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"You wanna hear a story? How 'bout the story involving the crow and the virgin nerdboy?"

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14178141
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14178141

First for HAWAWA

>> No.14178142

>>14178130

I'm not feeling it today.

And I'm still waiting for that one guy to make his nureonago op.

>> No.14178143
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>> No.14178144

Adolf Hitler as a monstergirl.

>> No.14178145

>>14178130
How's that for a bit of irony?

>> No.14178148

>>14178130
Well whaddaya know.

>> No.14178150

7th for dicking daughterus

>> No.14178153

>>14178143
Poor crippled tengu chan.

It's like horsepussy without legs or a jinko that's fat.

A sad sight I want to pat on the head.

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Threadly Reminder

>> No.14178155
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Fully-armed and ready to go.

>> No.14178157

Yep, that is a bit funny.

>> No.14178159

>>14178144
Leanan Sidhe with a fierce distaste in Jewnuki?
Okay then.

>> No.14178161 [SPOILER] 
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>>14178150
She certainly isn't comlaining

>> No.14178162

>>14178142
I was trying to make a Charybdis one today.

>> No.14178165
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14178165

How do you like your Squirrels anon?

>> No.14178167

>>14178159
Wouldn't have thought Leanan Sidhe. All I know is that she'd be christmas cake for sure.

>> No.14178168

Was towards the end of the last thread, so reposting for folks that wouldn't see it.
Cat and Mouse, update line 343.
http://pastebin.com/kzRmUpWC

>> No.14178169

>>14178165
Like that.

>> No.14178171

>>14178165
As soft as her tail is fluffy.
That way I can use her as a daiki while she uses her tail as one.

>> No.14178172

>>14178161
>playing the sub for your daughter

Not sure if want.

>> No.14178179

>>14178165
>Bra two sizes too small
>Thong cutting into her hips
Someone's been gorging on nuts.

I'll take mine just like that.

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>>14178169
Is this an acceptable body type for a Golem?

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>>14178165
Lolis.

>> No.14178183

>>14178165
>you will never capture rodent MGs and scare the crap out of them by eating "rat and squirrel" burgers in front of them

>> No.14178187

>>14178172
Think of it as practice for getting a man.

>> No.14178188

>>14178182
This is Dog Days?

>> No.14178191

>>14178188
That it is.

>> No.14178192

>>14178180
Yes.

>>14178188
Also yes.

Season 2 specifically.

>> No.14178193

>>14178187
>already dicking the daughteru
>practice for getting a man
Anon...

>> No.14178198

>>14178187
She'd already be bonded to you as your wife at that point, anon.

>> No.14178199

>>14178182
Never thought about it before since real squirrels are so small, but a tail like that must have a pleasant heft to it.

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>>14178167
I just went with the first I could associate painting(s) with.

Simplistic thinking but eh.

>> No.14178201
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14178201

Daily reminder that humans are the real monsters.

>> No.14178203

>>14178193
But her dad's already married. She can get her own man.

>> No.14178204

>>14178187
>letting another man have your daughteru

>> No.14178206

>>14178139
Spell your fucking title right, faggot, so your threads can be properly auto hidden.

>> No.14178210

>>14178201
Oh boy I would love a Naoto monster girl.

>> No.14178213

>>14178201
>Be human vet from Monster-Human war
>Even monsters shun you out of disgust and fear
Feels good.

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>>14178165
like that

>> No.14178215

>>14178203
Anon, are you pretending to be retarded in some twisted gambit to piss me off and crack open a case of Zima?

>> No.14178217

>>14178210
I too would love a Naoto monster girl

>> No.14178218

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

>> No.14178219

>>14178206
Cry me a river.
No one forced you to open and post in this thread anyways.

>> No.14178221

>>14178213
>shun
>not getting fuck out of your way while slipping on their own juices and falling flat on their faces
To each their won I guess.

>> No.14178223

>>14178214
Why is Makoto so great?

>> No.14178226

>>14178187
And it's not like mom will object. Remember, Dark Elves actively encourage incest between their husbands & daughters
>Helping your daughter learn how to tease or punish various body parts
>Guiding her through the sorts of toys she can use
>Letting her watch mommy and daddy try out various rope ties & restraints
>Going with to buy her first riding crop
>Helping her stumble through her first dom session
>Claiming your daughter's virginity as she finally slides her tight hole around your throbbing member
>Watching her ahegao as daddy fills her up
>Bouncing her petite body on your cock
>Relishing the sound of her already generous ass slapping on your thighs
>Happily obliging when she cries out in ecstasy for daddy's cum
>Laying with her as her body quivers from orgasm, semen spilling out of her around your still-hard cock
>Mommy cuddling with, her praising her before taking her turn with you
And that's a happy Dark Elf family right there.

>> No.14178227

Share a Yeti with a Yeti
http://i.imgur.com/C9jVygr.jpg

>> No.14178228

>>14178218
You should really stop making this post on the weekend.
You should really stop making this post.

>> No.14178229

>>14178227
I don't want to.

>> No.14178230

>>14178226
This gave me a tingle.

>> No.14178231

>>14178221
>getting that way over someone who's notorious for supposedly just killing a bunch of horny half-women

>> No.14178233

>>14178229
bye

>> No.14178234

>>14178233
What?

>> No.14178236

>>14178206
You're right! I made it harder for people to find this in the archives! What have I done?

>> No.14178239

>>14178234
Anon! The enemy >>14178233 is trying to withdraw! Intercept him!

>> No.14178241

>>14178231
>forgetting monsters who love strength
>forgetting monsters don't give a fuck about your sins as long as you have a penis

>> No.14178243

Turtle girls when.
I wanna hug one's shell and she hides in her shell out of shyness!

>> No.14178244

>>14178201
But those aren't humans.

>>14178210
>>14178217
Well, .less did that. Not sure Werecat is the best choice though. Can't help but feel something like Anubis, Crow Tengu, or Lich might fit her better. Or a Fairy or Titania, just for fun.

>> No.14178246

>>14178239
What enemy? I'm not even a soldier.

>> No.14178247

>>14178243
Kappa

>> No.14178249

>>14178244
>Well, .less did that

???

>> No.14178254

>>14178226
>you will never snort cocaine off your daughteru's modest chest and play Cave Explorer all night long

>> No.14178256

>>14178244
.Less did what? Details, Anon. Details! You can't just say shit and expect everyone to know what you're talking about!
Visual proof, come on! This is first grade!

>> No.14178258

>>14178254
My man.

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420 ROLL IT 4 WAIFU

no re-rolls

>> No.14178260

>>14178228
Never!
I will always be here to wish everyone a good evening, barring vacation, death, or nuclear war.

>> No.14178262

>>14178243
Way to be boring. Why not a pangolin?

>> No.14178263

>>14178259
Go away.

>> No.14178268

>>14178259
no re-roll main fap flavour this time indurin

>> No.14178270

>>14178249
>>14178256
>.Less did what?
Naoto as a Monster Girl. Well, Shadow Naoto. And like I said, just a werecat.
http://haohi.tumblr.com/post/118103110623/naoto

>> No.14178271

>>14178263
nice meme

>> No.14178272

>>14178241
>forgetting monsters don't give a fuck about your sins as long as you have a penis
Alert: pleb canon inbound.

>>14178259
This has been in need of an update for a long while. roll

>> No.14178273

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Please link me some loving stories.

>> No.14178274

>>14178260
It's stupid and pointless. I dub thee Sisyphus Anon.

>> No.14178275
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>>14178243

>> No.14178277

>>14178270
>Posting links
>On an image board
What is wrong with you right now? What is your primary malfunction
Fuck it, I'm calling maintenance

>> No.14178285

>>14178259
Draget

>> No.14178286

>>14178273
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.14178288

>>14178277
The image isn't christian imageboard worthy.

>> No.14178290

>>14178270
>Shadow Naoto
>Werecat
>Doesn't even have her hat on

0/10 .less, you have shit taste in vidya girls and you can't even draw the good ones without fucking up.

>> No.14178292

>>14178272
>pleb canon
Eh opinion.

>> No.14178293

>>14178270
Oh, that was supposed to be Naoto
Oh. Fuck. Honestly couldn't tell the first time

>> No.14178294

>>14178273
http://pastebin.com/p3RyYjd1

>> No.14178295

>>14178277
Anon...are you an idiot?

That link leads to a woman spreading her legs, displaying her fully naked crotch and breasts. It is not appropriate for the virgin eyes of average viewers of this blessed blue board.

>>14178290
Pretty sure it's a commission. So blame whatever lame-ass couldn't think of anything better than a werecat.

>> No.14178297

>>14178259
Bad idea

>> No.14178303

>>14178273
Obligatory post about human girls and betrayal.

>> No.14178305

>>14178295
God damn the faggot who fucked up the only good Persona 4 girl.

>> No.14178308

>>14178305
We should hunt him down. We should have a Witch Hunt!

>> No.14178310

>>14178273
http://pastebin.com/49fc96P7

>> No.14178313

>>14178262
Hell yeah, pangolins are such cool creatures, I'd totally date a pangolin girl, seeing one roll into a ball out of being embarrassed sounds too cute.

>> No.14178316

>>14178308
Yeah, yeah we should!

I'm going to go hunt for a cute Witch and bring her home!

>> No.14178317

>>14178316
Yeah!
Wait, no!

>> No.14178318

>>14178305
To be fair, I think I know where he's getting it.

Naoto's Halloween Costume in Golden is a Cat Girl, after all...though whether that makes it better for having a source and reason, or worse for basically just being a rehash, I'll leave to your own judgement...

>> No.14178319

>>14178317
What? That's not what a Witch Hunt is?

>> No.14178326

>>14178319
No! That's just- wait.
Actually, yes. Yes, that is exactly what it is. In fact, I will provide you the tools for this witch Hunt aswell
Actually, I'll provide the tools for everyones genuine witch hunt!

Of course, you'd need to pay, but as a Limited Time Offer you'll only pay 30% off on all prices!

>> No.14178332

>>14178326
You're starting to sound like a Tanuki.

Witch Hunting tools should be free!

>> No.14178333

>>14178313
Don't know why, but I'd like a loli pangolin girl get on her tippy toes and whine until I scoop her up in my arms and feed her honey.

>> No.14178334

>tfw biological clock is so fucked I'm starting to hallucinate due to lack of sleep
wow weresheep got nothing on this

>> No.14178337

>>14178332
Wha- I'm no Tanuk. That hurts, anon. I feel insulted
But of course, you are correct that Witch Hunting tools should be, indeed, free. If you call those cheap tools tools to begin with
These aren't just normal tools, these are High-Grade Witch Hunting tools. those cheap knockoffs and Dollar Store sticks won't snag you a witch, let alone help you in any way

If you want the good stuff, you've got to pay

>> No.14178340

>>14178275
Could you steal a kappa's shell?

>> No.14178341

>>14178334
Just wait until your sleep cycle involves being up for 24 hours then sleeping for 20 2 months in a row.

>> No.14178344

>>14178337
Fine then, I guess I would have to shell out the extra cash in order to find the cutest Witch to take home.

>> No.14178345

>>14178334
Truly is a crime the more useful MGs don't exist.

>> No.14178352

>>14178333
You know even though I'm not a fan of loli, I can't deny that does sound cute.

>> No.14178356

>>14178344
Exactly! If you want the diamond, you have to go the full mile to aquire it
Lets see here. One Grad-A witch Hunting Kit, witha little bonus since it's a Limited Time offer
Alright, carry the two, times it by the tax. Minus 30%

Okay, One Grade-A Witch Hunting Kit with free Witch Hunting Gera as a bonus
That'll be $350. And some change. Cheap, right? And you get free gear!

