/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for punishing mauses

1st for loli kitsunes continue.

>>14192011
That fucking noise, man. Mosquitoes have the most annoying sound.
>>14192013
Third for being punished by meeses.

>>14192013
>>14192014
Damn, so close.

I wanna brush that hair

>>14192011
Personally I'd prefer a Christmas Cake Mosquito.

>>14192014
Posting again for prosperity

>>14192019
They apparently can store blood in their breasts.

I want to see one have a blood drinking contest with a vampire.

>>14192011
If an Alp stutters in the winter, does a Yeti think he's cold?

>>14192023
Fuck that shit. I ain't going anywhere near blood titties.
Mosquitoes a shit.

>>14192023
Eh, I don't like weird proportions. big breasts with small thin bodies does not work.

>>14192011
might as well repost it

all right, some related translations from his twitter (not much this time)

>they get pregnant relatively easy for a monstergirl and lay a rather vast amount of eggs, but nowhere near as much as normal mosquito do

>They can carry infectious demon realm diseases. And while they exclusively target men to suck blood, if a woman would be attacked, she'd not only monsterise, but also gets infected with said disease

>they store blood not only in their abdomen, but also in their chest. Also MAMONO MANA allows for long time preservation and amassing of blood
So I guess the more blood they keep sucking, the bigger their breasts might get. I had a hunch about this after looking at their design

I also noticed that both nectar and blood are listed as main food source, so they kinda combine both male and female (regular) mosquito in that regard

>>14192025
Hnnng

I want to get thrown in the Khepri pit.

>>14192023
Do they lactate pink milk?

>>14192011

Was KC inspired by One Punch Man?

Fat fluffy harpies

>>14191984
Best when bottom-heavy.

>>14192025
>>14192029
No! That's forbidden!

>>14192032
Maybe.
Would it be strawberry flavored?

>>14192023
>They apparently can store blood in their breasts.
What if you let one drink enough blood to become an oppai mosquito then tricked her into drinking holst milk?

>>14192031
I want to get set down gently in the Centaur Pit.

>>14192039
She get's bigger than big and you now have a mosquito pinned down by her own breasts and left at your tender mercies.

last kc girl is almost as bad as horse pussy

>>14192044
Agreed.

>>14192011
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=299783

>>14192037
Paw holding will be censored, it's ok

>>14192056
Yep.
I want to do that to a vampire mosquito.

Easier to molest that way.

>>14192044
Nothing wrong with horse pussy

>>14192044
We'll see what you dirty nay sayers have to say after the glorious Wonderland Centaur is released!

Then Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdom's will reign supreme!

And god help you when Wonderland Spider gets released...like an Ushi-Oni but with Cheshire powers!

>>14192076
>an Ushi-Oni but with Cheshire powers!
I want one. Would she be smug too?

>>14192076
>And god help you when Wonderland Spider gets released...like an Ushi-Oni but with Cheshire powers!

How about a flying Ushi Oni based off of this?
http://i.imgur.com/hdH1j0n.png

>>14192076
I'm going to sneak a loli potion into the waterways of the horse pussy and spider pussy kingdoms!

Let's see them try to take over anyone when they are all tiny!

>>14191910
Of course! The greatest responsibility marrying her and making sure her maus tummy stays big with cheese

>>14192011
Fan art of her with a pregnant with twin tier tummy full of blood when!?

>>14192085
You fool, then they'd take over our hearts.

Who could resist head patting and hand feeding a cute and tiny centaur?

>>14192028
It's okay I guess.

>>14192011
>vampire mosquito
Too spooky 4 me
Where is their proboscis? How do they suck blood? Is it like picrelated?

>>14192088
But now she's too big for your lap!
And cowgirls out of the question.

You'd need to use the missionary position on her and help her up afterwards!

>>14192095

I could.

>>14192095
Anyone can!

Do you think they'd worm their way into our hearts by trying to put on their now comically oversized armor?

I think not!

>>14192102
Then you're the real monster.
>>14192105
>Tiny Centaur in huge armor pouting as anon head pats her
>"Take me seriously human"
>"R-really I mean it"
>"Is that a carrot? Consider yourself spared fool"

>>14192094
Give it a few days, Pixiv should have some deviantart-tier art of her

>>14192113
>Then you're the real monster.

Nah, just dead inside.

>>14192011
Someone's doing alternate openings of bikecop harem members
>>>/a/131918001

>>14192076
would Wonderland centaur be a pegasus centaur with huge pink fluffy wings and giant tits?

>>14192099
Nothing it too big for my lap! My lap will be made of Adamantium to support all chubby/tubby/fatty monster girls!

>>14192135
Then enjoy owning the world's biggest mouse.
One who deserves the 'large' part in her species name.

>>14192115
I'll top that.

>>14192135
Just don't make her bigger Anon.
At this rate she's going to be unable to move due to all the cheese you'd be putting in her.

>>14192156
But she might scurry away!

>>14192162
Anon, she can barely scurry five feet before she's winded.

You can catch her at a brisk walk!

Besides, her big ol behind and boobs are good enough as they are right? Poor thing can't even see her feet.

