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WHO DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU ARE

>>14218090
Pffftt

>>14218060


del

Is there any way to turn a human woman into specific monster girls? Like, there are shit tons of ways to turn people into succubi and incubi, but can I turn someone into a Juiko or something else?

>>14218106
A lilim can do it.

So we'll use this one or what? I'd rather have a properly named thread.

>>14218123
Nope. Other one.

Oh well, too bad. Mods please delete this thread.

>>14218155
Oh well, too good. Mods please sticky this thread.

>>14217466
>ryu
fuck yes

>>14217579
more pls

>>14218881
>>14218894
The fuck you niggas doing?

Just post in the other thread?

Best slime

So is this the real thread now?
Is it time for lewd mice riding face?

>>14219482
Stop that.

Are there any writefags here ?

You're a faggot if you don't like Red Onis!

>>14219541
It's probably going to get bumped every three hours for the next three weeks, have fun.

Reminder that KC is now furry.

strong dinosaur hugs

>>14219869
source?

this looks MGG greentext tier

>>14218083
Best Nun.

>>14219869
kitsune > oni
When it comes to vanilla monster girls, foxes are much better.

>>14222105
>>14222785
I think you guys missed the point of why I posted that picture.

Does this need to get posted again?

>>14218060

Use this thread until it dies you idiots.

>>14222785
>>14219869
>>14222105
I love it how nobody recognizes this image, which has been posted numerous times before, and worst of all, that it's futa.

>>14218083
For some reason I decided to continue editing the realistic monster girl writefag shit I started like over a hundred days ago.

So uh, gimme some native american history and suggestions I guess.

Any word from Lantern recently?

Pastebinned succubus daughteru

http://pastebin.com/A71vQKfx

I'm still a leg man but this ain't a wip anymore.

How do you deal with magical girls coming to kill you're waifu (because mamono mana is bad. mmmkay?)?
Be they Senshi or Precures or whatever.

>>14224342
She looks great, Snibako.

>>14225512
Become the misinterpreted sage guy who fights the magical girls to protect her, as they don't yet understand that I am not the enemy, and the real enemy is elsewhere.
Then I and my waifu join them in their fight as the Sixth and Seventh rangers to defeat the TRUE threat to the world.

>>14225512
Heroic sacrifice

We're using this one then.

First for- Oh.

>Writing a guy about to commit suicide is an easy way to write yourself into a corner
Well it's not like I can think of any DECENT premises.

I want to be princess carried by a Yeti in her big, fluffy paws to a warm cuddle bed

>>14226368
I don't think it's a particularly big problem. If nothing else, it gives you a lot to work with.

>>14225512
Sic some faceless fat old men at them.

Jubjub in the clubclub going wubwub!

Ok Anon

Think of your favorite monster girl species.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono
If no preference.

Which would you rather have?
One with your least favorite personality (The Deres if you don't want to sum it up) but favorite body type or your favorite personality with least favorite body type?
Neither will change after the choice.

What were your choices?

>>14226264
y-you too

Why are paws so great?

>>14226382
Your options are shit. Get good at roll games.

>>14226382
>Bitchdere Crow Tengu or Kikimora
Even as I grit my teeth, at the very least I can just hate fuck them at the end of the day.

>>14226380
Could she polymorph fingers in order to better operate one of the scratch things?

>>14226382
This question has already been fucking asked.

>>14226388
pls no

>>14226388
Fuck off Bob.

>>14226355
Houris are angels and angels aren't really considered by them as monsters so it makes sense.

Asparas were created by a neutral goddess.

>>14226397
Na, she just uses her nipples for that.

>>14226382
>Hamplanet crow tengu or aggressive violent bitch tengu

I'll take the fatty this time.

>>14226388
They just are, paws are a miracle of the universe.

>>14226388
Because the girls who have them are cute.

>>14226405
That neutral godess Eros lives in the Heaven with the Chief God and even if she's not one of the Chief God's allies, she's not a ML's ally either so it helps.
They probably worship her too.

>>14226412
If I were stuck in an order city I'd worship her. Even if I had to wear pink hearts all the time.

>>14226388
i don't want to see more shitstorming pls

>"Meow, meow, where the cute boys at?"

>>14226417
Not here.

>>14226417
I doubt any of us are that cute.

>>14226415
why would paws cause a shitstorm
everyone loves big meaty paws

>>14226411
the cutest

>>14226414
We could start an underground Eros pleasure den. Under the very nose of the Paladin order.

>>14226395
>>14226399
Fine, hell mode

Roll/Pick girl.

Woulld you rather she

A. Had no limbs

B. Was blind and can't speak

C. Obnoxiously loud, had shit taste in vidya/anime, and keeps trying to dress you up in embarrassing clothes.

>>14226423
>Inquisition breaks in
>"Oi, what's all this den?!"
>We explain we're just hanging out with our loving wives
>Invite them to stay
>Inquisition gets Apsara wives that night
I like this idea.

