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Last thread was an eyesore.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14272553
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14272553

>Wake up
>See Gazer fag's dump
God damn that's some obscure stuff. I wanted to ask him if he had the full version of this thumbnail.

>> No.14272556

>>14272551
I was about to start a new one of these myself if nobody else did in the next few minutes. Good going, OP.

>> No.14272559
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Wha- what happened?
And have a squid for third.

>> No.14272563

>>14272559
Previous thread was so cancerous it killed posting for like 2 hours while the mods surgically removed it.

>> No.14272565

>>14272559
The boards froze site wide and it seems like some threads got nuked as part of the fix.

Either that or the janitor didn't like the frog posters.

>> No.14272569

>>14272551
Damn, I was waiting to start it with Nureonago

>> No.14272571

>>14272559
Pepe spamstorm

>> No.14272579

http://i.imgur.com/EEoyMZ5.png
I wanted to drop this here but then 4chan broke.

>> No.14272582

Shit man, that last thread was a shitshow, the one before it too. Sucks that waifu-war-anon got cut off and writefags quit. Let's make this thread a happy one ok? Just cute mosntergirls.

>> No.14272583
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>>14272571
Hopefully the normies all left while it was down

>> No.14272589

>>14272579
Her midriff should be longer, nice job otherwise especially on her legs

>> No.14272590

>>14272579
I want to fig a Centaur.

>> No.14272597

>>14272590
Anon that's too lewd you can't do that.

>> No.14272598

I want to tempt a soldier beetle with a fruit bowl.

>> No.14272600
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14272600

We back in time for me to go to bed.

>> No.14272603

>>14272600
Is she biting her thumb at me? She deserves a spanking for that.

>> No.14272608

>>14272597
Yes I can anon.

Wanna do it.
Gonna do it.

>> No.14272610
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14272610

Do you like bee butts?

>> No.14272611

>>14272608
My brother in arms

>> No.14272612

>>14272603
Waking a mouse up with a spanking? How crass!

>> No.14272616

>>14272598
why a fruit bowl?
even if you meant bowl of fruit, I still don't get it.

>> No.14272617

>>14272600
Hibernating mouse?
>>14272610
I prefer hairy bumble bee butt.

>> No.14272622

>>14272616
Fruitbowls are a motif commonly found in art. All women, including Soldier Beetle, wish to be painted like one of your French girls.

>> No.14272623

>>14272610
I love bee butts

This is a wasp tho, I hate wasps

>> No.14272624

>>14272616
solider beetles like fruit.
the question is what fruit to use?

>> No.14272626

>>14272610
I love bees. I used to keep a hive as a high school Ag project

>> No.14272630

>>14272624
Mango

>> No.14272632

>>14272612
It's her fault, I bet she's not actually sleeping at all. She's just being cheeky so I'm going to punish her cheekies!

Fuck, that one made me cringe a little.

>> No.14272633

>>14272617
If all the mice started hibernating for the winter, I wouldn't know whether to fawn over all the sleepy mice or be sad that I can't play games or take them out till spring.

>> No.14272634

>>14272624
Plums

>> No.14272643

>>14272633
>fawn over all the sleepy mice
I'm gonna grope the shit out of them and take pictures of them in lewd poses and situations while they're helpless and asleep! Then I'll show them everything when they wake up and see what happens!

>> No.14272649

>>14272624
>>14272630
>>14272634
>you will never reward a solider beetle with fruit for her service in "protecting" you.

>> No.14272652

>>14272633
Real mice don't hibernate as one long sleep, they're just a lot less active.
Your Large Mice would act more like Dormice or really lazy girls.
You'd try to get them to do something and they'd just wrap themselves in the blankets harder.

>> No.14272653

>>14272600
She looks so defenseless, so sniffable.

>> No.14272657

>>14272643
Gonna get swarmed.
>>14272652
This is good too. Wonder how lazy dormice would get.
>>14272653
And then there is this guy.

>> No.14272663
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Are Gods monster girls?

>> No.14272665

>>14272663
Probably not exactly, but many of them appear to be corrupted to greater or lesser degree.

>> No.14272667

>>14272657
>Gonna get swarmed.
Not if I tie them all up first! If they're tied up when they get their energy back then there's nothing they can do until I've made them watch a full feature-length slideshow of how lewd they are! Imagine it anon, all those fidgety mousegirls, naked and tied up on the couch in various positions, unable to control their steadily mounting arousal! It's glorious I tell you!

>> No.14272668

>>14272667
Well, just make sure to use rope they can't chew through.

>> No.14272669

>>14272668
>implying I'd forget the ball gags
You're silly anon, just a big silly.

>> No.14272674
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I want to head pat a mosquito!

>> No.14272675

>>14272669
Yeah, I should have thought of that.

>> No.14272683

>>14272667
>>14272669
God, you're worse than maussniffer and mausfattener and even Nyanon. Those poor, poor mice.

>> No.14272689

>>14272683
I do all of what I do out of love anon, that can't be so bad now, can it? All the mice love it, even if some of them are too embarrassed say so.

>> No.14272692

>>14272674
I want to offend a vampire by pointing out a mosquito to her and asking if they're related!

>> No.14272693

>>14272692
She would cut you.

>> No.14272699

>>14272653
imagine a maus in a dog populated class getting sniffed everywhere and being highly uncomfortable about it every time it happens.

The dogs are just jolly and never wonder why she freezes. some of them find it interesting enough to see it more often.

especially because she is so small

>> No.14272700

>>14272693
I wonder if she has a "insult" knife.

>> No.14272705

>>14272692
myyesh. bully the vampire.

turns out the are actually related (branch family) and she does her best to hide this from our class

>> No.14272708
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>>14272692

>> No.14272711
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>>14272708
Maybe if she'd eat her vegetables.

>> No.14272713

I want a soldier beetle that talks with notes on paper.

>> No.14272714

>>14272700
She has a special brand that says 'BAD BOY' on it. Don't worry though, the mark will fade after a year or two.

>> No.14272722
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>>14272713
you mean like this?
http://mangafox.me/manga/onihime_vs/v01/c001/27.html

>> No.14272727

>>14272722
>onihime vs
A shame that ended where it did.

>> No.14272730

>>14272711
Replace your blood with tomato juice.

>> No.14272735

>>14272708
Don't think I won't bully you as well!

>> No.14272741

>>14272708
All that's missing is a complimentary speech bubble reading "That's my job!"

>> No.14272743

>>14272722
>>14272727
Is that the one with the two hot oni sisters fighting over the right to marry some lucky Joe Shmoe?

How'd it end?

>> No.14272745
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>>14272727
Well it was a Im Dal Young manga, they always start well and go to shit.

Posting superior Onihime.

>> No.14272748

>>14272722
>>14272727
>>14272745
Posting the only Onihime I'll acknowledge and her sister too I guess
http://i.imgur.com/HgmvmxL.jpg

>> No.14272752

>>14272743
I wasn't to marry him, it was to eat his heart
anyway, Zombie oni princess makes him a offer.
she stops his heart from being demon food, and in return he marries her.
Turns out the Oni sisters don't really need the heart, but because of reasons a last fight between the two almost happens off-screen.
then it just moves on to what feels like the end of a filler arc.

>> No.14272755

>>14272743
>marry
Close.
They were competing for the right to ritually devour his heart.

>> No.14272763

>>14272752
>A last fight between the two almost happens off-screen.
That shit looked like it was going to be hype as fuck
http://mangafox.me/manga/onihime_vs/v04/c027/13.html

>> No.14272766

>>14272752
>>14272755
Ah. Was that it? It's been so long since I read it...

I think the last thing I recall involved a hot spring?

>> No.14272768

>>14272745
>Im Dal Young manga, they always start well and go to shit.
what else did he do? and how did they go to shit?

this is my last non MG question

>> No.14272769

>>14272582
Honestly, the waifu war thing is getting extremely overdone. It reminds me of the commercial anon posts a while back, where it started out being fun but the guy didn't know when to quit. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same person.

>> No.14272770

>>14272766
yeah I remember that.
they had to fight a giant monkey demon.

>> No.14272772

>>14272769
It would explain all the salt-kun/bitch-kun calling parallels as of late.

>> No.14272775

>>14272769
At least this time he was trying to shake it up this time.
not saying he should continue, but still.

>> No.14272778

>>14272772
Good point, claiming all the negative posts are this one guy and giving him a stupid name are very much like commercial.

>> No.14272779

>>14272722
Yeah like that.

>> No.14272781
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>>14272770
>giant monkey demon.

Do go on.

>> No.14272782
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14272782

What's your pleasure, sir?

>> No.14272784

>>14272770
Yeah, that sounds about right.

I think that the chapter right before they fought it was the last one I read. Was all there was at the time.

>> No.14272785

>>14272768
Freezing is the main one he has going right now. it started as a nice ecchi battle manga but the storyline went off the deep end and there was even an NTR-lite storyline with the main girl's rapist brother. It's been spiralling downhill ever since then.

If you're ever in the mood to torture yourself there's a list of his shit here.
http://myanimelist.net/people/2827/Dal_Young_Im

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>>14272782
Goo is what.

>> No.14272787

>>14272786
>selling your soul for a lapful of goo

>> No.14272788

>>14272782
Under the desk blowjobs while I shitpost on the interwebs.

>> No.14272789

>>14272782
Can you get your big sister? I wanna sign a contract out of this hellish life.

>> No.14272790

>>14272782
C-Can I rub your ears?

>> No.14272793

>>14272582
>writefags quit
What? I only just skimmed the last thread since there was 1k posts when I got back and it was already archived.

>> No.14272794

>>14272781
wasn't that interesting.
demon monkey gets its ass handed to him by one of the girls, who is just plain stronger the everything she fights

>> No.14272796

>>14272782
Having a devil lay down on top of a busty demon and fucking them both till we're all exhausted.

>> No.14272799

>>14272785
>an NTR-lite storyline with the main girl's rapist brother
That part was so hard to read.
It gets weirder, too.
>His partner who never made their pairing official is losing her fucking mind because he's off with the legendary pandoras and she never sees him anymore
>She finally runs into him and he tells her to stay away from him for a while
>She's having a total breakdown because she's convinced one or more of the legendary pandora is actively stealing him away from her
>Turns out they're his aunts
>Turns out the student council president who died was one of them
>Turns out that one of them served as a surrogate for him and views herself as his real mother
>Turns out he's literally pandora Jesus

>> No.14272800

>>14272785
>Alflame inferno in that list.
Been years since I saw that one.

>> No.14272806

>>14272793
Quicksilver apparently claimed that his latest thing was affected by the shitstorm.
I don't really know though, I never read long greentext chains.

>> No.14272807

>>14272806
Ah, just that then. I kind of understand, you don't want to intrude into the middle of a shitstorm so he cut it short.

>> No.14272810

>>14272782
Which would you rather deal with, a Devil, a Demon or a Genie? They're all literal-minded jerks.

>> No.14272812

>>14272799
Why would you remind me Chiffon died. She was too good for that manga.
>>14272799
He didn't even quit, he just put it on hold till later.

>> No.14272814

>>14272812
Oops, second quote was meant to be >>14272806

>> No.14272815

>>14272810
demon
with the contract, I can plan shit out.

>> No.14272816 [SPOILER] 
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I want Haohi to put be between her breasts too!

They might be fake but who cares!

>> No.14272817

>>14272810
>tfw no Devil imouto and Demon onee-san who compete with each other to try and get you to make a contract with them.

>> No.14272819

>>14272812
Apparently a lot of people thought that way, because he's writing prequels that feature her.

Oh and I almost forgot.
>His status as pandora Jesus means he's basically NTR'd every pandora away from their limiter since their unconscious mind is wholly loyal to him and him alone and their bodies will quite literally move on their own to protect him whether they want to or not

>> No.14272821

>>14272816
I miss when .less draw anime faces, they looked better imho.

>> No.14272830
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Time for a cavalry battle!
Also, this needs color.

>> No.14272831

>>14272830
It already got it, long long ago, in the before time's of /a/.

>> No.14272832

>>14272831
Then how come I don't have it?

>> No.14272834

>>14272832
Beat's me, but I'm not digging it up.

>> No.14272836

>>14272834
Then it might as well not exist! Now cavalry battle time!

>> No.14272839

>>14272830
>what happens if a Wyvern beats a potential rider

>> No.14272840
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What breed of Kobold would you like?
I'd want a blue heeler, the only correct choice for an ausfag.

>> No.14272842

>>14272839
>Giddyup! Justice waits for no one!
>Lose weight, ho!
>Tally-ho!
Oh wait, that's a Wurm.
>>14272840
Only dog I've ever had is one of them west highland terriers, so I guess one of them.
She already is fond of beer and whiskey for some inconceivable reason.

>> No.14272843

>>14272830
I really like this image, the expressions of both are pretty good.

>> No.14272844

>>14272840
Grate Dane
So she can get pissed when i nickname her scooby.

>> No.14272846

>>14272840
A fluffy Samoid Kobold would be nice.

>> No.14272847

>>14272844
At least you didn't call her scrappy.

>> No.14272850

>>14272847
that's a insult too far.

>> No.14272858

>>14272840
German Shepherds will always hold a special place in my heart.

>> No.14272860

>>14272840
Boarder Collie or Labrador.
Both would make perfect Kobolds.

>> No.14272868
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kangaroo girls

>> No.14272872

>>14272868
Pouches are gross.

>> No.14272882
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>>14272868

>> No.14272900 [SPOILER] 
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I could really use a hug right know

>> No.14272902

>>14272900
Hug right now, hug right now, hug right now~

>> No.14272903

>>14272900
Call the Yeti hotline, I hear they're even running a special where you can choose what outfit the Yeti turns up in.

>> No.14272919
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I want a Kikimora like Miyuki, with the endless trolling, monotone voice and sadism too.

>> No.14272921

>>14272919
I don't know who this is, explain further so I may understand your desires.

>> No.14272924
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Would you accept a normal maid working even if the MGC Maid Registry mistakenly sent you the wrong lady?

>> No.14272925

>>14272919
But anon she's only upset that her onii-sama doesn't remember her. She watches him sleep every night and has kissed him hundreds of times while he was sleeping.

>> No.14272926

>>14272903
>Nurse Yeti
>Christmas Yeti
>Wendigo Yeti
>Eva plugsuit Yeti
There's too many choices

>> No.14272931

>>14272924
I don't need a maid. Can't I be a servant instead?

>> No.14272933

>>14272921
The main character's maid in Shomin Sample. She thinks he's into big muscled men (in that screenshot she's texting that to his parents), angrily tuts when forced to apologize so everyone can hear it and insults him constantly in monotone. She also kisses him awake every morning No idea why I like her so much, tsundere normally annoy me but she's entertaining.

>> No.14272937

>>14272933
You want a dirty fujo Kiki who tells your parents how you want to be an Alp?

>> No.14272938

>>14272926
>Idol Yeti
>Gothic lolita Yeti
>Princess Yeti
>Angel Yeti
>Slave Yeti
>Maid Yeti
They have something for everyone.

>> No.14272940

>>14272926
>>14272938
I want Persian Dancing Girl Yeti!

>> No.14272942

>>14272926
There are some new options too.
>Cowboy Yeti (she's got some big guns)
>Serial Hugger Yeti (relax, its all just part of the act)
>Vampire Yeti (she got lost when hug or treating early this year, but seems to be playing along)
>Bane Yeti (We told her not to. Just ignore her and maybe she'll go away)
>Yeti Yeti (She says she's cosplaying as another Yeti. The only actual difference is the red scarf)

>> No.14272943

>>14272937
She's not a fujo, the entire thing is a misunderstanding due to a girl at his old school spreading rumours that he was a homo with a muscle fetish.
Due to that he was kidnapped as a sample boy and commoner for a school full of rich girls since they thought a homo wouldn't make a move on anyone. Now he has to pretend he's gay to stop them castrating him.

>> No.14272945

>>14272919
>sadism
But anon, she is turbo deredere

>> No.14272946

>>14272937
I guess I'd find her more fun than the average Kikimora. My parents also suspect I'm gay anyway.

>> No.14272948

>>14272943
I don't need this nonsense in my life.

>> No.14272950

>>14272940
>Swaying brown hips moving towards you as she comes in for a hug
I'll take one of those too.
>>14272942
>Serial Hugger Yeti (relax, its all just part of the act)
I'm not sure if I trust this one.

>> No.14272952

>>14272942
>Yeti Yeti
But what about a Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti?

>> No.14272953

>>14272933
>She thinks he's into big muscled men
She knows he isn't. He was her first choice when the idea of bringing in a commoner came up, and Eri's shittalking about him gave her the perfect chance. She's completely in love with him and goes full dere when he finally remembers her. She's also a student at the school and is working ridiculously hard to keep her grades all in the A range while still carrying out her maid duties purely because he told her that he likes maids.

>> No.14272955

>>14272952
A Super Yeti God Super Yeti?

>> No.14272956

>>14272943
The best part is, they think he is gay because he was watching gachimuchi

>> No.14272958

>>14272952
They tried that once. It turns out people find a Yeti human pyramid terrifying, resulting screaming in police call outs and depressed Yetis.

>> No.14272959

>>14272919
Why are monotone deadpan sadistic girls so good? I need a Misuzu from Tomo-chan as a Lich so bad.

>> No.14272960
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>>14272931
You most certainly can young man.

Provided you have the proper credentials of course.

>> No.14272963

So, Dragon lovers, which would you prefer: a white Dragon with blue eyes or a black Dragon with red eyes?

>> No.14272964

>>14272953
Ah, ok. I haven't read the manga/LN/whatever so I was in the dark about that.
Its a shame, I like her as she is.

>> No.14272965

>>14272958
I want a policewoman yeti to handcuff me and tell me I have the right to be hugged.

>> No.14272966

>>14272955
I was referring to this http://www.kongregate.com/games/dustincovan/yeti-yeti-yeti-yeti

>> No.14272969

>>14272960
>credentials
Starless said I don't need actual experience as long as my body works.
>>14272963
Black Dragon with red eyes.

>> No.14272971

>>14272963
Black dragon with red eyes, bonus points if she has brown skin.

>> No.14272973

>>14272963
Red eyes every time.
They're the one anime bodily feature I'd love to exist in reality. Well, that and massive tits that defy gravity but that might be asking too much.

>> No.14272975

>>14272964
Did I mention that she's also pretty god damn yandere?
Also, Reiko's mom wants him to marry Reiko but is a bit miffed that he doesn't remember anything about her or Reiko. Dude had a fucking wild summer where he met high class young ladies and a MILF taught him how to dance, but then came down with the dreaded Japanese cold and forget everything that happened.

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>>14272971
this man knows what he talkin about

>> No.14272977

>>14272975
> tsun + yan
Horafying.

>> No.14272979

>>14272975
>Yandere
And I love her even more.

>> No.14272980

>>14272942
>hear door knock
>excited about my cuddling Yeti
>she steps in wearing a big mask
>she tries to hand me a blue polo and khaki pants
>IT WILL BE EXTREMELY WARM
>throw the clothes out and shut door
>hear a muffled FOR YOU as the Yeti leaves

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>>14272976
Brown dragons are a gift from the gods.

>> No.14272988

should you join the quiet and gentle holstarus fraternity or the rowdy and partying minotaur fraternity?

>> No.14272989

>>14272986
you got the full image there friend?

>> No.14272990

>>14272988
>fraternity
I'd assume those were sororities.

>> No.14272993

>>14272990
Naw only Alp's have sororities

>> No.14272994

>>14272988
Partying minotaurs.

Eating meat, drinking, wrestling, drunken MFFFF orgies and falling asleep in a cuddle pile.
That's the life I want.

>> No.14272999

>>14272993
But how can Holsts and Minos have fraternities? They're girls.

>> No.14273000

>>14272994
But what about your grades?

>> No.14273003

>>14272989
http://i.imgur.com/hGlK80U.jpg

>> No.14273005

>>14273000
Nobody asks after your grades when you're a breeding stud.

>> No.14273006

>>14272999
Dominant girls

>> No.14273007
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14273007

>>14273003
Thank you kindly friend, all i had was the non colored version

>> No.14273012

>>14273000
I'd already be their shared husband, that shit's a full time job.

>> No.14273013

>>14273006
>Holsts
>dominant
I err, umm.

>> No.14273022 [SPOILER] 
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14273022

The we need more multi-arm girls

>> No.14273030

>>14273013
You don't know the dark secrets of your local universities holst frat do you?
They lure men in with gentle smiles and promises of friendship, but once a man goes in they never come out the same.
I've heard tales that their expense report includes thousands of dollars of bondage gear
At least that's what the minotaurs told me

>> No.14273031

>>14273030
Hmm, bondage gear you say?
Those cows are in luck. I love to play the rustler.

>> No.14273035

>>14273022
I dont know why an extra set of arms aruses me so much. I wish i had another dick to cope with it.

>> No.14273037

>>14273035
Because more arms means more hugs

>> No.14273039
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14273039

>>14273035

>> No.14273041

>>14273037
No it doesn't! It just means she can hug you tightly while groping your ass and ruffling your hair!

>> No.14273043

>>14273035
Three sets of arms is perfect. They can give you a hug, hold your head while they kiss you and give a handjob all at the same time.

>> No.14273046

>>14273039
>actually managed to rape the giants
Sasuga, humanity.

>> No.14273065

>>14273046
>that panel where the americans are clapping at a guy fucking a giant

>> No.14273071

>You have a dog you really love, you've had it for years and you two are insufferable
>It's your best friend and you love it like family
>It's a female dog

>Suddenly, one day a kobold girl falls in love with you

>What does she think of the dog?
>What does the dog think of her?
>What do your parents think of the situation? Do they think you have a "dog thing?"

>> No.14273076
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14273076

>>14273071
>It's your best friend and you love it like family
No no no. This is exactly how you end up with a Cu Sith.

That said I wouldn't mind that if it was this version.

>> No.14273081

>>14273076
I am going to start calling that pic "superior Cith"

>> No.14273087

Did this Wurm ever get posted here? I don't remember seeing it.
http://i.imgur.com/IFpEemi.png
Trawling through some sites for art that might have been missed and there's a fair bit I haven't seen before. An awful lot of shit stuff too though.

>> No.14273091

>>14273087
This is new and exotic to me.

>> No.14273092

>>14273087
a wurm thats got some sort of jewels on its tail, cool. also a brown wurm cool
Delicious looking skin

>> No.14273097

>>14272988
I want to be the minos' boytoy. I want to see them fight for the right to use me first.

>> No.14273101

Guy who runs waifu wars here, the site freeze, coupled with my need to sleep means the Waifu War got reset. My bad.
Should I continue it now, or later tonight?

>> No.14273102

>>14273087
Regional varieties of MGs are underdone. Good find.

>> No.14273104

>>14273101
Personally id like to see it now, but given that we've yet to hit bump limit, i suggest holding it off till later

>> No.14273110

>>14273101
Do now.

>> No.14273117
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14273117

>>14273101
Wait a few hours if you must do it, last time pissed people off and we're not even at the bump limit yet.

Plus it's kinda overdone.

>> No.14273118

>>14273110
Okay, I've gotta repost the into, gimme a sec.
Just consider the last thread's events non-canon.

>> No.14273119

>>14273101
on second thought do now, so we can avoid the other guy who comes around sometimes after your done and does a shit version of it

>> No.14273120

>>14273117
>Manticore masturbating
Cute.

>> No.14273121

>>14273117
>Last time pissed people off
???
Did that happen after I went to sleep?
Because no one was complaining then.

>> No.14273122

>>14273121
refer to >>14273119
some guy comes around sometimes, i think this guy cause some of the complain with his shit

>> No.14273123

>>14273118
Gentlemen, the hour is upon us. The time for bloodshed draws near.
24 enter, but only one will survive, one who will inherit the title of "Best Waifu" and a human volunteer to be her husband, for now at least. Please welcome your competetors!
Team 1:
Name: Tanya
Species: Amazoness
Age: 31
She's well beyond marriageable age, and now she seeks a challenge and a husband so that she might lose her pariah status back home.

Name: Summer
Species: Lizardman
Age: 22
A romantic at heart, Summer joined the Waifu War in the hopes of winning the heart of a man after she's tried and failed to find one she likes for five years.

Team 2:
Name: Veronica
Species: Shoggoth
Age: 23
Reason for joining: Veronica would say that she was in it for a master, a husband, someone to love and cherish, but she'd be a dirty liar. Veronica joined the waifu war for one simple reason, the thrill of it all. To die in the Waifu War for Vernonica would be to die in bliss.

Name: Janette
Species: Golem
Age: 21
Janette's is a cruel lot. Created as a simple servant she's been consigned to the Waifu War due to her lackluster preformance. If she wins however, she will be free and have a husband of her own.

Team 3:
Name: Eve
Species: Raiju
Age: 24
Reason for joining: Eve is an anarchist, a firestarter, a rebel without a cause. Her former life as a petty bandit / freelance saboteur was brought to an end when she was captured and put on trial. To escape death row she chose to be sent to the Waifu War, and now fights for her freedom.

Name: Shannen
Species: Hellhound
Age: 34
Shannen desires nothing more than a good hunt, so for her the Waifu War is nothing more than the ultimate culmination of her desires, the ultimate hunt. The fact that she can get a husband out of all of this only sweetened the deal for Shannen.


Team 4:
Name: Maia
Species: Arch Imp
Age: 27
Plagued by a massive inferiority complex and sick of people constantly assuming she's younger than she is, Maia joined the Waifu War in the hopes that winning would garner her some of the respect she deserves.

Name: Camilla
Species: Succubus
Age: 33
Camilla joined the waifu war in the hopes of winning a nice man to make into her husband/sexbuddy. She's a succubus, what'd you expect? Though she secretly hopes for a loving relationship with cuddling and handholding.
Team 5:
Name: Natasza
Species: Mindflayer
Age: 28 (Undead)
One of the few returning contestants to a Waifu War, Natasza is a grim reminder of what happens to those who lose, ressurrected as an undead servant. She's a sadist who enjoys watching others suffer and was indirectly responsible for one of the bloodiest rampages in Waifu War history.

Name: Kaede
Species: Tanuki
Age: 20
Perhaps the least lucky Tanuki ever, Kaede was caught red-handed laundering money for a Mist Continent gang. As punishment for her crimes she was sentenced to the Waifu Wars, though the severity of her punishment compared to the nature of her crimes suggests bribery or other such foul play were involved in her ending up in the war.

Team 6:
Name: Artemisia
Species: Human
Age: 22
This young paladin is the thirteenth in a long line of Paladins sent to attempt to win the Waifu War and bring glory to humanity. As you may remember, none of them have succeeded ever. Her brashness may prove an asset, but it might also get her killed like all who came before her.

Name: Christina & Maria
Species: Liliraune
Age: 25
Reason for joining: Christina signed up for the Waifu War in the hopes of breaking Maria out of her shy and introverted shell by winning them a husband. Time will tell if her brash and boastful nature will prove the downfall of her and her sister.
(cont)

>> No.14273125

>>14273121
There was something like that near the beginning of this thread, it was nothing major though.

>> No.14273126

>>14273123
Team 7:
Name: Esma
Species: Cockatrice
Age: 26
Esma is one of the most unlucky types of contestants, a monster captured by slavers and sold to the Waifu Wars for a quick buck, Esma has now been thrust into a horrible fight for her timid life that she never asked for.


Name: Polona
Species: Chimaera
Age: 30
Egotistical, Unstable, and quite proficient in fighting, Polona once was a moderately famous member of the Demon Lord's army. However, her minor fame got to her heads, and she soon assumed that she was strong enough to become the Demon Lord. That attitude landed her here in the Waifu Wars, exiled and dishonored.

Team 8:
Name: Keiko
Species: Ryu
Age: 21
After the decline of her shrine, poor Keiko was left homeless and aimless. With no servants or worshippers to aid her she was weakened and was no match for an Order patrol she encountered. Instead of executing her however, the young Order members she encountered sold her to the Waifu Wars, believing that it was a worse fate than anything The Order could do to her.

Name: Estelle
Species: Ghost
Age: 36
In life she was a noblewoman whose abrasive nature scared off any potential sutiors. Now she's joined the Waifu War in an attempt to gain a husband, something she never could get when she was alive.

Team 9:
Name: Annette
Species: Dark Elf
Age: 24
Given she's right on the brink of becoming a Christmas Cake, Annette joined the waifu war in a desperate attempt to find a husband before, in her eyes at least, she becomes "too old" to marry.


Name: Leila
Species: Mummy
Age: 32 (Undead)
Leila was hired by Annette to act as her partner in the Waifu War. Given that she's an undead girl, she's relatively unfazed by the horrific bloodsport and almost seems perpetually bored. She's a good actor though.

Team 10:
Name: Miyu
Species: Karakasa-Obake
Age: 19
A young and foolish girl who has no idea what she's getting into. Her innocence means that she doesn't quite comprehend that she needs to kill people to win the prize of a husband. But she really wants a husband.


Name: Roza
Species: Dark Slime
Age: 33
All this perverted villainous slime wants is a husband to rape and spoil. That's it, that's her whole motivation. Help us, she's evil. She's even manipulating poor innocent Miyu.

Team 11:
Name: Junko
Species: Blue Oni
Age: 23
After being pestered by her Red Oni sister about her married life, Junko joined the Waifu War, partly to get away from her annoying sister, partly because she wants to be considered "The Best".


Name: Anika
Species: Lesser Succubus
Age: 25
A true nymphomaniac, Ankia was once human but became addicted to Prisoner fruit and transformed into a Lesser Succubus. She wants to win the Waifu War to get a husband she can fuck every day. She also wants to feed her love of demon realm fruits.

Team 12:
Name: Cherette
Species: Dormouse
Age: 21
Cherette's familly was placed in great debt by the unsound economic policies of Wonderland, and she now fights to bring prestige to her family. She's rather cunning, but also a bit of a coward.

Name: Valarie
Species: Sea Bishop
Age: 20
Reason for joining: Valarie is obsessed with romance, and sees nothing more romantic than her fighting for the heart of a human boy kept locked away in a tower. She's a bit delusional and never really grew out of her Chuuni phase.

You know how this goes by now, place your bets.
http://i.imgur.com/lfAX794.png

Fuckin' hell this is the 13th waifu war huh? Bad luck means I had to reset.

>> No.14273127

>>14273126
I'm betting on district 3

>> No.14273129

>>14273126
Huh. Everything went the same as last time.
Nevermind the reset bit then.
http://i.imgur.com/sT3g1kV.png
http://i.imgur.com/Xc4nn3F.png

>> No.14273130
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14273130

>At MG high, you always spend some time after class in the very back of the school's massive library
>One day, Gazer-chan catches you in your secret spot
>Bathed in the orange glow of the evening sun, she was there waiting for you
>She smiles smugly and you see determination in her eye(s)
>She twirls around and makes some peace signs over her eye and then goes into a "cool" pose "I INTEND TO MAKE YOUR HEART GO DOKI~ DOKI~ DOKI~ WITH THIS POWERFUL SHOT OF L-O-V-E, STRAIGHT FROM ME TO YOU!!!"
>She makes a gun with her hands and points it at you "PEW~ PEW~ PEW~" she then blows the "smoke" of her finger gun
>"PLEASE ACCEPT THESE FEELING FOR THEY ARE TRUE~ TRUE~ TRUE~"
>She holds her pose, while quivering, waiting for answer
>The Crow Tengu librarian then comes by and demands that you two leave for making such a ruckus
>Now outside of the library, she looks at you expectantly

What do you do? Choose wisely.

>> No.14273132

>>14273130
Hug her, jokingly call her a dork and say I accept her feelings.

>> No.14273140

>>14273129
Well that's not very paladin-like of you Artemisia.
http://i.imgur.com/fpC1xiS.png

>> No.14273152

The search for art continues.
http://i.imgur.com/mf6hPDo.jpg
Someone actually made Ushi-Oni into nightmare fuel.

>> No.14273154
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14273154

>No tentacled waifu who is super into lotion play and wet, messy sex

>> No.14273155

>>14273140
It's her post-smiting victory snuggle. She just doesn't have her trusty squire around so she has to make do.

Artemisia is a pretty retarded name though Artemis is already feminine. Artemisia is a place name. Hell, it literally means Land of Artemis.

>> No.14273164

>>14273154
Those feet have got to go.

>> No.14273166

>>14273140
Seems like a good round for fishing.
http://i.imgur.com/EXrTB9b.png

>> No.14273169

>>14273154
>That face
I want to be locked in lewd and passionate kissing with her while her tentacles wrap around be.

>> No.14273180

>>14273166
There is no excuse for this kind of lewdness.
http://i.imgur.com/mqjmEiA.png

>> No.14273185
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14273185

>>14272553
I missed out on the Gazer Dump, is there an Imgur link or something?

>> No.14273189

>>14273180
NOOO!!!! She'll fuck your brain! Literally!!

>> No.14273190

>>14273180
>http://i.imgur.com/mqjmEiA.png
What was in that drink to kill a slime? paint thinner?

>> No.14273191

>>14273185
Starts >>14271666 and he starts dumping pomf links shortly after.

>> No.14273194

>>14273180
Why is it the most effective killers are always killed by accident?
http://i.imgur.com/CGtwqWm.png

>> No.14273204
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14273204

>No brash right-wing radio talk-show host Hellhound GF that makes liberals butthurt over the air
>"Caller, let me tell you what's wrong with the Mindflayer agenda in MGC, this was a city built on Crow Tengu values..."
>*WOO WOO WOO* NUMBER 1 ON AM TALK RADIO, CARRIED BY OVER 300 AFFILIATES, THE HELLHOUND SHOW!!! *WOO WOO WOO*

>> No.14273216

>>14273194
Well then. Less bloody than I would've liked but okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPHHhbVE8HU
http://i.imgur.com/TeJiQ53.png

>> No.14273217

>>14273152
>http://i.imgur.com/mf6hPDo.jpg
>that
>nightmare fuel

Bitch is gonna get the strongest most reassuring hug ever.

>> No.14273226

>>14273204
>*WOO WOO WOO*
>not *AWOO AWOO AWOO*
Seems like a missed opportunity to me.

>> No.14273230

>>14273216
And now comes the part where everyone's being a huge pussy.
http://i.imgur.com/tfpdK07.png

>> No.14273250

I want to sleep in a bed full of tied up maus dakis!

>> No.14273251

>>14273230
Never trust a ghost.
http://i.imgur.com/5T8L0L2.png

>> No.14273254

>>14273251
>keiko is gone
well shit

>> No.14273255

>>14273204
I don't think a Hellhound would be very interested in radio stations.

I think it would either burn it or eat the mic.

>> No.14273259

>>14273255
>eat the mic
They aren't dumb anon, come on now.

>> No.14273262

>>14273251
Not much this time.
http://i.imgur.com/dLSC1MO.png

>> No.14273265

>>14273259
I don't think it would even want to go to a radio show unless dicks are involved.

What are the chances she won't eat the mic?

>> No.14273266

>>14273262
THE BOYMAKER FALLS.
http://i.imgur.com/FfdTOpP.png

>> No.14273271

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nB1E0oAAc-w
blazing saddles ku klux scene with anon
>anon and dhampir trying to sneak pet order gaurds
>dhampir gets an idea
>whispers something to anon then hide him behind a rock
>shouts at the gaurds "oh boys"
>order gaurds look back at her
>"look what I have here"
>pulls anon out from behind the rock
>"hey where are da monsta women at?"
>dhampir and anon flee as order chases after them

>> No.14273272

>>14273204
>>14273255
>>14273259

Rush Limbaugh style radio is more the realm of Wurms than Hellhounds

Also, >>14273204 try not to shoehorn real-world /pol/itics into MGE threads, it'll just shit up the thread with drama fighting, and lead to warnings and bans for off-topicness.

>> No.14273275

>>14273255
she'd burn up SJWs and lib-shits with her biting commentary

>> No.14273276

>>14273266
Fuck..

>> No.14273277

>>14273266
A-at least Meep-Meep-chan is still around...

>> No.14273280

>>14273266
Junko what the fuck.
http://i.imgur.com/HoMaijK.png

>> No.14273285

>>14273280
There's nothing in Polona's veins but ice.
http://i.imgur.com/2BzRyjY.png

>> No.14273293

>>14273285
Really guys? Really?
Couldn't even put on a fucking show?
http://i.imgur.com/xsqzOiM.png

>> No.14273294
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14273294

>>14273275
Hot off the press, Hellhound represents Gamergate!

https://twitter.com/notofeminism

Now I can't help but imagine Hellhound acting like this all the time in her own radio show, trying to desperately get dicks by going anti-fem.

>> No.14273296

>>14273294
>Gamergate
That's still a thing?

>> No.14273301

>>14273294
>sempai
Meh

>> No.14273303

>>14273293
Alright, who volunteers to be the Himedere Ghost's husbando?
http://i.imgur.com/y12X6ML.png

>> No.14273304

>>14273296
Maybe.

Ask the idiots who keep making articles about it instead of letting it die.

>> No.14273305

>>14273296
The SJWs keep trying to act like it ended and yet Gamergate keeps on chugging.

>> No.14273313

>>14273303
And now a moment for the fallen.
http://i.imgur.com/qCg3N72.png
That's it for this time. See you in another couple weeks for Waifu War XIV.
Maybe a Paladin will actually win, who knows?
Any fallen contestants are now raised as undead servants available for purchase.
Not really for purchase, just in kayfabe.

>> No.14273314

>>14273294
she wouldn't get feminism since she's attractive, stronger than any man, and not afraid of anything.

>> No.14273317

>>14273204
I prefer the oni that does radio graffiti.

>> No.14273318

>>14273305
Really? Because it seems like both Feminist Frequency and Gamergate are struggling to remain relevant when no one really cares anymore.
Even the people who backed FF's kickstarter are souring on her because she's a dirty liar who stole their money and provided nothing.

>> No.14273319

>>14273317
Did the centaurs spam her call line?

>> No.14273321

>>14273305
It was dead in the womb.
The only people left are the ones masturbating over the body

>> No.14273322

>>14273319

baba booie

>> No.14273323

>>14273314
Yeah she's certainly an independent woman.

My bad for assuming I could get a piece of her anus that way.

>> No.14273324

>>14273318
You're whole idea of GG is wrong if you think Anita has anything to do with it or that GG cares what other people think of them.

Anita used GG as a boogeyman but was never relevant, GG just cares about getting Video Game press to be less shitty, which they've had a lot of success with.

>> No.14273326

>>14273319
>All these goddamn My Little Paladin fruits calling in!
>cans.wav

>> No.14273328

>>14273326
>Horsepussy are the bronies of NGC
fitting, solely considering how shit they both are.