>Tommy the veteran won't ever be finished

>>14192168
>Blind Anon won't ever be finished
>Paladin Mike won't ever be finished
>but goddamn Anonymoose shits out bullshit chapters like its nothing

I want to lick the midriffs .less draws

When is he going to draw his angel's midriff?

>>14192184
>those paws
Now that's how it's done.

Do we even have an archive anymore?

>>14192165
Feet are overrated! Just like good ol Zeong Taught me!

>>14192184
Midriffs were made for lickin'

>Tiny Electric Hearts will never be finished

Either warm my heart, or break it entirely, but please don't leave me in this hellish limbo of not knowing. That story could've gone anywhere.

>>14192196
This is so wrong, and yet so right. I'mma go to town on her.

>>14192184
That's a pretty good Kokonoe.

>>14192194
I think I heard "Warosu" in the previous thread. It's a shame they don't archive /co/ though I need my fucking comics

>>14192184

Where is her lollipop!?

>>14192194
>>/jp/

>>14192211
You are her lollipop

>>14192194
It's "archive.horse" now.

>>14192196

>>14192210
>>14192212
Thanks
>>14192215
That doesn't have a /jp/ archive.

>>14192222
>Painted toenails
I think it'd look better with normal. But otherwise pretty sweet. I like me some tough Alp.

>>14192222
What's wrong with its nails?

If your waifu got tattoos that are based around her species, how badass would she look?

>>14192222
Oh hell yes!

>>14192223
Use warosu.

>>14192235
I'd smack her lightly with a newspaper and scold her for wanting to get a tattoo.

>>14192235
Eh, she's definitely got the tribal tattoos thing going on, what with the wavy lines and the arrows.

Did someone mention lickable midriffs?

>>14192235
Very. Crows are cool.

>>14192011
>>14191945
>Fucking hell. How many archives do we need to go through before we get it right?
How many has it been, anyway?

>>14192226
>>14192231
I'm not too fond of it myself, especially since pink feels kinda out of place overall

>>14192235
If it's a Yakuza style mural, I don't care.

>>14192244
I like her palmable underboob.

>>14192244
That one seems like a bitch though.

>>14192235
>Vampire
I'm not sure what tattoos would she have

>>14192235
my Jubjub with a wing and hearts tramp stamp, badass, probably not, but oh so slutty.

>>14192235
Which monster would have the most badass tattoos?
I say either Raiju or Ghoul.

>>14192262
a Triad oni woman

>>14192257
Bat wings or a full moon.

>>14192244
>More delicious brown akantor
This pleases me.

Was almost ready to wish you a fun vacation, but that's just a very detailed crotch plate.

>>14192256
She's a pretty shitty character that's turning into the next Laska.

I missed the updated version of this picture.

Someone has it?

>>14192235
>Anubis

Question marks on the small of her back, mirroring her exclamation marks.
Parentheses around her navel.
Greater than sign on her left buttcheek, lesser than sign on her right buttcheek, both pointing to her anus.

When I ask her why she got them, she'll say it's because she's so punctual.

Ashita no Joe sure is great. Which MG would make the best hot-blooded boxer?

>>14192286
I'm sorry but after hearing that I can't help but imagine pic related.

>>14192011
Why do I get the feeling that OPM inspired KC to do this?

>>14192286
I've always been curious, are their !!'s a genetic thin that they're born with, or is it a tattoo that they get as a coming of age thing?

>>14192011
>>14192098
So I take it then that I'm the only one who noticed, and was suitably disturbed by, it running down her chest and stomach?

>>14192294
>>14192033

This is my form from 800 years ago, when I was at my most incredible!

>>14192257
Maybe a dragon for Vlad.

>>14192293
>MG tries to infiltrate a major business
>"Business, business number, is this working?"

>>14192310

This new girl annoys me more than it should. I live in South Florida, so it's humid all the damn time and mosquitoes swarm everywhere after sunset. How am I supposed to like something that is the bane of my existence every night?
Granted, Vamp Mosquito has a cute design and a nice color scheme, but so far those are her only redeeming qualities.

I want to slap a mosquito with a newspaper!

>>14192295
I don't think there is a canonical explanation for what they are, so I think you can just make up whatever you want for them.

I throw around a few ideas about what they could be in the empty expanses of my mind, sometimes.
Are they something all anubi are born with?
Are they something which appear when they go through puberty/ reach maturity?
Are they a way of showing that an anubis is ready and able to conceive a child, like some sort of Womb Notification?
Do they appear on anubi who possess strong magical/spiritual talent, showing that they're capable of guiding souls in the afterlife?
Could they be something bestowed upon an anubis by a pharaoh she serves under?
Are they just some magical, morphing rune which indicates an anubis' mood? Do they turn into hearts when an anubis is aroused?
Do they make the alert noise from Metal Gear Solid when you poke them firmly enough?

These are all things I've asked myself and thought about in the past.

>>14192325
>How am I supposed to like something that is the bane of my existence every night?
Pull her mask off

Christmas cakes are olev.

>>14192332
That's no Christmas Cake, that's a foxy grandma.

>>14192327
>Do they make the alert noise from Metal Gear Solid when you poke them firmly enough?

