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Monstergirls are for _______

>>14197513
Ignoring.

>>14197513
Cuddlefucking and impregnation.
Also eskimo kisses and handholding.

I want to go fishing with a harpy!

>>14197500

Do the men foam at the mouth?

Hate to disappoint you guys but she doesn't fill her breasts with blood (though she is also not noted to be fundamentally petite so there may be some tall and busty individuals). It's just a reference to the red organ between her breasts. Here's the tweet that started that misunderstanding:

Question: いつもは憎らしいあの虫がこんなに可愛くなるなんて……。
I always hate those bugs, how could you make them so cute.....

吸った血液は、昆虫型のお腹の中に貯めこまれている感じですか？
Is it like the blood they suck is stored inside the insectoid stomach?

KC's reply:

そうですね～、胸元とお腹の所に血を溜めています（魔力混入で保存されています）
That's right~ They store blood around the stomach and breasts. (It's mixed with mana and stored).

もちろん一気にこれだけ吸ったわけでなく、溜め込んだ結果ですがｗ
Of course, they don't suck that much all at once. It's the result of storing it up w

>>14197513
Loving and comforting.

>>14197513
Turning other people into more monstergirls

>>14197524
Why wouldn't they?

I want to fight off and dominate a group of Kunoichi that try and assassinate me, then make all of them my wives.

>>14197524
Demon Rabies causes reddening of the eyes, induces a state of constant, violent arousal, and boosts semen production by an absurd amount.
Seriously, it makes men horny enough to fuck even Hellhounds silly.

So you could say they're foaming at the dick.

>>14197513
playful bullying and teasing throughout adolescence, then marriage and child-bearing.

>>14197511
can you niggers possibly fix your servers

>>14197526
As much I like normal Vampires, I can appreciate the amount of analpain Vampsquitos generate among them all while giving no fucks.

>>14197518
awawawawa

>>14197542
Teasing vampires is the best.

>>14197521
I want to go fisting with a harpy!

>>14197541
What servers?

>>14197548
No don't.

>>14197526
>vampires analpained about the name
>mosquito too busy fucking to care
I like them already.

>>14197546
Not matter the age, a wendigo never grows out of thei awawawa phase

>>14197548
That's one way to stuff a bird

>>14197526

All this girl did for me was prove how good raijus and thunderbirds are as bug zappers.

I wanna watch my Monster Girl daughteru meet other species for the first time and be curious about them and ask me questions about them!

>>14197526
Olev

>>14197561
>TFW telling your perfect, pure Yuki-onna daughteru to stay away from sluttly malcontents like hellhounds, raijus, and and succubi

>>14197571
You're a good a parent.

x is best girl

>>14197577
Seras is

>>14197577
You

Any monster girl artists who take commissions and draw nice lolis? I'd like to get a dakimakura-style drawing of the tiny lamia from monster girl quest, similar in draw style to pic related.

>>14197588
I'd recommend Norasuko; though, when I asked him for a Lich Dakimakura, he said no. Got that nice "Experiment" piece out of it, but still, dakimakura would've been nice.

>>14197588
Hope you get it done soon. You'll need it to keep you company during your impending three-day vacation.

>>14197588
Lolis? Or completely not-in-any-way-underage monster girls that recently joined the Sabbath?

>>14197649
Of course completely not-in-any-way-underage monster girls. They're just petite.

>>14197654
>not-in-any-way-underage
Are we talking about KC's canon 10-and-up age of sexual maturity (as is customary in Japan), or real-world age of consent?

>>14197658
I don't think Tiny Lamia's age is ever mentioned, so whatever you like more.

>>14197658
>Real-world age of consent
Which varies wildly across the world, and is actually a poor measure for confirming sexual maturity. You really should just say "16", the best-guess average most of the Western World seems to go with.

If monster girls where real they would probably ignore you more than normal girls and rape the jocks and chads of the world.

>>14197701
Your bait is stale brother, you aren't going to catch any fish with that.

>>14197701
But normies would hate monstergirls or just see them as one night stands.

>>14197701
I disagree good sir. Through the power of love and devotion, winning any woman's heart is possible. Even top tier waifus.

http://pastebin.com/jSdvUBhq

Continue, Yes or No?

>>14197701
>implying monster girls are built psychologically like human women and are thus predictable by those standards

>>14197548
>"Eh?! Nandatte?!"

>>14197716
Yes.

>>14197716
Nnnnyes

>>14197716
>natedecock
I like his stuff. He should draw more muscular monstergirls.

>>14197716
Go on.

>>14197723
Poor girl didn't even see it coming, quite literally with that hair.

>>14197733
I don't think that small ball and chain could stop a harpy of that size.

>>14197513
Back rubs and fluffy paw rubs
http://i.imgur.com/nrFxidn.png

>>14197716
>He is proficient in punching people in the face
One of the best ways to describe fighting ability

>>14197757
She could definitely use it as a weapon like that one guy from the third Basara game.

>>14197757
Some birds are big!

BIG!

Might wanna stay indoors...

>>14197701
Yeah, probably.

Well at least the world would be a little bit more interesting.

>>14197766
Thanks for the advice, but I would prefer to be raped by her while flying in the sky.

I wonder how a fox gets more tails?
is it just there the next day, is getting a new tail painful. or does she go through a DBZ style powerup.

>>14197701
If monster girls were real, by their biology alone they'd start skyrocketing in numbers after a few generations of reproduction to the point the supply becomes greater than the demand, thus there'll be a monster girl for everyone, as chads and jocks will be hunted down violently as they fight for such a limited resource and most will soon realize that there are other men available.

Monster girls are the beta uprising

>>14197794
DBZ style powerup definitely.

>>14197801
A fox getting her 9th tail like goku going ss3

>>14197801
Urge to dick smug fox rising.

>>14197814
Disgaea foxes would probably shatter your pelvis.

>>14197817
Worth it.

>>14197817
Can training help? At multiple times gravity?

