/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14241898
Hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho!

Second for tying up loli snakes!

I claim thins new land in the name of the earth spirits!

Shirimanko!

>>14241904
Troll and Gnome do gardening, discuss.

>>14241904
*this

>>14241904
No thanks lady, beans tear my insides up something awful.

>>14241909
Pussy?

>>14241910
It would be a nice gardening show until the sunlight gets to the troll and she rapes someone.

>>14241914
LET'S PLANT SOME SEED!

>>14241914
>>14241915
I would watch that.

>>14241913
Asspussy.

Make sure to bundle your mice up really well this winter.

>>14241920
>Remember girls, after a long, hard night of love-making, a man loves nothing better than waking up to the scent of freshly made stew!
>>14241926
Mice huddle up inside all winter, don't they?

>>14241926
Her ears must be so cold anon, are you too cheap to get her an ear cosy or even some earmuffs?

>>14241928
Most hibernate, yeah.

>>14241930
What if she prefers getting her ears warmed up by my hands whenever she needs them warmed up? I may need to breath on them a bit to really warm them up though.

>>14241942
>rubbing ears
>breathing on them
This is very close to lewd sniffing -territory.

>>14241914
A gardening show done by MG's would have a monthly special for nectar.

>>14241949
This is intolerably lewd and I can't help but feel there's a guy watching helplessly, unable to fap due to being trapped in an Arachne's web.
I want to be the guy.

>>14241945
Trust me, I think that guy is a pervert too. I just want to romance mice.

>>14241956
Mmm-hmm. Shouldn't you be writing about a horny cat who didn't get any because she had to take care of a kid?

>>14241955
Just hold out for the eventual spider pussy and wreck her when she arrives.

>>14241962
>implying she didn't organize all this because she's into OD
There is no hope. Only tickles.

>>14241955
Just convince the Arachne that things would be much more fun if she tied up the other 3.

Double teaming them one at a time with an ara ara spider would be nice.

>>14241901
I don't know where this came from all of a sudden, but I'm all for it.

>>14241968
You'll see.

>>14241901
Sounds like good fun to me.

>>14241949
I cant shake the thought of a Alraune doing the Nicholas cage thing.

>>14241961
I am, I'm just not making much progress due to work. And procrastination. And brainstorming around a plot point. Mostly procrastination.

>>14241904
I still think we need more gnome stories

Tie up the Mousegirls! Bondage war now!

>>14241992
Then write one or get a writefag to do a greentext?

>>14241971
Is that you, Quicksilver?

>>14242003
Most likely.

>>14241998
but who would want to write a gnome green text?
Apart from me, I might do it later

>>14241904
I would start discussing how good Gnome cuddles are, but I'm in no rested state of mind to do so.

Anyways, Gnome cuddles are great.

>>14242013
I wonder if they can make there hands as smooth as marble?

>>14241971
This wouldn't happen to be a little white snake by any chance, would it?

>>14241997
Am I doing it right?

>>14242018
It would be safe to assume so, yes.

>>14242020
No silly, like this!

>>14242020
I want to coat mouse girls with MY hot wax!

>>14242028
Well I very well can't escape the Maushole now, can I?

>>14242030
What's wrong with the one on the left's ears? Why are they censored, are mousegirl ears really that lewd?

>>14242034
The had to censor the tube of mayonnaise that's squirting on the girls for copyright reasons.

>>14242032
Not when you're buried in Bondage-Mouse-dakis! Hahaha!

>>14242034
She has a thick piece of gouda cheese resting on her head.

>>14242036
Mayonnaise is icky.

>>14242014
that would feel weird.

I NEED a MG like this.

>gloomy aura/vibe yet genki
>christmas cake virgin
>sleepy eye bags
>sickly-moe
>very kind and easy going
>pale
>fluffy hair
>firm breasts on the smaller side

This is my feminine ideal.

>>14242034
You know how heart pupils are a thing? Well imagine if ears could mold themselves into psuedo-hearts. Yeah it would be really fucking lewd.

>>14242014
Not sure about their hands, but I assume they have the ability to perform instantaneous landscaping, giving the two of you a perfect patch of grass or a field of flowers to lay on, and trees to provide shade.

>>14242047
>implying she didn't pierce your heart with a shot of love when she said "No~ No~" with the finger wag in episode 2

>>14242032
Why would you ever want to? They work so well as dakis, they can be sweet and lewd at the same time, and they smell good. What's the issue?

>>14242030
Maus bandits! They're after my cheeses!

>>14242052
I'm a married man, married to the kind of lady who doesn't take kindly to bitches and hoes trying to steal her hubby.

>>14242047
>>14242051
Who is this fiend?

>>14242047
>Sensei as an Oomukade
>Stella as a Salamander
>Imouto as a Baphomet
I want all these things.

>>14242054
The only option left is to give them more of it than they can handle.

>>14242060
Yuri-chan from Rakudai.

>>14242063
And hand over my valuable, master-crafted cheeses? No way.

Unless they hold me at gunpoint.

>>14242052
I don't know about you, but hot wax and clothespins on my nipples are on my "Fuck that Shit" list, for the same reason I could never have feelings towards Krampus.

