/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14280088
You were waiting, huh?

>>14280091
No, I did the dishes and came back to find the previous thread was last in line, and since the image limit was reached I made this one in a few seconds and killed it.

Reminder not to treat mice strangely. They'll become tsundere if you do.

Would you?

How early would harpies learn to fly? This is important.

Hail, young Wendigo! Are you in need of assistance?

I wanna take a bath with a Wurm!

>>14280101
In a heartbeat. Succubi are love.

>>14280111
Adolescence.

>>14280121
Thank you kind anon.

Post wocks pls. Gotta git my purple tentacle fix

>>14280112
Damn, that's so cute.

>>14280101
Hell yeah I would, she looks like an incredible cutie and for some reason, I really want to massage her and her lovely cute horns.

>>14280127
Alright, but this one's mine, you can't keep it.

>>14280124
No problem.
Are you writing something Harpy related?

>>14280111
Maybe around five years old? I imagine that'd just be assisted practicing, though. They'd probably only be able to manage short distances until they grew a little bit.

>>14280127
Wocks are coming to your town!

>>14280101
Yep.

>>14280134
My waifu would be the best housewife.

>>14280099
That means no sniffing, you dirty perverts.

Anon!
Your imouto and her two friends are planning to hit you with their signature attack!
What is it?

My golem imouto and her two friends shouting Jetstream Hug Attack would wound me mightily

>>14280127
Perfection in a Dragon!

>>14280145
Would a gazer be able to use her oil for cooking. It seems fairly multipurpose.

>>14280137
Planning out something for next part of a current story.

>>14280139
what an embarrassing butt

>>14280149
I'm not good at sentai or shonens. Can you think of one for a kobold sister, and her two hellhound friends?

The page before he said "I don't think mermaids and humans can have babies."

>>14280153
Possibly.
Seems a little bit closer to latex or tar though.
It's biological though, so I'm sure it'd be alright.

>>14280177
I want a Sana minimermaid to look after.

>>14280149
>Succubutts
Triple Heart Love Ray Beam. They wiggle their hips and make heart shapes with their hands at me while shouting "Kyuu~n!"

It's super effective.

>>14280170
It would probably called the Wan-ing Fire Tackle or something like that.

>All this Gazer art

I can't take this...

>>14280188
Tell me about it.
I love her so much

>>14280188
This is the power of waifufags

>>14280149
Instant Fucksmission

the holst in zero g from the previous thread.
i imagine her getting stuck in conduits and vents leaving her butt open to spankings and ass worship.

>>14280101
Only if she's gentle.

>>14280212
She'll gently love and cuddle the fuck out of you.

>>14280204
Would Holstaurs have sizable asses?

>>14280101
Why would she want me/

>>14280220
i would imagine so, but like all the monstergirls there are different body types represented.

>>14280212
>she

>>14280218
That would be amazing. Reminds me of that succubus greentext that was pasted a few threads ago.

>>14280248
Are you implying implications, Anon?

>>14280232
Because you were trying to grab her prize. You worked for the mercenary. The masketta man.

>>14280248
Given that we're in the monster GIRLS thread, I think it's a reasonable assumption that the entity presented in that picture is of a female, wouldn't you agree?

>>14280256
WE'RE NOT DOING THIS.

Do you like your MGs with..
Legs?
Ass?
Beeeg teets?
Big ears?
Honking huge paws/claws?
A really long and or fluffy tail, if you are a mofuanon more than 1 tail with your mofu?

>>14280262
Yes to the legs and tits. Especially if the legs come with delicious thighs and hips. Barring that, everything else chalks up to personality.

Though I have no issues with the fluff.

>>14280248
That's Wilmarina, anon.

>>14280261
I had to look it up, and on the way I found out somebody make a wiki for baneposting

>>14280201
She's even great when she's scary.
So much.

>>14280101
I would definitely purge her if that's what your asking.

>>14280262
I prefer big tits as a number one priority with a nice ass as a close second. Everything else doesn't really matter aside from her having a good personality.

>>14280275
>someone took the time and effort to make that image

>>14280272
Why'd you have to correct him? I wanted him to keep making an ass of himself.

>>14280284
>he thinks time and effort went into making that image
Look at it holy shit, that's some lazy as fuck editing.

>>14280261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMIA2jvc1A

>>14280285
Pretending to be a retard is unacceptable under any circumstance.

>>14280288
A real trooper would've taken the time to actually redraw the image.

>>14280088
We need more Alraune art. Not even a particular favorite any more, but yet still has a special place in my heart.

>>14280308
There's one that Haganef made recently, but it's Giantess unfortunately.

>>14280308
Plant girls are dumb.

>>14280177
>That bathtub full of daughterus
Hnnnnnggggggg

>>14280204
>Small, two-person spaceship
>The openings are just big enough for a person to float through
>Unless that person happens to be your holstaurus waifu
>One morning after waking up, she kicks off to float up out the circular door of her bedroom
>Her arms are by her sides
>Which makes her utterly helpless when they're pinned at her hips, large enough along with her ass to trap her in the doorway
>With no leverage or momentum, she's utterly stuck until you come along
>You can't help but smile and laugh at her predicament
>She just woke up, so she's still naked, breasts engorged with milk
>You lower yourself with a railing until you're "sitting" facing her
>And start fondling her breasts
>Her blush is as crimson and bright as a red giant
>She starts to moo as you pump her tits, watching white bubbles of liquid form around her nipples, held together by surface tension
>Until they grow large enough that the pumping motions make them detach and drift through the air, wobbling like her own funbags when you give them so much as a light poke
>Eventually you drink you fill like that
>So you say you'll get her out, accessing a maintainence hatch
>You crawl through the shaft into her bedroom
>And see her plump ass caught in the door, tail wagging slowly
>Taking aim, you line your dick up with her slit, tiny beads of arousal visible even from across the room
>And... Launch
>You stop yourself by taking fistfulls of her ass, sliding between her fluffy legs and landing with your dick hotdogging her ass
>She squeals from the other side of the door
>Rubbing yourself to erection on her rump, her legs squirming about helpless, you spot her hands trying to wriggle free
>You grab them, interlocking fingers, before lining up and docking your rocket in her
>Fucking her in this position while under zero g is a challenge, but soon her legs wrap around you
>Bracing your own legs against the wall on either side of the doorway, holding onto her hands, and letting her legs lock around your waist, you begin to thrust
>Her ass jiggles copiously with every motion against it, rippling and sending swear droplets flying
>You rock back and forth, plowing her from behind furiously
>Pleasured moans and moos sound out from the other side
>On your climax, you shoot everything into her, fucking her with one final, forceful blast and spanking her red ass like a clap of thunder
>The combination of all the movement, her sweat, and your final push dislodges her
>Your dick slips out of her, a trail of cum leading from it to her slit as she somersaults forward, ass over head, too busy experiencing her orgasm to stop herself
>Surrounded in sweat, an utterly ridiculous amount of milk, coating her breast like some sort of white, slimegirl bra, and other juices, she floats into a wall
>Her breasts take the main impact, her entire body going limp as she lazily starts to drift back towards you, limbs splayed and a contented smile on her face
>Just another day in space with your holstaurus wife.

>>14280262

Big tits are nice, as are hips and legs.

I also enjoy long hair.

>>14280322
>Zero-G hotdogging
This is some good shit.

>>14280315
You're dumb.

>>14280335
No Plant girls are dumb. They can't even walk around!

>>14280262
Something like this.

>>14280322
That was great. One space odyssey I would love to take.

>>14280341
Those thighs are HUGE.
It's a crime to leave a fox loli that lovely uncuddlefucked.

>>14280101
Depends. Would she leglock me and hold me close while moaning my name?
If so, yes.

Multiarm nurses!

They'll do everything they can to get you feeling better again.

>>14280350
Sounds nice, and rather sexy.

>>14280341
>Murakumo as a fox girl
I like it.

>>14280341
So an Elin, basically?

>>14280377
There isn't enough art of Monster girls drawn with Elin proportions.

>>14280377
You got it.
>>14280383
Agreed.

Mermaid fuck, mermaid fuck it' awright.
http://exhentai.org/g/867761/28c763c571/

Where's less? I haven't seen him in a while, I hope he's OK.

>>14280350
which is better, multiarm nurse or maid?

>>14280393
Yes. Fuck you, I'm not choosing.

>>14280377
Needs more fluffy rabbit thighs.

>>14280392
You do that nearly every thread, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>14280396
So, you want a multiarm nurse who comes to like you and follows you home to become your maid? Or a multiarm maid who puts on a nurse outfit and dotes on you when you're sick?

>>14280383
>>14280385

I wonder if Shirihebi loli is regular kind or elin-shaped, given quicksilver keeps going on about how attractive her bottom is.

>>14280399
I just worry about less. Do you think he's safe? If something happens to him, who will draw Haohi's feet?

>>14280099
Sorry, I'm going to spoil them with cheese and headpats.

>>14280322
This would be the perfect life.

>>14280400
Yes. Gee, you're good at this.