>>14197812
>you will never get to see a fox go even further beyond to get her 9th tail

>>14197832
Well maybe if I marry one.

>>14197822
sure it can, you just have to ask yourself are you a man, or are you yamcha?

>>14197842

>>14197842
Cat loves food, yeah yeah yeah?

>>14197842
I think I might at least be a Krillin.

>>14197849
>Yamcha
>Getting any
Oh that's a laugh.

>>14197855
He might have got some from Bulma, though it's questionable. and then he got cuck'd by a saiyan.

>>14197842
I don't know who this Yamcha is, but it sounds just like Raditz.

>>14197526
>Like the girl's look
>Have a deep fear of parasites
>Reading all that fucking nope with blood-sucking in the profile
>But that impregnation fetish is just too fucking good
I need to write this girl, smut or not I fucking need it
Shit this girl gives me the most conflicted boner

>>14197538
This nigga knows.

>>14197766
i want to marry a statuesque, lightly muscled Gandharva

>>14197861
I feel the need to quote DBZA.
>"Y-Yeah, well...I-I slept with Bulma!"
>"Maybe, but unlike Vegeta, you can't prove it!"

>>14197538
so how you explain several ninja demons in your house or the noise you make at night?

>>14197881
What?

>>14197832
I can't see a fox doing a DBZ power up.
a salamander maybe, or a Valkyrie tuning dark, or even a zombie turning into a Wright. but not a fox

>>14197880
>'When my girlfriend left, she took all my money.'
>'When yours left, she took all HER money.'
>...
>...
>...
>'Gonna need a Senzu for that one.'

>>14197881
They are ninjas, and that means two words
Silent sex

>>14197822
Until you're level 9999.

>>14197889
>Valkyrie tuning dark
that's more Leona going blood riot instead of DBZ

>>14197865
>But that impregnation fetish is just too fucking good
I know, right?

Though I don't have a problem with the bloodsucking either apart from the weird lewd bite marks.
A petite insect girl greedily gulping down blood in preparation for copious amounts of babymaking sex is almost as good for me as the same girl hammering her hips eagerly for the umpteenth creampie.

>>14197889
>fox doing a DBZ power up

Don't have it on me, but I know there's a KC pic out there of an Inari with an energy aura around her. I imagine that it would be more subtle and involve less shouting/screaming.

>>14197897
>not being level 9999
What an embarrassment.

>>14197895
>Date a ninja
>She's really quiet, but can be sweet
>The sex is nice, at least when she bothers to take the time
>There are times when you don't even realize she's started riding you
>Hell, sometimes you don't even notice that
>There are times you can be sitting there, minding your own business, and suddenly your pants are gone, your crotch reeks of sex, and she's cuddling with you half-naked
>You always get the sense that it was amazing, but you can never actually recall it happening
>Fuck this stealth bullshit

>>14197897
Just use cheat engine.

>>14197895
>Silent sex
not for me
doing it with several ninja women is awesome, doing it in silence would drive me mental

>>14197895
>A Kunoichi will never sneak into your room during the full moon.
>Never take off her kneesocks and use them to tie your arms to your bed.
>She'll never rip off your pants, and ride you in the reverse missionary position while covering your mouth with her hand and looking you in the eyes.
>You'll never pass out from exhaustion and wake up to find her sucking you off under the covers.
>She'll never declare you her boyfriend.

God fucking damn it.

>Kitsune with one tail marries a man
>She's always teased by her sisters
>After a night of wild, hard and borderline violent sex fueled by raging mushrooms, she wakes up and starts to brush her tails
>Tails
>Two tails
>She spends several wordless minutes looking between her new tail and her sleeping husband's dick
>She rushes out to the store and buys $2,000 worth of raging mushrooms
>She gets home just as he's waking up
>He's confused and asks her both why she has so many raging mushrooms and what she plans to do with them all
>She turns around and shoves her ass towards his face and excitedly shouts "Count them! Two!"
>He smiles and tells her that he's just as happy as she is that she finally grew another tail, and asks what all this has to do with each other
>"We're going to repeat last night until I have 9. Call your boss, you're not going anywhere for a while."

>>14197904
If you mean this one, I think it's meant to be more like a menacing aura.

>>14197913
>Never take off her kneesocks and use them to tie your arms to your bed.
Good, she should leave them on.

>>14197913
Good, fuck being tied up.

>>14197913
Good, fuck not being in charge.

The only one that's getting tied up is her.

>>14197916
>talking about both foxes and kunoichi
>got pic ninja'd
damn you

>>14197924
CIA please.

>>14197928
Eat shit.

>>14197898
>Leona going blood riot
that doesn't work for dark Valkyries either.
BR leona would be more if a human got turned into a ushi-oni or something.

>>14197915
cute.

>>14197920
>>14197924
I don't think you really get my "raped by a ninja girl" fantasy here.
The whole point is not being in control.

>>14197938
You're a faggot and your fetish is garbage.

>>14197941
You seem mad.
Are you by chance a certain salty asshole who hates when people have fun he doesn't like?

>>14197941
Does someone need a hug?

>>14197716
V"Dearest sister, if you are reading this, you are still a hikki nerd who has not been plowed once in her decrepit life. I have not only met a male human, but we have had sex many times. Missionary, doggy, anglerfish style--- We're doing so now while I write this, so please ignore the stains on the note."
>continue?
YES
CONTINUE

>>14197938
No, I got that.

I shall still scoff at your taste.

>>14197913
>You will never be stalked by a Kunoichi who hates being seen
>You will never feel her cold glare on you while she stalks you at various times of the day
>You will never not see her when you turn to see where the feeling is coming from
>You will never not know that she's several meters away, hiding herself while covering her face with her hands until she knows you're not looking her way

>>14197932
Pretty much a human woman turning into any Aggressive monster could fit BR Leona.

As for dark valk, I cant think of a good one

>>14197916
>The wife when she finds out the kids were sneaking cookies before the dinner she made

>>14197953
I want to hold her hand.
Maybe ruffle her hair and kiss her cheek too.