>>14242066
And what does she do?

>>14242049
man the shit you could pull with that level of power.

>>14242068
Well you don't have to do that stuff. Nobody's forcing you to.
Me? I'm all for it. And Krampus.

>>14242069
Act really cute, then vomit a liter of blood and shrug it off like it's nothing while resting in the infirmary and acting even cuter.

>>14242074
Is this show worth watching then?

>>14242063
Sure you wanna do that? You'll need to take responsibility.

>>14242076
It has plenty of semen demons, put it that way.

>>14242081
But that's it? I need something more.

>>14242076
it's pretty good TBH.

>>14242077
By turning her into a brood mother who's constantly pregnant with more mice? Can do.

>>14242082
The main character's not a total faggot and there's entertainment to be found in the fact that a single samurai won ww2 for Japan but it's similar to a lot of other battle academy shows.

The main difference is that there's actual romantic progression early on in the source material and the tsundere goes from tsun -> dere rather than being a bipolar bitch.

>>14242089
I think I'll pass.

>>14242081
I came across a thread on /a/ that was talking about it. The OP was this delicious looking girl with white hair lounging in a bath. Made me want to watch it...

Also the opening is pretty catchy and stylish.

>>14242094
The OP and ED are pretty unusual for the type of show it is.

Talking of anime, people better be watching the best monster girl show there's been in a long time.

>>14242100
I'm only working on my backlog and watching Ashita no Joe now.

>>14242100
Should I watch the first one first?

>>14242103
I'd recommend playing it as a game, it's a solid srpg. The adaptation is perfectly acceptable though, they just cut out the H scenes and changed the fate of a minor villain.

Let's all relax and have a good time, yeah?
Enjoy some music or something.
https://youtu.be/NYz8xs163YU?t=43s

>>14242119
One day I will see Apophis and Pharaoh stop their feud.
Even if it means they have to be slapped around.

>>14242119
I'm willing to be seduced by this grape snake.

How big do you like your monster-waifu?

>>14242162
Like so.

>>14242123
>Pharaoh goes to Apophis' territory
>It's the darkest realm she has ever seen
>Enters the pyramid
>The mamono inside is so dense it's intoxicating
>No guards, no servants, no one to be seen
>However she can hear plenty of moans
>Reach Apophis' room
>She coils around her husband and hiss at the Pharaoh
>"Pharaoh, you finally reveal your true nature, I won't hand my domain to you!"
>"Suraya, I gave you this pyramid why would I take it back?"
>"I won't fall for your trap, come closer and you will have a taste of my venom!"
>"Why are you always like this? I came here to ask you to stop stealing my subordinates."
>"I will never cease freeing my people from your slavery!"
>Pharaoh sighs and leaves
>"Did you see that darling? I protected us from the evil Pharaoh!"

There will never be peace in the desert.

>>14242162
That's just
That's simply too big.

>>14242167
>painting Apophis as a deranged lunatic while the Pharaoh is reasonable and friendly
Public Relations Anubis works hard for those bones, huh.

>>14242162
About lawyer-chan big.

>>14242169
I like nothing more than giving my Anubis waifu relaxing massages when she comes home after a long day at work having to act as middle-woman between a Pharaoh and Apophis; sorting out the propaganda they both generate to create a middle-ground where neither looks too good or too bad. Because neither of them are too bad, but they're too stuck in their ways to be all that good either.

>>14242164
I want to be princess carried by my legal loli waifu.

>>14242171
Lawyer's big girls are the best, has he ever done anything Jinko related? The style is perfect for them.

>>14242168
What if she was very gentle, and caring with you?

>>14242162
>giantess
Fuck off

>>14242185
She's not a giantess, she obviously used foul magics to shrink the guy for some nefarious purpose.

>>14242186
Probably to tie him up in tiny shibari and use him as a necklace for between her breasts.

>>14242195
Down with tyranny! Remove Pharaoh!

>>14242186
Spelunking, no doubt. How else is she going to ironically "punish" tomb raiders?

"~Ohohohoho~! You want to find my treasure, little thief? Make sure you look deep inside~"

>>14242198
I refer you to my previous comment on the matter.>>14242196
But I also find myself strangely fascinated.

>>14242162
>think she was making a lewd gesture from the thumbnail
How disappointing.

>>14242198
>"~Ohohohoho~! You want to find my treasure, little thief? Make sure you look deep inside~"
I didn't ask for this boner.

Here's a hypothetical question. I'm a single 19 year old man with his virginity living in the SF Bay Area and I like Monstergirls. In addition to that I'm stressed, the temperature in my bed is never right, and I like to moan loudly when I masturbate. Assuming Monstergirls started existing right now, how long would it take for one to find me? Who finds me first?

>>14242215
We're in trouble now, we are.
>>14242219
Succuvirus is with you now.

>>14242219
>SF Bay Area
I'm so sorry. I'm afraid you'll be getting nothing but Alps and butch minotaurs, bruh. GETMEOUTOFHERE

>>14242220
I identify as a man and like having a man's body. Do you mean a normal succubus? At least tell me she's a scientist!