>> No.14178360

>>14178356
>350 dollars

Now I know you're a Tanuki. Fucking money grubbing jerks.

>> No.14178362

>>14178352
What about her dangling from your arm with her tail while you take a walk?

>> No.14178378

>>14178362
That also is incredibly cute, now I want a pangolin girl to date and see her hang from a tree to give me an upside down hug.

>> No.14178381
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14178381

Alright guys ...hear me out. What if that really shitty 1987 movie , Monster Squad was instead about a vampire girl recruiting a sahaguin, a frankenstein-like monster girl, a mummy, and a werewolf to take over the world. But instead their plans get stopped by group of ragtag shotas.

>> No.14178385

>>14178381
It would still be shit because shotas.

>> No.14178389

>>14178381
Can't the Werewolf in that movie reassemble itself after getting blown up? Wicked.
>>14178385
But the movie already had those.

>> No.14178397

>>14178389
muh basketball american brother.

>> No.14178403

>>14178050
Reminds me of a small dragon bully greentext from a while back:

>open your locker one day, pile of gems and coins fall out
>a note flutters down, crude handwriting scrawled across the slip of paper
>will you be my bowfriend
>rite yes or no
>you think you can see her peeking out from around that corner...

>meet her after school, bring all the wealth she gave you
>"If you want to go out with me, you'll have to give something more valuable than all of this."
>she manages to sputter "b-but that's all I have right now..."
>"Close your eyes so I can take what's mine"
>she does so
>you steal a kiss
>"was that so bad?"

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>>14178403
Nigga that was eons ago.

>> No.14178406

>>14178405
I never even knew somebody made that picture.

>> No.14178408

>>14178305
>only good persona 4 girl
>not Izanami

>> No.14178409

>>14178405
Dragon Bully was adorable. We need to bring her back.

>> No.14178410

>>14178405
Ah. What is going on
My heart
My heart just stopped
Send an ambula

>> No.14178412

>>14178408
Izamani is a rotting crazy bitch.

>> No.14178416

>>14178412
Izanami*

>> No.14178417

>>14178409
>We need to bring her back.
It's better to let it rest since any monstergirl is viable for bully scenarios.

>> No.14178418

>>14178412
And? That doesn't mean she's not a good girl. She wants only the best for you, anon. Embrace the fog.

>> No.14178420

>>14178417
Really? What about monoeyes, or kikis, or yetis?

>> No.14178424

>>14178418
I don't want to embrace the fog.

The fog is scary.

>> No.14178427

>>14178406
I saved it back on /a/ some unaccountable time ago, and I don't think it's been reposted since then.
>>14178420
They aren't FOTMs.

>> No.14178436

>>14178427
Do you have any of the Greentexts capped?
I just kinda want to go down memory lane a bit.

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>>14178436
Gotcha.
There were also a few others like the ones where the Dragon is a violent yandere, or that one with the Succubus.

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>>14178447
I want to date her mother.

>> No.14178463

>>14178454
No you gotta love the daughter and be awkwardly hit on by the single mother while the daughter holds you tight and pouts and tells her mother to buzz off

>> No.14178467

>>14178463
As long as I get to watch those wide, egg-bearing hips sway as she walks.

>> No.14178473

>>14178467
YOU SEE NOTHING
you are blind
twist ending
you only see what is on the inside which is why you love monster girls
fuck

>> No.14178480

>>14178473
Then I pull a Mr. Magoo and grope them by 'accident' while complimenting on how nice a pillow it is before resting my head on them.

>> No.14178484

>>14178480
How did you say things if you are blind?
Are you a wizard!

>> No.14178487

>>14178385
>He doesn't like shotas being raped by monster girls
>He doesn't think monster girls wouldn't want to corrupt little boys with their perverted ways

You're quite short sided, anon.

>> No.14178489
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14178489

Drew a spider girl for a FRIEND of mine. Still needs lots of work but I think I can make it good. Hope they like it when it is done.

>> No.14178490 [DELETED] 

I actually managed to stay away from these threads today, so is there something worth screencapping from the last thread or it's just a normal saturday?

>> No.14178495

>>14178489
>friend
you lie

>> No.14178496

>>14178489
Damn, that looks spectacular so far.
Keep up the good work drawfriend.

>> No.14178500
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>>14178487
Not a wholesome Kikimora or Troll though? They're the only two I would trust to take care of my kids.

>> No.14178501

>>14178487
I want a monster girl to perform all variety of debauched acts with a shota, like hugs, mutual dinner eating together, and snuggles.

>> No.14178502
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14178502

>>14178473
>you only see what is on the inside

Oh God, I can see forever.

>> No.14178503

>>14178500
That's what they want you to think.

>> No.14178504

>>14178501
Humans are the real monsters

>> No.14178508

>>14178500
I'd trust an echidna, as long as she didn't bring any of her kids to babysit. That's just a recipe for her making a few matchmaking decisions.
On the other hand, why wouldn't I want my son to have a love dragon childhood friend that is like a weird cross of unstoppable fire lizard and apsara?

>> No.14178509

>>14178500
>Kikimora or Troll
Some great choices right there.

>> No.14178512

>>14178500
>Leave my children in the care of a Raiju babysitter.
>As soon as I leave she turns to my son with a creepy smile.
>"Hey kid... Where do your folks keep the batteries?..."

>> No.14178514

>>14178512
Billy was never the same after what he saw that day
At least he found his wife though

>> No.14178517

>>14178512
On that day a young boy found out just how many size D batteries fit in a Raiju butt.

>> No.14178519

>>14178502
I think transparency anon missed a spot on her upper left tentacle

>> No.14178528
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>> No.14178532

>>14178528
>>14178528
why are my hands floating!

>> No.14178536

>>14178532
You're a wizard. I'm more worried where her nose is. She isn't a mouth breathing creature, is she?

>> No.14178537

>>14178500
>leave child in care of demon
>return to see child better at handwriting

>> No.14178539

>>14178536
perhaps your nose became one with the blush

>> No.14178540

>>14178528
>happy monoeye being loved in the missionary position with hand holding

This is my guilty pleasure.

>> No.14178543

>>14178539
Do you mean her nose? Because I'm not a cyclops alp.

>> No.14178544

>>14178540
Take it to /d/.

>> No.14178547

>>14178544
man a hate /d/
apparently alternative means "stick a penis on it"

>> No.14178551

>>14178547
Or femdom, oddly enough.

>> No.14178555

>>14178551
No, still the same.

Their femdom threads are all about pegging.

>> No.14178560

>>14178543
fuck i cant english good

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>>14178500
What if one day a group of faceless fat human woman shows up at your house demanding payment for that debt from years ago? What if they ask for your son? Who will protect him then? That sweet kikimora or that nice troll? No, they better start training and become like pic related or I'm getting a dragon or a hellhound.

>> No.14178565

>>14178551
yeah
cant enjoy some of the weirder crap as everyone there just wants girls with dicks and gender bending

>> No.14178567

>>14178561
I say a kikimora/kunoichi tag team would be best

>> No.14178570

>>14178560
It's probably best that you study english a bit more in order to prevent things fro getting lost in translation.

>> No.14178572

>>14178561
His Oni caretaker!

>> No.14178573

>>14178543
>Cyclops
God now I'm just having horrific thoughts about what that would be like. Transforming, not just into a woman, but having your eyes bond and enlarge into one vast monoeye...the extreme sensory differences, both to physical sensation and visual input, would be crazy...

>> No.14178575

>>14178528
>Heart pupil

What a depraved Monoeye!

>> No.14178577

>>14178573
As long as you don't start masturbating to those thoughts, you'll be fine.

>> No.14178578

>>14178561
I would pay actual money to see her try and take a child away from and Ushi-Oni. That's just gonna end poorly for everyone involved.

>> No.14178581

>>14178573
What on earth could you do to piss off a god enough to get turned into a filthy monoeye?

>> No.14178582

>>14178555
The gentle femdom thread has little to no pegging. It's just a femdom thread that's on. /d/ instead of /h/ for some reason.

>> No.14178585

>>14178567
that sounds awsome

>> No.14178589
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14178589

>Not having Zombie maids who obey without question.

Our kids couldn't be safer!

>> No.14178593

>>14178589
I hate them, and their strong hands!

>> No.14178601

>>14178589
>you will never see a Wight with tits that huge

>> No.14178606 [DELETED] 

>>14178561
Now I want to see a version of that pic with a kiki.

>> No.14178610

>>14178593
>"Now now young master, your mother has commanded us to care for you while she and your father go to the pictures."
>"Now come along, it is time for your bath."
>A group of no less than 3 Zombie maids run you a bath in your impressively sized victorian bathtub, undressing you, then washing you once inside.

>> No.14178611

>>14178567
your son will never have a protection duo

>> No.14178616

>>14178610
>Being washed by 3 busty zombie maids
As enticing as that sounds, I'd be worried for them. Rotting bodies being around all that heat and water? It's going to smell horrible.

>> No.14178621

>>14178616
>Not taking the proper magical and chemical precautions
God anon this is Undead 101, apply yourself!

>> No.14178622

>>14178601
Would rather a Lich.

>> No.14178627

>>14178616
>Rotting bodies being around all that heat and water? It's going to smell horrible.
Mamonomana. How do you think Undead are capable of giving birth in the first place?
Great, now that discussion from the end of the previous thread made me want to have a Zombie Werekitten with a Werecat Wight.

>> No.14178628

>>14178616
Give your Lich mother some credit Anon, she knows how to preserve a body.

They might be a bit cold though.

>> No.14178631

>>14178622
Well, either one would have the levitation spells to make breasts that big work without hurting their backs.

>> No.14178633

Am I the only one here with a fetish for a less powerful girl dominating and getting in the way of a stronger one in harem relationships?

Just had a fantasy last night involving a Lilim and a Devil Bug ffm, where the bug girl was practically the wife and Lilim a mere concubine, the former getting all the firsts during sex, a more sensual kind of attention like kissing, hugging, most of the white stuff produced etc., while the alpha-succubi was only on a secondary role. The Lilim also made to alter and polish bug girl's body to give her perfect looks for their hubby, pump her up with demonic energy at her own expense, and so on.

None of the really cruel stuff though, is this still too yuck?

For the record, I do feel guilty for the second girl and would never let this occur in a real case, but my stupid assholeish dick just won't give a single dick.

>> No.14178635
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14178635

Hey everyone, Luth is back!

>> No.14178639

>>14178628
Well, if they're really protected as well as you say, it's not really fair for them to stay cold. They should get in the tub, too... purely for the sake of being able to wash me better, of course! I wouldn't dream of doing anything uncouth with my servants.

>> No.14178640

>>14178635
My god, that looks lovely. 11/10, would be kidnapped by.

>> No.14178644

>>14178633
I have a fetish for strong people getting dommed by weak ones, but I'm not sure how I'd like it in FFM. It's probably not my thing, but if it's yours that's completely fine.

>> No.14178645

>>14178635
Is this Dragon from anything, or is she an OC?

>> No.14178647

>>14178544
There is nothing wrong or weird about wanting to tenderly love monoeyes.

>> No.14178651
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14178651

>>14178622
>>14178631
They aren't as big as that Zombie meidos, but they're still rather impressive.

>> No.14178654

I got a idea
A weird lilim who traps women and turns them into kikimoras that she enjoys with her husband.

>> No.14178656

>>14178651
I want to lie back and rest my head on them, while she tells me a story from her Necronomicon.

Then at midnight I get hungry and call for one of the maids to bring me milk and cookies.

>> No.14178657

>>14178645
She looks like one of the renditions I can recall of Demon Lord. Maybe.

>> No.14178658

>>14178651
>Bigger than a Lich's
>Bigger than THAT Lich's
>Good thing rigor mortis has set in, otherwise they're gonna be bent in half.

