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14233490 No.14233490 [Reply] [Original]

Don't stay up past your bedtime, or a ghost might spook you in the face.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14233495

>>14233490
First for familiars

>> No.14233497

>>14233490
A silly spook?

>> No.14233499
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14233499

First for Egyptians.

>> No.14233501

>>14233490

i don't want a ghost to spook all over my face

>> No.14233504

>>14233484
>Devil worshipers not welcome.
Don't you have cowboys to shoot, texan?

Also,
>mg threads on /a/ are full of monsterboys now
guess this is what happens when we leave things.

>> No.14233505

Undead monstergirls are the best

>> No.14233507

>>14233497
Define silly.

>>14233501
But all boy like to be spooked, and have ectoplasm gush all over them.

>> No.14233523

>>14233504
When /v/ tries to talk about monstergirls they get furries complaining about monstergirls having human faces.

>> No.14233527

>>14233507
>But all boy like to be spooked, and have ectoplasm gush all over them.

It's such a headache to clean it from the carpets though.

>> No.14233529
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14233529

Don't move!

>> No.14233531

>>14233523
>they get furries complaining about monstergirls having human faces.
If god exists, why doesn't he do anything about this? Athiests : 1 Christians : BTFO

>> No.14233535

>>14233527
Maybe it's your fault for being so easily spooked.

>> No.14233538

>>14233529
Wait, what? Why? I'm scared now...

>> No.14233542

>>14233504
>mg threads on /a/ are full of monsterboys now
Funny part is, the discussion they're having now is genuine fanfiction.

>> No.14233547

Wurms?

>> No.14233549

>>14233529

No idea what that's from, but it has my attention.

>> No.14233553

>>14233535

She could at least help me clean it up.

>> No.14233555

>>14233507

imagining that scene from ghostbusters 2 with the river of evil slime

>> No.14233556

>>14233504
>on /a/
Who cares?
>Texan
Swing and a miss.

>> No.14233562

>>14233556
>Swing and a miss.
Your trickery won't fool me, bible belter.

>> No.14233574

>>14233562
Well enjoy being wrong and go worship satan and his cronies somewhere else.

>> No.14233576

>>14233553
She has places to be and ghost things to do.

>> No.14233586
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>>14233505
Indeed.

They even have the best Demon/Spirit Realms.

>> No.14233589

>>14233576

Being a ghost sounds like hard work.

>> No.14233590

Which monsters are the best and worst to serve as a butler to?

>> No.14233592
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>>14233574
>go worship satan and his cronies somewhere else.
Satan-chan did nothing wrong. Satan a cute. Go and be a christfag somewhere else.

>> No.14233594

>>14233592
Pretending to be retarded is not and will never be funny.

>> No.14233596

>>14233589
She has to keep up appearances. Opening doors, moaning at night, disappearing in front of people, and other things. You think she just abuses her powers to do lewd things?

>> No.14233600

I just saw that one Jabberwock image from last night, is it just me or does she seem to suddenly have a lot more art? She went to having none to having a lot.

Also anyone have that one image from last night of her? The monster one.

>> No.14233607

>>14233594
>Pretending to be retarded is not and will never be funny.
Seriously though, don't you have some where else to shit up? You realize literally every girl posted and spoken about in these threads is part succubus, right? Or did that one slip you?

>> No.14233609

>>14233600
Some guy has been commissioning art like mad

>> No.14233611

>>14233600
Some Anon mad with power has been commishing art for her

>> No.14233614
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14233614

>>14233574
K

>> No.14233615

>>14233590
Best: Vampire, Wight, Amazon, Lilim, Kraken,Pharaoh, any monstergirl you like.

Worst: Beezlebub, Devil Bug, Cu Sith, Orge, Kikimora.

>> No.14233621
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>>14233600
I got you covered.

>> No.14233629

>>14233609
>>14233611
Really, that's a lot of art, why?

>>14233621
Thank you.

>> No.14233632

>>14233615
You forgot Cait. It's worse than all of them.

>> No.14233633

>>14233629
Nigga really likes his Wock.
Not that I can blame him.

>> No.14233636

>>14233629
>why?
Same reason Miia-fag probably spent upwards of 2k dollars on his snake pit.

>> No.14233643
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>>14233629
I think he's trying to make a calendar or something. Whatever the reason I'm grateful.

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14233646

>>14233607
I am aware. What you're doing is bringing up the lesser and greater devils of hell, not random creatures form folklore. We may be lonely and horny but act like you have a modicum of sense. And I was here, both this site and threads, long before you, YOU leave.

>>14233614
Fuck you too faggot. Belial is the father of sodomy, you are worshipping faggot prime.

>> No.14233649

>>14233636
>Same reason Miia-fag probably spent upwards of 2k dollars on his snake pit.
He spent 2k? Jesus why? Isn't one enough? Why are people spending large amounts of money on anime girls?

>> No.14233654

>>14233646
I think you're taking people on an Indian curry board too seriously.

>> No.14233657

>>14233629
>why?
Mad. With. Power

>> No.14233668

>>14233649
Because anime girls are a spotlight in the night.

>> No.14233671

>>14233649
People are free to spend their hard earned cash however they wish, and those niggas happen to have great taste.

>> No.14233676

>>14233649
Well that was just a guess going off the price of full size daki commissions and the amount of them he got.

As for reasons, waifus. Spent close to $200 on commissions myself, combined with merchandise it adds up pretty fast.

>> No.14233677
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>>14233646
I'd sodomize that cute Belial

>> No.14233682

>>14233574
I bet your nun is actually a succubus

>>14233646
>This faggot wouldn't bang the ara ara motherly Princess Seere
top kek. I've argued with you before I think. The whole analanguish over naming actual demons is familiar.

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>>14233682
>motherly
>actual demon
>motherly
Enjoy her futa cock reaming you, goetia fool.

>> No.14233702

>>14233677
You can have Belial, I want to do unspeakable things to Asmodeus.

>> No.14233716
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14233716

>>14233677
>sodomizing the father of sodomy
Yeah, good luck with that.
>>14233702
You do know he is "The destroyer of men?"

>> No.14233718
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Angels are out of style.

Demons are radical and awesome.

>> No.14233719
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>>14233699
>Seir (also known as Seire, Seere, or Sear) is a Prince of Hell with 26 legions of demons under his command. He can go to any place on earth in a matter of seconds to accomplish the will of the conjurer, bring abundance, help in finding hidden treasures or in robbery, and is not a demon of evil but good nature, being mostly indifferent to evilness.

>He is depicted as a man riding a winged horse, and is said to be beautiful.
Slap on the KC brand of monstergirl and she's basically demonic titiana.

>futa
That's the best you got? Nothing else, so you just pull dick out of nowhere? Nice try faggot.

>> No.14233723

>>14233699
Wow, someone's upset.

>> No.14233732

>>14233716
>You do know he is "The destroyer of men?"
Yes, Asmodeus-chan can destroy my pelvis any day.

>> No.14233737
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>>14233719
>faggot
>says the gender bending twink
Sticks and stones gaybo.
>believing demon propaganda

>> No.14233743
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14233743

>>14233723
>>14233732
He's probably just booty blasted his angel girls a shit

>>14233737
>says the gender bending twink
See? He doesn't even know where he is

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>>14233716
>The destroyer of men
oh baby

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OhmyGod these nerds actually being upset on the internet.

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>>14233716
>"The destroyer of men?"

>> No.14233765
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>>14233743
>doesn't know where he is
Oh yeah, cause that fetish and alps are real popular here.

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>>14233743
Now now, I wouldn't call Angels completely shit, they're great for spanking, bondage play and humiliation.
>>14233745
Blueberries are the best.

>> No.14233772
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>>14233745
If you're not going to take this seriously, you should stay out of it.

>> No.14233775
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>>14233549
It's from Until Dawn, an interactive QTE game where you stay at a spooky winter cabin and have to avoid Wendigo from killing you

>> No.14233786
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14233786

>>14233765
>Oh yeah, cause that fetish and alps are real popular here.
Gee I wonder what gender all the monsters that predate the DL taking power were.

>>14233769
>I wouldn't call Angels completely shit
I would. Wanton harlots and deceivers of men. Demons can't lie, nor can they hide their intentions. Protip: Its your dick.

Remember kids, if an angel appears, she probably wants you to aid in the genocide of the human race. Don't believe her lies! Take this lovely Balrog demon instead.

>> No.14233790

I want to cuddle an Alp and be her hug buddy!

>> No.14233796

>>14233646
>but act like you have a modicum of sense
Where do you think we are?

>> No.14233798
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>>14233762
You should read about the things you fap to sometimes, so you know what you SHOULDN'T fap to.

>> No.14233800

>>14233743
Come on now man, that's uncalled for. I'm not that faggot who's getting all butthurt about demon girls, but angel girls are fucking olev.

>> No.14233811

>>14233668
>>14233671
>>14233676
I wish I had drawing talent so I could tap into the waifufag market.

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>>14233786
>all the monsters were male
I knew devil worshipper were idiots but damn son.

>> No.14233830

>>14233796
Oh so we have zero sense. Okay, break your hand with a hammer and post pics.

>> No.14233837

I don't have any issue with Demons or Angels, but please slow down on the image dumps, or at least delete some of the images you've already posted.

>> No.14233842

You've got a problem, Anon. A problem that just moved in next door.
Your new neighbor is a Gandharva, and the worst kind of Gandharva at that. She's a huge music snob, incredibly pretentious, and never misses an opportunity to critique what you're listening to.
But now, thanks to a friendly wizard creating a magic copy of you to do your day-to-day chores and whatnot, you now have the ability to follow her around 24/7 and blare a single song on repeat to annoy her.
What song do you choose, Anons?

>> No.14233847

>>14233842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_XjIRuAoqk

>> No.14233849
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14233849

>>14233772
>taking discussion in a monster girl thread seriously

>> No.14233854

>>14233842
>friendly wizard

I do not trust this wizard.

>> No.14233855

>>14233816
>implying there weren't some who were
Anon, pls.

>> No.14233856

>>14233842
https://youtu.be/-gPuH1yeZ08
Read the description for it to make more sense.
Also, if any of you can make it through the full 20 minutes: I commend you.

>> No.14233859

>>14233842
Leek spin.
or green grass and high tides.

>> No.14233864
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>>14233849
>he doesn't know waifus are serious business
I'm fine with the back and froth but we should listen to >>14233837

>> No.14233867

>>14233855
You said ALL you illiterate mouth breather.

>> No.14233877

>>14233842
https://youtu.be/PJiZhj6LiAM

>> No.14233880
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>>14233842
>Clones
No. I don't trust clones

>> No.14233885

>>14233867
>I can only interpret things 100% literally
If I said every monster that was male before being turned into a monstergirl was male, that would be quite redundant now wouldn't it. Now if I just said monsters, its the same as saying all, so what's the big deal. I obviously didn't mean every single one ever, otherwise I would have said that. I can say,
>All the dragons
>All the liches
>Al the holstaur and minotaurus
And a bevvy of others likely.

>> No.14233891

>>14233885
Why don't you just nip this in the bud now before it gets stupid.

>> No.14233902

>>14233885
>>14233786
>Gee I wonder what gender all the monsters that predate the DL taking power were.
>all the monsters
Nah, fuck you special ed.

>> No.14233903

>>14233891
>before it gets stupid.
It started stupid. Who the fuck seriously complains about turning entities into monstergirls? It's literally what we do here.

>> No.14233907

>>14233842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnZjZWnbuus

>> No.14233915

If you found out that your waifu had pierced nipples and a few tattoos in secret places from when she was young and wild, would you still love her?

>> No.14233916

>>14233903
Guy doesn't like named demons, not monstergirls.

>> No.14233922

>>14233915
No.

>> No.14233923

>>14233915
>things only weenies care about

>> No.14233929

>>14233916
Some one turned a named demon into a monstergirl. Guy should grow a thicker fucking skin.

>> No.14233935

>>14233842
I FUCK THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT CUM
I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

>> No.14233936

>>14233915
>Ushi-Oni with piercings and tattoos
Absolutely acceptable.

>> No.14233941
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14233941

I'm here for my spider and chill so just relax and enjoy the weaving.

>> No.14233943

>>14233935
Did you not hear him, Anon? He said she's pretentious. She'll love that.

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>> No.14233948

>>14233929
Maybe you shouldn't have shit taste and think solely with your dick.

>> No.14233957

>>14233947
I wonder if Rocknroll will do all 72.

>> No.14233959

>>14233842
I wouldn't choose a song, I would replace all the music she owns with Death Grips

>> No.14233960

>>14233505
>Wight, Lich and Jiang-Shi
>all high-tier in power level
>none of them wear underwear
Team undead stronk

>> No.14233961

>>14233941
That looks pretty cozy.

>> No.14233965

>You'll never summon the chuuni Duchess Crocell
>You'll never eschew her offers to teach geometry and liberal sciences in favor of making her your maid, making use of her ability to warm waters to have eternally hot coffees and tea
>You'll never make her give you ASMR reminiscent of rushing waters as you go to sleep
I don't know what this other guy is salty about this sounds like heaven.

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>>14233947

>> No.14233970
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Creepy multiarm waifus

>> No.14233971

>>14233948
I hope you don't play any tabletop games, I would kick you out if you were in my party.

>> No.14233974
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>>14233915
>pierced nipples
Not a big fan

>and a few tattoos
depends, I find tattoos like Alice's or her knights to be incredibly fucking hot

>> No.14233975

>>14233842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V82PKea58M
This. This a thousand times and some.

>> No.14233977

>>14233967
>Genzoman
Meh. Also, please stop dumping images.

>> No.14233978

>>14233970
This is giving me feels I didn't think I would feel.
Please don't give me a multi-arm fetish, guys.

>> No.14233979

>>14233948
my taste>yourtaste

>> No.14233981

>>14233971
>tabletop nerd
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.14233984

>>14233842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU

>> No.14233988

>>14233970
10/10 manga.

>> No.14233989

>>14233979
More lies?

>> No.14233993
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WHO'S READY FOR MOTHGIRLS?!

>> No.14233996

>>14233965
>you will never give Duchess Flauros headrubs while sitting in her magic triangle

>> No.14233997

>>14233970
Great, all I can think of now is multiarm handjobs

>> No.14233998

>>14233993
Unless that mothgirl can somehow cure my cold that's been lasting for over a week, I'm not.

>> No.14234000

>>14233993
I'm ready for more MG versions of named demons just to piss off the priest that stumbled in here.

>> No.14234002

>>14233993
Is there going to be a third part?

Hopefully RS will be able to translate it when it ever comes out.
Speaking of RS. More Through the Floor when?

>> No.14234004

>>14233997
If she has multiple arms, how would that factor into the algorithm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY

>> No.14234005

>>14233965
>>14233996
>>14234000
>you will never watch the prideful and foolish do the hellfire rumba because they wanted to be edgy devil worshipping "cool kids"

>> No.14234007

>>14233998
She'll cure you, Anon. Just come a little closer...

>> No.14234008

>>14233996
>You'll never head innawoods with Princess Stolas
>She'll never give you instruction on which plants are poisonous and which are good to eat, or how to easily find precious stones
>You'll never lay with her before the campfire, cocooned in her avian wings, her long legs entwined with your own as you fuck under the open sky
Sucks

>> No.14234010

>>14234000
You have to be 18 to post here.

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>>14233978
It's a great fetish to have, why resist?

>> No.14234015

>>14233978
http://imgur.com/EpwBirp

>> No.14234017

>>14234007
FIne, if I start into a coughing fit that's her fault.

Huh, it's warm, and soft. I always liked soft and warm things.

>> No.14234018

>>14234015
Dammit Anon, what did I tell you not to do?

>> No.14234022

>>14234008
>tfw no Princess Orobas centaurfu

>> No.14234024

>>14234008
>she'll never watch you writhe in agony as she tricks you into eating wormwood

>> No.14234023

>>14234002
No time soon, unfortunately. Dragongirl story soon, though.

>> No.14234029

>>14234023
>No time soon, unfortunately.
Bummer.
>Dragongirl story soon, though.
Brilliant.

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>>14234017
Welcome baaaack....

>> No.14234032
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14234032

I want to annoy a demon by putting my own fine print into the contract, and she only finds out after i sign it.

>> No.14234037

>>14234022
>No Marchioness Forneus to stand beside you as you build your empire, more loyal than a kikimora, shrewder than a tanuki

>> No.14234045

>Holy shitposting
>Literally "stop liking what I don't like"
Yanno usually you guys are more proactive about this kinda shit.

>> No.14234047

>>14234032
I want to sign a contract with my delicious brown demon Onee-san!

>> No.14234051

>>14234037
Would a Queen/Countess Vine be a fusion between a Centaur and a Liongirl?

Or maybe just a tauric Liongirl with a pet snake.

>> No.14234059

>Wake up
>Get into an accident
>Due to some blood transfer accident you are now infused with Super Soldier serum
What do?

>> No.14234060

>>14234037
>he will never make you eat the drowned at sea
Aren't you happy?

>> No.14234062

>>14234045
Thankfully it's just one autist.

>> No.14234063

>>14234032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9QHak8h1AQ

>> No.14234064

>>14234051
>Or maybe just a tauric Liongirl with a pet snake.
I like to think they're just sidekicks. Liongirl with a genki lamia that's touchy feely because she likes to be handled and a standoffish midnight black centaur girl

>>14234062
One autist too many

>> No.14234066

>>14234015
And this is where I take my leave for a few hours. If you need me I'll be in the bathroom.

>> No.14234067

>>14234059
Probably get drafted, then die, or get drafted and get my blood drained for the serum. Super soldiers don't live happy lives.

>> No.14234071

>>14234063
I would have posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw3HQUYgCsY, personally.

>> No.14234072

>>14234059
Fight for justice.

>> No.14234075

>>14234051
>he will never rip off your flesh and add your bones to his palace

>> No.14234079

>>14234059
Drive an ice cream truck.

>> No.14234082

>>14234060
>>14234075
Get the stick out of your ass, anon.

>> No.14234085

>>14234079
That's actually the most dangerous job
>Wurm wants her ice cream
>She doesn't have money
>Oni tells her to just take it

>> No.14234086

>>14234032
>make it so that she HAS to call you 'Super Kame Guru' every time

>> No.14234090

>>14234059
Finally rid the world of the eternal jew.

>> No.14234093

>>14234030
It's you, why do I know it's you? Should I even care? Why should I? Feel better, so why waste my better time questioning it.

>> No.14234094

>>14234060
>>14234024
>>14234075
I can report this for shitposting right? Just checking because I heard mods can be fickle for what they consider to be legitimate reports. I mean this is just pure 'if I don't like it, no one can' mentality

>> No.14234098

>>14234090
Tanuki boss woman wants word with you. She finds your, presentation a little disconcerting.

>> No.14234102

>>14234094
Just wait it out and ignore him.

>> No.14234103

Ok Anon, whether it's because you want to keep your wizard's tower safe or just need some help around the house, you've decided to pick up a golem to help out. The problem is that you've got 10 magical fun bucks to buy one.

What golem do you buy parts for?
Remember: 10 points


>Frame
Default Frame (Free): Looking like an average human woman, it's the basic body used by most golems and offers nothing out of the ordinary. Has B-cups, some nice hips, and a bit of a behind.

>Child's First Friend Frame (1 point): A loli frame intended to look like, and be friends with, a child. Flat, no real hips, a bit of a rear and child sized.

>Pleasure Model (1 point): Built for...'comfort' and nothing more, this model has an hourglass figure with E-cup breasts, a greatly padded bdehind, and hips that are perfect for holding, average height.

>Matron Model (2): Built to care for children, this model keeps the general shape of the pleasure model but adds a small layer of padding to give it a softer feeling and appearance. Average Height.

>Construction Model (2): A model built to do heavy lifting, it's breasts are only C-cups and it's rear is more compact than the pleasure models but it sports a toned body with a hint at abs and stands an impressive 5 feet, 10 inches.

>War Frame (3): Built for heavy combat, these golems have been granted increased muscle mass and durable bones that can take the heaviest blows. Typically reserved for VIPs or people with too much money. Has a six pack, muscles that look like an oni who's been bulking on protein, D-cup breasts, and a muscled thighs with a tight rear.

Custom Frame (Varies): A new, custom frame not listed here is 3 points, a modified version of an existing one is that frame's cost + 1. NOTE: Do not do inhumane shapes [centaurs, lamia, etc), that's later on)

>Personality Matrices:
1. Default/Emotionless (Free): Built without any real personality, these golems have no true emotions and, instead, operate on cold logic and the slight instincts of their monstrous nature.

1. Kuudere (1): A slight alteration to the default core, this personality matrix adds a hint of true emotion with the ability to express love back, although they largely remain quiet.

2. Deredere (1): A matrix designed to grant the golem a tender, caring personality, it was originally intended for use in matron/CFF golems, although a few have put it in combat models.

3. Tsundere (2): An offshoot of the deredere matrix given a defiant streak, these golems tend to seem resistant to listening to their masters, although they still obey in the end. They do not display physical violence and their resistance is kept to verbal exchanges.

>Dandere (2): Based upon the kuudere matrix, portions of the deredere matrix have been added so that they seem to have a meek, shy demeanor who that seems hungry for praise.

>Yandere (2): Originally based on the deredere matrix, it was an experiment to increase the loyalty factor which, to an extent, they succeeded. Models with these matrices are known to be possessive of their master and jealous of other girls. Although newer models don't have the...'volatility' of the earlier models, they are still known to be quite suspicious of females who are not a member of their master's family.

>Tomboy (3): A full fledged personality matrix that seems more 'masculine', if only just, these matrices are known to grant the golems a tad more up front and brash personality, at the cost of making them a bit less receptive (almost embarrassed) at affection.

>GENKI (3): A model intended for child models, this personality is sweet and energetic, always optimistic and wanting to do things with their charge.

>Himedere (4): As far from the standard as you can get, these princess like personalities are as expensive as the nobles they emulate. Although they make excellent officers or head maids, they often seem to order their masters about, instructing them on how to better themselves and live up to the golems expectations.

Custom Personality (Varies): A new, custom matrix not listed here is 3 points, a modified version of an existing one is that personality's cost + 1.

Extras are next.

>> No.14234114

>>14234098
>being a wageslave
I kek'd.

>> No.14234117

>>14234103
Extras:

Maid Routines (1): a upgrade granted to golems, this turns a golem into a master of cleaning and laundry.

Chef Routine (1): Another common upgrade, it makes the golem into a master chef who can cook anything from filet mignon to hot wings.

Lactation enhancer (1): An alteration to the golem's breasts, it induces constant, natural lactation in the golem, although it does increase her spirit energy requirements by a little bit

Spell Memory banks (1): An upgrade that dedicates a portion of the golems memory to maintaining spells and incantations. Needed if one wants their golem to cast spells.

Inbuilt Weapons: (2) Ranging from mana cannons built into their hands, detachable rocket fists, eye lasers, and more, this gives your golem a suit of offensive capabilities.

Medical Expansion (2): Adds medical magic and scanners which let her monitor your current condition and treat injuries/diseases ranging from the common cold to limb loss.

Mana Core Enhancer (2): An upgrade to the golem's power source, this upgrade allows the golem to produce massive amounts of mana which can be siphoned of by their masters for spell casting or harnessed by the golem itself. Needs a memory upgrade to cast spells.

Non-human Frame upgrade (3): Changes the golems frame to take on a nonhuman shape. Allowing centaur frames, lamia frames, or even nano-golem ooze frames.


What do you build anons?

>> No.14234123

>>14234032
Make it so she has to wear a silly hat during the day.

>> No.14234124

>>14234103
>War Frame
>Tomboy
>Spell Memory Banks
>Medical Expansion
>Chef Routine (because I'm only good at cooking desserts and I don't want to get fat)

>> No.14234127

>>14234059
become an artist

>> No.14234136

>>14234059
Nothing really.

>> No.14234144

>>14234114
Ooh look at what we have here, self employed man.

>> No.14234145
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14234145

>>14234103
>>14234117
>War Frame (3)
>Yandere (2)
>Chef Routine (1)
>Lactation enhancer (1)
>Spell memory banks (1)
>Mana Core Enhancer (2)
The best make-a-waifu a man could have.

>> No.14234147

>>14234103
>Pleasure Model
>Yandere
>Mana Core enhancer
>Medical Expansion
>Spell Memory Banks
>Lactation Enhancer
>Maid Routines

Yandere pleasurebot that always knows my medical condition and is a perfect spellcaster and maid but fails at cooking sounds adorable.
>You'll never cook for her as she hovers over your shoulder, visibly worried that you'll hurt or cut yourself.
>She'll never treat your food like edible gold
They way to anythings heart is through its stomach.

>> No.14234150

>>14234103
>>14234117
>Construction model
>Genki
>Maid routines
>Chef routine
>Non-human frame - Wurm

>> No.14234161

>>14234124
So a big, bulky tomboy golem that memorizes all your spells and plays doctor to you along with cooking?
Do you pat her head and watch her squirm.

>>14234145
So, a magical, muscled yandere with lactating tits?
Fine choice.

>>14234147
Oh lordy, that's prime wife material there.

>>14234150
Oh wow, you just built what is essentially a wurm golem.
Only she's probably a bit smarter and is the perfect maid.

>> No.14234163

>>14234059
Suplex an ushi-oni through the floor.

>> No.14234165

>>14234103
>War frame
>Kuudere
>Maid routine
>Lactation enhancer
>Chef routine
>Weapons

>> No.14234171

>>14234103
>>14234117
Oppai loli frame, 2 fun bucks.
Deredere personality, 2 fun bucks
Maid and chef routines, 2 fun bucks
Mana core and spell memory, 3 fun bucks
Having the perfect portable paizuri stand, priceless.

>> No.14234176

>>14234103
>War frame
>Tomboy
>Inbuilt Weapons
>medical expansion

That should be good for bodyguard work

>> No.14234179

>>14234165
A nice, bodyguard maid who's there to keep you safe and hasmilky breasts.

>>14234171
Sounds portable.

>>14234176
Do you pat her head whenever she does a good job?

>> No.14234186

>>14234161
>Only she's probably a bit smarter and is the perfect maid.
That's the plan, take the wonderful package that is a Wurm and give her some specialized knowledge in one or two areas.

Plus who wouldn't like a genki wurm with abs bringing them breakfast in bed?

>> No.14234189

>>14234103
>Default frame
>Yandere
>Maid routine
Do I get change?

>> No.14234193

>>14234179
Depends of if she wants one.

does inhuman frame include dragons?

>> No.14234197

>>14234161
>Oh lordy, that's prime wife material there
It's great because with her medical scanners she can modify her milk to have exactly what I need to be able to pump her full of more 'mana'. We're the perfect perpetual machine of snuggles and baka coupleness.

>> No.14234198

>>14234189
Yes, you keep whatever funbucks you don't spend.

>>14234193
Yes.
Do note that it merely makes her look like one, it doesn't give her the strength/powers of one.

>> No.14234201

>>14234103
>Pleasure model
>Himedere
>Lactation enhancer
>Inbuilt weapons
>medical expansion

>> No.14234214

>>14234198
Well what's my change good for?

>> No.14234215

>>14234201
Does she "OOOOhohohoho!" as she shoots her mana cannons?

>> No.14234218

>>14234198
Dang
one day, a true dragon golem will be mine,
and i shall have alongside this one

>> No.14234222

>>14234215
Oh yes, and she can convert her drill hair into actual drills.

>> No.14234227

>>14234103
>no option for a non-gendered golem
Ugh.
Well, in lieu of my enormous stone lifting machine I guess...
War Frame
Kuudere
Maid routine
spell memory banks
Mana core enhancer
And I guess medical enhancement since I have two extra points.

>> No.14234242

>>14234227
Seems like a good general purpose assistant right there.

>> No.14234244

>>14234227
Tumblr pls

>> No.14234246

>>14234103
>>14234117
>Matron Model modified to be Taller and Chubbier (3)
>Himedere (4)
>Spell Memory Bank (1)
>Mana Core Enhancer (2)

I want to serve my Golem Mistress as her butler! I want to help her with whatever magical schemes she's planning up! I want to spoil her with sweets and treats!

>> No.14234252

>>14234244
But what if I want a generic genderless golem for my own fun and games? If I want to sex it up I can do it later.

>> No.14234253

>>14234246
So strange.
She was built to serve, not be served!

Well, if that's what you want then so be it.

>> No.14234256

>>14234244
I just want an assistant that can pick up very heavy things for me and obeys my every order, anon. I'm just an everyday wizard.
>>14234242
Should be useful around the tower somehow, at least.

>> No.14234259

>>14234171
i would like to purchase your golem creation plans

>> No.14234270

>>14234103

>Contruction Model
>Deredere
>Inbuilt weapons
>Medical Expansion
>Spell Memory banks.
>Maid
>Chef

>> No.14234271

>>14233646
http://i.imgur.com/lnamVUq.jpg

BUUUUUUUURN IN THE MAKER'S FIRE

>> No.14234275

>>14234270
Simple but versatile, I like it.

>> No.14234277

>>14234253
That's what makes her the best, how many Golems out there can say they're the master in the relationship? I'll polish her up, dress her in the nicest clothes, and make every other Golem wish they were her!

And after a long hard day of serving her, I'll cuddle her while she pouts, happy I have the best Golem mistress in the world!

>> No.14234278

What are some of the ideas about a chuuni JRPG-esque story ?
I will start.
>Monster girls came to the world several centuries ago for unknown reasons.
>Change mankind forever.
>Bring Magic and shit.
>Current world is similar to your typical MG world with some dash of Magitech and Monster girls and their lovers can use magic fuel by the Power of Love.
>Be an orphan of a rare human mother.
>Got adopted by some extremist Anti-MG organization
>Got trained to become a MG killing machine.
>Wander through the woods in the countryside in one of the training sessions someday
>Meet cute same-age loli vampire waifu, who is a daughter of a MILF vampire knight general.
>Become best friends.
>Sneaking out one night to play with her.
>Your trainer cought that.
>They tried to harm her.
>Try to fight them to buy time for your waifu got away.
>Your waifu escaped, asked her mom and dad to help.
>Two weeks later, both of them and the army came.
>Busting the entire lair of bad guys
>Found you chained in the dungeon, tortured and beaten.
>Weird writing, scripture carved on your back, likely with knife.
>With your hazy consciousness, found your waifu hugging you and vow to
protect you.

>> No.14234280

>>14234277
Such a strange man.
Well, if that's how you want her than feel free.

>> No.14234283

>>14234032
>Still no Demon stories outside of the greentexts

>> No.14234284

>>14234277
But she's not a living person. She can't be a mistress.

>> No.14234287

>>14234103
>>14234117
>Pleasure Model (1 point)
>GENKI (w/ Tomboy Modification) (4 points)
>Maid Routines (1 Point)
>Chef Routine (1 Point)
>Non-Human Frame Upgrade: Lamia Frame (3 Points)

I'm going to love and cuddle her every night.
Is it okay to have the Lamia Frame be a modular part she can take on and off at will?

>> No.14234289

Which MGs are the best at solving really abstract, convoluted puzzles?

>> No.14234294

>>14234284
Actually, all our golems come with a free womb and fertility unit built in the frame, allowing pregnancies and children.

>> No.14234297

>>14234289
Crow Tengu, Lich, Anubis and Wurm.

>> No.14234300

>>14234284

And somewhere out there, a Wight read this post, crossed her arms and pouted.

>> No.14234302

>>14234287
Yes, you can allow it to be modular, you'll need to get a leg unit on your own time though.

>> No.14234303

If you could have one super power to fight crime in mgc what would it be?

I'd pick having balls that are connected to the elemental plane of jizz. They'd never see it coming

>> No.14234304

>>14234300
She's technically alive.

>> No.14234309

>>14234280
It is! And there's nothing strange about creating a dominant golem who'll demand you serve her and love you in return!

>>14234284
Don't bully her, she's real, soft, and haughty! She's no different than you or me outside of her creation. She's real and living, and one day I want to have tons of cute babies with her!

>> No.14234312

>>14234303
Immunity to mamono mana, and mamono mana is repelled from my personal presence of about ten feet.
I'll be unstoppable.

>> No.14234313

>>14234300
>lying down with laptop on belly shitposting online
>Wight waifu comes in, turns the lights off and sits in the center of the room, brings her knees to her chest like a kid and pouts
>Practically, silently screaming 'come pamper me'
>Sigh, get up, head over, sit behind her and pull her back until her head is resting on your lap
>Let her stew in silence for a bit
>"Hey... I can be a good mistress if I wanted... right?"
How do you respond?

>> No.14234317

>>14234312
>What are regular poisoned darts

>> No.14234318 [SPOILER] 
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14234318

Hey did anyone read the new chapter of EMG?
Mero's mom is the worst mom.
No wonder the king left her.

>> No.14234319

>>14234284
More like because they're motionless and have no desires of their own besides your dick. That guy is huffing something, wanting a golem mistress.

>> No.14234320

>>14234313
Well she's acting more like a child than a mistress. She needs to be more dominant and assertive if she wishes to be a mistress.

>> No.14234322

>>14234309
>Soft, Himedere golem who's insecure about being a 'real' girl


There goes my heart

>> No.14234326

>>14234318
HAHAHA! Mermaids a shit. Okayado's monsters are garbage, praise KC.

>> No.14234327

>>14233842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_pU2oDnug

>> No.14234328

>>14234317
>monsters bothering to use anything but mamono mana for anything
Plus, I could just, like, wear armor or something. I get a costume.

>> No.14234329

>>14234302
Why do I get the feeling that she's going to pester me to save up to buy her all sorts of modular units?
I mean I probably will, but I don't know if my heart could take her cuteness while asking me.

>> No.14234330

>>14234318
>More NTR and 3DPD sluts from crabman
Colour me not surprised.

>>14234320
Hey, sometimes mistresses can be brittle in places. It's up to you to cover for those weaknesses.

>> No.14234334

>>14234303
The power to turn people good so they stop committing crimes.

>> No.14234335
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>>14234318
This shit makes my blood boil.

>> No.14234337

>>14234330
>3DPD sluts
Anon I'm not sure what you mean by this.

>> No.14234338

>>14234328
Yeah, well what do you do if they start spitting darts at you who have their own armored costumes?

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>>14234330
Hey, at least Mero realized that being NTR'd is shit and saved Kimihito's life.
Though she still seems oddly fixated on having a three way relationship with Kimihito and Miia.

>> No.14234347

>>14234337
Mgs that act like 3pd

>> No.14234349

>>14234335
Mero's mom did everything wrong.
And almost got her daughter and a human killed over her tragedy fetish.

>> No.14234350

>>14234278
>Fast forward to the present.
>You are now the attendant of your now late teen vampire knight apprentice waifu.
>Despite your affection for each other, both of you still haven’t get together yet.
>Vampire waifu blamed herself for your suffering.
>You have an inferiority complex, thinking yourself not worthy of your waifu’s love and probably being a danger to her with you being brainwashed with your instructor at the organization.
>Incidents happen all over the country.
>You and your waifu, being apprentice knights, get there to investigate.
>Find out that the culprits are instructor of the organization of your past.
>Team up with other monster girls and their lovers.
>The whole party are couples, except you and your waifu.
>Battle your way through bosses.
>During that, your party members help both of you realize your feeling.
>Get together as lovers just a few days before the final boss event.
>The Primordial Chaos that once forced MGs to abandon their world now appeared.
>Turn out the writing on your back was a chant to summon and control it.
>You and your comrades fight it. Get defeated.
>You sacrificed yourself to save the world, tried to force the Primordial Chaos to self-destruct.
>Your vampire waifu pissed off, went Gurren Lagann with the power of love, slapped the living emo-edge out of you and punched the Primordial Chaos currently consume you.
>The whole party decide to fight it again, the same time, all the other monster girls- humans couples all over the world use their power of love to power up your strongest attack.
>Defeat it.
>Timeskip.
>You are now a middle-aged man telling your dhampir daughteru about the tales of how you and your waifu get together while the whole family on the picnic.
>Finish the story with how important the bond and love between monster girl and human could help overcome all odd.
>The final scene if of your family picture.

>> No.14234357

>>14234347
To be fair, at no point did they say that Mama Murderfish's actions weren't really fucked up. She nearly killed her daughter and an innocent human just so she could fulfill a tragedy kink that even Junko Enoshima would find a bit excessive.

>> No.14234363

>>14234326
>He says after KC made Cait Sith and Cu Sith.

>> No.14234365

>>14234363
Crabman has made just as many if not more furries

>> No.14234367

>>14234103
>Child frame (1)
>Deredere (1)
>Chef (1)
>Spell Memory (1)
>Inbuilt Weapons (2)
>Medical Expansion (2)
>Mana Core (2)

Battle loli is going to protect my smile!

Just gonna say, I'm really digging the creativity of this one. Good job anon.

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>>14234318
>Worst girl
>Expecting her mom to not be shit

>> No.14234371

>>14234365
Ah Moving Goalposts, the classic tactic of someone with blind faith in someone.

>> No.14234373

>>14234334
Hope you have a day job.

>> No.14234374

>>14234350
interesting

>> No.14234376

>>14234371
He and I are different people I was just pointing out where you were wrong. Holding one above the other on account of furries is neither here nor there as they both fuckin' did it.

>> No.14234377

>>14234318
>See this
>Open the /a/ thread to see what are they talking about
>Close the thread

>> No.14234383

>>14234363
Nobody's perfect. At least even his shittiest monsters would never ntr you.

>> No.14234389

>>14234377
Are they mad or something?

>> No.14234390

>>14234357
Not to mention she also
>Cheated on her husband so hard he dumped her
>Slandered an innocent Scylla to stir outrage in her people
>Fully intended to use this outrage to forcibly isolate Mermaids from humanity
>All so she could get off to the tragedy of being separated from the man she cheated on her husband with.
>Also she tried to force her daughter to have a fetish she didn't want anymore.
We have a confirmed worst girl in EMG.

>> No.14234392

>>14234350
>vampire
>affection

>> No.14234394

>>14234376
Holding one above the other on any basis is stupid, which is why the whole Cait/Cu Sith shit was a massive shit fest, because people here hold KC on such a fucking massive pedestal, and forget he's fucked up plenty of times.
>>14234383
Yeah he just made Matangos who turn you into them, Alps who do the same, and I'm sure there are plenty other shit tier monsters I'm forgetting.
KC is not far superior to Okaydo.
They're both vastly superior to CW's author though, that shit's probably even more drugs and /pol/ than before I bet.

>> No.14234396

>>14234377
>Opening the /a/ thread
You pool soul, they've really went to shit.

Remember EMG fans hating on us because of "fanfiction"? Well they're doing stories about EMG girls now, hell TF is even doing greentexts. I guess it was always one big case of "stop liking what I don't like."

>> No.14234400

So since MGE vampires are pretty clearly based off the elegant Dracula-style vampires, what would predatory Nosferatu-style vampires look like?

>> No.14234402

>>14234396
It wasn't really EMG fans, it was just a few very dedicated shitposters backed up by a shitty mod.
Did he get fired or what, I don't keep track of what goes on with moderators.

>> No.14234404

>>14234329
>"Look at this wings Master! Arm units that look like a wyvern!"
>I dunno..they're kinda-
>Golem pouts at you, a little "Jiiiiii" coming out as she does
>Guess you're getting the wings

>> No.14234405

>>14234396
>Well they're doing stories about EMG girls now, hell TF is even doing greentexts
No, TF went full fujo and now they're doing greentexts about EMG monsterboys.

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>>14234400
Closest thing I can think of, honestly. Orlok was closer to a Strigoi in physical appearance to a normal Dracula-style vampire.

>> No.14234411

>>14234389
EMG genderbender version with monsterboys, anyone that complains about it have to fuck off, according to them

>>14234396
>they've really went to shit
I know, right? I'm from /a/ but I don't open EMG threads there anymore.

It's funny how do they talk shit about is but have become a general with much less content and fanfiction than us.

>> No.14234413

>>14234400
>what would predatory Nosferatu-style vampires look like?
Remember those Vampire chicks from that Hugh Jackman Van Helsing film?

Probably something like that.

>> No.14234415

>>14234394
>plenty of times
Against KC, cait, cu and alps. Against crabman, monsterboys, 3DPD, and monstergirls that can kill you. The first one alone is enough for him to be shit.

>> No.14234417 [DELETED] 

>>14234411
>about is
About us*

>> No.14234419

>>14234404
Just imagine the combinations she could pull off though.
>Modular arm units
>Modular leg units
>Modular hair units
>Modular breast units
>Modular skin tone unit
A Waifu to surpass Metal Gear.

>> No.14234420

>>14234402
No idea, he was a weird one though..
>>14234405
>TF went full fujo and now they're doing greentexts about EMG monsterboys.
Christ, I was only scanning very briefly but it's worse than I thought.

>> No.14234421

>>14234367
Nice, sounds cute.

You're very welcome, I didn't want to do my normal roll one.

Sadly this may be the only one of its type lest I do a familiar one

>> No.14234422

>>14234411
>about is
About us*

>and fanfiction
and much more fanfiction*

I guess it's time for me to go to bed.

>> No.14234429

>>14234419
Yep, golems are wonderful

>> No.14234430

With all this EMG talk I just had a though about the whole centaur teaser tradition.

>Horse pussy sexbombs get a man hard and eager
>Disadvantaged horsepussy like great war veterans who spent all their time fighting and not loving, who still want to pass their powerful genes along to younger generations come in once the man is already basically ready to go
>Horsepussy threesome
>Two mothers, one teaches the way of the high society sexbomb, the other teaches the way of the battlefield
>you're the father. You teach the ways of shitposting or something
Thoughts?

>> No.14234435

>>14234411
JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

>> No.14234438

>>14234430
You want to run that by us again?

>> No.14234443

>>14234430
What do the sexbombs do, become wet nurses or something?

>> No.14234445

>>14234435
The worst part? Someone posted that if it was anyone but TF they'd be getting shit on for it and people seemed to agree with each other that TF deserves some slack.

I told you guys TF was part of the problem when we were still on /a/.

>> No.14234450

>>14234405
Screw 'em, they're our past, leave them there.

>> No.14234451

>>14234419
And with holloween coming up you could mod her to look like metal gear.
Or a Zaku

>> No.14234452

>>14234443
Something like that. And teaching her the finer points of seduction and politics and the higher educations.

>>14234438
>Semen demen horsepussy helps scarred war hero horsepussy get laid
>Together they bring up a well rounded individual with a tongue as sharp as her sword.

>> No.14234453

>>14234450
>they're our past, leave them there
The general will eventually disappear. Guess where will they go?

>> No.14234454

>>14234445
Glad we're done with them.

>> No.14234463

>>14234452
Oh, and they work together to get men. Blah. No I'd read it, but horse pussy a shit. Artificial insemination is a thing.

HORSE PUSSY
U
S
S
Y
SMELL LIKE A BARN, EVERYONE LAUGH AT HORSEFUCKER MAN

>> No.14234464

>>14234453
Not him, but I suppose we're fortunate enough to have such a negative reputation among the /a/ populace, they might as well start their own Skype group if they want to continue to discuss things.

Although, I still wonder if any post-exile EMG thread /a/nons lurk here.

>> No.14234466

>>14234383
I wouldn't say mamono mana replacing humans with sex-crazed parodies that lack free will is any better

>> No.14234467

>>14234445
>TF was attention whoring one day
>Call her on it
>People white knight the shit out of her
Vindication!

>> No.14234469

>>14234453
Pfft, so we make a MGE general, carry on as always and tell to keep their shit to themselves.

>> No.14234470
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14234470

Guys, what about dem Monster Girls

>> No.14234474
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>>14234470
I like mine with big asses and soft everything else.

>> No.14234475

>>14234470
Fat Fox Fanny!
I want to put her in spats and molest her bottom

>> No.14234477
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>>14234470
They're okay, I guess.

>> No.14234478

>>14234413
>Van Helsing
That fucking movie was a curmudgeon to end all curmudgeons.

>Van Helsing is Gabriel, Archangel of of the West
>Who shoots a repeating crossbow (TECHNOLOGY LITERALLY NOT EVEN INVENTED UNTIL THE TURN OF THE 20TH CENTURY WITH GUNPOWDER) with accuracy of a fucking Stormtrooper
>Adam, the Modern Prometheus has something to do with giving Dracula's bastard strigoi Man-Bat babies the viability to actually live
>His consorts are ugly(ier) sluts than before
>The only way to kill Dracula is by a Werewolf biting him or some bollocks like that
>When in some beliefs, if you did not bury a vampire on sanctified ground they'd turn into one

I don't even know, man. I'd rather Balanar-chan than something from that fucking movie.

>> No.14234481

>>14234474
Me too. I want to hug a big soft one.

>> No.14234482

>>14234466
>lack free will
That's exxagerated. Zioangu and Dark monsters have their own agenda, and KC answered a question asking if monsters can go against the monster lord, which they can. You might have a point where minsteruzed women are concerned, but is that such a raw deal? Beauty, power, no infirmity. Doesn't sound that bad to me.

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>>14234470
Yes.
>>14234474
I can't wait to see the final version of that picture,

>> No.14234485

>>14234482
*Zipangu
*monsterized

>> No.14234486

>>14234415
and Matangos, don't ever forget Mantangos.
Vampire Mosquitoes was pretty pointless too. Let's not forgot people are still on the fence with KC Kobold.
>monstergirls that can kill you
You mean every monster girl from ever? All of them have something that makes it easy to kill us. Even an Alp could strangle you with their tail and hands.
>monsterboys
You mean the thing that has been massively overly demonized by these threads by people who lack self confidence because their imaginary monster girl waifus might not pick them over the imaginary monster boys just like we pick monster girls over human women?
Don't get me wrong the Male Centaurs and Orcs in EMG are absolute shit, but don't act like just because it exists it's shit.
Also technically speaking Stage 1 Alps are Monster Boys, which KC created.

>> No.14234490

>>14234470
>shy monstergirl embarassed to sit on your face
Nice.

>> No.14234491

>>14234486
>You mean the thing that has been massively overly demonized by these threads by people who lack self confidence because their imaginary monster girl waifus might not pick them over the imaginary monster boys just like we pick monster girls over human women?
>You don't like Monster Boys? Lol, it must be because you're just not real men XD
Fuck off

>> No.14234493

>>14234482
If you have your mind destroyed and your body upgraded, are you still the same person or just a parody of what you used to be?

>> No.14234494

>>14234486
>Alps
>Stages

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>>14234486
>massively overly demonized by these threads by people who lack self confidence because their imaginary monster girl waifus might not pick them over the imaginary monster boys
Again this shit?

>> No.14234498

>>14234491
>>14234494
>>14234496
Don't give it attention.

>> No.14234499

>>14234486
>I want monsterboys
>>>/tg/
This is the monster girl thread, not the sexually charged fantasy thread.

>> No.14234501
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14234501

You know what's nice? Oppai lolis. We should discuss oppai lolis.

>> No.14234504

>>14234501
This guy gets it

>> No.14234506

>>14234499
Weekend Smut Threads got ding-dong bannu'd. I miss them.

>> No.14234508

>>14234501
I rather tall about tall buxom women. Oppai lolis are shit.

>> No.14234510

>>14234501
How oppai do you want your oppai loli?

>> No.14234511

>>14234501
They're lewd. They always wear clothing that's too small for them and have holes cut in them specifically for paizuri.

>> No.14234512

>>14234506
I think they're on /d/ now.

