/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14253708
That was quick. You were waiting, huh?

Spooky Times are upon us friends

Not gonna lie, I hate all of you.

>>14253702
H-Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?

>>14253714
Didn't take too long, somebody must have really disliked the old thread because they were "crashing" it.

Seriously?

>>14253718
Then my work is done here.

> Alp thread

I feel compelled, in defense of those few monstergirl fans left who are actually heterosexual, to dump some female monsters.

>>14253731
God speed, anon.

God speed.

>>14253731

I want to go fishing with a Harpy!

Alright anon, it's time for you to fight for your freedom. You're a prisoner in one of the largest Monstergirl owned prisons in the world. Criminals from all over, human and monstergirl, are sent here to keep them away from cities so they can pay for their crimes. However, every year a contest is had to allow three inmates pardons. A Race across a massive track filled with dangerous obstacles, the MGP 500. Think Mad Max meets Wacky Races and/or Speed Racer. You've been offered a chance to race for your freedom, and given access to a 80 point budget to do so. All cars are equipped with a long range radio to call in rescue teams or a pit crew. You'll be the driver.

Cars:
>Basic Car (Free): This car was used in a previous MGP 500. It's only slightly safer than a Pinto and isn't very good all around. But hey, it's free.
>Speed Car (10): This aerodynamic car is made for speed, but sacrifices durability, weight and handling
>Heavy Car(10): This huge car is can tank some serious damage and it's weight allows it to knock other cars around. As a tradeoff however, it tends to be rather slow.
>Technical Car (20): This car has decent speed, durability and weight, but excels at none. What it does have is the ability to equip two gadgets, as opposed to other vehicles that are only allowed one.

Gadgets: Devices that may aid you, you may choose one unless you have the Technical Frame, in which case you may choose two.
>GPS (20): This device will make navigating the race much easier, eliminating the need for maps.
>EMP shielding (20): Protects your vehicle from EMP attacks
>Roll Cage (20): Prevents your car from being flipped.
>Nitro (20): Gives your car a boost. Needs time to recharge.
>Luxury Seats (30): Much more comfortable than the default seats.

Primary Weapons: (Note: As the MGP 500 is a "no-kill" event. All weapons are designed to disable cars. It would be unethical to make this a death race.) You may choose one.
>Gatling Guns (Free): The Default weapon. Fires beanbag rounds at a fast rate. Good against Frames.
>Caltrop Launcher (10): A catapult-like weapon that flings balls of Caltrops. Good against tires.
>EMP cannon (20): Fires a burst of electromagnetic energy that disables enemy cars. Good against engines and takes a long time to reload. Use sparingly.

Secondary Weapons: You may choose as many as you can pay for.
>Smokescreen (10): Adds Exhaust pipes that spew a thick smoke that can be used to impede opponents.
>Battering Ram (10): Places a battering ram on the front of your car, allowing you to ram enemies.
>EMP Pulse (20): Fires an electromagnetic pulse that disables all unprotected cars around you. Has a considerable recharge time.
>Chain launchers (20): Adds launchers to the sides of your car that can hook on to enemy cars, allowing you to either drag them close or have them drag you.

As for your crew, two monstergirl inmates have been selected for you.

Roll monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono to see who they are. The first girl is your Navigator, the girl who reads maps and the like to help you find your way to the finish line, and the second girl is the Gunner, who runs your primary weapon. Any Cait Siths, Cu Siths, Matangos, and Humpty Eggs in the prison are banned from this contest as they have life sentences. if you roll a named character, or a deity like the Chief God or the Demon Lord, reroll.

Also, roll on these helpful tables using https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm to determine a few things about them.


Age: 1d4
1: Young Adult (18-20)
2: Adult (20-24)
3: CC (25-30)
4: Ara Ara (30-35)

Body Type: 1d12

1: Muscular
2: Tall
3: Hourglass Shaped
4: Loli (Or Pettanko if you prefer)
5: Gym Bunny
6: Thin
7: Busty
8: Oppai Loli (Or Shortstack if you prefer)
9: Pear Shaped
10: Chubby
11: Species Norm
12: Pick One

Now how do you think you do? What are you in for anon? And what are your teammates in for? Keep in mind that if you lose you'll have to share a cell with your teammates until next year.

I really hope this trimmed down version goes over better.

Legipalps Y/N?

>>14253738
>You will never tie up and molest a Werewolf while she helplessly struggles and makes empty threats.

>>14253731
Duplicate reply my ass.
M00- err, NISHIMURAAA

>>14253731
Do not resist the fluffy

>>14253731
Sheep's milk is underrated

x is best girl

>>14253769
What does it taste like?

>>14253750
I wanna fill that belly

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara onee-sama

Well if we're gonna be faggots we may as well do right by ourselves.

You wouldn't obliterate a poor monster girl's confidence in video games and make them rage harder than Asura, would you anons?

>>14253749
I prefer normal pedipalps.

>>14253778
Depends on the game

>>14253778
I would.

