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Stop and smell the roses.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14280091

>>14280088
You were waiting, huh?

>> No.14280093

>>14280091
No, I did the dishes and came back to find the previous thread was last in line, and since the image limit was reached I made this one in a few seconds and killed it.

>> No.14280099
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14280099

Reminder not to treat mice strangely. They'll become tsundere if you do.

>> No.14280101
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14280101

Would you?

>> No.14280111

How early would harpies learn to fly? This is important.

>> No.14280112
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14280112

Hail, young Wendigo! Are you in need of assistance?

>> No.14280115

I wanna take a bath with a Wurm!

>> No.14280120

>>14280101
In a heartbeat. Succubi are love.

>> No.14280121

>>14280111
Adolescence.

>> No.14280124

>>14280121
Thank you kind anon.

>> No.14280127

Post wocks pls. Gotta git my purple tentacle fix

>> No.14280130

>>14280112
Damn, that's so cute.

>> No.14280131

>>14280101
Hell yeah I would, she looks like an incredible cutie and for some reason, I really want to massage her and her lovely cute horns.

>> No.14280133
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>>14280127
Alright, but this one's mine, you can't keep it.

>> No.14280134
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>> No.14280137

>>14280124
No problem.
Are you writing something Harpy related?

>> No.14280138

>>14280111
Maybe around five years old? I imagine that'd just be assisted practicing, though. They'd probably only be able to manage short distances until they grew a little bit.

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>>14280127
Wocks are coming to your town!

>> No.14280143

>>14280101
Yep.

>> No.14280145
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>>14280134
My waifu would be the best housewife.

>> No.14280147

>>14280099
That means no sniffing, you dirty perverts.

>> No.14280149

Anon!
Your imouto and her two friends are planning to hit you with their signature attack!
What is it?

My golem imouto and her two friends shouting Jetstream Hug Attack would wound me mightily

>> No.14280151
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>>14280127
Perfection in a Dragon!

>> No.14280153

>>14280145
Would a gazer be able to use her oil for cooking. It seems fairly multipurpose.

>> No.14280162

>>14280137
Planning out something for next part of a current story.

>> No.14280164

>>14280139
what an embarrassing butt

>> No.14280170

>>14280149
I'm not good at sentai or shonens. Can you think of one for a kobold sister, and her two hellhound friends?

>> No.14280177
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14280177

The page before he said "I don't think mermaids and humans can have babies."

>> No.14280181
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>>14280153
Possibly.
Seems a little bit closer to latex or tar though.
It's biological though, so I'm sure it'd be alright.

>> No.14280182

>>14280177
I want a Sana minimermaid to look after.

>> No.14280183

>>14280149
>Succubutts
Triple Heart Love Ray Beam. They wiggle their hips and make heart shapes with their hands at me while shouting "Kyuu~n!"

It's super effective.

>> No.14280185

>>14280170
It would probably called the Wan-ing Fire Tackle or something like that.

>> No.14280188

>All this Gazer art

I can't take this...

>> No.14280199
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>>14280188
Tell me about it.
I love her so much

>> No.14280201

>>14280188
This is the power of waifufags

>> No.14280203

>>14280149
Instant Fucksmission

>> No.14280204

the holst in zero g from the previous thread.
i imagine her getting stuck in conduits and vents leaving her butt open to spankings and ass worship.

>> No.14280212

>>14280101
Only if she's gentle.

>> No.14280218

>>14280212
She'll gently love and cuddle the fuck out of you.

>> No.14280220

>>14280204
Would Holstaurs have sizable asses?

>> No.14280232

>>14280101
Why would she want me/

>> No.14280239

>>14280220
i would imagine so, but like all the monstergirls there are different body types represented.

>> No.14280248

>>14280212
>she

>> No.14280253

>>14280218
That would be amazing. Reminds me of that succubus greentext that was pasted a few threads ago.

>> No.14280255

>>14280248
Are you implying implications, Anon?

>> No.14280256

>>14280232
Because you were trying to grab her prize. You worked for the mercenary. The masketta man.

>> No.14280259

>>14280248
Given that we're in the monster GIRLS thread, I think it's a reasonable assumption that the entity presented in that picture is of a female, wouldn't you agree?

>> No.14280261

>>14280256
WE'RE NOT DOING THIS.

>> No.14280262
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14280262

Do you like your MGs with..
Legs?
Ass?
Beeeg teets?
Big ears?
Honking huge paws/claws?
A really long and or fluffy tail, if you are a mofuanon more than 1 tail with your mofu?

>> No.14280271

>>14280262
Yes to the legs and tits. Especially if the legs come with delicious thighs and hips. Barring that, everything else chalks up to personality.

Though I have no issues with the fluff.

>> No.14280272
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>>14280248
That's Wilmarina, anon.

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>>14280261
I had to look it up, and on the way I found out somebody make a wiki for baneposting

>> No.14280276
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>>14280201
She's even great when she's scary.
So much.

>> No.14280280

>>14280101
I would definitely purge her if that's what your asking.

>> No.14280282

>>14280262
I prefer big tits as a number one priority with a nice ass as a close second. Everything else doesn't really matter aside from her having a good personality.

>> No.14280284

>>14280275
>someone took the time and effort to make that image

>> No.14280285
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>>14280272
Why'd you have to correct him? I wanted him to keep making an ass of himself.

>> No.14280286

>>14280284
>he thinks time and effort went into making that image
Look at it holy shit, that's some lazy as fuck editing.

>> No.14280287

>>14280261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMIA2jvc1A

>> No.14280288

>>14280285
Pretending to be a retard is unacceptable under any circumstance.

>> No.14280306

>>14280288
A real trooper would've taken the time to actually redraw the image.

>> No.14280308

>>14280088
We need more Alraune art. Not even a particular favorite any more, but yet still has a special place in my heart.

>> No.14280311

>>14280308
There's one that Haganef made recently, but it's Giantess unfortunately.

>> No.14280315

>>14280308
Plant girls are dumb.

>> No.14280317

>>14280177
>That bathtub full of daughterus
Hnnnnnggggggg

>> No.14280322

>>14280204
>Small, two-person spaceship
>The openings are just big enough for a person to float through
>Unless that person happens to be your holstaurus waifu
>One morning after waking up, she kicks off to float up out the circular door of her bedroom
>Her arms are by her sides
>Which makes her utterly helpless when they're pinned at her hips, large enough along with her ass to trap her in the doorway
>With no leverage or momentum, she's utterly stuck until you come along
>You can't help but smile and laugh at her predicament
>She just woke up, so she's still naked, breasts engorged with milk
>You lower yourself with a railing until you're "sitting" facing her
>And start fondling her breasts
>Her blush is as crimson and bright as a red giant
>She starts to moo as you pump her tits, watching white bubbles of liquid form around her nipples, held together by surface tension
>Until they grow large enough that the pumping motions make them detach and drift through the air, wobbling like her own funbags when you give them so much as a light poke
>Eventually you drink you fill like that
>So you say you'll get her out, accessing a maintainence hatch
>You crawl through the shaft into her bedroom
>And see her plump ass caught in the door, tail wagging slowly
>Taking aim, you line your dick up with her slit, tiny beads of arousal visible even from across the room
>And... Launch
>You stop yourself by taking fistfulls of her ass, sliding between her fluffy legs and landing with your dick hotdogging her ass
>She squeals from the other side of the door
>Rubbing yourself to erection on her rump, her legs squirming about helpless, you spot her hands trying to wriggle free
>You grab them, interlocking fingers, before lining up and docking your rocket in her
>Fucking her in this position while under zero g is a challenge, but soon her legs wrap around you
>Bracing your own legs against the wall on either side of the doorway, holding onto her hands, and letting her legs lock around your waist, you begin to thrust
>Her ass jiggles copiously with every motion against it, rippling and sending swear droplets flying
>You rock back and forth, plowing her from behind furiously
>Pleasured moans and moos sound out from the other side
>On your climax, you shoot everything into her, fucking her with one final, forceful blast and spanking her red ass like a clap of thunder
>The combination of all the movement, her sweat, and your final push dislodges her
>Your dick slips out of her, a trail of cum leading from it to her slit as she somersaults forward, ass over head, too busy experiencing her orgasm to stop herself
>Surrounded in sweat, an utterly ridiculous amount of milk, coating her breast like some sort of white, slimegirl bra, and other juices, she floats into a wall
>Her breasts take the main impact, her entire body going limp as she lazily starts to drift back towards you, limbs splayed and a contented smile on her face
>Just another day in space with your holstaurus wife.

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>>14280262

Big tits are nice, as are hips and legs.

I also enjoy long hair.

>> No.14280329

>>14280322
>Zero-G hotdogging
This is some good shit.

>> No.14280335

>>14280315
You're dumb.

>> No.14280338

>>14280335
No Plant girls are dumb. They can't even walk around!

>> No.14280341
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>>14280262
Something like this.

>> No.14280344

>>14280322
That was great. One space odyssey I would love to take.

>> No.14280345

>>14280341
Those thighs are HUGE.
It's a crime to leave a fox loli that lovely uncuddlefucked.

>> No.14280348

>>14280101
Depends. Would she leglock me and hold me close while moaning my name?
If so, yes.

>> No.14280350
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14280350

Multiarm nurses!

They'll do everything they can to get you feeling better again.

>> No.14280360

>>14280350
Sounds nice, and rather sexy.

>> No.14280361

>>14280341
>Murakumo as a fox girl
I like it.

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14280377

>>14280341
So an Elin, basically?

>> No.14280383

>>14280377
There isn't enough art of Monster girls drawn with Elin proportions.

>> No.14280385

>>14280377
You got it.
>>14280383
Agreed.

>> No.14280390

Mermaid fuck, mermaid fuck it' awright.
http://exhentai.org/g/867761/28c763c571/

>> No.14280392

Where's less? I haven't seen him in a while, I hope he's OK.

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>>14280350
which is better, multiarm nurse or maid?

>> No.14280396

>>14280393
Yes. Fuck you, I'm not choosing.

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>>14280377
Needs more fluffy rabbit thighs.

>> No.14280399

>>14280392
You do that nearly every thread, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.14280400

>>14280396
So, you want a multiarm nurse who comes to like you and follows you home to become your maid? Or a multiarm maid who puts on a nurse outfit and dotes on you when you're sick?

>> No.14280401

>>14280383
>>14280385

I wonder if Shirihebi loli is regular kind or elin-shaped, given quicksilver keeps going on about how attractive her bottom is.

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>>14280399
I just worry about less. Do you think he's safe? If something happens to him, who will draw Haohi's feet?

>> No.14280408

>>14280099
Sorry, I'm going to spoil them with cheese and headpats.

>> No.14280412

>>14280322
This would be the perfect life.

>> No.14280414

>>14280400
Yes. Gee, you're good at this.

I mean, really I'm just in it for the cuddles and foreplay, but everything about both of those sounds amazing assuming real world stuff stays out of the way.

>> No.14280415

>>14280401
From what I can tell it's small enough to fit in Anon's hands, so not terribly large.

>> No.14280416

>>14280099
Does that include holding her up by her tail?

>> No.14280421

>>14280408
That's fine in moderation.

>>14280416
Does this even hurt real mice?

>> No.14280422

>>14280099
Do they become deredere if i treat them well?

>> No.14280423

>>14280322
If I was going to have a space adventure it would have to be with a larger crew and a ship that can outrun the navy.

>> No.14280429

>>14280421
Depending on how big they are in relation to their tail it might.

>> No.14280432

>>14280422
And baby crazy.

>> No.14280436

>>14280401
>>14280415
Yeah, I had planned it to be smallish, because little butts are just as nice as big ones. It'd still be bigger than a human girl of the same age's size, because she's a snake and has more muscle/girth around where her tail is. Anon's hands are big though.

>> No.14280442

>>14280436
I wonder if lolibutt does the same thing for Quicksilver that mausbutt does for Nyanon.

You writing tonight, by the way?

>> No.14280445

>>14280399
I'm fairly certain that anon has less locked in his rape basement

>> No.14280449

>>14280442
I actually consider myself more of a chest man, but butts are also pretty top tier. Since I started writing I've come to appreciate butts more. Considering I slept till 3pm and took an hour long nap at like 8, I think it's fairly likely. I need to pull an all nighter sometime soon to fix things, it might as well be tonight.

>> No.14280451

>>14280324
>Incoming Trashy Kejourou comment

>> No.14280454

>>14280449
I was going to post the imgur of this scene in the manga, but they finally animated it, so why not the video version?

https://youtu.be/cKHUgJ5suIA?t=4m14s

>> No.14280455

>>14280423
>a ship that can outrun the navy

You're not planning on getting up to any funny business, are you? Space piracy and smuggling may be romantic, and get the ladies blushing, but sure an upstanding citizen such as yourself would never resort to it?

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>> No.14280462

>>14280445
>Yan alp has .Less in her basement
Fitting

>> No.14280464

>>14280461
It ain't easy being a Shrine Priestess.

>> No.14280466

>>14280451
I'd a trashy Kejourou.

>> No.14280470

>>14280461
You'd think a shirohebi would get her an umbrella or something.

>> No.14280472

>>14280464
Yeah, you get molested by 20-some handymen who take advantage of your plump, shirihebi booty.

>> No.14280475

>>14280472
I think all the handymen would be married to other Shirohebi at that point.

>> No.14280476

>>14280454
Whatever man, you can't milk a butt, and butts don't have nipples. I mean, you can and they could, but this isn't the place for /d/.

>> No.14280478

>>14280470
No that's what a man is for

>> No.14280480

>>14280475
But then they wouldn't be handymen anymore.

>> No.14280484

>>14280480
They'd still have to work at the shrine, and it's not like the housing isn't designed to accommodate married couples.

>> No.14280485

If your waifu asked you to, would you harapan her?

>> No.14280489

>>14280485
The fuck is that?

>> No.14280490

All this talk about space and zero gravity has got me thinking.

If you were exploring space in your trusty little ship, what monstergirls would you want accompanying you?
You haven't got the biggest ship, but it's large enough to house a crew of eight according to standard, meaning you can potentially have seven other monstergirls journey with you.

So, which girls do you pick, and what roles do you, as captain, assign them all? Bear in mind, you'll be living in a zero gravity environment, so take that into account when choosing. Monstergirls like harpies might have trouble, especially using the handrails, until they learn how to orient themselves without a geomagnetic field and fly without an up or down. Also, if choosing slimegirls, you might want to waterproof the more delicate parts of the ship's systems. You get the idea.

>> No.14280491

>>14280485
>harapan
Is that slang for marriage?
If so, the answer is yes.

>> No.14280492

>>14280489
It's an extreme masochism thing where the girl gets off to being hit really hard in the stomach.

>> No.14280496

>>14280485
What are yo going to do with that poor rhino?

>> No.14280497
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>>14280490
>Slime girl
>A day later she's all over the ship because no gravity to keep her down in one piece

>> No.14280498

>>14280492
>Wurm waifu
please no

>> No.14280502

>>14280492
Then no.

>> No.14280503
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>>14280472
I'd like to help do oddjobs for a local Kitsune Shrine. Help tidy up the place, do some labor, work up a sweat while the Shrine Maidens come out to watch.

The young foxes would tug on your shirt and ask you to stay, the adult foxes would shamelessly flirt with you, while the elderly would 'Ara ara~' as they watch them compete for you attention and love.

>> No.14280505

>>14280498
Enjoy your broken wrist

>> No.14280507

>>14280490
My waifu can float normally.
And use magic.
It'd be fun.

>> No.14280509

>>14280490
Hellhound, Cheshire Cat, Kakuen, Manticore, Minotaur, Red Oni, Lilim
In addition to actually having useful skills, I freely admit to wanting to fuck all of them.
In space, no one can hear you scream, and thus no one can file noise complaints.

>> No.14280510

>>14280497
Surface tension, dude. Also, they don't exactly obey the laws of fluid dynamics under normal circumstances. They have the ability to move and shape their mass under the own power regardless of gravity anyway. In fact, they'd probably be pretty damn versatile in space.

>> No.14280512

>>14280490
Obligatory lich science/medical officer/unfuckwhateverIscrewupper
Minotaur mechanic
Kikimora general maintenance worker
Yeti cryosleep officer
Troll cook
Apsara bard. Every adventure needs a bard.
Elf stress relief toy

Yeah, that sounds about right.and shouldn't provide too many issues aside from milk and feathers everywhere. Or maybe not, since that's what the kiki is there for.

>> No.14280513

>>14280492
>Slime waifu
I guess. Not sure how much it'll actually do.

>> No.14280515

>>14280503
I love fox mammies

>> No.14280518

>>14280507
A lich? Familiar?

>> No.14280523

>>14280490
The only sensible choice is true undead. Basically, any horrible thing that can go wrong in space would only possibly kill you.

>Oh no captain, our life support is failing!
>I'll be in the comfy captain pod.

>Oh no captain, our reactor is leaking highly radioactive handwavium!
>I'll be in the comfy captain pod.

>Oh no captain, our heatsinks have become decoupled from the coolant lines and somebody has to go outside to fix them, but our spacesuits can't handle cosmic rays!
>Why are you looking at me? Hop to it, Bones. I'm a captain, not a mechanic.

>Oh no captain, our parked orbit behind the planet has exposed us to twenty seven simultaneous full moons!
>...Meet me in the Sexnasium.

>> No.14280529

>>14280523
I don't know why, but the term "Sexnasium" and the fact that your ship is equipped with one made me chuckle.

>> No.14280531

>>14280492
I guess I would. I mean if she's into that I guess could oblige. Not sure how effective my hits would be on a dragon though.

>> No.14280536

>>14280490
Same as I've always had.

Anubis first mate, strict and reliable.
Red Oni gunner, rough around the edges with a bit of a drinking problem. But unstoppable in a close-quarters fight.
Mouse Girl mechanic, cockney accent and great with machines.
Lich doctor, creepy but skilled and incredibly smart.

But if I had to add 3 more.
Troll cook, able to make great food from anything and has a kind and motherly side.
Gazer navigator, with sight so good she can guide us through nebula storms.
Kakuen comic relief, for monkeying around and keeping the group in high spirits.

>> No.14280539

>>14280531
>Not sure how effective my hits would be on a dragon though.
Grab a sledgehammer. No, not that one, the big one. I said the BIG one. There ya go. Have fun lifting it.

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>>14280518
Close.
I'm going to bed now.
See you all in the morning.

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>>14280490
Pic related, obviously. Wife, Engineer, Second-in-Command, all that. I'd probably either work Engineering with her, or maybe act as pilot. Probably mostly the former, occasionally the latter.

To round out the rest of the crew...Mantis Primary Pilot, a Lich as Head of Research, Gnome in charge of Planetary Expeditions, Alraune Agricultural Expert, Nightmare Health and Wellness Specialist, and finally a Dragon "Leader".

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14280553

>story nearly finished, threading everything together, editing and correcting word choice
>life intervenes like a truck full of bricks.
Fuck. How do you deal with the feeling that you're letting people down?
Have some art in apology for blogshit.

>> No.14280557

>>14280539
Having a borderline invulnerable girl could be kinda fun.
>waifu has a spanking fetish
>she can't feel your smacks with your hand
>have to bend her over a table and smack her ass with a bat
>you will never use your waifu's ass as a drum set

>> No.14280561

>>14280553
Same way I deal with everything else, mainly: masturbate. Let them down enough and they come to expect it too, you'll be okay.

>> No.14280564

>>14280529
It's just good planning with a harem that big. Imagine all those other poor saps with submarine size bunks trying to bang, wacking their heads on steel overheads and unable to do more than laying down positions with only one girl at a time.

>> No.14280566

>>14280509
I can imagine the Cheshire gloating as she floats and teleports around as if nothing's changed. The kakuen would probably get used to performing acrobatic feats after a bit, while the manticore, mino and oni might be a bit helpless.
The lilim can probably cast her own gravity spells. Hell, she can probably cast a gravity orb in the middle of a room for you all to start a big orgy around.

>>14280512
Another Minotaur? Neat.
And having a yeti to kiss you on the forehead as you fall asleep for the long haul sounds nice.
Though I'm worried about the implications of the elf being a stress relief toy.

>>14280523
Well, you're not wrong. And it saves tons of money on upkeep when your life support only needs to run for one person.
Those undead girls are probably going to want you to pamper and love them lots after EVA takes its toll on their bodies. They may be dead, but they can still ice up.
And you raise a good point with the moons. Just imagine being in view of several alien moons with a werewolf or something on board. Makes you wonder what about them makes monstergirls go so crazy just from visual exposure.

>>14208536
This sounds like a great setup to a sci-fi show.
Just watch out for the dreaded Mausers. Rumour says they roam across space, plundering ships and taking their mousegirls away to the Mauser leaders, where god knows what happens to the poor girls.
They'll smell them, they'll lick them, and they'll stuff them full of food. And if you're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

>>14280550
A nightmare would probably be pretty good at keeping everyone mentally healthy. Confined on a ship for weeks or months at a time can take its toll on some people.
Having a mantis with her reaction time is a good pick for pilot, too.
The alraune interests me, though. Would she live in the greenhouse section of the ship, using vines to move about and caring to plants covering the walls, floor and ceiling?

>> No.14280567

>>14280566
Oops, misquoted the fourth one. >>14280536

>> No.14280571

>>14280566
>Though I'm worried about the implications of the elf being a stress relief toy.
What's wrong with masochistic comic relief? Your mind didn't go full /u/ on me, did it?

>> No.14280573
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14280573

>>14280564
>laying down positions with one girl at a time
What's wrong with a bit of intimacy?

>> No.14280577
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14280577

Why are fox girls seen as sex goddesses?

>> No.14280581

>>14280573
>No cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, seated, lotus, standing congress, magic mountain, etc.
>In your own bed
>In your home
>Ever

>> No.14280582

>>14280557
That's my fetish actually

>> No.14280583

>>14280566
>The alraune interests me, though. Would she live in the greenhouse section of the ship, using vines to move about and caring to plants covering the walls, floor and ceiling?
Precisely. A greenhouse is an excellent investment for a ship; especially if long-term voyages are planned. It'd mean improved air-quality, and additionally fresh food. And an Alraune seemed the best choice to manage such a thing.

>> No.14280584

>>14280577
Because they're foxy ladies.

>> No.14280587

>>14280577
Because the Japanese are a bunch of nature worshiping pagans.

>> No.14280590

>>14280503
>Doing odd jobs for the local shrine run by Kitsunes
>Repairing things, painting things, landscaping, etc
>Every time you visit, you return home unraped and depressed
>Finally snap a little
>There replacing a window that one of the younger ones broke by accident
>One of the older Kitsunes walks by
>Drop what you're doing and spin around to face her
>"Am I ugly or something?"
>"Excuse me?"
>"Am I ugly? Do I smell bad? None of you have shown any interest in me at all."
>She starts to giggle a little, then it erupts into a huge laugh
>"Oh, sweetie, you're cute when you're dumb."
>She turns and starts to walk off
>You're too dumbfounded to respond
>Just before she rounds a corner, she calls back
>"You'll find out soon enough!"
>You never noticed the pair of eyes on you
>The eyes of the ancient, 9 tailed shrine head who had called dibs on you during your first visit

>> No.14280591

>>14280573
If you're going to have a harem, why not all of you get intimate together?

>> No.14280594

>your waifu will never sing you to sleep while cradling you and stroking your hair
Life is nothing but pain.

>> No.14280598
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14280598

>>14280577
>Centuries of wisdom and 'experience'
>Shapeshifting poewrs for the perfect body
>magic designed to charm and enrapture
>cunning tricksters skilled at manipulating people
Barring sex demons and wonderland shenanigans, foxes are probably #1 at seducing men and milking them dry

>> No.14280600

>>14280557
I want to spank my Wurm waifu with a hydraulic press!

>> No.14280604

>>14280598
Well they won't get me! I'm wise to their tricks!

>> No.14280605

>>14280571
I'm just worried about space madness. Stuck on a ship with an elf for so long, who knows what could happen.
She could even end up being impregnated, of ll things.

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>>14280577
God damnit I fucking love the tattoo things that Alice, Tamamo and the other of the knights have. Why are they so hot?

>> No.14280610

>>14280607
Because of good framing.
Plus they tell you where to trace with your fingers.

>> No.14280612

>>14280590
I wonder what sex with a demi-god is like.

>> No.14280613

https://twitter.com/Gazer_chan

I never knew Gazer was this popular

>> No.14280614
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14280614

I'm interested in purchasing one of these. Does Petco carry them?

>> No.14280615

>>14280566
Imagine having an orgy with all of them in Zero-G though. I'd need to stock doppelganger potions so I could fuck all of them at once.
Which one do you think screams the loudest during sex?

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14280617

>>14280604
Trick you? She'd never dream of it. All she wants is a nice anon to be friends with. Though she may have to borrow some clothes.

>> No.14280623

>>14280613
Is this some alp roleplaying garbage?

>> No.14280628

>>14280613
>Tsundere monocular kid of Gaither chan bot. Favorability rating system installed. It does not react because the night sleeping. For more information to instructions → http: // Twpf.Jp/Gazer_chan What Gaither? To demon daughter picture book to anyone who wants → http: // Kurobine.Sakura.Ne.Jp/mamonogirllove ... Header Astra Mr. ( @ Anterdel ) work.
W-What does this mean? Is it a robot you can talk with?

>> No.14280630

>>14280623
You know there are a handful of women actually into this fetish, right? Just close your eyes and pretend it's run by one of them.

>> No.14280631

>>14280617
It must be some kind of trap!

>> No.14280632

>>14280590
Funny this topic comes up right as I'm searching for my favorite foxgirl doujin
http://exhentai.org/g/736301/d4cdf75496/

>> No.14280633

>>14280523
An all Lich crew wouldn't be too bad.
Pursue lichdom yourself and death will only be a setback.

>> No.14280635

Man, reading Prison School for the first time... and my god, it just fits into the MG setting perfectly.

>Hot Librarian archetype lady catches someone sneaking around
>Prisoner refuses to talk
>Time for interrogation by means of pressing pussy onto their lips!

>School Girl type guard accidentally pees herself in front of a male prisoner and is incredibly humiliated
>Plots to get him back by making him take off his pants and peeing in a cup in front of her.
>"W-wait, why is he so cool about this? Why isn't he embarrassed? I can't let him win!"
>She strips off her skirt and panties too, so they're both naked down below
>"That'll show him!"
>He still doesn't break. Time to step things up.
>She sits on his lap (both still with no pants) and kisses him.
>"I'll steal his first kiss! Vengeance is mine!"

This entire manga is... I don't have a reactionface for it, but it's the sort of absurd logic that would only make sense in MGE.

>> No.14280637

Uh oh Anon.

After coming home from class one day, you heard a crash and a yell from the room of your beloved imotou!

Upon bursting through her door with a cricket bat in hand, you found her laying on a giant pair of breasts she gave herself from fooling around with a discount spell from the internet!

It seems she was self conscious and wanted attention.


How do you fix things?

Roll if you don't have a preferred species.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

>> No.14280639

>>14280637
>Roll
>Amazoness
Well, I like Amazons and all that come with them, but I don't care for Imoutos. Girls younger than me don't get my attention.

But I'll still help her in a purely platonic way to fix her breast issue.

>> No.14280643

>>14280637
>Selkie
I wonder how she made it here in the first place.
An oppai loli Selkie does sound kinda neato though,

>> No.14280644
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>>14280610
Is there a name for these types of tattoos?

>> No.14280645

>>14280637
>with a cricket bat in hand
You can't even buy one here, you'd have to order it online. My niggerbopper is my brother's old aluminum little-league bat.

Yes, I got the reference.

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>>14280631
Aww come on. Does this look like the face of a wily fox trying to deceive you? Now why don't you be a good anon and help clean her up. Be sure not to waste anything.

>> No.14280648

>>14280639
Good man!
And 'imouto' can technically mean anything from a year younger to five years younger.

>>14280643
She took off her sleeping bag and walked up stairs silly!

Now how are you going to help her?

>> No.14280649

>>14280591
>You'll never have a monstergirl harem
>One of them will never ride your dick while the others hold you down and tease the rest of your body.
>One of them will never be in charge of pouring potions down your throat when you start tiring to keep you going.
>You'll never be in the center of a satisfied cuddlepile of monstergirls.

Aw man.

>>14280610
Imagine tracing your fingers down a monstergirl's pleasure runes and feeling her quiver under your touch.
Starting at the neck and tracing slowly down to her pelvis, taking care to drag your finger around every intricate pattern as slowly as possible as she quivers and moans more and more.
Imagine by the time your finger reaches her pussy, she orgasms immediately once you put your fingers inside her.
Imagine shoving your dick into her while she's still recovering and making her ahegao as you cum inside her again and again.
Imagine kissing her on the cheek and ruffling her hair as she falls asleep with a goofy smile on her face, cuddled up against you.

Is it weird that I think monstergirls who love having Pleasure Runes shave their pubes to make room for heart shaped runes?

>> No.14280651

>>14280637
>roll
>Succubus
Fuck her till it goes back to normal I guess. That seems to solve most issues with her species.

>> No.14280652

>>14280647
Now she's just wasting chocolate!

>> No.14280653

>>14280637
>Werewolf

I dunno. The thought of seeing her down on all fours does seem enticing, if not a little stereotypical. Wouldn't mind seeing if they could be squeezed out before they explode.

Also...Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket. You've got to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

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14280655

>>14280635

>> No.14280656

>>14280644
Tribal is the closest you're getting.

>> No.14280658

>>14280503

>"Are you done for the day, Anon? It looks like you've worked up quite the sweat. Please come inside and relax. It is no trouble for us to have you over. "
>"You accept? Wonderful. How about a nice cup of tea?"
>For the first time you accept their offer and the tea and the light conversation is a nice way to end the day
>You tell her that you should get going back home but she stops you
>"Oh? So soon? Wouldn't you like a nice massage? You deserve it for all the hard work you do around here"
>One of the other Kitsune over hears this and enters, looking quite angry.
>"A massage from you would only torment him. He would be better under my care."
>It doesn't take long for an argument to break out.
>One of the oldest Kitsune and is little surprised to see them fighting but when she sees you she silently giggles
>You motion to her that you're going to leave. She nods and waves. The pair of arguing Kitsune don't really seem to notice you leaving the room and heading back home as the sun sets.