>> No.14273329

I wanna take a Maus, put her in a sizeable cage and give her cheese til she's a big fat maus!
Then I put in a wheel and see if she gets her life back on track or if she continues to be lazy!
It doesn't matter to me I'll pet her if she's a muscle maus or fatty maus!

>> No.14273336

>>14273329
Is that you, mausfattener? What are you going to do when her eyes well up with fear when you first put her in the cage? What will you do when she can't stop pouting and looking at you pitifully?

>> No.14273346

>>14273336
It's a perfectly nice sized cage! Hell it's bigger than those aquariums you see at dentist offices!

>> No.14273347

>>14273324
It would be nice seeing that go under.
One of the many examples of why I don't trust kickstarter or paetron.

Although I sure as heck would sponser an MG who put a kickstarter up for "Help me by a plane ticket to rape this one nerd on the internet."

>> No.14273348

>>14273346
>Needing a cage
Just furnish a basement and put her/them down there.
More room to grow/live.

>> No.14273351

>http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by
>No penis in vagina.
>That's it.

Impeccable logic demands that this get done to Saki's while little butt. Looking forward to more, Quicksilver.

>> No.14273353

I want to squat, drink vodka, and stare angrily at pedestrians with a Jinko

>> No.14273356

>>14273346
But anon, that's basically confining her to a bed! A small bed at that! And where are you going to put the mouse wheel? What happens when the poor girl gets restless and turns to masturbation as her only outlet for her frustration?

>> No.14273359

>>14273351
Thanks anon, If I'm not collapsing by tonight I might try to continue.

>> No.14273360

>>14273326
What kind of monster girl would be the engineer?

My vote's for Wurm.

>> No.14273364

>>14273130
>Picturing a cute little teenage gazer trying to win your heart by dancing around with an embarrassed shark-teeth smile

>> No.14273369

>>14273360
Blue Oni is Ghost, Red Oni is Engineer.
It's actually just one Purple Oni.

>> No.14273370

>>14273130
Silly nerd, she's getting a headpat. then maybe a nice dinner and another headpat.

>> No.14273374

how does one mindbreak a mindflayer?

>> No.14273378

>>14273347
>Help me by a plane ticket to rape this one nerd on the internet

>Kickstarter video is she furiously masturbating on camera while talking about all the things she wants to do to him
>Stretchgoals are for buying lube and lingerie, comfy hotel rooms, paying for a full fake identity to kidnap him
>Backer rewards include pictures of the act, videos and livestreams for the higher backers
>For the 10000 tier she will actually fly you over and let you watch
>Funded 150% on the first hour
>Articles appear on every online mag
>Thousands of copycats appear every day from then on

>> No.14273381

>>14273374
Blast her with pictures of handholding when she tries to get your thoughts.

>> No.14273383

>>14273381
I was thinking the same thing.

>> No.14273385

>>14273374
Why would you want to?

>> No.14273386

>>14273378
Call the police!

>> No.14273388

>>14273385
Self defense
plus your love should be genuine

>> No.14273397

>>14273374
By demonstrating your love to her before she messes with your brain

>> No.14273399

>>14273348
My basement is where I keep all my old Power Ranger toys from MM to Time Force!
You can even see over there the space I have for my Dragonzord Toy....IF I HAD ONE

>> No.14273402

I just wanna cuddle with a wurm. I'll bet it would be so warm and comfy...

>> No.14273409

>>14273370
>>14273364
>>14273130
>Take her to dinner at a little hole-in-the-wall Ramen shop
>She doesn't know what to get
>You order for her, hoping she'll like it
>She happily slurps it up "Thanks this is really good
>Her big eye is focused on the soup while all her eye tentacles are focused on you
>You make "eye contact" with them and laugh
>She blushes and averts all of them
>You give her a head-pat
>She smiles and hums happily, shark teeth glowing in the low light of the shop

Non-Lewd MG stories>>>>Lewd MG stories

>> No.14273410

>>14273399
Timmy's Dad plz, conquering the world and/or stuffing mice isn't the answer.

Besides you could just put a shock collar on her and set the boundaries around your house.
Lets her move around, until she can't, without having to worry about her running away

>> No.14273411

>>14273388
She'll make it feel genuine and that's all that matters, because nothing matters otherwise.

>> No.14273413

>>14273409
What about cute-lewd stories?

>> No.14273417

>>14273411
>living your life as a lie
The truth must be reality no matter how much it hurts

>> No.14273420

>>14273413
better than lewd for the sake of lewd

>> No.14273423

>>14273410
That's not very humane anon, you know how mousegirls are. The second she gets a chance she's trying to escape because she thinks there's no way you'd ever hurt her. What happens when she gets a hearty shock and becomes deathly afraid of you because she thinks you lied to her? Hell, she'll probably become a shut in even after you take the collar off, she'll be far too scared to leave the house.

>> No.14273429

>>14273423
Well that does fix the problem of her trying to escape.
It's not like she won't try to pick the lock or lift the latch on her cage.

If he goes the muscle route then keeping her insides going to be tough, much less so if she goes the other route.

>> No.14273438
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Still no MGE phoenix? Have one

http://i.imgur.com/rXeHe3S.png

>> No.14273439

>>14273429
>It's not like she won't try to pick the lock or lift the latch on her cage.
That's why you keep her in bondage mittens anon, or at least vetwrap her hands so she can't use them. That's better than inflicting pain on her whenever she tries to get away unless of course she likes it.

If you were to keep her in a collar though, what kind would you get? I mean, any collar can be enchanted with a shock enchantment. A normal pet collar? Something like more of a necklace? A tall, strict posture collar that covers her whole neck from her shoulders to her chin?

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>>14273417
Living a life of suffering just because of a set of malleable moral values is not noble, and even if it was, you wouldn't care after she was done soothing you. Just let her take away the pain forever.

>> No.14273444

>Oni throwing a party
>orders alcohol with a few "virgins"
>they send her non-alcoholic drinks instead of cute boys and hard liquor
>her and her friends hang out uncomfortably sober

>> No.14273447

>>14273441
As long as she doesn't take away the things I liked and loved before then I'm fully okay with living in her perfect little world. As long as it's perfect for both of us.

>> No.14273448

>>14273441
I want her to hold me from behind, pull me down into bed and jam her brain feelers into my mind so we can nap together and share dreams.

>> No.14273449

>>14273439
A necklace would be good, and if you're worried about pain then you can just get it enchanted so that it nukes her with pleasure when she tries to run.
1 to ahego in less than a second, leaving you with a dripping, panting mouse of varying size in your yard.

>> No.14273450

>>14273438
Those are some spicy buns. Nice.

>> No.14273451

>>14273441
Never!
To live a lie is to not live at all
Does she fear that if I know the truth that I will leave?
Neigh I say
For did I not make a vow to stay with her in sickness and in health?
For no matter what hard times we go through I shall always be with her?
Even if she did stick a tentacle in my ear

>> No.14273455

>>14273370
That spoiler actually got me, good one anon.

>> No.14273456

>>14273438
I can recall seeing Hyphens WIP for that image.

>> No.14273458

>>14273444
This is the part where the naive pizza boy shows up with their pizza right?

>> No.14273459

>>14273449
What do you do with her then? She's liable to jump you once she gets used to it. You have to be really careful with that though, she might get addicted to the rush and constantly try to escape.

>> No.14273464

>>14273459
Well, she'd have to go to the cage if she keeps doing that, couldn't be helped then.

That or heaping feasts of cheese.

Can't make a run for it if she can't run.

>> No.14273466

>>14273458
No anon
this is the part where you show up with the pizza

>> No.14273468
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>>14273441
>no yandere Mindflayer Onee-san to ease your troubles

>> No.14273470

>>14273466
Imagine walking in on that party though.
You'd probably walk out of it sore.
Or you'd become their husband.

>> No.14273473

>>14273470
Probably both

>> No.14273507

>>14273166
>>14273140
>>14273129
>>14273180
So most in there for honor/thrill/hurting die early. That Hellhound who wanted her ultimate hunt had to watch life slowly seep away from her body minutes after the match started.

The innocent Miyu will never have to break her innocence as she gets murdered in her sleep and spared the cruelties of the hunt.

>>14273303
No suprise, can't harm a ghost.

>> No.14273508

>>14273464
>Can't make a run for it if she can't run.
That's true, I guess. Are you still going to vetwrap her hands? I mean, it'll probably be safer if you do.

>> No.14273509

Is anyone here versed in the art of CQC?
Close Quarters Cuddles for those not familiar with acronyms.
It's quite effective against fluffier soldiers.

>> No.14273514

>>14273438
Awesome. I love all the attention phoenixes are getting recently.

>> No.14273515

>>14273508
Until I know that she won't be making any escapes, yes.
Sure it costs a lot to get all that cheese but it's fine.

>> No.14273526

>>14273515
How do you plan on feeding her? are you going to do it all yourself or will you just set it out for her and watch her struggle to try and grip it with her hands all wrapped up and useless? Would you even give it to her via mouth to mouth?

>> No.14273529
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>>14272610

>> No.14273534

>>14273514
They deserve all the love

>> No.14273536

>>14273509
I remember the basics

>> No.14273540

>>14273536
Yeah it was tough when we were trained to always go for the ears when we were trained
It was always so tempting to touch the tail

>> No.14273545

What's your favorite way of making your waifu spill her spaghetti.

>> No.14273548

>>14273509
Oh, I'm a fucking master at CQC. I even took the extra course in groping and molestation to give me that extra edge, just in case I need more distraction to get away or something.

>> No.14273551

>>14273545
Hugging her from behind and wrapping my arms around her tummy

>> No.14273558

>>14273545
Giving her headpats and telling lovey-dovey eye puns.

>> No.14273562

>>14273548
You dare perverse CQC in that way?!
The point of CQC is to subdue not to scar
If you practice that form of CQC you had better take responsibility

>> No.14273564

>>14273526
I'd hand feed her of course!
Can't watch her struggle uselessly can I?

Besides, gotta make sure she's eating all the cheese.

>> No.14273568

>>14273562
This is war anon, there is no responsibility for a soldier except to protect his country and his brothers in arms. It's not anything any man should have to live with, leaving all those monstergirls frustrated and alone, but it has to be done.

>> No.14273569

>>14273509
Should we try using CQC on a Lamia ?
I heard they are expert in this.

>> No.14273578

>>14273564
What are you going to make her wear when she's all caged up? Will you change her for her workouts? Because she obviously can't change on her own.

>> No.14273582
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>>14273514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc

>Immortality is, at its core, a curse my friend.
>You watch your loved ones die, the world shifts on its axis.
>Kingdoms rise and fall, Empires are born and die, retching in their beds as the barbarians sack their cunts of all their riches
>I've seen the spinning of the wheel many times, my friend. Everyone around me just keeps getting older, while I'm standing still.
>Everyone but her.
>She's a persistent flame in the darkness of our world, and the only thing I can truly consider my equal... my lover.
>Whether she snuffs herself out and comes back as a surrogate daughter, or remains at my side when she's grown again.
>You young men have no patience, wishing for immortality. When there isn't a single second, a day, a week, or a month that I don't wish for death.
>So long as I can remain with her. From now until the Sun burns itself out like the flame on a cosmic wick.

>> No.14273583

>>14273569
Lamias are the most dangerous ones anon, once they get hold of you they're the hardest ones to shake. That's why you take the remedial courses.

>> No.14273584

>>14273568
You're wrong
We can create a new world
A world without nations
Without war
Where soldiers don't fight for corrupt governments or molestation
Where all soldiers fight for peace, justice, and waifus
We can't make it to heaven
So this outer heaven is our best bet

>> No.14273591

>>14273569
Only if you have something cold with you

>> No.14273593
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14273593

It's great being a Hatsunefag.

She has lots of fanart and plenty of remixes of her theme

>> No.14273594
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>>14273545
Earplay. All the earplay in the world.
Blowing into her ears, humming into them, gently sinking my fingers into her ear fluff and tracing circular little patterns in, all while whispering to her about how cute it is to see her react so strongly to it.

>> No.14273599

>>14273593
She looks evil. Is she evil? I don't like evil girls. Evil girls are mean.

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>>14273558
>More monoeye lovers in the thread
Mein brother.

>> No.14273610

>>14273599
Evil girls are the purest form of olev when you are the only one they truly care deeply about.

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>>14273599
she's the protagonist of her own VN with an awesome song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od7l4H1BX9A

she's more evil than not though. A spider youkai who eats humans. And can either partially or full transform into a human

>> No.14273613

>>14273599
What if the evil girl loves you and is nice to you though?

>> No.14273621

>>14273578
I'm sure a simple T-shirt and jeans would work, although I'd put her in some shorts and another shirt if she works out.

I'd also hand dress her myself, better to inspect my work first hand. That way I can tell if the cheese or workouts are winning.

Handy if I need to take measurements for new clothes.

>> No.14273623

>>14273609
Monoeyes are nice girls and deserve tender, gentle loving.

>> No.14273624
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>>14273594
Don't go overboard.

>> No.14273629
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>>14273599
She eats bullies

>> No.14273631

>>14273621
>if I need to take measurements for new clothes.
I'm sure there will be a lot of that, yes.

What happens when she becomes an acceptable weight? Do you plan on keeping her in that little cage forever or will you start taking her out sometimes?

>> No.14273636

>>14273624
>arms deep

>> No.14273641

>>14273636
Didn't you know anon? Kitsune ears are alternate portals to the mofuverse!

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>>14273610
>>14273613
A person who is nice to you but not to the waiter is not a nice person.
Similarly, a girl who is nice to you but consumes the flesh of living humans is not a nice girl.

>> No.14273649

>>14273642
Normally if the waiter is nice, the clients are nice as well.
I know because I am one.

>> No.14273650

>>14273642
I don't think you understand how evil people work anon. She doesn't care about anyone except her precious husbando because the world is shit and everyone is an idiot.

>> No.14273653

>>14273642
As long as she brushes her teeth I don't see a problem

>> No.14273655
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>>14273642
She looks like a nice girl though

>> No.14273656

>>14273631
Well, it all depends one when she finally accepts the situation.
Once she stops trying to run then I'll begin taking her out with me and let her walk about the house.

Whether it's a muscle mouse with a six pack or a doughy one I can dress in a string bikini and take to the beach does not matter to me.

I'll need to keep up the regime though, can't have her quit with the cheese feasts just because she's able to walk, or waddle, around the house.

>> No.14273661

>>14273656
>or waddle
Don't you think that's a little much anon? I mean, that's full on hambeast mode.

>> No.14273664

>>14273509
>Close Quarters Cuddles
>It's a combat style that emphasizes efficiency, practicality, and speed
>You find the softest, fluffiest weak point on your target, and expose it to take absolute advantage of
>With kitsunes, it involves a quick strike to the ears, tenderly stroking the tips to stun her
>While she's reeling, step around and trip her, taking her to the floor
>Pin her arms, sit on her center of gravity, and start molesting her tails like there's no tomorrow
>With Yetis, it involves anticipating their attack
>When they reach out to hug you, press the CQC button to quickly divert her attack, and use her own momentum to spin her around
>Then hug her from behind
>The Yeti is now entirely at your mercy
>These are the principles of CQC.

>> No.14273665

>>14273612
Isn't she a dyke or at least bi/leaning towards girls?

Everything I know about her is through what people say about the VN, no one's going to translate something that old.

>> No.14273666

>>14273650
Contrary to what a former defense employee on a rampage through central LA might tell you, people being shit does not make it okay to deny their god-given right to 'not being eaten alive by a irredeemable woman-spider.'

>> No.14273669

>>14273664
I want to see Snake cuddling monster girls

>> No.14273671

>>14273661
Just makes her easier to tease.
And like I said, I want to be sure that she can't run out at any moment.

Although I guess that I could dial it back a bit till she's just plump.

>> No.14273672

>>14273666
Shit Satan, since when were you so insufferably lame?

>> No.14273675

>>14273665
She saves a girl who was getting gangraped and makes her an ally.

>> No.14273676
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14273676

Would Yetis wear different scarves depending on the month and season?

>> No.14273677

>>14273671
>I could dial it back a bit till she's just plump.
That's for the best though. You don't want to completely ruin her life, do you?

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>>14273623
Would raise a family with.

With a white picket fence house and a red car.

>> No.14273683

>>14273676
No, it's too much of a bother to collect enough of an anon's underpants material to create even one scarf.

>> No.14273685

>>14273666
I never read that in the bulk of rights
Waifus gotta eat

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>>14273666
>irredeemable
She's allies with spiderman

last pic. I promise

>> No.14273693

>>14273681
How many daughterus? I'm partial to one, or maybe two. Two cute monoeye daughterus born about three years apart sounds perfect.

>> No.14273695

>>14273685
>bulk of rights
Well
Maybe it would have been called that if /fit/ founded the country

>> No.14273697

>>14273677
There is a certain allure to it I can assure you.

Taking her to the beach in too small swimsuits so she gets stared at.

Working her out on occasion so she can see how much harder everything is.

Making her stand nude in front of a mirror so she can see herself.

Maybe put her in an eating contest or two just to see how she does.

It would be pretty fun to mess with the mouse.
She'd still have me though and I'd make it up to her when I can.


And there's always the treadmill and a diet around the corner if we want to get her back into shape.

>> No.14273701

>>14273697
As long as it's all done out of love Mr. Mausfattener.

>> No.14273702
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>>14273693
One to secure the family name, one to spoil absolutely rotten with love. NOT THAT KIND OF LOVE, YOU DEGENERATES.

>>14273666
>>14273629
>She eats people she determines are evil or bullies
>Like some kind of altruistic murder-bitch
It reeks of edgy ManyEyedHydra pretentiousness and I can't take her seriously.

>> No.14273704

>>14273702
>sopiler
aww

I'm going to do it anyway.

>> No.14273705

>>14273624
No, I'm going to go so overboard. I'll make that fox look bored in comparison with what I'd do to my anubis' ears.
I'll give her ASMR shivers so powerful, they'll make every muscle in her body turn to jelly. I'll switch from ear to ear when she least expects it, to make her stimulation peak with such intensity that her whole body turns as stiff as a girder for just a second.
By the time I'm finished, she'll be drooling and smiling vacantly, her mind enveloped by white fuzz, waiting for her brain to reboot after its pleasure overload.

>> No.14273708

>>14273702
More that she needed to eat humans to regain power and came across a bunch of students gangraping and abusing a female classmate and decided to eat them and to use the girl as an ally because she needed an ally to recover for her fight against her nemesis

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14273709

reposted for the anon(s) that wanted dog girl imouto

based janitors. i'm glad the other thread was nuked.

>> No.14273713

>>14273701
Of course it will.

Then again, if she keeps up a nice workout regime then I'll spoil her that way.
Buying her barbells, dumbbells, and even a squat rack so she can better train herself.

I'd switch over to minomilk cheese and help her get strong until she's got an eight pack and I need to buy her new clothes because she flexed too hard one time.

Then I can dress her up in frilly dresses and take her out to eat, princess carry her through a gym full of power lifting jinkos and onis, or maybe put her in the smallest bikini I can find so she can show it off at the beach.

A muscle maus is just as good.

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>>14273702
>ManyEyedHydra
The guy's got more beef with masculinity than a feminist butcher!

>> No.14273717

>>14273709
This is adorable, good work Snibako.

>> No.14273718

>>14273709
My heart.

>> No.14273721

>>14273713
>A muscle maus is just as good.
Your plans for a muscle maus are fantastic. I can only imagine her embarrassment as you carry her through that gym while she wears her frilliest pink dress.

>> No.14273723

>>14273709
I can't tell what's happening in the middle left one. Is she eating dog treats?

Regardless, it's really cute. I love the mailman one. That's creative.

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>>14273708
>A girl you saved from being sexually assaulted is going to trust you because you just viciously ate her assailants

>> No.14273731
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>>14273154
That face...it reminds me of an artist but I can't remember who!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xeGE_5kSI0

>> No.14273739

>>14273721
Exactly.

Not to mention all the stares she'd be getting from the girls working out, although if they were stares of jealousy or not would be another thing.

She's going to be the most muscled mause when I'm through with her!
She'll be winning competitions and everything!

It all depends on whether she wants to keep up a diligent workout regime or sit on her kiester and eat cheese all day.

>> No.14273742

>>14273739
Don't you have a bunch of them in your basement though? I mean, you could probably have both.

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14273745

I'll be damned, this guy's actually getting better.

Although he did fuck up a Kiki's arm in the same set.

>> No.14273747

>>14273716
I haven't heard of him, what's his problem?

>> No.14273755

>>14273742
True, there are a few who keep sneaking in after that 3-time rule.

I'm sure that having both would be just as fine, although the bigger girls would have bigger assets which may make the muscled mice jealous.

Of course I'd just need to remind them that they're the ones I get to lift with and give them a slap on their tight little behinds.

>> No.14273760

>>14273755
Do you ever make them work out with their holes plugged? Because I would.

>> No.14273766

>>14273760
Only if they'd be doing something like sit ups, push ups, or cardio on a bike/elliptical.

Don't want them injuring themselves because of a stray orgasm.

>> No.14273767

>>14273747
Succubi erotic snuff that comes of as mean spirited.
one of his stories had a guy that worked to where he got to in life only to be screwed over by his boss and forced to fight a succubus, lose,and be raped to death.

And I'm not talking "pleasantly jizz your life away" death. I'm talking "soul sucking, body reduced to dust" death.

>> No.14273777

>>14273766
>cardio on a bike/elliptical.

>exercise bike with dildos on the seat
>she can't help but slide up and down as she pedals
Holy hell, muh fetish

>> No.14273783

>>14273777
Yep.

It's fun to tease muscle mice.
I may have them do it in front of their chunkier cousins too just for some extra fun.

>> No.14273784
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>>14273747
He's a writer on literortica. Speaking from a technical sense, he's a very good writer.
The problem lot's of people have with him, is that he writes "erotic horror". As in, either death or soul vore as a result of having sex with the featured monstergirl. There's a few which aren't like that, though the majority surely do fall into that category.

A story of his usually goes like this:

>Introduction of male main character
>MC stumbles upon something weird, like a newly opened shop or old artefact
>That weird thing normally involves a girl who looks stunningly beautiful
>MC is seduced by girl
>MC ignores all the blatant warning signs and does what the girl wants, either having sex with her or interacting with the special object
>MC has his mind blown by the most pleasurable sex he's ever felt
>Then it starts to hurt, and the girl reveals herself as an evil succubus/demonic creature
>MC panics, but is powerless to escape as demongirl continues to have sex with him
>MC orgasms
>MC either turns to dust, has his soul sucked out and trapped inside a bubble or digested entirely, has literally all the moisture in his body sucked out through his penis, is melted down and absorbed in some way, etc, etc...

It's a shame. His stuff would be brilliant fap material if it didn't start getting bad where it should be getting good.

>> No.14273787
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>>14273747
He almost exclusively does erotic horror or snuff. Pretty much anybody he deems as 'a dick' gets killed in horrible ways.

>Guy who works his way up from the ground gets forced into a cage match with a Succubus where she sucks his soul out through his dick
>Several businessmen who think they're going on an erotic nudist Scottish escape get eaten by lycanthropes off-screen after fucking them in human form like rabbits
>Several men fall for the ruse of a witch, who're honest to God average Joes and either get their soul sucked out by Bubble Slime Succubus or by Succubus vaginal secretions used as a NURU oil
>Group of guys in Amsterdam get tricked by an old guy into fucking lethal Pitcher Plant Girls after one of them flips a midget over a table in a bar, the one guy who says "fuck this" gets killed by the old man braining him with a baseball bat

Or my personal "meh" one.

>Guy signs up for a fifteen minutes of sex challenge on his friend's idea and ends up getting fucked to death by some weird kind of catepillar monster girl thing who secretes a type of bodily fluid that turns your organs and tissue into semen for her to digest while killing you by fuck

I wish I were being ironic but >>14273767 can vouch for me.

>> No.14273791

>>14273783
Have you ever considered writing about this anon? We need more people who write about maus, especially with ideas like yours.

>> No.14273793

>>14273784
>very good writer
eeehh...

>> No.14273805

>>14273793
Well, very competent, at least. There's a few quirks I'll admit I don't like, but for the most part, I think he's good at portraying the story he wants to portray.

>> No.14273811
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>>14273438
>tfw all I can see is Kazooie

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!

>> No.14273813

>>14273784
I can already hear the succubutts protesting outside his apartment due to their unfair representation in his media

>> No.14273815

>>14273791
Sorry Anon but I'm afraid that's something took out there to put to pen.

I may do maus stuff someday but not today

>> No.14273824

>>14273811
Hey, remember when they prettied up Kazooie for Nuts and Bolts?
Well, now you can't unremember it.

>> No.14273827

>>14273811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S7pXH05yKY

>> No.14273829

>>14273813
>>14273813
To be fair, Nÿte turns me into diamonds when she's not being bismuth levels of edgy like with the one-off she had for Halloween.

>> No.14273830

>>14273824
Fuck you that never happened

>> No.14273831

>>14273815
You do you man. Have you written anything else?

>> No.14273832
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14273832

>you will never receive an anonymous invite to an Undead Kingdom ball
>you will never arrive to the gorgeous moonlit castle to find a tall, and rather well-dressed Vampire waiting for you by the entrance
>she will never kiss you on the hand, and hastily lead you to the ballroom
>the Vampire will never acknowledge your inexperience waltzing, and conceal you with her wings while easing you into the experience
>she will never start taking whiffs of your hair and neck as you dance, and look deep into your eyes with a childlike admiration
>your movement will never pick up in time with percussion and violin strokes
>during which, the Vampire will never fervently detail your daily schedule, including variations in which you had to adjust your schedules when certain articles of clothing went missing
>as your energetic mood gradually twists into that of pervading fear, you will never fail to notice that she's waltzing you directly into a nearby unsealed room
>as the violin reaches a shrieking crescendo, you will never gain awareness at the paintings and marble statues depicting you at various points in your life
>the Vampire will never sink her teeth into your neck, jolting you away from your mind away from the shellshock, and into a world of pleasure
>you will never proceed to lose eachothers virginity to one another, and wake up later in the perpetual night to find yourself wrapped in a wing burrito with the tall Vampire clinging to you

>> No.14273833
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>>14273824
Actually no I don't.

Neither does anyone else because literally no one played that game.

>> No.14273837

>>14273831
I have but not in a while

>> No.14273839

>>14273811
Now I want to ride on a phoenix girl's back as she flies around and leaps over buildings and canyons.

>> No.14273840

>>14273832
I hope she plans on getting rid of or at least moving all that stuff when I move in. I'd find it a little too creepy to have my whole house decorated with my face and my secrets.

>> No.14273841

>>14273832
Suffering.

>> No.14273844

>>14273837
What about?

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14273849

Harblador pls when

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14273854

>>14273655
Not scary enough.

>> No.14273856

>>14273849
That's actually quite a nice Tindalos depiction. I especially like the reference to their abilities with the pentagon shape.

>> No.14273858

>>14273854
Does she like cuddling?

>> No.14273860

>>14273854
Isn't that just Okuu from Touhou? She's still cute, though. Probably my third favourite.

>> No.14273862
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14273862

You wake up to find a Hobgoblin who thinks she's a catgirl hovering over you, what do you do?

>> No.14273864

>>14273862
Ask her how she's hovering.

>> No.14273865

>>14273856
All I want is for Harblador to do Yandere Tindalos-chan

>> No.14273866

>>14273862
Spank that pussy.

>> No.14273868

>>14273864
Clearly she has a piece of buttered toast strapped to her back.

>> No.14273872

Gazer are like my new Idée fixe, I can't get them out of my hand. The moe potential is out of control.

>Gazer getting weird looks as she walks down the street, holding hand with her man, because her big shark teeth smile looks extremely disconcerting to people and acres children

>Gazer getting in trouble on your museum date because her eye-stalks get to close to the exhibits while attempting to get a better look

>Shit-posting in defense of her man online while he's away, because of her NEET tendancies

>Forcing you to play MMOs with her so that you can be the tank and she can heal you

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>>14273860
No it's a big scary bird!

>>14273858
No. Only headpats. Possibly birdseed.

Also Nuclear Fission.

>> No.14273875

>>14273862
grip dat ass and not let go

>> No.14273880

>>14273868
Is this the new weapon the Catgirl Kingdom has been working on?
Is this the weapon to surpass Metal Garo?

>> No.14273887

>>14273872
>Forcing you to play MMOs with her so that you can be the tank and she can heal you
Adorable.

>> No.14273889

>>14273874
Okuu is a big cute bird, with big cuddly wings.

>> No.14273890

>>14273872
There's also that whole bit with the latex Gazer gel, I can't get that stuff out of my head since we discussed it the other day.

>> No.14273898

>>14273874
I'm gonna cuddle anyways!

>> No.14273904

>>14273862
Tell her to meow, then ask where her tail is.

>> No.14273905
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14273905

>>14273874
Is Okuu actually square-block-in-circular-hole retarded, or am I thinking of someone else?

>> No.14273907

>>14273890
Imagine a gazer's version of lingerie. She makes a skintight bodice, or something like that, then spends hours painstakingly carving out lines into it, exposing her skin in hundreds of little lines so the whole thing looks like latex lace.

>> No.14273908

How rare would your waifu be? Give an estimate of their total population, assuming the MG world is roughly as populated as ours (7 billion people including MGs)

I like Dragons, and I think there's probably 10,000 or so tops.

>> No.14273910

>>14273907
Anon stop, muh dick.

>> No.14273914

>>14273908
I think Tengus would be moderately rare and hard to find since they pent most of their time away from humans.

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>>14273841
You know my pain.

>> No.14273916

>>14273908
My waifu would be the rarest, she is a lilim.

>> No.14273923

>>14273916
Were you privileged enough to watch her birth?

>> No.14273925

>>14273905
She's not the smartest tool in the shed, no.

>> No.14273926

>>14273872
>Spiteful, and self-confident, many of them are antagonistic, and they have an insulting attitude towards people.

Gazer with self-confidence issues who puts up a mean/bitchy facade that hides her real self with a heart of gold!!!

>The entirety of Gazer's struggle according to MGE is getting a man to like her single eye
>always in doubt of the fact that her man really likes her or thinks her eye is gross
>needs constant comforting and headpats telling her she and her eye are cute

kek.

>> No.14273928

>>14273923
That would quite the show, but she's a CC.

>> No.14273937

>>14273910
No, I'm going to keep going. I need to get across just how versatile gazer goo is.

Just imagine her painting herself with it. She starts out nude, and starts streaking that pure white skin with swirls and spirals of that tar-like substance. Think about what she'd look like wearing literally nothing, except lines of latex resembling tribal tattoos, just barely hiding her nipples and little pink slit.

>> No.14273941

>>14273908
Tigers shouldn't be hard to find do they?

>> No.14273946

>>14273941
They are now.

>> No.14273952

>>14273941
Siberian Jinkos when?

>Fluffier to accomidate the snow and cold
>QT Russian accents
>Some have white fur

>> No.14273955

>>14273941
>The global population in the wild is estimated to number between 3,062 and 3,948

>> No.14273957

>>14273669
>Yeti Meryl disguises as a guard
>"Snake listen to me, look for the guard with the unusual fur coming out of her uniform"

>> No.14273961

>>14273957
Wouldn't also have a large ass?

>> No.14273966

>>14273961
Not to mention her giant paws would tear the guard uniform

>> No.14273967

>>14273937
Unfff

>> No.14273968

>>14273961
she also*

>> No.14273983

Hi anon's
My friends and I were trading story ideas basted on quotes.

What do you think you could do with this one?
"Throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack!"

>> No.14273986
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>>14273908
Very rare I suppose. I'm not sure about the number.

>>14273915
Of course I do.

>> No.14273990

>>14273908
Not at all, if monster girl's animal counter parts all turned into their respective species then there'd be one just down the street from me with several dozen, if not hundred, within just a one mile radius.

>> No.14273991

>>14273983
Kobold girl lost in the wilderness returns leading werewolf pack.

>> No.14274004

>>14272816
>Implying Haohi has breasts
Haohi is flat! FLAT!

Her only asset is her feet!

>> No.14274013

>>14273908
Mai waifu is pleb slime
They're like the Chinese of monstergirl land, literally billions of them

>> No.14274021

>>14273991
>Kobold leading a werewolf pack
That sounds fucking beautiful.

>> No.14274023
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14274023

7 METER DAKI SOON

>tfw i'm going to get to cuddle her on her birthday

THERE IS A GOD, AND HE LOVES SNEKFAGS

>> No.14274027

>>14274023
I hope that you ordered it with pillows

>> No.14274030

>>14273832

I tend to not do well when losing blood so I'd probably pass out from a vampire feeding from me like that.

But it might not be so bad if the Vampire enjoyed doting on me

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>>14274027
Big, jiggly pillows

>> No.14274035

>>14273908
>Anubis

The total female population of Egypt is around 43,000,000, so I guess we can use that as comparison for the Desert Region in the Monstergirl World. Even though Egypt is just a country, it's very densely populated, so I don't think it'll be too bad to compare it to the desert continent of another world.

If half of the population are monstergirls (baseless assumption), that's 21,500,000 monstergirls. I imagine anubi aren't that common, and are a little less rare than pharaohs and apophi. There's probably under 10,000 Pharaohs in the world, and most of the Desert Region monstergirls would be mummies, ghouls, khepris, maybe girtablilus too. Apophi would probably be less common. I dunno, I guess there'd be around a million or so? Seems like a fair number.

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>>14274027
>overseas shipping for 7 meters of pillows
My wallet is already taking a hit, i don't want to kill it

No, i ordered two of theses http://amzn.com/B00FFACNGE

those and a normal pillow in between them both should be enough

>> No.14274041

>>14274023
>>14274038
I don't know if it is that I'm a poorfag or you have too much money m8

>> No.14274045

>>14274030
Of course she would dote on you. You're her destined husband. You were hers the moment you were born.

>> No.14274046

>>14274023
You crazy guy, how much did that even cost with shipping?

>> No.14274048

>>14273908

Kejourou are pretty common in human settlements in Zipangu and imagine they'd be rarer in other parts of the world.

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>>14274041
I make min wage, but i spend all my spare cash on Miia merch

it's about priorities anon

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>>14274046
not much since it was just the case

>> No.14274056

>>14273983
"Cut My Own Throat" Nibbler, Tanuki entrepreneur.

>> No.14274057

>>14274041
Different guy, but I would commission someone for a non-lewd Yeti daki, money is no object but I'm too picky about who to commission

For now though, I'm happy with my best Evangelion girl Asuka daki

>> No.14274058

>>14274050
>I make min wage, but i spend all my spare cash on Miia merch
SHIIIIEEETT, nigga
I envy your dedication
And having a waifu
I wish I had a waifu ;_;

>> No.14274062

>>14274052
Why don't you show your family your collection of naked snakelady pillows and your ring?

>> No.14274065

>>14274058
There must be one for you out there! Tell me what you like, what's your pleasure, sir?

>> No.14274066

>>14274058
Keep hope alive. May you find her under the shining stars.

>> No.14274072

>>14274058
Remember, you don't find you're waifu, you're waifu finds you

>> No.14274074

>>14273983
Man gets black mailed into entering a place full of wolf-types that they think eat people.
Comes back with harem.

>> No.14274077
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14274077

Elves are for

>> No.14274082

>>14274077
Not fucking.

>> No.14274085
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>>14274062
The probably know about my dakis though they never come into my room, and i know they've seen my ring

they don't give a shit as long as i have a job and help them around the house and am not doing drugs


little do they know that Miia IS my drug

>> No.14274086

>>14274077

ear rubbing

>> No.14274088
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>>14274077
Raping me.

>> No.14274090

>>14274077
Carnal pursuits.

>> No.14274093

>>14274085
Why would they know? Did they see when it came by the mail?

>> No.14274096
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>>14274077
Marrying.

>> No.14274097
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14274097

>>14274077
Tender loving

>> No.14274101

>>14273862
Stroke the pussy

>> No.14274103

>>14273204
>>14273317
>"THEIR FRUITIN UP LOOK AT EM"
>"LOOK AT THEM ENGINEER I MEAN GOD DAMN"
>cans.wav

>> No.14274106

>>14274077
Corrupting

>> No.14274108

>>14274077
Biting on the ears while you take them from behind.

Then taking responsibility for after they start crying when you've cum inside them and they consider themselves defiled.

Then after that, being a fantastic mother to your adorable, intelligent daughters.

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>>14272882
On the sandbag I see the face of the bitch I hate~
PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!
The blood of the beast in me boils~
But tomorrow... something will happen~
Which way is tomorrow?

>> No.14274110

>>14274045

I wonder how she came to that decision. Why she chose me above everyone else she could've picked.

Ah well it's all good.

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>>14274077
This >>14274086
This >>14274096
This >>14274097
And protecting.

>> No.14274115

>>14274077
>9.98
WHAT A STEAL

>> No.14274116

>>14274074
that would make a fun green text.

>> No.14274118

>>14274023
>>14274038
>>14274050
>>14274058
Do you think the Miiafag, Jabberwockfag, and Gazerfag are happy?

>> No.14274120

>>14274072

This is true. One day you'll just know.

>> No.14274127

>>14274118
They're closer to happiness than I will ever be, and I got myself a body pillow from my mom of all people when I got dumped.

>> No.14274130

>>14274118
More than myself that's for sure.

>> No.14274134

>>14274127
What kind of body pillow? I want to know if your mom has good taste or not.

>> No.14274138

>>14274127
>>14274134
My grandparents got me a spongebob body pillow. Yes I masturbated with it don't judge.

>> No.14274142

>>14274134
Just a regular pillow you can get from IKEA. Pressing it against the radiator can make it feel like someone warm is with you.

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>>14274138
What.

>> No.14274149

>>14273874
>>14273905
She's a Wurm in the body of a hellraven.

>> No.14274150

>>14274138

Did

Did you shout I'M READY when you came?

>> No.14274151

>>14274013
Niebel?

>> No.14274161

>>14274077
Tender, chaste romance

>> No.14274162

What MG is most likely to use a human boy body pillow to sleep?

>> No.14274166

>>14274110
You were the cutest baby
Rather, the only one that didn't cry when she tried to pick it up.

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>>14274162
Alps maybe?

>> No.14274169

>>14274162
Any kind of Lamia.

>> No.14274173

>>14274167
>TFW Albedo was confirmed to have the bushiest of bushes by Overlord's creator

>> No.14274174

>>14274162
Lilim, White Dragon, Yeti, Weresheep, Cyclops, and any warmth deficient Undead girl.