>>14253731
> This has been a presentation of the Alp Prevention Society.
> Remember, we actually female monstergirls are enthusiastic and plentiful. There's really no need to thrust your precious humanboy dicks into grey areas, when our pink areas are ready and willing!
> Fucking tanuki psyops, this is why nice girls like us can't land a husbando ;__;

>>14253778
>you wouldn't completely crush someone at something where you're meant to crush others would you?

Anon, I...

>>14253778
Oh you bet I would.

>>14253777
When was this done?

>>14253746

Technical (20)
Roll Cage (20)
EMP shielding (20)
Gatling Guns (Free)
Smokescreen (10)
Battering Ram (10)

Navigator - Succubus, Age 23, Loli

Gunner - Werewolf, Ara Ara (33), Species Norm

I think I'm gud for this, gunner is stronk and the navigator is most likely competent.

>>14253791
What MGs would the Keion girls be?

>>14253797
Is your eyesight that bad?

>>14253731
Doing God's work, anon.
>>14251626
could anyone source this for me? searching google/tinEye/etc got me nothing.

>>14253746
Speed Car. Luxury Seats, Caltrop Launcher, EMP, Chain Launchers.
Together with an adult, pear shaped Fairy.

>>14253803
You don't want it, doujin is complete garbage.

>>14253778

It depends. If I'm invading someone who is obviously new, I generally don't kill them outright. If she invades me though? No mercy.

>>14253803
Search for "elf eng" in sadpanda, first result.

For the polt fans..

>>14253731
>>14253791
I want to fuck and marry an Alp just to spite this. I hate being told what to do.

>>14253816
>>>/b/

>>14253816
ABSOULUTELY cute_

>>14253816
I AM FLAMMERING MY WERFER!

>>14253746
>Hour-Glass Adult Jiangshi Navigator
>Tall CC Mantis Gunner
>Speed Car (10)
>Nitro (30)
>EMP Cannon (50)
>Battering Ram (60)

I think we'd do well? Mantis should be pretty good at aiming, and high-speed would make the ram most effective. Can't really think what my teammates might be in for...

>>14253816
Cute.jpg

>>14253816
>hiding it behind a spoiler

May as well not post it at all you gutless weenie.

>>14253816
I wanna marry that Kobold

>>14253803
Bullshit, found it in two seconds with google.

>>14253827
Praise be to business suits

>>14253817
>I want to fuck and marry an Alp just to spite this. I hate being told what to do.
That nagging voice comes not from the thread, anon.
It comes from your genes, begging you not to waste your seed inside a dude.

>>14253827
>>14253816
It's shit.

>>14253827
Head and neck seem a bit off, but very cute nonetheless.

>>14253830
Amen.

>>14253833
I am now going to impregnate the Alp purely out of spite.

>>14253746
Heavy Car w/: Roll cage, EMP cannon, Battering Ram, and Smokescreen

Orc Navigator: Tall Adult
Barometz Gunner: Young and busty adult

Should make for an interesting game.

>>14253829
>bullshit
http://i.imgur.com/8Q6QooL.png

>>14253837
Oh dear. Are you going to take responsibility for your succubus spitebabies?

>>14253827
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

>>14253816
>...
>the priest continued and spoke
"Do you Polt, take Anonslut, to be your partner in life and sharing your path; equal in love, a mirror for your true self, promising to honor and cherish, through good times and bad, until death do you part?
>and with eyes full of love she answered
WAN!

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>14253842
I have to. I'll even name them spite-names. I'll have a nice big family filled with spite succubi from the alp I married out of spite.

I really hate people pressuring me to do stuff

>>14253840
Well then your google fu is shit indeed.

>>14253827
MGs in Business suits?

>>14253851
>people telling you what to do
>spite
You just wanted to fuck an alp you weak lying piece of shit.

You kissed girls just to throw us off your trail.jpg

Milk?

>>14253800
>>14253822
>>14253839
I notice none of you have written you or your teams crimes. Got something to hide anons?

>tfw no loli vampire to serve

>>14253853
There is also this one

>>14253861
I honestly can't think of anything. I'm not terribly criminally minded. Rob a bank, I guess?

>>14253860
Is that her "special" milk for human women?

>>14253862
Good, vampires are so shit they aren't fit to be the toilet paper you put out for a puppy being housebroken.

Slow down on the images.

>>14253864
That's the same doujin.

>>14253862
I rather have a busty tall vampire,

>>14253868
Rude.

>>14253868
Like clockwork.

>>14253856
Sure why not. Maybe Loen will do a Mindflayer in one if we believe hard enough.

>>14253862
Truly a depressing thought.
>no comfy Undead Kingdom home to live in

>>14253874
Vampires existing is rude.

Why didn't you leave peanut butter out instead /mgg/?

>>14253860
Yes.
The perfect way to fix an alp or elf.

>>14253874
>I rather have a busty tall vampire
But anon, both of you have to grow up yet!

>>14253861
Orc team here.