>>14242228
>I identify as a man
Scratch that, even Succuvirus wouldn't associate with someone who would say such a thing.

I did a thing. A short Falling Leaves thing. There's also an announcement at the beginning in case people haven't heard yet.

http://pastebin.com/ZGaeE1t8

Hope you guys enjoy it, though it's really super short.

>>14242235
>National Novel Writing Month
Eh.

>>14242228
What's with the tumblr speak?

>>14242225
No tech genius Liches or Crow Tengu programmers, orgies at startups to improve teamwork, sharkgirls promising they'll keep you warm if you jump in the ocean, visiting Valkeries and Angels or Fallen Angels during Fleet Week, wine drinking Onis who want a bodypillow to sleep with, BDSM loving girls that know every knot in existance, or Lilims on vacation from a demon realm?

Are you living here too?

>>14242234
That's how Alps work. If you want to be a woman with a woman's body demonic energy makes you one. Didn't you mean Alp by succuvirus?

>>14242247
Succuvirus is her own thing, and I'm not wasting her on someone who spouts this garbage.

>>14242238
Write 50,000 words in 30 days (November) and win the prize of feeling good about yourself and your writing I guess.

>>14242242
I thought he was implying I would become an alp, which only happens if you want it to. I like being a guy and having a guy's body, so I won't become one. I'm not a sjw.

So /mgt/, which monster girl do you most want to invite to church so she can hear the good Word, partake in the sacraments, and join you in salvation as your sister in Christ?

>>14242250
I said
>Eh.
Not
>Eh?

>>14242248
I don't post on tumblr and I'm not a SJW. The way Alps work is literally dependent on whether you want to be the sexy monstergirl. What's garbage about that?

>>14242252
Dark preist. Just to fuck with her.

>>14242253
Then what was your Eh. attempting to convey?

>>14242254
Just shut up already.

>>14242256
Ever seen Despicable Me? It's the same as meh, but with less effort.

>>14242250
Shit, it takes me an hour to write 100 words I'm satisfied with, I don't think a competition like that is for me. Oh, and I can't into pacing or telling stories. That might be a problem as well.

>>14242261
I see. Sorry if you feel eh, anon.

>>14242266
Why wouldn't I? What good is a competition that doesn't offer money? No point in a poorfag like me putting in the effort.

>>14242030
I want to coat mouse girls with your hot wax too!

>>14242268
not him, but I see it as a way to get the creative juices flowing.

>>14242271
Gay.

>>14242271
that doesn't sound right.

>>14242268
It isn't a contest, it's a challenge a bunch of people attempt at the same time to help each other write. And it's not like it costs anything to try it out. You don't even have to sign up for their site or go out and meet other writers if you really don't want to. I use it to get my ass into gear and actually write something I want to write. I have a lot of pent-up ideas that I want to get down on paper, so it's very good for that kind of thing.

>>14242255
you monster

>>14242100
Wait, they've remade Underwater Ray Romano?

>>14242281
I'm glad it's good for you, but for me it's just... eh. If I want to get something written, I get it written. If I can't get something done, it just means I don't want to hard enough.

>>14242235
>National Novel Writing Month
Best of luck. Or inspiration, or whatever you wish for a writing competition.

>>14242285
It's a sequel. Different cast with some old characters making appearances.

>>14242288
Sounds good, breh. I wish you luck in your own writing endeavors!

>Have big strong muscle waifu
>She wants to be a dom whether you let her or not is up to you
>She gets pregnant and is all 'man fuck this shit I'm going to look fat, and have to take care of a kid.'
>Due date comes, she gives birth and the doctors hand the daughteru over
>She turns into the most loving, caring, gentle mother she can be.
>Give the baby motherly kisses, talks baby talk to her, consoles her when she's getting fussy and has a motherly glow when breast feeding
Name something better

>>14242299
Bitch, I don't need luck. I'm a genius!

>>14242252
>Take Hellhound to church
>She's cautious, not because she's wary of church, but because she thinks people will look down on her for being what she is
>You hold her and and go in boldly
>She's blushing eye's locked to the floor
>The congregation welcomes her with open arms and understanding
>She embraces the faith entirely
>Becomes even more religious than you
>Becomes happy housewife and raises a litter of moral and just daughteru pups

>>14242301
Mrs. Fields ice cream cookie sandwich.

>>14242301
Does she have short hair, is at least two feet taller than myself, and have a horn on her forehead?

>>14242309
yes.

>>14242314
Then no, there is no better monster waifu.

Devils are made for...

>>14242350
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

>>14242350
holding by the horns as you ravish them from behind and kiss the back of their neck

>>14242350
PENETRATION!

>>14242350
Cuddling, of course!

>>14242350
Being ignored in favour of demons.

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>>14242304
I want to venture into the uncharted jungle with my zealous hellhound missionary waifu to spread the faith to the amazons!

>>14242355
Now this I can get behind

>>14242255
Slap.jpg

>>14242301
Chocolate slime waifu.

>>14242374
Come on, your telling me you wont take the chance for some evil?

>>14242380
Das my waifu man.

>>14242360
>>14242350
those elbow spines are just begging to be ripped/broken off in a really painful accident

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>>14242389
I should really play those Rance games.