I mean, really I'm just in it for the cuddles and foreplay, but everything about both of those sounds amazing assuming real world stuff stays out of the way.

>>14280401
From what I can tell it's small enough to fit in Anon's hands, so not terribly large.

>>14280099
Does that include holding her up by her tail?

>>14280408
That's fine in moderation.

>>14280416
Does this even hurt real mice?

>>14280099
Do they become deredere if i treat them well?

>>14280322
If I was going to have a space adventure it would have to be with a larger crew and a ship that can outrun the navy.

>>14280421
Depending on how big they are in relation to their tail it might.

>>14280422
And baby crazy.

>>14280401
>>14280415
Yeah, I had planned it to be smallish, because little butts are just as nice as big ones. It'd still be bigger than a human girl of the same age's size, because she's a snake and has more muscle/girth around where her tail is. Anon's hands are big though.

>>14280436
I wonder if lolibutt does the same thing for Quicksilver that mausbutt does for Nyanon.

You writing tonight, by the way?

>>14280399
I'm fairly certain that anon has less locked in his rape basement

>>14280442
I actually consider myself more of a chest man, but butts are also pretty top tier. Since I started writing I've come to appreciate butts more. Considering I slept till 3pm and took an hour long nap at like 8, I think it's fairly likely. I need to pull an all nighter sometime soon to fix things, it might as well be tonight.

>>14280324
>Incoming Trashy Kejourou comment

>>14280449
I was going to post the imgur of this scene in the manga, but they finally animated it, so why not the video version?

https://youtu.be/cKHUgJ5suIA?t=4m14s

>>14280423
>a ship that can outrun the navy

You're not planning on getting up to any funny business, are you? Space piracy and smuggling may be romantic, and get the ladies blushing, but sure an upstanding citizen such as yourself would never resort to it?

>>14280445
>Yan alp has .Less in her basement
Fitting

>>14280461
It ain't easy being a Shrine Priestess.

>>14280451
I'd a trashy Kejourou.

>>14280461
You'd think a shirohebi would get her an umbrella or something.

>>14280464
Yeah, you get molested by 20-some handymen who take advantage of your plump, shirihebi booty.

>>14280472
I think all the handymen would be married to other Shirohebi at that point.

>>14280454
Whatever man, you can't milk a butt, and butts don't have nipples. I mean, you can and they could, but this isn't the place for /d/.

>>14280470
No that's what a man is for

>>14280475
But then they wouldn't be handymen anymore.

>>14280480
They'd still have to work at the shrine, and it's not like the housing isn't designed to accommodate married couples.

If your waifu asked you to, would you harapan her?

>>14280485
The fuck is that?

All this talk about space and zero gravity has got me thinking.

If you were exploring space in your trusty little ship, what monstergirls would you want accompanying you?
You haven't got the biggest ship, but it's large enough to house a crew of eight according to standard, meaning you can potentially have seven other monstergirls journey with you.

So, which girls do you pick, and what roles do you, as captain, assign them all? Bear in mind, you'll be living in a zero gravity environment, so take that into account when choosing. Monstergirls like harpies might have trouble, especially using the handrails, until they learn how to orient themselves without a geomagnetic field and fly without an up or down. Also, if choosing slimegirls, you might want to waterproof the more delicate parts of the ship's systems. You get the idea.

>>14280485
>harapan
Is that slang for marriage?
If so, the answer is yes.

>>14280489
It's an extreme masochism thing where the girl gets off to being hit really hard in the stomach.

>>14280485
What are yo going to do with that poor rhino?

>>14280490
>Slime girl
>A day later she's all over the ship because no gravity to keep her down in one piece

>>14280492
>Wurm waifu
please no

>>14280492
Then no.

>>14280472
I'd like to help do oddjobs for a local Kitsune Shrine. Help tidy up the place, do some labor, work up a sweat while the Shrine Maidens come out to watch.

The young foxes would tug on your shirt and ask you to stay, the adult foxes would shamelessly flirt with you, while the elderly would 'Ara ara~' as they watch them compete for you attention and love.

>>14280498
Enjoy your broken wrist

>>14280490
My waifu can float normally.
And use magic.
It'd be fun.

>>14280490
Hellhound, Cheshire Cat, Kakuen, Manticore, Minotaur, Red Oni, Lilim
In addition to actually having useful skills, I freely admit to wanting to fuck all of them.
In space, no one can hear you scream, and thus no one can file noise complaints.

>>14280497
Surface tension, dude. Also, they don't exactly obey the laws of fluid dynamics under normal circumstances. They have the ability to move and shape their mass under the own power regardless of gravity anyway. In fact, they'd probably be pretty damn versatile in space.

>>14280490
Obligatory lich science/medical officer/unfuckwhateverIscrewupper
Minotaur mechanic
Kikimora general maintenance worker
Yeti cryosleep officer
Troll cook
Apsara bard. Every adventure needs a bard.
Elf stress relief toy

Yeah, that sounds about right.and shouldn't provide too many issues aside from milk and feathers everywhere. Or maybe not, since that's what the kiki is there for.

>>14280492
>Slime waifu
I guess. Not sure how much it'll actually do.

>>14280503
I love fox mammies

>>14280507
A lich? Familiar?

>>14280490
The only sensible choice is true undead. Basically, any horrible thing that can go wrong in space would only possibly kill you.

>Oh no captain, our life support is failing!
>I'll be in the comfy captain pod.

>Oh no captain, our reactor is leaking highly radioactive handwavium!
>I'll be in the comfy captain pod.

>Oh no captain, our heatsinks have become decoupled from the coolant lines and somebody has to go outside to fix them, but our spacesuits can't handle cosmic rays!
>Why are you looking at me? Hop to it, Bones. I'm a captain, not a mechanic.

>Oh no captain, our parked orbit behind the planet has exposed us to twenty seven simultaneous full moons!
>...Meet me in the Sexnasium.

>>14280523
I don't know why, but the term "Sexnasium" and the fact that your ship is equipped with one made me chuckle.

>>14280492
I guess I would. I mean if she's into that I guess could oblige. Not sure how effective my hits would be on a dragon though.

>>14280490
Same as I've always had.

Anubis first mate, strict and reliable.
Red Oni gunner, rough around the edges with a bit of a drinking problem. But unstoppable in a close-quarters fight.
Mouse Girl mechanic, cockney accent and great with machines.
Lich doctor, creepy but skilled and incredibly smart.

But if I had to add 3 more.
Troll cook, able to make great food from anything and has a kind and motherly side.
Gazer navigator, with sight so good she can guide us through nebula storms.
Kakuen comic relief, for monkeying around and keeping the group in high spirits.

>>14280531
>Not sure how effective my hits would be on a dragon though.
Grab a sledgehammer. No, not that one, the big one. I said the BIG one. There ya go. Have fun lifting it.

>>14280518
Close.
I'm going to bed now.
See you all in the morning.

>>14280490
Pic related, obviously. Wife, Engineer, Second-in-Command, all that. I'd probably either work Engineering with her, or maybe act as pilot. Probably mostly the former, occasionally the latter.

To round out the rest of the crew...Mantis Primary Pilot, a Lich as Head of Research, Gnome in charge of Planetary Expeditions, Alraune Agricultural Expert, Nightmare Health and Wellness Specialist, and finally a Dragon "Leader".

>story nearly finished, threading everything together, editing and correcting word choice
>life intervenes like a truck full of bricks.
Fuck. How do you deal with the feeling that you're letting people down?
Have some art in apology for blogshit.

>>14280539
Having a borderline invulnerable girl could be kinda fun.
>waifu has a spanking fetish
>she can't feel your smacks with your hand
>have to bend her over a table and smack her ass with a bat
>you will never use your waifu's ass as a drum set

>>14280553
Same way I deal with everything else, mainly: masturbate. Let them down enough and they come to expect it too, you'll be okay.

>>14280529
It's just good planning with a harem that big. Imagine all those other poor saps with submarine size bunks trying to bang, wacking their heads on steel overheads and unable to do more than laying down positions with only one girl at a time.

>>14280509
I can imagine the Cheshire gloating as she floats and teleports around as if nothing's changed. The kakuen would probably get used to performing acrobatic feats after a bit, while the manticore, mino and oni might be a bit helpless.
The lilim can probably cast her own gravity spells. Hell, she can probably cast a gravity orb in the middle of a room for you all to start a big orgy around.

>>14280512
Another Minotaur? Neat.
And having a yeti to kiss you on the forehead as you fall asleep for the long haul sounds nice.
Though I'm worried about the implications of the elf being a stress relief toy.

>>14280523
Well, you're not wrong. And it saves tons of money on upkeep when your life support only needs to run for one person.
Those undead girls are probably going to want you to pamper and love them lots after EVA takes its toll on their bodies. They may be dead, but they can still ice up.
And you raise a good point with the moons. Just imagine being in view of several alien moons with a werewolf or something on board. Makes you wonder what about them makes monstergirls go so crazy just from visual exposure.

