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Hotdogs > Burgers

Hotdogs are the true American delicacy, that people prefer while watching REAL Football(for you yuropoors and spics) and Baseball.

Also, due to their slim figure Hotdogs don't make you fat like burgers do.

>> No.14196962

>>14196953
Don't be shy and just admit you like dicks.

>> No.14197009

>>14196953
I like dicks.

>> No.14197011

Fuck your shitty imitation sausage and your fatty kraut sandwiches. REAL Americans eat pizza.

>> No.14197017

I'm not american but this is a fact: pizza>hamburger>hotdog

>> No.14197117

>>14196953
Hotdog is nigger food.

>> No.14197140 [DELETED] 

>>14197017
Poutine>Everything

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>>14196953
!!!
This must be the Touhous eating Hotdogs thread!

>> No.14197179

>>14197140
I fucking love that stuff. A mixture of the best three things around.

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more mustard please

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14197194

True american delicacy right here

If you disagree, you're literally a fucking faggot and should get out of my country post-haste!

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>> No.14197199

I'd slide my wiener into Clownpiece's buns, if you know what I mean.

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pizza > everything else

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>>14197202
Pizza is pretty good

>> No.14197230

>>14197199
No, I don't know what you mean
Pls elaborate

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>> No.14197262

>>14197230
I mean I'd place a hot tube of meat between her soft rolls.

>> No.14197266

Hotdogging > Hotburgering

>> No.14197293

>>14197230
I would slip my willy between her buttcheeks and thrust so my foreskin rolls back and forth causing stimulation in my penis until I inevitably ejaculate from my penis onto the small of her back; if you know what I mean.

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>>14197293
I don't get it.

>> No.14197367

>>14197345
I would schlick my banger all up in her tooty hole, if you catch my drift.

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>> No.14197415

I want to eat a hotdog now, but I have leftover salmon on rice that I need to eat.

>> No.14197418

>>14197371
>is that lettuce? damn, man, I can't eat this shit, it's way too healthy

>> No.14197428

>>14197418
That's guacamole you dip

>> No.14197440

>>14197428
It's very obviously a lettuce leaf folded under the wiener.

>> No.14197444

>>14197428
nice

>> No.14197533

>>14197194
I'm not black

>> No.14197574

>>14196953
>tfw been eating hotdogs for dinner all week.

Cheese filled bratwurst.

Microwave with slices of cheese on top because I'm poor and cant afford a grill.

Add additional layer of grated cheese and mustard and devour.

Or maybe I just like cheese.

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>>14196953
Dont forget cupcakes

>> No.14197609

>>14196953
Great, thanks OP. Now I have to decide weather to masturbate to Clownpiece, something I havent done before, or to >>14195514 because I have a spats fetish.

>> No.14197630

>>14197418
>>14197428
It's fucking RELISH

and hot dogs are fucking GROSS

>> No.14197931
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Little girls' hunger for hotdogs is well known.

>> No.14197976

Is this the thread where we take all the hentai of dicks and replace them with hotdogs?

>> No.14197982

Why is "American" food just stuff from the countries we conquered in WWII?

Frankfurters and hamburgs from Germany. Pizza from Italy. Sushi from Japan.

>> No.14198025

>>14197202
>tomato
>crosant/shrimp or some shit
>tofu
>corn
>bell pepper
>marshmellow

THE FUCK IS THIS?!

that ain't pizza get that shit outta here

>> No.14198036

>>14197609
I fapped to spats just after I posted that.

>> No.14198089

>>14197194
I feel like I'm the only person who fucking hates chicken. It's so nasty. The texture, the flavor, everything.

>> No.14198107

>>14197982
We take it and make it better.

>> No.14198164

>>14197982
Hamburgers are an original American invention. They aren't related to the city in Germany except in name.

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>>14197982
>hamburgers are german
I bet u think fortune cookies are chinese

>> No.14199333

I have maybe 2 hotdogs a year. They're alright, I guess.

>> No.14199451

>>14197293
>I would slip my willy between her buttcheeks
What the FUCK man

>> No.14200705

Hamburger.

>> No.14200782

>>14197982
We have our own food, but it's "boring" so we are in search of constantly more exotic cultures to pillage

>> No.14200799

>>14198303
Fortune cookies are Japanese

>> No.14200820

What does Clownpiece's butt smell like?

>> No.14200829 [DELETED] 

>>14200820
Freedom

>> No.14201102

Hotdog make you fat

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>>14198089
spotted the underage itt

>> No.14201311

>>14197222
>>14197234
You have no idea how happy seeing this makes me

I think my life is complete knowing that a BBQ Pit Boys / Touhou crossover exists.

