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14183542 No.14183542 [Reply] [Original]

...wud u fug?
Quick /jp/, prove your wit!
What are the best "which 2hu" lines?

>> No.14183555

Remi, because My Dick Is Just The Right Size For Her Body.

>> No.14183581

"I wish I could fuck one of these girls" is a phrase for which to "Who would you fuck" would be an appropriate response.

>> No.14183600

>>14183542
I would fork the dork

>> No.14183608
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I'd BEAT my MEAT to the FEET of the NEET

>> No.14183615

Reimu is my designated fuck buddy. We fuck privately when I manifest into Gensokyo during sleep. Sexually satisfied, Reimu is able to carry on with her danmaku duty when I wake up, and she holds civil tea parties with other girls without those turning into lesbian orgies.

>> No.14183621

Ganbanging Alice and passing her around like a doll!

>> No.14183633

Wich 2hu wud u have consensual sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with?

>> No.14183859
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>>14183542
I'd go down on the clown.

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>>14183542
only hardcore hugging and snuggling

>> No.14184014

>>14183542
I'd try to fuq Yukari and Yuuka in hopes they would take pity on me and dominate me mercilessly

>> No.14184031
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Eiki

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>>14183859

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well

>> No.14184142
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14184142

*knock knock*
Who's there?
Witch Two
Witch Two who?
Witch two who wud you fug? :D

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>>14184031
Jesus I can't fucking stand seeing girls I like with other men. Even if it's all fanart, I won't have it. It makes me feel like I'm being cucked. Fuck self-insert losers. Yuri is still tolerable because girl on girl love is pure.

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Which touhou wouldn't you fuck?

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>>14184168
Sanae. She is a total slut and probably has all kinds of STDs.

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>>14183542
Witch Touhou

>> No.14184684

>>14184142
Why are Japanese people's incisives so big anyway? What the hell do they eat to need that ugly crap?

>> No.14184803

Iku, because... you know the drill.

>> No.14186080

>>14184164
Same
I just get filled with soo much fucking rage.

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I want to meltdown inside Okuu!

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