>you've finally convinced your anubis waifu to calm her ass down for once and relax
>she's gotten into MGS after visiting the games store next door
>the two of you are cuddling after sex in the bed
>you reach down to rub her tummy and accidentally poke one of her exclamation points
>https://youtu.be/2P5qbcRAXVk plays
>she jumps a foot and a half in the air and yells "THEY'VE FOUND ME!"
>you have to calm her down while trying not to burst out laughing

>>14192076
>People still deny horsepussy
>When Pegasii cover the air
>Sleipnirs and their Jomsviking husbandos cover the land
>Kelpies cover the sea

>>14192338
Eh, whatever.
It'd be even better if she was my auntie though.

>>14192332
I want to be seduced by that lovely Foxy CC.

>>14192273
Have you actually read the story she's from, or are you making an empty comparison based on the fact she has artwork?

I want to crash a plane into Alps!

>>14192368
With no survivors?

>>14192364
It's moreso the fact that she's in my opinion, an uninteresting character from the story and the fact that EVERY update has some kind of artwork that was commissioned is like a small "I have money, so I must shill" to try and make her likable.

Hell, I don't even like 90% of the OCs in the thread with the exception of a few characters like the soldier from Peterdnzl's Spider and the Fly because they're actually flawed individuals over "Blacksmith's daughter", "I'm Brienne of motherfucking Tarth".

>>14192368
You are doing Allah's work, anon.

>>14192373
Of courshe. The tricky part is getting all the stuttering faggots in one place though.

>>14192378
>I don't even like 90% of the OCs in the thread
So you read ALL of it?

>>14192368
>>14192383
>Allah's work
>Not doing the work of YHWH
>Not DEUS VULTING all over the Alps

>>14192339
>Sex with anubis with the lights off
>Hit her alert buttons
>Suddenly, she rolls out from under you
>You hear scrambling as she jumps out from the bed and runs off somewhere
>Confused, you get up, and walk across the bedroom to the lightswitch
>You flick the switch, lighting the place up, and scan around
>The anubis is nowhere to be seen
>However, there's a conspicuously large box by the open door
>With two holes cut out the top so two tall, black-furred ears can poke out from within

>>14192310
>>14192319
man, I miss that time in Soul Eater. Shit was cool.

Beelzebubs and Vamp Mosquitoes are cute!

>>14192378
> Brienne
Just because a female character doesn't remember their biological mother and has martial prowess doesn't make her Brienne.

And who cares about the art? Would you rather have him dump it all at once? It's OC. And more OC is good OC.

Wanna lick it

Gonna lick it

>>14192395
Adorable. We need a pic of this from one of our cute drawfags like Loen or Lawyer.

>>14192392
I've read enough to come to the conclusion I don't like the character.

>>14192418
I meant all the writefaggotry in the thread, not that one story.

>>14192407
Indeed they are, imagine being caught in a tug of war between them
>"I seen him first"
>"I smelled him first"
>"You're disgusting"
>"You're one to talk you filthy blood sucker"
>You want to tell them you'd gladly accept them both but they're so angry that you decide to stay quiet

>>14192422
While he is entitled to his opinion, I get the vibe that anon is like the earlier d/ic/k who wants to hold content here to "muh standards."

>>14192426
I see.

>>14192411
Not just lick, marry

gonna marry it

>>14192411
Those are perfect feet. I'd go for them if they belonged to a good monstergirl.

>>14192432
You can't marry a foot.

>>14192435
When you marry a girl you also marry her feet

Think about it

>>14192394
>YHWH
This is what the jews call their god. I serve no jewish god.

>>14192440
He Jesus' daddy tho.

>>14192411
And I just finished masturbating to this

Thanks less

>>14192425
>While the flying pests argue, anon gets claimed by an Arachne

>>14192451
How it should be.

>>14192394
>>14192440
Well there's always this guy?

>>14192465
>Paladinfags read Bleach

I knew it.

>>14192028
Everything about this terrifies me.

>>14192473
Agreed.
>Lich experimenting with Matango spores
>One dangerous sample gets loose and infects a Vamp Mosquito
>Vamp Mosquito starts spreading the disease
>Pretty soon there are whole hordes of mobile Matango walking the streets and infecting more people
>AMC's The Walking Shrooms

>>14192426
I don't care if the stories aren't up to my personal standards, just don't expect me to care about a character that I don't enjoy by throwing money at artists over the internet.

It didn't work for Laska, and it won't work for Magma-Tits, imo.

>>14192465
Series has been shit for a long time. Should have just ended it when Aizen got one-shot (Why even bother making your villain all-powerful if the MC can literally just develop a power to one-shot him, Kubo? It makes no fucking sense...)

>>14192028
Wait, diseases? Like the lewd hay fever, but like, malaria?

What would lewd malaria even be?

>>14192484
I don't even want to know.

>>14192465
>Arc has been going for over 3 years now
>Can't even see the tiniest pinprick of light from the end of the tunnel
I fucking hate this series, but I've spent so much time reading it that I just want to see the end.

>>14192465
>YHWach
>Literally "My Headcanon Beats Yours": The Character

>>14192488
I know anon. I know...

>>14192489
It's more like "I understand your headcanon, therefore I can ignore it."

>>14192484
>>14192486
There's already illnesses and diseases covered in the MGE Wiki.