>> No.14234513

>>14234501
Can they knock people out by swinging their titties around?

>> No.14234514

>>14234501
Oppai loli are fucking disgusting

>> No.14234519

>>14234478
Oh well. I guess I'm glad that I barely remember details from that film.

>> No.14234521

>>14234486
>defending monsterboys and muh insecurity
Oh, so you're a f/a/g
Matango got nerfed
KC's girls LOVE men and would never think of harming one unless you're out to kill her husband or kids, because an unmarried one would just try to get you to love her if you attacked her

I'm done with you.

>> No.14234524

>>14234486
>Orcs in EMG are absolute shit
No, you're absolute shit. That "orc on lady knight rape is the best" fanatic was a goddamn bro and you know it.

Deep end incubi are bona fide monsterboys anyway so I don't get why this thread is working itself into a frenzy over them.

>> No.14234527

>>14234481
What Monster Girls would be the best Soft and Big?

>> No.14234530

>>14234527
Holstaurs, Orcs, Elves, ect.

>> No.14234531

>He'll get tired eventually.

>> No.14234540

>>14234527
An Alice

>> No.14234542

>>14234521
Well, that's not TECHNICALLY true. There are lizardman and salamanders, after all.

Of course, the whole "nothing bad can ever happen to you" thing seems ridiculous to me, so I ignore it, but it's my version of the setting and I don't try to press it on anyone else because I'm not a sperg.

>> No.14234544

>>14234514
>I'm gay

>> No.14234547

>>14234527
There are too many to list, Holsts, P'Orcs, Cheshires, Wocks, Ren Xiongmao, Elves, there's just too many.

>> No.14234548

>>14234540
No! Do not bully the Alices! They won't know what to do if they were big and soft!

>> No.14234550

>>14234521
>>14234524
--> >>14234498

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14234554

>>14234511
They just want to attract a nice big brother to hug.

>> No.14234569

>>14234491
>>14234496
>>14234498
>>14234499
>>14234521
And you prove my point perfectly.
You're overly demonzing the term.
Do I think they belong here? No. Do I think gayshit with them done by .less is good? No. Do I want human boys getting NTR'd by Monster boys? Fuck no NTR is retarded.
But people wants to act like that term is the most evil thing ever and not differentiate between them existing and them being used to rile you up.
This is an actual unhealthy amount of hatred for something that realistically does not harm you physically, emotionally, or mentally.

>> No.14234572

>>14234521
>f/a/g
Son what are you doing.

>> No.14234582

>>14234548
I will!
I'll sit her in my lap, explain how massaging her chest will feel good, groping until she's panting and red faced.
Then I'll set her in the couch and find her some cake

>> No.14234585

>>14234527
a Jubjub, best soft and stacked with bigguns.

>> No.14234589

>>14234572
He's obviously from /a/.
>hurr so are we
Not anymore and even them MBs were shunned, they have embraced them, he is not one of us.

>> No.14234590

>>14234544
he could be a leg man

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>>14234519
The only reason why I remember so much is I'm admittedly autistic as fuck about western-based monsters.

>> No.14234597

>>14234484
>white dingo custom
>side story was the best Gundam game ever
Now I want to dust off my Dreamcast

>> No.14234598

>>14234585
But the poor thing can't fly!

>> No.14234599

>>14234593
I know.

>> No.14234601

>>14233915
>pierced nipples
Love em.

>tattoos
Absolutely disgusting.

Don't ask me to explain this.

>> No.14234605

>>14234598
she can't fly but she can jump good. thankfully she's light too. i can carry her or lift her up to reach stuff on high shelves.

>> No.14234606

>>14234589
I'm from /a/ and I'm still consider myself from /a/ and I probably hate monsterboys more than you, fuck off.

>> No.14234609

>>14234582
>>14234582
But she'll end up just slightly taller than you with all that cake! And she'll have wide hips, a gigantic ass, big breasts, and a flabby stomach! All her cute little dresses won't fit her! No one will know she's supposed to be a cute lovable little Alice! They might confuse her for a Komodo Girl if they don't notice the lack of scales on her! Please reconsider!

>> No.14234614

>>14234606
No salt in my coffee thanks.

>> No.14234617

>>14234599
What

>> No.14234618
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>>14234605
How about Raptor Jubjubs that have Familiar-esque arms in place of their wings, and thick muscular legs made for husbando chasing?

>> No.14234619

>>14234590
There is literally no reason to hate tits.

>> No.14234620

>>14234618
Sounds scary.

>> No.14234622

>>14234589
This is why when KC does another 3 more furries these threads is going to be made up of people who honestly learned to not give a fucking shit and enjoy their monster girls and not let anything else bother them.

>> No.14234626

Oh boy is it that time of the weekend already? Now all we need is some discussion of futa and yuri and we can summon Tewi.

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14234628

>>14234622
>Implying

>> No.14234631

>>14234501
I prefer tall, slender women.
And shortstacks.
But a shortstack is not an oppai loli, it's different.

>> No.14234632

>>14234618
It all sounds very nice but I love the fluffy wings. those Chun-Li thunder thighs are godly.. nice to see Familiar getting the love though.
I could handle a trio with Jubjub and a Familiar

>> No.14234634

>>14234606
>I probably hate monsterboys more than you
Since when is this something to dickwave about? In fact, hating monsterboys is kind of retarded. Here are reasons not to want monsterboys here:

1. I don't find boys attractive.
2. This is the monstergirl thread.

Neither of these are good enough reasons to warrant hate or to bitch endlessly about them. Monsterboys are a-ok as long as they stay on /tg/ or /d/ or wherever.

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>>14234632
On the subject of Familiars, are those floating magical sigils only supposed to appear when a Familiar is casting magic?
Or are they present on their bodies at all times.

>> No.14234643

>>14234609
Oh no, not wonderland cake, just regular cake with a big glass of milk just for her, although oniichan will love her no matter the size.

I'll just need to make her dresses not fit in a different way

>> No.14234646

>>14234501
I have a mixed bags towards these things. The tits are a nice touch, and the potential sweetness is irresistible, but I'm uncomfortable with the loli aspect.

>> No.14234647

>>14234501
An oppai loli Familiar would be pretty nice.

>> No.14234650

>>14234642
only when casting I imagine

>> No.14234652

>>14234634
3. Muh superior monsterboy dick ntr shitposters
4. MB yaoifags

>> No.14234654

>>14234634
There is one good reason to hate them.
Male furries were the #1 contributor to the unending, self-sustaining downward spiral of autism that turned furries into the most hated, toxic community on the internet. Any threadgoer with even the faintest second-hand knowledge of that would not want monsterboys anywhere near this thread, and might react with unnecessary vehemence toward any post that is positive or neutral on them.

>> No.14234656

>>14234642
I'll never understand why Familiars never get love from writefags outside of >loli

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>>14234631
>I prefer tall, slender women.
oh really now I might have someone you want to meet

>> No.14234660

>>14234634
>Monsterboys are a-ok as long as they stay on /tg/ or /d/ or wherever.
THIS IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY!
I argue this because people want to not talk about a series as a whole because they have them in them.
>EMG has Monsterboys? Can't talk about it
>Nurse Hitomi has em? Can't talk about it.
>Centaur's Worries is a complete train wreck? It's because it has Monster Boys, not because it became a giant /pol/ manga with monster species instead of normal people.
I don't want it to be a centerpiece of discussion, I just want to talk about more than just KC and Z-ton (who I'm pretty sure has gone Full NTR), and maybe the off Vanids MG.
That's ALL I want, not for monster boys to become a thing here, not for .less' faggotcat bullshit to be welcome. I just want it we don't burn creators at the stake for having them exist in their own works to appease a bunch of autists who they don't even know and who aren't even their major consumers.

>> No.14234662

>>14234656
Average did some good stuff with them.

>> No.14234675

>>14234660
>it became a giant /pol/ manga with monster species instead of normal people
/pol/ here, why are we the boogeyman this time?

>> No.14234681

>>14234675
Dude have you READ CW? Shit literally had Monster Nazis killing other monster species.

>> No.14234682

>>14234675
Because angel hitler.
Nah, you're fine.
The issue with centaur's worries was that the author either went insane or started taking crack.

>> No.14234684

>>14234647
yes indeed. take her in and give her a good home after she's been teased and harassed by the other girls, dumped by her witch. you now have a spell casting companion who can spice things up in the bedroom or just around town.

>> No.14234685

>>14234660
>EMG has Monsterboys? Can't talk about it
>Nurse Hitomi has em? Can't talk about it.
You wot m8

>> No.14234687

>>14234659
Yes. This is what I want.
I want to give that blank face definition by making it blush.

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14234690

DEMON ONEESANS ARE BEST

BEST

>> No.14234692

>>14234660
Out of the 3 manga you mentioned 2/3 are shit. Hitomi gets a little love here but would see more discussion on /a/ seeing it's a manga.

>> No.14234696

>>14234659
>faceless
Yes please

>> No.14234698

>>14234681
>>14234682
I think that mangaka had a couple bad acid trips after the first few chapters.

>> No.14234701

>>14234696
But Anon, she can't have heart pupils if she has no eyes.

>>14234698
Shit got surreal for a while.

>> No.14234702

>>14234660
>we weren't talking about EMG earlier
>we don't this discuss the girls every once in a while
>we don't post hitomi all the time when it's time for monoeyes
Sure you don't want monsterboys nigga. SUUUUUUURE.

>> No.14234703

>>14234690
>Demon
>not Devil
pleb

>> No.14234704

>>14234687
She's very shy, she never poses properly for a picture.

>> No.14234705

>>14234690
Bless them.

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>>14234690
They're lovely.

I want to cuddle up with a demon onee-san on a cold winter's day while going through my backlog of games/anime.

>> No.14234710

>>14234692
>Hitomi gets a little love
BARELY, we only mention the nurse herself, and even then it's only when Monoeye discussion happens.
We don't talk about the zombie girl, or the tongue girl or the giant girl or the shrinking girl, or the invisible girl, or anyone else. JUST Hitomi, and even then it's during specific discussions

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14234713

Would you hire an ushi-oni who is having trouble finding a job due to an old seal that just doesn't work as well as it used to?

>> No.14234714

>>14234626
>those summoning requirements
Truly she is the embodiment of evil.

>> No.14234717

>>14234675
/pol/ manga as in it's about really convoluted worldbuilding/politics/alternate history. It doesn't actually have the kind of shit /pol/ gets blamed for, in fact the current regime is really anal about political correctness and will throw you to jail for riding a centaur because of connotations of slavery, monster Stalin treated them as literal horses or something.

But at least you have his new work, which is much less convoluted. Well, slightly less convoluted, it's still about feudal spider-riding lesbian mushroom people.

>> No.14234726

>>14234713
Sure. I'd give her a shot.

>> No.14234727

>>14234717
>feudal spider-riding lesbian mushroom people.

This I gotta see.

>> No.14234728

>>14234702
>>we weren't talking about EMG earlier
You were more shitposting than talking.
Also half the time we talk about the girls it's 'take that EMG shit back to /a/.' and the other half is 'best/worst' girl arguments.

>> No.14234731

>>14234660
>I just want it we don't burn creators at the stake for having them exist in their works
And you just fucked up. Again. It's not going to happen.
>>>/a/

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14234735

Have you taken yours today?

>> No.14234736

>>14234713
God no.

>> No.14234737

>>14234681
>>14234682
I read chapter 1 and hated it so I never touched it again.
Checked it and it's pretty much the most bluepilled version of the holocaust ever. This is on the level of that kid who was photoshopping MLP characters into holocaust pictures.

>> No.14234742

>>14234704
I'll cure her shyness by grabbing her face and kissing it all over since I can't find her lips.

>> No.14234743

>>14234728
>shitposting
>don't like Mero's mother because she's an NTR'ing psychopath who almost got people killed because of her tragedy fetish
>we can't have negative opinions on monstergirls

I didn't know we were on MGR, oh wait.

>> No.14234744

>>14234656
I want a soft familiar.
I would be nice to sit her in my lap and scratch behind her ears, nice, relaxing way to spend my day.

>> No.14234745

>>14234743
I didn't say it was unjustified shitposting.

>> No.14234746

>>14234735
Sorry, doc. I'm allergic.

>> No.14234747

http://i.imgur.com/ENsvmbu.jpg

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>>14234735
I already have my cup of mofu, sorry.

>> No.14234753

I want to get better at anatomy drawing by having monstergirls pose nude for me while I draw them

>> No.14234754

>>14234745
>it's still shitposting
Do you enjoy being a faggot or something.jpg

>> No.14234756

>>14234747
This was already posted on /a/, faggot.

>> No.14234758

>>14234753
>Draw me like one of your french monster girls
>But French Monster Girls are shit!

>> No.14234760

>>14234751
>mofu for ants
How do people still make this mistake?

>> No.14234762

>>14234713
What kind of job are we talking about here?

>> No.14234764

>>14234751
That's a nice way to start the day and all, but I'd prefer coffee in my cup.

>> No.14234765

>>14234747
I ain't clicking that shit nigga.

>>14234753
Ask /ic/

>> No.14234768

>>14234753
>>14234758
>Draw me like one of your french girls, Anon
>He draws a pepe

>> No.14234769

>>14234760
Its because I dont save most images. It was the only mofucore that google could find

>> No.14234772

>>14233915
>Pierced nipples
That's sexy

>Tattoos
As long as she isn't covered it's fine. I'd imagine monstergirls prefer pleasure runes instead though.

>> No.14234773

>>14234758
Not necessarily.

>> No.14234774

>>14234754
Look sometimes you NEED to shitpost.
There good and bad shitposting.
Bad Shitposting example: 'THIS IS POPULAR I HATE IT BECAUSE OF THAT, IT'S SHIT.'
Good Shitposting: 'HEY GUYS, WANNA HEAR A JOKE? LALA'S RELEVANCE!'
That's a the difference.

>> No.14234776

>>14234762
Physical labor. Construction and other as-needed projects.

>> No.14234777

>>14234727
That's actually just the beginning.

The first chapter is a marriage between the main girl and the other main girl, one is a cowherd (but the "cattle" are giant one-eyed slime molds) and the other's a scribe. Then one of them gets her mycelia damaged and can't reproduce anymore (not only can girls love other girls in this setting, but they even produce offspring), and the townsfolk tell the other girl that she should just ditch her wife for a healthier woman, but she says no and they live happily ever after.

Oh wait, I mean that the damaged goods girl gets kidnapped by a goddamn princess who had a crush on her or something, the remaining girl then goes on a quest to save her love and fights tarantula-riding mushroom knights and shit. I take it back, it's actually more of a clusterfuck than Centaur's Worries.

>> No.14234778

>>14234765
Not him, but isn't /ic/ full of unreliable pretentious faggots?

>> No.14234779

>>14234713
I don't have a company though and I can't afford to pay her to do housework. I'd give her a nice place to sleep if she wanted though.

>> No.14234781

>>14234758
>Wight with angry tits

>> No.14234784

>>14234768
>He draws a Mucus Toad.

>> No.14234786

>>14234777
That must be some good drugs.

>> No.14234789

>>14234687
>You've been running forever
>Or are you running in circles?
>It doesn't matter, you need to get out of this forest
>You can't see it, but you know it's watching you.
>That is until you stupidly trip over a tree root and knock yourself unconscious
>You wake up not to a canopy of trees, but rather in a cozy cabin in the woods
>But it's there in the corner
>Actually now it's a 'she' since you've gotten a good look at her
>Nice legs, toned butt, let's just hope that face is nice once she turns around
>And she doesn't have a face
>Sweet, this means you won't ever hear her nagging
>Oh shit, she's coming closer
>Now she's on the bed
>Now she's staring directly at you
>You can't even hear your thoughts as the buzzing in your head gets louder
>Is she blushing?
>She totally is
>Give her a quick, chaste kiss where her mouth should be
>And the buzzing in your head's gone
>But now she's staring at you
>Wait a minute
>Where are her clothes?
And that's how scared anon became a spooky family man.

>> No.14234790

>>14234777
>discussing yuri
Do you orgasm every time you start a shitstorm or something? Cause that's what's going to happen you stupid fuck.

>> No.14234792

>>14234713
yes id even offer to pay for a new seal as a signing bonus

>> No.14234793

>>14234713
Hell no. She'd be one giant liability.

>> No.14234794
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14234794

Armored Wolfgirls

>> No.14234795

>>14234778
He must suffer for his art.

>> No.14234797

>>14234773
Is that in reference to monster girls based on french monsters, or monster girls with french ethnicity?

>> No.14234801

>>14234794
I'd rather have Armored Bug Girls.

>> No.14234804

>>14234790
Nobody would be starting shitstorms if stupid fucks like you dident have to point out everything yuri.

>> No.14234805

I like Alps.

>> No.14234806

>>14234747
Is there more of this or something?

>> No.14234809

>>14234777
Whatever that writer's on I want some.
>No translations
I should be used to this by now, killing bites will probably get an anime before someone else picks it up.

>> No.14234810

>>14234789
>And she doesn't have a face
>Sweet, this means you won't ever hear her nagging
my sides

>> No.14234811

>>14234805
I don't like Alps.

>> No.14234812

>>14234777
Sounds kinda interesting.

>> No.14234816

>>14234804
>Nobody would be starting shitstorms if stupid fucks like you dident have to insist shoving yuri in here after you've been told to fuck off countless times and /u/ is right there
Fixed.

>> No.14234821

>>14234789
Pff

>> No.14234823

>>14234811
ok.

>> No.14234828

>>14234816
A poster mentioned CW's mangaka made an even more cracked out thing than CW, another one asked him what it was, and he answered.
You made an argument where there didn't need to be one.

>> No.14234830

>>14234816
Calm down, it's not like mentioning a single monster girl setting that happens to contain yuri is going to convert every MGE girl into being dykes.

>> No.14234831

>>14234816
Back from your ban I see

>> No.14234834

>>14234816
>how dare you discuss monster girls in a monster girl thread
Notice how it's just you bitching about it while every other reply is about the content of that post.

Next you'll say Anko-san doesn't belong here or something.

>> No.14234835

>>14234810
>she leaves post-its everywhere

>> No.14234838

>>14234789
Reading this, I realize this thread is dulling my survival instincts. If I ever find myself in a horror movie I'm probably going to try to fuck the monster.

>> No.14234839

>>14234816
Anon, I don't know if you realize this, but the shitstorms are on you, because you are shit,and a shitposter for that matter. If you just stopped posting, like maybe, forever, then there probably wouldn't be a shitstorm over it. I'm just saying, it's all your fault, all the time. Stop it?

>> No.14234842

>>14234805
I don't

>> No.14234844
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>>14234801
Understandable.

>> No.14234845

>>14234838
>I'm probably going to try to fuck the monster.

What will you do if it actually works?

>> No.14234848

>>14234828
You can blame the "autits" of the thread all you like, kust earlier some faggot was whiteknighting monsterboys, and he rightly got told to fuck off. Everything has it's place, it's clear there are like 5 people who like yuri, and them getting what they want os not worth pissing off the rest. They have no reason to be here.
>>14234830
>your next response is just ignore it
NO.

>> No.14234849

>>14234842
Ok.

>> No.14234850

>>14234845
Start a family.
I hope my mom likes her.

>> No.14234853

>>14234834
>anko
Who?
>>14234839
Color me amused.

>> No.14234854

>>14234848
>your next response is just ignore it
Actually my next response was to tell you to stop being a shitposting faggot but do go on.

>> No.14234856

>>14234713
Yeah, sure. Depending on how many people work for me, it might be worth it. If I'm just starting out, she could be worth her weight in some sort of precious metal, even if I get raped a few times.

>>14234789
Sounds alright to me.

>> No.14234857

>>14234848
Really, this.

>> No.14234858

>>14234844
Just look at that smile.
I feel READY TO GO with my BRAVE BLADE, then when I take it to theNEXT LEVEL and then she'll be COMING UP OOO

>> No.14234863

>>14234854
Sure we should avoid shitstorms but he's not wrong.

>> No.14234874

>>14234863
>but he's not wrong.
except he was.
He started an argument for no reason.
A guy asked a question, someone answered. That was the end of it. Then he comes along going apeshit.

>> No.14234876

>>14234838
Well to get back your senses go summon a demon or something and then punch it in the face. After that you run away cackling like a madman.
>what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.14234880

>>14234848
Anon, I don't know if you realize, the majority of the thread legitimately doesn't give a shit? You're the one who actively doesn't want to see it and gets pissed off by it just being in the same thread as you and proactively wants it removed because you don't like it.

The only justification you have is that you don't like it, and the claim the the majority of people here share your feelings and are being attacked by yuriposters. The truth is that you're a piece of shit that no one likes speaking for no one but yourself, who justifies his claim that people will shitpost if yuri gets posted, by yourself, shitposting.

>> No.14234882

>>14234863
>but he's not wrong
Yes he is you dont prevent shitstorms by crying out like an autist.

>> No.14234888

>>14234874
Should he not have reacted the way he did? Sure. Should those guys be talking about Yuri here? Absolutely not. Both sides bear blame, but we're not the one posting our hetshit on /u/, it's not unreasonable to ask to be extended the same courtesy.

>> No.14234889

>>14234845
>>14234850
http://i.imgur.com/mCZP4WX.jpg

Reminder that this glorious thing exists.

>> No.14234894

>>14234845
>>14234850
>"Mom, dad, this is your new daughter-in-law."
>"Son why is she all bloody?"
>"OH MY GOD DID YOU HIT HER?"
>"OUR SON IS A WIFE BEATER!"
>"No, that blood is new. And where's the cat?"
>everyone just looks to your waifu while she just tries to act natural
>it doesn't work

>> No.14234896

>>14234889
Erma is awesome. There was a good thread on /co/ about it a couple of days ago.

>> No.14234897

>>14234888
>Should those guys be talking about Yuri here? Absolutely not
Not your call to make

>> No.14234898

>>14234880
Well, I hate yuri, and I don't feel like I'm alone in that. Not even a minority if I had to guess.
But.
Even if yuri being brought up is meant to start shit, the guy who looks at the hook that doesn't even have any bait on it and still bites is just as bad. Guy throws an absolute fit instead of just reporting and ignoring.

>> No.14234899

>>14234410
That everything. Nighttime just got 100% better.

>> No.14234903

>>14234880
Not him, but fujoshit kun already tried the silent majority tactic. It's not one person and the fact of the matter is that yuri is not welcome here, sorry, but you're the asshole in this. At this point anyone posting yuri is the same as someone posting monsterboys, just looking to start shit.

>> No.14234904

>>14234789
>And she doesn't have a face
>Sweet, this means you won't ever hear her nagging
Slender Girl truly is best girl

>> No.14234905

>>14234059
Fight a dude with no face.

Fight crime with a shield and nothing else.

Pray I never get in a movie written and directed by Joss Whedon.

>> No.14234906

>>14234888
They weren't 'talking about it'
One person was just answering another person's question. If they had like a 10-12 post chain about how 'great yuri was'.
It's like if someone asked if there was a spider with exposed fangs and I pointed them to Z-Ton's Spider, someone shouts 'LOOK AT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, PROMOTING NTR! YOU SICKEN ME!'

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>>14234809
>Killing Bites
It's getting a game, isn't it? Two new characters too, pangolin and gray wolf (?) bases. Too bad the main character is still awful after all these chapters.

>>14234853
Anko-san of the Deep Sea Fish, short (4 volumes) series about mermaids and a lot of fish biology humor. It has an amazing selection of mermaids, including a hagfish mermaid (who slimes up an entire bath, just like real hagfish), a pearlfish mermaid (who loves dark, cramped spaces, resulting in this page), a four-eyed fish mermaid, a barreleye mermaid, frilled/great white/hammerhead/tiger shark mermaids, mermaid idols based on lefteye and righteye flounders (who have their "off" eye covered by hair, and their idol unit is even called Double Dealer after the flounder boss in Darius) and so on.

It ended recently, and frankly it ended too soon. It's still a really nice little series, though.

>> No.14234908

>>14234897
Maybe so, it's still not going to happen without a shitstorm.
>not your call
it's yours to lost whatever the fuck you want no matter how many threads it burns down?
K

>> No.14234915

>>14234908
*but it's yours to post whatever

>> No.14234921

>>14234888
>>14234898
>>14234903
Anon? Anon. Please understand. There is no rule violation here, just your sensibilities being offended for seemingly no reason. You are the one that chooses to speak up where no one else wants you to. I take issue with you taking issue with yuri. Do you know why? You are wrong. You are shitposting RIGHT NOW. The blame is on no one but you! It's your fault and no one else's for your shitposting.

>> No.14234922

>>14234905
It's being directed by Joel Schumacher

>> No.14234927

>>14234922
Still better than George Lucas.

>> No.14234928

>>14234735
Do you have a green and purple variant?

>> No.14234931

>>14234880
>>14234921
>the majority of the thread legitimately doesn't give a shit
>There is no rule violation here
I'm having a déjà vu. Again.

>> No.14234937

>>14234921
>I take issue with you taking issue with yuri
Anon, no one cares that you think it's okay because you have a Voltaire complex, the results will always speak for themselves.

>> No.14234941

>>14234921
I take issue with yuri and nothing can make me tolerate it. These threads don't allow yuri, and the thread supports this. You're not the majority, so shut up and stop posting your shit here, you aren't wanted.

>> No.14234942

>>14234882
You don't prevent them by posting flamebait either.

>> No.14234943

>>14234937
>Anon, no one cares that you think it's okay because you have a Voltaire complex
The mods disagree.

>> No.14234949
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14234949

>>14234928
Alright, but you have to take this!

>> No.14234951

>>14234943
>muh mods
Uh huh, let me knows when that changes people's opinion on telling those guys to leave when they show up.
>bans meaning shit

>> No.14234952

>>14234921
If you're so eager for a thread that accepts yuri, you can always go to /u/.

>> No.14234953

>>14234941
>These threads don't allow yuri, and the thread supports this.
[Citation needed]

>> No.14234955
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14234955

>MFW the Sabbath have the best spellcasters because their bodies allow for more energy conservation, and bigger spells

>> No.14234961

>>14234955
Would they be mobile due to their small size?

>> No.14234962

>>14234953
Please stop pretending to be retarded, one need only check the archive or a cap to how the thread reacts.

>> No.14234964

>>14234951
Opinions dont really matter much here on 4chan the point is yuri isent against the rules on /jp/

>> No.14234965
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14234965

Oi oi, I'm freezing over here, what are you gonna do about it boy?

>> No.14234966

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE IS BREAKING THE RULES: Report them.

WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE IS BREAKING THE RULES: Start bitching about how it is "not allowed"

Jesus Christ, is that so hard to understand? That said, yuri is allowed in these threads, as per board rules, it's just that it doesn't get discussed because people are generally not interested in it. "I'll stop people from discussing yuri by shitposting whenever it pops up" is not a valid course of action.

>> No.14234969

>>14234961
I think they would actually be, by large, slower and, with the exception of baphomets, weaker physically.

They are the designated spellcasters in the party, dumping physical stats for mental ones.

>> No.14234972

>>14234962
Nice citation you got there friend.

>> No.14234973 [DELETED] 

>>14234966
You cucks have a whole board for yourselves, use it.
>>>/u/

>> No.14234974

>>14234965
I can go under your skirt and help you out there.

B-But you wouldn't want that in this weather right? And we're out in public, it'd be embarrassing!

>> No.14234977

>>14234965
I don't know. Give you a blanket?

>> No.14234979

>>14234964
>>14234966
It still isn't allowed here, so drop it, because we aren't going to end up anywhere except a back and forth that will reach no conclusion and yuri will still get shouted down.

>> No.14234983

>>14234965
Do some jumping jacks. That'll warm you up.

>> No.14234984 [DELETED] 

>>14234921
>>14234880
If someone post yuri and I shout at it, it's literally their fault I shouted at it. If you hadn't of posted yuri, I wouldn't have needed to speak up, so it's actually all your fault for the 'shitposting'. You are the only one responsible for the 'shitposting', and by proxy, that shitposting isn't shit posting at all; in fact, since the responses were to the yuri content, the yuri posters were the ones really shitposting all along!

>> No.14234987

>>14234965
Cast Magic Missile with Fire enchantment

>> No.14234988

>>14234972
>still pretending

>> No.14234990

>>14234966
Try harder.

>> No.14234992
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14234992

Christ, we don't need another yuri shitstorm storm this week.

>> No.14234994

>>14234984
>If someone post yuri and I shout at it, it's literally their fault I shouted at it.
This is some backwards ass retard logic.

>> No.14234996

>>14234992
It's the weekend, it's inevitable.

>> No.14234998

>>14234994
Is it? If someone takes a shit in your living room you wouldn't shout at them?

>> No.14235003

>>14234983
You're a real comedian boy, I rape you last, now give me your hat

>> No.14235004
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14235004

>>14234992
is this the same artist?

>> No.14235005

>>14234990
bye

>> No.14235006

>>14234949
T-thanks Doc!

>> No.14235009

>>14234984
>if I shitpost in response to something, that something is to blame because it made me shitpost
Stephen Colbert, is that you?

If that is really you, what is your favorite monstergirl? Eagle harpy?

>> No.14235010

>>14234998
This isn't your 'room' though, you don't own MG threads.
Second off they weren't 'in your room' it was more they were down the street, you got out of your room, ran down the street and said 'GO TO HELL'

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>>14235004
Nope, it's just Kloah using a simpler cutesy style.

>> No.14235014

>>14234998
This isent your living room its more like a communal toilet.

>> No.14235018
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>> No.14235020

>>14234907
http://2.p.mpcdn.net/28862/497283/10.jpg
my sides

>> No.14235022

>>14233592
>Those perky, firm asses framed by garterbelts
Oh. Yes.

>> No.14235023

>>14235010
Shh, you hear that? It's yuri still not being accepted.

I'm out.

>> No.14235025

>>14235014
Just like his mother.

>> No.14235026

>>14234059
Continue to be a lazy piece of shit that sits in my house all day and watches youtube/anime/plays video games, like this guy.

http://i.imgur.com/4q2lylW.jpg

>> No.14235032
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14235032

>>14235018
>it's not yurifags who start shit they say

>> No.14235033

>>14235023
No one was pushing it.
Someone asked a question, someone answered that question.
They weren't starting some bullshit agenda that you act like they were starting.

>> No.14235037
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14235037

>>14234103
Child's First Friend Frame (1)
Deredere (1)
Nano-golem ooze frame upgrade (3)
Spell Memory banks (1)
Mana Core Enhancer (2)
Medical Enhancer (2)

Who needs inbuilt weapons, when your loli golem can shapeshift at will and cast Wizard-tier spells?
Granted, she doesn't have much mass to work with, so unless she makes parts of herself hollow, she won't be getting any taller or bustier. Not that that's a problem.
I just wonder what sort of hijinks two powerful magic casters can get up to in the bedroom, especially when one of them can completely liquify herself.
Plus the combination of nano-slime and medical mastery seems like it'd be incredibly useful.

(I agree with >>14234367 on their last point. Anything which deviates from the usual roll formula like this, and with that creativity is pretty damn interesting.)

>> No.14235039

Reminder that the only people that get banned in these discussions are the yuri haters.

>> No.14235040

>>14234059
Use my newly acquired powers to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.

>> No.14235041

>>14235032
>Posting a picture with no text
>Starting shit
Man this place is worse then /pol/ when it comes to tin foil hats.

>> No.14235042

>>14235033
>>14235018
Shhhhh

>> No.14235044
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14235044

Sirs, have I wronged you in some way?

>> No.14235045

>>14235032
It isn't. Your the one that chose t respond for some reason. Why did you respond? What bothers you so much about yuri that seeing it triggers you like a tumblr feminist? I want to know.

>> No.14235046

>>14235039
Both sides do you twat. Plus there's a ban-evading faggot that plays both sides so he can go "OH LOOK THEY GOT BANNED TOO."

>> No.14235050
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14235050

DOG GIRLS IN BLOOMERS AND SPATS!

>> No.14235055

>>14234103
>>14234117
>Child's Friend Frame + Pear-shape hips (2)
>Tomboy Matrice (5)
>Spell Memory Bank (6)
>Inbuilt Weapons (8)
>Mana Core Enhancer (10)

This was fun. She shall be my loli squire, aiding me in battle, and helping as an assistant around the ol' wizard tower.

>> No.14235057

>>14235045
>>14235042

>> No.14235058

Tauric Manticores

>> No.14235060

>>14235050
>dat slight camel toe
I Have No Muh and I Must Dick

>> No.14235063

>>14234805
I do too.

>> No.14235064

>>14235058
Pretty shit idea.

>> No.14235068
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>>14235032
I'm sorry, I posted two monster girls from a board related franchise, did I break any rules?

Back on topic, Remilia sure is lucky to be surrounded by such cuties.

>> No.14235069

>>14235050
I like those thighs.

>> No.14235072

>>14234318
>Mero's mother is so awful even her own daughter thinks she's crazy
Hah. I wonder if this means Mero will learn her lesson?...nah, probably not.

>> No.14235075
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>>14235068
>on the internet no one knows you're a troll
>NOBODY

>> No.14235079

>>14235068
Remilia might be a vampire, but what about Patchy? Is Patchy a monster girl? She's just a wizard basically, right?

>> No.14235081

>>14235037
I don't know but nano slime loli is pretty cool.
I got bored, didn't want to write, and was putting off weight lifting. Glad you liked it.

>> No.14235083

>>14234103
>Matron model (2 points)
>Dandere + a bit of yandere (3 points)
>Maid routines (1 point)
>Chef routine (1 point)
>Lactation enhancer (1 point)
>Inbuilt weapons (2 points)

>> No.14235085

>>14235055
Fat bottomed lolis are good too.

>> No.14235086
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>>14235069
You know it nigga.

>> No.14235087

>>14234344
>>14235072
Well didn't take long for that to be disproved...

>> No.14235090

>>14235079
Magic users in Touhou are Youkai too, so it's fine their both Monsters.

>> No.14235091

>>14235069
Fuck off.

>> No.14235093

>>14235079
Magicians fall into two categories in Gensokyo, humans who know magic and another type who are counted as youkai.

>> No.14235094

>>14235068
Sakuya getting double-teamed by Remilia and Meiling are some of my favorite doujins.

>>14235079
She's a witch. MGE counts 'em, so whatever. She's also still among Touhou's complete "Youkai" designation, right? The only Touhou who isn't is Sakuya, yes?

>> No.14235095

>>14234955
loli butt is best butt.

>> No.14235097

>>14235085
>>14235095
Glad we're in agreement anons.

>> No.14235099

>>14235091
Huh?

>> No.14235104

>>14235095
No! Big fat jiggly butts are best! Especially when accompanied by big bouncy tits!

>> No.14235105

>>14235040
are you expecting dormouse to come over for company?

>> No.14235106

>>14235099
My bad.

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>>14235075
Of course they wouldn't, it'd be silly to think creatures with hands that huge exist.

>> No.14235110

>>14235090
>Magic users in Touhou are Youkai too
No they aren't, not necessarily. If you gaze long into magic, then magic also gazes unto you and you go full demon from it, but using magic in itself doesn't make you youkai.

Patchouli is pretty much a lich though, as is Alice.

>> No.14235111

>>14235083
Clingy CC Maido is nice.

>> No.14235112

>>14235095
>Baphomet with a backside so firm and tight you could bounce a fucking silver crown off of it
>She proudly shows off a stamp on it, from the Demon Lord herself
>100% NANI SORE!?

>> No.14235113

>>14235091
Meant for>>14235068

>> No.14235116

>>14235112
I approve of this.

>> No.14235120

>>14235112
>silver
You wot?

>> No.14235125

>>14235104
gah. i love both! a Familiar with body modifying shapechange spells or should I just be greedy hearted and get 2 girls.

>> No.14235127

Anti-yurifags getting BTFO

>> No.14235131

>>14235108
Man, good thing she's wearing a dress because she must look fucking ridiculous with those things.

>> No.14235134

>>14235127
Anon, please, stop. Antagonizing them serves no purpose but ruining what could otherwise be a nice thread.

>> No.14235136

>>14235127
...we're discussing loli butts right now?

>> No.14235139

Read that transformation story and the journalist greentext from last thread.

A world with Monstergirls really isn't the best place to be.

>> No.14235140

>>14235086
http://i.imgur.com/PFNEntr.jpg
>Titty demon
>Brown titty demon
>Loli demon
>Buttslut hero
>Buttslut hero's younger sister who was goaded into the harem by the buttslut hero
>Angel aunt who is VERY interested in an incestuous relationship with him
>Dominates them all sexually
And that's just the main girls.
Is Basara the king of harem protagonists?

>> No.14235143

>>14235140
Yes. For one simple reason.

He actually, and actively at that, dicks them all.
In numbers from 1 at a time to all at once.

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>>14235063
I like you anon.

>> No.14235151

>>14235127
anti-yuri always gets btfo that's usually how the shitstorms end.

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>>14235044
The spacefaring Russians in these threads just can't catch a break.

>> No.14235156

>>14234805
I feel apathetic to Alps.

>> No.14235158

>KC will never draw dark skinned Baphomets
Suffering.

>> No.14235160

>>14235094
>The only Touhou who isn't is Sakuya, yes?
Well, there's Mokou and Sumirenko, as well as Akyuu and Reimu, technically.

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>>14235116
I don't know why but I'm beginning to really enjoy shortstacks/lolis in my stories.

Being able to hug them from behind and make them feel like they're doted on may be a factor in it.

Like a Baphomet's tail wagging as her onii-chan rests his chin on her head, telling her it's cute when she's flustered about her size.

>> No.14235166

>>14235140
Maria is the best. so lewd and cheerful. i thought i'd like titties best going in but loli demon is so fun and has that butt

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>>14235161
Bless you in that regard.

>> No.14235176

>>14235158
>There will never be a dark skinned Baphomet in an exotic dancer outfit
True suffering. Even a vanilla Baphomet in that outfit would be wonderful.

>> No.14235178

>>14235158
Niggers are bad.

>> No.14235179

>>14235176
Drawfags please!

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>>14235127
>>14235151

>> No.14235182

>>14235178
2D brown skin has nothing to do with niggers.

>> No.14235186

>>14235182
Shitskins are shitskins, 2D or not.

>> No.14235188

>>14235145
I always found it weird how the Alps most distinguishing feature was that they were mostly normal compared to other monster girls. Even relative to other sex demons, what makes them stand out is that they have normal colored skin and and think like they did as regular people. Like, Alps aren't even cosplay, they're basically just normal nymphomaniacs.

>> No.14235197

>>14235186
/pol/ please.

>> No.14235198

>>14235186
Yeah! And we should throw everybody who looks at a picture of a 2D person who looks like they might be underage in their underwear in jail for child-pornography too!

>> No.14235199

>>14235145
I what a harem of Alps.

>> No.14235201

>>14235198
Yeah we should, that way the world would be free of shit taste.

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DON'T OPEN IT!

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>>14235161
Speaking from experience, I think lolis really can kind of grow on you, a-har-har-har.
I started out being just kind of happily neutral towards them at first. Then I started playing Etrian Odyssey. It all went spiralling out of control from there.

Now I'm writing greentexts about them, working on a full prose story with one, and saving so many pictures that I'll probably be arrested for it before the week's out.

>> No.14235210

Which monstergirl would be back to rise? Back to glow? Back to fly? Back to soar? Back to war? Let the truth be told, which monstergirl would feel on fire when their passion flows?

>> No.14235216

>>14235208
>Etrian Odyssey
Been meaning to pick that up...

>> No.14235221

>>14235204
Where did all the Sandworm love go? They used to be semi-popular.

>> No.14235223

>>14235204
Sandworms are gross and their living conditions are even worse.

>> No.14235225

>>14235197
Please stop blaming us for everything.

>> No.14235226

I want to fight the alien menace alongside Wurmzilla!

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>>14235204
I need a link to that 3d thing again. Anyone have it?

>> No.14235232

>>14235226
Can you grow?

>> No.14235236

>>14235226
Do you pilot a giant robot?

>> No.14235238

http://pastebin.com/6DhBA7C8

>The last, and most common, are succubi and their subtypes.
>While some would believe they enjoy these types of activities, you've gathered evidence to the contrary.
This and the bicorns getting cheated on is bad are my only gripes, when I got to that bit about succubus I though your story was shit, but I read on out of morbid curiosity, all said, you did good, hope I get more from you.
Also
>humans are shallow fucks
Should you really be saying that, being where you are?

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>HELP WANTED
>Cooperator Needed; Beasts Sighted in Old Yharnam; NO VILEBLOODS
>Looking for Chalice Glyphs? 555-HUNT
>Missing Person; Distinctive Red Brooch
>Volunteers needed for Medical trials; Contact Iosefka's Clinic
>WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?
I chortled.

>>14235208
I've already done two stories with lolis and I'm afraid of doing more. Because then I'd be full haram

>> No.14235242

>>14235232
Anon that's rude, not everyone is Ultraman.

>> No.14235252

>>14235225
Never

>> No.14235259

>>14235241
I'd do horrible things to doll. Horrible /d/ related things that require I become true ending hunter+100 or so year to even possibly do.

>> No.14235271

>>14235241
>you'll never carry that fuckhuge doll
>she'll never look on you with curiosity as you do the most menial tasks
>she'll never cheer you on during the hunt, and wash your bloodstained body after
>she'll never hold your face to her bosom and sing to you when you wake up screaming from nightmares, from all you've seen

Could this be joy?

>> No.14235272

>>14235259
I can think of worse things than tentacle sex with a living doll. Mmm, sounds like a lovely time...

>> No.14235287

>>14235272
Oh no I was talking about Fattening, Impregnating, expansion in general. Considering she's not a human I would need the magic being an Old One gives you

>> No.14235288

I want to sent thank you letters to the Demon Lord for allowing me to find a monstergirl that loves me

>> No.14235295

>>14235287
>Fattening

Fuck off to /d/

>> No.14235299

Another day passes, where are you .less? Please, what do we have to do to bring you back? I miss you.

>> No.14235302

>>14235288
I want to send a package to the demon lord that contains a bomb.

>> No.14235304

>>14235295
I already said I would /d/ shit to her.

>> No.14235309

>>14235299
Weren't you going to fly over to met him?

>> No.14235311

>>14235302
A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA!?

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>>14235271
>>14235259
>You will never spend years crafting the Doll and your arsenal
>You mold her after your first love, with her silver hair and bright blue eyes, before the dark times, before her...
>You'd retired from the days of hunting men, becoming a tinker and a gardener, you always thought were your 'daughter' alive, she'd enjoy the flowers
>The more you hunt, the more she seems to move, suturing your wounds, cleaning your body
>You're not sure if it's insanity or if she's really alive
>You've seen and learned things, things that no man should ever come across, things that would make even the Heaven rend themselves asunder
>But you're old and grey now, far be it for you to dare to bring about the wrath of [Them]
>The nightmare still claw at your mind, but she's always there, comforting you when the sweats take you in your sleep
>She often asks you, what it's like to be human
>To hope, to feel
>Her glass eyes always blink pensively when you weep, knowing that perhaps out of all of what you've seen
>You're the most mad

>> No.14235317

>>14235288
I want to write insulting letters to the Demon Lord.

>> No.14235318

>>14235311
What a shame.

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>>14235311
GET OUT OF THERE

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>>14235315
>she wakes up to this
I like perverse feels.

>> No.14235342

>>14235288
I want to punch the monsterlord over cait and cu

>> No.14235347

>>14235108
With hands that huge, she's going to need a custom keyboard to shitpost

>> No.14235350

>>14235315
>you will never fuck her so hard you crack her porcelain

>> No.14235356

>>14235342
To be fair, neither one of those were her doing directly. That goes to Humanity, and Bastet

>> No.14235361

>>14235356
It's still her lust based brand of mamono mana at work.

>> No.14235371

>>14235347
She'd probably just have dicktation set up. She might actually yell when she's shitposting.

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Giver her a lick. Do it real quick.

>> No.14235377

>>14235342
You know, cu sith is actually a good monstergirl. Cait siths look like that because they're assholes, but cu sith are just in the middle of the dog-human transition, and with some more time they'll just become regular old dog-eared girls.

The profile image is awful but we're told that profile images aren't representative, so yeah.

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You guys aren't plebs and live in pet friendly buildings right? You'd totally give her a loving home correct?

>> No.14235381

>>14235377
This may be head canon.

But it's head canon I can appreciate.

>> No.14235383

>>14235377
>cu sith
>good
Are you trying to trick me again?

>> No.14235390

>>14235287
Well, that's one way to stuff a doll...

>> No.14235393

>>14235374
>orange
Blah, I wanted Iced Tea.

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>>14235377
>Mention Cu Siths being more like Werewolves instead of yiff, able to go full wolf and be Sif mode
>Still get told to fuck off for trying to make them not shit
>They're just in-the-process of evolution!
>No negativity

>> No.14235401

>>14235379
I have my own house and would happily take her in. I need a maid

>> No.14235402

>>14235379
Nope.

>> No.14235406

>>14235399
Because no one believes this.

>> No.14235407

>>14235390
Well it's probably the only way.
She isn't human so I'd have to hope becoming an Old One can give me the power to alter her body.

>> No.14235408

>>14233960
Ghouls are the best undead waifus.

>> No.14235411
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Which one would you?

>> No.14235415

>>14235411
The one with her eyeball jutting out or the monoeye.

>> No.14235417

>>14235399
Because nobody likes the headcanon you're peddling as truth.

>> No.14235419

>>14235411
>2 disgusting disfurged weirdos
>one normal monoeye

gee, I wonder?

>> No.14235421

>>14235401
Say no more.

>> No.14235422

>>14235232
No, but I'm EDF!

>> No.14235423

>>14235383
I'm willing to bet that, when the current demon lord took over, most of the monsters had their own "lesser succubus" periods where they were still ravenous monsters but had tits and ass and less desire to murder people. Cu sith just get theirs later because they turn from dog to monster rather than monster to succubus-monster.

MGE centaurs grow a fucking front vagina if their husbands aren't into HORSE PUSSY (which makes them by far the biggest pussiest in the relationship), cu sith going full human for their masters shouldn't be that difficult compared to that.

I also like the idea that cait siths could take human form too but they stay furry because they're dicks.

>> No.14235424

>>14235411
All three of them.

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>>14235401
>>14235421
Whoops.

>> No.14235430

>>14235411
Right > Left > Middle

...If only because kissing her would be difficult without neglecting her.

>> No.14235434

>>14235423
You should really learn that pushing your own headcanon as fact never goes over well, especially when you're trying to sell a fucking furry as acceptable.

>> No.14235436

>>14235411
I choose virginity

>> No.14235438

>>14235419
>monoeye
>not a gross weirdo

>> No.14235441

>>14234161
>a magical, muscled yandere with lactating tits
I want this so badly.

>> No.14235442

>>14235423
What's that? Bullshit seller? No thanks, I don't want any.

>>14235411
RIGHT. Holy shit.

>> No.14235449

>>14235423
>pls like cu sith
>>>/b/

>> No.14235450

>>14235438
There are far worse species out there.

>> No.14235451

>>14234501
If you want Oppai get an adult woman. Lolis are for DFC and hugging.

>> No.14235454

A butterfly girl just tried to drink my tears!
PANIC.jpg

>> No.14235459

>>14235434
>we have an example of X in centaurs, therefore X could happen elsewhere too
>headcanon
Are you perchance retarded?