>>14226417
I'm not what you'd call cute.

>>14226382
The latter.

>Loli Kiki

>>14226420
I am.

>>14226421
Anubis-senpai's paws are huge! There's no way they're real!

>>14226431
liar

BIG
MEATY
HONK

>>14226427
That's fucking stupid.

What should we do with a Drunken Dragon
What should we do with a Drunken Dragon
What should we do with a Drunken Dragon early in the morning?

>>14226426
>A. Had no limbs
Dude, that's one of my fetishes.

>>14226436
You appear flustered

There's a distinct lack of Cu Sith in this thread. Let's fix that.

>>14226441
You appear to be a fucking moron.

>>14226439
Bone it while it's still hungover then run off.

>>14226439
Kiss her.
She's probably got a hangover, and would appreciate the gentle wakeup.

Also, that linework really came out well. Damn good work.

>>14226442
You seem to have an overdose of heresy, have a fixed version.

>>14226439
I'm ambivalent towards the level of uh, softness. But otherwise she looks nice.

>>14226439
Rape her?

>>14226439
Throw her in the brig with a good bishounen
Throw her in the brig with a good bishounen
Throw her in the brig with a good bishounen
Ear-lie in the morning.

>>14226439
Get her a drink of water and ask her how her head is, hangovers aren't fun.

>>14226420
I used to be cute. Now I've got a beard and bags under my eyes, and my smile's gone for good.

>>14226442
Stop

>>14226440
What girl?

>>14226446
Why are you so grumpy Anon?
Are you from Canada?
Has the King Grump returned?

>>14226439
Get my Starscream-esque revenge and take over as ruler of her lands!

Then she recovers from her hangover and punishes me for failing her for the last time.

>>14226439
Teasing her

>>14226459
>still forcing that king grump meme

Die.

>that profile
>wasted on such a thing

God is laughing at us.

>>14226459
Dormouse.
Though living doll is better for the limbless thing.

>>14226454
A Jabberwock would look good in seafarer garb of any variety.

>>14226463
Is there a problem?
We're talking monster girl love, what's not to like?

>>14226454
>bishounen

Why do you have such terrible taste?

>>14226468
Some shitty pet name for a poster is not talking about monster girls.

>>14226389
I wonder what butterfly milk tastes like.

>>14226463
Wow, you really are grumpy.
For what reason are you so perturbed?

>>14226466
Well, at least you can use her like a daiki, she'll be happy about that>>14226467

>>14226454
That poor Bishounen's going to lose his viriginity to a drunk dragon, think of the bishie anon! Who'll take responsibility?

>>14226474
It tastes like happiness and drugs

>>14226379
Ah, the black dog approach.

>>14226470
>Implying you wouldn't want to be a slim, slender young man fit for the job of pleasing a monstergirl
I mean, look, there are other choices, but this is just another good one to, right?

>>14226434
By 3D standards, at least.

>>14226439
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN WOCK
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN WOCK
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN WOCK

EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'

BRUSH HER HAIR WITH IRON WOOL
BRUSH HER HAIR WITH IRON WOOL
BRUSH HER HAIR WITH IRON WOOL

EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

PUT 'ER IN A WOCK PIT TILL SHE SOBERS
PUT 'ER IN A WOCK PIT TILL SHE SOBERS
PUT 'ER IN A WOCK PIT TILL SHE SOBERS

EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

STICK 'ER IN THE QUEEN'S TARTS WITH CREME ON 'ER
STICK 'ER IN THE QUEEN'S TARTS WITH CREME ON 'ER
STICK 'ER IN THE QUEEN'S TARTS WITH CREME ON 'ER

EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'

PUT 'ER IN THE BED AND DICK 'ER ALL OVER
PUT 'ER IN THE BED AND DICK 'ER ALL OVER
PUT 'ER IN THE BED AND DICK 'ER ALL OVER

EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'

THAT'S WHAT WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN WOCK
THAT'S WHAT WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN
WOCK
THAT'S WHAT WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN WOCK

EAR-LIE IN THE MORNIN'

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

>>14226484
I'd rather not look like some degenerate faggot.

>>14226491
I suddenly have the urge to take to the sea.

>>14226468
I want Miia's mom to touch me in strange places!

>>14226491
You have way too much free time on your hands.

>>14226492
This. Bara or nothing.

>>14226491
That poor drunk Wock, Captain Tailpussy and her crew are a cruel mistress.

Pirate Monstergirls are so cool.

>>14226442
You know, it's impressive how KC manages to write the same profile over a hundred times just by changing a few words around.

>>14226492
>Guy who fucks monstergirls
>Degenerate faggot
Oh...
My mistake.

>>14226491
I don't know how to feel towards this increased word limit.

