/jp/ - Otaku Culture

P.S: Every day until you like it.

First for the Order. Long live humanity.

>>14267586
Aw come on, that's not hardcore. Hardcore is like, BDSM, humiliation, CBT and shit. What i posted is slightly extreme at most.

I'm new here, how does monster girl work?

>>14267621
>Take monster
>Turn her into girl, mostly
>Give dick
Welcome.

>>14267619
Better luck next time, bud.

>>14267620
I know this is bait but it's still hilarious.

>>14267610
But they're one of the most vanilla girls. Far from terrible.

Sahuagins are cute

>>14267629
I'm being 100% legit. How is it bait?

Chubwocks are for

Holstaurus wearing cute fluffy Autumn clothing!

>>14267634
Burning the fat off. Literally, with a flamethrower.

>>14267621
Talk about which girl with monstrous features you would fug or cuddle.

>>14267633
>Impossible nipple fucking, giant insertion, and double dicks is less hardcore than leather outfits and roleplay

This shit just writes itself.

>>14267634
Having long, passionate cuddle sex with and for receiving/getting massages from.

>>14267638
now thats rude

>>14267634
Belly kisses.

>>14267634
Buying drinks and snuggling.

>>14267640
M-maybe I spent too long on /d/. But that's a lot more than just leather outfits and roleplay. Like nipple fucking. That's tame as shit compared to being stepped on and whipped.

>>14267630
I don't know man, I'd way rather have Okayado's sheep girl as a waifu than someone who puts me to sleep if I hug them and then rapes me.

>>14267634
Tummy spankings.

>>14267651
But it's comfy rape with headpats and everything.

>>14267637
Yes, all the yes! I want this to happen, girls in flannels/sweaters/winter clothing are underrated in how sexy it can look on them. I want to cuddle a Holst wearing a cozy sweater while the cool autumn weather is going on outside.

>>14267649
>Body horror is tame compared to mild pain and bondage
It's still just as funny to read the fourth time.

>>14267657
>Body horror
...What? You know I have never once even thought of it that way. What's horrific about it? Wait, is this how other people see it?

>>14267649
>Fucking a non-orifice is tame

So, how about dem ears and armpits?

Wurm being mind-blown about the leaves changing colour and falling!

>>14267661
>So, how about dem ears and armpits?
The weird man's paizuri? I dunno, I was never into aural fucking and armpits do nothing for me.

>>14267654
Might be but at the moment my favorite monster from MGE would be >>14267637 Holstaurus, easily.
Not because I'm all that vanilla, I just don't like that fake docility they have

Give praise to wurms

Which monster girl does anal the best?

>>14267660
It's straight up body horror. You'd understand that if you knew how a real nipple works at all. It's about the same tier as stuffing your dick up a nostril or in an ear canal. Worse even, as there's no orifice in a nipple in the first place.

>>14267637
So holst is clearly bet monster girl right?

>Tig ol' bitties
>Loyal
>Gentle
>Self replenishing commodity

>>14267669
That's the standby everybody chooses when they can't think of anything else to make a girl interesting. "What's special about her? Buttslut." Sooooo, a lot. Except for the Anubis. That one is a bob pun. "They're anal. They like anal. Get it?"

Revere wurms

>>14267660
>What's horrific about it?
Not that anon, but I go on /d/, I can't give less of a shit what gets you off, even if by /d/'s standards I am pretty fucking vanilla.
Still there's something messed up about taking a very small hole that is in no way supposed to be fucked, stretching it to a massive limit or possibly even beyond, like some strange, fleshy, pinkish, wonder-elastic, and roughly jamming your dick into the newly expanded cavity.
It's on /d/ for a reason, dude. A lot of shit from /d/ is classifiably body horror. That isn't to say that people don't get off to body horror, Giger got off to Alien, but it's still fucking horrific to most of the human population.

Hope that helps you figure out how weird you are.

>>14267672
>bet
you want one to be a dealer at a casino?

>>14267672
If she becomes a Lich or Wight, sure.

>"You 'mirin'?"

>>14267671
You don't think about the logistics, it's just hot to see. Fuck, this is /mgt/. Not thinking about the logistics is what we DO here. Maybe mamono mana makes it so that inverted nipples are like onaholes, and you can cum into 'em the same way milk can come out of 'em. Wait, does that mean that there's a chance the holst milk you buy is mixed with another man's cum? that's kina gross.

>>14267679
>Still there's something messed up about taking a very small hole that is in no way supposed to be fucked, stretching it to a massive limit or possibly even beyond, like some strange, fleshy, pinkish, wonder-elastic, and roughly jamming your dick into the newly expanded cavity.
See, that's just hot to me.

Update from line 1323:
http://pastebin.com/M5R6YYbZ

Hopefully it's to people's liking. I struggle with fight scenes sometimes.

>>14267683
Can I feel them?

>>14267684
>it's just hot to see
It's not. It just is to you. That's what you seem to have a problem understanding. That and how left field it really is.

>>14267683
Yes.

>>14267683
Ah! An adventurer! Please noble bovine, bring me 6 fox pelts!

>>14267690
Can I touch the cow?

Make yourself an offered unto wurms

>>14267684
>See, that's just hot to me.
Again, I point to Giger.
You're a slightly less weird and considerably less talented Giger, Anon. A chestburster-pregnancy isn't more vanilla than a woman in a leather outfit.

>>14267684
Milk comes out of nipples from half a dozen glands. There is no orifice. You don't understand the anatomy of mammaries at all. You're like one of those vorephiles that think being digested would be pleasant instead of blinding screaming agony.

>>14267690
Oh man I want to touch that cow.