>>14242394
Rance is a gentleman and would never hurt a girl. Gahahaha!

>>14242386
>resting arm on car's window, windows roll up, spines snap off
>someone in a sweater runs past her from behind, catches on her spine and snap's them off
>get's caught in a revolving door and snaps off
>trips and falls awkwardly and they snap off

fuck that

>>14242394
Just finished torrenting them the other day myself, the annoying thing is that unless nyaa is lying to me that there's gaps in the games that have translations.

>>14242386
And without her elbow spines she will become a hobo and die

>>14242419
Also the main games for Feliss are Rance 03, Rance 5D, Rance VI and Rance Quest Magnum which are all not translated.

She does appear in 2, III and IV but in III she's just someone you summon for battles and 03 is the first game she's had a major role.

She did do really well in the Rance 03 popularity poll though so should continue to get plenty of attention.

Kamilla is the other major monster girl in appearance and her main role is in VI.

Medusa and Gele could count as well I guess

>>14242419
That's unfortunate. Are the gaps at least in the story section? Or are they also in the gameplay parts. All I know about the games is that they're tactics games with MGs to fug.

>>14242372
>>14242355
Muh niggas
Sword penetration is the only type of penetration monsterscum deserve

>>14242430
>which are all not translated
Figures, fuck.
>>14242434
I'm actually not sure, I'd assume they're like most other games with multiple instalments and you can jump in at any point and only miss a few references but I'd probably read up on it more before doing that.

>>14242419
>>14242434
All the translated games are fully translated.

Rance mostly fucks human girls.

With her redesign Gele should count as a monster girl

Discuss bats and ways to bully them

>>14242441
She's pretty~

And good to know, anon, thanks.

I want to go ferret legging with a loli raiju!

>>14242440
Sengoku is the main translated game and is standalone plotwise.

The other translated games are the ones from the 90s
Rance I, Rance 2 (graphic update of Rance II not a remake), Rance III, Rance IV, Rance 4.1 and 4.2 and Kichikuou Rance.

Rance 2, III and IV are okay but old.
Kichikuou Ranc is old but still pretty good.

KR has direct references to the games before it but you could play it without them (they're quite short though).

There are translated digest versions for Rance I and II if you don't want to play them. (Rance I is worthless and Rance II is only good for introducing a few major characters).

>>14242444

So how do monstergirls avoid bloodthristy paladins?
Skeletons are pretty good at it.

>>14242451
I like it. Another!

Dammit, I almost fapped to furry.

>>14242459
I am pretty sure all of monstergirls is almost but not quite fapping to furry.

>>14242459
Get out, you aren't welcome here anymore.

>>14242460
Don't prod that bear anon.

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>>14242465
Yes.
Good.

>>14242372
That old man is going places

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>Fox waifu says mofu when you feel her up
>Fox Daughterus hear this
>when you hug one the next day she goes 'MOFU!'
How do you react?

>>14242480
I want to protect her smile and her baby.

>>14242480
Okay we get it you like her, you can stop spamming now

Her face reminds me a lot of the Echidna

>>14242486
I really enjoyed the light bullying in 03 and her happy she was when she thought she was free.

;_;

>I want to protect her smile

But you won't ;_;

You will never be a lawyer.

...Well everyone but that one guy.

>>14242459
>almost
Done it once or twice when the art was really good and the guy was human. Still felt like shit after though so I'm not in a hurry to do it again.

>>14242506
Ushi, attorney at law, she will rape your injustice

>>14242513
Don't have a cow, call Ushi, attorney at law

>>14242509
Nobody cares

>A Jiangshi will never hop her way into your life

>>14242545
Why do they hop anyways?

>>14242548
Shiet, mondays are slow

>you will never impregnate a MG
>she will never enter the third trimester in the middle of winter
>you'll never get double-comfy as you dote on her, cuddle, rub her baby bump, and do comfy winter shit like drink hot tea and start fires in the fireplace
>She'll never giver birth on christmas day and you'll never give your daughteru a yuletide name like "Noel"

finish me off.

I want to grope a Raiju while wearing rubber gloves! I want to laugh in her face when her electricity has no effect on me!

>>14242548
Because rigor mortis. You know, where a body stiffens after death? That's the story of why they hop. They can move their body just enough to hop themselves forward.

>>14242563
Thats sad. Must suck mane.

>>14242567
Give her your semen, Anon. It will make everything better.

>>14242571
Are you saying semen equals lubricant?

>>14242573
No, no you're thinking of Golems. This is just plain' ol' boring sexmagic.

Your ears will never be seen as foreign, weird, interesting, or touchable.

>>14242573
It could be used as that liquid thing in the articulations so they can move nicely again

Or some other stupid explanation

>>14242582
Lol, is that a centaur behind that guy? Her face frightens me way more than the other two girls.

>>14242586
She's gonna molest them ears anon, ad there ain't nothing you can diddly-do about it.

So what would this be like for other monsters? Being unfortunate and all that.