>>14197953
jesus woman your a ninja, not a mario ghost!

>>14197916
That's the one. Still, even a mere menacing aura is a chance that you're dealing with someone on the verge of going full super saiyan on your ass. In any event, that is the face of someone you do not want to provoke.

Would you punish a cat burglar with a stern spanking?
Would you do it again when she came back and 'tripped' on that skateboard you don't even own?

>>14197960
Thing about it, what with the whole "disciplined thing" leona would bake a good jinko
or maybe a mantis or kunoichi seeing as she doesn't talk much.

if she was suck in BR then salamander or hellhound would be the choice.

>>14197993
*thinking

>>14196523
>half-assing the depravity
Surely you jest.
>>14197993
>disciplined
>leona
Wait a minute.

>>14197989
Anon please, I've already got five mice in my basement who broke the three time rule.

I don't need a cat too

>>14197999
As in military discipline.

>>14198003
Still reminds me of a certain ojou who got coke up her butt.

>>14198003
yeah

>You'll never date a power bottom Hellhound with a fat ass.
>She'll never aggressively shove it in your face while shaking it and demanding that you spank her while fucking her doggystyle.
>She'll never leg lock you when you cum and demand you keep going.
>She'll never cuddle your exhausted body afterwards.
>She'll never wake you up the next morning with a forceful blowjob.
Damn it.

>>14198002
It's a fat cat ass anon. You sure? She can help bully those mice if you are overworked you know.

>>14198005
What?

>>14198007
You need to believe, anon.

>>14197993
Who is Leona and what is BR?

>>14198012
Leona Morimoto, from the VN Discipline: Record of a Crusade.
I just made a word association.

>>14198007
>Hellhound
>Ever being not being on top

Fuck off.

>>14198007
>Power Bottom
>Fat ass
But if she's got that, I'd rather she go reverse cowgirl...

>>14198007
>You will never hotdog the Hotdog
>You will never see your dick disappear as it sinks in between her asscheeks
>You'll never watch her sweat turn into steam as you fuck the feral daylights out of each other

>>14198010
Yeah, 1st time she gets a warning.
Second time I put in a pair of horsecock sized dildo's that only some wizard I know can removed.
Third time she stays here FoREVeR

>>14198018
>Implying the top in the only position you can dominate from
Git gud anon.

>>14198018
And the *dom retard shows up.

>>14198018

>>14198007
>forceful blowjob
Why does this sounds so appealing?

>>14198020
Don't you want to watch her ass jiggle every time you thrust into it though? To hear her moans and demands that you thrust faster and harder?

>>14198021
Oh man, hotdogging a Hellhound would probably be heavenly.

>>14198024
You're a fucking idiot and should hang yourself.

>>14198020
This is good, too. As long as you get to bury your cock into those meaty cheeks, watch her lips grip you as you thrust, and feel that ass slap against your crotch, ripples running through it.

>>14198033
Because she's shoving your entire dick into her mouth and sucking on it as fast and hard as she can to get you to cum in her mouth over and over again?

>>14198018
I miss the days when bait was actually subtle and clever.

>>14198043
Yes, maybe it's that.

>>14198007
That sounds absolutely awful.

>>14198041
>Aggressive deepthroating from anyone with brimstone breath
That heat would have to feel insane

>>14198040
>>14198047
Salty anon is back.

>>14198048
Meant for>>14198043

>>14198041
Please remember not to over feed your hellhound.

No one takes them seriously if they have a jelly belly.

>>14198007
>>14198021
People going back to "You will never" greentext huh? I guess these threads really are dying.

>>14198046
She wouldn't stop even after the third time either, she'd keep going until you have nothing left to give, all while occasionally opening her eyes to look at you and give you an adoring stare.

>>14198048
It'd probably be like sticking your dick into a hot tub.

>>14198054
Huh?

>>14198054
We're not dying, I'm just old fashioned.

>>14198054
This reminds me of that clay tablet from Assyria dating back to something like 2000 BC that said how the youth are no longer good for anything and how the world is coming to an end because of all the depravity.

>>14198052
That's a perfectly acceptable amount of weight on a girl. She still looks perfectly fine.

>>14198018
>implying Hellhounds aren't also incredibly dangerous whilst on their back
>Especially whilst on their back
>Implying her hips won't move on their own, while also leglocking you, forcing you into a state where she's wriggling around your cock for minutes, no, hours at a time with no way for you to escape her
Jesus, even thinking about it gives me the vapors.

>>14198061
>Underboob
>That Ass
>Barely fitting bikini
>Smug grin
>This perspective.

Oh my. She's gonna sit on my face isn't she?

>>14198065
>Hellhounds
>Incredibly Dangerous
nigga they are glorified guard dogs.

>>14198061
Yeah, but some folks enjoy making the softest thing known to man.

You can't expect a hellhound to be frightening if she's got chubby cheeks and has tig ol' bitties that block her line of sight.

No that I could blame them, it would be fun.

>>14198055
>sticking your dick in a hot tub
>Just warm enough without being too hot
>Specifically being massaged & pleasured as opposed to the bubbles just feeling good
So amazing then?

>>14198061
Imagine her sitting on your face.

>>14198068
I'm talking sexually dangerous.

So since partners in MGE can change things about each other what happens when both of them clash with their wishes?

Like what if the man wants his wife to calm down a little and be more open to switching up who's on top or something while she wants the opposite? I'm guessing what happens is in that case the wife wins.

>>14198016
Leona Heidern from king of fighters
BR means Blood riot. haven't got a pic of her in that state

>>14198073
That's what I was going for.

>>14198074
I'm doing that and it's glorious.

>>14198041
That's some anons OC donutsteel Hell-Kitsune, not a Hellhound.

>>14198077
>I'm guessing what happens is in that case the wife wins.
Literally the opposite.

>>14198077
>caring about what females want
What is this nonsense?

>>14198084
Really? Could've sworn the monster girl would have won since they would have had more experience controlling DE.