>>14267689
But, I mean, the fetish exists. It's a thing. A fairly common thing, not the most, but it's not stupid specific either. If there's a hole, it's in human nature to want to fuck it, and you see inverted nipple-d tittymonsters everywehere. What's taking me aback is the fact that I seem to be the only one here who thinks it's relatively normal.

>>14267696
Who is this giger?

>>14267699
No, but if things come out of glands, then they can go into glands, that's what I was implying. I get that the tit isn't just hollow.

>>14267686
That's not really appropriate for public, anon.

>>14267703
There is no hole dumbass. Fucking a milk gland is like fucking a sweat gland. That's the size of them.

>>14267694
She will need you to be hands-on, yes.

>>14267703
>Who is Giger
God damn man, just god damn.

>>14267704
I mean her muscles. She's so strong, she must get plenty of men.

>>14267703
>What's taking me aback is the fact that I seem to be the only one here who thinks it's relatively normal.
You said you browse /d/, didn't you? Think about that for a moment. You're talking about a board specifically made for INTERNET sexual deviants. You know, the weirdest most perverted kind. You look at that, you get an impression, and that impression is completely off from the norm for the rest of the world. Like what you like but don't be at all surprised if no one else enjoys your fetishes when you leave that board.

yandere monster girls

>>14267708
>Filling up that fast
Hot damn

>>14267703
>Who is this giger?
H. R. Giger, artist behind the infamous xenomorph from the movie Alien. He is known for his works in body-horror, which turned him on. This comes as a surprise to no one with the amount of strange sexual shit he has drawn, and the fact that the xenomorph is a strange phallic-creature covered in tubes, if you really get down to it.

>>14267705
>There's no hole
Think flexibly. If there's no hole how does the milk get out? It has to be permeable. Then a dose of mamono mana to finish the job, no matter how microsopic the hole, fuck man I just said that this wasn't a logistics fetish. How does your hard-line mentality even fit in a thread about monsters, some of which are literally just fire. Come on, dude.

>>14267711
Googled him, I've seen some of his work, I just didn't know him by name.

>>14267718
I'm not surprised no one enjoys it, people are entitled to whatever. I'm surprised no one even considers it a thing to be sexualised.

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Something something dire warning, something something dark evil awakening.

>>14267730
>I'm surprised no one even considers it a thing to be sexualised.
People enjoy tits, Anon, but most not quite like you do.
Just accept this fact and move on so we can try and forget about how goddamn weird you are to think this shit is normal.

>>14267730
>I'm surprised no one even considers it a thing to be sexualised.
The same logic applies, especially given that there is no hole and people normally work with the cleavage if they need somewhere to put their dicks.

>>14267721
>Her size increases between panels
I never noticed that before. Damn.

>>14267736
Don't be lazy.

>>14267721
And she still tries to spice things up.

>>14267740
I never thought it was 'normal' I just didn't think it was 'that' weird. Oh well.

>>14267751
I can be as lazy as I want.

Not my fault the owl harpy warned me about some ancient evil when I was feeling particularly sleepy.

>>14267752
That's just too cute. Shame so much of his stuff lately has been expansion-tier and multi-boobs.

>>14267753
Your one step above vore and two steps above tile anon. But you're far below all the other stuff you listed as "more hardcore".

>>14267752
Should I know this character if I'm going to post in these threads
Because I've only seen the "touch the cow" picture of her before

>>14267753
Eh, it's pretty weird man. A lot of people here probably can't complain, though, and it's certainly not the worst fetish to have.
But it's certainly weirder than someone in latex.

>>14267758
>Your one step above vore and two steps above tile anon.
Alright, the vore thing makes sense in a way, but I wouldn't put him that close to tile anon. There's a lot of shit you can put in between that and tile anon, I don't know what off the top of my head, but that's just weird to a whole other level.

>>14267756
Chill out dude, i'm sorry, okay? Good night.

>>14267757
Both the comics posted so far have been expansion tier. So it's no surprise. Fetish people like that tend to start out on the edge and then keep pushing it into unrecognizable.

>>14267759
Naw.

>>14267756
>"When you go to sleep, you die, and someone else wakes up in your body, thinking they're you."

>>14267766
You should be.

Now I can't remember where the ancient evil was supposed to arise.

Whatever, we can deal with that when it happens.

Good night anon, take care.

>>14267770
Stop being cryptic and tell the man about the ancient evil!

>>14267770
Where is Shell Beach?

>>14267759
Nah, but you will need to lurk a lot, and I mean a fucking lot.

>>14267612
Swarm of legal loli piranha Sahuagins when?

>>14267753
You're pretty far down the rabbit hole, friend.
Don't worry, there's no problem with that as long as you learn to recognize it.

>>14267772
>Stop being cryptic and tell the man about the ancient evil!

She is the ancient evil!

>>14267759
I only see these little bits of her too. Don't worry about it.

>>14267780
Dammit Shamalamadingdong!
Why can't things just make sense?

>>14267764
Is tile anon or necropedo weirder?

>>14267775
I want to tease them by standing just out of reach of their leaping distance. Laughing as they get more and more flustered.

>>14267780
>You're the ancient evil aren't you?
>Who
>You!
>WHO!

And while they argued, the dastardly first baseman put his villainous plans into action.

>>14267788
Tile anon is unique, necropedo is just a wacko.

>>14267612
I want to take a Sahuagin to the JAV pool!

Beautiful full moon out tonight.

>>14267685
How do you pronounce that name?

Hi.

Gah, I need sleep. G'night anons.

>>14267795
Do Sahuagins have a cloaca? Asking for a friend.

>>14267797
Too bad I can't see it because of a Hurricane.

>>14267758
>tile anon
Who?

>>14267800
Fresh meat has arrived! Summon the Alps!

>>14267798
I always imagined it to be ill-oath

>>14267774
I mean, obviously, I'm not sure what I'm even doing here, I just have a faint hunch that I might draw cowgirls

>>14267759
Not unless you want to get into the Church of Hathor..