>> No.14178659

>>14178259
Rolling.

>> No.14178660
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14178660

Who else /MGBBW/ here?

>> No.14178663

>>14178656
>"And then the foolish mortals will tremble and repent, and Golgotha, the terrible Goddess of Undeath, will cast a shadow across the world, casting it into a realm of darkness and death forever and ever..."
>"Ah, he's fast asleep, pleasent dreams my son."
>She then kisses you on the forehead and levitates quietly out of the room.

>> No.14178665

>>14178660
seriously go back to /d
they have a thread for that

>> No.14178669
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>>14178165

Man. Makoto is adorable.

>> No.14178670

>>14178669
I would do horrible things if it meant I could press my face into that fluffy tail.

>> No.14178684
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14178684

>>14178670

Yeah. I want to fondle it that tail too. Perhaps if I seal my soul into the body of a child, she'll be more approachable.

Or maybe I'll just get one of those MGQ seals that turns you into a rugrat like Alice and Tamamo got.

>> No.14178694

>>14178259
no ragrets

>> No.14178696

>>14178684
She does seem to be more comfortable with little boys than men. Blame Kagura.

>> No.14178699
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>>14178660
so are you posting more or what

>> No.14178702

>>14178635
beautiful

>> No.14178714
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14178714

>>14178651
I want a Lich to milk me with handjob spells white looking on dispassionately from across the room. Once I was reduced to a quivering ahegao'ing wreck, she detach the overflowing test tube and expressionlessly lap up the jizz running down the sides before pouring the rest into her latest diabolical spell brew.

>> No.14178716

>>14178696

Yeah, guy's a fag. It's fine though, I have a plan:

1. Become a little boy.
2. Never tell her the truth.

I don't see how this plan could possibly fail or backfire.

>> No.14178759
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>>14178699

y-you're not going to make me diet, are you?

>> No.14178761

>>14178759
No, but how about a bellyrub?

>> No.14178763

>>14178759
I want to give her pudgy stomach a belly rub!

>> No.14178765

>>14178714
I prefer cold, emotionless Lich irrumation or hot dogging, but cold, emotionless handjobs are fine too.

>> No.14178768

>>14178759
Look at those thighs, soft and plump.. A shame her big fat nekobus ass isn't visible.

>> No.14178769

>>14178765
>Emotionless Lich Irrumation
>Or Hotdogging
Mah nigga.

>> No.14178773

>>14178759
Who's a good little Nekobus? Who's a good little aspect of Gluttony?

It's YOU!

>> No.14178775

>>14178765
>tape book to stomach
>Lich reads while you fuck her face

>> No.14178781

>>14178769
Irrumation is good because she can wipe any spilled excess off her chin afterwards and slowly lick her fingers clean while maintaining the same blank expression. Hotdogging on the other hand puts you in position to stick it in the Lich butt for round two.

>> No.14178797

>>14178765
How about cold, emotionless Lich missionary and creampie with a cuddling finish?

>> No.14178801
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14178801

Is it considered animal abuse to let a monster girl get this fat?

>> No.14178803

>>14178801
Technically no, since it has free will and should be able to think for itself.
But it's still way too big to be healthy.

>> No.14178804

>>14178801
>>>/aco/
I'm calling animal control

>> No.14178808

>>14178801
Ask the day crew.

>> No.14178814

>>14178797
That's just standard Lich recharging. Though they'd probably prefer doggy style for efficiency, since it lets them read or conduct other experiments at the same time.

>> No.14178818

>>14178814
How about the ultimate taboo, getting a Lich moe and flustered by telling her you love her?

>> No.14178824
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14178824

How many daughterus is too many?

>> No.14178827

>>14178824
When you can't properly love, connect and play with each and every one of them. For me I'd say maybe more than 4.

>> No.14178828

>>14178824
4 or 5

>> No.14178830

>>14178818
Like tenderly fondling her, kissing all the way up her neck before gently nibbling on an ear and whispering how wonderful she is and how much you love her?

That's haram. It disrupts her concentration and makes her mind wander to unnecessary things.

>> No.14178841

>>14178824
These guys >>14178827 >>14178828 have the right idea, 4 is a good limit. Don't be like those bizarre christian families that have twenty.

>> No.14178845

>>14178830
Yes. Exactly. I'd gently hug her from behind while she's doing some alchemy shit and blow hot air in her ear and stroke her hair and whisper all sorts of sweet things in her ear.

>> No.14178846

>>14178824
3 Is too many. 1 is great, but she might feel lonely. So two. One older by two years preferably. Two beautiful girls I can smother in affection and embarrassing parent antics.

>> No.14178849

>>14178824
>Too many
What is this nonsense that you speak of?
In all honesty, I doubt I could manage more than 3.

>> No.14178850

Be honest, how many of you would be satisfied by a horrifying Anglerfish Mermaid who cut your balls off with her cloaca dentata and swallowed them into her ovaries to make daughterus whenever she wants?

>> No.14178852

>>14178824
Depends on what you'd want.

Idyllic family route: 3 to 5 at once, but you can just pump more once these move out.

Cover the world in fire/mana/fur/chitin mode: no limits, as long as it's RPG-ish world and vast resources are easily obtainable.

>> No.14178853

>>14178850
I don't think any one would be satisfied with that.

>> No.14178855

>>14178853
It's better than having your seed fall in the sand.

>> No.14178857

>>14178850
Why couldn't she just fuse me to her body until I'm nothing but a pair of testicles feeding her semen like regular anglerfishes? Why do I have to be alped halfway?

>> No.14178858

>>14178852
>Depends on what you'd want.
Depends on how comitted a father you want to be really
>Practically locked in bedroom between waifu's leggs
>You've bred a private army between yourselves.
>500 daughterus
>You remember maybe the name of the first
>Even that slips a the names roll by
>Resort to awkward general names like "honey" "Sweety" and "Daughter"
>Can never call out to your daughters for fear of admitting that you can't even remember what name you gave them at birth.

>>14178855
>seed fall in the sand.
What? Why am I cumming on sand? You're not making sense.

>> No.14178860

>>14178858
You could always do like the Romans and call them Daughter #whatever.

>> No.14178862

>>14178857
Because that's not as degrading. I want to know if someone's happy just with breeding without any actual sexual contact.

>> No.14178865

>>14178858
Could someone with some insane obsession make a beach into a tsukkogomi or however that's spelled?

>> No.14178866

>>14178860
>Sigh, relaxing after a particularly brain-rocking orgasm
>Suddenly a warm glow wraps you as one of the older girls stokes the fire, her beautiful long hair back in a loose ponytail. Such pretty hair. Inherited it from her mother.
>Such a reliable girl. When was the last time you sat down with her and had a chat?
>Call out to her,
>"Hey, daughter#6"
>A girl to the right, absorbed in her book, looks up and smiles, "Yes, father?"
>"U-uh... That book looks interesting. What is it about?"
>Reliable fire stoking daughter looks a little sad as you pay attention to the quiet bookworm

>> No.14178867

>>14178865
>The entire beach
So what, a beach harem? A girl for each individual grain? Fuck man.

>> No.14178871

>>14178867
I was thinking more something like a sand/water/whatever elemental. A harem that big would swallow the earth.

>> No.14178873

>>14178866
>not having suckling names and adult names
You could just wait until they show a personality and name them after that, so you could call out to Reliable and tell her to come over for a headpat.

>> No.14178875

>>14178873
>Only one daughteru is reliable.

>> No.14178881

>>14178875
>having a harem of interchangeable servant daughterus
I'd prefer a variety of cute daughterus to headpat and hug after work.
>Reliable
>Nerdy
>Slutty
>Sporty
>Shy
>etc.

>> No.14178889

>>14178881
>come home one day to find Nerdy having a gangbang in the living room with the manga club, her glasses and braids painted white with cum and her scrawny body glazed all shiny like an oiled-up bodybuilder
>Slutty is in her room, hugging her knees to her big bust on the bed and crying with earplugs in her ears, trying not to hear the moans
There's no way this naming scheme wouldn't go wrong when they get to a rebellious age.

>> No.14178891

>>14178889
That first thing sounds like the plot of several different doujins I could think of...

>> No.14178899

>>14178891
Those are the best kind of doujins. Nerd gangbangs are the best gangbangs.

>> No.14178900

>>14178899
Eh, I'm honestly not one for gangbangs in general but...yeah, those ones tend to be pretty hot.

>> No.14178901

>>14178889
>come home one day to find Nerdy having a gangbang in the living room with the manga club, her glasses and braids painted white with cum and her scrawny body glazed all shiny like an oiled-up bodybuilder
Looks like all my other daughters are coming home to a whole lot of blood and corpses. And a very irritated father lecturing his nerd-slut on not holding gangbangs in the family livingroom.

>> No.14178905

>>14178901
Better than what the greeks would have done.

>> No.14178909

>>14178901
>killing your daughteru's cumpumps
She's gonna be real thirsty, anon. I hope your balls can put out enough to satisfy her.

>> No.14178915

>>14178909
Not my fault it's supremely hard to lead a gangbang dominantly in a way that doesn't just make it look like gangrape. I can imagine myself being a very axe first, axe questions later kind of father. And I just can't see a nerd leading a gangbang dominantly in a way that I could instantly go 'Yeah, she's in control here' and not lose my head.
>My balls
I didn't raise a girl who can't go a day without cumflation. I hope.

>>14178905
What would the greeks have done?

>> No.14178918

>>14178915
Rape. The greeks would have done rape. And you would have ended up with a bunch of nerdy alp concubines.

>> No.14178920

>>14178915
I'm vaguely recalling this one H-Manga series I started reading. Image Board Meet-up, everybody hangs out, gets drunk. There's one girl. Things go in about the direction you'd think. By the end of it she's drunk on the sheer power of being desired, something she's never known before, and it's quite clear who, despite being outnumbered, is in control. Then another girl came in later chapters and they were all competitive with each other and that's about all I remember. Can't even recall a name. Or source or anything, before anyone asks.

>> No.14178926

>>14178918
Good thing I'm not greek.

>> No.14178948

ded thread?

>> No.14178965

>>14178948
Shh. People are sleeping.

>> No.14178972
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>>14178948
I just woke up. Dead is good sometimes though.

>> No.14178980

a guy last thread said beast had a green text out. what was it about?

>> No.14178982

>Finally get around to reading Raiju profile
>Horniest of the horny
>Constantly fondling themselves
>Their self-fondling generates pleasure-inducing electricity
>Builds up a kind of static charge of it from nigh constant masturbation
>Anyone they touch or who touches them, and thus gets shocked by their electricity, and isn't a Raiju or Raiju-Incubus, will be visited by such intense pleasure as to suffer through multiple mind-numbing orgasms, almost certain to knock them out
...y'know, I think this might be the first MG I've read that I can't rationalize as being able to live a normal life. Besides like, Dark Angels, and they've got Pandemonium where time is all wonky and you can do everything and nothing all at once.

Seriously, can anyone think of ways for a constantly horny beast-girl, who makes all those who she touches or who touch her pass out and cream their pants, to live a normal life?

>> No.14178990

>>14178982
Well if you become an incubus to her you will get some relief from the more arduous effects of the electrical orgasmic pleasure. There will be a carrying capacity to how much your life is occupied by the Raiju. You just have to build a tolerance first.

>> No.14178997

>>14178982
>.y'know, I think this might be the first MG I've read that I can't rationalize as being able to live a normal life
Jubjub didn't make you think that? They're so horny that even their eggs try and rape you.

>> No.14178999

>>14178990
I'm not talking about a Raiju's beau being able to live a normal life. I'm talking about the Raiju herself. What could she possibly do with herself on a day-to-day basis besides shlick and fuck with such a biology?