>>14226426
I'd go with no limbs, just because B is a serious impediment to communication, and C changes the personaility. I don't care if she's a head in a jar, I'd still love my waifu.
Though for her sake, I'd want to give her prosthetics so she still has her independance, and can still do what she wants in life.

>>14226498
>Not wanting to sail the seas with Captain Ana "Tailpussy O'Hoole and her rag-tag band of monstergirl pirates

>>14226494
>Jolts away from touching such a lovely rack
>Implied to be a harem protagonist

But why

>>14226492
/pol/ pls

>>14226500
How's life like being unable to read?

This is the face that is ruining America. Everyday, thousands of Cyclopes cross the border from Monoxico into America. Not only do they take jobs, they also suck up all the headpats, tickle tickles and hugs they could of gone to hardworking honest monstergirls. You can end this menace by calling your senator and telling him to vote yes on the Monoeye Deportation Bill. This bill will send all the illegal monoeyes back to Monoxico and build a wall to keep them there.

>>14226509
As long as monstergirls need love, who needs to read?

>>14226503
>Head in a jar

Tales of a dullahan who lost her body when?


Also, what race?

Would you a snake who's into superstition, black cats, and voodoo dolls?

>>14226494
>Miia's dad ran out on that

>>14226516
Cyclopes are the only monster girl in America that treat men nicely.

>>14226518
It's called Durarara

>>14226523
I'd stick my mojo in that mojyo, yea.

>>14226524
>Staying with whores that will put you through hell

That's dumber than wanting to be with a EMG Centaur.

>>14226516
Do they ride their teeny tiny monocicleta to school every day?

>>14226526
Only because they don't want to be deported.

>>14226527
No, That's a a dullahan that lost her head.

This is the reverse.

Arararud I shall call it

>>14226531
The other men were quite happy with multiple lamia wives.

>>14226484
>not being LargeHugeMcBuffStronk

>>14226524
He ran out on being a cum pump. It doesn't matter how hot one individual is, when you're spending all day being used by a hundred psycho nymphos for nothing but sex, you're probably going to freak out.

>>14226537
>not being SparkleNoodleMcRoseSpawn

>>14226533
I don't care if it's not real love, as long as I can fool myself into thinking a monster girl genuinely loves me I'm fine.

>>14226538
If you're a little bitch.

>>14226535
So, what, you have the head and are missing the body?

>>14226518
Anubnub. I'd love her without her fluffy limbs all the same, but if it came down to it, I'd give my own so she can keep hers.

>>14226538
>being used by a hundred psycho nymphos for nothing but sex
NO BONER! BAD!!!

>>14226538
More like 3.

>>14226538
Actually no, he ran away because he hates snakes.

>>14226541
>sparkle
You're gay aren't you?

>>14226546
Exactly!

>>14226547
She'd still have a bushy tail for you to fondle.

Best part is she can't stop you

>Guy gets dumped into a cave after suffering major burns over his body
>The only thing to offer help is a Mojyo as fuck Oomukade
>Paranoia sets in

>>14226552
Listen, if it works to attract monstergirls, it works.
If not, great, I thought glitter gets everywhere anyway.

if you take a Jubjub away from Wonderland would you be safe from humpty eggs?

>Jabberwock finally get a date
>It goes well and they go to her apartment
>She gets naked and invites him to do the same
>He anxiously removes his pants, revealing a small penis
>Jabberwock's tentacles start to laugh like maniacs
>He pulls his pants with teary eyes
>"Don't mind them, you're cute"
>He starts crying and runs away, slamming the door on his way out
>Tentacles keep laughing

Jabberwock-chan will never get a husbando

>>14226559
Are you gonna write it?

>>14226565
>It's a grower, you assholes!
Would she be mad if I punched her tentacles?

So, monstergirls love all men except for those that truly scum.
Who on earth can even fall under that category when vagina fixes everything in-universe and there's a monstergirl for all walks of life to deliver said vagina?
Look at this guy: tried to kill a family just to copy the mother's robot insides. All he needs is to be raped by a succubus to make his creations with love so they can feel love. Which was kind of all that he needed.

>>14226557
I don't think I'd be able to stop, either. I'd just sit cross-legged, have her in my lap and start teasing the base of her tail while kissing the tips of her ears.

>>14226564
No.

>>14226564
Probably.

>>14226559
>Not into a cave teeming with Bat Girls.

>>14226565
>>"Don't mind them, you're cute"

What a shitty lie.

>>14226574
And all she'd be able to do is squirm.

You could even nibble her ears and get her to whine as you do.

Such fun

>>14226565
>Implying Mamono Energy and Sabbath potions couldn't fix that tiny penis problem
I mean if only she had just grabbed him and rushed to her local potion dealer, she'd have a cute boy with a big dick. Instead she lets him run out. What a shame.

>>14226573
You'd have to ask KC.

What Monster Girl makes the best Onee-san?