>>14198086
I don't know, it was just bugging me so I wanted to ask.

>>14198077
I don't know.
As far as I know, it would be a toast-on-cat situation. There's no telling what the outcome would be, provided their wills were equal.
Like if you had a guy with an Apophis wife who said, "You know, we actually shouldn't fight with the Pharaoh," and the Apophis wife said, "You know we should bully the Pharaoh so hard," my guess is it would come down to who wants what more.

I'm imagining what it would be like to woo a Hellhound.
Just, training for weeks on end to get stronger, run faster, and hide better.
Then walk up to an unmarried Hellhound, honk her breasts, smack her ass and run.

>>14198093
there's no exercise that makes your pelvis unbreakable, anon

>>14197880
>"I've slept with Bulma, you can even ask her!"
>"Bulma's on the phone!"
>"Never mind."

>>14198093
>training for weeks on end to get stronger
She dies in one punch

>>14198093
It would be extremely pleasurable.

>>14198091
>it was just bugging me so I wanted to ask
Very well, allow me to help you out: MGE is wish fulfillment for men. The only way she would win is if you wanted her to.

>>14198095
Really?
Not even kegels?

>>14198098
>tfw you leveled too much
It usually feels good, but this...

>>14198098
Saitama please.

>>14198093
>At the time Anon thought it was a good idea
>But then it dawned on him that he just groped and smacked the ass of a hound whose place of residence is the deepest regions of Hell
>No, he did not pick up speed. That would be an understatement

>>14198098
God I would love to have Saitama's power if monster girls were real.

>>14198095
That's what healing potions are for.
Besides, what's a chase without the thrill of danger?

>>14198098
I was gonna get mad for a second but then I caught it. You've got good taste.

>>14198069
It's a prey luring method. Hellhounds get all soft and curvy as an alternate method to catch husbands.

Hapless humans are entranced and drawn in by the combination of fluffy fur, supernatural warmth, and enticing softness. It causes them to act without thinking, nearing the hellhound in a mindless state so they can cuddle and fall asleep with her.
Then, the hellhound pounces, using her superior mass to pin the human, so she can have her way with her smothered, subdued prey.

>>14198093
>implying

Hellhounds aren't meant to be woo'd you fucking faggot.

>>14198018
>>14198040
>>14198047
>>14198111

>>14198106
>Walk up to demon lord
>Punch her in the face
>She instantly explodes
>The world has been saved from monsters.

>>14198111
>He doesn't want to woo a Hellhound by giving her a good chase.
Those trips are WASTED on you Salt-kun.

>>14198109
But if they miss then they're at the mercies of the Anon!
Being that big leaves them vulnerable to the fleet of foot!

>>14198111
Such a lust for sodium, WHOOOOOO?

>>14198115
>Sexy monstergirls that just want husbandos turn into flesh eating beasts again
BRAVO

>>14198114
I think he's not even trying now.

>>14198123
T'was an accident...

>>14198115
>Turned all Monstergirls back into mon stars
>Saved
Oh yeah, you saved the world alright
Congratulations. You're a fucking hero. you should get a medal

>>14198123
Who cares when they can all be easily killed with one hit.

>>14198123
But then we could live out our heroic romances and slay beasts!
Or die trying.
Or die as nameless side characters in someone else's story.

>>14198123
Then you just have to punch a couple more things.

No big deal.

>>14198115
>>14198123
You forgot the redundancy units- I mean lilim. All the lilim who now want to corrupt you with panties aflame.

>>14198123
>>14198127
The answer is clearly to punch a ball of demonic energy so hard it turns all monsters into monstergirls forever with no connection to the Demon Lord at all.

>>14198131
Just punch the corruption out of them.

>>14198133
This. If violence didn't work the first time, you didn't use enough violence.

>>14198131
Then you have the probable millions of people who were married to their loving wives, which you now took away from them
Dark Matters who are no longer monsters and are probably now Black Holes
Doragons
Wonderland breach
Nature being fucked up

You pretty much ended the world, champ

>>14198140
Eh, what a shame.

Just punch until the problem is solved.

>You will never go on a RPG-esque journey to train yourself to become strong enough in order to win the heart of the monster you hope to make your wife
>She will never be the mid-game boss, fighting her after having made several friends along the way who also joined your party
>She will never be your final party member, joining you on your last journey to slay the destroyer of worlds or whatevs
>That old man will never sacrifice his life to save you and the rest of your party when shit hits the fan too hard
>You will never kill the destroyer of worlds and take your MG back to your home, having the fiercest sex for 14 days and 14 nights after your wedding
Oh, what a heavy day!

>>14198120
Then they'll need to make sure their prey is sufficiently lured. Maybe turn around and wave their jiggling ass in his face, and waft their tail over his nose a few times so he breathes in the scent of their womanhood.
Then, the intoxicating smell will fill his mind, and he'll sink even further, only able to watch as the leering hellhound lies him down without resistance and starts having her way with him.

>>14198135
How would that work? I mean, would they become human or something?

>>14198140
I don't think you quite understood what I meant.

Paladins pls go to bed.

>>14198129
>heroic romances

With who?

>>14198140
None of those things are a threat to anyone living outside of a monster infested shithole. Just set up some quarantine zones and everything continues as usual.

>>14198148
That's not what the word means! I mean stuff like wearing snappy armor and scaling mountains and fighting giants and duelling against other heroes and saving damsels in distress and telling any and all feminists to fuck off and go save a dude in distress if they're so upset.

>>14198078
you are right in saying that both reagular and BR leona would make a good monster

>>14198151
Oh yes, let's quarantine a Black Hole
Yeah
Yeah, Anon
Let's just build a border around a black hole
That's some genius thinking. You should get the Nobel Peace Prize

>>14198148
Wyverns are pretty good justice waifus. They're your mount, shield brother, and lover all in one. And if anyone were to injure you, she can just release the beast by going dragon form & ripping them in half.