>>14242588
>Tfw you'll never be the human in a monstergirl community and all the other girls will be like, "Hey let's go feel the 'Round-ear' again, it's SO weird!"
>Tfw they'll never come start feeling your ears and you're just like, "Oh, uhh...okay."

>>14242607
You start charging them for that and you could be making some serious fuckin' money!

How do you punish your loli MG daughteru for being naughty anons?

>>14242629
Make her go to her room with no TV.
Pretty normal.

>>14242634
What will you do when she starts pleasuring herself out of boredom? It's lonely in the corner you know.

>>14242629
How naughty we talking?

>>14242636
Ignore her.
It's a punishment mane.

>>14242545
Butter got a patreon?

>>14242644
It depends anon, it could be anything from stealing a cookie to stealing your underwear to tying up that cute boy from school and keeping him under her bed for a week.

>>14242645
But what if she starts equating time outs to pleasure time? How do you deal with her increasing misbehavior and attitude that just gets more and more cocky?

>>14242656
>But what if she starts equating time outs to pleasure time? How do you deal with her increasing misbehavior and attitude that just gets more and more cocky?
Return to the wild and get a better daughteru.

>>14242617
>Anon says if they want to keep feeling him up they have to pay
>Mono-Eye (filth) looks at the floor and sighs
>Elf pulls out her purse and hands anon a $5
>Horse Pussy grabs Anon's hand then forces him to grope her well endowed breasts before saying "Even trade!" and molests Anon's ears with both hands
>Tanuki watching rings her hands greedily together while saying she's got a great idea for dosh

>>14242664
But that's just running from your problems! Sure it may be an effective punishment even if it is too harsh, but seriously. It's probably your fault she's so frustrated and misguided in the first place!

>>14242669
Running from my problems is something I am good at. Speaking of which.

>>14242654
Seems so, he's went full jew.
>There will be NSFW version in Patreon. Please take a look there
An artist's entitled to make money but he charges ridiculous prices for his commissions when there's plenty of more talented artists who'd do it for half the price.

>>14242681
Why are we abandoning the thread though?

>>14242681
This thread is fine though, and you need to face your problems! Just. Do it!

>>14242668
Nightmares are cute.

What would happen if a Medusa looked at a Slime girl?
Would she become cement?

>>14242715
Yes, they're the only slightly more acceptable from of horsepussy. Small, fluffy and perfect for cuddles and bullying!

Why does everyone like bullying the monstergirls?
Thats mean guys.

>>14242724
They're also perfectly capable of paizuri.
Now if only there were dairy-breed Nightmares.

>>14242739
You just have to get creative you lazy bum, have you ever heard of Mega-Holst milk?

>>14242735
Don't make me get the boo box.

>>14242744
W-what?

>>14242735
I only bully people who are close to me.

>>14242739
Just get some weird-ass slanty-eyed blonde Tatar horsepussy and make grody beer out of her milk.

>>14242743
I think normal Holstaur milk would be just as effective.

>>14242735
Dumb moldy, you're only good for sexy wiggles.

>>14242751
Sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ybuv2T4Gp4

>>14242750
I mean, if you're a pleb, yeah. Sure it'll probably have a greater effect due to the similarity between Nightmares and dairy breeds, but just think of the possibilities of Mega-Holst milk! Exquisite, top tier grape flavored milk that never stops flowing anon, think of that!

>>14242746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCx-M8dcDhk
This, except with a very frisky dark slime

Yetis in one piece navy blue school swimsuits!

>>14242762
B-but I would drown.

>>14242759
>Nightmare
>grape-flavored milk
Nah, I bet it's taste a bit like sweeter, richer creme.

>>14242766
Fantastic, assuming they can take off their fluffy bras and panties. Also I prefer white to dark blue on brown girls, but that's just me.

>>14242766
Their fur wold get all wet and drag them down.

>>14242769
Grape soda.

>>14242768
You'll be fine, after she's done with you she'll melt you into a dark slime

>>14242769
I could see that. I guess grape is more of a grapesnake thing, now that I think about it.

>>14242773
Niet.
Stop wasting images pls.
>>14242777
I don't an Apophis' would taste like grape unless their husbando desired it to.

>>14242776
I don't want to be slime though.

>>14242766
Hobgoblins in navy blue swimsuits. Shortstacks look amazing in them.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/I-19/Gallery

>>14242782
Iku is lame, Hachi is the best sub.

>>14242780
No one does at first.
now get in the blob box

>>14242772
They can sit in the shallow end and entertain the kids learning how to swim or I could say mamonomana stops their wet fur from weighing them down

>>14242786
>Not Maruyu
Step it up

>>14242788
O-okay

>>14242786
But Iku's a semen demon and Hachi's a fake german, there's no comparison.

>>14242794
Maruyu is annoying, she coasts too much sanity to farm for that sweet, sweet luck.

>>14242796
But Hachi has a fantastic sideboob! And glasses!

>>14242768
>Anon starts to panic as he thinks he is drowning
>Dark Slime laughs at him and says it works like an Entry Plug
>Anon panics more because that sounds like Anal / something worse than anal
>Anon blacked out!

>>14242795
And then Anon was a slime

>>14242806
this somehow became even more horrific than when I was writing it
I love it.

