WITNESS

>> No.14291378
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>>14291369
Is she going to dress up for Halloween and follow her son around, so he'll be to embarrassed to go out and stays home?

>> No.14291380

>>14291369
Not too different from Lich Mom, who doesn't let you date girls that are living.

Only Undead Girls, preferably ones that she's summoned, can be trusted.

>> No.14291382

>>14291221
Kejourous maybe?

>> No.14291384
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>>14291373
THE LOVE

>> No.14291385
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14291385

>>14291371
>He thinks horse pussy is to be praised

>> No.14291387

>>14291384
What love?

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14291390

OF HORSE PUSSY KINGDOM!

>>14291376
>>14291376
>>14291376
>>14291376

>> No.14291398

>>14291360
I want to pull my troll mom away from her garden when it's time to eat and notice she all dirty.
Then I want to strip her naked against her weak protests and herd her into the shower.
Then I want to thoroughly wash and scrub every inch of her to get her all clean.
Then I want to pound that pussy till she can barely walk.
Then I want to enjoy a nice meal with her.

>> No.14291400

>>14291378
I want a TITania to come to my door on Halloween dressed as a bedsheet ghost.

>> No.14291402

>>14291390
why tho?

>> No.14291404

>>14291369
>>an older female relative committing lewd acts to mark her male relative off-limits for the WHORES! at school
This sounds suspiciously like the setup to a story I've read.

>> No.14291405

>>14291378
But that picture is clearly a succubus mom or a cheshire mom

>> No.14291409
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>>14291308
>instead of acting like a fucking dindu nuffin

I have not posted a single thing after those links. You're arguing with people unrelated to the argument.

>> No.14291410
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14291410

We talk about monstergirl dakimakuras quite a bit here.

But what about a dakimakura monstergirl?
She could be like an animated picture on the cover of a daki, with the ability to move slightly and emit body heat.

>> No.14291414

>>14291405
I'm gonna go with Cheshire Mom.

>> No.14291415

>>14291414
I feel sorry for the girl that boy brings home.

Especially if she was a human girl.

>> No.14291416

>>14291410
Sounds nice, like that one Blanket Girl that gets posted often?

Here's a question: If you got a waifu daki, what monster girl would you want on it and how big would you want the daki?

>> No.14291422
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14291422

>>14291410
Blanket Girl Apocalypse when? Pressing b in my monmusu root folder led me once again to the classic "ballpunching NTR.txt"

>> No.14291432

Alright anons, times are tough and you've been forced to sell your body to lonely monstergirls to pay your rent. How are you going to go about doing this?
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Sell yourself on the street (1 girl.)
Option 2: Join a brothel (6 girls, and the first one is your new boss.)
Option 3: Join a company that rents out boys for "Parties" (10 girls.)

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your clients, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Species Norm
2: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
3: Chubby
4: Busty
5: Gym Bunny
6: Pear Shaped
7: Hourglass shaped
8: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
9: Thin
10: Choose one

Quirk: d8
1:Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If undead already, then reroll.
2:Love Freak (In love with love and romance. Roll a d6 and if it's even, she'll want to buy your contract. If it's odd, she's yandere for you and steals you.)
3: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
4: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
5: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she brought potions to keep you going.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Choose two

Hired you for: d8

1: Vanilla Sex
2: Anal
3: Rough sex (Roll a d6, if evens she tops, if odds you top.
4: Femdom or Maledom (You choose)
5: Foursome (She brought a two of her friends with her. Roll species and body types for them. They share the first girl's quirk.
6: Handholding and cuddling (What a deviant she is.)
7: Polynesian Sex
8: You choose.


Well anon, what are you gonna do?
You could always choose to just go work at a Mofu Bar, but that might be even worse.

>> No.14291435

>>14291422
Thanks, I've been looking for that pic. A blanket that hugs you all over would be sublime.

>spoiler
What the fuck.

>> No.14291439

>>14291416
>>14291422
Imagine a blanket girl and daki girl threesome

>If you got a waifu daki, what monster girl would you want on it and how big would you want the daki?
So, the daki girl's picture is another monstergirl? Now I can't help but think that some daki girls might be the result of unlucky monstergirls being cursed and transformed, trapped as a sentient, 2D image on a body pillow.

>> No.14291444

>>14291360
>>14291398
I'd rather molest her while the cooks. Grabbing two big handfuls off that ass and wrapping my arms around her waist. Hefting her milkbags and grinding my morning wood on her while I lick her neck, she swatting my hands lightly with the spatula and telling me to wait. Then I spank her ass full force and whisper in her ear that food is first come, first served and that I choose her, suckling on her breasts while slowly homing up her dress, sitting her on the counter and pulling her onto my cock. Telling her what a good mommy she is wearing no panties and kissing her. Carrying her like that to my room and putting her ankles behind her ears. She complaining, telling me she's not that young anymore, to not be so rough, but I keep her pinned down and begin to teasee her clit while churning her up like I'm looking for oil until she sprays all over herself and her body relaxes, reassuring her she can do all you need her to. Making her taste her own juices and biting her calves while pumping away until she's wreck, as the house burns down around us.