>>14208536
This sounds like a great setup to a sci-fi show.
Just watch out for the dreaded Mausers. Rumour says they roam across space, plundering ships and taking their mousegirls away to the Mauser leaders, where god knows what happens to the poor girls.
They'll smell them, they'll lick them, and they'll stuff them full of food. And if you're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

>>14280550
A nightmare would probably be pretty good at keeping everyone mentally healthy. Confined on a ship for weeks or months at a time can take its toll on some people.
Having a mantis with her reaction time is a good pick for pilot, too.
The alraune interests me, though. Would she live in the greenhouse section of the ship, using vines to move about and caring to plants covering the walls, floor and ceiling?

>>14280566
Oops, misquoted the fourth one. >>14280536

>>14280566
>Though I'm worried about the implications of the elf being a stress relief toy.
What's wrong with masochistic comic relief? Your mind didn't go full /u/ on me, did it?

>>14280564
>laying down positions with one girl at a time
What's wrong with a bit of intimacy?

Why are fox girls seen as sex goddesses?

>>14280573
>No cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, seated, lotus, standing congress, magic mountain, etc.
>In your own bed
>In your home
>Ever

>>14280557
That's my fetish actually

>>14280566
>The alraune interests me, though. Would she live in the greenhouse section of the ship, using vines to move about and caring to plants covering the walls, floor and ceiling?
Precisely. A greenhouse is an excellent investment for a ship; especially if long-term voyages are planned. It'd mean improved air-quality, and additionally fresh food. And an Alraune seemed the best choice to manage such a thing.

>>14280577
Because they're foxy ladies.

>>14280577
Because the Japanese are a bunch of nature worshiping pagans.

>>14280503
>Doing odd jobs for the local shrine run by Kitsunes
>Repairing things, painting things, landscaping, etc
>Every time you visit, you return home unraped and depressed
>Finally snap a little
>There replacing a window that one of the younger ones broke by accident
>One of the older Kitsunes walks by
>Drop what you're doing and spin around to face her
>"Am I ugly or something?"
>"Excuse me?"
>"Am I ugly? Do I smell bad? None of you have shown any interest in me at all."
>She starts to giggle a little, then it erupts into a huge laugh
>"Oh, sweetie, you're cute when you're dumb."
>She turns and starts to walk off
>You're too dumbfounded to respond
>Just before she rounds a corner, she calls back
>"You'll find out soon enough!"
>You never noticed the pair of eyes on you
>The eyes of the ancient, 9 tailed shrine head who had called dibs on you during your first visit

>>14280573
If you're going to have a harem, why not all of you get intimate together?

>your waifu will never sing you to sleep while cradling you and stroking your hair
Life is nothing but pain.

>>14280577
>Centuries of wisdom and 'experience'
>Shapeshifting poewrs for the perfect body
>magic designed to charm and enrapture
>cunning tricksters skilled at manipulating people
Barring sex demons and wonderland shenanigans, foxes are probably #1 at seducing men and milking them dry

>>14280557
I want to spank my Wurm waifu with a hydraulic press!

>>14280598
Well they won't get me! I'm wise to their tricks!

>>14280571
I'm just worried about space madness. Stuck on a ship with an elf for so long, who knows what could happen.
She could even end up being impregnated, of ll things.

>>14280577
God damnit I fucking love the tattoo things that Alice, Tamamo and the other of the knights have. Why are they so hot?

>>14280607
Because of good framing.
Plus they tell you where to trace with your fingers.

>>14280590
I wonder what sex with a demi-god is like.

https://twitter.com/Gazer_chan

I never knew Gazer was this popular

I'm interested in purchasing one of these. Does Petco carry them?

>>14280566
Imagine having an orgy with all of them in Zero-G though. I'd need to stock doppelganger potions so I could fuck all of them at once.
Which one do you think screams the loudest during sex?

>>14280604
Trick you? She'd never dream of it. All she wants is a nice anon to be friends with. Though she may have to borrow some clothes.

>>14280613
Is this some alp roleplaying garbage?

>>14280613
>Tsundere monocular kid of Gaither chan bot. Favorability rating system installed. It does not react because the night sleeping. For more information to instructions → http: // Twpf.Jp/Gazer_chan What Gaither? To demon daughter picture book to anyone who wants → http: // Kurobine.Sakura.Ne.Jp/mamonogirllove ... Header Astra Mr. ( @ Anterdel ) work.
W-What does this mean? Is it a robot you can talk with?

>>14280623
You know there are a handful of women actually into this fetish, right? Just close your eyes and pretend it's run by one of them.

>>14280617
It must be some kind of trap!

>>14280590
Funny this topic comes up right as I'm searching for my favorite foxgirl doujin
http://exhentai.org/g/736301/d4cdf75496/

>>14280523
An all Lich crew wouldn't be too bad.
Pursue lichdom yourself and death will only be a setback.

Man, reading Prison School for the first time... and my god, it just fits into the MG setting perfectly.

>Hot Librarian archetype lady catches someone sneaking around
>Prisoner refuses to talk
>Time for interrogation by means of pressing pussy onto their lips!

>School Girl type guard accidentally pees herself in front of a male prisoner and is incredibly humiliated
>Plots to get him back by making him take off his pants and peeing in a cup in front of her.
>"W-wait, why is he so cool about this? Why isn't he embarrassed? I can't let him win!"
>She strips off her skirt and panties too, so they're both naked down below
>"That'll show him!"
>He still doesn't break. Time to step things up.
>She sits on his lap (both still with no pants) and kisses him.
>"I'll steal his first kiss! Vengeance is mine!"

This entire manga is... I don't have a reactionface for it, but it's the sort of absurd logic that would only make sense in MGE.

Uh oh Anon.

After coming home from class one day, you heard a crash and a yell from the room of your beloved imotou!

Upon bursting through her door with a cricket bat in hand, you found her laying on a giant pair of breasts she gave herself from fooling around with a discount spell from the internet!

It seems she was self conscious and wanted attention.

How do you fix things?

Roll if you don't have a preferred species.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

>>14280637
>Roll
>Amazoness
Well, I like Amazons and all that come with them, but I don't care for Imoutos. Girls younger than me don't get my attention.

But I'll still help her in a purely platonic way to fix her breast issue.

>>14280637
>Selkie
I wonder how she made it here in the first place.
An oppai loli Selkie does sound kinda neato though,

>>14280610
Is there a name for these types of tattoos?

>>14280637
>with a cricket bat in hand
You can't even buy one here, you'd have to order it online. My niggerbopper is my brother's old aluminum little-league bat.

Yes, I got the reference.

>>14280631
Aww come on. Does this look like the face of a wily fox trying to deceive you? Now why don't you be a good anon and help clean her up. Be sure not to waste anything.

>>14280639
Good man!
And 'imouto' can technically mean anything from a year younger to five years younger.

>>14280643
She took off her sleeping bag and walked up stairs silly!

Now how are you going to help her?

>>14280591
>You'll never have a monstergirl harem
>One of them will never ride your dick while the others hold you down and tease the rest of your body.
>One of them will never be in charge of pouring potions down your throat when you start tiring to keep you going.
>You'll never be in the center of a satisfied cuddlepile of monstergirls.

Aw man.

>>14280610
Imagine tracing your fingers down a monstergirl's pleasure runes and feeling her quiver under your touch.
Starting at the neck and tracing slowly down to her pelvis, taking care to drag your finger around every intricate pattern as slowly as possible as she quivers and moans more and more.
Imagine by the time your finger reaches her pussy, she orgasms immediately once you put your fingers inside her.
Imagine shoving your dick into her while she's still recovering and making her ahegao as you cum inside her again and again.
Imagine kissing her on the cheek and ruffling her hair as she falls asleep with a goofy smile on her face, cuddled up against you.

Is it weird that I think monstergirls who love having Pleasure Runes shave their pubes to make room for heart shaped runes?

>>14280637
>roll
>Succubus
Fuck her till it goes back to normal I guess. That seems to solve most issues with her species.

>>14280647
Now she's just wasting chocolate!

>>14280637
>Werewolf

I dunno. The thought of seeing her down on all fours does seem enticing, if not a little stereotypical. Wouldn't mind seeing if they could be squeezed out before they explode.

Also...Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket. You've got to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

>>14280635

>>14280644
Tribal is the closest you're getting.

>>14280503

>"Are you done for the day, Anon? It looks like you've worked up quite the sweat. Please come inside and relax. It is no trouble for us to have you over. "
>"You accept? Wonderful. How about a nice cup of tea?"
>For the first time you accept their offer and the tea and the light conversation is a nice way to end the day
>You tell her that you should get going back home but she stops you
>"Oh? So soon? Wouldn't you like a nice massage? You deserve it for all the hard work you do around here"
>One of the other Kitsune over hears this and enters, looking quite angry.
>"A massage from you would only torment him. He would be better under my care."
>It doesn't take long for an argument to break out.
>One of the oldest Kitsune and is little surprised to see them fighting but when she sees you she silently giggles
>You motion to her that you're going to leave. She nods and waves. The pair of arguing Kitsune don't really seem to notice you leaving the room and heading back home as the sun sets.