>>14226586
>cute boy

Die already.

>>14226565
>"Aw man Louie where's she findin' these guys?"
>"Dunno Frankie but I sure as hell know where they came from"
>"Where?"
>"The small produce stand!"
>"Hahaha, classic Louie"
>"Dammit guys he was really nice!"
>"Oh oooooh someone's on the rag tonight"
>"Yyyyeah better get those towels on"

>>14226591
Boys can be cute. Who else would get all the headpats from CC monstergirls?

>>14226589

>>14226597
God damn fuck off to to that femdom thread on /d/ already you insufferable faggot.

>>14226589
Valkyrie, Dark Valkyrie, Demon, Apophis, Jabberwock, Mindflayer, and Shoggoth.

>>14226591
>>14226600
You seem very agitated at the prospect of being cute.

>>14226600
You sure are mad about cute boys

>>14226589
She'd be super-sweet & friendly, stand up for me, and we'd bond over milking.

>>14226600
>>14226591
>>14226581
>>14226463
Did you enjoy your 24 hour vacation?

>>14226600
>femdom is only for cute boys

>>14226603
>>14226607
Being "cute" is for faggots who are desperately trying to cling to their youth.

>>14226585
It'd be fun having her at my mercy like that, but if she really wanted me to stop, I would.

I would also take her by surprise, tickling her until her abs are tight and rock hard, blowing raspberries in her navel and winding down by wrapping up her whole body with hugs.

Goddamn it stop giving me a quad-amputee fetish.

>>14226571
I have too little drive to write anything for serious. That and I need to work on my Gunpla backlog. Zeon will not be denied.

>>14226579
>Zubat
I want you to DIE HORRIBLY AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING GEODUDES WITH YOU.

That and Schizanthus exists faggot

>>14226482
Please. Those guys are seldom faceless and not even all that fat.

They're just normal middle aged guys.

>>14226617
Never!

You are going to have the thought of her nuzzling into your chest as best she can while you hug her in your sleep and like it!

>>14226600
That's cute, anon.

>>14226614
Don't you want your MG waifu to call you cute?

>One delivery for a cute boy!

>>14226635
Who's it from tiny Wock?

>>14226635
What is this, a Jabberwock for ants?

>>14226633
God no.

>>14226633
>Not wanting the Ara Ara Devil to call you cute

>>14226643
All of those devils look like cheating whores.

>>14226635
>for a cute boy
Boy do you have the wrong door then. I'm pretty damn far from cute. But give me your number anyway, gal, and feel free to stop by after work and take a load off.

>>14226638
I bet you would be cute if you weren't trying to act so tough and mean.

How much fluff do you want your sheep to have?
How many baas do you want her to make when shearing?
Do you make her jump around on all fours?
Tell me, do you truly love your sheep?

>>14226650
I'm sorry that acting like a man hurts your pussy little feelings.

>>14226648
No anon, this is a cheating whore.

>>14226652
Go away New Zealand/Scotland. Fuck real animals, like jinkos

>>14226654
I could make a terrible joke if only she were holding a hoe instead of an ax.

>>14226654
She only wanted to be milked, it's nothing sexual!

>>14226589
Anything that's Undead.

>>14226643
>Ugly ganguro makeup
>No top of any kind
Greater Devil looks like a cheap hooker

>>14226657
>She only wanted to be milked, it's nothing sexual!
Bullfuckingshit. She was clearly in estrus. Had Kirihito had any balls he could've fucked her like a raging beast.

>>14226653
So angry! I think you need to spend time in the snuggle pit.

>>14226620
Average?

>>14226652
I want to sleep with a sheep without a peep

>>14226657
It isn't worth trying to debate, anon. Screw them. More cow for us.

>>14226661
He's better than that.

>>14226667
No he's not.

>>14226565
Fucking wonderful.

>Hey boy, are you part fish? You're supposed to thrust your hips into her not flop around like an epileptic!
>You know she's doing Sudoku in her head while you drill her/? Fucking Sudoku. You are officially less interesting than math.
Aw, what's wrong, cumming so soon? You can do it, be the little toaster that can hold his milk...he popped
>Yeah, he did, a pitiful amount, I'm glad I'm not him right now

This kills the man

>>14226657
>Squeezing a girl's breasts
>Nothing sexual
>Cucks actually believe this

>>14226666
Quads confirm this is now a cow thread.

>>14226589
Slap.jpg
>Damn bitch, ease off!

>>14226678
Fuck off.

>>14226598
Kill yourself fam.

>>14226683
nice meme

>>14226681
The Hero of Time is gonna tap that brown yandere ass though.

>>14226677
He's just milking a cow, people do it all the time!

>>14226678
>>14226666

>>14226690
As he should, as he should.

>>14226678
Praise be to glorious cowtits

>>14226690
Oh god, do you have the dong butter greentext?