>> No.14291454

>>14291435
It's a greentext about a tsun oni childhood friend who fastbags her friend's balls until he gets together with a cyclops and finally finds the guts to tell the oni he hates her.

>> No.14291456
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>>14291432
Option 1,
chubby, gigantic breasts, anal.
Sure why not

>> No.14291460

>>14291454
I want this

>> No.14291462

>>14291439
>daki girls might be the result of unlucky monstergirls being cursed and transformed, trapped as a sentient, 2D image on a body pillow.
That's kinda cute. Particularly if it was an ultra-lewd rapist that got sentenced by some sort of witch council into being unable to do more than be hugged.

>> No.14291464

>>14291444
It has expanded.

>> No.14291469

>>14291439
>Now I can't help but think that some daki girls might be the result of unlucky monstergirls being cursed and transformed, trapped as a sentient, 2D image on a body pillow.
That's nightmare fuel. But also my fetish.

>> No.14291471

>>14291432
>Dark Priest
>Busty
>Bottom heavy
>Foursome

>Dark Valkyrie
>Chubby

>Inari
>Hourglass

>All with big asses
I'm going to fuck them until my dick falls off.

>> No.14291473

>>14291432
>Ghost
>Species norm
>Semen demon
>Foursome
>Girls she invited are an hourglass Dormouse and a chubby Hobgoblin
The ghost might not be the only one who's dead here because I'm in heaven.

>> No.14291474

I want a Troll Mom to introduce me to a cute little Gnome Girl from down the street.

>> No.14291475

>>14291460
That's pretty much it, it's more a premise than an outline.

>> No.14291480

>>14291410
>Her daki image can be any MG you want
>Make her a Yuki-onna for the summer to cool down
>Make her a Yeti to cuddle on winter nights

>> No.14291481

>>14291474
>Troll and Gnome
Geomancer pls.

>> No.14291487

>>14291480
So, a doppleganger?

>> No.14291489
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14291489

>>14291432
>On the street
>Kakuen Twins
>Pear-shaped, and Busty
>Bakunyuu
>Rough Sex with them on top

>> No.14291494

>>14291480
But could she drag you into the daki with her to fuck you senseless?
Imagine fucking a girl who could turn into other girls in the blink of an eye. At first you've got a Yeti or something bouncing on your dick but then you blink and, surprise, she's a Succubus now, or maybe a Vampire or a Dormouse or a Lilim. The possibilities are endless.

>> No.14291495

>>14291487
All of the monsters, none of the features, she'd always be a pillow

>> No.14291498
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>>14291364
In conclusion:

LICK THE SNAKE. JUST DO IT.

>> No.14291501

>>14291416
>If you got a waifu daki, what monster girl would you want on it and how big would you want the daki?
I'd really love an Ushi-Oni daki but it's hard to imagine one that's not something awkward like that Centaur shaped daki.

Hellhound and Oomukade both work nicely though and I'd be happy with either. 6ft for the hellhound one and 7ft for the Oomukade.

>> No.14291502

>>14291498
It's finally time for wife-licking.

>> No.14291504

>>14289728
Will she resolve things with Mothboy?
Or will she simply have him for herself, finally, regardless of his feelings?

I don't know why, but I'm getting really worked up. I can't wait any longer.

>> No.14291507

>>14291471
>>14291473
>>14291489
Remember that you can become a call-boy for them if you just give them your phone number.

>> No.14291508

>>14291504
you have at least 2 months to wait.

>> No.14291512

>>14291501
An Ushi daki with an Ushi soul bound to it that gets cuntteased with every moment that she feels you cuddling her without being able to reciprocate.

>> No.14291517

>>14291432
Option 3, I'm gonna die historic on Fury Road bitch

>Giant ant, gym bunny, Bakunyuu
>Twin Youko, Thin, Pettanko, Bottom heavy
>Undine, busty, semen demon
>Amazoness, Hourglass, Bakunyuu
>Alraune, Chubby, Red Oni Chimera
>Inari, Busty, Bottom heavy
>Dark Elf, Pear shaped, Bottom heavy, love freak who wants to buy my contract
>Lizardman, Species norm, Semen demon
>Girtablilu, Shortstack, Undead
>Dark Priest, thin, Buy contract love freak

And all this lovely party of ladies want me for...Polynesian Sex.

Guys what the hell is Polynesian Sex?

>> No.14291519

>>14291439
>>14291462
>>14291469
>>14291512
I like this idea, greentext when? A Manticore/Hellhound/etc getting trapped in a Daki, unable to rape but only watch as people cuddle her and treat her like an object, unable to hear her screams and pleas for help or release

>> No.14291520

>>14291517
The best sex is what.

Slow, long, intimate, and extremely erotic.

There was this one h-comic that I swear had the best depiction of it imaginable, but sadly I've not been able to find it again on SadPanda after the first time I read it...