>> No.14179004

>>14178982
Pair her with Jason Statham?

>> No.14179014

>>14178997
Perhaps it is the Jubjubs who are the real Abominations!

>> No.14179019
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14179019

What happened with .less' style? It looks different.

>> No.14179023
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>>14179019
It's .less anime than his normal, more realistic. How odd. Maybe it has some connection to why he removed Haohi's smile.

>> No.14179025
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>>14179023
Also isn't this the character back at >>14178635? He got two commissions for his character.

>> No.14179037

>>14179023
He's just got better. Remember how static his poses and compositions used to be? One of these days he might actually lose the sameface.

>> No.14179040

>>14179023
That's a fine looking Oni or whatever she is.

He's been taking advice and trying to get good, seems it's working.

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>>14179025
He just made Coldsteel the Lilim.

>> No.14179047 [SPOILER] 
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14179047

The Movie Evente of the Centurie! Set to a backdrop of a World Gonne Mad! A Thousande Elephants shall trample the Burning City!
Two Monsters, in a Battle of Passion for the man they love!

>> No.14179059

Why so dead? Did that 'mukade overdose the other day hospitalize everyone?

>> No.14179077

>>14179047
That's pretty cute. Little MGs are always so nice to see. I just want to play with their little paws and ears.

>>14179059
Can't talk too much, I'm too busy bleeding from my butt due to poor diet.

>> No.14179091

>>14179077
Hahaha, literally butthurt. I'm so sorry, dude. That must be terrible.

>> No.14179092

>>14179059
IT'S FOUR IN THE FUCKIN' MORNIN'!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tsfJn8YdwQ

>> No.14179095
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>>14179092
>4 AM
How's that pudding coming along?

>> No.14179096

>>14178161
didn't the original picture have a horrendous face ?

>> No.14179099

>>14179096
What's important is that it no longer does. Submit to a Dark Elf today and you can have a lollipop!

>> No.14179109

>>14179099
I'd like a lollipop!

>> No.14179110

>>14179109
I'd like a loli.

>> No.14179111
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14179111

>>14179109
Then enter her magical realm of tender loving femdom!
>>14179110
How many licks does it take to reach the heart of a loli?

>> No.14179130

>>14179111
What awaits me in this magical realm of tender loving femdom? Is it nice?

>> No.14179131

>>14179130
>What awaits
I dunno, that lazy bum never got that far with the story.
>Is it nice?
I think so.

>> No.14179136

>>14179131
Well, good enough for me. I'll follow wherever this Dark Elf takes me then!

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14179139

>>14179111
>How many licks does it take to reach the heart of a loli?
Depends on your angle of approach.

>> No.14179151

>>14179139
>Let's see!
>A one...
>H-hii!
>A two...
>Ah-ah-ah!
>A three!
>KIIIYAAAAAHHHNNN~
>Three!

>> No.14179157

>>14178582
>telling lies on the internet

>> No.14179171

>>14179139
Dam those paws look squishy

>> No.14179181

>>14179171
The better to feel while being held or giving a handjob.

>> No.14179183

>>14179171
Shame familiars are related to baphos.

>> No.14179189

>>14179183
There's noting wrong with Familiars or Baphos.

>> No.14179191
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>>14179183
Baphos are the best, though. I want to get strangled by a tight as fuck lolipussy while she gasps and moans with every inch that plows into her.

>> No.14179192

>>14179189
Can you read?

>> No.14179195

>>14179191
Baphos are NOPE for me because of the source material.

>> No.14179199

>>14179195
Why? Will baby Jesus cry if you creampie a goat girl?

>> No.14179200

>>14179191
You should meet with KC.

>> No.14179201

>>14179192
Yes, and all you're posting is dumb shit.

>> No.14179203

>>14179201
Oh, just another faggot with a chip on his shoulder.

>> No.14179207

>>14179203
You seem to be fond of blurting out random stuff while I assume you think you posted something sensible.

>> No.14179208

>>14179199
It's not about religion exactly. Here in the Caribbean people who worship the old "gods" are into some spooky shit. It's not that hard to come across grave robbing and ritual practices. tl:dr I've seen some spooky shit, some of it involving the worship of bapho AND I DO NOT LIKE IT!

>> No.14179210

>>14179199
Won't someone think of the goat girls?

>> No.14179211

>>14179207
MOMBASA

>> No.14179212 [SPOILER] 
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14179212

Is the thread already on fire this early?

>> No.14179216
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14179216

>>14179041
Isn't that Valentine from Guilty Gear?

>>14179037
Still a long way

>> No.14179217

>>14179208
>spoiler
Do they remind you of the babe?

>> No.14179218

>>14179212
Do not misuse this gif, it is important.

>> No.14179223

>>14179217
Are you talking about CBS? That's Scottish, I doubt anyone would worship that here.

>> No.14179224

>>14179211
Hss some nice beaches, still wouldn't go there even if I was paid to.

>> No.14179235

>>14179217
What babe?

>> No.14179239

>>14179191
This. Though I'd put it in the Bapho butt.

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>>14179239
>being caressed by each and every garrote-tight plica of her rectum both ways
>if her sphincter didn't keep you from coming you'd jizz from every single thrust
Enjoy having dozens of consecutive orgasms before her anal orgasm loosens her ring enough to let you cum.

>> No.14179254

>>14179244
I sure would, that sounds like heaven. Would fill up a goat loli demon's butt until it overflowed.
Probably plug it up with a toy afterwards for good measure.

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14179255

>>14179244
>edging

>> No.14179257

>>14179254
Please do not cumflate the baphomet.
It'll make her underlings jealous

>> No.14179260

>>14179208
This is the weirdest reason I've seen yet for disliking a monster girl.

>> No.14179261

>>14179257
Nothing's stopping them from finding themselves big brothers who'll pump them until they look gravid. Or are actually gravid, whichever they prefer.

>> No.14179263
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14179263

This talk of lolis is silly. Wouldn't yo rather a full bodied woman, with hips to bear children and breasts to nurture them and fondle too

>> No.14179264

>>14179254
>multiple orgasms per cumshot
Sounds like you'd ahegao and pass out way before her butt would overflow.

>> No.14179268

>>14179023
Is that... Asura?

>> No.14179269

>>14179264
All the more reason to keep trying until I achieve my goal.

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>>14179263
Yes please.

>> No.14179276

>>14179261
>Sabbath cult with cumflation fetish

Time to play a game of "Who's Pregnant and Who's Just Stuffed from a Night with Oniichan."

>> No.14179277

>>14179260
>have bad experience with thing
>do not like things relating to said thing
>weird
I don't follow.

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>>14179271
I want to go on a nice tropical holiday with my waifu.

>> No.14179284

>>14179263
Your Wockness, please no!

>> No.14179285

>>14179276
>>Time to play a game
>Make your husbando take a magic potion that makes his cumshot multiply with every unrealized orgasm he has before ejaculating
>Milk him until you reach one (1) orgasm
>Take a photo of your stomach afterwards and compare with friends

>> No.14179289

>>14179285
Games involving potions between Sabbath members could get pretty strange. At leasts this one didn't include doppelganger potions.

>> No.14179296

>>14179276
Sudden increase in lolis with sloshing bellies waddling around the local Sabbath chapter house.

>> No.14179307

>>14179296
>Some girls who get a little too into it need oniichan to carry them.
>Then there's that one baphomet who manages to buy all the really effective, super expensive stuff.
>She had to work from home one day.

>>14179285
So begins the time where they try to one up each other.

>> No.14179324

>>14179289
>Slip a premature ejaculation potion, a progressive nymphomania potion, and a no refraction time potion into your husbando's food
>Cocktease him by sitting in his lap and grinding yourself onto his erection
>Look at him in the eye pitifully as his semen soaks through both your clothes and onto your butt
>Pretend to suppress a laugh as you give him a handjob and he ejaculates from the first stroke
>Keep escalating until he violates you
>Points for how depraved you can get before he goes cuntcrazy (Max 100 for making him spontaneously ejaculate with a kiss)

>> No.14179326

>>14179307
>She had to work from home one day.

Ouch. Well, at least she sure showed her colleagues.

>> No.14179333

>>14179326
Yeah, that's one way to put it.

The other way to put it is that maternity leave followed soon after.

>> No.14179334

>>14179307
Just wait until they start videotaping it. You'd have whole galleries of loli waifus twitching in orgasm and being distended before your eyes by hundreds of ejaculations flowing into their tiny butts all at once.

>> No.14179350

>>14179334
>video
Komodo cumflation when? I bet you'd need to pump a couple of gallons into her to make her bulge like a loli.

>> No.14179351

The other day I saw a dragonfly chilling on some grass. It was early in the morning and not very warm, so when I got closer to it, the bug didn't have the energy to escape. I tried poking it to see if it was even alive, and then it kicked me with a hind leg.Yes. I was kicked by a dragonfly.
So what I'm saying is, Dragonfly Girls when?

>> No.14179353

>>14179351
Did you slap her shit?

>> No.14179356

>>14179353
No, I was rebuked by a tsundere. All you can do is retreat and apologize.

>> No.14179365

>>14179351
They can bite too if they feel threatened, Dragonfly girls would be such tsunderes.

>> No.14179370

>>14179365
Dragonfly girl YES
They're really long and thin too, I bet the girls would come out something 100% rapeable like Louise.

>> No.14179373

>>14179365
Dragonflies always seemed pretty cool to me, as a kid they would fly up and land on my head/shoulder/hand and just chill

>> No.14179374

>>14179365
>>14179370
Dragonflys are effective predators and their loli-form would be a predatory larva.

>> No.14179377

>>14179373
They are cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47pp71YBPOs

>> No.14179378

>>14179370
>I bet the girls would come out something 100% rapeable like Louise.
>Louise style monster girls
I didn't know I wanted this so much until now.
>>14179373
Used to get a ton of giant green ones around here when I was younger, only ever see the medium sized blue ones these days.

>> No.14179397

>>14179374
>Louise-Larva snares you
>Metamorphoses into a tall flat girl like Louise's blonde big sister

>> No.14179402

I want to hold Haohi's hand and tell her that even if she's a flat chested angel, a bitch, and her only good asset are her feet which even those are a niche interest, I still admire and respect her!

>> No.14179407

>>14179402
You're a real fanatic, aren't you? Go fap to some Sekimen Shoujo already, it should be right up your alley.

>> No.14179416

I want to scratch a mature, gray haired kobold in a business suit behind her ears while she reads me my performance evaluation.

>> No.14179420

>>14179171
They kind of remind me of rubber gloves filled with water.

>> No.14179430

>>14179139
I want to pinch her cheeks and call her a cutie.

>> No.14179431

>>14179430
>>14179139
I want to pick her up and give her a shoulder ride.

>> No.14179434

>>14179431
I want to do that with a pigmy harpy who will then start giggling and nuzzling up against me.

>> No.14179436

>>14179019
He was posting shit in /ic/. Got 50/50 criticism. Half was
>Why are the boobs out? This offends my faggot artistic sensibilities

>> No.14179438

>>14179436
Gross.

>> No.14179445

>>14179438
It opened my eyes kinda, just how little other people 'get' the concept.

>> No.14179460
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14179460

Buzz-buzz, boya.

>> No.14179465

>>14179460
Eh, I'd rather a chubby, fuzzy bumble bee oneesan.

>> No.14179466

>>14179460
She looks kind of sad. I wonder if she'd like to talk about what's bugging her.

>> No.14179474

>>14179466
She's sad you don't want to join the mile-high club.

>> No.14179479

>>14179474
I'm totally down for that. It sounds like on hell of a rush.

>> No.14179482

>>14179479
Better not make her ahegao, anon. That could end badly.

>> No.14179483

>>14179474
Eh, I'm not very good with flying...