>>14226630
I can't help but think about how I'd feel in that situation. I mean, sure, I've got the person I love holding me tight, and I'm in as perfect of a position as I can be.
But not being to hug back would make me a little sad.

If my waifu was like that, I think I'd just end up hugging her tighter, to try and get the point across that she shouldn't feel bad for not being able to squeeze back. Like hugging enough for two people.

>>14226677
Maybe they're one of the lucky few who got to touch their sister's tits.

Reminder that Holstaurus is best.

QUICK

Tell me the best delicious brown monster girl, and the best loli monster girl! If you don't, you'll have to take this alp!

>>14226697
Nope.

>>14226709
Apsara
Medusa.

>>14226709
>Brown monster girl
Oni
>Loli
I ain't into that mane

>>14226709
I don't know and I don't give a shit.

>>14226698
Just have her use her legs to hug you. Or just lean into you.

>>14226709
Shit, you got me. I guess I'll be taking my alp and leaving.

>>14226709
Pharaoh and Houri.

>>14226662
He deserves something more intense, send him to the Wendigo Rehabilitation Camp in the mountains and take care of sick, hurt Wendigos for a year

>>14226721
The alp is a fat stinky neet alp that's clingy!

>>14226709
I'll take the Alp and dress her up like pic-related.

Should I trust this Nureonago to cure my sore throat, right knee and left shoulder? I really want to get to lifting again asap and don't want to end up dislocating my hips.

>>14226723
Like hell I'd do that.

>>14226663
Would only be so lucky.

>>14226709
>Tell me the best delicious brown monster girl
Manticore
>and the best loli monster girl!
Familiar

>>14226727
I'm gonna make her MAMONO MANA into a delicious brown loli.

>>14226709
yeti
wendigo

If a monstergirl called me cute, as in cuuuuuuuute, I'd crack her across the jaw with a tire iron.

>>14226709
Anubis is best brown, obviously.

Best Loli, that's a bit harder to pin down. Is it the Baphomet, who trumpets the cause of loli dominance? Is it the witches who serve them readily? Is it the mice or the roaches who can swarm en-masse? Perhaps the adorable Dormice you just want to cuddle all day and night? Or perhaps...it is the Humpty Egg, a loli slime so horny, she developed from an unborn fetus just to fuck! I'mma go with Baphomet though. Leader of the Loli Cult and all.

>>14226737
What if she meant it?

>>14226720
I think we're assuming a quad-amputee here. But otherwise, hip-to-hip leg hugging would be just as good.

Rin'a route best route.

>>14226690
No don't minsuderstand, she can get the dick, it's just, she's so fucking desperate. Not sexy desperate either.

>>14226737
>implying "pinch your cheeks and shake them" cute
>not "twirling her own hair and shifting of legs so as not to show her own nectar" cute
You're looking at this the wrong way, nigga.

>>14226731
too bad

>>14226741
Double tap

>>14226747
Ara ara~

>>14226745
That makes me hard.

>>14226733
>Manticores
>Brown

Feel free to name any instance of them being brown skinned

>>14226750
No, I'm not going.

>All these people getting mad about being called cute
I would just enjoy the fact that someone cared about me.
;_;

>>14226755
That one recolour with the white fur.

>>14226753
>that artist

Ara ara~ in hell where you belong.

>>14226755
Bollocks' christmas and bottom heavy daughteru stories, and RS' Reverse Gloryhole.

>>14226709
best delicious brown is gandharva
best loli is familiar

>>14226747
>it's like he's forgotten how this goes
>I want to be cute! I want to be a delicate bishounen to a big strong monstergirl who'll take care of me! I want her to carry me and kiss my boo boos and make me feel safe!
You want to be cute fine, but do you have to be such a faggot about it.

>>14226760
I love when people get buttwrecked about artists.

>>14226760
But seriously, though, see >>14226610

>>14226770
nice slippery slope meme

>>14226770
>>
Now, there's a difference between looking good, and being submissive.
Their not entirely hand-in-hand.

>>14226775
>meme
That's precisely the kind of shit the cutefags spout, so you can kiss my dick.

>>14226782
>They're**
Dammit.

>>14226783
I love you goy, please stick around and be our analroasted Anon

>>14226773
Shouldn't you be in bed?
>lel you mad
Implying it's about the artist and not the horrendous shit he's done.

>>14226774
Here's your reply failed samefag flagger.

>>14226783
Does somebody want a hhhhhuugggggggg?

>>14226785
>You will never taunt a Hellhound.

>>14226782
Dude >>14226783, but YOU don't have to kiss my dick.

>>14226765
>Bottom heavy daughterus

>>14226439
Can I arrest that chubby Jabberwock? Because that ass is too fat.

>>14226798
Only if we can go beat up bishies after.

>>14226793
So you had fun during your vacation, then?
Would you kindly let us enjoy our time further? Without you?
You're shitposting without any merit at all over needless terms.