>> No.14291521

>>14291507
>Personal call-boy for a ghost, hobgoblin and dormouse
>They might have other friends to bring along or refer me to
This just keeps getting better.

>> No.14291523

>>14291517
Oh boy. Anon, you're in for a slow sensual ride.
And two of them want your contract. You're probably going to be doing this with all of them every night.

>> No.14291525

>>14291462
>>14291469
>Asshole wizard casts a curse on a monstergirl who got on his bad side
>She finds herself growing weak, like all the strength's been sucked out of her limbs
>She falls down, and looks on in horror at her limbs, flattened as if deflated
>Soon becomes a bodypillow version of herself, her front visible on one side, her back on the other, unable to even turn around in her new, two-dimensional world
>World goes dark and muffled as the wizard rolls her up, and she cries in the dark for god knows how long
>When her senses are returned to her, she's inside a room, staring up at a ceiling
>Her pillow's been inflated, and she can shuffle it around, but she's still trapped as a flat image
>A boy comes in, and she demands to know what happened
>Apparently, the wizard sold her off to a shop, which she was then from ordered by the human
>She now spends her nights being cuddled by him, deflated when she misbehaves, and pumped up so full she actually gleans pleasure from it as a reward

Well, new fetish acquired. Time to add it to the growing pile.

>> No.14291532

>>14291520
>>14291523
Well...from what you guys are describing I may be having the best night of my life.

Cool.

>> No.14291533

>>14291432
Option 3 is a lot of rolling, but here we go.

>Oppai loli Ryu with dat ass and a twin
>Gym bunny Ryu twin with dat ass

>Oppai loli undead Mandragora

>Gym bunny love freak Apsara

>Pettanko Amazon/Succubus

>Huge tits Barometz

>Hourglass Cheshire/Merrow

>Dat ass Lilruanes

>Chubby undead Hinezumi

>Pear shaped Cheshire/Kobold

>Skinny Baphomet/Beelzebub

>They all want a Femdom party

God save my pelvis.

>> No.14291534

>>14291501
>Ushi daki
You could get a huge oval one that's an Ushi splayed out on her back. Or maybe an octopus shaped one that's the same.

>> No.14291539

>>14291519
What if she gets temporarily freed during the full moon, but she just uses the time to cling to the human and beg him to help free her?
Once she's free they can have all the rough sex they want.

>> No.14291540
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14291540

Aftyn here, Happy Halloween

Sorry its not as extravagant as last year's, but I had other priorities that required my attention

>> No.14291549

>>14291519
>people cuddle her
>people
No. She gets caught brutally raping someone and gets turned into a daki just for him.

>> No.14291553

>>14291507
In that case, that chubby Dark Valkyrie with the huge ass is getting plowed like roads during a blizzard.

>> No.14291554

>>14291540
>Pumpkin Pasties
lolwut?

>> No.14291558

>>14291540
Claws seem a bit weird on the feet, but overall I love it. Very nice.

>> No.14291559

>>14291540
You can keep the hellhound, you know what I want is MORE. NEIGHBOR. CATGIRL!

>> No.14291560
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14291560

Cuddle the fluffy weresheep!

>> No.14291561

>>14291540
10/10 would let her ride me all night.

>> No.14291563
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>>14286426
>ミーア = Miia
>google translates to Meer
Google need to get its shit together

>> No.14291565
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>>14291432
>Option 1
>Roll a Jinko
>Oppai Loli
>End up rolling Chimera
>Hit "Random mamano" for the second half
>Queen of Hearts
I'm not sure how to feel about this?

>> No.14291566

>>14291559
Damn anon, calm your fucking thirst.
Also your entitlement.

>> No.14291568

>>14291432
>Literal semen demon short stack arch imp so slutty she makes Deruella look conservative and the Fallen God blush
>Wants me to fuck her in the ass until the sun goes nova

Weep not for me my friends, for I have gone to a better place.

>> No.14291569

>>14291539
What if she gets freed when her owner starts waifuing her and dry humps her to completion?

>> No.14291574

>>14291565
Then she's half Lilim anon.

>> No.14291577

>>14291540
I like it

>> No.14291578

>>14291539
>He says no right before the deadline
>She turns back into a Daki
>Owner makes sure to close all windows from now on so moonlight won't free her again

>> No.14291581

>>14291432
>Giant Ant
>Shortstack
>Undead
>Femdom

My head hurts too much for this...

>> No.14291584

>>14291566
You started this fire.

>> No.14291585

>>14291540
She must have cast a spell on me because I want to give her Hellpups.

>> No.14291587

>>14291569
>"I'm free! After all this time I'm actually free!"
And then while looking down below her owner's belt.
>"Well, I guess I've gotta "Thank" my hero then~"
And then she takes out her sexual frustration on anon with some rough ball draining sex and they get married.

>> No.14291589
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>>14291415
You'd think that both of them would realize the danger in doing that. Especially the human girl looking to stay human.

