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Which 2hu would bear the healthiest children? My vote is for Ran-sama!

>> No.14240293

Maybe, but I know the unhealthiest would be from Okuu, because radiation.

>> No.14240335
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Junko

>> No.14240357

>>14240293
she's full of life energy though, her child should be alright.

my vote for the unhealthiest goes to a real old hag like Erin.

>> No.14240360

>>14240357
Erin's medical knowledge actually makes it better and age doesn't really affect in her case.

>> No.14240478
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>>14240197
Kanakp

>> No.14240518
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Abundance

>> No.14240746
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>>14240197
Hijiri, excellent fit body for breeding purposes

>> No.14240797
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>>14240197
Be careful! As a fox, Ran could have as many as a dozen kits in a single litter!

>> No.14240879
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Young body=Fertile

The immortality is a plus.

>> No.14240905
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Strong oni produce strong offspring

>> No.14240918

>>14240879
Also Lunarian master race

>> No.14240921
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You really want to make Chen jealous or what?

>> No.14240930
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>>14240905
Making Human-Oni hybrid babies with Suika!

>> No.14240934
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>>14240930
She might break you in half during orgasm.

>> No.14240936

>>14240797
I don't mind as long as they don't drink all of Ran's delicious milk!

>> No.14240939
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>>14240197
seconding Ran-shama

>> No.14241037
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14241037

I doubt Yukari sama would let her pet to get pregnant from some human.

>> No.14241059

>>14241037
So she wants to be impregnated too? Well, I suppose I can try.

>> No.14241075
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>>14241037
That's what you think! Ran doesn't even have a choice!

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>>14241075

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>>14241037
1. Wait until winter
2. Breed Ran while Yukari is hibernating
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!

>> No.14241176

Op is 100% right

>> No.14241208
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>>14240197
THE BEST GIRL IN GENSOKYOOO!!!

>> No.14241221
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You guys are aware that fox mating is very very rough, right?

>> No.14241237
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>>14241221
Worth it.
Ran was made to bear babies.

>> No.14241245
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STRONG VESSEL

>> No.14241251
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Yukari sama, we will start slowly.

>> No.14241261
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Yukari sama please don't wiggle around so much

>> No.14241270
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MAWARU

>> No.14241276
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almost done Yukariiiiiiiiiiishwamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>14241237
You might die, anon.

>> No.14241283
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slow down Raaaaaaaaaaan...

>> No.14241611
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Alice has the potential to create some really healthy children.

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>>14241611
I would like to make children with Alice, but I don't really want to create more half-breeds.

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>>14241734
She's relatively healthy for an youkai magician, compared to "anemia is kicking in" Patchie .

>> No.14241772
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14241772

Having Alice raise a kid is dangerous.
Dangerous magician substances like Mercury are just lying about.
And there's gunpowder in the dolls.
What Gensokyo needs is new outsider blood, go visit Sanae today.

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Sanae might be the best for children. But, look a that slut, not wearing a sarashi.

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Maybe Suwako Sama needs more descendants.

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>>14241796
Hence Sanae being the best choice!

>> No.14241966

They all have genes par excellence, to be honest. The worst for pregnancy would be one of the fairies.

>> No.14241973

>>14241905
>>14241772
Would the kids have divine blood too?

>> No.14241979

>>14241973
It would be cancelled out by your filthy gaijin blood. Remember, this is a Japanese goddess we're talking about.

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Gently.

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>>14241973
Yes, the kid and his / her descendants would have divine blood.

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>>14243018
Bonus points if Sanae get enshrined and worshiped to become 100% goddess.

>> No.14243266

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>> No.14243283

>>14243266
Fuck you I do what I want 下げ

>> No.14243297
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>>14243283
absolute madman

>> No.14243352

>>14243029
I don't think she'd like that, though. Sanae's not one to sit around on an altar all day.

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>>14241245
>mfw
YES!

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>>14241245
Fetal alcohol syndrome with Yuugi!

>> No.14243387
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Biologically proven to make good parents and have well developed children.

>> No.14243396

>>14243365
wait i change my vote
>>14209723

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>>14243352
She wasn't exactly against that in WaHH.

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>>14243428

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>>14243437

>> No.14243467

>>14243387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrmXW3JHViw

G O O D M O T H E R

>> No.14243533

>>14240905
>>14240930
>>14240934
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder

Her kid is fucked.
>implying she cna go 9 months with no booze

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>>14243467
USS aircraft carrier ready to set sail

>> No.14243623

>>14243620
>breeding with retards
absolutely haram

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>>14243623
I breed with who I want and you can't stop me!

>> No.14243647

>>14243623
Then why is /jp/ even having this thread

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>>14243533

Are you saying that an oni baby is not living off alcohol already?

>> No.14243666
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Babies Babies

>> No.14244062

>>14243666
How reproduce with fish girl?

>> No.14244070

>>14244062
You release your sperm in the water and then she absorbs it through her genital opening

>> No.14244101

>>14244062
>>14244070
You're mistaken, she lays the eggs and the male sprays all over them.

>> No.14244117

>>14244062
Release roe from your cloaca?

>> No.14244124

>>14243266
THANKS MOM! <3

>> No.14244136

>>14244101
You're right, sorry.

>> No.14244137
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>>14244062
Wanking inside fish eggs.

>> No.14244202

>>14243446
>>14243437
>>14243428
I'm not seeing it...

>> No.14244258
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Patchy might make a tired mother, but she would teach her daughter well.

>> No.14244283
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14244283

Breed with Sakuya-sama for the full benefits of a perfect & elegant wife with time-stopping powers as well the full instracture of the Scarlet mansion

>> No.14244396

>>14240478
Objectively best choice. It doesn't count as a dirty half-breed if it's a demigod.

>> No.14244401
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>>14244396
But anon, there is a lot of goddess to chose from.

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>>14241905

>> No.14244520
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14244520

Rabbits are specifically known for breeding! Plus, she's actually quite smart, and very domestic. She'd be excellent at raising children.

>> No.14244543

>>14244520
But she's a lunatic!

>> No.14244556
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>>14244543
it's lunatic time!

>> No.14244559
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>>14244543
No she's not, she's very sane.

>> No.14244622

>>14244520
Historically, chemicals in various medicines have been known to filter into the fetus and have long effects on a child's growth even after birth.

If Eirin drugs up Reisen regularly, her body's ecosystem would be a horrible place for a baby.

You also have to worry about Eirin stealing the baby.

And Tewi's coathanger traps. Those are nasty.

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>>14244520
Tewi might be better.

>> No.14244646

>>14244635
Her body is too small to give birth!

>> No.14244652
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>>14244283
She would be the perfect wife and mother for your children.

>> No.14244737
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An Ichirin is fine, too.

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>>14244062

>> No.14245080
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>>14240197
Thermonuclear Deity Hisou Tensoku

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>>14244401
Indeed, there is a whole lot of goddess. But I am a whole lot of man.

>> No.14245408

>>14244062
Cum in her gills

>> No.14246375
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Small but highly fertile.

>> No.14247403
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A bakkoi wife to give you bakkoi children

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>>14247403

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