>>14226709
Salamander
Baphomet

>>14226801
Fuck off furfag.

>>14226798
How do you actually go about saying something like "hhhhhuugggggggg" anyway?
I mean, the "h" and the "u" parts are rest enough, but how do you draw out a hard "g" sound like that?

>>14226799
>You'll never tell her about your weiner.

>>14226805
But you are the bishie.

Which monster girl gives best kisses?
Hard mode, no tongue based ones.

So much hate in the thread today. Is everyone mad or do we just have one seriously assblasted anon?

>>14226799
>>14226815
>She can't rape you, because she's on duty handing out fliers
>She can't get angry, because she might risk burning the hotdog costume she's in

This is the type of Hell even a hellhound is not prepared for.

>>14226825
Probably just one assblasted Anon who's just happy his ban is gone.

>>14226825
Oh I think you know.

>>14226825
One or two seriously assblasted previously banned anons.
They don't really know when to quit.

>>14226793
>Failed
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>14226807
I know I'm a fish but this is insulting.jpg

>>14226824
A kiki drunk on headpats?

>>14226765
I'd ask how you faggots figured out the second part since it was originally posted as a Guest but the answer is moot.

>>14226834
So you can say, hurr, you're really good in paint? Fuck you.

You people are so fucking obnoxious, it's amazing.

>>14226824
That's tough. Personally, I'm more a fan of a slow, tender kiss as opposed to fucking a throat with one's tongue.
So for me, it's whatever monstergirl would be better at, and more predisposed to slow, lax, loving kisses.

>>14226823
Bitch I'll kill you.

>>14226848
More lich for me, then.

I want to sell my soul to my onee-san!

>>14226840
How else do you think I'd know that you wrote something even if you posted it as a Guest?

>>14226852
I'd rather trade.

>>14226856
A bird sang you a song?

>>14226846

>>14226491
>been playing dishonored
>finding this
welp

>>14226864
Nice blog faggot.

>>14226850
>yeti lich

Lies

>>14226864
Were you accosted by swarms of Rat Girls?

>>14226842
>Bluffing this hard
I'm a pretty naive faggot and you almost got me, but

>>14226871
Nothing is lies with the power of lich science. The greatest science in ze world.

>>14226874
Go back to /a/

>>14226852
>Demon onee-san tricks you into selling your soul to her
>You didn't understand. You were 8 and wanted that candy
>Now you're essentially her servant
>You spend almost all of your free time pampering her
>Any extra money that you get is spent on her now
>Whenever you try to tell her off, she just cripples you with pain
>You don't even get to go out with your friends without her dragging you back home
>The things you've seen & been made to do would have broken a man

>>14226879
That's still better than what I have now

At least someone would love me an find use in me

>>14226877
Not even from /a/.
I just like monstergirls, and Miia is cute.
That being said, you're still samefagging, and you're still bluffing.

>>14226873
yes, but nothing that a good grenade can't solve

>>14226864
To be fair Dishonored did a more grimdark take on the song because Victorian Era England is apparently the stencil upon which all grand, grimey, plague infested cities are drawing inspiration from.

>>14226873
Skaven smut when

>>14226873
>being raped by rat girls.

What a weak faggot.

>>14226494

tfw no Mama Miia sugar mama.

>>14226891
>Skaven smut when
Someone did make a short Skaven story, about some of them ambushing some poor plumber.
>>14226893
There's a lot of them Anon! A lone rat girl is no threat, but a swarm is dangerous!

>>14226888
Not him, just tired of you being an annoying faggot that keeps engaging him.

>>14226856
If I were to wager a guess either you frequent the IRC or know the writing style well enough. But no matter. What's done is done and all that.

>>14226898
Why don't we have more Monster Girl sugar mama's? They're fucking great, they need writefaggotry stat.

>>14226879
That contract isn't legally binding.

>>14226885
That's not love, anon.

>>14226905
>but a swarm is dangerous!

Yeah if you're a weak fuck or a beta who's into that garbage.

>>14226907
Okay, I did get carried away.
Still, the guy's gotta go lighten up, something.

>>14226709
Bapho and Bapho

>>14226913
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot.

People like you are just as bad as those shitposters because you keep fucking replying.

God damn I hate all of you.

>>14226913
No, both of you just need to learn that this is the internet and at some point you need to simply shut up.

>>14226911
It's the closest thing I'll ever have. An eternal life of servitude to a controlling dominant proud and demanding demon big sister is far from the worst thing in the world. It's best to just think how I at least have her in this cruel world while she makes me massage her feet.

>>14226912
So weak like you?

>>14226914
>Vanilla and chocolate baphomet combo

I cannot be held liable for the actions my dick commits.

>>14226917
>>14226915
Well, yeah.
You're not wrong.