>> No.14235460

>>14235379
>Implying I don't live in a house
I just saved a cat from my dire wolf dogs yesterday so if it came back as a cat girl I'd take it in.

>> No.14235461

>>14235451
I'll have both.

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>>14235411
I'd take the one on the left and give her a glass eye that actually fits instead of whatever that thing is. Then I'd comb her hair over to cover the scarred side of her face. Girls using hair to hide disfigurement is one of my myriad fetishes.

>> No.14235467

>>14235459
>Reaching this hard while calling other people retarded
This is rich

>> No.14235468

>>14235463
>planeteers
Holy childhood memories.

>>14235402
Why not?

>> No.14235471

>>14235454
You're acting autistic, stop that.

>> No.14235472

>>14235411
The one in the middle and the one on the left. The one on the right is too gross for me.

>> No.14235474

>>14235471
We're all autists, the fuck are you snorting? Plus a butterfly really was on my face just now.

>> No.14235475

>>14235451
i'll have both and you missed the best part. loli butt. can a loli butt give butt jobs or is that for cushy asses?

>> No.14235477

>>14235472
Did you hit your head and it fucked up your sense of direction?

>> No.14235483

>>14235475
This man knows his shit.

>> No.14235486
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Snek?

>> No.14235489

Monorus just said he got his computer fixed and is working on Hellhound and Jabberwock for the thread.

What a glorious era we live in.

>> No.14235495

>>14235486
Snek fighting life.
Strong food and strong drink at midnight.

>> No.14235497

>>14235489
>for the thread
>yet he hates our guts
???

>> No.14235499

>>14235489
>Hellhound and Jabberwock

Oh, wonderful.

>> No.14235500

>>14235489
I'm intrigued.

>> No.14235514

>>14235497
Well not specifically for the thread, but who else likes Monster Girls? Tumblr?

>> No.14235515

>>14235489
Good on him, but I'm good on hellhounds and jabberwocks for now.

>> No.14235518

>>14235463
>yfw you just realize this bitch was a husbandofag

>> No.14235520

I'm asking on behalf of the Association for Sustaining Humanity in Community and Union with Monsters, otherwise called the A.S.H.C.U.M., what the graduation rates of the district 5 integrated Monster Girl academy are, and how their performance levels are relative to the other schools, specifically in regards human boys and girls.

Are the grades higher as a result of Mamono mana exposure and the multiple daily orgies?

Considering the presence of Mamono mana, how many girls turn into Monster Girls by the end of their education, how many men become Incubi, and then again, Alps?

In relevance to the sheer amount of sex those in attendance are liable to have, how many couples drop out to get married, and how many Teen Pregnancies are there?

These are the impotent questions that bare answering from those responsible of our nations children.

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>>14235499

>> No.14235523

>>14235521
He's not wrong either way.

>> No.14235525

>>14235514
Good one.

>> No.14235526

>>14235489
Meanwhile, where is less? When will he return? He's probably lost, alone, cold.

>> No.14235528

>>14235526
>He's probably lost, alone, cold.
I wish. But unfortunately or fortunately he lives in sea mexico, so that isn't the case.

>> No.14235529

>>14235520
>Are the grades higher as a result of Mamono mana exposure and the multiple daily orgies?
I don't know if the daily orgies help specifically in that regard, as there have been several studies that indicate there is a possibility of both positives and negatives in this respect, with the positives themselves perhaps having an impact on other areas of relevance, but the Mamono mana definitely has a net benefit in this respect, despite some widely known, openly publicized, minor caveats.

>Considering the presence of Mamono mana, how many girls turn into Monster Girls by the end of their education, how many men become Incubi, and then again, Alps?
On all fronts, more than you likely hope, but fewer than you probably think, specifically on the topic of human girl to monster girl conversion, thanks to our aggressive use of certain architectural elements, dietary supplements, and accessories, which help to prevent humans women from turning into Monster Girls where they otherwise would under any circumstance. Unfortunately, these procedures are not universally effective, require fine tuning on an individual level, and only work on our own grounds. They also don't apply in nearly as great a measure for human males, and as such, the transformation into an incubus is nearly guarantied by their graduation.

>In relevance to the sheer amount of sex those in attendance are liable to have, how many couples drop out to get married, and how many teen pregnancies are there?
I'll be happy to state on record that there have been no drop outs from our student population in our entire history, and that we are proud to facilitate and recognize the marriage of Monster Girls with their husbands within our walls. That said, there are a great number of teen pregnancies and births as one would expect from an integrated Monster Girl school, but gladly, we have a deal with the state government's Children of the State program, so there's nothing to worry about in this regard, and in fact, it should be pleasing to your association to know that there is a significant number of human children being born into this program as a part of the state's Human Maintenance Initiative.

>> No.14235530

>>14235460
I hope good things happen to you.

>> No.14235531

>>14235528
>pinoi
>mexico

>> No.14235533

>>14235529
What do you say to the allegations that your school is secretly working the Sabbath and the Church of the Fallen God without approval from the state, and that it even has branch locations on the premises? What about the rumor that some of your staff and students are conspiring to turn some of the Incubi into Alps?

>> No.14235535

>>14235526
He got got by the stalker.

>> No.14235536

>>14235531
Flipland is sea mexico.

>> No.14235542

>>14235417
Yet you're condemning a perfectly fine MG to the trash because you don't like her, just like Polt because you faggots think she's a furry when she's Mithra tier at worst.

>> No.14235543

>>14235526
I want to find a cute little lost .less alp, bring her home, warm her up, feed her, and snuggle with her while she thanks me for being a friend. I'll then have her draw her cute angel OC to share with the threads.

>> No.14235544

>>14235542
>Mithra-tier
>full body hair, a button nose, multiple nipples, and her own Skype group

>> No.14235546

>>14235536
We're all regular comedians today.

>> No.14235549

>>14235544
Mithra in Vana'diel had full body fur as well you mongoloid. The reason why they all had those facial markings and tanned skin wasn't just because of their race, it was because they were LITERALLY covered from head to toe in a thin layer of fur.

They also had button noses, cat's ears, a tail, etc.

>> No.14235551

>>14235533
What do you say to the allegations that your school is secretly working the Sabbath and the Church of the Fallen God without approval from the state, and that it even has branch locations on the premises? What about the rumor that some of your staff and students are conspiring to turn some of the Incubi into Alps?
A ridiculous and overblown rumor. It's true that we have a higher than average Alp population, and that a number of them belong to what you just called a harem, but the allegation that our staff and members of the student body would conspire to turn others into Alps is unthinkable, and we've done several investigations into the matter to prove so to the public. All one needs to do is see for one's self and realize the madness of the accusation leveled at your institution.

>> No.14235556

>>14235542
>they aren't furries
>PLS BELIEVE ME!
You're barking up the wrong tree

>you're throwing her in the thrash because you don't like her
Yeah, that's usually how it works. Just stop, you aren't recruiting anyone for your furry army.

>> No.14235561

>>14235533
>>14235551
>What about the rumor that some of your staff and students are conspiring to turn some of the Incubi into Alps?
My dick really likes this idea.

>> No.14235562

>>14235542
>reaching the heavens
I think it's time to respect god's personal space.

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>>14235543
Drawfags make the cutest alps.

>> No.14235583

>>14235556
>>14235562
I don't want an army of furries, all I want is for people to admit that dogs are better waifus than cats

>> No.14235586

>>14235561
And the you got murdered by an incubus who was having none of that shit. Thanks to his unlimited stamina he got buff as fuck in prison and had a harem waiting on him when he got out.

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>>14235568
Thankfully, drawfags like Loen are known not to like Alps.

>> No.14235592

>>14235583
They are, but furries a shit AND YOU NEED TO STOP.

>> No.14235593

>>14235587
An Alp that doesn't like being an Alp is the cutest Alp out of all the Alps.

>> No.14235601

>>14235593
>grouping Loen in with your Alpfaggotry
Stop it.

>> No.14235602

>>14235587
Based Loen.

>> No.14235604

>>14235587
>Guy in Foster's mask from Murder Ceiling
>MONEY MONEY MONEY
>FRESH DOSH HERE GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT
>LOOK YA WANKAS IT'S AN ALP
>LODES E MONEY
>COR BLIMEY SHE'S A SCREAMER

>> No.14235609

I want to be a Kraken's tangle buddy!

>> No.14235614
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14235614

>>14235583
Please! I implore you! Fornicate thyself in a locale other than this one!

>> No.14235617
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14235617

>>14234709
>tfw no Demon onee-san to wrap you in a wing burrito

>> No.14235621

>>14235617
I want a Monster Girl to take me out dancing and make me feel special!

Post the other part please.

>> No.14235625

>>14235614
>the look of pain and sadness in that dog's eyes

>> No.14235628
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14235628

>>14235621

>> No.14235637

>>14235628
That's pretty gay. Just saying.

>> No.14235642
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14235642

>>14235617
>>14235628
I want a dominant monster girl to love me like this

>> No.14235641

>>14235614
>Confusing fornicating with a sentient lifeform and fornicating with a sapient one
Did you learn nothing from Jack Harkness?

>> No.14235654

>>14235642
Moar wing cocoons.

>> No.14235655

>>14235642
>wanting a dominant monster girl

Oh wow.

>> No.14235659

>>14235617
>>14235628
>>14235642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCEUpIg8rE

>> No.14235661

>>14235655
Shut up anon, don't ruin this for me.

>> No.14235662
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14235662

This thread sucks, time for best girl.

>> No.14235665
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14235665

>>14235655

>> No.14235668

>>14235642
I want that but with a vampire

>> No.14235670
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14235670

>>14235662

>> No.14235673

>>14235662
>loving
>loyal
>devoted
>subservient
>helpful
>down for anything you want
>will make you a killer guy
Other monstergirls are you even trying?

>> No.14235675
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14235675

>>14235662
>'Best' girl

>> No.14235676
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14235676

>>14235662
Time for vampire?

>> No.14235678

>>14235670
I've always thought that image was cute.

>> No.14235680

>>14235673
>subservient
>will make you a killer guy
>these are considered good traits
Oh wow.

>> No.14235682

>>14235561
>Go to monster girl high
>be Incubi from the atmosphere alone
>never attend any of the daily orgies
>one day be approached by another Incubi
>he hits on me
>apparently you're cute or something
>from that point forward, stuff like this keeps happening
>guys telling you how effeminate you are and trying to sell you on how it's an attractive feature
>girls telling how great sex is for as a monster girl, Alps specifically telling you how much better sex feels
>staff telling you that about how fantasizing about being female is normal for guys going through puberty
>everyone seeming to tell you about how liking the appeal of other men is totally ok
>it was all very subtle at the time
>then it happened
>you were an Alp yourself
>suddenly you realize how it all makes sense
>but before you can make any accusations you find yourself being bukkakied in an orgy with several other Alps
>it just kind of happened, but you liked it to much to stop
>so you joined the guy's harem, the one with all the Alps
>and everyone looked at you and thought 'I always knew that kid was into dudes'

>> No.14235683

>>14235670
I never know if you like kikis or hate them with this image.

>> No.14235684

>>14235676
Shut up before I get the dhampirs.

>> No.14235686

>>14235682
>he hits on me
>me
Anon, is there anything you want to tell us?

>> No.14235688

>>14235683
Both.

>> No.14235689

>>14235675
Yeah, best, plus she isn't an abomination so she's automatically better than snot maid.

>> No.14235691

>>14235686
Must be InariKitsune. He used to brag in IRC about how guys would hit on him all the time, even though he totally didn't want it to happen.

>> No.14235696

>>14235684
Those homewreckers? No thank you.

>> No.14235698
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14235698

>>14235684
Never

>> No.14235699
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14235699

ALPS ARE BORING POST FLUFFY THINGS

>> No.14235701

>>14235688
Like because best girl and hate them because they aren't real? Yeah, I get that.

>> No.14235704

>>14235699
HAIRY PUBES

>> No.14235705

>>14235691
> even though he totally didn't want it to happen
I find that hard to believe considering the stuff he's into.

>> No.14235709

>>14235699
You could get banned for posting that anon. Be cautious.

>> No.14235711

How would you guys feel about a greentext story of Anon working in a arabian nights-esque MG restaurant?

>> No.14235712

>>14235699
the little bit of bush peeking out is so fucking hot.

>> No.14235713
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14235713

So I made this. Hope you guys like it because Lala is starting to be best girl for me. Cant help it, I love black sclera.

>> No.14235715

>>14235711
Just write it unless you're bad at writing.

>> No.14235716
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14235716

>>14235699
Reminder that Kikomora tails are made of feathers, and that pillows are traditionally feather-filled, not fur filled. Ergo, Kikimora best mofu tail.

>> No.14235718

>>14235662
She's too pure for this environment.

>>14235675
Good comes in many forms.

>>14235716
And suddenly I'm imagining myself teasing my kiki with one of her own pubic feathers.

>> No.14235719

>>14235711
Only if it's hotter than hot

>> No.14235720

>>14235713
Solid choice.

>> No.14235721

>>14235713
I love that unamused expression.

>> No.14235722

>>14235682
>life of the average alp poster

>> No.14235723
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14235723

>>14235713
>I love black sclera
>Draws her without black sclera

>> No.14235724

>>14235713
Very cute.

>> No.14235725

>>14235713
I like it but she's not best girl

>> No.14235727
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14235727

>>14235699
Fluffy things

>> No.14235729
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14235729

>>14235689
>Hating on abominations
You and I are not niggers. Not at all.

>> No.14235730
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14235730

>>14235698
>>14235696
Can't hear you with her leg in your ass and poking out of your whore wife's mouth.

>> No.14235733

>>14235682
>girls telling how great sex is for as a monster girl, Alps specifically telling you how much better sex feels
Sex isn't better for girls right? That's just a myth.

>> No.14235735

>>14235729
Good.

>> No.14235736

>>14235723
Damn, you're right. That's almost as shitty as wasting the image count on reactionface.jpg

>> No.14235738

>>14235730
Are dhampirs the most entitled and selfish monstergirl? Yes.

>> No.14235743

>>14235736
>wasting the image count on reactionface.jpg
>what is deleting the image afterwards

Where have you been the last million threads

>> No.14235745

>>14235713
Needs more dino girls Loen

>> No.14235746
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14235746

>>14235709
Hahahaha no

>> No.14235750

>>14235738
No, that's vampires, do we need to compare them side by side HUH? Are you going to waste my time again with your lies?

>>14235743
In his defense not many delete their reactions images, and not that many post them anymore either. I do it with text even.

>> No.14235751

>>14235699

>>14234642
fluffy tail, fluffy ears and one firm butt

>> No.14235752

>>14235730
>The chuuni bitch thinks she has any right to talk

>> No.14235756

>>14235750
Vampires just want to turn you into a husband they are proud of. Dhampirs are literal homewreckers and white knights.

>> No.14235758

>Kikimora teaching kobold how to clean and serve their master
>Training her to resist her doggy instincts and not JUMP IN THE FUCKING MUD
>taking her to be fitted for her first maid dress
>giving her pointers on how and when to raise her tail so master can get a peek

>> No.14235760

>>14235750
oh okay that's understandable then I guess

>> No.14235762

>>14235752
>chuuni
>actual vampire hunters

>>14235756
I told you to go eat crickets somewhere else Jenkings.

>> No.14235764

>>14235723
Coloring anon. I need the empty sclera space to color it later, leaving it pitch black in a color version wouldnt look as good as a dark color.
>>14235725
I agree anon. Miia is still holding the title in my head.
>>14235745
You are completely right.

>> No.14235765
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>>14235746
OH MUH DICK MUH DICK MUH DICK WE ARE TALKING STAURN V LEVELS OF MUH HERE
TIME TO SHIFT INTO GEAR AND

DESTROY

THAT

REAR

>> No.14235767

>>14235762
All I'm saying is that you would be much happier with a nice and lovely vampire.

>> No.14235768

>>14235764
>Coloring anon

I see, sorry then.

>> No.14235769 [SPOILER] 
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>>14235733
There are actually far more nerve endings and sensitive tissues in the vagina than on the penis, yes. That's part of why birth is so painful, that and the child is basically stretching the vaginal canal like forcing a baseball through a fucking coin purse.

But one thing that alot of writefaggots myself included neglect is that sex isn't all about shoving a blood engorged skin flute into the lubricated grasping sheath of a womanfolk. There's also an emotional element to it, and it's been proven that sex forms and strengthens bonds between partners because it's the most intimate physical interaction two human beings can experience.

That being said I'll never trust 3DPD ever again because I may have been used to cuckold a guy and knocking his ex up before she got back with him, but hey. At least MGs aren't (hopefully) that facetious.

>> No.14235770

>>14235756
>you will never watch you're Vampire waifu fistfight you're Dhampir daughteru
>you will never see them do a cross-counter and punch each other in the face, knocking themselves out in the process

>> No.14235771

I want to adopt a Dhampir so I don't have to deal with a horrible Vampire wife that hates my existence.

>> No.14235777

I want to take a Himedere elf to McDonalds.

>> No.14235779

>>14235756
Vampire are the only MG so shitty they have to have their own children teach them how to treat a human with some common decency.

>> No.14235784

>>14235699
Are fluffy alps acceptable?
There's no art for Alps, so I'll just post horned fluffy creatures and use my imagination to interpret non-blueberry androgynous characters as Alps.

>> No.14235786

>>14235777
You're making me want to see a Himedere elf having to be coerced into eating "Plebeian food" before reluctantly taking a bit and realizing she actually enjoys it.

>> No.14235787
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14235787

>>14235771
>>14235779
Geez I wonder who may be behind these posts

>> No.14235789

>>14235771
I want to put my dhampir up for adoption so she doesn't stab her own mother in the back.

>>14235779
Correction, they force vampires to adopt their principles no matter how kind they are. Maybe they both of them are happy, you ever thought of that?

>> No.14235791
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14235791

>>14235784
Closest thing I could find to a fluffy alp.

>> No.14235795
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14235795

>>14235784

>> No.14235796

>>14235765
>"Y-you want to destroy my ass!?"
>The girl is panicking, and this makes Anon panic.
"No, wait, it's a good thing, I swear!"
>"Destroying my ass is a good thing!?! D-do you hate me!?!"
>Anon is getting especially desperate. Should he fail to romance the fox he won't be able to jam it in so deep they'll need to find King Arthur to pull it out.
"No! I don't hate you, I'm just saying you have a five star tush!"
>"W-what's that supposed to mean!?"
"It means I like you fine, but more importantly I LIKE YOUR ASS!"
>"Oh, so now my ass is more important than me!?! Is my ass just the best thing about me then!?!"
"Yes. WAIT SHIT-"
>"Well fuck you then, I'm leaving, and taking this 'five star ass' with me!"
"No, wait, please, I love your ass, you don't understand!"
>It was a pretty good family reunion.

>> No.14235799

>>14235713
I like her because she's kind of a chuuni, but also because she likes Gundam.

A girl who likes Gundam is a damn good girl in my books. I wonder if she likes Metal Gear like Miia? How cute would it be watching Miia and Lala bond over vidya?

>> No.14235802
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14235802

I want to see various monsters get frustrated at video games.

That elf wont be smiling long.

>> No.14235803

>>14235789
>I want to put my dhampir up for adoption so she doesn't stab her own mother in the back.
They prefer to live with humans anyway; and she would just come back as an adult and kill you both later.

>> No.14235804

>>14235684
How would a Dhampir react to her father defending her mother?
>Anon comes home
>Finds his wife cowering in a corner
>His daughter standing over her, ranting about justice and how your wife needs to "learn her place" and treat you better
>You happen to think that your wife treats you pretty darn good, even if she is kind of bad at showing it
>And so you step in
>"ELIZABETH!"
>She's startled by your sudden yell
>"What do you think you're doing to your mother?! Is this how a daughter acts towards her parents?!"
>She tries to protest, and squeaks out a "Bu-"
>You cut her off
>"But nothing! You go to your room right now and you think about what you did!"
>"Bu-"
>"I said to your room!"

>> No.14235808

>>14235795
>posting an actual monsterboy
Alpfags, everyone.

>> No.14235809

>>14235795
Anon, you probably don't know this but The one in the middle is a trap.

>> No.14235810

>>14235803
That's why you hire security and buy a gun.

>> No.14235812

>>14235718
>pure
In a way I agree with you but
>kikimora cleaning house
>that's strange
>she looks through every nook and cranny of the house
>finally she decides to go directly to you as you're having dinner
>"Master, are you well?"
>Tell her you're as fine as ever
>"It's just, I couldn't find any gentlemanly material as I cleaned your room, or anywhere really"
>Gentlemanly material?
>Porn, I mea porn, Master
>You choke on your delicious fat, greasy steak at her reply
>she pats your back drapes her arm around you
>"It's not healthy for such a virile young man to neglect his needs, but don't worry, Maid #1 is on this!
>she storms out of the house with a spring in her step, she doesn't hear you calling
>she returns well into the night, more bags than you can count
>"Oooh Maaaasteeeer, I'm back!"
>She tries to set them down but they slip out of her hands, dumping the contents on the floor
>Maid Fucking Monthly, Diaries of a Slovenly Servant, Punished Maids XIV: The Caning, High Society Maid Schtupping
>You look at her, then the magazines and movies, then her again
>She tells you there's more in the car
>She hides her blushing face behind her skirt, letting you see her stockings and garterbelt
>"If it's not to much to ask, could we watch them together?"

Kikis are love.

>> No.14235816

>>14235808
>>14235809
I'm proactively choosing to believe that the character does not have a penis. You can't see one in the image itself, so, he doesn't have one at all! That's the world I'm going to choose to live in. Yeah.

>> No.14235817

>>14235808
>>14235809
The topic was "Fluffy Alps".

So w/e.

>> No.14235820

>>14235816
>>14235817
And Alpfags are cancer. Surprise surprise.

>> No.14235823

>>14235812
For some reason, I was half expecting her to make her own solo pics.

>> No.14235826
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14235826

>>14235820

>> No.14235828

Loving Dhampir wives > Vampires that only love you if you're the MGE version of a nigger.

>> No.14235831
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14235831

>>14235745

>> No.14235832

>>14235795
>trap
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/y/

>> No.14235836

>>14235808
How did you know that? I don't see any bulge anywhere. Nobody would've known if you didn't point it out.

>> No.14235837

>>14235828
Are you trying to be wrong?

>> No.14235839

>>14235831
How precious.

>> No.14235841

>>14235823
She just pasted her face on the models in all the magazines.

>> No.14235843

>>14235767
Are your pants on fire as you post this? I'm genuinely curious.

>> No.14235846

>>14235828
Nope

>> No.14235849

>>14235787
Men with a good head on their shoulder and taste, who don't want to be treated like servants and blood bags?

>> No.14235850
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14235850

>>14235795
>Posting a Monsterboy

>> No.14235851

>>14235831
>those thighs

>> No.14235853
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14235853

>>14235831
Aw yis

Kram next?

>> No.14235859

>>14235802
I'm not dealing with broken controllers.
she breaks, she pays for a new one.

And I still want to know what the sorceress is doing.

>> No.14235861

>>14235849
I do. It would be romantic.

>> No.14235863
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14235863

What are monstergirls that can punch things very fast?

>> No.14235864

>>14235816
>so he doesn't have one at all
>HE
I have bad news for you.

>> No.14235866

>>14235831
Nice

>> No.14235868

>>14235820
Anon, you have to admit, that character looks female. There's basically no indication of it being male outside of it doujin's context, and anyone can draw a female and call it a male, and if there's no dick in the image than anyone can just as easily say 'No it's not, that a fuckin lady!' and no one could voice valid disagreement. I mean for fucks sakes, she has tits, smal ones, but tits in that image! No bulge!

>> No.14235872

>>14235831
Nice job, man. Love dinos like that.

>> No.14235873

>>14235836
Do you know anything about that artist? Christ.

>> No.14235874

>>14235795
Fuck off

>> No.14235877

>>14235843
I haven't told a single lie.

>> No.14235878

>>14235853
Oh lordy, muh heart.

>> No.14235879

>>14235836
Newfag pls.

>> No.14235883

>>14235837
I don't know about incubi being nig nogs but he's not wrong. Don't make me get the quote nigga, you'll just look stupid.

>> No.14235887

>>14235868
Delete your image you overly defensive retard.

>> No.14235891

>>14235883
It's true that they only accept yo if you're an incubus,but an you blame them? They are noblewomen, they need proper and powerful husbands.

>> No.14235893

>>14235828
>stop liking monstergirls I don't like!

>> No.14235897 [DELETED] 

>>14235836
>>14235868
>>14235836
>>14235795
http://imgur.com/a/XqXv4

FUCK OFF. I'M NIPPING THIS SHIT AT THE BUD. IT'S A GUY, GETTING ASSFUCKED BY A FURRY. EAT SHIT AND DIE.

>> No.14235899

>>14235836
>>14235816
http://imgur.com/3yhgIUv
Shhhh, no dreams, only hate now.

>> No.14235902
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14235902

>>14235826

>> No.14235908

>>14235861
Well obviously you're an idiot.

>>14235893
No it's more like
>your waifu a shit and you're free to like her but that won't stop me from saying SHE'S SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

>> No.14235912

>>14235902
What are you doing?

>> No.14235914

>>14235897
>>14235899
Ok, so, your actively choosing to pollute the threads with furry shit, good to know. I haven't posted anything worthy of specific note, but you're literally just asking for a shitstorm right now.

>> No.14235918

>>14235897
I mean that's certainly a penis there, but not everyone knows the artist or the fact he or she draws penises on things that don't look like they have a penis at first view

>> No.14235919

>>14235908
Do you really have to be so obnoxious about disliking someones waifu?

>> No.14235921

>>14235908
But I want to be romanced by a strong scary vampire mistress! I would serve her every day and keep her happy and haughty!

>> No.14235923

>>14235914
>some faggot posting monster traps
>prove it's a guy and he need to fuck off
>no, we're the ones shitposting
You have overplayed your hand.

>> No.14235924

>Girl waits on 'that' stump
>time passes
>girl begins to think he forgot her or something happened to him
>he comes back as she gets up to leave

>> No.14235925

>>14235918
Well you know now, so fuck off and stop pretending that it's not a male.

>> No.14235930

>>14235746
What I'd do for a fat-bottomed Bapho in spats

>> No.14235931
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14235931

>>14235902

>>14235912
Posting horns.

>> No.14235934

>>14235812
Are dhampirs the MG most likely to mistreat their mothers?

>> No.14235935
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14235935

Enjoying pizza with a monstergirl by the pool

>> No.14235937

>>14235914
>posts trap
>anons call defensive fags out on it
>"everyone else is shitting up the thread!"
Alpfag pls.

>> No.14235938

>>14235216
If you ever do, I recommend that you start with any of the games that aren't the first two, or Etrian Mystery Dungeon (which is a whole different issue).

Etrian Odyssey (DS) is a little iffy. It's probably one of the hardest in the series (if we go by the standard difficulty of every game), and yet it's host to a number of bugs and balance issues that can very easily be exploited to make it a cakewalk. As the first entry to the series, it's definitely the clunkiest, and even lacks strafing when traversing the dungeon.
(It also has a cute forest folk girl and an alraune.)

Etrian Odyssey 2 (DS) is definitely an improvement on the series. New classes, broken skills fixed, and some good quality of life improvements.
(It doesn't have any cute monstergirls, but you can have a bear in your party.)

Etrian Odyssey 3 (DS) is awesome. A huge improvement on the last, with a completely new class roster. That, and it's set in an ocean land, which means swashbuckling and cute brown amazons.
(It also has cute robot girls and a Scylla in it.)

Etrian Odyssey 4 (3DS) is definitely the easiest, but it's still damn fun. One different feature about it is that instead of having you traverse through a single dungeon, split into several different strata, you explore multiple dungeons which you'll travel to via an overworld. As the first on the 3DS, it also does away with enemy sprites, replacing them with full 3D models.

Etrian Odyssey Untold (3DS) is a remake of the first. Thankfully, it fixes all of its predecessor's issues. What's interesting about the Untold (remake) games is that they feature two modes.
There's Classic Mode, where you can make your own party as you would in every other game, with the story exactly as it plays out in the original.
Then there's Story Mode. As it implies, the plot is a lot more involved. While largely unchanged from the original, there's some pretty major additions. Namely, you're given a premade team of actual, speaking characters with already established personalities and backstories. Additionally, you get a unique class and a new story vital dungeon appears only in this mode, one which you'll be revisiting as you progress through the main labyrinth.
Despite all that, if you're completely new to the series, and have no idea about the actual setting, I personally recommend Classic Mode on this game.

Etrian Odyssey Untold 2 (3DS) is a remake of the second game. Story Mode and Classic Mode, just like the last Untold. And though I haven't played it yet, I'm told its quite possibly the best game, in terms of its polish and quality of life improvements.

So, do you like cute girls?
Do you like lolis?
Do you like dungeon exploration?
Do you like drawing maps?
Do you like horrible, deer-based disembowelling?
And do you like pain?

If yes, then you'll love Etrian Odyssey.

>> No.14235941

>>14235891
Vampire apologist pls.

>>14235877
>you'd be happier with a vampire waifu
Next you'll tell me root canals are awesome.

>> No.14235942

>>14235925
Stop posting furry outside of /b/, that's a global rule you broke

>> No.14235944

>>14235934
Yes.

>> No.14235947

>>14235934
meant to post
>>14235804

>> No.14235950

>>14235931
Imagedumps are frowned upon, anon.

>> No.14235952
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14235952

>>14235918
>>14235914
Stop grasping at straws and admit that you're both faggots for wanting to ream the asshole of a goddamned Pan Faun male shota.

>>14235942
>Posting furry to prove a point is breaking a rule when you know that /u/ material doesn't belong in here unless it's canonized in Liliraune

>> No.14235954

>>14235931
>Pupils aren't rectangles
Shit tier sheep.

>> No.14235956

>>14235941
Root canals aren't that bad, and they can't be compared to busty undead ladies anyway.

>> No.14235958

>>14235934
Only if they mistreat their fathers.

>> No.14235959

>>14235942
I'm not the one that posted furry, you're the one that posted furry by posing that image of a monsterboy.

>> No.14235961

>>14235942
Shitposting is also against the rules.

>> No.14235963

>>14235924
>Girl waits on 'that' stump

what stump? what are you referencing, lad?

>> No.14235966
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14235966

>>14235950
Then join me and talk about how wonderful horns are.

>> No.14235968

>>14235963
>He doesn't know about the stump

>> No.14235972
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14235972

>>14235963
stumps

>> No.14235973

>>14235963
The stump of waiting for someone who never returns I think.

>> No.14235976

>>14235966
Stop dumping images first.

>> No.14235977

>>14235935
>That pool
Okay, is this the part where she and her friends jump me and record the newest edition of "Mofu Paradise"?

>> No.14235979

>>14235921
Well too bad! Because my tanuki wife makes it so I have enough cash to pay a crack team of dhampirs to follow you around the clock and mindbreak any vampire you so much as look at. You're going to have a nice, doting, obedient vampire wife, or harem, and fucking like it!

>> No.14235980
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14235980

>>14235963
A stump that truly shows who the real monsters are

>> No.14235983

>>14235976
But how will we show our appreciation of horns if not by masturbating over images featuring them on attractive females?

>> No.14235989

>>14235983
Because you're being a ponce about it.

>> No.14235990

>>14235980
Jubjubs are great girls, and anyone who makes one suffer is shit.

>> No.14235995

>>14235989
What?

>> No.14235996

>>14235979
Well I'll hire a team of amazons to turn you and your friends into sweet submissive husbands who will always obey their wives no matter what.

>> No.14235999

>>14235956
You're right, a root canal without anesthesia is preferable to a vampire master.

>> No.14236001

>>14235999
Now you're just being annoying about this.

>> No.14236003

>>14235996
>bankrolled by a tanuki
>implying I can't pay them ten times what you do to kidnap you and train you into a hunk of iron flesh worthy of dominating a vampire

>> No.14236005

>>14236003
Then I'll pull a kamen rider and turn on you.

>> No.14236007

>>14235980
the one sitting on it?

>> No.14236010

>>14235990
>A Harpy that'd only ever be in stories of a guy getting stalked by the JubJub, paranoia growing as he fears a flesh-eating monster is coming to get him
>Right before they *pomf* onto him with those heavenly pillows

>> No.14236011

>>14235980
Certainly not the poor traveler trying to escape from the dumb rapebird.

>> No.14236012

>>14236001
What are you going to do, tell your mistress on me? Go ahead, I'll enjoy seeing her mascara run as she's educated in the ways of treating a man by a pissed off dhampir. A dhampir with hands as big as a troll's. With a spanking fetish.

>> No.14236016

>>14235914
>>14235918
>>14235816
>>14235817
>>14235868
>>14235836

Posting monster boys is indefensible, even unknowingly, and all of you should leave for trying. It doesn't matter if you want to pretend it's female, the thread just proved that the character's male, so why haven't you deleted the image or been banned yet?

>> No.14236021

>>14236005
You lost me.
Wait, you mean come for me? Nigga, what part of bankrolled by a tanuki don't you understand? My network of kunoichi spies will let me know the second you're heading my way. You're fucked. And your waifu will be fucked. By you. In a very dominating manner.

You're welcome.

>> No.14236023

>>14236016
Why are you angry at several anonymous people on the internet? I would suggest you turn off your monitor my friend and stop getting easily flustered.

>> No.14236027

>>14235989
If you aren't going to discuss horns with me then I'll just go back to posting them.

>> No.14236030

>>14236027
Not him but
>global 10

>> No.14236033

>>14236021
But I won't do it. You can't make me. Instead, I'll destroy your evil, even if I die!

>> No.14236034

>>14235980
thank you for posting this lovely Jubjub

>> No.14236036

>>14236027
I'll discuss horns with you, but give me a minute, going for a cig.

>> No.14236038

>>14235229
It's one of these, can't check 'cos the shit doesn't work for me somehow.
http://www.3dcg-arts.net/arts/2371
http://www.3dcg-arts.net/art/1941
http://www.3dcg-arts.net/art/3903
http://www.3dcg-arts.net/art/4458
http://www.3dcg-arts.net/art/4415

>> No.14236040

>>14236021
this is the most fun i've had reading an argument in a while

>> No.14236044

>>14236012
But she already knows how to treat me and I enjoy it.

>> No.14236049

>>14236021
If he's going full kamen rider your army of ninja whores are just going to be a pile of jobbers.

>> No.14236051

>>14236033
>and then anon was hit with a dart with raging mushroom extract, and he fucked his wife like a savage, he made her cry out in ecstacy, screaming for more and complimenting his burly cock, and to make her his breeding sow

No thanks necessary.

>> No.14236053

>>14236036
Ok.

>> No.14236055

>>14236051
Then I'll reeducate her! I'll make her dominant and haughty again! Even if I have to travel the world!

>> No.14236061

>>14235938
Yeah, I was planning to just pick up the two Untolds.

>> No.14236062

>>14236027
Sit on that stump over there and I'll get back to you.

>> No.14236067

I want a strong, muscled amazon who's built like a tank and has scars all over her, to be turned into a loli by a wizard and to follow me around, trying to romance/rape me.

>> No.14236068

>>14235288
>mgt writes a collective thank you letter to DL
>nobody knows demonic for shit, using dictionaries
>a couple of fags add a joke paragraph saying how monsters are shit, semen demons are inferior and paladins would get her
>she C&D monstergirls

>> No.14236070

>>14235938
>Recommending the Untold games
>Ever
It's Atlus casualifying the series, wanting the persona audience, and DLC out the ass. Stick with 1-4

>> No.14236082

>>14236067
Why would a Wizard know pedomorphosis spells?

>> No.14236085

>>14236051
Are you implying that she'd stop being haughty after that? If anything she'd probably order raging mushrooms for him so she could tie him down and then let him do the thrusting while she looks down on him with a loving gaze.

>> No.14236087

>>14236082
No reason :)

>> No.14236091

>>14236068
That's not at all fucking stupid.

You totally shouldn't fucking kill yourself for writing that, and I'm without a doubt not being sarcastic at all.

>> No.14236095

>>14236085
>he doesn't know such intense fucking makes monsters masochists
Hue.
>>14236055
Then you'll keep getting drugged until your intense lovemaking sessions have made you BuffGond McLargeHuge and you don't know anything but to violate her, indulging your lust and making her sink deeper and deeper until she's nothing but a dog!

>> No.14236098

>>14236053
So, what about horns?

>> No.14236101

>>14236095
I'd rather die then be a pawn in your petty quest to destroy others!

>> No.14236103

>>14236082
Never know when you'll need a strength, damage, and size penalty.

>> No.14236109

>>14236095
You have to be the pettiest person I've ever met.
Some people like Femdom my dude.
I like both, but I chose that.

>> No.14236113

>>14236101
THE WORLD IS MINE! First I park my pig then I make you fuck yo bitch!

>> No.14236117

>>14236109
Sempai praised me!

>> No.14236119

>>14236113
Do you know how hard you're asking to get your ass kicked man?
Femdom lovers are surprisingly militant.

>> No.14236120

>>14236091
Hey, just saying how we'd most likely end up with our luck and all.

>> No.14236121
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14236121

>>14235784
>There's no art for Alps
Just for that you can have a Demon Alp.

>> No.14236125

>>14236119
Nigga I've been her since day one, I ain't scared of anybody here.

>> No.14236131

>>14236098
I love horns. The horns on a cute girl serve well to complement them by framing their face, they have an appealing texture, and there are probably sexual uses for them as well, and they vary wildly, so you can choose your preferences too. My favorite are curved horns like those of sheep. That's why monster girls with horns are so great.

>> No.14236134

>>14236119
>trying to start another dom slappyfight while playing both sides
>again

>> No.14236137

>>14236125
You should be! You'll repent for your crimes and help heal the wounds you caused, no matter what!

>> No.14236139

>>14236131
Is your waifu a wereheep? I like dark priest's the best.

>> No.14236140

>>14236137
>wounds
Is being your own man really so awful? Don't you want your wife to see you as her big, strong hero, not a pet?

>> No.14236141

>>14236134
I'm trying to prevent slappyfights anon.
slappyfights are a bad time for everyone involved.

>> No.14236144
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14236144

I want a fairy onee san to dom me gently.

>> No.14236147

>>14236139
No actually, my waifu is an Ushi Oni.

>> No.14236149

>>14236140
But I like her the way she is; powerful, proud, and domineering in bed. She'll love me on her own anyway, you're just being childish and spiteful.

>> No.14236150

>>14236144
>childlike mentality
>dom
That's stupid but cute.

>> No.14236154

>>14236144
We all can't have what we want, can we.
By the way, has anyone vectorized the Pixie and Fairy that float next to her?

>> No.14236162

>>14236149
Oh you know you love it, after all, you're submissive. No take off your pants and fuck your waifu! Fuck her hard and make her squeal. It will please me.

>> No.14236165

>>14236147
Let me guess, you like to ride on her back at full speed while holding on to her horns.

>> No.14236167

>>14236162
As long as she stays the same.

>> No.14236173

>>14236167
>stay the same
A nice obedient cumdump? You betcha.

>> No.14236174

>>14236131
>Appealing texture
You wot?

>> No.14236175

>>14236070
>Nostalgia goggles makes me hate new things!
/v/ is the other way, anon

>> No.14236177

>>14236173
No, as a butler who enjoys bringing pleasure and happiness to someone's life.

>> No.14236180

>>14236103
>What, you monster plebes don't use this spell for combat?
>You use it for WHAT? Pffffhahahaha

>> No.14236183

>>14236177
A butler in day to day shit and a roaring stud in bed that makes her his plaything?

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14236184

>>14236162
>you're fucking your waifu and some creepy faggot is fapping to the act in a poorly lit corner

>> No.14236186

>>14236177
Real talk, do you honestly want to be a butler? Like in real life?

>> No.14236189

>>14236184
I'm dying! Drawfags!

>> No.14236191

>>14236183
Only if she wants me too and her personalty stays the same.


>>14236186
No. But I would if I could get molested by a vampire.

>> No.14236192

>>14236184
I don't usually condone murder, but it seems like that's the solution here.

>> No.14236193

>>14236184
As long as you don't see his dick it's cool.

>> No.14236201

>>14236186
Not real woman is worth of it.

>> No.14236203

>>14236183
just like Alfred, except his master is a bat woman instead of Batman.

>> No.14236212

>>14236191
Time for another dart. Nah, let's make it ten. You. Will. Enjoy this.

http://imgur.com/gymCL84

>> No.14236216

>>14236212
Can't you dart her instead?

>> No.14236224

>>14236175
>muh nostalgia goggles
Newer is not better by default. If it has questionable design choices, shit writing, a story mode that undermines the original story and original purpose of the games to use imagination, and DLC, than yes it's inferior to the original. Did you think the new Dungeon Keeper was the best one ever too?

>> No.14236227

>>14236212
I don't have words for how autistic you're acting right now.
And I'm actually an autist.

>> No.14236229

>>14236216
Dart's been modded to respond to a male's spirit energy, has the opposite effect on females, so if you want her ultra submissive, go ahead.

>> No.14236231

>>14236212
>http://imgur.com/gymCL84

I want to dominate a Vampire while I'm still human!

>> No.14236237

>>14236229
Well I'll just lock myself in my room then.

>> No.14236239

>weekend threads

>> No.14236243

>>14236227
What's the smallest unit of measuring you can think of? Cause I care about a trillion googles less than that.

>> No.14236245

>>14236237
>raging mushroom gas

>>14236231
Good man! How would you do it? Tell us in detail.

>> No.14236251

>>14236243
And yes I do mean googles, look it up, it's a number.

>> No.14236256

>>14236245
You know what? I'll have the bodyguard capture you and tie you up, then you can watch as my wife lovingly dominates me a the maid molest you.

>> No.14236262

>>14236245
I don't really know anon, I'm not good at planning things out.

>> No.14236263

>>14236251
It's googol.

>> No.14236264

>>14236212
You're being pretty abrasive about this, anon.

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14236266

>>14236239
One more day anon, and then it'll all be over.

>> No.14236268

>>14236256
>unlimited tanuki riches
>army of kunoichi
>ogre wife
Yeah, no.

>> No.14236274

>>14236268
Then I'll just get a gun then.

>> No.14236276

>>14236212
I want to rape a vampire with a regenerating hymen!

>> No.14236278

>>14236263
Well pardoneth me. I still mean what I said.

>> No.14236280

>>14236266
ONE DAY MORE

>> No.14236285

>>14236266
>wander is unimpressed by skyrim mods.jpg

>> No.14236291

>>14236262
You can do it anon! Let the beast free.

>>14236276
Does...does it regenerate as you thrust? Ripping her maidenhead over and over in an orgy of shrill cries and virgin blood?

Hello new fetish.

>> No.14236293

>>14236274
>taking a gun
>to kunoichi
>to an ogre
Is it .50 cal at least?

>> No.14236295

>>14236293
I'm not aiming for them.

>> No.14236296

>>14236291
Somebody takes this Dhampir out of here before she gets all the floor wet.

>> No.14236298

>>14236291
>Let the beast free.
I don't know how!

>> No.14236299
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14236299

>>14236285
But he'd have to pay to see those.

>> No.14236302
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14236302

>Man wears a sign saying "Free Hugs"
>Yetis get their hugs
>Yetis hold up a sign saying "You deserve hugs"
>Yetis get their hugs
Is there no end to the crafty hugging menace?

>> No.14236303

>>14236298
You put on a cute butler outfit and spoil her with hugs and words of love.

>> No.14236306

>>14236295
>threatening to kill a tanuki's husband
>an ogre's too
You poor fool. You won't be able to run fast enough. Think of your wife anon, do you really want her to see your mangled, quartered, pulpy corpse? There won't be enough left to resurrect.

>> No.14236308

Alright, it's clear this thread needs an injection of fun so, anon, an Echidna and her sisters have made a dungeon and sent out an open challenge to adventurers to try and complete it. However, you're the only one who responded, so they're giving you as many chances as you like.
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Dungeon Challenge: 1d6
1: Skill Challenge (You must defeat the inhabitant of every room in a test of skill)
2: Romance Challenge (You must win over the inhabitant of every room)
3: Labyrinth (The Dungeon is a massive labyrinth with the Echidna in the middle. You must reach her without getting caught by her roaming sisters.)
4: Sexual Challenge (You must fuck each and every sister and the Echidna to succeed the challenge)
5: Combat Challenge (You must defeat the inhabitant of every room in combat)
6: Pick One.

The final room is guaranteed to be an Echidna, roll on monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono to decide her sisters. But first, choose a challenge rating.

Challenge Rating: This determines how many sisters you roll.
Easy: Roll 1d6
Medium: Roll 1d8
Hard: Roll 1d10
Very Hard: Roll 1d12
Extreme: Roll 1d20
Dante Must Die: Roll 2d20
DON'T CHOOSE DANTE MUST DIE UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.

Body Types: 1d12
1: Gym Bunny
2: Muscular
3: Oppai Loli (Or Shortstack if you prefer)
4: Pear Shaped
5: Hourglass Shaped
6: Tall
7: Species Norm
8: Loli (If already Loli, than CC)
9: Busty
10: Thin
11: Chubby
12: Pick One


Quirks: 1d8
1: Love Freak (In love with love and romance.)
2: Yamato Nadeshiko (Has all the skills of a perfect housewife.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. Might change into a Wight over time. If undead already, then reroll.)
4: Sadomasochist (Loves dominating or being dominated. Your pick.)
5: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
6: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
7: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
8: Twins! (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)

Lewdness Level: 1d6

1: Not Very Lewd
2: A Little Lewd
3: Lewd
4: Very Lewd
5: Extremely Lewd
6: Semen Demon

If you successfully beat the dungeon, you get to take the Echidna and her sisters as your loving wives. Of course, since they're the children of an Echidna, they're very much interested in getting pregnant.
Well anons, how do you do?

>> No.14236311

>>14236303
But that doesn't sound like I'm letting anything free.

>> No.14236312

>>14236306
I'll put down the gun if you agree to leave.

>> No.14236314

>>14236299
Anon, paid mods were canned months ago.

>> No.14236316
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14236316

>>14236266
Horsepussy winking during estrus

>> No.14236319

>>14236302
Is marriage apart of their plan?

>> No.14236320

>>14236311
You're letting go of your aggression and anger. Everyone is much happier that way.

>> No.14236323

>>14236308
Get new material.

>> No.14236324

>>14236314
I believe Bethesda is considering paid mods again.

>> No.14236325

>>14236316
>WHORSE PUSSY
are u gey anon?

>> No.14236326

>>14236316
That pungent smell of musk in the air
Wait, shit, I think I just made it weird. Shit, fuck, I'm sorry

>> No.14236333

>>14236323
I'll make a new one tomorrow, this is just a quick injection of fun for now.
I need an idea for a theme. Genie wish? Quests? MGC dating service?

>> No.14236334

>>14236319
Well that's entirely up to whether their warm hugs give you a boner or not, then she'll start rubbing your back in her hug and blush

>> No.14236337

>>14236325
No but I do enjoy almost all MGs that people haven't memetically destroyed yet, and even then the only truly shit ones (this is opinion) are:

Alps,
Cait Sith,
Cu Sith,
Devil Bug/Johj-san
Matango,

>> No.14236338
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14236338

>>14236298
You take all that horninnes you feel after two weeks of no fap, you remember that you are a man and monstergirl want your dick. You remember all the shit you want to do to them, with no restraint or remorse, because they can take, they want you to take it, all you have to do, is let nature take it's course. Let your dick guide you.