>> No.14274177

>>14274173
This pleases me.

>> No.14274178

>>14274143
Don't bully slimes.
Slimes are bros. They help keep the environment clean and keep down the mosquito population.

>> No.14274179

>>14274173
source now

>> No.14274180

>>14274162
Yeti, Trolls.

>> No.14274183

>>14274173
>Albedo's so bushy down there!
>uwah~

>> No.14274186

>>14274167
>>14274173
I didn't read it nor watched the anime. Is it a harem or does he only wants Albedo?
If it is the later I may give it a try.

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>>14274186
>does he only wants
He doesn't want. He has no libido. He's a fucking skeleton. He's all about UNLIMITED POWER and nostalgia.

>> No.14274192

>>14274186
He doesn't want any of the girls. He re-wrote Albedo's AI as a joke in Yggdrasil to go from "IS A SLUT" to "Loves Momonga".

So when he wakes up as AINZ OOAL GOWN the first thing Albedo wants to do is jump his bones.

>>14274174
>White Dragon
Literally don't exist in MGE.

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>>14274178
Poke the slimegirls.

Y'know, I've had a recent idea for a slimegirl story, involving a bathtub, and a combination bubblebath/aphrodesiac.
It might be fun to see a slimegirl moan as she froths up and gets lighter, to the point where all of her bubbles popping cause her to climax.
Or maybe I'm just weird for wanting that.

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>>14274179
Her true form is hinted at a couple times.
She's one of the big beefy demons from D&D.

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>>14274138
>spongebob body pillow
Was it like this?

>> No.14274210

>>14274180
Yeti I can see, why a troll? Do they not get enough love?

>> No.14274212
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>>14274077
Raising daughterus with

>> No.14274213

>>14274208
Ah, Squidward still reigns supreme.

>> No.14274214

>>14274186
It's a harem.
The love interests are the nations and peoples of the world.
Before the end of the series he will rape all of them up the ass until they're bleeding, cum-covered wrecks.

>> No.14274216

>>14274208
Oh fucking hell was this needed to be drawn

I don't want to pop a boner over mister krabs god dammit

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14274217

>>14274202
a qt tho

>> No.14274218

>>14274208
Patrick best girl.

>> No.14274219

>>14274208
I hate you Japan.

>> No.14274222

>>14274208
Japan improving things once again.

>> No.14274226

>>14274217
How did she get the helmet off past her horns?

>> No.14274228

>>14274226
The inside of the helmet is magic, like a bag of holding.

Probably.

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>>14274228
Maybe they're flexible.
Maybe if you flick them they go Spprrrrrroinnggngngngng and she has an orgasm.

>> No.14274242

>>14274208
https://youtu.be/-kbi1EMcD3E?t=125

Let's see how many people get the reference to Squidwardo

>> No.14274246

>>14273624
i once scratched a dog behind her fore leg. like in her armpit i should say.

She went on the ground an her legs started vibrating. heavy breathing intensified. i was watching tv and i dont often play with dogs so i just kept scratching on that same spot.

my hands have a lot of endurance so i never grew tired after plus minus 40 minutes she just stopped vibrating and looked exhausted.

every time she sees me she she jumps me now.

>> No.14274248

>>14274208
Who's the green haired girl supposed to be.

>> No.14274250

>>14274248
Gee, who could it be?

>> No.14274251

>>14274248
Squirdward. Glasses girl is Krabs.

>> No.14274261

>>14274250
>>14274251
I never watched it

>> No.14274262
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14274262

Half-Elf butt

>> No.14274263

>>14274261
Neither did I but I'm still not an ignorant boob.

>> No.14274265
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14274265

>>14274262
Kejourou butt

>> No.14274266

>>14274262
That looks like a pretty full butt to me.

>> No.14274267
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14274267

Would a Mantis daughter be a troublemaker or would she obey her mamma when she called, even if it meant abandoning a potential sex partner to another girl?

>> No.14274270

>>14274263
Well I was able to recognize 3 out of 4.

>> No.14274272
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14274272

>>14274265
Anubutt butt.

>> No.14274276
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14274276

>>14274266
Spoidah butt

>> No.14274280
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14274280

>>14274272

Yeti butt

>> No.14274285

which childhood friend CC would you hook up with at your high school reunion?

>> No.14274290

>>14274285
>Implying I didn't fuck/get raped by my Holstaur childhood friend a long time ago

>> No.14274294
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14274294

>>14274280
Slimemaus butt.

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>>14274118
Happy? As much as anybody else really.
I feel that being happy is more dependent on your outlook and place in life than whether or not you have a waifu.
It might be good for one person, giving them drive and motivation, while another person is suffering from even more longing and loneliness.

It's all relative, happiness especially.

I love Gazer to an arguably unhealthy degree.
In the moment I would dare say it's enjoyable.

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14274322

>>14274276
Bettah spider butt.

>> No.14274336

>>14274322
Oh dear
Somebody is about to get a dick in her mouth

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14274337

>>14274322
Best butt.

>> No.14274338

>>14274336
I bet Rachne makes unnecessarily loud slurping noises while giving head.

>> No.14274344

>>14274262
>>14274265
>>14274272
>>14274276
>>14274280
>>14274294
>>14274322
>>14274337

I want to double-hotdog all of these butts.

The elfbutt with the kejourou butt.
The yeti butt with the anubis butt.
The spoidah butt with the spider butt.
And the slimemaus butt with the musclebuss butt.

>> No.14274347

>>14274336
Or maybe you an spider pussy on yours

>> No.14274353

>>14274347
Whynotboth.jpg

>> No.14274362
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14274362

I'm finally done with my horror story, if you can call it that

http://pastebin.com/a5G85eUr

>> No.14274365

>>14274362
I was going to make one too, but then I got too many obligations.
>"Hey Antti"
Heh. Dumb Finnish names.

>> No.14274376

>>14274353
>Spider 69 while you're suspended upside down with her webs

>> No.14274379

Did somebody already compile of Gazer Guy's images into a single album? Because I'm doing it now, just in case.

>> No.14274383

>>14274376
>upside down
How do I keep a boner when the blood is rushing to my head?

>> No.14274384
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14274384

>>14274118
Probably, at least they have a waifu to love
I have nothing

>> No.14274385

>>14274384
You've got us. We're your buddies.

>> No.14274388

>>14274379
Not that I noticed.

While talking about lesser known images, I went through all 60 pages of the MGE tag on pixiv earlier and found out Devil has the most lewds.
Can't say I was expecting that.

>> No.14274390

>>14274385
Anon don't make it worse.

>> No.14274391

>>14274173
Season 2 when?

>> No.14274394

>>14274383
Porn logic, don't ask questions.

>> No.14274396

>>14274390
I offered you friendship, and you threw it in my face. It didn't have to be this way. We could have ruled together.
>>14274391
Never, it was made to advertise a Light Novel series.

>> No.14274403

>>14274396

Your gift of friendship is wasted on the likes of me.

>> No.14274405

>>14274396
>Never, it was made to advertise a Light Novel series.
So were SAO and Infinite Stratos but look what happened to them. Overlord also sold pretty decently while boosting LN sales by a ton.

Problem is it was by Madhouse, they wouldn't know what the word sequel was if you beat them over the head with it.

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14274412

>>14274403
I gave you the chance to join me willingly, but you have chosen the way of PAIN!

>> No.14274414

>>14274405
What Overlord sold compared to IS is nothing.

>> No.14274415

>>14274365
You still have time to make a solid greentext, that shouldn't take more than a few hours

>> No.14274420

>>14274415
>more than a few hours
Never done a greentext before, doubt I ever will.

>> No.14274421

>>14274388
>Devil
Wat
I only found 11 devil pics. 2 lewd but no sex
Though I'm probably shit at pixiv search

>> No.14274422

>>14274412
No matter what we do there is pain. The problem is some of us are unable to feel the pleasure that makes it worthwhile.

>> No.14274424

>>14273908
Mice are plentiful, but do all the rats turn into hinezumi? And would I need to go to Britain/the middle east to find a dormouse?

>> No.14274425

>>14274412

You'll not take me alive!

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>>14274422
You have solved the puzzle, and we have come. Now you will taste of our pleasures.
>>14274425
Oh, sweet little anon. So eager to play, so reluctant to admit it...

>> No.14274430

>>14274362
Oh hey, a Wonderland story. We don;t get too many of those.

>> No.14274434

>>14274428
i love underboob!

>> No.14274443

>>14274421
Came across 4 nudes and a footjob.

That said I'm probably remembering wrongly, it was hours ago.

>> No.14274445

>>14274428
>You have solved the puzzle, and we have come. Now you will taste of our pleasures.
[an adult sobbing like a lost child]

>> No.14274452

>>14274445
It is not hands that summons us, but DESIRE.

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14274453

>>14274445

Do you need an adult?

>> No.14274467

>>14274452
This thread is so full of desire it could summon Dark Priestesses without the cube.

>> No.14274475

>Elves are for: rape, RAPE, and throwing away like garbage after they've been "used"
>Monoeyes are for: Love, devotion, protection, marriage, impregnation, and care

These demihumans may look the same from certain angle but you MUST learn the difference; it could save your life.

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14274477

>>14274226

>> No.14274479

>>14274467
A dark priestess would be quite busy reading these threads

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>>14274477

>> No.14274482

>>14274344
))<>((

>> No.14274483
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>>14274475
>Elves are for: rape, RAPE, and throwing away like garbage after they've been "used"

>>14274086
>>14274096
>>14274097
>>14274111

>> No.14274488

>>14274481
Only thing better than jaco's horny girls are his ludicrously fluffy tails.

>> No.14274490

>>14274430
That's weird considering some of the most beloved girls come from there

>> No.14274497
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14274497

Your top 5 MGE?

Your top 5 EMG?

If you don't like EMG just don't answer that one

>> No.14274506

>>14274482
There needs to be a Bat signal in MGC. Only instead of the batman symbol, it's that thing shining in the skies.
It tells Anubi when they're needed.

>> No.14274517

>>14274497
Scylla, Arachne, Lamia, Kejourou, Blue Slime.

>> No.14274522

>>14274497
MGE:
-Kiki
-Jiangshi
-Cyclops
-Holstaur
-Oomukade

EMG:
-Cyclops
-Pink Slime
-Elder Devil
-Arachne
-Alraune

>> No.14274525

>>14274475
>You're a human Marauder-King
>You and your band take over and Elven settlement
>You capture and rape the Elven Princess
>Kiss her supple back and neck while she cries and screams
>You violate her in every way possible
>You completely stain her body in semen
>You finish up and leaver her, shackled to the wall
>"W-Will you kill me?" She asks, biting her lip, eyes full of hatred
>"No, I still have use for you."
>She sobs "Why? I've been defiled...Why did this happen to me? Do you hate me? I'll never be able to get a husband now... " tears flow freely down her pretty face
>"That's assuming you don't have one already." you go near her and she flinches
>"What do you mean? You know not of what you speak, human!"
>You unlock her shackles and take her hand, kissing her gently on the lips
>"Will you be my queen? Let us establish a powerful line of noble blood!"

Elves capitulate to rape easily

>> No.14274529

>>14274497
MGE
>1. Ushi-Oni
>2. Hellhound
>3. Yeti
>4. Oomukade
>5. Tie between Khepri and Vampire

>> No.14274533
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14274533

>>14274497
I like to imagine monstergirls live in awesome places like that and pic related.
I especially like pic related - wolfus, giant tree houses, amazing views and all that snow so its really comfy.

>> No.14274536

>>14274497
Orcs, Holstaurs, Hobgoblins, March Hares, Nureonago

>> No.14274537

>>14274497
>Your top 5 MGE?
Hellhound
Gazer
Manticore
Kikimora
Oomukade

>Your top 5 EMG?
1. Polt
2. Manako
3. Smith
4. Tio
5. Draco

>> No.14274540
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14274540

>>14274533
>>14274497

>> No.14274541

Time to settle the Dragon Debate!

https://strawpoll.me/5841713

>> No.14274548

>>14274497
Apophis
Holstaurus
Nightmare
Doppelganger
Parasite Slime

Rachnee
Miia
Zombina
Papi
Smith

>> No.14274560
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14274560

>>14274548
>Parasite Slime
Never got the hate for them myself.

>> No.14274561

>>14274497
MGE
>Dragon
>Ryu
>Kraken
>Hellhound
>Salamander

EMG
>Long Legs
>Rachnera
>Echidna
>Lizard
>Shark

>> No.14274572

>>14274497
>Crow Tengu
>Vampire
>Arachne
>Jaberwock
>Lamias/monoeyes/Liches/lots of other girls

>Rachnee
>Suu
>Miia
>Manako
>Smith

>> No.14274577

>>14274560
I guess it's because the girl is literally made a slave in her own mind while the slime uses her body for whatever it wants. In most of the encyclopedia the females are willing and even if the males are "raped" 9 times outta 10 a man is more willing to fuck it anyways, so it's one of the few isolated cases of truly non-consensual sex and thus it gets thrown into Purge Tier for most. However I have fuck all for empathy and I'm not a woman so I see no fucking problems with it since it doesn't affect me.

>> No.14274580
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>>14274497
>MGE
Vampire
Lilim
Kraken
Amazon
Tie between Apophis and Demon

>EMG
Miia
Tio
Zombina
Rachne
Kii

If we're talking about the charts

Dairy Breed
Pink Slime
Elder Devil
Raptor
Large Breed

>> No.14274582

>>14274506
If I had a floodlight like that, I'm pretty sure it'd be confiscated pretty quickly.
I'd just use it to summon the anubis superhero so I can sate my mofu withdrawal, or ask her how her day's been.

>>14274533
Really, >>14274497's picture looks post-apocalyptic. Like the water level rose, the city was abandonned for nature to reclaim, then all those monstergirls came in to repopulate the place.
I like both pictures quite a bit, actually. That blend of nature and modern technology is always nice to see.

>> No.14274584

LOVE BITES FROM ANGRY MONSTER GIRLS AFTER YOU TAKE YOUR TEASING TOO FAR!!!

>> No.14274609

>>14274580
>Vampire
>Lilim
>Kraken
>Amazon
>Tie between Apophis and Demon
Well aren't you just the cutest fuccboitoi.

>> No.14274610
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14274610

>>14274582
The guy's really good at it. Maybe this is what will happen after 2017

>> No.14274612

>>14274584
>Tease a Hellhound with her favourite food when she's hungry
>Instinct kicks in and she bites your hand
>Regret instantly sets in and she looks at you with a concerned expression
>She slowly crawls over to you and starts licking where she bit you

>> No.14274616

>>14274497
MGE: Jubjub, Holstaurus, Familiar, Bicorn, Red Oni
EMG: Cerea or Dairy breed centaur, Suu or Pink slime, Polt, Rachnee, Tio

>> No.14274624
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14274624

>>14274609
I-I try

>> No.14274626

>>14274610
I don't know why, but I really want to see this place burn.

>> No.14274631

>>14274624
You'll have to get cuter and sluttier then that to get any attention.

>> No.14274641

>>14274631
Oh, I can be very cute and slut. I can even have heart pupils when necessary.

>> No.14274646

>>14274580
Dyke plant.

Perfect for lesbo SJW's

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>>14274610

>> No.14274664 [SPOILER] 
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>>14274610

>> No.14274667

>>14274646
>dyke plant
What

>> No.14274669

>>14274641
Oh my, if you do what, your mistress might not be able to control herself!

>> No.14274673

>>14274649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf-icKt8GpM

>> No.14274687

>>14274667
Liliraune maybe?

>> No.14274705

>>14274497
MGE
>Yeti
>Mucus Toad
>Devil
>Kitsune(I don't really care that there are different types of them)
>Mindflayer
I have a lot more favorite MGE girls, though.

EMG
>Manako
>Tio
>Rachnee
>Miia
>Cerea

>> No.14274707

>>14274687
What does that have to do with Kii?

>>14274669
Even better! I will make her want to ravage me!

>> No.14274728
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14274728

This thread is in dire need of more oppai lolis.

>> No.14274731
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14274731

>>14274728
>There will never be a Hobgoblin doujin by Noise

>> No.14274732
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14274732

Tell me to fuck off if you want, I don't know if this is the right place to ask. I won't press the matter, and I'll leave without a fuss.

I'm an author, and I'm currently working on a non-lewd monster girl romance VN, complete with handholding, dates, crying on shoulders and falling asleep on laps. I've got a framework of the story and characters laid out, but I want to get feedback from people who care about the subject, as it's supposed to pay homage to Monmusu, MGQ and other monster girl fiction.

I'm not looking for collaborators just yet, I just want feedback on the original characters I've laid out and ideas on their looks and personalities. I want to make sure I'm getting some variety and not just creating my own personal harem. I'll also answer any questions that come up.

If you've got time to read a massive wall of text, I've got the proposition document, in-depth character bios and all of the most important info here. http://pastebin.com/ZdmLSzDd

I'll also share my previous work as a writefag, but only if requested. My book that was published was signed under my real name, so for professional reasons I'll have to keep that to myself. Sorry.

I hope to hear your ideas and get a discussion going. This could be a lot of fun, even just to discuss. I look forward to working with all of you.

>> No.14274735

>>14274497

>MGE

>Kejourou
>Kraken
>Yeti
>Yuki-onna
>Apsara

>EMG

>Pink Slime
>Dairy Breed
>Eel
>Alraune
>Lamia

>> No.14274754

>>14274732
>north american town
>chuuni vampire
With a quick look these are the only things I don't like. Gonna read the girls now. I hope you have luck with the project.

>> No.14274760
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14274760

I compiled all of Gazer Guy's images into albums. I discluded images which've already been in circulation in these threads before, and sorted them into two groups: Gazers, and not gazers.

Gazer stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/BAqno


Not gazer stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/021B3

I've got to say, I like some of the ideas for the gazer art. The stuff with her in the shower, and in a robe with one eye peeking out made me smile.

>> No.14274771

>>14274732
How much of the actual VN do you have written?
If you take away the fact that they're monstergirls, does the story still stand on it's own merit? Because that's important too.

>> No.14274773

>>14274732
Just done a quick look over it, I really like the sound of Oka and Azelie. Mainly Oka though because I have a huge weakness for kuu types and girls in leather jackets.

>> No.14274774

>>14274732
>I'm not personally into sexing monsters
what

Other than that it seems fine.

>> No.14274796

>>14274732
>handholding
>non-lewd
Now, memes aside:
"milktoast plain guy with short black hair". That's like literally every protagonist of any slice of life VN. You should probably try and give him at least some distinct features. I'm not saying that it's a must do, but it would be nice.

Hikki lamia and chuuni vampire sound great, but something about "heavy centaur artist" just doesn't feel fitting, though maybe it's actually good that this character's personality and appearance doesn't match.
Also, I would love to see some yandere girl, but it maybe hard to write a decent yandere character and it's just my personal preference.
Other than that, no complaints.

>> No.14274797

>>14274760
if only the quality were better

>> No.14274805

>>14274774
I'm here for the vanilla and the handholding, man.

>> No.14274811

>>14274774
not everyone is controlled by their dig. sometimes they're just cute you know?

>> No.14274812

>>14274497
>>14274497
MGE:

- Shoggoth
- Werebat
- Wight
- Manticore
- Troll

EMG:

- Cyclops
- Centaur
- Dullahan
- Arachne
- Tetra Arms

I am pleb.

>> No.14274820

>>14274732
>chuuni vampire
Please no. At least you didn't make her a loli.

>> No.14274848

>>14274774
>Be Dense Paladin
>Succubus/Lilim continually tries to get you to dick her, sometimes not so subtly
>She blocks your path one day in lingerie with a sign that reads "PEN0R GOES INTO VAGOO" with an arrow pointing down
>Put your jacket/tabard on her because she's surely cold
>You can hear her "HNNNNGH GET BACK HERE AND FUCK ME YOU HUSSIE" from a few meters behind you

>> No.14274858

>>14274848
Why doesn't she just rape him?

>> No.14274860
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14274860

>>14274820
Anon please, chuuni vampires are wonderful.

>> No.14274863

>>14274858
that would be rude

>> No.14274864

>>14274812
Got some pretty macabre MGE taste there, Anon. I like it.

>> No.14274872

>>14274848
I think sexually frustrated monster girls are becoming one of my fetishes

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14274884

>>14274860
No. Chuuni a shit.

>> No.14274886

I need pictures! Pictures of chubby monster girls!

>> No.14274889

>>14274812
Troll kind of sticks out in that MGE lineup, but it's a nice selection nonetheless.

You seem to have a thing for weird appendage shenanigans.

>> No.14274894

>>14274872
fetishes I've gotten through the thread
>sexually frustrated MG's
>reverse corruption
>extra arms

>> No.14274896

>>14274754
I was going to make the setting a fictional city with a very international way of thinking, and north america was first to come to mind. I don't want to push too far into weeb territory. Those are VNs I don't want to compete with.

The vampire is on a maybe list, as she's not very monstrous. Some ideas from her bio could be applied to other characters, though. Same with the fox. The first five are the ones I spent the most time on and would be the best fit with the themes I'm going for.

>>14274771
That's the idea. The overarcing theme I'm going with is "humanity" and how little difference there is when you really know someone. These are characters with very human dreams, personalities and problems.

>>14274773
Azelie is based on a character i wrote in a different story, and im' really in love with the name. Marina was the first one i actually wrote out for this VN, but Oka became my personal favorite once I got to her. Hence why I'm trying to get feedback for a balanced cast.

>>14274820
She's on a maybe list, she could just end up being a side character. I mostly just wanted to have a french vampire with that name, but she can be adapted and refined.

>> No.14274899
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14274899

>>14274886
This is as chubby as I have, I think.

>> No.14274901
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>>14274886
>not chubby per se but that ass sure is fat

>> No.14274910

How big is too big for monstergirl tits?

>> No.14274913

>>14274301
Philosophical.

>> No.14274918

>>14274497
>top 5
I don't know if it's possible to have a more boring list than mine but I don't care I like hugboxes.

Kikimora
Shirohebi
Holstaur
Kobold
Yeti

>> No.14274919

>>14274910
Tits can never be too big.

>> No.14274924

>>14274910
It depends on her height but I'm going to say that it's never too big

>> No.14274929

>>14274910
Depends on the size but bigger than their head or when the start to actually look like watermelons stuffed in a shirt. Cerea is pretty much the limit for me

>> No.14274930

>>14274910
It's personal to your taste and by species

>> No.14274931
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14274931

>>14274910
Matsu-Sensei is as big as they go without being completely absurd.

>> No.14274933

>>14274774
I spent a great deal of time wondering why there were thousands of ways to read about getting constricted and fucked by a lamia, and almost none if you just wanted to cuddle. That set off this entire project. I want to do something a little different, and prove that human emotions can be evoked by these characters.

>>14274796
I mentioned in the document that this appearance was just a placeholder, and as of right now I've got a backstory and motivations for this character well underway in development. This is meant to pay homage to existing fiction, not to be fanfiction.

I also considered a yandere character, but ultimately decided that it wouldn't fit the realistic-ish ways i want these characters to interact. they're all adults living in the real world with real-life problems, and I thought having a character based on a chilche would spoil a art of that. not that there's anything seriously wrong with yandere characters, but they are hard to write believably and would not fit with the rest of the themes I'm targeting.

>> No.14274936

>>14274918
It's ok.

>> No.14274939

>>14274910
If you can't kiss her directly from the front, they're too big.

>> No.14274946

>>14274931
>without being completely absurd

>> No.14274949

>>14274931
those are pretty fucking absurd

>> No.14274950

>>14274910
I like them Kloah size.

>> No.14274954

>>14274732
Any yanderes planned?

>> No.14274957

>>14274931
Not large enough.

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14274959

>>14274946
>>14274949
I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay they might be a little absurd but I like them all the same.

>> No.14274965

>>14274482
Why Anubis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

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>>14274931
When he doesn't attach multiple pairs or make them the size of trucks that is.

>> No.14274970

>>14274896
>>14274933
>The overarcing theme I'm going with is "humanity" and how little difference there is when you really know someone. These are characters with very human dreams, personalities and problems.
>I want to do something a little different, and prove that human emotions can be evoked by these characters.

I like that. It's a sentiment I can get behind and share.
Although, one thing you do mention is that you don't want characters based around cliches, but you initially included the chuuni vampire as an idea. You've said she's a "maybe" idea, but if I were to give my own opinion, I'd say making the vampire a chuuni is about as cliche as you can get.

>> No.14274984

>>14274954
see >>14274933

This is meant to take on more serious themes, and I'm not sure that type of character would be a good fit with the others. Again, this is why I'm asking for feedback.

I'm surprised this many people asked about it.

>>14274970
I agree, hence the maybe list. I could develop and adapt this character further, or make her into a more humorous side route or supporting character. If you've got ideas for how a vampire girl would work, though, I absolutely want to hear them, as I'm very attached to her name and design. That's why I'm tripfagging.

>> No.14274985

>>14274933
>I also considered a yandere character, but ultimately decided that it wouldn't fit the realistic-ish ways i want these characters to interact. they're all adults living in the real world with real-life problems, and I thought having a character based on a chilche would spoil a art of that.

There are clingy/obsessive girls IRL, which could be considered yandere, if you want, so it could fit into the whole realism stuff. The only problem with IRL clingyness/obsessiveness is that it's ultimately shit.

>> No.14274990

>>14274965
Because anubi have the best butts. It's even in the name. "Anubutt."
Then someone asked Anubis Lover if he'd poop back and forth with an anubis forever. The rest is history, and he hates it, in a "I can't sigh in exasperation enough at this" sort of way.
I just think it's hilarious.

>> No.14274998

>>14274924
this anon makes perfect sense to me.
i love huge tits on shortstacks and oppai loli and giant tits on onis and holsts. the taller they get the bigger their tits would be

>> No.14274999

>>14274933
>but ultimately decided that it wouldn't fit the realistic-ish ways i want these characters to interact. they're all adults living in the real world with real-life problems
But they won't behave like real women right? Right?

>> No.14275002

>>14274990
>poop back and forth
what

>> No.14275004

>>14275002
See >>14274965.

>> No.14275010

>>14274985
Clinginess is definitely a factor in one or two of the routes. These are not perfect relationships. They have all of the same problems and conflicts a real one would.

As you said, though, I would have to be careful. I don't want to spoil a character by forcing them to act out of character or do something crazy.

>>14274999
They have their social and cultural differences that they brought over. In this world, monster girls have only recently been introduced and integrated with human society. Some of the characters have faced persecution, or brought over some antiquated beliefs from their respective cultures.

Their personalities, needs and dreams are all very human, but the way they approach and pursue them is very much their own. Don't worry, they are still very much monster girls, and their differences are addressed. Under abilities and skills I elaborate a little on each girl.

>> No.14275022

>>14275010
Do you have the details on how they were introduced to the world? Is it like in EMG where they were just hiding, or did they just appear one day?

>> No.14275027

>>14274732
>I'll also share my previous work as a writefag, but only if requested.
Who were you? Have you written here before?

>> No.14275031

>>14275022
They were hidden and kept isolated from human society, a dark secret guarded by the world's governments. A sudden need for them to leave their old societies (still up in the air) forced them to be introduced to the human world 10 years prior to the story, and most of them moved in 5-7 years before.

This is a part of the world lore I don't want to delve too deep into, because it requires a lot of explanation that you wouldn't want to sit through if you decided to replay and introduces a lot of potential for plot holes.

I'd rather you learn about the state of the world through the girls' recollections of how they integrated with human society, and the challenges they faced as individuals.

>> No.14275036
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14275036

WOAH!

Your relationship with your chosen MG is getting intimate! She invites you to her domicile for the first time for a home cooked dinner!

>Who is she?
>Where does she live?
>What dish does she make you in a romantic attempt to secure you as her man?

>> No.14275039

>>14274984
I just think another approach could be made entirely for a vampire character.

You mention that the setting is going to be a nonspecific, generic American town, which implies a world parallel to ours. I think just with that, you could create some issue to confront and potentially solve quite easily. I mean, she's a vampire. She physically can't be out in the sunlight, and our literature has painted them as evil predators for decades upon decades. Some more conservative people could very easily be fundamentally opposed to creatures like her, just like religious people could be opposed to succubi, and similar monstergirls.
Just consider for a second, how not just your average person, but a variety of people from different backgrounds, with no awareness of monstergirls like we all have, would react to these girls.

Really, there's an awful lot to consider when you create a fiction by introducing monstergirls to a "real" world like this. Take >>14275022 for instance. But also, will there be a general name for them, that isn't just "monstergirls"? Would some people take offense to that term? I mean, it's not a stretch at all to consider them human with a few differences.
Does magic apply here? Is there some power beyond what we understand, inherent to all the monstergirls that allow them to actually function? Because god knows that if you apply strict physics, a harpy won't be flying any time soon.

>> No.14275043

>>14275036
>Ushi-Oni
>Lives in a cave
>Probably wild boar roasted over an open fire
It'd work too, I love basic stuff like that.

>> No.14275050

>>14275031
>A sudden need for them to leave their old societies
Maybe a population boom? Have the monstergirls grow so numerous that they can no longer support themselves where they live, and the few men they get, if they need humans to breed. So the governments decide to let the secret out and let the monsters roam free.

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>>14275036
>Scylla
>Humble Mediterranean beach house.
>Spaghetti with meat sauce.

>> No.14275053

>>14274077
Raping the shit out of until their eyes go empty and they become nice housebroken pets. Same for any other MG. Yes, even the kikis.

>> No.14275063

>>14275036
A crow tengu would live in a small house up in the mountains. I suppose she might make curry or something, because I love spicy foods.

>> No.14275065

>>14274889
>>14274864
Part of the reason I like Harblador's writings is because it fits so well with my own tastes in MGs. I love existential horror/body shenanigans.

>> No.14275069

>>14275027
Not on /jp/, no. I've written some short fluffy fanfiction and smut stories for /a/, /v/, and /vg/. I occasionally posted stories under this tripcode, and I've got several other stories on my pastebin.

Full disclosure, I brought this concept to /a/ first, and they directed me here.

>>14275039
I wrote some basic, less drastic rules of vampirism on her abilities and skills section. I was planning to take my own liberties with vampire lore, and i actually have an old vampire-themes story I scrapped that this character was adapted from.

Right now the collective, politically correct name for monster girls in this story is "parahumans" but I'd like help coming up with a better one.

As of now the setting is a large-ish city with its own set of laws and cultural values, one that was more or less built to integrate human and monster societies. Think of it like a city hosting the olympics. You have a very diverse mix of cultures interacting with each other.

There is some very low-level magic involved, like Marina's power of suggestion. Mana and Oka had fire and ice powers respectively at one point, but I decided they wouldn't be used enough and removed them given the strict romance and drama themes involving very little action.

Again, world-building is secondary to personal interaction in this story, and it's still being developed.

>>14275050
Something to do with population would make the most sense. I also considered sheer lack of space and infrastructure, or a movement to allow the sharing of resources, information and technology.

Emily, the lamia, had dreams of attending university and went there when she integrated. Their society had needs to allow growth, and the best way to do it was to integrate.

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>>14274731

>> No.14275087

>>14275039
>>14275069
I don't personally feel like there should be some "politically correct " name for monster girls in the story, since it's pretty much venturing into the whole SJW territory. Might as well label them as "otherkin" or some similar shit

>> No.14275096

>>14275087
>otherkin
BITE YOUR TONGUE!

>> No.14275102

>>14275087
It would make sense in-story. I don't many of the girls would like being called a monster right to their face.

>> No.14275106

>>14275043
I feel like you deserve props for treating her like a proper savage rather than a dirty moeblob. Good work, friend.

>> No.14275108

>>14275087
Not quite what I meant.

"Parahuman" is what news networks and such in the context of the story refer to them as. I did not mean to suggest that there was a political means of addressing them in real life. That's just silly.

"parahuman" is the official term adopted by governments and news sites. something like, say, "beastfolk" could be a more casual term. There would be all kinds of racist remarks made by background characters too, but I didn't plan to go too far into it.

I'm more than OK with suggestions though. That's why I'm here.

>> No.14275121

>>14275069
You know, I actually think "parahuman" is pretty strong, as far as alternate labels go.

I've played around with these sorts of ideas in my head.
EMG has "extraspecies", which I think is good, but obviously that's kind of taken.
"Subhuman" is probably the worst one you could use, for obvious reasons.
"Extrahuman" isn't too bad, I suppose.
I came up with "Variant" at some point too, but I think that just sounds kind of lame.

>>14275087
True, but think about it for a second. We have absolutely no qualms and issue using that word. Why? Because we all know monstergirls are great. It's a weird comparison which you can easily poke holes in if you want, but it's like a the difference between a guy calling his friend a "nigga", and the general usage of the phrase "nigger".
To us, it's perfectly fine and natural. Hell, to monstergirls, it might also be fine.
But break down the word, and you've got "monster" in there. To people who care (that bit there is important), it has negative connotations. More importantly, to people who care about Public Relations, it has negative connotations. That's why, if monstergirls are being revealed to the world at large, you're going to want a name that, y'know, preferable doesn't have the word "monster" in it. You get what I'm saying?

>> No.14275122

>>14275069
Why not go with Liminals? I saw it in a EMG fanfic once, and it actually makes a lot of sense considering one of the meanings of the word:

2.
occupying a position at, or on both sides of, a boundary or threshold.

Since monster girls have both human and inhuman features it should work really well. It even sounds mysterious and interesting.

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>>14274497
1. Gazer
>Mean, arrogant
2. Will-o-the-Wisp
>Ferocious, gloomy, lonely
3. Living Doll
>Selfish

So I like the pleasant ones then. Actually, 4th/5th would probably be Kejourou/Lich so it's not all doom and gloom.

EMG: Manako best.

>> No.14275139

>>14275096
Calm down, I didn't mean it seriously
>>14275121
>>14275108
Now I get what you were saying. So I guess yeah, in that way there probably should be some word to call them.

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>>14275036
>Vampire
>Castle in Central Europe
>A feast of meat accompanied by wine. She will take her meal later whenever she wants whatever I like or not

>> No.14275147

>>14275121
"subhuman" sounds derogatory to me. It could get some play later, depending on how the routes evolve. I thought parahuman sounded official, like something you would hear a politician say.

"extrahuman" is ok, more or less means the same thing though. "variant" makes sense but it has its own meaning. I think they should get their own name.

"extraspecies" was the first to come to mind, but by scientific definition any two creatures that can reproduce healthy, fertile offspring together are the same species, not their own separate ones.

>> No.14275152

>>14275106
I've always sorta seen Ushis like that. Savage and possessing stupid amounts of lust even for a monster girl but with a caring side that likes spoiling their husbands even if they might not be the smartest types.

>> No.14275153

>>14275036
>Kikimora

I get invited to my own home. ...or her room. Let's go with that. She shows off what she's been secretly working on since she came into my service: Chicken parmesan atop Fettuccine Pesto.

>> No.14275154

>>14275147
>sounds derogatory to me.
Which was exactly why I said it's probably the worst one you can use, for obvious reasons. Hell, it's more like the sort of slur you might expect to hear against a girl.

>> No.14275155

>>14275141
Sounds like you need a dhampir in your life.

>> No.14275159

>>14272919
Best maid. Best girl.

>> No.14275161

>>14275155
No he doesn't.

>> No.14275162
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14275162

We need more Ara Ara You Wouldn't Want An Old Fox Like Me style MGs.

>> No.14275165

>>14275036
>Kitsune
She probably lives in some sort of fancy (or humble) mountain shrine, which is fine by me because I fucking love the mountains anyway. Though since I live in Canada I imagine her shrine is probably a more N. American winter/mountain cabin style, which is even better because that shit is comfy as fuck.

I'm not really sure what sort of dish she's try to use to seduce me, but I'd hope she'd go for something on the more safe and simple side, like a hearty beef and vegetable stew.

But of course all that is tertiary to the main event which is obviously cuddling by the fireplace while drinking some hot cocoa.

>> No.14275169

>>14275147
Have you considered demihuman? It pretty much describes what they are, half human and is what has historically been used for them in mythology.

>> No.14275172

>>14272953
Welp. Didn't know all that. Funny when spoilers actually contain spoilers, huh?

Oh well. Best girl even better.

>> No.14275175

>>14275161
Sounds like you need one too.

>> No.14275176

>>14275155
No I don't go away Dhampir.

>> No.14275177

>>14275155
Nah man, it's all good as long as he's okay with it.

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>>14275162
Yes

>> No.14275179

>>14275175
Why?

>> No.14275182

>>14275176
You don't know what You want, that's why you're like this.

>> No.14275183

>>14275162
>>14275178
The best.

>> No.14275186

>>14275162
No we don't gerontophile.

>> No.14275187

>>14275178
>>14275183
Her titties in that doujin are fucking beautiful.

>> No.14275188

>>14275169
It's not bad, but I think it can still be twisted to come off as insulting in the same way that "subhuman" does.
If you really care to think about it, "demihuman" basically means "half of a human". Maybe I'm looking to far into it, but that could have the same sort of connotations as subhuman, in that a demihuman is "less of a person".

>> No.14275189

So to break down the characters as they are:

>christmas cake mermaid (Marina Belcrist)
>gentle onee-san oni (Tatsumana "Mana" Ozoma)
>kuudere wolf girl (Oka Frostling)
>shy shut-in lamia (Emily Pendrell)
>oddball artist centaur (Stella Morenstein)

and possible "maybe" characters

>chuuni goth vampire (Azelie de St.Claire)
>peppy, mischievous nine-tailed fox (Kanade Akishiki)

Thoughts? Suggestions?

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>>14275141
>Vampire Countess has all the village's young men lined up in a row in the dining room.
>When she enters with her Ghoul guard escort, she whimsically browses the lined up villagers.
>She stops at the blacksmith's apprentice, a strong young man with good shoulders.
>"Mmm, iron rich, you'll go well with dinner~"
>The guards pull him out of the line-up, and the remainder are sent back to the village.
>Countess has the smith's apprentice seated next to her, restrained so that she may feed from him at her leisure during her 5 course dinner.
>She leans over and delicately sinks her teeth into his neck, pulling away dabbing at her mouth.
>"Ah exquisite, so strong and bold..."

Such is life under Vampire rule.

>> No.14275192

>>14275182
But he does know what he wants, to be the boytoy of a powerful and charming vampire.

>> No.14275193

>>14275036
>Anubis
>Probably some kind of well-kept apartment in a nice part of town
>Either some well-crafted Egyptian dish or my family's spaghetti recipe

An Anubis probably wouldn't have to do anything to win me over really, but if she did that...