SPOILERS: they end in sex

>>14192490
I want to know what happened to murder loli, unless she's fucking Captain Eyepatch Super Saiyan Edgelord's sword

>>14192482
Except you're fundamentally wrong about the purpose of the art in this instance.

Laska was all .less drawing his waifu while he was still butt-buddies with Bob.

Magma-Tits is just OC until it's shoved in our faces every thread. She's the same as Moose commissions are.

>>14192498
Last we saw she was turned into a cookie person, broke all her cookie bones, and then disappeared leaving only her clothes. She, like many things in Bleach, have just been pushed aside to focus on endless exposition about the latest power up in a fight.

>>14192506
>Magma-Tits is just OC until it's shoved in our faces every thread.
She was only posted once in the previous thread, anon.

>>14192511
I honestly stopped caring about Bleach's story when Gwyn got oneshot by Chosen Undead's Lightning Zweihänder +5.

Seriously, fuck you Kubo.

>>14192514
So then it's fine, as I said.

>>14192235
would you get a matching tattoo of your waifu's tattoo? if you had a harem would there be any patch of skin unmarked?

Fluffier than Fluff itself.

>>14192528

Wendigo + 9 tailed kitsune?

>>14192506
>magma-tits
Wait, are we talking about lava golems? Why would anyone be upset with them?

>>14192522
How common are harems, really? I'd count myself lucky with one girl. Two or three would just feel unreal.

>>14192528
>I am become Mofu, fluffer of worlds

Does this thread accept monster boys? What if they are cute?

>>14192534
Y U R I
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>>14192539
Lose the dick and we'll talk.

>>14192537
I can't be assed to remember the name of ELH's Not!Akantor/Not!Pyroclasmic Dragon cunt so that's what I refer to her as. Lava Golems are love.

>>14192534
Double the mofu, half the awawawa

>>14192539
The only good monster boy is an alped monster boy

>>14192539
No anon, that's verbotten. Cute though.

>>14192543
nice meme

>>14192539
lowqualitybait.jpg

>>14192539
Anon, look at the title and ask yourself that same question.

>>14192539
This isn't the place for it, but I'd be proud to call that my son.
If it only had darker scales.

>>14192539
No.

>>14192550
>alps
>good
Huh?

>>14192559
Why would you want your son to be a trap?

>>14192557
Reminder that yuri is 100% monstergirl sex yet isn't allowed in a general dedicated to monster girls

>>14192562
i am stating my own opinion, not repeating the threads.
No I am not an alp shitposter, and I am honestly sad that allt he shitposting with/about them has ruined them for these threads mostly

>>14192564
/a/ taught me that traps a cute. I won't bring that noise here though.

>>14192564
That doesn't look like a trap, just a cute shota.

>>14192539
Here's the reply, anon.

why are you all so afraid of having a son? Even human boys never show up here, let alone the backlash against monsterboys. I'd love to have a son.

>>14192022
Oh my, oh indecent.

>>14192593
Then have a human son you faggot.

>>14192593
>human boys never show up here
Oh dear, some bitch from /hbg/ is accidentally on here.

>>14192539
>Adorable
>Spats
I'd hit it.

>>14192575
It might have been an interesting concept if retards hadn't decided to turn it into shorthand for 'I wanna suck dicks & fuck boys but I'm not gay because MAGIC'.

Archive moe is dead?

>>14192593
Sons born from monster girls would be an incubus and not a dragon boy only posted on an image board as bait.

>>14192572
Ok so why are you even bringing that up?
>>14192577
I agree but like you said this isn't the place for it.
>>14192584
Eh either way.
>>14192593
Who said we don't want to have sons? Is this the thread where we talk about sons or about fucking monster girls, because there's your answer.

Everyone's favorite time of the day is here!
Hide the lolis and kiss your waifu for the storm is upon us!

None will survive Unless you buy the Shekleberg 9000 storm protection unit!

Order now and you get three custom fitted survival jackets!

>>14192522
>!.!
Yeah sure why not.

>>14192600
I'm not ready in life yet for children. It's a long term goal. But why such hostility against the concept of having a male child?

>>14192607
Well that's teh issue with many controversial things here. Even if people are having an intelligent discussion baiters and counter baiters will derail the thing to a shitflinging fest

>>14192608
Yes, use the the other archive that's been mentioned half a dozen times in the thread.

>>14192539
Fun fact: Male Elves and Dwarves canonically exist in the world of MGE, but they're either so sparse/reclusive it's a moot point. If anything the only reason for their continued existence is the fact that they can breed half-elves and presumable halflings that can get monsterized like Primera.

But of course, since KC is a typical Nip, a half-Elf is basically a pariah to its kin, human or otherwise.

>>14192522
My waifu is a Holstaur and I'm of the sign Taurus so it could actually work.

>>14192610
>or fucking monster girls
And yet, only daughters are ever mentioned. How strange.

>Daddy-o, listen up! This thread ain't big enough for the two of us, nyaa

>>14192628
She needs to get some blood into that other tit so they're both the same size.

>>14192611
I say, that's seems a tad unnecessary, don't you think?

>>14192631
Because those are monster girls and are cute, lets face it little boys are assholes.