>> No.14291591

>>14291540
Nice.

>> No.14291593
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14291593

>>14291540
FUCK

>> No.14291598

>>14291589
For whatever reason I'm imagining it playing out like that one doujin about that kid's former gyaru mother teaching his gyaru girlfriend how to fuck like a real gyaru.
I have no idea why it's such a boner inducer, but hey.

>> No.14291599

>>14291540
You're a day early, asshole.

>> No.14291601

>>14291589
His mom's going to find out anyway.

>> No.14291609
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>>14291601
I want to see a human girl outsmart a Cheshire.

>> No.14291614

>>14291609
Would she be able to.

>> No.14291619

>>14291614
Easily. The girl just has to set a sex trap for the Cheshire.

>> No.14291622

>>14291609
I still want a story about a Cheshire who is really bad at pranks but tries really hard.

>> No.14291630

>>14291619
Hmm, but she'll get her comeuppance after that.

>> No.14291635

>>14291622
>Tries to crack a joke to a guy that was trapped in wonderland
>She messes up the delivery
>After he doesn't laugh, she gets embarrassed and tries to explain it
>He tells her that you're not supposed to explain jokes
>She runs away

>> No.14291638

>>14291609
I want to fuck a Cheshire and watch her ass jiggle with each thrust.

>> No.14291640

>>14291598
>I have no idea why it's such a boner inducer
Because that artist is godly.

>> No.14291645

>>14291640
Wait, which artist?

>>14291635
>Another Cheshire tells her she's doing her job wrong and decides to "Demonstrate" how it goes

>> No.14291647

>>14291432
>Giant Ant
>Species Norm
>Semen demon
>Polynesian Sex

Help me

>> No.14291650

>MFW the degeneracy of /mgt/ makes me almost want to do a Gazer pseudo-zentai where only her eye is exposed using her Gazer goo
>MFW footjobs from this
Haram, absolutely haram.

>> No.14291654

>>14291540
Nice

>> No.14291656

>>14291650
Now you've said it, you have to do it.
If not for us, then for Gazerfag at least.

>> No.14291660

>>14291650
>tfw /pol/
>tfw voting for Trump
>tfw my waifu is a delicious brown Kikimora who speaks Spanish
Fucking shameful.

>> No.14291661

>>14291645
The one that did that doujin, I forget his name.

>> No.14291665

>>14291374
EY BOSS I HAVE A CANCER

>> No.14291675

>>14291650
Sounds cute and eccentric.

>> No.14291676

>>14291645
>>14291661
I think it was Wamusato Haru.

>> No.14291682
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>>14291432
>Option 1
>Giant Ant twins.
>First is pear-shaped (Fatass abdomen), and a Giant Ant-Thunderbird Chimera
>Second is hourglass-shaped, bottom heavy (also got a fatass abdomen) and with extra large breasts.
>They've hired me for slow, Polynesian sex.

This works for me.

>> No.14291683

>>14291520
It wouldn't happen to be the "Slow sex with Youmou" one, would it?

>> No.14291686

>>14291683
No it wasn't a fan-comic, it was just the kind of original story that gets published in H-Magazines.

Just a random couple who have a weekend alone at a nice country home or something, and reignite the passion in their relationship by having Polynesian Sex the whole damn time. Shit was great. Wish I could find it again.

>> No.14291694

>>14291686
Damn, sounds pretty great. Don't remember any details? Rough timescale?

>> No.14291696
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>Barely any Steel, Rock, Electric, or Psychic types
>Overabundance of dark types
MGE might not be the most balanced region.
What should be changed?

>> No.14291708

>>14291696
Just get a Titania. They're rare, but worth it. Destroy dark types so easily.

>> No.14291712

>>14291696
Electric eel girl, automaton girl, and more of those object-spirit girls in general could help that situation. Think stuff like rotom, and sword spirits.

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>>14291696
I want a Dragon as my starter!

>> No.14291724

>>14291696
Combine a couple similar themes types.

>> No.14291725

>>14291432
>Option 1

>Lizardman
>Normal body
>Love Freak want's to buy contract
>Anal

Well now, this is fine.

>> No.14291734

>>14291696
>Barely any steel or rock
Maybe sneaky stones won't dominate the meta.

>> No.14291738
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>>14291683
>Slow sex with Youmuu
Simply the best.

>> No.14291745

>>14291079
Oh yeah, Sukiru Ikeda. I tried to read one of his stories once. Saw that the main character had his name, didn't see a Self Insert tag, didn't really dig the writing, and closed the tab.

>> No.14291750
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>>14291540

And here is tit-fucked halloween hellhound

>> No.14291752
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14291752

Journey Through Fairy Land. Does anyone know if it gets any better than this?

>> No.14291754

>>14291432
>Matango
>Loli
>Semen Demon
>hired me for handholding and cuddling
Yeah, I like that

>> No.14291755
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14291755

>>14291696
You'll never never specialize in Fighting Monster Girls and have a team of buff girls.