-12 counts of murder
-14 counts of armed theft
-22 counts of piracy
-18 of fraud
-17 counts of rape

...And one moving violation.

I got a commuted sentence because the witness went mad during his testimony. Currently rooming with the leader of the infamous Hog Jowls gang, and the Beer Barometz Baron.

>>14253877
>Mindflayer business suit
oh god please

>>14253881
Because it stifles the smell of maus.

>>14253880
The only rude person here is you.

>>14253883
Well maybe she'll turn into one.

>>14253746
Death Race was shit.

Reminder that Liches, Jabberwocks, and Baphomets are best girls.

>>14253893
>rude
I'm no vampire.

>>14253882
Would elves still be haughty after they drink Hathor milk?

>>14253886
Meant to say 37, not 17

>>14253900
That's not Kiki, Dark Priest and Dark Valkyrie.

How would Jabberwocks wear skintight clothing with their huge scaly claws?

>>14253903
But you're being extremely rude.

>>14253858
No, but everyone telling me not to does make me want to. I was indifferent to them before, but now I want to record me fucking the Alp and send it to every person who told me not to. And I want to angerly glare at the camera the whole time.

Fuck people who think they can boss me around. I will do what I want to do.

>>14253900
You mean Lilim, Vampire and Kraken

Spooky paizuri!

>>14253900

You mean wurms, dragons and anubi.

>>14253910
No, vampires are being rude by not being shit and remaining unstaked and burned to a crisp in the morning sun. Swear to god I would work at a Monsterbucks just to spit in their coffee.

>>14253916
Nice ara~ fetish there

Would you invest in a chastity belt to ward off unwanted monstergirl attacks?

>>14253919
spooky shota snusnu

>>14253908
No idea, but tight pantyhose look good with big meaty claws, don't you think?

>>14253900
Familiars are great girls

>>14253919
No matter how hard I try, I just can't get into oppai loli. I can understand shortstacks, but when their tits are hanging out over their stomachs, it just looks painful.

>>14253925
No they'd take it as a challenge.

>>14253928
shes beautiful

>>14253922
Sounds like someone need to meet a nice vampire and talk about his problems.

>>14253928
They do. I mean, she's even wearing gloves and stockings in her original KC art, so there must be some way she gets them on.

>>14253926
It flatters me that someone else is using the filename I gave that image.
>>14253928
That looks cozy.

I want to fuck an alp just like in my asanagi doujins.

>>14253840
How weird, mine works just fine..

>>14253900
Right on one out of three.

>>14253934
>vampires
>nice
Lay off the whiskey, it's rotting your brain. I'd sooner talk to a prostitute matango.

>>14253928
This is gorgeous.

>>14253718
It's a cozy feeling.

>>14253940
What's going on here?

>>14253940
maybe my google fu really is just weak.
thanks anons.

>>14253840
Turn off safesearch you dumpass.

>>14253945
They're plenty nice. You're just a racist.

>>14253900
You mean Scyllas, Arachnes, and Lamias.

>>14253925
>Fix yourself with a chastity belt that will explode if removed by anyone other than yourself
>I'm talking it'll take about a hundred years before the most insistent lich can put together a toenail
>Damn thing can even detect altered brain patterns, so no monstergirl can hypnotize, mind control, mindflay or otherwise compel you to take it off

HA! I WIN!

Now what?

>>14253746
Fuck off

>>14253928
The fall colors are very lovely.

>>14253957
It's hilarious you say that when vampires are outright racists towards humans.

>>14253940
>/u/
>/monster/
>reddit
>bob, TFT
>how to take screensh
I almost raged for a moment but I'm laughing now.

>>14253940
You forgot a furry page there.

>>14253962

No, you lose. A monster that doesn't know or doesn't believe you tries to take it off and accidentally kills you.

You just turned your own rape into a murder and traumatized some poor monster.

>>14253962
You eventually Alp because you are a Brobdingnagian faggot.

>>14253928
I thought she was in a burning house at first

>>14253970
Maybe it's because they have a bad impression because of people like you.

>alp thread
>not filled to the brim with shitposting
The alps must have infected the rest of you while I was gone.
As the last human left I would kindly ask the alps that infest this thread to burn please.

>>14253900
You misspelled Kikimoras, Shoggoths, and Monoeyes

I heard a rumor for the right price in MGC that there is a high level sorceress who can make you a marriage ring that convinces other MGs that you are married , I am told it is so realistic people actually believe its the official sanctioned MGC central admin ring.
You just gotta know the right people or ask the right questions.

>>14253970
They know what is best for us, just like Lilims.

>>14253971

Shouldn't you be applauding someone with a tab open to /u/?

I mean I always see people telling people to go there.

>>14253981
You're a special kind of pathetic. You're like a writefag with more pastebin hits than paste hits.

>>14253981
Fuck apologists and fuck them, they're the ones that see men as bloodbags and servants, they can all rot in hell like disciples of the demons made out of shit that they are.

>>14253984
Is that from Darker than Black?

>>14253981
>>14253992
>>14253994
Just alp already.

