/jp/ - Otaku Culture

lemme see dem armpits

>>14190096
w-what?

>>14190105


you want to go to the ball, I want some armpit action. Scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours while we cuddle in bed playing with your armpits

C is the board i go on almost as often as jp. You are true to your name, you're very cute! I'll take you to the ball! I am sure everyone else will agree

what is the ball? somebody explain this meme to me

>>14190094
Whoa, /c/ is asking us to the ball...
this is like an anime scenario...

>>14190122
Winter ball is a yearly event like the soccer cup, newfriend.

ps. you're not actually my friend

/c/ does seem like a good choice. We have touhous, they have touhous, We have shipsluts, they have shipsluts, We have monstergirls, they have monstergirls, We like cute, they like cute.

Kaorin best girl.

>>14190094
Kaorin is so cute.

>>14190094

I sometimes feel like no one cares about /jp/...

>>14190212
I care about /jp/

I care about you anon

>>14190223
Thank you, the thought is very much appreciated.

Who did we go to the winter ball last year?

sorry, we're going with /e/

>>14190240
Since when?

Guys what are we supposed to say to /cgl/ now?

>>14190343
>>14190098

>>14190348
Oh, good. I don't think /cgl/ takes rejection very well.

>>14190343
>>14190379
They asked three board.

You guys should accept /c/'s invitation. I hear they take it easy.

>>14190413
But is /c/ easy to take

>>14190419
That's because /c/ is just a cute loli who is happy to go places. You can teach her your otaku culture and how to not be a secondary and kill all youkai or whatever.

>>14190094
If you like /u/ so much why don't you marry them!!

I think /c/ is very cute

>>14190435
After the ball, can we go to a Japanese arcade and to get ice cream with /c/?

>>14190458
Probably.

So I want to go to the ball with /c/, but I'm not very good at dancing. Does anybody have any tips? And what should I wear?

Please stop this meta shitposting. This is no better than the 4chan сuр bullshit.

>>14190634
Lmao u just mad that you dont have someone to goto the ball with

>>14190634
4chan cup shit was hilarious.

The isolationism would make sense if it were still 2010 and /jp/'s claim to be better than every other board had some kind of other basis in reality.

>>14190634
Quit complaining, start reporting.

>>14190503
No dancing required. Go get a black bowler hat and pin some rad peaches on it. Then grab a corndog from a nearby stand and you're pimping.
If some /fa/ggot asks why you're not dancing, your partner can just start eating your corndog and they'll leave you alone. This may backfire though, since they might want your corndog too, and if this happens your corndog might not last the night.

>>14190122
Autism
>>14190094
Picture just for you.

>>14191143
Ups wrong image. This is what happens when people make me take it uneasy early morning in my bed.

>>14191149
oops, wrong image again, haha

>>14191178

>>14191185

>>14191196
Now go away and learn the usage of sage.

>>14190826
It still kinda is especially now that they've figured out a way to import MMD models into their game

>>14190111
Well, seeing as you got trips an' all....


OP here again.
So is it official, /jp/? Are we really going to the ball together this year?

>>14191433
Most of the board would vote to stay home and do nothing, you'll never actually get them on board. Just kidnap the tan and bring her to the ball in a suitcase.

So I really am the only true /jp/ left.

That's it. The true /jp/ spirit resides within me and only me. You are all fakes and should just disappear!

>>14191448
so basically yes

>>14191448
That could be fun.
Do you like to be kidnapped by little girls, /jp/-tan?

>>14190207
Kimura has the greatest waifu of all time.

>>14190094
>>14191433
Weren't you going with /pol/?

/jp/ is basically Touhou /c/ with more commentary and some generals.

>>14190634
I would say this us worse than the cup because at least the cup is an actual tangible thing. Like, there's an actual stream with actual games being played. This ball shit is just a bunch of roleplaying as far as I know.

Neither have place here though.

>>14191730
/pol/ isn't interested in going with anyone.

I can't even ask you to delete your thread because by now, it's too late. Thanks a lot, /c/ poster. You should've stayed on your board.

>>14192154
I feel insulted.

>>14190094
>>14192154
Anyone would be fine at this point. People keep complaining that /jp/-tan's design is terrible, but no one seems willing to do anything about it.