>>14198158
And they'll be there to wake you up when you're oversleeping for Dragoon school.

>>14198154
that actually looks to me like she's turning into a salamander.

>>14198158
DRAGOON STORY WHEN?!

>>14198145
Maybe but they better watch their tails.
Some Anons don't like to play fair and an unlucky hellhoud like that may find herself at the mercies of an Anon who's got an ample supply of milk and wonderland cake.

A hellhound who falls to them may become nothing more than a big soft pillow for anon to snuggle at night, her day's of chasing, and moving quicker than a walk, long gone.

>>14198161
And put a blanket over your shoulders when you've fallen asleep studying?

>>14198158
>Wyverns
>dragon form

>>14198145
You act like I wouldn't pull down my pants and fuck her doggystyle right there.
I mean yeah, she'd be able to have her wicked way with me after the first shot, but hey I'm only human.

>>14198173
If vanilla dragon and wurm have those, one can assume that wyverns have them as well.

Otherwise, the whole dragoon thing is not gonna work out.

>>14198173
You know what I'm saying, damnit. All draconic species can assume their pre-Demon Lord form. I just used 'dragon' as a blanket term.

>>14198173
Because Wyvern going Wyvern form sounds awkward. Same with Ryu going Ryu form, or Wurm going Wurm form or Jabberwock going full Christopher Lee.

Okay maybe not that last one.

>>14198171
Yes, if you meant to say after you lost consciousness from a late-night spar with her because she's going to be the best and her scores WILL NOT DROP BECAUSE OF YOUR LAZY ASS!

>Where do you think you're going, poindexter?

>>14198184
To chase all the mice out of the barn. No, I don't need my pants. Yes, I do need all this rope.

>>14198184
Gnome, Sylph and Undine know exactly what's about to go down, but Ignis appears to be in trouble.

>>14198184
Who, me?

I want to punch a monster girl in the face repeatedly as she's trying to rape me until she leaves

>>14198186
She seems to have gotten herself in a sticky situation
Seriously, she looks stuck

>>14198185
You're seriously hidoi. I need a picture of an Oomukade wrapped in a security blanket.

>>14198188
I want a monster girl made of water to rape you, rendering your salt edges ineffective!

>>14198184
I'm going to get forced breasfeeded and cuddle raped.

>>14198184
Just going to clean out the barn, ladies. Make sure it's nice and clean for everyone that's sleeping in there. Though I'd appreciate some assistance if you two have the time. Cleaning it alone can get tedious. And I hope you don't mind if I just leave my shirt off while I work? It gets really hot in there.

>>14198180
>Dragons can turn into huge beasts of cataclysmic fire and destruction
>Wyverns can transform into their long, slender counterparts for optimal flight
>Wurms can completely cover their bodies in scales for maximum invulnerability

What can Ryus do?

>>14198198

turn into shenron

>>14198192
If monster girls won't listen to words, they'll have to learn through violence.

>>14198198
They become the long, serpentine chinese dragons, releasing their normally suppressed ferocity while keeping their magic powers.

>>14198201
makes sense.

>>14198201
Hopefully you will die bitter and alone, just like now.

>>14198184
Unfortunately I'm on Cockatrice Egg duty, so wish me luck and give me a blindfold I guess.

>>14198198

Wurms can turn into their full beast from too, it's more then just covering themselves in scales.

>>14198184
What a cute butt.

>>14198212
I'm okay with that, if monster girls couldn't handle a man actually wanting to defend himself so he can have sex on his terms with a monster girl he likes they can fuck off.

>>14198192
Not him, but correct me if this sounds dumb, but have you ever wanted to be classmates with an MG who you know well enough where you get into fistfights with each other over dumb shit you say to each other several times over the course of months until the two of you realize just how perfect you are for each other?

>>14198184
Why is the most alluring thing in this picture the weresheep's ears? I just want to touch those fluffy flicking fuzzballs.

>>14198184
>Holst tries to bully a man like her cool minotaur onee-san.
>She can't even offer a slight insult without apologizing for being mean.

>>14198201
But anon, she's not solid enough for your punches to have any effect! You'll have to wait for her spine to develop!

>>14198224
that actually sounds kind of nice

>>14198221
That might work.

Until you find a monster that gets off on violence.

Punching a salamander in the face only makes her wetter.

>>14198227
She's getting buried in a nice deep hole.

Nobody needs those fucking things in their life.

>>14198227
I want her to remake the egg so we're both trapped inside it, then fuck her until she's fluffy and three times her original size.

>>14198230
Is that because a Charmander gets tougher when hurt?

>>14198226
Cute.
I'd date her.

>>14198230
Then I'm going to have to punch harder.

>>14198239

That only makes her want you more, and the ensuing rape more brutal.

>>14198244
Then I'm going to have to punch even harder, and in different places.

>>14198224
>>14198229
>You and an Oni girl always getting in arguments with each other
>Whether it be about school duties, lost notes, or just differing opinions on celebrity shit
>Getting in each other's faces with a long exaggerated "Haaawwwh!?"
>Start making threatening gangster faces at each other
>Then trilling 'R's at each other as you start talking about how you're gonna kick her ass, and she to you
>People don't even try to break it up anymore, as you've done this countless times before
>They know better
>Within minutes, you're both sitting on the floor, covered in bruises, laughing about how dumb the two of you are for fighting so much

>>14198249
Yes, and with different limbs.

Like your dick. In her vagina.

>>14198254
No, with my fists and only in places outside her body.

No sex, I don't want to have sex with a dumb lizard.

What would the best monster be for healing, especially for someone having suffered serious trauma?

Not asking for myself, obviously. Just curious.

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Onis may or may not be threatening to shatter my knees if it does.

>>14198255

You ever consider that the monster might restrain you?

Lord help you if you get caught in a spider girls web.

>>14198259
None of them.

>>14198251
I'm ok with this.

Has the King returned to these threads once more?

>>14198259
>Monster girls
>Healing serious truma
They might be able to help with small stuff like depression but for serious trauma a MG wouldent be able to do shit.