How would your favorite monster girl comfort you after having your heart broken by a human woman?

>>14242831
Most of them would probably do it with horrific sex acts, probably.

>>14242831
By turning her into a monster girl so I get a second shot.

>>14242831
>Aww, did Paladin-chan NTR you with Jesus? Succubutt-oneechan will make it all better...

>>14242831
By holding hands.

>>14242831
I wold probably go after her in the first place to be honest.

>>14242833
Probably with some cuddling afterward.

>>14242831
i guess i knew all along that onee-san was the girl for me and that proves it

>>14242831
Endless cuddles and time together.

This'll probably be the first obstacle to get over if MGs became real. The second would be touch aversion

>>14242837
>Paladin tells you she is chaste
>Lies
>Succubutt makes it all better
Heartwarming.

>>14242831
She'd probably cook me some comfort food and then drag me off to the shower where we sit on the floor and just kiss each other for hours under the water.

>>14242831
>Rolled holst
Probably ask if I want to go out for drinks with her, which she'd probably just change to dinner and drinks because I don't just drink.
She then does a lot of exagerated movements to show off her chest, gets super drunk because I keep missing cues so that I have to take her to my place where she can sleep it off.
And then I wake up with a drunk, red faced holst straddling me and demanding I fondle her tits.

>>14242831
Rape

>>14242252
Nice Christian Monster Girls are underrated.

>>14242047

She looks like Byakuren. I love it.

>>14242855
It's not rape if the man cums.

>>14242846
I bet all the Paladins have depraved gangbang orgies in the convent every night. N-not that it's my fetish or anything...

>>14242845
Yeah, my biggest thing to get over would be not being alone all the time. Sure I'm lonely, but I really like my alone time too. It' be hard to get over the pressure of knowing someone wants to be with me. Fuck man, too much responsibility.

>>14242831
A nice hug
Followed by horrifying rape

>>14242047

Sounds like closest would be a Dormouse that gets a measly 10 hours of sleep a day.

>>14242831
>Ushi-Oni
She's probably the kind to threaten the girl to reject me and cheer me up with hugs before taking advantage.

>>14242860
Too much risk of getting caught. They would probably masturbate a lot or bully their squires or humans they were to save into having sex with them.

>>14242867
A nice hug concurrent with horrifying rape?

>>14242859

>>14242869
How much sleep do Dormice need? I mean, I want to be able to spend awake some time together instead of just using her as a daki or just cuddling her while I watch tv or play vidya and she sleeps.

So what is the opposite of mean old paladins?

>>14242879
I think KC mentioned Dormice can apparently do a lot of basic tasks while "sleepwalking" as it were.

>>14242873
>They would probably masturbate a lot or bully their squires or humans they were to save into having sex with them.
>Get saved from an Ushi by a Paladin that seems to buzz
>She lifts her mail to reveal double dildos and a half-dozen rotor cords going into both her holes
>"You're grateful that I saved you, right...?"
>"You know what to do~"

>>14242866
Considering the circumstances, it should be fine as long as we remember that her heart is in the right place; that she just wants to make sure that everything is okay. Just have to see if we can get her to keep it in some moderation.

>>14242890
I'm not sure I like that. Seems a bit too weird and impersonal to me, I'd rather she be legitimately awake when we talk .It'd be really hard for me to convince myself that she actually does like me if she sleep-talked or if she fell asleep mid-conversation all the time.

>>14242890
And suddenly, I'm imagining a MG take on The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.

>>14242889
Nice young paladins.

>>14242899
I guess that's true. As long as she legitimately learns what too overbearing is and is mature enough to handle my thoroughly conditioned angry and rebellious response.

>>14242889
Nice young succubi

>>14242889
Friendly monster cultists that want to spread the love.

>>14242913
I want to date rape a nice young Paladin out of her virginity and act oblivious to the fact that she didn't want it while continuing to pursue her.

>>14242916
I'm not even suprised you're here, but I still want you to leave.

>>14242902
>implying she likes you and not your cock

>>14242902
They can be however you want in your headcanon, anon. Have your insomniac dormouse with bags under their eyes like >>14242047 if you want.

GOOD JOB GUYS
I TOLD YOU TO STOP BULLYING HIS WAIFU AND RIGGING BOB'S POLLS
BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
AND NOW HE IS GONE
.LESS PLEASE COME BACK
GOOD FUCKING JOB GUYS
.LESS PLS
PLS

>>14242926
I'm not even suprised you're here, but I still want you to leave.

>>14242928
Fuck off .less

>>14242916
Would cults be fun or horrible? It would be nice to be around monsters but wouldn't it just make your their servants?

>>14242919
God sees all, sinner.

>>14242928
You sound like a turbofaggot.

>>14242925
But I don't want to deprive her of what she needs anon, I'm not a monster! Even just like, 6 hours would be fine. I'm not a social person, I just want a cuddly Dormouse waifu to talk to sometimes.

>>14242928
I love .less, he's my favorite Drawfag and a good friend. Anyone save his cute comic with Laska from last thread?

>>14242928
Don't worry, I'll start caring as soon as I can.

I promise, for reals this time.