>> No.14291760

>>14291750
Are we gonna get a POV picture of the titfuck? Because imagining a Hellhound's smug face while pumping me with her tits is getting me hard.

>> No.14291765

>>14291686
>>14291694
It was probably wani-purged
check other sites, places that don't care

>> No.14291770

>>14291696
Use an Hinezumi as your Fire/Fighting type starter.
More Ogres and Amazons.
And catch some Fairies.

Now I want to see little fairies bullying some Succubutts ,Vampires, Minotaurs and Wurms and having a sadistic smile.

>> No.14291771

>>14291540
Beautiful. Please draw more when you have time.

>> No.14291772

>>14291694
I have a horrendous sense of time. God knows how long ago I read it.

>>14291765
Yeah, that thought definitely crossed my mind. Damn Jewcob.

>> No.14291776

>>14291656
You clearly don't know me. Had I the ability to actually write out half the brainfarts I think of the thread would be filled to its eyes with brown water levels of smut.

>> No.14291778

>>14291771

It's common knowledge I dont draw, this was done by my draw-friend, but I'll pass on the compliment

>> No.14291786

>>14291776
Brown is the best colour for things to be.
Do it. Make your something something or other.

>> No.14291789

>>14291754
But you are going to be infected by her anon

>> No.14291792

>>14291786
Danger zone?

>> No.14291794

>>14291789
>Infected by a cute loli matango
>becoming one with her through mutual cuddling and holding
>Fucking a little mushroom girl in a world of eternal happiness

I don't see the problem.

>> No.14291798

>>14291792
Yeah, that's probably the thing I was going to say.

>> No.14291829
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14291829

Ssshh!
Birdie is trying to sleep~

>> No.14291830

>Walking back home after a sad day of work
>See a lost loli Amazoness
>Help her while discussing various silly topics
>She insists on exchanging phone numbers before you part ways
>Get a call a week later
>She declares that she talked a lot with her family
>That she's gonna marry you as soon as she is of age

Why do my dreams have to be this cruel? I don't even particularly like Amazoness but she was so cute with her tattoo'd face and modern outfit...

>> No.14291831

>>14291829
>Stroke the birdie

>> No.14291833

>>14291798
Okay.jpg

>> No.14291841

>>14291830
What kind of modern outfit?
Also, keep trying to dream. Maybe you'll see her again.

>> No.14291850

>Want to finish story
>Normally slow work turns busy because people with agonizing annoying issues are calling

That's fine I didn't want to release it on time anyway

>> No.14291854

>>14291829
get into futon, turn birdie on its side, pull birdie close, smell birdie hair, snuggle birdie, cuddle birdie, go to sleep with birdie

>> No.14291855

>>14291850
Bum her man.

>> No.14291858

>>14291660
Just make sure she's legal. Otherwise

She has to go back.

>> No.14291860

>>14291855
But who's bum would it be?

>> No.14291863

>>14291841
White wool sweater
Blue jacket
Pink backpack
Semi-long Skirt a shade darker than her jacket

I can only hope to see her again

>> No.14291878

>>14291860
Bumher man.

>> No.14291883

>>14291878
What position do I bum her in?

>> No.14291893

>>14291883
Reverse Oedipus, carnival style.

>> No.14291897
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14291897

>>14291883
Bummer, man.

>> No.14291959

>>14291863
That sounds pretty adorable. I can only imagine what if must've felt like. Because you know how dreams are. Words can't really describe the atmosphere or the feelings inside them. It's like everything is so much more vivid.

Maybe you could try lucid dreaming.

>> No.14291979
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14291979

>>14291829
Slow thread, sleepy thread

>> No.14291994

>>14291979
I'm busy coming up with a new line of monstergirl dakimakuras. They'll feature the dakimakura monstergirl on the cover, doing her own impression of the dakimakura cover she's printed on.

>> No.14292002

>>14291979
I'm too busy procrastinating from Gazer faggotry with Bob Ross or Vermintide.

>> No.14292003 [SPOILER] 
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14292003

Lets talk about Elves, Specificlly Dark Elves

>> No.14292007

>>14292003
I want to be a butler to an elf.

>> No.14292014

>>14292003
I want her to use her toes to tickle my penis!

>> No.14292016

>>14292007
>You will never be a butler to an Elf

>> No.14292022

>>14292016
>you will never be a butler to a curvaceous himedere elf

>> No.14292027

>>14292003
Elves deserve rape.
Dark Elves deserve extra rape.

>> No.14292028

>>14292003
Motherfucking Houtengeki.

>> No.14292031

>>14292028
He is a gift.

>> No.14292035

>>14292022
God I want to be bossed around by a plump haughty elf so badly, bonus points if dark

>> No.14292037

>>14292003
see
>>14288023

This elf makes my ochinchin go doki~ doki~ like no one else.

>> No.14292038

>>14292035
Extra bonus points for drills and "OH HOHOHOHO!"

>> No.14292049

>>14292003
I dunno man, I'm not into BSDM, and I'd like to keep my dignity.
Elves of both varieties just aren't my type.