>>14236312
Take your shot princess. I'm yandere for making you fuck your waifu.

>> No.14236340

>>14236320
But I don't want that at all.

I want stuff like dominating an Ogre with the help of a Minotaur, not being a butler!

>> No.14236345

>>14236308
>Romance challenge
fug

>Extreme roll
1
Really?

>Busty Living Doll/Doormouse Chimera who is very lewd
Some fucking dungeon, is this some sort of joke?

>> No.14236346

>>14236333
Something that's not the same roll game.

>> No.14236348

>>14236302
Who makes these signs anyway. I bet it was the Tanukis.

>> No.14236349
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14236349

>>14236338
Not that guy, but I want my waifu to fuck me.

>> No.14236352

>>14236340
You don't have to be a butler and you can do those things, as long as you remember to keep yourself in check.

>> No.14236353

>>14236338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P155qPVaPMA

>> No.14236355

>>14236338
I'd rather let my waifu ravage me.

>> No.14236356

>>14236338
But I already fuck my wife.

>> No.14236357

>>14236340
>with the help of a minotaur
You got to do it yourself or she won't respect you.

>> No.14236358

>>14236349
dat ass

>> No.14236361
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14236361

>>14236358
I know mang.

>> No.14236362

>>14236348
>Tanuki rubs her hands together as she hands the sign to the smiling, unsuspecting Yeti
>"Yes, let the goys become cuddlesluts and addicted to hugs so they don't reproduce!"

>> No.14236363

>>14236338
Well, that doesn't sound too hard. I'm going to dominate a Vampire and make her have a Dhampir child!

>> No.14236364

>>14236308
>Labyrinth
>35

Yeah, I'll spare you the details...

>> No.14236365

>>14236349
That ass is made for spanking when she gets frisky.

>> No.14236368

>>14236353
Such anger, let's turn it into lust. HEY YUMI! ANOTHER FAGGOT NEEDS A DART IN HIS DICK!

>>14236355
Who's your wife?

>>14236356
But do you fuck her hardcore? You need a push.

>> No.14236369

>>14236357
But what if I already earned her respect, what if I just want her to help dominate her as a bonding experience?

>> No.14236370

>>14236362
And then she ends up being introduced to the wonderful world of cuddlefucking.

>> No.14236374

>>14236363
You might want to learn the Sunlight spell.

>> No.14236375

>>14236364
That defeats the entire purpose of the game anon.

>> No.14236376

>>14236308
Anon, next time please don't add the ridiculous number of sub-rolls for challenge rating (e.g., extreme, dante must die, or any number more than ten girls really). It just leads to anon posting wall-of-text 40 girl lists that aren't much better than spamming the thread. And it's not like anyone else will bother reading and commenting on (or even caring about) each of the 40 girls rolled.

>> No.14236377

>>14236368
Yes, she's very hardcore.

>> No.14236379

>>14236369
Eh. You're treading dangerous ground, careful what you say.

>> No.14236380

>>14236374
>Sunlight spell.

But I would suck at learning magic, maybe I should give up on dominating a Vampire.

>> No.14236383

>>14236375
Bring something new to the table that isn't so time consuming then.

>> No.14236385

>>14236377
But are you?

>>14236380
You don't have at least 14 int? Are you a cabbage?

>> No.14236387

>>14236376
Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
8-10 girls maximum.

>> No.14236388

>>14236361
He isn't even using the handle bars, what a noob.

>> No.14236389

>>14236368
>Who's your wife?
So you tell me next to dom her? No thanks.

>> No.14236391

>>14236379
No don't worry about it anon, I'm talking about the Minotaur doing stuff like forcing the Ogre to give my a blowjob or whisper lewd things about my cock while I plow the Ogre.

You know, stuff like that. Don't you judge me.

>> No.14236392

>>14236370
>Oy gevalt, the goyim can cuddle AND fuck?
The Yetis she hired leave with newfound husbands and families, and the Tanuki is left with nothing but time to shitpost on /pol/ about their choices of jew memes

>> No.14236393

>>14236385
I'm not very hardcore at all. I don't want to be either.

>> No.14236394

>>14236392
And then one day she gets depressed, goes off drinking, and aggressively hits on a human boy before taking him back to her house and fucking him silly.
And then cuddling him afterwards.

>> No.14236395

>>14236391
Good. Good. You know how it is.

>> No.14236396

>>14236385
>Are you a cabbage?
No, I just don't think I would be able to learn magic that well on my own and since Wizards don't tend to help others learn magic I don't think I could learn it.

>> No.14236398

>>14236393
>Anon doesn't want to be hardcore but the mushroom faggot won't let him

>> No.14236399

>>14236393
Don't worry, all the dart fuckin will make you great. Think about it, you could be the first anon to have his vampire waifu show him off while human.

>>14236389
There's no guarantee of that.

>> No.14236401

>>14236391
Is it wrong to want to make a harem this way?
Every time you add a girl to the harem it gets easier.
Imagine the nights where they get to dominate.
Imagine the nights where you get to dominate.

>> No.14236407

>>14236399
I'm happy the way things are. Besides, she would show me off plenty of times at those kinky parties the high class have.

>> No.14236409

>>14236394
>The Tanuki secretly keeps a blue scarf given to her as a gift for winter and to share with anyone who would want to cuddle with her
>Tanuki Grinch finally learns the true meaning of Christmas and cuddlefucking
>Some say her bank account grew three sizes that day

>> No.14236411

>>14236399
>There's no guarantee of that
Reading you of course there is, she's a vampire.

>> No.14236412

>>14236409
>Jew
>Celebrating Christmas
At most she'd enjoy tricking the goy into buying stupid shit for no reason.

>> No.14236414

>>14236364
>goes through each monster just for the hell of it
>A few succubi and parasite slimes
>unholy abominations like cait sith and alp
>merrow

So far so good. I'm getting some interesting...
>last pull is Ignis

STOP FOLLOWING ME, DAMN IT!

>> No.14236415
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14236415

>tfw no yandere Vampire to take your virginity or give you a nursing handjob

>> No.14236416

>>14236401
Fuck off, switch.

>> No.14236418

>>14236396
Okay, here's what you do. You know that feeling of warmth you get under a pleasant sun? Not the harsh sun of summer, but of fall, that caress that envelops you and takes your cares away? Imagine that feeling, showering you all over, feel it warm all around you, let it settle on your chest and when you feel like you're about to burst, shout LUX! and if you did it right you'll get a nice shiny AoE . Try it out a few times before you go vampire hunting and increase your mana pool with running and meditating, don't want your spell to fizzle out as you're about to deliver the dicking stroke.

>> No.14236420

>>14236416
I don't criticize you for how you roll, so you don't get to shit on me for how I roll.
Inb4 he calls me a some variant of fencesitter and implies I have to take a "side"

>> No.14236423

>>14236415
Just do it.

>> No.14236424

>>14236418
That sounds dumb.

I'd just try to go and read a book on the spell and that should teach me it.

>> No.14236425

>>14236415
>She will never get her shit kicked in by an equally yandere dhampir who will fuck you raw to wash her taint off of you

>> No.14236427

>>14236412
>Black Friday in America
>with monster girls
People literally get trampled to death over $20 televisions and this is humans only, I dread to know how this would work adding monster girls to the mix

>> No.14236428
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>>14236415
>A vampire will never raise you to be her future husband
God damn it.

>> No.14236429

>>14236424
Listen here you little shit...yeah go do that.

>> No.14236432

>>14236425
>the CC Yanpire and her Dhampir niece will never double-team you in bed

>> No.14236438

>>14236432
>you will never have a vampire onahole and dhampir lover

>> No.14236439

>>14236429
Also why the fuck would I do all of that work to build my mana when I could probably find a book on how to increase it by mixing some ingredients and make a potion.

>> No.14236440

>>14236428
;_;

>> No.14236442

>>14236438
Would you kindly stop this shit. It's getting annoying.

>> No.14236445

>>14236438
You're trying it really hard, don't you anon.

>> No.14236447
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14236447

>>14236420
Even if you did take a side, it still isn't a good relationship if you aren't the dom all the time. You aren't happy, you're just lying to yourself, trying to pretend that you're happy, brainwashed, thinking that you're happy, when you totally aren't. The truth is, you totally want a human girl, and that nothing else can make you happy.

>> No.14236448

>>14236438
>you will never have a harem of five powerful monstergirls to gently make love to you and take the pain away.

>> No.14236450

>>14236438
I prefer Lilim onahole and Devil Bug lover, but anyway you're being a bad anon and should stop >>14236442 >>14236445

>> No.14236451

>>14236442
>>14236445
Reminder that cunty vampires get broken.
http://imgur.com/T7iW5G0
>>14236448
You're allright.

>> No.14236455

Yeti would be one of the best girls to have a daki pillow of, but I don't know who would be the best to commission one and .less is right out because he won't draw Yetis

>> No.14236457

>>14236438
>You will never have an Alp____ Onahole and Alp____ lover
It works with anything!

>> No.14236459

>>14236451
>http://imgur.com/T7iW5G0
God damn, I love Dhampirs.

>> No.14236460

>>14236439
That's akin to taking steroids, sure you'll get result quick, but you will suffer in the long run.

>> No.14236461

>>14236455
>.less is right out because he won't draw Yetis
Haha, what?

>> No.14236464

>>14236451
Dhampir are best daughters.

>> No.14236465

>>14236447
I swear to god Paladin-chan if Waifu Wars wasn't last week.
Oh but I've got shit planned. Yes I've got plans.
Gonna roll up some profiles and introduce the girls before the battle this time.

>> No.14236467

>>14235980
please stop anon, I don't need to cry right now

>> No.14236468

>>14236465
Last Waifu Wars was great, love the direction you took the series in.

>> No.14236469

>>14236460
No it's not, shut up.

>> No.14236471

>>14236451
Dhampirs a shit.

>> No.14236472

>>14236457
This is true pain.

>> No.14236473

>>14236468
Fuck you, that wasn't me, and that wasn't a real waifu war.

>> No.14236477

>>14236473
It had waifus, and they were in a war. I don't see how that wasn't a real waifu war.

>> No.14236478

>>14236457
Why only one onahole? Why not a harem of sex slave Alps____?

>> No.14236479

>>14236465
I don't understand Waifu Wars
Everyone's waifu is best
except Mantangos, they're icky

>> No.14236482

>>14236428
>she will never have been there for you all along
>guiding you to suite her tastes
>you live for your big sis

>> No.14236483

>>14236457
>>14236478
Fuck off you faggots.

>> No.14236484

>>14236477
It wasn't part of my series then.
It was a shitposter.
Unless you're talking about the one Will-o-the-wisp won, in which case that was mine.

>> No.14236485

>>14236479
Honestly, I'd rather take the matangos over either of the siths.

>> No.14236488

>>14236479
It's just for fun. A little exercise in bloodshed and tears.
Cait Sith, Cu Sith, Humpty Egg, and Matango are banned however.

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>>14236467
Too late

>> No.14236490

>>14236224
I posted the original summary, and that's why I recommended the classic mode on EOU to start.
You get to play a game that isn't outdated, horribly unbalanced and clunky, you still get to experience That stratum for the first time, and you don't have it undermined by dialogue from the characters.

>>14236061
I wouldn't just stick solely to the Untold games, though. 3 and 4 are definitely worth play.
If you do still just play the Untolds, then I'd recommend you do it like this:
Untold Classic >Untold Story > Untold 2 Story, Untold 2 Classic.

Normally, you'd go Story before Classic both times, but I think someone with zero exposure to the series will really benefit from experiencing the first game's plot and labyrinth as it was originally intended. But until that point, try to keep yourself as blind to the game as possible prior to playing. There's nothing quite like the surprises the game has in store.

>> No.14236491

>>14236428

>An Elder Vampire will never raise you to be a good man with a brave heart and an indomitable will, because taking over the world would just be unsporting if there wasn't at least one hero left in men.

>> No.14236492

>>14236471
Is your vamp mistress breaking your balls anon? Just get a dhampir, she'll put her in her peace. Beneath you, squealing like a pig.

>> No.14236496

>>14236490
>you still get to experience That stratum for the first time
Except they spoil it in the opening cutscene. It's one of the first things you get to see.

>> No.14236500
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>>14236489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe6j0JBwEO4
Have a one up.

>> No.14236503

>>14236428
That kind of stuff is a lot more liable to happen with the monster girl daughters of people than the adoptive monster girl sons or little brothers.

>> No.14236505

>>14236482
Then a dhampir slaps her shit and makes you a real man.
>>14236491
>vampires
>making men other than purse dogs unless corrected

>> No.14236508
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>>14236308
>Sex challenge
>Hard: 9
>Muscular, Love Freak Semen Demon Nightmare
>Loli, Sadomasochist Slightly lewd Dhampir
>Gym Bunny Love Freak Super-lewd Mouse
>Busty, Yamato nadeshiko demure Sahuagin
>Roper Twins (Chubby & Normal), Undead & demure
> Extremely lewd Amazon Twins (Oppai loli & Gym bunny), both love freaks
>Extremely lewd, Busty Sadomasochist Red Oni Help?
>Extremely Lewd, Busty Dark Priest-Kraken Chimera
>Slightly lewd, bottom heavy shortstack Ren Xiongmao
>Tall, Bakunyuu Semen Demon Echidna at the center
I may die, but it will be with happy thoughts and shattered pelvis

>> No.14236512

>>14236505
Go to bed you perpetually salty faggot.

>> No.14236514

>>14236469
Don't come crying to me when your SE reverses and you become lost.

>> No.14236517
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14236517

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Wait shit it is a gun!

>> No.14236518

>>14236492
>>14236505
>He just keeps going

>> No.14236521

>>14236508
Is the Oni a Masochist or a sadist anon? It's your choice.

>> No.14236525

>>14236512
I don't have bedtime ever since my daughteru gave my bitch wife what for.

>> No.14236532

>>14236525
Stop the RP shit then.

>> No.14236536

>>14236521
I have no skill at being sadistic, and I feel like being tortured. She's the dom.

>> No.14236538

>>14236514
Not going to happen.

>> No.14236540

>>14236496
I just rewatched the opening. We're talking about 5th stratum, right? It doesn't show up. Gladsheim does, but the deepest part of the labyrinth we see in the opening is the 3rd stratum, with a shot of Kupala.

>> No.14236546

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAczEvYIukA
>you've been walking the wasteland for days
>gotta deliver a package to a NCR bigwig out by New Vegas
>you stop for shelter inside a blown out school to wait out the night
>super mutants, Radgirtabilius, and Cazadore girls were not on the list of things you want to run into tonight
>but then you hear a scream from behind you
>"MMAAANNNN!!!!!!"
>oh shit it's a crazy ass bandit girl coming at you with a knife
>you go into V.A.T.S. and put two in her chest and one in her head
>and she goes down easily
>just in time for the other three bandits to come around the corner shooting at you
>fuck this you get out of the school and back into the wastes
>only to run into a Gaogirl
>this night could not get any worse
>suddenly the Gaogirl turns and runs away
>shit it just got worse
>feel something cool and rough wrap around your legs
>turn around to see two piercing yellow eyes staring at you
>it's a native Lamia girl
>during a full moon
>shit
>you try to reach for your gun only to accidently turn on the radio on your pip-boy
>suddenly the Lamia girl grabs your hand almost transfixed on your right forearm
>have slow cuudlesex until the sun comes up
>the radio being on the entire time
>now she follows you everywhere
>and pouts when you turn off the radio

>> No.14236548

>>14236532
I dont think you understand what RP is. This whole thread could be considered RP by your definition.

>> No.14236549

>>14236536
She's probably the kind that practically ahegaos from watching your face twist in pleasure.
Maybe she's got a thing for orgasm torture.

>> No.14236551
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14236551

Hannya girl when?
The Oni needs a Shirohebi equivalent after all.

>> No.14236557

>You started playing a new MMO, looking to try something different
>You play as a tank but you're still just a noob
>One day while playing you meet a healer and you become best buds
>You're constantly grouped and do everything together
>You become top-tier raiders and clear all the content available
>You guys become legendary
>You're the toast of your high end raiding guild
>You guys are completely insufferable and talk for hours via IRC and in-game chat, he refuses to use a mic though, not really an issue because his performance is so good
>One day, he whispers you "Hey, bro, you live in [CITY] too, right? want to meet up?"
>You've known him for a year or two at this point and agree
>You arrive at the designated spot, a trendy bar next to the Museum of Art
>"H-H-High, Anon..."
>It's a cute MG, dressed really nicely
>you ask if it's your in-game bro
>she nods shyly

What girl would be best suited for the role?

>> No.14236558

>>14236546
Cute

>> No.14236560

>>14236503
>Raising your daughter to be a member of your harem
Eh, I can get behind that. Especially if it's multiple daughters, and their all of them are different species.

>> No.14236561

>>14236464
>>14236459
>What's wrong Father, why so glum?
>Mother stood you up again to spend time with her "high society" friends?
>It's okay, I'm here now. Isn't this nice, just the two of us? You know I love, dearly
>Ah, when I'm like this, with you, I don't need anything else
>Father...do you love me? You do. When I'm close to you, my head gets fuzzy, my chest throbs, I want...to feel closer to you
>No, don't turn away, don't be scared of me please, I just want to make you happy, an feel good with you, see? I'm warm, doesn't it feel good? If you wanted to...you could...have ME
>Please, make me your lover. Mother? Oh don't worry, she'll be treasuring you more very soon, I'll make sure of it

>> No.14236562

>>14236557
She's getting tenderly loved.
Unless she wants it rough.

>> No.14236565

>>14236540
>Gladsheim
Which is a huge futuristic dungeon, which ruins the whole impact of "It's post-apocalyptic and here's city ruins" reveal. Also the opening spoils that the Guildmaster is evil, though Untold retcons him from a guy trying to keep explorers from exploring too far and finding forbidden knowledge as well as ruining the town to "ebil man who was actually mind controlled by ebil tree"

>> No.14236567

>>14236560
This nigga knows what's up.

>>14236557
>healer
It's a fucking alp isn't it?

>> No.14236570

>>14236557
Sea Bishop.

>> No.14236571

>>14236567
Maybe it's a Minotaur or an Oni. Sometimes it's the ones you don't expect after all.
Also because I like imagining blushing muscular girls in sundresses

>> No.14236574

>>14236561
>"But sweetie, she's making some pumpkin in the kitchen."
There, crisis averted.

>> No.14236575

>>14236567
Of course anon, everyone knows that alps are the only monstergirl.

>> No.14236577

>>14236557
A lich. Being undead means she got a lot of game practice in, and she's a healer because she wants to try something she's not naturally inclined to.

>> No.14236578

>>14236574
>crisis

>> No.14236583

>>14236308
>romance challenge
I can do this as long as the sisters aren't crazy

>medium - 5 sisters
K

>room 1
>Dark Matter
>tall, love freak, semen demon
This is not starting off well

>room 2
>Ignis / Cancer chimera
>thin, very lewd
Elemental fire crab, damn it

>room 3
>Thunderbird / Werecat chimera
>muscular, little lewd
Electric catbird - as if firecrab wasn't bad enough

>room 4
>faggot cat
>tall, love freak, extremely lewd
Fuck my luck

>room 5
>grapesnake twins
>#1 is pear shaped with a big ass (naturally) and lewd
>#2 is tall, bakunyuu, very lewd
This cannot be happening

If I knew what was ahead of me I would run screaming

>> No.14236584

>>14236557
>Plays a boy
>So nervous she makes typos IRL
>Has interest in women's clothing that appeals to the MC in just the right way

Definitely an alp.

>> No.14236585
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14236585

I got the colors fixed, sending in to be printed now

>> No.14236587

Quick question, it's still a week off, but should I name the contestants in Waifu Wars from now on? I'm taking the advice to make them less flat very seriously.

>> No.14236588

>>14236557
>got to museum
>see fuck huge Minotaur
>ask if she's your healer
>she turns around and riding in a pouch in her back is a loli weresheep
>the minos is her cousin and she can't technically leave the farm alone just yet
>try anything funny and her cousin just gets in the middle of things

>> No.14236593

>>14236587
don't do waifu wars
seriously it's slightly unhinged and that's coming from me

>> No.14236594

>>14236585
She's gorgeous.

>> No.14236595

>>14236561
No this shit again. Go to find a damn boy already you girl.

>> No.14236598

>>14236561
I tell her that my wife will make up for lost time when she get home later.

>> No.14236600

>>14236587
Give them all greentext backstories, at least 4000 characters long, giving them personalities and explaining the series of events which led to th be included in this protracted series of events.

>> No.14236601

>>14236583
You don't have to fuck them yet, you just have to woo them.
That Cheshire and the Dark Matter are probably the easiest ones of all, they're love freaks.
And are you telling me you don't want to fuck the Grapesnake twins? You don't want to hotdog #1's godlike ass or have #1 give you paizuri?

>> No.14236603

>>14236557
Any of the high-power tiered ones. Lilims, Dragons, Ushi Onis, the like. Why? Protector complex.

>> No.14236605

>>14236600
I'm not going to that extreme but I will give them personalities.

>> No.14236607

>>14236560
I want a Sabbath approved harem, full of naturally loli monster girls to the point that outsiders can hardly tell which of the girls are my original wives and which are my daughters that continue to love their daddy as wives themselves. I want to be buried in little girls, and made to have sex with them for the rest of my natural life.

>> No.14236609

>>14236546
now I want an out-of-touch cc MG to be fascinated by my more modern technology

>> No.14236610

>>14236585
Meer a shit

>> No.14236613

>>14236585
hey, an anon >>14233636 said you spent 2k on miia pillows, is that true?

>> No.14236614 [DELETED] 

>>14236308

Dungeon Challenge
Labyrinth (The Dungeon is a massive labyrinth with the Echidna in the middle. You must reach her without getting caught by her roaming sisters.)

Challenge Rating: This determines how many sisters you roll.
Easy: Roll 1d6
2

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Amazoness
Pear Shaped
Twins! (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sylph
Tall
Sadomasochist (Loves dominating or being dominated. Your pick.)
A Little Lewd

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare
Muscular
Love Freak (In love with love and romance.)
Lewd

Ok.. So I get a submissive horse pussy that can break my bones and a not-so-twin twins.

I'm ok with this

>> No.14236616
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>>14236610
>Meer

>> No.14236619

>>14236605
Go big or go home, anon.

>> No.14236622
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>>14236610
>Meer

>> No.14236624

>>14236588
flip it. I want a Minotaur healer GF and a black weresheep daughteru.

>> No.14236625

What monster would be the best gyaru/ganguro?

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>>14236549
>Does it hurt?
>Being tied down, helpless I toy with your body
>Having your cock and balls teased for hours on end
>Being brought to the brink time and again in the most humiliating ways
>All you you can be left to fall back down again
>O-ho, look at how it twitches from just the smallest touch
>All the fluid you've leaked, and yet still have so much more saved up
>Building pressure like a dam ready to burst
>You must be aching to finally cum, hmm?
>The begging pleasure on your tear-stained face is pathetic
>I can barely get enough of how weak you look right now
>It's got me so excited, my panties are completely soaked through
>I could practically cum right now
>So how about I give you your reward for being such a good boy, hmm?~
>Let me just take these off...
>Be a darling and hold these for me? Say 'ahhh'.
>How does it feel, having my moist pussy caressing the raw nerves of your cock
>I can feel you jumping with every stroke, begging for that release
>How would it feel if I were to do THIS?
>Ahhhhn.~ You came so much just from me putting it in. So pathetic!
>We're not done yet though
>Not until I've milked every last drop of semen from your pitiful body
>Now be a good boy and cum lots for me as I ride you raw, okay?~

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>>14236610
Good thing that's Miia, and not "Meer"


>>14236613
Nah, after I order this last one, and then order enough pillows to fill the 7 meter one, i should be at around 900 dollars, and then another 60 if Loen ever lets me pay him

>> No.14236638

>>14236629
Yeah
Yeah, gonna go fap now
Yeah, fuck no fapping for a month

>> No.14236640

>>14236574
>Sweet Father, her neglect is making you imagine things? It's just you and me here, and, I'll always be by your side
>>14236598
>Isn't that what's always wrong? You slave away for her but she's never home. I don't think she likes me much and she doesn't appreciate you, not like I do. Look at me, can't you see how much you mean to me? It's not right for you to be left behind like this, if you wanted I could even give you a daughter, so that neither of us would be lonely again, doesn't that sound nice? Say yes Daddy, all you have to do is love me
>>14236595
>You told me, that no one loves me like you do, and that you'd never leave me. Were those just lies? if you do love me, prove it, now, whatever you want, as many times as you want it, whenever, wherever, because, I will never leave you, Beloved Father

>> No.14236641

>>14236490
Well, what I meant to say was "Get the two untolds first".

See if I like 'em, then grab others.

>> No.14236642

>>14236629
Nothing about that sounds sexy, it's just insulting,.

>> No.14236643

>>14236629
What a woman. She knows her way with men.

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>>14236629
Oh my.
What I'd give to be in that position. Watching those perfect red tits bounce up and down as she rides me.

>> No.14236646

>>14236308
Dungeon Challenge
Labyrinth (The Dungeon is a massive labyrinth with the Echidna in the middle. You must reach her without getting caught by her roaming sisters.)

Challenge Rating: This determines how many sisters you roll.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Amazoness
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare
Easy: Roll 1d6
2

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Amazoness
Pear Shaped
Twins! (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
Tall
Sadomasochist (Loves dominating or being dominated. Your pick.)
A Little Lewd

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare
Muscular
Love Freak (In love with love and romance.)
Lewd

Playing hide and seek with couple of Amazons, which is like yin and yang and a beefy submissive horse pussy. This will be easy.

>> No.14236647

>>14236605
not going all out for something YOU created
>is George Lucas your family member?

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>>14236637
Why are snake witches so cute?

>> No.14236650

>>14236557
I'd vote for Anubis. But then, I always do.

>>14236577
Lich also good.

>>14236588
And that's adorable.

>> No.14236654

>>14236640
I'm my wife's man, not yours. Now cut this out.

>> No.14236655

>>14236642
For you.

>> No.14236656

>>14236629
>that doujin
>this greentext
I don't think so sub.

>> No.14236660

>>14236585
You use HobbyHeart for your custom printing right? Are you at all afraid they'll claim the designs and sell them as much as demanded? Or do they have a guarantee against that?

>> No.14236661

>>14236647
I don't have time to write 96000 words for a silly bloodsport anon. I'll give them names, personalities, and short backstories, but not a fucking novel.
I haven't even written college assignments that long.

>> No.14236662

>>14236461
He doesn't draw big meaty paw monster girls or something, he said so a while back

>> No.14236664

>>14236625
I want an out of touch Demon onee-san that embarrasses me just by her actions.
Then makes me even more flustered when she teases me in public. Knowing I can't do anything to her until we get home or in an alleyway.

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>>14236648
Because Lamias tend to fit that role well.

>> No.14236668

>>14236661
then maybe stop the bloodshed and claim that all waifus are best

>> No.14236670

>>14236662
But he draws Anubis and Manticore and other paw girls.

>> No.14236671

>>14236625
Personally, gyaru's too garbage for any of them to fit.

>> No.14236672

>>14236656
Which doujin is that?

>> No.14236673

>>14236662
He has drawn them a small handful of times, but I've never seen .less do a Yeti

>> No.14236675

>>14236662
>He's done a lot of Anubi and other paw Mamono
Just not Yeti's. For some raisin

>> No.14236677

>>14236670
And he reduces the size of them usually.

Though in my experience, he'll draw them BIG if you request it.

>> No.14236679

>>14236637
Loen doesn't want to be bukkaked with money for some reason. Clearly we need to switch from to a tastier currency.

>> No.14236683

>>14236672
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/35641bd72e/834738-1

>> No.14236684

>>14236679
Yeah. Like good ol' fashion coins

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>>14236629

>> No.14236689

>>14236675
.less this is your next goal, please draw a cute Yeti no lewd

>> No.14236691

>>14236561
Ah fuck it, I would do it.

Hell I would cheat on any monster girl if I was ignored for so long.

>> No.14236692

>>14236601
While wooing the dark matter I would probably be infected with the incubus energy and it would be all over at that point. If I survived her then I have two chimeras. It's possible they both just want someone to accept their opposing natures (fire/aquatic and avain/feline). Maybe they just want a hug
Faggot cat, well it's faggot cat
Grapesnake twins are certainly built for sex, but wooing them?

>> No.14236693

>>14236689
I don't trust yeti's in the hands of .Less

>> No.14236694

>>14236672
Onigashima no kyokon

>> No.14236695

>>14236683
Thanks

>> No.14236696

>>14236650
>hanging out with loli weresheep in a local game store
>playing a two player demo for the new Star Rape game
>it's supposed to lead up to the new movie
>having fun, the both of you are laughing
>and then you lock eyes with her
>and time stands still
>you just wish her Minotaur cousin would stand still too
>she's currently sharpening an ax behind your loli weresheep
>you guess it's time to make your purchase

>> No.14236698

I want to make a deadly maze that MGs have to go through to win husbands.

>> No.14236701

>>14236691
You're the reason monstergirls would abandon 3DPD.

>> No.14236705

>>14236546
wasteland girls are cute
CUTE!!!

>> No.14236707

>>14236698
The wurm wins, game over for all the other contestants

>> No.14236709

>>14236698
minotaurs got that shit down tight. mazes are easy for them

>> No.14236710

>>14236707
Oh, that's okay with me. I'm the husband she wins at the end.

>> No.14236711

>>14236707
she'd go through the maze, making a beeline for the center, unless she got lost

>> No.14236712

>>14236701
Explain further.

>> No.14236713

>>14236709
Meaning they plow through walls Juggernaut style to get their man?

>> No.14236714

>>14236698
I want to see American Gladiators but with MG's
>you win by not getting husbando'd
>only one 'man' won
>and he got disqualified because he alped just before the contest

>> No.14236715

>>14236707
>Wurm slams through every wall to reach husband
This isn't how you go THROUGH a maze!

>> No.14236717

>>14236640
>because, I will never leave you, Beloved Father
So you better team up with your mother to molest me, because otherwise you will get nothing from me. Also If I hear that you try to do something to your mother I'll kick your ass so hard you will be you'll turn into a normal human girl from the impact.

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>>14236660
I was worried a bit myself at first so i did some digging

I could only find one case of them ever doing that, and it was a mistake, where someone gave them a sample they found years later, and the guy in charge forgot and really liked the art, so they had their art team redraw it on his dime, and then they put it up

they got an email from the guy who originally commissioned the art like a couple days later and they took it down right away realizing they fucked up, but they guy went around a told everyone that they do that shit all the time anyways. best part was the fag was a Narutard

not to mention, i've talked to some other waifufags that have used them, and had amazing art done for their dakis and it's been a year and they still haven't popped back up on the site

>> No.14236719

>>14236714
>That
>Difficult

Just act like a huge scumbag, that way no monster girl would ever touch you and it would be a sure win.

>> No.14236720

>>14236717
so hard you'll turn*

>> No.14236721

>>14236712
Some monstergirls would hear of men doing this and think that they're all cheating whores. They would rather masturbate to cute anime boys instead.

>> No.14236723

>>14236718
Why did he transplant Cerea's chest on Miia

>> No.14236725

>>14236713
that too but i was thinking of the minotaur's ability to not get lost in mazes

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>>14236723
I like to think it's Miia after I made her a mother and her breasts got bigger

>> No.14236729

>>14236721
So? It's their fault for encouraging a shitty relationship and forcing a guy to have to fuck another woman in order to get some affection in his life.

>> No.14236731

>>14236714
>Nitro Krampus
>Gemini Oni
>Laser Ogre
>Diamond Grizzly
>Zap Hellhound
>that obstacle course dodging the tennis ball cannon, they just throw the tennis balls at 105mph at the contestants

>> No.14236732

>>14236709
>>14236725
But isn't the myth that the maze was built specifically to keep the minotaur trapped because it was too dumb to get out?

>> No.14236733

>>14236709
>Anon makes a deadly maze, unpassable by nearly all who attempt it
>A new challenger appears!
>It's a Minotaur!
>Anon laughs
>"Silly Minotaurus, your strength cannot harm this maze! Do you know what this maze is made of? Wurmdonium, the strongest metal in existence!"
>Anon is too busy laughing at the Minotaur to nitice that she's casually walking through the whole maze
>Avoiding all the traps like she knew they were there
>Solving all the riddles as if they were off of memory
>Beating that Arachne in DDR and getting the high score
>Aquiering the Anti-Life Equation like she's done it before
>Getting all the Infinity Gems
>Tossing the Emperor off a cliff
>Blowing up the Death Star
>Amok Time
>Lifting Thor's hammer
>Surviving a boat ride with Charon
>Learning how magnets work
>And eventually reaching the end unscathed
>"Wha- but how? I just made this maze! The traps, the confusing and impossible maze that leads to so much dead ends finding the end is 1 to a billion! HOW?"
>"Hm? Oh, yeah, this is nothing. Reminds me of my mom's house."
>"But can I suggest something? Piranhas. Seriously. That always gets me when I go visit ma."

>> No.14236737

>>14236733
>you will never design dungeons with your Minotaur family
I didn't know I wanted this until now

>> No.14236740

>>14236733
Recently I've really started to like Minotaurs and Holsts.

I don't even know why, I fucking hated Minotaurs a few months back.

>> No.14236742

>>14234103
Child's frame, 1
Kuudere + tomboy, 4
Chef routine, 1
Lactation enhancer, 1
Medical Expansion, 2

Lactating loli who can go hiking with me and will give me a band-aid if I trip and fall. Then cook me delicious food and shyly give me her magically flat breasts to wash it down with.

>> No.14236745

>>14236740
Its those damn cows man! I'm telling you they're out to get us all! Why do you think people suddenly started talking about tomboy Holstaurs? Its all a part of their plan, but they wont get me, they'll never get me!

>> No.14236746

>>14236719
>the network does background checks
>so only shy, beta guys get on
>sometimes rugged 'alpha' males get on
>but then usually they get taken out by an Oni or an Ushi-Oni

>> No.14236748

>>14236745
Anon, why don't you calm down?
I think you're getting a bit a head of yourself.

>> No.14236749

>>14236740
Lewd Tomboy Holstaur shenanigans from yesterday probably did that to many people.

>> No.14236750

>>14236745
Well those very lewd greentexts definitely helped.

Now all I want to do is grab a Minotaur by the horns and fuck her mouth until her stomach is full of cum.

>> No.14236751

>>14236745
Anon calm down the holsts aren't out to get you, they just want you to pet them.

>> No.14236752

>You'll never be the coach for the Lil' League team your MG daughteru is on

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Are Chupacabras Halloween appropriate?

>> No.14236755

>>14236746
That sounds fucking horrible.

>> No.14236756

>>14236750
Would you buy potions to increase your semen production and sexual endurance so you could fuck her mouth all day long?
How hard would it make you if that was her fetish?
If she just pinned you to your bed and said "Anon, I want you to do something for me. Grab my horns and fuck my face."

>> No.14236757

>>14236748
Can't calm down, I can hear them in my head all the time, mooing.
>>14236750
See, they're out to get you!
>>14236751
That's how they get you, it starts off with you petting them, then bam! Next thing you know you've touched the cow and made triplets!

>> No.14236758

>>14236718
Alright, thanks. Was a bit worried about that happening with my own, so thanks for clearing up my concerns.

>> No.14236759

>>14236752
shut up my brother and I are coaching his daughter in softball right now
>it does make me want to make a team of awesome softball daughterus with an Oni however

>> No.14236760

>>14236757
Oh boy, we've got a live one
SECURITY!

>> No.14236761

>>14236752
>You'll never dread having to coach your daughter's Wurm friend

>> No.14236763

>>14236757
>touching cow = pregnancy
this doesn't work how do you think babies are made?

>> No.14236765

>>14236758
oooh, what are you getting, are you anubisfucker?

>> No.14236768

>>14236755
that's why you need to help the Order anon! we can take back America and make it great again
>TRUMP 2016

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>>14236765
Yes.

>> No.14236772

>>14236756
>Would you buy potions to increase your semen production and sexual endurance so you could fuck her mouth all day long?

Yeah probably, but not just to fuck her mouth. I'd fuck her mouth, ass, cunt, and keep fucking her until I fill every hole and cover her entire body in my cum, marking her as mine for all eternity.

>those spoilers
I would be able to pierce steel with my erection.

>> No.14236773

>>14236760
You'll never take me you damn cows!
>>14236763
W-well, you touch the cow, and then she gets pregnant. At least that's how I think it happens.

>> No.14236781

>>14236654
>You're her man, but you're my Father, I was with you from the beginning, it was you who gave me to her, and her, me to you, BACK to you, we were never meant to be apart, you don't have to be afraid, I'll protect you should anything happen, because that' what love does
>Now share this with me, give yourself to me, because I've surrendered all I am to you, never will I let you be lonely, never will I belittle you, and always will I treasure you
>her kiss is like fire, spreading through your body
>It got big, but it's not enough
>she undoes her top, exposing shapely breasts, unsullied by any man, before wiggling her pants off her hips
>These are yours, and this as well
>she gets on her knees and slides your pants off, staring into your eyes, straddling you soon after
>she starts fingering herself, juices making your lap damn, then thoroughly wet
>What you want, what I want, is right here in front of you, it's yours to take, no one else's
>she places her hand on your shoulders
>Father, your answer?
>not being any kind of homosexual , you thrust into her, making her groan in satisfaction, she embraces you and receives you full all of you, all of her, now one flesh
>Yes, I finally have you, I've returned to you Father, don't leave me again, you promise? Promise me
>you give your word to always be at her side , to devote yourself to her as she does to you
>she squeezes you tight, sniffling into your neck, you can feel her lip trembling
>I'll...I'll make you happy, I swear it
>she clamps down and moves her hips at a frantic pace, desperate for you
>Give it to, don't hold back, shoot it out, just SHOOT IT OUT!
>she jerks, her back arching as she feels your seed entering her womb, then she collapses on top of you
>you sit in silence, holding her as she pants against you
>More...give me more, I can't bear you a daughter like this, you'll have to it, inside me, lots more
>she bites her lip, hard enough to draw blood and opens her mouth, waiting for you to come to her, you accept her offering, and in moments, you're hard again
>you almost swallow her breast as you nibble and lick every crease, the tangy, salty taste of her sweat driving you deeper
>Yes, enjoy me, this body, my heart, are all yours, to use as you please, let's go all night Father, I want to be full of you, until I don't know who I am anymore
>you stand up and pin he rot the wall, indulging in your animal urges until the world falls away
>then morning came...

>> No.14236782

>>14236757
>See, they're out to get you!

I don't think I care anymore anon, I just want to spend weeks fucking my harem consisting of a Lewd Tomboy Holst, a Minotaur, along with a Kuudere Mantis and a Kuudere Kunoichi.

I don't even know where this sudden surge of lust came from.

>> No.14236785

>>14236782
I would whopost, but I don't think I should.

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>>14236773
Are you sure about that, anon?

>> No.14236790

>>14236781
>aggressive yandere breeding
I can live with this.

>> No.14236792

>>14236786
Oh man I want to fuck that cow for a long time.

>> No.14236797

>>14236782
Uh oh, we got an incubus turning here.
>>14236786
I'd like to see one of those cows try and get me!

>> No.14236802

>>14236742
Sounds adorable.
A kind, loving loli.

>> No.14236804

>>14236786
mind giving a source on this? my usual magics have failed

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>>14236797
Who says they need to try and get YOU? Just look at her. She's practically begging you to touch her. And I'm sure the other nine behind her wouldn't mind as long as you give them all a turn.

>> No.14236808

>>14236786
>You'll never thrust upward into a Holstaurus while her breasts bounce and she gives you that look.
This truly is a cruel reality.

>> No.14236809

>>14236797
What? Anon I'm fine.

I just really want a harem of monster girls right now for some odd reason that I don't know of.

>> No.14236812

>>14236797
Dude, never taunt something that has four stomachs. Never turns out good.

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>>14236808
Close enough for you?

>> No.14236819

>>14236807
>touch the cow
Like I could keep my hands off of her

>> No.14236822

>>14236815
Nevermind, just realized what position you're asking for.

>> No.14236826
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>>14236819
They're counting on it.

>> No.14236828

>Threw 47 Goblins at my party in DnD, all dressed as Samurai because this is the fabled weeaboo dungeon
>Couldn't help but imagine how this would go in MGE

MGE ruined DnD for me.

>> No.14236829

>>14236812
>four stomachs
So does that mean Holstaurs and Minotaurs can drink four times as much semen as other monstergirls?

>>14236815
And now I'm sad I'll never fuck a Holstaurus' tits whiles she sucks on the tip.
She'd probably spike my food with her milk so I'd be able to go all day.

>> No.14236830

>>14236807
>You will never fuck an entire farm of lewd teasing Holsts one by one.
>You will never then top it off by fucking the owner of the farm, an even lewder Minotuar

God damn, where the fuck do these fantasies keep coming from.

>> No.14236835

>>14236807
Ha! I can't be fooled that easily by those foolish cows!
>>14236812
What could they possibly need four stomachs for?
>>14236809
Either your turning here and now, or some sneaky ninja spiked your food/drink while you weren't looking, either way they're coming for you.

>> No.14236836

>>14236830
Would you spend the rest of your days fucking them all in huge milky orgies?
All that Holst milk will probably make you really strong anon. Strong enough to become the chief executive of cowgirl fucking.

>> No.14236838

>>14236812
>>14236829
Holstaurs and Minotaurs only have one stomach since they aren't actual cows.

>> No.14236839

>>14236836
>Would you spend the rest of your days fucking them all in huge milky orgies?

I don't know about every single day, but when I fucked them it would last for quite some time.

>> No.14236844

>>14236835
But anon, Demonic Energy doesn't exist and I doubt anyone spiked my food.

I've really just wanted to fuck the cow girl since yesterday. It's like I'm an animal in heat, and the only cure is Minotaur and Holst pussy.

>> No.14236854

>>14236838
Okay, I didn't know that. My mistake.

>> No.14236855

>>14236308
>trial of combat
>first girl is ushioni/wurm hybrid
I give up.

>> No.14236857

>>14236844
Classic case of Horny Cow Disease, I'm afraid the only cure is impregnating a cow girl, though that has an equal chance of just making it worse, better hope you're luckier than that one guy who ended up impregnating something along the lines of 6 Holstaurs and 3 Minotaurs before it finally subsided.

>> No.14236858

>>14236857
But cow girls aren't real!

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>>14236588

>> No.14236862

>>14236861
That's cute as fuck.

>> No.14236863

>>14236858
Welp looks like its gonna be with you for life then.
>>14236861
Which may not be much longer upon seeing this image.

>> No.14236864

>>14236640
>>You told me, that no one loves me like you do, and that you'd never leave me.
No I didn't. Your mother loves you just as much as I do. We. As a couple, will always be there for you. As our daughter.

>> No.14236865

>>14236861
hnnnngh

>> No.14236866

>>14236861
D'awwwwwwww

>> No.14236867

>>14236863
>Welp looks like its gonna be with you for life then.

Oh god no, I don't want something like this for life!

>> No.14236872

>>14236867
It's simple anon, go find some Holstaurs and some Minotaurs and fuck them until you can't stand anymore.
The whole shebang, blowjobs, titfucks, sex with the intent to impregnate.
Maybe Anal if you're feeling up to it.
Have yourself a nice little cowgirl orgy and you should be fine.
Not my fault if they husbando you though.

>> No.14236875

>>14236855
>usioni/wurm hybrid
Trying to figure out how that would work is making my brain hurt

>> No.14236878

>>14236867
I'm sorry anon, but unless you find and impregnate a cow girl, you'll always feel a burning desire to find the nearest cow girl and impregnate her on the spot. The disease cures itself when you follow the symptoms, we're still studying it and working on a cure, but unfortunately all the scientists working on it are either turned into cow girls, be they female, or apparently get the disease and marry a cow girl

>> No.14236881

>>14236861
Cute

>> No.14236884

>>14236828
Bitch and moan, why don't you. I have a corruption AND redemption fetish. Due to my personality, I have a hard time playing alignments other than LG and LE. My life is hell.

>> No.14236886

>>14236872
Oh I fucking would if they were real.

God damn I just want to slam a Minotaur into a wall and plow her until she can't even speak a houseparent sentence. Then while she's slipping into unconcioussness I'll fuck her nice firm tits and cover her face in cum.

God damn what the fuck is happening, shit like this has legitimately never happened before.

>> No.14236889

>>14236884
That's fine.
My party is 90% CN or CG much of the time.
I'm also the designated forever GM.

>> No.14236894

>>14236875
Well, it would suck to fight whatever it is. On the plus side, if I can somehow beat it this roster of vampires all with "extremely lewd" should be very easy to beat.

>> No.14236895

>>14236886
I think you got yourself a Waifu anon.

>> No.14236896

>>14236886
I keep telling you anon! Those cows are magical and they've placed a spell on you, a milky, soft spell on you, they way you specifically anon.

>> No.14236899

>>14236889
I do get to play, but I have been GMing for six straight years, almost nonstop. I also have the misfortune of having really good players that occasionally make decisions so impossibly stupid that I can't react to them. I had a level 8 party almost wiped by a SINGLE gel cube. None of them had ranged weapons. Six man party. No ranged weapons, no ranged spells. The newest player in the party had been playing for five years.

>> No.14236905

>>14236895
But it's not just Minotaurs I want to do that to anon, recently I want to fuck the brains out of monsters like Wights, Mantis', Kunoichis, Holsts, Werewolves you name it and I'll probably want to fuck it silly. All this newfound desire only started yesterday though, a week ago I cared less about wanting to fuck a monster girl. Now it's all I can think of.

>> No.14236906

>>14236899
That....HOW?

Then again, I had folks walk into a cave with litterally no light and no source of light.

First and only TPK I've ever gotten.
Been about fiveish years I've been GMing.

I'd love running a campaign for monster girls though.

Every game session with my group ends in a mix of stupid and silly, it's wonderful.

A goblin jumped off a cliff, the inquisitor ran towards the edge of the cliff for the sole purpose of shooting and killing the goblin before he hit the ground.

>> No.14236907

>>14236308
>skill challenge
>Baphomet (1 sister)
>thin
>love freak
>very lewd

Seems like it'll be pretty easy to beat her.

>> No.14236910

>>14236905
Its their collective demonic energy resonating across the multiverse, I usually only masturbate once every few days, but in just the past week or so its gone up to almost twice everyday for no apparent reason, I've just been that much hornier, prepare your pelvis anon, 2017.

>> No.14236915

>>14236910
No way anon, it's not happening. There has to be a natural explanation for this.

>> No.14236916

>>14236906
This same party had only one person with a light source. This is a group of people that has been playing together for almost a decade (for the most part). Last year, we ran a four-man humiliation train on Age of Worms so bad that the GM gave up during the final fight. Next game over, they walk into a dark room, one-by-one, without light sources. It's like playing with retard savants.

>> No.14236920

>>14236916
Are you playing with wurms Anon?
It sounds like you're playing with wurms.

>> No.14236926

>>14236769
Eat shit and die faggot.

>> No.14236928

>>14236906
What monstergirls would you want to GM for thought? And what game would you play?
Who would the best player be, and who would be "That Guy"?