>>14253986
Anon, it's a trap.

>>14253978
That brought a smile to my face to be honest.
>I did it
>I killed him
>It was my fault
>She rocks back and forth holding herself while weeping softly

Now I need to fap.

>>14253979
>Brobdingnagian
Huh?

>You will never have a CC Anubis ask you to be her dickthrone.

>>14254002
No you.

>>14253988
Go home lilim no one likes you.

>>14254010
A man can dream.

>>14254010

We talking vaginal or an anal one?

>>14254004
Worst artist.

/ss/ is such crap.

>>14254012
I like them.

>>14253986
>she's made exactly one
>that shell give to the man she marries
Nice going faggot.

>>14254015
Why not both?

>>14254012
Shut up alp.

>>14254017
Cry harder.

>>14254017
Best artist.

/ss/ is ok.

>>14254019
Mindbroken dogs don't count.

>>14254010
I'd rather a younger Anubis.
I obviously wouldn't say no, just mentioning my preferences.

>>14254017
While I disagree with you, I wholeheartedly respect your opinion.

>>14254015
Probably depends on the day. it'd be boring if she only did one kind.

>>14253984
I want that gif set to house music

>>14254019
I want to fuck Druella so much.

>>14254022
You have two dicks?

>>14253881
Allergies

>>14253996
Aye.

>>14254041

>>14254032
Yeah it's okay, if you're a shit eating faggot.

>>14253986
I remember that story, good stuff.

Why would someone go to MGC to be single anyway?
The whole point of MGC is to find human males for all the single MGs there, if you don't want MGs trying to rape you. just Don't move to MGC, problem solved.

>>14254044
Ah. Shame the Contractor chick that burned those people died in the last few episodes.

>>14254028
I don't take crap form someone who's father is an alp, the shittiest monster that only cu and cait outstrip in shittyness, but that's a whole different ballgame.

>>14253930
I don't like loli, but I do like oppai loli.
The fact that the tits are ergonomically ridiculous is part of the turn-on. That their bodies are so designed for lewdness that it would actually, genuinely prevent them from living a normal life? Great.
A girl who knows she's no good for anything but being a paizuri fuckdoll is a girl who performs well as a paizuri fuckdoll. When its her only marketable skill, one expects her to get gud at it.

>>14254048
Salt-kun is back.

>>14254021
Crap, they are on to us!

>>14254051
>he doesn't know that if you don't go to MGC, MGC comes to you

There is no escape.

>>14254048
Why so mad anon

>>14254053
Shut up alp.

>>14254061
That is why I picked a wife early before the big event.

>>14254065
Why are you talking to yourself in the mirror?

>>14254068
But I'm talking to you, the alp.

>>14254052
All fires burn out eventually. The stronger they burn the sooner they'll extinguish.

>>14254006
No you know what would go perfect with this? That picture of the apophis with the haunted look.

>You'll never have a Cheshire Cat girlfriend that teases you relentlessly.
>You'll never wake up with her ass in your face and her lips around your dick.
>You'll never walk into your bathroom to take a shower only to find her there, naked and doing a seductive dance in the shower.
>You'll never round a corner in your house only to be greeted with a face full of floating cat tits.
>She'll never sneak into your bed at night and cuddle you, pressing her entire body against yours, nuzzling your cheek with hers and purring.
>You'll never wake up the next morning to find her laying on top of you with heart eyes saying she's waited long enough.
>She'll never finally steal your virginity by fucking you all morning long while kissing you passionately.
This blows.

>>14254041
I remember seeing a 3D porno with that.

Where can I find a proofreader?

>>14254072
Ah, I see how it is. You have DID and think other people are the alp because you can't accept you are the alp.

>>14253905
Probably, they've spent centuries accumulating that smug.
Still, a few doses can knock one down a peg or two when her clothes struggle to contain an ass ballads are written about and hips that block doorways, not to mention the udders and unelven pudge she'd be packing

Girls, girls, you're both cute alps and I'm sure a husband will take you both in.

>>14254041
Hey if a manticore can have four mouths I can have two dicks can't I?

>>14254067
Oh yeah, who?

>>14254076
>no drunk Cheshire onee-san that gets her ass stuck in your bedroom window on "accident"

>>14254086
Just a fox woman, nothing special.

>>14254074
The Light that Shines Twice as Bright Burs Half as Long

>>14254076
>She'll never finally steal your virginity by fucking you (in the ass) all morning long while kissing you passionately.
Fixed for ya faggot cat lover.

>>14254077
Did you see the one with the woman who had 2 vaginas?

>>14254084
Shut up Alp.

>>14254080
Are you sure that's not what's happening to you?

>>14254094
Fuck off with that dead ass meme.

>>14254094
Bob pls leave.

>>14254096
Yes, you see, I'm perfectly calm while you're being bitchy for no reason, clearly you're on your period and need a dick to soothe you. Might I direct you to >>14253817?

Happy daughterus

how would introducing your waifu to your family go?
How would getting introduced to her family go?