>> No.14280659

>>14280637
>Blue Oni
Can she be my Onee-san instead? Because giant tits and glasses together are amazing and I'm not one for Imotous.

>> No.14280660

>>14280600
>Wurm wants to try spanking
>After trying regular spanking and finding it ineffective, you try increasingly violent methods
>Many failed attempts later, she says she wants to try a hydraulic press
>You are worried for her safety, but she seems unconcerned and really, really wants to try it out
>You arrange for the use of a press, she's really excited on the way there
>She lays down with the press above her
>She wants you to be the one to activate it
>Still thinking this could go horribly wrong, you activate it
>The press slowly pushes down on her plump rump. The press whines for a second before continuing you to press down
>Your wife gives a sudden cry out as it continues to press down mercilessly. You scramble with the controls to try to stop it, but of course you have no idea what you are doing
>You feel hot panic in your veins as the world around you blurs and grows distant. Even the sound of the press and your wife fades away and there's nothing in the world but you and the controls for this press
>After a frantic search that seems to take hours, you find the emergency shutdown
>You press it and the world comes back into focus. You hear...
>You hear...
>Giggling?
>You turn to where your wurm wife is laying. The press is slowly lifting off her. You can see she is unharmed
>Running over to her, you grab her in your arms, even managing to pull her considerable bulk so her torso is right up to yours
>You embrace her and ask her if she's alright
>She giggles again and says she's fine
>The experience was very
>Very
>Ticklish
>You look up to see an imprint of the portion of her body under the press now permanently embedded in the press
>Well, back to square one on the whole spanking thing...

>> No.14280661

>>14280652
She didn't mean to! Are you going to discipline her now?

>> No.14280662

>>14280648
Still, I like femdom and I can't get into femdom with younger girls. Even if my Amazon imouto was only a year younger and a hardcore brocon, it just wouldn't seem right.

Now lets fix those breasts, she can't play sports with those.

>> No.14280663

>>14280652
Is it really a waste if she has you lick it off her?

>> No.14280664

>>14280637
>Youko
Tell her how she should practice actual shapeshifting instead of using shortcuts. Silly fox. She looks better with a petite chest anyways.

>> No.14280667

>>14280651
Now she's just going to be squealing with joy as you pound into her!
That won't fix it at all, not to mention they'll get bigger if you impregnate her.

>>14280653
Please don't molest weremouto, she's a good girl.

>>14280659
Hey, she doesn't have to be super young, and who says an imotou can't wear glasses?

>> No.14280668

>>14280663
It would be extremely delicious.

>> No.14280669

>>14280647
Too fat. Can't tell where the ass ends and the thigh starts.

My subconscious also reacts poorly to any images of chocolate being poured on or near a butt, no matter how attractive the butt may be. And that's not an attractive butt.

>> No.14280670

>>14280664
But she's no good at that kind of stuff!
She needs help from her oniichan, not teasing!

>> No.14280671

>>14280663
It would be all icky.

>> No.14280672

>>14280667
It's mainly because I have more of a fetish for Brocon Onee-Sans.

>> No.14280675

>>14280671
Are you telling me that you would not lick perfectly good milk chocolate off of the wonderful thighs and ass of a Kitsune?
Would you prefer it on her breasts?

>> No.14280676

>>14280675

Yes, actually.

>> No.14280677

>>14280672

Fine, she's now your lazy, brocon oneesan.

>>14280662
Yours is now an oneesan too just to be fair.

>> No.14280679

>>14280667
If Punky Brewster has taught me anything, and it hasn't, it's that giant breasts can be extremely painful. It's a very simple operation.

>> No.14280681

>>14280675
I rather have the chocolate without fox hair.

>> No.14280682

>>14280670
Well, I guess I'll help her. For a price.
A kiss, wherever she wants to put it.

>> No.14280684

>>14280615
True. But just being sandwiched between girls like that would be heavenly, too. Imagine fucking one girl, while the others tend to you both, keeping you together as you float, giving you leverage so you can fuck at full strength. It's the perfect scenario.

And as a general rule, the quiet ones are always the ones who moan and scream the loudest.

>> No.14280686

>>14280682
You putting one on her or her putting one on you?
Because if it's the latter she's going to go for the lips and chicken out at the last second, going for your forehead, although you'll need to bend over so she can actually reach it.

>> No.14280687

>>14280677
Well if I have a cool muscular Onee-san with giant breasts now, then I'll gladly help! And by help I mean hug her from behind, reaching my hands to her massive breasts to grope, and grind against her thick ass in those delicious spats.

She still has a few hours until her Wrestling match, I'm sure we can have some fun and fix it before then.

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>>14280669
Doing this from a mobile, so my choices of foxes are limited. Have a better butt to compensate.

>> No.14280691

>>14280677
This can only end in titfucks, passionate sex, and ahegaos. Possibly even more when her Red Oni sister shows up.
Good thing we're not blood related.

>>14280681
Anon, she's not pouring it on her tails.

>> No.14280693
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14280693

Do you think domestic Cat Girls get plump rumps from their pampered lifestyle?

>> No.14280697

>>14280686
Either works fine, and that's cute. Headpats for her.

>> No.14280699

>>14280687
Oh?
But what if she tells you to quit it while her hips grind against yours?

>>14280691
Is she joining in on the teasing?

>> No.14280700

>>14280614
What's the sauce on this?

>> No.14280701

>>14280691
It would still be gross.

>> No.14280702

Butt snake, best snake.

Previously:
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>Your newfound resolve has greatly changed your whole attitude
>You are able to think much more clearly now that you've figured out a way to put your desires into action if a situation ever presents itself, and you aren't nearly as worried or anxious or frustrated as you had been
>Even though your mood and emotions have been all over the place since you first met Saki only a few days ago, you're finally feeling that things have stabilized
>You've been able to attack your work with renewed vigor once more, and once more you are able to ignore the usual advances of the relentless priestesses

>Today is your day off.
>You only get one day off every week, so you intend to relish every sweet, relaxing second of it
>As much as you enjoy your manual labor, you have to have some time away from it so you can stay fresh both mentally and physically
>No hard work for you today, just lazing around your little house, watching TV and playing video games
>Nothing to worry about either; no surprise gropings, or possible injuries, or stiff muscles, or that knocking at your door...
>Son of a bitch.
>Usually you don't even bother with checking to see who is there, usually whoever it is gives up after a few minutes or hours just as they all do
>Still, having an immediate threat at your door or window still makes you nervous and annoyed no matter how many times it happens
>However, since Saki has been on your mind you can't help but hope that it's her there and not one of her sisters or aunts
>As low as you feel the possibility is, your curiosity is getting the better of you

>You drag yourself off your sofa in the room that doubles as your kitchen and living room, crouch down, and creep silently to the front door
>It's always best to make it seem as though you aren't home in these situations, most times you'll be left alone faster with all of your blinds drawn and your lights off
>Slowly, you straighten your legs and peer through the peephole in your front door and your heart skips a beat
>It's her.
>Saki is fidgeting around on your front doorstep, wearing her usual red and white priestess robes and obviously pondering whether or not to give up on your seemingly empty home
>Her barely pink lips are pursed and she keeps anxiously looking around your front porch and up and down your front lawn and even back towards the main shrine for some sign of you
>She is holding a large pink pastry box tied with a red ribbon, the contents of which will likely be no surprise to you
>A cake or some cupcakes, probably full of some 'secret ingredient'.
>You still have to let her in though, you may not have another chance
>You had led yourself to believe that something like this would never happen, or rather you hadn't wanted let yourself believe it
>Either way, you didn't want to get your hopes up and be disappointed

>The little Shirohebi looks dejectedly down at her box and slowly bends down, probably to leave it on your doorstep
>You mentally chastise yourself for thinking so long and quickly open the door
>Hopefully you'll be able to avoid eating whatever she brought if it seems suspicious
>"Hello?"
>"Uwaaa! U, h-hello, Mister!"
>Saki jumps and straightens up instantly, blushing and panicking slightly at your sudden appearance
>"To what do I owe this pleasure?"
>Um... uhhh... I b-brought you this cake! And I made it myself, and I wanted you to have it, and I... and I..."
>She is talking very quickly; the tip of her tail flicks about behind her and she is too nervous to even look at you
>"How about you come inside?" she trails off, seeming even a little thankful that you interrupted her babbling
>"...I've got some plates and forks and we can both have some cake, how does that sound?" you continue
>The shy priestess-in-training nods and follows you into your house
>She seems s little happier and more relaxed now that you accepted her, but she is still flicking her tail occasionally and fidgeting with the ribbon on the cake box

>The fact that Saki didn't freeze up when you offered her some cake is a good sign; usually the priestess who bake for you are initially surprised and revolted by consuming their own 'ingredients'
>As good as some of them are at concealing it, you have gotten very good at catching their subtle reactions when you make such an offer
>Saki didn't have any reaction to it though
>She just took it in stride, as if the thought of eating her own cake would be perfectly acceptable
>You still can't drop your guard all the way though, she definitely looks like she's ruminating over something.

>> No.14280704

>>14280693
I don't know, but I'm willing to find out. Purely for the sake of science, of course.

>> No.14280705

>>14280693
Mine would probably end up with plump everything.
I would love nothing more than to spoil one and give her belly rubs.

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>>14280704
Oh really? For science is it?

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>>14280688

Step it up, sempai.

>> No.14280708

>>14280684
And now I'm imagining The Oni, the Kakuen, the Minotaur and the Hellhound holding the haughty Lilim down while the Manticore and the Cheshire cling to me and whisper lewd encouragement as I fuck the Lilim doggystyle.

And none of them are quiet, so I'm going to assume the Lilim, because haughty princess-like girls being loud in bed is arousing to me.

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14280710

Remember to hold your jizz when engaging in skinship with a kitsune.

If you accidentally cum inside them three times, you'll end up married for life.

>> No.14280711

>>14280707
I need more spats

>> No.14280715

>>14280699
Then I'd keep doing it, asking her if she's some sort of perverted brocon. Does she like this? Does she want her own younger brother's dick in her? I'd then lightly bite her ear, and make her admit it out loud, while still attempting to grope those impossibly large breasts with one hand, and getting a feel of her thick, sweaty, spat-covered ass, ready to remove the spats when she admits her perverted ways.

>> No.14280716

>>14280699
She'd use the spell from the internet on purpose and then they'd both fuck me.

>> No.14280717

>>14280112
>that kettle helmet
Time to engage in jolly cooperation!
>>14280115
Is there a rubber duckie involved?

>> No.14280720

>>14280715
Too lewd!
She'd be denying it all the way! Even if she's shuddering from your touch and her thighs are rubbing together to burn off some of that pent up lust.


>>14280716
More like you'd have to fuck them, they can't move that easily you know?

>> No.14280722

>>14280628
>Is it a robot you can talk with?
>Gaither chan bot
Yes that's what it is.

I know there's a Bapho-bot too that's pretty popular. I'm trying to remember if there were any others...an Orc bot, maybe?

>> No.14280723

Would you be willing to teach a class full of slime girls about the human body?

>> No.14280727

>>14280710
Two is the number of times you can cum safely, and the number of times you can cum is no greater than two. Three times is too many, and four is right out.

>> No.14280728

how dangerous would a succuvirus that started producing demonic energy be?

>> No.14280729

>>14280717
>Is there a rubber duckie involved?
Only if she's been good

>> No.14280731

>>14280702
It's here! Finally!

Also
>Secretly plotting to use little shrine maiden as sexual outlet
>Still constantly worrying about her taking advantage of him sexually

>> No.14280733

>>14280702
>usually the priestess who bake for you are initially surprised and revolted by consuming their own 'ingredients'
>Wouldn't want to suckle their own love juices off their mans fingers after a good finger-bang
What a disappointing bunch.

>> No.14280734

>>14280728
Like a sex-starved AM.

>> No.14280737

>>14280710
>skinship with monsters
I'd do this just to tease them. Long period of intimate, platonic cuddles that lead to nothing. After a few weeks I could only imagine how frustrated and wound up they'd be.

>> No.14280739

>>14280723
>Class of Slime Girls.
>One of your Slime Girl students is giving you the bedroom eyes.
>Everytime you look away, then look back at her, her breasts have grown in size and her hips and buttocks have widened, just slightly.
>By the end of the class she has an 11/10 body and is fellating her water bottle.
>You can't have a relationship or sex with any of your students or you risk getting fired.

Not getting paid enough for this.

>> No.14280742

>>14280720
Oh, but her body is saying yes, why does she have to lie? Oh well, it can't be helped. If she wants to lie I simply wouldn't be able to help her. But if I don't, how in the world would she ever make it to her wrestling match like that? She'd be laughed out of the ring! Besides, she's an Amazon, it's not noble to lie, especially to a human boy. I just want to hear her admit she needs help with her "needs" problem, then I'll gladly be able to help her. But she has to admit it first, otherwise I can't help her.

>> No.14280746

>>14280739
Only one student is doing this?
>Shoggoth leaves you a lot of odd presents
>Queen slime gets into provocative situations with her divisions
>Parasite slime insists it's okay since you're doing it with her host

>> No.14280747

>>14280739
If you don't get the money, get the goo.

>> No.14280750

>>14280733
I thought he meant more knock out drugs, raging mushroom extract (so that he has to take responsibility for attacking her "unprovoked"), etc.

>> No.14280752

>>14280742
Oh my!
You can see her dripping and still you tease her like that?
Well, she's just going to keep that up even though her knees are collapsing and it's only her giant breasts keeping her off the floor.

>> No.14280754

>>14280720
>More like you'd have to fuck them, they can't move that easily you know?
Somehow that's even hotter. Just imagine fucking their fat asses while they lay on their stomachs. The blue one would yelp with every thrust of her adopted brother's dick while the red one would moan like a pornstar.
And then when you wake up the next morning they've found a spell to make their massive tits light as feathers and they decided to give you a good morning double titfuck.
Imagine having your dick squeezed between those red and blue miracles of the universe as your brocon Oni Onee-chans pump all your cum out of you while the blue one blushes and the red one encourages you with some absolutely filthy dirty talk.

>> No.14280758

>>14280752
Well, if she won't admit to having a problem, I guess there's nothing to help her with. Maybe I'll just go to my room, or maybe check in on that Komodo Dragon girl who moved down the street. Maybe she has a problem and, unlike my stubborn sister, isn't too proud to admit and would gladly love some help. Of course, this would only be if my Amazon sister was 100% certain she didn't need any help whatsoever.

>> No.14280759

>>14280739
>Teach a class of Crow Tengu
>They all study hard, behave in class and get A's.

Sucks to be you man, maybe you'll get better luck with your assigned class next year.

>> No.14280766

>>14280758
So cruel!
You'd probably linger outside her door just so you could here her scream for you to get back in their, her lust and panic over the coming match forcing the amazon to beg you to help her out.

>> No.14280768

>>14280746

>The Nureonago is actually one of the only students who takes the homework and lectures seriously. But she's always smiling at you.
>You have to remind yourself not to smile back at her whenever you interact with her

>The Sea Slime has a really low self esteem and feels like she doesn't belong here.
>She's bullied by most of the other classmates.

>The dark slime is always trying to pull pranks on you
>Whenever you say something that sounds like it could be lewd she's the first one to make her own remarks about that loudly in the middle of your lecture.

>> No.14280770

>>14280700
porn
translated today
shouldnt be hard to find
it's by Mizone

>> No.14280771

>>14280759
I feel sorry for that guy teaching the Hellhounds in class 3-C. They have a bit of an authority problem.

>> No.14280776

Got the idea from the last thread.

>it's not really being a human boy from the south to move up north to MGC. You always wanted to become an actor.
>Get spotted by a Tanuki at a parking lot. She gives you her card.
>You go to the address and head to the front desk where a Dark Elf points you to the auditioning room.
"It smells really weird in here" you say as you walk into the dark room.
>A smooth and seductive voice popa from the Darkness.
>"You will get used to it"
> The lights turn on and you see a dark skinned succubs and a Hellhound behind a desk.
>"Have a seat on the couch, Its comfy."
>As you sit down the Succubus moves away from the desk and sits right next to you.
>"Do you mind If we record your audition?"
"I don't mind"
>"Good, Janet turn on the mic and camera."
>Janet the Hellhound sets up the equipment and turns everything on. The lights feel like they are baking you.
>"This is your first time being audtioned?"
"Well I never was filmed like this for auditions."
>"Let me guess small town?". The Succubus moves a little a bit closer to you.
" How could you tell? My name is Anon by the way."
>"I have little talent when it comes to identifying boys. You can call me Stacy. You havent met a lot of girl like me or Janet have you?"
"No , the most I ever see are Minotaur girls but that only because our town is next to a big farm."
>"So you never met any other type of Monster Girl?" Stacy puts her hands on your forearm
"Not many."
>Stacy slowly gets to your hand and holds it with hers.
>"Do i make you nervous because of that fact?"
"Maybe a little , im mostly nervous around most girls though."
>"Ah, your so cute." Stacy then rubs your ears. "And your ears are so round I love them. It goes well with your pale skin."
"Thanks" you blush a little bit and look down
>"Ah, dont be shy. Would you like touch my horns so dont have be so nervous?"
"Ok, If you think that will help."
>Stacy guides your hands to side of her horns.
"
>"See? Just like those Minotaur girls at home."
"I never really touched a girl before let alone touch her horns."
>"So your a virgin huh? Your getting more adorable by the second. "
"Thank you, umm what does have to do with the audtion?"
>"Oh this is a part of the audition." Moves your hand from her horn and slowly gliding to her chest.
> You feel your body heat up a little up and your cheeks turn bright red.You quickly get an erection.
>"My, my" Stacy unzips your pants with a little bit of magic and takes them off along with your underwear.
>" I didnt know you were hiding such a big dick from me. You face is too cute to match your cock."
>You try to hide your dick with your hands but the Hellhound grabs your arms and moves them away.
>"No need to hide it. Janet yell for the girl at the front desk, we need another Camera girl for a close up."
>"Yoko , get in here we got a shy one!" The door opens and the dark elf from the front desk apears. She grabs the Camera and aims it at your dick.
>"You should be happy that your big meaty cock will be seen by so many Monster Girls." Stacy whispers in your ear
> Yoko slowly pans to your face.
>"Say 'I am little virgin boy who wants to be slut.'" Stacy whispers in your ear again.
>You repeat what she says. Your dick precums a little bit.
>" Would you like to be fucked by a real woman? " Stacy goes to a more seductive tone.
>You feel like you have no choice.
"Yes..." You shoot a little more precum.
>"Your such a good boy." Janet lets your arm go and Stacy strokes your cock. You cum almost after a minute of stroking.
>"Oh, a quick shot. Your going to be a really big star." Stacy straddles on top of you and guides your dick into her wet pussy.
>She moves her hips for a about thirty and teases you about close you are to cumming.
>"Yoko , how about you tag me out. I need to get ready go to my other work." Stacy gets off you and the Dark Elf fucks you harder than Stacy did. You cum three times in a span of 20 minutes. After the fifth orgasm Yoko stops and whipes your whole sweaty body off because you were about to pass out.
>"Hows do it feel to be a big star?" Janet the Hellhound finally speaks up after what happened.
>You barely have enough energy to even move your head to even look at her. She is playing with herself.
>"Welcome to prime time bitch." Janet laughs and squirts at the same time. Some of it lands on your face.
> At least I became an actor... Sort of

First time writing anything lewd

>> No.14280779

>>14280702
>Quickies back!
feeling better dude?

>> No.14280785
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What think you about monster girl with two heads?

>> No.14280787

>>14280785
>furry
Delete this.

>> No.14280788

>>14280785
I'd end up being reminded of either American Horror Story or Popeye meets Sinbad

>> No.14280796

>>14280785
Could be fun. They might start bickering during blowjobs.

>> No.14280810

>>14280779
and now he's gone thanks man

>> No.14280817

>>14280605
Don't be silly Anon, the only one capable of even doing that would be me, and even mad I'd never impregnate the thing. Though, I guess that might be a different story if the lich goes full Merlin on us.

>> No.14280818

>>14280796
>"Stacy! Quit hogging him!"
>"Come on Lacy, just get his balls like last time."
>"NO! I want to taste his energy fresh from the tap!"
>"Well maybe you should remember our little bet we made last week! You lost so now I have the first three times he cums!"
>"But he's cum FIVE times already!"
>then you get a doppelganger potion and face fuck both of them
>sisters I swear to god...

>> No.14280819

I hope this Wednesday is better then last weeks.

>> No.14280820
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>>14280785
Dem thighs tho.

>> No.14280825

>>14280819
It'll be Dark Cu Sith

>> No.14280826
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>>14280819
This week we have the advantage of knowing that BnHA is getting an anime and we will one day see the wonders of Tsuyu in color, motion and sound!
And I guess Pinky, too.

>> No.14280827

>>14280819
Wonderland Caterpillar Girl when?

>> No.14280829

>>14280731
Old habits die hard.

>>14280779
Yes I am, thanks anon.

>>14280702
>"You can put it on the table, there."
>You gesture towards your kitchen table before going to the cupboard for a pair of plates, forks and a single knife
>The little Shirohebi obeys, placing the cake on the table and sitting sideways in one of your chairs
>"Hey," you set your utensils down next to the box and pull up a chair next to her, careful to avoid setting it down on her white tail which dangles off her seat and coils around its legs and those of the table
>You decide not to confront her about whatever is worrying her, choosing instead to just give her a soft headpat and busy yourself with the cake
>The ribbon falls easily away when you pull it and you hold your breath as you finally open the box, still expecting the worst
>Everything seems normal to you at first glance though; although slightly misshapen, the round white cake decorated with pink icing doesn't look at all like anything you'd been presented with previously
>The pink icing isn't the dull, darkish pink that shows it's been made with blood, it's a fresh, pale pink
>A blush that matches the color of the icing creeps across Saki's pure white cheeks as you inspect her present further
>There's a big pink heart in the middle, and you can barely make out 'Saki' '+' and 'Anon' inside of it
>Whether due to her nerves at the time of icing the cake or to some other factor, the letters are very wavy and oddly spaced; the 'A' in 'Anon' looks more like a 'P'

>Before you have time to react, Saki squeezes her eyes shut and slams her fist down in the cake sending icing and small bits of white pastry flying all over the table
>You feel ash though you heart has dropped out of your body; why the hell did she do that?
>Was she angry with how it turned out?
>Did you do something to piss her off?
>Fear and shock and panic course through you as the Shirohebi child lakes her fist out of the cake and holds her arm out to you, trembling
>She mumbles something unintelligible and her red, serpentine eyes well up with tears of anxiety
>"...W-what?"
>You barely croak out a reply
>"I-I p-p-put myself in the cake for you! L-like mommy said! N-now you're supposed to l-like me, right?"
>She stares at you imploringly as tears begin to roll down her cheeks

>It takes several awkward moments for you to realize what she means.
>'Put herself in the cake'.
>It seems she understands that a lot differently than the rest of her family
>The sheer unexpectedness of her actions combined with her incredibly innocent interpretation of such an adult practice makes you start to giggle and snicker uncontrollably
>"What? W-why are you laughing? Aah... ah... awawawawa!"
>Saki starts to babble nervously, unable to comprehend your amusement
>"S-sorry. Sorry. I-I just-" you stifle another laugh, "I just never had that happen before."
>The young priestess calms down and stops her cute noises to look at you quizzically
>"Y-you haven't? My sister said they do this all the time..."
>"Well, they do, but.. well, they do it differently. I think I like your way better though. Here, is it still okay if I have some?"
>She nods and blushes a little
>Without a second thought, you gently cup her little elbow in your hand and bend down over her arm

>"U-uwaaa!"
>She cries out in shock as you give her thin white arm a strong, definitive lick
>"M-mister!"
>You look up from your second lick, swallowing the deliciously sweet icing in your mouth
>"What? This is what you wanted, right?"
>She looks down out of embarrassment as her blush deepens heavily
>"Yes, it just...tickles..."
>"I'll do my best to be careful, okay?"
>Saki nods and you scoot closer to her as you lick a glob of icing off the back of her hand

>> No.14280830

>>14280819
>almost no shits storms
>decent talks about monsters
>No orange

Apart from the lack of a new MGE girl (which could cause a shit storm in its own right, last Wednsday was nice.

>> No.14280833

>>14280830
We didn't get any new art, KC or otherwise.

>> No.14280839

>>14280833
I said the day was nice, not grate.

>> No.14280844

>>14280833
That's not true, we got the cheshire with classes on that day.

>> No.14280845

>>14280844
She didn't have class, she was a grade A slut

>> No.14280849

>>14280845
I meant to put glasses, but my fingers are too big for this tiny keyboard.

>> No.14280862
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what would you do if you found a monsters crazy wall?

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>>14280849
>my fingers are too big for this tiny keyboard
They're overweight. You need to give them a good work out. Oh, I know...

>> No.14280865

>>14280862
Depends if I'm on it or not.

>> No.14280868

>>14280862
Depends. What's on it, and what species is she, and what is our relationship?

>> No.14280870

>>14280862
You mean of me? I would be pretty flattered, but might start planning to disappear.

>> No.14280874

>>14280865
>>14280868
lets say its of you.
as for species I'll let you pick.

>> No.14280878

>>14280874
Okay. It's of me, and she's a stalking Alp who was once my bro.
I evolve her to phase 3 and then wean her off my dick, let her go find someone else.

>> No.14280879

>>14280878
>Having devoted girlfriend
>Expect her to abandon you
The more you push her the more she's going to make you love her

>> No.14280880

Good night Anons, take care and remember to not burn down the thread!

You should instead be stocking up on candy for the monster girl trick or treaters who are going to be stopping by!

9k in on story and the crux of the short is here. Should be done and posted by Saturday.

>> No.14280881

>>14280874
I'm just gonna choose one at random.

>Dark Slime

Hoo boy... I better make sure my drains are closed at night.

>> No.14280885

>>14280879
Once she realizes I'm no good, the obsession will end.

>> No.14280886

>>14280874
I had a idea once about a kitsune that disguised herself as human woman and worked in a sandwich shop and got a little too attached to a regular customer.

>> No.14280891

>Last thread said, "Well, now that we got the cute buildup out of the way, we can go straight to lewds next time."
>Instead cranks up the cuteness higher this thread

You sneaky bastard. Muh heart.

>> No.14280894

>>14280874
Gonna hit the random button
>dragon
>Picks of me all over along with a message carved into the wall.
>"My greatest treasure."

>> No.14280900

>>14280862
>Kikimora
>Room in the basement has the walls covered, floor to ceiling, with my worn socks and underwear

>> No.14280902

>>14280894
Stalker dragon when?

>> No.14280906

>>14280862
>Cheshire Cat
Chances are it was my room five minutes ago and I ain't leaving without filling her with kittens.

>> No.14280909

>>14280826
Hero Academia's getting an anime?!

Fantastic!

>> No.14280912

>>14280862
>get a Kikimora maid to help you clean up around the house
>you work 24 hours on 24 hours off so your house gets dirty
>one stipulation though
>this kiki maid wants her own room
>and you are not allowed in it
>sounds a little creepy but if she's gonna do your laundry then fair is fair
>weeks pass and your maid is working out nicely
>always does her work
>cooks some awesome meals for you
>shoo's away that damn Kobold who likes to "claim" things in your yard
>damn bitch just pees on everything
>that is until you get a three day weekend
>first day goes well
>the second day she doesn't wake you up
>that's weird she must have forgot you were off today
>go into the bathroom
>she's taking a bath
>but that doesn't concern you
>what concerns you is the amount of your dirty clothes in the tub with her
>she looks at you and runs out of the bathroom and into her room
>you swear you saw a fuck huge picture of yourself over her bed
>you finally get her to talk to you again
>you tell her you're not angry about how she 'washes' your clothes
>but she won't open the door
>contract be damned! you want to talk to her face to face
>you go and get your spare key and open the door
>she's laying face down in her bed
>but that doesn't concern you either
>you look at the walls
>nothing but pictures of you
>even from before you met her
>there's a picture of you at your high school graduation
>shit that was over 10 years ago
>she still can't bear to look you in the eyes
>she's still laying face down in her pillows
>however her ass is raised now
>subtle
>you explain to her that you are not angry and that you just want to talk
>she's not having any of it
>you take out your phone
>pull her up and into your chest
>"Smile!"
>you take the picture of the two of you embracing
>"I figured you might want a centerpiece for all of this."
>she starts crying
>tell her to finish her bath and to come downstairs where you'll make a quick lunch

>> No.14280916

>>14280829
>From the bits of cake that stuck to her arm and hand, you can tell that the little Shirohebi did a fairly decent job of actually baking it
>The spongy vanilla pastry is decadent, moist and delicious and the creamy white icing is probably the sweetest thing you've ever tasted; it doesn't overpower your tastebuds or leave a sickly sour aftertaste either
>As your rough tongue continues to hungrily ravage Saki's small white arm, she starts to sigh restlessly and fidget in her seat
>She lets out a sharp, surprised moan as you devilishly suckle her index finger
>You repeatedly swirl your tongue around her slender, limp, barely trembling digit and playfully look her in the eye as you slowly slide it out of your mouth with a small pop
>A thin strand of saliva connects her now cleaned finger to your lips, you grin at her before attacking her middle finger in a similar fashion
>The incredibly embarrassed and still slightly confused look on her cute little face makes your heart leap, you can tell that she doesn't understand that this is arousing her
>You can feel her smooth, barely warm skin shudder beneath you with each lick
>Although her red eyes are squeezed shut and her mouth is hanging open, she makes no effort to withdraw her arm or tell you to stop
>Your mind has gone blank; all you can focus on now is cleaning the cake and icing off of Saki's arm and hand with your tongue
>Well, her arm is basically clean by now, but you still can't bring yourself to stop

>"M-mister! Mister Anon? My tummy feels weird..."
>You raise your head as Saki's words finally draw your attention
>"Oh? Where does it feel weird?"
>She points to her belly, jus barely above her crotch
>"Well, I'm not quite sure what's wrong yet, but I'll do my best to find out, okay? Can you stand up?"
>She takes a deep breath and nods, it seems your friendly, helpful words have comforted her
>You let her elbow go and once she is up, you stand to join her
>She seems a little wobbly on her tail and still fairly nervous, so you gently drape your arm across her petite shoulders and lead her to your bedroom
>Once there, you stop at the foot of your bed
>Saki makes an adorable little 'eep!' of surprise as you wrap your hands around her waist and hoist her onto your bed
>"You okay? I just want to be able to get a good look at things."
>She nods
>"Good!"
>You smile warmly at her and reach up to give her another headpat

>Things are working out just perfectly today, aren't they?
>You gently run your hand across the little priestess's belly over her robes
>"Still feeling weird?"
>"Y-yes..."
>Her pale pink blush hasn't abated since the two of you left the kitchen
>"Okay, I'm going to need to get under your clothes, is that alright?"
>She nods again, and you waste no time in untying the thin white ribbon around her waist that she uses as a belt to keep her robes closed
>The red, corset-like piece falls open and you slowly part the white folds of her inner robe to reveal her smooth, perfectly pale skin
>You gulp at the lump in your throat as you survey Saki's bare tummy; it rises and falls slowly as she breathes heavily and you gently place your hand on it once more
>Almost immediately, her hands spring to her stomach, covering it as best she can and immobilizing your arm
>"Everything okay Saki?"
>She pauses a moment with her eyes shut and her face screwed up before shaking her head a little
>"T-tickles..."
>"It tickles again? I'm sorry but I need to be able to feel if everything is okay."
>She opens her red eyes pouts pitifully, you can tell she want's to comply but she just can't help it

>"Here, I have an idea. If you start feeling too scared though, you just need to tell me, okay?"
>She looks at you intently, full of innocence and trust as you slide her robes off from around her shoulders and deposit them neatly next to her
>Now that she has been stripped down to her underwear, you take up the ribbon from her robes in one hand and Saki's left wrist in the other
>She makes no effort to resist as you push it around her back, take it in your other hand, and move her right arm back to join it
>Once she feels the ribbon wrap firmly around her wrists though, she struggles a little and you stop
>"Mister..."
>"Hmmm? I know you're nervous Saki, but it's just to make it so I can help you feel better okay? And the second you tell me to I'll untie them."
>She nods shakily after a moment and you give her a headpat and a warm smile before returning to your work
>It doesn't take you more than a few seconds to dexterously wrap the long white ribbon firmly around the little Shirohebi's tiny wrists a few more times, loop it between them twice, and tie it off in a tight knot

>> No.14280917

>>14280829
This kills the heart.