>>14280637
>Blue Oni
Can she be my Onee-san instead? Because giant tits and glasses together are amazing and I'm not one for Imotous.

>>14280600
>Wurm wants to try spanking
>After trying regular spanking and finding it ineffective, you try increasingly violent methods
>Many failed attempts later, she says she wants to try a hydraulic press
>You are worried for her safety, but she seems unconcerned and really, really wants to try it out
>You arrange for the use of a press, she's really excited on the way there
>She lays down with the press above her
>She wants you to be the one to activate it
>Still thinking this could go horribly wrong, you activate it
>The press slowly pushes down on her plump rump. The press whines for a second before continuing you to press down
>Your wife gives a sudden cry out as it continues to press down mercilessly. You scramble with the controls to try to stop it, but of course you have no idea what you are doing
>You feel hot panic in your veins as the world around you blurs and grows distant. Even the sound of the press and your wife fades away and there's nothing in the world but you and the controls for this press
>After a frantic search that seems to take hours, you find the emergency shutdown
>You press it and the world comes back into focus. You hear...
>You hear...
>Giggling?
>You turn to where your wurm wife is laying. The press is slowly lifting off her. You can see she is unharmed
>Running over to her, you grab her in your arms, even managing to pull her considerable bulk so her torso is right up to yours
>You embrace her and ask her if she's alright
>She giggles again and says she's fine
>The experience was very
>Very
>Ticklish
>You look up to see an imprint of the portion of her body under the press now permanently embedded in the press
>Well, back to square one on the whole spanking thing...

>>14280652
She didn't mean to! Are you going to discipline her now?

>>14280648
Still, I like femdom and I can't get into femdom with younger girls. Even if my Amazon imouto was only a year younger and a hardcore brocon, it just wouldn't seem right.

Now lets fix those breasts, she can't play sports with those.

>>14280652
Is it really a waste if she has you lick it off her?

>>14280637
>Youko
Tell her how she should practice actual shapeshifting instead of using shortcuts. Silly fox. She looks better with a petite chest anyways.

>>14280651
Now she's just going to be squealing with joy as you pound into her!
That won't fix it at all, not to mention they'll get bigger if you impregnate her.

>>14280653
Please don't molest weremouto, she's a good girl.

>>14280659
Hey, she doesn't have to be super young, and who says an imotou can't wear glasses?

>>14280663
It would be extremely delicious.

>>14280647
Too fat. Can't tell where the ass ends and the thigh starts.

My subconscious also reacts poorly to any images of chocolate being poured on or near a butt, no matter how attractive the butt may be. And that's not an attractive butt.

>>14280664
But she's no good at that kind of stuff!
She needs help from her oniichan, not teasing!

>>14280663
It would be all icky.

>>14280667
It's mainly because I have more of a fetish for Brocon Onee-Sans.

>>14280671
Are you telling me that you would not lick perfectly good milk chocolate off of the wonderful thighs and ass of a Kitsune?
Would you prefer it on her breasts?

>>14280675

Yes, actually.

>>14280672

Fine, she's now your lazy, brocon oneesan.

>>14280662
Yours is now an oneesan too just to be fair.

>>14280667
If Punky Brewster has taught me anything, and it hasn't, it's that giant breasts can be extremely painful. It's a very simple operation.

>>14280675
I rather have the chocolate without fox hair.

>>14280670
Well, I guess I'll help her. For a price.
A kiss, wherever she wants to put it.

>>14280615
True. But just being sandwiched between girls like that would be heavenly, too. Imagine fucking one girl, while the others tend to you both, keeping you together as you float, giving you leverage so you can fuck at full strength. It's the perfect scenario.

And as a general rule, the quiet ones are always the ones who moan and scream the loudest.

>>14280682
You putting one on her or her putting one on you?
Because if it's the latter she's going to go for the lips and chicken out at the last second, going for your forehead, although you'll need to bend over so she can actually reach it.

>>14280677
Well if I have a cool muscular Onee-san with giant breasts now, then I'll gladly help! And by help I mean hug her from behind, reaching my hands to her massive breasts to grope, and grind against her thick ass in those delicious spats.

She still has a few hours until her Wrestling match, I'm sure we can have some fun and fix it before then.

>>14280669
Doing this from a mobile, so my choices of foxes are limited. Have a better butt to compensate.

>>14280677
This can only end in titfucks, passionate sex, and ahegaos. Possibly even more when her Red Oni sister shows up.
Good thing we're not blood related.

>>14280681
Anon, she's not pouring it on her tails.

Do you think domestic Cat Girls get plump rumps from their pampered lifestyle?

>>14280686
Either works fine, and that's cute. Headpats for her.

>>14280687
Oh?
But what if she tells you to quit it while her hips grind against yours?

>>14280691
Is she joining in on the teasing?

>>14280614
What's the sauce on this?

>>14280691
It would still be gross.

Butt snake, best snake.

Previously:
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>Your newfound resolve has greatly changed your whole attitude
>You are able to think much more clearly now that you've figured out a way to put your desires into action if a situation ever presents itself, and you aren't nearly as worried or anxious or frustrated as you had been
>Even though your mood and emotions have been all over the place since you first met Saki only a few days ago, you're finally feeling that things have stabilized
>You've been able to attack your work with renewed vigor once more, and once more you are able to ignore the usual advances of the relentless priestesses

>Today is your day off.
>You only get one day off every week, so you intend to relish every sweet, relaxing second of it
>As much as you enjoy your manual labor, you have to have some time away from it so you can stay fresh both mentally and physically
>No hard work for you today, just lazing around your little house, watching TV and playing video games
>Nothing to worry about either; no surprise gropings, or possible injuries, or stiff muscles, or that knocking at your door...
>Son of a bitch.
>Usually you don't even bother with checking to see who is there, usually whoever it is gives up after a few minutes or hours just as they all do
>Still, having an immediate threat at your door or window still makes you nervous and annoyed no matter how many times it happens
>However, since Saki has been on your mind you can't help but hope that it's her there and not one of her sisters or aunts
>As low as you feel the possibility is, your curiosity is getting the better of you

>You drag yourself off your sofa in the room that doubles as your kitchen and living room, crouch down, and creep silently to the front door
>It's always best to make it seem as though you aren't home in these situations, most times you'll be left alone faster with all of your blinds drawn and your lights off
>Slowly, you straighten your legs and peer through the peephole in your front door and your heart skips a beat
>It's her.
>Saki is fidgeting around on your front doorstep, wearing her usual red and white priestess robes and obviously pondering whether or not to give up on your seemingly empty home
>Her barely pink lips are pursed and she keeps anxiously looking around your front porch and up and down your front lawn and even back towards the main shrine for some sign of you
>She is holding a large pink pastry box tied with a red ribbon, the contents of which will likely be no surprise to you
>A cake or some cupcakes, probably full of some 'secret ingredient'.
>You still have to let her in though, you may not have another chance
>You had led yourself to believe that something like this would never happen, or rather you hadn't wanted let yourself believe it
>Either way, you didn't want to get your hopes up and be disappointed

>The little Shirohebi looks dejectedly down at her box and slowly bends down, probably to leave it on your doorstep
>You mentally chastise yourself for thinking so long and quickly open the door
>Hopefully you'll be able to avoid eating whatever she brought if it seems suspicious
>"Hello?"
>"Uwaaa! U, h-hello, Mister!"
>Saki jumps and straightens up instantly, blushing and panicking slightly at your sudden appearance
>"To what do I owe this pleasure?"
>Um... uhhh... I b-brought you this cake! And I made it myself, and I wanted you to have it, and I... and I..."
>She is talking very quickly; the tip of her tail flicks about behind her and she is too nervous to even look at you
>"How about you come inside?" she trails off, seeming even a little thankful that you interrupted her babbling
>"...I've got some plates and forks and we can both have some cake, how does that sound?" you continue
>The shy priestess-in-training nods and follows you into your house
>She seems s little happier and more relaxed now that you accepted her, but she is still flicking her tail occasionally and fidgeting with the ribbon on the cake box

>The fact that Saki didn't freeze up when you offered her some cake is a good sign; usually the priestess who bake for you are initially surprised and revolted by consuming their own 'ingredients'
>As good as some of them are at concealing it, you have gotten very good at catching their subtle reactions when you make such an offer
>Saki didn't have any reaction to it though
>She just took it in stride, as if the thought of eating her own cake would be perfectly acceptable
>You still can't drop your guard all the way though, she definitely looks like she's ruminating over something.

>>14280693
I don't know, but I'm willing to find out. Purely for the sake of science, of course.

>>14280693
Mine would probably end up with plump everything.
I would love nothing more than to spoil one and give her belly rubs.

>>14280704
Oh really? For science is it?

>>14280688

Step it up, sempai.

>>14280684
And now I'm imagining The Oni, the Kakuen, the Minotaur and the Hellhound holding the haughty Lilim down while the Manticore and the Cheshire cling to me and whisper lewd encouragement as I fuck the Lilim doggystyle.