>>14267802
Why would your friend want to know that?

>>14267801
I want to fuck that cow all night and day.

>>14267810
I want to bully Hathor.

>>14267808
Anon/possible drawfag from the /a/ threads, don't promise things you can't/wont commit to. Because I need, NEED, more cowgirls in my life and right now the closest I can get is pictures.

>>14267808
Just do it, don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>14267798
OC Donut Steel

Seriously, look at all that cash he poured into art commissions.

>>14267806
What?

>>14267805
>Not knowing tile anon
What rock do you live under?

>>14267824
>Not posting the extended version with the followup parts.

Pot, meet kettle.

>>14267807
Ill use that then
thanks

>>14267806
But the alps are tired.

>>14267814
I want to throw yogurt on her

>>14267824
It's hilarious how much that guy's confusion mirrors the one in this thread.

>>14267816
>>14267817
>possible drawfag from the /a/ threads
More like thread, I only go to the Monmusu thread
Only things stopping me are self doubt and the need draw my waifu, Cerea
And I don't want to let /monmusu/ die

>>14267830
I want to throw more yogurt on her.

>>14267819
>Using buzzwords
>Being this salty it's not art of your waifu

>>14267826
I have it, I just went with the abbreviated version

>>14267833
You do know that they split off from us during the exodus right? This place is the original.

>>14267824
>/v/
That would explain it.

>>14267835
>That one highly passive-aggressive anon that magically appears whenever anyone criticizes ELH's story/website/commissions

Hi, not!ELH.

>>14267798
I don't know, I just call her magma tits.

>>14267833
Don't worry, this place is magical, you will eventually find your place or you will just leave. I wish you would stay though, drawfags are always welcome.

>>14267841
> That one faggot who magically appears to spam buzzwords whenever he posts an update

Hi Saltyfag

>>14267841
>>14267844
Calm down guys, wouldn't you fuck that dragon? That's what's important.

>>14267848
Not a fan of stuff lifted from Monster Hunter really. Rather have something more rooted in DnD.

>>14267848
There are better Akantors.

>>14267848
I like my dragons small and cozy.

>>14267838
I do not know what happened except that /mmg/ was banned from /a/ some time.
>>14267843
I hope, I do like Monster Girls, just that the only series that's got my attention so far is Monmusu.
And Iike drawing them as well, I'm just not that good at it

>>14267806
The alps are already sneaking into the sahuagin's pool!

>>14267848
Is it a dragon?
>>14267850
This, definitely. White yan dragon a best.

>>14267850
She's a match for the Volcanic Dragons there if you consult the Draconomicon. Just saying.

>>14267854
I want a Dragon to blow hot air into the back of my shirt while cuddling me.

>>14267859
>I do not know what happened except that /mmg/ was banned from /a/ some time.

Somebody post Waterworld and educate this man!

>>14267853
Maybe, but it still looks nice

>>14267853
I'd rather hate-fuck a deviljho.

>>14267860
So? It's just a pool.

>>14267864
Not visually. She's 100% Monster Hunter clone.

>>14267870
Not if it hate fucks you first

>>14267861
>Gold tsun dragon a best.
Fixed.

>>14267870
>Hate-fucking infinite rage & hunger
It's like yo want to die horribly

>>14267867
Mine are all out of order. Someone else do it.

>>14267875
But that's impossible because he would hate fuck her first.

>>14267859

>>14267870
You fool! you know not what you do!

>>14267883

>>14267873
Maybe if you just consider the headcrest. But otherwise she's got the magma stuff going on like the actual thing.

>>14267887

>>14267876
>laying low my fetish of yan personality

YOU HAVE BLACKENED MY WHITES

NOW I SHALL RED YOURS

>>14267883
>>14267887
>>14267889
Ah the tales of old, gather round children for the history of our people.

>>14267889

>>14267893
It's like I'm watching history unfold

>>14267890
Would a yan dragon forbid you from wearing clothes and turn off the heating so you'd have to stay right next to her at all times?

>>14267876
Freddy is so fucking hot holy shit

>>14267873
>She's 100% Monster Hunter clone.

The basis for her art is a hybrid of two Monster Hunter anthromorphization characters from pixiv (see link). So for all intents and purposes you are correct, it is a copy of Monster Hunter art with a re-colour.

http://imgur.com/a/1UP3m#7

How would your golem waifu react to uncanny valley robots?
How would she react to early sexbots?

>>14267891
And so we tell the tell, and we 'member.

>>14267893
tl;dr
Some mod didn't wanted us in /a/.
We left.
The end.

>>14267909
And then the mod got fired.

>>14267901
You know it muhfugga. She also triggers my CBT fetish with her healing bite. She could get you off just by sinking her teeth into your knob over and over again until you came from it, and you'd be healed in an instant.

>>14267868
Would you challenge her to a drinking match.

>>14267900
God yes, that's sounds comfy, especially because it's freezing here.

>>14267893
>futacat audiobook
Is joke, yes?

>>14267848
To be entirely honest, I've got mixed feelings reading about cool-headed monstergirls mostly unconcerned with sex or intimacy. Must be just my sense of entitlement feeling threatened deep down, huh.
But as a person she's alright. I fear to imagine what you'd need to get through to deserve her type's attention though.

>>14267919
Nope. It's probably still up on youtube.

>>14267919
Audiobook yes, futacat sadly no.

>>14267913
Oh fuck that.

>>14267921
Wait seriously? That actually was a thing?

>>14267926
Yes, Freddy is very fuckable.

>>14267928
We don't speak about it.

>>14267928
Yes, many terrible things are true that have been forgotten.