>> No.14292064

>>14291994
Make a yeti one and I will pay you hundred of dollar

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14292066

>>14292049
You sure about that?

>> No.14292068

>>14292003
>>14292066
Oh baby

>> No.14292076 [SPOILER] 
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14292076

>>14292068
Here is a nice thing as well

>> No.14292078

>>14292066
Gee knife-ear, how come your mom let's you have TWO swimsuits?

>> No.14292085

>>14292066
>You will never take an Elf who doesn't know how to swim and kiss the reef in aquatica

>> No.14292088

>>14292066
It's mostly the attitude they got going on. That elf is absolutely gorgeous, but I'd rather not be constantly talked down upon just because I'm not an elf.

The ones that get DE'd are probably infinitely more pleasant to be around, though.

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>>14292088
>He doesn't want to get talked down to by an Elf as a way for her to keep public face
>While utterly destroying her in bed

>> No.14292101

>>14292076
Nice rear.
Could be bigger

>> No.14292105

>>14292100
I want her to try and keep her public face while in bed.

>> No.14292113

>>14292076
MADE FOR SEX

>> No.14292130

>>14292078
Pocket Sand

>> No.14292132

>>14292088
>but I'd rather not be constantly talked down upon just because I'm not an elf
>People seriously believe all elves are hentai tier

>> No.14292134
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14292134

>tfw no chivalrous yandere muscle Elf to "protect" you from other monstergirls

>> No.14292148

>>14292132
I'm just going with the general encyclopedia description.

>> No.14292150

>>14292085
That sounds pretty great. Imagine her clinging to you as you swim out into deeper water, her swimsuit bound body rubbing up against bare skin.
It'd be cute to see one get all flustered like that.

>> No.14292158
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14292158

Searching on Pixiv is a dangerous, I've seen so many disturbing things

ya'll are lucky i put that moon rune list together for you guys
Even then its still rather dangerous

>> No.14292175

>>14292158
You know not what that word means.
To bypass the age filter and search for monstergirls I made an account to browse FurAffinity.

>> No.14292179

>>14292134
I would go /fit/ just so I could carry this elf to the bedroom and wrestle her into submitting to my dick

>> No.14292185
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14292185

>>14292175
I feel sorry for you here have the Nekobus, before the Succubus part happened

>> No.14292199

>>14292175
At least you can search by popularity there

>> No.14292200

>>14292179
Very original.

>> No.14292206

>>14292185
Nekobus would make a fine Familiar

>> No.14292232

>>14292185
Gotta love some big fat cat tats

>> No.14292233

>>14292003
She looks like she's out for blood and I'd rather not get murdered in some forest by an Elf out to test her blades or REMOVE HUMAN. Time to nope the fuck out of there or pull a gun if I have one.

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14292236

>>14286426
>http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT
Met as well Quote myself from a couple hours ago

>> No.14292244

>>14292185
That's a curvy cat. I appreciate it.

>>14292199
Functions like that can help to eliminate crayon-tier drawings, at least. Not the drawfag, for clarification. I literally mean shit drawn with crayons, scanned and uploaded there.
I've also never seen an otherwise competent artist go to shit so hard because of The Universal Tumblr Artstyle. It's like a virus, spreading through art to affect certain types of artists. A feminist Skull Face could develop that shit and use it to wipe good art from the face of the Earth.
I'm away from my computer right now, but you can look forward to me posting it later. It's not quite as bad as that one Tumblr artist who draws monstergirls with faces and bodies made out of rotted raisins, but it's still depressing.

The truth of Sturgeon's Law is a harsh one.

>> No.14292256

Gentlemen, there is nothing more satisfying than cumming in an Elf and being able to hear her mind break.

>> No.14292263

>>14292256
what does it sound like anon?

>> No.14292265

>>14291063
I'm somewhat intrigued by his last sentence.

>> No.14292266

>>14292263
Like shattering glass.

>> No.14292269

>>14292263
Like a dying giraffe.

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>>14292266
>>14292269

that doesn't sound pleasant at all.

>> No.14292277

>>14292263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800

>> No.14292281

>>14292273
I agree, Anon

I much prefer the sound of an Elf whispering how much she loves you in your ear

>> No.14292284

>>14292265
I can understand that. As someone who likes world building, a setting including monstergirls can go so many places, and be really quite unique.
Depending on how you portray them, you can potentially take a few interesting little dives into culture and society through writing, even if it's just exposing the reader to something different.

Of course, the way that guy worded it makes him come off as kind of a twat.

>> No.14292291

>>14292281
There's nothing quite like breaking an Elf's haughty exterior and getting her to admit she loves you.

>> No.14292295

>>14292281
Much better

>> No.14292299
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14292299

Boku no Hero Academia anime confirmed.
Are you ready for glorious animated Tsuyu?

>> No.14292309

KC confirmed no more MGE Profiles for the time being.
Cause he's apparently gonna try to crank out World Guide 3 for New Years.