>> No.14179488
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14179488

>>14179023
>>14179268
I have the sudden urge to want to fight her on the salt flats in Bolivia while the water makes it look like a giant mirror.

Followed by frenzied hate-fuck

>> No.14179489

>>14179482
We're not flying, we're fucking with style

>> No.14179490

>>14179489
I like the way this guy thinks.

>> No.14179491

>>14179436
>Why are the boobs out? This offends my faggot artistic sensibilities
Wh-what? You mean they were complaining about breasts?

>> No.14179498

>>14179263
Jabberwocks would be better if their alien heads were females
prove me wrong.

>> No.14179500

>>14179491
Yeah. Most the responses were pretty normalfaggy. "Nice tits but I don't get why they're out. distracts from the image"

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14179502

A dark time is approaching.

>> No.14179507
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>>14179498
What, like a conjoined twin? That'd be creepy. Goofy looking snake heads are just fine.

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>>14179488
>Augus will never be your teacher and mentor
>You will never drink fine wine and sleep with beautiful women, then fight them

>> No.14179518

>>14179507
No like Medusa's snakes.
Don't tell you you think Medusa's snakes are male?

>> No.14179519

>>14179502
Tits too big, legs too numerous. Would not fugg.

>> No.14179523

>>14179518
I can't tell what you're talking about anymore.

>> No.14179524

>>14179502
Would monstergirls complain their husbands keep ripping up their needlessly complicated underwear?

>> No.14179530

>>14179524
Only by way of teasing them for their passionate lust.

>> No.14179539

>>14179502
What do you mean, tiny tarantula lady wearing 18th century's clothing?

>> No.14179542

>>14179502
https://youtu.be/xpvdAJYvofI?t=49

>>14179513
Say what you will about the game, but holy fuck some of the character dialogue in boss fights was maximum HOTBLOOD

>THIS IS FUN, LIKE HUNTING!
>I HAVE TASTED THE FINEST WINES OF GAEA, I HAVE SLEPT WITH THE FINEST MAIDENS OF THE HEAVENS, BUT NONE OF IT
>NONE OF IT
>EXCITES ME MORE THAN USING MY BLADE!
>HA HA HA! THIS IS WHY WE EXIST! THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR! BUT ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END!
>THIS IS WHERE REAL MEN BELONG, IN THE FIGHT! ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE, I TAUGHT YOU THAT MUCH!
>HEHEHEHE ONLY ONE FIGHTER CAN WALK AWAY ALIVE!
>"I'll rip out your blind eyes!"
>I DON'T FIGHT FOR GOOD, AND I DON'T FIGHT FOR EVIL! I JUST FIGHT!
>I WILL SAY IT ONCE MORE, I AM YOU, AND YOU ARE ME!
>SO WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES US SO DIFFERENT!?
>"YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND EVEN IF I SENT YOU TO NARAKA!"
>HAW HAW HAW! THEN MAKE ME UNDERSTAND WITH YOUR FISTS, ASSSSSURRRAAAAA!
>Heheh.... That was one hell of a battle...
>What now? Where will that anger take you...
>You are not me.... yet you continue to fight...
>You no longer need my training...
>The one who stands in the end is righteous...
>Asura... walk the path that you must...

Or my favorite monologue from the entire fucking game

>I UNDERSTAND IT NOW, THE REASON FOR MY WRATH!
>THERE IS ALWAYS SOME FOOL WHO WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!
>WHO USES OTHERS TO DO WHAT THEY CANNOT DO FOR THEMSELVES!
>THAT IS WHY I WILL NOT PRAY!
>NOR WILL I BE PRAYED TO!
>BUT, ABOVE ALL ELSE! I WILL NEVER
>FORGIVE YOU
>FOR MAKING MY DAUGHTER CRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

>THIS IS THE END!
>Father, stop! If you kill him, all the Mantra will disappear, and you'll die!
>YES, BUT YOU WILL LIVE ON.
[THAT FINAL FUCKING PUNCH THAT LITERALLY KILLS GOD]
>Stupid! Always acting without thinking!
>Hey... No more crying, smile. My Wrath is finally... Gone.
>Durga... I'll be home... soon.

-- YEARS LATER --

"And that, is how my Father LIVED."

>> No.14179546

>>14179542
Anon, you seem to be getting a little bit too worked up. Are you alright? Do you need my assistance?

>> No.14179548

>>14179542
I think I'll replay Asura's Wrath next week. Thanking you kindly, sir.

>> No.14179551

>>14179519
>Taste, too abysmal.

>> No.14179552
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>>14179546
>>14179548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFRvrlqYMIY

I need more HOTBLOOD

>> No.14179554

Anyone have the pastebin and image for the most dangerous game jinko? I need it

>> No.14179572

>>14179554
Wussat?

>> No.14179595
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14179595

everything is better whenever it's wetter. slimes are high-tier and make a great addition to any harem or couple looking to spice things up.

>> No.14179597

>>14179595
Generic, just like foxes and slimegirls.

>> No.14179600

>We will never have a story where an Anon turns into Thunder Spirit because his Raiju waifu likes fat, jovial chinamen

>> No.14179601

>>14179595
>Can't get pregnant
>Anything more that low tier

>> No.14179606

>>14179572
I think he's talking about the yandere, British, big game hunter jinko. The one with the huge mansion.

>> No.14179609

>>14179600
>fat, jovial chinamen
Good. Fucking ugly ass archetype.

>> No.14179613

>>14179600
Her maidenly charms would be wasted on him.

>> No.14179614

>>14179597
>murderous shape shifting cannibal serial killers
>Yandere mind controlling demigoddesses
>generic

>> No.14179616
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14179616

Here in Arkham, we all have a Shoggoth on the roof!

>> No.14179621

>>14179600
>tfw you will never be an electric Mexican disco thespian
Storm spirit is the model we should all aspire to.

>> No.14179623

>>14179614
GE
NE
RIC

>> No.14179629

>>14179601
Correct. Impregnation is the best.

>> No.14179630

>>14179616
Beats a heat-vision lobotomy any day.

>> No.14179634

>>14179616
Would you break the rules of polite society by marrying and impregnating your maid?

>> No.14179635

>>14179616
I want to mix a kiki, a shoggoth, and a Nureonago to make the ultimate maid

>> No.14179639

>>14179634
Only if she shouted Tekeli-li when she reached climax.

>> No.14179647
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14179647

Come on down to the Centaur races!

Only married couples are allowed to participate in the races themselves for obvious reasons but anyone and everyone can enjoy watching, betting, and the wonderful cuisine!

After the Centaur races a 1 hour intermission will be held to prepare an obstacle course for the Spider races. Plenty of time to take in all the track's highlights or go out in the nearby scenic woods for a private "picnic" with a special someone!

Single human males get free passes in as well as all children under 8.

Sponsored by the Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdoms!

>> No.14179649

>>14179621
>>14179613
>>14179609
http://i.imgur.com/MHIZi.jpg

>Only one person can appreciate Thunder Spirit and his crazy ass pudding pop loving disco ass

>> No.14179652

>>14179647
Oh my god that is some unfinished as fuck art.

>> No.14179654

>>14179647
I smell a vile trap.

>> No.14179661

>>14179647
Does Spider Pussy Kingdom provide these?>>14179502

>> No.14179663

>>14179647
I'll watch it live on my TV. That centaur does look pretty daring, thoung.

>> No.14179667
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>>14179647
Sorry, I'm reserving myself for the Survival Week, in which young unmarried guys are dropped into a forest and have to survive without being snu snu'd and claimed as much as possible.

Sponsored by Amazons, Ushis and Onis.

>> No.14179668

>>14179663
>daring
Racing queens are always slutty-looking. I don't really like them.

>> No.14179673

>>14179667
Just watched Predator last Friday. What jolly fun!

>> No.14179674

>>14179601
i agree impregnation is awesome, that's why i mentioned a harem or threesome.

slimes can still be cuminflated and divide to produce new slime daughterus

>> No.14179675

>>14179668
I know I know, but that outfit, man. It's just...

>> No.14179677
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14179677

>>14179667
But anon, that's part of Horse Pussy Kingdom's Survival Week too...

It even has magnificent Spider traps and professional netting!

>> No.14179681

>>14179667
Do we have any nice Ushi stories?

>> No.14179682

>>14179667
>>14179677
Is Wansburg sending their loneliest Werewolves and Hellhounds again this year?
Because I'd be down for that.

>> No.14179687
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14179687

>Tell me about the greatest adventure of all, papa!
What do?

>> No.14179689

>>14179647
>Sponsored by the Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdoms!
Don't defile spiderpussy with your shiling, horsefucker.

>> No.14179690

>>14179687
>This is not the greatest adventure of all
>This is just a tribute.

>> No.14179694

>>14179019
>>14179023
>>14179025
>>14179041
These actually look nice.
It's a shame good artwork can't fix .less' shitty personality though.

>> No.14179699

>>14179687
I tell her the story of her birth.

>> No.14179700

>>14179699
Alp pls go.

>> No.14179701

>>14179687
Very well young one.

Let me tell you a tale of two men who's journey brought them on a trip through time and space.

Let me tell you of how they met Napoleon Bonaparte and spoke with the wise Soapcrates.

Let me tell you of Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan.

>> No.14179702

>>14179687
Sure thing, sweetie. I'll tell you the greatest adventure of all while we experience it!
>[X] Pick up daughteru
>[X] Leave house
>[X] Adventure

>> No.14179704

>>14179694
>shitty
Less is a total bro, I'd trust him with my life.

>> No.14179705

>>14179687
Sure, I will tell you how I met your mother.

>> No.14179707

>>14179705
Didn't I just tell you to go?

>> No.14179709

>>14179704
>I'd trust him with my life.
He's a sea Mexican, anon.

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>>14179689
Fine fine.

Sponsored by the Spider Pussy and Horse Pussy Kingdoms!

Happy?

>> No.14179711

>>14179694
>shitty personality
It's no wonder, egomaniacs seem to thrive on the attention that anons really only give to great artists or shitstirrers. Remember which artists we always talk about here, too. It's not the best ones, it's the crazies.

>> No.14179715

>>14179704
Trust nobody, Anon. Not even yourself on a shelf with an elf and yourself under the shelf.

>> No.14179716

>>14179710
Why not just the Spider Pussy kingdom?

>> No.14179726
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>>14179716
Because they are comrade nations!

>> No.14179729

>>14179726
The Horse Pussy kingdom exploits them!

>> No.14179730
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>>14179711
I suspect that's the reason .less' artwork is rarely ever reposted here anymore.

I have no desire to post .less' work anymore either, especially when there's a plethora of art from Loen, latenight, Snibako, and that one guy that's working on that Metroidvania style game.

>> No.14179731

>>14179726
THIS GOT MADE AND NOBODY TOLD. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

>> No.14179736

>>14179701
Party on, dude!

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>>14179710
i'm conflicted.
i love big girls so the dairy breed centaur appeals to me but the slim centaur has her appeal too, able to get around easier and stuff

>> No.14179746

>>14179736
Excellent.

>>14179741
>slim centaur

Am I the only one who read that as slime centaur?

>> No.14179747

>>14179681
The only two writefaggot Ushi-Oni stories I know of is from ELH and RSAnon

>> No.14179750

>>14179681
I know gauf wrote one and there's one about a man trapped in a cave while an Ushi tries to convince him to come out whose author I forget but outside of that its all brutal rape.

>> No.14179756

>>14179746
>the only one
No, but I'm too embarrassed to admit it.

>> No.14179759

>>14179710
>>14179741
I feel like I'm the only one here who likes his centaurs to be big girls capable of lifting a zweihander with one arm or being raucous enough to go on raiding parties for HBs after quaffing wine and ale like water

>> No.14179763

>>14179759
I'm with you, big strong Centaurs from the steppes descending upon the world of men as a Horde is a cool idea.