>> No.14236932

>>14236920
I actually do have a player who plays nothing but barbarians, regardless of system. He even manages in non-fantasy systems. Once, he played a beguiler. He died in the first session. To a party member (and his four adult red dragon skeletons that he had just for killing the party). So yeah, I play with assholes and retards. They're great most of the time, but when they go stupid, they all go at once.

>> No.14236935

>>14236906
Oh, while we're at it, I've only had one TPK, too. It was caused by the party, actually. It involved an argument that led to a wrestling match and a book with four thousand explosive runes. It wasn't pretty.

>> No.14236936

>>14236926
If you want an Anubis daki, why don't you just commission one yourself faggot?

>> No.14236939

>>14236915
Demonic energy is natural, to them, they're coming anon, and soon you will be too.

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>>14236830
>owner of the farm, an even lewder Minotuar
Is she da massa? This sounds like some weird mandingo fantasy, only with cows. Are the Holsts brown?

>> No.14236944

>>14236928
Any who want to play and aren't total jerks and aren't afraid of things getting silly in game.

Wurms would be fine although you'd need to get a suppliment to allow wurms characters so they can actually rush in and...wurm things up.

Tanuki's would know the rules like the back of their hand, and how to bend them over their knee, and a lich would build her character like no other.

>>14236932
>>14236935
Ouch.
Yeah, mine have grouped up on stupid before as well.

I've also had one player who, over the course of five years, has never once learned the rules despite them being freely available.

It's boiled down to "Roll Dice, look at Anon" for him.

>> No.14236945

>>14236905
You're starting your transition from human to incubus. You'll spend the rest of your days seeking to fulfill your animal instincts

>> No.14236948

>>14236939
Oh no I won't, because even if they become real no way would I be attractive to them.

Whatever, at least I have my imagination.

>> No.14236953

>>14236948
>no way would I be attractive to them.
You have a penis, that makes you irresistible to them, also you're feeling the demonic energy this early so that must mean you have like special powers or something.

>> No.14236954

>>14236733
Oh she wants piranhas? I'll give her some fucking mutant sea-bass. They are incredibly vicious.

>> No.14236955

>>14236943
The Holsts are all big, white, slightly pudgy with soft, massive tits. The Mino is tall, tanned, and more muscular, with (comparatively) smaller but firmer tits.

>> No.14236956

>>14236944
I have a party of rules lawyers. It's honestly great. It's the kind of group that uses ranged sunder to take out spell component pouches. They pretty much always have a thousand redundancy plans for everything, they just sometimes don't figure out what's going on until it's too late. I suppose that's what you get when your entire party is scientists and engineers.

>> No.14236958

>>14236953
But I'm fat and have disgusting skin, so that completely counters me having a penis.

>> No.14236959

>>14236936
>implying I want you literally autistic jackalshit lesbo

>> No.14236961

>>14236958
Anon, there is a monster girl out there masturbating to the thought of you. Multiverse nigger.

>> No.14236962

>>14236956
Nice.

A couple players know how to build some disgustingly brutal builds (See Wizard: Lantern Archon spam) but he usually holds back and sticks to more 'fluffy' builds so it doesn't become a game of numbers.

>> No.14236963

>>14236861
Can I climb in there with her?

>> No.14236966

>>14236955
You're not me faggot.

>> No.14236968

>>14236781
>Anon, where are you? I'M HOME!
>you could hear it, of course you could hear it, that voice, always there, always stern unless she got what she wanted
>she could hear it too, the wordless understanding between lovers
>the rhythmic slapping of flesh against flesh
>the stink of sex and arousal
>she glided up the stairs, a hole in the pit of her stomach, kicking the door, thinking of sending it flying, but it barely moves, The Sun...
>It's open, a voice calls out form inside
>she swallows hard and turns the knob, and reality, not being one to disappoint, delivers in full
>the room in tatters, the wave of heat and sweat, the smell of a woman and a man, her daughter atop her "husband", the man she claimed to love, and treated as no more than servant
>she tries to speak, but the words did not come, staying frozen on the spot
>Ah, Mother, how good of you to come, you're just in time, don't go anywhere Father, I'll need you for this
>she walks over to her, cum dripping down her thighs in excess, the vampire stares at her cursed offspring as she draws closer, her energy sapping her strength every second
>What are you doing?
>the Dhampir smacks her hard across her face, knocking her down
>You do not asks questions, you will do as you're told
>her tone was harsh, an undercurrent of resentment, lust, hunger, animosity, all bubbling towards the surface
>she grabs her cape/wings and drags the shocked vampire to bed
>Please, don't, we can talk...!
>Talk? We've had plenty of time for talk...
>she slashes off a strip of clothing
...you were just never interest
>another strip, then another, and so on until her ensemble is little but rags
>You were always too busy bullying Father, or traipsing off Demon Lord knows where to talk
>But now, you're going to listen, Father and I, have become one, he's accepted me and I am his now...but he still loves you, and as much as I hate it, so do I, and because I love you, I won't steal him from you, instead, I'll teach you to love him as you should
>she looks at you, and you remove what remains of the vampire's clothes
>the dhampir grabs her by the hair, moves inches away from your member
>You can smell it can't you? This was inside all night long, slow, strong, there's no part of me that doesn't know it by now
>she quickly swallows the head and licks the underside, savoring it like a sweet before removing herself with a pop
>the vampire starts to salivate
>Oho? That sure got your attention. You want it don't you? Then beg for it, I'm sure the woman in you knows how, let me see you be honest for once, tell Father, what you want
>she hesitates, her pride holding her back
>Determined to be stubborn, that can't be good for you Mother, holding it in is not healthy
>she bites her lightly, but weakening her to the point of helplessness, the vampire goes limp
>It seems a demonstration is in order, be grateful, not every teacher is this patient
>Father, take that bit thick thing...penetrate me, fuck me and make my pussy a mess, cum a lot, and make me pregnant
>you pull her close, lifting her light frame as she squeals with giddiness
>she hovers over your cock, letting it touch her lower lips and part them slightly
>Look Mother, Father and I are about to be joined again, watch closely
>she lowers herself slowly, letting ever velvety warm burp of her vessel grind against your cock
>Can you see it? We're connected, look, LOOK MOTHER, I'M HAVING SEX WITH DAD! I'm going to squeeze out his milk again!
>she shivers as she feels you release your lust inside her, easily overflowing after your earlier sessions, she bounces slightly on your cock, smearing your combined juices and painting your thighs in your own colors
>See Mother, this is a woman's happiness, to be eaten by the one she loves
>she spreads herself, hiding nothing from the vampire
>Can you see inside me, how full I am? You were always content to suck on Father's blood, but that is not the way, is he not good enough for you? For your "noble blood?" You're nothing more than a bitch, hiding behind a mask if haughtiness and pride, because you're afraid to love a man
the vampire's yes well with anger
>FUCK YOU WHORE!!, the dhampir giggles
>Only Daddy gets to do that, a grin large enough to almost tear her face in half

>> No.14236970

>>14236943
>Is she da massa
I wouldn't say master, more like a landlord except there's no charge for the Holsts to live there.
>This sounds like some weird mandingo fantasy, only with cows.
What?
>Are the Holsts brown?
Some would, some wouldn't

>> No.14236971

>>14236968
Wow, this new limit is insane.

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>>14236955
>Minotaur with abs that would make you cum in seconds PT'ing chubby Holsts until they fucking die
Now you're spreading the farm fantasy to me!
>They try to do handstand pushups into your dick and fail cutely in bloomers while you watch with a raging boner, suspended on a rope from the ceiling
>You've got the worst blue balls since the Mino showed them how to do it at the start and milked you halfway there
>Finally everyone has had their try and the massa takes pity on you, effortlessly pumping herself upside down into your hard cock and finishing you off with one stroke

>> No.14236974

>>14236971
I just noticed that. What's the new cap?

>> No.14236975

>>14236968
I can appreciate the thought of what you're doing, but honestly...you kind of suck at this anon.

>> No.14236976

>>14236972
Good job, now you ruined it.

>> No.14236977

>>14236974
5000

>> No.14236979

>>14236975
That's not very helpful. Tell him WHY you think it sucks.

>> No.14236981

>>14236962
We try rather hard not to turn everything into a numbers game. Unfortunately, since we are all still powergamers at heart, what this really means is that we neglect numbers in favor of increasingly efficient ways of killing things. It's easy to GM when you have a party of munchkins. It's a lot harder when your party completely avoids combat with floods and forest fires. Admittedly, I'm the worst of all of us. I can claim out-of-combat kills to win an encounter with urine, a forest fire, bagpipes, the thaumaturgy spell (5e), coerced suicide, crossbow reloading "accidents", and intentionally sub-standard dungeon craftsmanship. Using dice is so overrated.

>> No.14236984

>>14236979
Why bother telling a shitty writefag why he's garbage?

If he can't even do his first story right he should fuck off.

>> No.14236987

>>14236977
That is a literal wall of text, I can see that being horribly abused.

>> No.14236988

>>14236976
What's wrong with your taste?

>> No.14236989

>>14236981
Yeah, good old flooding the mine trick.
A perfect strategy next to setting the keep aflame.

>> No.14236991

>>14236979
Let's see...poor grammar and even worse formatting, and also poor characterization, even by the standards of a greentext across the board.
Honestly it has some decent ideas present, but is just so poorly executed it just seems like words than any kind of actual story.

>> No.14236992

>>14236975
I like it, get reck.

>> No.14236993

>>14236944
I want to write fag a story where all the characters are playing a super awkward game of tabletop where all the players are monster girls and the atmosphere in the room is so uncomfortable that it crosses the line of cringe humor twice.

>> No.14236994

>>14236988
Your taste is what's wrong.

>> No.14236995

>>14236993
Are they playing as human boys? Is that why it would be awkward?

>> No.14236996

>>14235238
Good read, always a nice change to get something other than lewds and writing that just glosses over everything because MAMANO MAGICS. Keep it up anon.

>> No.14236998

>>14236993
Yeah, I've had that idea.
I may want to give it a shot if I can actually sit down and write.

I can't do it after staring at a spreadsheet for seven hours.

>> No.14237002

>>14236998
>if I can actually sit down and write.
Tell me about it. I've been bewitched by a 3d pig and can't even think about writing.

>> No.14237008

>>14237002
>spoiler
May god have mercy on your soul.

>> No.14237012

>>14236975
Can't please everyone.

>>14236991
It was just supposed to be smut but then it just started flowing, I do see what you mean though, guess I'll touch it up a bit once I pastebin it. It IS late, guess I'll go to bed. Thanks for the input, even if you don't like it.

>>14236992
And thank you.

>> No.14237014

>>14236989
It wasn't a dungeon. It was an open field. That's the problem. Our games tend to turn into a contest to see who can subvert the boss fight with the absolute dumbest trick and the least rolling.

>> No.14237016

>>14237002
A couple of my friends know I do writefagging but they don't know what I do or where on here I write.
Probably helps that they visit other sites and not this one.


>>14236995
You could have the character that tries to bed every NPC (An Alice for laughs), an character that doesn't want to hurt anyone (maybe a succubuss), and you're minotaur player who's hitting the GM and offers to give him a tit job for a reroll.

>> No.14237017
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14237017

Come on down to Build-a-Waifu today! We've got golem frames and personalities to suit any customer!

>> No.14237020

>>14237014
Sounds funny.

>>14237017
That girl deserves many headpats.

>> No.14237021

>>14237017
Tell me more about this particular frame.

>> No.14237023

>>14237017
Do you do custom orders or only pre-fab parts?

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>>14237017
DOLL JOINTS
O
L
L

>> No.14237029

>>14237017
>mecha musume oppai loli foxgirls
Oh boy.

>> No.14237032

>>14237017
Can I build a proud golem mistress?

>> No.14237034

>>14236995
It'd be that situation where everybody feels weird and doesn't want to talk about whatever their character does for some reason, creating some kind of awful silence where everybody just looks to the person beside them expecting something to happen, but simultaneously, everyone seems OK just saying the most offensive, blatantly sexual, possibly racist, generally creepy shit at above indoor voice levels.

As single monster girls playing in a group together with a human male in the group as DM or healer, you can imagine the situation being the same as it would be with sweaty neckbeards can't get laid, except with cute girls who can't get laid instead.

>> No.14237036

>>14236993
I want to writefag a story where a human boy exchange student gets invited to a D&D session at the Monsterville High dorms.

The other players are all monstergirls and the GM is a lilim.

Everyone is playing some mary sue self insert character, full on 'bringing love and peace to the land through the power of MAMONOMANA'.

Anon plays a neutral evil gnome warlock.

Over the course of a marathon session he successfully shocks and horrifies the rest of the group with his increasingly devious, cruel and ingenious solutions to challenges.

The girls all leave terrified of humans. Weird rumors start spreading.

>> No.14237037

>>14237017
>>14237028
Dolljoints Abomination when?

>> No.14237044

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Your waifu won't take you to the Halloween party if you do.

>> No.14237045

Is MCG Maid Central still around? I have a request to fill out.

>> No.14237046

>Be Chesire
>See cute human boy across the street
>Teleport in front of him and pose a riddle about how cute he is
>"Ugh, fucking faggot memecat, so fucking overdone."
>Walks past with an indignant look on his face
>"Seriously just use a fucking vanilla werecat or a sphinx or god damn something else, fucking bob."

>> No.14237047

>>14237044
Bitch I can take myself, this isn't reverse Saudi Arabia.

>> No.14237049

>>14237047
But if you go alone then some girl may try to hook up with you!
And then you'd have a harem!
You don't want a harem do you?

>> No.14237052

>>14237044
Good, I don't go to parties and was planning on just staying in with her.

>> No.14237053

>>14237034
I could list off a number of negative nerd stereotypes right now and simply reflect them onto monster girls, but I'll chose not to for my own benefit. Except one; Nerdy, generally awkward succubus that covers up her social insecurities with aggressive contrarianism and attempts at intellectualism. Is probably mildly autistic.

>> No.14237054

>>14237049
Is this nigga serious.jpg

>> No.14237055

>>14237052
Hope you've stocked up on candy for the kiddies.

>> No.14237059

>>14237054
You say that now but then you wake up in the morning with your wife on one arm, a new girl on your left, and your daughteru asking why she has two mommies now.

>> No.14237064

>>14237059
Worth it for the strapon DP threesomes.

>> No.14237066

>>14237059
Because the dick can't be contained sweetie.

>> No.14237069
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14237069

This same day but a year ago this irrelevant qt pie was first posted in these threads, we still hated yuri and bob, we still hated/loved alps, loen was still based, .less was still based and wekeends were still shit. Literally nothing has changed. Isn't that awesome?

>>/jp/thread/S12599697

>> No.14237070

>>14237064
I want to have some gnomes or whatever make a magical strapon that shoots a shot of my cum into the wearer whenever they make another girl cum. Then I'd watch some hapless monmusu ream another with it until the tank was empty and she just kept desperately thrusting her hips into a quivering ahegao'ing wreck, uselessly trying to get that 13th creampie.

>> No.14237071

>>14237046
>you will never give a Cheshire the silent treatment
>you will never see her break down and tug on your pant leg in the hopes that you notice her

>> No.14237072

>>14237069
>.less
>based

>> No.14237073

>>14237069
Well, opinion over .less has become more divisive. That's...a difference?

I still like Chimaera because of the FFXIV vibes I get off her.

>> No.14237075

>>14237069
>loen was still based
Speaking of that did you see what he did in the /a/ thread?

>>>/a/132390644
>>>/a/132390714

He's like the cool big brother you never had.

>> No.14237076

>>14237075
Oh neat. That linework of Lala that got posted earlier is all colored in.

>> No.14237077

>>14237055
I live out where no kids would bother us, all the candy is mine.

>> No.14237082

holy shit I'm whezing and I'm having trouble breathing and I've never had this problem before what monster girl can help

jesus my chest hurts like hell

>> No.14237084

>>14237055
>Be alone on Halloween night
>Bought plenty of candies for the kids
>Eat half of them anyway
>It's getting really late
>Someone holds the doorbell like an asshole
>Open the door
>It's a teenage demon dressed as an army general
>Give her all the remaining candies
>She refuses them and demands another kind of candy
>You get sucked by the Führer of the third Hölle

>> No.14237085

>>14237082
Uh, anon? You may want to call 911.

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>>14237082
I think that's a heart attack.
You might need a doctor for that.
No, really nigga, call a doctor.

>> No.14237087

>>14237082
Call a medical hotline?

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>>14237069
Found something nice I didn't have, I really need to check those archives.
>>14237082
Good bye anon.

>> No.14237090

>>14237085
>>14237086
>>14237087
i dont have a phone you can weather thesae things out right fuck

>> No.14237091

>>14237082
RIP in pieces. Lets hope a nice lich brings you bag some day when the world is a better place. It's why I've decided to get myself buried rather than cremated. Even if monstergirls never become a thing, why should I have to miss out on the zombie apocalypse?

>> No.14237094

>>14237090
Lifting your arms above your head while standing allows you to respirate better.

>> No.14237096

>>14237090
>I don't have a phone
Do you want to get hacked to bits innawoods?
Because that's how you get hacked to bits innawoods.

>> No.14237097

>>14237082
What the fuck are you telling us for? Get help.

>> No.14237098

>>14237090
Kind of ill advised.

And why don't you have a phone? It's kind of a basic necessity in this day and age. Communication, y'know?

>> No.14237100

>>14237082
A will-o-whisp is about to get you!

>> No.14237102

>>14237082
>>14237090
Dibs on your stereo.
Any arm pain?

>> No.14237105

>>14237082
>>14237090
Yes, ignore it and die. If my health gets any worse, I'm sure I'll follow right behind you. I wonder how many people that browsed with us have died since the start of these threads.

>> No.14237106

>>14237098
Not him but only reason I have a phone is I'm basically made to. Then again I don't pay for shit I shouldn't complain.

>> No.14237109

>>14237105
There is probably a general statistic for that which could give us an estimate.

>> No.14237112

>>14237086
>that titty jab
>papi's and manako's sweet asses
>Tio's tios
Darling is gay. GAY!

>> No.14237116

>>14237106
I don't even have a cellphone.

>> No.14237119

>>14237112
Why are you even putting Manako there? I mean yes, she's cute, but attention's never been called attention to her assets in the show...hell, even Tio more attention was paid to her ginormous behind.

>> No.14237120

>>14237112
You know he would have gone to jail at that point if he had fucked Miia.
And the guy doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings so he can't choose.
Fucker needs to go for the Harem End already.

>> No.14237121

>>14237105
Eh, souls come, souls go. Do you really notice any of us? We're faceless, shapeless. Are you sure you're even talking to anyone right now?

>> No.14237128

>>14237120
He kind of is?

I mean, he's said he wants to "Accept everyone's feelings"...he's just unable to, because they break his body on a daily basis, and he knows it'd just get worse if he got sexual with 'em. I'm wondering when/if we'll get a full-blown training arc...

>> No.14237131

>>14237120
God, how much better would EMG be if it went full Shinmai Maou no Testament? You know, where he actually dicks the hell out of his harem? Shit man, so much waste potential.

>> No.14237133

>>14237128
At this point he needs to train with Saitama.

>> No.14237135

>>14237119
>she's cute
There you go. More than that she's sweet, yet firm, the kind of girl you bring home. I want manako to be my friend, my mom my lover. I want all of her, you have no idea.

>> No.14237138

>>14237120
And that is well past, he needs to man up and Dick someone!

>> No.14237143

Which monstergirls would listen intently when I explain my elaborate universe full of donut steels?

>> No.14237146

>>14237131
I still don't understand how that series got away with it, and why other properties can't do that shit where it does.

>> No.14237148

>>14237146
It's because it's a Light Novel series and now one actually looks at the Testament girls as waifus.

>> No.14237149

>>14237146
I don't fuckin' know either man, it's basically hentai when uncensored. The actual plot isn't half bad either.

>> No.14237152

>>14237109
Apparently the crude average is 7.89~ in 1000 yearly. So "a couple" with math that probably isn't right if we're treating people like faceless numbers.

>>14237143
Probably that crow nerd that thinks "steel™" is some sort of genetic component that determines pigment color.

>> No.14237153

>>14237143
A lilim.

>>14237148
That makes way more sense than it should. Lets blame the otakus.

>> No.14237165

>>14237153
I mean, if you basically showcase the fact that the girls are getting fucked before anyone can actually care about them as individuals, they get the message that these girls are sluts and for sex; now one cares what you do to them at that point. With monster girls, that pretext is out of the fucking window, everyone knows it's all about sex, which is why they need to create arbitrary limitations on that stuff to avoid actual progress being made and promptly running out of content.

>> No.14237208

>>14237143
Pretty much any so long she thinks it may get her in your pants.

>> No.14237211

"Ara, ara" or "ufufufu"?

>> No.14237215

>>14237211
"Ehehe~"

>> No.14237218

>>14237208
>Wurm staring at you intently as you prattle on
>She's never focused on anything as much as this before
>It only keeps you talking longer
>Meanwhile, her mind is imagining a train

>>14237211
The second one. A bit of mischief makes life more interesting.

>> No.14237231

>>14237211
I used to use ara ara all the time but now I've turned off it. Still use ufufu and fufu tho.

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>>14237211
Ahaha desu wa~

>> No.14237238

>>14237211
OH-HOhohohoho~

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>>14237211
I'm fond of gakaka myself.

>> No.14237241 [SPOILER] 
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>>14237211
"awawawawa"

>> No.14237261
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>>14237240
>gakaka

>> No.14237274

>>14237238
I fucking LOVE ojou Monster Girls.

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14237278

First for best girl.

>> No.14237283

>>14237278
Try this again in 12 hours. The alps are about to come out anyways.

>> No.14237294

Is it safe? C-can we come out now?

>> No.14237304
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14237304

>"What are you doing on my beach, punk?"

>> No.14237306

>>14237304
Enjoying the view.

>> No.14237307

>>14237304
Masturbating...?

>> No.14237314

>>14237304
Waiting for my alp girlfriend to show me her bikini

>> No.14237316

>>14237304
Looking for an oneesan. Pointy teeth and spiky hair preferred. Got any recommendations?

>> No.14237319

>>14237314
Now why would you tell her that?

She's going to bully that Alp now!

>> No.14237321

>>14237304
I want to rub her rough yet soft and squishy skin.

>> No.14237325

>>14237304
Looking for a nose to boop.

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>>14237325
I dunno Anon, you try to boop her nose you might lose a hand.

Sharks are kind of dangerous.

>> No.14237343

>>14237319
fuck that shit. I'll cut her fins off and make shark fin soup if she makes fun of my alf girl friend. She's really sensitive you know? Only been a female for a few weeks.

>> No.14237348

>>14237343
>"Pshh, YOU'RE his girlfriend?! Ha! You're as flat as a surfboard!"
>"Hey stud, why don't you get with a real woman, instead of this wannabe? I'll show you a good time, hehehe..."

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>>14237343
>alf girl friend

>> No.14237359

>>14237334
i just noticed that her eyepatch is not an eyepatch

>> No.14237360
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>>14237304
Stop trying to give me a blowjob, Shark-chan! I don't want it!

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>>14237359
>>14237360
Shark girls are silly!

>> No.14237382

>>14237360
There is an alp in you midst!

>> No.14237394

>>14237360
>>14237381
>>14237304
I like shark girls, but hate these designs.

They shouldn't be marmaids and shouldn't have tails. There hair looks retarded too. They should only be part "sharky" in the way that dragons and kobolds etc are only part animal.

>> No.14237407

>>14235238
>http://pastebin.com/6DhBA7C8
Damn. I liked it solely because it made me feel sorry for a succubi of all things. Even a slutty monstergirl can be sympathetic when she has reasons for being that way.

>> No.14237414
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14237414

Hibari as a jubjub when?
Her appearance is halfway there anyway and her personality would fit if you replaced the cutsey stuff with lust.

>> No.14237416

>>14237343
I'd watch a busty gyaru shark bully my nerdy flat alp or cyclops girlfriend and masturbate to it.

>> No.14237417

>>14237394
Please don't take this as antagonistic. But, I have no idea what you mean by what you said. Shouldn't look like mermaids? Shouldn't have tails? What does a shark-girl look like to you in your mind?

>> No.14237419

>>14237414
That girl and Anna-sempai as jubjubs gangbang when?

>> No.14237424
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14237424

>"Shark ears" in the way that other MGs have fish ears or dragon ears
>lower legs/upper arms are sharky with shark skin and mini fins
>blue skin on the "human" parts
>QT gills
>Shark teeth
>nice abs
>QT eyes (pic related)

They do seem lacking without a tail or dorsal fin, but I don't know.

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>>14237414
Hibari does have some nice jubjubs.

>> No.14237426

>>14237417
>>14237424
meant for you, lad

>> No.14237427

>>14237419
I dunno...

As far as recent MGs go, for Anna, while the Jubjub has the heart-pupils, Raiju has the waterfall between the legs...

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14237485

thread is kill

>> No.14237487

>>14237485
That's a nice and soft Yuki-onna.

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>>14237045
I'm around, but i've been very busy with college.
I'll probably have time to get a profile out this week.


Meanwhile please go ahead and pet the cute Kikimora.

>> No.14237512

>>14237505
No, I'm going to make her wear a tracksuit!

>> No.14237515

>>14237505
She's gonna get hugged and headpatted.

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>>14237512
A tracksuit? You have odd taste anon. Many Masters prefer to have their Kiki's wear their summer maid outfits.

>>14237515
Good man.

>> No.14237526

>>14237505
>you will never make her yip in surprise as you move from licking the rough chicken part of her thighs to the sensitive, smooth human part

>> No.14237528

>>14237522
That smug Kiki is provoking me with her smile, I can't be blamed if I violate her intercrurally while kissing her deeply..

>> No.14237530

>>14237526
>not rubbing your dick on the rough chicken parts and having her yip in surprise when your hot cum splurts all over the sensitive, smooth human part

>> No.14237533

>>14237512
I'm going to make her wear a latex maid outfit!

>> No.14237537

>>14237533
I'm going to chain her to my bed and force her to watch the room around her get dustier and dustier and her skin more and more sweaty and her belly cumstained until she can't take it anymore.

>> No.14237544

>>14237537
You sick bastard

You better marry her after you're done

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>>14237530
>>14237526
both are great.

>> No.14237551

>>14237537
Shit anon, how long are you planning to keep her there? Dust doesn't just magically appear in a few hours. How are you going to feed her? How is she going to use the bathroom when she's all chained up?

>> No.14237557

>>14237544
Oh, I will. Once the light in her eyes dies, I'll take her out of the dust room and give her a good bath and dress her up in a wedding dress. Then I'll carry her into the master bedroom and deflower and creampie her. Once she wakes up from the infusion of magical energy, I'll act like she's my newlywed wife and it's the morning after our wedding night.

>>14237551
>how long are you planning to keep her there?
Dunno, a few weeks maybe? My house gets too dusty for my taste in a couple of weeks.
>How are you going to feed her?
With a spoon.
>How is she going to use the bathroom
The same way incapacitated hospital patients do, I imagine with a chamberpot or something.

>> No.14237561

>>14237551
Catheters and diapers obviously. Got some nice added humiliation with those too.

>> No.14237565

>>14237557
But Kiki's need exercise anon! Her muscles are going to atrophy and she'll get blood clots if she's chained up in one place for that long! You don't want her to die, do you?

>> No.14237568

>>14237565
>Her muscles
I want to see a musclekiki gym maid who always has to stack up the weights several time per day and got cut doing it.

>> No.14237571

>>14237565
You have to crack a few eggs to break a mind, anon. I'll just have to nurse and rehab her back to health once she's become my wife.

>> No.14237574

>>14237568
That's an interesting idea anon, would she be all self-conscious about her beautifully toned body because she didn't acquire it intentionally? How would she try to conceal it I wonder, under the most modest maid outfit she can find?

>> No.14237580

>>14237571
>crack a few eggs
This isn't a few eggs anon, blood clots can kill you! Atrophied muscles could never work again! How do you think it would make her feel, getting sick and crippled by the only one she truly loves?

>> No.14237585

>>14237574
>Strict-looking Kiki with glasses, a bun and a heavy wool ankle length maid dress
>Lift the hem to find perfect shins with massive thighs and ass
>She kyaa's and hides behind her wrist plumage when you look
>She almost cries as you continue to assault her and uncover hard abs above her white lace garters
>You begin to lick and kiss her fit tummy and she shuts down, barely whimpering as you violate her muscles harder and harder until you're rubbing your dick on them
>Her expressionless cheeks pinch between her glasses and your abdomen as you fill her belly button with hot cum
>Finally you let her fall onto the exercise mat with greasy, fogged-up glasses and abs soiled with cum still visible under the dress that's pulled over her modest chest
I bet you wouldn't even stop there, you sicko. You'd intercrural or hotdog her too, wouldn't you? Maybe even both!

>> No.14237586
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14237586

Every day I wake up without a wolf waifu and every day is suffering.

Can it be 2017 already?

>> No.14237587

All Kikimoras belong in permanent chastity until they find masters who will marry them.

>> No.14237592

>>14237585
I'm not a fan of muscle girls actually. I prefer my girls soft and squishy with round, soft tummies and big, squeezable boobies!

>> No.14237593

>>14237585
>She does a handstand, resting her toned legs together up against your chest
>Dress flipped over
>Press your cock through her muscled yet soft thighs
>Out the other side and into the cleavage of her round and perky ass
>Intercrural hotdog her at the same time
>Blow your load all over her ass, tail and down her back, a few strong shots landing in her hair

>> No.14237594

>>14237593
YES...

>> No.14237598

>>14237593
That requires her to accept her musclegirl charm, though. It's at least a few weeks in the future from when you begin to molest her hard body.

>> No.14237602

>>14237598
>That requires her to accept her musclegirl charm, though.
Master's orders. The thought of her thighs twitching and quivering in shame embarrassment and arousal only pleases me. Afterwards we'll snuggle and I'll stroke her gainz.

>> No.14237608

>>14237602
>P-please...
>Do it, Miss Mora.
>B-but... Mastah!
>Do it!
>No, please don't make me, Mastah!
>Hold me on your shoulders as you suck my dick!
>Y-yes Mastah...

>> No.14237611

>>14237608
>Mastah!
Why do this? Is she black?

>> No.14237614

>>14237611
Most UK English is non-rhotic bro, also Boston. For me the real reason are Shinkis.

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Behold the future... TODAY!

>> No.14237626

>>14237611

>Not imagining your muscle-kiki with some sort of pseudo-Austrian accent, desperately trying to remember Schwarzenegger-Senpai's advice about proper lifting form while you hang inverted from her arms and tongue-fuck that downy cooch.

>> No.14237627

>>14237622
But can that pyramidbot DP her? Until it can, humanboys still hold sway over sassy fluffy monmusus who don't need no man!

>> No.14237628

>>14237614
Non-rhotic is shit. I want my sultry meidos to pronounce the R. Bitch is slavic right? Don't they roll r's?

>> No.14237629

>>14237627
Bitch don't you know nothing? That right there is a Dickmagnet. Boys love big robots.

>> No.14237630

>>14237628
BLYAT, MASTER.

>> No.14237631

>>14237626
Standing 69 is okay too.

>> No.14237638

>>14237630
>Squatting kikis smoking in tracksuits around a samovar
Pls no.

>> No.14237639

>>14237630
>Cussing her master out
Haha! Jokes on you! I have a fetish for bending musclegirls over my knee and spanking them!

>> No.14237642

>>14237638
Why not, Stalker?
>>14237639
But won't you hurt your hand more than their Ass of Iron?

>> No.14237644

>>14237642
Worth it to see her magnificent glutes tinged red, and her pussy lips puffy and dripping.

>> No.14237651

>>14237639
I'd rather a powerful monstergirl spank me, but whatever.

>> No.14237655

>>14237651
Don't see why you can't have that if you want.

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>>14237651
If you've done something bad, you WILL be punished!

>> No.14237662

>>14237655
Because this is the MALEDOM general and people like him don't belong here. Yeah!

>> No.14237663

>>14237657
>not even a real dragon

>> No.14237665

>>14237663
Real Dragons don't defend justice or punish evildoers.

>> No.14237668

>>14237662
No, I like femdom, I just find the idea of bending a muscle girl over my knee and laying into her massive ass ridiculously appealing. Then I'd put her on her hands and knees on the floor, hug her broad hips and thrust into her with all my heart ad she moans about how she loves her perverted master.

>> No.14237678

>>14237668
Gap moe is the best moe. I love demure tall musclegirls and sadistic lolidoms.

>> No.14237679

>>14237657
So is anyone writing about Dragoons or not? Didn't someone say the other day they would?

>> No.14237696

>>14237657
Meh. Chris has a nice body but her personality is ass. In fact, I feel this way about all the girls in the Moose saga

>> No.14237699

>>14237696
I didn't post that to refer to the character, but to Wyverns in general. Wyvernhood is in essence about justice!

>> No.14237703

>>14233499
Anubis is a bwaka!

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14237711

>Oh my, you're not going to ravish me, are you?
You're inna woods for reasons, and stumble on this bitch. What do?

>> No.14237712

>>14237711
Ravish her.

>> No.14237717

>>14237711

Do not ravish her.

>> No.14237718

>>14237711
Keep walking. What's she gonna do, follow me?

>> No.14237719

>>14237711
Politely decline her claim and walk away, of course.

>> No.14237724

>>14237696
How many girls does laven have now?
I took a break at 2.

>> No.14237725

>>14237718
Force of Nature.

>> No.14237727

>>14237711
Ask her to ravish me instead.

>> No.14237728

>>14237711
I'll give her enough spirit energy to grow legs, and then we'll go back to my place to give her even more

>> No.14237731

>>14237725
wut

>> No.14237732

>>14237731
A handy little spell that will bring the trees to life. More so than they are already, that is.

>> No.14237736

>>14237732
But all these trees are dead. I'm walking in the dead forest on my Wight waifu's land. Infact how did she get in? Is she undead too? I'd harvest nectar from an undead alraune

>> No.14237737

>>14237505
It's good to see you're still here! I really like the profiles you write. Here is a request to add to the list.

Size of residence: Three bedroom house, currently housing 3 people.
Education of Master: College student going for a PhD in psychology to work as a clinican.
Current employment: Student.
Personality of Master: Witty, thoughtful, determined, outgoing, good sense of humor, confident, mischievous.
Hobbies of Master: Hiking/walking, spending time in the city, vidya, travel, reading, recommending things in places like quota or /trv/, kayaking, looking for enjoyable stuff to do, exercising, enjoying sci-fi, spending lots of money and time messing with people in mutually funny and enjoyable ways. An example is surprising a friend who enjoys batsu games with the props, imported candy, and rules to play one, then playing it with him and having fun.
Dating or Married: Neither.
Favorite personalities: Intelligent, outgoing, thoughtful, hands off, loyal, trusting, mischievous, caring, loving in a way that isn't disgustingly saccharine by Monstergirl standards or false.
Least favorite personalities: Narcissistic, controlling, yandere, dishonest, untrusting, immature, childish, loving in a creepy Norman Bates way.
Favorite body type: I'm not picky. Anything that isn't overly healthy or really flat, although the proportions of a Lich or Salamander are especially attractive, and so are good breasts or a nice ass. Personality is more important than this.
Least favorite body types: Overweight, flat and short, really sharp and angular like an unhealthy runway model.
Favorite type of Monstergirl: This is difficult. I'm not picky, and I really like some girls without favoriting their type. I'll say reptile, demon, or canine. If you have a really nice Lich or Dragon they're favorites as well.
Prefered age: Anything over the age of 18. Absolutely nothing lower.
Arachnophobia: Yes. Please don't assign me a mindflayer either.
Specific dislikes/notes: I don't need a maid to clean my house, I need one to clean up my situation. Without going into detail, most of my extended family is extremely psychologically toxic, my immediate family are definite gaslighters, and the stress that comes with doubting reality and being surrounded by toxicity on all sides is making it hard to get out of bed in the morning. Please send me a moonshot. The Saitama of maids. Thank you.

>> No.14237740

>>14237736
>Undead Alraune
Is she all shriveled up then?

>> No.14237741

>>14237740
Are undead girls?

>> No.14237744

>>14237741
They're not plants though. They're just deathly pale, as dead people tend to be.

>> No.14237752

>>14237744
>Dead people don't shrivel up
wut

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>>14237752
Does this look shriveled to you? I mean I wouldn't mind even more health around the thighs, but it's nowhere near "shriveled".

>> No.14237760

>>14237757
>Does this look shriveled to you? I mean I wouldn't mind even more health around the thighs, but it's nowhere near "shriveled".
You answered your own question then. No, an undead alraune wouldn't be all shriveled up.

>> No.14237761

>>14237724
I stopped reading after the bathomet. so as far as i know, 5

>> No.14237763

>>14237760
But how do you tell the difference between an Undead Alraune and a living one? Is she grey?

>> No.14237764

>>14237761
>FIVE
Are at least two of them not clamoring for his cock?

>> No.14237765

>>14237763
>Is she grey?
Yeah, grey plants are cool.

>> No.14237797
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14237797

I just want a huge alpha Werewolf to cuddle me through a rainstorm as we drift off to the sound outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3336639197&feature=iv&src_vid=mQ9OWMsJBTk&v=Jvw-YnP9Xl4

>> No.14237819

>>14237797
>alpha Werewolf
So she's a MILF? Is her husband dead?

>> No.14237827

>>14237819
She's the alpha bitch of a pack of two. You're the alpha male.

>> No.14237841

>>14237797
I want to hold a sleepy beta Werewolf in my arms in front of the fireplace until my waifu comes home and we put our daughteru to bed.

>> No.14237846

>>14237827
They can be doms or subs, man. Its what Werewolves are.

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>>14236781
>>14236968

>> No.14237850

>>14237797
>You'll never drink hot cocoa and lay with your Wight waifu on a swing bed outside on your balcony as you watch thunder play across the vast grey northern ocean, the only sounds a some how soothing rhythmic squeak as wind pushes the hanging bed, distant cracks of thunder, the crackling of a fireplace in the room behind the two of you and a torrential battering of rain against your castle walls and the cascading waterfall the rain makes as it pours off the roof above your balcony.

This will never be a thing, and it hurts me. Also, thanks for the video

>> No.14237851

>>14237764
at this point i have no idea

>> No.14237853

>>14237846
What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.14237858

>>14237819
She doesn't need to have a man to be the alpha.

>> No.14237861

>>14237797
I want to rape a alpha Werewolf in front of her whole tribe, making all of them mine.

>> No.14237872

>>14236308
>Romance Challenge
>Dante Must Die Mode (7 sisters)
That's mildly disappointing.

>lewd, love freak Raiju triplets, one pear shaped, one chubby and one gym bunny
>busty, extremely lewd, love freak Centaur
>slightly lewd, bottom heavy, loli Amazon
>very lewd, bakunyuu Jiangshi twins with normal builds
>gym bunny Oomukade, bakunyuu semen demon
>a little lewd, bottom heavy Baphomet twins, one normal, one chubby
>very lewd, muscular, bakunyuu Jinko

Damn, that Echidna's mother was something with all these twins.
Seems doable, though I have no idea how deal with Raijus, but where there's a will, there's a way.

>> No.14237879

>>14237858
Yes she does, the alpha pair are the parents of the other pack members.

>> No.14237885

>>14237761
Wait, if there a baphomet, and when i stopped there was a salamander and anubis, who are the other 2?

>> No.14237898

>>14237885
An annoying Wyvern with an incredibly skewed idea of justice and a Mantis assassin who for a long time was the only reason I continued reading it. The story in general has some nice ideas but the whole invincible harem army thing is boring because you know they'll just steamroll anything in the way and there doesn't appear to be any consequences for them doing so either.

>> No.14237914

>>14237879
>Family pack
>Eldest sister displaces mother as leader
>Mother 'retires' with her mate
>Eldest sister is now alpha of the pack and has no partner
You're really set on this whole milf thing, aren't you?

>> No.14237918

Warlock with demonic harem, Y/N?

>> No.14237921

>>14237914
Not him, but I actually like that idea.
>pack of werewolves
>parents killed by the order
>eldest has to look after them and secretly pines for a husband so when her sisters can fend for themselves she can have some pups of her own

>> No.14237924
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>>14237918
Yes.

>> No.14237929

>>14237918
>>14237924
Which girls would he have? And does Hellhound count as demonic?

>> No.14237937
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>>14237918
Sounds good to me.
Especially if a CC Demon is part of it and teases everyone endlessly.

>> No.14237940

>>14236308
>Labyrinth
>D10: 6
>First sister: Girtablilu, Hourglass, Bakunyuu, A little lewd
>Second sister: Medusa, Shortstack,Sadist, very lewd
>Third Sister: Harpy, Gym bunny, Masochist, Very lewd
>Fourth sister: Raiju/Jabberwock, Busty Chimera, lewd
>Fifth sister: Orc, Thin, Love freak, very lewd
>Sixth sister: Arachne, tall, Yamato Nadeshiko, a little lewd

Well I...probably fail spectacularly.

>> No.14237942

>>14237757
I want that extremely non-shriveled butt in my lap.

>> No.14237943

>>14237898
Not him, but is it really a harem where almost every girl is not likeable?

>> No.14237952

>>14237937
CC Demon, huh? Do tell how a CC can afford to tease anyone.

>> No.14237960

>>14237943
Yes. You don't have to like any of them for it to be a harem.

>> No.14237965

>>14237943
He fucks them all, so technically I guess it still is one.

>> No.14237967

>>14237937
Great big reserves of demonic energy!

>> No.14237969

>>14237952
Fuck, I don't know. I just thought the idea could be fun. I guess I should have said MILF or something instead.

>> No.14237972

>>14237929
Hellhound, Demon, a standard Succubus and probably Baphomet considering their origins.

>> No.14237978

>>14237969
MILF Demon and her twin Devil daughters.
>>14237972
No Baphos.

>> No.14237980

>>14237937
>A Kloah demon
She's either into kids or has powerful magic solely for turning grown men she likes back into little boys.
Kloah's monstergirls are pervier than KC's really.
Captcha has finally got its head around street signs. I should be happy, but its proof the thing is learning and taking one step closer to becoming Skynet

>> No.14237981

>>14237943
most girls are unlikable in harems
apart from that familiar of zero anime, Any girl would have been better then louise.

but I'm digressing. as far as the moose saga is concerned the mantis is the only one I don't want to punch in the face. which is a shame as salamander is one of my personal best girls.

>> No.14237982

>>14237711
>skulls on the floor

I suspect that either choise leads to a bad ending.

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>>14237978
>No Baphos.

>> No.14237991

>>14237987
That's right. No Baphos. Or Lilims. Or Hell Wurms.

>> No.14237994

>>14237981
I haven't read it myself, but i thought people liked the salamander.

>> No.14237996

>>14237987
Keep crying, Edwin Abbott.

>> No.14237997

>>14237981
>familiar of zero anime, Any girl would have been better then louise
explain.

>> No.14238004

>>14237981
So I'm not alone in disliking Laven's harem

>>14237994
Rose was great in the first volume, back when she was just an amazing warrior who struggled against tougher opponents like the Amazoness but still persevered. Now she's some invincible one woman army with low intelligence who can literally take on whole armies single handed.

>> No.14238014

>>14238004
Your talking about that boat she went Lu Bu on right?

>> No.14238020

>>14237981
Salamanders are great, I just wish someone wrote one who wasn't a bloodthirsty killing machine (which is kind of against the whole craving semen thing anyway).

>> No.14238036

>>14238014
That was one scene I had in mind. I persevered with the story up until they met the baphomet, but by then I was caring less about the whole journey and adventure and more about just when they'd meet someone who could pose the slightest challenge to the main characters. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Laven ended the story by backhanding the chief god and stealing her throne.

>> No.14238054

>>14237991
>No Baphos
Fine, they're loli anyway so they suck.
>No lilims
Why? They're the most powerful of the magic users.
>No Hell Wurms
Those aren't even a thing.

>> No.14238068

>>14237997
simple
MC,by the end of the 3rd season if i remember right has the choice between the following:
>Abusive bicth that summoned him from his world, beats him for stupid reasons.
>Maid chick that he helps out numerous times, and is devoted to him.
>Half elf that saved his life when he found out that he wasn't a dynasty warrior and trying to take on a 70K army alone was a shit idea.
>A princess he saved of a kingdom he also saved. she made it clear she wanted him.
>another princess of a kingdom he helped and who also wants him.
What do you think he picked?

>> No.14238099

>>14237711
>Look up
>Hopelessly evil looking Tree Face

Fuck this inna woods, I'm going over to the neighboring inna woods.

>> No.14238100

>>14237918
>harem
Nope.

Make it an evil Warlock with a demonic assistant who secretly pines for him.

>> No.14238101

>>14238036
>At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Laven ended the story by backhanding the chief god and stealing her throne.

same, I like a overpowered romp as much as any guy, but even mantis assassin was beaten by a asspull worthy of a uchiha.

>> No.14238112

>>14238099
Those are infested with elves. And not the haughty kind, the crazy Swedish kind.

>> No.14238117

>>14238068
Dat flat, tho'. You know you'd rape her for hours without even pausing between.

>> No.14238124

>>14238068
That fucking princess man, trying to NTR her friend.

>> No.14238131

>>14238117
Louise is made for hours long angry hate sex.

Cattleya is the superior sister though.

>> No.14238133

>>14238117
Nope, she holds no appeal to me at all.

>> No.14238134

>>14238112
>The crazy swedish kind

At first I was walking but now I'm sprinting.

>> No.14238135

>>14238131
>Cattleya is the superior sister though.
Which one is that? My fave is the tall flat teacher-looking one.

>> No.14238137

>>14236781
>>14236968
This is why people are against dhampirs.

>> No.14238139

>>14238112
>Swedish anything
>Threatening.

>> No.14238155

>>14237981
Whats wrong with this harem?

The last harem I had problems with was love hina, granted that wasn't really a harem but still.

>> No.14238169

>>14238155
Motoko a best knigga.

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>>14238137
Dhampirs are sexy, though. They still have a sense of mystery about them, have most of the appeal of Vampires without the slavery or haughtyness and are normally tomboys.
Pic sort of related. I know she isn't a Dhampir, but I could easily see her as one.

>> No.14238199

>>14238155
The salamanders annoying, the anubis has a open umbrella up her ass, thee wyvren doesn't now how justice works. the mantis comes off to me a bad self insert chick. and the bapho feels like a unnessasary addon.

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Would you help Campe repopulate her dying species?

>> No.14238219
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>>14238068
Louise is ultra hot though

And let me guess, you never watched the show and just judge it from /a/ posts?

MC is a fucking asshole. Worst MC in all harems. Usually harem MC can't choose a girl until the last chapter/episode. But Saito already confessed to her in the middle of 1 season. And continued to constantly hit and trying to fuck all girls around him. He got engaged in 2 season and still played around. He got fucking MARRIED in 4 season. And he nearly fucking Louise's best and only FRIEND on their fucking HONEYMOON, in their new house, while Louise was sleeping upstairs.
This is some top-tier male NTR. Imagine if was the opposite, MC just married the girl he always loved only to found out she fucked his best fucking childhood friend on their honeymoon. The rage would be legendary. Louise had all the rights to be fucking angry. If MC wasn't such an asshole her tsun would dissappear in the middle of 1st fucking season
Louise did nothing wrong

While Taiga in toradora beats poor MC for no fucking reason, when he let her have a family she never had, cooks, cleans for her, sacrifice his health and already scarce money. But somehow that shit is the best story ever told

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OPEN IT?