>>14192539
No. Leave

>>14192610
>Ok so why are you even bringing that up?
I'm just saying, people get angry even about monster girl related topics, and it cracks me up that sometimes MG-unrelated stuff goes below the radar

>>14192634
Man, it's been a long time, my old beanbag chair was starting to tear from use.

>>14192628
Words can not describe what this image makes me feel

>>14192640
>Implying little girls aren't attention whores

>>14192640
>little boys are assholes
... And little girls aren't? Have you ever interacted with children?

>>14192628
If you milk her will it spray blood? This is a very serious question.

>>14192539

>>14192470
Paladin here, not all of us. The porn is sweet though. Especially that crz doujin of Loly that dropped the other.

[Angry Masturbation]

>>14192640
>>14192650
>>14192653
Either gender can be either way.

It's up to you to be a good parent to ensure they lean towards the "Cute" side, rather than the "Whiny Asshole" side.

>>14192628
Would molest and then feed even more blood

>>14192628
If I punch her in the boob, will she throw up?

>>14192659
I still regard Rukia as one of the most attractive anime girls around.

Moar qt3.14 ghosts pls

>>14192663
>Vamp Mosquito offers you a titfuck
>She has huge pink tits
>Once you come she bites your dick and drinks more blood
>Tits swell even more
>Asks for another round
What do?

>>14192628
Their shape and that left hand could use some work. Still, them blood tanks though.

>>14192660
As small children they'll probably be whiny asshole no matter what you do past about age eight, though you can manage the degree a bit. They'll evolve along different lines of insufferable little shit though.

>>14192672
>bites your dick

>>14192672
Go back in time and slap myself for even considering hanging out with creepy bugs.

>>14192678
>Implying that's worse than getting your dick stabbed, electrocuted, burnt, crushed, etc
MAMOMOMANA

You're watching the fireworks alone when this chick pushes you down to the ground and pulls out her hairpin letting her hair down. You know it is imminent.

What will you do?

>>14192667
>Nemu>Cirrucci>Tatsuki>Hizune>Lisa>other megane>Orihime>Yoruichi>Rangiku>Soi Fon>One armed bitch>blonde bird bitch>the rest

>>14192684
Engage taser.
Get the fuck out of my personal bubble, weirdo.

>>14192672
Flammen. Werfer.

>>14192672
>Bites your dick, not to inject venom
>BUT TO SUCK OUT YOUR BLOOD

>>14192684
>use [Dragonrend]
>go home, fireworks are dumb

>>14192684
Bear mace.

>>14192684
Accept it. Ask for cuddles later.

>>14192692
IIRC mosquito blood has sedatives, there are high odds that KC will make the vamp mosquito have aphrodisiac saliva that causes the man to never run out of blood

>>14192684
Rip off her ears. Don't like her face.

>>14192682
>electrocuted
You're not burning and your nervous system is just fine
>stabbed
Yes we all know manticores and girtablilu a shit
>burnt
No such thing
>crushed
see above

Basically, if you're into penis harm of any kind you deserve to die.

Why can't monster girls be more like men?

>>14192628
I'm liking this new girl more by the minute.

>>14192701
I wouldn't even be suprised. The concept of mamono mana becomes even more retarded as time goes on.

>>14192701
>never run out of blood

My suspension of disbelief is starting to run thin.

>>14192707
Alps.

>>14192704
>You're not burning and your nervous system is just fine
That's only because of mamomo mana, knowing KC he'll do what >>14192701 says and make the bite pleasurable and nonharming

>>14192707
Would should they?

>>14192707
Excuse you?

>>14192688
>>14192697
>>14192698
>>14192704
>Muh strong independent man don't need no monster girl
Gotta love when human boys cry about "muh consent"

>>14192699
This anon gets it.

How would yetis handle Philip Jacobs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfmDuOxcN8

>>14192714
Listen here you little shit...NO ONE. IS PUNCTURING. MY. DICK!!!

>>14192718
I ain't going down without a fight. That's how I know I've found the one.
>>14192719
Man the sketches in the second one sucked compared to the first one.

>>14192718
>lilimposting
The perfect way to end any exchange.

>>14192718
>muh just accept the rape shitposters

Suuuuure traitors aren't a thing anymore.

>>14192701
>Sedatives
>Not anti-coagulants like any intelligent plasmavore

Mosquitoes truly are shit at everything BUT malaria.

>>14192628
>>14192654

That's some real /d/ shit right there. Just saying.

>>14192725
IRL mosquitoes have both, a sedative to prevent pain from alerting the host, and anticoagulants to drink as much blood as needed. I just ommited that part becuase it seemed like a given

>>14192707
I'm not sure why you'd want that. Do you mean more muscular? Aggressive? There are girls for that, but you need to define what you mean by 'more like men'.

>>14192672
>bites your dick
Nope. She could bite me somewhere else.

>>14192707
sounds like you need an Oni bro

>>14192723
When did people deny Traitors being a thing here? I'm proud to be a traitor for the superior Monster Girl side.

>>14192721
Little mouths and Jan Quadrant Vincent 16 were pretty good, but I think those were the two standout ones.
Definitely not as good as Two Brothers or Lucky Charms, though.