>>14198264
Fire.

If all else fails I'll light myself on fire.

>>14198268
Monster Girl Gondor has no king. Monster Girl Gondor NEEDS no king. Only Prince Consorts.

>>14198270

How are you going to do that when you're incapacitated?

What if it's a lava golem that's restrained you?

Face it, you are going to get raped.

>>14198251
>your pride is crushed when Anon suggests the oni is holding back to keep from injuring your frail human self
>there was now way you could have ever won against her
>she just lets you get in a few good hits to make you feel good
>how could you interact with a monster who wouldn't even fight you with honesty
>the two of you no longer argue, your heart just isn't in it anymore

>>14198273
I'm not getting fucked raped, fuck you.

I'll bite, claw, kick and punch to keep myself from getting raped.

>>14198259

Yetis are the obvious answer, same with any monster with a gentle disposition I'd think.

Though the more intelligence ones could probably do more practical help. Pretty sure a 500 year old fox would know a thing or two about the subject.

>>14198280

You can fight it sure, but you can't stop it. That's a common theme of the setting. If monsters gave up just because they encountered resistance then they wouldn't be rape machines now would they?

Fighting is easy, being successful is the hard part.

>>14198259
Mindflayers.

>>14198275
You just had to go there, didn't you?

>>14198286
Ah fuck you.

I hope you get hit by a truck after having your home burned down.

>>14198286
Train more faggot

>>14198281
>A monster will never wrap her arms around you when she notices you're sad.
>She'll never hold you close and tell you "Everything's going to be okay."
Goddamn I could use a hug right about now.

>>14198289
Would said truck plow him into the burning house and explode?

Captcha, that's a 'Beware of dog' sign not a street sign.

>>14198269
>>14198265
Well, back to the drawing board I guess. It was probably too dark of a story idea anyway.
>>14198281
Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well but trauma, it turns out, is a pretty irrational thing.
>>14198287
This would probably work but would also probably be just as bad in the end.

>>14198290
Nothing like a training montage to help you get revenge against the smug Monster Girls who raped you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4

>>14198280
I love the mental image of a person putting all his strength into not being raped.
"YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"

>>14198293
Hopefully.

>>14198290

Train all you want, monsters have been built for rape from the ground up.

You need actual divine intervention to fight them on equal terms. So I hope you're the pious type.

>>14198297
Too bad that doesn't matter at all since you'll be raped within seconds.

It's literally impossible to defend yourself against monster girls.

>>14198289

If I do I'll come back as a ghost girl and rape you.

>>14198300
>grinding is a thing in MGE
>You need actual divine intervention
Is this bait?

>>14198290
Training only does so much when there are beings running around with all the power & durability of the Ancient Dragon packed into a supermodel's body. And unlike that fight these things aren't being governed by a horribly exploitable AI. You'll only be able to ninja flip so much before you're either extra crispy or her husband.

>>14198305
I'll coat my house in salt motherfucker.

>>14198300
Are firearms divine intervention?
This is usually where the argument leads to but I may be skipping a few steps.

>>14198302
It's not rape if I kiss her before she rips off my pants!

>>14198302
I'll bet that a monster girl could even rape a man while blind.

>>14198302
Look at this weakling. Point at him and laugh.

>>14198226
>living out in the sticks was hell on your social life
>school is your only chance for social interaction closer than 50 miles away
>except for the farms
>but fuck those places
>damn haughty centaurs
>but never mind that you have a big problem
>prom is two weeks away and you don't have a date
>suddenly a hand smacks your books out of your hand and you hear a barely audible "sorry"
>it's Beth the one Holstuarus in your school
>she was pretty shy until she met the rowdy Minotaur triplets and fell in with their 'gang'
>but you know better
>you've lived next door to Bethany for almost ten years
>she does all of her homework, helps her little sister with hers too
>she watches over her grandmother and discuss their favorite soap operas
>her favorite soap opera is 'All My Cheshires'
>snap back from your walk down memory lane and Beth is glaring at you
>"ANON! DID YOU HEAR ME!"
>ohshitohgodcodeblue
>"Sorry Bethany-"
>"I TOLD YOU IT'S BETH!"
>Beth. I'm sorry I wasn't listening."
>now you did it
>you can see your death in her eyes
>but it never comes
>she's almost crying now
>"I WANT YOU TO GO TO PROM WITH ME!"
>oh so that's what she's talking about
>"Okay."
>"I WILL NOT TAKE NO- Wait a minute..."
>"I'll go with you Beth. When do you want me to pick you up?"
>you never get your answer as you're now headfirst in cowtits
>"OH ANON! I'M SORRY I WAS SO FORCEFUL! NOW YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF ME!"
>have to take thirty minutes to explain that you want to go to prom with her
>after that you're again smothered in cowtits

>>14198308
Not the same anon, but you seem to have a great deal of salt.

>>14198315
Fuck off maledom nigger.

You're the most obnoxious shitposter in these threads.

>>14198306

No, it's not bait, the heros of the setting had divinely granted strength.

Hell, Valkyries are built around creating heros and giving them blessings.

>>14198307
>>14198300
>Training only does so much when there are beings running around with all the power & durability of the Ancient Dragon packed into a supermodel's body.
That's factually wrong KC himself said you could train hard and become stronger then any monster like in an RPG

>>14198319
>blessings
Like golden showers and stuff?

How do you grind in MGE? Can monstergirls cough up XP and be defeated by headpats?

>>14198318
Salt-kun, you shouldn't be talking about shitposting.

At all.

>>14198309
Firearms can't put down tings that don't have a physical form, and there's plenty of creatures with natural armor strong enough to resist them. Unless you intend to become a mixture of Rambo, Van Hellsing, and the Goddamn Batman, something's going to get you eventually.

>>14198309
Might as well bust out the minefield at the same time.

>>14198323
>He fell for the lie

There is absolutely no way to be stronger than a monster girl unless you're a Gary Stu fanfiction character.