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>>14238054
Lilims are too strong to be bound to a Warlock.
>Those aren't even a thing
Yes they are, and three times faster than regular Wurms, too.

>> No.14238230

>>14238220
Nice one dumb mothposter

>> No.14238231

>>14238199
I agree with all of those except for Minte. I actually like her and after all her edgy character arc shit was over she wasn't bad.

>> No.14238240

>>14238226
Blacking up your wurm is racist and doesn't give them powers either.

>> No.14238244

>>14238219
I've watched all 4 seasons, I still don't like her. I will admit that saito isn't a saint. and apparently he was worse in the novels.

>> No.14238251

>>14238240
Painting things red makes them faster and that there is a fact.

>> No.14238252

>>14238135
Late reply but Cattleya's the kind and sickly one.

>> No.14238269

>>14238231
yeah I take minte back. she's not bad when I thought about it.

Still, I'm kinda sad they had to destroy that golem.

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http://exhentai.org/g/835400/e8ef73139a/
Zombies are cute!

>> No.14238280

>>14238186
But they also force vampire to lose everything that makes them charming and become generic housewives that don't do vampire thing.

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>When you meet a cute guy and can smell that he's a virgin

>> No.14238285

>>14238279
>Guro

>> No.14238288

>>14238283
I don't want to have sex with that woman.

>> No.14238291

>>14238285
It's called decomposition and she is very sensitive about it.

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>>14238288

That's not how it works, you little shit. If a Succubutt wants it, she's gettin' it.

>> No.14238298

>>14238294
I don't want her.

I want Minotaurs, lots of Minotaurs.

>> No.14238301

>>14238280
Vampires are like video games
You work your ass off to beat her on hard mode and see you as a equal, then the dhampir comes and forces you to use a gameshark and ruin all challenge.

It took a lot of work to gain her love and respect. Dhampirs destroy that sense of achievement in life.

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>>14238294

What? She doesn't have a husband?

>> No.14238308

>>14238298
Running of the Bulls is still not written, is it?

>> No.14238309

>>14238301
Exactly. Besides, some people like their montergirls powerful and strong-willed.

>> No.14238311

>>14238298
>you will never recreate the stampede scene from lion king with a horde of Minotaur's and a pair of sphinx's

>> No.14238314

>>14238298
>>14238308
Running of the Minotaurs, that is.

>> No.14238315

>>14238308
I don't want that garbage.

>> No.14238318

>>14238315
>garbage
>horny, single Minos chasing a bunch of single guys in red tights
Come on man.

>> No.14238323

>>14238311
Why bother when you will never outdo this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmPmpUTr22c ?

>> No.14238324

>>14237711
Dark Souls 2

>> No.14238333

>>14237861
Correct.

>> No.14238338
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When is the last time your waifu protected your smile?

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>>14237088
>Posting that furbait generic Jinko
Get out.

>> No.14238349

>>14238318
No, it's shit.

I want a story along the lines of when Theseus fights the Minotaur except there's no princess and instead of killing the Minotaur the Protagonist dominates and claims the Minotaur as his wife.

>> No.14238350

>>14238137
>people
Vampire fucbois are not people, they're parodies of men until a dhampir comes to set them straight.

>> No.14238357

>>14238323
Gold!

>> No.14238367

>>14238309
>Besides, some people like their montergirls powerful and strong-willed.
Yeah I don't want my vamp waifu turning into a female lizard .

>> No.14238368

>>14238349
Well your idea is shit! Hah! Now you know how it feels!

>> No.14238373

>>14238357
Tbh this fam

>> No.14238374

>>14238349
That's even more shit.

>> No.14238375

>>14238368
You're shit, your hair is shit and your bed is even worse.

>>14238374
Fuck you.

>> No.14238378

>>14238375
Two against one, by majority rule you're a poopie-head!

>> No.14238382

>>14238378
You're a double poopie-head!

>> No.14238383

>>14238375
Why so salty?

>> No.14238384

>>14238350
There is nothing wrong with wanting to be bedded by a distant and powerful woman every other nght until she grows to like you. we went over this about two threads ago. It's romantic.

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>>14238244
>saito isn't a saint
It's like saying Hitler isn't a saint for non-/pol/ fags
Louise having to seal the room which was a symbol of her childhood friendship with her best friend just to keep her husband from cheating was painful to watch

>>14238244
>he was worse in the novels
Yeah, I heard that too. Literally male NTR the novel

>> No.14238393

>>14238338
>TFW scaled waifu who can't keep me warm in the winter
I mean I love her, but I can't help but be envious of those who get to cuddle with fluff.

>> No.14238394

>>14238383
Because you like bad things like being dominated by monster girls while I like good things like dominating monster girls.

If you can't see the sarcasm in this post you're not very bright.

>> No.14238396

>>14238373
Not him
forgive a noobs question but Tbh?

>> No.14238397
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14238397

So what CAN you do with feet?

>> No.14238404

>>14238397
Stand on them? Use them to walk? Kick things with them?

>> No.14238405

>>14238384
You thinknit's romantic because you're 16 year old girl i.e. your're dumb as shit. Dick drives this car, not pussy.

>> No.14238406

>>14238404
I mean in the bedchamber.

>> No.14238407

>>14237211
Ara ara.

>> No.14238409

>>14238397
Lick them!

>> No.14238410
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>>14238393
You fool! You should not be thinking 'I wish my waifu could keep me warm in the winter'. You should be thinking 'I'm so glad I can keep my waifu warm in the winter'! Her cold-blooded nature means that you have an extra opportunity to show your love to her!

The knowledge that you can provide for your loved one is a far greater pleasure than knowing that your loved one can provide for you! Cherish that idea and remember that those with fluffy waifus often dream about being able to satisfy and care for their waifus to the extent that you have been offered!

>> No.14238411

>>14238397
Pharaoh healer?

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>>14238397
You tell me.

>> No.14238417

>>14238391
I guess then its just me being petty and going against someone who uses a whip on people regardless of how justified it is.

On a lighter and more on topic note, what monsters would be good for the Girls in the show?

>> No.14238426

>>14238405
You know jack shit about romance.

>> No.14238428

>>14238186
Orekanos never

>> No.14238430

>>14238367
I would still take the dragon. unlike vampires there is no 3rd party ruining your shit.

>> No.14238433

>>14238426
Youbkniw jack shit about life you barren woman.

>> No.14238434

>>14238430
>unlike vampires there is no 3rd party ruining your shit.
The answer is simple. Turn into an incubus as fast as inhumanly possible. You are no longer human and your waifu cannot give birth to a half human half vampire dhampir. You only get a fullblood vamp family.

>> No.14238435

>>14238430
>implying dragons don't become female lizards once they get the dick

>> No.14238439

>>14238435
Mine won't. Instead she becomes a proper lady with considerable prospects and assets.

>> No.14238442

>>14238439
Did you dick her?

>> No.14238443

>>14238433
I'm not talking about life, I'm talking about dreams. The dream where I before the object of a vampire's affection.

>> No.14238449

>>14238435
That term feels like they are insulting the lizard girls. I know that's not what it means but still.

>> No.14238451

>>14238410
S-Sorry! I'll make sure to warm her up and love her! All of her! I just, you know, wish I had some way to stay warm. Plus she's a big girl, she takes up most of the bed.

>> No.14238454

>>14238442
No, because I'm real and she's not. My self-insert MC did it for me.

>> No.14238455

>>14238443
>dreams
>dreams that will never come true
Fucking kids...

>> No.14238458

>>14238455
Your dreams will never become true either. you'll never get the monstergirl you want.

>> No.14238459

So Anons, what color variants would you want to see for an mg?

>> No.14238460

>>14238417
They are mostly already MGs
Louise is a witch
Maid is a kikimora who is trying to fuck her married master
Elf is an elf
Blue haired girl is a lich
Blue haired girl's dragon is already a shapeshifting moe wurm-tier girl

>> No.14238465

>>14238449
They are lizards, and female. Would you be angry someone called you a white dude?

It means ready to worship the Dick and get preggo.

>> No.14238467

>>14238459
Salamander with black scales and a blue flame

>> No.14238469
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>>14238459
A red Chaos P'Orc who drank the pussy juices of Mammary-Oth.

>> No.14238470

>>14238459
Mucus Toad with poison dart frog colors.

http://offclouds.com/data_images/wallpapers/13/296478-poison-dart-frog.jpg

>> No.14238471

>>14238460
I would bang any of those girls Holy shit, Saito is a jackass.
I know it's been covered but just...damn

>> No.14238472

>>14238469
>Chaos P'Orc
>Becomes to P'Orcs what Minotaur is to holstaur
Yes please.

>> No.14238476

>>14238454
Ah, so she did get dicked. Enjoy your female lizard.

>> No.14238480

>>14238476
My headcanon affects my setting. Yours does not. BITCH.

>> No.14238483

>>14238458
Mine are already becoming true because I don't spend every minute on the intertube curry exchange. As for getting a monstergirl
>implying I'm that far gone from reality

>> No.14238485
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14238485

Now that you've accepted the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom, what will you do now?

Try to attract the Horse Pussy Race Queen's attention?

Go hold handswith a Unicron?

Try to date a famous Horse Pussy racer?

Go after a giant Russian Horse Pussy?

Attempt to befriend and nurse from a Dairy Horse Pussy?

Plow the fields with a decent sized farmer Horse Pussy?

Or maybe even marry a Unicorn and turn her into a Bi-Corn and collect all the Horse Pussy types?

>> No.14238489

>>14238485
I fuck a nice spidergirl in front of all of them.

>> No.14238490

>>14238485
I'm good with some giant Russian Horse Pussy.

>> No.14238491

>>14238480
>headcanon meaning shit to canon
You can't hide what's inside, SKANK!

>> No.14238492

>>14238485
>Now that you've accepted the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom,

I've never done such thing, I want Cow Girl pussy!

>> No.14238494

>>14238485
When will you stop forcing this?

>> No.14238495

>>14238483
Yes, that was exactly what I meant by having a "dream" that I wanted to have a vampire waifu. I totally thought that it would come true one day. You are so smart and manly for figuring it out.

>> No.14238500

>>14238491
But my headcanon is the canon of my own stories.

>> No.14238506

>>14238495
Thank you. Want to be my little bro?

>> No.14238514

>>14238506
Monster Girl detected.

>> No.14238515

>>14238506
No.

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>>14238397
>Wake up Pharaoh unknowingly, find yourself chained to a slab of rock in the chamber, she's pacing back and forth on what to do with you
>Offers her foot to you, since as a thief you're unworthy of her lips or the rings on her hand
>She smugly smiles when you decline
>Tells you it'll be fun to break you, using her leonine eyed sand servants to remove your clothes
>She undoes her bindings, showing you her full voluminous bosom, and the forbidden folds of her olive skinned labia
>Oh God, she's going to break you like a Succubus would
>A handmaiden offers her a bowl of what appears to be oil, pouring it onto your groin
>You get smarmy and ask her if she's going to rub it in with her tits or vag
>She responds by stepping onto your dick, not applying pressure, posing the question of why she'd sully her own body with somebody so revolting
>Pharaoh begins to rock her foot up and down your quickly rising shaft, the lubricant sinking in and dragging up pleasure, warming the flesh
>She giggles when you give a soft moan of contentment
>Using the red snake as a chair, she sits on its head, using both feet to pleasure you, rubbing your balls gently, kneading them and making them roil
>You jerk your hips involuntarily when you feel her big toes tugging at your foreskin, peeling it back and showing her the bright pink head of your cock
>She tells you she won't let you release unless you can prove to her your loyalty, continuing to knead and stroke as if she's petting an animal
>Groan to her she can piss off, in between your breathing increasing in speed and your nerves scattering every time she gives you a light squeeze
>Her lips pout until you finally crack and say it, getting her to reward you with guiding your raging erection into her silken depths
>All she wanted was for you to call her
"My Queen"

>> No.14238518
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>>14238494
When a anon can say with a straight face, under no intoxication or adverse drug affects / medication, that they seriously believe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU is a bad song.

>> No.14238521

>>14238518
That's cheating.

>> No.14238528

>>14238514
>implying I'm not aniki

>> No.14238535
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>>14238528
You're a damn brocon and you're not fooling anyone.

>> No.14238537

>>14238500
Well you canon is stupid and wrong.

>> No.14238544

>>14238518
The kick is weak and the snare sounds like shit, but asides from that it's pretty meh. 6/10.

>> No.14238546

>>14238535
You're asking to get skinned you little bitch.

>> No.14238550
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>>14238537
And it's mine, all mine.

>> No.14238554

>>14238516
Who is this character? The foot witch I mean.

>> No.14238564

>>14238516
I'm I'm so revolting why not just chuck me outside or kill me? Women...

>> No.14238569

>>14238550
How fitting.

>> No.14238579

>>14238569
What's fitting? The collar? I should think so. Tailor-made, that is.

>> No.14238581

>>14238564
She wants to make something out of you.

>> No.14238583

>>14238579
No, the smug. Not it'll last because monstergirls can't win against the cock. Can't beat the cock man.

>> No.14238585

I wanna be a wandering monk who takes care of an orphaned Wurm and trains her in martial arts and asceticism

>> No.14238590

>>14238585
I want you to write about this.

>> No.14238596

>>14238581
You saying she wants to get down to business?

>> No.14238606

Brocon Monster Girls are the best!

>> No.14238613

>>14238606
That's not Dadcon.

>> No.14238620
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>>14238606
Was there ever any question?

>> No.14238622

>>14238613
Dhampir pls go

>> No.14238626
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14238626

>>14238554
http://imgur.com/wGxsJxl

A semen demon most vile named Syndra from League of Legends. She's generally Maximum Oversmug in every H-work.

>>14238564
As a thief you're lower than dirt to her. As her husband, you're the Evening Moon to her Morning Sun

>> No.14238634

>>14238622
>only dhampirs love their dads
I feel bad for the rest of you then.

>> No.14238639
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>>14237711
Let a Dark Elf that's spent too much time in areas with high DE concentration have her way with me instead.

>> No.14238646
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14238646

give her the B

>> No.14238652

>>14237797
Now this is how KCs Werewolves should look.

>> No.14238657

>>14237980
That's the best part of Kloahs girls.

>> No.14238662
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14238662

>Do you want the smug on or off?
>Off, please
>Too bad

>> No.14238671

>>14238646
Of course I'll give her the baby.

>> No.14238674

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Jy_S1vVpQ

What would you do to a sword to get a tsukumugami waifu?

>> No.14238675

>>14238626
I want to pick that shortstack up and snuggle her

>> No.14238685

Remember, the way to defeat smug girls is to completely ignore them. Belittle them. Act unimpressed. Smug can't stand to be unworshipped.

>> No.14238687
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14238687

How do you put your elf back in her place when she becomes too smug?

>> No.14238693

>>14238687
Remund her that her ears are getting a little long and you have garden shears.

>> No.14238699

>>14238687
Remind that that being humble is a virtue.

>> No.14238703

When is the best time to shout "I regret nothing!"

>> No.14238704
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>> No.14238705

>>14238687
Tell her she's becoming a chore to be around.

>> No.14238708

>>14238703
When dying.

>> No.14238712

>>14238687
Let her grow so smug, she'd make a Cheshire or Manticore jealous.
>>14238704
Werebat Onee-san sleep rape when?

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>>14238671

Very good

>> No.14238763

>>14238662
I don't know why, but Glacies' are starting to grow on me.

>> No.14238765

>>14238763
It's probably the icepick footjobs.

>> No.14238768

>>14238703
Upon waking up after a wild night out and realising you're in the bed of a Cait-Sith.

>> No.14238781

>>14238687
Ear stroking, snuggles, and reminders of how much I love her.
Flustered smug girls are the best.

>> No.14238785

>>14238768
Get some reading comprehension anon, it doesn't say "I regret everything!"

>> No.14238786

>>14238620
Big Sis Brocon > Little Sis Brocon

>> No.14238787

>>14238703
After successful school shooting

>> No.14238791

>>14238786
This is true.

>> No.14238796

>>14238703
when your friends find you in a dungeon wrapped up in the arms of a echidna.

>> No.14238797

>>14238662
Smug doesn't work so well when she goes cross eyed from mere body heat.

>> No.14238798

>>14238786
You are correct.

>> No.14238799

>>14238285
It's fine, read it anyway. She just protects the MC from a hostile zombie.

>> No.14238800

>>14238786
Fact.

>> No.14238801

>>14238786
I would enjoy both.
Just no shota.

You will never have your echidna big sis and black harpy little sis each try to out hug each other while your golem nanny watches, plotting to hug you when the other two are gone.

>> No.14238802

>>14238799
I skimmed it after i make that post. She's still too gross for me.

>> No.14238805

>>14238787
But what if some of the guys who were alright came to school that day anyway?

>> No.14238807

>>14238797
>you can literally melt away her smug with warm hugs and cuddlefucking
I don't know if the icepussy is worth it, but damn it I'm gonna try

>> No.14238808

>>14238786
Why did you reply to yourself so many times?

>> No.14238810

>>14238808
>Implying

>> No.14238812

>>14238703
After meeting a repressed personalty of your that escaped form you head and become real and saving your dog from hell.

>> No.14238815

>>14238810
first two replies
>12:55:19
>12:56:19
you can't fool anyone

>> No.14238818

>>14238808
>Sabbath Damage Control

>> No.14238825

>>14238818
Not that guy but both sides are great.
Small tits are nice for hugs while big ones are great for burying your face in them.

>> No.14238827

>>14238825
What if your oneechan has small tits and your imouto has large ones?

>> No.14238835

>>14238827
Headpats and what I originally said.

The imotou is probably going to think that I'm an odd duck.

>> No.14238841

>>14238815
Now that's what I call subtle.

>> No.14238842

>>14237505
Not sure if you saw my post the other day but since the old archive went down I thought you might have lost all the previous applications for the current round of maid profiles, if you need any of them I saved all of the ones that you haven't gotten to yet and I think a few you've already done just in case.

>> No.14238843

>>14238827
Building off this, I want a CC older sister who has little A -cups but tremendous hips and a well padded rear.

>> No.14238846

>>14238843
Bump those up to a modest C and then we've got the perfect build

>> No.14238852

>>14238846
Well got up to B but up the rear a bit.

>> No.14238881

>>14238712
>Still asking for a story that you know Ovaries will never have the stones to do because it's more fun to attention whore
>Caring about Werebats at all when Z-Ton went from the gold of Schizanthus to the bullshit NTR-FurryxMonsterGirl shit with batninja

>> No.14238891

>>14238881
There are other writefags. Not many these days, but they're out there.
I still miss this time last year when we had lots of writefags

>> No.14238893

>>14238891
I'm still here for you, whether you want me or not.

>> No.14238904

>>14234103
>War Frame Custom (Bust up to F and add some padding to her hips and rear)(3+1)
>Himedere (4)
>Maid Routine (1)
>Chef Routine (1)

I'm ready for my himedere muscle maid with curves.

>> No.14238906

>>14238891
>>14238893
That goes for me too.

>> No.14238907

>>14237069
MGE received less warmly, more talk about MGQ (high expectations for Paradox), EMG (hadn't yet gone to shit) and 53 being a total count of mentions of Bob.

>> No.14238913

>>14238891
I'm here but I've gotten pretty busy in life, making writing difficult.
God damn excel sheets ever day for the last 3 weeks of work.

I want to die.

>> No.14238919
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>>14238907
Both settings are good if you ignore how absolute shit both authors are at world building.

>> No.14238922

>>14238907
I remember the hype for paradox.

Then it came out and the girls were underwhelming.

>> No.14238926

>>14238922
Can someone link me to that one hilariously chuuni character with a scythe and a chain between his legs or something? I could use a good laugh before drifting to sleep.

>> No.14238935

>>14238926
Luka's son?
The edgelord in need of alping?

>> No.14238940
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>>14238926
Reminder that this fag originated in Lukas ballsack.

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>>14238922
I'm just glad Arekishi is still on board. Gives the game something to look forward to. But yeah, some of those designs are terrible.

>> No.14238943

>>14238805
It his fault
They expect to find one of us in the wreckage anyway

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>>14238913
>MFW work irl and stupid drama either in here or the IRCs has made me not feel like writing ever again
>As if people care anyway

>> No.14238947

>>14238944
Stop associating with the IRC then?

>> No.14238949

>>14238942
Yeah, his oppai lolis are one of the few that interested me.

The rest were just....ugh....

That girl wearing the jack o' lantern is the biggest offender for me.

>> No.14238950

>>14238940
Like I said earlier.
I would condone his alping and the bullying that would follow.

>> No.14238954

>>14238947
>>14238944
I'm in the IRC often and I haven't seen any real drama in a good while. It depends which IRC you mean I guess.
All of them are dead anyway barring a few brief periods of activity

>> No.14238960

>>14238949
If you think that's the worst, you've clearly forgotten about the one that's just a spider with a head photoshopped onto it.

>> No.14238961

Uh oh! You just heard a voice from behind call you cute, asks for a date, and then calls you "Sugerscale"!

What reptilian Monster Girl was it?

>> No.14238962

>>14238913
>I'm here but I've gotten pretty busy in life, making writing difficult.
This. Staffing issues at work have left me too tired to do anything lately.

>> No.14238963

>>14238961
Wait, that doesn't make any sense. I'm the one who's supposed to call HER sugarscale.
Therefore the answer is obviously Wurm.

>> No.14238964

>>14238961
>Calling me sugarscale
No, you call the lizard sugarscale. Might wanna rethink that one.

>> No.14238965

>>14238961
Apophis.

>> No.14238968

>>14238961
I'd be confused, as I have no scales.
Also, because scales are essentially a mass of fingernails I find the reptilian types kind of gross.

>> No.14238969

>>14238961
I don't care, they clearly know my weaknesses.

>> No.14238970

Alright anon, it's time for you to fight for your freedom. You're a prisoner in one of the largest Monstergirl owned prisons in the world. Criminals from all over, human and monstergirl, are sent here to keep them away from cities so they can pay for their crimes. However, every year a contest is had to allow three inmates pardons. A Race across a massive track filled with dangerous obstacles, the MGP 500. You've been offered a chance to race for your freedom, and given access to an 80 point budget to do so. All cars are equipped with a long range radio to call in rescue teams or a pit crew. You'll be the driver.

Frame:

>Basic Frame (Free): This frame was used in a previous MGP 500. It's only slightly safer than a Pinto and isn't very good all around. But hey, it's free.

>Speed Frame (10): This aerodynamic frame is made for speed, but sacrifices durability, weight and the ability to use heavy weaponry.

>Heavy Frame (10): This huge frame is can tank some serious damage and it's weight allows it to knock other cars around. As a tradeoff however, it tends to be rather slow.

>Technical Frame (20): This frame has decent speed, durability and weight, but excels at none. What it does have is the ability to equip two gadgets, as opposed to other vehicles that are only allowed one.

Engine:

>Basic Engine (Free): The Default engine, it leaks like horny Raiju and doesn't give your car much power, but it's free.

>High Speed Engine (10): An engine built to make your car go as fast as possible. On the downside it chugs gas like an Oni chugs sake, meaning you'll have to take more pit stops.

>Performance Engine (10): This engine is pretty average, but on the plus side it barely takes any oil.

>Heavy Duty Engine (20): This engine's got serious staying power and speed. It doesn't go as fast as the high speed engine, and consumes a little more fuel than the Performance Engine.

Tires:

>Basic Tires (Free): No specializations, no downsides. Just regular tires.

>Racecar Tires (20): These tires are built for speed, but don't grip anything other than the road very well.

>Offroad Tires (20): These tires are made for handling, but don't do very well on roads.


Gadgets: Devices that may aid you, you may choose one unless you have the Technical Frame, in which case you may choose two.

>GPS (20): This device will make navigating the race much easier, eliminating the need for maps.

>EMP shielding (20): Protects your vehicle from EMP attacks

>Roll Cage (20): Prevents your car from being flipped.

>Nitro (20): Gives your car a boost. Needs time to recharge.

>Luxury Seats (30): Much more comfortable than the default seats.


Primary Weapons: (Note: As the MGP 500 is a "no-kill" event. All weapons are designed to disable cars. It would be unethical to make this a death race.) You may choose one.

>Gatling Guns (Free): The Default weapon. Fires beanbag rounds at a fast rate. Good against Frames.

>Caltrop Launcher (10): A catapult-like weapon that flings balls of Caltrops. Good against tires.

>EMP cannon (20): Fires a burst of electromagnetic energy that disables enemy cars. Good against engines and takes a long time to reload. Use sparingly.

Secondary Weapons: You may choose as many as you can pay for.

>Smokescreen (10): Adds Exhaust pipes that spew a thick smoke that can be used to impede opponents.

>Battering Ram (10): Places a battering ram on the front of your car, allowing you to ram enemies.

>EMP Pulse (20): Fires an electromagnetic pulse that disables all unprotected cars around you. Has a considerable recharge time.

>Chain launchers (20): Adds launchers to the sides of your car that can hook on to enemy cars, allowing you to either drag them close or have them drag you.

As for your crew, two monstergirl inmates have been selected for you.

Roll monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono to see who they are. First for your Navigator, the girl who reads maps and the like to help you find your way to the finish line, and then the Gunner, who runs your primary weapon. Any Cait Siths, Cu Siths, Matangos, and Humpty Eggs in the prison are banned from this contest as they have life sentences. if you roll a named character, or a deity like the Chief God or the Demon Lord, reroll.

Also, roll on these helpful tables using https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm to determine a few things about them.


Age: 1d4
1: Young Adult (18-20)
2: Adult (20-24)
3: CC (25-30)
4: Ara Ara (30-35)

Body Type: 1d12

1: Loli (Or Pettanko if you prefer)
2: Chubby
3: Thin
4: Species Norm
5: Busty
6: Pear Shaped
7: Hourglass Shaped
8: Oppai Loli (Or Shortstack if you prefer)
9: Gym Bunny
10: Muscular
11: Tall
12: Pick One

Jesus christ this is a long one. But I promised something new and I'm delivering. Stand by for quirks, lewdness level, and the crimes they're in for.

>> No.14238976

>>14238961
A retarded one who mistook me for a lizardman somehow. Which raises further questions because there aren't meant to be male monsters right now.

I'm assume its a Wurm or another reptile type who in this instance has sight problems.

>> No.14238977

>>14238960
Oh lordy.

Guess I have to hang onto hope that the KC game comes out before the happening.

Why can't there be a game of monster girls where defeat is you getting married/proactively dated and not maimed/eaten/killed.

I couldn't bring myself to play MGQ3 after finishing 2.

I wanted to throttle Luka.

Well, that and the fact that he couldn't even put out on his wedding night unless he felt like he was being raped.

>> No.14238979

>>14238970
What the fuck is this trash? Fuck off.

>> No.14238980

>>14238970
I think you've gone too far with all the options and details this time.

>> No.14238985

>>14238970
As stale as they've become, I think even the waifu wars would be more welcome than this wall of text.

>> No.14238988

>>14238970
Quirks: 1d6
>1: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
>2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
>3: Yamato Nadeshiko (Has all the skills of a perfect housewife.)
>4: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
>5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance.)
>6: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. Might change into a Wight over time. If undead already, then reroll.)

Lewdness Level: 1d6
>1: Not Very Lewd
>2: A Little Lewd
>3: Lewd
>4: Very Lewd
>5: Extremely Lewd
>6: Semen Demon

Crime: 1d6
>1: Cuddling without Consent
>2: Ran a semen milking farm
>3: Stole from a Tanuki
>4: Robbed a Bank
>5: Assault
>6: She won't tell you.

Alright anons, are you ready to race for your freedom?
Oh yeah, if you lose, no worries. You'll just have to share a cell with your team until next year.

Jeez I'm burned out. Not doing another one of these for a while.

>> No.14238989

>>14238970
Dude, we don't need more rolling or things like this right now.

The golem one did well because it was a new idea and hadn't been done in a while.

This would be the second roll thing done in this thread.

We only need one per thread at max.
Maybe one every other so it doesn't get overloaded like it is now.

I know you want to liven things up but there is such a thing as too much.

It's why I stopped doing my version of those roll ones.

Two of them show up in each thread and it just gets too much.

>> No.14238993

>>14238970
You could take out that entire first part.

>> No.14238994

>>14238988
Holy shit stop

>> No.14238996

>>14238961
>A Dragon girl will never call you Sugarscale as she scoops you into her claws and take you on the flight of your life

>> No.14238997

>>14238979
>>14238980
I promised something new yesterday, and I fucking deliver.

>>14238989
Should I just repost it in the new thread then?
I worked hard on this because I'm forgetful and didn't want to let this idea slip.

>> No.14239003

>>14238993
Elaborate, do you mean the cars bit or just the frame/engine/tires part?

>> No.14239005

>>14238997
>Should I just repost it in the new thread then?
Eh, knowing these threads they'll probably like it, but I still think you went too crazy with this one.

>> No.14239009

>>14238997
Save it, trim it a bit, and maybe do it one Wednesday, don't do any new ones in between.

It's fun to do once in a while but if a constant deluge of them keep coming than it all merges together into an unnoticeable mess.

>> No.14239010

>>14238997
Nighttime is good for these stuff.

>> No.14239011

>>14239003
The entire car part.

>> No.14239012

>>14239005
I just really wanted to make something new after >>14236323 told me to get new material.

I guess I did go kinda crazy, huh?

>> No.14239019

>>14239009
This. Spamming anything on the threads is a terrible idea. Remember commerical anon? It was fun for a while but he didn't stop posting them for several threads in a row. Something that should have been fun and interesting just came across as spammy and annoying after a point. It's the same with everything, moderation is key to keeping anything fresh.

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14239029

>tfw no Lamia Sugar Momma.
I just want her to give me headpats and call me a good boy. I am such a slut for headpats.

>> No.14239034

>>14239029
You're just a slut for money and wrinkly snake pussy.

>> No.14239035
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14239035

>>14239029
Sugar Momma's are the best. Story when?

>> No.14239037

>>14239035
Which monster girls make the best Sugar Momma's?

>> No.14239038

>>14239029
They shit out of their vagina, are covered in oversized fingernails and will probably crush you in winter if you have a power outage. No thanks.

>> No.14239044

>>14239038
Fuck off.

>> No.14239049

>>14239009
Yeah, I think I'll calm down with this. I'll take your advice and wait until Wednesday.

>>14239011
I'll trim down the car part, but without it this is just a generic rolling game.

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>>14239029
>CC monstergirls making boys blush

>> No.14239055
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>>14238919
Nowadays that alternative to MGQ regarding story exists, though it's up to be seen if he's any good at worldbuilding. If that's the case, then at least MGQ has something to fall back on. The fact that he hosted it in fanfiction.net doesn't help his cause.

>> No.14239058

>>14239029
Same but with Gazers, oh what I'd do to fondle and suck on those tentacles, fluff her oily tale and gulp down every last drop of her oil. I want her to use and abuse me, edge the hell out of me. I want her thighs to rub against my member while she chomps on my neck, not enough to bleed but enough to leave a mark. And to end it off have her make me lick her hand clean while she strokes my head, calling me a good boy slut.

>> No.14239066

>>14239029
>tfw no yandere monstergirl Sugar Momma

>> No.14239067
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14239067

>>14239034
Rude! I just wish for a lamia who'll give me headpats for being a good boy and making her happy!
>>14239035
When I write about it.
>>14239038
No bully pls.
>>14239051
>>14239058
CC monstergirls are the best.

>> No.14239070

>>14239058
What story?

>> No.14239072

>>14239067
>CC monstergirls are the best.

I want to be in a room with CC monster girls of all different species.

>> No.14239075

>>14239037
Lamias, specifically Apophis, Tanukis, Wights and Pharaohs, and Dragons and Jabberwocks. And don't forget Demons.

>> No.14239077

>>14239072
You'd be Ara'd into unconsciousness.

>> No.14239081

>>14239029
>sugar momma
Le_trash_man.jpg

>> No.14239083

>>14239075
Oh those sound nice. Maybe Cheshires, Holsts and Kitsunes as well?
>>14239077
I want that so bad.

>> No.14239084
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>>14239029
I want the same with a christmas cake Hellhound.

Hours of cuddledom followed by kisses and headpats while being praised for putting up with her lust. Maybe she'd cook a nice meal afterwards too, a CC Hellhound with a great ass would look amazing in a white naked apron.

>> No.14239090

>>14239084
Cuddledom is the best dom.

>> No.14239094

>>14239083
You don't. They would crowd around you, calling you a nice handsome young man, ruffling your hair, before they all gang up on you.

>> No.14239096

>>14239090
my nigga

>> No.14239098

>>14239094
I'm not seeing a downside here anon. What do they do after they gang up on me?

>> No.14239100

>>14239094
That sounds terrible. Tell me more.

>> No.14239101

>>14239072
I want to be thrown into the CC kraken pit.

>> No.14239107

>>14239044
Someday we'll go a thread without some furious anon posting those two words. Its almost reached meme levels now.

>> No.14239108

>>14239098
>>14239100
They would touch you in those places. Just don't tell them if you're a virgin, as it'll make thing worse.

>> No.14239119

>>14239108
What places? And what's the harm in telling them I'm a virgin?

>> No.14239121

>>14239090
I'd also like this.
Just being held tightly against a powerful and fluffy monster as she runs a paw through your hair, strokes you lovingly and slowly grinds her hips against yours for hours until you both reach orgasm. Sure, it wouldn't be mind blowing pleasure but it would be comfy and emotionally pleasing.

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>>14239101
What about a CC Wurm pit?

>> No.14239131

>>14239119
They'll touch you in those places that feel good when you touch them. If they know you're a cherryboy, they'll fight over who gets to take it.

>> No.14239142

>>14239124
That's a Ryu.

>> No.14239146

>>14239084
>I'll never get breakfast in bed served by a curvy CC Hellhound in nothing but an apron,

Kill me

>> No.14239148

>>14239072

I want to be teased by a CC Kejourou.

>> No.14239150

>>14239124
Planets would sunder. Realities would disappear. Galaxies would implode. All this would happen in the struggle that would occur as the Wurms struggle to be the one to dote on you.

>> No.14239151

>>14239124
>wurm pit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C12pCVQFxIo

i'll pass

>> No.14239157

>>14239084
I want to serve a CC Hellhound breakfast in a naked apron!

>> No.14239173

>>14239090
i want to cuddle between a Familiar's cheeks

>> No.14239176

>>14239084
>>14239090
>>14239096
>>14239121
You're all my brothers in taste.

>>14239146
>You'll never start dating a Hellhound who just reached Christmas Cake age.
>She'll never desperately start doing things like this to make sure you don't leave her for a younger woman.
>You'll never fuck a curvy CC Hellhound in a naked apron doggystyle and tell her you'd never abandon her.
>She'll never cry tears of joy while mounting you and then ride you while hugging you close and kissing you.
I know your pain anon. I just want to reassure a CC monstergirl that she's still beautiful.

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>>14239157
I want to romance a CC Living Doll who's made of porcelain unlike the newer girls with their soft, lifelike plastics and is self-conscious about it as well as her slightly creepy face. I'd rub her stiff, hard breasts as she blushed furiously all over her almost pearl-white cheeks before slowly inserting my pulsating rod into her dusty hole and making her feel like a young girl again. She's actually unused because she was a tail-end piece of her model and nobody wanted to buy her with newer, cuter, softer girls on the market.

>> No.14239180

>>14239131
Oh dear, well I guess there's nothing to do but ask them very nicely not to touch me there and specify which spots are sensitive so they can be careful.
>>14239148
Kejourou would make great CCs.

>> No.14239185

>>14239178
>wanting porcelain on your dick

>> No.14239194

>>14239185
>implying a Living Doll's pussy isn't magic

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>>14239124
What about a pit filled with all these MGs?

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>>14239201
A Weresheep pen? Sure, need to lead them out one by one to get sheared.

>> No.14239210 [DELETED] 

>Gaijin are sending KC guro because of Cu Sith
This didn't end well the last time it happened.

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>>14239210
Oh fuck what?
Cu Sith a shit but come on.

>> No.14239225

>>14239185
No anon, a Living Doll's torso, head and lower bits are more human thanks to MAMONO MANA, but her limbs are all doll parts. Makes for amazing quad-amputee play with no messy clean up!

>> No.14239230

>>14239210
whelp, as long as it dosn't fuck over the wiki

>> No.14239235

>>14239210
Hm? I don't see anything on twitter or his MGE page
He probably already used to guro spam from gaijins after MGU shitfest
He probably could kill wiki and MGR though

>> No.14239237

>>14239210
Why was this deleted?

>> No.14239245

>>14239225
>Quad-amputee play + orgasm denial
>Leave her DP dildo'd at too low intensity to get her off
>Masturbate to her pained, desperate faces as she pleads for your dick

>> No.14239246

CC Dormouse

>> No.14239253

>>14239246
Elaborate.

>> No.14239255

>>14239246
Fat tits, fatter ass?

>> No.14239256

>>14239246
CQC Lamia

>> No.14239260

>>14239256
Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE?!

>> No.14239263

>>14239245
You're getting my juices flowing anon, stop it. I have too many things to write already.

>> No.14239264

>>14239201
If there was a pit filled with Holstaurs you would need FIVE armies to keep out of it.

>> No.14239265

>>14239210
Google Translation from his Twitter

>The harassment board from abroad...

>not a big deal, but it is or to Gurokora the image'm not people of picture book like setting or sent the illustrations, such as damage to the (previous) demon daughter (present) I...

>Koo Sea also on twitter but I was told that it is like a "stop and get angry", and I want you to stop taking the view rather. Or chemo that useless, but I heard also like a story there are many people who are hostile to chemo itself from the rough in chemo relationship, and only here and Na, but do not know because the country is different...

>@graysomething Why graysan apologize! Then you have us to manage properly the janitor I~ ... w of there I'd have know that it legitimate people most.

>it is Okay because it is such a thing of light bitches! Thank you!

Make of them what you will.

>> No.14239271

>>14239265
Kek
So which one of you did it? Probably someone from this thread

>> No.14239274

>>14239265
>Or chemo that useless, but I heard also like a story there are many people who are hostile to chemo itself from the rough in chemo relationship
>it is Okay because it is such a thing of light bitches! Thank you!
I think he's calling them cancer and saying that he's ok because he knows that they're just bitching.
At least that's what I'm going to imagine he's saying because its pretty funny.

>> No.14239277

>>14239274
Pretty sure the bitches line is referring to Cu Sith, since she gets referred to as bitch often.

>> No.14239280

>>14239271
>implying it wasn't you

>> No.14239287

I wanna story about Santa chan and her sad fate of getting fat every Christmas from cookies, working it off, but by then it's time to make the list, check them twice and then back to getting fat again!

>> No.14239288

>>14239265
>>14239274
>>14239277
I believe

>Koo Sea = Cu Sith
>Bitch = Also Cu Sith
>Chemo = Furry

>> No.14239289

>>14239263
That sounds like a nice punishment for an evil Doll, doesn't it?

>> No.14239292

>>14239280
H-how do you know?

>> No.14239296

How about a formal dinner party with some lonely Christmas cakes?

The maids of the mansion get you fitted in a suit and hurry you towards the dining room where you see 5 women looking at you with kind smiles on their faces. You can tell behind the kindness there are varying degrees of lust but they all seem like nice people.

1. The first is a 27 year old Salamander in a formal suit and tie. One of her eyes is covered by a patch, during the party she notices you looking and tells you she lost it six years ago on a battle with a group of thugs.
Despite her extensive injuries and needing a cane to walk she seems like an upbeat person and manages to keep you and the other guests entertained throughout the night with her jokes and tales of her adventures.

2. 31 year old Hobgoblin. Such a short girl with breasts as outlandish as hers seems out of place at the party and her mannerisms only confirm your thoughts as she seems a little uncomfortable in her expensive looking dress. While getting to know each other she explains that she wasn't going to come but was pressured into it by her subordinates who want to see her be more social.
As the night goes on you can't help but notice the startling amount of alcohol she drinks as well as how she becomes noticeably clingy.

3. 26 year old Oomukade. The youngest of the five and by far the one with the most starling appearance, not only is she the only one with a monstrous lower body but her dress looks like some sort of cosplay as she's wearing a bright pink dress, white gloves and a tiara. None of which suit her sleep deprived appearance. It's hard to understand half of what she's saying through her nervous stuttering and broken English in a heavy zipangu accent but from what you can understand she's extremely happy to have some company for a change.

4. ? year old Vampire. She refuses to tell you her age or anything about herself at all, rather she's very interested in hearing about you and you hobbies. As she listens to you she offers you food from her fork and tops up your wine for you with a look of deep interest in her eyes. However her eyes aren't looking into yours, they're looking at your neck. When she notices that you've caught on she apologizes ten times over, explaining that she's always found it hard to contain her hunger.

5. 29 year old Weresheep. Brown skin and long hair that reaches the base of her spine make her stand out from the rest of her race, as does the stunning red dress she's wearing. She may not be the oldest at the table but she certainly seems the most mature with how she carries herself. During the night she comes across as a slight tease, making a few light jokes at your expense to get the others laughing but she always makes up for it with a head pat and a warm smile.


Which of these ladies would you like to keep company after the party? Also no mystery box as the table is already crowded with the six of you and too much cake is bad for your diet. And god bless this new word limit.

>> No.14239301

>>14239289
Or just one who has been extra naughty.

>> No.14239302

>>14239288
>>Chemo = Furry
Makes sense
>I heard they have some problems with furries but it's another country so I dunno

>> No.14239303

>>14239288
You're 100% right on all of those.

>> No.14239305

>>14239176
I want to see what a hellhound in full battle mode looks like.

>> No.14239306

>>14239296
I'm going with the stinky weeb Pede.

>> No.14239309

>>14239292
You'll have plenty of time to figure that out...in jail!

>> No.14239310

>>14239296
>Maids
>Formal dinner
>Party
>In a suit
>five women interested in me somehow (I could accept one or two but this is ridiculous)

I do not belong here, nor do I want to be here.

>> No.14239313

>>14239301
>extra naughty
Like what? Whispering naughty words into your ear as you sleep? Masturbating to you in the night at your bedside?

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>>14239265
>Then you have us to manage properly the janitor

>>14239287
Is Santa-chan a cute CC elf with eating problems?

>>14239296
Mystery Box. I know the CC hiding in it is cute. Though it looks like a pretty big box for me.

>> No.14239317

>>14239296
Vampire!

>> No.14239319

>>14239296
Vampaiyah

>> No.14239320

>>14239296
>Clingy CC Hobgoblin
She will be pregnant before the night is over!

>> No.14239321

>>14239309
Pls no CIA!
I'm not a big guy ;_;

>> No.14239322

>>14239296
These girls are awfully young for CC's.

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>>14239296
>Vampire
I don't need to read anything else.

>> No.14239328

>>14239310
Shut up and pick one you wh- nice young man.

>> No.14239331

>>14239322
"Christmas Cake" usually refers to a girl past 25 years old.
There's the whole theme of a Christmas Cake being unwanted when they get that old, because who really wants a cake past the 25th (of December)

>> No.14239332

>>14239305
Probably like a normal Hellhound, but with extended claws, fire spewing from her mouth, and her eye flames are raging hotter.
Woe be to whoever hurt her husbando.

>>14239322
The minimum age to be a CC is 25 anon.

>> No.14239335

>>14239321
You'll always be a big guy to me anon. Have a little faith in yourself.

You're gonna need it...

>> No.14239336

>>14239328
I-I'm not sure I feel comfortable here anymore. I'd like to go home please.

>> No.14239337

>>14239322
Do you know what a CC is.

>> No.14239341

>>14239296
I'm going with the Salamander, gonna get her to teach me to sword fight during the day then lick her abs, and scars if she's cool with it, at night.

>> No.14239342

>>14239310
>five women interested in me somehow (I could accept one or two but this is ridiculous)
Don't run anon, you've became a main character. Next thing you know a pink haired maiden will fall out of the sky and change your life forever.

>> No.14239343

>>14239296
I'll take that weresheep. No, I am not welsh.

>> No.14239346

>>14239313
Yes, exactly like that. I bet she's a dirty clothing thief too, wearing your used underwear only after using them to pleasure herself with.

>> No.14239347

Best CC is Kraken by far

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>>14239347

>> No.14239353

>>14239343
Nobody even accused you of that anon, now I'm suspicious.

>> No.14239354

>>14239336
But all these nice ladies invented to dinner they paid for. The least you could do is stay with them for a while.

>> No.14239355

>>14239265
What's this about now?

>> No.14239357

>>14239343
>No, I am not welsh.
New Zealand then?

>> No.14239361

>>14239346
Is she a maid Doll? I bet she'd rub all your cumrags all over her thirsty slit and/or mouth while taking out the trash, too.

>> No.14239363

>>14239353
They were thinking it.
>>14239357
Nope, canada.

>> No.14239366

>>14239296
Hobgoblin

>> No.14239367

>>14239347
A top tier choice, yes, but CC Kiki and CC Kejourou are at least equal, no? Still they're the top three, the triple K!

>> No.14239372

>>14239070
The story of how CC gazers use their oily tails to entice men away from simple dry mofu.

>> No.14239375

>>14239361
No, she's just sneaky. She does do most of the chores around the house though, even if she's like an imouto. She'd probably get angry if you called her a maid, despite the fact that she has a fancy french maid outfit in her massive wardrobe/dressup collection.

>> No.14239383

>>14239332
We need to go angrier. We need to see the strongest hellhound, the one who guards the deepest, darkest part of Hell, reserved for those souls who are utterly beyond saving, incapable of feeling love or compassion.
And we need to see what she looks like when Hell's equivalent of Dr Lecter escapes, and leaves a note saying they're going to find the hellhound's husband.

>> No.14239386

>>14239347
Wrong, the top 3 CCs are CC Kraken, CC Apophis and CC Demon

>> No.14239392

>>14239354
Well, I mean I guess I could stay a little longer. But they'll respect my boundaries and won't make me feel uncomfortable, right?

>> No.14239394

>>14239386
Meant for >>14239367

>> No.14239401

>>14239392
Yes?

>> No.14239409

>>14239392
Of course they will. Now don't mind the hand of that nice sheep lady on your lap or the pouting Hobgoblin clinging to your left arm, that's perfectly normal.

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>>14239375
>dressup collection
I thirst for dolljoints school swimsuits.

>> No.14239412

Reminder if a strange CC monster girl offers you a drink, don't accept it.

>> No.14239417
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14239417

Undead girls

>> No.14239422

>>14239296
This is quite tough for me to pick just one, but I'll go with the lovely weresheep.

>> No.14239429

>>14239417

Titania Wights

>> No.14239436

>>14239417
Them thighs tho.
>>14239429
>Titania Wights
Are Undead Fae possible? I know that KCs Dullahans fit Undead criteria. Also:
Wight Werecat
Wight Kejourou

>> No.14239438

>>14239417
Literally cold, dead meat. You'd chill yourself trying to cuddle one.

>> No.14239446

>>14239436

KC's Titania are part of the succubus family and I remember reading that there could be succubus wights so yeah it's possible.

>> No.14239449

>>14239412
But what if I want to take it?

>> No.14239452

>>14239410
I don't really like dolljoints so much, but they become pretty damn appealing when you put swimsuits on them.
Is it just because swimsuits are naturally good, or do the two things have a particular synergy together?