>>14226893
>he never found the room with swarms of rat girls you have to toss corpses to in order to distract them and save the paladin

>>14226919
>Talking out of your ass.

I expected better from you anon.

>>14226914
The lack of brown Bapho art is terrible.

>>14226914
>chocolate Bapho

I want this for reasons.

>>14226912
>Has never engaged a group of monsters in a numerous swarm
Not him, I can confirm.
Engaging battle with 20+ enemies at the same time in ANY jRPG is asking for trouble.
He asked for trouble.

>>14226876
>greatest science
Oh yeah, can they...become real?

>>14226914
>Delicious brown Bapho
Yes.
YES

>>14226922
I'm sure a pair of Baphomets would say the same about the actions they'd commit with your dick.

>>14226932
>not having omnislash
>not having attack all

>>14226927
It's okay, you don't need to impress anyone, we get it, you're a hard guy. No one fucks with you because you're hardcore.

>>14226932
Again, only if you're a weak faggot.

>>14226879
>>14226918
Anyone have the edit of the delicious brown Demon? I need it for reasons.

>>14226932
No area slash

No wide swing

No spear sweep

Or hammer shockwave

Or AoE spell 101

>>14226938
>Attack All
Nigga, listen, did Bartz need Materia for that shit? No.
He just pressed Right.

>>14226932

Can be potentially hilarious if you have the right ability or spell. Cast something that nullifies a flat amount of damage, rather than a percentage. If rats are only hitting for 20 damage and you're impervious to everything below 30 damage, you're gonna have fun... until you realize how long it takes to clear them all out.

I hope you have Firaga.

>>14226813
By holding the "uh" sound in the g.

>>14226934
It's only a matter of time until some mad lich tries to throw herself outside the spacetime continuum of her world. Maybe.

>>14226952
So it would be "hhhhhhuuuuuuguuuuhhhhhhh" then.

Silly yetis and their words.

>>14226864
>go to amazon village
>scream they all a shit and the patriarchy rapes their butts
>stop time as they swarm you
>place a piss and shit trap where you were standing
>hide and watch them scream in rage and horror as they're covered in the foulest mixture of human leavings you could make

HUE

IT'S DONE

The art for my last daki is done.

They payment for the 7 meter has gone though and will ship soon

This is done, and i just have to order it


After that i can just slowly build up pillows



I did it guys

the snake pit is complete

>>14226932
>It's a Monster House
>A Large Mouse appeared!
>x20 of the same prompt
>Large Mouse used Agility
>Large Mouse used Agility
>Large Mouse used Agility

>>14226960
That's really gross.

>>14226963
>condom

[HATRED INTENSIFIES]

>>14226963
Holy shit.

>>14226963
That's some cute shit, man.
Nice.
If one wanted to also have a daki like that, would one simply need to, say, order it? Or commission it again?

>>14226965
Good thing I bought mousetraps from that Tanuki merchant earlier.

>>14226963

I'm actually pretty envious, congratulations. I respect your devotion.

>>14226969
Could have been a razor wire trap nigguh

>>14226879
>Finally get a day off from work & school
>Hoping for a day to yourself, but not expecting it
>Get woken up in the morning by a burning pain in your chest
>Make your way to your sister's room
>She's lounging on her bed, half-naked while watching TV
>'You couldn't give me one day?'
>'And let you miss out on spending time with your darling sister? I wouldn't dream of it!'
>'But since you're awake, Would you be a dear and make me some breakfast? And my feet could use a massage, too.'
>Yeah, no fuck this. You've had enough. 'Get it yourself.'
>The smirk on her face slips a bit. 'I'm sorry, what did you say?'
>A flick of he hand and the pain is back. You're not giving up, though.
>'That the best you can do?'
>'Hardly.' A flash and the pain is even worse now. You stagger a bit.
>'You know how to make it stop, sweetie. Just do what your dear sister asked you to.'
>'Fuck off.'
>Any sense of smugness on her face is gone. 'Excuse me?'
>It's even worse now, like someone was squeezing your heart. 'You heard me. Fuck off.'
>'You're making me do this.' A wave of her hand and now the pain's growing constantly.
>'There's only one way to stop it. Just do what I said.'
>You're doubled over from pain now, but you won't back down. 'Y-You can eat a dick. Not that one m-more would c-change you.'
>There's an odd look on her face now. 'Hey, are you crazy or something? You're gonna hurt yourself.'
>You're seeing stars at this point. 'I d-don't... care. T-Ten years of the s-same crap very day.'
>She seems actually worried now. 'Stop it. You're going to die if you keep going!'
>'F-Fine by me... I hate being a slave...'
>'Brother...'
>'I hate not having my own l-life...'
>'Please!'
>'B-But most of all, I... Hate... YOU!'
>'STOP!!!'
>The pressure in your chest releases just as you black out

>>14226981
That's not how you're supposed to employ razor-wire.