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>> No.14179767

>>14179759
Big girls are love regardless of the species.

>> No.14179769

>>14179765
TENTACLES!

>> No.14179770

>>14179747
Harblador also has a vanilla one.

>> No.14179772

>>14179767
Agreed. I want to get headpatted by one.

>> No.14179780

>>14179767
agreed

>> No.14179782

>>14179759
>capable of lifting a zweihander with one arm
I don't know what your metric for big girl is but lifting like 8 pounds with one hand isn't very impressive for a monster.

>> No.14179786

>>14179782
Most people don't know swords weigh very little.

>> No.14179791

>>14179782
I'm more referring to her being able to grip the entire hilt with one hand since the sword was only so destructive due to being held with both arms.

>>14179763
Only problem is finding out where to stick it in outside of giving into the heresy that is the frontgina.

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14179792

>>14179767
This

>> No.14179798

>>14179786
But wouldn't holding it in only one hand not give you much support in your swings?

>> No.14179801

>>14179791
>finding out where to stick it
In her pussy. It's not very hard to find, and it can wink at you if you get too shy.
>>14179798
I dunno, I'm not a martial arts expert.

>> No.14179804

>>14179791
>Only problem is finding out where to stick it
In the horse pussy, duh.

>> No.14179806

>>14179792
>mfw I remember seeing a picture and thinking it's a human shota fucking a busty Oni
>mfw it was actually and adult human dude bumping uglies with a BIG busty Oni

>> No.14179807

>>14179791
>being able to grip the entire hilt with one hand
So her hands are like a couple of feet wide? That's straight up titan size. Ok, that's a big girl.

>> No.14179810

>A Kikimora in her late 30's who has never found a master decided to start a company that would help to ensure no other maids shared her fate
>It offers everything a maid could ever need, including psychology courses to better understand the men they'd be serving
>Thousands of monster girls owe their success to her and the company she built
>What no one knows is her secret
>Despite never finding a master of her own, and largely giving up on the pursuit of one in favor of helping the next generation, she still found time to get her cleaning fix from one of the few male employees
>It was awkward for the both of them at first, she's the president and CEO and he worked in the mail room
>Every day at lunch time he sneaks up to her office and trashes the place, then sits down in her chair with a glass of scotch and relaxes while she cleans everything back up
>Most of the time it ends in hard and fast animal sex
>One day, it got awkward
>They always called each other by name, but mid climax this time she cried out "Oh Master!"
>They both blushed and fumbled as they put their clothes back on
>"I-I should get back to work" he said as he headed towards the door
>"Yeah, t-that's a good idea Ma- Mr. Anon." she replied as they both blushed again
>The next day, Anon cautiously made his way to her office at lunch time, wondering if she'd just sweep the whole thing under the rug
>He got his answer when he walked into her office

>> No.14179811

>>14179810
>The typical cosplay maid uniform she wore during these little meetings had been replaced by her company's newest attire
>She gave a small bow and said "Good afternoon, Master. I've made you a cup of tea, it's better for you than your usual scotch. Please, have a seat."
>Trying to hide his happiness that the women he had long since fallen in love with, but whom he imagined was far and away out of his league, returned his affections, Anon took a seat as instructed
>The sex they had that day wasn't the typical fast and hard sex of a couple trying to hide their affair, but slow and tender so that they could savor it
>And that's how the Kikimora who had given up on her own future finally found happiness

>> No.14179813

>>14179806
I actually like to pretend that the shotas are just normal guys and all the monstergirls are really big. It does wonderful things to my boner.

>> No.14179819

>>14179810
>"Oh Master!"
I want to engage in farm hand x maid roleplay with my Kiki. It'd be the ultimate mindfuck for them.

>> No.14179820

>>14179810
>>14179811
Truly adorable. Kikis are olev.

>> No.14179823

>>14179324
10/10 would help a cute Sabbath member get a hundred points.

>> No.14179832

>>14179616
A big monster like that on such a pointy roof. How does it stay up there, if it's so difficult?

>> No.14179834

>>14179798
The Zweihänder (literally translates to two-hander) is meant to be used with both hands due to the length of the blade and the fact that it basically has a double hit going on since there's the auxiliary grip that lets you do fun shit like bashing people with the spikes on either end because European swordfighting is far and between more interesting than Nip-Nong BogMetal sword fighting.

It's part of the reason the PC in Dark Souls looks like a fucking rube when you 1-hand the Zweihänder, them being undead doesn't mean shit when you're swinging 8 lbs of metal that's at least 170 cm long and it's going to be cumbersome as fuck.

>>14179807
She'd be based on a Clydesdale horse, so proportionately her human half would be big as fuck. Doesn't have to be grotesquely muscular, just Bane size. Some decent muscle on the trapezius and lattisimus dorsi, large expansive pectorals to foster her young on THICK milk, some carved abdominals.

Supplementary deltoids and biceps in order to carry heavy weapons like the Zweihänder and swing it efficiently one handed without it being cumbersome, using her big hands and extra posture from her horse half for balance.


>>14179804
>>14179801
But horsepussy can't rape unless she backs you into a wall forcefully or sits on you.

>> No.14179835

>>14179832
I refer you to>>14179769

>> No.14179836

>>14179834
Or she blackmails you.

>> No.14179838

>>14179832
Her Mastah told her she could give her a blowjob if she stood there all night.

>> No.14179844

>>14179834
>But horsepussy can't rape unless she backs you into a wall forcefully or sits on you
So?

http://i.imgur.com/WxthUN8.jpg

>> No.14179845

>>14179834
>unless she backs you into a wall forcefully
>Being chased around town by a rapey horsepussy, barely dodging her time and time again and hearing a wet slap and a gasp as her lewd pussy impacts another cold wall
>Her breath grows more rapid with every missed charge, her pussy more wet, her leer more lewd

>> No.14179851

>>14179844
>>14179844
Death by getting your pelvis crushed is a pretty shitty way to go.

>> No.14179852

>>14179844
Looks like Prince-kun finally got his femdom fix. Also,
>crotchtits

>> No.14179854

>>14179851
Demonic Energy, son.

>> No.14179857

>>14179852
Prince getting raped and bullied by his poordyke CC musclegirl bodyguard until his M-ness surprises her by asking her to marry him and become the queen when?

>> No.14179863
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14179863

Is the new Wurmdam show shit?

>> No.14179864

I want to milk a Wurm like a cow!

>> No.14179865

>>14179863
Haven't watched it yet. But I do like the designs for the not-Zakus.

>> No.14179866

>>14179864
I want to milk a Ryu like a cow while she's tied up!

>> No.14179869

>>14179863
I want to make a Wurm watch this and see what it does to her brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S69zZwYrx0

>> No.14179885
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14179885

>>14179854
Mamano Mana/Demonic Energy a shit.

>> No.14179889

>>14179041
Valentine, huh?
Guess we just have MG versions of Ramlethal and Jack-O left.

>> No.14179891

>>14179885
What's she listening to?

>> No.14179892

>>14179891
Metal.

>> No.14179894
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14179894

I want to sit in the middle of town in a transparent box that becomes stronger the more intense the sexual desire and mamono mana a monster gives off, the more they lust after me, the more they smack themselves against the box, the more futile it becomes. Words spreads of the man in the box, who only appears during the full moon, and the strongest and horniest monsters to try and claim me, only to leave frustrated and defeated. I'd be a real asshole about it too, reading while they try to force their way in. Lying that a wizard boxed me in and that I'll love forever whoever gets me out. Pretending to cry and despair. Pretending to be bored. Masturbating in front of them, not breaking eye contact once.

>mfw

>> No.14179896

>>14179759
You're definitely not the only one, a Clydesdale or Percheron centaur with a solid build on her human upper body would be love.

>> No.14179897

>>14179894
>Ghost gets you

gg no re

>> No.14179898

>>14179892
Eh. At least she's a cutie. Would give a hair-ruffle after telling her she has a lovely smile.

>> No.14179899
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14179899

>>14179894
>mfw you die from dehydration and malnutrition

>> No.14179901

>>14179897
What part of mamono mana proof box didn't you get?

>> No.14179905

>>14179899
>Words spreads of the man in the box, who only appears during the full moon
He's not in it 24/7 anon.

>> No.14179906

>>14179899
>only do it during the full moon, implying I have a way to come and go as I please

I know niggas here can't read but this is some quantum level stupid.

>> No.14179908

>>14179885
I hope neither you or your waifu develop cancer then.

>> No.14179910

>>14179905
>>14179906
Well, fuck my reading comprehension

>> No.14179912
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14179912

Gentlemen.
Chubby Amazons.

>> No.14179916

>>14179912
Yes.

>> No.14179917

>>14179912
That's just a Pachy.

>> No.14179921

>>14179912
Go to hell, I'd rather Amazon bitch kun come back than have your fatshit spread to amazons you asshole.

>> No.14179922
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14179922

Fixed.

>> No.14179924
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14179924

>>14179869
I watched it and I'm kind of intimidated now. Let's keep calm and get comfy.

>> No.14179925

>>14179912
No.

>> No.14179927

>>14179908
Rather than preventing cancer, mamano mana would just magically infuse it to grow and become a lust filled doppelganger of the host. Kind of like the part in army of darkness.

>> No.14179929

>>14179922
what's different

>> No.14179931

>>14179912
Maybe.

>> No.14179933

>>14179912
If they're chubby they're not amazons.

>> No.14179936

>>14179647
>be single man in MGC
>decide to go for a day at the races, it's free after all
>having a blast so far, after the first race ends decide to take a walk around the place
>the stables are truly massive
>there are a couple of centaurs trotting around, some are warming up, some meeting up with their husbands after the race
>feel a few loud thumps behind me, and turn to see a massive, muscular centaur
>it feels like I can hear her heart beating from where I stand
>even a complete lego like me knows the famous Secretary, famous triple crown winner
>"Ara ara, what are you looking for, young man"
>explain that its my first time at the races, and that I was just touring the place
>her smile widens, and asks me if I want a "backstage tour"
>accept gladly, she is a married horse so I know there are no ulterior motives
>she takes me past the staff gates, and into the stables
>she pushes a massive door, straight into-
>"Great job girls! I brought you a little something~"
>the locker room
>two dozen eyes stare a hole into your crotch
>they nearly leap on top of me, and the first one forces her hips on mine with such power the tile floor cracks with a loud snap
>be used as a cumpump for the entire group, as secretariat coaches the girls from the side
>the last to take her turn is the small shetland pony in charge of equipment
>she is thankfully very gentle, and gives me a passionate, yet tender kiss as she cums
>finally they are all sated, and with a wave they take their leave
>before I can start to pick myself up, hear the horn signaling the start of the intermission
>that means-
>the doors bust open again, the sounds multiple, chitinous feet skittering on the floor
>"my my, looks like the horses left us a little something~"
Just don't go to the races anons, it's not good for you

>> No.14179941

>>14179927
>literally fucking a mass of cancer cells in human form

That's enough internet for today.

>> No.14179942

>>14179912
I want to at first mock her, then get threatened by her /fit/ imouto, then fall in love with the chubby amazon onee-san, and be the nicest househusband to her!

>> No.14179946

>>14179933
Maybe they embraced the life of a housewife and got lazy.

>> No.14179948

>>14179912
Yus

>> No.14179950

Isn't there some pseudo-monster girl card game on android? What is it?

>> No.14179951

>>14179922
Great, now I'm imagining a Raiju constantly edging herself for days on end until she finds a guy and rapes him.
Imagine a girl pinning you down and once you're inside her you feel a jolt and suddenly you feel like you've been jerking for a week without finishing.
You'd probably both cum so hard that your balls are drained and she's pregnant.