>> No.14275196

>>14275179
Because you have akaname mouth.

>> No.14275200

>>14274731
>No Hobgoblins (Or normal goblins) in short-short jeans
Damn you why did you tell me this?!

>> No.14275201

>>14275189
All sound like routes very worth playing.

>> No.14275202

>>14275187
You know it, my man.

>> No.14275203

>>14275196
That's a lie.

>> No.14275206

>>14275182
It's funny because by forcing me to accept your point of view you're worse than the vampire.

>> No.14275209

>>14275191
She's going to get staked so fucking hard. No I don't mean penis.

>> No.14275212

>>14275189
These names make me cringe for whatever reason.

The character traits sound fine, all very nice, but the names're...

>> No.14275216

>>14275191
Good God, she's not even using them as butlers. That village definitely needs a Dhampir to come sort things out.

>> No.14275218

>>14275212
Elaborate. I want to establish permanent names before I begin the routes.

Some of the names are pulled from other things I've written, so they might not fit as well as they could.

>> No.14275222

>>14275206
How am I worse? I don't want to exploit you at my leisure. Stockholm has set in strong in you, but no matter, a dhampir and a kiki and you'll be a man again.

>> No.14275223
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>>14274731
Goblins are nothing but mischief!

>> No.14275224

>>14274760
Wasn't around for Gazerfag's dump, but he's doing god's work and I hope his days are filled with calcium.

>> No.14275227

>>14275222
She's not exploiting me you know.

>> No.14275229

>>14275203
I can smell you from here.

>> No.14275231

>>14275218
I dunno. No real rhyme or reason, the names just kinda...bug me.

>> No.14275232

I wanna be kidnapped by a Wurm!

>> No.14275233

>>14275229
Take that back!

>> No.14275234

>>14275227
>she'll feed on me whether I like it or not
I don't believe you.

Say, have we talked before?

>> No.14275235

>>14275223
True. But hobgoblins are good girls. They don't have the capacity for mischief. They just want their goblin sisters to be happy and to watch their husband make funny faces when she gives him boob hugs.

>> No.14275239

>>14275233
NEENER NEENER FECES EATER!

>> No.14275240

>>14275193
Goddamnit, I was literally just typing something about an anubis and an apartment when you posted that. Something with a balcony, too. Kind of small, but clean, warm, and welcoming, with a great view. Open and airy too, with a lot of sunlight coming into the place.

Also, there's a whole load of options for meals. There's a lot of different Egyptian stews that can be made, sweet beer, pork, you name it. If you really want to get into it, you can even go for some dessert made using carob, even as a chocolate subsitute.

>> No.14275243

>>14275232
Are you sure? That sounds like a lot of effort and responsibility.

>> No.14275245

>>14275234
She does it because she knows I don't mind and she likes to do it that way. What's the problem?

>> No.14275251

>>14275245
You're not living your life correctly.

>> No.14275252

>>14275240
Ah yes. A nice balcony. Preferably facing west so you can watch the sunset together.

>> No.14275257

>>14275251
Neither you are

>> No.14275258

>>14275231
I guess they feel kind of fanfiction-y, if that makes sense. Like they're overly elaborate.
In a setting like an otherwise regular NA town, it'll definitely stand out, but of course, I guess you can justify it by saying that the girls have their own naming standards and convetions.

>> No.14275262

>>14275251
Stop trying to tell strangers how to live their life. What happens between two consenting adults in private is none of your concern.

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>>14275223
But they're so cute. I want to be part of their group, drink around the campfire with them singing merry songs and sleep under the stars.

>> No.14275268

>>14275191
I want to live under a nice vampire countess.

With a thick Romanian accent.

>> No.14275271

>>14275266
That could be kinda fun. Like a wannabe bandit gets captured by goblins and they make him the tribe's big brother.

>> No.14275276

>>14275251
>>14275257
You two need to hurry up and make out. Every time vampires are brought up we get the same argument:
>I enjoy having my vital bodily fluids drained from me!
>I enjoy micromanaging the lives of others!

My stance is that the generic MGE vampire can go fuck herself. She kidnaps me, forces me into servitude, and treats me like shit and drains my blood until I get turned into an incubus.
While I'm sure there are people out there who would like this, I am not one of them.

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>>14275183
>>14275178
>Ara Ara Manticore like that fox
>She acts geriatric and self depricating to get you to drop your guard
>That feeling when she shows you uses for tailpussy you never thought possible, like using it as manacle-lovebulb

>> No.14275281

>>14275268
>I vant, to suck, your dick! Ah-ah-ah!

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>>14275266
I wonder if that one Hobgoblin short will ever get translated.

>> No.14275288

>>14275262
It is my concern. Such behavior will only encourage monsters to treat men like cattle, toys. I will not sit idly by and watch you taint others with your bitch nature.

>>14275257
Who the fuck are you!?

>> No.14275291

>>14275281
Yes that's the stuff.

>> No.14275293

>>14275231
Well, I could explain them.

>Marina Belcrist
Kinda generic first name, but I thought it sounded like someone from the previous generation, since she's a little older. Her surname is meant to sound kind of fantasy-like.

>Tatsumana Ozoma
Not gonna lie, this was heavily inspired by the half-demon Tastumiya Mana from Negima. Pic related. I figured an Oni should have a japanese-sounding name, and I thought Mana as a nickname sounded soft and gentle to match her personality. Her surname was improvised.

>Oka Frostling
Oka is the name of a town in Canada where civil war nearly broke out between the Native and non-Native population in the 90's. I'm native and have a soft spot for this stuff. Her style of dress is native-influenced, and Oka sounds simple and exotic to match. The surname frostling was loosely based on the ice powers she had in the first draft, which were later removed.

>Emily Pendrell
Emily sounds like a shy shut-in name to me because of a girl I knew. Pendrell is a slight variant of pendragon, because she's a serpent and in the first draft she was English. I thought it made her sound like an Oxford student, as she attended university.

>Stella Morenstein
Another European sort of name. Stella is based on the Bassist Stella from Interstella 5555, since Stella in this story plays the cello. Her surname was chosen because it sounds German, and she's very fair with auburn hair. Sounds german to me.

>Azelie de St.Claire
The same name of an aristocratic french vampire I wrote in a story that was later scrapped. I just think it sounds classy and interesting. It's a real, traditional old french name.

>Kanade Akishiki
That's what I named my femc in Persona 3. I have no excuse. It just sounds pretty. "Kanade" means "to play a tune" in Japanese. I thought it was a fit, as her character is peppy and Japanese.

If you've got suggestions, I want to hear them.

>>14275258
The idea is that they come from a variety of cultures and backgrounds, and are foreigners in our world. That's the idea I was going for at least.

>> No.14275296

>>14275281
>One! One cumshot!
>Two! Two cumshots! Ah! Ah! Ah!

>> No.14275298

>>14275276
If you want an alp do it yourself faggot.

>> No.14275299
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>>14275293
Forgot pic for mana

>> No.14275304

>>14275296
My childhood...

>> No.14275307

>>14275276
Hey I'm not the one that gets angry because other people enjoy vampires.

>>14275288
>Who the fuck are you!?
And you?

>> No.14275310

>>14275271
He could also make them laugh with stories about his attempt to be a bandit.
>>14275286
Never, it's a shame too.

>> No.14275312

>>14275296
Well there goes my childhood

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>>14275293
>not giving your SMT/Purse Owner characters their canon/fan-given names

>> No.14275317

>>14275307
Ian Moone.

>> No.14275321

>>14275271
I want this, but with Mouse Girl cheese bandits from Maus Hills.

>> No.14275322

>>14274760
>dat spankholst tho
woof.

>> No.14275323

>>14275307
I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of shit.

>> No.14275324

>>14275304
>>14275312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ

>> No.14275325

>>14275288
Anon plz. Trying to control the lives/actions of random strangers using your own worldview as a basis, with no consideration given to the worldview of others is morally wrong. Now I could get in a rant about why this is the case, but that would be pretty off-topic and I don't really want to do that because I'm lazy and stuff.

So all I'm going to say is that if anon wants to be a vampires boy-toy, then that's his choice as a (what we can assume is a) ration adult and we have to respect that.

>> No.14275326

>>14275315
Aspect raidu

>> No.14275331

>>14275325
Others are wrong and must be corrected.

>> No.14275334

>>14275102
>I don't many of the girls would like being called a monster right to their face.

I don't think there would be any stigma to it as it's not like their original language is English anyway.

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>>14275296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

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>>14275251
>Not wanting to be a husband boytoy for a vampire

>> No.14275341

>>14275147
>by scientific definition any two creatures that can reproduce healthy, fertile offspring together are the same species, not their own separate ones.

But this is wrong, like "the earth is flat" wrong.

>> No.14275344

>>14275333
I was thinking that when I posted it too haha

>> No.14275346

>>14275336
I want to be her loyal butler.

>> No.14275347
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14275347

Its cold outside

>> No.14275353

>>14275347
I wish. Hurry up Winter

>> No.14275357

>>14275336
>you will never harness the power of our gloriously incandescent father to smite those who would dare think themselves above the genius that is mankind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_o33arlunY

>> No.14275361

>>14275347
mouse girls are silly

>> No.14275363

>>14275336
>you will never waltz with a Vampire in your comfy Undead Kingdom mansion

>> No.14275364

>>14275336
I want to be her butler and confidant.
I want to cuddle her after we fuck.

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>>14275336
>having no self respect

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>>14275346
>>14275364
Why not husband-butler?

>> No.14275379

>>14275336
i would be her Dark Knight

>> No.14275382

>>14275372
>skull
You're really not helping.

>> No.14275386

>>14275382
It's detachable, from one of her servants.

>> No.14275393

I want to slay. Slay vampires and liberate the lost souls they have robbed of their will.

>> No.14275397

>>14275393
Freedom is overrated.

>> No.14275398

>>14275382
It's a candy one made from that chalky candy stuff.

>> No.14275401

>>14275372
That's good too. Do I still get to call her "Milady"?
>>14275386
Skelebros are the best.

>> No.14275402

>>14275386
Lie, there are no boy skeletons. That's clearly a male skull.

>> No.14275406

>>14275372
are you implying those two things are mutually exclusive?

>>14275386
Now I'm imagining her using the skull for some poetic speech while a distressed skeleton girl flails her arms around trying to grab her head back.

>> No.14275409

>>14275397
If you weren't free you couldn't post here.

>> No.14275412

>>14275402
More like clearly a child's skull

>> No.14275414

>>14275252
Yep. Just large enough so you can get a small, circular table and two chairs out. Or one sunbed for you to share, so you can sit back with her on top of you, reading a book as the sun slips down into a golden ocean.
Having a more natural place, maybe even a refurbished building made from stone might be quite nice. Instead of carpets, you could have rugs, too.

>> No.14275416

>>14275409
The western world hasn't been free for a long time.

>> No.14275419

>>14275402
But Skeleton-girls are such shitty monstergirls that I prefer to imagine that skeletons stayed unmonsterized and instead just became more prone to dancing and making bone puns.

>> No.14275421

>>14275419
Yeah and they can't get a boner so you're safe from them stealing your Monster Girls.

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>"Hey kid, you wanna 'kero kero'?"

>> No.14275430

>>14275421
MAMONO MANA. You're threading dangerous ground.

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>>14275393
But I have my will, and I voluntarily gave it to her as prove of my love!

>>14275401
>That's good too. Do I still get to call her "Milady"?
Why not? Vampires are classy ladies that enjoy such vocabulary.

>>14275406
>are you implying those two things are mutually exclusive?
Of course not, but I thought you just wanted to be a butler and nothing else.

>> No.14275437

>>14275416
Go to bed Solidus.

>> No.14275438

>>14275423
Doesn't she eat him at the end of this one?

>> No.14275440

>>14275431
>prove
Meant proof

>> No.14275441

>>14275258
Yeah, I guess it's something like that...

>>14275293
>Marina Belcrist
Nothing terribly bad there; I think I just have an aversion to names with 'Bel' in them.
>Oka Frostling
Isn't Oka also the name of the wolf girl from .hack//TWILIGHT? It's fine, but Frostling...sounds kinda chuuni to be frank.
>Emily Pendrell
Nothin' wrong with Emily, but yeah I thought 'Pendrell' might have drawn from 'Pendragon', which, given its kingly origins, sounds a mite pretentious. Of course, if you wanted her to sound like an Oxford student, maybe that was intentional...
>Stella Morenstein
If it just "Sounds" German and that's your reason you might want to double-check it...'stein' I know is a common suffix, but does Moren mean anything? Is it even a word?

>> No.14275445

>>14275430
Wait, what. How? All we're doing is discussing perfectly normal skeleton behavior.

>> No.14275446

>>14275437
But muh founding fathers.

>> No.14275449

>>14275431
Butler and Confidant anon, that means I'm the only one she's comfortable enough around to share her secrets and complain about things to.
Who else but her husband would a Vampire let her hair down around?
Of course, the massages and vigorous fucking are for her stress.
I want to see her usually refined face start twisting into an ahegao after the first few rounds.
After we're done we'd cuddle and fall asleep in the afterglow.

>> No.14275452

>>14275315
But those don't usually come around until a fair while after the games themselves.

I always come up with horrible names for my Persona PCs.
"Kisame Kusanagi" or "Gin Kishi", to name two...

>> No.14275456

>>14275431
Excellent, not I can say "as you wish milady" to my hearts content.

>> No.14275463

>>14275379
And now all I can think about is a blonde dragon loli in training to be a Dark Knight.

No one's going to get this reference.

>> No.14275470

>>14275452
At least you didn't name them after yourself.

Made Rise confessing to me a little awkward.

>> No.14275471

>>14275431
>Pic related
Hey I have that book! It was kinda underwhelming.

>> No.14275480

>>14275470
I'm planning to name the P5 PC after myself, in a recursive sort of way.

See, I named the previous two after their hair. Blue made me think Kisame, and Gin literally is Silver. So, since the P5 guy's messy hair makes me think of myself, I'm gonna give him a nip name with the same root meaning as mine.

>> No.14275486

>>14275480
I'm planning on having his name poorly translate out to "Phantom Thief".

>> No.14275487

>>14275480
Huh, at least you put some thought into your names.

Also obligatory, "what monster girls would the Persona girls be" comment.

>> No.14275497

>>14275441
I'd like an alternative to Frostling as it's kind of out of place and no longer matches the character. I've gotten very attached to Oka though, and I didn't read .hack.

Emily's name is meant to exude academics. She's a university graduate and an author. I thought the Oxford theme would go with her coloring too, dark brown, wine red and dark green. Makes me think of tolkien and lewis smoking cigars while writing at a cafe.

Morenstein is an existing surname. I've met people with that surname. I didn't want to declare a specific nationality for any of the girls, but their looks and cultural practices are influenced by certain countries, as though they're from alternate universe Germany or something along those lines. She's not actually from Germany, she just seems like she could be.

Again, these characters all come from fictional cultures. Something that sounds odd to you may be commonplace to them and it's not like they'll always be referred to by their full name.

Not to say I'm not glad to get feedback. I definitely want an alternative to Frostling, if nothing else.

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>MFW I literally cannot write romance without it being more pretentious than James Cameron's Titanic

>> No.14275514

>>14275487
Mitsuru would be a Vampire
Fuuka would be an Elf
Yukari would be something shit.
Chie would be a Werewolf
Yukiko would be a Harpy
Rise would be a Lesser Succubus
Marie would be non-canon
Sayoko Uehara would be a Succubus
Aigis would still be a robutt.

There is a criminally low amount of Sayoko porn. She's a nurse who you are heavily implied to be able to fuck early in her social link.

>> No.14275516

>>14275487
Naoto would be a Crow Tengu or Anubis.
And someone should draw her as such.

>> No.14275518

Why don't you have a monster girl waifu, what's stopping you?
I just can't grasp the concept of a waifu in the first place.

>> No.14275521

>>14275514
>Rise would be a Lesser Succubus

Hey, Rise is not a...nevermind I'm not getting into this debate again.

>> No.14275531

>>14275521
I didn't want to go with the obvious, and I think a Lesser Succubus with twintails would be cute.

>> No.14275532

>>14275531
Well Rise's twintails are cute I'll give you that.

>> No.14275533

>>14275509
Jack will be resurrected by a lich, so him and Rose can live happily ever after and keep drawing nudes.

>> No.14275536

>>14275518
I haven't taken enough opium to see the angles of time.

>> No.14275542

>>14275509
Romance is hard, dude. Good news is, there's a really good chance your reader doesn't know what it's like either.

>> No.14275550

>>14275542
It's like with smut you can just go into bumping uglies and be done with it. With romance there's a certain... how should I put it? Finesse involved.

You have to show them actually enjoying each other's company and such over just WANT TO MAKE FUCK?

>> No.14275559

>>14275536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiWIjWh3MNA&ab_channel=MrAmendmentOne
Not many people have.

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>>14275347
>>14275353
cold season is best season

>keep the lamias warm. or prepare a pillow fort so they can hibernate
>remove fallen leaves from deciduous, gnarly dryads in your yard
>harpies in winter coat
>extra fluffy foxes, now with white fur
>place a bowl with mineral salts outside so the slimes can stay defrosted
busy but also quiet and peaceful season

well, mostly quiet
>poke the dragon living in the attic so she can drive off the mischievous yuki onna lolis when they try to snow in your house

>> No.14275564

>>14275514
>>14275521
>>14275532
Wouldn't Siren be a wee bit more fitting?

>> No.14275565

>>14275550
Romantic smut is the best smut though.

>> No.14275568

>>14275518
>I just can't grasp the concept of a waifu in the first place
Many people can't until they find the girl.

>> No.14275571

>>14275564
I was trying to avoid going with the obvious option.

>> No.14275576

>>14275563
And the most important thing of all
>Fireplaces

>> No.14275580

>>14275563
mmm jubjub with maximum fluff in the winter

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How would the fur on a Lesser Succubutts body feel?

>> No.14275586

>>14275563
>thorn bush girl
>always scared that she will hurt you
>she always gets mad at you when you hug her
>because she can see that your pain
>but you just want to love her

>> No.14275591

>>14275559
>MFW the subtle time traveling on the road
Clever.

>> No.14275593

>>14275559
Stop it. You're going to ruin Shirihebi for me tonight if quicksilver_ decides to write.

>> No.14275598

>>14275582
Like peach fuzz that gradually turns into silky velvet

>> No.14275599

>>14275582
Like a crusty old jizz rag.

>> No.14275605

>>14275599
We have a winner!

>> No.14275609

>>14275599
How would you know what that feels like, anon?

>> No.14275616

>>14275609
because it's the closest thing to a woman he's felt in seven years

>> No.14275617

>>14275582
Irrumate the Lesser Succubus. Do it now.

>> No.14275623

>>14275550
Yeah, with good romance, you shouldn't make the end goal of the story or the characters simply be sex.
Which basically means throwing everything KC says in the garbage.
Design your monstergirl character the same way you would a person. Sure, make them more instinctual, even to the point where they live in the wild. There's nothing wrong with that (and it might actually make for a really interesting romance), and there's nothing wrong with making them all sensitive and able to give the best pleasure imaginable. And there nothing even wrong with sex scenes. In fact, as an intimate bonding activity, they're pretty great.
But you want to develop the relationship of your characters outside of and independently to any thoughts of sex or lust.

Like when I say the end goal shouldn't be sex, fitting conclusion to a story like that would probably be when the reader can easily conceive of the two characters living together, not just content, but truly happy.

Of course, there's a lot of ways to do romance. It really is a very broad thing. But I think the point I'm making comes across.

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>>14275576
not much art of that, despite the spider from dragon's crown.

here, have a kotatsu instead

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>>14275630
>Shoggoth Kotatsu

>> No.14275639

>>14275637
Isn't crawling under that kind of like crawling up someone's vagina?

It feels a little indecent to do something like that.

>> No.14275642

>>14275639
That's only for disgusting meat-puppets to worry about. Don't you want to ftaghn her Ia Ia?

>> No.14275646

>>14275637
I feel retarded.
I only now just realized that the objects in her tentacles are made from her own body like the Shoggoths profile states.

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>>14274151
Slime waifu is so disregarded that someone can be identified with immediate success as the only person who would ever admit to liking her?

Yes. Shit.

>> No.14275654

>>14275642
I guess entering her non-Euclidean space wouldn't be so bad, if it was with her.

>> No.14275657

>>14275471
What book?

>> No.14275658

>>14275654
Lovecraft is a goober because Non-Euclidean architecture isn't even scary.

>> No.14275659

>>14275637
I just realized something. Since Shoggoths are technically Slimes who can make objects out of themselves, does that mean that her clothes are also part of her?
Are Shoggoths constantly naked?

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>>14275659
Just like doppelgangers, yes.
Unless you pour them into something more comfortable.

>> No.14275669

>>14275652
Don't worry about it. I love slimegirls too.
If I had to put every monstergirl into tiers depending on how much I like them, I'd easily put slimegirls in Tier 2. And only one girl gets to go in Tier 1.

>> No.14275671

>>14275646
Don't sweat it. It took me a long time to notice sphynx's tail is a fucking question mark.

>> No.14275674

>>14275658
To be fair, most of his "incomprehensible and drives you to insanity" stuff doesn't make sense either. So something is a pile of mouths and tentacles. So what?

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>>14275652
I'm honestly that you haven't used all your mental resources and written some ballin' boner inducing smut centered around the MGE Slime.

Hungry Blob Soup Kitchen doesn't count.

>> No.14275676

>>14275658
except all your spatial reasoning goes out of the window. it's confusing and disorienting. you get easily get lost.

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>>14275659
You don't get it Anon. You see those flaps on her uniform where those yellow 'eyes' are shining? Her humanoid body and maid outfit are fabricated by the REAL formless mass of pseudopodia, appendages, and some-such in order to copulate and serve you easier without driving you insane.

She has no less than twenty-six eyes looking at the viewer in her profile picture. How horafying.

Would waifu.

>> No.14275679

>>14275666
I'm just imagining a Shoggoth's shirt melting away to reveal her breasts as she lovingly pins her master down.

>> No.14275681

>>14275669
>And only one girl gets to go in Tier 1.
You can't just say that and not elaborate.

>>14275675
>Hungry Blob Soup Kitchen doesn't count.
For what purpose?

>> No.14275682

>>14275658
Observing any non-Euclidean or higher dimensional objects/space probably wouldn't be scary on its own, but I'd imagine that viewing any of it in relative motion might be very disconcerting and offputting. Especially if you're constantly able to see glimpses of 4th dimensional space close to you, depending on your position and angle of viewing.

Then again, I'm not an expert.

>> No.14275683

>mfw Shoggoths can morph their body mass and texture to imitate Kikimoras, feathers+fluffy tails and all

>> No.14275684

>>14275623
I had an idea for a story where a drifter and an MG would do a dangerous, cross-country hitch-hiking trip across the United States, east coast to west coast. They would meet by circumstance, and only stay together for safety, familiarity n' such, all the while slowly growing closer. At the very end of the trip, they would tend to a wound or bathe or something, and in the process look over each others bodies and see all the scars they accumulated over their journey together, and after realizing how much time and trust they put into each other, that's when they'd do the deed.

And then the twist comes: turns out the guy was only traveling so he could have one last road-trip before he made a last stop at the second-most popular suicide location in the world. Whether or not he actually jumps is all dependent on how much I'd be willing to go with the whole 'love conquers all' shtick.

>> No.14275689

>>14275682
There's something like 11 spacial dimensions as it is. You interact with them every day. Only the main 3 have any relevance beyond quantum level engineering like microprocessors.

>> No.14275691

>>14275659
>Shoggoths are natural exhibitionists

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>>14275659
They're not even the first slime to do that.

>> No.14275696

>>14275683
Only their shape, it would feel all slimy and gross. Kiki superior. Kimi stronk. Kiki best meido.

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>>14275659
they just need water-proof clothing. maybe rubberized fabrics.

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>>14275683
>My Kikimora's flesh became a dull pallor, her body becoming as soft and pliant as dough as her lips devoured my swollen member like a starfish digesting its prey
>Slowly, my sanity was lost in a tsunami, bringing up ancient creatures from the darkest depths of the ocean
>As I descended further into madness, watching her take her true shape, strange visions of an abnormal, Non-Euclidean city clouded my thoughts
>As I explored this city, I came across a cavern which seemed to stretch into the bowels of the Earth
>As I cast my eyes into this cavern, a being beyond all description stood, casting its gaze back at me
>It was then I awoke, covered in a strange effluence, knowing the stars were right and the creature would once again walk the Earth

>> No.14275706

>>14275699
>covered in strange shit
ftkeken

>> No.14275708

>>14275696
If a Shoggoth is able to create functional objects from her own body, who says it can't imitate other monstergirls (to varying degrees of success) by using a similar process?

>> No.14275710

>>14275681
>You can't just say that and not elaborate.

Anubnub. You might say that theres a bunch of monstergirls potentially more interesting, but coolness, ability or interesting potential rarely factors into the waifu your heart chooses.

>>14275689
It's been a long time since I last jumped down that quantum rabbit hole, but I'm guessing that one aspect of those higher spatial dimensions is related to certain particles interacting with them as they vibrate? Without any recent reading, I kind of flounder in that subject.

>> No.14275711

>>14275689
This is the second time Peter Weller makes it into this thread
Actually, never mind, I can't find a single clip from Buckaroo Banzai on youtube that isn't shit quality.

>> No.14275719

>>14275699
>Shogkikimoras
Yesss, that sounds like a rather neat design that'd never come to fruition since I can't draw.

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>> No.14275721

>Cap wrote a new story/greentext

Sweet. Does anyone know where he posts these days?

>> No.14275723

>>14275710
>It's been a long time since I last jumped down that quantum rabbit hole, but I'm guessing that one aspect of those higher spatial dimensions is related to certain particles interacting with them as they vibrate? Without any recent reading, I kind of flounder in that subject.

Basically yeah, three dimensional quantum mechanics break down at a certain level the same way Newtonian physics breaks down above it. But the other dimensions are so small, they're pretty much rounding errors before that.

>> No.14275724
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14275724

>>14275696
> slimy and gross

Slimy, yes. Gross? Oh anon, that you can't appreciate the soft, gloopy touch of a slimegirl lover. Drizzling herself all over you with boundless affection, savouring the texture and warmth of your skin against her goo. The wet, insistent currents swirling around your dick, as she gently stimulates all the right places, thirstily, girlishly eager to mix together her dark slime with your white.

It's only gross if you don't like nice things.

>> No.14275728

>>14275657
I think it's called "Moeru Encyclopedia". It's this whole niche franchise of artbooks based around a variety of subjects. Monster Girls make up a fairly good chunk of 'em. This particular book, as you could likely guess, was "Vampires".

>> No.14275729

>>14275711
Pretty sure the kickass ending is.

>> No.14275730
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14275730

>>14275701
Or latex.

>> No.14275733

>>14275708
The way slimes work says. Look at nureonago.

>> No.14275734

I want a Wurm to raise me and try to help me with my homework!
>She has no idea how to actually do any of the homework I'm assigned
>But she knows it's important that I do it well
>That's why she has sex with me whenever I do well

>> No.14275741

>_master1200
you fucked up

>> No.14275743

>>14275724
Nah it's gross.

>> No.14275744

>>14275720
Hello birdy.

>> No.14275747

>>14275728
Thanks

>> No.14275754

>>14275724
You know what I think is great? Slimegirls with a fetish, adoration and fixation on human bodies.
Just as knife-ears love round-ears, slimegirls might love the solidity, durability and consistency of the human body.
I should write another slimegirl story, and include that as a feature.

>> No.14275761

>>14275729
I just wanted the Jet Car going through the mountain/8th Dimension. But I love the end credits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=8MqJ3iGBdOo&ab_channel=piling5262

>> No.14275764
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>> No.14275765

>>14275754
>knife-ears love round-ears
I want a story about a dark elf who fawns over her boy toy's round ears and pale skin.

>> No.14275768

I own a dragon girl onahole
It was a fantastic purchase

>> No.14275775

>>14275768
Which? Bad-Dragon or that one generic nip onahole?

>> No.14275777

>>14275741
What are you on about?

>> No.14275780

>>14275777
>>14275741
meant to quote >>14275730

>> No.14275784

>>14275775
The jap one.

>> No.14275786

>>14275780
Still though, what?

>> No.14275790

>>14275734
>While you're at school, Wurm secretly studies the same things you're studying
>She has to put in double the effort and time, twelve hours of focus for every six you put in
>But in the end, she can still help you with a few of the questions you're not able to answer, and even correct you every so often
>Compared to the dragon, lich, or vampire mothers, who are helping their children score 100%, it's not much
>But her help is just enough to push you up a grade and keep you there
>And she's so happy to have someone as smart as you to love her

Wurms are love.

>> No.14275797

>>14272708
Man, why are vampires just the worst monster girls? Them and their mosquito sisters are nothing but parasites.

>> No.14275798

Who else can't fucking wait for Halloween? 5 days, baby!

>> No.14275799

>>14275786
>not saving the full-sized version

>> No.14275800
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14275800

>>14275692

Nureonagos are cute.

>> No.14275802
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14275802

>>14275743
No.
U.

>> No.14275805

>>14275799
How do you get that?

>> No.14275810
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14275810

I noticed that the full resolution version of ELH's commission no longer seems available.

>> No.14275815

>>14275798
I'm just sad it'll pass.

>> No.14275819

>>14275805
there should be an expand-button for the original version

>> No.14275820
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14275820

>>14275336
I do want it!

>> No.14275821

>>14275802
I don't have to take this from a monstergirl that doesn't even have a brain.

>> No.14275823

>>14275798
I'm gonna board up my house so the Monster Girls don't get me. Onee-Sabbath isn't getting anywhere near me!

>> No.14275824

>>14275810
It's in the Ilassa album

>> No.14275825

>>14275790
Hell yeah. I actually prefer that they have flaws, it makes it that much more meaningful when they try to do something they are not good at because it's important for someone else

>> No.14275828

>>14275824
Is it? I only checked his blog and sud's page.

>> No.14275834

>>14275810
Who literally gives a shit about that stupid character.

>>14275719
You could probably ask like the two writefaggots I know of that've done Shoggoths about it. I dunno?

>> No.14275838

>>14275834
Anyone who cares more about the artwork than the character?

>> No.14275845

>>14275819
Oh. Ooooh.
>urge to find all the originals
>need to sort through 50k images
Well fuck my shit.

>> No.14275849

>>14275845
they used to be labeled _m, now they're _master1200. should be easy to spot.

>> No.14275852

>>14275825
Maybe that's why I like wurms so much. With a one track mind, they're devoted and determined, putting 100% into whatever they do.
It's a trait to be admired.

>> No.14275854

>>14275754

>Get caught by a slime girl
>She takes her time touching your body all over.
>You feel your arms, legs, hands, feet be poked and rubbed by her body and she gives you a look of wonder as she examines you.

>> No.14275869

>>14275849
Yeah, I just did a search for '_master' and it's 1361 images. Fuck off compulsions, I don't want you here.

>> No.14275876

>>14275869
if you can into commandline there is some pixiv dumping script on github somewhere. i think you can feed it with post IDs

>> No.14275886
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14275886

Would you save her?

>> No.14275887

>>14275876
I'm a filthy mac heathen and can't into coding to save my life. It's the hard way for me then.

>> No.14275890

>>14275886
No.

Elves are the worst girls, always.

>> No.14275911 [DELETED] 

>>14272963
I want a delinquent dragon that has green hair.

>> No.14275915

>>14275886
I might. Even sows should be loved.

>> No.14275924

>>14275886
Yes

>> No.14275926
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14275926

>you will never raise 7-8 foot tall Undead Giants with you're Lich waifu

>> No.14275936

>>14275915
Oh you.

>> No.14275940

In a few hours, it's going to be my 20th birthday. It's the last day ara ara monstergirls can accurately call me "kid" or freshmen college student girls can tenderly confess their love to someone in their age group. Assuming they were real, which one of them would try to take my virginity before midnight?

>> No.14275941

>>14275926
I think magma slimes have more utility. Nothing like intelligent streams of magma inside your dungeon.

Magma moats on the outside are so entry-level.

>> No.14275944

>>14275886
why, yes, of course.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intact_dilation_and_extraction

>> No.14275945

>>14275940
All of them if they have a deflowering fetish.

>> No.14275959

>>14275940
>It's the last day ara ara monstergirls can accurately call me "kid"

Keep dreaming, bud. You'll always be 'Kid' to them.

And don't you DARE think this means you're getting out of having your hair ruffled by your Monster Aunties!

>> No.14275964

>>14275886
Fucking Japan

>> No.14275971

>>14275959
that spoiler.
monster aunties are great.
you could go to a family reunion and see all types of monstergirls as each woman monsterizes into a different species.

>> No.14275977

I don't care if they're going to infest my house and steal my cheese. I'm fucking every cute maus I find and cumming down their throats. My house will be an orgy lewd enough to make a succubus blush.

>> No.14275980

>>14275940
>It's the last day ara ara monstergirls can accurately call me "kid"
Any monstergirl that lives centuries will still call you kid anyway.

>> No.14275985

>>14275977
This will lead to incestuous ruination at least fifteen times faster than the kitsune rapist from the other day.

God speed, and knock up at least a few hinezumi and dormice for me.

>> No.14275989
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14275989

>>14275964
I'm still surprised Elves get virtually no writefaggotry.

>> No.14275992

>>14275980
And kunoichi. Kunoichi love calling people "kid"

>> No.14276002

>>14275985
I'm not knocking them up, I'm cumming in their mouths. A house full of pregnant mousegirls would be too much responsibility for one man to take. I'll leave that for Nyanon.

>> No.14276011

>>14275989
There was that fembro Elf from Vengeance.

>> No.14276013

>>14275926
>Have a lich waifu
>Your children are homunculi which you spend months building together, imbuing them all with a piece of your souls, and the natural chaos of magic
>One of those children just so happen to be 8 feet tall, with an undeveloped, childlike mind and enough strength to lift a car
>Your lich waifu has to cast a spell of protection every time the child hugs either of you
>The first time it happened, you had to spend a whole night healing your waifu with your life energy, restoring her cracked ribs, punctured organs and broken spine
>At least you're children are quick learners

>> No.14276014

>>14276002
>Fucking multiple times your body weight in meeses
>Thinking you'll even be allowed to cum solely in their mouths
>Even though you know their wombs hunger
You dear, sweet fool.

>> No.14276016
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14276016

>>14276011
Was referring to as the main girl.

Fembro Elf was still good though.

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14276020

>>14276013

>> No.14276035

>>14276016
What's this from?

>> No.14276036

>>14276014
I'll pay a Lilim to make me cum buckets without impregnating anyone and get buried in a pile of warm flesh and desperate pleasured squeeks. Slime mice are good at group fucking, right?

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>>14276013
>you will never adopt a human son with you're Lich waifu
>you will never raise an Undead Giant to act as both a protector, lover, and sisterly figure for him

>> No.14276040

>>14276020
cute shit

>> No.14276044

>>14276040
Was part of Gazerfag's dump yesterday

>> No.14276052

>>14276035
>>14276035
http://exhentai.org/g/660942/771d7ac95d/

and

http://exhentai.org/g/843277/9757094c68/

Basically follows the story of a guy who was a soldier in the UN armed forces who fell in love with a true-blue Nordic Elf (THE ONLY KIND THAT MATTERS FUCK YOU) and marries her. Shenanigans ensue.

>> No.14276053

>>14276036
Diabolical, but unfortunate. Where's Nyanon to come breed me a harem of non-shit mice?

>> No.14276058

>>14276036
What would you have to pay her to get it though?
Because I'd willingly let you give me to her to be made into her husband/cumpump/daki.
Lilims are one of the few monstergirls who can pull off an infinite blowjob.

>> No.14276059

>>14276052
Ah, I thought that art style was familiar. I never knew that there was more of that. Thanks.

>> No.14276067

>>14276052
This is the guy that did that Lodoss doujin, nice.
I'm still disappointed by the fact that it has Pirotess fuck Parn instead of Ashram like it should've been.

>> No.14276075
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14276075

>"GAAAOOOOOOO!"

>> No.14276087

>>14276075

Nice try but I have HG earplugs!

Now give me a Skymerald!

>> No.14276093

>>14276075
I'm going to sneak up on her in her sleep and capture all the little Fulger Bug-girls living with her.
Then, when she's weakened, I'll pin her down, flip her over, and rub her tummy until sparks start flying from my hand.

>> No.14276102

>>14276075
Hey, she can't startle me! I get shocked and then start to cry if something spooks me, like a sudden howl, does she want to make a human boy cry?

>> No.14276114

>>14276053
I wouldn't trick them! I'd be up front about it. We're dicking for pleasure, not daughterus. Instead of sex having to end, their pussies can always be overflowing with spirit energy and their pupils can always be hearts. That's when I invite my succubutt friend over and watch her blush at the mob of maus I'm surrounded with.

>>14276058
Consider yourself hired. Lilims are really good monstergirls.

>> No.14276120

>>14276058
>Lilims are one of the few monstergirls who can pull off an infinite blowjob.

But every lamia can do that.

>> No.14276125
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14276125

Is there anything more beautiful than a girl's foot? I think not.

>> No.14276126

>>14276120
Can Lamias cast spells that make sure you never run out of semen?
Can they use magic to make sure they don't choke on you?
The only monstergirls I know can pull off an infinite blowjob are Lilims and every variant of Arachnes.

>> No.14276129
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14276129

>>14276125
A girl's paw.

>> No.14276132

>>14276125
Her heart. Too bad Haohi's is rotten and thorny.

>> No.14276134

>>14276126
>Can Lamias cast spells that make sure you never run out of semen?
Probably, actually. They're normally at least somewhat powerful magically and monsters specialize at lewd magic. Also, medusa make it impossible for you to go soft.

>Can they use magic to make sure they don't choke on you?
Why would you need magic for that? Any liliim that needs a crutch like that is probably a lowly succubus (or worse yet, an elf!) in disguise.

I mean, I like lilims too, but c'mon.

>> No.14276136

>>14276126
i'm sure the girls of Sabbath can do those spells. They'd need that magic so they don't choke on you too.

>> No.14276140

>>14276126
Ghouls? They don't even breathe.
Mermaids? Neck-gills mean they don't need their mouth for breathing.

>> No.14276142

Will I win favor with the gods if I don't cum for a month, then visit my local shrine and make an offering of semen after a loud masturbation session with an onahole? I want to stain a nine-tailed Kitsune's fur with spirit energy.