>>14192723
But you should be honored a mighty and lovely jabberwock wants to have sex with you.

>>14192214

That's pretty lewd, dude.

>>14192707
>wanting MGs to be respectable, smart, virtuous and logical
for what purpose?

>>14192743
>lovely
>jabberwock
Wocks a shit and you know it.

>>14192734
When some bitches that can't handle the bant started menstruating all over the place. Likely /a/ newfags.

>You will never join the mile high club

>>14192745
Not original anon, but I want a bro monster girl who likes the same topics and things as men

>>14192743
I want a Jabberwock to Princess Carry me and then rape me in the middle of the town square, while groups of Monster Girls look enviously at her having her way with me!

>>14192743
Dragons ain't shit.

>>14192741
Yeah those were okay.

I still need to catch up on the last episodes of S2 too and...oh right monster girls.

>>14192755
You rang?

>>14192763
Heh, beat me to it.

We need mace for alps.

>>14192763
I'd hit that

nohomo

>>14192771
I'd cum inside that while holding hands

No homo

>>14192747
>>14192760
You're shit.

>>14192756
This man knows what a girl wants.

>>14192754
Not dressed trampy enough. My penis remains asleep.

>>14192771
With a crowbar? Me too.

>>14192747
Bully!

I want to give LSD to a Gandharva, play happy hardcore and flash strobe lights at her, and see what happens.

>>14192774
>girls want beta faggots
If only anon, if only...

>>14192774
>you a shit
I'm not the one with the one with the certifiably insane waifu with two freaky extra mouths and the ugliest feet of any MG.

>>14192775
>With a crowbar? Me too.
That's a lot of hate for a creature that only wants some love

>>14192771
>>14192772
Actually it is homo if you look at the other picture of that 'alp'.

>>14192762
The final episode is pretty great.

Found something.

>>14192779
Have you considered not being so ugly and having two weird, extraneous mouths?
>>14192774
>this man knows what a girl wants
If only that were true, anon.

>>14192785
Stage 2 alp is already safe territory, and if that's not enough I'll use the Cute Clause!

>>14192784
And people in hell want ice water.

>>14192684
Commit sodoku.

I shall scar her for life.

>>14192745
Is there something wrong in wanting a monstergirl who actually has some degree of intellect instead of thinking about dick 24/7?

>>14192792
>safe
>just some dude

Hue, BR is full of trannys and we ain't this gay.

>>14192028
>They can carry infectious demon realm diseases.
>Vamp Mosquito with Pneumania
Oh lawd, I want this so much.

>they store blood not only in their abdomen, but also in their chest.
Itty bitty insect titties and big fat red mosquito tats! I'm liking them more and more.

>>14192792
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50453183
So you're saying this isn't gay?

>>14192789
10/10 would paizuri all night.
Is it wrong that I want a demon to tease me for how much I love her breasts while she pumps me with them until I'm shooting blanks?

>>14192798
Yes. Go date "smart" 3D and see how long you enjoy that.

>>14192806
Anon, that's not wrong at all.

>>14192798
I suppose not, but I don't think I could ever consider these nymphomaniacs my intellectual equal.

>>14192783
>and the ugliest feet of any MG.
If I had that picture comparing all the Dragon girl I'd post it. Because that is an objectively wrong statement.

>There are people who wouldn't want her as an oneesan
Sad, so so sad.

>>14192801
>Comparing a transgender to a person whose gender was changed in a fantasy setting

>>14192805
CUTE CLAUSE

>>14192806
Nothing wrong with that, it'd be more unusual to not want it.

>>14192783
But she's a big chocolate lovey dovey dragon.

>>14192782
>>14192790
What if she just wants a nice little boy to dote on?

>>14192789
Nice.

>>14192807
>Suddenly Monstergirls are comparable to 3DPD deceitful women if they're a bit smarter than the average animal

>>14192802
I'm not sure about the diseases part, but the tits part is interesting

>Tits are full of blood
>They are hotter than skin because more blood is running
That would be an interesting feel during paizuri

>>14192806
It's well within the limits of a standard contract. You did sign the contract, right?

>>14192798
Yes. Monstergirls think of nothing except sex.
The payoff for any happy monstergirl story will be sex, sex will be the main attraction of any monstergirl story, and if a monstergirl's encylopedia description doesn't focus on how good she fucks, then it's a bad monstergirl.

You want to hear about monstergirl traits beyond their sexuality? What are you, some sort of queer? You think you're better than us, huh?

>>14192781
Something like https://youtu.be/sd9SDPVfpR0?

>>14192818
40kiddie pls

>>14192811
>CUTE CLAUSE
I'm just saying dude, I still would too but call it what it is.

>>14192824
>>14192827

>All these needless subtle hostilities out of nowhere because of a simple question

This place had smarter people in the past.

>>14192805
>posting non-canon pics
Ok?

>post connection errors + "wrong captcha"
Fuck you, Hiroshimoot.

>>14192810
Wurms have better feet than Wocks and they don't even have legs.

>>14192011
Mosquito girl is based as fuck. Think of all the tens, if not hundreds of thousands she must kill every year.