>>14198319
You don't need to be a hero to be strong though.

>>14198316
Fucking glorious.
Now the question is, did Anon get any after prom?

>>14198309
the only divine firearm is the Holy Hand Grenade
>stupid

>>14198319
You dont need to be a hero you can grind from village peon to living god in MGE.

>>14198302
Dream a little man
there is no point to a tale if ending is the same every time
and even if there was, dont you want more to it then, "guy met monster, and then he was raped"
going by this, lizard girls and salamanders will die cold and alone

>>14198329
Careful not to fall for this one.

>>14198323

Just get lots of LOVE

>>14198309

Useless against many monsters. Fighting a slime would be like trying to fight a T-1000.

Hell, wurms are so overpowered I have no idea what could take them out.


Now that I think about it why don't we have a liquid metal T-1000 slime monster? One that has shape shifting abilities.

>>14198329
There is always becoming a wizard. Supposedly trained swordsman can overpower low-tier monsters as well.

>>14198331
Short Answer:
>yes
Long Answer:
>yes he did

>>14198337
Determination.

>>14198323
Maybe it's like Succubus Quest where you defeat Monstergirls by making them orgasm first.

>>14198341
>Hell, wurms are so overpowered I have no idea what could take them out.
Wizards

Grind on Imps!

With your cock!

>>14198316
>I want a holst to act all tough around her Minotaur sisters but be all cuddly when we're alone

>>14198335
Sorry to break it to you anon, but only a VERY few amount of people can defend themselves against monster girls, people who are self insert fanfiction characters that can do nothing wrong.

Everyone else gets a monster girl they don't like and live in an unhappy relationship where their fetishes are never fulfilled.

>>14198349
>Wizard casts Fireball!
>Wurm looks exited!
>Wurm wants to know if Wizard is a flammenwurmer!

>>14198307
>Supposed to be writing a fight against a Dragon
>Put it off perpetually
God I suck.

Spoilered for blogshit, but I just hate days where literally all that I can think is "I suck". Everything about the day is just "I suck".

>>14198352
Just beware of the seduction move.

>>14198342
So what, only one or two of the really shitty monster girls that won't fight back anyway?

Yeah, that's a real big reassurance.

>>14198354
Is anyone else encountering unsolvable captchas? I swear to god I'm getting pissed because I can't pass the fucking human test.

>>14198359
How could you put that off? Me, I'm putting off a boring kuudere bugfight, but you? You've got good shit to be working on.
>>14198366
Captcha wants me to pick street signs where there aren't any, but happens only every other time.

>>14198364
More like "everything with no notable magical powers or noted super strength" which is like a good third of the monsters.

>>14198354
>Everyone else gets a monster girl they don't like and live in an unhappy relationship where their fetishes are never fulfilled.

Except for Alps, right? They're just living the fucking dream.

>>14198360
Too late!

>>14198358
>Wizard casts fireball
>Wurm says "I know that trick too!"
>Wurm lights herself on fire
>Wurm goes to sleep because it's so comfy

>>14198325
Guns were designed with humans in mind, I would think an alternate setting could feature guns or weapons designed specifically against monsters. Something to balance the field when the narrative requires, not to tip it completely into human favor.

>>14198364
If you want to beat monsters so bad become a wizard then go curse lilims into submission.

>>14198369
>third

Good joke.

>>14198335
Agreed
if monsters were truly unbeatable then that gimmick gets thrown in the trash

>>14198377
Not going to happen unless you're born into fanfiction powers.

At best if you try and become a wizard you'll get to do shitty party tricks.

>>14198375
>Wurm has to pour oil on herself to set herself on fire
>sleek, sexy, oil covered Wurm confuses and frightens the virginal Wizard
>her sleeping form beckons to him
>Wizard creates a shield to protect against fire
>enters the coils

>>14198376
So high explosives? There's not much that would injure Wurm-dragon-Ushioni-lich style monsters.

>>14198379
I often wonder who some people here want MGs to be unbeatable.

What's the appeal?

>>14198386
It's not so much that I want them to be unbeatable, it's just that being a regular human, I can't see any way to beat one that's above Maus-tier.

>>14198335
Except Lizards and Salamanders also rape men into submission, they don't need men to defeat them at all.

>>14198377
Cursing LILIM is a bit high, but you could certainly duel with dragons, liches, witches, etc. with sufficient study.

>>14198382
I think you may be underestimating a wizards arcane might.

>>14198382
It's amazing how many times people fall for your bait.
Is everyone just bored, or really stupid?

>>14198384
>wurm on fire
>Sleeping
>Wizard sleeping with monster
That entire post just confuses me.

>>14198384
>nine months later a new, terrifying breed of wurm was born
>they breathe fire and know basic magic
>they are the Hell Wurms

>>14198386

Not every one, only the higher order monsters. Monsters that are suppose to be powerful.

You can beat a slug girl by just walking at a brisk pace after all.

>>14198394
Like fire, Hellfire~
This fire in my skin~
This burning~
Desire~
Is turning me to sin!

>>14198390
I'd argue that if MGE humans can learn magic/grind to god-tier power, you can't really compare them to us.

>>14198371
Imps! My only weakness!

>>14198395
Heck Wurmling you mean.

>>14198392
>Cursing LILIM is a bit high
Why? Wizards have just as much power as lilim but the difference is they have to work their entire lives to earn it so why wouldent they be able to beat a donut steel who was simply born with power?

>>14198377
Why cursing her when you can be as dense as mercury?

>>14198400

The average one most certainly can't.

It's like comparing RPG protagonist and party members to just the decoration NPCs, which make up the vast majority of the population.

>>14198400
>I'd argue that if MGE humans can learn magic/grind to god-tier power
>implying

No way anon, at best you'd be able to give something like an Oni or Ogre a run for her money, but at the end of the day you'd still lose.

>>14198397
But anon, we are the true monsters. So we should be powerful as well.