>> No.14276143

>>14276134
Look, I just really want to facefuck a Lilim for an absurd amount of time.
Just go into her own little castle in Pandemonium and fuck for a few decades.
I can't be the only one who thinks Pandemonium works like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber right?

>> No.14276144

>>14276126
>Can they use magic to make sure they don't choke on you?

>Snakes
>Choking

You do know the reason they can do it forever is because they can just stick their glottis out their cheek to breathe. And venom easily solves the semen question.

Don't know why you think arachne's can though, since they obviously use their human bits to breathe instead of the spider's respiratory system.

>> No.14276145
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14276145

It's time for your daily wock.

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14276148

>>14276125
Her eyes.

>> No.14276149

>>14276142
>with an onahole
By "onahole" ye mean fairy, right? Semen's just not right unless it's got some girl juices mixed in too, be they vaginal, saliva or sweat.

>>14276143
>You will never cum so hard you go super saiyan
Sadness.

>> No.14276150

>>14276140
gills need to circulate water / moist air. intake through the mouth, exhaust through the gills. it's a flow-through thing. so yes, they do need their mouths

>> No.14276151

>>14276145
Daily wock doesn't taste as good though.

>> No.14276153

>>14276142
An unmarried shrine maiden might appreciate it.

>> No.14276155

>>14276145
Wocks are bad.

>> No.14276156

>>14276145
Thanks, woc.

>> No.14276157

>>14275940
>20th birthday
And yet here you are

They'd all be happy being your first

>> No.14276162

>>14276149
>You'll never fuck a Lilim in Pandemonium for a century without stopping and then come out and learn it's only been a few days on the outside.
>You'll never turn around and spend the rest of the week fucking your Lilim wife in Pandemonium.

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14276166

>>14275797

>> No.14276173
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14276173

>>14276166

>> No.14276178

>>14275940
What's your favorite MG and how would you describe a perfect evening?

>> No.14276184

>>14276173
Nice

http://imgur.com/88aRXMq

>> No.14276190

>>14275121
>>14275069
Pokemon is an excellent alternative to parahuman.

>> No.14276193

>>14276178
better question:
>would your favorite MG like your favorite style of music?
shit would be tough to find a MG who's into punk rock

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14276194

>>14276173

>> No.14276205

>>14276166
>>14276173
>>14276194
now I want a baby crazy Dhamphir daughteru and Vampire waifu who always mess each other in hopes of getting pregnant first

>> No.14276208

>>14276205
>Get so fed up you send them both to their coffins without any dick.

>> No.14276209

>>14276153
Is the shrine maiden a Ryu wearing cosplay to prepare for halloween?

>>14276157
Thank you Anon. That means a lot.

>>14276178
Lich or Lilim. Not a Lilim that only cares about sex 24/7 and nothing else, a badass one that does /tg/ wizard stuff, hones her abilities against other girls and paladins, and uses them to fuck harder than any MG has fucked. So Lich.

A perfect evening could be a lot of things depending on what kind of evening it is. A random one would start with getting a cup of coffee at a place in the city, then walking through a nearby park and watching the sunset. Then we'd see an orchestral performance or an Imax movie on a five story high screen, enjoy a romantic dinner somewhere while we hold hands under the table and joke with each other, and finally we would keep doing stuff for the literal rest of the night. It's too early to stop now! Frenzied sex in a rented hotel room, indoor mini-golfing, drinks at a museum inside the cyclone chamber, more coffee at a lewd cafe where nobody is allowed to wear more than two articles of clothing, and finally watching the sun rise while we fall asleep in each other's arms. After more frenzied sex.

>> No.14276212
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14276212

>>14276166
>>14276173
>>14276194
Elektra Complex Dhampir makes my dick hard.

>> No.14276228

>>14276208
>both of their coffins have life sized dakis with your face on them

>> No.14276231
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14276231

>>14276194
Maybe if her ass was a bit more hypnotic.

>> No.14276234

>>14276212
http://imgur.com/DipHg72

>> No.14276236

>>14276231
Use imgur, let's not spam the thread.

>> No.14276238

>>14276231
If she wants an ass like that, she needs to do her squats, lunges and glute bridges
>I'll never work out at monster girl gym

>> No.14276239

>>14276236
It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

>> No.14276240

>>14276231
>printable gif signs
What will they think of next?

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14276245

>>14276238
Anything is possible.

>> No.14276248

>>14276205
>in hopes of getting pregnant first
The vampire won by at least a decade and a half already, though.

>> No.14276250

>>14276245
Why are Undead girls such perfect onee-san material?

>> No.14276254

>>14276209
What is the cyclone chamber?

Also, I like your tastes. Your idea of a fun evening, and your love for liches, is something I can get behind.
Happy Birthday.

>> No.14276270
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14276270

>>14276254
It's a chamber in a museum with a small cyclone. You can stand in it and drink if you want.

Thank you!

>> No.14276275

>>14276209
>Lich or Lilim (leaning towards lich).
I'll have something for you tomorrow about this time. I hope you don't mind a greentext.

>> No.14276280

>>14276270
Neat. I don't think I've seen one of those before. What sort of museums have those? Are they windy inside?

I hope you have fun on your birthday.

>> No.14276286
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14276286

These 3 are looking for apprentices, who do you pick?

>> No.14276289

>>14276286
The spooky one. Always go with spooky.

>> No.14276292

>>14276286
What I'm guessing is a dark matter witch, right.

>> No.14276294

>>14276289
This, she looks like a necromancer and that's what I want to roll with.

>> No.14276295

>>14276286
TALL A BEST

>> No.14276296

>>14276286
The left. Or maybe the middle. She looks nice.
But left is good too.

>> No.14276297

>>14276286
The one that actually looks kind.
All three have nice titties though.

>> No.14276298

>>14276286
Middle! I want to study hard and get headpats while she talks about how I'd be wasted on her gloomy sisters!

>> No.14276299

>>14276286
Shorty a cute.

>> No.14276303

>>14276286
Middle one looks nice, she would probably be kind to her apprentice and forgiving of their mistakes.

The one on the right is probably a lot more strict, failure is unacceptable and you will practice until you get it right.

Left will probably just be creepy about things, and subtly ease you into magic that's been outlawed and forbidden. Not showing much emotion, and having great plans for you.

>> No.14276311

>>14276250
because no matter how old you are, they've lived longer and are haughty about it.

>> No.14276313
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14276313

>>14276275
I really like greentext! Thank you.

>>14276280
The only one I know of is at the Exploratorium in San Francisco, which has a lot of interactive exhibits like that. On Thursday nights they keep out anyone under 18 and serve drinks. It isn't too windy inside, but for a few seconds you're surrounded by vapor as the cyclone evaporates. Good for impressing a Chuuni waifu.

I will! I don't know who your Waifu is, but I can tell you have good taste.

>> No.14276314

>>14276311
Well, the ones capable of being haughty, anyway. Good luck with that skellington onee-san.

>> No.14276315

>>14276286
Knowing the artist, which is least likely to bust my balls?

>> No.14276321

>>14276315
Middle one probably.

>> No.14276324

>>14276321
Oh that's what they want you to think. I bet she's the worst one out of the three of them.

>> No.14276325

>Lonely Vampire goes to an orphanage
>After making a huge donation she picks a boy to go back to her castle with her
>The kid is overly excited
>"Lady is it true that you are a vampire?"
>She nods
>His eyes sparkle
>"Can you control flames? Do you adsorb souls? How long can you stop time? Is this your true form?"
>She pats his head and smiles
>From then on she studied those magic whenever he was asleep

>> No.14276329 [SPOILER] 
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Here, have a thing.

>> No.14276331

>>14276325
>How long can you stop time?
What a dumb question to ask someone.

>> No.14276332

>>14276324
In that case, I'm picking the gloomy girl on the right. She'll act evil and creepy but really she's just a NEET who teaches necromancy in exchange for chipu and jumpu.

>> No.14276334

>>14276331
>orphanage
It's a child you fuck-wit.

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>>14276325
>HFW she finally WRRRRRRRRRRRRYs

>> No.14276336

>>14276332
But anon, what if they knew you would think that the least threatening girl would be a trap and in fact it's the gloomy girl that's the worst?

>> No.14276339

>>14276286
The green one.

>> No.14276341

>>14276334
Then she picked a dumb child.

>> No.14276343

>>14276336
In that case I would pick the girl the furthest to the right and get space and energy magic. If the nice girl is evil and the creepy girl is the worst, the mean girl is putting on a front to make me initially choose the friendly girl before falling into the creepy one's clutches. She'll be flustered and adorable when I pick her instead!

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>> No.14276351

>>14276343
But anon! What if they knew you'd think that and they're all ball busting psychos?!

You know, maybe you should just not pick any of them.

>> No.14276358

What do you guys think about tentacle baths for couples? Serious question, lewd but no butt stuff.

>> No.14276360
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>>14276329
I'll have it, thank you.

>>14276358
>No butt stuff

>> No.14276361

>>14276329
>That vulnerable expression

Don't even like horsepussy, but damn if that ain't cute.

>> No.14276362

>>14276329
>boobs not watermelon sized
I like it.

>> No.14276363

>>14276358
>What do you guys think about consententacles?
I think yes.

>> No.14276364

>>14276360
As much as I'd like to, it's going to have to wait for another story for another board.

>>14276363
My idea is an erotic soak/massage for both to enjoy. I may use this in my next story, but wanted to clear it.

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>>14276351
But what if they wanted me to come to that conclusion, because they know I could outdo any one of them if I honed my skills? Is pic related planning their moves?

>>14276358
I really like them.

>> No.14276369

>>14276364
I think as long as you do avoid any male anal or NTR you'll be fine.

>> No.14276375

>>14276368
if so, expect parasites, hypnotherapy, cloning, memes and Nanomachines.
>tfw still mad at Konami for pushing out an unfinished game
Like Seymour, I would have waited as long as it took ;-;

>> No.14276381
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So I made this and realized that my folder needs more monster sideboob.

>> No.14276382
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KC needs to do more Cryptid monstergirls.

>> No.14276386

>>14276381
I remember how in the WIP she had a visible ass crack.

>> No.14276387

>>14276329
Love the expression and the sensible boob size.

>> No.14276388

>>14276386
Those lines will appear in the coloring, at least a little bit, most got covered.

>> No.14276390

>>14276148
source on the artfag?

>> No.14276393

>>14276381
>Suu headband

worry.jpg

>> No.14276395

>>14276388
Lovely. I like it when your pieces come together.

>> No.14276397

>>14276381
>more sideboob
Neat!
You should start with Gandharva, perhaps.

>> No.14276403

>>14276382
I'm still waiting on a megalodon girl.

>> No.14276404

>>14276397
good idea

>> No.14276411

>Halloween draws near
>Just as spring symbolises new life, winter symbolises the end of it
>Monstergirls from around the world come together for their version of a Festival of the Dead
>It's like a whole different world opened to those who would come and see it
>Stalls line the streets, people crowd in the squares, floats travel down the roads, and huge gatherings fill the parks
>The line between the world of the living and the world of the dead is blurred, and for one night only, it can be safely taken advantage of
>Ghosts and will-o-the-wisps mingle in the crowds and float through the sky, passing through people and objects as if they were never there
>Many monstergirls run events and stalls for people
>Liches are coordinating zombie bands and parades, taking part in spectacular magic shows, and even running "build your own mini-homunculi" stands for the children
>Anubi sit at tables catered to by mummies, offering to find and guide the souls of friends and loved ones back to the living world, to spend another night with those they care about
>Even some of the Ferrywomen are out and about, with one or two advertising roundabout boat rides down The River
>Dignitaries like vampires, wights and even pharaohs are getting together
>All around, hellhounds are patrolling on both sides of the mortal coil, occasionally warping from one side to the other in a burst of flame to get something to eat
>Jiang-shis can be seen hopping from rooftop to rooftop, over the candlelit streets
>Skeleton girls are running small comedy acts, consisting almost entirely of bone-related puns
>Drunken dulluhans ride atop ethereal horses, pedestrians having to move aside quickly, or risk being splashed by the alchohol sloshing from the horsewomens' neck holes
>Naturally, most of the ghouls are crowding around the buffet tables and snack stalls
>And for one night only, kitsune-bi can physically manifest outside of their hosts, able to interact with the physical world on their own and show their appreciation for their human hosts
>The yuki onnas even drop in for a brief, early snowfall, giving the whole city a truly beautiful, ghostly feeling
>And when the sun begins to rise, the line between life and death again takes definition
>Ghosts fade into unseen intangibility
>Vampires draw their cloaks tight, putting up their hoods as they set off for their castles
>Liches get the zombie girls to help clean up, bags under their tired looking eyes
>Kitsune-bi return to their hosts
>Anubi let families say their last goodbyes of the year to their dead relatives, before escorting the souls back to the afterlife
>Fleets of Ferrywomen give rides to those other souls passed on, fleets of boats disappearing into the mist as they cross the border
>Some dulluhans ride off into the afterlife with their horse, while others give heartfelt farewells to their slowly vanishing steeds, faithful to their riders even through death
>Soon, the sun rises up over building tops, the living glancing around at a city which suddenly seems half as populated as it should be
>And so the Festival of the Dead comes to a close

>At least until next year.

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>>14276390
3fourdraws.

>> No.14276422

>>14276415
Best ship.

>> No.14276424
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>>14276231

>> No.14276425

>>14276415
jesus, what a small world. thanks for the info anon.

>> No.14276426

>>14276411
Sounds fun as fuck.

>> No.14276430

>>14276411
Neat.

>> No.14276434

>>14276424
Aww, she wants headpats.

>> No.14276441

>>14276424
A good daughter uses proper grammar and punctuation.
Does she seriously expect me to fuck her with a sign as poorly written as that?
Though I appreciate the sentiment. It's clear she put a lot of passion into it.

>> No.14276443

>>14276411
Great

I'm surprised they didn't turn this festival into a mass rape

>> No.14276445

>>14276434
She's going to get headpats allright, Patting the head of your penis with her cervix.

>> No.14276453

>>14276443
That's the afterparty.

>> No.14276459

>>14276445
Headpats are still headpats, no matter which head it is.

Nothing going on here but pure love.

>> No.14276466

>>14276459
>giving headpats to your daughter as she rides you
You're a fucking artist.

>> No.14276476

I want a Wurm with some Cathyl sized titties!
>You'll never be endowed with the immense power you gain from consuming Wurm milk

>> No.14276484

>>14276145
Thanks Doc.

>> No.14276486

>>14276476
she'll be strong enough to carry those around

>> No.14276489

>>14276466
I'm not one for daughteru fucking in the slightest, but if one insists, then I'd argue that fucking them with love is the only way to go.
After all, you're their father. No matter how old they get, they'll look to you for guidance and protection. You're their papa wolf, who keeps them safe, and is always there to help them when everything goes wrong.

What other way is there to make love to her, but for letting her sit in your lap, arms wrapped around you and head resting against your chest as you stroke her head and rub her back, slowly rocking her up and down?

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>>14276476
I'd rather see Q Cups on an 8 foot tall Wendigo or Hellhound, but whatever floats your boat I guess.

>> No.14276496

I want to taunt a Hellhound.

>> No.14276498

>>14276489
Is it possible to have a perverse and heartboner at the same time?

>> No.14276499

>>14276491
I want to see Z-cups on an Alice.

>> No.14276500

>>14276496
>taunt
You might as well walk up to one and ask for your fucking. If she like you, you'll find her hugging you like a daki when you wake up.

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>>14276491
I'd rather see Q cups on a 3 foot tall loli.

>> No.14276504

>>14276496
A Hellhound with a British accent?

>> No.14276506

>>14276491
>You'll never wake up to see this next to you.
>You'll never hear her tail thumping against the bed as she looks at you with adoring eyes.
>She'll never help calm down your morning wood with her tits and mouth while you eat her out.
This is suffering.

>> No.14276511

>>14276499
This fucker gets it.

>> No.14276512

>>14276286
>not having those three fight over you to be their apprentice
>teaching you amazing things about each of their specific magic
>stay and adventure with them so long you gain three wives over the years

>> No.14276514

>>14276506
>a tall Hellhound with massive titties will never give you a morning titfuck
That is true suffering.

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>>14276491
Wait. Are wendigo girls a thing? That's easily my favorite monster from fiction and I didn't even consider that it got monster girls.

D-do you have any?

>> No.14276517

>>14276512
It ain't worth it, dude. At least not if you want to keep your testicles.

>> No.14276518

>>14276499
driving in an electric cart to get around?
oppai kart racing game. alice is the average, well-rounded driver

>> No.14276520

>>14276500
I'm going to make fun of her at all times.

>>14276504
Yeah whatever.

>> No.14276522

>>14276504
Anon no, my dick can only handle so much.

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>>14276515
Have you lived under a bridge for the past few months?

>> No.14276524

>>14276518
More like in my bed, asking what we're going to do while wearing a nightie too sizes too small. .
High intensity cuddling.

>> No.14276525
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>>14276515
Milf or loli?

>> No.14276527

>>14276525
Milf. Milf all the fucking way.

Sweet Jesus.

>> No.14276528

>>14276491
>Q cups on an 8 foot tall hellhound
If I recall how breasts measurement actually works, then those are some fuckhuge pillow-puppies
>With hips wider than your shoulders
>And paws large enough to grab and wrap around your whole upper arm
>Your nights are spent lying on top of her, nestled between her breast with your head in the crook of her neck
>Sometimes she turns you around in the middle of the night and jerks you off, licking up the semen as a late night snack
>Other times she'll sleep like she's cradling you, surrounding you with her intensely hot body and stroking you all over
>She's strong enough to poke a claw through solid concrete like its made out of paper, and powerful enough to melt steel by breathing on it
>If any would step out of line and do you ill, she'll come down on them with all the fury of Hell itself, transforming into a beast of fangs, fire, and brimstone
>But of course, around you she couldn't be more careful
>Even when she does pick you up for a round of surprise sex, it's with a gentle smile
>And she never relents on the kisses when riding you cowgirl

How can a monstergirl with "hell" in her name be so heavenly?

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>>14276527
Good man.
Loli Wendigo is till cute though.

>> No.14276535

>>14276517
wait what?
kinda stoned and drunk right now guys I have no idea who that pic is of

>> No.14276539

>>14276498
Yes. Possibly when you want to do unspeakably lewd things, but when the girl's pleasure and bliss is your top priority.

>> No.14276541

>>14276528
Q cups aren't my thing but the rest... why live?

>> No.14276542

>>14276535
That artist draws ballbusting

>> No.14276543

>>14276528
Because you have questionable subjective taste that I completely respect.

>> No.14276544

>>14276525
MILF of course
but a pack of lolis gangrapeing me is also fine
I think the loli to MILF ratio is 4 to 1

>> No.14276545

>>14276528
How can she do nursing handjobs with those fuckhuge paws?

>> No.14276551

>>14276542
oh... OOOHHH.... yeah fuck that noise

>> No.14276553

>>14276544
>but a pack of lolis gangrapeing me is also fine

Oh wow, that's pretty pathetic.

>> No.14276560

>>14276553
Those lolis are tricky man.

>> No.14276561

>>14276553
Would you prefer being gangraped by minotaurs?

>> No.14276566

>>14276560
They're small childlike girls anon, you can just slap them.

>> No.14276568

>>14276561
Not him but yeah, lolidom is pretty dumb.

>> No.14276570

>>14276553
One loli said she had a signed Led Zeppelin record that she wanted to give me! I just followed her around a corner and there were at least fifteen of them! THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO!!!!
THEY EVEN LIED ABOUT THE LED ZEPPELIN ALBUM!!!
I'M SO UNCLEAN!

>> No.14276572

>>14276541
In the hopes that a hellhound will manifest in our lives. Maybe they can learn a few tricks from the tindalos girls, and warp to those who think about hellhounds obsessively enough.

>>14276543
I am glad you respect my subjective tastes.

>>14276551
Very lovingly. Maybe she rubs it between the flat of one paw and your lower stomach until its erect, then just entirely covers it in her paw pads. She'd definitely be able to heat her body up too, just to make it extra nice for you.

>> No.14276573

>>14276560
>Not knowing the forbidden headpat techniques.
Come on man, it can take out a baphomet!

>> No.14276574

>>14276570
Anon it's just an album.

>> No.14276575

>>14276544
Yes, I want be gangraped by a pack of loli hellhounds inside a milf wendigo's coat.

>> No.14276577

>>14276560
Those lolis are tricky man.

Speaking of, looks like no Quicksilver_ Shirihebi story tonight. Darn it.

>> No.14276578

>>14276568
Well, that's you opinion.

>> No.14276579

>>14276566
If you slap one, their cries just attract more to the area. Lolis are like wasps, or the hydra. Before you know it, you'll be swarmed by ravenous little girls who haven't developed the moral compass and awareness that most adults have.

>> No.14276581

>>14276561
I want to lovingly rape the Minotaurs.

>> No.14276588

>>14276579
Then fight anon.

Fight until no lolis are left.

>> No.14276589

>>14276577
We scared Quicksilver away with our last thread. The only way to bring him back is to lure him in with perverse loli-posting.

>> No.14276591

>>14276579
>who haven't developed the moral compass and awareness that most adults have.

Replace "moral compass and awareness" with "strength to rape without numerical superiority"

>> No.14276594
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Awawawa, motherfuckers.

>> No.14276595

>>14276588
But they have so much boundless childlike energy, and their young nails are so sharp. The wounds they carve are splashed with salty loli tears, making them burn even more.

>> No.14276596

>>14276594
I would do many, many depraved things to a wendigo.

I'd also do most, if not all, of those things with another monster species.

Probably the first man to ever be banned from buying sabbath products for the saftey of others.

>> No.14276597

>>14276528
Would she lay back and let me pound away at her while she holds me close and gives me encouragement while patting my head?

>> No.14276598

>>14276594
How many "-wa"s do you need for it to count as a cute, flustered girl sound?

I ask because I was plating Elite: Dangerous and found a system called "Awawa," and couldn't decide if it was worth the trip to search for Wendigos there.

>> No.14276599

>>14276581
Will you submit to them later? They will give you headpats.

>> No.14276600

>>14276589
>We scared Quicksilver away with our last thread
God damn it. And he's too fast too so we'll never get him back
God damn it you guys

>> No.14276602

>>14276599
No.

>> No.14276603

>>14276600
He said earlier he might be up tonight if he felt like it.

>> No.14276604

>>14276600
We need a new writefag who calls himself "The Flash_". Only he will be fast enough to outrun and catch Quicksilver_.

>> No.14276606

>>14276602
Come on saltman, it will be fun.

>> No.14276608

>>14276595
Keep punching them anon! No matter how much it burns you must keep fighting!

>> No.14276611 [DELETED] 

>>14276604
>not Guickersilver_

>> No.14276612

>>14276606
I don't that kind of fun, I want my own fun.

>> No.14276613

>>14276145
What would happen if I gave a Jabberwock a Wock as a pet?

>> No.14276614

>>14276608
>No matter how much it burns you must keep fighting!

God damn it, when did salamanders and lava golems join the Sabbath?

>> No.14276616

>>14276589
>The only way to bring him back is to lure him in with perverse loli-posting.
sounds fun

>> No.14276618

>>14276604
>Not Johnny Quick
>Not Impulse
>Not Reverse Quicksilver

>> No.14276619

Here's that fix I promised:
http://imgur.com/xRtUcld

And here's another thing:
http://imgur.com/a/jkRA4

>> No.14276620

>>14276604
>not Quickersilver_

>> No.14276622

>>14276612
Don't we all? Carry on.

>> No.14276623

>>14276622
Alright.

Goodbye anon.

>> No.14276624

>>14276619
Nice shit Yananon.

>> No.14276625

>>14276597
Of course. On lazy days, she'd just lie back and let you fuck how you want, until sliding over her body from all the sweat. Fuck her like a wild beast, or fuck her slow, while she covers your back with her paws, using them to aid your rocking motions in and out of her molten slit.
She'll pat and stroke your head, use those swordlike claws with such care and precision, it's like you're being caressed by one of those scalp massagers, and even rub around the sides of your head.

>> No.14276627

>>14276614
Exactly three minutes ago.

>> No.14276628

>>14276613
Existential crisis for both of them.

>> No.14276631

>>14276628
What would happen if I gave a Manticore a Mofucore?

>> No.14276632

>>14276620
"Hi, Quicksilver! I made a new, better Quicksilver! I call him Quickersilver!"

>> No.14276633

>>14276619
That demon needs to chill out and apologize to my waifu

>> No.14276635

>>14276613
>"Hey honey I know we've talked about getting a pet"
>your Jabberwock waifu has stars in her eyes hanging on every word
>"So here! I found this little cutie on sale!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CS7j5I6aOc

>> No.14276638

>>14276631
The Manticore gets two Mofucores.
The Mofucores use their tails to attach themselves to the Manticore's nipples, and the Manticore swings them around like wrecking balls.
Thus, a new supervillain is born in Monster Girl City.

>> No.14276646

>>14276638
it's the new villain in Super Wurm vs Batwoman

>> No.14276648

>>14276638
I don't even

>> No.14276649

>>14276625
I want to fuck a Hellhound in the missionary position after taking several potions to let me fuck her for hours on end while she leglocks me and encourages me to thrust harder.
Then I want her to push me over and ride me cowgirl style while kissing me deeply and telling me how much she loves me.
Then once we're sweaty, tired and satisfied, We cuddle up under the sheets and watch Kamen Rider or play Vidya or something.
Cuddlefucking might ensue once the refractory period ends.

>> No.14276650

>>14276648
It is 5am and I am very tired.
These are how the greatest ideas are made.

>> No.14276651

>>14276650
this is so true

>> No.14276653

>>14276650
I can tell you'd be a fun guy to gave a drink with

>> No.14276654

>>14276649
>>>/m/
>>>/v/

>> No.14276655

>>14276650
it's 1 AM where I'm at and I haven't slept in two days thanks to work and family emergencies and good old fashioned adrenaline (and Adderall)

>> No.14276658

>>14276654
>A passing mention of wanting to share my interests with my waifu warrants me leaving.
As someone who is actually autistic, calm your fucking autism anon.

>> No.14276659

>>14276650
>>14276651
>>14276653
>>14276655
we should brainstorm a quick greentext lol

>> No.14276660

>>14276650
I can vouch for this. I wrote a story about a man with boaconstrictor penis at 4am while coming down off of some edibles once.

>>14276655
I once went nearly 5 without sleep. Thought I was going to die. If only I was into monster girls during the time when I was hallucinating.

>> No.14276662

>>14276649
>Watching a show about justice with a creature from hell

Doesn't seem right, it's like a nigger watching Cops or something.

>> No.14276663

I sensed a disturbance i the force so I woke up from my nap. I don't think I'll be able to write tonight anons, I got a flu shot today and since by body hates literally everything I'm out of commission probably until late tomorrow.
My apologies.

>> No.14276665

>>14276662
Hellhounds are the wardens of hell though.
If anything they'd be the biggest justicefags out there.

>> No.14276666

>>14276663
Apologize to that tender shirohebi bottom, QS.

>> No.14276667

>>14276663
Quickie don't do this to us bro!

>> No.14276671

http://www.trinidadexpress.com/woman-magazine/Where_Women_Ambush_Men-163265806.html

Holy shit, Amazons and MGC laws exist fellow anons. And it's fucking disgusting.

>> No.14276672

>>14276665
But anon, Hell.

>> No.14276673

>>14276672
Hellhounds are tasked with keeping people in.
They'd love to see villains punished for their crimes. They'd probably enjoy the fact that most if not all riders use the same power as their enemies to defeat them too.

>> No.14276674

>>14276666
There's no reason to apologize to it if I haven't done anything to it yet!

>>14276667
I'm sorry anon. Going back on my promises is makes me feel like a massive shitter.
It'll be soon though, I'm not giving up.

>> No.14276675

>>14276671
>That entire article.

I hope that author gets hit by a truck.

>> No.14276677

>>14276674
if you're not giving up quickie than neither will I!

>> No.14276679

>>14276659
Do this thing.

>> No.14276680

>>14276677
Good anon, good. Don't let your dreams be dreams and all that.

>> No.14276683

>>14276671
This is what counts as a news article? But it's nice to see women at least trying to rape.

>> No.14276684
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How does one survive a Hellhound attack? Or keep them at bay?

>> No.14276685

>>14276684
You don't

>> No.14276686

>>14276674
Get better soon, snake spanking person.

If it makes you feel any better, just imagine that your excessive body heat is the result of many monstergirl lolis sleeping on your chest and forehead.

>> No.14276689

>>14276684

Throw a dungbomb at them.

>> No.14276690

>>14276684
>bouncy balls
>laser pointers
>belly rubs
>peanut butter
>vacuum cleaner
>water bottle/Super Soaker
>a better waifu

>> No.14276692 [SPOILER] 
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Would you cook a mighty proper feast for your Amazon waifu if she promised to use her frontgina on you for being a good husband?

>> No.14276693

>>14276684
I want her to drag me to her bedroom and love me all night long.

>> No.14276695
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>>14276671
>You will never unknowingly marry an Amazon by eating cooked yams with her.

>> No.14276696

>Your parents die in a tragic Zamboni accident when you're a small child.
>You're taken in by your Elf aunt.
>She lives is a different part of the country so you don't know her very well.
>She's pretty well off too, so everything in her house is clean and expensive looking.
>You can't get comfortable, always feel like a guest.
>Your Aunt tries to make you feel welcome but she's awkward as fuck so it just makes things worse.
>School is the same.
>You've never been quick to make friends.
>You had to transfer in the middle of the year to keep from being held back a year. Everybody already knows each other so you feel like an outsider.
>Your aunt is always worried about you, more so as time goes on.
>It makes you uncomfortable so you try to pretend everything is fine.
>One day she tells you she'll be watching a friend's kid tomorrow.
>She says this while giving you that concerned look with her ears wiggling all over the place.
>Christ. You recognize the old 'my son has no friends, make your son hang out with him!' trick.
>Now you feel pathetic.
>You don't say anything of course; she's just trying to help. This is going to be torture.
>When you get home the next day your aunt is nowhere to be seen.
>There is, however, a very fidgety catgirl sitting on the couch. About the same age as you, 4th or 5th grade it looks like.
>When she sees you she jumps to her feet, trips on the carpet, and lands on her face.
>Then she bounces back up so quickly it's like she's trying to pretend she never slipped.
>Her voice comes out in an erratic half-shout, half-whisper. "Are you Anon!? I'm Janeit's NIcetomeetYOU!?"
>Damn, girl. Calm down.
>You introduce yourself and wait for her to stop hyperventilating before you ask where your aunt is.
>"L, L-Lauren said she, um, she went out. Somewhere. She said she'd be back in a few hours, or something?"
>Woooow. Aunt Lauren isn't even trying to be subtle here. Would you normally agree to 'watch' someone's kid just to leave said kid alone in your house?
>She probably doesn't even realize how obvious this is. Adults always assume kids are dumb.
>Then again, there is some good news here. This is a much less annoying variation of the 'my son has no friends' plan.
>You inspect the catgirl. She blushes and twitches nervously under your gaze. Her eyes shy away from yours and she straightens her clothes unnecessarily.
>It's the 'our kids are both losers so lets make them hang out' plan.
>You ask Jane if she wants to play Matango Madness on your X-station.
>She practically falls over herself agreeing.
>Then she literally falls over herself agreeing, and manages to bite her tongue hand enough to draw blood in the process.
>As you expected she is pretty bad a video games. You intentionally picked a game where she could have fun even without being very skilled though.
>After a while she gets into it and loosens up a bit.
>You both laugh your asses off when she manages to herd a huge group of Japanese tourists into the matango pit.
>You have a surprisingly good time, and agree without reluctance when she timidly asks if you might want to hang out again some time.

>> No.14276697

>>14276686
Thanks anon, that does sound pretty nice right now.

>> No.14276698

>>14276692

I barely know how to cook so no.

>> No.14276701

>>14276684
Just tell her she isn't your type.

Boom, done.

>> No.14276708

>>14276696
>>Your parents die in a tragic Zamboni accident when you're a small child.
I have multiple questions.

>> No.14276709

>>14276679
what should we write about?
getting gangraped by lolis always sounds fun, shakes up the salty people, and maybe we can even throw some onee-sans in there helping out their imouto's

>> No.14276710

>>14276696
You have my attention.

>> No.14276714

>>14276604
>Not Joss Whedon

>> No.14276715

>>14276692
I want a regular amazon instead.

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>>14276698
>Not being man enough to cook some meat

For christ sake's anon...

>> No.14276717

>>14276696
>>Your parents die in a tragic Zamboni accident when you're a small child.
No no no
Back up
Tell me about the accident

>> No.14276719

>>14276697
Stroke all the lolis with your mind, and imagine them stroking you back, doing what they can to cool you down and make you feel better.

>> No.14276725

>>14276716

I'll probably burn the damn thing or something.

>> No.14276726

>>14276717
There was a zamboni. And your parents were there. Then there was an accident. And your parents died.

>> No.14276728

>>14276726
No fuck that, how the fuck would you die from a Zamboni?

Those fuckers are slow as shit, why the hell where they even on the ice?

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>>14276716
>tfw no shark homestay to enjou your BBQ cooking.

>> No.14276732

>>14276726
Don't you give me jot-notes. I need detail

>> No.14276734

>>14276728
Maybe the Zamboni exploded with them on it, who knows?

>> No.14276735

>>14276684
Kissu them on the nose, hold their paw, and tell them you'd love to take them to dinner someday.
They'll run off, blushing and leaving behind a trail of molten spaghetti.

>> No.14276736

>>14276684
Fight them off with your fearsome male organ.
Make them rue the day they put themselves on the wrong side of an engorged gonad.

>> No.14276737

>>14276726
Oh, thanks for the explanation.

>>14276725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGMN-gNfdaY

>> No.14276738

>>14276696
>You'll never have a Dorky Genki Monstergirl friend to help you through the hard times.
Lord knows I could've used one when I was younger.

>> No.14276740

>>14276719
I hope it involves licking.

>> No.14276743

>>14276737

Hey I never wouldn't try but I doubt the meat will turn out well.

>> No.14276747

>>14276735
Alternatively you would kiss them on the lips, hold her hand, and tell her "Your place or Mine?"
Either she'll spill her spaghetti everywhere or you'll get to have sex with a flustered Hellhound.
Make sure to get her number and send her flirty texts and pictures of your open window on full moon nights.

>> No.14276751

>>14276692
Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that not only am I supposed to deal with hurse pussy (front or no), but it's AMAZON horsepussy? What did I do to deserve this fate? I mean shit, at least give me a normal amazon or one of the good varieties of centaur.

>> No.14276755

>>14276740
Maybe it does. Maybe the lolis are using their mouths in all sorts of ways. Like kissing your ear lobes, leaving little smooches all over your body, or licking up any sweat with their tiny tongues.
After all, they just want to take care of you and make you feel nice.

>> No.14276756

>>14276729
>can digest many things
maybe she could even eat miia's cooking

>> No.14276761

>>14276696
This is pretty cute. The writing's quite humorous, too.

>> No.14276763

>>14276756
No
No
No one can

>> No.14276766

>>14276763
At least suu can. so there might be others.

>> No.14276767

>>14276763
I think I know someone who can.

>> No.14276768

>>14276755
I need this.

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>>14276743
Anon for Allah's sake the key to making perfect tasting food isn't how perfectly it's cooked or what ingredients you have.

I'll tell you a secret, the secret to the best tasting food you could make!

Chemical Additives.

>Captcha wants pizzas
>Pizza in shape of heart

Please no pizzagirl rape. Reminds me of Pizza The Hut.

>> No.14276770

>>14276766
That Miia waifu guy could, and he would probably enjoy it too

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>>14276756
Got to make sure she doesn't go into a carnivore frenzy and start eating the plate, utensils and the table.

If she really loses it I might need to bop her on the nose to snap her out of it.

>> No.14276772

>>14276708
One must respect the zamboni for it refreshes the ice so that we may skate once more upon it.

>> No.14276774
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Goodnight guys. I hope you all have nice dreams about your waifus.

>> No.14276777

>>14276772
It's a fucking machines, it's not sentient.

>> No.14276779

>>14276774

I don't even remember my dreams most of the time.

>> No.14276780

>>14276777
>It's a fucking machines, it's not sentient.
Hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>14276771
Need to wear chainmail during dinner.

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>>14276716
Didn't know he was a fa/tg/uy.

What MG would make the best commissars?

>> No.14276790

>>14276777
Respect the Zamboner anon.
If you don't, you too may end up in an accident with one like your parents.

>> No.14276793

>>14276784
>"There, there, easy girl... There's plenty of steak for you to eat."

>> No.14276795

>>14276717
They must be the canadian version of japanese trucks.

>> No.14276804

>>14276780
on the internet no one knows you're a zamboni

>> No.14276805
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>>14276789
That meme is known outside /tg/

>> No.14276812

>>14276804
Well, things are getting too crazy for me now.

Take care anons and don't burn down the thread lest you be hunted down by zambonis.

Instead, donate a scarf to a yeti! It won't really keep them warmer but it will make them look a tad nicer.