>>14267928
It could be, people do readings of fanfics and other shit all the time.
I'd hate for my crap to be there.

>>14267758
>>14267764
>>14267777
Okay so, as a side note, you all hones in on BDSM in comparison to nipple penetration. where do you rate the other things like CBT and humiliation. Not plays, mind you, but actually getting off on being humiliated dishonored and shamed?

>>14267930
I wouldn't know because I didn't watch/read that pile of crap.

>>14267921
Welp. Time to kill myself. Spaghetti.

>>14267930
That playfulness makes her 100 times as desirable, even when she's got the best butt in the world to begin with.

>>14267937
I don't even know what it's from, top that conformist.

>>14267935
Bitchboy fetishes, like footfaggotry. Looked down on but not nearly as much as yours. Like the other guy said, you're pretty far down the rabbit hole.

>>14267937
Chaika had a ton of great girls in it.
Freddy was the best of them all, with Red Chaika coming in second place.

>>14267868
>>14267888
>>14267904

>Google Akantor
>Magma-dwelling black dragon

So ELH's character actually is basically an Akantor clone. I thought you guys just said that because they looked similar because, being MH-style dragon girls. But the char design sheet says it's just an Akantor with magma highlights and fur, and it's probably no coincidence that all the (official) Akantor art has magma in the background.

So does the story actually take place in alternative monster-hunter land, or is that character the only thing really copied from that setting?

>>14267940
Shit, you win this round you butt.

>>14267909
So pretty much what I thought happened.

>>14267937
Wow
Rude!

>>14267880
>Man vs deviljho in who can out hate fuck eachother first
That sounds awesome.

>>14267941
What about handholding?

>>14267950
Go to /a/ please and thank you.

>>14267952
We need a new board for that.

>>14267944
just the character.

>>14267944
Why not actually read the story instead of passing judgement based on art?

>>14267939
She can also turn into a cat, which is fine too.

>>14267956
that requires effort

>>14267956
Because it's a story by ELH

>>14267956
Not him but I kinda like the story.
just a shame the salamanders are villains.

>>14267958
I want to fuck her molted body while kissing her chibi form.

>>14267808
>spoiler
Go on!

>>14267964
So you admit you're just shitposting memehate. K.

>>14267964
What do those initials even stand for? Extreme Lion Herpes?

>>14267956
Reading is for faggots. Seriously now, I'm not that anon, but I really like the character. The story is not for me though.

>>14267967
That's kind of gross anon.

>>14267971
Eridani Light Horse

CC wendigo

>>14267970
>Hostile overreaction to casual remark.

Either ELH or a white knight that defends personas like Bob from "memehate".

>>14267977
That's pretty gay.

>>14267971
Evil Lamia Holocaust

>>14267981
No awawawawa?

>>14267983
Or you know, someone tired of your shit Saltfag.

>>14267968
Once I'm done with this procrastination, Anon.
And if I come up with a more specific idea.
And I'm pretty sure I'll have to draw Centaur first

>>14267981
Nice desu ne~

>>14267988
More like arararararararara~

>>14267993
Fine by me.

>>14267989
>Anon hints a mild dislike of ELH
>Must be the same person as all the other "people" who don't like ELH

Not even that guy, but you realize how paranoid that sounds? The guy basically said, "I don't want to read that story because it's by ELH." Didn't even call it bad or anything. Yeesh, ELH.

>>14267999
>Anyone who disagrees with me is ELH!

That's how fucking stupid you sound. Fuck off.

>>14267999
Shh, anon. Don't harm the fragile ego of an artist. It will shatter like all your lies.

>>14267964
What did he do that was wrong?

>>14268002
In all fairness, no one nearly as aggresive shows up to defend .less, Bob, anonymoose, lantern, or any other namefags when they get slandered. Only when it happens to ELH. So, I mean, yeah, from someone who has no dog in this fight, a reasonable person might assume it's ELH.

>>14268007
It's just shitposting. Report and ignore.

>>14268007
Prodding a bear anon, leave it alone.

>>14268007
Not him but just not a fan of the guy's writing. It's nice that he maintains the wordpress though.

>>14267981
.less was really nice this time.

>>14268008
No they do exactly that for all those people listed. What threads have you been selectively reading?

>>14268016
Not him, but I never see anyone white knight for them, either. They're adult enough to just ignore it.

No more namefag drama. Only monster girls now.

>>14268015
I want to dress my daughteru up as a were-cat for halloween.

>>14268016
>Someone defending Bob or .less in such an aggressive manner

Pretty sure I haven't seen that. I would have noticed them getting lynched or booed out of the thread.

>>14267883
>>14267887
>>14267889
>>14267893
Goddamn this takes me back.

>>14268023
Not him but you either have a selective memory or haven't been here long. There was a "bob dindu nuffin" storm just last week.

>>14268008
>anonymoose
All i see are posts about how shit his saga is, with the only "defending" is people telling them to shut up after 20+posts on the subject.

>>14268015
He is even doing yetis now, our little pinoy is evolving.

>>14268030
We're not talking about bob.

>>14267988
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1FCqDJMWgY

>>14268039
Wait, didn't catch that. My bad.

>>14268040
I feel a need to write about Garthim girls.