Also, am I wrong in imagining that any human women caught within a certain radius of a Raiju raping a man become Raijus themselvs?

>> No.14179952

>>14179936
Super bad end.jpg

>> No.14179954

>>14179936
I'm okay with this.

>> No.14179957

Soldier Beetle or Oomukade?

>> No.14179958

>>14179936
Here lies Anon.
He was not a smart man.

>> No.14179959

>>14179933
Maybe they're breeders.

>> No.14179961

>>14179957
I prefer creepy-crawlies, but Soldier Beetles surprisingly have their charm points.

>> No.14179964

>>14179952
How is getting gangraped by spiders a bad end?

>> No.14179966

>>14179957
Oomukade by far, top 3 material.

Soldier Beetle is a total cutie though, shame she doesn't get more love.

>> No.14179967

>>14179964
Spiders are shit.

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14179968

>>14179957
Soldier Beetle because pouty kuuderes.

>> No.14179969

>>14179957
On the one hand one could make an awesome e mount. On the other, the thought of ducking an oomukade stupid after getting her drunk on my spit is hnnnnnngh.

Mukade it is.

>> No.14179972

>>14179969
>ducking an oomukade
Why would you do that? Teasing is mean.

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14179973

>>14179967
Wrong.

>> No.14179974

>>14179936
Good thing that I have no interest in going to the races in the first place.

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14179975

>>14179946
>Maybe they embraced the life of a housewife

>> No.14179977
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14179977

>>14179964
>getting gangraped by spiders and horse pussy

How is it not?

>> No.14179978

>>14179973
No, I'm right.

Spider girls are creepy, gross and very dangerous.

>> No.14179979

>>14179973
>tfw can't tenderly stroke her forehead because there are eyes there
suffering.

>> No.14179983

>>14179977
I agree with you on the horses, but i would willingly be a locker room slut for nice spidergirls.

>> No.14179988

>>14179975
Yes.

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14179990

>>14179869
>>14179924
>They went beyong Canis Majoris
Oh cool there are bigger bodies out there
>They went beyond galaxies
Well I guess they count
>Went beyond observable universe
Uh...
>Omniverse

>> No.14179991

>>14179936
>sporty girls from all kinds of centaur breeds and a cute little shetland to booth
>all kinds of sporty spider girls, probably with a a small jumping arachne taking the same role as the shetland for the centaurs

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

>> No.14179992

>>14179978
You're not afraid of spiders, anon. You're afraid of love.

>> No.14179997

>>14179992
>Willingly strapping a bomb to your heart that could blow up at any moment with a breakup
Mr. Lennox told me not to be blinded by love, that's how the monsters get you.

>> No.14179998

>>14179992
While you may be right, I'm more scared of the Spiders.

>> No.14180000

>>14179979
Stroke down the middle, or use individual fingers between her eyes.

>> No.14180001

>>14179972
>running from her as she stumbles, twitching as your saliva rages through her body, making her spasm and ache and throb, keeping yourself just out of arm's reach as she drools, begging you to fuck her as her honey drips down her form and pools on the floor

It is also sexy.

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>>14179968

>> No.14180003

>>14180002
This is HORRIBLE

>> No.14180006

So Anons, when are you going to tell your inner skellies that you won't be around forever? They'll have to know sooner or later.

>> No.14180007

>>14179845
Should not want.
Oh who am I kidding? Of course I'd want that.

>> No.14180009

>>14180006
I'm getting cremated, we'll be one forever.

>> No.14180012

>>14180001
>drinking doppelganger potions and having your clones drink them as well
>taking her ass, pussy and mouth until no more cum will go in, then each of you use her legs to jerk off, cumming on her all at once and coating her completely so she looks like a mass of semen with legs that shuffles around

My boner could pierce diamond right now.

>> No.14180017

>>14179951
>TFW we'll never have a Raiju story

>> No.14180020

>>14180017
Good.

>> No.14180022

>>14180002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVO6A2anEqI
Your base is under attack!! Wat do

>> No.14180025

>>14180017
I plan to write one eventually anon, don't worry. I just have to get through muh backlog, that's all...

>> No.14180027

>>14180009
Fuck that, I'm going to be a tree.

https://www.distractify.com/human-now-tree-later-1197889550.html

>> No.14180028

>>14180022
Nuke it from orbit

>> No.14180033

>>14180028
B-but they only want to cuddle you!

>> No.14180034

>>14179968
>>14180002
>You will never help teach a Drone insect MG how to feel emotion and self worth.

>> No.14180044

>>14180033
>One grabs a soldier
>Other aliens staring at him intently
>Alien throws him over the wall
>Right onto the middle of the swarm
>Whatever happens to him is offscreen

No. Not fucking happening.
No, no, no.

>> No.14180045

>>14180033

They're initiating an attack?! Launch it now! Hurry!

>> No.14180055

>>14179845
I want to suplex a centaur!
>Being chased around town by a rapey horsepussy, barely dodging her time and time again and hearing a wet slap and a gasp as her lewd pussy impacts another cold wall
Gross!

>> No.14180057

>>14180033
It is with a heavy heart that I consing this world to oblivion.

*Presses the exterminatus button*

>> No.14180064

>>14180057
>implying Roach Girls give a shit about Exterminatus

>> No.14180065

>>14180057
>*action*

Fucking die.

>> No.14180068

>>14180057
*action*
Can you not?

>> No.14180069

>>14180057
>*action*
Stop being a faggot.

>> No.14180071

How would a tiny centaur react if I gave her a piggyback ride?

>> No.14180075

>>14179912
>>14179916
>>14179931
>>14179942
>>14179948

>You're walking in the jungle when suddenly you trip on a rope and a net springs up from the ground and wraps around you
>Monkeys scream as you're pulled into the foliage, alerting whoever set the trap to your presence
>Suddenly a massive, voluptuous woman with long, dark hair materializes out of the bushes
>She licks her lips as she cuts the rope, lowering you to the ground with only a minor thud
>Soon you're carried to her village, thrown onto a hard bed of palm leaves in one of the circular huts
>Shelifts you in her lap and begins to unwrap the net biting into your flesh, letting her massive, sweaty breasts press into your face as she works
>You finally get a look of her beautiful face as she gently smiles at you
>Your uncomfortable position, twisted in her lap, ensures that she feels your emerging boner dig into her soft, warm thigh
>She wraps her arms around you, hugging your bent spine into her flabby stomach
>Her massive breasts wrap around your neck, almost choking you, as her warm cheek descends to rub against your forehead
>Your heart beats ever faster, and the erection poking through your trousers at her is now more painful than the insect bites all around your neck

>> No.14180076

>>14180064
They can scoff at radiation, not at a sea of fire and kinetic force.

>> No.14180077

>>14180075
>Finally she spins you around, sitting you in her lap with her breasts sitting on your shoulders
>She clumsily fumbles with your trousers, working with only a vague idea how to open them
>Suddenly the excruciating pressure disappears as your dick springs up from behind the now open fabric
>You feel her rough, jungle-calloused hand wrap around your shaft as she shifts you in her lap
>She slowly begins to pump you as she lays you on the bed, laying herself on her side next to you
>She awkwardly kisses you lips as her breasts press onto your chest, wrapping her thigh around your leg at the same time
>You finally try to struggle, but her other powerful arm wraps around your chest and fixes you in place like iron shackle
>Her hot, wet tongue molests your mouth as her fingers violate your member, and within minutes you're brought to the edge of orgasm
>Suddenly her hand pulls away, leaving your twitching erection standing in the breeze
>You look at her expectingly, but she only smiles and lifts you in her arms

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>>14180065
>>14180068
>>14180069
*raises paw*
umm, why is that a bad thing?

>> No.14180083

>>14180077
>Outside the tribe has gathered at their doorsteps, circling a hastily-finished bed on the central mound
>Your captress slowly and deliberately carries you to the mound, making sure that every onlooker can see your dick standing on end
>She lets you down on your feet and sits on the bed, still smiling
>As you stare in incomprehension, she lies down on the bed and spreads her legs, lifting her skirt and pulling her lower lips apart under her own private jungle
>She looks at you conspiratorially as she extends her arms to you as if for a hug
>A brown little girl inches closer to you before being pulled back by her father, obviously curious about the spectacle
>You feel and see your quickened pulse through your erection as you gaze upon her lewd form on the ground
>Her massive breasts are barely flattened by gravity as they sit above her stomach, somehow firm through all the flab
>And below, well, her hips are as wide as the sea, and her massive thighs hang expectantly in the air
>You kneel above her, letting her warm, sweaty arms wrap around your neck
>You position your desperately twitching member at her lips as she pulls you down for a kiss
>Suddenly she pulls you in with her arms - you feel a pressure grow and rip away as your head bursts her hymen
>Her sweaty handjob and slimy, unbrushed kisses have done their job
>You ejaculate at the gates of her womb at the apex of your first thrust
>She continues to kiss you as she nudges you to withdraw
>The crowd whoops and hollers as they see the semen and blood dribble out onto the leaves

>> No.14180084

>>14180081
Don't use Jinkos to shitpost you fucking faggot.

>> No.14180086

>>14180083
>As the skies darken, a feast begins
>Your captress has held you in her arms through afternoon hours, hugging you and patting your head on the central mound
>The villagers bring her and you what you assume to be luxurious foods: fruits, nuts, meats
>She holds you in her lap as she feeds you one after the other
>Finally you are presented with a single nut, with the vague shape of a heart symbol, or a butt, or perhaps testicles
>The whole village watches in silence as the old woman forces it into your mouth
>You look to your captress in confusion, only to find her facing you, eyes closed and lips puckered
>Instictively you kiss her, allowing her tongue to pull the nut from on top of yours
>Triumphantly and exaggeratedly, she breaks the kiss and swallows the nut whole

>> No.14180087

>>14180075
>voluptuous
>sweaty
>flabby

>>>/tumblr/

>> No.14180089

>>14180083
>>14180086
Fuck off

>> No.14180090

>>14180086
>The crowd whoops again as she raises her arms in triumph before pushing you over onto your back
>Before you can reach, she has fallen on her hands and knees and wrapped her lips around your penis
>In an instant the sexual tension of sitting in her lap, being caressed by her breasts, flows out
>Your penis hardens in an instant, growing to fill her throat without her moving her lips
>She begins to pump her lewd, wet tongue and palate up and down on your now fully erect shaft
>The air is filled by lewd sucking sounds, the pops as the vacuum is accidentally broken, the wet slaps as her lips impact your skin
>You instinctively grab her hair and ram her hot mouth as deep onto your shaft as you can as her tongue brings you to orgasm
>You shoot your seed into her for what seems like an eternity, before she breaks the spell and rises to her knees
>You watch her from below, staring almost into the underside of her bust, as she spits your load into her palms
>She raises the lewd liquid to the moon, and then lowers it to her crotch
>Carefully she positions her fingers at her mouth and allows the semen to flow onto her hole
>As she begins to knead it in with her fingers, the crowd whoops in a third, triumphant chorus
>The villagers, now seemingly no longer concerned with you, break into cheerful conversations at their tables
>Your captress, now laying on her back, continues to masturbate your seed into her barely-used vagina
>She looks up at you with a happy smile, mouthing a word you cannot begin to recognize
>But you can imagine what it means as you position yourself to penetrate her for the second time
The End

>> No.14180091

>>14180076
There's also the land cracking and oceans drying up.

>> No.14180094

>>14180075
>>14180077
>>14180083
>>14180086
>>14180090
Fuck off

>> No.14180096

>>14180081
Uh, back the fuck off??!!

