/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14259046
smh tbh fam

>>14259067
Where's Mokou when you need her?

>>14259046
1. Everyday study for at least 2 years, 1 if you you only study daily chat. Then at least 5 years to "master" japanese, not be native fluent, but just fluent enough.
2. plane ticket?
3. "Hi, may I suck your schlong?"
4. see 1
5. only ninjas can answer this one.

>>14259129
Okay, but what if I want the boy to be asexual?

>>14259149
fuck off tranny

>>14259385
Anon that's rude

>>14259129
>2. plane ticket?
Only if you plan to gain citizenship through marriage, or you mean to move to Japan illegally. Pretty sure there's a bunch of red tape to keep you from immigrating unless it's strictly work related. And a citizenship test on top of that.

Stop defilling Mokou with this trash talk. Also kuso thread.

>>14259433
Should I define you instead?

>>14259614
Sure, go on.

>>14259618
kuso

>>14259623
Autistic virgin NEET that would have his balls crushed by any existing female because so miserable that should kill himself and stop wasting oxygen

>>14259632
Swing and a miss in every regard except being NEET

Try again, _kuso_

>>14259405
You don't need citizenship to live in Japan.

Tourism visa - 90 days
Working Holiday - 7 months (UK, NZ, Aus, etc. NOT US or Canada)
High-skilled working visa - 1 or 3 years renewable, requires a 4 year degree and job
Spousal visa - 1 year renewable, requires continuous marriage to Japanese citizen (Japan doesn't recognize gay marriage btw)
Permanent Residency - unlimited, requires 5 years living in Japan to qualify

Also, although government forms are in Japanese, none of these visas require you to speak Japanese. Jobs might require it depending on your industry.

>>14259646
Shit can't call shit shit. Stop calling the kettle black, scum.

>>14259718
Have I stuck a nerve, kuso?

What's got you so upset?

My dream is to move to Japan and pick up cute Japanese women at the clubs at night then retire to my penthouse in Tokyo and watch the sunrise while sipping whiskey and think about killing myself

>>14259405
I'm sorry, I meant swim. Cus, I mean, why fly to Japan to get there right? ha. ha. ha.

>>14259046
1) Doable.
2) Impossible.
3) see above
4) see above
5) see above

>>14259712
>Tourism visa - 90 days
3 months isn't that long, but still better than nothing I suppose.
You have to have money though.
>Working Holiday - 7 months (UK, NZ, Aus, etc. NOT US or Canada)
Aren't there some strict regulations about this?
Like, you can only do it once, and only if you've never been to Japan before, and only if you're under a certain age, or something?
>High-skilled working visa - 1 or 3 years renewable, requires a 4 year degree and job
>High-skilled
>requires a 4 year degree and job
Well, there goes my hope of ever living in Japan.
>Spousal visa - 1 year renewable, requires continuous marriage to Japanese citizen (Japan doesn't recognize gay marriage btw)
>marriage
Never going to happen.
>Permanent Residency - unlimited, requires 5 years living in Japan to qualify
No hope.

Why must you be so cruel, Japan?

>>14260162
>Why must you be so cruel, Japan?

Literally every country's migration program bruh.

>>14259712
Spouse visa is 1, 3 or 5 years duration

My first work visa was 5 years but I switched to a 3 year spouse visa