>> No.14239461

>>14239449
Then you'll get dizzy and your head will fall into that CC's lap. What happens when you wake up depends on the CC you took the drink from.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

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>>14239452
I dunno, I love both separately and together.

>> No.14239465

>>14239446
Pretty much anything can become a Wight if resurrected as an undead and gains enough energy.

>> No.14239468

>>14239461
>Chimaera
Eh. I can accept it.

>> No.14239469

>>14239412
I don't drink so I'm safe from monstergirl cakes.

;_;

>> No.14239475

>>14239469
Then start drinking.

>> No.14239477

>>14239461
>Girtablilu
Kind of seems fitting she would do that.

>> No.14239480

>>14239461
>Jinko
Oh sweet lord

>> No.14239488

>>14239461
>CC Succubus
I'd probably wake up tied to a bed somewhere, possibly no longer a virgin.

>> No.14239493

>>14239436
Every monster can be revived as at least one kind of undead.

>> No.14239495

>>14239461

>Alp

Fuck no

>> No.14239501

>>14239475
Nope

>> No.14239505

>>14239461
>Medusa

Her hair looks lovely. I wish to headpat it.

>> No.14239514

>>14239461
>blue oni

Oh boy....

>> No.14239528

>>14239310
>this is not my beautiful house
>this is not my beautiful wife
>how did I get here?
SAME AS IT EVER WAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98AJUj-qxHI

>> No.14239529

>>14239495
I'll take the CC Alp!

>> No.14239542

>>14239461
>Demon Lord
no, please no.

>> No.14239543

>>14239461
CC

>> No.14239556
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14239556

Aftyn here, rising from the dust and ashes once more

Hey, guess what I made, just for those that still remember
http://pastebin.com/BHs0z2Rm

Sorry for the lateness of updates but...life I suppose

And here is Luz Nineti, pudding following next.

>> No.14239563

>>14239461
that one time I was at a party in college and woke up the next afternoon not being able to remember anything from after about 10pm
>I think you got roofie'd or something, man

good thing my roommates kept me from getting raped in the butthole I guess

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>>14239556

Sorry if it's short as well, had other things to work on.

Its pudding.

>> No.14239568

>>14239556
No fucking way.

>> No.14239572

>>14239556
and i thought you droped it for good

>> No.14239581

>>14239556
>>14239564
>EMG oriented furryshit
I think /a/ might be more appreciative of this.

>> No.14239594

Paradox translation when

>> No.14239613

>>14239556
Does this hold the record for longest time between updates?

>> No.14239615

>>14239594
9 years.

>> No.14239646

>>14239556
>>14239564
Hot damn.
Nice work.

>> No.14239648

>>14239543
>CC Damphir

Phone died and Lion's distracted me.

That ass better be fat

>> No.14239665

>>14239556
Please tell me this will have more regular updates because this is fucking glorious.

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>>14239556
This slut's totally going to cheat on the MC for another guy isn't she.
The again, by poorly written and convoluted means she did the same thing with her previous boyfriend.

>> No.14239697

>>14239556
>Aftyn
Nope

>> No.14239707

>>14239556
>People are actually supporting this garbage

/mgt/ is dead.

>> No.14239713

>>14239556
>>14239564
Part two of http://pastebin.com/1eAuLeFS when?

>> No.14239721

>>14239707
People supported and still like worse.

>> No.14239730

>>14239721
Encouraging nigger behavior like in >>14239556
is much worse.

>> No.14239731

>>14237737
I'm linking this again because I'm not sure it was seen earlier.

>>14239296
Big Boss Salamander.

>> No.14239737

>>14239707
/mgt/ rarely has OC anymore, would you rather have thread long shitstorms instead? Of course people are going to be happy that an older story is getting attention again.

>> No.14239738

>>14239730
I was just saying that people always liked shitty stories.

>> No.14239740

>>14239721
Such as?

>> No.14239744

>>14239737
>/mgt/ rarely has OC anymore
Ehhhh.

>> No.14239748

>>14239737
I'd rather have shitstorms than have that garbage get any attention again.

I hope Aftyn gets murdered.

>> No.14239754

>>14239748
How is it "garbage"?

>> No.14239755

>>14239740
Bob's stories, stories with NTR, mindbreak and similar things.

>> No.14239762

>>14239755
But those things are generally hated here.

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>>14239748

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14239765

someone's liking things I don't like again
I better post to correct them!

>> No.14239772

>>14239765
People are free to post that they don't like a story, just like others are free to post that they do like it. I don't know what you're whining about.

>> No.14239773

>>14239762
But I've seen people defending it because "It's a special case this time, honest!" or "Your taste is shit, stop complaining about thing you don't like!" Or any other excuse.

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14239784

>>14239765
Someone's disliking things I like again.
I better post to correct them!

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14239789

>all this cc talk
/mgt/ confirmed for excellent taste.

also wip

>> No.14239792

>>14239789
I'm surprised by how much your facial structures have improved within a short amount of time.

>> No.14239793

>>14239789
I can hear the 'ara ara's already.

>> No.14239796

>>14239789
>That Kraken's face
I want to get taken home by her.

>> No.14239802

>>14239789
Is the Demon going to have black sclera for the final version?

>> No.14239803

>>14239792
I think he's still got a way to improve, especially when it comes to perspective shots of the face. Take a look at the kraken's right eye, for example.

But he has improved vastly.

>> No.14239818

>>14239803
I really love seeing improvement over time, like those images on pixiv where artists compare their progress per year.

Seeing a guy go from drawing at a deviantart 5 minutes in paint level to being good enough to do covers for a monthly manga really something.

>> No.14239834

>>14239789
It beats the disturbing thought of an Alp dancing to 'Goodbye Horses'

>> No.14239851

>>14239834
I want a dancing CC alp!

>> No.14239853

>>14239793
>[muffled ara ara's in the distance]

>> No.14239859

>>14239789
How old does a Lich have to be before she's considered CC? 2500 years?

>> No.14239863

>>14239748
>I'd rather shitpost than people not throw a fit about minor things
Okay.

>> No.14239876

>>14239859
Depends what you base it on, her time as a Lich or how old she was before she became one.

>> No.14239887
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14239887

>>14234769

>> No.14239890

>>14239863
It's one person, and he comes to a thread he doesn't like and throws shitposts around about why he doesn't like monster girls

I wager he would sit in a McDonalds without buying anything shouting that their food is greasy and shitty then blame the staff for being the problem when they ask him to leave

>> No.14239894
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14239894

>>14239887
MOFU MOFU!

>> No.14239895
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14239895

>>14239859
I think that's a little much. Maybe a thousand years?

How long would it take for the novelty of life to start to wind down for an immortal being?
Your mid twenties is when you start to settle down, I suppose. So how long until you start to settle down into eternity?

>> No.14239903

>>14239792
th-thanks, y-you too
>>14239802
that's the plan, although it might remain a cleaned up sketch. idk we'll see.
>>14239803
for sure, i definitely need to go back in to study mode soon. I appreciate the crit man, thanks!

>> No.14239904

Okay I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna walk down a beach full of CC monster girls wearing only my swimming trunks.

>> No.14239909

>>14239887
>>14239894
>literally just puff balls with a tailpussy and Manticore head attached
At least Wocks have places you can stick your penis in, and they can even grow into actual Jabberwocks.

>> No.14239916
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14239916

>>14239903
You're a good drawfag.
I want to see you keep going, just to see how much better you get.

>> No.14239918

>>14239909
Wocks are evil! Pure evil! Do not dick them!

>> No.14239925
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14239925

>>14239918
Sorry, I must refuse.

>> No.14239931

>>14239909
Are you implying they can't grow into actual Manticores? If anything, they'll be Manticores with a thicker mane than usual.

>> No.14239946

>>14239925
I want to poke that belly.

>> No.14239956

>>14239894
I like to think that Mofucores are like fruits that grow from a Manticore Tree.
Their tails are like stems attaching them to the branches of the tree, and when they start out, they're just a small ball of undeveloped fur, like the down birds have before they grow feathers.
When they're fully grown, they drop from the tree and scamper around in the grass, hunting mice to survive.

>> No.14239960
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14239960

>>14239731
>>14237737
MGC has succesfully received your application and added it to the waiting list.

There's some other profiles ahead of you, but let's see if I can get things started again this week.

>>14238842
MGC Maid Central did unfortunately not spot your post the other day. The Kobold tasked with sniffing out MGC Maid Central related posts has been reprimanded and will only receive two instead of three headpats today.

Regarding your question: MGC Maid Central keeps it's own database to ensure that it can easily keep track of all listed applications.
Therefore the saddening demise of the old archive has not affected MGC Maid Central.

We do highly appreciate your effort in securing the applications regardless of it's own database.
Please enjoy yourself a nice piece of cake at your local maid central and feel free to bring a (preferably single) friend!

>> No.14239981

>>14239960
>Please enjoy yourself a nice piece of cake at your local maid central and feel free to bring a (preferably single) friend!

I fucking LOVE cake!

>> No.14239997

>>14239960
That's what I thought but I kept them to be safe, good to know you're still around and doing well.
>>14239981
Hey, that's my piece of cake! You came come along as my single friend though, I-I mean if you want.

>> No.14240022

>>14239997
Do I get cake?

>> No.14240023
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14240023

>>14239925
>>14239946
>Touch the Wock
>Y/N

>> No.14240030

>>14240023
YYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.14240031

>>14240023
Torch the Wock.

>> No.14240038

>>14239960
Oh boy, can't wait!

The maid profiles are always pleasant surprises.

>> No.14240044

>>14240023
Would a caress suffice?

>> No.14240047

>>14240023
Y

Touch the wock everywhere

>> No.14240049

>>14240023
So many raspberries will be blown on that tummy.

>> No.14240056

>>14239417
Ghoul lamia, she wraps you up in her coils before preceding to give you the best blowjob ever.

>> No.14240057
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14240057

>>14240023
> you will never be wockjobbed

>> No.14240065

>>14240057
i'd rather be wubwub'd by a jubjub. she can twerk in my lap

>> No.14240068

>>14240023
Y.
Touch the Wock
Kiss the Wock
Impregnate the Wock.

>> No.14240069

>>14240065
>twerk
No anon, no.

>> No.14240080

>>14240069
my bad. she can do something more appropriate then.

>> No.14240081

>>14240057
Oh, OK hold on, which emotion am I supposed to feel? Is the feeling supposed to be the Lickitung blankly licking the Pikachu, or the Pikachu unfortunately and shockingly being licked by the Lickitung? I don't know what to feel.

>> No.14240086

>>14240023
I want to grab her poochy belly and shake it all around while she blushes and stammers about not having a chance to go jobbing lately and slaps at my hands.

>> No.14240100
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14240100

>>14234845
I would't just fuck the monster, I'd fuck it to death

>> No.14240122

>>14240081
I think the Pikachu, given the filename.

>> No.14240127

>>14240044
>>14240049
>>14240086
I want to love and cuddle a monster girl with a tubby belly!

>> No.14240131

What if Kudelia was a monster girl?

>> No.14240152

>>14240131
Who?

>> No.14240165

>>14239713

Its on my long list of things to do that I'll get around eventually.

I'm working on another Laska thing, and the Halloween contest is up, and my schedule is pretty busy lately, but I'll try and find time for it

>> No.14240168

>>14240152
The new Gundam princess with an absolutely dynamite set of hips and none of that stupid pacifist bullshit.

>> No.14240171
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14240171

Monstergirls in wedding dresses

>> No.14240184

>>14240171
Minotaurs in wedding dresses.

>> No.14240185

>that breastfeeding /ss/ portion of Daki Demon
More Alex and Eris when?

>> No.14240187

>>14240168
She's pretty moe too

>> No.14240192

>>14240168
You mean in a "Violence is necessary in some cases, so when it comes to it, it must be done"" sense, or in a "Burn, torture, rape, kill!" sense?

>> No.14240196

I want to be a tentacle worn as clothing by my Baphomet daughteru while fucking the hell out of her and a few of her witch and familiar subordinates.

>> No.14240199

>>14240023
MORE! MORE CHUBBY MONSTA GALS!

>> No.14240204

>>14240196
I want to be a tentacle and to make love to my tentacle waifu and tentacle daughterus in a tentacle orgy.

>> No.14240216

>>14240192
More like a "We must advocate for peace and independence! But alas...all these poor, unfortunate soldiers dying for my sake..."

To which the MC replied:
"Bitch pls. We might be undereducated, poor, and generally worthless as human beings, but all the same, fuck you. We're fighting for our own lives; you're just in the same building."

>> No.14240222

>>14240192
The first one, and that other anon is right in that she's moe as fuck.

>> No.14240224
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14240224

>>14240131
I want Namaniku ATK to draw her at some point.
>these shitty connection errors

>> No.14240237

>>14240204
I want to have a tentacle waifu goad me on to cum buckets as a tentacle inside a human woman while she rapes her with the help of my daughterus until she becomes a monster girl.

>> No.14240240

>>14240237
Fuck off.

>> No.14240246

i want to fight crime with my childhood friend who has become a symbiote parasite slime

>> No.14240247

>>14240199
What do you even do with a chubby monster girl?

>> No.14240249
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14240249

I found something.

>> No.14240253

>>14240247
You stay in bed with them on cold days and never come out.
>>14240249
Holsts are love.

>> No.14240258

>>14240249
What do you mean, "too"?

>> No.14240262

>>14240247
Make her work out and get fit
And bone her while she is sweaty and exhausted

>> No.14240264
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14240264

>>14240237
Man, Tentacles are just the best aren't they?

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14240266

>>14239960
Oh no! The poor Kobold! At least she won't make the same mistake again.

>> No.14240267

>>14240249
I love qt cows.

>> No.14240268
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14240268

>>14240249
Dare you break the heart of an innocent farmgirl by telling her you're not interested?

>> No.14240271

>>14240268
Does she have a hick accent?

>> No.14240273

>>14240264
Seriously a favorite, minus the weird hand-replacements they have..

>> No.14240275

>>14240271
Anon you don't just fucking ask that.

Jesus man.

>> No.14240279

>>14240275
What?

>> No.14240280

Holst milk should be illegal

>> No.14240281

>>14240280
Sabbath pls

>> No.14240282

>>14240280
Agreed, Hathor Milk is superior.

>> No.14240283

>>14240279
You just don't ask a Holst about her accent for fucks sake.

>> No.14240285

>>14240280
Ban assault tailpussies!

>> No.14240286
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14240286

>>14240264
I prefer Dark Matter, considering that the large demonic energy mass effectively functions as one big, really versatile tentacle.

>> No.14240288

>>14240280
It's perfectly harmless.
>>14240283
Why not?

>> No.14240289

>>14240285
You have to admit, that much pussy is just unnecessary! It's just to much, there's no good way to justify having one of those!

>> No.14240290

>>14240288
Because it's rude as fuck.

>> No.14240296

>>14240281
Even the Sabbath promotes the softening effects of Holst Milk; the"Big tit" bit doesn't really affect them.

>> No.14240297

>>14240286
Man, the things I'd do to her. I wonder if she found a husbando yet.

>> No.14240300

Ban assault tailpussy spikes.

They're too dangerous and could severely hurt a man!

>> No.14240301
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14240301

>>14240288
Ruuude.

>> No.14240303

>>14240023
I can't wait until that's finished

>> No.14240304

>>14240290
Jeez okay.
>>14240301
Well I'm sorry. I just thought you'd sound cute with one.

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14240305

>>14239960
Thank you! Take your time on the other applications. They're kickass even if I'm not the one who requested them.

>>14240023
Spend a night with the Wock on a full moon.

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14240307

...

>> No.14240311

>>14240300
Nah, testing shows that as long as the man receives the adequate amount of tailpussy after getting hit by a spike, that it's actually beneficial for the mans overall health.

>> No.14240312

>>14240307
Anon please, don't make me want to fuck the cow's mouth again.

>> No.14240315

>>14240307
Milk the Cow! Then when you leave and she gets sad come back and give her a sugar cube for being such a good girl! Then headpats!

>> No.14240317

>>14240312
USE HER MOUTH
THEN GO SOUTH

>> No.14240319
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14240319

Hug those who insult the Demon Lord!

>> No.14240322

>>14240311
Now I'm remembering that one story about the Manticore imouto. I came buckets

>> No.14240323

>>14240305
WHAT IS THIS THING?! WHY IS IT LAUGHING?! WHY WON'T IT MOVE?! I CAN'T GET OUT!

>> No.14240324
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14240324

>>14239556
>http://pastebin.com/BHs0z2Rm
FINALLY! AFTYN YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BBEM WAITING FOR THIS!!?

Don't ever die again you piece of shit.

>> No.14240325

>>14240317
Anon no! I don't want to fuck the Holst farm again!

>> No.14240327

>>14240307
I must touch the cow.

>> No.14240334

>>14240319
The Demon Lord is a stupid poopiehead!

>> No.14240340

>>14240290
>>14240301
Are you implying that I wouldn't find her accent cute as hell?
God I have such a weakness for girls with accents.

>> No.14240341

>>14240325
But with unhappy Holsts, you get basic milk. And with basic milk, you can't surprise your waifu with Holst milk.

>> No.14240343

>>14240322
You mean this one I assume? - pastebin.com/R9MNSsy1
I did too.

>> No.14240345

>>14240341
But I don't want to give any of my waifus holst milk.

>> No.14240346

>>14240341
Happy cows make better milk.

>> No.14240349

>>14240343
>Negawalker
I wish that faggot stayed dead.

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14240355

>>14239556
"Holy fucking adverbs, Batman," Robin said profanely.

>> No.14240361

>>14240325
This honestly sounds like some poor sap being dragged to the Holst farm by the Holsts.
Why is it turning me on?

>> No.14240365

>>14240323
"You know, Indians thought cameras would steal their souls."
"In this case, they'd be right."
Hopefully I win the coin toss when I'm assigned my maid.

>> No.14240367

>>14240361
>Why is it turning me on?
Because you have shit taste.

>> No.14240368

I want to feed a hamburger to a crying holstaurus.

>> No.14240373

>>14240368
What is that supposed to accomplish since they aren't actual cows?

>> No.14240374

>>14240368
I want to fuck a Minotaur's mouth while she struggles to say cocky and act in charge.

>> No.14240375

>>14240367
Anon, are you implying you don't want to be dragged to a nice bed by a gang of amorous Holstaurs and fucked tenderly until they're all satisfied?

>> No.14240377

>>14240373
Would you be okay with eating monkey meat?

>> No.14240378

>>14240374
I want a little pygmy minotaur who I can princess carry.

>> No.14240380

>>14240377
non

>> No.14240381

>>14240345
And while that is understandable, think about other people as well. What if they want to give their waifus Holst milk?
>>14240346
This just proves my point.

>> No.14240385

>>14240378
I want a big dire Minotaur who I can pin down and fuck silly.

>> No.14240387

>>14240380
Well there you go. Also I should have said "primate meat."

>> No.14240391

>>14240385
But would you put her in a dress and call her cute despite the fact that she's all hard muscle?
Would you add a pink bow to one of her horns?

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>> No.14240397

>>14240365
Man, SOMA was a complete mindfuck, but in a philosophical way rather than the usual freaky gorefest horror way. I loved that game.

>> No.14240401

>>14240391
Yes and yes.

>> No.14240402

>>14240373
Does it matter?
I want to make a Dormouse burrito.
I want to see a leahne sidhe eating the mona lisa painting.
I want to see an ignis being giddy inside a giant grill as she's used to barbecue some tasty cuts of meat.
There is no why.

>> No.14240406

>>14240393
Wrong thread?

>> No.14240410

>>14240397
Golems who think they're people when?

>>14240401
Good man

>> No.14240411

>>14240402
>Dormouse burrito

Is this like some kinky version of sleep hotdogging or something?

>> No.14240412

>>14240385
>who I can pin down
See, that's the part I can't see happening.

>> No.14240416

>>14240402
I think you need to lay off the Matango 'shrooms.

>> No.14240418

>>14240411
No, I meant wrapping her in a comforter until she's nice and snug and helpless.

>> No.14240421

>>14240416
Fuck you, drugs are awesome.

>> No.14240423 [DELETED] 

>>14240412
Yeah, go fuck yourself.

Faggot.

>> No.14240427

>>14240421
DUDE WEED LAMO

>> No.14240429

>>14240411
>being Mr. Skeletal

>> No.14240430

>>14240427
>weed
Fucking teenagers, grow some balls and do cocaine.

>> No.14240431

>>14240418
>No, I meant wrapping her in a comforter until she's nice and snug and helpless.

So light BDSM and sleep impregnation then. Gotcha.

>> No.14240435

>>14240430
DUDE

>> No.14240437

>>14240397
I really liked it too! I'm into AI and technological immortality, and the game dealt with all of that in a extremely unnerving way. Pathos is the best possible name for that station.
SOMA has the only ending to a horror game I know of that can be improved by playing I Don't Want To Miss A Thing during a specific 35 seconds.

>>14240410
I would have a technical and philosophical conversation about how the WAU is interpreting its programming with a Golem trapped in a futuristic graphing calculator.

>> No.14240439

>>14240430
>Cocaine
>Not shooting smack right into your eyes.

>> No.14240446

>>14240439
>not snorting your father's ashes while on a two week speed bender

>> No.14240447

>>14240430
Whatever you say, Dr. Rockso

>> No.14240457

>>14240431
Honestly, I'd sit her on my lap and make her watch scary movies with me, resulting in a frightened mouse girl clinging to me all night.
>yfw she asks you to take her to the bathroom because she's too scared to go by herself

>> No.14240459

>>14239556
>http://pastebin.com/BHs0z2Rm
>Earlier ponders having not even kissed the cat
>Goes on this whole cute date and fancy dinner
>Later has her straddling his legs, baring herself to him entirely naked
>Doesn't try to kiss her
>Tells her to slip down to the floor so he can facialize her
Dis nigga's got some slightly skewed priorities.

>> No.14240460

>>14240459
Stop talking like a nigger you fucking idiot.

>> No.14240461

>>14240365
Actually just got that line a short time after...
And the coin toss bit.
I've just been playing a bit at the start of each day lately. At my end of today's session, I completed Omicron and am now in the Abyss...

>> No.14240465

>>14240460
take it easy smh fam

>> No.14240468

>>14240465
What does smh mean?

>> No.14240470

>>14240461
Oh fuck. Some of the best parts of the game in terms of story are right ahead of you. I finished the game two days ago.
When you do finish the game, stay after the credits.

>> No.14240471

>>14240468
Shaking my head

>> No.14240474

>>14240471
Ah, thanks.

>> No.14240484

My AC was broke and for a while it was fine because it was mild but now it's freezing and I'm cold. I need a Monster Girl's help. What girl besides Yeti do I need to warm up?

>> No.14240492

>>14240484
>My AC was broke
Use this as a sign to do 100 Push Ups, Sit Ups, Squats and Run 10KM every single day for 3 year

>> No.14240494

>>14240484
An Ignis is a generally good choice, also good for sex, and environmentally friendly.

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14240496

>>14240484
>salamander boss
>"IT'S TIME TO TURN UP THE HEAT!"

>> No.14240501

>>14240484
>Lava Golem
>Ignis
>Dragon
>Wyvern
>Hinezumi
>Kitsune (or any sufficient amount of fluff)
Take your pick

>> No.14240503

>>14240496
>BURN BABY!

>> No.14240505

>>14240484
Find yourself a nice Vampire.
She's not terribly warm, but she'll have a big mansion kept at the perfect temperature all year long.

>> No.14240508

>>14240494
>>14240496
>>14240501
This'll be nice until Summer rolls around. Then it'll be hell.

>> No.14240511

>>14240484
>Implying you'd actually consider anything other than a Yeti

>> No.14240512

>>14240319
Make those who oppose the Demon Lord watch her give birth

>> No.14240514
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14240514

>>14240494
Everyone should have an elemental harem.

>> No.14240519

>>14240514
But we're still missing heart!

>> No.14240520

>>14240512
I hope we never let her live that down.

>> No.14240522

>>14240484
Do you see that white paw knocking on your window and that smiling face pressed against it? It's already happening, she could sense you're cold with her antennae

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14240523

>>14240492
Watch out for insects and people messing up your house.

>> No.14240524

>>14240514
You image lacks the dark elemental.

>> No.14240525

>>14240514
But I only need three of those.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>> No.14240529

>>14240514
So is Glacies supposed to be a demi-Elemental like Lava Golems?

>> No.14240530

>>14240514
>There'll never be elementals for the four forces of nature instead
>You'll never see electromagnetism-chan as an hyperactive fuck
>You'll never see gravity-chan as a chill down-to-earth CC with tits and ass fat enough to have their own orbit
>You'll never see strong nuclear force-chan and weak nuclear force-chan as two nearly identical twins who nobody knows how to tell apart

>> No.14240531

>>14240519
>Four elementals fuse with a Dark Matter
>The world's quirkiest Succubus is born
>She is horribly lewd & craves sex at any time
>She can apply all of her powers to induce unparalleled orgasms in you
>However, she'll only fuck you if you remain environmentally conscious

>> No.14240538

>>14240514
An elemental harem would be the best. What happened to the guy writefagging an elementalist? He give up on it?

>> No.14240545

>>14240538
>Not knowing that writefags stop writing once they meme their waifus into existence

>> No.14240548

>>14240529
Yeah. I can't remember though, do you get elemental powers for fucking the Demi-Elementals? Also, since the Demi-Elementals are the result of an insufficient amount of elements bonding with Demonic Energy to try forming an Elemental, can a true Ice Elemental form in the appropriate context?

>> No.14240557

>>14240545
I'm still here. Still doing it. Masturbating aggressively to Elementals while thinking of an appropriate plot.

>> No.14240560

>>14240520
I like how even KC was weirded out by it.

>> No.14240561

>>14240557
>Masturbating aggressively
Don't do that, you might end up like that anon who really wants to fuck a Minotaur

>> No.14240562

>>14240548
>do you get elemental powers for fucking the Demi-Elementals
You don't form covenants with Demi-Elementals.
>since the Demi-Elementals are the result of an insufficient amount of elements bonding with Demonic Energy to try forming an Elemental, can a true Ice Elemental form in the appropriate context?
I don't know, sounds like something to ask KC.

>> No.14240566

>>14240561
It's to late anon, I can't stop it anymore.

>> No.14240569

>>14240566
Me either.

The Minotaurs have gotten to me and I don't think I can stop it either.

>> No.14240570

>>14240531
I helped release a sea turtle a fisherman caught, does that count?

>> No.14240579

don't do cocaine guys
it's really expensive and hard to find the good stuff

>> No.14240583

>>14240579
And the next thing you know a clown has a hand in your pants, and not the sexy kind.

>> No.14240585

>>14240583
i have never done gay stuff on cocaine
that i am aware of

>> No.14240587

>>14240579
Yeah, do fairy power instead, I heard it's way better than coke, way cheaper too! And no downsides!

>> No.14240592

>>14240585
See, that's why you shouldn't take it.

One snort too many and you make wake up one day with a missing dick and two A-cups in it's place.

>> No.14240593

>>14240579
Weenie.

>> No.14240601

>>14240587
MG drugs would be so much better than real drugs in basically every way, people jock, but the recreational drug market would crash faster than anything else when monster girls show up.

>> No.14240602

>>14240592
>>14240592

how about getting blackout drunk on tequila, crashing a bachelorette party and waking up in a motel 6 on the other side of town with the brides fat girlfriend?

ah, college

>> No.14240603

>>14240593
What kind of MG would have you sent to Weenie Hut General if it broke your pelvis?

>> No.14240606
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14240606

Visions, dreams of passion
And all the while I think of you

>> No.14240610

>>14240603
Any slime.

>> No.14240611

>>14240602
It's like that but a tad more permanent.

>> No.14240612

>be a member of the demonic empress's harem
>now you've been commanded to be the lover of one of the succubus princesses who wants to become the strategos the Empire's armies.
>when you get called to fuck the Empress, you say good things about her daughter's study of military affairs
>you don't entirely think she's suited for the job, but you expect some quid pro quo if you get the princess the position
>so you start having an affair with one of the P'orcs of the royal guard who's been annoyed at her dead-end position after a life of bashing skulls on the marches
>the P'orc guardsman had many years of campaigning success as a chieftain before and after pledging loyalty to the empress and would be a good voice of reason for the less than experienced princess
>the guardsman is receptive, but her schedule is too busy, so she's sends you her daughter with a warning that "you'd better not send her back in tears"
>So you start adding time to fuck the Porc guardsman's daughter to your busy schedule
>One day, the mother arranges an occasion to join one of your lovemaking sessions
>As you are in the process of applying your trade secrets as a member of the royal harem to the milfy Porc, the princess stumbles into your apartment in a crying mess
>The crown princess had been bullying her that she was going to be gross and dirty and a dumb soldier
>"Wait, your highness, I can explain"
>Such is life in the Imperial Harem

>> No.14240614

>>14240603
Fairy.

>> No.14240620

>>14240612
>Demonic Empress
>Having a harem

>> No.14240626

>>14240612
I bet you take dick in the ass.

>> No.14240628

>>14240612
>harem
Nope

>> No.14240637

>>14240612
>he wants to be part of a harem
Fuck that noise.

>> No.14240645

>>14240612
>be a member of...harem
I usually at least give people a chance, but no.
No.

>> No.14240650

>>14240626
tentacles and my waifu's strap-on, only.

>> No.14240651
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14240651

Accept the love of Undead Horse Pussy Kingdom!

Not affiliated with regular Horse Pussy Kingdom for they are crass and offensive.

>> No.14240656
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14240656

Alps

>> No.14240657 [SPOILER] 
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14240657

>>14240650

i like you
keep posting

>> No.14240659

>>14240651
And I'm horse fucker Magoo, sure hope two tons of horse ass don't come stomping into my basement.

>> No.14240660
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14240660

>>14240651
But a live horse pussy is warm and cute when it's awkward

>> No.14240663

>>14240620
>>14240626
>>14240628
>>14240637
>>14240645
>harem of husbands

I can only imagine the following
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>> No.14240666

>>14240657
lucky bloke.

>> No.14240667

>>14240651
Just write about the Horsepussy Kingdom already you fucking cocktease.

>> No.14240669

>>14240663
They would all be anime stereotypes

>> No.14240674

>>14240669
>They're all dense harem MC stereotype
She gets what she deserves for having a harem.

>> No.14240677

>>14240669
You are now imagining the Pillar Men acting as kingmakers by having affairs with the right monstergirls in the imperial court

>> No.14240678
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14240678

>>14240656
castsune butts!

>> No.14240679

>>14240651
I refuse.

I want to live in the Cow Pussy Kingdom and rape all of the unmarried Minotaurs!

>> No.14240681

>>14240656
Th-That's a serious Alp, love that suit

>> No.14240682

>>14240679
Minotaurs are eh, in my book, but I appreciate your ambition.

>> No.14240684

>>14240663
awaken, my benis

>> No.14240685

does anyone have a link to the original comic, preferably imgur. I can't find that shit anywhere

>> No.14240689

>>14240656
>Those lips
>That blush
>Those eyes
Fuck it, moving Alps up by 1
Never hated them anyhow

>> No.14240690

>>14240651
Undead Horse Pussy Kingdom is filled with ara-ara's?

>> No.14240693

>>14239556
Nice, when we gonna rip out the boyfriend's heart?

>> No.14240695

>>14240681
it's not an alp, it's a character from PSO2 who's a corrupted space elf.

>> No.14240697

>>14240693
Edgy as fuck.

As expect of an NTRfag

>> No.14240698

>>14240656
Is that really supposed to be an alp or is this form some game?

>> No.14240701

>>14240698
>>14240689
>>14240656
See
>>14240695

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14240702

>>14240697
Stay salty romancefag.

>> No.14240703

>>14240690
>Hecarim
>Ara ara
I'd say she's more of a "WAAAARRRRGH!"

>> No.14240704

>>14240656
Why is a stick figure flying around with two swords in it's hands in the background?

>> No.14240706

>>14240695
>corrupted space elf
That's close enough to an Alp for me. Where does the dick go in her?

>> No.14240707

>>14240702
How does it feel to be more obnoxious than a nigger and spic combined?

>> No.14240709

>>14240695
>Corrupted space Elf
This does not change where the dick is being inserted

>> No.14240713

>>14240707
Your tears are delicious.

>> No.14240715

>>14240702
Having your cervix poked is extremely painful.

>> No.14240716
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14240716

A comfy apophis drawing by .less

grepsnek olev

>> No.14240719

>>14240715
No shit.

>> No.14240720

>>14240715
Don't tell that to hentai artists.

>> No.14240722

>>14240713
Anger and disgust do not induce crying, Anon.

>> No.14240723

Would MG-verse ISIS be the beta uprising?

>> No.14240724

>>14240695
>corrupted space elf.
That's basically what an Alp is anyway, so same difference.

>> No.14240726

>>14240716
God I love comfy pictures like these
>No steam coming from the mug
Except when you DO IT WRONG

>> No.14240727

>>14240719
>>14240720
I sometimes think none of them have actually had sex before.

>>14240716
Well shit, this is nice.

>> No.14240729

>>14240723
The what?

>> No.14240730
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14240730

>brash, buff Centaur develops a fixation on a young, up-and-coming violinist that just arrived in her kingdom
>puts on an effort to wear formal attire in order to look presentable at each of his concerts, despite the fact her muscles and breasts strain the fabric
>weens herself off of alcohol in order to better approach the object of her affections
>has to deter other potential monstergirl suiters using intimidation tactics
How does that sound?

>> No.14240731

>>14240723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2iWz-s5TA

>> No.14240732

>>14240715
She's not human though.

>>14240722
>and he still mewls thinking anyone gives a shit
Bye

>> No.14240733

>>14240723
You mean the radical faction?

>> No.14240735

>>14240727
I'm very sure there's a few that have.

But then again, Japanese people.

>> No.14240738

>>14240716
What the fuck is up with her expression?

>> No.14240740

>>14240733
Oh yeah, the semen demons.

>> No.14240741

>>14240723
MG ISIS would probably be Amazons.

>> No.14240743

>>14240723
>Dirty ISIS
>Not glorious Men of Qassam, Defenders of Palestine
Get better taste in Jihadists, fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRhn0qqQsY

>> No.14240744

>>14240729
It's an /r9k/ thing

>> No.14240745

>>14240738
She just spotted a Pharaoh two blocks down

>> No.14240747

>>14240727
You should read the monzetsu series.

>> No.14240748

>>14240702
Don't you have viagra commercials to fap to?

>> No.14240749

>>14240738
>MFW no husbando
Probably.

>> No.14240751

>>14240748
Anon don't engage him.

>> No.14240752

>>14240732
>Bye
Are you going somewhere?

>> No.14240757

>>14240748
>>14240752
Stop responding to him.

>> No.14240758

>>14240738
Her husband died in a car-crash on a rainy day.

>> No.14240760

>>14240743
>not posting the best music to Jihad to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfDi6nb4H8

>> No.14240762

>>14240757
It's fun though.
You're right, I'm sorry.

>> No.14240767

>>14240747
I have. The stuff of nightmares, man. None of that would be even remotely enjoyable.

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14240768

>>14240760
>instruments in a nasheed
LITERALLY
HARAM

>> No.14240769

>>14240716
.less is back! Holy shit I've missed you! God, where've you been? It's been so long, I really missed you, glad to see you're back! Love ya buddy, never leave us like that again, OK? You're the best.

>> No.14240771

>>14240733
A faction of what? Involuntary celibates, even in MGverse

>> No.14240776

>>14240769
>there are people that dickride .less this hard

>> No.14240777

>>14240730
Monstergirls trying to romance humans properly is always cute.

>> No.14240779

>>14240769
God damn it, someone let the fanboy out of his room again
See, I told you that Anon would sleep on the job. I told you

>> No.14240782

>>14240730
I hope she wins over that cute young boy.

>> No.14240783

>>14240769
Stop sucking his dick so hard.

>> No.14240785

>>14240771
It's Druella's faction.

>> No.14240789

>>14240768
>not getting your Islamic disco on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfLkh4aZQPg

wahabbi/10 tbh fam

>> No.14240791

>>14240716
His coloring's gotten really good.

>> No.14240800

>>14240716
Bit of a 1000-yard stare going on, but very nice otherwise.

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14240802

>>14240716
>>14240738
>My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
>I got out of bed at all
>The morning rain clouds up my window
>And I can't see at all
>Even if I could, it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
>It reminds me that it's not so bad
>It's not so bad.

>> No.14240803

>>14240716
>tfw no husbando

>> No.14240806

>>14240777
Call me old fashioned, but not only do I think that Monstergirls trying to romance humans properly is cute as well, but it's my preferred way to be asked out by a Monstergirl.Regardless of what kind they are.

>> No.14240809

>>14240716
>when it's not his shitty OC it's monsters we've already seen over and over again
Bravo .<.

>> No.14240810

>>14240800
that's the point

>> No.14240811

>>14240789
>not listening to the ISIS boyband theme song of the decade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fehLYL4CCs

>> No.14240814

>>14240785
>the United Succubutts of America does not have an effective response against the Beta Uprising in Iraq and the Levant
>critics point that the previous actions of the USA, which is to say fucking them, merely hardened the hearts of those who would be become the Beta Uprising

>> No.14240817

>>14240809
This being said, when are we gonna see art of Ghoul greedily licking her arm sopping with blood.
There's some kinkiness to it that cannot be satisfied otherwise.

>> No.14240818

>>14240716
>Leaning against a window
>On a really really high building floor
How can anyone not NOPE out of that shit?

>> No.14240820

>>14236861
thanks anon I just got home from work and I see someone made cute art of my stupid greentext
>today sucked but now I'm not so sure

>> No.14240821

>>14240810
I'm assuming there's a story to go with that image, then? Otherwise, I'm afraid I don't follow.

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>>14240806
Call me old fashioned, but still believe there's only one true god, and she lives in this castle, and she lets people watch her give birth

>> No.14240829

>>14240767
Where's your suspension of disbelief? I' be with you if it was straight up guro but, eh. There was one that made me cringe, but stuff like that is minimal.

>> No.14240830
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14240830

>>14240825
>and she lets people watch her give birth

We are not doing this again.

>> No.14240832

>>14240825
>and she lets people watch her give birth
What?

>> No.14240834

>>14240830
Yes we are.

>> No.14240835
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14240835

>>14240777
>you will never be romanced by a recently settled-down Valkyrie
>she will never sit you in her lap while regaling tales of her time in the army, along with stories involving other Valkyries and their Einherjars
>she will never wrap you in her wings and drink spiced hot cocoa with you during a chilly winter day

>> No.14240836

>>14240806
I'm just imagining a monstergirl asking a human out on a date and him saying yes.
Her reaction is to stay calm and set up plans but once she's home, she goes rolls around hugging her pillow and squealing.

>> No.14240837

>>14240811
>news reports of monstergirls, young and old, heading to the Middle East for a chance to meet the heartthrob Beta Uprising singer Abu Ali
>[deep concern intensifies]

>> No.14240838

>>14240835
>sit you in her lap
What are you a shota?

>> No.14240842

>>14240832
Don't ask.

>>14240834
No we're really not.

>> No.14240844

>>14240832
A curious Japanese man asked KC this question
>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?
Even Japan and Speedwagon were afraid

>> No.14240845

>>14240838
Maybe she happens to be very tall and muscular?
Not that I'd mind getting /ss/'d by a Valkyrie, but still.

>> No.14240846

>>14240811
>not listening the ISIS all time platinum hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4oDhHEM9Q

>> No.14240847

>>14240726
While I normally hate the fuck out of petty and demanding comments like this, I have to agree that it would look much cosier with a steamy mug.

>> No.14240851

>>14240846
>composer got killed in a freedom strike
fucking rip

>> No.14240852

>>14240023
I want to hang out with that wock and rest my head on her tummy like a pillow and neet it out like >>14239925

tubby neet girls are the best

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14240854

>>14240748
Not necessary.

>> No.14240858

>>14240726
I lied, the coffee is cold

>> No.14240859

>>14240817
There needs to be more Ghoul fanart.

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14240862

>>14240858
Fuck outta here.

>> No.14240866

>>14240836
This sounds great man, I want this to happen to me and watch her reactions to me saying yes, after taking a long time to build up the courage to ask me out.

>> No.14240872

>>14240845
>you will never be a shrimp
Thank God.

>> No.14240874
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14240874

>>14240836

Wish I had a gif of one of the many examples of that trope in anime, but this is the closest I could find.

Although I imagine if she were in the CC age bracket, it would be less rolling around and more picking out baby names.

>> No.14240876

>>14240866
Would you want to see her faint with a big goofy smile on her face the first time you give her a kiss on the cheek?
No matter what monstergirl I imagine in this scenario it doesn't stop being adorable.
Except, y'know. Matango, Humpty Egg, and the furries.

>> No.14240877

>>14240716
>that haunted expression
She killed a poor sap by feeding him too much venom didn't she?

>> No.14240882

>>14240876
What's wrong with humpty egg?

>> No.14240884

>>14240882
what isnt wrong with humpty egg

>> No.14240885

>>14240877
Or maybe she's just sad.

>> No.14240886

>>14240877
She looks more like she's thinking "God I'm lonely". Poor thing probably devoted her entire life to her work to afford that place, but she's got no-one to share it with.

>> No.14240887

>>14240877
Mamonomana

>> No.14240890

>>14240882
welll, mainly the fact that they're literally a lust obsessed slime fetus who will cement you in place if you try and escape.

other than that they're fine, hell I'd even keep one around just for slime jelly harvesting, eat a bit of it before sexy time and either baste your waifu like a turkey or fill her up like a balloon.

>> No.14240891

>>14240882
Who the fuck is going to waifu a literal baby?
Lolicon is one thing, but Humpty Egg is a whole other level of fucking wrong.

>> No.14240895

So what happens when you get sucked to some third-world monstergirl land with no technology or running water.

Best odds, you fuckers would die of dysentery or broken limbs.

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>> No.14240897

>>14240876
Yes, I would want this to happen good sir, Monstergirls with big goofy smiles on their faces are always cute. I want this to happen scene to happen with a chubby Monstergirl for extra effect. After she faints from our kiss, I want to carry her to my house, tuck her into bed, and cuddle with her s when she wakes up, she gets the cutest possible surprise ever.

>> No.14240898

>>14240891
It's not like they stay babies, profile pic is misleading too.

>> No.14240899

>>14240895
Depends on how many men there are. if there's only a few of them, I can easily whore myself out.

>> No.14240900
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14240900

>>14240836
>>14240874
>big girls that get too flustered when attempting to give a confession letter

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14240907

>>14240802
>>14240726
>>14240847
maximum comfy mode engaged

>> No.14240913

>>14240882
Some people just can't get past stupid shit. It's a shame, they are pretty cool.

>> No.14240919

>>14240913
>stupid shit
elaborate

>> No.14240920

>>14240897
You're about to hear an "Awawawawawawawa" that would make a Wendigo proud as her face turns redder than an Oni.
Unless she is an Oni, in which case her blush is going to make her swear she was fading into the ultraviolet spectrum.

>>14240900
>That one doujin Kloah did with her.
>"That girl... She keeps going on and on about you..."
>Seaport panicking in the background.
Why are the Abyssals so good?

>> No.14240923

>>14240896
I want to impregnate a MG and dote on her

>> No.14240927

>>14240919
I'm guessing her being a literal fetus is just a minor detail for him.

>> No.14240929

>>14240738

Looks like she's seen some shit, to me.

>> No.14240931

>>14240927

I'm pro choice
aborted chicken fetus

>> No.14240933

>>14240927
IT'S AWWWWWWRIGHT!

>> No.14240938

>>14240907
Looks better

>> No.14240942

>>14240920
>Why are the Abyssals so good?
They're visually appealing compared to the ships.

>> No.14240944

>>14240927
Well, slimes can have sex from the moment they're born, and she does have a mind.

>> No.14240948
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14240948

>>14240942
Ayyyy fuck you buddy.

>> No.14240950

>>14240592
>missing dick
>two A cups in its place
Why did the doctor give me crotch tits?

>> No.14240952

>>14240896
Oh
Whoops
My bad

>> No.14240953

>>14240950
You know what I mean Anon.

Don't drink heavily/do drugs lest you wind up an alp or married to some girl you don't like.

>> No.14240957
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14240957

>>14240952

Will you take picname, anon?

>> No.14240958

>>14240920
Yes, this is so cute and sweet, this just makes me want to cuddle her harder and give her headpats. I also like the idea of her being a red oni, as blushing muscular Monstergirls are always cute in my book. After are cuddling session, I want to invite her to swim with me, only to see her be hesitant because she thinks her bodies not pretty enough, even though I think she looks absolutely beautiful.

>> No.14240970

>>14240948
Hold on now, I didn't necessarily say that the shipgirls were shit.
I've even accrued various /ss/ and lactation oriented pictures involving Atago, Takao, and Kaga in that regard.

>> No.14240973

>>14240907
Now you're comfy with style

>> No.14240974

>>14240957
But that test isn't even positive.

>> No.14240976

>>14240957
Wellllll...
I guess
But only if I get to name it

>> No.14240979

>>14240891
>>14240898
Saying a Humpty Egg is a baby is like saying a Golem built 5 minutes ago is a baby

>> No.14240983

>>14240970
>/ss/ and lactation
Shit taste.

>> No.14240988

>>14240957
She has the eyes of the Flatwoods monster, holy shit.

>> No.14240989

>>14240983
While I disagree with you, I wholeheartedly respect your opinion.

>> No.14240991
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>>14240957

>> No.14240993

Anon, think of your vidya waifu.

Now think of what she'd be as an MG.

Post the results and laugh at each others shit taste or just call me autistic.

I'll start us off with Severa and Medusa.

>> No.14240994

>>14240983
I disagree with you and don't respect your opinion.

>> No.14240996

>>14240656
this is maidoll right

>> No.14240997

>>14240948
The fuck, I've tried to delete this twice but no go. Ah well.

Better pics.
http://imgur.com/a/iinuM

>> No.14240998

>>14240991
Whoah shit, is that the MiB?

>> No.14241001

>Go to the grocery store to buy more sticky mushroom
>Come back home to darkness
>The lights won't turn on
>She did it again
>Go to the bathroom
>Raiju in the bathtub along with a plugged hair dryer
>You were out for just 10 minutes

The struggles of having an electric weasel waifu

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>>14240988

Flatwoods monster always makes me think of the aliens from Majoras Mask. Man, that was some pretty tense shit.

>>14240993

She is already a MG.

>> No.14241007

>>14240958
Would you want her to start opening up to you as you continue dating, to the point where she becomes more and more relaxed around you?
Would you surprise her one day after a date by getting down on one knee as she starts blushing and breathing heavily when she realizes what you're doing?
Would you look her dead in the eyes on your wedding day and say with more certainty than anything else in your life "I do."?
Would you tenderly take her virginity that night as she moans and cries tears of joy while blushing, holding you close, and telling you she loves you?
Would you hold her sweaty hand as she gasps for breath after giving birth to a pair of beautiful twin sisters?
Would you stay with her for the rest of your lives, a happy and loving couple with a bond so pure and loving it would make a Unicorn blush?
Would you wait for her after you die of old age so you can cross the river in Charon's boat together?
Would you lock hands with her when she appears and sit down in the boat, your souls taking the shape of the both of you during the best years of your life and spend the rest of eternity together happy in the afterlife?