>Be at your friend's wedding
>You still can't believe he got himself an Houris
>The ceremony goes well and the after party starts
>You stay with the kids to avoid people talking about how you should get married
>A young Apsara comes up to you "Mister, will you dance with me?"
>Why not, you're bored anyway
>You shuffle awkwardly while she moves around gracefully
>You're getting tired and sweaty, it's kind of embarrassing but you keep going since she's having fun
>An older Apsara walks up to the young one
>"That's enough Lovise, thank the gentleman for the dance."
>She thanks you and runs back to the kids' table
>«Hi, my name is Elle, You're so kind for dancing with my little sister for that long"
>You present yourself and say that you didn't mind it
>Her outfit is too revealing and you have an hard time not staring at her but it doesn't look like she cares either way
>"You look exhausted, come enjoy our dance as you rest, I insist"
>You get dragged away to a table next to the scene
>You're the only single guy in the audience
>5 Apsaras are dancing, the one that brought you here joins them soon after
>Every couple around act lovey-dovey
>You ignore them and focus on the show
>You spot Elle giving you a few looks here and there
>The dance ends, Elle rushes to you
>«Did you like the dance?»
>Say that you loved it
>«Oh really? That's great!»
>You just smile at her enthusiasm
>«I have a favor to ask, will you please come with me to talk to the married?»
>Weird thing to ask but you don't see any harm in it
>She clings on to you, the milk around her wrist and ankle touch you but somehow doesn't wet your clothes
>Make your way to your friend and his Houris wife, they're sitting on fancy cushions
>«Hey Anon, who is that girl accompaning you?» Your friend says
>«It's my friend, Elle» The Houris annouces with a smile «I am so glad our marriage is bringing more people together.»
>Elle hugs you even harder, looks like she doesn't want you to clear up the missunderstanding
>You congratulate the couple on their ceremony and wish them the best
>Elle does the same, nearly crushing your arm in the process
>You step away from them
>«I was so nervous, I'm sorry» She releases your arm
>You say that it's ok, and that you're going back to chill with the kids
>She looks dissapoint «Be sure to not miss the celebratory dance, I'm going to lead it»
>You promise that you will watch it from the best seat available
>You return to the kids' table
>Elle's younger sister is dancing with a young boy
>You relax and wait for this party to be over so you can leave
>About an hour passes
>They announce the celebratory dance
>You match your words and sit in the front row
>Luckily it's mostly comprised of men, you won't have to worry about couples or aggresive MGs
>«I see you've taken a liking to my daughter.» The man sitting right next to you asks
>He must be joking, he doesn't look a single day older than 23 years old
>You just laugh in answer
>«You're shy just like her, I'm glad to see that.» He sounds serious
>You tell him that you're just here for the dance
>«That's too bad, she has been talking a lot about how she would find the love of her life at this wedding.»
>You keep a forced smile and end the disscussion here
>Elle and the 5 other Apsaras from earlier comes around the married couple
>She gives you a huge a smile before starting her act
>Their dance is much more complexe than their earlier one
>The long, intense choregraphy ends with the couple embracing each other
>Elle talks to another Apsara before they both come your way
>«Elle your dance was beautiful, you too honey.» The man besides you hugs both of the Apsaras
>You try to sneak away
>«Anon stay with us please!» Elle demands
>«Darling, I think we should leave these two alones» Her parents quickly withdrew
>You're left alone with Elle
>«How was it? It was my first time as the leader.»
>You say without a lie that it was the most beautiful dance you've ever seen
>«I'm so relieved to hear that, I practiced so long for this day, I've made a promise to Ece when we were children, this was really important for me!» She leans over your and grabs your hand
>The liquid around her wrists goes haywire and her face blushes heavily «Anon, will you marry me?»
>Before you can answer she goes «I'm so sorry I don't mean marry, I mean I do but no and so... Forget about it.» She releases your hand and looks down
>You seize back her hands and tell her not to worry about it
>She looks you straight in the eyes with a hopeful expression
>You tell her that you'd be more than happy to get to know her
>«And so would I» As soon the words leave her mouth she kisses you deeply

>>14268050
>loli+dancing story

I'm reminded of the Little Ushi story and her mating dance.

It wasn't actually a mating dance, was it?

>you will never †ell a monster girl †ha† you are her friend
>you will never †ell a monster girl †ha† she will never be alone again

>>14268055
>It wasn't actually a mating dance, was it?

It was just an innocent dance of love and fun.

You pervert.

>>14268059
what the fuck is with your t's mate?

>>14268076
I dunno, do mating dances qualify as marriage proposal and vice versa? Not sure if mating dances normally mean "let's fuck" or "Be mine <3"

>>14268080
For animals a mating dance is just a way to prove your worth as a mating partner

No idea if it works the same MGs

>>14268084
I wonder what a Centaur mating dance would look like.

>>14268090
>CentaurTwerking.jpg
Made me chuckle.

>>14268084
Well, the Delicious Brown Chocolate Milk Loli just outright ask him to marry her, so I think I know what it means in that context.

>>14268050
Cute as fuck. Someone better pastebin this for future posterity.

>>14268100
Done

I might flesh it out into a short story sometimes

How insulted would you be if a kumiho took a nibble of you and started wretching?

>>14268136
I understand, my insides are pretty fucked up. I'll make her some nice fried tofu if she wants though.

>>14268136
Not at all, since I at least could be sure that my liver stays intact

>>14268136
I'd be too busy bleeding to be offended.

>>14268136
I don't think you comprehend how poor my personal hygiene is. I would completely understand.
And then go jump off a bridge or something.

With Halloween coming up we need more love for Undeads, especially Jiangshi, Doppelganger and Skeletons

>>14268136
>Know this qt vamp chick
>Things get serious
>Sitting in the lotus position, she gives my neck a little kiss, then sinks her teeth in
>Starts wretching
Kill myself prolly.

>>14268136
And they said all my drinking would never pay off!

>>14268160
>You have to stop! Your liver tastes like a dog's ass!

>Got woken up by a sparrow flying above my bed
>All the windows were closed
How the fuck do these things happen? If this was MGC it'd have been a loli sparrow harpy watching me sleep.

>>14268170
Wait, a Sparrow managed to materialize itself in your house?
Are the windows closed?

>>14268170
Do you leave your computer on when you sleep?