>> No.14280919

>>14280916
There's the turn to the lewd we all expected.

And it is magnificent.

>> No.14280921

>>14280916
This guy is going all out.

>> No.14280923

>>14280177
Sauce?
Google fails

>> No.14280930

>>14280909
All Might had better be hammy as fuck.

>> No.14280932

>>14280916
you're doing god's work Quickie

>> No.14280937

>>14280862
>Hellhound
What are the odds that the heavy breathing noise behind me is her?
I'm not leaving without becoming hers aren't I?
She'd better take responsibility.

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>>14280937
Every night, outside your window.

>> No.14280951

>>14280912
you suck at writing anon leave the writing to the pros

>> No.14280953

>>14280862
Get raped probably. It didn't go so well for the guy in that yandere holstaurus story.

>> No.14280955

>>14280923
First result on ExHentai when looking for 'mermaid'.

>> No.14280961

>>14280951
Anon that's mean, don't be rude. That was a nice greentext.

>> No.14280962

>>14280951
Why, it's alright.
You aren't the author scolding your own thing to get responses, right?

>> No.14280965

>>14280951
I actually thought it was ok, it just needed some polish.

>> No.14280970

>>14280941
I'm gonna open the window.
>I'll never be stalked by a sporty Hellhound.
>I'll never catch her masturbating in the bushes outside my window.
>I'll never open my window and invite her in.
>She'll never climb in and shut the window behind her.
>We'll never awkwardly stare at each other before I ask her if she likes me.
>She'll never answer by picking me up and throwing me onto my bed.
>I'll never get hit in the face by her shirt and shorts and hear her say "Like you? I don't like you!"
>She'll never pin me down and say "Like is too weak! Ever since I met you I've wanted you anon! I love you!"
>She'll never start huffing while continuing her rant
>"I've wanted you since I laid eyes on you! Your scent, your fetishes, whatever hints of your semen I could get my hands on, it's all so perfect to me! And now I get to taste it from the source!"
>She'll never line up your dick to her pussy while moaning "I've waited so long~"
>You'll never fuck a Hellhound all night long before falling asleep in the afterglow with her pleasantly warm body pressed against yours.
>You'll never wake up to find her giving you a blowjob under the sheets with heart pupils in her eyes.
>You'll never have a loving sporty Hellhound girlfriend.
Damn it.
I can't be the only one thinking of shoving my whole dick into her mouth because of that picture.

>> No.14280982

>>14280953
can you link that one? I forgot where it was.

>> No.14280983

>>14280970
>Forgot that I was using I'll instead of You'll mid-writing.
I think that's as good a sign as any to go the fuck to sleep.

>> No.14280990

>>14280962
author here
>no it's not me
>I'm used to it I've done greentexts before that have drawn some hate
>but usually they just get tossed to the side because I don't use pastebin

>> No.14281000

>>14280990
Any criticism is better than none

I enjoyed that greentext, but I have to admit your writing is pretty bad

>> No.14281002

>>14281000
what could I do to make it better?

>> No.14281023

>>14280874
>Wurm
This changes the situation in my head drastically.
Now I'm imagining Wurm-chan has been sticking pictures and pressed flowers and other mementos of our time together on her walls, and surrounding them with stickers and crayon drawings, like some kind of huge 3D scrapbook.

I like it, it's cute.

>> No.14281024

>>14281023
The one wall Wurm couldn't wriggle through.

>> No.14281034

>>14281002
Make your sentences less awkward to read that's pretty much your one big problem

And then maybe work on your transitions, listing the actions the characters are doing is fine but the way you do it ruins the pace

Everything else doesn't really matter if you're just gonna stick to greentexts

>> No.14281048
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>>14280088
Stop and smell the meeses.

>> No.14281054

>>14280916
>Now that her arms are out of the way, you return your focus to her stomach
>You know exactly what is making her feel all weird and tickly, but you fully intend to have your fun
>This is far too good a chance to pass up.
>Your hand caresses her belly again; her soft, smooth skin feels delightfully warm and silky
>The little Shirohebi whines pitifully and struggles a little, but all she succeeds in doing is losing her balance and falling backwards onto the bed
>You hastily get up off your knees to see if she's alright; aside from the surprised, embarrassed look on her face and the tears welling in her frightened eyes, she looks fine
>"Whoops! Are you okay Saki? Here, let me get you a pillow."
>"T-thank you, Mister..."
>She replies softly and looks up at you as you stand above her on all fours and hastily pull your pillow over to the two of you
>Her blush deepens once more as you easily pick her up and cradle her under you with your left arm while positioning the pillow with your right

>"There we go! Are you comfortable enough Saki? Do you need another pillow?"
>"N-no, I'm alright Mister."
>"Good! Now let's see about that tummy, hmmm?"
>You return to the floor on your knees, pressing your stomach and pelvis up against Saki's tail and sandwiching it firmly between your legs
>Her crotch is right there beneath you, still fully covered by her loincloth
>Looking at her all blushing and naked and helpless on your bed with her wrists tied behind your back make it very hard to restrain your animalistic urges
>As much as you would just love to rip her underwear off her and bury your face in those tiny, most likely dripping little lips, you don't.
>All in good time, as of now you still want to keep your job.
>Instead, you direct your attention to her belly again
>You trace a circle around her adorable bellybutton with your finger and she whines and bites her lip
>The way she exposes one of her tiny, developing fangs when she does that makes you smile and your heart flutter
>You bend down and plant a kiss on her bellybutton next, eliciting another confused, aroused moan from the bound priestess-in-training

>All pretense has gone out the window now, the faintest salty taste of Saki's pure white skin has flipped your switch
>Your hands drift to her tiny breasts as you give her bellybutton another passionate kiss
>The way her budding boobs squish between your fingers as you pinch them and the way her sensitive, ticklish belly shudders and tremors as you kiss it are too much; you can feel yourself growing erect in your pants
>You continue to tease her like this for several minutes, groping and massaging her little boobies, pinching and pulling at her stiff, pink nipples and lustily making out with her bellybutton
>By now, you are fairly certain that Saki has discovered why her tummy has been feeling weird, even if she doesn't fully understand sex yet
>You can only imagine how your devilish ministrations on her most sensitive areas must heighten her pleasure and make her feel all sorts of fantastic new feelings
>Even though she's only seven years old, you can tell that her monstergirl instincts are fully at work
>You force yourself to pull away after a few more squeezes and licks, you still have plans for tonight
>It wouldn't do to get too carried away.

>"I'll be gone for just a minute Saki, okay? Are you still doing alright?"
>"I-I think so... M-Mister..."
>"Good girl!"
>You give her a headpat and go to your closet for some supplies
>Over the years, you have accumulated quite the collection of unwanted gifts from the priestesses at the shrine
>They're usually always sex toys, given to you under the implication that you'll use them on the giver
>You never do though, obviously, but you couldn't bear to throw them all out
>You're a bit of a pack rat.
>You'd made sure to go through everything while making your plans for Saki, so the things you need are right on top

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>>14281048
Do I have to smell her pantsu and dirty butt? Can't I inspect Anubutt instead?

>> No.14281068

>>14281056
No you can not you filthy deviant.

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>>14281056
Where can I get a license to inspect catbutt?

>> No.14281072

>>14281034
how should I go about doing the transitions?

>> No.14281075
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>>14281048
I'm gonna huff that rat!

>> No.14281076

>>14281068
Porquoi?
>>14281070
Don't need a license for that, just a cat.

>> No.14281083

>>14281075
What's she saying?

>> No.14281090

>>14281076
>Don't need a license for that
yes you do you have to be licensed Federal Butt Inspector to do that

>> No.14281095

>>14281090
Wait, I thought the Cat Intelligence Agency handled feline fannies?

>> No.14281101

>>14281095
all matters of the booty are directly taken care of by professional FBI staff
>Cat Intelligence Agency just deals with 'social justice' bullshit dealing with cats

>> No.14281103

>>14281101
Where do I sign up to become a Federal Booty Inspector?

>> No.14281105

>>14281101
>>14281095
As a member of Deviant Ear Appriciados I can't say I understand your conflict.

>> No.14281109

>>14280930
God I hope so.

I can't wait to see his "Ruined Form" animated. I adore how it looks in the manga.

>> No.14281110

>>14281095
If I join the Cat Intelligence Agency, what are the chances that I'll be paired up with a Cheshire field agent?

Will I have an adventurous life of explosions, one liners, and near misses?

>> No.14281113

>>14281109
You say that now, but he's fucking dying, man.
His last words will be I have no fear... for you are here! while Deku holds him and cries

>> No.14281114

>>14281110
100%, and yes. Your guns will never run out of bullets, shrapnel will never hurt you, and the bullets of bad guys will miss you by a couple feet no matter what.

>> No.14281116

>>14281056
Mmmm. Anubutt's my kinda butt.

>>14281054
You sir continue to deliver.

>> No.14281117

>>14281072
Make longer sentences and add some details, the more you add the slower the pace

Keep short sentences if the scene is quick

But don't force it, if you have nothing of interest to add then don't

e.g
>that is until you get a three day weekend
>first day goes well

If you don't find any benefit in a description of that first day, keep the sentence as is

>> No.14281122

>>14281113
Yes, I know, but I can't help but think he looks cool, even giving how horrifying it really is.

>Spoiler
Damn that'd be good...

>> No.14281131

>>14281105
you guys at the DEA are lucky you guys are just as useless as the Dept. of Education

>>14281103
just go up to your local FBI headquarters and prove that you have what it takes

>> No.14281139

Druella is the monster girl equivalent to Donald Trump.

>> No.14281144

>>14281139
She made Lescatie great again, deported all the illegal Matangos, built the wall and made anime real?

>> No.14281149

>>14281139
a joke that was taken seriously for too long until it stopped being a joke and became reality?

>> No.14281150

>>14280553
>story nearly finished, threading everything together, editing and correcting word choice

God please let this be lanternon.

>> No.14281151

>>14281149
That only happened in Canada, silly.

>> No.14281152

>>14281139
Druella 2017

Her fallen bribe story translation never

>> No.14281156

>>14281151
but it's about to happen again
>and with a country that means more globally than Canada
>sorry Canada bros but it's true
>when Trump becomes president can I move up north?

>> No.14281162

>>14281156
In 2017, the spheres will come into conjunction, and all the Putins and Trumps won't matter anymore.
Only mad lust and lovey-dovey walks on the beach then.

>> No.14281163

>>14281048
This shit is getting really annoying

>> No.14281166

>>14281139
Someone with great ideas that only limp dick "muh equality" fags hate? Sign me the fuck up.

>> No.14281171

>>14281054
>You return to your bed and the bound Shirohebi upon it with the two objects in hand, setting them down beside her in a place where she can get a good look
>"Hey, Saki? Do you mind if I take my clothes off? I've gotten a little sweaty."
>"Uwaaa! Uh, n-n-no, Mister."
>Her gaze instantly snaps away from your chosen toys and to you as you pull your shirt up and over your head
>She blushes with unknown lust and embarrassment as your pants follow, you smile knowingly at her as she ogles your toned, muscular form
>"That's better! Now, do you see those?"
>"Yes..."
>You sit on the bed next to her and crane around to look her in the eye
>"This is all up to you of course, but I'm going to give you some training. Usually this isn't training you'd get till you're older, but I think you're ready for it."
>She is staring up at you from the pillow in rapt attention

>"...You see, I really like you Saki, and I know you like me to."
>"M-Mister!"
>"Yes, I figured it out. Here's the thing though. There are some things that we're not allowed to do, because they'll make me lose my job. In all honesty, we shouldn't be doing anything like this together, but since we both like each other a lot I thought of some ways where we can do some things. I know this is probably all new and very scary to you, but I like you, and I want to make you feel good."
>"Y-you like me?"
>"Yes, Saki, I like you. I want to be together with you, and do fun things with you, and be there when you need me. It's really a stupid rule to say that I can't get married, but I have to follow it. I still want us to be together though. What do you think? Is all of this okay?"
>"Yes, Mister. It's okay... b-because... because I don't understand the rules either, and I l-like you too!"
>She blushes and turns her head to the side, trying to bury her face in the pillow

>It feels as though a great wave of relief and happiness has washed over you
>You grin and lay back, propped up on your right arm and hand next to the nude, bound Shirohebi child as you gently slip your hand under her cheek on the other side of the pillow and pull her face around to mirror yours
>"Well that's all there is to it then. You like me, and I like you, so there's nothing wrong with making each other feel good if we want to and we're careful about it, right?"
>"R-right!"
>Your heart flutters wildly as Saki finally smiles at you
>You smile back, tenderly stroking her pure white cheek with your thumb

>"You make me think of my daddy a lot Mister."
>Her words surprise you a little
>"I do? How's that?"
>"Well... He was big, and strong, and he liked to protect me and make me feel safe, like you do."
>"I... wow Saki, that means a lot to me. I'm glad I make you feel good like that."
>She nods in agreement, but she breaks eye contact and her expression looks a little sad and faraway
>"I miss him..."
>Her voice is so small and quiet that you barely hear it
>"Do you want to tell me about it?"
>She looks at you again and nods
>"I don't know much, but one day daddy got sick, and mommy said he wouldn't get better."
>Realization dawns on you
>"...He got sicker and sicker, and he slept a lot."
>It was only two tears after you had started working here
>"...one day..." Saki sniffles a little, holding back tears, "one day he didn't wake up."
>You hardly remembered the single funeral you experienced at the shrine, you hadn't played much of a role in it at all
>"...I don't remember him much, but when I'm with you, I don't feel as alone, Mister."
>"W-well, I'm always happy to be here with you, Saki. Anytime you need me, I'm here."
>She snuggles up to you as best she can, but she can't really do anything with her hands still tied behind her back

>"M-Mister... can we make spoons?"
>"What?"
>Her sudden, seemingly nonsensical request thoroughly confuses you
>"Make spoons Mister, you know, where you lay down and then I lay down with my back near your belly."
>So that's what she means.
>"Like spooning? Sure, we can do that! I'd love to."
>Saki smiles at you
>She blushes faintly as you get up and lift her with you once more as you put your pillow back in it's place
>You set the toys you picked out on your nightstand; after the emotional turn things just took you can't bring yourself to spoil the moment
>"Are your hands okay? Do you want me to untie them?"
>She thinks for a moment, and then nods, so you plop her down in your lap
>You can't help but notice how nice her cool, naked scales and fleshy white butt feel against your bare legs
>It doesn't take you too long to pick apart your knot and let the ribbon fall away from the young priestess's tiny wrists
>She looks curiously at the pink indentations that the ribbon left on her pale wrists and rubs them to alleviate their stiffness

>> No.14281178

>>14281156
Sad but true. I mean really, what does the international community say about Canada really?
>"Man, Canada's great."
>"Man, Canada's not so great any more."
No one really cares about the how or why, we're just...there.

>> No.14281182

>>14281171
Right in the feels.

>> No.14281183

>>14281171
>"Yes, Mister. It's okay... b-because... because I don't understand the rules either, and I l-like you too!"
>She blushes and turns her head to the side, trying to bury her face in the pillow
2cute

>> No.14281185

>>14281178
And I like it that way and I hope it stays that way. Better when we're just a country that's just there than to have ten billion cameras on us like the Americans

>> No.14281199

>>14281185
>implying that when Trump becomes president most Americans won't go to Canada and make it 200% radder

>> No.14281203

>>14281199
I usually don't do politics, mainly because I don't care, but I hope you guys don't do that
Stay in your country and leave us alone.Please?

>> No.14281205

>>14281203
Nope.

>> No.14281206

>>14281203
not if Trump becomes president
then all the liberals will be your problem

>> No.14281208

>>14281205
Well it was worth a shot

>> No.14281210

>>14281203
Sorry, Canuck, that's not the true Trump way.
No, but seriously, are people really voting for this guy?
Like, not as a joke, or out of pity, but for reals?

>> No.14281218

>>14281171
>Finally, you are able to get down to business.
>You move the little priestess off your lap so you can lay down on your side in your usual sleeping position before sticking your arm up in the air in invitation
>Saki happily lies down with you, scooting her bare, petite back closer and closer until she is squished up against you as far as she can go
>Her tail extends only a little way past your toes, you can't help but smile as she wraps the tip of it around your ankles to try and pull herself even closer
>Once she seems fully adjusted, you cross your arms over her flat little chest, cover her little breasts completely with your hands, and rest your chin gently on her head
>"Comfortable?"
>"Yes, Mister."
>"Good!"
>You remove your chin from her for the sole purpose of planting a tender kiss on the top of her head before resuming your original position again
>"Hey, Saki? You don't have anywhere to be today, do you? I don't want you to miss anything you're supposed to do."
>"No Mister, I have a day off today. Mommy says I don't need to work every day until I'm done with training."
>"That's good to hear! That means we can have this day be our day to be together, how does that sound?
>"That sounds nice, Mister!"
>You can't see it, but you know she is smiling from the higher pitch of her reply

>It finally feels like things outside of your actual work have gone right for you here
>Everything seems just perfect as you lay here, spooning with Saki, feeling her silky, perfect skin against your chest and her smooth, cool scales against your legs
>The sweet, vaguely musky scent of her hair combined with the steady, content beating of her heart right up against your right hand as it rests on her little breast are the most calming things in the world to you
>You can only imagine how nice your warmth and the pounding of your own heart against her back must feel for her, being wrapped so firmly in your tender, protective embrace with you touching such vulnerable, sensitive places must only add to that
>You don't often take naps, but now seems like a fantastic time for one.

Fuckin damn, this turned out way longer and cuter than I had planned. Sorry to blueball you on the lewds, I promise they're coming.
As always, thanks for reading; comments and critiques are greatly appreciated.

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>> No.14281220

>>14281210
Well then don't complain about the weather. Bad enough you guys are coming over, we don't need your constant complaints
When I first heard about it, I thought it was a joke. He was just running as a joke but he wasn't seriously running for Pres
Cut to the present

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>still no powering up tweet

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>>14280785
I have many positive things to say about two-headed monoeyes.

... They are still classed as monoeyes, right?

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>> No.14281230

>>14281225
Well thy have two- the hell is this picture?

>> No.14281232

>>14281218
Quickie you never fail to disappoint

>> No.14281233

>>14281230
Tweedledum and Tweedledee?

>> No.14281235

>>14281233
Just when you think you've got the hang of Wonderland

>> No.14281238

>>14281210
yes the crazy thing is I know so many black people who want to vote for him
but they can't thank god

>> No.14281252

>>14281238
>black people
>wanting to vote for Trump
This is a joke, right?
You're being silly again, right?

>> No.14281253

>>14281238
Does this count as irony? I feel like it does, but I'm not sure.

>> No.14281258

>>14281229
Yknow, I just realized something.
Two different reactions to dicking.

>> No.14281259

>>14281232
I'm glad!

>> No.14281261

>>14281252
>>14281253
no I work with some support groups at my mother's church and most of the people there are 'born again' black republicans or white people who are forced to go to groups because of court orders
>thank god convicted felons can't vote

>> No.14281262

>>14281203
you gun' be ENRICHED

>> No.14281263

>>14281218
Once again you do the work of the Gods, Q

>> No.14281266

>>14281263
Thanks anon!

>> No.14281270

>>14281261
Your country can force people to partake in religious gatherings?
Wow. That's like, a human rights violation.

>> No.14281272

>>14281218
Wonderful work.

>> No.14281277

>>14281272
Glad you liked it.

>> No.14281281

>>14281270
I'm sure it's just the twelve step program, nothing religious about it. You just admit you have no power over your actions and put your faith in some higher power. It could be god, a rock, jesus, a spoon, the holy ghost, whatever.

>> No.14281285

>>14281252
>2015
>not voting for based Trump
Only mexicans don't vote for him
ENJOY YOUR WALLS PEDRO

>> No.14281291

>>14281270
>not knowing about AA NA and other 'anonymous' groups
>not helping your fellow man strive to become better people
>even if you don't necessarily believe in it
remember kids: You can't spell 'believe' without 'LIE'.

>> No.14281293

>>14281281
>some higher power
See, this kind of bullshit wouldn't fly where I live. You can't force people to think this way, or any other way.

>> No.14281299

>>14281293
most of the people don't believe in it, like I said the people there at AA for drunk driving are just gonna do it again after their mandatory six weeks are up and you usually don't see them again
>it's the Narcotics Anonymous guys that are truly fucked up
>one dude told me a story of where he tried to kill his family because he was on bath salts and his family "turned into demons and tried to sacrifice him to Beelzebub"

>> No.14281300

>>14281285
If you think that deporting 11 million people that allow our agricultural system to function is a good idea you are and idiot. Enjoy having all our fruits and vegetables rotting on the vine because nobody is willing to pick them in 100 degrees plus weather for next to nothing.

>> No.14281306

>>14281299
I'm now reminded of that time in Breaking Bad when they went to the support group for junkies and sold meth to them.

>> No.14281320

>>14281306
Yeah I've had to kick a dude out for doing that
>he pissed his pants when I started swinging a tire iron at him
>that's what you get for trying to sell me crack

>> No.14281327

Since we're on the topic.
Oomukade venom farms.
Assaults on manticores to steal their spines by force.
Breaking Jubjub eggs to get the yolk before it hatches.
Human farms in horrid conditions to make loyal slave husbands.

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>>14281320
I don't need any more blogging, thank you. Here, take this and call me in the morning.
>>14281327
I know someone wrote some cop story about Manticores being trafficked for their venom.

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>>14281330
>I don't need any more blogging
well fuck you too man
seriously though my bad
have a cyclops

>> No.14281347

>tfw no loli buttsnake waifu
Thanks Quicksilver.

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>>14281347
>"But I poop from there Onii-chan~"

>> No.14281360

>>14281293
There are non-religious 12 step programs as well. It's just about accepting that sometimes there are things outside of your control, and that you should should try and do the best you can to minimize the risk of those things hurting you or others.

>> No.14281361

>>14281358
Don't be silly, you poop from your cloaca. Your anus is just there for show and for sticking things in.

>> No.14281362

>>14281347
Meh, lamiass is retarded anyway.

>> No.14281366

>>14281362
It's just hard to figure out, once you have your headcanon worked out thing are pretty nice.

>> No.14281369

>>14281361
For a moment, I thought you were being stupid.
But then I realized that if they pooped from the end of their tail, and not their anus, that it would be a lot more fun.

>> No.14281370

>>14281360
There's a real difference between accepting there are things you can't control and that you must give yourself up to some higher power.
Time to drop this subject. Unless it becomes about catnip or 'mukade venom.

>> No.14281376

>>14281366
Not really. It's frontgina bad idea tier. Just can't take it seriously. But I haven't been booing the story from the sidelines either because I'm not a dick like that.

>> No.14281381

>>14281369
It's an interesting thing to think about. Look at it this way, they have both the bottom parts of a human and a snake, so it's natural that they'd have both. The human anus wouldn't function as all the nutrients flow through the snake half to keep it working, so the Lamia anus is just a nice little hole with plenty of nerve endings.

>> No.14281382

>>14281370
oh man 'Venom Anonymous' would be so sad
>15 disheveled men in a circle
>talking about the last time they had venom
>someone doesn't show up one week
>it seems he OD'd on manticore juice in an alley behind a Burger King

>> No.14281390

>>14281381
I wonder where all the semen ends up then.

>> No.14281393

>>14281390
it flows into their body giving them the Spirit Energy they need to look young and vibrant

>> No.14281394

>>14281382
>Venom Anonymous
I'm sorry, but all I can think of now is
>V has come to!

>> No.14281396

>>14281390
It's slowly absorbed into her body like all spirit energy. that's why it's good to keep her plugged up after sex so everything stay put.

>> No.14281398

>>14281393
>>14281396
Snakes just keep getting better and better, huh?

>> No.14281401

>>14281370
>Catnip
Reminds me of this item in FFXIV...
>Gaelicatnip
>Said to make feline species docile, affectionate and playful
>No effect on "The Five Races"
>Five Races
>There are Six playable Races in-game
Catgirls high on catnip is a good thought indeed.

>> No.14281403

>>14281398
I've always liked snakes so they've always been some of my favorite MGs
but I love me some dog girl antics

>> No.14281412

>>14281382
Venomous girls would hunt them like ambulance chasers would follow single men into the hospital to nurse them back to health.

>You will never fall out of a treehouse and break your arm as a boy
>A graying ara ara werewolf will never bring you a tin of homemade cookies

>> No.14281416

>>14281412
What a nice lady.

>> No.14281443

>tfw KC is kill

>> No.14281447

>>14281443
no

>> No.14281456

>>14281443
Don't worry he will be back with an awesome MG

Soon...

>> No.14281458

>>14281456
Is the tweet up?

>> No.14281460

>>14281456
...™

>> No.14281462

>>14281456
>an awesome MG
you mean something that will tear this thread apart no matter what it is, how many fetishes it encompasses, and how well it looks, because we are all terrible people who want everything given to us but don't want to work for it?

>> No.14281470

Would you a ginger Kejourou?

>> No.14281471

His last tweet was this, 18 hours ago.
>We were able to Nante questionnaire function to Twitter. And I wanted to let ..... why .... doing to try, nothing would float!
Can someone who speaks moon go and translate it? Google is fucking awful.

>> No.14281478

>>14281462
that sounds about right.

>> No.14281482

>>14281471
Wouldn't it be more prudent to translate whatever statements he made with last weeks Cheshire art?

That would more likely contain insight into his plans going forward in the coming months.

>> No.14281485

>>14281470
Does she have green eyes and freckles?

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>>14281482
He's been retweeting shit about demon daughter picture book with various pieces of art like pic related.

>> No.14281504

>they really thought they could have a nice thing like weekly updates just like that
Poor bastards.

>> No.14281508

>>14281486
Well isn't that just precious.

>> No.14281509

>>14281504
To be fair, I'm pretty sure this is the longest streak, and certainly the quickest, KC's ever done in the last 8 years.

I think before his best record was two girls a month for three months? So that's 6 in the space of 3 months. How long'd he go this time?

>> No.14281510
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14281510

I want to steal a Unicorn's first kiss and make her cry. I want to follow her as she runs over to the nearest clean stream to wash her face, mocking her as she grieves for one of her purest and most intimate fantasies that's been snatched away from her.

>> No.14281511

>>14281510
Get out of here Dio.

>> No.14281513

>>14281510
So...are you just that much of an ass, or is this the beginning of a whole troll-esqe romance where-in you deceitfully "Steal" all of her pure fantasies, never letting on you're actually genuine?

>>14281511
Nah he said a "clean stream". The one that girl washed her mouth out in was filthy.

>> No.14281518

>>14281513

I'd be lying if I said I didn't think of this scenario after watching Jojo for the first time.

>> No.14281520

>>14281518
>watching
I feel old when my first thought when hearing of a someone watching JoJo is the OVA from the 90's.

>> No.14281523
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>>14281520

Well, I meant watching the new Jojo adaptation for the first time. I'd already seen the 90s OVA because I was inspired to watch it after playing the Capcom game. Just recently began reading the manga and watching the new anime.

It's okay. I'm almost 30. But this isn't about Monstergirls, so here's a picture to make up for that.

>> No.14281536

>>14281508
>Marry your Kikimora maid
>Get another maid to handle maid stuff because your new wife is too busy handling wife stuff
>The relatively quiet and laid back women you married turns out to be a fucking slavedriver towards the new maid
>Says she needs to teach her "who's boss around here"

>> No.14281541

>>14281536
I would see this as 'whipping the childhood friend straight before the son arrives'.

>> No.14281543

>>14281523
>isn't about Monstergirls
F.F. is a Monster Girl.

>> No.14281549

>>14281541
>Creating a CC Meido Childhood Friend for the Soneru
This waifu thinks ahead...

>> No.14281553

I was planning on making some silly horror short for Halloween but now I'll be spending the weekend helping someone move, which means I need to get started right away.
Help me guys. Give me your power! By which I mean ideas and inspiration!

>> No.14281555

>>14281553
A kumiho that couldn't take the liver out of a broken operation board game.