Was /u/ supposed to be asking /jp/ out or just playing matchmaker?

>>14192157
Yeah, if it were for me I'd keep shitposting instead of stopping her.

>>14191730
/pol/ is going with either /lgbt/ or /x/ last I heard.

>>14192328
Nah, /x/ is tagging along with /tg/ and /vp/. I don't know what /lgbt/ is doing.

>>14192282
Let's just say that all this time /jp/ was identical triplets, and none of the other boards realised until /c/ and /u/ both showed up with /jp/ as their date.

>>14190094
Y-You don't wanna go w-with us? What a-about all the cute nazi costumes w-we could dress up in? ;__;

>>14192328
No, we were actually hoping to go with /c/ and had a thread up for a while over there but after it hit image limit and we went to another thread it was deleted by the mods.

>>>/c/2501986
https://strawpoll.me/5624895

>>14192282
>matchmaker

>>14192412
>/pol/ asked /c/ already

W-we can triple date if you want guys!
The japs were "honorary Aryans" anyway.
/jp/ and /pol/ are allies in that respect.

>>14193520
I'm fine with that. United we have the power to make 2D real!

>>14193520
>>14193540
/pol/ was just sockpuppeting /c/ anyway. Don't worry about it.

>>14193561
No we weren't. I wouldn't rule out that the poll was sabotaged by someone though since it got so many votes (both for yes and no).

They came asking to /a/ and we kicked them off fast as a loli fart, you should feel ashamed imouto board, how low have the neets fallen.

kuso thread.

>>14193520
/jp/ stands for jewish pride, I doubt /pol/ would be alright with that.

>>14193575
>>14193600
>going to another board to act rude

>>14193606

/a/'s been invading a lot of boards lately.

>>14193575
>>14193600
>>14193604
>three new IPs appear right after the thread was linked on /qa/
>all with negative comments
Alright we get it, you don't like /pol/. Now can you stop shitting up the thread?

>>14193626
Now that moot is gone i see no reason not to actively sabotage and divide /a/ and imoutos from the rest of 4chan.
We will erase your shitty board cultures for our equally bad board culture because it placates my autism and normalfags are kimoi.

>>14193627
I wasn't a new IP and my comment was negative.

>>14193520
Im down with a triple date, /jp/ was among our top options for the ball, along with /c/
If you guys are up for it of course

>W-we can triple date if you want guys!
I support the motion.

>>14193653
Lets not go full red-pill man, we havent secured the date yet, and we're here to have fun
We have to be the aryan gentlemen that we are, we both have similar interests i'm sure.

>>14192154
>handholding
too lewd

Here's a poll http://strawpoll.me/5681087

>>14193660
We really need a better way to decide this where people can't sabotage it so easily.

I honestly can't believe this is still here, really get the fuck out you dirty crossposters

>>14193668
Exactly what I was thinking, it's going to get posted on /qa/ and they're going to ruin it on purpose

>>14193668
>>14193674
best I've got if you have any better ideas post em.

>>14193678
I know other boards have done google docs, with a gate question
I'm not sure how one would do that, maybe someone knows

>>14193686
Make the strawpoll in eleven, with a few false options and nothing that will come up easily in google translate, that way only tru/jp/ can use it.

this has gone on too long, thread is no longer easy and needs to die.
also /jp/ is a pure, monogamous christian board.

>>14193714
>shinto
>christian
Pick one.

>>14193697
Im going to try and get some help from people, I am so bad with this kind of stuff ;_;

>>14192106

untrue

>>14192106
/pol/ seems to be open to the triple date, just unsure as how to make it official.

>>14193718
Who are you quoting?

>>14196104
We're trying to figure it out
We've got OC if anyone is interested : )

>>14196104
I think the majority of the power in these thgings are with the drawfags.
If they draw it, it is so.

>>/pol/53284620

There's a lot of qt art in here. Let's all go there and meet /pol/-tan to make it official.

>>14196504
>>>/pol/53284620

Remember to not shit this thread up fellow /pol/acks. Use polite saging and so on, we don't want to be obnoxious.

>>14196574
Not trying to shit anything up. Just trying to make sure /jp/ knows we're willing to reform the Axis Powers.

This time without Italy.