>>14254104
Anon, I'm sure you are confused right now but your dick is not there anymore, you have to let him go.

>>14254109
Are dicked daughterus.

>>14254087
>no oppai loli Cheshire Cat and her Cheshire Jinko sister

>>14254109
slutty daughterus for some
happy daughterus for all

>>14254110
If I'm lucky, they won't call the cops.

>>14254113
Anon, no.

Why is this alp so cute? I just want to break her into a dick hungry cocksleeve. Am I the only one?

>>14254110

My family would probably just be happy so see me in a relationship with someone.

>>14254111
>implying
You just want me to imgur a picture of my dick don't you? Yep, you're an alp allright.

>>14254110
They would probably just be happy I found someone, even if she has a couple centuries on me. And doesn't breath anymore. I'm not sure her family would even still be alive.

God, I hate sex.

Why can't the demon lord just go back to the old ways of murdering humans? Things were so much better then. People knew their place, and there was none of this 'peace and love' bullshit. There was never so much degeneracy either, since everyone was so busy dying to monsters; the natural order of things. Just goes to show you, if people aren't oppressed, they forget what's right and wrong. And clearly what's wrong is sex.

>>14254119
huhh they should.

>>14254120
Yes, anon.

>>14254109
Happy moms

>>14254110
>how would introducing your waifu to your family go?
Probably okay. It won't get my parents back together though.
>How would getting introduced to her family go?
Hopefully without issue.

>>14254127
Chief Goddess pls go.
And stay salty that you're not getting any.

>>14254127
You see guys there will still be war
Because someone has to kill faggots like this

>>14254130
Daughterus are for cuddling, not for dicking.

>>14254127
Are you a unicorn?

>>14254110
Most of them might be okay with it, or they might call me a freak. I would think her family would be easy to get along with.

>>14254122
You're the only one. In the whole wide world.

>>14254110
Might go decently well. My parents are pretty understanding.
If my little brother says anything I'm gonna slam dunk him through the couch.

>>14254139
I'm not him, but I would say they are for both. At the same time.

>>14254139
You're right, cuddlefucked daughterus are happiest daughterus.

>>14254117
>Oppai loli Cheshire will never rest her breasts on your head because she can't float properly with them

>>14254124
Not all of us are so eager to see dick pics like you alp. And I don't want you to search for dick pics in gay sites to show me, you are an alp and I accept you just like you are, no need to keep hiding it.This is boring, good bye.

>>14254122
>>14254144
He is not alone! I shall aid him in breaking the Alp!

>>14254158
>left as soon as he heard he wasn't getting the dick
Gu huh huh.

>>14254124
>>14254158
>>14254161
Cut out the ERP session you fags.

>All this Alp posting
I wish some other monster girl gets shitposted over some day. Alps have nothing meriting hate even within threadcanon, they're just straight up female men who like men.

Like, call your opponents cait sith or something. Those are at least legitimately terrible beyond any argument, and deserve to be dragged through the mud considering.

>>14254110
My parents would be happy that I'm with a rich girl that knows how to be in charge of the relationship. My mother would be especially pleased.

Her parents would be ok with it I guess.

>Monster girls with sharp claws wearing big fuzzy mitts so they don't accidentally hurt you during cuddling
There needs to be more of this

>>14254153
so true, so true
>Oppai loli Familiar will never rest her breasts on your head because she can't float properly with them

>>14254180
But then that would be monsterboys anon and that's absolutely haram.

>>14254157
>You'll never take in the Smug Squad after they were hit by an Oppai Loli potion.
>You'll never have to deal with their lewd breasts being several dozen sizes too big for the clothes you give them.
>They'll never wake you up in the middle of the night for your "reward" for taking care of them.
>Paizuri whenever you want it, for however long you want it.
>They'll never eventually get a cure for their condition but keep some bottles of Oppai Loli potion around for special occasions.
>You'll never be the shared boyfriend/paizuri buddy of the smug squad.

Aw man.
I still like the smug squad because it has four of my favorites in it.

>>14254183
Why would your mother be happy about?

>>14254127
It's easier to seduce and break someone through sex than it is to overpower them. The demon lord saw this, and capitalized on it. It's our own damn fault for not being in control of our dicks.

>>14254180
>female men

>>14254110
If monster girls aren't common in this hypothetical reality they'd probably freak out. If they are common they'd probably just be happy that I found someone.

>>14254199
It's not strange for the wife to be the head of the family/the one in charge in my country.

>>14254180
Nah man, we all agreed last thread that Cait Sith is best girl, weren't you here? you must have missed it, it was a great thread.

>>14254217
Huh.

>>14254195
>Smug Squad
Soiled it.
Would have been better if it was just about an oppai loli cheshire.

