/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14202816
Hiroyuki isn't an "employer" and being a janny isn't a "job" unless you consider hot pockets an adequate form of payment.

>>14202816

Kill urself.

Protips: Don't die. Kill the enemy team.

>>14202847
>>14202862
It's a sales job for construction machine rental service.

>>14203067
Gratz! You'll have to do almost nothing!

If somebody is renting heavy machinery they already know what they need by the time they get to you, so there you go!

>>14203067
How do you sell a construction machine if you're just renting them out?

>>14203074
That's good to hear. I guess that's why my monthly pay is only 25万円

>>14203078
I don't know how but apparently it's a thing in Japan.

>>14203078
close contracts on rentals, what rental agency covers, what customer's responsibilities regarding equipment are [unlike Mecca, Japan frowns on having 25-ton cranes fall and crash into shit], etc.

Protip: kevlar vests work g00t v. danmaku...

Don't shave or wash or anything so they know you're committed to work about all else, even personal hygiene. Japanese live at the office, so this is the norm.

Wear shades, casually lean back in your chair, and sip on beer directly from the bottle to show you're not phased by this interview at all, and can work well under pressure. After a while, tie a tie around your head like Snake's bandana and sway around a bit to show it's alcohol you're drinking, just in case they suspect you're faking.

In response to any question casually ignore it for an uncomfortable period of time while looking in another direction before giving a single word or phrase answer in an uninterested tone, this is the Japanese art of "muguchi", which is very important in business. Replying quickly and in detail is seen as a tell that you're lying and trying to compensate for some kind of deficiency. When the interviewer is talking, provide a non-stop stream of affirmative noises like "yeah", "uh-huh", and "gotcha"; this is called "aizuchi". Try to speak louder than the interviewer so he can hear you're doing it. If you don't do this, they'll think you're not listening at all.

Light up a cigarette half way through - smoking is very important in Japanese culture.

If the interviewer talks too much, start exhaling loudly and look up in the air. He's just testing you and needs to know you're aware of what is a valuable use of time and what isn't.

Pretend to answer the phone half way through and give the impression you're arranging another job interview and don't allow the interviewer to end the interview on their terms, make sure you end it by telling them you have something trivial to do like watch anime. This will prevent them hesitating in hiring you, and they'll know you're a very busy person who could be lost to a rival company at a moment's notice. This will also make them pay you more so you stay with them.

>>14202816
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture
>Online job interview

What form of retardation has prompted you to post this here?