And none of them are quiet, so I'm going to assume the Lilim, because haughty princess-like girls being loud in bed is arousing to me.

Remember to hold your jizz when engaging in skinship with a kitsune.

If you accidentally cum inside them three times, you'll end up married for life.

>>14280707
I need more spats

>>14280699
Then I'd keep doing it, asking her if she's some sort of perverted brocon. Does she like this? Does she want her own younger brother's dick in her? I'd then lightly bite her ear, and make her admit it out loud, while still attempting to grope those impossibly large breasts with one hand, and getting a feel of her thick, sweaty, spat-covered ass, ready to remove the spats when she admits her perverted ways.

>>14280699
She'd use the spell from the internet on purpose and then they'd both fuck me.

>>14280112
>that kettle helmet
Time to engage in jolly cooperation!
>>14280115
Is there a rubber duckie involved?

>>14280715
Too lewd!
She'd be denying it all the way! Even if she's shuddering from your touch and her thighs are rubbing together to burn off some of that pent up lust.


>>14280716
More like you'd have to fuck them, they can't move that easily you know?

>>14280628
>Is it a robot you can talk with?
>Gaither chan bot
Yes that's what it is.

I know there's a Bapho-bot too that's pretty popular. I'm trying to remember if there were any others...an Orc bot, maybe?

Would you be willing to teach a class full of slime girls about the human body?

>>14280710
Two is the number of times you can cum safely, and the number of times you can cum is no greater than two. Three times is too many, and four is right out.

how dangerous would a succuvirus that started producing demonic energy be?

>>14280717
>Is there a rubber duckie involved?
Only if she's been good

>>14280702
It's here! Finally!

Also
>Secretly plotting to use little shrine maiden as sexual outlet
>Still constantly worrying about her taking advantage of him sexually

>>14280702
>usually the priestess who bake for you are initially surprised and revolted by consuming their own 'ingredients'
>Wouldn't want to suckle their own love juices off their mans fingers after a good finger-bang
What a disappointing bunch.

>>14280728
Like a sex-starved AM.

>>14280710
>skinship with monsters
I'd do this just to tease them. Long period of intimate, platonic cuddles that lead to nothing. After a few weeks I could only imagine how frustrated and wound up they'd be.

>>14280723
>Class of Slime Girls.
>One of your Slime Girl students is giving you the bedroom eyes.
>Everytime you look away, then look back at her, her breasts have grown in size and her hips and buttocks have widened, just slightly.
>By the end of the class she has an 11/10 body and is fellating her water bottle.
>You can't have a relationship or sex with any of your students or you risk getting fired.

Not getting paid enough for this.

>>14280720
Oh, but her body is saying yes, why does she have to lie? Oh well, it can't be helped. If she wants to lie I simply wouldn't be able to help her. But if I don't, how in the world would she ever make it to her wrestling match like that? She'd be laughed out of the ring! Besides, she's an Amazon, it's not noble to lie, especially to a human boy. I just want to hear her admit she needs help with her "needs" problem, then I'll gladly be able to help her. But she has to admit it first, otherwise I can't help her.

>>14280739
Only one student is doing this?
>Shoggoth leaves you a lot of odd presents
>Queen slime gets into provocative situations with her divisions
>Parasite slime insists it's okay since you're doing it with her host

>>14280739
If you don't get the money, get the goo.

>>14280733
I thought he meant more knock out drugs, raging mushroom extract (so that he has to take responsibility for attacking her "unprovoked"), etc.

>>14280742
Oh my!
You can see her dripping and still you tease her like that?
Well, she's just going to keep that up even though her knees are collapsing and it's only her giant breasts keeping her off the floor.

>>14280720
>More like you'd have to fuck them, they can't move that easily you know?
Somehow that's even hotter. Just imagine fucking their fat asses while they lay on their stomachs. The blue one would yelp with every thrust of her adopted brother's dick while the red one would moan like a pornstar.
And then when you wake up the next morning they've found a spell to make their massive tits light as feathers and they decided to give you a good morning double titfuck.
Imagine having your dick squeezed between those red and blue miracles of the universe as your brocon Oni Onee-chans pump all your cum out of you while the blue one blushes and the red one encourages you with some absolutely filthy dirty talk.

>>14280752
Well, if she won't admit to having a problem, I guess there's nothing to help her with. Maybe I'll just go to my room, or maybe check in on that Komodo Dragon girl who moved down the street. Maybe she has a problem and, unlike my stubborn sister, isn't too proud to admit and would gladly love some help. Of course, this would only be if my Amazon sister was 100% certain she didn't need any help whatsoever.

>>14280739
>Teach a class of Crow Tengu
>They all study hard, behave in class and get A's.

Sucks to be you man, maybe you'll get better luck with your assigned class next year.

>>14280758
So cruel!
You'd probably linger outside her door just so you could here her scream for you to get back in their, her lust and panic over the coming match forcing the amazon to beg you to help her out.

>>14280746

>The Nureonago is actually one of the only students who takes the homework and lectures seriously. But she's always smiling at you.
>You have to remind yourself not to smile back at her whenever you interact with her

>The Sea Slime has a really low self esteem and feels like she doesn't belong here.
>She's bullied by most of the other classmates.

>The dark slime is always trying to pull pranks on you
>Whenever you say something that sounds like it could be lewd she's the first one to make her own remarks about that loudly in the middle of your lecture.

>>14280700
porn
translated today
shouldnt be hard to find
it's by Mizone

>>14280759
I feel sorry for that guy teaching the Hellhounds in class 3-C. They have a bit of an authority problem.

Got the idea from the last thread.

>it's not really being a human boy from the south to move up north to MGC. You always wanted to become an actor.
>Get spotted by a Tanuki at a parking lot. She gives you her card.
>You go to the address and head to the front desk where a Dark Elf points you to the auditioning room.
"It smells really weird in here" you say as you walk into the dark room.
>A smooth and seductive voice popa from the Darkness.
>"You will get used to it"
> The lights turn on and you see a dark skinned succubs and a Hellhound behind a desk.
>"Have a seat on the couch, Its comfy."
>As you sit down the Succubus moves away from the desk and sits right next to you.
>"Do you mind If we record your audition?"
"I don't mind"
>"Good, Janet turn on the mic and camera."
>Janet the Hellhound sets up the equipment and turns everything on. The lights feel like they are baking you.
>"This is your first time being audtioned?"
"Well I never was filmed like this for auditions."
>"Let me guess small town?". The Succubus moves a little a bit closer to you.
" How could you tell? My name is Anon by the way."
>"I have little talent when it comes to identifying boys. You can call me Stacy. You havent met a lot of girl like me or Janet have you?"
"No , the most I ever see are Minotaur girls but that only because our town is next to a big farm."
>"So you never met any other type of Monster Girl?" Stacy puts her hands on your forearm
"Not many."
>Stacy slowly gets to your hand and holds it with hers.
>"Do i make you nervous because of that fact?"
"Maybe a little , im mostly nervous around most girls though."
>"Ah, your so cute." Stacy then rubs your ears. "And your ears are so round I love them. It goes well with your pale skin."
"Thanks" you blush a little bit and look down
>"Ah, dont be shy. Would you like touch my horns so dont have be so nervous?"
"Ok, If you think that will help."
>Stacy guides your hands to side of her horns.
"
>"See? Just like those Minotaur girls at home."
"I never really touched a girl before let alone touch her horns."
>"So your a virgin huh? Your getting more adorable by the second. "
"Thank you, umm what does have to do with the audtion?"
>"Oh this is a part of the audition." Moves your hand from her horn and slowly gliding to her chest.
> You feel your body heat up a little up and your cheeks turn bright red.You quickly get an erection.
>"My, my" Stacy unzips your pants with a little bit of magic and takes them off along with your underwear.
>" I didnt know you were hiding such a big dick from me. You face is too cute to match your cock."
>You try to hide your dick with your hands but the Hellhound grabs your arms and moves them away.
>"No need to hide it. Janet yell for the girl at the front desk, we need another Camera girl for a close up."
>"Yoko , get in here we got a shy one!" The door opens and the dark elf from the front desk apears. She grabs the Camera and aims it at your dick.
>"You should be happy that your big meaty cock will be seen by so many Monster Girls." Stacy whispers in your ear
> Yoko slowly pans to your face.
>"Say 'I am little virgin boy who wants to be slut.'" Stacy whispers in your ear again.
>You repeat what she says. Your dick precums a little bit.
>" Would you like to be fucked by a real woman? " Stacy goes to a more seductive tone.
>You feel like you have no choice.
"Yes..." You shoot a little more precum.
>"Your such a good boy." Janet lets your arm go and Stacy strokes your cock. You cum almost after a minute of stroking.
>"Oh, a quick shot. Your going to be a really big star." Stacy straddles on top of you and guides your dick into her wet pussy.
>She moves her hips for a about thirty and teases you about close you are to cumming.
>"Yoko , how about you tag me out. I need to get ready go to my other work." Stacy gets off you and the Dark Elf fucks you harder than Stacy did. You cum three times in a span of 20 minutes. After the fifth orgasm Yoko stops and whipes your whole sweaty body off because you were about to pass out.
>"Hows do it feel to be a big star?" Janet the Hellhound finally speaks up after what happened.
>You barely have enough energy to even move your head to even look at her. She is playing with herself.
>"Welcome to prime time bitch." Janet laughs and squirts at the same time. Some of it lands on your face.
> At least I became an actor... Sort of

First time writing anything lewd

>>14280702
>Quickies back!
feeling better dude?