SPOILERED FOR CUTENESS

HONK

>>14254139
>daughteru tugs at your sleeve
>you look down at her and see 'that look'
>you go to your room and undress, naked but for a mask
>she enters the room, not saying a word
>slowly crawls into bed and begins sniffing and nuzzling your dick until you're erect
>positions herself and lowers her aching cunt onto your member, devouring every inch
>you stifle a grunt as she begins bucking her hips
>she glistens with sweat from exertion, her tiny womb being knocked every which way by your raging phallus
>then all of a sudden she collapses on top of you
>she says she feels lonely
>you wrap your arms around her and stroke her hair
>she perks right up and resumes moving her hips while being held
>you soon release, filling her to the brim
>you move your hand away but she stops you, saying she wants to stay like this just a while longer
>drifts off to sleep
>carry her to bed and kiss her forehead
>she smiles
>send her off to schools the next day with a healthy lunch like a good daddy should

See? It doesn't have to be awkward.

Can undead become double undead?

>>14254217
What country is this?

>>14254186
What if they're capable of receding or polymorphing them away?

>>14254226
Should be a shog, kikis are old and busted.
Unless that is some sort of alp hybrid, that would be neat.

>>14254225
No but anon you don't get it.
Four smug Oppai Lolis
FOUR.
Quadruple smug titfucking anon.

>>14254231
Her ass is too flat.

>>14254231
This is a honk free zone dammit.

>>14254233
Probably not.

>>14254180
>female men
?
????????

>>14254232
It's awkward, and wrong, and bad.

>>14254245
I desire one, and only one.

>>14254232
She can take care of herself. Dad can't be around for everything.

>>14254183
>my son is faggot bloodbag
>at least she's rich

Anon's Dad

>>14254234
Betaland.

>>14254234
Imaginationland.

>>14254258
What did Vampires ever do to you anon, they seem to be getting a lot of hate lately?

>>14254250
Why?

>>14254255
>leaving lolis to fend for themselves

>>14254180
All Alp posters secretly are the same person who does it because he was one rejected by an Alp, and as such, converses with himself about them in monster girl threads everyday because he still hasn't gotten over it.

>>14254266
He's just upset because people like things he doesn't.

>>14254255
But that's all sad and lonely anon! She should enjoy her daddy while he's around!

>>14254273
Loli's are scary. They form gangs and bully grown men. God forbid you're some poor salary man.

>>14254266
It's become an ongoing thing that's cool to do, like Alp posting, holst-mino posting, and kiki-shog posting.

>>14254280
When I was her age, all I had was the internet and my hand. She'll be fine with jut that.

>>14254231

>>14254286
And this is how shitty parents are made.

>>14254286
>all I had was the internet and my hand
And look how you turned out

>>14254288
HONK HONK

>>14254226
BEST GIRL

>>14254291
I'm teaching her to be independent and do things for herself.


>>14254295
Now that's just rude.

>>14254231
>>14254297
Damn it Chen, can't you read?
I told you the signs wouldn't work

>>14254234
USA

>>14254303
There's clearly not going to be any effect if we don't enforce the rules.

>>14254297
Put in your 3D diaphragm cat, it's coming at you

>>14254305
Dog Bless

>>14254302
Truth hurts fappy.

>>14254298
The absolute best.

>>14254305
Clearly not USA

I want a Christmas Cake to hunt and trap me

>>14254318
Has there been a story yet with both of them trying to out-clean each other?

>>14254017
Nigger, you are gayer than both of the alps in this thread put together.

>>14254305
>USA
Big red pls go

>>14254324
>Cynthia
This isn't a trap, this is a fucking invitation to the gates of Valhalla

>>14254324
>human
Gross

>>14254321
Not yet.

>>14254335
>Femdom America
As long as we keep our rights and liberties I am ok with this

>>14254318
>you will never exorcise a shoggoth out of your kiki and trap it in a soul gem, forcing it to watch as you fuck best girl every night

>>14254334
For Cynthia even human would be okay. 3DPD would be stretching it, though.

>>14254343
Necromancy is banned in cyrodil anon, don't make me call the guard on your ass.

>>14254342
>it becomes like that 'stress 'relief' doujin
>any hamplanet can grab you and force you to lick the sweat from under her five chins
>can't say no
This is the future you chose.

>>14254342
That's extremely unlikely. There's not many 3D women worth submitting to, sadly.

>>14254131
Young widows who can never find another man because monster girls mate for life.

>>14254324
Is this what lazy CC mimic looks like?

>>14254358
They should go with them to the underworld then. When will KC expand in that?

>>14254354
No hambeasts would either have to adapt or go extinct
They would become the neckbeards and fedoras of society since men would be the ones giving consent
To successful talk with men they would have to get fit

>>14254353
Call the guards I don't give a crap.

>>14254367
>consent
Want to read my post again?

>>14254366
>the wife should follow her husband into death
Whoa there, anon. When the Order talks about returning to traditional values, they don't mean THAT traditional.

I want to develop a line of chastity belts specifically for tailpussies!

>>14254334
Better?

>>14254377
That is where I disagree
Since men will take over the role of feminists then men will have control over the term rape
Spooky skeletons can defend themselves against the ham beasts

>>14254383
So you made Smurfette big whoop

>>14254383
Give her black sclera and yellow irises and we're golden.