>Mos "the maleria carrier" Quito
>Mos "Nigger grave-digger" Quito
>Mos "Putting the west-nile in denial" Quito
>Mos "Arthropod Apartheid" Quito
>Mos "King Leopold's Pride" Quito
>Mos "Bug-net Regret" Quito
>Mos "Tanzanian Takedown" Quito
>Mos "Sent Mozambique up a fucking creek" Quito
>Mos "Say 'so longo' to the Congo" Quito
>Mos "Fuck UNICEF" Quito
>Mos "I've literally killed more subhumans than AIDS and Hitler combined" Quito

>>14192235
probably either just a bunch of japanese characters or some kind of japanese style yakuza tattoos, on account of inari being inherently japanese.

both of which I'm okay with.

>>14192808
>>14192815
But is it wrong for me to want to cuddle with her all day on a lazy day doing nothing but playing video games and watching TV together?

>>14192823
I'd sign a contract with an MGE Demon if it meant being loved.

>>14192805
I wanna ask them to shoop that out. It would've been another okay picture otherwise.

>>14192830
Oh I'm totally fine by calling it gay, but when it comes to deviation people here are more sensitive than a pimpe in the ass

>>14192838
They don't even kill people, brohan.

>>14192833
>Not recognising the abject facetiouseness and parody in >>14192824.

I concur with your statement.

>>14192838
/pol/ please go back to your containment board.

>>14192845
Sarcasm isn't as easy to pick up on through posts on the internet as it is in a conversation, Anon.

>>14192833
...I wasn't even replying to a question though?

>>14192841
That is minus wrong anon.

>>14192846
>Implying this isn't a containment board too
Come on, anon. We know better than this

>>14192841
That's pretty much exactly what you'd already be doing with a mge demon for a wife. She'd probably heart pupil or at least sequel that she got so lucky.

>>14192810
>oneesan wock
Where did this even come from? They seem more like CCs or OLs to me.

>>14192853
Oneesan Jabberwocks have received limited discussion in the past.

Cllck! I've captured you in my frame of love! Now you have to be my boyfriend!

>>14192818
Remember that this thread is binary as fuck.

If you're not for something, you're against it.
If you don't post angrily about [thread triggering subject] then you're the cancer who allows it to take over here.
If you don't like tall, busty monstergirls, then you must only like lolis small enough that your dick reaches their heart when you jam it in.
If you're not a sissy little femdom faggot, then you're a brutish, alpha-wannabe domestically violent maledom fag

And if you point out just how ridiculous any of that is, you'll be called a "fence sitter", and be shitposted at by people who think you're better than them because you don't care enough to pick a side and take these threads seriously like the sort of autists who populate /v/.

Wow, I'm angry today. I need a slimegirl I can squeeze for stress relief.

>>14192862
I'm sorry, do I know you? I'm in a hurry, I'm meeting my girlfriend at the gym.

>>14192859
Huh. I don't remember it, but given this thread's limited discussion cycle I don't doubt that it happened.

>>14192862
Why does she have a Bugle on her horn?

>>14192853
>OLs
What? Anyways Jabberwocks have been onee-san staples for a long time. They have that vibe to them, and one really great story about them was onee-san incest. It was good.

>>14192862
Alright. I'm a sucker for cute horns and a beautiful blue eye.

>>14192841
>Over protective Onee-san demon
>Just wants to laze around playing games, marathoning shows and having sex
>Every time you mention wanting to take a walk she distracts you with her charms or uses the "one more episode" trick
>To an outsider she'd seem possessive but she's just paranoid the world would hurt the love of her life

>>14192863
This place is becoming more and more like /v/ in every regard.

"The least shitty monstergirl community on the internet", they said. If that's still the case, there shouldn't even be communities about them.

>>14192872
>OLs
Office Ladies. Like CCs, but more business-y.
>one really great story about them was onee-san incest. It was good.
You're right, that does sound pretty good actually. Link?

>>14192811
Tell yourself whatever you want gringo.

>>14192862
I proceed to pick her up, take her to the nearest bed, fuck her till she can't talk or walk and is most definitely pregnant, and film the whole thing calling it 'my frame of love'.

>>14192862
Eye concur! Off to a romantic date we go.

>>14192882
http://pastebin.com/50puK57M

>>14192884
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

>>14192884
How romantic.

Now that we have an Alp in M.C. Hammer pants and a Baphomet Onee-san, what can we expect for C?

A Crow Tengu jock?

>>14192880
There's a lot of crossboarders. I think that explains the shitstorms.

>>14192880
Door's right there.

>>14192891
a cheshire

>still no kumiho girl
Then again, the Wendigo did turn out to be shit so maybe that's a good thing.

>>14192891
>that nose
>no fuzzy ears
>no paws
>scrawny legs
What is this shit?

>>14192891
M is for manface.

>>14192891
I hope so.

>>14192892
Not just shitstorms, but things that just ruin the mood of anything at anytime if someone happens not to like something. Things like >>14192893, which happen incredibly often.

>>14192892
Always been that way. We're parts of /a/, /tg/ and /v/ with some /jp/ natives who joined the ride once the move happened.

>>14192905
>I don't like it here, it sucks
>is still here
Gee, I wonder why things like >>14192893 happen? It will forever remain a mystery...