>>14198386
joke answer: femdom fags
real answer: sometimes MGE gives some people the impression of a bleak unbeatable darkness where the only ones that are happy are the rapists.

>>14198385
Anything magical could probably be stopped with the right ammunition; silver bullets, blessed rounds, shots quenched with holy water, stuff like that. Higher level demons or dragons would probably be immune to anything that isn't an explosive or magic of similar power, so basic firearms would be out of the question for them.

>>14198385
Chemicals maybe? If monsters have senses then they can feel pain and can be subdued. Like mace but for MG.
I'm not trying to upset the 'monsters are all-powerful crowd'; I just want to introduce possible concepts that could expand the setting.

>>14198386
I don't care about most monsters, but I find it really silly when people assume they can just punch a dragon into unconsciousness or something. The entire point of the higher order of monsters is that there's something greater than you out there for you to beware, and onepunchmanning it feels a bit stupid.


But again, this is a porn fantasy modeled after JRPGs.

>>14198405
Well sure, but every "NPC" has the potential to be strong.

>>14198407
Keep trying, maybe it'll work the 10th time.

>>14198403
>wizards have as much power as lilim
Aren't Lilim essentially minor gods? Most wizards aren't tangling with deities, thats a dangerous business.

>>14198415

That's really like saying anyone could become a billionaire. A nice idea, but that's all it is.

>>14198414
>The entire point of the higher order of monsters is that there's something greater than you out there for you to beware
No the entire point is to strive to become strong enough to beat said monsters.

>>14198414
>But again, this is a porn fantasy modeled after JRPGs.
Which is really the point, isn't it?

>>14198414
I like to think of dragon fights as a epic brawl that leaves a crater or two

>>14198412
I'd imagine napalm or something similar would be extremely dangerous to any non-fire based MG. Similarly, most Monsters still need to breath. The question would be how to weaponize a choking agent.

>>14198417
>Aren't Lilim essentially minor gods?
No that's just a Meme they are just really good at seducing people to the point were they dont have to try.

>>14198417

I think it's more a matter that they radiate so many lust magics that anyone who sees them is going to be unable to move from all of the blood going to their boner and leaving the rest of their body.

>>14198368
>How could you put that off?
Mostly an obsession with fighting dragons in FFXIV. Although I've pretty well beaten all the actual content, and there won't be more till November, so I just spend my days grinding out levels in subclasses, crafters, and farming shit for upgrades.

So yeah I lost my excuse of being well-and-truly engrossed a while ago.

>>14198418
>not believing in the American Dream
You break my heart, anon.

>>14198419
You're entitled to your opinion but I disagree with it. This is your answer.
>>14198421
I'd imagine it'd be more like one crater created very suddenly unless you're a seriously powerful wizard or blessed hero.

>>14198421
>Dragons
>Needing to fight

Pfft, yeah right.

>>14198420
It's still an RPG. There's always going to be those people that want to flip the rules on their head. Like the guy who played Skyrim as a common villager.

>>14198425
Well then I demand you get back to being productive! I put up an update yesterday, you can do it too!
>>14198427
COUSIN! BIG AMERICAN TITTIES!

>>14198427
>Believing the American Dream is still a thing that exists
pls. It's nothing more than propaganda now.

so from what I get from this is that some people want the reverse of the start of Orange's lilim green text?

where monsters win no matter what and fuck you for thinking differently?

>>14198435
No Beast, no.

>>14198432
>Productive
Who do I look like, Alp?

>>14198431
>There's always going to be those people that want to flip the rules on their head
And they should be able to, I agree.

>Like the guy who played Skyrim as a common villager
...Well, there are people who like work simulators.

>>14198415
Yeah, but who the hell is going to set aside their life's work in order to train to become as strong as possible? Maybe one or two peopel but in a pre-industrial society most people are farmers who won't have time to get away from farm work to lift.

>>14198435
Yes.

>>14198438
Get that spadetail out of your mouth and get to writing.

>>14198440
This is why I (attempt to, very, very, very slowly) write about characters who possess particular backgrounds in which their life's work is to train to become as strong as possible.

>>14198431
>There's always going to be those people that want to flip the rules on their head.
The demon lord already did that for you so it really shouldent surprise you that normal people/NPC can git gud now.

>>14198440
>who the hell is going to set aside their life's work in order to train to become as strong as possible

A bunch. Hell, if I knew I could just learn magic, I'd drop everything else.

>>14198443
Why bother? Not like it's going to matter anyway.

>>14198440
Those who have lost everything to monster occupation have the ability to reach beyond the constraints of the average commoner.

>>14198442
I'm not Alp. Like I say every time I get called him for whatever reason; I lack his productivity.

>>14198439
And just like how the majority of u would throw ourselves at a monster girl, there will be those nutters who reason 'if it has HP, it should be killable, therefore I shall kill it.'

>>14198437
>Calling him Beast because he mention the greentext
He lost his shit being called orange, do you really think that's him?

>>14198447
Maybe so that for once I can at least attempt to pretend I'm doing something; and that I'm not a complete and utter screw-up at life.

Or, wait, were you talking about the people training their whole lives?

>>14198445
And how are you going to feed yourself while you're training? House yourself? Clothe yourself? Mind you, this is a pre-industrial society likely working off barter system. If you don't produce something you don't eat.

>>14198443
I'd be interested to hear some of them.

>>14198450
Alp 2

>>14198450
I wasn't calling you Alp, I was telling you to stop sucking him off. It makes me feel hot and bothered.
>>14198452
Yes, I think he's salty and using the name to do stealthy reconnaissance.

>>14198440
>I would punch my brother in the face if it meant I would become 'the chosen one' and go on adventures with friends
I would even let my brother come he's capable in a firefight

>>14198451
But anon, if it has HP, it gives EXP.

>>14198440
A man out for REVENGE against monsters.

>>14198448
Monsters aren't really concerned much with governing or taking territory according to the world guides. Why/how would they bother to occupy anything at all? They don't care about economics or lust for power.