>>14254379
Hm, I remember KC said something like that, let me check the archives.
>>14254383
Much better.

>>14254384
It would also men there would be female /r9k/ bitching about how all men are sluts and more women raping men.

>>14254396
But for a woman to rape a man she couldn't be a ham beast and would have to be fit or a monster girl
I suppose date rape drugs are there but eh

>>14254334
Anyone who doesn't like pokegirls needs to be shot.

>>14254395
You're correct. Since the afterlife is confirmed many monstergirls commit suicide to be with their husbands. Others wait until they die of age without having another partner, and an extreme minority gets a new partner, but KC himself confirmed that getting a widow accept your love is super hard mode and stated he doesn't like the idea too much (he basically said it might happen, just as always to please to everyone)

>>14254405
Ara ara are you butt frustrated?

>>14254382
Do they explode?

>>14254367
>>14254367
>they would become
>implying they aren't already

>>14254410
No anon, explosions aren't sexy and neither is guro. Go back to /d/ or faggotland or wherever it is that you come from.

>>14254324
How would they lure you to them?

>>14254418
>explosions aren't sexy
>go back to faggotland
You're the one locking up the pussy in a chastity belt

>>14254407
Yep, that was it.

>>14254424
Honestly just some kind words and a genuine smile and maybe a headpat or two and I'm hooked forever.

>>14254429
Sssslluuutttt.

>>14254424
Children's card games?
Free beer is more likely though, I'm a sucker for free beer.

>>14254433
Words can be hurtful anon, you almost triggered me there.

>tfw no husbando

>>14254429
Seconded

I want to be princess carried by a big, strong wolf!

>>14254407

Probably because being NTRed after death would be terrible.

>Die before your waifu does
>Wait patiently for her in the afterlife for decades, looking forward to when you can finally be together again
>She completely forgot about you and showed up with some random guy

>>14254451
Grapesnakes don't deserve them.

>>14254451
I'll be your husbando

>>14254451
Mirror the image and replace her with an anon

>>14254457
Big?
For you?

>>14254459
>there are people who would take a brown human over a purple snek
And the worst part is it's probably because of her feet.

>>14254459
What's wrong with best snakes?

>>14254457
I want to princess carry a wolf!

>>14254458
That's basically why I would never go for a widow/milf

>>14254459
She deserves everything
You deserve nothing

>>14254451

What would she taste like if I licked her?

>>14254481
It's like the bible verse of the woman that had multiple husbands
I don't even think they solved the issue

>>14254475
>best snakes
Sorry, but they're not Echidnas so they can't be best snakes.

>>14254458
>ntr'd
>you're dead
>implying you're still beholden to one another
>not making it with sluttty ghosts

>>14254491
Death do we part just means you'll be separated for a bit then are reunited again
It should be "Until death do we part, and we are reunited again in eternal life"

>>14254503
I am rolling my eyes.

>>14254491

>Being this much of an actual cuck

>>14254507
Are you having a seizure?
Or just being a Faggot?

>>14254512
I am disgusted by your naiveté.

>>14254057
He's back!
With a lust! For revenge!
And a desire! For skin!

>>14254522
>land that runs on sex and magic
>upset that someone is being whimsical

Don't cut yourself on all that edge, lad

>>14254522

I'm sorry, are you confusing how things work in the world of monsters with how they work in real life?

>>14254531
You don't fool me hopeful heart.

>>14254522
I bet you believe the lie that Santa is fake too don't you

>>14254522
A wild edge-lord appeared!

Man this is a stupid infantile fucking conversation.

You know what isn't stupid?

What do you think cons in MGC are like?

>>14254551
rape

>>14254549
Shitting dicknipples?

>>14254551
Like normal cons but more rape

>Anons actually think monster girls would be loyal to them

You're all fucking idiots.

>>14254551
Kidnappings, time theft from jobs, public indecency, etc.

The more I think about it, the more a monstergirl apocalypse seems like the perfect doomsday scenario.
It's basically a plague on our most sensitive needs, and it's so insanely bizarre that almost no one would be willing to hold a discussion about how to prevent it. Would men even want to talk about being sexually assaulted by half-animal creatures? How would you come out to ordinary people and talk about how this freaky snake with a woman's torso bound and raped you?
There could be monstergirls out there right now, in a sort of "dark stage", like a virus. Biding their time, reproducing, completely off the radar, preying on men in settlements deep in the wilderness.
And then, when the time comes, they'll head out for larger cities.

>>14254551
Filled with tanukis going
>Ooooh, THAT kind of con...

>>14254561

>>14254551
Conventions that show off newly created quest items and loot.
They also have matchmaking booths for Cyclops and other adventurer monstergirls.

Shit in here's getting so edgy my eyes are bleeding.

This thread needs more Yeti to hug you rascals.

If your waifu had a premature death would you either wait for death to come or suicide to be as soon as possible with her again? You either don't have a daughteru or she's old enough to have her own family and you don't need to worry about it.