>>14268175
Demonic energy

>>14268165
Fuck you Yukon Jack is too tasty you cannibalistic hooker
I'ma go hang out with a nice Oni that knows how to party and love a man

>>14268175
Every single one, it was the first thing I checked one I got it out.

That's some spooky shit.

>>14268170
Do you have plants in your house?
Spearows hide in tall grass

>>14268183
Well I don't even know what to do at this point
You didn't let it go free, right? This a reality altering bird, Anon

>>14268183
It could have gotten in through some ventilation hole, or in some poorly sealed attic if you have one. Could have just gotten lost looking for a roost. Had a bird a couple years ago get stuck in my unused wood fireplace like that. If only there were a structural engineer in the thread.

>>14268187
That reality warping bird is out in the open, if someone gets raped by a harpy that can phase through walls it was probably my fault.
>>14268189
>It could have gotten in through some ventilation hole
This is the most likely answer, it was pretty tiny.

>>14268084
>Oni mating dance is a series of rhytmic bodyweight exercises and jumps

>>14268195
Well I would be seduced.

>>14268191
>Releasing a reality-warping, phase shifting Harpy into the wild
You might as well just open the gates to Wonderland 24/7 while you're at it

>>14268195
Why is she so perfect?

>>14268202
It's gotta be dose thighs to get intercruraled by while being hugged to her average bust.

>>14267700
She'll grow up to be a fine weatherwoman.

>>14268217
Yeah, she won't prescribe weather based on how her relationships are going like the current one. Somebody marry that damn ryu already!

>>14267720
What about them?

Screw working, I'm gonna become a drug lord

I'll start off small by selling Kesaran Pasaran power to teenagers and I will slowly make the stuff stronger until I'm selling straight up concentrated Apophis venom to the entire country

>>14267889
>My posting standards!
This never fails to make me laugh.

What if you found out your cow waifu had a penis?

>>14268263
I don't have a cow waifu

>>14268263
that's k

>>14268263
Bob please go.

>>14268263
Whose penis was it?

>>14268263
This >>14268276
I mean, maybe it's their culture to keep the preserved penis that started their lineage.

>>14268263
She already has a penis, it's mine, silly.

>>14268276
>>14268284
>>14268287
It's obviously attached to her.
She was born with a penis.
She's a futa.

>>14268288
>Trying this hard to start a storm when people were good and made a joke of it instead.

>>14268292
I probably have some sleep derivation, I'll stop posting now
I just wanted to see if futa is okay here

>>14268302
Anon, lurk more. That's not a meme. That's sound advice.

>>14268306
I guess I was hoping I could talk about one of my fetishes combined with another here, I know futa goes to /d/ usually
I will. This is just sleep deprivation talking.

http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu Orphan

Update line 468. Leo eats some soup and fuggs a yan spider.

Devils are for

>>14268316
PENETRATION

>>14268319
Aaaaand that's my cue to get the fuck out of here.

>>14268319
Girls have four mouths.

>>14268319
Calm down mister paladin. Devils are for another kind of penetration

>>14268319
Ow the edge.

>>14268316
Cozy nights in bed, watching stupid movies while you both laugh and enjoy junk food together.

>>14268329
>You will never marathon horror films with a Devil
T'is the season and all

>>14268316
>>14268319
She had a hard life

>>14268331
See, shit like this is why I never played the game. God Rance is such a cuntbag.

>>14268330
I bet she'd love Lo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmKnPf3mLQI

>>14268331
Girl just needs a hug, she's had more than her fair share of shit.
>>14268338
He's an entertaining cuntbag at times though.

>TFW no Tanuki daughteru to congratulate on a gift-only run of Hunkiepop

>>14268341
>Not immediately taking the woman you fucking impregnate away to safety
Naw, just a cuntbag who got cucked by a legion of demons.

One more week until her birthday, i should have the 7 meter daki by then

>>14267616
I love it!

Anyone got that pic of a Hellhound in a hotdog suit?

>>14268349
She teleported back to the devil world herself

Not that he knew she was pregnant

>tfw no video of a loli Dark Priest singing about the Demon Lord like in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0e74AE5qDU

>>14268357
So lock her up or something
>Go around making women yours with the dick
>Cum inside
>Don't even keep an eye on them to see if you knocked 'em up
>Let the one you do knock up slip through your fingers without even noticing to get gangbanged and mindbroken by hundreds of devils
It reads like a shit NTR plot, except it doesn't seem like Rance ever gave a fuck to begin with. Whose his main squeeze anyway? Is he a cunt to her too?

Winter around the corner? Worried you'll be lonely while your waifu hibernates? Well I've got the solution to your problems!
Elves! Clean-ish Elves, dirt cheap!

>>14268362
He uses a contraceptive spell that didn't work because of unique circumstances.

>>14268363
Or just don't marry a snake.

>>14268367
Reptiles aren't the only ones who hibernate. Bugs and amphibians and some mammals do it too.

>>14268362
>Whose his main squeeze anyway?
A human girl name Sill.
>Is he a cunt to her too?
He's a cunt to everyone, that's Rance's thing.

>>14268355
A new low for MGs, I'm sure.

>>14268362
Rance's most established character trait is that he cares about his dick and nothing else. Sill keeps him somewhat in check though.

And there's a route in Kichikuou that shows that we're only seeing nice Rance now. Total asshole Rance is much, much worse.

>>14268371
He's nice to Reset and Nagi.

And Kanami and Shizuka now.
Also nice to Feliss after he rescued her
>>14268375
Not just Sill now

>>14268365
Oh. Well that's fine then. I mean he could have not raped her when he first met her, but he used a contraceptive spell that one time so it's okay.

This is why I was never interested in reading it. Every one seems to treat him as a dindu and I can only assume that's the tone of the story too. Oh well. Any other translated MG VNs asides from MGQ?