What think you about monster girl with two heads?

>>14280785
>furry
Delete this.

>>14280785
I'd end up being reminded of either American Horror Story or Popeye meets Sinbad

>>14280785
Could be fun. They might start bickering during blowjobs.

>>14280779
and now he's gone thanks man

>>14280605
Don't be silly Anon, the only one capable of even doing that would be me, and even mad I'd never impregnate the thing. Though, I guess that might be a different story if the lich goes full Merlin on us.

>>14280796
>"Stacy! Quit hogging him!"
>"Come on Lacy, just get his balls like last time."
>"NO! I want to taste his energy fresh from the tap!"
>"Well maybe you should remember our little bet we made last week! You lost so now I have the first three times he cums!"
>"But he's cum FIVE times already!"
>then you get a doppelganger potion and face fuck both of them
>sisters I swear to god...

I hope this Wednesday is better then last weeks.

>>14280785
Dem thighs tho.

>>14280819
It'll be Dark Cu Sith

>>14280819
This week we have the advantage of knowing that BnHA is getting an anime and we will one day see the wonders of Tsuyu in color, motion and sound!
And I guess Pinky, too.

>>14280819
Wonderland Caterpillar Girl when?

>>14280731
Old habits die hard.

>>14280779
Yes I am, thanks anon.

>>14280702
>"You can put it on the table, there."
>You gesture towards your kitchen table before going to the cupboard for a pair of plates, forks and a single knife
>The little Shirohebi obeys, placing the cake on the table and sitting sideways in one of your chairs
>"Hey," you set your utensils down next to the box and pull up a chair next to her, careful to avoid setting it down on her white tail which dangles off her seat and coils around its legs and those of the table
>You decide not to confront her about whatever is worrying her, choosing instead to just give her a soft headpat and busy yourself with the cake
>The ribbon falls easily away when you pull it and you hold your breath as you finally open the box, still expecting the worst
>Everything seems normal to you at first glance though; although slightly misshapen, the round white cake decorated with pink icing doesn't look at all like anything you'd been presented with previously
>The pink icing isn't the dull, darkish pink that shows it's been made with blood, it's a fresh, pale pink
>A blush that matches the color of the icing creeps across Saki's pure white cheeks as you inspect her present further
>There's a big pink heart in the middle, and you can barely make out 'Saki' '+' and 'Anon' inside of it
>Whether due to her nerves at the time of icing the cake or to some other factor, the letters are very wavy and oddly spaced; the 'A' in 'Anon' looks more like a 'P'

>Before you have time to react, Saki squeezes her eyes shut and slams her fist down in the cake sending icing and small bits of white pastry flying all over the table
>You feel ash though you heart has dropped out of your body; why the hell did she do that?
>Was she angry with how it turned out?
>Did you do something to piss her off?
>Fear and shock and panic course through you as the Shirohebi child lakes her fist out of the cake and holds her arm out to you, trembling
>She mumbles something unintelligible and her red, serpentine eyes well up with tears of anxiety
>"...W-what?"
>You barely croak out a reply
>"I-I p-p-put myself in the cake for you! L-like mommy said! N-now you're supposed to l-like me, right?"
>She stares at you imploringly as tears begin to roll down her cheeks

>It takes several awkward moments for you to realize what she means.
>'Put herself in the cake'.
>It seems she understands that a lot differently than the rest of her family
>The sheer unexpectedness of her actions combined with her incredibly innocent interpretation of such an adult practice makes you start to giggle and snicker uncontrollably
>"What? W-why are you laughing? Aah... ah... awawawawa!"
>Saki starts to babble nervously, unable to comprehend your amusement
>"S-sorry. Sorry. I-I just-" you stifle another laugh, "I just never had that happen before."
>The young priestess calms down and stops her cute noises to look at you quizzically
>"Y-you haven't? My sister said they do this all the time..."
>"Well, they do, but.. well, they do it differently. I think I like your way better though. Here, is it still okay if I have some?"
>She nods and blushes a little
>Without a second thought, you gently cup her little elbow in your hand and bend down over her arm

>"U-uwaaa!"
>She cries out in shock as you give her thin white arm a strong, definitive lick
>"M-mister!"
>You look up from your second lick, swallowing the deliciously sweet icing in your mouth
>"What? This is what you wanted, right?"
>She looks down out of embarrassment as her blush deepens heavily
>"Yes, it just...tickles..."
>"I'll do my best to be careful, okay?"
>Saki nods and you scoot closer to her as you lick a glob of icing off the back of her hand

>>14280819
>almost no shits storms
>decent talks about monsters
>No orange

Apart from the lack of a new MGE girl (which could cause a shit storm in its own right, last Wednsday was nice.

>>14280830
We didn't get any new art, KC or otherwise.

>>14280833
I said the day was nice, not grate.

>>14280833
That's not true, we got the cheshire with classes on that day.

>>14280844
She didn't have class, she was a grade A slut

>>14280845
I meant to put glasses, but my fingers are too big for this tiny keyboard.

what would you do if you found a monsters crazy wall?

>>14280849
>my fingers are too big for this tiny keyboard
They're overweight. You need to give them a good work out. Oh, I know...

>>14280862
Depends if I'm on it or not.

>>14280862
Depends. What's on it, and what species is she, and what is our relationship?

>>14280862
You mean of me? I would be pretty flattered, but might start planning to disappear.

>>14280865
>>14280868
lets say its of you.
as for species I'll let you pick.

>>14280874
Okay. It's of me, and she's a stalking Alp who was once my bro.
I evolve her to phase 3 and then wean her off my dick, let her go find someone else.

>>14280878
>Having devoted girlfriend
>Expect her to abandon you
The more you push her the more she's going to make you love her

Good night Anons, take care and remember to not burn down the thread!

You should instead be stocking up on candy for the monster girl trick or treaters who are going to be stopping by!

9k in on story and the crux of the short is here. Should be done and posted by Saturday.

>>14280874
I'm just gonna choose one at random.

>Dark Slime

Hoo boy... I better make sure my drains are closed at night.

>>14280879
Once she realizes I'm no good, the obsession will end.

>>14280874
I had a idea once about a kitsune that disguised herself as human woman and worked in a sandwich shop and got a little too attached to a regular customer.

>Last thread said, "Well, now that we got the cute buildup out of the way, we can go straight to lewds next time."
>Instead cranks up the cuteness higher this thread

You sneaky bastard. Muh heart.

>>14280874
Gonna hit the random button
>dragon
>Picks of me all over along with a message carved into the wall.
>"My greatest treasure."

>>14280862
>Kikimora
>Room in the basement has the walls covered, floor to ceiling, with my worn socks and underwear

>>14280894
Stalker dragon when?

>>14280862
>Cheshire Cat
Chances are it was my room five minutes ago and I ain't leaving without filling her with kittens.

>>14280826
Hero Academia's getting an anime?!

Fantastic!

>>14280862
>get a Kikimora maid to help you clean up around the house
>you work 24 hours on 24 hours off so your house gets dirty
>one stipulation though
>this kiki maid wants her own room
>and you are not allowed in it
>sounds a little creepy but if she's gonna do your laundry then fair is fair
>weeks pass and your maid is working out nicely
>always does her work
>cooks some awesome meals for you
>shoo's away that damn Kobold who likes to "claim" things in your yard
>damn bitch just pees on everything
>that is until you get a three day weekend
>first day goes well
>the second day she doesn't wake you up
>that's weird she must have forgot you were off today
>go into the bathroom
>she's taking a bath
>but that doesn't concern you
>what concerns you is the amount of your dirty clothes in the tub with her
>she looks at you and runs out of the bathroom and into her room
>you swear you saw a fuck huge picture of yourself over her bed
>you finally get her to talk to you again
>you tell her you're not angry about how she 'washes' your clothes
>but she won't open the door
>contract be damned! you want to talk to her face to face
>you go and get your spare key and open the door
>she's laying face down in her bed
>but that doesn't concern you either
>you look at the walls
>nothing but pictures of you
>even from before you met her
>there's a picture of you at your high school graduation
>shit that was over 10 years ago
>she still can't bear to look you in the eyes
>she's still laying face down in her pillows
>however her ass is raised now
>subtle
>you explain to her that you are not angry and that you just want to talk
>she's not having any of it
>you take out your phone
>pull her up and into your chest
>"Smile!"
>you take the picture of the two of you embracing
>"I figured you might want a centerpiece for all of this."
>she starts crying
>tell her to finish her bath and to come downstairs where you'll make a quick lunch