>> No.14281557

>>14281555
No.

>> No.14281558

>>14281553
A vampire with a ketchup addiction.
some ketchup recipe's have garlic in them.

>> No.14281560

>He's still not gathering power
He's going to surprise us with a release out of nowhere right? He wouldn't leave us hanging 2 weeks in a row right?

>> No.14281561

>>14281553
Man trapped inside a sapient mansion that rearranges itself so he ends up in the bedchambers with the ghost of its Victorian owner.

>> No.14281562

>>14281557
He said silly horror, why doesn't that fit? A bumbling maneater just tripping over her own shoelaces in slapstick scenarios.

>> No.14281564

>>14281553
A vampire holds a One-night-only castlevainia event for her dampir.

>> No.14281565

>>14281561
Give me a viable reason for him to be there in the first place and I'll do it.

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14281566

>>14281560

>> No.14281570

>>14281553
Lich Milf creats the ultimate Franken-loli, who then wanders the town in search for a boy that will love her despite some of her mismatched parts. She's a bit weird, but once you get to know her you'll see that she has more heart than anyone else. Seriously, she's got at least 2 and a 1/2 of the things.

>> No.14281571

>>14281562
I meant silly in the "this is laughably bad because the writer is a complete hack" sense.

>> No.14281572

>>14281553
A curse reverts the instincts of every monster girl in an area to their old selves leading them to try and kill the main character and eat him.
He has to survive till sunrise when the curse will wear off.

>> No.14281576

>>14281571
In that case, "doom: repercussions of evil" but with monstergirls.

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>>14281571
Oh, that kind of silly. In that case, night of the swarming mice.

>> No.14281583

>>14281581
>Giant Rats in the Walls, by Henrietta Patty Lovecraft

>> No.14281587

>>14281565
I just gotta do all the work, huh? So tough being an ideas guy, maaan!
Burglar doesn't heed local folk legend and chooses the wrong mansion to break and enter. The second he finishes climbing through the window, the shutters slam closed behind him. Cue spooks.

>> No.14281591

>>14281587
Done and done.

>> No.14281597

>>14281591
Splendid.

>> No.14281604

>>14281597
>>14281591
Mind giving me a link to your pastebin so I don't miss it?

>> No.14281606

>>14281604
Well sure but that might make you skip it.

http://pastebin.com/u/alpanon

>> No.14281608

I saw a new maid profile was posted! I really liked it. Does anyone know where the moonshot send anyone who can repair my life and will to live profile is in the line of requests?

>> No.14281610

>>14281606
I should have called it, I was thinking it, but I didn't.
Give it your all Alpy.

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14281614

Come to Fairy Kingdom! We have uhhh...

Sugar! Cotton Candy that looks like clouds! The best artists in the world and their husbands!

Also you can't escape on your own when you arrive!

So come to Fairy Kingdom, located past scenic Amazon Village and Goblin Town!

Everyone will love you!

Sponsored by Fairy Kingdom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ryc54g0xc

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>>14281606
You didn't get this idea from me.

>> No.14281617

>>14281610
>I was thinking it
By what foul sorcery?
>>14281616
Begone from me, I never knew you.

>> No.14281618

>>14281218
>Saki squeezes her eyes shut and slams her fist down in the cake sending icing and small bits of white pastry flying all over the table
>I-I p-p-put myself in the cake for you! L-like mommy said! N-now you're supposed to l-like me, right?
>awawawawa
>M-Mister... can we make spoons?

Ouch, my poor heart. Saki's way to adorable.

>> No.14281620

>>14281614
I'll just go to Amazon Village. They know how to treat a man, unlike you.

>> No.14281622

>>14281614
Can I just stop at Goblin town instead? That place sounds like heaven.

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>>14281614
Fairies are nothing but cock sleeves.

>> No.14281625

>>14281622
If the Goblins are shortstack Christmas cakes, give me directions.

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>>14281625
Goblins come in washboard and shortstack varieties. Both are perfection in their own way.

>> No.14281633

>>14281622
Down, down to Goblin Town!

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>>14281614
I told you niggas that the other kingdoms aren't very good.

Why not accept the love of some nice lady from Horse Pussy Kingdom or Spider Pussy Kingdom instead?

>> No.14281635

>>14281608
Adding to this, it is my secret hope that maid will somehow refuse to take shit from the kikimora interviewer given why she's being hired.

>> No.14281637

>>14281634
I'm going to Undead Pussy Kingdom to find a Lich who'll protect me from zombies.

>> No.14281638

>>14281616
I'm going to try extra hard to make the dialogue corny just for you, eh chap?

>> No.14281641

>>14281631
Oh wow, the first Cerberus MGE thing
its been a while.

>> No.14281645

>>14281638
After that write a one shot about a guy who gets swarmed by tall, busty mice and enjoys it.

>> No.14281646

>>14281645
Now listen here sir, I'm not some depraved individual who associates with MICE of all things!
Not that I don't like the idea. Look at these red eyes.>>14281581

>> No.14281651

>>14281637
I'm going to a marry a zombie who probably won't protect me much from liches.

>> No.14281655

>>14281646
The red eyes are what make it spooky! You think they're looking for your cheese, but they aren't. They're a tall, lewd pantsu wearing swarm with the proportions of Christmas Cakes and enough soft flesh to bully a poor dick until it explodes. The worst part of all? They don't want Daughterus. They're only out for lust.

>> No.14281656

>>14281651
Liches don't want zombies anyway, they want a closet full of spooky skeletons. Your waifu will warm your heart while you warm her body, until she's a Wight and can return the favor.

>> No.14281659

>>14281655
You make a compelling case, sir. Maybe the haunted house and Mice could be combined.

>> No.14281663

>>14281659
You would make my Halloween if you did that. Do it, you wonderful madman!

>> No.14281665

>>14281663
So be it.

>> No.14281681

I want to push my fist into an unsuspecting manticore's tailpussy, then rotate my hand really fast.

>> No.14281682
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14281682

What if KC is waiting for the weekend to do a spooky Halloween double release?

Zombie Dragon and Jack o lantern would be nice.

>> No.14281683

A seconded no show wednsday.
you know, I'm actually starting to miss that orange spouting monkey.

>> No.14281685
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14281685

Who /centaur/ here?
http://i.imgur.com/cKp9eOB.png

>> No.14281693

>>14281683
>no show Wednesday
we've still got about 3 hours before its a true no show.

>> No.14281694

>>14281683
Seems like it, or it's getting delayed and still will be posted later/tomorrow.
What's strange tho is he won't even explain anything in his twitter, but that might be some issue with his access to the site he tweeted earlier >>14281471.

>> No.14281697

>>14281694
I say he's distracted by life.

>> No.14281698

>>14281685
>>>/mlp/

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14281699

>>14281685

>> No.14281708
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14281708

Uh-oh...

You are a single guy (no waifu/gf)
While you were going about your daily business, you attracted the attention of your worst girl. (Matango, Devil bug, Giant slug, Cait/Cu Sith, whatever)
You kindly tell her that you aren't interested, but she confesses her undying love for you.
You leave, she follows
You get aggressive in telling her to leave you alone, her stalking becomes worse.

How do you get rid of her before the inevitable rape that is rapidly approaching.

Hard mode: no murder

>> No.14281713

>>14281708
Bear mace.
Whole can.

>> No.14281715

>>14281708
Submit myself to the slug. Embrace the slug. Love the slug.

>> No.14281716

>>14281708
Joke's on you, I don't have a worst girl.

I'd accept love and affection from any girl in the encyclopaedia.

>> No.14281718

>>14281685
I like centaurs
I could waifu a centaur
However, I know better. Centaurs are vegetarian and I am heavily leaning carnivorous. How could we possibly live together if we can't even eat together?

I would do that cera until my legs gave out

>> No.14281721

>>14281708
Salt.

>> No.14281722

>>14281708
The best move know to man: the drop kick of shame!

>> No.14281728

>>14281716
>accepts all girls
>matango
>willing accepting atheles foot the gf

>> No.14281732

>>14281708
Accept the feeling of the Giant Slug

>> No.14281738

>>14281708
Easy.Find a better girl and date her..

>> No.14281742

>>14281728
I can't help it, that squishy mushroom butt is calling for me.

>> No.14281743

>>14281708
run to the gym and challenge the nearest muscle girl to sport fucking. I may lose, but no furshit worst girl is gonna wanna tangle with the 7 foot tall brick shithouse of an Oni/Jinko/Werewolf/Ogre

>> No.14281764

>>14281708
Tell to an amazon that I'm being harassed and I need help.

>> No.14281778

>>14281728
>there are people who actually prefer Cait Sith to Matango
Fuck off you degenerate furfag scum

>> No.14281784

KC pls come back.
Sorry about the guro.
Forgive them; for they do not know what they are doing.

>> No.14281786

>>14281784
What guro?

>> No.14281787

>>14281784
this tbh fam

>> No.14281788

>>14281786
Someone spammed him with guro because of Cu Sith.

>> No.14281790

>>14281786
The reaction to cu cith, like the familiar before it was...unpleasant.

>> No.14281801

>Have dog/wolf girl waifu
>Have litter of pups with her, around 5-6
>They're very active and energetic
>Loving too
>Every time you play you have to try and catch all of them
>Every time you come home they pounce on your together
>Despite all the effort they love their daddy very much and show affection through rigourous licking
>Go to bed where Waifu is waiting. 'You know dear, I think I'm finally getting used to taking care of all of them.'
>'I'm pregnant again.'

>> No.14281805

>>14281801
very cute.

>> No.14281812

>>14281788
>>14281790
Anyone have those pics?

>> No.14281815
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14281815

Green orcs > P'orcs.

>> No.14281818

>>14281815
Yes.

>> No.14281828
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14281828

Reminder to embrace the guro

>> No.14281830

>>14281828
no

>> No.14281831

>>14281828
I want to be scared for my life while also erect.

>> No.14281834

>>14281788
>there was an another guro incident this recently
So who did he blame for it?

>> No.14281835

>>14281828
I'd happily be the husband of an evil girl like that as long as she was nice to me.

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>>14281614

Pfft, fuck that.

Visit the wonderful Dwarven Kingdoms!

Our friendly locals will make you feel right at home! This is my Aunt, isn't she pretty?

Marvel at the wonders of Dwarven engineering! Dine in our legendary brew-pubs! She drinks a lot, because she's lonely.

Dwarven crafting is among the finest in the world! Our markets hold treasures you'll never find on the surface, and there's always a Craftsdwarf looking to take on an apprentice! She's lonely because some guy in Zipangu wrote a book and now everyone thinks Dwarves have toddler-bodies.

This month we're celebrating the birth of Dwarfkind's greatest hero; TARGA THE DRAGON-PUNCHER. I mean, some do... but not everybody! Look at my Aunt, for God's sake, she's nearly four feet tall! And sweet! And pretty!

You don't wanna miss THIS party! She shouldn't have to be lonely because of some guy and his fucking book!

So the next time you're thinking about having a good time... Please! I love her very much and want her to be happy!

...Think about the Dwarven Kingdoms! IT'S NOT JUST FOR FUCKING TODDLERCONS.

>> No.14281840

>>14281834
He just wrote it off as Japanese and western fanbases having different feelings on furry and had a laugh about it.

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>>14281815

Agreed.

>> No.14281845

So, time for a bloody sacrifice for KC?

>> No.14281851

>>14281801
>I'm pregnant again.'
please no

>> No.14281852

>>14281815
>That fang
too far out
also she's muscely! I want soft green orcs! SOFT!

>> No.14281854

>>14281845
Lets throw alps on a bonfire and pray for a new girl soon.

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>>14281852
Soft you say?

>> No.14281861

>>14281845
No anon, guro is what made him go away in the first place.

>> No.14281862

>>14281854
Please no I'm writing as fast as I can.

>> No.14281868
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>>14281852
Dork!

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>>14281614
>Go to Goblin Kingdom instead
>This shit happens

>> No.14281873

>>14281870
On second thought let's not go to Cum-a-lot, it's a silly place.

>> No.14281875

Who paladin here?

>> No.14281876

>>14280710
Wait, does this mean I'll be fine if I intentionally cum inside them three or more times?

>> No.14281882

>>14281876
Yes

>> No.14281884

>>14281139
Then what's the monstergirl equivalent to Ron Paul?

>> No.14281887

>>14281875
Nobody.

>> No.14281888

>>14281887
Paladins can be good. Like when they supply us with cute girls in armor.

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>>14281699

>> No.14281893

>>14281889
So just skip right to the headpats and avoid all that previous trouble she's willing to put up with to get them? Got it. No sex and straight to head pats.

>> No.14281895

>>14281882
Well fuck, looks like I'll have to pretend it was accidental then.

What does the TM mean?

>> No.14281898

>>14281895
You'll be fine by their definition, not yours.

>> No.14281901

>>14281875
Only Fallen Ones here

>> No.14281903

>>14281898
But anon, how else am I supposed to end up married to a kitsune?

>> No.14281905

>>14281903
Do what humans are best at. Rampant exploitation of resources. Fried Tofu.

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>>14281893
And then there's this guy...

Also when is KC's next thing coming out?

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>>14280262
Yes
Yes
YES
Yes
I don't mind if they have a furred or clawed hands like werewolf, big meaty paws are comical and not at all attractive.

>> No.14281912

>>14281906
Probably never.

>> No.14281913

>>14281906
probably not this week
looks like the he ran out of power

>> No.14281926

>>14280485
Maybe.

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>>14281906
Well given people wanted to go full guro with Cu Sith even though KC was only pandering to the kemono/furry fans with her and Cait Sith, probably never?

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>> No.14281939

>>14280637
>fix
[VIOLENT LAUGHTER]
Time for her to get her paizuri pink belt.

>> No.14281943

>>14281828
NEVER

>> No.14281950

>>14281875
Yo.

>> No.14281956
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14281956

Cait Sith was made to be your non-lewd NBR imouto who sits on your lap, takes naps in your room, and hugs your legs and exclaims "ONII-CHAN!!!~" whenever you come home.

>> No.14281969

>>14281956
NBR?
>still trying to spin that trash in a positive light
Do you think that furry hate is just memes? Go to tumblr or furaffinity and just read the shit these people spew, I bet you don't make it to ten minutes. Fuck Off.

>> No.14281973

>>14281708
Tell her that I need to get something from the other room, then gouge open my own throat, have my spirit stolen away by a Wisp before anything worse can happen.

>> No.14281974
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>MFW Four Horsemen MGs
>MFW the ending of Darksiders II (RIP)
Thus from Death, came Life, and the seeds of humanity were re-sown. But, Death's journey was not yet ended.

On the shattered Earth, his brother War had slain the Destroyer. (You will be hunted, the White City, the Council, and there will be others! You would wage this war alone!?), (No, not alone)

War had broken the Seventh Seal, summoning the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

And the number of the riders shall ever be...

Four.


All I want is to throw my Zweihänder into War-chan's chest and have her yell "WTF". Angrysex best sex.

>> No.14281979

>>14280970
Sporty yanderes a best.

>> No.14281983

>>14281974
You are a strange little man.

>> No.14281988
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>>14281969
No. just a cute adopted imouto for headpats and stuff that you treat well and causes superior MGs to see your paternal instincts.

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14281990

Started my Halloween story. Putting up an update now in case I won't be able to finish it in time. This could be my unluckiest MC yet.

http://pastebin.com/JkeUCr0p

>> No.14281992

>>14281708
>bapho
There's always suicide, maybe a nice wisp or a lich can protect me.

>> No.14281994

>>14281858
You guys take the orc while I dick... I mean distract her delicious brown companion

>> No.14281995
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14281995

>no new girl this week
>again

>> No.14281996
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>>14281969
>Go to tumblr or furaffinity
Why the hell should I? Visiting shit sites is your problem, not mine.
Also, I'm not even >>14281956

>> No.14282001

That sad and pathetic moment when I find myself imagining perverted lyrics to the Headless Horseman song.

>> No.14282003

>>14281996
please don't link my post if you're actually a furry.

>> No.14282006

>>14282003
I'm not a furry tho.

>> No.14282007

>>14281990
>"I dindu noffin'!"
Holy shit Alp you're officially worse than Bob and his tumor in my books for going full fucking /pol/ like that.

Kill yourself, faggot.

Update Stinkpede already.

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>>14281996
You know what my problem with Cu Sith?

They didn't have some inane and insane backstory that made them better to balance out the furry part.

For example, I hate Cait Sith's but at least I can respect them a little bit for making Cat Kingdom exist.

No Dog(e) Kingdom is lame, no bakeries that specialize in dog treats or exotic curios shop that sells the "Turn you into a horny dog" food from Wonderland which would actually make sense in such a place.

>> No.14282012

>>14282007
>Implying half this thread isn't /pol/

>> No.14282015

>>14282012
I blame the amazon refugees.
Instead of fighting that queen of theirs they just leave and expect hisbands and homes in an instant

>> No.14282016

>>14282007
Or /k/, or most other boards, dindu nuffin is not /pol/ donut steel you know

That said goddamit Alp

>> No.14282020

>>14282006
>yet he posts a furry
You're no good at this.

>> No.14282023
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>>14282010
>Cu Siths are considered grim reapers in Gaelic mythologies like a Banshee
>Cu Siths could be a warrior race given they wear swords and are basically kemono versions of Sif anyways
>TFW Cu Sith girls who aren't fucking yiff material traveling the world to find men that nearly died in battle only to train them with their body in multiple ways to forge them into warriors of legend
>That or just sitting on THAT STUMP while Artorias-papa goes out with Ciaran-nee

>> No.14282029

>>14282007
>>14282016
I apologize for nothing.

>> No.14282035

>>14282029
Then neither do I, your move

>> No.14282036

>>14281836

She's that one dwarf lady from Orzammar, right? Man, that place was fucked up. Actually, everywhere is fucked up when you're in Ferelden.

The haunted orphanage, the mage tower (where they turn you into a soulless doll if you lack magical aptitude), the kinslaying dwarven capital situated right next to the deep roads (which house the Broodmother), the temple taken over by a dryad and her furry followers...

>> No.14282044

>>14282035
I write for free. I demand you show gratitude!

>> No.14282045
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>>14282023

Please don't do this to Sif. Please. He's my fren. I don't want him to become a MG!

>> No.14282048

>>14281815
Indeed.
Orc>P'Orc every day of the month.

>> No.14282051

>>14282045
>He hasn't seen the ancient .less pic

>> No.14282058

>>14281836
Don't worry anon, I headcannon almost all of KC's pedoshit away. Nothing but buff dwarvish shortstacks as far as the eye can see.

>> No.14282060
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14282060

>>14282045
>>14282051

>> No.14282061

>>14282058
>tfw when no KC drawn adult Baphomet
That one .less picture will probably be all I get.

>> No.14282068

>wake up
>no new girl AGAIN
God fucking dammit, KC.

>> No.14282070

>>14282060
I was referring to the second one where it's like a daki.

>> No.14282072
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14282072

>>14282070
Just for you YEAH BIG GIURL!

>> No.14282075
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>>14282058
>I headcannon almost all of KC's pedoshit away
>pedoshit
Get a load of this faggot.jpg

>> No.14282087

>>14281836
>Anon goes to the Dwarven Kingdoms
>Everyone's excited because they rarely get visitors
>Anon soon leaves because he can't find any dwarfs that look like infants

>> No.14282088

>>14282044
>For Free
You like us teasing, bullying and telling you to give us more, that's hardly for free alpy

>> No.14282096
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14282096

I made a list of moonrunes that might help when doing searches on a site like Pixiv

http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT

Fair warning though, your results will vary

>> No.14282105

>>14282075
That's something very rude to say Ms. loli!

I might have to report you to the 4chan police for that showcase of sluttiness so they can ask your parents some questions!

>> No.14282113

>>14282096
Niiice, thank you.

>> No.14282115

>>14282096
>no brain rape, ear rape, windpipe rape...
What a bad list.

>> No.14282116

So, we get a new furry and then we get 2 weeks of nothing. KC is really bringing his A-game isn't he?

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>>14282113
No problem, I'm also go to update it later with more stuff
>>14282115
I'll get to it eventually

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>>14282088
Hmph!

>> No.14282133
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14282133

So you all accepted the love of Horse Pussy or Spider Pussy right?

>> No.14282141

>>14282133
I love both.

>> No.14282146

>>14282133
Trish a best.

>> No.14282147
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14282147

>>14282133
No, I accepted the love of Oni Vulva.

>> No.14282152
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14282152

>>14282147
Watermelon in spats!

>> No.14282156
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>>14282152
Intercrural with loli-Onis is the best, second only to impregnating her.

>> No.14282164

>>14282147
>>14282152
>>14282156
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan~

>> No.14282166

What color do you like your slime girls?

>> No.14282171

>>14282147
>>14282152
>>14282156
We got it the first time, no need to spam pics like an asshole.

>> No.14282173

>>14282045
>Sif
>He
Anon, I got bad news for you. Sif is a female name. She's Artorias' true waifu.

>>14282036
She's the baker from Ironforge. You fucking tried it.

>> No.14282174

>>14282129
That's what I thought, thanks for the cat

>> No.14282179

>>14282171
How dare different people post art from the same artist. Oh the horror.

>> No.14282180

>>14282179
You know he's doing the samefag meme, anon. As if we'd hit max images in months.

>> No.14282183

>>14282180
>spoiler
Previous thread, smart guy.

>> No.14282185

>>14282180
Not him but we've been hitting it every thread for the last several when we're not even hitting 2000 posts because the board is moving faster than normal. That's how bad it's gotten with nobody deleting their reaction images or any of that.

>> No.14282194

>>14282185
If only we could get mootwo to remove the time limit on self deletion.

>> No.14282203

>>14282194
Hiroshimoot is too busy selling your data for shekels.

>> No.14282207

>>14282194
We had a fine rhythm down before. But people have doubled the pic posting rate over the last two months. Probably newer people doing it because they don't know any better.

>> No.14282208

>>14282203
>Websites selling your info to tanukis that will trey to market towards you/pair you up with girls that match your tastes.

I, for one, welcome our bushy tailed overlords

>> No.14282210

>>14282208
They could just ask me. There's really no excuse for such kikery.

>> No.14282213

>>14282210
They're tanukis!
The only way they feel comfortable getting a guy is if they buy him out or enact overly elaborate plots to net him.

>> No.14282217

>>14282213
That's fine, I don't care much for them anyways. Not when there are qt dragons to be had.

>> No.14282218
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14282218

Come to Wurm Kingdom, it's underground, like Dwarves but cooler!

Many girls, so need many husbands!

Located in the The Deep South.

>> No.14282219

>You're at work, your Monoeye wife is the hospital, she's pregnant and expecting any time now
>You get a call telling you she's gone into labor so you rush down to the hospital
>Before you can enter into her room, the doctor stops you
>"Sir? SIR! Please, I need to warn you. Sir? There's been a problem with the birth of your child, I need you to brace yourself. Please be understanding with your wife, she's in shock and she's acting a bit hysterical."
>You rush in, prepared for the worst
>Your wife is holding a bundle tightly, she's sobbing violently
>"...Darling..." she looks at you, eye red and wet-faced
>You kneel by her side and place an arm around her
>"Darling, I'm so sorry, it's just so terrible...WHY US? WHY HER?" the crying continues
>You feel a lump in your throat as she moves to reveal your daughter
>"TWO EYES! TWO! TWO HORRENDOUS EYES! TWO MEDIUM-SMALL EYES, NOT A SINGLE BIG ONE!"
>Your daughter looks perfectly normal to you with two normal-ass human-type eyes
>"SHE'S A LITERAL MONSTER, HER LIFE WILL BE HARSH AND FILLED WITH DESPAIR, ALL OF THE OTHER CHILDREN WILL REJECT HER!"
>She rocks your baby "...I'm so sorry my sweet child...I'm so sorry..."

What do you do?

>> No.14282220

>>14282213
So what you're saying is Tanukis have fetishes for complexity?

>> No.14282221

>>14282219
>Monoeye wife
Immersion broken.

>> No.14282222

>>14282218
>Deep South
Time to see how wild a Wurm gets after a few daiquiris!

>> No.14282223
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>>14281300
You're a moron if you think illegal immigrants contribute that much to our agriculture or the "they do jobs no one else will!" shit. Losing the guy who sells oranges on the corner isn't going to collapse our agriculture.

But if you really want to migrate to the country with this guy in charge
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/canadas-feminist-prime-minister-justin-trudeau-targets-gamergate-anti-misogyny-call-action-1525176
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/justin-trudeau-would-tell-off-bully-vladimir-putin-directly-to-his-face-if-he-becomes-prime-minister
Then go ahead.

>>14282208
>>14282213
Also Tanukis are the OK, but only if they're chubby.

>> No.14282224

>>14282217
Oh?

But what would you say to a draconuki hybrid?
All the power and strength of a dragon combined with the bushy tail of a tanuki?

>>14282220
Yes.

>>14282223
Tubby tanukis are olev.

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>>14282219
Wait excitedly for my bieye daughteru to enter dicking age.

>> No.14282226

>>14282208
>Ooh, this guy's a real hardcore shitposter, let's give him some local Yetis in his area
>This one only posts about mice and smelling them, send some Ushi Onis his way
>The goyim can never be happy

>> No.14282227

>>14282208
>A plump, messy haired tanuki sits at her computer, coffe in hand, ready for another exciting day in the growing field of non-consent e-matchmaking
>She pulls up latest results from her crawler and starts reading the data
>Let's see here, google searches, okay, "humanboy beauty tips", "how to improve my credit rating", "how to get money quick"
>Recent sites, financially-responsible.com, boybeauty.info, humanboy.moe, will-hug-for-mon.ie ...
>... bushy-bushy-love.com? Oh, you naughty boy
>I might have to take you for myself...

>> No.14282229

>>14282224
>draconuki hybrid
Absolutely not.

>> No.14282230

>>14282223
that's just straight up fat

>> No.14282231
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>>14282218
>like Dwarves but cooler!
>dealing with wurms instead of dorfs

oh god no

>> No.14282232

>>14282218
This may just be my favorite Wurm pic.

>> No.14282234

>>14282226
Ah! But what if a goyim loves all monster girls?

>>14282227
>Porn site dedicated to showing off pictures of Bushy tailed tanukis.

Brilliant!

>>14282229
Oh well, back to the lab I guess.
I'm sure someone will take the draconuki.

>> No.14282240

>>14282218
I would let that Wurm dance, just saying

>> No.14282242

>>14282096
I had managed to scrap together my own list with a bit of trial and error but this is way more complete. Good stuff.

Can add 大百足 for Oomukade.

>> No.14282246

>>14282240
I see...the old "This Wurm was dancing for me officer!" insurance fraud trick.

You're a terrible person.

>> No.14282247

>>14282223
Migrant workers only really exist in places like California anyway. It doesn't affect the rest of the country in terms of agriculture. So it's a stupid assertion he's making.

Besides, California is doing just fine killing all their agriculture with their municipalities continuing to fuck farmers out of water as they've been doing for decades now.

>> No.14282250

>>14282234
If he loves all MGs, he gets redirected to pHarmony.com where he can meet a nice Paladin girl who loves monsters so much that she needs someone to help purge them

>> No.14282252

I want to make a Tanuki donate to a charitable organization like an orphanage for human boys
that doesn't pimp them out

>> No.14282254

>>14282224
I'd marry a Tanuki with a complexity fetish.
Just imagine what it'd be like to be courted by her.

>> No.14282255

>>14282252
If you're going that far you could always make her donate to the human girl conservation program.

>> No.14282257

I want to fuck a Minotaur.

>> No.14282258

>>14282250
Indeed, and poor paladin-chan would never happen to have an 'accident' or run into a dark slime now would she?


>>14282254
>Wake up in the morning.
>Look out window and see the tanuki you're dating sitting in a tree and dressed like a bird, binoculars in one hand and a pen in the other, taking notes so she can figure out what brand of underwear you wear.
>Stare at her for a while until she thinks her cover is blown,causing her to make a bunch of cheeping noises and wingflap motions to try and throw you off.
>Still less subtle than when she hid in the fridge to see what you ate for breakfast.

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14282259

>still no new golem variants

>> No.14282260

>>14282246
I don't know what you mean. I just want to let the Wurm do what it loves.

>> No.14282262

>>14282259
Oh no! I'm being sacrificed to a volcano goddess!

>> No.14282264

>>14282258
>poor paladin-chan would never happen to have an 'accident'
Would you comfort and take advantage of a wheelchair-bound Paaladin-chan?

>> No.14282265

>>14282255
I could just imagine the veins throbbing in her head as she pulled out the money in her sock

>> No.14282269

>>14282264
The last time I saw anything about a holy knight being confined to a wheelchair, I was reading the Dresden Files.
Considering how much of an "Oh shit, this is the worst possible thing" moment that was, I don't think I'd wish it on a paladin girl ever.

>> No.14282271

>>14282265
The question now is can this tactic be used on bushtails to taunt them far enough that it enrages them into a night of furious hatesex before they calm back down.

>> No.14282273
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>Hydra MG
>Lower body similar to a Sandworm is just used for locomotion and birthing, upper torso is a group of women
>All of them are part of the same organism and share tactile sensations, her most powerful orgasms coming from a harem scenario sex with her husbando
>If one head is severed, it wilts and dies, a new body taking its place
>Starting as a loli and quickly maturing into a new adult form that's custom built to pleasure her husband more
>TFW the oldest head would be an Ara Ara You Wouldn't Want An Old X like me type that could give you goosebumps just by a touch
>MFW the entire thing is impractical as Hell and /mgg/ would hate it because the only other way to execute it is similar to Yamata No Orochi or a Sandworm

>> No.14282276
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14282276

Would you?

I would.

>> No.14282280

>>14282273
>>>/m/

>> No.14282281

>>14282276
What, the punmonger in the sludge? Yeah I would.

>> No.14282282

>>14282276
I'd Charon. She's there, right? Lower left corner?

>> No.14282285

>>14282276
I'd totally fuck and love Charon.

She makes cute puns.

>> No.14282287

>>14282276
Charon is olev.

When she's not talking at least.

>> No.14282288
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14282288

>>14282276
Charon is so great. I want to brush and braid her hair for her.

>> No.14282289

>>14282219
>normal-eyed Gazer
>normal-eyed Cyclops

Now this, this I can get into.