>>14268379
He's really just too powerful for most people to keep him in check. Dat hyper weapon.

>>14268374
>>14268374
Her smug and optimism: gone.

>>14268381
Rance is just lucky that people tend to tolerate your shit when you fight off demon invasions.

>>14268369
Then get a better waifu that isn't a bug or a frog.
At least have better taste in vermin.

>>14268388
Hey, I'm just a guy with a surplus of Elves, trying to turn a profit.
Dragons don't hibernate.

I happened again, I didnt get any sleep, at this rate i wont get any sleep every other night.

>>14268394
I've read Stephen King's Insomnia. Soon you'll be facing down against a giant catfish. If you're lucky, it will be Queen Catfish, a Mermaid.

>>14268386
What would Rance be like in KC's world?
Would he "fight" off the demon invasion only to be caught in an endless orgy?
Would he never let himself get penned into a relationship?
Is he the destined husband of a Lilim?

>>14268394
Sleep is for the weak.
That being said, good night all.

>>14268401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIw-5MDt6ZE
That's not so bad.

>>14268379
>Oh well. Any other translated MG VNs asides from MGQ?
Except for those awful Violated Hero VNs there's that monoeye on on steam, the Raidy games if you can tolerate some yuri content and https://vndb.org/v9708

>>14268404
Eros slaps his shit royally quick and turns him into a vegetable cumpump for matango. The old school version.

>>14268404
He'll probably carve a kingdom out for himself and fuck lots of girls.

>>14268410
>awful Violated Hero
I'll have you know I find their art to be absolutely exhilarating!
The content not so much though.

>>14268404
Probably get a huge harem.

>>14268411
This.
MGE Eros is fucking merciless to people who disregard others' love.

...although, then again, the Curse of Eros only stops people from loving you. It doesn't stop you from raping them, which is all Rance really cares about. He actively dislikes it when chicks develop feelings for him.

>>14268362
>>14268379

Part of the problem with the Rance-verse is that it was made as entertainment for a malevolent whale-god. People are assholes and things go to hell because the god in charge of the setting enjoys watching people suffer and has three invincible supreme god underlings to make sure the status quo remains the same. He's especially fond of Humans, as they're tough enough to struggle and be entertaining, and weak and fragile enough to die in a number of horrible ways. The only way to kill the gods is to level up a certain legendary sword past a certain level after the entire Human race bar the wielder has died.

>>14268418
>>14268418
>He actively dislikes it when chicks develop feelings for him.

Where do people even get this shit?

He likes chicks developing feelings for him

What he doesn't like is people who are too clingy like Lia used to be

>>14267634
Making out in front of with your not fat MG.

>>14268418
>Get cursed
>Still rape monstergirls who, because ofthe curse can never love him, and
Hoooo boy. Eros would come from the heavens to personally mindbreak him and split his soul in three parts, one for her to turn into a dildo and keep up in her heaven, one for the old ones under the sea and one for the fallen god in pandemonium, his body left behind as a sentient, powerless husk for any girl who wants a quick fuck, despite the worthlessness of his soulles semen.

>>14268431
This does not make the hyper weapon bigger.

>>14268418
I always thought that if you piss off Eros a team of Cupid pink berets, trained in unarmed oiled wrassling and tactical love-making, were sent to show you the error of your ways.

>>14268411
>>14268418
>>14268431
This is Rance though. Knowing him, he'd probably find a way to rape Eros until she lifted the curse. He'd take it as a challenge.

>>14268425
Personally, if KC made a point that his Chief God(ess) was like that MGE would be both a lot more consistent and favorable for the side of MGs he adores so much.

>>14268437
Cupid ticks all of my boxes

>>14268437
What would piss Eros off?

>>14268438
If one third of his soul is a dildo he stillgets t ofuck her. Plus the Old Ones and the minions of the Falen God in Pandemonium. And lets face it, Mamono mana is so insidious that being exposed to a goddess would likely irreversibly and irresistibly twist his mind to even be happy with his fate.

>>14268440

That was exactly what the gods used to be like. They made the monsters to cull Humanity and the other mortals when they grew to prosperous and powerful, and to provide a challenge for the mortals to struggle against for the gods entertainment. The only reason shit changed is because there was a new and inexperienced Chief God in command when the Demon Lord swayed the Hero to her side. When the Chief God tried to smite them to get the murder cycle back on track, the Hero and the Demon Lord teamed up to kick her ass and make her back off.

>>14268442
Being abstinent and/or claiming love isn't real.

>>14268451
So Rance wouldn't piss her off

>>14268055
Courting dance. Funny thing is she got wrecked by anon on aphrodisiacs. I will never forget that day, the day an ushi oni got pelvicerated. Meme or be memed on.

>>14268455
Raping bitches and not settling down with them to make a family could piss her off right quick I should think. That or he just amasses a legion of mgs who want his dick and his harem just keeps growing as it follows him. Rance seems fundamentally self destructive to me though, and sooner or later, his cock will lead him to a taken woman, at which point she and her incubus husband either kick the shit out of him, or he cucks the dude and rapes the MG any way, and that's when Eros comes down like old testament yahweh on steroids to wreck some shit.

>>14268136
I'd be ecstatic.

Your racket woke her up.

>>14268463
Cuddle her back to sleep.

>>14268242
Hey kids, wanna buy some magic?

>>14268292
Who is that with ghost rider?

>>14268136
I would be pretty insulted.

What? Am I not good enough for you, you faggot fox?

Eat my liver, you smug piece of shit.

Rance is a jrpg protagonist.

He will beat Eros

>>14268411
>>14268418
The fuck are you on about? Rance sort of is the ideal man for MGE since rape is love. Eros curses betrayers.