>> No.14276816

>A travelling knight in a town's tavern hears a story about a Vampire who has taken up residence nearby
>It's none of his business, he thinks
>If she's simply living in peace, then there's no reason not to leave her be
>However, the story goes on and the townspeople are now wondering about the fate of the man she kidnapped
>One person's opinion is that It's been nearly two decades, surely he's dead
>Another contests that he's been seen by people passing by
>Certainly, a kidnapped citizen is something a gallant knight should handle
>He asks them for details as to her whereabouts and inquires about hiring help
>He's eventually pointed to a young woman staying in an inn across town
>Says she's an expert on Vampires and offers to help him
>He asks what she wants as payment, stating that he's doing this out of a sense of justice and not for reward
>"I just want to see the look on that bloodsucker's face." she replies
>He asks if she bears some sort of grudge against Vampires
>"One of them stole my father from me."
>That certainly is a reason to bear a grudge, he supposes
>The two decided to leave right away, as there was still hours of daylight left, and soon arrived at the manor
>"I've been here before and now the routes that the mai- the guards take, stick close and follow me." she says
>The knight sees maids, but the young woman said guards
>Perhaps guards are mixed in with maids to fool intruders? Who knows
>Reaching a very large set of double doors, the woman turns to the night and informs him that this should be the maid bedroom, and that they should be asleep
>"You grab the target, I'll deal with the Vampire."
>The knight nods
>"Oh, and one more thing, she's probably turned him into her thrall, so don't listen to anything he says"
>The knight nods again, he's heard of Vampires doing things like that before
>The door slowly slides open and the pair slip inside
>The Vampire and man are lying together in bed
>They'd look like a married couple if the knight didn't know better
>"NOW!" the young woman shouts, which startles the sleeping pair awake
>The knight lunges and grabs the man, who tries to fight him off but given his positioning and having just woken, fails
>The knight slings the man over his shoulder and looks up to see the young woman rapidly driving the Vampire into a corner with her rapier
>"Why are you doing this?!" the Vampire demands
>"Because you stole my father from me!" the young woman replies
>"He was my husband long before he was your father!"
>"No! NO! MINE! HE'S MINE!"
>Just as awkward realization begins to set in for the knight, he feels the man squirm a little on his shoulder before shouting over both of them
>"THAT IS ENOUGH! Put me down immediately!"
>The knight drops the man onto his feet and stands there feeling very out of place
>"Should I...?" the knight begins
>"I'm assuming she put you up to this so I'm not going to hold it against you, but yes you most certainly should leave."
>As the knight leaves, he overhears the rest of the exchange between the trio
>"You ran away from home and spread rumors about us, that was bad enough, but now you cap it off by tricking some poor bastard into trying to kidnap me while you attack your own mother with a sword? This is not the daughter I raised!"
>"But-"
>"No buts, you apologize to your mother right this instant. She did not steal me from you. You are our daughter and getting jealous of her is unbecoming."
>"But-"
>"Rebecca!"
>"...I'm sorry mom."
>"Good, now go tell the maids that you're back and then go to your room."
>"Dad I'm too old for you to-"
>"Room! Now!"
>"I'm getting too chivalrous for this shit." the knight thinks as he walks out the front door and down the front steps

>> No.14276817

I want to call a Monster Girl suicide hotline and tryto find some last comfort before I decide to make the ultimate decision or not

>> No.14276818
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>>14276717
Your fool parents were a the local hockey rink for an exciting game of puckstick. They were fucking each other's brains out like gosh darned animals as they often do under the stands, and when they came out sweaty and reeking of cum and poutine the place was empty, and the Zamboni was repairing the ice.

Knowing that the ice is at its most slippery while it's being refinished, the two sterling examples of human beings decided to slide around it on their shoes like disgusting heretics.

but the Zamboni stops for no one.

The Zamboni locked on, sensing the disturbance in the ice brought about by your parent's sins against Tim Horton and the hallowed plane of strife and holy battle that is the hockey rink.

Your mother's look of horror as the Zamboni stealthily approached, and took hold of her ankle. Your father's shout as she was dragged under by the sheer power of He Who Freezes.

The two embraced and accepted their fate, allowing themselves to be torn asunder by the terrible eldritch power sleeping withing the mysterious depths of the Zamboni.

Their only regret as the dark guardian consumed them was that their child was a massive faggot.

>> No.14276822

>>14276774
>Reading Loli Baku as this is posted

How nice. Maybe I will dream about an oppai Loli variation of my waifu.

>> No.14276823
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>>14276817
>Suicide hotline run by Monster Girls.
>It's all Will o' the Wisp Girls telling you to do it, and asking for your home address.

>> No.14276826

>>14276823
Or Liches looking for fresh corpses.

>> No.14276827

>>14276818
>poutine
Since when was I a fucking Quebqoi. I'd rather die in a Zamboni accident that be a Qubeqoi
>Spoiler
You're damn right!

>> No.14276828

>>14276816
Enjoyed/10. Keep it up anon.

>> No.14276829

>>14276823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9WQNa1w04

>> No.14276834

>>14276823
>>14276826
Monster Girls are the worst.

>> No.14276839

>>14276818
We need a version of that with a yeti, white grizzly, white ushi-oni, or some other kind of fluffy white creature popping through the window.

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14276846

So how was everyone's full moon?

>> No.14276849

>>14276846
>Full moon

No loli shirihebi tonight. No full moon.

>> No.14276851

>>14276818

good show
11/10
i'll buy you a labatt's

>> No.14276853

>>14276846

Very uneventful.

>> No.14276855

>>14276846
There was a full moon?

>> No.14276856

Has anyone here ever thought of Kigurumi cosplay as a faux Living Doll? Sure you'd have to commit the haram of 3DPD, but it seems like it could be nice assuming 2017 never happens.

>> No.14276857

>>14276855
Sure there was! I saw it!

>> No.14276861

>>14276816
Nicely written

I need more Dhampir shenaningas

>> No.14276862

>>14276696
>Catgirl Jane actually turns out to be a pretty top tier bro once you get past her spastic, nervous exterior. And eccentric, neurotic interior.
>She has surprisingly great taste in everything; music, movies, TV, books, comics, even random stuff like cars and sports teams.
>She introduces you to some obscure bands and novels you've never heard of and they all turn out to be great.
>She's terrible at video games but she never complains and she learns quickly.
>Once you help her get into RPGs and MMOs she ends up as your pocket healer with you playing tank.
>The two of you spend hours making fun of the retarded dps in private chat while you run group dungeons.
>Aunt Lauren always leaves when Jane is over, so you can have fun without her hovering around. You start feeling guilty about that; it's like you're chasing her out of her own house.
>She says it's fine though - she has fun herself, and kids need time to bond.
>Jane ends up really attached to you.
>At one point you mention that she's the only friend you've made in this town.
>"Really? Me too."
>"Eh? Aren't you from here?"
>"Ah? Oh...eheheh, well...to be honest, your the first friend I've ever had."
>You kind of guessed that already, you were trying to play oblivious so she didn't have to admit it.
>"It's kind of surprising at my age, right?"
>No, with her personality, it's not surprising at all.
>"I was home-schooled so I've never been very good at that kind of thing."
>Yes, it's very clear she isn't good at that sort of thing. She has the social skills of a rock.
>What you say out loud is, "Well, you've got a friend now, right? The first one is always the hardest. I'm sure you can make more once you get used to it."
>She gives a weak laugh. "I think it might be too late for me. What about you, Anon? Have you made any friends at school?"
>You change the subject. "Oh hey, I forgot to tell you, I got the new Metal Slime game. Want to try it?"
>She gives you a flat look to let you know she isn't falling for it but she doesn't press.

>>14276708
>>14276717
Anons, some things are just too horrible to describe. I...I just can't. It's too graphic.

>> No.14276864
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>>14276856

so... you want some dude in nylons with a mask to jerk you off? Am I reading this correctly?

>> No.14276865

>>14276864
>A pervert
Alium, please. We've seen your "I want to mate" dongle active.

>> No.14276866

>>14276864
No, girls do it too you silly anon. I never even assumed there would be any males other than me in the first place, are you hiding something?

>> No.14276870

>>14276866
Males? Pish-posh! We're all Alps in here! ALP TECHNORAVE NOW!

>> No.14276875

>>14276870
I found the Alp guys, quick get the rope! Let's tie her up and spank her ass raw!

>> No.14276879

>>14276875
These things happen during raves all the time.

>> No.14276883

>>14276879
It's all the Alp's fault.

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>>14276883
Lots of party animals in raves.

>> No.14276887

>>14276886
No thanks, I wouldn't be caught dead at a rave.

>> No.14276888

>>14276598
One day, I will scour the stars, and not stop until I find a Not!Egypt populated by cute Jackal Girls.

Also I don't own a PC capable of running Elite: Dangerous, so I can't wait for the PS4 port...

>> No.14276891

>>14276887
This. I'll pass

>> No.14276894
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>>14276870
Reminder that ANYONE could Alp at ANYTIME.

>> No.14276895

>>14276887
>>14276891
Lameos.

>> No.14276897

>>14276895
Don't lie anon, you've probably never even been to a rave.

>> No.14276899

>>14276895
Oh yeah, because going blind and going deaf is so much fun
Even if you had those sick eurobeats I still would pass

>> No.14276900

>>14276827
Anon pls.

Just because the Wanna-be Frenchies invented the stuff doesn't mean that it's not a delicious treat enjoyed by us all.

>> No.14276903

>>14276897
Have too, have too! Alps, Elves and Cyclops do it all the time!
Oomukade don't.

>> No.14276904

>>14276894
Yeah, we always gotta make sure there's no Alps in this thread. I say everyone needs to pull down their pants and I'll perform a penis inspection. You know, to make sure they aren't Alps.

>> No.14276907

>>14276894
Doesn't even have to be anyone else in the car.

https://youtu.be/a8zSuOLuU_8?t=40

>> No.14276912

>>14276903
>>14276904
How come these Alps aren't tied up, gagged and spanked yet?

>> No.14276915

>>14276912
Because we know the secret, Jackrum.

>> No.14276916

>>14276912
What if the Alps outnumber us?

>> No.14276917

>>14276915
You what?

>> No.14276918

>>14276912
We seem to be out of rope
They've been coming so often that we've ran out of rope

>> No.14276920

>>14276916
So what? They're a weak bunch of pansies who are no match for even the wimpiest manlet! One whiff of his scent and they're yours to do with as you like!

>> No.14276923

>>14276917
Just a Discworld reference.
In the book Monstrous Regiment, the MC is a girl who pretends she's a boy to join the army and find her brother. As time passes,more and more of the new recruits are revealed to be girls in disguise. And then the sergeant reveals that some of the generals started their career like that, too. And then it turns out the sergeant was a woman, too. Women couldn't be soldier because it was an abomination unto Nuggan.

>> No.14276924

>>14276920
I'd like to point out that we only have a precedent of ONE Alp having a smell fetish.

>> No.14276925

>>14276918
Use the chains if you have to, fuck even a few handkerchiefs would suffice. Get creative anon!

>> No.14276926

>>14276920
>Anon decides to wipe his dick out to knock out Alps with his scent
>Turns out they were all Alps
>Gets tackled in an Alp pile
You need to think these things through.

>> No.14276928

>>14276924
He'll never live that down, will he?
Well, I lived down 'tiger is not an option' so maybe.

>> No.14276934

>>14276928
He's the one who started using that meme, Nyanners. It was Alp who tormented you all along. He even brought your CYOA into one of his stories.

>> No.14276936

>>14276928
In these threads, you're not allowed to live down something
Right when you think everyone has forgotten and you're in the clear, BAM

>> No.14276939

>>14276934
I know. I looked that part up and laughed at it too.

>> No.14276942

>>14276939
And apparently HxH is gay, too.

>> No.14276943

>>14276870
I brought some sweet jams to your totally crunk rave, for shizzle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2uIG_q0GAA

>> No.14276947

>>14276942
Well, some people can see gay undertones in nearly any male interaction. Like fat girls, and alps.

>> No.14276950

>>14276947
Now I won't admit to being either, but Killua lusts after Gon, only a little less openly than Hisoka did.

>> No.14276951

>>14276947
Why're we talking about yuri fags now?

>> No.14276952
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14276952

hi nyandere

>> No.14276954

>>14276950
They're 12 though, I always thought they were just really good bros. Hisoka was definitely a freakmaster though.

>> No.14276955

>"Did you get him to talk yet?"
>"No, he won't crack so easily. Give me a few more days."
>You won't tell them anything, your brothers need you to stay quiet
>If you tell them even the smallest detail about your plans everything will fall apart
>The door slams shut as you hear footsteps echoing closer towards you
>They stop and you can only assume that means she is standing next of you
>You get your answer in the form of a swing to the side of your head, knocking you over onto the ground with the chair you are tied to
>"Talk god dammit, where are the rest of your terrorist friends"
>You've been stuck in a cycle of abuse and attempts at seduction for about 4 days now

>About 8 months ago a group of Dark Elved 'Annexed' the city and surrounding areas where you live, roughly 100 square miles
>Annex meaning they occupied it and your government claimed it was a gift for past hostilities
>Most of the population was okay with this, but you and other displeased citizens disagree
>You became a 'Pro Human Terrorist'
>You aren't Terrorist, you just don't want to be slaves to a bunch of brown skinned knife ears
>Okay maybe some people in the group are terrorist, and most are blatantly racist
>You're not though, you can't help if it's rubbing off on you
>Anyway, a few days ago you were on the way to meet with a sympathizer, but you were captured on the way there
>You were the only prisoner taken so if you don't break, your friends will break you out eventually

>Your interrogator sets your and your chair upright again, brushing your shoulder off
>"If you want me to stop hitting you, all you have to do is tell us who is supplying you with the weapons"
"Why would I do that, I want you to hit me harder, it won't start feeling good until you break something"
>"I'll break all the bones you want me to, just start giving me some names."
"Fine...Jimmy, Todd, Michael, Dennis, but you're kind of putting me on the spot for baby names"
>She slaps you again, nearly removing the bag that covers your head
>"Why fight us, why not just leave if you are displeased"
"I would have moved if you and your whore race didn't confiscate my passport, and since this is part of your country now, I can't cross the border without it"
>You hear her walk away before the iron door opens and slams again, followed by the sound of her screaming in the hallway
>If they stick to physical torture, you can stay quiet until you die
>If they decide to use magic, that's another story

>> No.14276956

>>14276954
Don't say bad things about the best character in the damn series.

>> No.14276959

>>14276950
Yeah, it is a bit much in their case.
Did that manga ever start up again after the ant saga ended?

>>14276952
That name doesn't make much sense.

>> No.14276960

>>14276959
nyan is dere for maus, what's not to get?

>> No.14276961

>>14276959
>after the ant saga
Plenty has happened since then. Of course they're stuck in limbo now because Dragon Quest, but there's a lot to read if you stopped at the Chimera Ants.
And Berserk is updating monthly, too!

>> No.14276964

>>14276956
I didn't mean that negatively at all, every second the nigga was on screen was fantastic. The only thing I didn't like was the red hair. Totally ruined his look.

>> No.14276967

>>14276961
Are you ribbing me? Having a good laugh? Sneaking a snicker? Choking a chortle?

>> No.14276969

>>14276960
It just doesn't sound like a name. But I guess it wasn't meant to be a name anyways, and my brain is wrong. Thing has always gotten me into trouble like this.

>> No.14276971

>>14276967
What? Don't you keep up with manga at all?
Guts is still on the boat, new arc has been about Rickert

>> No.14276972

>>14276862
>You only have one problem in your friendship with Jane; she's never tried to rape you.
>That should be a good thing.
>You don't really think anything of it at first.
>But around the time you start high school it occurs to you that it's odd she's never gone for the D.
>That's kind of what monstergirls do, right? That might not be a very politically correct statement, but it's true.
>You start to worry that she might already have a boyfriend.
>Then you realize that's unlikely to the point of absurdity,
>She probably values your friendship too much to risk losing it like that.
>That's nice, but also a little annoying since you're a horny teenager and you would kind of like to fuck your catgirl childhood friend.
>Of course, you can't let her know that, since she'll think your a pervert and start avoiding you.
>You could just ask her to date you, but if she says no shit will get really awkward and you still don't have any other friends so that would suck.
>Really, this whole situation would be resolved if she would just fucking jump you already.
>What is up with this new generation? What are we coming to when a guy has to walk around without a shirt on when it's really fucking cold out just to encourage his childhood friend to snag his sausage, and then she doesn't even bite the bait!?
>Eventually you get tired of waiting and steel your resolve. You're just going to have to sit her down, and in the most indirect, beta way possible, ask her out.
>When she comes over one afternoon, you spring your trap; a Bioware RPG with romance options!
>You use a discussion of follower romance to probe and drop hint after hint.
>All of which she magnificently misses.
>You decide to be a little more bold.
>"So...what about you? Who would you go after?"
>"Um, Alistair I guess?"
>"No no, we already went over that. I mean like in real life."
>"Oh...uh...ahaha, I never really thoUGHT about it!?"
>Uwah~
>"You've never thought about it at all? Not even a little bit?"
>"Eh, well..I don't really know about things like that..." she mutters. Suddenly her eyes focus sharply on you and she asks intently, "What about you, Anon? Are you dating anyone? Are you seeing any of the girls as school? Not all girls are as nice as they seem, you know? You've gotta be careful."
>"Nah. You gotta be social to get a date, right?"
>"Hmm..." You expected her to be relieved or something but instead she just frowns off into space like she's thinking about something.
>You decide it's time for your final gambit; 'ask her out in a way you can play off as a joke or idle chatter if it doesn't seem like she'll say yes'!
>"So...you ever think about dating me? You must have at least once or twice, right? I might let you if you ask nicely, you know?" You try to put that last bit in a boastful tone and laugh a little at the end. The ball is in her court now.
>She snaps out of her pondering and stares at you.
>For an uncomfortably long time she stares at you with absolutely no expression, then a tiny noise escapes from her mouth. "Eh?"
>Her face immediately flushes the deepest possible shade of crimson. She's so red it looks like she's about to catch on fire.
>"You..y-y-y-yoU WANTTODATEME!?"
>She tries to stand up at the end of that and kicks the foot of your bed full force with her bare feet.
>She falls on her ass, grabbing her badly stubbed toes but staring at you, still red as a lobster, now with tears of pain in her eyes,
>Her mouth opens and closes like a goldfish and muted little huffs of half-formed words come out.
>"..H..!" "...ts...uuu.." "...!"
>"Hey, calm down, you're turning purple..."
>"....!!..!"
>"Jane?"

>> No.14276975

>>14276971
Nah, figured I'd hear about it eventually if it did start updating again. And here we are I guess.

>> No.14276976

>>14276928
You act like people have forgotten that.

>> No.14276978
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14276978

>>14276976
But she earned her peace.

>> No.14276987
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14276987

>you will never fall into her Trap Hole
Why live?

>> No.14276994

>>14276972
>Bioware RPG
Here comes /v/.

>> No.14276997

>>14276994
Shit, close the door!
God damn it, who keeps leaving the door open damn it?

>> No.14276998
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14276998

>>14276994
But Bioware has done wonderful things!
Now make your choise!
1. Blue explosion
2. Green explosion
3. Red explosion

>> No.14277000

>>14276987
I've been thinking, and I don't know. I don't know at all.
Should one live?

>> No.14277008
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14277008

Hiya.

>> No.14277012

>>14276987
>Trap hole

That sounds like slang for alp vagina.

>> No.14277019
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14277019

>>14276998
Screw that.
And screw the primary colours.

Why not choose a MILF instead?

>> No.14277020

>>14277019
I don't mind MILFs but they have to become mothers by my seed first.

>> No.14277023
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14277023

>>14276987
>Not posting superior Traptrix

>> No.14277025

>>14276972
>It takes about 15 minutes for her to fully recover from her blackout.
>She's sitting on the edge of your bed, breathing into a paper bag.
>You thought about saying it was just a joke to calm her down, but after her reaction you aren't sure that's a good idea.
>Once Jane's breathing returns to normal she holds the bag in front of her face so it covers most of it, and peeks over it while talking to you.
>"Um, I thought about it and I suppose it would be alright for me to date you, t-to make sure you don't fall in with the wrong sort of women."
>"Okay. So, you're my girlfriend now?"
>The bag starts puffing in and out again with Jane's breath. "Just for reference," she says though the paper, "what exactly does dating include?"
>"Well...pretty much the same stuff we do now, now that I think about it. Just with romance stuff added in."
>"Romance stuff?"
>"You know...like, kissing, or hugging, or..sexing...Jane, breathe. Breathe normally, in and out."
>"...TH...!"

>> No.14277033
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14277033

>>14277023
They are tied for best, anon.
Nepenthes is the cutest though.

>> No.14277038

I want to violently fingerfuck a mofucore until its tail ls looser than a sock.

>> No.14277043

>>14277038
eeew.

>> No.14277044

>>14277008

Sup

>> No.14277048

>>14277025
Please continue. This pleases the anon.

Or at least put it in a pastebin.

>> No.14277049
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14277049

>>14277038

Remember, stretch in moderation.

>> No.14277059

>>14277049
I bet they're all spiky, too.

>> No.14277063 [DELETED] 

>>14276987
Best Traptrix, but they're all great. I only just learned that Rafflesia was a thing.

>> No.14277067
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14277067

>>14276987
Best Traptrix, but they're all great. I only just learned that Rafflesia was a thing.

>> No.14277080

>>14277025
>Dating does not go as you expect.
>That's an understatement.
>For about a week nothing changes. Jane says she's doing research and asks you to be patient.
>Then you come home on Friday.
>Your aunt is nowhere to be seen, as usual.
>When you walk into the living room you find Jane kneeling in a comically stuff and formal posture, wearing nothing but the necklace she always wears, and the most lewd, frilly underwear you've ever seen.
>In front of her stretches a huge foam mattress covered in silk sheets.
>On the floor around it is piled a huge collection of sex paraphernalia, some of which you can't even guess the purpose of.
>"A-Anon," Jane's face is red and her eyes are swirling. "The things I read said proper, healthy s-sexual relations are important to the development and well-being of young men your age. I, um, I will fulfill your needs in...you...w-wouldyou liketo takea showerfirst? O-or-"
>The beast is unleashed and rational thought fails you.
>You spend the better part of the next seven hours thoroughly inseminating every hole you can get your dick into.
>At the end of it you collapse exhausted.
>Jane is lying snuggled against your side, rambling incoherently under her breath. You're fairly certain she's giving a word for word recitation of the contents of a technical manual for an air conditioning unit.
>You have no idea why. She probably saw one in your aunt's office, she designs the things.
>"Hey, Jane, your necklace is caught in your hair."
>She babbles on and you sigh.
>You reach down and start untangling it for her.
>She suddenly comes back to her senses. "Anon? Wait, Anon!? Dont-!"
>As soon as you get the clasp undone the hair in your hands lightens by a shade and gains volume.
>The soft curves pressed into your body also gain a bit of volume.
>You look down.
>"Aunt Lauren?"

All the elf talk earlier made me want to do this. Sorry catgirl lovers.

>> No.14277084

>>14277080
What a cheeky mother fucker!

>> No.14277089

>>14277080
This deserves a Shamalamadingdong "What a tweest!"

>> No.14277090

>>14277080
What a twest.

>> No.14277091

>>14277080
That's fine, don't worry.

It's not gonna stop me from thinking about catgirl aunties tho. Might draw some tomorrow.

>> No.14277105

>>14277067
>summon Rafflesia
>Rip In Peppers pendulum
She is gonna be so fun

>> No.14277115

>>14277080
>Aunt got your back when you orphaned
>Worried you got no friends so polymorphs into catloli to be your friend
>Chills with you all the time, plays games and shit
>Never rapes your ass
>Gives you the V when you ask for it
Aint even mad
best aunt

>> No.14277117

>>14277059
retrograde spikes, for extra pull-resistance

>> No.14277125

>>14275992
Is this a "That Gaki" joke?

>> No.14277133

>>14277080
Bin, because I spent too much time on this and it would feel wasteful otherwise.
http://pastebin.com/y84Drbnq

And now sleep.

>> No.14277140

>>14277133
>PRW
Bless you and your talent for the adorable.

>> No.14277142

>>14277133
Good night, and thanks for the quick story.

>> No.14277149

>>14277080
>"Aunt Lauren?"
>"Aunt? I am your mother young boy, I've always been. Wait, did you seriously believe that Zamboni story?"
>"Bu... wh... I- What about dad?"
>"But he's here too"
>a man comes out of a cupboard and waves to you
But seriously, I liked it. Shame the bro-tier catgirl was never a thing though.

>> No.14277155

>>14277149
Maybe it works like wonderland fruits, if she likes it enough she stays that way.

>> No.14277156

>>14277133
>PRW writes something else
>Daki Demon still dead

>> No.14277159

>>14277149
She was tho. Just older and less fluffy than reported.

>> No.14277165

>>14277149
Technically she was.

Just turned out to actually be a Bro-tier CC Elf.

>> No.14277168

>>14277080
10/10, didn't see that ending coming

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14277171

>>14277049
Foxes win again.

>> No.14277181

>>14277133
>still no Spaceworm

>> No.14277191

>>14277171
>"So... You'll do 'anything' for mofu?"

>> No.14277196

>>14277191
Anything. anything you want lady, just let me touch the tail first and we can discuss it later. Okay? okay. I'm ready for mofu now.

>> No.14277216

>>14277196
Hold on buddy, you gotta work for your mofu first. Mofu ain't free.

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14277221

>>14277216
Who needs mofu when there's scales and gold about?

>> No.14277270

>>14277221
I don't know if I could afford a Dragon, they're expensive.

>> No.14277275

>>14277270
To other people, not to you.

>> No.14277278

>>14277270
Yeah, they're more of a luxury wife. If you want an affordable, yet still classy wife, might I recommend Dullahans? They're generally related to knights of older times, but are mellowed out and integrated into society despite their pride. Ever have a high class woman talk dirty from the nightstand while you pound her body raw?

>> No.14277283

It's well known that American has monster girl whore houses

California- bunny ranch
New York- cat house
Texas- fox den

>> No.14277285
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14277285

>>14277283
I would like to visit a bunny ranch.

>> No.14277296
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14277296

>>14272427
TITS
https://i.imgur.com/BP1tOlj.png

>> No.14277297

>>14277270
>Earn shit money
>Somehow have a Dragon wife
>She insists that you can quit your job
>Pride won't allow it, you won't be some leech that's totally dependent on her
>Still, you're constantly broke as shit because you always insist on, at the very least, paying for your share everywhere you two go
>Occasionally, she accidentally embarrasses you
>Like the time the two of you went to an award ceremony for her sister and you tried to pay for your own plate at the dinner
>"Treasure, put that away."
>"No, I'm going to at least pay for myself, I can't let you pay for everything all the time."
>"Anon, you and I both know that that is three weeks pay for you, what are you going to do about lunch at work?"
>The stares come
>The snickering starts
>Now you just want to go home

>> No.14277298

>>14277283
Any place that has rodents? Mice? Rats? Ferrets? Woosels? Chinchilla? Pika? I'd take a Lemming for a one night stand like that.

>> No.14277299

>>14277297
I don't understand how this mentality works.

>> No.14277304

Don't ruin Dragons further ppl, please.

>> No.14277305

>>14277299
There's people with pride the size of a mountain, my man.

>> No.14277306

>>14277299
It's what all trophy husbands have to suffer through.

Sugarscale.

>> No.14277307

>>14277298
Ah yes, the Sniff Shack.

>> No.14277308

>>14277305
Sad.
>>14277306
>suffer
Doesn't sound like suffering to me. I don't get why someone would go m-muh masculine pride! and refuse to accept the fact that the big, fire breathing reptile has all the money they will ever need.
>spoiler
Teeheehee.

>> No.14277310

>>14277307
That place sounds a bit seedy for me. Any higher class places?

>> No.14277314

>>14277298
>Ferrets? Woosels? Pika?
>rodents

>> No.14277317

>>14277310
The Perfume Palace is much more exclusive and Sabbath owned.

>> No.14277318

>>14277298
>You will never take a cocaine dustbath with a chinchilla girl.

>> No.14277320
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14277320

>>14277307
Maussniffer please.

>> No.14277323

>>14277314
You can tell I didn't take biology in school.

>> No.14277339

>>14277317
Well, unless there is a type of place that has petite figured rodents, I guess that'll do.

>> No.14277340

>>14277339
Ferrets? You want ferrets?

>> No.14277341

>>14277283
I want to visit the alp whorehouses in Thailand!

>> No.14277342

>>14277341
>alps
>Thailand
You cheeky fucker, hope you're ready for some happy endings.

>> No.14277345

>>14277340
According to this >>14277314 guy, not rodents.
Not that I'd say no to them. Pheromones that'd make maussniffer go into a coma.

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14277348

>>14277341
I want to visit a classy kitsune brothel!

>> No.14277349

>>14277345
Well I don't care if the little weasels are rodents or not, do you want some or not? Also what color would make for good pheromones, I feel like>>14277320 is lacking something.

>> No.14277350

>>14277342
I just hope I don't mess up and get tricked by a tomboy succubus instead.

>> No.14277351

>>14277348
I want to tour all the brothels as a pilgrimage to Eros!

>> No.14277353

>>14277349
Pink.

>> No.14277354

>>14277349
Sure, why not? And use pink or purple, other colors might make it just look like stink.

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14277357

>>14277353
>>14277354
It's not an improvement I'm afraid.

>> No.14277360
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14277360

>>14277348
That high-market Mofu Club place in Zipangutown? Sounds nice.

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14277367

>>14277360
The prices are ridiculous but it's worth it for the fluffy tails.

>> No.14277373

>>14277367
What's the point of having two of those ding-a-ling things on a belt? And she looks dangerous.

>> No.14277388

>>14277373
It's called fashion you filthy plebeian.

>> No.14277402

>>14277388
Form follows function, snooty patrician.

>> No.14277405

>>14277388
>>14277402
As an equites I feel like we should all just get along and sniff mice or whatever it is the kids get up to these days.

>> No.14277406

>>14277373
Now now it's not nice to judge a lady by her looks. She's perfectly harmless.

>> No.14277413

>>14277406
She stole my belt!

>> No.14277424

>>14277413
Now you can finally realize your dream and wear those snappy rainbow suspenders you bought from Shady Tanuki Merchant.

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14277428

>>14276671
>The women lie in wait in the bushes (it is rainforest heaven there) and ambush a man who might be walking to work or awaiting transportation. The only rule I read about is that the man cannot be a member of the woman's tribe/village; it's always a man from another tribe/village.

NTR
T
R

>> No.14277436

>>14276692
I'm confused. When did I get married to horsepussy and give up my balls?

>> No.14277445

>>14277306
>Suffer
Yeah no.

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14277459

>>14277156
This

>> No.14277469

>>14277033
>>14277023
>>14276987
>>14277067
The fuck is this?

>> No.14277474

>>14277156
>>14277459
It's been less than half a month since he added to it you impatient ingrates. That hardly constitutes as "dead."

>> No.14277475

>>14277469
Childrens card games. On motorcycles. In space.

>> No.14277476

>>14277474
But wiggly-wormy is deader than dead.

>> No.14277484

>>14277297
Loser.

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14277490

>>14277469
Alluring lolis.

>> No.14277507

>>14277299
Having a woman pay for your shit and spoil you with gifts is great, means you got dat magic stick. You're a regular Casanova, without the murder. HAVING TO rely on a woman and not being able to stand on your own two feet? You're a failure as a man.

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14277510

>>14277507
I disagree with you and nothing will change that.

>> No.14277513

>>14277510
Too bad, it's reality in the western world.

>> No.14277514

>>14277510
You are the 21st century man manifest.

>> No.14277519

>>14277513
>>14277514
I don't see how this has anything to do with Monster Girls. Are you so assblasted by the notion of your masculine pride being challenged you have to shitpost about it?
Don't bother replying.

>> No.14277528

>>14277519
You said you didn't understand, now you have your answer.
>assblasted
>this isn't mosntergirls
We talk gender dynamics from time to time ,yes it is.
>anything that threatens my precious femdom is shitposting
Whatever you say trapo.

>> No.14277535

>>14277507
I don't see the problem with that.

>> No.14277542

>>14277535
What, relying on a woman?

>> No.14277545

>>14277542
Relying on a monstergirl who is rich and don't mind wasting her money on me, a poorfag.

>> No.14277549

>>14277542
A real man is never dependent on a woman, even in the womb they cut the umbilical cord as soon as the fetus becomes male and then they go hungry until it's time to be born, when they crawl out by themselves.

>> No.14277562

>>14277341
I want to meet a stranger in the Alps that isn't an Alp because they would be poorly dressed for snowy weather

>> No.14277567

>>14277545
While I can appreciate wanting to laze around and being taken care of, I say again, doing it because you can is okay, in this context. Doing it because you can't take care of yourself, you're a failure. Plain as day.
>but anon monstergirls love taking care of their boytoys
Monstergirl aren't even real, don't try to justify yourself on a lie.

>> No.14277576

>>14277567
>monster girls aren't real, therefore the stuff you want to do them is unjustifiable!

>> No.14277577

>>14277567
But anon monstergirls love taking care of their boytoys.

>> No.14277582

>>14277567
>Monstergirl aren't even real, don't try to justify yourself on a lie.
Where do you think you are? The entire thread runs off escapism and fantasies.

>> No.14277584

>>14277582
But that's unhealthy!

>> No.14277589

>>14277562
>he doesn't want to play Halo 5 in some Alpine lodge
Your loss! Hmph!

>> No.14277592

>>14277576
Meme response aside, what would you do if she fell in hard times? I'll tell you, be shit and go homeless since you can't even support yourself, now you have to care for someone else, and you people wants wives and daughters. It's laughable.

>> No.14277596

>>14277589
>He wants to play Halo 5

>> No.14277601

>>14277592
Who the fuck is going to evict us from the lair?

>> No.14277602
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14277602

What would your waifu dress up as for Halloween?

>> No.14277604

>>14277592
Anon, please. Just stop. Where do you think we are?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1445548725680.webm

>> No.14277605

>>14277582
I like monstergirls and talking about them. Doing so however change a nothing in real life. You can defend your position philosophically I guess, but at the end of the day you'll still have nothing

>> No.14277607

>>14277601
The magical no fun allowed monster.

>> No.14277608

>>14277596
Alp courtships are what they are.

>> No.14277612

>>14277605
>in real life
What does that have to do with anything you nincompoop?
>>14277607
I guess so.

>> No.14277624

>>14277605
>real life

>> No.14277626

>>14277605
>Doing so however change a nothing in real life.
No one said it did.
>You can defend your position philosophically I guess, but at the end of the day you'll still have nothing
What the fuck are you even on about at this point?

>> No.14277629

>>14277626
He's saying that you can't enjoy fantasy because real life sucks.

>> No.14277643

>>14277589
>Halo 5
I'm going to the Wendigo cabin, they have an N64 and Mario Party

>> No.14277644

>>14277567
This is why I prefer to keep society out whenever daydreaming about how my life with one of them would be. It's always some far, secluded chunk of virginal nature with little to no sapient inhabitants.

And I like Dragons too, but even with on of them all I'd want is just to live in her cave together, laze around, occasionally travel seeing the nature and such - so I don't depend on her that much, and she doesn't have to constantly supervise my ass (like, in that situation I wouldn't even get to profit from her hoard.) This way of lifestyle kinda softens the power difference, makes it subtle and unnecessary in a way.

Trying to inscribe MGs into an everyday society... tends to bring some unlikable concepts and deductions to me.

>> No.14277646

>>14277643
I'm going to the Dragon's lair, she has ambiance and chocolates.

>> No.14277648

>>14277567
So basically we can't enjoy things you don't.

>> No.14277697

>>14277644
The guy is wrong anyway. It's a common as hell trope for a poor nobody to marry a rich heiress. It's the number two fear of rich parents right behind her going all rebel whore like Paris Hilton.

But the usual case if they like the guy is to find him a decent well-paying job through networking and nepotism. Because letting your wife's husband work a no-respect-tier job is an embarrassment to the whole family, and they have image to consider.

Occasionally, the men will go all househusband anyway. I remember this one guy who married a big rancher's daughter where I grew up just went and hunted and fished all day. Nobody respected him a bit though because all he was doing was spending everyone else's money. He wasn't even trying to fake it for image sake by running a "Hunting Guide" or "Taxidermy" or "Wild Meat" business.

Funny thing is, this often gets done for women too, but it's usually to "keep them occupied". Like all those tiny downtown stores with overpriced antiques and make your own pottery that seem like they don't make any money? A lot of times they don't. They're just being funded by hubby as a pet project to keep his wife happy.

>> No.14277717

>>14277602
Nice drawing

Mindflayer dressed as a crazy surgeon

>> No.14277722
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14277722

>>14277717
Better idea, centaur dressed with something like this.

>> No.14277731
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14277731

>>14277722

>> No.14277737
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14277737

has anyone actually made one of these things?

>> No.14277748

>>14277731
Heh, that made me chuckle. Especially the way that horse is eyeing her rump.

Also chuckled at the thought of the horse mounting her while she attempts to make a completely straight face like she isn't being penetrated by a giant cock, to avoid arousing suspicion.

>> No.14277752

>>14277737
I looked into it a while ago

Most agree that they are pretty easy to build, however you need a printer able to handle a specific kind of paper, regular paper won't do

>> No.14277757

>>14277748
>her
looks like a male to me

>> No.14277772

>>14277748
Not only are you retarded for thinking that's a girl, you're doubly retarded if you think anyone just lets a stallion hump whatever it wants.

>> No.14277857
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14277857

Have we reached "Peak Gazer" or are we just witnessing the beginning of the proverbial "Gazer Boom?"

>> No.14277859 [SPOILER] 
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14277859

>>14277857
I dont know, but more monster girl art is ALMOST always a good thing

>> No.14277867

>>14277857
>Her eye-tentacles are all crying tears of joy too

DEEPEST LORE

>> No.14277952

>>14276684
If she's taller than me, I immediately go for her titties.

>> No.14277958

>>14276816
Should continue it by having the knight somehow end up taking the Dhampir with him. Shenigangs gauranteed.

>> No.14277965

>>14276684
ice water in a super soaker

>> No.14277967

>>14276955
Go on

>> No.14277981
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14277981

>>14277348
>>14277367
>paying for Mofu
You lads are nuts. Just visit a mofu shrine and drop the idea that you might be interrested in them. You'll get a lifetime of mofu gauranteed.

>> No.14277987

>>14273908
>Wight
Mid-High tier noble, so she's respected and well off, but not expected to do anything crazy, not too much responsibility. So prolly a thousand or so, globally.

>> No.14277993

>>14277091
>It's not gonna stop me from thinking about catgirl aunties tho. Might draw some tomorrow.
Oooh.

>> No.14277996

>>14277981
I want to cuddle her.

>> No.14277998
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14277998

>>14277981
Yes just run off to the mofu shrine...along with everyone else...

Have fun.

>> No.14278001

>Come home from work
>Walking around house as Wolfgirl wife is making dinner
>Wolfgirl pup wakes up and starts whimpering and mom comes over
>'What's the matter sweetie?'
>'Awoo...'
>'Awoo?'
>'Awoo! Awoo!'
>She nods 'Awoo.'
>'What the heck are you two saying?'
>'Anon are you deaf? We're saying Awoo.'

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14278002

>>14277080
He gets a busty CC aunty Elf that was his childhood friend all along in the end, so it all works out in the end.

>> No.14278005

>>14278002
I shouldn't have used "in the end" twice.
That's what I get for not proofreading though.

>> No.14278008

>>14278001
Sounds like something Hellhound would do.

>> No.14278012

>>14277296
Hot damn.

>> No.14278015

>>14278001
daughteru texts best texts

>> No.14278018

>>14278001
Walked Right Into That One Elf.jpg

>> No.14278023

>>14277981
A Free Hugs sign is am easy ticket to free mofu as well

>> No.14278029

>>14275623
>>14275550
>>14275542
Do we have any good examples of actual romance, as you guys describe it?