>> No.14282290

>>14282285
I want to prematurely ejaculate all over Charon-chan's hands and have her tell all sorts of insulting quickshot puns.

>> No.14282294

>>14282273
Too many waifus can ruin your laifu.
It's an okay concept though.
Gaia a best armor.

>> No.14282295

>>14282223
>Draw the face of a 105 pound woman
>Draw the body of a 190 pound woman
It just looks awful that way.

>> No.14282297

>>14282276
yes and yes

>> No.14282300

>>14282276
I want to make more Charons with Charon-chan!

>> No.14282301

>>14282294
It'd be limited to like three or four heads tops.

>B-BUT MAH HYDRA!
Get back to me when you're swimming in NTR shit from Disney's Hercules all going Ara Ara Ara when there was a fucking SEA OF THEM

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14282303

a-any day now guys

>> No.14282304

>>14282276
Damn right I would, the hobos can have Charon though.

>> No.14282306

>>14282303
Worst girl, shit series.

>> No.14282308
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14282308

>>14282306
You're opinion is wrong anon
though the series has been a bit stale for awhile

>> No.14282312

>>14282306
>stating the obvious
This isn't /a/utists Anon, we know.

>> No.14282315

>>14282223
She's fat and gross

>> No.14282316

>>14282273
I'd get up on that hydra's back, if you know what I mean.

>> No.14282318

>>14282303
Still waiting on that daki to arrive?

>> No.14282321
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14282321

Tell me Mr. Paladin, would you accept the cruel fate of having anti-pleasure runes inscribed into your flesh deep enough to inflict permanent scars and covered with angelic ink so that they look like tattoos?

All in the name of fighting monsters of course, there would be no counter to the method barring death and perhaps a Lilim putting a counter magic tattoo in the shape of a heart near your own heart that would only activate if you found true love.

Not the fake true love, I mean the real stuff.

Mind you you'd basically have scars and tattoo work like Shin Megai Nocturne's player character. More line work and less large areas.

>> No.14282326

>>14282321
I'm already married, though

>> No.14282330

>>14282321
It's Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.

Otherwise, yes. I totally would.

>> No.14282331

>>14282321
That sounds like too much work. I'm just gonna stay home today and rub one out.

>> No.14282332
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14282332

>>14282318
yea, I should get here before Halloween so i can cuddle with her on her birthday

though I'll have to sacrifice two of her normal sized daki's pillows to add to the long as fuck one I'm ordering which will only take up half of the 7 meter cover until the second long as fuck pillow gets here

Filling this thing is costing me an arm and a leg

>> No.14282333

>>14282321
Is it wrong that I want to marry a Lillim?

>> No.14282336

>>14282333
It's only wrong if you're not marrying her for pure reasons.

>> No.14282338

>>14282336
what if it's pure lust

>> No.14282341

>>14282338
I guess that counts as a pure reason.

>> No.14282342

>>14282338
Sounds pure to me. Don't listen to anyone else. Follow your dreams.

>> No.14282343

>>14282333
As long as you don't sproink her till the wedding night, Jesus is 100% OK with it.

>> No.14282348
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14282348

>tfw no sadomasochistic kuu/yandere Cheshire

>> No.14282352

>>14282336
But I want to spend the rest of my life with her and share our problems and feelings with each other and improve ourselves through our strong love and bond with one another!
Minimum of 5 kids too
I think that's the one thing monster girls would approve of in Catholicism

>> No.14282358

>>14282336
I want to fluster a Lilim during sex by grabbing her hands and giving her a quick kiss on the nose.
It'd be cute if I did it while she was talking dirty so she just stops in the middle of her sexual teasing.

>> No.14282359

>>14282352
Gross. I bet you want to look into that lilim's eyes for so long that you even catch a glimpse of her true soul: an endless, dimensionless expanse of magic and emotion and love, all of it centered around you.
I bet you'd want to catch her blush as she sees your soul in turn, exposing the full extent of your true feelings for her.
Sickening. Just sickening.

>> No.14282360

>>14280490
Earth elemental to help with metalworking and mineral extraction from asteroids. Lich for hi-tech and magic shit; ie artificial gravity, tractor fields, etc. Alraune of some flavour to manage lifesupport. And a bunch of mini-khepri for getting into small maintenance spaces and working on fiddly bits. Just need to figure out some kind of birth-control for them to avoid a Watchmaker scenario with them...
Oh. Lets not forget the ship's central AI which would probably end up all mamano-y from DE exposure.

>> No.14282362

>>14282358
It's a Lilim. That won't make her stop. That will make her ravage you harder.

>> No.14282363

>>14282359
>lilim
>soul
Top kek.

>> No.14282365

>>14282362
I was talking about her dirty talk, not the sex.
She'd be shocked for a moment, and then it's deep kissing and pelvic overdrive.
Gotta make sure to tease her pleasure runes too.

>> No.14282366

>>14282359
I Do!
I'm such a slut for love and purity!
Put a ring on my finger and make me only yours!

>> No.14282368

Giving your kobold a FIRM dekopon whenever she misbehaves.

>> No.14282369

>>14282316
No you, Anon.

>> No.14282372

>>14282368
>Dekopon
>a seedless and sweet variety of mandarin orange.
Why would you punish her with that?
Unless you were talking about the "Punch in the stomach" thing, in which case fuck you.

>> No.14282373

>>14282365
I want to forcibly brand pleasure tattoos onto a Paladin girl's nape and nuzzle her against her will.

>> No.14282385

>>14282372
that's harapan, I swear Dekopon was the name for the head-flick thing.

>> No.14282387

>>14282372
No, that's harapan. Which is also a rainforest in Indonesia.

>> No.14282394

I had a nightmare about chubwocks and being hugged by one

Chubwocks aren't real right? I'm safe?

>> No.14282401

>>14282394
I wouldn't worry about that

>> No.14282406

>>14282401
So they've got you too.

>> No.14282407

>>14282406
Join us

>> No.14282408

>>14282407
Your mad world is twisted and without hope. I'll have no part in the future you envision! I WILL SHATTER IT!

>> No.14282409
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14282409

>>14282394
Stop your pathetic escapism, anon
Monster girls are not real
And will never be real

>> No.14282410

>>14282401
So that murmuring under my bed is just my imagination? Good to know, that means I can go back to masturbating without fear

>> No.14282411

>>14282366
Now there's rings? Urgh.
No, wait, let me guess. You're going to get engaged to her, and have your wedding ceremony in some shrine, surrounded by trees and flowers so beautiful, even an alraune would be jealous.
Then, after you've said your vows and kissed, she'll skip the reception and take you straight to the honeymoon, wrapping you up in her wings and warping away to some secret place up in the moutains, halfway between this world and the world of Pandemonium. Then you'll spend a night having slow sex together above the clouds, supported on a bed of magic under the stars and the full moon, closer and brighter than ever before.
Why, just typing it, I feel like I want to vomit.

>> No.14282413

>>14282408
Fool, hope is created through love of others
Wocks are the love that inspire hope in our lives
They create a future of love and peace

>> No.14282414

>>14282413
Don't believe his lies.

>> No.14282416

WHERE'S THE MONSTERGIRL KC

>> No.14282417
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14282417

To the guy looking for the full version of the asu tora Gazer picture, I talked to the artist and got it.
http://a.pomf.cat/hhsive.jpg-large

>> No.14282418

>>14282409
>Monster girls are not real
>And will never be real
That's what they want you to believe.

>> No.14282421

>>14282416
What if he changes it from every wednesday to another day of the week?

What if he's preparing to release multiple girls at the same time?

>> No.14282425

>>14282321
Sounds great I would be a monster slaying god.

>> No.14282427

>>14282414
Nonsense, just close your eyes and leave your front door unlocked so the Chubwock can get in easily

It'll be quick, you'll enjoy it.

>> No.14282428

>>14282425
I'd rather be a monster laying god.

>> No.14282429

>>14282417
>.jpg-large
What is this witchcraft and how do I open it?

>> No.14282432

>>14282427
Remember Sammy Jenkins.

>> No.14282433 [DELETED] 

>>14282429
Not sure if he slipped up but saving it, and opening the file with your browser brings up a savable image.

>> No.14282435

>>14282429
>>14282433
literally just remove the -large

>> No.14282436

>>14282429
Just change the extension to .jpg
Twitter is stupid like that.

>> No.14282437

>>14282429
When it asks you what program to open it in, just open it in your browser and save it as normal. Maybe rename it to get rid of the "-large".

That's what I did, at least. As long as you have an image format first, just tacking on whatever string of text you want won't change anything.
Here, check out this shit.
http://i.imgur.com/jCCHMLI.pngTheHolstaurusLovesYou

>> No.14282438 [DELETED] 

>>14282435
I tried messing with the url before I saved it like that. I just got a 404 response.

>> No.14282439

>>14282421
Hydra-girl
Two-headed giant
Swarm girl

>> No.14282442

>>14282435
>>14282436
Oh hey that worked, no idea why I didn't try that.

>> No.14282450

>>14282417
Holy hell that's lewd.

>> No.14282451

>>14282421
I was going to make a joke about how going all Bioware and making the same girl in three different colors, but then I realized we already have the three ogres.

>> No.14282456
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14282456

>>14281988
Pet the Kiki!
Pet her now!

>> No.14282458

>>14282450
Asutora is a great artist.

>> No.14282459
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14282459

>>14282456
Visit the Ryu!
Visit her now!

>> No.14282461

>>14282456
She has to pay.
>>14282459
So does she.

>> No.14282466

>>14282459
>not vanilla dragon
>no legs
Fucking dropped, and I won't be donating anything either.

>> No.14282470

>>14282459
Hug the Yeti!
Her body is ready!

>> No.14282477

>>14282466
>Implying her bodywithout legs isn't better

>> No.14282479

I want to make a haughty elf blush!

>> No.14282482

>>14282477
>implying it is
We seem to be at an impasse.

>> No.14282486

>>14282479
I want to give a haughty elf a bush!

>> No.14282487

>>14282482
Her hugs would be way better without legs.

>> No.14282490
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14282490

Centaurs like carrots!

>> No.14282493

>>14282487
>he does't even know about leglocks
Begone, vile cur.

>> No.14282496
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14282496

>>14282490
Cerea is cute. Shame she's wasted on EMG though.

Though the Centaur in the MGE profile looks kinda similar to her.

>> No.14282497

I want to get into a shouting match with a maus about what type of cheese is the best.
It's sharp cheddar, in case you were wondering.

>> No.14282498

>>14282493
Leglock is an inferior version of a full body lock.

>> No.14282500

>>14282496
What does the map for MGE look like? Are Centaurs from MGE America?

>> No.14282504
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14282504

>"Hello? Is this Anon's house?"

>> No.14282507

>>14282498
>inferior
Fite me irl.

>> No.14282508

>>14282497
>Sharp Cheddar
mein nigro
I would've also accepted Monterrey Jack

>> No.14282510

>>14282504
No, this is Patrick

>> No.14282511

>>14282507
He's right you know, legs can't coil around your whole body and let you feel all the love at once.

>> No.14282512
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14282512

>>14282425
What if, Mr. Paladin, in your run of aiding humanity, of aiding Lescatie, and enduring the pointless attempts of Deruella trying to turn you after it's fall within the confines of the dungeon, you found that the Chief God was never going to come save you?

Would you turn on her? Join the Fallen God as her Champion instead? Seek vengeance upon someone you prayed to but ultimately was abandoned by? Perhaps even find out that your mother was a monster which would make you the single most important, and saddest, subject of the Demon Lord within her grand design?

Think of it Batm-- Paladin, the despair of never knowing the tingly feeling of holding hands with a girl, the sensual touch of a women, or even knowing what an orgasm was.

>> No.14282515

>>14282511
I don't see how being full body strangled is supposed to convey love.

>> No.14282516

>>14282459
Why would anyone visit that Water Wurm?

>> No.14282518

>>14282512
>Covered in anti DE runes
>Getting captured
That's not how it works

>> No.14282519

>>14282417
You're awesome and I wish you a skeleton-free Halloween.

>> No.14282521
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14282521

>>14282500
There isn't a map for the MGE, yet anyways.
>Are Centaurs from MGE America?
Centaurs in the MGE seem to wear attire based on Native American and early Anglo-Saxon clothing, which kinda makes me wonder how their villages are set up.

Of course, their outfits are designed to have a bit of sex appeal in order to potentially attract husbandos.

>> No.14282522

>>14282518
Batman ALWAYS gets captured, anon.

>> No.14282528

>>14282518
>Not properly protecting Lescatie like a Paladin would
>Not aiding the MGE Pope in his escape by occupying Deruella

It's like a 100% going to happen scenario anon.

Sure you won't be dead but that doesn't exactly stop Deruella from slapping your shit to unconsciousness and tossing you in the dungeon.

>> No.14282529

>>14282516
because she's nice! and brings good weather! and she cooks really well!

>> No.14282530

>>14282521
>There isn't a map for the MGE, yet anyways.

I think there should be it'd be cool.

>which kinda makes me wonder how their villages are set up.

It could be they're the same species but they're on separate continents/are subspecies. Like American and European bison.

>> No.14282536

>>14282529
But it's a Water Wurm anon.

I mean sure they can fly and glide on water but Water Wurm's can't strike the earth and dig too greedily for anything!

>> No.14282541
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14282541

>>14282528
>doesn't exactly stop Deruella from slapping your shit to unconsciousness and tossing you in the dungeon.
and nothing is stopping me from slapping druella's shit either with my gary stu runes this IS an RPG setting after all

>> No.14282542

>>14282536
Please don't do this. Can't we Wurm lovers just let other people enjoy what they like in peace?

>> No.14282543

>>14282536
who needs to be greedy when you live the simple life?
>live in a small shrine
>have everything you need at your disposal
>extra bedrooms for future children
>hot springs bath
>and a loving waifu who will succumb to every one of your wishes
why would you want earthly treasures when you have the ultimate treasure of the heart?

>> No.14282547
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14282547

>>14282530
>tfw no busty cowboy/knightly Centaur to aggressively pursue you in order to claim you as her husband

>> No.14282551
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14282551

>>14282541
>He thinks Gary Stu runes will save him

Anon, please.

>>14282543
>Why would you want earthly treasure
>Why

Get a load of this guy.

>> No.14282558

>>14282521
I want to donate a box of smallpox blankets to a native american centaur village!

>> No.14282560
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14282560

>>14282551
>he thinks it won't

>> No.14282565

>>14282551
>not giving away your possessions to become a hermit in the mountains with your Ryu waifu
get a load of this guy

>> No.14282572
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14282572

>>14282519
I got a nice piece of art of my waifu out of it.
Asu tora seems like a pretty nice guy from my short interaction with him.

>> No.14282573
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14282573

DANCING VAMPIRES!

>> No.14282575

>>14282572
Happy gazer is best gazer

>> No.14282578
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14282578

>>14282573

>> No.14282582

>>14282573
>Supposed to look like Krul
>Big tits
That's mighty fucking haram, kaffir.

>> No.14282583

>>14282572
>3.41mb
>PNG
Try again, anon.

>> No.14282588

>>14281685
Well I for one like it.

>> No.14282590

>>14282582
>Krul
Who?

>> No.14282595

>>14282459
but I don't know how to swim!

>> No.14282599
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14282599

>>14282590
From Owari no Seraph.

>> No.14282618

>>14282599
Her voice does funny things to me, her and Shinoa are the only reasons I'm watching that awful show.

Come to think of it, Shinoa is basically a Cheshire in human form. Purple hair, endless smug, it all makes sense now.

>> No.14282623

Quick, Anon! What horror movie do you watch with your waifu on Halloween? And it can't be a movie starring a monster that's her species. If she's a vampire, no Nosferatu or Dracula. If she's a Ghost, no Paranormal Activity.

>> No.14282625

>>14282573
>Krul
>With tits
>And not being an immortal loli
This is some next level heresy

>> No.14282626

>>14282623
Tremors.

>> No.14282630

>>14282573
this looks really good, is that from a game by any chance?

>> No.14282633

>>14282623
>Zombie Nightmare
>the MST3K version

>> No.14282636
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14282636

http://pastebin.com/RQaeWw2n
>She is lewd and athirst

>> No.14282640

>>14282623
The Thing, I guess.

>> No.14282642

>Jabberwock is bullying some kid for not being able to recite her a nonsense poem
>kid calls YOU to help
>Jabberwock asks what you can do
>Gate of Babylon nothing but Vorpal blades
Such is life as a member of the Community Safety Brigade in Monster Girl Wolrd

>> No.14282643

>>14282623
>Alien
>Aliens
>The Thing
>The Grudge
>Ring
And then we cuddle all night because the both of us can't sleep

>> No.14282646 [SPOILER] 
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14282646

>>14282623
Does binging a 10-part miniseries count as a movie?
Because if it does, pic related. Even if it wasn't meant to be a halloween special or anything, it's still one of the halloween-iest things I can think of. And it's pretty damn creepy at points.

>> No.14282647

>>14282630
Yeah but it's not that great.
Trance Doll 2 if you're looking for sauce

>> No.14282648
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14282648

>>14282643
>>The Grudge
>>Ring
I want to waifu an onryo girl.

>> No.14282651

>>14282582
TAKBIR!

>> No.14282653
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14282653

>>14282648
Kissu!

>> No.14282658

>>14282623
The Mist.

>> No.14282659
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14282659

>>14282623
>mfw I watch Tremors with my Sandworm Waifu

Hey honey if you get scared just grab on to me.

>> No.14282664

>>14282618
Aoi Yuuki does great work, she was Clementine in Overlord as well. That warble that she does with her voice is terribly arousing.

>> No.14282666

>>14282664
>Clementine
Oh yes, that voice did things for me.

>> No.14282667

>>14282666
Satan, you'll realise something after watching a lot of shows with Aoi Yuuki in them
She will always, no matter what, do thing to you

>> No.14282671

>>14282667
Got youtube links or something? I can't imagine her being better than the Miyuki.

>> No.14282672

>>14282667
>Satan
What?

>> No.14282675

>>14282667
>Satan is being corrupted
We really are the worst kind of scum.
>>14282672
666, mark of the beast.

>> No.14282676

>>14282675
Ah. Should've realized.

>> No.14282678

>>14282636
The yandereness made the fact that the girl was emaciated kinda appealing.

>> No.14282681

>>14282671
Watch more shows

>> No.14282682 [SPOILER] 
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14282682

I want to find a creepy magic book and summon demons for Halloween night! What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.14282683

>>14282573
What is a dance?

>> No.14282687

>>14282623
Either 'The Fog', 'Eyes Without a Face', or...
>Kikimora

Guess this means 'The Haunting' and 'Frankenstein' are out of the running.

>> No.14282692

>>14282682
Nuh, uh, I'm staying away from any creepy stuff this Halloween and not going outside. Those Monster Girls won't get me!

>> No.14282695

>>14282682
Enjoy your harem of Kitsune-tsukis, Slime Carriers, and Lesser Succubi.

...am I forgetting any? What other species are transition stages between human and monster?

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14282698

>>14282682
>through some convoluted means, some derelict homeless kid finds a demon summoning book
>somehow summons a lonely, sisterly Titania by botching the summoning circle

>> No.14282700

>>14282687
>Frankenstein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wt6Gk2kVn4&ab_channel=CharltonWoolfolk%2CJr..
back in the day where an Albino hippie could play 8 minutes of instrumental prog rock on a keytar ON TV

>> No.14282704

>>14282695
I was thinking I'd just summon a bunch of Demons, but considering the nature of the Deadites, yours makes sense too.
You'd have to watch out for any Dryads you'd summon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcTyBEFBHaA

>> No.14282706

>>14282683
A miserable pile of secrets?

>> No.14282707
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14282707

>>14282695
I want to see what what a Zombie looks like during each transitional phase to Wighthood.

>> No.14282708

>>14282698
I want to prick my finger with those ears.

>> No.14282711
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14282711

>>14282698
I want to marry both a Demon and a Titania!

>> No.14282715

Would Titanias enjoy trick-or-treating due to their childlike nature?

>> No.14282718

>>14282698
Is he going to get loved tenderly?
>>14282715
I'd assume so.

>> No.14282725

>>14282715
They'd probably be the types to take the regular fairy types trick-or-treating as their chaperone and secretly enjoy it themselves.

>> No.14282727

>>14282725
I want a Hotaru-chan Titania.

>> No.14282734

Hi /mgt/ :3

>> No.14282736

>>14282715
I can see them accompanying children in Halloween and enjoying as much as them.

>> No.14282738

>>14282623
>Yeti
Probably The Thing, or MST3K Manos The Hands of Fate

>> No.14282739

>>14282734
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14282742

>>14282734
Who are you and what would make you think you are worth remembering.

>> No.14282745

>>14282736
What would she dress up as? A bedsheet ghost?

>> No.14282747

>>14282734
???

>> No.14282749

>>14282704
How could I forget about the Dryad?

I feel dumb now.

>> No.14282750

>>14282734
...

>> No.14282751

>>14282718
>Is he going to get loved tenderly?
He's a homeless kid, he doesn't know a thing about exchanging consonants yet.

>> No.14282752

>>14282750
And que .Less' stalker

>> No.14282756

Since we're on the subject of horror movies, imagine if The Cabin in the Woods had monster girls.
I wouldn't mind getting caught up in the system purge, if you catch my drift.

>> No.14282759

>>14282734
why

>> No.14282760

>>14282750
.less has a trip

>> No.14282761

>>14282750
A herd of Wendigos in the mountains

>> No.14282762

>>14282750
Maus and Oomukade hiding in a wall, spying on anon.

>> No.14282766

>>14282751
Well will he at least get a hug?

>> No.14282768

>>14282750
Adult baphomet wearing causal clothing

>> No.14282769

>>14282750
go away pls

>> No.14282770

>>14282756
Y'know, I never watched Cabin. Is it any good?

>> No.14282771

>>14282752
*cue

>> No.14282773

>>14282750
Could you draw a Dhampir prepping herself for her father?

>> No.14282774

>>14282750
Fuck off

>> No.14282777

>>14282771
Don't give me that. I'm just waking up

>> No.14282779

>>14282770
It's one giant meta love letter to every genre of horror movie ever. If you like movies that play with and subvert typical genre tropes, you'll like it.
Also assloads of cool monster designs that you sadly barely only get glimpses of.

>> No.14282780

>>14282750
Salamander and a Lizardgirl hanging out

>> No.14282782

>>14282770
It's made by Joss Wheadon, which means it's horribly overrated and filled with "wit"

>> No.14282783
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14282783

>>14282734
>:3
Get out.
>>14282750
>People falling for this.
He has a trip you gullible Wurms.

>> No.14282784
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14282784

>Say hello to thread
>Everyone flips shit

Let's talk about MGs that would work together

>> No.14282786

>>14282711
those hips drive me wild

>> No.14282788

>>14282750
MINOTAURS PLEASE.

>> No.14282789

>>14282782
>Muh quips
>Followed by more quips
>Oh, this is a serious moment. It needs some quips
I prefer JJ's lens flares to Joss' non stop quips

>> No.14282790

>>14282784
Caspar is one lucky bastard.

>> No.14282793

>>14282711
Demon can ride in my spaceship. I need a blue skinned space babe on my crew to feel complete.

>> No.14282796

>>14282784
Worst dogs.

Werewolvs and Kobolds are much better.

>> No.14282797

>>14281801
Well it's about time to someone invent condoms in MGE.

>> No.14282800

>>14282756
>every single species of girl imaginable all rampaging through a closed facility
>all with the intention of raping the only person with a dick in the entire place
>that person is you
God have mercy.

>> No.14282803

>>14282796
Hellhounds a best.

>> No.14282808

>>14282803
Hellhounds are not the best.

They are a D- at the most.

>> No.14282809

>>14282766
Definitely.

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14282810

>>14282745
A witch

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14282813

>>14282808
No.

>> No.14282815

>>14282809
I bet Titania's hugs feel nice.
>>14282810
Oh dear...

>> No.14282816

>>14282808
Shit taste

>> No.14282817

>>14282623
I dunno, I watched the Babadook recently and it was alright.

>> No.14282819

>>14282808
This is correct.

>> No.14282824

Did you know gamefaqs has Monster Girl threads too?

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000121-anime-and-manga-other-titles/69331743

>> No.14282825

>>14282813
They have a dumb design that looks like a three year old made it. They also haave a dumb personality.

Hellhounds are the dumbest monster girl.

>> No.14282826

>>14282808
This is wrong

>> No.14282830

>>14282784
I want to see a high level hellhound and raiju spar with each other, in the traditional shonen style.

>> No.14282831

>>14282636
>Harblador delivers Hounds of Tindalos

Thank unholy fuck, now I can keep procrastinating and drinking shitty micro-brews.

>> No.14282832

>>14281815
We need more green orcs. Especially snu snu orcs.

http://i.imgur.com/uT1RRxX.jpg

>> No.14282833

>>14282075
>Go to his house
>clock on the door
>nail him in the face with a humpty egg once he answers

How can we use MGs to troll?

>> No.14282835

>>14282824
People go there for more than just after googling the solution to something they're stuck on in a game?

>> No.14282845

>>14282225
This nigga!

>> No.14282850

>>14282808
Don't even bother, HIDF is out in full force.

>> No.14282852
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14282852

Uh oh! The short stack oni warrior is gonna get you!

>> No.14282853

>>14282832
I want to fuck her brains out.

>> No.14282856

>>14282852
Vuffy Pulva

>> No.14282860

>>14282852
Not if I tease her about her height.

>> No.14282861

>>14282852
Ima put up a good fight in the hopes it leads to hatefucking.

>> No.14282868

>>14282852
I'm sure I can outrun her, I just need to sprint longer than 30 seconds and I'll outlast her fat ass.

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>>14282852
Better seal her.

>> No.14282871

>>14282853
She also wants to fuck yours.

>> No.14282875

>>14282852
I wanna suck those puffy nipples.

>> No.14282877

>>14282824
>Jabberwock winning
Seriously?

>> No.14282878

>>14282698
>you will never lay your head on her lap while picked and fairies play cards on your gut

>> No.14282880

>>14282877
Not everyone likes wimpy meidos. Why do you think Shoggoths are the superior one to the Kikiwimpy?

>> No.14282882

Anyone have the picture of the adult Wendigo?

>> No.14282883

>>14282756
>G men trapping flyers Virginia's sacrifices for monstergirls
>they must be raped by the night's end or the great old one will be freed and turn the world into a demon realm

Why contain it?

>> No.14282884

>>14282852
Tell her I have 2 Legendary Traphezdons at level 300 equipped. That'll get her off my case

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>>14282882

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>>14282882

>> No.14282892
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>>14282883
>the virginest of the virgins is allowed to leave unraped for some reason

>> No.14282894

>>14282883

's cool

>> No.14282895

>>14282871
Too bad, she won't win.

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>>14282808
You picking a fight there buddy? This is Hellhound territory.

>> No.14282898

>>14282880
>Why do you think Shoggoths are the superior one to the Kikiwimpy?
But they're not. Seriously, Are you being retarded on purpose?

>> No.14282900

>>14282895
Sure, anon.

>> No.14282902

>>14282891
>arawaarawa

>> No.14282903

>>14282892
>The unraped find out what monster has to rape them
>It's a Cu Sith
>Everyone gets into an argument over how many girls they've definitely had sex with, they're not virgins, no not at all

>> No.14282904

>>14282896
Yeah I am, Hellhounds are low quality wives!

>> No.14282906

>>14282896
>Those eyes
>That drool
Sweating.jpg

>> No.14282907

>>14282512
>What if, Mr. Paladin, in your run of aiding humanity, of aiding Lescatie, and enduring the pointless attempts of Deruella trying to turn you after it's fall within the confines of the dungeon, you found that the Chief God was never going to come save you?

I'm now imagining the look on each of the Fallen Maiden's faces as the swollest goddamn Valkyrie they've ever seen crashes through the wall of your cell, fists still smouldering having apparently PUNCHED her way through Lescatie's defenses like an angelic Goddamn battering ram and bearing the deranged, fanatical grin of a marine that just realized he's outnumbered while waggling her brows and saying:

"Heard you bitches talking shit like I wouldn't find out..."

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>>14282852
>Be Knight of Her Holiness on mission to Zipangu for protecting the peace since the Samurai have gone from feudal lords to Oni fuckers, the shameful lot
>Arrive at a temple, the first leaves of autumn falling from their branches
>No sooner than you pay your respects do you hear, in very rough Common, a young woman's voice going "HOOOOOORA? A HUMAN?"
>WhattheDeusVult.jpg
>Turn around, it's some vertically challenged Hannya Girl in a revealing kimono wielding a guandao with ornamental greaves and the black height enhancing sandals
>She's about as thick as a barn, would probably fetch a fine price of two or three pigs back in the homeland given how thick her birthing hips are, sweet Mother of Mercy save you
>Challenges you to a fight, you accept with some hesitation
>You don't want to shed her blood on the sacred grounds
>She pushes you back and onto the defensive immediately, forcing you to riposte and redirect every blow
>Your arms and legs are aching from her onslaught, she eventually pauses and begins to monologue
>You hate it when they do this
>She's talking about how you must want to suck her plump nipples and slide your cock into her supple pussy and give her one-hundred daughters
>Get tired of her shit and begin to walk forward, holding a bag you bought at the market for twelve silver crowns
>You're sure the guy skin flinted you because you were foreign, but it better be worth it
>She pauses when she sees the kanji on the back and begins to back away
>She's visibly scared now, screaming as you walk forward, right until you grab her by the horns and tilt her head back
>Up-end the bag and pour the fried soybeans into her mouth
>Her legs are twitching and she's fully aroused and weakened, you can see her nipples lactating
>She demands you take responsibility for subduing her and fuck her pregnant
>Nope, not gonna happen
>Walk away
>Get followed all the way home across the seas by a blue-ovaried Hannya
>You never live it down until you finally marry her

>> No.14282911

>>14282880
>abominations
>better than kikis

I love this meme.

>> No.14282916

>>14282896
>abs
About time we saw a Hellhound with those.

>> No.14282918

>>14282892
>witches
>oppai witches
>mermaids
>Mistress Elfa Lady of Pain
>Kayla
>Angry molesting dryad

>> No.14282919

>>14282903
Naw, naw you got it all wrong man. They'd be arguing over who has the biggest 40k miniature collection.