>>14226963
I like it.

>>14226965
>not having 255 SPD, AGI AND LUCK
>not having stop
>not having phys repel
A scrub to surpass chris chan

>>14226976
you would have to commission it again


Osiimi-chan on devientart/pixiv did that one, and i would definitely recommend her, The art is good and her prices are reasonable


I payed 120 bucks all together, and i've seen other artists her level or worse ask for 150 for just one side

>>14226963
And here comes Anon, showing us that it truly is possible to achieve our hopes and dreams.
God bless you and your snakepit, man. I'm happy for you.

>>14226965
Temporal Tower in Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky was horrible because of that.
I think it was Porygon Z who could use Agility and Discharge, which hit a hole room with stupid amount of Electrical damage. It was hell.

>>14226989
What the fuck are you on about that's perfectly legit.

>>14226922
It's alright, Anon. I'm sure no one who knows what a pair of Bahomets with a bottle of oil are capable of would blame you.

>>14226995
But Anon....my arms are blue

>>14226986
THIS GUN BE GUD

>>14227003
It's far better to use it to screen a defensive position and funnel opponents towards your GPMG trench. Putting it in a pit hoping someone will fall in is waste of time and resources.

>>14227006
Well meme'd my friend.

>>14226986
go on....

>>14226943
>for reasons
What's up? You said the same thing regards to the red Demon.

>>14227008
Doesn't invalidate my tactic.
God damn it I want to go on a genocide run now. Even though I beat it I still haven't played the dlc.

>>14226986
If this ends with that kid instantly forgiving her and having sex I will fucking end your life.

I want to play a Monster Girl civilization game, where you start as a small Human village and grow into a large empire.

Having diplomatic relations with the Pharaoh of Egypt, make shadowy dealings with the nine-tailed empress leader of the Kitsune and Kumiho, or going to war against a savage group of Selkie Vikings.

Turning Monsters against each other, conquering some and working with others.

>>14227013
Am I the only one who sees four feet in the thumbnail?

>>14227017
I hope you plan to use imgur.

>>14223620
Natives rescue a lost normal human girl and slowly corrupt her over the years until she's indistinguishable from her native counterparts then have her run into that blacksmith's boy she lived next to who's out hunting or something. Lewds ensue.

>>14226999
Did you DA note or email them?

>>14227022
I can only see a childbearing body

>>14227017
Either that or a monster girl 4x where you play a young Lilim who has to establish her rule and spread her influence.

>>14226965

>>14227028
DA note

She has a journal entry about commissions if you wanted to see her options

>>14223620
>Realistic monstergirl

>>14226937
>>14227005
The only question is, what do you do with them first?
Double naizuri?
Tribadism on dick?
Having them both lie prone, one atop he other so you can easily alternate which one you fuck?

And how do you cum first?
Do you do it on both of them?
Do you do it in one of them?
Or do you cum enough to paint the brown bapho's skin pearly white, and let both of them have fun licking it off of each other?

So many possibilities.

>>14226299
The demon lord?
But anon, if you kill her you're waifu becomes an evil killing machine more cartoony than the elder bairns in blood c

>>14223620
>Native American History
>The gods made the earth and everything on it, something, something Andrew Jackson is the devil incarnate.
I just summed up 700 years of bullshit history for you

>>14226995
>phys repel
>walking down the street
>see a yeti
>lock eyes with her
>you open your arms in welcome
>her smile could light up Nito's domain
>thunk
>thunk thunk
>she crashes time and time again against your invisible force field
>"Aw, come on, my arms are open here, don't you want to hug?"
>she tears up and lunges so hard she knocks herself out
>write xoxo on her cheek

God damn I would be evil as a wizard or someone of like power.

>>14227053
No, no, not the Demon Lord.
The thing that plans to overthrow the Demon Lord and start an age of anarchy among both humans and monstergirls everywhere.

>>14227049
>Tribadism on dick
That's good stuff. I have an image of a Baphomet and Dark Angel doing that.

>Double Naizuri
Also wondrous.

>Do you cum enough to p[aint the brown bapho's skin pearly white, and let both of them have fun licking if off of each other?
aka. How to recharge in under 10 seconds.

>>14227053
>implying my waifu isn't a Paladin

>>14223620
Anything with this lamia is good.

>>14226963
He did it
He actually bloody did it
The absolute madman

>>14226299
>>14227053
>>14227063
>There are people who would not channel the most Alpha of Western MCs for shit like this, who had a perfectly hate-fuckable Angel waifu
YOU WILL BE HUNTED, BY THE WHITE CITY FOR CERTAIN, AND THERE WILL BE OTHERS.

YOU WOULD WAGE THIS WAR ALONE?

... No, not alone.

>>14227064
>tfw no story about a bunch of pilgrims and the Monster Girl natives having the original thanksgiving feast.

Is your waifu a big girl from your point of view?