>>14192887
Thanks for that, anon. I understand now. Onee-san jabberwocks are love.

>>14192754
Jokes on her I learned Geppou

>>14192862
"I've had my eye on you too!"

Then I proceed to nibble on her horn and cause her to blush and moan.

>>14192911
>I don't like x about thing
>If you hate everything about thing why don't you just fuck off?

>>14192911
Oh don't worry. Just passing by to point out how much these threads have fallen quality-wise. I wish it hadn't happened, but alas, all good things eventually rot away.

>>14192911
>I acknowledge that the place has faults
>I'll continue to act like an ass and offer unhelpful remarks regardless of valid criticisms

BIG Monoeyes!

I want a chunni Valkyrie to listen to Manowar with and get fucking pumped with

I also want to tell her about my Martyr fetish.

>>14192923
she better give me a big daughteru to hug!

>>14192925
Valkyries are great. If only there was more smut of them, or art, or writing in general.

>>14192923
That's a tad too big for me.

>>14192921
>valid criticisms
What a curious way to spell "being a complainer".

>>14192925
Chuuni a shit

>>14192938
What a curious way to spell "addressing the faults of the thread".

What Monster Girls would be best at smithy?
Would Lizard girls try to BFF them to get free weapons and armor?
What is the strongest material in MG World, besides male Dicks?

>>14192862
Dammit, not again...

>>14192925
>I also want to tell her about my Martyr fetish.
For you or for her?

>>14192941
Cyclops. It's literally in their bio.
>What is the strongest material?
I'm pretty sure it's demonic silver but I could be wrong.

>>14192941
>What Monster Girls would be best at smithy?
Cyclops, that's literally been one of the main things about their mythology forever.

>>14192941
If we knew what type of minerals existed in the MGE aside from demonic silver, I'd totally be able to answer this question.
Although I'm willing to bet stuff like Orichalcum and Adamantite exist.

>>14192932
Or a big daughteru to hug you.

>>14192940
Everyone can "address" them. How about you do something about it instead?

>>14192944
For going on to the field of battle and dying for a cause, as opposed to living for nothing. Fighting a one-sided rebellion, where victory is elusive, where no sane man would stand up. I want to face that army. Fight for freedom, independence, for man.

>>14192949
She's gonna be too fat to hug me from her mother producing tubs worth of milk a second after giving her mother Hathor milk!

>>14192952
There are no heroes left in man.

>>14192954
I want to spoil my cute wife and daughter with Hathor Milk-laced sweets

Will there be canon shark girl next week?

>>14192938
>Guy explains how the threads are overly aggressive and cynical with every little thing, even when not suffering from shitstorms and fetish fights
>"Stop complaining!!!!!"

>>14192950
>How about you do something about it instead?
Says the guy perpetuating the problem itself. I ask you the same question.

>>14192950
Since he is an anonymous poster and not An Hiro he hardly can do anymore than address the problems he sees and hope that people agree with him.

>>14192957
Well, you can always take up a cause. Who will stop you?

>>14192962
Patience, Anonymous
Patience

>>14192863
>not liking lolis that are small enough that you'll be pushing into her belly button when you're fully inserted.

that's one of the nice things about lolis, you don't need a foot long dick to make them go "S-so deeeeep~"

>>14192789
>succubus Selvaria
nice

>>14192963
We do have a very good reason to be hostile to people forcing new ideas, since most of them just turned out to be whiny brats.

What Monster Girl would be the best to watch Kaiju movies with?

>>14192978
A hotblooded Salamander who's constantly cheering for the Kaiju and is easily impressed by everything it does.

>>14192976
>>14192963
Stop it. Both of you.

>Tsuuun~

>>14192976
>people forcing new ideas
Even the ones that aren't forced are attacked, which is the issue I'm pointing out.

>>14192976
nice shitpost

>>14192950
Well, it's a problem with people. Specifically, people like >>14192893 and >>14192911.

And unfortunately, you can't force people to change, really. The only way to give a person a different opinion is to have them come to the conclusion which changes their opinion in your favour themselves.
Also quite unfortunately, that shit's hard. Professional authors toil trying to get people to come to an intended conclusion through their own way of thinking, and it's difficult because everyone has a different perspetive, opinions, and way of thinking already.
So naturally when people try to push an opinion on this site, it happens quite ham-fistedly. They'll do what they can to force you to accept an opinion, degrade you for not doing it, and try to present reasons as to why their way of thinking is superior. That might be sound logic in their head, but not in your head.

And of course, with everything I've just said, you can swap "them/their/they" and "you", and it'll still be just as valid. It's simply how people work.

What I'm saying is that a hive consciousness of mindflayers is the only way to get people to agree with one another.

>>14192891
That's a terrible Baphomet.

>>14192988
>Monoeye stares at me
>Stare back
>Devolves into a stare contest
>Win every time due to outnumbering her 2:1

>>14192996
>mindflayers
I'd rather have shitstorms.

>>14192984
She'd be the loudest in the room watching Godzilla films

>>14192988
Stop staring dork.

>>14192996
If only you put all that autism into writing something worth reading.

>>14193003
>desiring shitstorms because a certain monstergirl shittershatters a select few autists
Nah, fuck you.