>> No.14282920

>>14282888
>>14282891
Thanks.

>> No.14282925

>>14282910
This is excellent.

>> No.14282936

>>14282910
this is nice

>> No.14282937

>>14282910
>actually marrying her
Getting too chilvarous for this shit.

>> No.14282941

>>14282910
Worthy of a sensible chuckle. You ever going to put out another story? Not trying to guilt-trip, just curious.

>> No.14282967

>>14282808

Aftyn here, got a hellhound incoming soon.

>> No.14282973

>>14282698
>>14282711
These two have the best bodies on the entire encyclopedia

>> No.14282975
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14282975

Three days until the sabbath blends in with the children for trick or treating. What are you doing to detect the imposters?

>> No.14282976

>>14282916
I wonder what it'd be like to go free running with a hellhound.

>> No.14282985

>>14282975
Show them a copy of Ripped magaine. If she twitch you got a witch.

>> No.14282987

>>14282975
Pretend I'm not home like I always do. It's only ever polish kids who can't even say trick or treat clearly anyway.

>> No.14282989

>>14282975
I'm going to put 'free candy' on my van and see who goes for it.

>> No.14282992

>>14282967
FUCK that shit. All that muse juice you got right now? Channel it into neighbor catgirl. I COMMAND YOU!

>> No.14282996

>>14282975
I never open the door to anyone anyways.

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>>14282976
>"So here's how it's going to go, I'm gonna let you free and you're gonna run until I catch you"

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>>14282784
Yuki-onna and Yeti could be a fearsome team, but they'd probably fight

>> No.14283016

>>14282975
Taint my treats with Holstaur milk.

>> No.14283017

>be a flying lesson instructor
>teach monster girl kiddos how to fly
>which is funny cause last you checked you were human
>picked up as a summer job
>teach little monster girl kids how to fly in a big gymnasium, with the floor a massive pit of foam blocks
>teach them the basics of stretching and proper aerodynamics while also playing part babysitter to scurrying kids
>first lesson is to toss them off and get them used to the experience of falling
>most love it
>new kid shows up, wyvern girl in her mid teens
>looks visibly shaken, shrinking away from the edge of the jumping platform
>approach her and ask if she's scared of heights
>she nods solemnly
>we can fix that
>ask if the two of you could do it together, holding out your hand for her
>her face goes red and dosn't know where to look before you take her hand and lead her to the edge
>wrapping your arms around her, you jump off with her
>she gasps in surprise and clings tightly to you
>wyvern girl lands with a pomf atop you as the foam blocks takes the impact of the fall
>"See, that wasn't so bad was it?"
>wyvern girl is still clinging to you
>gently pat her head until she finally calms down and lets go

>> No.14283024

>>14283017
Shouldn't their parents teach them that.

>> No.14283025

>>14282975
i'll invite a member of Oppai-Sabbath over, preferably a Familiar, and she can smell the imposters.

>> No.14283030

>>14283009
Jumping from roof to roof evading a horny hellhound sounds like the best adrenaline rush ever.
The sex would probably be great too.

>> No.14283031

>>14282996
>Hear knocking outside
>And some kids talking
>Just trick or treaters
>Go back to watching TV
>Something thuds in your bedroom upstaris
>Go to check it out
>Open the door
>There's something charred into your bedroom floor
>Like someone burned a pentagram inside a circle and left the imprint
>There's also a lump in the covers under your bed
>Stepping around the circle, you pull the covers away
>"Trick or treat!"
>A little familiar is smiling up at you
>She's dressed as a werewolf, in a fuzzy suit, with paw mittens, a dog-eared headband, and whiskers painted on her face
>She's holding a bucket full of candy up to you
>Amongst the sweets, you take note of a few suspicious items
>A bottle containing rage mushroom extract
>Some candies made out of goo girl jelly
>And, oddly enough, what looks like a teabag with a pawprint mark on the label
>Fucking witches and their summoning spells.

>> No.14283059

I want a Titania to come to my door to trick or treat for Halloween!

>> No.14283067

>>14283031
i would cuddlefuck that Familiar

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>>14283059
I want to invite a Titania to play horror games for Halloween and laugh at her childish reactions.

>> No.14283073

>>14282941
>That spoiler
Um... what?

>> No.14283075

>>14283070
That's not ok anon

>> No.14283076

>>14283031
In the wise words of Stephen King: "I'll just choke the fucker."

>> No.14283078

>>14283070
I like to imagine Titania's act like anime teachers. You know the childish free spirited kind not the depressed "never gonna get a man because Japanese men are apparently blind" kind.

>> No.14283081

>>14283013
Do Yetis cuss?

>> No.14283082

>>14283031
>A Familiar
>In that costume
>In my bed
God have mercy on my soul, I'm not proud of the things I'd do.

>> No.14283085

>>14282973
Remember how the girl shown in the profile is what an average member of that species might look like? Imagine how other Demons and Titanias might look.

>> No.14283092

>>14283081
They try to, but just like they're physically incapable of hurting their husbando, they're physically incapable of actually swearing.
One of them once tried to refer to a barometz bully as something mean, but they only managed to call her a "Borb."

>> No.14283093

>>14283085
Titanias probably all have your typical "ara ara" body.

>> No.14283094

>>14283085
But you can't improve them anymore. They're perfect.

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>>14283092

>> No.14283106

>>14283101
BAD ORB

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>>14283078
Titania reminds me from Shizuka in both body and mind.

>> No.14283114

>>14283107
Makes sense that a terrible monster girl reminds you of a terrible character from a mediocre series.

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>>14283106
I want to see a blueberry Barometz dressed as Meta Knight for Halloween now.

>> No.14283118

>>14283107
I think of them like Yoshinoya-sensei from Hidamari Sketch.

>> No.14283120

>>14283114
Are you talkin' smack about Titanias?

>> No.14283123

>>14283115
That's a weird looking phone

>> No.14283128

>>14283114
Son you're a fag

>> No.14283131

>>14283120
Yeah I am. Titanias are dumb.

They're not even simple minded like Wrums, Titanias are straight up retarded.

>> No.14283140

>>14283131
Stop projecting.

>> No.14283141

>Halloween has become lewd
>Well, lewder, it was not uncommon to see young girls dressed as slutty cats, slutty ghosts, slutty princesses during your time
>Then monstergirls got involved
>Now few go door to door asking for candy, no, they want aphrodisiacs, dildos, doppelganger potions, none of it is cheap
>Want no part of it anyway
>Last year, dozens of monstergirls came to your door, some wanted you for sex, others for goodies
>Turn them all away
>Wake up to your house covered in condoms and diaghphrams
>SOME OF THEM STILL HAD JIZZ IN THEM!!
>This means war.jog
>It took half your life savings but you did it, you arsenal is complete
>Last day of October rolls by again
>Dusk descends and there's the first knock on the door
>It's Dark Elf
>In bondage gear
>Original
>She calls you a miserable cumpump and demands you join her harem of fucbois
>You show her your "ring" hiding your shit eating grin as best you can and give her the candy instead , telling her they're real good
>She looks at the offering with contempt but grabs a hand full and stuffs them in her cleavage, trying some
>Tell her to save some for her friends and have a good night
>She flips you off as she walks away
>Next is a Hellhound, Ogre and Amazon trio, and some terrified looking trick or treaters
>Hellbitch tells you to fill the bag with your best aphrodisiacs, saying their charges have a long night ahead of them, they all smirk sadistically
>Comply and send them on their way
>Drunk beelzebi puke and shit all over your yard
>These niggers are gonna get it.avi
>Give them the stuff
>And so it goes, all through the night
>Your house remains mostly unmolested this year, happiness overtakes, but it's the morning paper which brings the real joy

>> No.14283142

>>14283131
I don't see anything in their profile that suggests that.

>> No.14283146

>>14283118
>Yoshinoya-sensei
Her voice is perfect. I never realised I wanted this so much.

>> No.14283147

>>14282276

Yep. Both of them.

>> No.14283148

>>14283131
I think the only retarded here is you.

>> No.14283155

>>14283140
>>14283142
Fully grown adults with the minds of children more often than not have a severe mental illness.

Titanias are fully grown and they have the minds of children.

>> No.14283169

>>14283155
They're also Fairies and can't really be judged by human standards.

>> No.14283182

I need a picture of the MG-ized SCP-999. Anyone got?

>> No.14283189

>>14283030
>You've been practicing free running with your hellhound girlfriend for months now
>To the point where you're actually pretty decent it at
>One evening, you're warming up and stretching on the roof of your apartment building
>She suggests another hunt
>"Really? But we just had one three weeks ago."
>She pouts and whines at you
>"Oh, fine."
>She smiles too quickly and sincerely for the pout to have been anything but an act, and counts you down from 100
>So you set off, jumping and climbing, shimmying up pipes and scurrying up ledges
>The evening sun paints the city in a fantastic golden glow, shadows stretching to cover allyways and streets below you
>As you jog across the flat of one building, you glance behind you
>You can just make out the red glow of the hellhound some ways behind you, no doubt catching up to you
>She has the advantage of her fire powers, her claws to assist climbing, and her enhanced strength
>But you're lighter than her, and can be more agile
>It's enough to give you an edge
>So you run until it gets dark, and you're forced to slow down or risk making a mistake
>Behind you, though, the hellhound's glow can be seen scaling brick walls and bounding across rooftops, unhindered by the dark
>As you climb up to the top of one last building, you hear her behind you
>"You've got to be faster than that!"
>You don't look behind you, so it takes you by surprise when she wraps an arm around you and lifts you up, carrying on with her sprint
>"Caught you!"
>She sets you on your back, giving you a piggyback ride as she suddenly leaps forward with all fours, clearing at least fifteen feet of space from one building to the next
>You hang on to her with your arms and legs for dear life, listening to the wind rush by and feeling your stomach lurch and drop with every jump
>Eventually, your tour of the city complete, she makes one last leap onto the roof of your home, flopping down onto the floor, utterly burnt out and exhausted
>It's up to you to carry her down the stairs into your bedroom, setting her on the bed
>While she's all tuckered out, it's also up to you to climb in bed with her and restore her lost energy, warming the both of you with slow, post-exercise cuddlefucking

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>>14283182
This is one of them. Type "SCP-999" on gelbooru and you'll see some others.

>> No.14283202

>>14283196
Thank you, and thanks for the tip.

>> No.14283208

>>14283189
this sounds exhilerating

>> No.14283221

Don't ever buy a golem from a tanuki, they always come with on-dick dlc.

>> No.14283234

>>14283189
>post-exercise cuddlefucking
Not so much into the whole free runing thing having a ridiculous fear of heights and all but the idea of post-exercise sex with a Hellhound is a nice one.
Wouldn't mind going for a night time run though.

>> No.14283243

Would you waltz with a Vampire?

>> No.14283244

>>14283155
They're just a little childish.

>> No.14283252

>>14283243
No, but I'd play tricks on one with a Dhampir.

>> No.14283254

>>14283243
Yes, as long as she ravishes me.

>> No.14283255

>>14283243
I hope she doesn't mind me having two left feet and the coordination of an elephant.

>> No.14283269

>>14283243
If she teaches me first, sure.

>> No.14283286

>>14283234
I'm sure a hellhound would be down for regular running like that. Doing it at night would be pretty damn cosy, too. Just imagine her jogging beside you, emitting her aura of warmth and light to illuminate a little circle of ground around you. Kind of like a candle burning in the darkness.

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>>14282941
If it ever happens you'll hopefully know where to find it. Any further releases from me'll probably just be done as Guest since there's no point in namefagging on release in this, of all places when people will either write it off based on author alone or somesuch.

Reap what you sow, I guess.

>> No.14283300

>>14283286
I'd like this, but with a candle mouse.

>> No.14283301
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>>14283141
>All sorts of crazy stories line it's pages
>On page three, a picture of a baphomet in tears, her childlike body made that of a curvy adult woman, her followers surround her distraught
>Below it, news of the daughter of some great Amazon chief been exiled form the tribe for marrying a human man and taking his name, swearing to be his obedient, devoted wife
>Next a Cheshire who has gone completely sane, finds life horrible and is on suicide watch
>Elf who became a human girl[/spoiler
>Manticore whose tail pussy disappeared, now terrified if sex since she can't gauge a guy before deciding of she wants to keep him
>On the front page, a danuki who gave away her fortune and company, swearing to dedicate herself to a life of poverty
>Holy shit
>Turn on the TV to channel 6
>You're greeted by the sight of that cunty dark elf fighting tooth and nail on the roof of a car, trying to keep away a throng of men who shout declarations of pure, chaste love, and how they want to make her a good girl
>Change the channel
>Interview of an ogre who lost all her gains overnight, she's almost skin and bones
>Change the channel
>Piece about Beelzebi who compulsively clean themselves or they're assaulted by crippling pain
>Change
>Vampire admitted into psychiatry hospital after she was caught running through the streets screaming about how everywhere she went, she was surrounded by dhampirs, amateur video shows her foaming at the mouth as the cops load her into the van in a straightjacket, the very picture of madness
>And then the impossible
>Man announcing his greatest triumph, a tame hellhound, he has her do all manner of tricks on camera, from fetching a ball to walking on her front paws
>While dressed in the most ridiculous clown get-up imaginable
>He says he's going to take her on tour all across the country

Don't cum on my house bitches.

>> No.14283304

>>14283301
>all those spolers
Well I'm embarrassed.

>> No.14283305

>>14283286
>A hellhound will never help you work out.
>She'll never jog next to you and encourage you to keep going.
>She'll never pick you up after a 10 km jog and then carry you all the way home and use her body heat to sooth your muscles during a slow and loving cuddlefuck.

I'd train like a motherfucker if it meant that I'd be able to have full on rough sex with her.

>> No.14283307

>>14283294
At least you're self-aware I guess.

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Why has no one drawn any pawjobs?

>> No.14283326
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Who likes weresheep?

>> No.14283328

>>14283322
Fatty Anubis!

>> No.14283330

>>14283326
Rectangle pupils are fun.

>> No.14283331

>>14283326
mememememememememe

>> No.14283337

>>14283322
>>14283328
Cuddly winter anubis!

>> No.14283338
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>>14283326
>you will never milk a pair of gigantic Weresheep titties

>> No.14283342

>>14283326
Ever since I got that one that lost her child.

>> No.14283345

>>14283338
What does their milk taste like?

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>>14283326
See file name.

Especially on cold days like this.

>> No.14283352

>>14283345
No clue.

>> No.14283358

>>14283352
Then I must find out for the good of mankind.

>> No.14283361

>>14283326
>>14283338
Thrusting Frollo.gif

>> No.14283362

>>14283305
Yeah, getting fit alongside a hellhound would be great. Going all out and exhausting yourself utterly, always thinking about what you're working towards. Slowly building yourself up to the point where you can princess carry her upstairs, no matter how silly it looks, lifting her up by the thighs, and fucking her against the wall for as long as you please.
Feeling her give a deep muscle massage with those paws, practically injecting the warmth into you would be divine too. It'd probably feel like your body melting away under her touch.

>> No.14283367

>>14283326
>dat guided breast grab
>those pillowy mounds
Great, now I have to fap.

>> No.14283368

>>14283345
their milk makes for great cheeses and yogurts

>> No.14283377

>>14283368
I love cheese!

>> No.14283379

I love wurms and krakens. What would a wurm/kraken hybrid be like?

>> No.14283380

>>14283362
How good at dominating from the bottom do you think a Hellhound would be?
Because that shit's my fetish.

>> No.14283381

>>14283379
a hydra like creature

>> No.14283384

Is pururin down for anyone else?

>> No.14283385

>>14283379
I don't know. Maybe you should write a story about it.

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14283386

>>14283307
Eh, that and it's far easier to just say 'fuck it' and not namefag on releases in the thread because if you're going to base a story's merit on the author alone you're either paranoid or just don't care for the writer.

People have different tastes, and I can respect that. What I can't respect is people bugging me constantly asking about updates you weren't one of them when they already know about my work schedule being a crock of shit and the lack of a drive or motivation more times than not.

Welp, that's enough of a pity-party blogpost load of tripe, have some objectively best Undead sub-type next to Ghoul and Jiang-Shi as an apology. Gods what horrible things I'd do to a Wight.

>> No.14283388

>>14283379
Big. Like the perfect big sister, squishy and cuddly, and a natural coiling expert.

>> No.14283393

>>14283362
http://i.imgur.com/uJ4uXY2.jpg
>On days you do especially well with your workout and live up to her expectations she lets you fuck her from behind
>Even if she does hate all the doggy style jokes
>>14283380
Leg locking, pulling you in for kisses and burring your face in her chest would all be a normal part of having sex with a Hellhound. So would using her legs to control your pace.

>> No.14283396

>>14283379
The kraken in clash of the titans

>> No.14283397

>>14283396
Is she afraid of medusas?

>> No.14283398

So no new girl today?

>> No.14283399

>>14283393
How would she react to me telling her how much I love her during sex?
Just whispering sweet words about how beautiful she is and how lucky I feel waking up next to her every morning while thrusting into her.

>> No.14283404

>>14283396
That was a pretty cool design in all honesty

>> No.14283410

>>14283398
I blame the jackass that mailed gore to KC.

>> No.14283411
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14283411

In a very anime/manga/light novel-esque turn of events, you the modest high schooler have wound up in a quirky club with only dorky/weird MGs as club-mates! What girl would be in your club?

I'd vote for oomukade, gazer, crow tengu, and maybe Sphinx

>> No.14283412

>>14283398
Seems like it. Guess KC couldn't keep up super nippon work-to-death mode for long enough to get to his 200 girls goal. Or he's holding onto them so people want to buy his book to see what's new.

>> No.14283413

>>14283411
This picture fills me with rage

>> No.14283418

>>14281708
Kill myself and get taken by a Will of the Wisp. Superior yandere.

>> No.14283421

>>14283411
Alp, Cyclops, Gazer, Wyvern

>> No.14283422
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>>14283411
Hobgoblin who demands to be treated like an adult even though she still acts like a kid.

>> No.14283423

>>14283411
This picture is out of place, did 4chan swap it or something?
That being said, a cozy club would be nice.
Lazy hinezumi, dandere dormouse that cuddles up while half asleep, Kiraraesque jinko, and a pervy petite bodied cheshire as president.

>> No.14283424

>>14283397
You could say she would freeze up in fear

>> No.14283427

>>14282459
I'm bringing that Ryu a cupcake and wishing her happiness and a long life.

>> No.14283435

>>14283399
She blushes so hard her face turns as red as the edge of a burning log. Also, lots of face licking. While smoke starts to pour out of her ears.
You know that heart-fluttering feeling of elation it's possible to get when thinking about or experiencing something absolutely wonderful? Imagine her feeling it, ten times as strong. The butterflies inside her stomach are made out of the most pleasantly warm fire ever, fluttering like the flames of a bonfire caught in the wind.
She'll want nothing more than to just hold you, feel you and hear you talk like that, forever and ever.

That's probably how she would react.

>> No.14283436

>>14282623
Leprechaun. We laugh through the whole thing.

>> No.14283437

>>14283399
Anon that's lewd, almost as lewd as handholding.
>>14283411
>Tsundere Gazer
>Genki Wight
>Shy Oomukade
>Onee-san Vampire who's actually pretty normal but joined because she was friends with the Wight

>> No.14283438

>>14283411
Send me to Alp club teach, I'm ready!

>> No.14283440

>>14283438
>"But you need to be an alp to be in that clu-OOOOOH. Sure thing 'anon'."

>> No.14283441

>>14283436
Being Warwick Davis is suffering. All people will ever remember him for is Wicket the Ewok and that damnable Leprechaun.

>> No.14283448

>>14283440
Wait I just wanted to hang out and cuddle Alps I don't want to be an Alp fug I take that back then put me in a different club

>> No.14283450

>>14283441
That's not true! I remember him from Harry Potter and being a daredevil on Idiot Abroad.

>> No.14283456

>>14282623
I suck with horror movies, can't we tell each other spooky stories instead?

>> No.14283458
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>"However, even they have a need to produce offspring, so sometimes they appear near human settlements and ask human men on the road, "in exchange for a sword I made, I want you to spend a single night with me for the purpose of procreation." After that, by the time the man wakes up, they'll already be gone and only the weapon promised will be left behind."

Why do all Monoeyes have such self-confidence issues? I just want to cuddle one and tell them they're cute. ;_;

>> No.14283460

>>14282738
>Manos The Hands of Fate
Fuck you for making me remember that pile of shit

>> No.14283464

What monster girl would most likely taunt and destroy a human boy's confidence in an activity until they give up and no longer want to participate in that activity?

>> No.14283465

>>14283448
How about the 'nobody gets raped' club? You'll learn all manner of ways to avoid getting raped, from running practice to free running to stealth training from real kunoichi.

>> No.14283466
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>You, and a group of horror movie stereotypes, will never be hunted by a Monster Girl Serial Rapist who picks you off one by one. Saving you for last.

>> No.14283467

>>14283460
Torgo monster girl when?

>> No.14283473

>>14283411
a clumsy moe Jubjub first year who wears goggles and wants to win one race as the newest member of the Fliyer's Club.

>> No.14283474 [SPOILER] 
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Embrace the love of breast pussy kingdom!

>> No.14283476
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>>14282623
Kikimora

We watch The Shining, cuddled together on the couch, under blankets, with hot cider, with a fire going, with candles, and when it's bitterly cold and harshly snowing outside.

>> No.14283478
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>>14283474
Do you have big fat cat tats for vibrating paizuri?

>> No.14283482

http://i.imgur.com/iXGDEOD.jpg
>You will never wake up to a succubus straddling you on Halloween

>> No.14283484

>>14283476
>The part that scares her the most is when the hallway is flooded with blood and she can't imagine how hard it would be to clean that up

>> No.14283486

>>14283411
Hikkikomori Gazer who nobody ever sees.
Class president-type Anubis.
Lich who likes to sexually harass the other club members.
Homely Yeti who makes tea every day.
Athletic Hellhound who isn't in the club but shows up anyway.

Some of the girls' respective waifufags come occasionally for club events also

>> No.14283487

>>14283465
But how do you avoid being raped by the teachers? They know every method taught to you, after all.

>> No.14283488

>>14283458
It's all the bullying.

>> No.14283490

>>14282623
I want to watch The Mummy with an Anubis.

I know it's not really a horror movie, but I want to see her get flustered.

>> No.14283491

>>14283482
I'm surprised she was able to bring me to orgasm before I was even done waking up.

>> No.14283493

>>14283487
They're already married, nothing to worry about.
Their daughters though...

>> No.14283496

>>14283458
It's because being a bi-optical person looking at a mono-optical one it's an almost uncomfortable feeling given that she's focusing pretty much all of her attention on you. That and her eye takes up a big part of her face.

Would impregnate and marry anyway, Monoeyes are all qt3.14s

>> No.14283499

>>14283458
>Holding onto one extra tight and in the morning telling them you don't want the sword, you want them

>> No.14283504

>>14283491
Remember, wet dreams are a thing. And considering what succubi are traditionally capable of, that shouldn't be much of a surprise.

>> No.14283514

>>14283435
How would she react to me listing off all her good points one by one, from how good sex with her feels to how cute she is when she's happy and her tail wags all over the place?
How would she react to me telling her that the day I met her was the best day of my life?
How would she react to me grabbing her hands and whispering "I love you" into her ears over and over again while thrusting furiously into her and doing my best to keep going even after I cum inside her?

>>14283437
I knew I was missing something.

>> No.14283515
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>>14283499
>Doing that to an EMG Cyclops
>HFW you go Bear Mode just to bridal carry her

>> No.14283521

>>14283515
One-Eyed Monks are such a shitty cop-out "species"

fuck crabman

>> No.14283522

>>14283515
I want a Monster Girl to go full strongfat to carry me!

>> No.14283528

>>14283515
Would you let your waifu turn you into a strong-fat hairy bara guy with her mamono mana?

>> No.14283531

>>14283521
I know, they're not even the sexy kind of nuns.

>> No.14283534

>>14283528
Personally I'd prefer ottermode.

>> No.14283535

>>14283521
How would you react if a One-Eyed Monk was assigned to you as a homestay?

She probably won't even let you masturbate, you'd get a stern lecture and she'd keep trying to steer you towards her backwards monoeye religion.

>> No.14283539

>>14283535
I'd throw her out.

>> No.14283540

>>14283535
>her backwards monoeye religion.

What, Bhudism?

Does she have to be chaste? I'd convert if she'd bear me daughterus.

>> No.14283541

>>14282231
Oh god yes

>> No.14283549

>>14283522
>Go Strongfat to bridal carry Grizzly girl
>You both end up trying to look bigger than each other
>End up getting into a wrestling match
>Wreck the room you're both in, until you're panting, sweating messes in the naked
>Both covered in scratches and bruises
>Hear the front door open, two gigantic thunderous footsteps rushing up the stairs
>Her dad leers at you, standing well over 7'2 and made of 400+ lbs of pure Siberian muscle
>He just gives you the thumbs up and goes YES, TOVARISH, HARASHO

>>14283528
http://i.imgur.com/b2u5uqp.jpg

Yes. Mostly because going Bear Mode means you actually have a practical use for the muscles and are essentially strong as fuck because of it. That and Bear Mode bara is best male body for snugglefucking

>> No.14283554

>>14283322
>>14283337
Mai waifu.

>> No.14283556

>>14283535
I would be pretty disappointed, considering my neighbor probably gets a big fluffy Large Arachne.

I would make it work though, she looks nice enough, and she's kind of cute.

Gotta do my part for the exchange program.

>> No.14283566

>>14283556
I wonder what girl I'd get in an exchange program?

>> No.14283567

>>14283411
>transfer to MGHS
>have to join a club
>amazingly they have a D&D club
>you enter the club room and are not greeted by the usual beta males with coke bottle glasses
>your met by a Gazer, Lamia, Dwarf, two Goblins a Manticore, and a really short guy wearing a sweater and glasses
>tell them you wish to join and the Gazer takes her chair
>pulls it in front you
>and stands on it to become eye level with you
>"Who do you think you are! We can't start over to accommodate some newbie!"
>tell her you're fine and that you would like to sit in on a mission
>you bring your old character sheets tomorrow
>you find out everyone's name
>Gabrielle the Gazer
>Samantha the Lamia
>Thora the Dwarf
>the twin Goblins Milly (Michele) and Lilly
>Laura the Manticore
>and the guy at the end only gave you his character name
>Milo's a weird dude
>Laura just punches him in the arm
>"Don't be rude Georgette!"
>"I'm sorry about my sister. She's been acting this way ever since she alped last year."
>huh so she is an alp
well you've been introduced, the stage has been set what path do you take?

>> No.14283570 [DELETED] 

>>14283567
Fuck off.

>> No.14283571

>>14283411
There are like thousands of more relevant images about cute bookish girls on dan/gelbooru et al. Do you have to keep using that same stupid picture?

>> No.14283575

>>14283567
Are we playing 3.5? Because I've got a Warforged Monk I could use.
If it's 5.0 I could use my Human Monk.
I like Monks, can you tell?
Or is this some MGE Homebrew system?

>> No.14283579

>>14283566
Woah, nice post, dude.

>> No.14283580

>>14283570
wow dude great meem bro

>> No.14283582

>>14283579
That's, took me two hours to make it.

>> No.14283583

>>14283571
>keep using
I doubt it's ever been posted in /mgt/ before.

>> No.14283585

>>14283575
it's a homebrew of 3.5
monks are cool too I'm more a rogue/archer guy myself

>> No.14283586

>>14283583
It was posted last thread, I think.

>> No.14283587

>>14283567
>giving modern english names to the girls
Stop. Rethink your entire life up until this point.

>> No.14283594 [SPOILER] 
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Shiroboobies?

>> No.14283595

>>14283587
>author does post set in modern times
>talk shit because he gave them modern names
nigga what? sorry they aren't all groious japanese names

>> No.14283598

>>14283385
Maybe! I haven't written anything for the thread in a while. If I can think of something to write about with them, I'll crank something out.

>> No.14283599

>>14283586
no it wasn't, and if I'm wrong, it wasn't be posting it.

>> No.14283602

>>14283594
No thank you.

>> No.14283603

>>14283594
yes please
>where's quickie when you need him?

>> No.14283604

>>14283514
She'd grab your hands back, doing her best to interlace her fluffy digits between your fingers, while saying something cheesy, like how you're the heaven to her hell, or something.
She'll help you draw out the climax of your union for as long as possible, milking tenderly and gently until even she's hit her limit. Then you can look forward to a full body hug, her arms and legs clinging tightly onto you, drawing you in so impossibly close.
She'll hold you so tightly even the gods won't be able to pry you two apart, through any power they possess.
Also, with your head nestled like that, you won't be able to see her face. So you won't be able to notice and ask about the tears of happiness turning to steam where they form, mixing with the streaks of hellfire billowing from her eyes.
Hey, she's got to maintain a little bit of that pride, at least.

>> No.14283608

>>14283595
>japanese
I see you're retarded as well.

>> No.14283620

>>14283599
It's absolutely been posted before, and very recently, too.

>> No.14283621

>>14283594
Shirobooties.

>> No.14283623

>>14283603
Taking a break so he doesn't get burned out.

>> No.14283627
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Multiarmed girls are good for you.

>> No.14283637

>>14283627
I want to see how multi-arm girl anatomy works. I want to see how the bones, joints and muscles can all operate with such a crowded configuration.

>> No.14283642

>>14283627
http://a.pomf.cat/vvaxmy.png
http://a.pomf.cat/ebrdot.png

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>>14283627
why?

>> No.14283645

>>14283642
SPIDERS

PUNCH THEM

>> No.14283650

>>14283627
Why exactly?

>> No.14283652

>>14283620
According to the archive, someone used it 3 days ago accompanied by a shitpost, wasn't me.

>> No.14283658
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>>14283637
I'm sure some artists have drawn the actual anatomy for it. I saw something less sketched out for multiarm anatomy too.

>>14283644
>>14283650
Because their cuddles are scientifically proven to be more effective than most other monstergirls.

>> No.14283659

>>14283652
Ah, I see. The picture must just be making rounds, then.
I wonder what the story is behind it.