>>14242934

I think Creed put it best, here:

https://youtu.be/KLvUTVcYSfw?t=4s

>>14242916
This is correct

KC IS TWEETING ABOUT CHESIRES

PANIC

>>14242443
I want to live near a bat cave and have parties all the time and play really loud music!

>>14242928
>AND NOW HE IS GONE
Good

>>14242889
Nice, charismatic paladins who carry yetis on their backs

>>14242934
There would be the cults that are an excuse to have lot of freaky orgies, and the ones where they want to tear down the old world to build a new lewder one.

>>14242945
>tfw your waifu is a meme

>>14242919
I mean, you could probably come close to that with 3DPD if you were willing to sink that low.

>>14242928
He will come back, where else would he go?

>>14242945
>"When to upright the Cheshire Cat is amazing last-minute sense of bamboo"
Did he adjust her profile art or something?
Or are we getting a Mist Continent equivalent to the Cheshire?

>>14242945
By the pricking of my thumbs

Something wicked this way comes

>>14242954
I know that feel.

>>14242932
>implying she wouldn't fall just as far in love with any other guy with a working dick
>implying you won her heart by doing anything other than being first

If you could remove 3 active writefags who would it be and why?

>>14242967
I want to fuck that cat and afterwards she smokes in bed

>>14242967
I fucking hate that monstergirlsona.

>>14242970
All of our active ones are pretty okay you retard.

So, with all of the other dakis taking up bed space, I think i'm going to be using my newest on as my head pillow, so i can rest my head on Miia's sexy sexy midriff


also look at the ring, I asked the artist to put it on because i also wear a ring for Miia

>>14242970
Stop stirring shit.

>>14242970
I would remove you for wasting hiroyuki's bandwidth

>>14242974
Me too. But at least he picked a monstergirl that was already ruined.

>>14242970
Alp, Alp and ___Alp__.

>>14242977
>spoiler
Holy shit nigga, you're in deep.

>>14242969
Paladin-chan pls leave, you are ugly and this is why nobody wants you.

>>14242977
>also look at the ring, I asked the artist to put it on because i also wear a ring for Miia
That's sweet, that's really sweet

>>14242986
We've got other people deep in this too, I can only admire them.

>>14242977
When will you introduce her to your parents, anon?

Anon!
While you were gone, your daughter got some minomilk from a stranger, went lifting, and now looks like a minotaur took steroids.
Now she can't fit that cute dress for her cousins wedding!
What do you do?

>>14242981
To be fair, he sells our data for more shekels, so it's not that big of a loss for him.

>>14242987
>Paladin-chan ... ugly
Come on dude, she just got her nose broken.

>>14242954
Better than being a buzzword-abused one.

>>14242988
I'm not saying I don't admire his dedication, I just wonder what happened to him in the past, what drives him in the present.

>>14242977

i shiggy diggy, man

>>14242990
Nothing wrong with buff daughterus. She can go as is.

>>14242990
Drink a lot of Hathor Milk, it'll probably balance out!

>>14242987
She doesn't see a person when she looks at you, anon. She sees a mobile spirit energy/orgasm dispenser.

Do you know why she calls you "Darling?" Because she doesn't remember your actual name.

>>14242993
She looks like a dyke there, she isn't one, right?

>>14242986
I have shed all needs for 3D romantic or sexual relationships, friends are still nice though


>>14242989
No shit I actually know someone online who did that recently with their waifu, according to them it went over pretty well, I however don't like letting it leek out of my room besides small things like wearing my ring

>>14243005
She is a female human, so it's quite possible.

>>14242999
>Go to wedding
>Everyone has a second's pause as they realize that the muscled behemoth next to you and your waifu is your daughter.
>Daughter tries not to move too much lest she shred her dress.
>Manages to make it halfway through the reception before it snaps.

Now you have to coax her out of the bathroom Anon.

>>14243000
Enjoy your strongfat daughteru.

>>14243003
MGU stop posting anytime. This is my last reply.

>>14243007
Have you at least had a 3DPD relationship/sex before? I don't think I could ever swear it off before actually experiencing it. I guess that's why I haven't gone as hard as you, to be honest.

>>14243024
>Being a whore and sleeping around and not staying pure for your waifu
This life probably wouldn't be for you Anon.

What can we do to break the edgy paladin-chan?

>>14243007
Is it a nice ring?

>>14243027
>edgy
Is your skin made out of paper?

>>14243014
I tell her plenty of boys like strong women.

>>14243027
Force her into lewd, revealing outfits and at least some sort of constant bondage. A collar or handcuffs or even a gag that is locked on and can't be removed.

>>14243007
You absolute madman. Good luck on your waifudom path.

>>14243014
>Strongfat daughteru
Well see, she's cute and crisis averted.

>>14243027
Throw a succubus/mindflayer combo at her

>>14243027
Holst milk.
That's part of it's purpose beyond making ladies busty.

Sneak it to that harsh, sharp paladin for a few months and she'll become a bustier, more caring version of herself.

>>14243034
Now you're just going to hear her whine that it's just a lie they tell minotaurs to keep them going.
No guy would want a girl like her.