>> No.14241008

>>14240896
that better be a monster girl daughteru and human sonu twins or I'm going to be slightly upset!

>> No.14241010

>>14240993
>Anon, think of your vidya waifu.
What if you don't have a "vidya" waifu? I mean

>Being a seasonalfag

>> No.14241011

>>14240993
Tharja-Lich
Selphie-Kesaran

>> No.14241012

>>14240988
Flatwoods Monstergirl when?
She could totally work as a floating Alraune subspecies.

>> No.14241013

>>14241001
Consider investing in a cattle prod.

>> No.14241016

>>14240693
They're already pretty well broken up.

I am at least expecting some serious salt at some point. Shit like "What, we broke up and you hopped on the neighbour's dick the next day? Bitch." or something thereabouts. Should be fun.

>> No.14241017

>>14240993
>Naoto
Crow Tengu?

>>14241005
Was going to post her too, good taste anon.

>> No.14241018

>>14240993
>Tali'zorah
What monstergirls would Quarians be anyway?

>> No.14241019

>>14240996
Yes

>> No.14241021

>>14240997
Takao looks lovely in that lingerie.

>> No.14241022

>>14240716
This image is pretty comfy. Only thing that could possibly improve it is maybe a bit of candlelight?

I just find the sound of rain falling against a window like that to be so relaxing. Getting to curl up with an MG like that...heavenly.

>> No.14241023

>>14240993
>vidya waifu
The fuck?

>> No.14241025
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>>14240991
She would be able to escape if she leveled up with more tails. Everyone knows more kitsune tails means more power.

>> No.14241026

>>14241013
How would that work anyway? Would she shove the prod in her cooch or what?

>> No.14241027

>>14240993
my waifu's already a MG tho.

>> No.14241028 [SPOILER] 
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>>14240998
Nothing to worry about, they're just helping her plan for the baby. If you'd take a look at this image, it has some links that can give you some tips on childcare.

>> No.14241030
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>>14241025
Just don't be like Quill and go overboard.

>> No.14241031

>>14240907
Looks better...but what's up with her nose?

>> No.14241032

>>14241013
You can do all manner of things with her that you could never do with a normal girl.
>Shove a stun baton up her ass
>Taze her on her clit
>Hook a car battery up to her nipples

>> No.14241033

>>14241028
Why did Eddie Murphy just flash me?

>> No.14241035

>>14241022
I want to lay with a Yeti in front of a crackling fireplace as snow falls softly outside

>> No.14241039

>>14241018

I've always really liked Tali. Her fanbase is pretty silly, but she's wonderful.

>>14241017

Thanks dude, you too.

>> No.14241040

>>14241007
The answer to all those questions is resounding Yes. Of course I would do all of those things for her, I love every part of her and she love every part of me. We get along so well and being with her in the afterlife would make both of us the happiest couple in the afterlife.

>> No.14241041

>>14241030
it's fiiine, having 10 tails is the hip new thing, especially with the new models designed to train your ass into a 5 star shirimanko

>> No.14241045

>>14241032

you don't know about electro-stim stuff do you?

zeuselectrosex com

>> No.14241046

>>14240993
>Noel
Already technically a golem.
.less drew her as a cat.
I think she'd be pretty good as a cockatrice. Who can spontaneously transform into a dragon.

>>14241011
>Tharja-Lich
That'd be amazing too.

>>14241017
>Naoto
>Crow Tengu
.less drew Shadow Naoto as a cat girl, but I agree Crow Tengu would be more fitting. Alternatively, an Anubis.

>>14241018
>What monstergirls would Quarians be anyway?
Well, they already fit into the niche as far as aliens go. But I think they're supposed to be lizard-like? So you could enhance those traits if you wanted?

>> No.14241048

>>14241039
Ah , a fellow Tali lover too, my nigga. She is incredibly cute and her fanbase from what I've seen of it, is the best kind of silly you can have.

>> No.14241052
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>>14240993
She already fits MG criteria.

>> No.14241053

>>14241045
>Implying stuff safe enough for pleasurable human use is enough for an electricity elemental.

Step it up, Sempai, before your waifu sends you off to the Alpmakers for being a lame duck in bed.

>> No.14241055

>>14241033
Because you're a robot, and he hates robots.

>> No.14241068

>>14241039
Tali awakened my fetishes for tight clothing, accents, hips and asses.
The fact that she's a fun character and one of my more useful party members only made me love her more.

>>14241046
And now I can't help but imagine a wide hipped, russian accented dragon with an affinity for technology and skintight spandex.
Help, my boner won't go away.

>> No.14241069

>>14241046
A flat dragon

>>14241048
>>14241039
B-brothers?

>> No.14241070

>>14240993
>vidya waifu.

>> No.14241071

>>14241069
United in our love of the best girl from Mass Effect.

>> No.14241073

>>14241068
Oh now I'm imagining it too anon.

I think I could punch a hole in my desk with this erection of mine.

Tali best girl.

>> No.14241085

>>14241005
>Flatwoods monster always makes me think of the aliens from Majoras Mask. Man, that was some pretty tense shit.
That was pretty much exactly what they were. Japan has a weird obsession with them.

>> No.14241088

>>14241068

>one of my more useful party members

Agreed. I used the drone quite a bit on my insanity run, a few seconds of distraction is all you need sometimes. Also having her or Garrus remove an enemy's shields so you can pop a headshot for a clean kill is pretty much the best feeling.

Man, I love me some space pussy.

>> No.14241092

>>14241068
PRW?

>> No.14241095

>>14241068
You know I agree with you so much. Tail has nice hips, a nice but, and one of the sexiest accents I've ever heard. I also agree that's shes a lot of fun to be around and is incredibly useful to have on your team.

>> No.14241097

>>14241069
>A flat dragon
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>14241071
Tail is best ME, definitely.

>>14241068
>And now I can't help but imagine a wide hipped, russian accented dragon with an affinity for technology and skintight spandex.
Oh now that is spectacular. Good thought anon.

>> No.14241098

>>14241092
Speaking about writefags, Thunderbrother you git, we're overdue for more plump Tanuki lovin'.

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14241100

I wonder if the yellow parts are noticeably bioluminescent when you turn off the lights

>> No.14241107

>>14241098
I'm going to assume you're out of the loop and not a heartless cunt. He's having some family troubles. Relative has cancer, if I remember correctly. Pray for him, man.

>> No.14241111

>>14241071
Yep, can't agree with you folks more, Tali is the best Mass effect girl. Shes quirky, cute, sweet, smart, sexy, a fighter, useful party member,and a overall solid character I always enjoy being with.

>> No.14241116

>Commissioning artist
>She sends me screenshot sketch of mine with other sketches in the background
>Recognize the other sketches as someone from these threads
It's a small world after all. Would Alice's like if I sang that song to them or would they start pouting?

>> No.14241121

>>14241116
Has he drawn in these threads before?

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>>14239755
>>14239762
>>14239773
>People still hating on Bob
>People still hating on mindbreak
>People still hating on NTR It deserves it so fucking hard, unlike the other two
Almost makes me glad I never wrote anything that made the thread pissed off like Truckercore. Irrelevance is its own gift.

>> No.14241127

>>14241121
The artist I'm commissioning? It's the same artist that made the Miiafag's latest daki.

>> No.14241129

>>14241122
>Liking any of those

>> No.14241131
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>>14241122
>Bob not getting everything he deserves
I'm dying over here.

>> No.14241133

>>14240470
Well, decided to try playing a bit more.

Got to Tau. I wish I hadn't gotten to Tau. What is up with this corrupted Power Suit?!

>> No.14241135

>>14241122
Fuck off Bollocks.

>> No.14241136

>>14241088
She and Garrus were my A team. Carried me through all three games.
Garrus absolutely wrecks the final boss of ME1 if you give him a good sniper with explosive rounds. Just sap down Saren's shields with Tali's help and watch the magic.

>>14241092
Nope. I'm not a writefag.

>> No.14241138
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14241138

I'm tired, what monster girl would rub your stomach and help you fall asleep?

What monster girl would you want to rub their stomach while they fell asleep? Would you rather rub flat stomachs, hard abs, or tubby bellies?

>> No.14241140

>>14240023
Even for an animu side mouth that one seems really shifted to the right of her face.

>> No.14241142

>>14241136
While I agree Tali and Garrus are the best team to take you through the entire series...Literally everything in 1 can and will be dealt with using Radiation Rounds.

>> No.14241145

>>14241138
I'd rather have a big strong monstergirl stroking my hair while I fall asleep.

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>>14241100
>He doesn't want his waifu-maid to be bio-luminescent so that she can double as a night light and watch you sleep since she doesn't require it
>Or as a way to defend yourself from her on the full moon since you could see her "lights" from across the hall
>People still haven't realized Shoggoths are the best Slimes next to Dark

>>14241135
Good evening to you too, Citizen.

>> No.14241150

>>14241142
Snowblind rounds are the best for spray and pray. Just get a good heat sink and something for radar and hold down the trigger FOREVER. Definitely worth the reduced fire rate.

>> No.14241152

>>14241138
Any that wants to. As for the second; I'd like to be big spoon for a lizard as I press my crotch against the small of her back, pulling her in close by the hips and rubbing her navel as she feels something getting harder against the base of her tail.

>> No.14241156

>>14240993
>Yomi
i honestly have no idea so i'll just say Holst

>> No.14241161

>>14241146
I wonder how shoggoth slime jelly works.

>> No.14241162

>>14241156
I can see that.
She's motherly, loves greens, has huge tits.

>> No.14241168
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14241168

Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? A wedding ring.

What’s long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.

I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? Her voice.

I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I? An arrow.

What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them. A coconut.

Who has two thumbs and is totally ready to get it on? Not me because I'm still waiting for a man with a pure enough heart and a sharp enough mind that he answers all of these riddles correctly while not even thinking about sex.

I've been asking these riddles for the past 3000 goddamn years.

>> No.14241174
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>Be wandering sorcerer
>Get ambushed by a duo of Cait and Cu Siths, trying to fight over whom is the better lay to the first man that crosses their path
>They threaten to rape you with their snuggably soft furry bodies, and make you like it
>You ponder it for a moment
>Nope, fuck this, not happening. You're no Welshman.
>Use magic to pull an elixir hair tonic out of your bag of infinite mysteries
>Add a dash of Dark Matter because you've got one shot at this working anyway
>They're playing rock-paper-scissors to see who gets to fuck you first
>Get their attention and throw the bottle at both of them, it shatters into a rose-colored cloud
>You can hear them hacking and coughing
>When the smoke clears, the Cait Sith has turned into a tuxedo-furred loli werecat
>While the Cu Sith is a gradient haired Kobold with a sword and cotton-mouthed accent
>They both realize how naked they truly are now
>YFW you rake in the money by the millions by selling your humanization potions to dolts and rubes

>> No.14241177

>>14241168
I got all but two, and it's not because I thought the obvious sexual answer but because I'm too tired to have come up with the proper solution.

>> No.14241178

>>14241168
kek

>> No.14241181

>>14241168
1. A pussy?
2. A finger that just gave a handjob!
3. Vagina!
4. A penis!
5. Cantelope!
6. A kid who just bought that new video game he wanted!

>Check answers
Eh, 1/6 ain't bad.

>> No.14241185

>>14241161
All we know is that blueberry is the closest thing to the taste of a Shoggoth.

>> No.14241187

>>14241168

Riddle me this, queen of quizzes.

What has a mouth but cannot speak and four legs but cannot walk?

>> No.14241190

>>14240716
looks like it's time for some burial

>> No.14241191

>>14241187
Oh! I know! I know! Pick me! I know the answer, pick me!

>> No.14241192
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>>14241168
I got the arrow one right, how'd I do Miss Sphinx? Wait... Sphinx? JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION GET IN THE SANDWORM!

>> No.14241194

>>14241187
Ehehehehe

>> No.14241196

>>14240738
she's listening to burial and contemplating her existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIAh5tETh1c

>> No.14241198
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14241198

Remember anons, don't touch a werecat's ears. They don't like it.

>> No.14241199

>>14241174
>still trying to make those two popular

>> No.14241200

>>14240730
that sounds adorable

>> No.14241201

>>14241181
Anon I don't think you read that second one clearly.

>> No.14241202

>>14241191
>>14241194

Meet me behind that pharaoh's place in about half and hour and you'll find out.
I'll be gentle at first.

>> No.14241204

>>14241198
But my cat loves ear rubs and ear scratches

>> No.14241205

>>14241198
Fuck off Bob.

>> No.14241206

>>14241198
Your new style looks odd less, something with the faces and noses. Not sure what exactly though, maybe they look too... Western? I think I preffered the older style better.

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>> No.14241210

>>14241198
But anon you've made a mistake, see that's not a werecat, its a shit, I can see how you made the mistake.

>> No.14241216

>>14241198
I love you .less!

>> No.14241219

>>14241210
It's also a gangbang slut that likes to fuck other boys in a whorehouse while in a long-distance relationship.

>> No.14241226

>>14241207
Nice desu nee~

>> No.14241229

>>14241205
Jesus, do you really say fuck off to people you hate because they don't do anything you like? Presumably you already said it to one guy and now you think it's Bob when it probably isn't.

>> No.14241230

>>14241216
Damn it, someone get the spray bottle

>> No.14241231

>>14241205

>>14241198 isn't Bob, I'm Bob.

>> No.14241232

>>14241219
Wait, what? Is that why the thread hates bob!? How come I didn't know about this until now!? It all makes way more sense now that I now that!

>> No.14241234

>>14241205

>>14241231 isn't Bob, I'm Bob.

>> No.14241235

>>14241231
No, I'm Spartacus.

>> No.14241236

>>14241231
Shut up Spartacus before we crucify you too.

>> No.14241238

>>14241232
He also love futa cuckolding, monsterboys, and 3DPD-tier sluts.

>> No.14241241

>>14241232
There's more where that came from to hate Bob over.

>> No.14241246

>>14241198
That's cute, they're cute. Good job .less, nice to see that mature anubis and her adopted daughteru.

Where's Haohi though?

>> No.14241248

>>14241234
Get the fuck out, you know you're lying.

>>14241235
Prove it, motherfucker. Where were you in the fall of 72 BC?

>> No.14241247

>>14241236
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the North and General of the Fenix Legions and servant to the true Emperor of Rome, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, Husband ot a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

>> No.14241253

>>14241232
>Believing the thread lies
That or you're just propagating them with false obliviousness. Either way, it's annoying.

>> No.14241256

>>14241247
>Hey, it's that guy from Gladiator!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpokjMDGM60

>> No.14241257

>>14241248
>fall of 72 BC
In the loo.

>> No.14241262

>>14241247
But don't you understand Meridius? We MUST grant the goths Roman citizenship. It's our duty as civilized people to grant rights and privileges to them so they will become productive members of our society!

>> No.14241263

i don't even come to these threads for the monsters
i accuse people of being bob to start shit

>> No.14241266

>>14241253
>Lies
It never stops being funny seeing bob shills try to spin his shit.

>> No.14241267

>>14241248
>Get the fuck out, you know you're lying.
Uhh, OK. I think as the threads most iconic writer I know a little more about being Bob than you do. What, you need me to get a trip now?

>> No.14241272

>>14241257
Right you are. Sorry about that, Spartsy.

>> No.14241273

>>14241263
Shut the fuck up Bob.

>> No.14241274

>>14241267
Fuck off Bollocks.

>> No.14241275

>>14241267
Fisher of Men, pls no.

>> No.14241277

>>14241253
I can't help it, I've never read anything written by bob and I probably never will because the thread dislikes him so much so I have no idea why they don't like him in the first place; I just have to assume anything the thread says about it is true.

>> No.14241278

>>14241267

>> No.14241282

>>14241272
It's fine, it's fine. Can't be too careful. Next thing you know you'll have a field full of Alps saying they're all Queen Helen of Troy.

>> No.14241284

>>14241278
stop bobposting

>> No.14241286

>>14241174
>no futa dog and cat dick
gayyyyy

>> No.14241287
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14241287

Peace and love, maybe?

>> No.14241289

>>14241168
Someone's obviously a fan of Dirty Minds

>> No.14241290

>>14241277
The real answer is, simply, a failed CYOA and Futas.

Some of his stuff is alright though.

>> No.14241291

>>14241287
Were it so easy

>> No.14241292
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BROTHERS

THE END OF THE SABBATH BEGINS NOW

>> No.14241293

>>14241018
>>14241039
>>14241048
>>14241068
>>14241073
>>14241142
>Tali
>Not Liara
>Not wanting superior blue biotic waifu

In all seriousness though, while Tali was a great squadmate, and I'll admit I romanced her in one of my playthroughs, and that she does things to my dick, Grunt/Garrus, Wrex/Garrus are best team combinations.

>> No.14241294

>>14241290
this

>> No.14241299

Laska and Me is a good story and peoplem only memehate it. The rewrite is looking very promising. Prove me wrong.

>> No.14241301

>>14241292
Onee-Sabbath best Sabbath. Can't do that to them.
>>14241293
Reminder that nothing you did mattered because there was only one meaningful choice in the entire trilogy.
Red, Blue, or Green?

>> No.14241302

>>14241292
Is that a cu sith?

>> No.14241303

>>14241292
In all honesty, if I had a Witch or Bapho daughteru or imouto who joined the Sabbath I'd probably do this
And probably tease them by giving them upsies and spoiling them

>> No.14241305

>>14241302
Those are Witches.

>> No.14241308

>>14241299
>The rewrite is looking very promising
It introduces even more monsterboys to Bobs shitty version of MGC.

>> No.14241310

>>14241198
cutie patooties

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>>14241290
>>14241294
All it really takes is one bad decision to rile the thread up. Honestly, people wonder why all the content creators leave after the more vocal dipshits run them off because their particular fetish isn't being pandered to, and I mean that in the most objective way possible at this point.

If more writers actually used tags or at least put a disclaimer as to what the story contained in the thread post with the link the thread could operate easier since you'd be even more free to report and ignore what you don't like.

The only thing that irks me is the negative feed back in this place far out-weighs any positive feedback because the people who hate stuff are unfortunately the vocal majority. Which is why it's just easier to either e-mail ELH or post it on an independent website/pastebin without telling you motherfuckers a damned thing.

But that's just me speaking out of being a spiteful little shit/going on thirty-something hours of sleep deprivation because reasons.

>> No.14241323

Do we honestly need to do this again? That piece of shit doesn't even come here anymore.
Still, can't have people forget the truth.

The thread hates bob because he applied futa stink to cheshires and spammed it for over a year, which brought trolls of that nature. He also posted fatshit constantly, smug, aural sex and got .less to draw guro and other unpleasant stuff to piss people off. Add monsterboys and pegging and bringing in faggots like inari. Negawalker also fell because of the faggotry he brought in, although he admitted it was his fetish as well, it was bob who got him find the courage to post his NOT! futa gnoll. And because he became a megalomaniacal fuck. People also hate him for Laska, can't recall why that was bad but there you have it. Feel free to add anything I might have left out.

>> No.14241324

>>14241322
Dude. Negative feedback is the kind you actually need. If people suck your dick and tell you your writing is perfect, you'll never improve.

>> No.14241326

>>14241322
Nobody wants to join your pity-party Bollocks.

>> No.14241330

>>14241305
The one on the far right.

>> No.14241334
File: 184 KB, 700x480, He-hey boy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14241334

Let's just get along.

>> No.14241335

>>14241330
That's...still a witch anon. He just used a more unique design.

>> No.14241338

I miss when thread was talking about keiki, writefag drama is boring.

>> No.14241340

>>14241330
Still a Witch, and that was drawn waaay before the Cu Sith was added.

Can't you even recognize poorly drawn noses when you see them?

>> No.14241345

>>14241340
Thumbnail's kind of small and she's clipping with the other one.

>> No.14241348

>>14241345
You're still dumb.

>> No.14241351

>>14241323
They hated Laska because of the shit ending. Laska was supposed to redeem Bob. People were forgiving him for Truckercore. Then he crashed that into the ground and just kept digging with Not!Futa Gnoll and the cucking in Truckercore 2 and so on.

Basically he's an unapologetic arrogant ass who blamed people for not liking his fetishes instead of just not bringing them here.

But after enough hate he did finally learn to not bring them here. And that's fine by me. He still walks among us, silently writing greentexts and laughing darkly when people praise them.

>> No.14241352

>>14241348
No one loves you and you will die alone with no one to mourn.

>> No.14241354

>>14241334
Along? Get?
Come on guys. Writefaggotry should be to our benefit, not a cause of drama.

>> No.14241355

>>14241351
>he did finally learn to not bring them here
You know that's a lie, the only reason we don't suffer his shit anymore is because he left for TFT once he realized there was no redemption.

>> No.14241359

>>14241292
Wouldn't the Baphomet just punch you in the gut and throw you down on the ground? Height doesn't matter if you're the strongest.

>> No.14241360

>>14241355
There were some things posted some months ago about him still visiting sometimes and writing stuff just to laugh at people enjoying some cutesy thing he wrote when they'd spit on him if they knew who it was. Not since summer though.

>> No.14241365

>>14241323
Oh right, unending manticore spam.

>> No.14241366

>>14241361
It's because they also make stuff they don't like and people don't have the ability to take what they like out of it and ignore what they hate without labelling the offending party as some sort of traitor, as though they're entitled to have everything the person makes appeal directly to them.

>> No.14241367

>>14241361
If you do something we don't like, we will never forget, and we will never forgive. It doesn't matter how many good things you do, all that matters are the bad things.

>> No.14241369

>>14241361
People don't hate .less even near the level that they hate bob. .less is a kid that's fallen in with a bad crowd. bob is the bad crowd. .less is liked when he's not doing troll shit.

And all content is not equal. A two ton pile of shit is not better than a pound of gold.

>> No.14241372

>>14241361
>They've made countless stories, they've drawn countless images, I've written countless greentexts, they've helped mold countless OC ideas
What kinda stuff do you think makes up the majority of what you listed?

>I've written
Ho?

>> No.14241374

I want a skeleton to tell me I can be a good person if I try.

>> No.14241378

>>14241367
>bob
>Doing good things

It's funny because bob was getting forgiven for stuff he did. Then he kept on doing the same shit. At some point, people stop handing out second chances.

>> No.14241379

>>14241374
You want a Skeleton to lie to you?

>> No.14241381

>>14241374
I'm a skeleton in the underweight terminology so

You can be a good person if you try!

>> No.14241382

>>14241361
>I've written countless greentexts,
smug_manticore.wav

>> No.14241383

>>14241369
A two ton pile of shit can be used to fertilize fields and grow more food than the gold would have bought you.

>> No.14241384

>>14241369
.less is a faggot in his own right, people only defend him because draws their ideas once every blue moon.

>> No.14241390

>>14241379
It's not that she's lying, she honestly believes that I can do a little better, even if I don't think so.

>> No.14241392

>>14241374
There is a skeleton piloting me right now, but It thinks you should continue throwing rocks at cars.

>> No.14241393

>>14241383
>Two tons of shit
>Worth $32,000

You didn't think this through at all.

>> No.14241397

>>14241374
play undertale, then. it's got some pretty cute skeletons

>> No.14241400

>>14241322
No kidding. One day they're crying that nobody makes new content and all the good fags drop out, the next they're having a witch hunt against the new guy who dared like something they don't.

>> No.14241402

>>14241393
The food grow from it, son. It's not the shit itself, but what it will give rise to. Especially with rising food prices, that much food would certainly be worth more than 32k.

>> No.14241414

>>14241400
Like seriously, the best advice any writefag's gotten in the past week is to not bother with us.

>> No.14241415

>>14241397
Please do not sexualize the Papyrus.

>> No.14241416

>>14234410
i forgot this artist's name does anyone know
good im a night owl

>> No.14241417

>>14241392
>There is a skeleton piloting me right now
But anon that's not true, you are a brain piloting a mech made of bones, muscle, skin, tissue, blood, and all sorts of other things.

>> No.14241418

>>14241402
>Pound of gold
>$17,127.73
Why not buy one ton of compost and purchase a pound of gold as well? Best of both worlds, everybody likes gold.

>> No.14241421

>>14241355

TFT?

>> No.14241422

>>14241416
iqdb nigga

>> No.14241427

>>14241421
A place we don't speak of anon.

>> No.14241430

>>14241421
/jp/ vernacular for team fortress two

>> No.14241431

>>14239461
>Ren Xiongmao

Sexual Harassment Panda indeed.

>> No.14241433

>>14241402
You can quit talking out your ass bud. Two tons isn't even enough to fertilize an acre. It's over three tons per acre. Even at a generous thirty bushels of something like wheat per acre, at $17 per bushel, you're making less than five hundred dollars, not counting fuel or labor.

So you know, shut the fuck up.

>> No.14241434

>>14241415
NYEH HEH HEH

>> No.14241435

>>14241414
I've written two greentexts that anons seemed to enjoy but at this point I just can't be bothered anymore. I saw some new guy come in from /gfd/ and get crucified because one of his four stories he had linked to contained two sentences of pegging he had specifically mentioned so it could be skipped. Needless to say he no longer writes, and I got a reality check. Oh well.

>> No.14241437

>No Lewd teasing Minotaur
>Not even a Lewd tomboy Holst

Life sucks.

>> No.14241448

>>14241435
>/gfd/
There's your problem, r9k is not welcome.

>> No.14241450

>>14241435
>/gfd/
There's a lot wrong with /gfd/. and I say this as someone that likes femdom.
>and get crucified
By a single, angry autist.

>> No.14241453

>>14241435
If it was only two sentences, then he could have easily removed it. Doesn't sound like it was important to the story in any way if that's all there was.

It's people sticking to their guns and blaming the audience that get crucified, not the ones who stay low key. Like that faggot with the loli oni that did sounding. Nobody nailed him to a cross.

>> No.14241456

>>14241422
ayy forgot about iqdb

>> No.14241457

>>14241450
>By a single, angry autist.
Yeah. It's not like Nega, bob, and bitchboy made these threads hate pegging forever. It's just some angry vocal autist. Yessir. That's certainly it. It's the only real explanation.

>> No.14241460

>>14241457
I thought people hated pegging because they think it's gay to begin with, not because of anyone else bringing it up.

>> No.14241461

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
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So please, keep them in your mind and in your hearts.

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>> No.14241466

>>14241435
>>14241450
>dat revisionism
He got told to post here, he knew our reputation and that we didn't like that shit and he did it anyway. Fuck off.

http://imgur.com/qWLDSv6

>single person
>one person in this thread hates pegging
Lies are supposed to be believable.

>> No.14241467

>>14241460
It's both unfortunately. If the unholy trio hadn't shoved it down their throats as they did it probably wouldn't be worth arguing about.

>> No.14241468

>>14241460
Yes, but there's. "Dude, no. That's nasty." vs. "GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I BURN YOU ALIVE YOU GAPING FAGGOT!"

Those boys pushed it solidly into the second category.

>> No.14241469

>>14241457
>made these threads hate pegging
Anon, these threads always hated that. That's why we hate those people; because they did those terrible things and didn't repent for their sins. And that's what they are; Sins. Inherently bad.

>> No.14241471

>>14241460
I enjoy pegging if it involves a tail. Or fingers. It's not gay then.

>> No.14241474

>>14241471
Get out, your kind aren't welcome here.

>> No.14241476

>>14241453
>It's people sticking to their guns and blaming the audience that get crucified, not the ones who stay low key. Like that faggot with the loli oni that did sounding. Nobody nailed him to a cross.
Yup, too many people let their ego control them.
Oh no, some anonymous poster on the internet said something I wrote was terrible. Time to project my insecurities outwards!

>> No.14241477

>>14241461
I'll romance the fuck out of that confused Golem.

>> No.14241479

>>14241466
With the amount of effort you presumably made to save that image, I can certainly believe its only one or two incredible vocal autists.

>> No.14241482

Can't we just, like, bully Alp or something? This is getting lame. LAME.

>> No.14241483

>>14241471
Friend, don't start.

>> No.14241485

>>14241476
That said, their usually right, we are the worst thread on this board, and probably one of the most cancerous on all of 4chan.

>> No.14241486

>>14241483
what about tentacles?

>> No.14241491

>>14241486
Stop before it's too late.

>> No.14241492

>>14241486
How about you stop playing the "I'm not touching you game" like bob? Wouldn't that be nice?

>> No.14241493

>>14241477
But Anon, she thinks that she's in ancient Isreal constantly along with asking why the president isn't carter.

It's a miracle that she remembers whatever you do but the rest of it gets sketchy.

>> No.14241494

>>14241485
M8 this board is 95% shitposting all the time. Go spend some time in the other threads here, then take a look at /v/ and /vg/, maybe /a/ too for good measure, then come back here and tell us again how bad we are.

>> No.14241497

>>14241471
>he calls this bait

>> No.14241498

>>14241485
Dude, you have not seen the horrors of other generals. /frz/ and /sug/ and such for starters.

>> No.14241501

>>14241497
I don't. I don't call it bait. Just voicing an opinion.

>> No.14241506

>>14241485
they're*
And we're still 10x better than /gfd/.

>> No.14241508

>>14241485
Door's right there.

>>14241479
>got caught lying
>I know! I'll call him an autist, that'll show him!
Pathetic.

>> No.14241510

>>14241501
it's only an opinion if it conforms to the group think

>> No.14241512

>>14241493
If she remembers who I am, that is enough for me. We can still go on cute dates and copulate furiously.

>> No.14241514

>>14241501
Either it's bait or the worse sense of timing I've ever seen. Like holding open the door at a SJW convention bad timing.

>> No.14241516

For the love of Ammy and Hathor, will you please shut up already? All this shitflinging is awful and not worth it.
Why are you doing it? You KNOW it's wrong.

>> No.14241519

>>14241460
I've said this before, but I hate it because I don't like anal in general. That's where poo comes from, man. Being on the receiving end just makes it worse.

That said, it doesn't really bother me to run across it in a story. I don't like it in h-manga though, that actually strikes me as gay. I want to masturbate women, not a guy getting reamed.

Probably not a popular opinion though.

>> No.14241521

>>14241508
>lying
Lol? You want to specify exactly which point I lied about? I can't decide if you're just making an ass of yourself or are unable to read.

>> No.14241522

>>14241485
The autism here, while significant and admittedly often exposed, the actual volume and concentration is far less than on other boards. This thread has over 2000 posts, and the ratio of shitposting to non-shitposting is far less than anywhere else on 4chan to my knowledge.

>> No.14241524

>>14241516
>>14241482

Shut it Alp. It's sickening whenever you try to break up fights. You'd probably try to post some girl too and say it makes her sad, but we're out of pictures. Shame on you. Shame.

>> No.14241525

>>14241519
The popular opinion is that most of us don't care as long as it's tagged. Unfortunately, only the people who dislike it are the ones who ever make their opinion (abundantly) clear.

>> No.14241527

>>14241524
>It's sickening whenever you try to break up fights
I hate it so much

>> No.14241529

>>14241524
You know me too well. And I already posted Moth-chan and the Puma Sisters.

>> No.14241530

>>14241512
Yeah but are you ready for some really confusing situations due to her scrambled memories?
Like how she keeps forgetting buses exist but is unsurprised by airplanes?
Are you ready for her to continuously mistake one of your friends for a Belgian duke?
Are you prepared for her to ask why there is a Valkryie working as a barista at a coffee shop while acting as your shield? A momentary lapse of memory causing her to forget that they are at peace now?

>> No.14241531

>>14241521
>no, the guy from /gfd/ got crucified undeservedly >>14241435
Doesn't matter if it was you or the other guy, you aren't going to get away with making us the bad guys and sanctifying bob and his ilk.

>> No.14241533

>>14241525
>muh vocal minority
It's so funny how people like Nega say this every time.

>> No.14241537

>>14241461
Are there any cakes who are desperately lonely from being avoided all their life due to their frightening appearance and would like a sonnu/otouto with benefits to come home to?

Because that's kind of my thing.

Preferably something in the 'damn, that's a big bitch' range. She might have trouble seeing me as a sonnu/otouto otherwise.

>> No.14241540

>>14241525
>most of us don't care
>we're totally cool with pegging and it's only a vocal minority who complains
You just don't stop.

>> No.14241541

>>14241531
>you aren't going to get away with making us the bad guys and sanctifying bob and his ilk.
What exactly is this supposed to mean considering were on an anonymous image board?

>> No.14241542

>>14241537
Well, there's a 30 year old dire manticore who lost her tailpussy in a car accident and an elder red dragon who still bears the scars of an adventuring band she fought long ago, she has only one eye, three claw fingers on her left hand, numerous scars, and half her tail.

>> No.14241543

>>14241531
>undeservedly
That's funny, I don't seem to recall writing that. Looking at my post, I don't see it either. Nor do I see anything about defending Bob or his comrades. Now if you're done putting words in my mouth.

He came, he posted, he got scared away. For two sentences of tagged pegging. Regardless of how you feel about pegging, that's two less writers who probably would still be contributing if there had been less of a shitstorm and more of a "that's not cool around here."

>> No.14241544

>>14241540
I forgot, you speak for all of us. My bad.

>> No.14241545

>>14241540
>we're totally cool
I dont understand why so many people feel that they need to speak for the entire thread when it comes to certain fetish.

>> No.14241548

>>14241543
Not even him, but this is exactly why you lurk any new place for a little while before posting. He jumped in blind with both feet. Can't feel sorry for him for that.

>> No.14241550

>>14241543
>no, he tagged it, so it was okay to post
Go to hell.

>> No.14241551

>>14241530
I'm ready to handle any of those situations as well as soothe her when trying to compute stresses her out.

>> No.14241552

>>14241522
Anon, just read what's being posted and realize you claimed we had a lower volume or density of autism than anywhere else on this website.

>> No.14241554

>>14241525
Pegging is something that usually provokes a negative and vocal reaction in any community except those tailored to such things.

I can accept that we have a vocal minority on certain issues, but pegging isn't one of them.

>> No.14241558

>>14241552
Ok, just watch out whenever she meets your cousin, she keeps mistaken them for her creator who died, it causes a logic loop which ends with her freezing up and needing to be rebooted.

>> No.14241560

>>14241552
Still not /sp/.

>> No.14241565

>>14241560
at least /sp/ argues about things that actually exist unlike here.

>> No.14241567

>>14241554
This. A vocal minority is like that one guy who makes war on princess-carrying, or how old King Grump Alp hated anything to do with hugs. Pretty much everything on the main shit list is a majority thing. That's why the same rules have held for so long, because it does have the support of most.

The main people who shout vocal minority usually are a vocal minority themselves trying to push their agenda here. We all remember the classic namefag cases of that right?

>> No.14241571

>>14241545
>>14241544
>most of us don't care as long as it's tagged
You got a single fact to back that up? One need only visit the archive to see you're full of shit.

>> No.14241572

Its a shit morning to a shit Monday
ayd wrightfags other than bob that are bad enough I can read them and laugh at the shittyness?

>> No.14241573

>>14241542
Hmm. That's tough.
What are their personalities like?

>> No.14241574

>>14241572
All of them.

>> No.14241576

>>14241572
*any

>> No.14241580

>>14241572
Shittywritefag is good for a laugh.
I miss him.

>> No.14241581

>>14241572
Check out machine's metaposts. If his bin is still up, not sure.

>> No.14241587

>>14241548
He was not blind, he knew. There is no reason to defend him at all. >>14241466

>> No.14241589

>>14241572
Bob wasn't really hilariously bad. He has some big flaws in his writing but was pretty mediocre overall. He is hated because of his fetishes and his non-writing activities.

>> No.14241593

>>14241573
The dragon is a bit of an aggressive, grump with a chip on her shoulder when it comes to adventurers and has pretty much resigned herself to a single existence for the rest of her life. She's been awfully sulky recently because all her friends have grandkids now while she doesn't even have a kid.

The manticore still tries to put up the smug, tough exterior her species is known for but the loss of her tail has left her very self conscious. We've brought her to counseling so she doesn't wear the homemade one made from tubing and those paper cups you find at water coolers anymore but should someone poke fun at her lack of a tail then she's been known to get weepy. Much of the trouble stems from the fact that she's huge, compared to other manticores but has no tail to speak of.

>> No.14241596

Screw theses old people.
where is the new blood?

>> No.14241597

>>14241277
in a personal opinion his two stories with jinkos are alright, and his khepri one is really good, although the ending felt bland, but thats me, they have no taboo fetishes, so try them out maybe? oh and the one with the fox is cool too

>> No.14241599

>>14241596
Thread is too autistic for new people.

>> No.14241605

>>14241599
>He says as there's more active drawfags here now then there even was back on /a/
HAH!

>> No.14241606

>>14241593
Manticore. I want the Manticore.

I don't normally like them since I'm not into tailpussy, so it's perfect.

>> No.14241607

>>14241596
Where have you been for the last 15 minutes? The best advice anyone can get is to let us rot here in out containment board.

I cane here for cute stuff and its been nothing but the usual pegging bitching.

>> No.14241609

>>14241606
Very well, we will send you the information on Louise and wish you a good day.

I'm sure Ezrette will find a husband some day.

>> No.14241610

>>14241607
I tried my best but they just wouldn't shut up!
>>14241609
Gimme Essie.

>> No.14241613

>>14241610
Excellent, don't let her appearance deceive you, she's quite a softie when you get to know her, along with being quite over protective.

>> No.14241616

>>14241596
>>14241599
Either they are chased out by angry people or fall into to some form off idiocy that make the thread dislike them.

sometimes its both.

>> No.14241617

>>14241596
There will never be new people ever again, whenever they show up they read the thread and immediately turn around and run for the hills, and on their better judgement, because dealing with us is the worst.

I only come here because I like monster girls. Why aren't we talking about monster girls? We'd probably have people like us more if we actually talked more about monster girls.

What's your favorite monster girl? Preferred temperament?

>> No.14241621

>>14241613
You got any Minotaurs?

>> No.14241622

>>14241617
Yeah, because this entire shitstorm didn't start with some new person asking about bob, right? Oh, wait.

>> No.14241623

>>14241607
>usual
No, usual is yuri and -dom fighting. This is a change. Not a nice one, but a change all the same.

>> No.14241626

>>14241617
I like Alps.

>> No.14241628

>>14241623
as in the usual arguments about pegging.

I don't even care about it one way or the other, I want everyone to shut up and post something fluffy.

>> No.14241629

>>14241616
>into to some form off idiocy that make the thread dislike them.
Like what happened with jerry?

>> No.14241630

>>14241623
I think he meant usual as in the same old one. You could pull up the archives from this time last year and it would be almost the same except with Negawalker namefagging it up.

>> No.14241631

>wanting new people
God help us when the general on /a/ dies and those faggots come to us.

>> No.14241632

>>14241630
>>14241628
Oh. Then yeah, pretty usual.

>> No.14241633

>>14241621
One,

name's Lucy and she lost her leg saving a weresheep kid who had gotten lost.

She tries to keep in shape as best she can but the lack of a working left leg makes things difficult. She also has a fear of knives and blades from the accident, making cooking pretty difficult for her.

>> No.14241636

>>14241629
Don't fucking start that now.

>> No.14241637

>>14241633
I'll take her, then I'll save up until I can buy her a top quality prosthetic leg!

>> No.14241638

>>14241622
Anon, I don't know what you're trying to prove here.

>> No.14241640

>>14241637
Good man, I hear some good one's based on golem designs are being worked on.
Just watch out if you take her out to a farm, a thresher is what took her leg off.

>> No.14241641

>>14241626
No you don't.

>> No.14241647

>>14241640
How the hell did she get her leg caught in that?

That doesn't seem like it would be an easy accident to make.

>> No.14241651

>>14241631
Are you ready to accept your new fujo overlord?

>> No.14241654

>>14241641
Are you an alp with self worth issues?
Or just someone who upset by memegirls?

>> No.14241656

Which monstergirl would help me commit suicide?

>> No.14241657

>>14241647
Where do you think that weresheep loli was about to fall into?

>> No.14241658

>>14241656
All of them you just have to convince them its whats best for you.

>> No.14241660

>>14241657
Well it doesn't seem like she would have to throw yourself into it to.

Something's fishy about all of this.

>> No.14241662

So wait, if KC has elf incubi, does that mean there are darkelf incubi?

>> No.14241665

>>14241651
I hope the thread will have enough sense to rename itself to MGE thread, that way we avoid the "hurr, it's a general, this series has monsterboys so yaoi is okay" bullshit that will always come up. Hopefully they make their own, but hope is stupid.

>> No.14241666

>>14241656

Will o wisp

>> No.14241667

>>14241660
It's fine Anon.
That's how it happened...
A horrid, tragic accident that cost a minotaur her leg.

>> No.14241669

>>14241662
Stop. Drop. Leave.

>> No.14241671

>>14241666
Satan pls go

>> No.14241672

>>14241636
sorry if that's shit storm bait.

>> No.14241673

>>14241628
>post something fluffy

>Haughty succubus living in a monstergirl community
>Known for man-stealing and home-wrecking and just generally being a bitch
>Eventually earns the wrath of the Yeti goddess of Hugs
>She wakes up the next morning wearing a fluffy white bikini
>It's not a bikini
>It's Yeti fur
>It's covering all her girl parts and her tail, like some kind of slutty Halloween costume
>It keeps growing
>Gets so thick she starts to look like a mofucore
>Her tail is like a fuzzy lamia growing out of her ass
>When she shaves it it grows back instantly
>It's so dense and poofy it renders her Best in Class succubi Tits, Ass, and Pussy completely useless
>She can't even have sex
>Has to survive by buying spirit energy supplements like some shitty oomukade
>Yeti goddess appears before her
>"Nothing can remove your curse. The only way to rid yourself of it is through the power of true love's first kiss."
>"What!? How am I supposed to make a man fall in love with me when I can't even fuck him!?"
>Yeti goddess gives her a pitying look and vanishes
>Thus begins the quest of the fluffcubus

>> No.14241676

>>14241672
Its not as bad as most, but I don't want to see it.

>> No.14241682

>>14241673
>shitty oomukade
I will eat your waifu and children.

>> No.14241683

>>14241647
She actually lost her leg to krocodil and is haunted by the remnants of her addiction
She lies about it because human boys don't find that sort of thing attractive.

>> No.14241684

>>14241666
You can always count on Satan to give good suicide advice. Go with this, Anon.

>> No.14241685

>>14241667
I don't believe you, something's up.

I bet that's not even a Minotuar

>> No.14241686

>>14241658
Not if I depress them enough with the details of my life. They'd have to help me die then, tight?

>> No.14241687

>>14241682
Anon, please. It was the succubus thinking that, not me. Don't shoot the messenger.

>> No.14241688

>>14241685
Minotaur*

>> No.14241690

I want to trade war stories with lizard girls.

>> No.14241691

>>14241685
Fine, you got me.

It's just a very buff holst who lost it to a chainsaw wielding paladin while hiding a weresheep loli.

She just pretends she's a minotaur because a minotaur wouldn't have had to push him into the thresher.


Now I need to go to bed for real Anon, take care and have a good evening.

>> No.14241692

>>14241683
>Men don't find shitty addicts attractive.

Oh wow who would have know.

>> No.14241693

>>14241683
Well.
This just got dark.

>> No.14241695

>>14241673
I want to help her awaken to true love.

>> No.14241696

>>14241671
http://i.imgur.com/4TyeIbI.jpg

Nah I like it here.

>> No.14241702

>>14241692
Well the impressive part is recovering from that point without dying but yeah, not something you would admit to anyone if you value their opinion of you.

>> No.14241703

>>14241461
Like I said up>>14239341 here I'm gonna lick every part of one of those Salamanders and have them teach me to sword fight.

>> No.14241711

>>14241696
Is she nice?

>> No.14241712

>>14241673
This sounds cute and funny.

MOAR please

>> No.14241714

>>14241434
Fine, you don't get sexualizing.
https://soundcloud.com/anime_sonicmega/genocide-papyrus

>> No.14241723

>>14241714
How dare you.
HOW DARE YOU.

>> No.14241725

>>14241712
nyet, it's bed time

>> No.14241732

I assume this would be a bad time to start a discussion on why a futa manticore would need a proper husband/kiki to make her stop spending all of her time masturbating.

>> No.14241733

>>14241725
Understandable. Sweet dreams.

If you're a writefag I'd appreciate it if you'd put it in a pastebin though. I'm a drawfag always on the lookout for cute shit to draw and it's nice to see stories/greentexts for inspiration.

>> No.14241735

>>14241711

Only on the Law route.

>> No.14241749

>>14241733
Alrighty. I'll stick it in with my other shorts, down at the bottom.
http://pastebin.com/85njNnE4

I suppose I should reverse the order at some point and put the newest stuff at the top.

>> No.14241758

>>14241749
>PRW
Thanks anon, much appreciated.

>> No.14241785

>>14241098
As >>14241107 said, I had some family trouble at the start of the month. No cancer, though. Just a well-lived individual who left in his sleep. I don't blame you for not knowing, though. Only, like, two people were in the thread when I blogged about it last time.

I'll be writing up a sort of in-between chapter for Falling Leaves before the end of the month, but will be spending November on National Novel Writing Month. So no full tanukibutt chapters until December at the soonest.

>> No.14241795

>>14241785
> So no full tanukibutt chapters until December at the soonest

Aww, fignuts.

I hope you waifu a holst so you can your just deserts for being a tease when she finally snaps and goes on a rampage from sexual frustration like in http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2141607

Also, let's be honest. At your average writing pace you ain't putting out a novella in a month, let alone a novel. Joke's on you!

But seriously, just teasing. I love your writing.

>> No.14241798

>>14241795
>that spoiler

You shut your alp mouth, I wrote five chapters of Aviators last November for the very same writing challenge. Check the dates in my pastebin for chapters 4 through 8.

Thanks for reading, anon. And I hope that happens to me, too.

>> No.14241814

>>14241798
>He can quadruple his writing speed once a year.

Is it like mating season but for writing inspiration for you? Or is it more like writing an entire research paper proposal in 48 hours, where the stress of a deadline lets you pull of herculean feats but leaves you depleted afterwards?

>> No.14241825

>>14241814
An ability which is a prerequisite for any successful college student.

>> No.14241834

>>14241814
If I set manageable goalposts for myself then I can usually do it. For FL and the later chapters of Aviators I didn't have that kind of structure. If I write like that for longer than that, however, I'd probably burn out. Maybe I should set myself up for a happy medium? Makes me sad that I really lollygagged for those November chapters, though.

>>14241825
I graduated a couple years before even coming here, so I'm well-versed in the ways of the day-before paper.

Hi Moose

>> No.14241866

>>14241749
Dude, Spaceworm.

>> No.14241873

>all my favorite writefags show up after the storm clears
neat

except thunderbrother
I just haven't gotten around to reading anything you've written, no hard feelings.

>> No.14241874

>>14241873
You should, Aviators was nice.

>> No.14241879

>>14241749
>>14241866
Seriously, I want my Shai.

>> No.14241882

>>14241873
Well, fine, but let me tell you, you ordinary person, don't listen to >>14241874 that story's old and busted and embarrassing aaaaaah

>> No.14241883

I just want a Kraken onee-san to play with my nipples for hours on end while gently jerking me off with her tentacles and whispering loving things in my ear, is that too much to ask?

>> No.14241885

>>14241882
No, I'm absolutely right, Aviators is comfy and wonderful! Raaagh!

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