>> No.14201339

Hotdogs are fucking fantastic and blow burgers out of the water any day of the week. It's a crime that they're not as wide-spread.
Damn it, I want some grilled hotdogs right now.

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>>14197194
This is also a true american delecacy when served with fried chicken

>> No.14203938

>>14196953
Give me a mouthful of ground lymph nodes soaked in lovely nitrites!

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14204141

Hotdogs are truly fantastic.

>> No.14204150

>>14196953
I can't think of a condiment less sexy than ketchup.

>> No.14205737

I require more clownpiece.

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I strongly believe that she doesn't wear panties.

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Oh the things you can do to a starving girl.

>> No.14206881

>>14206793
I'm a sadist but that just sounds too cruel even for me. I've read what hunger can do to people, it's not pretty at all.

>> No.14207440

>>14206881
Do go on, I'm curious, what horrors can occur?

>> No.14207587

>>14207440
People going insane, basically. Eating shit, cutting off their fingers on a whim, being extremely bothered by noise, cannibalism.

>> No.14207592

>>14206727
I am a supporter of this theory.

>> No.14208578

>>14196953
good thread

>> No.14210045

>>14196953
it's perfect but someone needs to fix the belly, they tried to have the figure show through the vest and fucked up

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This thread made me realize that I ate buffalo wings today, pizza yesterday and a burg on Friday. I guess I gotta eat a hotdog tomorro.

>> No.14210261

>not crawfish boils

>> No.14210367

>not recently picked from the road roasted possum

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>> No.14214325

Franks are alright, but kielbasa is the top sausage both for breakfast and in a bun.

>> No.14214367

>>14200820
Clownpiece is so American her farts light themselves.

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Must put my sausage in those buns!

>> No.14215232

>>14196953
Hot dogs are the best sandwiches, but pizza really is the best.

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>>14197198

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>> No.14217312

>>14204141
I always want to lick this. It looks so much like soft serve ice cream.

>> No.14217341

>>14200820
Like a piece of clown

>> No.14217350

>>14217312
I read somewhere that that picture was fake

>> No.14217425

>>14217350
It's fake in that it's not what it was originally said to be. It's a pile of meat, but I can't remember if it was said to be chicken nuggets but actually hot dogs, or hot dogs but are actually chicken nuggets.

>> No.14217590

>>14217425
It was said to be McNuggets®

>> No.14217958

>>14217425
I still don't think it's meat though. Looks like some kind of confectionery.
On another note, why are they pouring that shit into a cardboard box without any kind of sealing?

>> No.14217969

>>14217958
It does look a lot like taffy.

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>> No.14223502

Hotdogs do not support toppings very well.

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>> No.14229053

>>14214325
>>>/karachan/

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>> No.14229883

>>14217425
the first was correct.

said to be chicken, actually beef.

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>> No.14235739

Hotdogs roll around too much when trying to prepare them.

>> No.14239193

McDonalds hot dogs were bad.

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>> No.14240485

Long Live Clownpiece

>> No.14241320
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Would you participate in a hotdog eating contest if Clownpiece's recently worn legwear was the prize?

>> No.14241343

>>14241320
Participate? I would dominate. After winning I would wear those all the way to the emergency room.

>> No.14241371

>>14201348
literally nazi.

>> No.14241391

>>14241320
The bigger prize would seeing Clownpiece bottomless and embarrassed in public

>> No.14241396

>>14241371
Was grape one of the original Nazi flavors?

>> No.14245576

I feel like secondary, I played the game, but unlike other times I haven't look more into the characters and instead fap furiously to Clownpiece.

She has turned my dick into secondary scum!

>> No.14245960

>>14197293

only on /jp/

>> No.14249851

What if they put burgers into hotdog casings?

>> No.14250102

>>14207587
Just wait for the economic collapse later this year. You'll be seeing alot of that in the first world.

>> No.14251235

>>14250102

>later this year

Absolute delusion.

>> No.14251274

>>14229536
>New at McDonalds!
>McFaith

>> No.14251405

I'd drink her clownpiss.

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>>14251405
Would you eat クラピ's crap?

>> No.14251492

>>14251423
Only if it comes out red, white, and blue.

>> No.14252254

>>14251235
Question is not "if", just "when".

>> No.14252293

Please do not abbreviate CP-sama in such a rude way.

>> No.14253277

>>14197202

>what kind of pizza u want fam

>> No.14253813

>>14197202

It's pretty much the best food ever invented.

>> No.14255068

>>14198089
I hate fried chicken, but other chicken is okay.

Actually I might just hate fried food in general.

>> No.14255102

i want to sniff clownpiece's butthole.

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