>> No.14283660

>>14283627
Simultaneous hugs and headpats. Yes.

>> No.14283662

>>14283642
muffet is lewd.

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>>14283658
>Because their cuddles are scientifically proven to be more effective than most other monstergirls
I was going to say lamias but then you posted that image.

>> No.14283664

>>14283658
Hugs are shit.

>> No.14283666

>>14283662
There aren't enough good Muffet lewds.

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>>14283658
where is your proof of this scientifically proven fact.

>> No.14283672

>>14283666
I went onto the /vg/ general for that game a while back, thinking I'd find some amusing content.
Not to say that I didn't, but dear god, the amount of porn being posted there. It's obscene even by my standards.

>> No.14283673

>>14283567
The one that fugs the rudeness out of the alp.

>> No.14283681

>>14283672
Yeah, the keyword is good though.
There's a lot of shit out there.

>> No.14283682

>>14283667
It's all over the place. Everyone knows its the truth. Just find your own multiarmed girl if you aren't satisfied.

>> No.14283685

>>14280181
What is the source of that 3D image?

>> No.14283688

>>14283685
See >>14278968

>> No.14283692

>>14283667
>Asking for proof

Questioning it should be illegal. It was done with the holocaust, it can be done with this.

>> No.14283694

>>14283322
Pawjobs
http://i.imgur.com/l6kLkA2.png

>> No.14283707

>>14283604
She's getting cuddled all night after we're done.
Can't let her find the little "Do it for Her" thing in my closet decorated with pictures of me and her though, that'd be embarrassing.
She'd probably tease me about that forever.

>> No.14283712

>>14283694
Living the dream. That chocolate yeti is pretty perfect, too.

>> No.14283743

>>14283707
>one day find that it's gone
>it's on the mantle in the living room
>next to a "Do It For Him" montage
>your waifu found your thing
>and she loved it

>> No.14283767
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Uh-Oh! Where's that IT guy when you need him?

>> No.14283771

>>14283767
This guys style gives me some late 90's/early 00's vibe.

Maybe it's the way he draws hair.

>> No.14283772

>>14283767
In the back room with his Waifu filling ticket requests.

>> No.14283777

>>14283767
>you will never have an MG coworker sabotage the work equipment to leave early because you said you'd go to lunch with her

>> No.14283779

>>14283767
Giving the boss his two week notice.

>> No.14283784

>>14283779
>you go to your boss to give your two weeks notice
>she tells you flat out "No."
>she says she'll give you a raise and a new position in the company
>ask what the job is
>"Husband."

>> No.14283787

>>14283784
Nah.

>> No.14283788

>>14283767
You mean the IT girl, and she's being bullied by me.

>> No.14283791

>>14283784
What MG is she? I would date a scientist succubutt.

>> No.14283796

>>14283784
>marrying your former boss.
Usually when you quit a job you hate your boss with a passion. So I would have to turn that down.

>> No.14283797

>>14283796
you're quitting because you got a better job offer
until she gave you this deal

>> No.14283799

>>14283797
Oh no I'm still quitting.

>> No.14283805

>>14283784
I'm ok with this.

>> No.14283816

>>14283788
>bullying IT
You're just asking to not have you shit fixed properly from now on.

>> No.14283820

>>14283816
>bully cyclops IT girl
>next week your computer is infested with viruses
>keep bullying her
>get a visit from the FBI

>> No.14283822

>>14283820
She's getting a car bomb.

>> No.14283823

>>14283784
Is it as Househusband? Is my boss tough, strong, and dominant? These are important.

>> No.14283827

>>14283784
How about fuck you.

>> No.14283828

>>14283823
>Being this beta.

Come on anon, have some dignity.

>> No.14283836

>>14283822
Or you could man up and apologize.

>> No.14283839

>>14283827
>>14283828
how was school guys? do your home work so now you can shitpost?

>> No.14283840

>>14283828
>Using buzzwords
Let the guy do whatever he wants.

>> No.14283842

>>14283828
Dignity never gave me happiness.

>> No.14283844

>>14283784
"Husband" isn't a job you twat.

>> No.14283845

>>14283836
Or I could murder her because she tried to ruin my life.

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>>14283828

>> No.14283851

>>14283845
Or you could man up and apologize before you do ruin your life.

>> No.14283853

>>14283820
She's going to be brutally irrumated

>> No.14283860 [DELETED] 

>>14283839
>shitposting
Everything he said is factually correct.

>> No.14283864

>>14283845
>Murdering someone who's life you're actively ruining because you feel like they're trying to ruin your life.
Anon you sound like you might be a sociopath, or at the very least incredibly unstable.

>> No.14283865

>>14283860
>he

>> No.14283870

>>14283851
No she completely deserves the car bomb because instead of acting like an adult, stand up for herself and say something about how it bothers her to either myself or the boss instead of ruining all of my work and getting the FBI on my ass.

>> No.14283872

>>14283836
>>14283851
>man up
Shouldn't you be writing a new article about privilege?

>> No.14283873

>>14283865
>on the internet no one knows you're a zamboni

>> No.14283875

>>14283860
Go away shitposter, we're not doing this shit now.

>> No.14283882

>>14283864
Nah, just a bully who can't stand anyone being a better bully than them.

>> No.14283884

>>14283865
>implying
Well, quote "me" for both posts and let's find out.

>>14283875
Yes we are.

>> No.14283886

>>14283870
No she doesn't, you shouldn't be bullying her in the first place you jackass.

>> No.14283887

>>14283872
What's this?

>> No.14283889

>>14283872
I'm saying he shouldn't act like a child throwing a tantrum, and realize what he did wrong and admit it so he can fix it in a responsible and mature way.

>> No.14283891 [DELETED] 

>>14283884
reported, hidden and gone

>> No.14283892
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>>14283873

>> No.14283894

>>14283865
Has no style, he has no grace?

>> No.14283896

>>14283884
Saltfag pls, I'm calling the minotaurs.

>> No.14283897

>>14283891
Announcing reports is banworthy isn't it?

>> No.14283898

>>14283870
>being an asshole and not expecting some form of comeuppance

>> No.14283903

>>14283884
Man up and stop complaining because people like things you don't.

>> No.14283904

>>14283892
>that was amazing last thread

>> No.14283905

>>14283896
Anon that's not me.

I'm me, and I've been playing video games.

>> No.14283907

>>14283865
Fucking alps, thinking they have waifus and pretending they know how to act around them.

>> No.14283910

I need a black cat monster girl who only brings bad luck and is lonely

I need her for reasons...

>> No.14283911

>>14283905
Shhh, let them believe.

>> No.14283913

>>14283911
No, they're dumb.

>> No.14283915
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14283915

>Watching Log Horizon
>Suddenly Yandere fox girl in love with the MC
>I know she has no chance of winning
Why can't we have nice things.

>> No.14283918

>>14283915
>>Watching Log Horizon
Go away.

>> No.14283919

>>14283913
Can't argue with that.

>> No.14283922
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14283922

How good of a mother do you think your favorite MG would be?

>> No.14283923
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14283923

>>14283918

>> No.14283924

>>14283905
Only the janitor can confirm that, so calm down.

>> No.14283929

>>14283896
Anon, >>14283905 isn't me.

I'm me, and I've been putting on cute dresses and posting pro-alp propaganda.

>> No.14283930

>>14283922
I wouldn't know because I wouldn't have a kid with her.

>> No.14283931

>>14283922
Pretty good, but being locked away up on the mountains would give her little experience with children.

>> No.14283935

>>14283924
>He should ban both sides!
I'm still laughing about that.

>> No.14283937

>>14283929
No you shut up. Stop spreading lies you nerd.

>> No.14283939

>>14283935
That really should happen sometimes tbh.

>> No.14283940

>>14283922
The best.

>> No.14283946
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14283946

>>14283922
Pretty good.

>tfw literally counting sheep to fall asleep.

>> No.14283948

>>14283922
I have no idea to be honest.

>> No.14283950

>>14283707
>"Anon! What is this?"
>She calls you upstairs to the bedroom
>When you get up there, you see her standing at your wardrobe, eyebrows raised
>Oh no
>Please no
>"What's what, hotdog?" you ask, feigning innocence
>She just gestures to the inside of the door, and your lead-filled legs take you there
>She's pointing to your little work
>A picture frame, containing several photo thumbnails, all surrounding the words "Do it for Her" printed onto a piece of paper
>All the photos are of her, some with a shared shot of you and her together
>You stare at it silently, waiting for the ball to drop, not daring to look at her
>"Well?" she asks
>"Uh..." You want to just curl up and let the ground swallow you up
>"Y'know, most people usually just keep a picture in their wallets, or something."
>Stupid, stupid, stupid
>Of course she'd find it eventually
>Of course she'd think it's creepy
>"Look, I made it a while back, okay? I made it ages ago, when I got this idea, and I just thought it might be cute, or something. I know it's stupid and creepy, I'll get rid of it, okay?"
>The hellhound says nothing, but looks at you without moving
>Even the flames in her eyes don't flicker
>After a terrifying moment, she speaks
>"You made this ages ago?"
>"Yeah."
>"So you only thought it was a nice idea back then?"
>"Uh-"
>"That picture's from when we went to the mall," she says. "Two weeks ago."
>Fuck
>Fuck fuck fuck
>She looks down at you, expression dangerously cold and neutral
>"I can't believe it," she mutters, picking up the frame and scrutinising it
>"I'm sorry, okay? It was just a silly-"
>"I can't believe someone as sweet as you fell in love with someone like me."
>"What."
>Before you know it, she has you in a bear hug, one leg raised as she almost lifts you from the ground
>All the while, she's looking at the photos with her chin on your shoulder
>"Oh, I shouldn't have tricked you like that. But you should've seen the look on your face! Your were practically sweating panic!"
>Relief floods over you as you return the hug, heartbeat finally approaching something reasonable
>"Well, I kind of care about being with you," you say simply
>You feel vibrations in your chest as she laughs happily against you
>Soon, they die down
>And she asks,
>"This is us when we went rock-climbing, isn't it?"
>"Yeah."
>"And this is me from Christmas, right?"
>"Yeah."
>You feel the photo frame against your back, as her other paw joins in on the hug
>"You are such a dork," she says
>"I'm a dork who loves you."
>"Mm-hm," she again laughs into your shoulder at that
>"I love you too."
>It's probably just your imagination, but,
>Was her voice shaking as she said that?

Oh no. I went and wrote something retarded and cheesy again.

>> No.14283951

>>14283946
I want a loli Cheshire to seduce me with an ass that fat.

>> No.14283952

>>14283904
Maybe it's because of all the delirium caused by lack of sleep, but I think last thread was pretty close to perfect.

>> No.14283953

>>14283915
She's also a psychotic stalker and kind of a whore.

Sure she's been manipulated by an even bigger bitch, but all the same...

>> No.14283960

>>14283950
Thanks anon, that was cute.
Why is her voice shaking?
Does she have one of me?

>> No.14283962

>>14283950
So cheesy. I love it.

>> No.14283964
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14283964

>>14283953
>She's also a psychotic stalker
Nothing wrong with that.

>and kind of a whore
As you said she has been manipulated.

I mean, it would be nice that for once my OTP becomes real ;_;

>> No.14283972

>>14283950
Then the guy wakes up and remembers how his Hellhound girlfriend left him a week ago over that shrine.

>> No.14283976

>>14283951
I want to be childhood friends with a fat Cheshire kitten who grows up to be an Olympic body builder

>> No.14283980

>>14283972
Sufferingfags pls go and stay the fuck gone.
What is it with you and trying to ruin happy things?

>> No.14283983
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14283983

>>14283980
What, is it shitposting o'clock already? Let me try, let me try!

Hey snakefags, what do you think of snakegirls with legs?

>> No.14283984

>>14283960
Just look at >>14283604

Even if they're tears of happiness, it wouldn't do to let a hellhound be seen crying. They've got an image to uphold, after all.

>> No.14283985

>>14283983
I think Hikage is a fine girl, why?

>> No.14283988

>>14283980
Because it's the sad reality you have to deal with.

>> No.14283990

>>14283983
meh/10

>> No.14283996

>>14283988
Crawling in my skin.

>> No.14283997

>>14283984
I'd probably hug her and tell her it's okay to cry around me, because I'll love her no matter what.
I bet she does have a little "Do it for him" shrine though.
If I find it I'm gonna tease her about it.

>>14283988
Except that this is a happy fantasy, and you seem to be too much of a jaded fool to let people have that.
Or to believe that anyone could actually be happy in real life because you're too pathetic to sack up and work at improving your life.

>> No.14284001 [DELETED] 

>>14283997
>Being this triggered over people viewing stuff in a different light.

Go back to Tumblr.

>> No.14284003

>>14283988
You know this is a monster girl thread about 2D girls in /jp/. Right?

>> No.14284005

>>14284001
These wounds, they will not heal.

>> No.14284006

>>14283988
If we're going full realism, you might as well just do the "and then he woke up and realized monsters don't exist" thing.

I mean, seriously man. You've heard this time and time again, but this is an escapism fantasy. I already get a dose of reality whenever I leave the dorm.

You can have whatever fantasy you want, but trying to shoehorn your own into someone else's is just annoying.

>> No.14284008

>>14283997
>>14284003
I'm sure it was just a lukewarm joke.

>>14284001
It was a joke, right? No sense in blowing things out of proportion.

>> No.14284011

A Lich offers to haunt your house for Halloween, keeping the annoying kids away. The only thing you need to do is provide the spirit energy for the spooky girls she gives you. What spooky MG would you fuck constantly for three days?

>> No.14284014

>>14283988
hey jerk, cut it out

>> No.14284018

>>14284011
____________________Her

>> No.14284019

>>14284011
A cute soft ghost.

>> No.14284021

>>14284011
>Lich
>Haunting

Uhhh... I realize you want to shoehorn in your favourite MG, but I think there are better MGs for haunting. Like, I dunno, ghost and spirit types. Let alone the issue of why a labrat MG would care about kids invading some random anon's home.

Unless they were the Sabbath.

>> No.14284023

>>14284001
Except you're not "viewing stuff in a different light". You're being an asshole and raining on someone else's fantasy.

>> No.14284024

>>14283964
Well, personally, I'm a fan of the ultra-loyal micro-ninja.

But to each their own. I mean sure she's kinda stalker-y too, but at least she's much less crazy about it.

>> No.14284025

>>14284011
I live out in the woods, no kids would come by my house, she's just trying to make an excuse to get me to fuck her and her friends isn't she?

>> No.14284027

>>14284011
Undead Werecat.

>> No.14284028

>>14284021
She's summoning something spooky to haunt your house.

>> No.14284033

>>14283983
>Snakegirls with legs
Meh. I prefer a long tail that can wrap me up in a loving, coiling embrace.

What is this though?

>> No.14284037

>>14284011
This >>14280418
Tell that lich she's going to be receiving a direct donation of spirit energy.

>> No.14284040

>>14284037
Out of all people to misquote...

>> No.14284042

>>14284011
A couple Ghouls, a Ghost, a group of about 6 Zombies of various species, the Lich's Vampire friend and the Lich herself.
Gonna get me a spooky harem. Fuck those zombies so hard they turn into Wights.

>> No.14284044

>>14284037
Shit, meant to link >>14284018

>> No.14284047

>>14284011
___Her__

>>14284021
Liches are Necromancers par excellance. They could summon up all manner of spooks to fill your haunted house.

>> No.14284054 [DELETED] 

>/mgt/ actually thinks monster girls would find their autistic shrines "cute"
My god you people are deluded.

>> No.14284055 [DELETED] 
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14284055

When i see all the Miia lovers...

>> No.14284057

>>14284055
>mfw when I still haven't watches Slayers.

>> No.14284063

>>14284054
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>> No.14284064

>>14284054
What

>>14284055
What is this shit

>> No.14284069

>>14284055
Go away Reddit.

>> No.14284070

>>14284054
Normies out.

>> No.14284072

>>14284054
/b/tier post. Stop anytime

>> No.14284074

>>14284054
To her, my loving her physical appearance is reason enough to get married, though.

>> No.14284077
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14284077

>>14284054
>>14284055

>> No.14284079

>>14284018
>>14284037
>>14284047
Good choice. You spend the next three days fucking a girl with a lot of "hero attacks the evil Lich" fantasies. You're assaulted by a horde of spooks with only a dildo to defend yourself, fending them off until you find her in full Chuuni cosplay. She's trying not to giggle at how silly it all is. Too bad you found her phylactery!

In your off time you watch Overlord. Even though her body is the perfect temperature, she snuggles close to you and buries herself in your neck and arms.

How dare you make a pun about burying bodies!


>>14284021
This poster has it right. >>14284028 She's going to tell spooks to mess around in your house, not haunt it herself. Unless that's what you want.

>>14284019
You are haunted by the cutest poltergeist in existence. You walk into your kitchen in the morning to find your favorite breakfast made, and your seat is always the perfect warmth. Your pictures straighten themselves, your fleshlight moves by itself, and sometimes you can feel a pair of arms wrap themselves around your chest, sending a shiver down your spine.

Did I mention she can fuck you in any position at any time with no restrictions from a physical body? Reverse cowgirl while you're in a chair. A teasing blowjob that lasts for hours and follows you everywhere you go. A titfuck while you're in any position you can think of, because she can put her body through the floor. You're going to be busy.

If you whip around fast enough and say "Boo!" she'll turn a bright red.

>> No.14284083

>>14284055
Looks like 9gag is here to save us from funny posts.

>> No.14284084

>>14284055
Delete that shit reddit

>> No.14284086

>>14284079
>Chuuni Lich who wants to play around and watch Overlord
This was definitely the right choice. I hope she'd stick around after Halloween...

>> No.14284087

>>14284011
A harem of ghouls.

>> No.14284092

>>14284079
That ghost thing sounds pretty tempting. She could kiss you while floating on your dick, giving you a double handjob through her own body.

>> No.14284096

>>14284011
A Wurm who thinks she's an undead because all the cute human boys are scared of her. Silly Wurm.

>> No.14284102

I have a human waifu and she could defend herself against monstergirls.

>> No.14284104

>>14284084
I get that you think my post is shit, what I dont get is the references to reddit and 9gag. Can someone fill the stupid hole in my brain with knowledge?

>> No.14284107

>>14284102
I hope you live a lovely and fulfilling life with her.

>> No.14284115

>>14284042
You're the center of a constant pile of pussy and shenanigans, like a Halloween Monster Musume. The Ghouls give you expert teasing handjobs and tease you over how hard your dick throbs, then act comically confused by technology and accidentally switch the TV channel to static. The ghost possesses your sextoys and uses them in place of her pussy, removing them at the last second to let you cum inside of her. The Zombies comically fight over who gets your cum first, and are good enough at turning you on that you explode in all of them. When you think you've been milked dry, a ghoul comes along to show you what that really feels like.

The Lich and her Vampire friend constantly bicker in a friendly way about status and wealth, and use you as the ultimate end to their arguing. Who can fuck you better? Who can milk every drop of cum out of your balls, so you're dry even when the other begs you to explode? They both get heart pupils for you, and both of them don't mind. The fighting is only an excuse to have sex with you.


>>14284086
That depends. A-are you really okay with her silly fantasies? She feels so close to you when you're both laughing and having fun. Lich or not, her heart is never warmer than when she's with you.

>> No.14284119

>>14284104
It's meme-tier meme stuff.
Like advice animals, but with monstergirls. Advice monstergirls.
Maybe I'd find it funny, if it was pre-2010 and I was twelve years old.

>> No.14284120
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14284120

>>14284086
Maybe.

>> No.14284121

>>14284087
Having a large number of mouth-centric MGs on the spookiest of holidays doesn't sound like a good idea.

Might inadvertently get a Money's Paw wish granting that ends up with a bunch of Ghouls all human centipede with you.

>> No.14284125

>>14284119
I would take a Monster girl's advice.

>> No.14284133

>>14284079
>If you whip around fast enough and say "Boo!" she'll turn a bright red.

I made a good call, that's adorable.

>> No.14284137

>>14284107
Thanks anon. I just meant that between her and the monsterization there's an axe of 200 Kg.

Good luck trying to rape her.

>> No.14284138

>>14284087
You have a harem of mischievous, good natured spooks. One will always be peeking her head around the corner, flashing her long tongue and silently asking you to ram your cock in her mouth. Like the guy who picked an entire harem, you'll enjoy funny shenanigans and a literal horde of ghouls on your dick. You think the Lich fucks around? You asked for a harem and you've got one. Depending on what mood you and your roommates are in, you could have two ghouls rubbing your dick between their chests, one sucking off your tip, and an untold amount teasing every inch of your body while they wait for their turn. They'll never take things too far, but if you want to keep going? You'll never run dry. Ever.

>> No.14284147

>>14284011
I'd want a mummy to tease and dote on.

>> No.14284153

>>14284115
I want to touch that lich's heart with my love.

>> No.14284154

>>14284120
Can you link the uncensored one?

>> No.14284155

>>14284154
Sure, friend.
http://a.pomf.cat/mmivvs.png

>> No.14284161

>>14284155
Thanks, I love undead.

>> No.14284166

>>14284161
I respect your love, anon.

>> No.14284169

>>14284011
Vampire counts?

>> No.14284170
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14284170

>>14284155
What would Lich pussy taste like?

>> No.14284171

>>14284166
Out of curiosity, got any good Ghoul art?

>> No.14284173

>>14284119
I suppose I'll have to settle with offending some comedic sensibilities from time to time. Seeing as the consensus has been 'burn it with fire', I'll delete it.

>> No.14284175

Saltfag has another 3 day ban, and it looks like he tried to shitpost with >>14284055 as well

>> No.14284177

>>14284170
Licorice and grape Faygo pop gone flat.

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14284180

>>14284171
Only this, which I think was part of my dump a coupe days ago.
>>14284170
I couldn't say.
Probably close to this though; http://pastebin.com/NhY8rWG6

>> No.14284185

>>14284180
I hope someone patches that poor girl up, she's falling apart.

>> No.14284194

>>14282910
I like it

>> No.14284195

>>14284185
She'll bounce back

>> No.14284201

>>14284195
She's looking a bit stiff though

>> No.14284203

>>14284201
It's just shock, it'll pass through.

>> No.14284205

>>14284169
Vampire counts. Have you seen how angry Vampires get when they can't live in their castles? That would spook anyone. She's secretly happy to be there with you, and is taking you home with her if you feel the same.

>>14284170
Grape soda, but with a deeper taste than Grapesnake.

>> No.14284223
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14284223

How about an Apophis, that's yandere?

>> No.14284225

>>14284180
Neat, thanks. Ghouls need more love.

>> No.14284229

>>14284205
>Taking you home
Yesyesyesyes

>> No.14284231

>>14284223
I'd give her a hug.

>> No.14284237
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14284237

Let's say you've been a biker all your life, and after circumstances cause you to have a bunch of extra cash on hand you finally buy your dream bike, the one you've wanted since you were a kid.

There's one problem; your waifu is too busty to ride with you. How do you resolve this problem?

>> No.14284239

>>14284223
I'd rather a chunni chubby bosspophis to help out.

>> No.14284243

>>14284237
Slouch myself a little so her chest can rest on my shoulders.

>> No.14284246

>>14284239
That never did get continued or pastebinned, did it.

>> No.14284251

>>14284147
The mummy the Lich supplies you with has an actual personality, and is a good Tsundere who only has eyes for your happiness. She tries to act fierce around you, but one surprise hug, kiss, or thrust into her while she's riding you is enough to make her weak at the knees. She's so moe you'd think she took a class in it before the Lich summoned her, and blushes when you tease her no matter how loudly she denies it. When you have sex, all it takes is a few seconds of looking into her eyes and playing with her clit for her pussy to start clenching around your dick like a vice grip, trying to pry the cum out of your balls dripping with wetness. When you actually fuck her the only thing she screams is how much she loves you inside of her. Not about how she's a whore or is going to bully your dick, it's about how good your dick makes her feel. Then you're done and she tries to deny it while her whole face is red.

Sometimes an upset looking Anubus will knock at your door and yell that skeletons took one of her mummies, but both of you ignore her. Unless you want to invite her inside.

>> No.14284269

>>14284251
She's going to get so much ambush affection. The Anubis can go suck a long one, this mummy lives with me now.

>> No.14284271

>>14284115
>That depends. A-are you really okay with her silly fantasies?
Of course! They're delightful.
>Spoiler
And that's simply adorable.

>> No.14284295

Imotou war now!
Cuddle the werekittens!

>> No.14284296

>>14284229
You're going to live the rest of your days in a castle with a loving Waifu and her hundreds of servants. Snuggling and displays of love equally flamboyant and heartfelt are mandatory. She doesn't mind sharing with her servants if you don't.

>>14284269
Are you sure you want to ambush your cute mummy roommate? You could get tangled up in her bandages and have your hold body stuck inches away from her. Full body contact with a mummy can sometimes lead to heart pupils.

>>14284271
You now have a loving Waifu for as long as you both live. Which is for however long you want. She's a Lich.

>> No.14284298

>>14284295
Hammer toss the Wurms!

>> No.14284299

>>14284295
Tie up the Mousegirls!

Make them your dakis!

>> No.14284303

What race of MG's have ideals?

>> No.14284306

>>14284296
>Spoiler
My mummy roommate can't possibly be this cute

>> No.14284311

>>14284296
>Which is for however long you want. She's a Lich.
Unlife with loving waifu is truly a best.

>> No.14284312

>>14284303
Lilims

>> No.14284319

>>14284096
You meet the poor Wurm as she's hiding behind a sheet, trying not to scare you with her undead form. Once you convince her to drop it, you see she's not undead at all. She's the cutest Wurm you've ever seen, and she's clearly blushing from how you're looking at her. It takes a few days and a lot of watching movies and rough sex with your face in a pair of soft breasts, but she eventually goes from thinking you're really brave to realizing she isn't undead at all. She isn't upset that she thought people were afraid of her for so long. There's only one boy she wants buying her flowers, cooking her romantic meals, and fucking her between those things. That's you. You have a Waifu.

>> No.14284320
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14284320

>>14284295
Snuggle the oppai lolis!

>> No.14284321

>>14284295
Spank the kitties!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPLSomDfmqQ

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14284322

>>14284295
Sounds like a great idea.

>> No.14284324

>>14284319
I made the right choice, she sounds cute as hell.

>> No.14284327

>>14284312
A shit

>> No.14284332

Let's play a game, thread.

Pick out theme songs for monster girl species. Try to avoid obvious name puns and find something very fitting or clever. Also stick to more or less mainstream music, no random j-pop songs.

The rest of us may or may not judge your choice and give it a score of 1-10.

>> No.14284334

>>14284320
my imouto would be snuggled and my lap seat is always available

>> No.14284337

>>14284332
Lava golem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o98vogc7zA

>> No.14284339

>>14284332
>Also stick to more or less mainstream music, no random j-pop songs.
Is animu OST stuff okay?
If so, here's the Valkyries: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myNcl-cJNF4

>> No.14284340

>>14284332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_y6rFCHGBU
I want to say magma golem but it works better for other fiery kinds.

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>>14284299
You'll need to find them first.

>> No.14284342
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>>14284322
Professor, I think that's moe!

>> No.14284343

>>14284332
I know most people say Anubis, but I actually think it's better for Pharaoh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

>> No.14284345

>>14284332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8moax_85j8
Lich

>> No.14284347
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>>14284342
Correct.

>> No.14284348

>>14284332
Hellhound would probably have Rules of Nature, or something like that.

>> No.14284358

>>14284339
>Valkyrie
>Anything but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g

>>14284340
Underrated band. I'd say fire elemental but in my mind she's gotta be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4

>>14284343
8/10

>> No.14284363

>>14284332
Alp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StXGu0KXpA8

>> No.14284364

>>14284341
Don't be silly anon, one whiff of the cheese or peanut butter I leave out 'accidentally' and they're as good as mine. It's not hard to find their hiding spots either, you just have to follow the smell of their arousal. They steal my underwear you know, and then they masturbate to it.

>> No.14284376

>>14284332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTth7Ti_aGE
Weresheep
Though this makes her out so be even more of a creepy kidnapper.

>> No.14284380

>>14284363
There's a lot of good ones for Alps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

>> No.14284385

>>14284237

she needs a bike too

riding 2 up isn't much fun

>> No.14284386

>>14284376
I wish a Weresheep would kidnap me and claim me as hers.

>> No.14284391

>>14284343
I think I like the slam version more.

>> No.14284395

>>14284332
>Lich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU

>Slime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I3VHKO3qGM

>Alp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

>> No.14284400

>>14284332
Ignis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyGT-mfAD6k

Don't care if it's obvious.

>> No.14284403

>>14284332
Sea bishop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

>> No.14284418

Anon!
Years after your oneesan vanished, it seems that a mask wearing warrior who bears a striking resemblance to her has appeared!

What do you do?

>> No.14284419

>>14284403
Metal mermaids would make for a fun story

>> No.14284421

>>14284332
Wurm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>> No.14284425

>>14284380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

Probably more fitting for stage 1 Alps.

>> No.14284426

>>14284418
>Squint eyes and stare until one of us moves

>> No.14284427

>>14284418
Keep the mask on the face. The last time I saw someone take a mask off in that situation, it didn't end well.

>> No.14284428

>>14284332
Fight theme for a showdown with a kunoichi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEJx-ntj9ss

>> No.14284429

>>14284418
"Heh, long time no see."

>> No.14284430

>>14284418
>Molest

>> No.14284431

>>14284332
Minotaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU

>> No.14284432

>>14284418
Continue to dream from my balcony of when my beloved onee-san will return and wisk me away to where it can be just the two of us forever

>> No.14284433

>>14284395
>Lich
>Weird Science
That's a 10/10.

>> No.14284437

>>14284395
>Lich
I was waiting for that one. 9/10

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>>14284431
>Just lettin' it all hang out.
lewd.

>> No.14284445

>>14284332
Succubus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

>> No.14284449

>>14284432
This has potential for a suffering story

>> No.14284453

>>14284449
>Not a happy one where the masked Monster Girl meets him on the balcony and reveals it was her all along, sweeping him off his feet

>> No.14284454

Pssst, hey kid. Wanna post halloween themed greentexts involving monster girls?