>>14243040
Yeah, till she shreds her dress a quarter of the way through the dancing at the reception.
You didn't make her small, just bigger in a different way.

>>14243045
Being more caring will just make her try harder to save you from the monsters, anon.

>>14243027
Do you mean edgy as in batman broody about her like a the world or edgy as in MGU bitching edgy?

>>14243027
Tie her up and hug her tight for hours while stroking her hair.

>>14243050
That's why you gotta go out with her and do your best to reign her in a bit.

Now your life is righting wrongs and doing good with your busty paladin companion.

>>14243047
How can I convince her I'm telling the truth?

>>14243047
Well, her dress may be shed, but at least she's cute. She can wear my coat while I lead her to the car, though I'm not sure if it'd cover her much.

There are plenty of boys out there that think Strongfat Monster Girls are cute though, she'll be fine.

>>14243050
I bet she'd turn yan and kidnap you to keep you safe for sure. Enjoy being tied to a hard convent bed and fed tasteless gruel with a wooden spoon every night and watching her shiver on the floor during the night since you've got the bed.

>>14243059
Best life. Best girl.

>>14242928
You say something like this every other day you faggot, he's always took breaks.

>>14243051
Your grammar is a little drunk.
If you meant "Broody about her life and the world" then yes lets go with that.

I like Succubi.

>>14243024
No i haven't, but i've seen enough relationships go sour to know i want no part in it.

I know a few people who have had lasting relationships or marriage, but the whole idea just sounds fucking awful, people try so fucking hard to get laid or find a relationship and it almost always ends horribly for everyone, including people not even part of that relationship

I honestly think the future is going to be based around waifu/husbando bots and the invention of artificial wombs
Men will have their waifubot, and if they ever want a kid, they'll implant a donated egg into her robo womb and he'll impregnate her

Same could be done (but a lot simpler) with a husbando bot, where they just put in a pack of donated semen into his semen slot and he cums it out when they fuck for awhile

there would still be room for the rare normal couple, but they will be the minority.

>>14243030
it's not expensive or anything, but i like it a lot

I bought a steel band with a pattern kind of etched in, it has some weight to it but nothing that gets in the way

it's only been about a month, but my hand misses the feeling when i wake up in the morning

>>14242977
> i also wear a ring for Miia
AUTISM IN ACTION

I wonder where is Jabberwocky fag?

>>14243027

Pair her up with a devil-may-care Varangian and send the two on hilarious misadventures, where she'll either dislodge the stick from her arse and grow a sense of humour or die trying.

>>14243062
I dunno anon.
How do you think you can make her think that?

>>14243063
But she's going to be crying about how no one loves girls like her.
She saw the looks Aunt Marsha was giving her.

>>14242984
Why?

>>14243065
Indeed, now she's more susceptable to corruption though because she keeps seeing the eyes you give the monster girls you two save.

Better keep your eyes out lest she pick up a cursed item or fight a werewolf and get turned.

>>14243079
Wherever I go, I must also bully.

>>14243082
Can't you bully PRW into making more Sandworm, or Peny into finishing those darn tootin' maps?

>>14243027
stick her in a cave with a werebat that enjoys old memes.

>>14243077
By telling her that plenty of buff and strong girls get lots of boys. Maybe tell her to look around in the lifting forums for proof.

>>14243070
They're pretty indifferent about you, tbh.

>>14243085
I can, but I choose not to.

>Your MG waifu
>What things about your daughteru would look different because of your genes

>>14243007
>know someone online who did that recently with their waifu, according to them it went over pretty well,
Where do you find those people?

>>14242967
This must be the work of Lawyer-chan...look at the size of that cigarette!

It's huge! Humongous! Incapable of being properly smoked!

>>14243085
I want Peny to make an update on Orphan.

>>14243051
>MGU bitching edgy
I don't get this, how would she act?

>>14243087
She's let out a sniff and is now looking from a crack in the door and asking you "really?"
Keep it up Anon.

>>14243095
It's obvious that Latenight didn't draw that.

>>14243081
>saving monsters
Well there was our first mistake.

>>14243093
small waifu communities man

they're all really nice people

I'm sure you would like them anon

>>14243072
That does sound like a nice future.

>>14243098
They do. That Amazoness that lives across the street has three kids and has been married happily for years.

>>14243072
>Men will have their waifubot, and if they ever want a kid, they'll implant a donated egg into her robo womb and he'll impregnate her
Not in our century fam

>>14243091
Well I choose to no longer be bullied. I choose the impossible.
I choose to go dancing with the missus while you stay here and seethe with rage.

>>14243102
Why wouldn't you save them?

>>14243086
>Return to cave after a week.
>paladin chan is in the corner muttering "The cake is a lie" and "The balls are inert"repeatedly.

>>14243108
Maybe we'll at least get some sort of VR or AR so we can sex and romance computer bots.

>>14243102
Hey, a child in need is a child in need.
Have you never run into the "Goblin children, what do?" quandary?

>>14243106
The door explodes open and she's hugging you so hard that your bones are creaking, telling you 'thankyouthankyouthankyou" ad nauseum.
It's a little awkward considering that she's basically topless.