>>14196937
And also to have fun, we can participate without bringing politics into something for the time being

/jp/'s boypussy is mine dude. Get the fuck out.

this just in
/pol/ seems determined to go with /c/

>>14197064
And who are you?

>>14197083
Your master.
Bend over you sissy slut cause it's time for the d.

>>14197087
/d/, you're already going with /mlp/. Besides, /jp/ can't have a boypussy since she's a girl.

>>14197064
>>14197083
>>14197087
>>14197100
Was it so fucking hard to understand?

DO NOT SHITPOST.
DO NOT REDPILL.
ACT LIKE PROPER GENTLEMEN.
USE SAGE.

You are embarrassing our board. Delete the posts really.

>>14197107
Suck my cock dude. This is my board you fuccboi.

>>14197107
I'm saging.
>>14197110
You're making this less fun for no reason. You are a crude individual. Leave.

I thought RP was against the rules.

>>14197126
Your body yearns for those temptresses, but does your heat? My penis is fully erect from this coversation, I'm caressing it just like I would to what would be left of your penis if you were here with me. I can just imagine it, blowing my load on your face. Your stubs (I'd make you an amputee and tun the hole in the stubs into mini anuses, like any good owner would) clawing at my crotch begging for more of my hot mayo. You're searching for something aren't you anon? The reason you're so angry and have one night stands with the wrong people. Once you come with me you'll become a part of me, no wait, an extension of me. I'd do whatever I want and you'd just roll your eyes back into your skull, arch your back and beg for more. Trust me anon you'll love it, they all do.

This is what happens every year when we have these interboard events. Fucking chaos and shitposting.

>>14197171
I assure you it's not /pol/
We dont want the drama from last year, and we're being as civil, and respectful as possible
We've had our drawfags working on OC for a day straight now
We just want to have some fun, and hope you guys would join us

>>14197171
I remember a few years ago /sp/ was advertising their board-themed video game soccer thing here. A lot of people didn't care and a few people said if they cared they would go to /sp/ about it, but boy did those guys not enjoy the negative to neutral responses they were getting. So of course they got people to come in and start throwing shut everywhere and god was it embarrassing. After a while the OP deleted the thread (thankfully it happened before moot removed the ability for OPs to delete their threads) and that was that.

>>14190094
Nah, the ball has an entry fee. I'd rather spend it on Subway sandwiches. Why are you asking anyways? You want to go to the ball with one of my friends? What's his name I'll hook you up, since we're buds and all.

This thread sure went downhill fast.

Not that it wasn't bad already.

/a/non here. I just came to laugh at you, /jp/.
Enjoy your date

>>14197515
lol I browse /a/ too!!!
us /a/nons amirite fam?

>>14197515
>>14197591
>/a/ shitposting in /jp/ because it's /v/'s used up cum sock

I'm quoting your buttmad

>>14197600

/a/'s been invading a ton of boards since Hiro came in.

ya'll niggas dumb as hell

>>14193604
Pols half jewish shills tbh

>>14193653
Fucking degenerates

>/jp/ can't throw out crossposters anymore
I thought you were /a/ on steroids /jp/, you turned out to be just another /m/

Bump.

>>14200861
Weaponized /a/ is basically /m/.

>>14207431
Fuck you for not saging this thread was as good as dropped rom page 10.

>>14197515
バカ野郎！

Bump

>>14197127
It probably still is.

>>14190094
lets get high in the bathroom

>>14191201
Who is sage anyway? I used to see him post here a long time ago but now I don't see him as often. Did he portal or something? I kind of miss him even if he posted in lame threads. He was like the king of /jp/... or maybe it was even a cute girl>???

>>14200861
>/a/ on steroids

/a/ used to be one of the friendliest boards on this place.
And it had regular cross-board content for years before all the elitist wanks took over the board around 2009 and ruined it.
I wish they'd go back to the shit site they came from. OH WAIT.
Why did they have to come here though...

It's like you fags don't even remember all the comics between /a/ and /v/ for years.
The only hostile board on this place was /b/ when all the anonymous faggots took over
What I would give to go back to the days pre-Anonymous discussion. They truly were better days.
Anonymity only breeds faggotry. This site was never for serious discussion. Fuck you menchi.