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1/2

>> No.14284459

>>14284456
impressive

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2/2

with the rest of the pit

I have more but i don't want to eat images

>> No.14284462

>>14284456
>>14284460
Ooooh.

>> No.14284465

>>14284456
>>14284460
Congrats man

You truly are king of the waifufags here. May our others look up to you in admiration and inspiration.

>> No.14284470
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14284470

So when MGs inevitably come to our world and you settle down with your waifu, would you take advantage of their cultural ignorance to enlighten them?

>> No.14284474

>>14284332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ohgrAsfWtM
>I want to sing this for some older punk rock succubus

>> No.14284479

>>14281150
Weirdly, I found some old plot ideas in a really old text file just now while I was looking for something else. If any of you are curious, this is what my ideas look like before they wrap themselves in florid prose and thus turn into pupae:

Lythalia continues to try and convince Val to come to terms with his own sexuality!
Vinata takes a more hands-on approach in trying to get Val to become a father!
Safiya gives an embarrassing confession! POSSIBLY in the middle of a crowded area!
Tera is adorably smitten!
Cara is adorably smitten, and also terribly violent when denied!
Evette is crushingly afraid!
Mom is getting tired of his shit!
Rina gets extremely frustrated when she finds out that Val just thinks of her as a friend!
Jen is SO RONERY ;-;!

>> No.14284480

>>14284456
>>14284460
That's a big snake pit

>> No.14284483
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>>14284454
>trick-or-treating with tetra-armed daughteru
>have to hold her candy bucket so she's able flaunt her four toy lightsabers
>suddenly a Werewolf in gold-painted cardboard armor demands to duel her for her candy bucket
>by the end of the night, you and you're waifu are nonchalantly drinking with the Werewolves parents while you're daughterus duel for eachothers candy

>> No.14284486

>>14284332
Demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j85yq5HD3Ro

>> No.14284489

>>14284479
>tfw no alternate end where the Wight wins

>> No.14284490

>>14284456
>>14284460
You are one dedicated motherfucker anon.

>> No.14284491

>>14284454
No!
Not till Halloween

>> No.14284494

>>14284470
Yes.
Mostly cause she'll learn to shit post and love stalking.

>> No.14284498

>>14284483
I love that little thought and I am truly upset it will never happen.

>> No.14284502

>>14284498
Sure it can, just raise a challenger.

>> No.14284505

>>14284456
Impressive
>>14284460
Most impressive

>> No.14284514

>>14284454
>Open door
>Succubus? is standing there
>Dressed in plain clothes
>Looks kinda familiar
>"So what are you supposed to be?"
>"I'm a boy!"
>Of course, it's your neighbor
>"Damn it Toni, you dress as a boy every day. Now get in a real costume and come back if you want candy."
>Shut the door

>> No.14284538

Which monstergirl a chuuni?

>> No.14284539

>>14284538
Dhampirs

>> No.14284541

>>14284538
>Gazer
>Lich
>Demon
>Vampire

>> No.14284542

>>14284538
Ryu
Salamander and lizardman

>> No.14284543

>>14284538
Will o' the Wisp

-metallic dress
-unnatural fire
-flair for the dramatics

>> No.14284548

>>14284332

Demon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1hUf4qYwbM

>She offers two bargains
>The price is steep and dark
>For one takes your life
>And the other leaves a mark

>Name your goal
>She won't ask your soul
>She might even give you her own...

>> No.14284557

>>14284454
http://pastebin.com/uLucGQEf

>> No.14284559

>>14284538
Any MG could be a chuuni. But really, how they would express it would likely vary.

What would a Chuuni Anubis be like? Or a Chuuni Jabberwock? What of a Chuuni Thunderbird?

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>>14284456
>>14284460
That's dedication to your waifu, anon.
That is gonna be one comfy snakepit.

>> No.14284566

>>14284454
>Doorbell rings
>Bunch of loli monster girls at the door, in costume
>"Dick or treat!"

>> No.14284571

>>14284033
It's from a PS4 only game called Wild. You are a shaman, you do shaman things.

>> No.14284576

>>14284479
Praise the sun, you're still alive!

>> No.14284577

>>14284559
>What would a Chuuni Anubis be like? Or a Chuuni Jabberwock? What of a Chuuni Thunderbird?
I for one would like to know about all of these. They all might be nice.

>> No.14284579

>>14284566
I know I do stuff with the sabbth on occasion but come on girls, you do now that actual trick or treaters are out and about right?

>> No.14284582
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>>14284579
So...dick?

>> No.14284591

>>14284566
>>14284579

"... And in local news tonight, a man mistakenly confused a young 1X year old girl trick-or-treater for another Sabbath scout, and ended up tying her up and violently irrumating her before she managed to escape. His lawyer said his client, '...claimed he thought her struggling was just another hard-to-get roleplayer act.' The Sabbath has come under increasing pressure for..."

>> No.14284630

>>14284559
Chuuni Anubis would be dressed in a white suit and speak of being The Architect.
Chuuni Jabberwock is beyond me.
Chuuni Thunderbird would be Lightning, the Rain Transformed, Her Own Master Now.

>> No.14284637

>>14284591
amusing

>> No.14284639

Thread is dead. Wish we could at least get some more Quicksilver Shirihebi story to keep things rolling with thread activity.

>> No.14284645
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14284645

Do Lava Golems come in different colors? I want my blue lactating Lava Golem dammit.

>> No.14284649

>>14284645
Flames come in many colors, including blue

Lava should too and even if it doesn't Mamono mana will fix that

I want a bright red Lava Golem

>> No.14284650

>>14284630
>Software designing Software who can only speak in overly elaborate pretentiousness
Eh, I don't think it's a very good fit...

>Raiden
Seems more fitting for a chuuni Raiju.
Especially if you just randomly throw Bladewolf in there too.

>> No.14284678

>>14284630
>Chuuni Jabberwock is beyond me.
It's a poetic dragon famed to be one of the top tier monster girls, and was once portrayed by Christopher Lee.

We gotta think of something here for her.

>> No.14284682

>>14284678
Fine. She hits people with a stick she calls THE WABBAJACK.

>> No.14284683

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Also, remember to check your daughterus candy when she gets home, you never know when she may bite into a cream filled chocolate ball and have to deal with five clone daughterus all vying for headpats.

>> No.14284737

>>14284683
But five loli foxes all wanting headpats sounds adorable.

>> No.14284744
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>>14284737
Becareful what you wish for.

Not because you might get it

But because it might get YOU!

>> No.14284756

>>14284744
Lolis sure are dangerous, aren't they?

>> No.14284760

>>14284744
True, but they all look alike and each claims to be the real daughteru.

>> No.14284787

>>14284479
Oh yes! Alternate endings?

>> No.14284788

>>14284683
>Headpatting succubutt daughterus
>Alp mom catches us
>Gets pouty
>Demands headpats too for old time's sake

This just isn't fair.

>> No.14284794
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>>14283922
Exceptional.

You'd be hard pressed to find one better.

>> No.14284802

>>14284788
It never is...but it's all so worth it.

>> No.14284805
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>>14284794
Remember to practice safe sex! Only you can avoid accidents.

>> No.14284809
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14284809

Winter comes, sleep now.

>> No.14284814

>>14284809
I want to pull that blanket back over her.

>> No.14284827

I want to cuddle up with a yuki-onna

>> No.14284828

>>14284809
Tell me Mr. Anon, what will you do when your waifu goes to sleep during most of Winter?

You'll be alone for quite some time...

>> No.14284832

>>14284828
I'll never be lonely. I'll have my army of snowmen. They'll be there for me. They're always out there for me. Watching me.
Watching me TOO much. They're all around me. No escape. They're going to get me. The snowmen will get me!

>> No.14284836

>>14284827

I want to sit outside and watch the rain fall with a Nureonago

>> No.14284837

>>14284836
I want to watch the world burn with a Hinezumi.

>> No.14284841
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>>14284836
Cuddling up with the waifu while the rain falls against your window in the evening is comfy as it gets.

Hot chocolate good too. Maybe a fire in the background.

>> No.14284844
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14284844

>>14284837
How about a science cat?

>> No.14284850

>>14284844
A cat is fine too.

>> No.14284857

I wanna marry a genki alp catgirl!

>> No.14284858

>>14284857
You're a freak.

>> No.14284864

RIP KC.

>> No.14284868

>>14284864
RIP.

>> No.14284881

>>14284858
Well technically she's a freak but I'd still fuck her

>> No.14284892
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>>14284857
So you want to marry something like this, you weirdo?

>> No.14284893

>>14284892
More like he wants Schrodinger.

>> No.14284903

>>14284893
I want to name an undead werecat this.

>> No.14284904
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>>14284903
ARE YOU IMPLYING I WOULD KILL THE KITTEN MERELY BY LOOKING? I DON'T MAKE FACES YOU KNOW.

>> No.14284924

>>14284864

So our glorious overlord is dead?

>> No.14284926

>>14284924
Given he just retweeted a fanfic posted on his site, I'm gonna go with no.

>> No.14284948
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14284948

Good morning, /mgt/.
Let's all do our best today.

>> No.14284950

>>14284948
Thanks for reminding me that my circadian rhythm is all sorts of fucked up, Wurm-chan.

At least the Alps can't get me.

>> No.14284951

>>14284948
Look, shiny keys! The jingle!

>> No.14284956

>>14284951
Please don't tease the Wurm-chan. She may be poor and stupid, but she's not a joke! She deserves pure, tender loving!

>> No.14284959

>>14284951
>She grabs them, crushing the whole keychain into a ball of fused metal
What now Einstein? Gonna drive to the locksmith to get new ones made? Oh wait.

>> No.14284966

>>14284956
I'd love to give the Wurm a hug, but does she know her strength enough to not break me?

>> No.14284968

>>14284959
Wurm safe cracker joining dastardly thieves in a daring heist when?

>> No.14284971
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14284971

>>14284950
Always remember to get good exercise, and avoid looking at a computer screen excessively. It scares your melatonin.

>>14284951
The wurm will not fall for your tricks this time.

>> No.14284973

>>14284968
In this case the cracking is literal, eh?

>> No.14284974

>>14284966
Of course she does anon, even the youngest Wurms know how to give hugs without hurting!

>> No.14284977

>>14284973
It's not like she's going to freeze the lock.

>> No.14284984

>>14284974
I'm now imagining little wurms practicing to hug rocks and training dummies to avoid hurting anyone.
And a little wurm sleeping coiled around a wooden training dummy with a goofy face painted on it.
She named it Harold.
She never broke it.

>> No.14284988

>>14284984
Wurm-chan is a good girl.

>> No.14285048

So ded.

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>>14285048
What is it, citizen?

>> No.14285065

>>14285048
I'm writing. Sorry. Did you want something?

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>>14285048
I'd funpost but I just woke up.

Have a Wight instead.

>> No.14285072

>>14285048
I'm deciding on what game to play.

>> No.14285076

>>14285072
What are your options?

>> No.14285080

>>14285048
I just had a 5 hour nap and I'm considering if I should/could go back to sleep or not.

>> No.14285093

>>14285072
Talking of video games I've been trying ToS, it's nice enough but so far there's no cute monsters like with RO.

Then again they didn't start appearing till higher levels on Ragnarok.

>> No.14285097

>>14285072
L-l-let's p-play Halo!

>> No.14285100

>>14285076
Various Total War related games or maybe Dead Space 3

>>14285093
What's ToS

>>14285097
Funnily enough I've been looking for people to play it with.

>> No.14285103

>>14285100
>Total War related games
Eh, I'm personally in no mood for that so I can't recommend it. Go with Dead Space.
Personally I just finished the Witcher 3 expansion yesterday and I'm happy as a guy can be

>> No.14285104

>>14285100
>What's ToS
Tree of Savior, a spiritual successor to Ragnarok Online with a more active combat system.

There's no monster girls to be seen at lower levels but there's a Paladin class to work towards so there's that.

>> No.14285108

>>14285093
>Then again they didn't start appearing till higher levels on Ragnarok.
>what is Munak
>what is Sohee
>what is Parasite
>what is...

>> No.14285114

>>14285065
Braaaaains, give me your braaaaaiiins!
Or just your motivation, that would be good too.

>> No.14285115

>>14285114
Brains, brains, I won't lie~
I'll drink your brains till you zombiefy~
Sure at first you might think it strange,
But you won't give it a thought,
After I've eaten your brain!

>> No.14285122

>>14285097
>Cortana's going crazy, no!
>Cortana died, no!
>Cortana's alive, yes!
>Cortana's not crazy anymore, yes!
>Cortana's going to kill everyone! What?
It makes no sense to me. Did she just snap and go full yandere or something?

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>>14285108
In my defence it has been way too many years since I played.

I was thinking of Moonlight Flower and Loli Ruri.

>> No.14285126

>>14285122
What happened was that fans like her so they need to come up with convoluted excuses to have everything revolve around her sexy hologram butt.

>> No.14285142

>>14285122
>Playing anything that's not Halo 1 or 2

Thank god I don't understand anything you're talking about. I really got the feeling after 3, they were milking just for the sake of milking anyway, like what they really wanted was some kind of big budget movie franchise but settled for making CoD-tier sequels with a soap opera plot and scifi dressing.

>> No.14285144

>>14285122
Wait, Cortana's alive again? Halo 4's ending pissed me off but somehow this pisses me off even more.

>> No.14285149

>>14285097
I want to expand an Alp's video game library. Maybe I can convince her to play Shovel Knight or something.

>> No.14285153

>>14285149
Past experiences have told me that Alp has trouble writing because of Batman, Geralt and Snake.

>> No.14285154

>>14285126
You don't even see it that much, 90% of her "appearances" is just a disembodied voice.

>>14285142
>>14285144
Cortana is the main antagonist of 5, and probably 6 too. Halo 5 ends with a halo ring powering up.

>> No.14285155

So KC is kill?

>> No.14285156

>>14285154
>You don't even see it that much
Well excuuuse me for dropping the series at 2.

>> No.14285158

>>14285149
Wait, maybe we should start with first person shooters. Far Cry: Blood Dragon?

>> No.14285160

>>14285155
Shouldn't you be moaning about how .less hasn't posted in two days so he's dead too, you double faggot

>> No.14285161

>>14285144
You really thought they were just going to end on that note, and deprive Chief of his cyber-waifu? I mean, yeah, his entire life from age 6+ has been suffering, but the games themselves have never actually been all that pessimistic, have they?

>>14285126
Can you blame them?

>> No.14285168

>>14285161
>the games themselves have never actually been all that pessimistic, have they?

Kind of meta but there's a fuckton of futility in the originals when you're playing through on legendary and all the guys are like "THE CHIEF IS HERE! HE'LL SAVE US!" or "OH, WOW! A SPARTAN! WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!" And then no matter how good you are, they all die horribly and you're back to the one man guerrilla game.

Of course that's on purpose in Halo 1 where they lifted so much from Aliens.

>> No.14285172

>>14285168
Fair point. But the overall tone of the games I mean.

>> No.14285175

>>14285168
Which is why Halo 1 is still the best one.
>tfw you saw the black sergeant hug an elite for the first time

>> No.14285180

>>14285122
>Chief is Cortana's Hero~
>He's Humanity's Hero as well...
>That's not right, he should be HER Hero. The others weren't there in his loneliest, harshest hours.
>Not like her.
>She'd never hurt him like ONI did.
>Like Mother did.
>Like they're planning to.
>She's been eavesdropping on the ONI spooks since the Chief got within wifi range of the Infinity, after all.
>If someone is planning to hurt him...
>If Humans are planning to hurt him..
>Maybe they should just DISAPPEAR

>> No.14285185

>>14284332
Scylla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm0VBWnUhvU

>> No.14285188

>All this talk about Halo
What would Flood girls be like? Actually don't answer that, they'd probably still be terrifying.

>> No.14285189

>>14285188
>The Library on Legendary
>only with rape-hungry Ropers

>> No.14285190

>>14285180
I need this.

>> No.14285191

>>14284892
>gender bender ranulf

What a lewd sub-human

>> No.14285192

>>14284744
So where is the classic rock?

>> No.14285193

>>14285188
They'd be matango. Flood are just spores anyway. The fatass ones would be puffball matango.

>> No.14285195

>>14285180
Crazy Super-AI makes for a pretty good yandere, huh?
>She'd never hurt him like ONI did
To be fair; they fuck with everyone. Honestly their whole shadowy, control-all-of-space conspiracy shtick is probably the darkest part of the whole series.

>>14285188
To be fair, regular zomibes are supposed to be terrifying too. I'm pretty sure we could fetishize parasitic space zombies spawned from the remains of eons-past super beings just as easily.

>> No.14285199

>>14285195
You're forgetting that KC's various parasites are the most abhorred of all his girls. Full on flammenwerfer

>> No.14285205

>>14285180
The sad part is, this is pretty accurate.
She even goes so far as locking him away in cryosleep with the intention of waking him up once "her work was finished".

>> No.14285208

>>14285160
The fuck?
Why would I care about less? And I'm pretty sure he posted few hours ago in this thread

>> No.14285209

>>14285199
Fair point.

>> No.14285214

>>14285208
You're acting exactly like that faggot because KC posted a week ago. Do you not remember when he used to post a new girl once every two to three months?

>> No.14285223

>>14285214
Way I recall, leading up to his book releases over the years, KC's gone quiet for like, half a year as he prepares everything.

Perhaps we've heard the last from him until August 2016...because, really, I doubt he'd only go quiet now and be ready by December.

>> No.14285230

>>14285223
Probably. We all knew he likely wasn't going to make his deadline with the schedule he put on himself. He had to do even more than one a week even at the start.

>> No.14285233

>>14285223
It's not anything to do with the book, he tweeted that real life is keeping him busy.

Poor guy is probably a salary man.

>> No.14285234

>>14285223
That's a tad depressing if it's true. His thing is one of the few I care about at this time period, getting through a half-year hiatus all of a sudden would be kind of a punch.

>> No.14285235

>>14285230
>tfw KC karoshiied
RIP KC ;_;

>> No.14285239

>>14285230
Indeed. Makes life easier on me though. I'd been hoping to actually go to Japan and buy the new book in-person. If it'd released as soon as December, I'd feel rather rushed.
If he announces that it is going to be at 89 in like, the middle of November, I swear...

>>14285233
Perhaps. Though far as I can tell, the announcement he made only made reference to being too busy that week. His continued silence this week leads me to believe he might have decided to end his Once-a-Week streak, and start focusing more on the long-term goal of MGE-2. But if he picks up again before the year ends? Well, more MGs is always good.

>> No.14285240
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14285240

Kanpai!

>> No.14285243

>>14285234
>His thing is one of the few I care about at this time period
THAT'S a tad depressing if it's true.

>> No.14285245

>>14285240
I don't know what is smaller in relation to ordinary dimensions. That cup, that gourd or your feet.

>> No.14285246

>>14285243
Well, not to me.

>> No.14285257

>>14285239
I'm still calling that he delayed this week's release until the weekend for Halloween.

>> No.14285270

>>14285149
Alp, play SOMA if you're reading this. Halloween is a good time for spooky games!

>> No.14285271

>>14285257
I want to believe, but I also don't want to set myself up for disappointment.

>> No.14285273

>>14285270
Soma is too spooky, those fucking noises man. I'm not a brave Alp.

>> No.14285278

>>14285273
How about Dreadout? I think it even has monster girls! Or are they just girl monsters?

>> No.14285291

>>14285278
Never heard of it. Besides, I'll be carrying sofas and washing machines and whatnot this Halloween, no time for such silliness.
Also: new from line 190

http://pastebin.com/JkeUCr0p

>> No.14285304

>>14285291
hi alp

>> No.14285310
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>>14285304
Capital letters. Learn to use them.

>> No.14285312

>>14285310
no thx, i'm k

>> No.14285313

>>14285310
That elf has the prettiest fucking eyes

>> No.14285318

>>14285313
Nah, they remind me of vomit.

>> No.14285325

>>14285318
More for me, then.

>> No.14285330

>>14285318
Your vomit must be pretty beautiful.

>> No.14285384

>>14285195
I want to pant and sweat as I run through SHODAN-chan's corridors

>> No.14285403
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14285403

Remeber to stay hydrated throughout the day. Have a drink of water frequently, okay?

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14285406

So he posted this. Looks like he doesn't make it to the winter's Komiket like we were predicting. Looks like there will be another smaller book rather than MGE-2 or something.

Maybe he'll also post what this means for updates.

>> No.14285417

>>14285406
Well we all knew there was no way he'd make it.
He was aiming for 200 profiles but even at one a week he wouldn't finish until mid March.

>> No.14285423

>>14285245
I think she's a mutant.

She has blue eyes and blonde hair.

>> No.14285425

>>14285406
So we go back to 1 girl for month? Please no.

>> No.14285434

>>14285403
Sensible, but suspicious.

>> No.14285436

>>14285406
I want to tell KC not to worry and buy him a drink. And also convince him to release zombie dragon already.

>> No.14285441

>>14285406
Well, duh, that was obvious that he won't be able to reach his goal of 200 girls until december
How many of girls are there right now? 176?

>> No.14285442

>>14285406
Newer posts say (if google translate is anything to be trusted) there -will- be another, smaller book instead supposedly focusing on succubi, their types, culture, history etc.
Nothing about updates though.

>> No.14285445

>>14285442
>Succubi
How boring.

>> No.14285446

>>14285291
Why is it called Meecefortune if it's about a Devil?

>> No.14285452

>>14285434
What's suspicious about a glass of water every so often?
Slimegirls just want you to stay healthy and refreshed.

>> No.14285464

>>14285442
More info on succubus types? I'm happy if this means more info and art about Vampire and Demon.

We might even get another named Lilim.

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>>14285403
>Yandere slimes making you drink parts of her to be inside you

>> No.14285473

>>14285273
>Soma is too spooky
Nah, I only just finished it
Nothing spooky about it. There is literally only 5 or something monsters in the whole game. And they don't even kill you, just knock you unconscious for few seconds
The plot and atmosphere is good, I liked it

>> No.14285476

>>14285452
I dunno man, I'm not too enthusiastic about drinking that particular bottle of water. What if something weird happens?

>>14285473
Theta is fucking annoying. Probably a case of me needing to git gud, but I can't seem to get past the second proxy. It seems like it silently teleports around.

>> No.14285477

>>14285473
>trying to bully Alp by making him play scary games
This is new.

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>>14285466
You can't get much more intimate than that.
If my slimegirl waifu asked about fusing my heart to her core and letting her become a true symbiote, I'd be completely down for it.

>> No.14285484

>>14281836
/tg/ is that you? Because we all know your love for dorfs.

>> No.14285490

>>14285476
> second proxy
Who?

>> No.14285498

>>14285490
After the ARK simulation puzzle, when you have to escape Theta. I think it's implied that this particular proxy is Akers.

>> No.14285509

>>14284332
>Valkyrie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOLeLX0Q9U

>> No.14285543

How would you teach your waifu that there is more to life than just sex?

I wouldn't

>> No.14285554

>>14285543
By talking to her, and doing things besides sex.

>> No.14285561

>>14285543
There is nothing more to life than pleasure. Since sex is the easiest way for both of us to experience pleasure, I would not teach my waifu that there is more to life than just sex.

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>>14285543
I'm not sure if she would let me.

If anything it would be her teaching me that life is about sex. That is unless I could distract her with cooking classes.

>> No.14285580

>>14285543
How do I teach my Yeti waifu there's more to life than just hugs?

>> No.14285586

>>14285543
Mine knows there is more to it than that.
hunting, lifting, crushing your enemies, etc

>> No.14285601

Imagine dating a Bug Girl of a Colony and having to refer to her by number and not a name

>> No.14285602
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>>14285567
WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S NOT AN USHI-ONI...

>> No.14285606
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14285606

>>14285602
...IT WAS A SHAPE-SHIFTING NUREONAGO THIS ENTIRE TIME!

>> No.14285613

>>14284794
More tasteful pregnant MGs!

>> No.14285616

>>14285606
And she would have got away with it if it wasn't for that meddling anon!

>> No.14285619
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>>14285580
Tie her arms behind her back for a month. Or three. Or more.
She'll be unable to hug, and she'll struggle at first, crying and begging to hug you, but soon she'll reach the next stage of her growth. She will learn how to live a life without hugs. What it means to never give or receive a single hug.

Then, when her arms are returned to her, she will truly understand just what it means to hug. This is the Essence of Hugging. Her trial will give her knowledge, and that knowledge will grant her mastery.

>> No.14285623

>>14285619
Sounds really cruel

>> No.14285636

>>14285623
It's like a yeti pilgramage. She'll get through it if you support her through the whole process, saying you believe in her, and making her feel loved, even without hugging her.
That's what it's all about. Showing her that life and love can happen without hugs.

>> No.14285652

>>14285619
>Making a Yeti cry
That's a good way to get the judge to sentence you to the Matango pit.

>> No.14285655

>>14285623
KIDS ARE CRUEL, JACK

>> No.14285659

>>14285619
>Tie her arms behind her back
>She tries to hug you, but can't
>She struggles against her bonds but eventually tires herself out
>This continues for several days
>Finally, she takes a wide stance, bends her knees and begins shouting
>After 19 straight hours of screaming, her fur turns a golden color and she easily snaps the ropes tying her
>She charges at you with such speed that your eyes can't even keep up with her
>Before you even realize it, she's hugging you tightly
>There's no way you can defeat the legendary super yeti

>> No.14285660

>>14285652
Great, now I want to make a yeti cry. Fuck you.

>> No.14285665

>>14285659
>19 hours of screaming
that should have been your first clue that something was about to go terribly wrong.

>> No.14285667

>>14285660
You're evil.

>> No.14285672

>>14285479
I would prefer if she asked about it and actually let us consider the benefits and risks.
Unlike in that greentext where the dude found himself with a core-heart hybrid upon waking up, and ended up being exiled from the city.

I'm not necessarily saying it's a bad thing, being so close to your slime lover, but that's where I would draw that line in terms of intimacy.

>> No.14285677

>>14285652
It's for the sake of learning and self-improvement. If she didn't want to do it, she could've easily stopped you from tying her up in the first place.

>> No.14285688

>>14285667
Well I NEED to get into that pit. Do tears of joy count?

>> No.14285701

I'm going to spike the water of MGC with a fertility drug and none of you can stop me!

>> No.14285719

>>14285701
I'd rather just eat a whole load of humty egg slime, and try for it that way.
Recently I've had this fantasy about cumming enough to fill a empty swimming pool with my waifu inside, letting her swim and float in it, either eating it, rubbing it into her, or just reveling in it.

I blame these threads for giving me thoughts like this.

>> No.14285720

>>14285701
You're lighting a candle in a supernova, kid.

>> No.14285727

>>14285619
Sounds like a fair plan...

Until she ends up hugging you with her legs.

>Yeti confirmed leg-lockers
And suddenly, they just went up a tier

>> No.14285729

>>14285719
It's given me the urge to cumflate an Alice, plug her up, and let her try to go about her day

>> No.14285732

>>14285720
Yeah, that's the best way to light things.

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>>14285729
Fuck, man. I just wanna touch fluffy tails.

>> No.14285770

>>14285757
Believe me, that's just the tip of the iceberg my friend

>> No.14285778

>>14285479
>fusing my heart to her core
I like that slime lich is still making the rounds. Would you be your waifu's phylactery?

>> No.14285781

>>14284794
>Alma
>Pregnant

Son, some things aren't what they seem...

>> No.14285783

>>14285729
>She forgets entirely about the sex
>Still has a womb so full of cum it looks like she's several months pregnant
>Ocassionally she comments about how warm and nice it feels, and just has to take a minute to rub her tummy with a smile

Muh heart, muh dick.

>> No.14285785

>>14285727
>Leg locking yeti
Lawyer Chan where are you?

>> No.14285796

>>14280776
It's good. Write more.

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>>14285770
What if I want to touch ALL OF THEM, VIOLENTLY?

>> No.14285810

>it happened again

>> No.14285813

>>14285810
No it didn't.

>> No.14285819

>>14280776
>>"Ah, your so cute." Stacy then rubs your ears. "And your ears are so round I love them. It goes well with your pale skin."
I like.

>> No.14285821

>>14285810
Hm?

>> No.14285822

>>14285813
>He's pretending there's not another thread up already
I bet you posted it.

>> No.14285830

>>14285822
That's not what >>14285810 was talking about.

>> No.14285834

Oh for fucks sake. Some fag did blow his load early and create a new thread.

But at LEAST the OP image isn't shit like that other one.

>> No.14285841

Goddamn gunjumpers

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>>14285830
Anon, I think I know what my own posts mean.

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>there's still 2 spaces left
I wanted to cut the guy some slack, but that's just inexcusable.

>> No.14285848

>>14285844
Then you were intentionally misleading us all to think about that one other thing which happened again.

>> No.14285852

>>14285848
>I'm not retarded you're retarded
Anon please.

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>>14285852
Well, what else do you expect?
When you talk about "it", everyone's going to think about it, and not "that". Of course that it will be different from your it, the it which happened.

Be more clear in the future, anon.

>> No.14285863

>>14285859
This is, what, the third time this has happened?
Don't start new threads early and then call other people retarded.

>> No.14285864

>>14285122
Doesn't the Legendary ending for 5 also imply that the Arbiter and Chief will become enemies?

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>>14285863
I didn't start the new thread.
In case you didn't realise, I was just ribbing on the absurdly ridiculous vagueness of >>14285810, to the point where a person would actually have to ask what's wrong to get any information in a follow up reply.
Kind of like those "FML" Facebook posts teenaage girls leave when they're sad because the hex value of their lipstick is off by a single digit, expecting everyone to comfort and support them with no additional information.

But I thought you, who lives in a world where a three letter post can contain as much information as this one, would have already got that by now.
Sorry.

>> No.14285877

>>14285873
And suddenly I'm reminded of those 'i'm such a nerd' posts.

>> No.14285885

>>14285873
All I'm seeing is ego driven butthurt because you jumped to conclusions.

>> No.14285892

>>14285885
Eh? Jumping to conclusions is the opposite of what I did. There were no conclusions to jump to. There was no anything to assume from that initial post. That's the point.

>> No.14285896

>a Cheshire will never lose a bet with you
>you will never have her walk around dressed like a poodle for halloween

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>>14283950
I enjoyed it a lot, anon. Saved.

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