Or you could always go for another monstergirl, if you're a faggot.

>>14254570
That image doesn't look like bullying at all!
Are they doing something indecent?

>>14254578
Murder-Suicide. Though I don't think I could be the one to murder my waifu, so she'd have to kill me. I can't imagine life without her once I have her.

>>14254578
i would hope she would return as an undead asap.

>>14254578
Faggotry it is. I'll be the first man in this thread to make an afterlife harem and shoot shit eating grins at the faggot normie monogushits.

>>14254578
My waifu is already dead.

>>14254578
I'd go down into the underworld fighting off thirsty monstergirls and get my waifu back from Charon in exchange for making her laugh.

>>14254578
Use necronomican to kill everyone
Unite all souls as undead

>>14254578
If there is a daughteru I wouldn't mind being the creepy old guy at family events. Otherwise an heroing would be an inevitability. Have to go out in a cool fashion though, like base jumping or sky diving.

>>14254578
I'd wait. There's still plenty of good I could do in the world and she wouldn't want me to give up life on her behalf.

>>14254578
Of course I'd go after another woman.

She's dead, who fucking cares?

>>14254593
No Gendo, Instumentality is not the right thing to do.

>>14254600
To get back with your waifu you gotta do some crazy and tough shit

>>14254578
Stay with my waifu's ghost until I die. What now, you faggot? I bet you're the kind of person so shitty, that it doesn't matter how hard you wipe after a session on the crapper, you'll always come back with a fresh coating of liquid dookie. It doesn't matter how hard you scrub, you could be rubbing that anus of yours till the paper's red with blood, you'll still come back with a steaming helping of your lard-filled shit, you piggish jokester. I mean what I say buddy, you probably produce more shit than carbon dioxide, you penis-suckling turdkuckle. I'd tell you to look up "unholy abomination of a fuck-up" in the dictionary, but you'd probably get the pages so smeared with your shit that you couldn't see your own ugly mug staring back at you when and if you finally find the definition. What I'm getting at is that you're an embarrassment to your mother, father, grandparents on both sides, and more than that, you're a disappointment to the atoms that make up your ass-raping ass. There are gulper eels with more likability than your dog-dildo self, and I mean those really creepy gross kinds of gulper eels too. Also you're dumb.

>>14254600
You have to accept that he really love his waifu. Look at what he did.

>>14254563
We can hope so.

>You will never get to be in a Lamia snake pit
why live?

>>14254563
I'd be like the Talos preacher next to a statue of the demon lord in a border city

>>14254607
I already had pasta for dinner mate, no more please.

>>14254578
>Implying I don't pay for undeath insurance so I'll get my waifu back no matter what happens

>>14254578
I never understand why there's always what if your waifu died questions when Liches exist who can easily molest the laws of nature and bring you back.

>>14254623
That's not all I'd let the Lich molest

>>14254616
Would the conservative extremists south think that monstergirls are satan's children, or a genetically-engineered government plot to kill them off?

>>14254628
As a conservative extremist from the south I would love them but that's just me I guess

>>14254628
Would the liberals in the west coast think Monster Girls were sexist for objectifying the female body, or racist for taking up living space that could've been given to those poor refuges?

>>14254628
>>14254634
Would they help me in the oncoming race war? The south is great except for the crime and the poverty and the federal government overstepping its bounds. Cough, minorities, cough, cough.

>>14254613
>tfw no oppai loli pit

>>14254628
Why would the Southerners hate big titty sex machines? Especially ones they can weaponize.

>>14254641
My nigga. I want to secede with my waifu and enjoy sweet tea, firearms, and dixie music.
>TFW Yankees will never be able to enjoy Southern Pride

>>14254648
Beat me to posting this.

>>14253816

I remember when people in these threads were in favor of Polt. Fuck it, I still think she's great.

>>14254652
>southern pride
>pride over being racist losers
You can stop being an embarrassment to this nation any time.

>>14254652
As a born and raised Southerner, Southern Pride is the best shit as long as you're self-aware.

>beat me to posting it
Course I did, Yankee. At least your heart's in the right place.

>>14254628
I'm sure some of the christtards will find a way to hate this, but the majority of us would make it work.

>>14254652
Must be hard living above the Mason Dixon line. If you can call that living.

>>14254668
>yankee detected

>>14254637
I guess it comes down to which political group hates them first.
If the liberals hate them because muh objectification, the conservatives will love them for making liberals shit themselves.
If the conservatives hate them because muh bible, the liberals will like them because they're a statement of "perfection in demi-female beauty" or some shit. Or they'll get heralded as a minority. Or both.
My point is, the American two party political system will never agree on anything, ever.

If you fags are gonna duke it out with the Civil War shit again, at least make it related to monstergirls this time.

>>14254682
We can all agree that Coco is best boy

>>14254682
It's all about the money anon.

>>14254683
I want to tie a Holst up and spank her belly until it's all red and sensitive!