>> No.14292311

>>14289826
Swishy

>> No.14292312

All those Hroz doujinshi going untranslated

>> No.14292321

>>14290126
Those two were barometz?

What the fuck

>> No.14292331

>>14292312
Somebody will translate them. Have faith.

>> No.14292337

>>14292309
Shiiiiet. So does it specify if there won't be at all for two months, or we might at least get a couple?

>WG3
Yeah, the succubi ecology thing.

>> No.14292346

>>14292331
My faith was lost when i found out there is a harpy one that hast even been uploaded to the panda yet

>> No.14292359

>>14290676
I say fuck you on his part

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>>14292346
HAVE FAITH I SAID

>> No.14292373
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14292373

I feel happy when I look at my waifu.

Do you other waifufags feel happy when you look at your respective waifus?

They say making eye contact with the one you love helps you live longer.
Good thing she has so many eyes to hug me with.

>> No.14292382

>>14292337
If it does, I can't tell. This is just what I'm gleaming from GT-ese.

But if he is planning to work on a World Guide for New Years, odds are he'll stop MG Profile Production. That's what he's done in the past, after all?

>Succubi Ecology
I thought he'd previously said that WG3 was to be Sabbath and Magic?

>> No.14292397

>>14292382
His previous comments say there will be a book about succubi and their what-nots that will supposedly to compensate for MGE-2 at winter.
I dunno though, now if WG3 is mentioned perhaps he changed his plans again and we'll see those.

>> No.14292399

>>14292373
>Do you other waifufags feel happy when you look at your respective waifus?

I feel happy just thinking about her. Like, "an actual physical feeling of fluttery warmth" kind of happy. Usually, once that feeling wells up enough, I end up gushing about her through greentext. It's pretty cathartic, and nice to look back upon.

I hope you live a good long life looking into those gazer eyeballs.

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>>14292373
I have her as my phone wallpaper. It doesn't really make me feel happy but it can soften the pain for the tiniest bit of time.

>> No.14292409

>>14292266
>*GLASS BREAKS*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-oxm8UzYCc

>> No.14292412

Uh, hey guys?

KC's doing a vote on Twitter right now. Which would you rather he work to put out at the upcoming Comiket?

World Guide 3: Erotic Magic and Lolis of the Sabbath
or
...I'm honestly not sure. Something about a Cheshire Cat. GT almost makes it sound like his first out-right H-comic...

>> No.14292413

>>14292399
For me, instead of greentexting, I hug my pillow occasionally. It feels good, but is embarrassing to talk about. I need to get that daki design commissioned and printed.
I hope you do well with your waifu as well.
>>14292402
My main homescreen has a clock, and two picture frames of her, and all 6 of the other homescreens are filled 100% with picture frames of her.
Background and lock screen too.

>> No.14292415

>>14292412
>First out-right H-comic
>Cheshire Cat
Oh man that sounds tempting.

>> No.14292416

>>14292299
Well, that obvious considering popularity
What's the ETA? January?

>> No.14292432

>>14292299
Not after what happened to Nanatsu no Taizai and that had more chapters than BnA did when it was announced.
Expect anime only bullshit or filler

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>>14292413
>mfw I let a complete stranger borrow my phone without even thinking
He was black so of course he was totally cool about it.

>> No.14292435

>>14292412
Links?

>> No.14292438

>>14292432
Well, it is Bones...

What happened to Sins?

>> No.14292440

>>14292433
>He doesn't have a lock on his phone
You brought it upon yourself

>> No.14292441

>>14292435
Oh, right.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/660287566776700928

Just click on the tweet and the vote box should appear at the bottom of it or somethin'. Option 1 is Sabbath, Option 2 is Cheshire.

>> No.14292447

>>14292413
Every minute you spend not working towards that daki is a minute of your life spent not hugging it. Remember that.

Also, damn, even photo frames? And the lock screen of all things. With every piece of insight into you, it seems your gazer love just becomes deeper and deeper.

>> No.14292448

>>14292441
Wait, he made one of the options an entire encyclopedia guide on one MG alone?

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>>14292441
>fucking stupid-ass setting info is winning over actual lewd content
>stupid-ass loli setting info to boot

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>>14292402
I had this set as the lock screen for my old iPod.

Got a new cell recently, but haven't really setup all the media files like music and pictures yet...need to get around to that.

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14292453

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIIA

>> No.14292454

>>14292440
It can't make calls while locked. Even if it could she's on my lock screen too.

>> No.14292457

>>14292449
Too much salt is bad for your diet anon.

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>>14292453
Happy birthday,i guess?

>> No.14292460

>>14292448
No. I think, I could be wrong but I think, that the Cheshire option is for an H-Comic. Y'know, a ~20 page work of lewdness?

>>14292449
He did specify in the tweet that he's planning to do both eventually, and the vote may not be a deciding factor as to which he does first. He just wants to gauge fan interest in which they'd want to see at New Years.