>>14280829
>From the bits of cake that stuck to her arm and hand, you can tell that the little Shirohebi did a fairly decent job of actually baking it
>The spongy vanilla pastry is decadent, moist and delicious and the creamy white icing is probably the sweetest thing you've ever tasted; it doesn't overpower your tastebuds or leave a sickly sour aftertaste either
>As your rough tongue continues to hungrily ravage Saki's small white arm, she starts to sigh restlessly and fidget in her seat
>She lets out a sharp, surprised moan as you devilishly suckle her index finger
>You repeatedly swirl your tongue around her slender, limp, barely trembling digit and playfully look her in the eye as you slowly slide it out of your mouth with a small pop
>A thin strand of saliva connects her now cleaned finger to your lips, you grin at her before attacking her middle finger in a similar fashion
>The incredibly embarrassed and still slightly confused look on her cute little face makes your heart leap, you can tell that she doesn't understand that this is arousing her
>You can feel her smooth, barely warm skin shudder beneath you with each lick
>Although her red eyes are squeezed shut and her mouth is hanging open, she makes no effort to withdraw her arm or tell you to stop
>Your mind has gone blank; all you can focus on now is cleaning the cake and icing off of Saki's arm and hand with your tongue
>Well, her arm is basically clean by now, but you still can't bring yourself to stop

>"M-mister! Mister Anon? My tummy feels weird..."
>You raise your head as Saki's words finally draw your attention
>"Oh? Where does it feel weird?"
>She points to her belly, jus barely above her crotch
>"Well, I'm not quite sure what's wrong yet, but I'll do my best to find out, okay? Can you stand up?"
>She takes a deep breath and nods, it seems your friendly, helpful words have comforted her
>You let her elbow go and once she is up, you stand to join her
>She seems a little wobbly on her tail and still fairly nervous, so you gently drape your arm across her petite shoulders and lead her to your bedroom
>Once there, you stop at the foot of your bed
>Saki makes an adorable little 'eep!' of surprise as you wrap your hands around her waist and hoist her onto your bed
>"You okay? I just want to be able to get a good look at things."
>She nods
>"Good!"
>You smile warmly at her and reach up to give her another headpat

>Things are working out just perfectly today, aren't they?
>You gently run your hand across the little priestess's belly over her robes
>"Still feeling weird?"
>"Y-yes..."
>Her pale pink blush hasn't abated since the two of you left the kitchen
>"Okay, I'm going to need to get under your clothes, is that alright?"
>She nods again, and you waste no time in untying the thin white ribbon around her waist that she uses as a belt to keep her robes closed
>The red, corset-like piece falls open and you slowly part the white folds of her inner robe to reveal her smooth, perfectly pale skin
>You gulp at the lump in your throat as you survey Saki's bare tummy; it rises and falls slowly as she breathes heavily and you gently place your hand on it once more
>Almost immediately, her hands spring to her stomach, covering it as best she can and immobilizing your arm
>"Everything okay Saki?"
>She pauses a moment with her eyes shut and her face screwed up before shaking her head a little
>"T-tickles..."
>"It tickles again? I'm sorry but I need to be able to feel if everything is okay."
>She opens her red eyes pouts pitifully, you can tell she want's to comply but she just can't help it

>"Here, I have an idea. If you start feeling too scared though, you just need to tell me, okay?"
>She looks at you intently, full of innocence and trust as you slide her robes off from around her shoulders and deposit them neatly next to her
>Now that she has been stripped down to her underwear, you take up the ribbon from her robes in one hand and Saki's left wrist in the other
>She makes no effort to resist as you push it around her back, take it in your other hand, and move her right arm back to join it
>Once she feels the ribbon wrap firmly around her wrists though, she struggles a little and you stop
>"Mister..."
>"Hmmm? I know you're nervous Saki, but it's just to make it so I can help you feel better okay? And the second you tell me to I'll untie them."
>She nods shakily after a moment and you give her a headpat and a warm smile before returning to your work
>It doesn't take you more than a few seconds to dexterously wrap the long white ribbon firmly around the little Shirohebi's tiny wrists a few more times, loop it between them twice, and tie it off in a tight knot

>>14280829
This kills the heart.

>>14280916
There's the turn to the lewd we all expected.

And it is magnificent.

>>14280916
This guy is going all out.

>>14280177
Sauce?
Google fails

>>14280909
All Might had better be hammy as fuck.

>>14280916
you're doing god's work Quickie

>>14280862
>Hellhound
What are the odds that the heavy breathing noise behind me is her?
I'm not leaving without becoming hers aren't I?
She'd better take responsibility.

>>14280937
Every night, outside your window.

>>14280912
you suck at writing anon leave the writing to the pros

>>14280862
Get raped probably. It didn't go so well for the guy in that yandere holstaurus story.

>>14280923
First result on ExHentai when looking for 'mermaid'.

>>14280951
Anon that's mean, don't be rude. That was a nice greentext.

>>14280951
Why, it's alright.
You aren't the author scolding your own thing to get responses, right?

>>14280951
I actually thought it was ok, it just needed some polish.

>>14280941
I'm gonna open the window.
>I'll never be stalked by a sporty Hellhound.
>I'll never catch her masturbating in the bushes outside my window.
>I'll never open my window and invite her in.
>She'll never climb in and shut the window behind her.
>We'll never awkwardly stare at each other before I ask her if she likes me.
>She'll never answer by picking me up and throwing me onto my bed.
>I'll never get hit in the face by her shirt and shorts and hear her say "Like you? I don't like you!"
>She'll never pin me down and say "Like is too weak! Ever since I met you I've wanted you anon! I love you!"
>She'll never start huffing while continuing her rant
>"I've wanted you since I laid eyes on you! Your scent, your fetishes, whatever hints of your semen I could get my hands on, it's all so perfect to me! And now I get to taste it from the source!"
>She'll never line up your dick to her pussy while moaning "I've waited so long~"
>You'll never fuck a Hellhound all night long before falling asleep in the afterglow with her pleasantly warm body pressed against yours.
>You'll never wake up to find her giving you a blowjob under the sheets with heart pupils in her eyes.
>You'll never have a loving sporty Hellhound girlfriend.
Damn it.
I can't be the only one thinking of shoving my whole dick into her mouth because of that picture.

>>14280953
can you link that one? I forgot where it was.

>>14280970
>Forgot that I was using I'll instead of You'll mid-writing.
I think that's as good a sign as any to go the fuck to sleep.

>>14280962
author here
>no it's not me
>I'm used to it I've done greentexts before that have drawn some hate
>but usually they just get tossed to the side because I don't use pastebin

>>14280990
Any criticism is better than none

I enjoyed that greentext, but I have to admit your writing is pretty bad

>>14281000
what could I do to make it better?

>>14280874
>Wurm
This changes the situation in my head drastically.
Now I'm imagining Wurm-chan has been sticking pictures and pressed flowers and other mementos of our time together on her walls, and surrounding them with stickers and crayon drawings, like some kind of huge 3D scrapbook.

I like it, it's cute.

>>14281023
The one wall Wurm couldn't wriggle through.

>>14281002
Make your sentences less awkward to read that's pretty much your one big problem

And then maybe work on your transitions, listing the actions the characters are doing is fine but the way you do it ruins the pace

Everything else doesn't really matter if you're just gonna stick to greentexts

>>14280088
Stop and smell the meeses.

>>14280916
>Now that her arms are out of the way, you return your focus to her stomach
>You know exactly what is making her feel all weird and tickly, but you fully intend to have your fun
>This is far too good a chance to pass up.
>Your hand caresses her belly again; her soft, smooth skin feels delightfully warm and silky
>The little Shirohebi whines pitifully and struggles a little, but all she succeeds in doing is losing her balance and falling backwards onto the bed
>You hastily get up off your knees to see if she's alright; aside from the surprised, embarrassed look on her face and the tears welling in her frightened eyes, she looks fine
>"Whoops! Are you okay Saki? Here, let me get you a pillow."
>"T-thank you, Mister..."
>She replies softly and looks up at you as you stand above her on all fours and hastily pull your pillow over to the two of you
>Her blush deepens once more as you easily pick her up and cradle her under you with your left arm while positioning the pillow with your right

>"There we go! Are you comfortable enough Saki? Do you need another pillow?"
>"N-no, I'm alright Mister."
>"Good! Now let's see about that tummy, hmmm?"
>You return to the floor on your knees, pressing your stomach and pelvis up against Saki's tail and sandwiching it firmly between your legs
>Her crotch is right there beneath you, still fully covered by her loincloth
>Looking at her all blushing and naked and helpless on your bed with her wrists tied behind your back make it very hard to restrain your animalistic urges
>As much as you would just love to rip her underwear off her and bury your face in those tiny, most likely dripping little lips, you don't.
>All in good time, as of now you still want to keep your job.
>Instead, you direct your attention to her belly again
>You trace a circle around her adorable bellybutton with your finger and she whines and bites her lip
>The way she exposes one of her tiny, developing fangs when she does that makes you smile and your heart flutter
>You bend down and plant a kiss on her bellybutton next, eliciting another confused, aroused moan from the bound priestess-in-training

>All pretense has gone out the window now, the faintest salty taste of Saki's pure white skin has flipped your switch
>Your hands drift to her tiny breasts as you give her bellybutton another passionate kiss
>The way her budding boobs squish between your fingers as you pinch them and the way her sensitive, ticklish belly shudders and tremors as you kiss it are too much; you can feel yourself growing erect in your pants
>You continue to tease her like this for several minutes, groping and massaging her little boobies, pinching and pulling at her stiff, pink nipples and lustily making out with her bellybutton
>By now, you are fairly certain that Saki has discovered why her tummy has been feeling weird, even if she doesn't fully understand sex yet
>You can only imagine how your devilish ministrations on her most sensitive areas must heighten her pleasure and make her feel all sorts of fantastic new feelings
>Even though she's only seven years old, you can tell that her monstergirl instincts are fully at work
>You force yourself to pull away after a few more squeezes and licks, you still have plans for tonight
>It wouldn't do to get too carried away.