>> No.14278043

>>14273908
That's only like 0.0001% of the population I agree they would probably be rare but I see them much more like 0.05% of the population or 10x rarer than the average which would be equal to approximately 3-4 million.

>> No.14278046

>>14277626
>>14277612
I'm saying a guy who can't take care of himself is disgraceful

>> No.14278050

>>14277624
What happened in the greentext is a real life circumstance, so we're the statements that followed. Try to keep up.

>> No.14278054

>>14278046
>>14278050
That was three hours ago, who cares?

>> No.14278058

>>14278054
I don't like leaving things unfinished. Tough I suppose you're right.

>> No.14278070

>>14278043
Holy shit, learn what a comma is

>> No.14278074

>>14277998
Mofu is overrated. I would much prefer hugs from the big. strong Ryu.

>> No.14278078

>>14278054
>>14278058
>Posted a greentext to make people chuckle
>Spawned 3 hours of shitposting
S-sorry.

>> No.14278083

>>14278078
It was just a single dude being a pretentious faggot.

>> No.14278086

>>14278078
It's just some autists that can't shut up about muh real men

>> No.14278091

>>14278078
Don't feel bad anon, people will find any excuse to shitpost
Your greentext just happend to be in the wrong place at the wrong time

>> No.14278093

>>14278083
>>14278086
You seem upset.

>> No.14278094

>>14278078
If a retard gets his hands on a gun and shoots himself accidentally while looking down into the barrel, you blame the retard, not the gun or its manufacturer.

>> No.14278095

>>14278078
The post you replied with it brought this all up actually. You still probably shouldn't have expanded it.

>> No.14278099

>>14278078
>chuckle
>being useless is something to laugh at
Guess I don't understand your humor.

>> No.14278105

For people who like Gazers:
http://3d.nicovideo.jp/works/td23865

>> No.14278107

>>14278074
Ryu Shrine is down the corner and halfway up the mountain.

Have fun...

>> No.14278108

>>14278105
"You must login to view this..."

Any mirrors?

>> No.14278112

>>14278043
That's way overblown. If we're talking KC land then going by stated monster/human ratios and global population numbers during the middle ages, there's only about 37,000 monsters total. That's every last one of them, all species put together. That means when you're talking about something like a dragon, then there's likely only a few hundred.

But then that guy you responded to asked to assume a medieval agrarian society has 7 billion people globally which is completely retarded.

>> No.14278115

>>14278108
What is up with 4chan and its aversion to free registrations for things?

>> No.14278118

>>14277297
So, I'm not allowed to enjoy this greentext, should I report it?

>> No.14278120

>>14278115
Eh, different culture. We're used to getting stuff free and easy over here.

Take for example, Pixiv vs [Deviant Art, Tumblr, HentaiFoundry, etc].

Pivix has a paywall for many basic types of functionality (search functions outside sort-by-date, bookmarking artists pages, update alerts when they post new stuff, gif avatars, using folders to sort stuff, etc). Most of which is free on the Western versions of the sites.

>> No.14278122

>>14278108
>posts on /jp/
>no niconico account

leave, kudasai

>> No.14278126

>>14278120
True. But this is just basic, free registration. Far as I can tell, you don't need the premium whatever just to view this...whatever it is.

>> No.14278128

>>14278112
Pretty sure the medieval population had well over 500 million people without googling it, and monsters are said 10% of the population.

>> No.14278130

>>14278120
Plus, Japanese website coding seems to almost be universally shite.

>> No.14278145

>>14275989
>This cheating piece of shit.
Ruined such a good doujin otherwise.

>> No.14278152
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14278152

I want a lich to cuddle.

It's crazy how much liches have grown on me in the past couple of months.

>> No.14278157

>>14278078
This >>14278083 and this >>14278091, basically.

>> No.14278162

>>14278152
Are liches cold or lukewarm?

>> No.14278165

>>14278145
He really did.

>> No.14278169

>>14276331
>What a dumb question to ask someone.
It is but it isn't. Made me laugh though. But if your body clock is accurate and you apply attention you can still roughly gauge time.
>I can stop time and it will remain stopped for what I feel to be twenty minutes, before time starts again.

>> No.14278170

>>14278145
Eh, there was futa too.

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14278177

>>14276325
>A vampire will never adopt and raise you, take your virginity and marry you

>> No.14278185

Seriously guys, where is the uncensored pic of jiang shi from butter T?

>> No.14278186

>>14278162
They'd be room temperature, but would feel cold just because you're warmer than them, and they'd naturally sap some of your body heat.
It'd be nice to feel one slowly warming up as you cuddle with her, even if she isn't bothered by the cold

>> No.14278189

>>14278177
>not your own mother

BOO!

>> No.14278190
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14278190

>>14278152
They are potentially great.
Kuudere bookworms who don't even bother to hide what perverts they are and squander their power in favor of playing with themselves all day.
I wish someone made a story about a mage turning herself into a lich to study the most powerful magic, but ending up spending her undeath researching ways to make herself cum harder because mamono mana.

>> No.14278192

>>14278189
>Ntring your father
Also she's a vampire she can't be your own mother.

>> No.14278200

>>14278186
>not keeping your Lich chilled
She's gonna rot, anon.

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14278204

>>14278177
>A vampire will never keep you on a diet rich in iron, vitamin C and folic acid for the most delicious blood for her to drink

>> No.14278205

>>14278190
Are Liches the official shortstack MG?

>> No.14278207

>>14278192
Imagination. You have none. Plus it's been said in the thread before human births do happen for MG$ms, it's just that the rate is so low it may as well not be happening.
>but Muh chief God
Take it up with KC and his Damn Q&A's.

>> No.14278209

>>14278200
>the most magically capable undead
>rotting

Even zombies don't rot in MGE, what makes you think a lich would?

>> No.14278211

>>14278205
Jubjubs and Hobgoblins fit that criteria.

>> No.14278212

>>14278205
Any MG can be a shortstack.

But that Lich in the profile art is probably the best example that KC has drawn.
Besides the obvious Hobgoblin anyway.

Hobgoblins are the "Official" shortstacks, since they are all universally so.

>> No.14278213

>>14278207
Still.

>>Ntring your father

>> No.14278214

>>14278170
>futa
Eeeeh. She was so manlike and flat, it's easy to see it as a simple gender reversal.

>> No.14278215

>>14278205
That would be Hobgoblins.
I still imagine most liches sounding like Yuki Nagato too.

>> No.14278218

>>14278200
>MGE Undead
>rotting
Retards like you always sprout up when Undead are mentioned.

>> No.14278221

>>14278209
Because it's more interesting that way.

>> No.14278222

>>14278200
Lurk more

>> No.14278225

>>14278213
>rape babies having fathers

>> No.14278228
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14278228

Would you take a bite of the forbidden fruit for the low, low price of three-fiddy?

>> No.14278229

>>14278190
That sounds like a downward spiral of pleasure, where the lich just gets to the point where she's injecting spirit energy directly into her brain, or transforming her body into something meant purely to experience pleasure.
I'd read it.

>>14278200
Lichs are some of the most magically capable undead out there. Magic runs through her veins and sustains her.

>> No.14278230

>>14278225
Vampires are not the type of girl that rape guys and leave.

>> No.14278233

>>14278221
Why do you feel the need to bring it up as if it were canon then?

>> No.14278234

>>14278230
One special snowflake who later falls in love with her bastard son tho.

>> No.14278236

>>14278221
See, I'd understand if we were talking about standard undead, but these are liches.
They have unimaginable magical power at the cost of having to live in their own corpse. They could easily preserve themselves with magic even without the mamano mana bullshit.

Unless the lich in question is really lazy I guess.

>> No.14278237

>>14278190
This is a noble goal and I'm sure I can squeeze it into one of my stories. It's already got a Lich in it.

>> No.14278239

>>14278234
Alright. You can have your special snowflake.

>> No.14278240
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14278240

Trying to design MG's and MB's for something I'm working on to sell at a con on december

>> No.14278242

>>14278233
>canon
Pls stay gone
Do you seriously want these threads to be about regurgitating KC facts?

>> No.14278244

>>14278230
Says who? Humans are vermin to them.

>> No.14278252

>>14278240
>spoiler
Son, no one here gives a shit.

>> No.14278253

>>14278240
moar pls

>> No.14278254
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14278254

Stop right there!

Where do you think you're going...when you could be going down to the Spider Races instead!

Come on down to the racetrack, bet on races, participate in races (couples only), and watch the halftime show sponsored by Horse Pussy Kingdom's up and coming band "Horse Plow"!

Don't have the money for gambling? That's okay friend! Through excessive red tape finally being resolved we're proud to announce "Pink Slip" bets!

Bet on the race and win money, lose and you'll have to attend the after show's dating auction where lucky Spider Pussy and Horse Pussy kingdom ladies will be waiting to bid on you for a date!

So cum on down to the races, all are welcome!

>> No.14278257

>>14278236
Not him but you do know that classically as liches gather power, they disintegrate? A regular lich is usually a skeleton and by the time they go demilich, they're just a floating skull.

This doesn't apply to KC stuff since his undead aren't really undead in the first place, but thought it was worth mentioning.

>> No.14278258

>>14278244
Says the canon. They can control their impulses. Most of the time.

>> No.14278259

>>14278225
>Not alping your father and impregnating both.

>> No.14278260

>>14278252
ok

>> No.14278262

>>14278252
I don't know, I'm pretty sure that someone in this thread could find a way to be offended by absolutely anything.

>> No.14278263

>>14278254
This is delightfully decadent. I'm in.

>> No.14278266

>>14278214
Hm I don't know about that, but the other guy was a gender bend and was fucked by a futa. After that I didn't cared about it anymore.

>> No.14278268

>>14278254
>Spider
Stopped reading there. Whatever the rest of the post mentions is irrelevant unless all that text is actually just the word "napalm" over and over.

>> No.14278269

>>14278240
You could have just said you're designing mgs.

>> No.14278273
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14278273

>>14278254
I wonder what a Renaissance Fair with Centaurs and Arachnes would be like.

>> No.14278278

>>14278236
>Ultra lazy lich
>Doesn't even put in the effort to maintain her body
>When it starts to rot, she destroys it, retreats to her phylactery, and sleeps for a few days while a new body is made for her
>She doesn't have anyone important to her, so she doesn't care about maintaining appearances anyway
>Just floats through undeath every day for years without a purpose, reading and finding new ways to masturbate

>> No.14278280

>>14278269
ok

>> No.14278281

>>14278273
Spiders in fullplate and horses in wench dresses.

>> No.14278283

>>14278273
Pretty much exactly like current ones, just with more horse shit.

>> No.14278284

>>14278258
>Says the canon
Anon...

>> No.14278286

>>14278257
Fair enough, but that wouldn't help with the whole "study for the sake of better pleasure" thing. I still don't see why a lich obsessed with sex would ever rot due to having the power to prevent it.

But now I have the mental image of a floating lich head that's obsessed with blowjobs. Damn you.

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14278291

>>14278228
I'll trade a bushel of high-quality apples for two minutes of ear petting and tail brushing each.

>> No.14278292

>>14278286
Decomposition sex is the ultimate taboo, anon.

>> No.14278295

>>14278228
Well, it was about that time that I notice that fox girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.

>> No.14278298

>>14278286
Lady Elisabeth's Test Chambers are always looking for hot studs!

>> No.14278300

>>14278262
I'm saying no one cares about including them HERE.
>inb4 fujoshits

>> No.14278301

>>14278254
>Edwardian Royal Ascot Spiders
YES

>> No.14278302

>>14278284
What? Are you now going to say nobody cares about canon?

>> No.14278304

>>14278286
>she's missing an eye and loves getting you off with her slimy eye socket

>> No.14278308

>>14278254
Do all proceeds go to real spiders?

>> No.14278309

>>14278254
Shit kingdoms. I'll wait for better kingdoms to appear and start to advertise themselves.

>> No.14278310

>>14278300
Your semantics are shit, anon. What you're trying to say is "Nobody cares for them here." and instead you're saying. "People are ambivalent about them here."

>> No.14278314

>>14278310
More like "People go into a rabid fit of hatred and bile whenever some shit tries to push them here."
I'm one of said people. Monsterboys are Verboten.

>> No.14278315

>>14278302
If you're going by canon, a vamp chugging and dumping a human is likely since sex with one is a filthy act to them. They'd get their fix then fuck off, since they keep men they're "fond' of.

>> No.14278316

>>14278308
Proceeds given by spiders, for spiders, and made out of spiders.

>> No.14278319

>>14278316
Napalm.

>> No.14278320

>>14278315
Hence why I said "Most of the time". Most of the time they just drink their blood and don't rape them.

A few times they can't control themselves and dhampirs happen.

>> No.14278323

>>14278315
Just need to find yourself a total degenerate.
One who gets off on the filthiness of it.

>> No.14278324
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14278324

>Nightmare wants to impress her childhood friend by taking up jousting
>feels inadequate compared to the buffer, bustier Arachnes and Centaurs that regularly visit the Fair
>decides to start lifting in tandem with a diet of Mino Milk
>conceals her identity as the Fairs very own "Dark Knight"

>> No.14278326

>>14278302
It's really the only metric that can be consistently referred to. Not that it has to be followed, most writefags and the thread deviates plenty.

The real problem is someone saying "X is Y" with no qualifier like it's a fact, when it's just whatever the hell their headcanon is.

>> No.14278327
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14278327

>>14278316
Loligoth Spiders.

>> No.14278330

>>14278324
Would there be a Holst who wears a mask and becomes the bane of her existence?

>> No.14278333

>>14278316
Muffet pls

>> No.14278335

>>14278330
She's jousting, not doing Batman RP.

>> No.14278338

>>14278327
I like that spider's loligoth girl hat.

>>14278333
I actually think I prefer that sort of spidergirl design to the traditional arachne. The multi-arm look just seems a bit more seamless and well-integrated than the whole "woman torso pasted on a spider body" thing.

>> No.14278339

>>14278309
See the problem with that is the other Kingdoms aren't very...

Kingdomy.

>> No.14278341 [SPOILER] 
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14278341

>>14278320
>>14278323
I'm just imagining a Vampire having some guy grabbed off the streets for a quick drink only to find that she really likes the taste of his blood.
And then her monster instincts take over and she pretty much decides that if she can't take any more blood without risking his life she'll just have to take something else while ripping his pants open with her teeth like pic related.
The guy would probably wake up to a very cuddly vampire the next morning.

>> No.14278343
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>>14278326
He used canon
>Humans are vermin to them

Then complains about myself using canon
>so most vampires will probably try to control their lust.

>> No.14278347

>>14278339
Explain further.

>> No.14278351

>>14278339
Tailpussy Caliphate reigns over petty kings and queens.

>> No.14278357

>>14278254
Oh god. For some reason I read this like one of those monster truck commercials, and now I can't stop laughing.

>> No.14278368

>>14278339
The Principality of Wansburg would like to state it's neutrality in all of this.
And also that we're still accepting immigrants. Come to Wansburg where there are plenty of lonely canine monstergirls and de-furrification for Cu Siths is mandatory.

>> No.14278372

>>14278304
But that't not nice. Liches have pretty eyes. I'd rather just use her neckhole, if I had to.

>> No.14278374

>>14278357
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

WHEN ARACKINATOR FACES OFF AGAINST MOEZILLA!

>> No.14278375

>>14278368
Nyanfederacy here, smelly dogs can go and stay go.

>> No.14278376

>>14278339
Sultan a best.

>> No.14278378
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14278378

>all these fake nations
All Hail Elflandia! ur Empress strands astride this world, her vulva puffy and gleaming!
Never will she be overthrown
All hail Elflandia!

>> No.14278379

>>14278375
Why are you trying to start shit? We should be friends.

>> No.14278383

>>14278254
Wait, why do they have to bid me in order to date me? Don't they know that if any of the lovely ladies wish to go out with me, all they have to do is ask. Money is not the way to win my heart, a good personality and warm spirit are the actual key to winning my heart.

>> No.14278384

>>14278368
>>14278351

>Implying either of you are ruled by a Prince or a Caliph

We know the men aren't in charge, you dastardly creatures!

>> No.14278385

>>14278378
>all these mispellings
How do I into English? Jesus Christ.

>> No.14278387
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14278387

>Coming home after a long day at work, picking up your daughteru who's rushed to the door to greet you, kissing her all over as she laughs, while your wife contentedly smiles from the kitchen while preparing dinner, happy that she has such a fantastic husband and happy life

>> No.14278389

>>14278372
>fuck her neckhole while looking in her eyes and listening to her talk dirty like it's 999
>"Forsooth, whoremonger depraved knave! I can feel your manhood touching my uvula!"

>> No.14278391

>>14278379
You may have forgotten the great hounding of '85 but we have not!
Many a moon did my grand mother find herself in the trees while you howled up a her!

>> No.14278393

I want to bribe a Lich to combine fluffy tail with fluffy Yeti

>> No.14278394

>>14278378
Elflandia hasn't been relevant to the world in general since about 2000 years ago when they went into isolation.

>>14278384
Wansburg is a principality because we have a Princess. And I don't know if there's a specific term for a monarchy ruled by a Princess.

>> No.14278397

>>14278394
>isolation
Only to boors, they still trade with Draconia regularly.

>> No.14278399

>>14278343
>complained
You stated an opinion with nothing to back it and the assumption I was wrong, then went to canon. Going by the profile we're both correct.

>> No.14278400

>>14278387
Swap our roles and it's ok.

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>>14278391
Okay, to be fair the old Princess was kind of a bitch.

>> No.14278406

>>14278391
She tried to stop that kobold from seeing up her skirt but it was too late:
She saw everything. She saw it all.

>> No.14278409

>>14278254
I think it's wrong for these lovely things of beauty to be forced to battle for our entertainment

>> No.14278411

>>14278403
You can't fool me, Charon!

>> No.14278413

>>14278403
Your dog based wordplay cannot fool me ambassador!
We expect real reparations!

>>14278406
Indeed!
Can you imagine my grandmother's shame?
The guilt she's had to live with for all these years!?

>> No.14278415
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>>14278383
Anon, what in the 9 gates of fucking are you going on about?

Bachelors who pink slip bet don't get a choice, they get auctioned off for dates to repay their debts.

>> No.14278416

>>14278324
>jousts with a scythe
Pfft, what a loser, I bet she can't even afford a proper lance.

>> No.14278418

>>14278409
I disagree. I want arenas of topless Lizardmen duelling for our pleasure, I want violent chariot races where Centaurs do battle, I want to see alp slapfights you guys mostly have me covered on that one

>> No.14278419

>>14278324
>Dark Knight Nightmare
I'm not one for buff chicks but I love this idea all the same.

>> No.14278423

>>14278419
Dark Knightmare is the heroine we need, not the one we deserve.

>> No.14278425

>>14278343
>complains
More like cum-plains.

...I'll see myself out.

>> No.14278426

Reminder that the best Kingdom[s] are those of Not!Egypt!

>> No.14278429

>>14278416
She'd have a lance stylized after her scythe.

>> No.14278430

>>14278413
Reparations were paid after the Great Scuffle of '94. It's just some cats like to pretend that never happened.

>> No.14278435

>>14278400
beta-male

>> No.14278438
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14278438

I want a pink slime to give me headpats and hugs before everything turn lewd

>> No.14278439

>>14278409
>Racing = Battling

That's a pretty big leap anon.

Like...Springfield Gorge kind of leap.

>> No.14278440

>>14278426
Until it gets eaten by a half-asleep sandworm.

>> No.14278442

>>14278430
The great scuffle was nothing compared to the crimes committed against us!

Next you'll be telling me that you forget the great hounding of '00!

>> No.14278444

>>14278435
I still don't get why some people have issues with this. Monster girls are one of the few fetishes out there where its quite feasible to be submissive or dominant.

>> No.14278447

>>14278438
Pink best

>> No.14278448

>>14278442
That was an extremist sect of exiled war criminals and you know it!

>> No.14278449

>>14278435
No you.

>> No.14278457

>>14278439
Come to think of it, those leaps are pretty common on the Net.

Then again, my fault for playing devil's advocate like always.

>> No.14278458

>>14278448
Oh!?
But what of the many citizens who supported them within your country?

Was it just a radical group or just the true will of your citizens acting out!

Come back when you really want to make progress! Until then you're just barking up the wrong tree!

>> No.14278462

>>14278448
>The Klingon excuse
Anon, please. We aren't fools.

>> No.14278463

I want a lilim to attack me on the street!
I want her to see my penis and say
"O-oh."
I want her to walk away with a look of pity on her face!
I want her to scowl at that manticore laughing in the corner!

>> No.14278467

>>14278415
>filename
>hard boozing cossack centaur
do want.
>>14278463
small dick humiliation?
>implying a lilim couldn't husbando you and make your dick any size she wanted

>> No.14278471
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>>14278393
>Liches fusing monstergirl traits
>She starts with a template familiar base
>Takes 9 kitsune hairs, one from each tail
>Gets an anubis, a hellhound, a yeti and a jinko to hold hands in a circle, then extracts the lewd energies given off by the contact
>Obtains some fur from a manticore mane
>And combines them all into the familiar using a grand magical circle
>When the smoke clears, the familiar is created
>She's so soft and fluffy, she acts as her own portal to the Mofuverse, turning everything she touches into softness
>Lich looks on in horror at the result of her own hubris, realising that a creature so alluring and cuddly can never be allowed to roam the Earth, lest the entire planet fall to fluff
>Her only option is to confine the Familifluff (name subject to change) to her sanctum, and sate the girl's need for hugs by creating homunculi to cuddle with, even as the Mofuverse engery slowly overcomes them

>> No.14278473

>>14278463
I don't understand why you want that, friend.

>> No.14278474

>>14278444
Shitposters care, like that guy who always tries to start these fights.

>> No.14278477

>>14278458
I believe that we can move past the sins of our predecessors and achieve true peace between cats and dogs! I have a dream that one day all the little children, pups, and kittens will be able to play together without fear or prejudice! That one day we can all get along and live together!

>>14278462
I do not condone the actions of terrorists, even if they come from Wansburg soil anon.

>> No.14278483

>>14278463
>"O-oh."
>Not "I can work with this"
It's the difference between an inexperienced Succubus and an Lilim anon.
An inexperienced Succubus doesn't know what to do. A Lilim gets you hard, forces you into her pussy, and then uses magic to make your dick swell until it fits perfectly inside her.

>> No.14278490
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14278490

Amazon kingdom is best kingdom.

>> No.14278492

>>14278467
>Obtain lilim waifu
>Excited about finally getting a larger dick
>Incubus transformation happens and you feel tingly in your pants
>Immediately look down, exited to see the results
>It got even smaller
>Lilim is beet red and can't work up the courage to look you in the eyes.

>> No.14278494

>>14278490
True that. they'd probably have comfy tree houses.

>> No.14278499

>>14278492
>"But it's so cute~!"

>> No.14278500

>>14278492
top kuk

>> No.14278504

>>14278492
She could probably just buy some potions from a Lich.

>> No.14278509

>>14278492
Heh

>> No.14278520

>>14278494
They have the best houses. And warriors. And househusbands.

>> No.14278528

>>14278494
I just want to nibble an amazons ears.

>> No.14278530

>>14278490
>You'll never fuck an Amazon doggystyle while she encourages you and tells you to thrust harder.
>She'll never kiss you on the forehead, ruffle your hair and cuddle you throughout the night.

>> No.14278538

>>14278471
We need to send in a test subject to examine the effects of her hugs on a human boy, thank you for volunteering a member Wansburg your generosity won't be forgotten

>> No.14278541

>>14278387
what species are they supposed to be?

>> No.14278542

>>14278538
Hey whoa, Wansburg isn't really about fluff.
You want someone from the Kitsune Empire. Those guys are way into mofu.

>> No.14278544

>>14278541
lion probably

>> No.14278546

>>14278471
I need to see this familifluff
so I can hug and snuggle her

>> No.14278548

>>14278520
But they also have unfortunate body odor

On a related note, would you be the healslut for a party of amazon adventurers? Would you let them shower you with all the best drops and crafted items, help you carry your gear, and volunteer to take your shift on watch at night, all in awkward virgin attempts to win your favor and get in your pants?
Would you hook up with the dragon that wipes the party and takes you prisoner?
Would you play the rape victim when the party respawns and comes to rescue you?

>> No.14278549

Is .less still doing his alphabet thing?

>> No.14278558

>>14278548
>unfortunate

>> No.14278559

>>14278548
>Implying I wouldn't be fucking the whole party every night.
Healing magic is great for keeping sex going.
Recruit the Dragon into the party while we're at it. The battle harem must grow.

>> No.14278567

>>14278415
The giant in the background is Tio though.

>> No.14278568

>>14278538
>Turns everything she touches into softness
>Her aura of Mofuverse energy could turn the whole planet to fluff if she was allowed to roam free

And you want to send an innoncent human boy in to hug her? Madness. He'll be one with the fluff within seconds.
>>14278542 is right. We need someone with a natural resistence to fluffification. One who can enter the Mofuverse and come out again unaffected.

>>14278546
Don't do it, Anon. There's so much more to live for. Like the lich's next experiment: A rainbow slimegirl.

>> No.14278571
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I don't know if I ever told you guys this

But I love this Dragon!

>> No.14278575

>>14278559
>Implying I wouldn't be fucking the whole party every night
Well yes, they could always use you that way to relieve the stress

>> No.14278576

>>14278568
but I like fluff more than slime

>> No.14278581

>>14278571
Oh my. That's quite lewd.

>> No.14278582

>>14278568
We need someone so acclimated to fluffiness that he can not only survive her fluffiness, but fuck her enough to stabilize her mofu energy.

>> No.14278585

>>14278548
>Would you hook up with the dragon that wipes the party and takes you prisoner?
That is the only thing that you said that I would do.

First, I almost always play the Black Mage. Second, I've got something of a recurring fantasy, being part of a group of adventurers who venture into a Dragon's Lair to slay it...only to find that it has, quite recently, transformed into a sexy dragon girl. The Dragon nonetheless boasts that, while its form may appear nonthreatening, she shall raze us pitiful mortals all the same. Comparatively, my group would one by one declare how they'd not be distracted or fooled by the "False" feminine form. And then I'd go last with...
>"...gosh you're pretty."

>> No.14278587

>>14278571
The mirrored half on the left needs to have wider hips.

>> No.14278596

>>14278585
Acceptable

>> No.14278599

>>14278576
But do you like it so much that'd you'd be willing to become one with it? Just a mind, drooling in endless pleasure as the Familifluff's power takes your body into endless softness?
Think about it. There's so much to live for in life.

>> No.14278602
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>Visiting a casino for the first time in MGC
>You pay the entrance fee and walk in only to realise they didn't give you any tokens
>Figuring you'll look around before heading pack to the counter your eye is caught by a flashy looking slot machine, as you approach it a Kitsune in a bunny outfit smiles at you
>Looking at the machine closely you notice that there's nowhere to insert tokens, you turn to ask the fox girl only to see her looking up at you on her knees
>"Well mister, are you ready to insert your payment?" she asks in a lewd voice
>Fucking monster girls

>> No.14278605

>>14278599
If it meant the mofu would be contained, I'd do it.

>> No.14278612

>>14278602
>Have to pay to get my dick sucked
The fuck kind of bullshit is this, they're monster girls, they'll pay me to suck my dick.

>> No.14278614

>>14278602
What if I'm married and don't wanna fuck a whore?

Is there a section of the casino for guys like that?

>> No.14278619

>>14278605
What a hero. Casting himself into the endless expanse of the all-consuming Mofuverse so that the Familifluff can finally feel the love of others through physical contant.

>> No.14278623

>>14278612
No, you have to get your dick sucked to pay. And if you win, essentially, they are paying you to suck your dick. It returns not money, but various venoms poisons and aphrodisiacs that increase cock hardness and cum volume. Only Jackpots give money, but those are so rare, a thousand people could play at the same time constantly for a thousand years, and even still, only one person could win.

That said most people care more abut the high class women that come with the jackpot that the actual money payout.

>> No.14278625

>>14278619
H-here I go!

>> No.14278627

>>14278571
Mirrors would be dangerous in MGC, you never know what Wonderland Girl might pop out

>> No.14278629

>>14278612
Well you don't have to get your dick sucked, they're running a special offer where if you creampie them you get extra turns.
>>14278614
Don't want to fuck them? No problem, there's a family friendly building next door.

>> No.14278630

>>14278614
The free buffet

>> No.14278633

>>14278549
I don't know, but he promised us some feet.

>> No.14278636

>>14278625
No regrets. Not like you'll be able to feel any once the fluff spores start to soften your mind, anyway. Just be happy that you'll be the first living being to give the Familifluff a nice, big, loving hug. Her gratitude will stay with you forever, just as you'll stay as a part of her, forever.

>> No.14278639

>>14278630
I just said I don't want to fuck any whores!

>> No.14278640

>>14278549
K better be for Komodo.

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>>14278571
Also, here are the close up sketches.

>> No.14278645

>>14278639
They're free so they're sluts, not whores.

>> No.14278647

>>14278387
I wanna take the daughteru on her tail and give her a chew toy or some meat!

>> No.14278648
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>>14278644
And the backside!

>> No.14278651

>>14278644
>>14278648
>the flower
I like to think that it actually says that at the back of it.

>> No.14278656

>>14278387
She looks so desperate. I want to take the girls to grandma's house and pamper her all night.

>> No.14278661

>>14278387
>Why is getting more and more stressed and flustered as the day goes on
>She can't handle 3 daughterus all of whom are at "that age"
>Just when she's at her breaking point, you come home and help ease the burden
>You scoop up all your daughterus and rough house with them, letting your wife get some well-earned rest

>> No.14278665

>>14278644
>>14278648
How would Jabberwocks fare in a Dragoon society?

>> No.14278670

>>14278665
I don't know. I've thought of a plotline for a Ryu and several for Wurms, but a Jabberwock?

I can't even think of how they might operate outside of Wonderland; nevermind how horrifying their Dragon Form is...

>> No.14278681

>>14278670
If Demonbane can beat a Jabberwock, so can you average Wurm Wrangler.

>> No.14278684

>>14278670
Jabberwocks would operate at night for the sake of instilling fear in their enemies, and the husband takes advantage of that fear and goes around ganking mooks in the shadows.

>> No.14278685

>>14278582
We need someone with experience in traversing dangerous environments to contain a strong power emerging from a center zone

Send in Strelok

>> No.14278688
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14278688

What monstergirl would you want to see in this pic if you were the guy?

>> No.14278692

>>14278688
You mean what monster girl's lap would I want to lay my head on?
A Holstaur.

>> No.14278693

>>14278688
Anubis, and the socks are open-toed thigh-highs.

>> No.14278694

>>14278688
A nice cuddly Yeti, especially if she was whispering comforting things.

>> No.14278700

>>14278688
Tall busty Ara Ara lich, with only the latest and most refined ear cleaning technologies.

>> No.14278704
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>>14278688
Jinko

Meaty, thick, and fuzzy thighs

>> No.14278705

>>14278700
>ear cleaning
What is it about ears that's so damned intimate?

>> No.14278709

>>14278704
Mein Neger

>> No.14278710

>>14278688
A jubjub, so I'd have her tits on my head and have her wing be draped over my chest

>> No.14278712

>>14278705
I dunno man, but it's as lewd as handholding. Also, ears are my carear. So it's like, double trust.

>> No.14278716

>>14278688
Ryu

>> No.14278719

>>14278688
Echidna

>> No.14278720
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>>14278688
Out of all pictures with the hizamakura tag, you choose that one?

>> No.14278721

>>14278688
Amazon. Nothing like a big strong girl taking care of you after a session of snu snu.

>> No.14278727

>>14278688
A Living Doll

>> No.14278734

>>14278705
It's intimate in the same way that looking into a person's eyes is intimate, I think. When you just devote one of your major senses to a person, it shows how much you love them.
Ears are pretty delicate, too. Lots of little tiny bits, and possibly very sensitive in some areas. So it's a sign of trust when you let someone play with them. Also, going back to my first point, you're entire audible world is dedicated to them and the sounds they make, when you let them play and put their mouth close to your ears.

Not to mention there was that lich ear fetish story recently. So maybe that's part of the reason why some more people are into it.

>> No.14278735

>>14278688
Kikimora

>> No.14278739
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>>14278727
You like hard pillows, eh? Great taste, tho.

>> No.14278743
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>>14278735
Would you take her on a nice date to the town?

>> No.14278744

>>14278705
Nips have earwax that's like a weird shrub and they dig it out with a hard hook. Letting someone stuff that in your ear takes trust, kinda like sounding or something,

>> No.14278746

>>14278688
A very embarrassed lilim

>> No.14278747

>>14278705
>>14278734
I want to clean an elf's ears while she laps on me!

>> No.14278749

>>14278743
I want to see more kikis in casual clothes.

>> No.14278757

>>14278743
>Kikimora who's smug as FUCK because she moved from servant status to wife status and got a nice ring from the man she secured

>> No.14278760

>>14278688
A Kejourou

>> No.14278763

>>14278757
You'd be smug too after a sick class change.

>> No.14278767

>>14278688
I wanna get headpats from an Anubis!

>> No.14278771

>>14278757
What about a sadistic older Kiki that despises her loathsome gnome of a Master and only took his first kiss, his virginity, married him and had his children to bully him by making him act unbecoming of his station?

>> No.14278780

>>14278694
As much as I love Yeti, trusting her big paws with a delicate ear cleaner would be scary. I'll just lay my head on her lap and take a nice nap.

>> No.14278781

>>14278771
She sounds like a bully

I want her!

>> No.14278792

>>14278757
Kikis are always smug as fuck though.

>>14278771
I already read (see: fapped to) that h-manga.

>> No.14278798

>>14278767
That anubis is going to roll her eyes and say that you should be the one giving headpats to her.
Then she's going to sit down anyway, invite you to lay your head on her lap, and insist that you keep this to yourself, as your shared little secret.

>>14278780
I still think a yeti would be okay if she was using a cotton bud, or dedicated ear cleaner. Just because her paws are big, doesn't mean she won't have a steady hand and a delicate touch.

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>>14278792
>>14278763
>>14278757
>Think she's going to get lazy and do less work now that she's locked you down
>Works even harder than she did before

>> No.14278811

>>14278798
>your shared little secret.
And I would be very happy to return the favor later on and give her all the headpats she wants too!

>> No.14278813

>>14278781
Do you really?
Would you really like to have you first time inside her while hugging your face into her mediocre bust and mumbling about how you love her while she rolls her eyes?

Would you like to propose to her on your knees and have her go alright whatever?

I bet you're dreaming of something moe like spying on her sniffing and hugging your laundry before washing it, aren't you? Too bad! She's just a bully!

>> No.14278822

>>14278739
>tfw want to get a shinki but find their joints off-putting
Every time

>> No.14278823

>>14278813
Yes! I'll hug her tight and cuddle my head into her plain chest! I don't care if she's flat, older than me, or a bully, I love her!

>> No.14278827

>Monster girls running, crawling and flying around everywhere
>Succubi flooding the dark alleys
>Onis drunkenly fighting each other
>Men getting kidnapped and raped in broad daylight
>Just a normal day in the monster city of Lohho, a place with no rules
>Despite the high quality of life provided by the rich city, many have fallen down the route of immorality
>Solitary monster girls, gangs, complete organizations... Crimes came from various origins
>Inside this rampant anarchy, a lone group worked towards making a change
>They called themselves the Independent Police Force, the IPF
>Today I received the permission to video-interview it's members
>Without any further stalling let's begin
>The first to show up was a small, colorful girl, wearing an extravagant blue outfit that vaguely looked like a typical police uniform, she sat on the chair in front of the camera
>First question: Could you please introduce yourself?
"Hi hi! My name is Aarley, I'm a Familiar and I work in the IPF."
>Familiars are known to be associated with the sabbath, any comment on your relation with them?
"I'm supposed to promote them, but I never did! They don't bother me about it either hehe."
>When did you join the IPF?
“Hm... I joined about 15 weeks ago.”
>Why did you join the IPF?
"I wanted to be a super cool police officer that saved children and men from the evil in this city!"
>Do you think you have succeeded in reaching that goal?
"Yeah! People call me Officer Aarley now! "
>What is the typical day of an IPF member?
"Eeh... We meet at the base, our boss tells us what our missions for the day are and then we try to complete them, we also take on any emergency that is presented to us."
>"Could you share an example of such a mission?"
"Sure! Yesterday my partner and I had to stop a Hellhound from burning down the shopping mall, we apprehended her with magic and taught her that terrorism was not the way to find a husband before releasing her."
>Are there any part of this job that you particularly like or dislike?
"I dislike coming home tired and out of magic energy, especially since I don't have a husband to fill me up again, so I have to eat a lot to compensate." She points to her pudgy belly.
"And I really like when the missions are crazy hard and we have to give it our all to succeed, it makes me feel like a superhero!"
>Thank you very much for your time, is there anything you would like to say to our viewers?
"No matter what happens don't ever give up, I believe in you all, we can make this city better! And to any single man watching this, if you ever feel in danger, call the IPF we will be more than happy to keep you safe in our base."

>> No.14278831

>>14278823
The best you'd get out of her is a giddy laugh after you ruin a business deal by kicking a smug business partner in the dick for calling her a pleb. I bet she'd occasionally force herself to hug you and let you inside her and even gently kiss you before rinsing her mouth with rubbing alchohol when you've gone, coincidentally on mornings you have important meetings.

>> No.14278833
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14278833

>>14278822
Do it, Anon. You'll learn to find them cute and endearing, even if you aren't aroused by doll-joints in particular.

>> No.14278837

>>14278804
>Ufufufu
>Yes, you love it when I cook and clean for you, don't you, you naughty boy?
>Ahhn, always kissing me when you leave like this, you're such a horny beast
>Yes, yes, look at me play with our daughters. Watch me with that content smile on your face, you dirty animal; I bet you want to come over here and give me more daughters right this instant!

>> No.14278838

>>14278822
They're surprisingly versatile to fap with. I've made mine give me hugging paizuri, hotdogs and urethral fisting.

>> No.14278840

>>14278811
She's going to frown down at you, and chide you for being so enthusiastic about it all. Then she's going to slip back into silence as she strokes your hair and circles your outer-ear with a claw...
Until minutes later, when she quitely asks if you wouldn't mind swapping places now.

>> No.14278841

>>14278105
How do I download this
Has anybody ripped it?

>> No.14278844

>>14278831
I don't care how much she bullies me! In fact I like it! And I'll snuggle close to her in the morning, treat her like a princess, shower her in kisses, and do whatever she wants! And I'll impregnate her with multiple kids too!