>> No.14292461

>>14292454
>Not being able to make calls while on a locked phone
Fool

>> No.14292463

>>14292441
I'm proxying this shit.

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>>14292433
I'm afraid that when I let people use my phone they'll accidentally close out of the phone application and see all of my pictures.
Or they'll hit the lock button before they give it back and they'll see.
It's kind of a thrill.
>>14292447
I have my browser and usually whatever else I'm doing snapped to the left side of my monitor, so I can always glance over to the right and see her.

>> No.14292466

>>14292463
Gonna get cucked, it requires an account to vote.

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>>14292464
you should get a second monitor
when i only need one it's nice to have a big screen filled with her

>> No.14292472

>>14292453
Is it her birthday today?

>> No.14292477

>>14292463
Good luck

>> No.14292479
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14292479

It's Halloween! And your daughteru is going trick-or-treating!

What species is she, and what does she dress as?

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>>14292472
yea, on holloween

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>tfw furry arc in one piece
Kek
One of the girls is literally MGE Cu-Sith

>> No.14292484

>>14292464
Have you ever thought about changing your browser icons into custom gazer icons? I don't think it'd be too much trouble to commission or request an artist for a few small, possibly pixelated thumbnails.
If you use Firefox, you could even change the desktop icon to a gazer, with her tail and eyes replacing the fox tail.

>> No.14292486

>>14292468
I will eventually.
Daki comes first though.

>> No.14292490

>>14292483
One Piece's girls are disgusting.

>> No.14292491

>>14292486
Do you have the art for it yet?

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>>14292479
My Sphinx daughteru dresses up as The Riddler from Batman.

>> No.14292495

>>14292479
Chesire cat

Ravenguard shadow captain

>> No.14292497

>>14292468
Where'd you get this sized one? Do you have one for all of them, or at least a link?

>> No.14292498

>>14292438
Rushed as fuck
Cut content
Changed content
Animated lazy as shit
and had a shit ending.

>> No.14292501

>>14292483
It's funny, because Cu Sith would be a 10/10 if they toned down the furriness.

>> No.14292503

>>14292484
That's actually a really good idea, I might do that if I can get myself organized.
>>14292491
No, that's why I can't be spending any large sums of money.

>> No.14292504

>>14292501
>All that loyalty
A damn shame

>> No.14292506

>>14292479
Huh. what would a Crow Tengu go as? Hermione?

>> No.14292515

>>14292497
they should all be on Gelbooru

>> No.14292517

>>14292498
Man, Bones has really gone down the drain over the years...

I mean, the last one and the middle one were always givens, but at least shit was still quality.

>> No.14292519

>>14292479
Dormouse dressed as an Alice.

>> No.14292520
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Time for Halloween

>> No.14292522

>>14292520
What are these costumes?

>> No.14292524

>>14292479
kikimora
maid

>> No.14292526

>>14292520
>Skeleton art
Hoe
Lee
Shit
That's new

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>>14292520
The spooks are upon us my friends

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>>14292520
that's adorable.
what do little MGs get for Halloween? Do little MGs still like candy?

>>14292522
monoeye as a gazer
lich as a skeleton girl
kobold as a hellhound

>> No.14292532

>>14292528
It's getting pretty scurry in here

>> No.14292533

>>14292479
>Succubus

I make her go out as a Paladin.

>> No.14292536

>>14292520
Good lord, my heart can't take this magnitude of cute.

>> No.14292540

>>14292520
>Cyclops as a Gazer
>Skeleton as a Lich
>Kobold as a Hellhound
D'awwwww

>> No.14292544

>>14292520
>Kobold Hellhound
Oh god, there goes my heart.

>> No.14292546

The next thread needs to have a spooky image for it

>> No.14292549

>>14292479
a Jubjub, she's going as Hawkgirl from DC

>> No.14292552

>>14292515
No, all I can find are bad scans with fold lines still on them

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>>14292479
my little cockatrice would go as a phoenix

>> No.14292559

>>14292555
>Still no Phoenix girl
Your Cockatrice is getting no candy because she reminded me of the crippling truth

>> No.14292561

>>14292524
>"Really, honey, you can be whatever you want."
>"No this is it, a maid is fine."
>"I'm willing to buy you whatever, want to be a princess, a pirate, a mummy, there's so many choices."
>"No, papa, I just really feel like being a maid, okay?"
>You get deja vu as you remember when earlier that month you had roughly the same conversation with her mother, who refused to let you buy her nice clothes and opted for a new made uniform instead

>> No.14292567

>>14292524
>Not having her dress up as a Mistress and you as a butler

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>>14292559
well fuck you buddy I hope you daughteru gets nothing but raisins and candy corn

>> No.14292572

>>14292570
>He doesn't like raisins

>> No.14292582

Writing smut is hard.

>> No.14292586

>>14292570
>he doesn't like candy corn

>> No.14292595

>>14292582
I suggest trying to emulate (to a degree) the style of any smut writing that gets you aroused. It might be easier that way.

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