>>14268478
However, the goddess seems to mostly embody the virtues of classical, romantic, chivalrous love, as opposed to the crazed rape and hedonistic debauchery of the succubi, so her worship remains broadly accepted by the Chief God's church.

>>14268446
GO. TO. BED.

Why are medium breasts so good?

Rance is more interested in human girls than monster girls

>>14268480
>>14268478
> But on the other hand, she's extremely strict about betrayal and other things that destroy love. It is said that if one of her adherents performs infidelity, etc. not only will they lose her protection on the spot, they'll suffer her divine wrath and become unable to be loved by anyone for eternity. It seems she is very empathetic towards the monsters who are overflowing with love for human men, and it is said that she even actively grants them her protection.
Rance aside, any dude who goes around raping and casting aside women would be in her shitlist pretty fast.

>>14268483
Huh?

>>14268490
Your spelling is shit

>>14268480
Point is, unless you take an oath in front of eros i.e. get married in her name/presence/cult, only to become a slut, you won't get cursed. Even then, eros supports polygamy, as evidenced by houris, so you can fuck around if you're already married, what you can't do is betray the love of your wife/wives, in other words, you dick it, you marry it.

>>14268490
He doesn't cast women aside though?

Also Rance wouldn't be one of her adherents so why would he be punished?

>>14268488
Because every breast size is equally great.

From wash board to matsu-sensei tier, all breasts are a gift from the heavens.

>>14268489
And the monster girls are more interested in monster boys than in Rance.

>>14268467
Don't talk to this guy, he's the reason we've got defanged Oomukades in the woodwork.

>>14268494
Now, it's funny you say that. Because I'm in bed. And tying in bed seems to make my spelling turn to absolute shit.

>>14268495
>>14268497
>adherent
Does Eros give a shit? I was under the impression that if you loved, you were under her by default, and if you didn't love, she'd send angels after you so that you did. I mean no where does it limit her domain to her followers. Her domain seems to be love itelf, much like gods of the Grecian pantheon. Just because you don't follow and worship Zeus doesn't mean he won't zap your ass for being belligerent.

>>14268503
Kamilla likes humans.
As pets.

At one stage she was interested/amused by Rance.

Gele also is pretty interested in Rance but she's interested in equals.

>>14268506
Well in any case all Rance would have to do to not get cursed is to give his girls the hyper weapon

>>14268506
Maybe gods have a sphere of influence like in Black & White. If you don't believe in them all they can do is toss rocks and send giant Jinkos.

>>14268488
>that
>medium
I came here to laugh at you. And they are "good" because big tits are great, and cowtits are GOD!

>>14268515
>toss rocks

Or villagers.

>>14268515
>Eros behind a plane of existence, beating on it futilely, her angels firing arrows that pass through you because you don't believe in her or the concept of love
>Frustrated to the point of tears "Why won't you accept my love?!"

>>14268512
>hyper weapon
So this sounds like some broken bullshit. What is it, and can it beat mamono mana?

>>14268516
Breasts are just a weak substitute for ass.
Fantastic ass is where it's at, and you can be flat chested with hips of the gods.

>>14268523
It's his dick

>>14268506
>Does Eros give a shit? I was under the impression that if you loved, you were under her by default
If the setting worked that way every man would be under every god, people have been shown to choose who or what they worship. Elementalists, The snake cult, kitsune worship in zipangu. Fallen god and her followers are a gray area since they tempt, but they still don't force.

>>14268533
>If the setting worked that way every man would be under every god, people have been shown to choose who or what they worship
I don't see why both aren't applicable. Look at real world religions, norse and greek and roman pantheons. All men were under all gods and still chose a particular one to worship fully.

Like a cultist of baccus wasn't exempt from the bullshit of other gods.

done. now for that thing for footanon..

>>14268525
Go away chink from prison school. Tits are pliable, fun to play with and have more nerve endings that butts, so you can make your girl feel better. They also give life nourishing milk. Asses give poop and...poop.

>>14268538
They were unlikely to be cursed though.
Cursing is when you betray a good you personally follow or do something like fornicate in a gods temple or something

>>14268539
I can't fap to this.

>>14268538
Yeah fuck this I'm out.

>you will never be kidnapped by an oomukade

>>14268541
*than butts

>>14268543
Are you sure? Cuz, I mean. There are lots and lots of stories of gods just being cocks in general, and not jut to their own followers, but other unaffiliated people who pissed them off too.

We need more Multi-arm girls

>>14268548
Most of them are personally pissing off gods though.

>>14268539
Nice job on making the face look feminine, I didn't think it was possible

>>14268525
As another anon put it, you can't milk an ass.

>>14268546
Why should I want to be?

>>14268552
technically you can

>>14268552
You aren't trying hard enough.

>>14268546
>you will never willingly go to an oomukade's lair after wrestling her into submission
>you will never wrestle any monstergirl

I just really want to wrestle MGs.

>>14268541
Tits are LITERALLY for babies; if you are a baby of course you would prefer tits.

>>14268550
Fair point, but Eros is pretty involved in the love lives of mortals. Raping grils and adulterating would piss her off right quick. Harems don't count when it's just other girls accepting that you'll forever be an unfaithful piece of shit. That's when Eros steps in. And she sounds like the meddling kind of god to take shit personally.

>>14268554
You mean literally as a donkey?

>>14268549
>Roi des rats
>hinezumi assistant who she spars with when not studying
>dormouse sleepily organizing books, multiarmed girl calls for her, doesn't come, finds her drooling with her face in a book
>she angrily chases large mice wit a brrom because she's tired of them ripping up her books for paper for their nests

>>14268549
>use google image search to look that up
>it's a bookworm OC named Aya
>the profile mentions that the minigirl is an Ifrit
>"What minigirl- OH THE CANDLE"