>> No.14278846

>>14278833
>hand holding her
Is that an overweight inbred Asian with downs or something? Kind of kills my enjoyment of the picture.

>> No.14278848

>>14278822
What's a shinki? A doll?

>> No.14278849

>>14278838
You at least don't hotglue them, right?

>> No.14278852

>>14278848
Yes. Like >>14278739 but 3d

>> No.14278854
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14278854

>>14278846
I guess it's not great. Here's a better one.

>> No.14278856

>>14278849
No, that'd be a nightmade to clean up. I wear a condom while doing them.

>> No.14278858

>>14278743
As often as she wants.

>> No.14278861

>>14278840
>Then she's going to slip back into silence as she strokes your hair and circles your outer-ear with a claw...
That sounds tremendously pleasant. I'd be very happy to trade places after a few minutes of such lovely treatment; and I'd be sure to caress her every bit as tenderly.

>> No.14278865

>>14278854
Yes, this is good.
Gunna rub her tiny belly while she giggles.
Gunna lick her legs and undercarriage all over.

>> No.14278867

>>14278844
She's going to take advantage. You'll have to lick her off half a dozen times before you get to put your dick in her, and she'll footjob you to the edge so you can't thrust inside her more than once without cumming. Then she's going to say mean things about you being a premature ejaculator with a smug grin.

>> No.14278868

I really, REALLY want to fuck a Minotuar

>> No.14278874
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14278874

>>14278865
>Gunna lick her ... undercarriage
You'll get your tongue pinched, anon.

>> No.14278877

>>14278868
Nobody cares, saltman.

>> No.14278879
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14278879

>>14278865

>> No.14278884
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>>14278865
Please be gentle with the shinkis.
And take care not to gum up their joints. They'll feel all sticky and lethargic if that happens.

>> No.14278885

>>14278865
Gunna stick her in my mouth up to her waist like a lolly-pop and suckle and lick on her privates and everything else while her naked breasts flop around and tickle my upper lip!

>> No.14278887

>>14278867
But I love all of those things! I love being mocked, degraded, and bullied by the woman I love! She can take all the advantage she wants! And I only need one shot inside her to give her one big baby bump!

>> No.14278888

>>14278877
I do.

>> No.14278898

>>14278887
I bet you'd hug her even harder while she's berating you and say you only cum so fast because you love her so much, you weirdo! She's going to post about it online and monmusus all over the world will laugh at you.

>> No.14278913

>>14278877
Wow, rude.

You need a time out, I'm just talking about my love of Minotaurs.

>> No.14278921

>>14278848
Not exactly. Busou shinki is a line of poseable figures produced by Konami in 2006-2011, though I've heard that Kotobukiya is going to start a new line of Shinkis. Dolls are usually much larger, and much, much more expensive

>> No.14278927

>>14278921
I wish they'd try selling the armors and the girls separately for some sort of micropayment-style ripoff so I could just get the girls and play pretty princess dressup and fap with them without paying for all the stupid robot toy parts.

>> No.14278931

>>14278833
I don't dislike actual doll-joints, my problem is only with shinki joints because they really don't look that well-made, in my opinion

>> No.14278948

>>14278927
Well, Kotobukiya's new Shiki line, not to mention their FAG line, should both have plenty of that?

Albeit Kotobukiya's construction generally isn't as high-quality as I'm given to believe the old Shikis were, but...eh.

>> No.14278955

>>14278948
>FAG line
Sensible Alp chuckle

>> No.14278960

>>14278955
Yes, an...unfortunate acronym.

Means nothing to the Japanese, but makes all the westerners giggle like schoolgirls.

>> No.14278962

>>14278948
I really like the way the Frame Arms Girls look since they're based off of Katoki and Yanase mecha designs.

>> No.14278968
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14278968

>>14278105
>>14278108
>>14278841
http://a.pomf.cat/vujadh.zip
I ripped it and made it simple-ish to use.
You have to have Unity Web Player installed, just open the html file in Firefox or something and it'll run perfectly fine offline.
Doesn't seem to work well with Chrome.

Anything for my waifu.

>> No.14278972

>>14278962
I thought the FAGs are balls to the wall mecha musume without the possibility to just make them cute girls, is that true?

>> No.14278978

>>14278962
I like the blue one with the more aerial design. Got her pre-ordered.

Though I've come to like the design of the tank there more over time, so I'll order her too when I have the chance.

>> No.14278981

>>14278972
>mecha musume without the possibility to just make them cute girls
I think they have option parts that give them human legs and arms if that's what you mean.

>> No.14278986

>>14278981
Yeah, that's pretty much what I mean. Then the last problem is that they're kits and I don't want to paint my own shinks.

>> No.14278988

>>14278986
>I don't want to paint my own shinks
That's pretty much the reason why I collect Robot Damashii's instead of actual model kits.

>> No.14278990

>>14278968
So what's it like having Gazer as your waifu? How does the name work? Like do you think of her as Gazer, or do you imagine her with a different name, or what? Also do you have a daki? Pics?

>> No.14279006

I want to create the ultimate Monster Girl predator by combining the DNA of several species.

9 Manticore tails that can constrict prey with no need for hands, if one is cut off, two grow back in its place with the help of Hydra DNA.

Got to have wings for flight, gills in addition to lungs to breathe underwater.

Aphrodisiacs for blood, which if it comes into contact with skin sends the victim into an orgasm-induced coma.

Super strength, super intelligence and lightning reflexes. And so on.

>> No.14279012

>>14279006
I'm sorry. That would be playing God.

>> No.14279015

>>14279006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

>> No.14279018

>>14279012
But she would be perfect! The ultimate rape machine! The ultimate sexual weapon! She would be unstoppable!

>> No.14279024

>>14279006
>Aphrodisiacs for blood
Have fun deflowering one I guess.

>> No.14279028

>>14279006
Oh my, she'd be able to milk creamy loads out of twelve men at once.

>> No.14279029
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14279029

>tfw you live in Monster Girl City and you get spammed by ads like pic-related.

>> No.14279030
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14279030

Praise the gods, more Oomukade.

>> No.14279040

>>14279028
I feel sorry for the guards, when she makes the inevitable escape from containment.

She'd leave a trail of bodies and semen in her wake.

Scientist Anon would yell at her, saying that he created her and that she needs to do what he says, but she'd turn on him just like how all monsters turn on their creators.

>> No.14279043

>>14279030
>those hips
Oomucupid a cute,

>> No.14279045

>>14279030
An Oomukade graduate of the Eros Military Academy? How lovely.

>> No.14279046

>>14279030
I'm willing to offer up a sacrifice for the gods in thanks for this. What would be appropriate?

>> No.14279047

>>14279006

Promestein pls go

>> No.14279048

>>14279030
Awwww, she a cutie, and that cupid outfit looks adorable on her. I now want to headpat her and rub her antennae until she' flustered.

>> No.14279052

>>14279029
Momiji could sell me ice in the middle of winter and I'd go for it.

>> No.14279054

>>14279030
>poisoned, naked cupid twitching in the background

>> No.14279057

>>14279006
>>14279040
>"We dreamed of creating the world's strongest monster girl... and we succeeded."

>> No.14279059

>>14279030
What's that smell? Is there love in the air?

>> No.14279062

>>14279046
We should sacrifice Bob.

>> No.14279066

>>14279040
She'd just use the confrontation as an excuse to call him "Daddy" as lewdly as possible while fucking him, telling him all the while what a terrible father he is for taking advantage of his daughter like that.

>> No.14279067

>>14279057
I actually got that.
>>14279062
Depending on the gods in question, we could sacrifice me.

>> No.14279069

>>14279030
How many broken hearts will be needed to pull this one out into the open?

>> No.14279073
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>>14278990
I talked about it a bit up here >>14274301

She's Gazer, to me, always. I feel I would disgrace her by trying to think of a name myself. I feel it'd be petty and token.
I don't have a daki, but I'm saving up to get a design commissioned, and once I do I'll likely get it printed and pillowed.

>> No.14279076

>>14279030
>dat midriff
Unf! I'mma kiss her tummy!

>> No.14279077

>>14279062
We'd have to catch him first. A naked man covered in jizz is not easy to pin down.

Let's sacrifice Alp, he'll probably enjoy it.

>> No.14279080

>>14279062
No, I asked for him first to bring Parkedbuggy back.

>> No.14279087

I just realized mamono mana is the monster's version of beer goggles.

>> No.14279089

>>14279073
Gazerfag please respond >>14272553

Just having the thumbnail sitting in my folder and not the full version is triggering my autism.

>> No.14279093

>>14279080
That'll never happen no matter how much we wish it to.
Has there ever been another writefag people want back just for the sake of a single story? No one ever seems to mention his other stuff.

>> No.14279096

>>14279030
>Oomukade Cupid crawls silently through the night to the top of a building.
>Curls herself around an outcropping gargoyle statue and leans forward over the edge.
>She adjusts her position until she can clearly see her target at a good angle.
>She Pulls out a gigantic, powerful compound bow and draws an equally scaled arrow of love out of her quiver.
>The target is sitting alone on a couch at night, drinking whiskey on the rocks and watching late night MGC television.
>The wind dies down, there's a clear shot.
>She takes it.
>The glass shatters and the man is struck through the heart, slumping over.
>Her expression remains unchanged as she uncoils herself and scuttles away.
>A scream is heard and police sirens wail in the distance.
>The man goes on to ask out that girl from work on a date.
>Another confirmed matchmaking.
>But always for another, never herself.

>> No.14279097
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14279097

>>14279052
Why is she out selling snow when she could be cuddling inside her little mountainside cabin?

>> No.14279098

>>14279030
Ironic.

>> No.14279101

>>14279087
Very true, although it lasts forever.

>> No.14279109

>>14279096
>Oomukade wielding Dragon Slayer Greatbow
HOLY SHIT!

>> No.14279110

>>14273849
Damn, you've really got me going with those cute empty eye sockets there. Just for unblinking stares during bony, hard, forcible hugs or also a penis receptacle?

>> No.14279118

>>14279030
For the first time I am put off by an oomukade, a little bit too real this art.

>> No.14279119

>>14279093
Because he only has two other stories. One is mediocre, the other is sub par. Even his Amazoness story gets a free pass because of its niche appeal.

>> No.14279122
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14279122

what is the most valuable lesson to a mantis?

>> No.14279123

>>14279073
She is really cute. You had the vision to fully appreciate her, long before I even considered her. Truly ahead of your time.

>> No.14279124

>>14279122
One Cut, One Kill

>> No.14279125

>>14279119
>One is mediocre, the other is sub par
That's a little unfair. Not everyone can be Captain, or Penywise.

>> No.14279126

>>14278602
Dear Diary: Jackpot

>> No.14279128

>>14279122
How to attain love on the battlefield.

>> No.14279133
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14279133

I'd give a Dhampir my pitiful scion if you know what I mean.

>> No.14279135

I want to stand around in the park all night and not get raped!

>> No.14279140

>>14279122
That while sugar is a nice treat it is bad for the teeth.

>> No.14279141

>>14279122
To not eat your husbands head after sex, self-restraint is important.

>> No.14279146

>>14279096
>But always for another, never herself.
No wonder she looks so gloomy, poor girl just needs a hug.

>> No.14279148

>>14279096
LOCK ON.

>> No.14279149

>>14279141
Fuck off.

>> No.14279151

>>14279128
Mantis in sneaking suit when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3nzuv87ik4&ab_channel=CTUDirectorJackBauer

>> No.14279161

>>14279146
I volunteer for hugs. I'm quite good at cure gloom and depression in people, Bring on the cute, and beautiful cuddlebug!!!!!

>> No.14279164

>>14279133
>Dhampir dual wielding crissaegrim and two rings of varda equipped
It's over, all vampires form a line and prepare your anuses.

>> No.14279167

>>14279161
Could you really love a cold, calculating match-making machine like her?

Could she ever have such a life?

>> No.14279171
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14279171

It's weird to see some of the Gazer deliveries I've gotten in drawthreads posted around, especially on 2^3chan.

>>14279089
Oh, no clue.
The art looks really familiar, but it wasn't in any of my folders, so I searched through pages of stuff on pixiv and found nothing.
If tumblr/deviantart wasn't so unreliable I'd search them too out of sheer desperation.
I'll try to search a bit more.
>>14279123
Thank you, but I didn't do much. Just love. Quite a bit.

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14279173

>>14279135
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a hellhound.

>> No.14279178

I wanna drive around MGC blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg from my car

>> No.14279183

>>14278827
You going somewhere with this?

>> No.14279186

>>14279029
Meanwhile, Unicorns are bombarded with ads for local virgin boys.

>> No.14279188

>>14278868
Cool.

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14279196

We got some nice stuff here guys
http://exhentai.org/g/867761/28c763c571/

>> No.14279199

>>14279171
>The art looks really familiar
That made me check a few of the Gazer artists and tracked down who done it.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47833746
The full version isn't anywhere to be seen there, on his nijie or twitter though.

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>>14279029
>couldn't find that pic of momiji getting chopped

>> No.14279210

>>14279196
noice

>> No.14279212

>>14276769
>Pizza the Hut
Fuck you I know my Mel Brooks.

>> No.14279214

>>14279205
http://imgur.com/u4d0HBf.jpg

Bop

>> No.14279216

>>14279196
Can this be my life? Why can't this be my life.

>> No.14279219

>>14276769
who the hell hasn't seen Spaceballs?

>> No.14279222

Would shy MGs randomly steal someones cum rag and make tea out of it while thinking that all that cum could be hers if she would just talk to him?

>> No.14279224

>>14279216
Because you never left home to get a job?

>> No.14279226

>>14279196
Oh man, that's great. Also, standing sex with a mermaid in a body of water. I never knew I wanted that so badly.

>> No.14279228

>>14279224
Jokes on you, I have a job! Sure it's just part time, but I'm not some stinky NEET.

>> No.14279232

>>14279222
What's your favorite MG? Or your top 5?

>> No.14279239

>>14279196
>Buy a mermaid daughteru who you can raise into a waifu at the pet store
>For $5
I...what?

Oh who cares, it's Mizone, therefore amazing.

>> No.14279240

>>14279199
Ah yeah, I forgot to reply and mention I was pretty sure it was by asu tora when I posted one of his pictures a while up in the thread.
You could always email him, his email is on his pixiv profile.

>> No.14279244

>>14279167
Sure I could love her, this just means that I'll have to take my time, She's like a tootsie pop, hard on the outside, but soft and sweet on the inside.

>> No.14279253

>>14279232
>Jabberwock/Dragon
>Demon
>Jiang Shi
>Ren
>Anubis
These girls won't likely to do it.

>> No.14279260
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14279260

Would you protect a loli 'Flayers smile?

>> No.14279262

>>14279173
>Getting stalked by Hellhound
>Alone in a mountain cabin
>All the lights go out
>"It's black as hell at night in here!" you exclaim
>"IT. JUST. GOT. BLACKER." you hear in a sultry voice as you're grabbed from behind by meaty paws

>> No.14279267

>>14279262
Poor little human guy.

>> No.14279268

>>14279260
That guy looks highjacked.

>> No.14279269

>>14279268
I guess you could say he's Mindjacked.

>> No.14279275

>>14279260
More like a loli Mindflayer would protect my smile

>> No.14279279

>>14279267
Lucky little human guy bastard.

>> No.14279289

>>14279253
A Jabberwock might.

>> No.14279309

>>14279110
The last time I had an idea for a Hound of Tindalos involved empty eye sockets until her eyes just kind of bubbled into them, like hundreds of tiny eyes that see you from all periods of time until they fuse into her two red eyes, lacking pupils or cornea. But I'm shit at spook, so meh.

>> No.14279311

>>14278415
What kind of dates?

>> No.14279317

>>14279309
That's actually a pretty spooky idea. It's pretty good.

>> No.14279354

>>14279196
I really needed this. Thank you for sharing, anon.

>> No.14279360

There's few things better than running your fingers through freshly washed hair. Makes me want a kejourou or other monstergirl with ridiculously long hair to pamper and be pampered by.

>> No.14279377

>>14278415
Ha!

Breastplates.

>> No.14279389

>>14278471
>That heretical booty

Sweet Mother............................

>> No.14279396

Am I too late for Momiji?

>> No.14279397

>>14279389
It looks fucking terrible. Artist has never seen a good ass in his life.

>> No.14279403

>>14279396
No, but with images like that, you won't be able to post when we next start talking about her.

>> No.14279405

>>14279397
>What are squats and oats

>> No.14279407

>>14279396
No but you're just in time to take a 3 day vacation.

Thank you for your sacrifice though, that's a delicious looking Momiji.

>> No.14279409

>>14279396
nah, you're just in time for a free vacation.

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>>14279403
Not today

>> No.14279416

>>14279360
I want to see a Kejourou multitask while preparing a meal for her husband.
Does anyone have that image Latenight drew of a loli Kejourou getting her hair stuck on some playground set? I think I lost it.

>> No.14279421

>>14279389
With all their magical power, you think liches wouldn't alter and enhance their bodies?

>> No.14279439

>>14279421
>Lich alters herself exactly to my liking
>And sometimes changes it just to fuck with me and give me new kinks

Yes please.

>> No.14279441
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14279441

>>14279396
Cute wolfgirl, but she's got competition.

>> No.14279449

>>14279421
With all the threads being mostly about MGE monstergirls, you think people wouldn't read the encyclopedia pages they are based on?

>> No.14279450

>>14279317
Yeah but it doesn't really fit what a Tindalos can do. But then again, this is coming from a faggot who uses Hellraiser as a basis for erotic horror.

Wire Twins in Inferno are GOAT.

>> No.14279453

Less than a day till the new girl now if KC is back on schedule.

What's it going to be and will he do a double release to make up for last week's failure to deliver? My guess is on a Homunculus.

>> No.14279457

>>14279449
The encyclopedia page states that the lich imbues herself and her partner with lust and sensitivity spells, but it makes no allusions to physical body modification.

>> No.14279458

>>14279453
Kitsune Sith

>> No.14279463
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>>14279453
Automaton pls.

>> No.14279474

>>14279457
I think the point was just making, "People don't think to do obvious things".

>> No.14279475
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14279475

Je l'aime.

>> No.14279486

>>14279453
Calling it now, Phoenix

>> No.14279497
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>>14279453
New Fox woman variant.

>> No.14279499

>>14279486
Watch him try to make people even angrier by doing Nuckelavee.

>> No.14279505
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>>14279486
It makes me think, KC writing up a monstergirl the thread's already had ideas for is kind of a mixed bag.
On the one hand, it'll make that type of monstergirl more popular, but on the other, nothing he writes will be as interesting as what the thread comes up with.

>> No.14279507

>>14279475
What a delightful amount of underboob.

>> No.14279511

>>14279497
Enjoy your vaycay.

>> No.14279515

>>14279505
>Implying anybody has written anything about Shoggoth
Nice try.

>> No.14279516

>>14279497
None of the other anons who go on vacation will bring me back a souvenir, will you do it for me this time anon?

>> No.14279517

>>14279499
>Skeleton+Centaur hybrid
I can dig it.

>> No.14279518

>>14279505
>nothing he writes will be as interesting as what the thread comes up with.
>Claiming Threadcanon is ever any kind of good
Oh my sides...
But yeah that "Eternal Childhood Romance" shit we've thought up for Phoenix is pretty damn nice.

>> No.14279522

>>14279497
I prefer having my liver, along with everything else, intact, thank you very much.

>> No.14279530

>>14279453
Pumpkin lass

>> No.14279532
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>>14279517
>Wanting a Quelaag-style Horse pussy skeleton... thing
>MFW KC will never do Kelpie, Melusinde, Banshee, Glaistig
>Simurgh, Leviathan, Ziz, Roc, Pan Faun
>Various Lovecraftian girls that aren't Ithaqua (Wendigo), Star Spawn of Cthulhu (Mindflayer), or Shoggoth (Hodor)

>> No.14279533
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14279533

just dropping of a screencap I made a while back. had another one ready to go, but it turns out my capture tool cropped off some of the text at the end, making it useless.
oh well.

>> No.14279536

>>14279475
Dat bellybutton

I normally dont even care about them.

>> No.14279537

>>14279532
I compiled a short list of some other original-ish ideas the thread came up with. There's a few good ones there, I think.

Phoenix harpy
Hummingbird harpy
Firefly girl
Barghest wolfgirl
Spiny flower mantis girl
Pink orchid mantis girl
Mole girl
Sabretooth tiger-girl
Longisquama lizard girl
Coeurl catgirl
Kangaroo girl
Jötunns
Peacock
Onryo (spirit kejourou)
Hannya
Banshee
Gila Monster
Viy
Tiamat
Nuwa
Behemoth
Leviathan
Ziz (biblical beasts)
Triffids
Automaton girl
Four horsemen girls
Killer whale girl
Crocodile girl
Squirrel girl
Sea otter girl
Kiwi harpy
Platypus girl
Spring heeled Jack.
Panther girl
Jörmungandr
Fenrir
Siberian Husky girl
Flatwoods Monster
Watcher angels (Enoch)
Samyaza
Nephilim
Jersey Devil
Starfish girl
Sea Urchin girl
Coral girl (technically an animal)
Kelp dryad
Shark girl
Kelpie

>> No.14279538

>>14279532
>Kelpie
>Banshee
>Leviathan
>Roc
Sign me the fuck up.

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>>14278415
>You will never squire for a Monster Girl knight of noble birth. As part of some political agreement between families.

>> No.14279542

>>14279532
>Leviathan
This and Hydra is all I want

>> No.14279544
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14279544

>>14279536
Isn't it just divine?

>> No.14279545

>>14279537
>Hannya
>Viy
>Coeurl
>Onryo
>Banshee

You have my attention.

>Gila Monster

Rocks. My waifu she rocks and rollls.

>> No.14279549

>>14279533
Thanks for sharing anon. Always lovely to have more Anubis content.
>That first post
>"Saddening"
I think that might be me cause I use that as a one-word reply for these kinds of greentexts all the damn time...

>> No.14279550

>>14279537
Since I'm an autismal fuck, an Onryō isn't the same thing as a Kejourou. I can see where the thread is going with it because of the long hair but the difference is one is a youkai and the other is a spooky ghost.

>> No.14279552

>>14279537
Why no make your own profiles? Or is that another no-no in this thread?

>> No.14279556

>>14279416

>Stirring a pot of soup and holding up a recipe book with her hair, and preparing whatever ingredients needed by hand.

>> No.14279558

>Onryo MGE
Pls no

>> No.14279559

>>14279552
Yes let's all make some good old steel donuts, I mean that worked out so well in the past.
I'm gonna make an ice bear beastman, but her hair is actually silver and she has blue and green eyes and can make you cum by chewing on your dick.

>> No.14279561

>>14279538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pxFcFI6lvg

>Roc Harpy immigrates to Scotland
>I seen her, I did. She carried of fifty men, fifty, as if they were one.
>One hundred men. Snatched them away like...
>Moses and the Hebrews

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>>14279537
Chuck in the Taniwha, Chupacabra, The Sandwoman and the Boogeywoman as well.

>> No.14279563

>>14279559
Yes let's stop all OC altogether.

>> No.14279564
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>>14279558
Pls yes. Gimme dat Zipangu ghost KC.

>> No.14279565

>>14279563
go read two or more praxis profiles and tell me I'm wrong.

>> No.14279567

>>14279565
No.

>> No.14279568

Which one of you made a thread on /a/?
>>132801535

>> No.14279570

>>14279559
Originally does not equal Donut Steel.

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>>14279416

do you mean the image on the right by chance?

>> No.14279580

>>14279568
IT WAS ME AUSTIN

>> No.14279581
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>>14279564
>Zipangu ghost
>KC bases her on Kirie from Project Zero
YOU WILL BE QUARTERED HUSBANDO, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

>> No.14279586

>>14279568
Stop trying to start shit when you can't even link to posts correctly.

>> No.14279587

>>14279537
>Hannya
Fuck yes. We need some sort of yandere Oni subspecies.

I also want to see an Inugami or Wolf Tengu girl.

>> No.14279592

>>14279572
Yes, and thanks.

>> No.14279596

>>14279580
Aw, sunava bitch

>> No.14279605

>>14279586
Its my first week on 4chan, cut me some slack jack.

>> No.14279607

>>14279497
>>14279511
>>14279516
Aww crap, posted wrong image, and it wont let me delete it, see you in a few days I guess

If the mod deletes this and doesn't ban me, thanks.

>> No.14279608

>>14279605
careful where you admit that, newfriend.

>> No.14279613

>You're an adventurer with The Guild
>You get your first assignment:
>"Investigate The Cavern Archives of Tír na rúin"
>After making your way to the town closest to the site, you gather that apparently there's a Gazer residing within
>Gazers are rare and you don't know much about them. but you have an idea for how to handle this one
>After entering into the cavern you're stunned
>The cavern's interior is ornately carved and the walls have been mostly carved into bookcases, lined with uncountable tomes
>It's more hospitable than you would've thought, the way is lit using mana-lamps which cast a mellow green light
>You eventually reach some sort of massive central room, there's a large mezzanine, upon which you see a humanoid silhouette
>The figure dramatically walks towards you, a bit like a fashion model on a stage
>"HUMAN, WHY HAVE YOU ENTERED MY REALM? STATE YOUR INTENT LEST YOU BE ...DISPOSED OF!!!"
>She finally stops just inches from your face; she's short, maybe 5'2
>"NARY HAVE I LAID THESE EYES PONST A MAN SUCH AS..."
>You sense your opening and you decide to use the ace up your sleeve
>Cayenne Pepper: you blow some directly into her massive eye
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-WAAAA-WAAAAWAA-EEHHHH-EHHEHAH?!?"
>First she sneezes several times, then she begins to cry and cry HARD
>You seize your chance and tackle her to the ground, blindfolding her big eye, and bind her hands, feet, and tentacles
>You hoist her over your shoulder and set to leave the archives, she cries for the entire way
>You emerge into the sun, she's still crying
>You arrive at your camp and she's still crying
>You put away your things and settle down, there's no end in sight to her tears
>The tiny girl crying pulls at something primal inside you
>"Uhhhh... I'm really sorry, does that hurt really bad? Sorry, sorry, is there anything I can do for you? P-Please stop crying!"
>"YES, YES IT HURTS, OF COURSE IT HURTS, WHY DID YOU...?!"
>You lay her head upon your lap and remove the blindfold as you open your canteen
>"Hey hold your eye open, alright?"
>She squirms and grunts but keeps it open as you poor the refreshing water onto to her enflamed eye
>You don't know if it helped but you begin stroking her head in an effort to comfort her
>She wiggles and mutters under her breath

continue?

>> No.14279616

>>14279537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXDOJ7z_vlg

Rokurokubi MG when?

>> No.14279618

>>14279559
Donut steel would be actually naming the character instead of making it in the same style of MGE where it's a generalization of the species from word-of-mouth to the author full of half-truths and hyperbole. Then getting bitchy and passive-aggressive when people don't like said character because it detracts from the nature of MGE.

>> No.14279627

>>14279613
That scoundrel, using cayenne pepper for the sake of being an asshole instead of using it as an ingredient or seasoning.
>continue?
Yep.

>> No.14279635

>>14279618
I did a bunch of OCish races, mainly kitsune variants, a while ago, I got a positive response, I'd say it's not a bad idea.

>> No.14279640

>>14279635
You also drew some of those, did you not?

>> No.14279641

>>14279544
Is Manyakis working on this?

>> No.14279650

Black Dragon when, KC?
Zombie Dragon when?
Gothic lolita Dracolich when?
Metal Slime when?
Phoenix when?
Hydra when?

>> No.14279659

>>14279650
>Black Dragon
Not for a while he says of chromatics; even the lewdest of them.
>Zombie Dragon
If he doesn't do a profile, I'd at least like some art of 'em...maybe in MGE-2?
>Gothic Lolita Dracolich
I doubt it but that is top-tier right there.
>Metal Slime
I thought he'd do it as soon as he got the PS4 tbh
>Phoenix
Soon I hope.
>Hydra
Not even sure how you'd pull that off...

>> No.14279661

>>14279613
>You continue hold her head in your lap as you pat her head and rub her back
>You can see her grimace but she never stops you from doing so
>Eventually she weakly thrases until you move your hands away and slowly opens her eye
>"W-What do you think your doing, huh? What did I do to you? What're you gonna do? Kill me? Rape me? Why? Huh?!"
>"I hadn't really thought about it, I got told to investigate your home and since you're a monster and all, I kinda assumed you were the problem. They didn't tell me to kill you ...or rape you, so we'll see what happens, I guess? Maybe you've got a bounty or something? Maybe I'll just release you somewhere faraway or something?" you shrug
>She trashes some more but doesn't ask anymore questions
>you kick back and begin to whittle
>"HEY?!"
>"'Hey' what?"
>"You're just going to mess around while I'm just laying here in the dirt?"
>"Can't think of anything better to do, it's late so I was planning on staying her for the night."
>She bears her sharp teeth at you and does her best to flop over so that she doesn't have to look at you

>> No.14279665

>>14279640
yes, with my incredibly mediocre drawing skills.

>> No.14279668

>>14279661
She's adorable.
>>14279665
You'll steadily improve as time goes on.

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Dead thread.

>> No.14279706

>>14279661
>It's night now and you've started a nice campfire to offset the harsh chill this area is known for
>Bored with whittling, you've begun reading while eating some jerky (the only food you brought with you)
>You hear the Gazer's stomach rumble as she lies in the shadows, just outside the range of the fire
>"Hungry?"
>"NO."
>You don't push the issue and keep reading
>About 15 minutes pass before you hear the Gazer begin to grumble
>"What's that? I can't hear you."
>"I'm hungry...please...feed me."
>You pull a piece of jerky out and flip her over, dangling the morsel above her mouth
>"Can you please untie me, just let me eat by myself."
>"Nope."
>She blushes and bites her lip as her eye quivers, analyzing the situation
>Suddenly, like a shark or perhaps and alligator, she lunges upwards and snaps the jerky from your fingers
>You're pretty sure the fingers were her actual target, luckily she missed
>She lies on her side, awkwardly chewing the jerky, much too large for her mouth
>"You're cold, right?"
>"Y-Yes..."
>You drag her by the armpits, closer to the fire "I assumed so, I mean you're basically naked, right?
>She hisses "N-N-Naked? *TCH* I'm covered, see my dark coating? Sorry if it doesn't meet you laughable human standards for 'dress.'"
>You go back to reading
>"...W-What are you reading there?"
>You tell her about the book and it turns out not only has she read it, but she's an avid reader much like yourself
>You lose track of time as you two merrily discuss your favorite books

>> No.14279708

>>14279703
That zombie has nice bone marrow.

>> No.14279716

>>14279706
comfy

>> No.14279717

I don't know if it's been said yet, but we got a new chapter of that T-rex girl manga today.

>> No.14279742

>>14279659
My guess for Hydra is if her first orgasm is stopped for whatever reason, the second one would be twice as powerful.

>> No.14279747

>>14279742
>"Ruin one orgasm, and two more shall take its place!"
...can women even experience ruined orgasms actually?

>> No.14279761

>>14279706
I'm sick and I don't like how this is turning out, so fuck it. Here's the rest of it:

>It gets way to cold to leaver her out
>You bring her inside the tent and cuddle her to keep her from freezing
>She obviously resists at first but eventually gives in
>You wake up in the morning and you've both ended up intimately cuddling
>She's obviously embarrassed by this (so are you)
>You keep travelling together
>You keep warming up to one another and become fast friends after it turns out you have so much in common
>She slowly transitions from prisoner to partner
>You two fall in love
>You return to the archives eventually and fix them up, turning it into your home
>Pop out a buncha daughterus
>Happy (but odd) home life
>Your wealth and stature grow as you both rise in The Guild and convert the archives into a sort of tourist attraction/destination for scholars

also:

>She turns out to be smart but naive and chuuni-esque due to having no real contact with the outside world and reading lots of fantasy books

>> No.14279769

>>14279761
Short but sweet, I liked it.

Are you the same anon that wrote that bakery Dragon thing a while back, but couldn't continue due to illness?

>> No.14279774

>>14279769
No, I have no idea about that, sorry.

>> No.14279781

>>14279747
Uh ya

>> No.14279784

>>14279774
Ah.

>> No.14279814

Thread is dying and we don't even have any images left to post nurse MGs to save us.

>> No.14279831

>>14279814
We're only six threads away from being bumped off the board too.

>> No.14279832

>>14279814
>still 6 places to go
Oh heavenly mother, give us strength.

>> No.14279849

I want to be friends with a monstergirl

>> No.14279853

>>14279849
How?

>> No.14279857

>>14277604
w-what is this from? ;_;

>> No.14279858

>>14279853
Elec†ronica.

>> No.14279887

>>14279849
I want to be friends with benefits with a monstergirl

>> No.14279899

>>14279635
It's not a bad idea. That wasn't what I was getting at. What I'm getting at is allowing your ego to become a sort of Dura-Last barrier between actual criticism and what you've produced.

Don't get on the defensive if somebody doesn't like your idea (Like if you did Cu Sith before KC and intentionally made her furry), even if you're kind of in the wrong about it. Part of the niceties of MGE is there's only a few set rules about what you can do, but it's up to your judgment as to what to make since you either do or don't want to rile the thread up.

See:

>That shitty blue dress Lilim who embodies being a liberal
>Bob's Gnoll, you know the one
>Cu Sith and Cait Sith
>Monsterboys in every shape or form outside of /tg/ or generic fantasy
>Fetishes that are bound to piss people off such as guro, netorare, yaoi, yuri, ryona, waterworks, dick shitting nipples, etc

>> No.14279910

>>14279899
>That shitty blue dress Lilim who embodies being a liberal
It's a shame. You had a good post up to and after that point.

>> No.14279916

>>14279899
Hey now, shitting dick nipples is a perfectly healthy and adorable fetish.

>> No.14279917

I want to run up to an Ogre and yell out my loudest war cry!

>> No.14279923

>>14279917
But that'll hurt her ears.

>> No.14279924

>>14279910
I'm starting to think ELH must be truly having a reverse stalker in this thread.

>> No.14279930

>>14279923
oh... I'll apologize then and leave her alone, I thought she'd be up for a war cry contest.

>> No.14279931

>>14279924
Y'know, there's been an influx of stalkers lately
ELH has a stalker
.Less has a stalker
There could be someone stalking you RIGHT NOW

>> No.14279933

I only just remembered now, but Bromont had a story running using the ghost-posting feature on archive.moe.
With that gone, where did that story end up? Was it saved to somewhere else?

>> No.14279937

>>14279761
When did he untie her? Did he ever?

>> No.14279938

>>14279916
>>14279916
But it's moreso /d/ than for in here. Same thing with male Elves. Yes, they exist in MGE, same with presumably male Dwarves. But that's because it's been stated that both of the Mamano versions of said races have been succubized. Or some bollocks like that, I don't fucking know.

Point of it is, that unless you have a guy who by your own judgment is Ash Ketchum levels of Gary Stu SEES ALL THAT CAN BE SEEN. bullshit, there's no real reason to include them in your story in any capacity.

The faggot interacts with more goddamned Legendaries than any other Pokémon character in either the anime or manga canons. I swear to unholy fuck I hate them for that.

>> No.14279939

>>14279924
>stalker
>complains about ELH's OC whenever it gets brought up.
Kek

>> No.14279943

>>14276286

>Space Jin.

The smiling one. Oh, God the smiling one.

She seems less likely to destroy my nards.

>> No.14279944

>>14279938
He's saved the world how many times, and isn't world famous? Guess you actually have to be good at battles to be notable.

>> No.14279945

>>14279938
I was just kidding about the shitting dick nipples thing.

But your point is still valid. Those legendary encounters are WASTED on him.

>> No.14279948

>>14279939
The word you're looking for is hypocrite.

>> No.14279951

>>14279899
>>14279938
Shoggocks pls. I'm more than sure that that anon already knows how things roll here.

>> No.14279959

>>14279944
>>14279945
http://i.imgur.com/7654XuW.jpg

I'm more salty this is never getting an anime given that Lance went full Harry Truman at one point and was nuking cities with a Dragonite's Hyper Beam

>> No.14279964

>>14279931
My only hope is that she has antennae.
Here should be the grinning Mantis pic, but image limit won't let me.

>>14279939
Hence why I said reverse, and someone jumped at ELH whenever he updated a couple of times too.

>> No.14279972

When is someone going to write a lewd story about a holstaurus in zero gravity?
I mean, think about it. The monstergirl with the best breasts, in the best environment for breasts. It only makes sense.

>> No.14279981

>>14279951
I am not Him, and He is not Me.

>> No.14279983

>>14279972
>lapping up you're Holstaur waifus milk droplets as you float in zero gravity

>> No.14279985

>>14279937
that's left to the reader's imagination.

>> No.14279988

>>14279964
Oh, I thought you were the other anon.

>> No.14279989

>>14279972
Because that goes against the man meets x monstger girl and is then raped by her hivemind.

That and holsts are normally submissive monster girls.

>> No.14279993

>>14279983
And every collision would be soft as ever.

>> No.14279996

>>14279983
Exactly. Actually, just imagine a holstaurus and an apsara in zero g.
Both of them are lactating, and the droplets which you don't get to in time, the apsara absorbs into her streams of milk, incorporating it into her weightless dance.

>> No.14280002

>>14279996
I'm surprised that we still lack art of lactating Apsaras.

>> No.14280004

>>14279993
>Holst making "pew pew pew, bang bang bang" noises as she squirts milk at her husband

>> No.14280010

>>14279931
There's a yandere inside of you. She's been with you ever since you were born, and she'll be with you when you die. Always the shoulder for you to cry on, always there to carry you.

In her own way, she's already 'one' with you.

>> No.14280023

It appears that we're the last in line.

>> No.14280024

>>14280010
But when you die, your soul leaves her behind
She waits patiently, thinking that you'd return. Sitting in silence. In darkness. In the cold. But you never do
Truly a tragic tale

>> No.14280062

>>14279993
Now I'm imagining a flustered holst mooing as she bumbles about, bouncing from ceiling to wall to Anon, using her breasts as airbags.
You have to take responsibility for these thoughts.

>> No.14280075

How early would harpies learn to fly? Would it vary depending on species?
Put picture of little crow tengu here.

>> No.14280083

>>14280075
They would learn from their mothers.

>> No.14280085

>>14280075
Imagine a house where the roof is littered with loli tengu shaped marks and loli tengu shaped holes.

>yfw 1 giant CC tengu shaped hole in the midst of it

>> No.14280087

>>14280083
Freaking typo. When* would harpies learn to fly?

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