>"I'll be gone for just a minute Saki, okay? Are you still doing alright?"
>"I-I think so... M-Mister..."
>"Good girl!"
>You give her a headpat and go to your closet for some supplies
>Over the years, you have accumulated quite the collection of unwanted gifts from the priestesses at the shrine
>They're usually always sex toys, given to you under the implication that you'll use them on the giver
>You never do though, obviously, but you couldn't bear to throw them all out
>You're a bit of a pack rat.
>You'd made sure to go through everything while making your plans for Saki, so the things you need are right on top

>>14281048
Do I have to smell her pantsu and dirty butt? Can't I inspect Anubutt instead?

>>14281056
No you can not you filthy deviant.

>>14281056
Where can I get a license to inspect catbutt?

>>14281034
how should I go about doing the transitions?

>>14281048
I'm gonna huff that rat!

>>14281068
Porquoi?
>>14281070
Don't need a license for that, just a cat.

>>14281075
What's she saying?

>>14281076
>Don't need a license for that
yes you do you have to be licensed Federal Butt Inspector to do that

>>14281090
Wait, I thought the Cat Intelligence Agency handled feline fannies?

>>14281095
all matters of the booty are directly taken care of by professional FBI staff
>Cat Intelligence Agency just deals with 'social justice' bullshit dealing with cats

>>14281101
Where do I sign up to become a Federal Booty Inspector?

>>14281101
>>14281095
As a member of Deviant Ear Appriciados I can't say I understand your conflict.

>>14280930
God I hope so.

I can't wait to see his "Ruined Form" animated. I adore how it looks in the manga.

>>14281095
If I join the Cat Intelligence Agency, what are the chances that I'll be paired up with a Cheshire field agent?

Will I have an adventurous life of explosions, one liners, and near misses?

>>14281109
You say that now, but he's fucking dying, man.
His last words will be I have no fear... for you are here! while Deku holds him and cries

>>14281110
100%, and yes. Your guns will never run out of bullets, shrapnel will never hurt you, and the bullets of bad guys will miss you by a couple feet no matter what.

>>14281056
Mmmm. Anubutt's my kinda butt.

>>14281054
You sir continue to deliver.

>>14281072
Make longer sentences and add some details, the more you add the slower the pace

Keep short sentences if the scene is quick

But don't force it, if you have nothing of interest to add then don't

e.g
>that is until you get a three day weekend
>first day goes well

If you don't find any benefit in a description of that first day, keep the sentence as is

>>14281113
Yes, I know, but I can't help but think he looks cool, even giving how horrifying it really is.

>Spoiler
Damn that'd be good...

>>14281105
you guys at the DEA are lucky you guys are just as useless as the Dept. of Education

>>14281103
just go up to your local FBI headquarters and prove that you have what it takes

Druella is the monster girl equivalent to Donald Trump.

>>14281139
She made Lescatie great again, deported all the illegal Matangos, built the wall and made anime real?

>>14281139
a joke that was taken seriously for too long until it stopped being a joke and became reality?

>>14280553
>story nearly finished, threading everything together, editing and correcting word choice

God please let this be lanternon.

>>14281149
That only happened in Canada, silly.

>>14281139
Druella 2017

Her fallen bribe story translation never

>>14281151
but it's about to happen again
>and with a country that means more globally than Canada
>sorry Canada bros but it's true
>when Trump becomes president can I move up north?

>>14281156
In 2017, the spheres will come into conjunction, and all the Putins and Trumps won't matter anymore.
Only mad lust and lovey-dovey walks on the beach then.

>>14281048
This shit is getting really annoying

>>14281139
Someone with great ideas that only limp dick "muh equality" fags hate? Sign me the fuck up.

>>14281054
>You return to your bed and the bound Shirohebi upon it with the two objects in hand, setting them down beside her in a place where she can get a good look
>"Hey, Saki? Do you mind if I take my clothes off? I've gotten a little sweaty."
>"Uwaaa! Uh, n-n-no, Mister."
>Her gaze instantly snaps away from your chosen toys and to you as you pull your shirt up and over your head
>She blushes with unknown lust and embarrassment as your pants follow, you smile knowingly at her as she ogles your toned, muscular form
>"That's better! Now, do you see those?"
>"Yes..."
>You sit on the bed next to her and crane around to look her in the eye
>"This is all up to you of course, but I'm going to give you some training. Usually this isn't training you'd get till you're older, but I think you're ready for it."
>She is staring up at you from the pillow in rapt attention

>"...You see, I really like you Saki, and I know you like me to."
>"M-Mister!"
>"Yes, I figured it out. Here's the thing though. There are some things that we're not allowed to do, because they'll make me lose my job. In all honesty, we shouldn't be doing anything like this together, but since we both like each other a lot I thought of some ways where we can do some things. I know this is probably all new and very scary to you, but I like you, and I want to make you feel good."
>"Y-you like me?"
>"Yes, Saki, I like you. I want to be together with you, and do fun things with you, and be there when you need me. It's really a stupid rule to say that I can't get married, but I have to follow it. I still want us to be together though. What do you think? Is all of this okay?"
>"Yes, Mister. It's okay... b-because... because I don't understand the rules either, and I l-like you too!"
>She blushes and turns her head to the side, trying to bury her face in the pillow

>It feels as though a great wave of relief and happiness has washed over you
>You grin and lay back, propped up on your right arm and hand next to the nude, bound Shirohebi child as you gently slip your hand under her cheek on the other side of the pillow and pull her face around to mirror yours
>"Well that's all there is to it then. You like me, and I like you, so there's nothing wrong with making each other feel good if we want to and we're careful about it, right?"
>"R-right!"
>Your heart flutters wildly as Saki finally smiles at you
>You smile back, tenderly stroking her pure white cheek with your thumb

>"You make me think of my daddy a lot Mister."
>Her words surprise you a little
>"I do? How's that?"
>"Well... He was big, and strong, and he liked to protect me and make me feel safe, like you do."
>"I... wow Saki, that means a lot to me. I'm glad I make you feel good like that."
>She nods in agreement, but she breaks eye contact and her expression looks a little sad and faraway
>"I miss him..."
>Her voice is so small and quiet that you barely hear it
>"Do you want to tell me about it?"
>She looks at you again and nods
>"I don't know much, but one day daddy got sick, and mommy said he wouldn't get better."
>Realization dawns on you
>"...He got sicker and sicker, and he slept a lot."
>It was only two tears after you had started working here
>"...one day..." Saki sniffles a little, holding back tears, "one day he didn't wake up."
>You hardly remembered the single funeral you experienced at the shrine, you hadn't played much of a role in it at all
>"...I don't remember him much, but when I'm with you, I don't feel as alone, Mister."
>"W-well, I'm always happy to be here with you, Saki. Anytime you need me, I'm here."
>She snuggles up to you as best she can, but she can't really do anything with her hands still tied behind her back

>"M-Mister... can we make spoons?"
>"What?"
>Her sudden, seemingly nonsensical request thoroughly confuses you
>"Make spoons Mister, you know, where you lay down and then I lay down with my back near your belly."
>So that's what she means.
>"Like spooning? Sure, we can do that! I'd love to."
>Saki smiles at you
>She blushes faintly as you get up and lift her with you once more as you put your pillow back in it's place
>You set the toys you picked out on your nightstand; after the emotional turn things just took you can't bring yourself to spoil the moment
>"Are your hands okay? Do you want me to untie them?"
>She thinks for a moment, and then nods, so you plop her down in your lap
>You can't help but notice how nice her cool, naked scales and fleshy white butt feel against your bare legs
>It doesn't take you too long to pick apart your knot and let the ribbon fall away from the young priestess's tiny wrists
>She looks curiously at the pink indentations that the ribbon left on her pale wrists and rubs them to alleviate their stiffness

>>14281156
Sad but true. I mean really, what does the international community say about Canada really?
>"Man, Canada's great."
>"Man, Canada's not so great any more."
No one really cares about the how or why, we're just...there.