>> No.14180104

>There are people who don't want to have a Dragon and Jinko half sister daughterus train in martial arts together so they can become the ultimate tag team in the world

>> No.14180112

>>14180090
I liked it. Pastebin?

>> No.14180113

>>14180075
>>14180077
>>14180083
>>14180086
>>14180090
I liked it, good job Anon

>> No.14180120

>>14180112
http://pastebin.com/dDsJrNwx
Already did. I might look into expanding it at some point.

>> No.14180126
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>>14180112
>>14180113
>>14180120
>fatfags

>> No.14180132

>>14180126
Nice anime meme, can I save it? Also, who are you quoting?

>> No.14180134

>>14178855
>having your seed fall in the sand.
>tfw no sand golem waifu

>> No.14180138

>>14180126
I'm not into mistystuffer-tier obese chicks, but I can appreciate girls with a proportionate amount of meat on their bones.

>> No.14180140

>>14180126
Were you this mad about Komodo-oneechan too?

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>tfw new pics on pixiv
Noice
There is also zapwolf, yet another cait sith, jubjub pregnant and jub jub vore

>> No.14180148

>>14178920
>Can't even recall a name. Or source or anything, before anyone asks.
damn you for doing this to me.

>> No.14180149

>>14180126
This anime was so fucking retarded.

>> No.14180154
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>>14180145
And this

>> No.14180161

>>14180149
I want to bully Yozora by having an air sex friend that I'd swing my engorged dick at when we're alone.

>> No.14180162

>>14180154
>That faint smile

HEADPATS
E
A
D
P
A
T
S

>> No.14180170

>>14180120
Thanks man.

>> No.14180172
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14180172

MGE marilith when?

>> No.14180177

>>14179730
loen even makes the rape train look adorable.
Thank you, Loen.

>> No.14180179
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>>14180149
Eh? Nandatte?

By harem standards it was pretty good. MC was acting like a retarded dense on purpose

>> No.14180183

>>14180162
Headpats and cheek rubs.

>> No.14180187

>>14180179
It wasn't horrible because of the harem aspect, it was horrible because none of the characters did anything notable. Literally nothing happened.

>> No.14180196
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>>14180145
You forgot to mention Oomukade.
>>14180154
Soldier Beetle finally has good art, thank you pixiv.

>> No.14180200

>>14180154
Is this the same artist that drew that loli Demon pic?

>> No.14180202

>>14180154
>that pedipalp gap
INTERCRURAL

>> No.14180203

>>14180187
>any harem
>anything happening
Nothing ever happens in harems. All harems cover only the begging of source material with nothing but character introducing
And next season never because poor sales or it's some retarded filler shit
All anime is just a high-budget advert of source material

>> No.14180204
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>>14180145
>Cait Sith
I'm morbidly interested.

>>14180126
Open your heart, Anon.

>> No.14180205
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>>14180196
Oh my that is a delicious little creepy crawly. I wonder what whacky molestation adventures we could have.

>> No.14180207

>>14180200
Same guy, he's also responsible for a lovely Hellhound and Lava Golem.

>> No.14180210

>>14180126
>Not liking women with a decent amount of meat on their bones.
I can understand not liking obese women, but there's nothing wrong with health.

>> No.14180211

>>14180204
>I'm morbidly interested.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52774122

>> No.14180212

>>14180179
Acting retarded in day to day entanglements is one thing. Acting retarded when a girl you're betrothed to asks if you want to follow through and get married is...actually not a bad idea now that I think about it, but the way he did it was fucking tragic.

>> No.14180213

>>14180200
Yes, also familiar, hellhound and lava golem
Though are sure it's MGE demon? Her design is so generic it can be any of the blue succubi

>> No.14180222

>>14180179
>>14180149
>>14180203
At least the doujins are fucking god tier.

>> No.14180224

>>14180213
It's tagged as 魔物娘図鑑 so yes. He only uploads MGE stuff on that account too

>> No.14180225

>>14180145
can you link to, or post the pregnant jubjub please?

>> No.14180226
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>>14180211
I don't have a flamethrower gif so this will have to suffice. Curiosity killed the boner.

>> No.14180234 [SPOILER] 
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>>14180226
this works too

>> No.14180236

>>14180212
BTW wiki says LN ended
So who won? I hope it's Sena. Yozoru is a bitch

>> No.14180237
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>>14180226
Here, have this.

I'm not a 40kiddie, just sharing.

>> No.14180238

>>14180225
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52746595

>> No.14180239

So Anon, we all have our least favorite girl and we also know that there are mad men out there would would merge things with other things to make new things.


Take your favorite girl (monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono if you don't have one) and mix her with your least favorite girl.

Would you still tap that?

>Medusa, devil bug
>Slightly dopey and tsun snake with chitin instead of scales and a predisposition towards insest and harems.

Yes I would

>> No.14180242

>>14180237
I'm not one either. I just like the gif of pissed off Space Marines shooting their guns.

>> No.14180243
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>>14180238
I hate you

>> No.14180244

>>14180236
>So who won?
Last I heard it was Yukimura. aka best girl.

>> No.14180246

>>14180236
Yukimura apparently.

>> No.14180249

>>14180243
He sort of done you a favour, what you asked for is disappointing but if you insist.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52639563

>> No.14180252

>>14180236
Yukimura "won", they date for a while then they go back to the status quo.

>> No.14180254

>>14180244
>>14180246
>random gag side character suddenly winning
>when both main girls have first-girl/childhood-promise-to-marry privilege
No fucking way
Really?
The fuck
How?

>> No.14180261

I want to dodge rape by only going out when its raining so the rain will disguise my scent, preventing monstergirls from pinpointing my position!

>> No.14180262

>>14180254
It was only for like a week or something, then they broke up.

>> No.14180264

>>14180239
While I do have a favorite, it is rather multiple favorites; and as for least liking, I couldn't think of any at the moment, so I went with random as well.
>Ignis + Werewolf
So a Hellhound knock-off? Eh, I'm going to give it a shot.

>> No.14180265

>>14180249
thanks

>> No.14180269

>>14180254
>random gag side character
You mean the most down-to-earth, least insane, well behaved girl won?

About fucking time.

>> No.14180271

>>14180264
A hellhound knockoff that turns women into more hellhound knockoffs.

>> No.14180272

Soon my dog of war

But we do it my way

>> No.14180274
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>>14180252
>status quo.
Worst ending possible
I would literally be more okay with "everyone died" or "it was all a dream" ending
So he just shrugged off proposal, returned Yozora from whenever she run off to and went back to status quo?
Fag

>> No.14180278

>>14180272
You just... you just wait!

>> No.14180280

>>14180264
>Hellhound knock-off
More like actual fire wolf elemental. Hellhounds don't have fire powers as far as I know.

>> No.14180284

>>14180264
>Hellhound knock-off
I assume it'd be more akin to a Kitsune-bi than anything.

>> No.14180288

>>14180264
>So a Hellhound knock-off?

Yeah. except this knock-off is much better than the original.

>> No.14180291

>>14180288
He actually may have an MG growlith there.

>> No.14180295

>>14180291
Oh that would be great.

>> No.14180296
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14180296

http://pastebin.com/pLAwfhQ9

Can't say I'm very happy with how this one turned out, but I don't regret doing it. It's nice to write outside of your comfort zone; you might end up finding something that takes you by surprise.

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>>14180278
Dogs of War as a fusion of Salamander and Werwolfu, merging mofu with flaming scales.

Fucking only the strongest men, as decreed by Ares herself. NO MORE TALK. WE KILL. WE KILL THEM.

>> No.14180300

>>14180269
>least insane
>a girl who thinks she is trap pretending to be a girl
Rika was the most reasonable
Though it looks like MC also confessed to Sena and promised to marry her after school. But while they in school it's status quo

>> No.14180301

>>14180291
>>14180288
>>14180295

>Fire wolf
>Has magic fire on her limbs where her fur was supposed to be, like a Hinezumi

Mite b cool

>> No.14180304

>>14180239
>Mantis crossed with a Hellhound

So what, a Mantis with flame blades or something?

>> No.14180305

>>14180301
That and a 'hot blooded' personality

>> No.14180308

>>14180305
>Hot blooded personality
>Likes fighting
>If she's sufficiently pissed off, her blows actually set her foes on fire

Just like Jin Saotome!

>> No.14180310

>>14180304
Slightly more aggressive mantis who can track you anywhere, has fire glowing from cracks in her chiten and glowing eyes.

still weak to headpats.

>> No.14180312

>>14180280
>>14180284
Okay, maybe "knock-off" wasn't my best choice of words, but it was the first one that came to mind.

>> No.14180314

>>14180310
Eh, sounds like shit.

No thanks.

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>>14180296

And of course, what should I do next:
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll435212x685f4248-17

>> No.14180325

>>14180318
Oh fuck you, this is the second time you've left Climbing up the Walls off the poll.

>> No.14180334

>>14180318
Release the Beast, we need more Ushis done right.

>> No.14180337

>>14180310
Headpats a shit tbh fam

>> No.14180339

>>14180318
Damn, too many of those sound good.

>> No.14180352

>Monstergirls will never be real
>no MG will be there to lust after you the same way you lust after them
>you'll never cuddle and fuck a loving monstergirl
Just kill me now.

>> No.14180362

>>14180334
Depends on your definition of "done right"

>> No.14180363

>>14180325
I'll put it up one day if I can think up a good continuation for it.

>> No.14180364

>>14180352
>lust
I'd rather replace that with love, includes lust and much more.

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14180366

I hope you were practising your sword skill anon, it's time to fight!

>> No.14180370

>>14180364
Love is shit.

>> No.14180375

>>14180370
ur shit

>> No.14180377

>>14180239
Barring the usual worst ones.

>Lich gets merged with a Manticore
It's fine. Nothing about their body bothers me, and they wont have the cunts personality, so, yeah, it's good enough for me.

>> No.14180378

>>14180364
I've been in loving relationships without list. I wouldn't recommend it.

>> No.14180379

>>14180366
Who are you?

>> No.14180380
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>>14180352
I just want to cuddle a Yeti and give her heart pupils

>> No.14180384

>>14180296
Damn, nigga's stuck in a time loop.

>> No.14180388

>>14180366
Please leave, I'm waiting for my girlfriend.

>> No.14180395

>>14180379
>>14180388

Rude

>> No.14180401

>>14180395
what's more rude is getting fucked up by an angry Jinko, so for your sake, please leave.

>> No.14180406

>>14180401
That's not rude, that's just assault.

>> No.14180407

>>14180318
>MFW none of my ideas sound as good as these
>MFW out of ammo

>> No.14180409

>write a story
>don't like how one particular scene flows
>rewrite it
>it gets worse somehow
I'm glad for the foresight to edit my work but I kind of wish I hadn't written at all. So frustrating.

>> No.14180417

>>14179212
I always expect this gif to have one final close-up on just his eyes.

>> No.14180427

>>14180407
A anons plane crashes into the ocean and he alone makes it to a deserted island, on the island is some kind of monster girl/s that has never seen a real boy? Like that tom hanks movie but with mamono.

>> No.14180430

>>14180409
At least you're not dealing with writer's block and faggots in "Le IRC" telling you you're just tsundere for one of the more infamous namefaggots here.

>> No.14180444

>>14180377
That and she can milk you with her tail pussy while still studying!

Now not even the need for food can stop her!

>> No.14180455

>A dark slime will never stealthily suck you off with her tendrils.

>> No.14180456
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14180456

Headpat junkies

>> No.14180481

>>14180318
>literal nobody doing the Machine routine
>everybody laps it up
I can't believe this.

>> No.14180483

>>14180455
>You will never start a slime kingdom with a dark slime

>> No.14180486

>>14180456
She looks like the Yandere type, so a headpat would be like making a blood pact to her.

>> No.14180490

>>14180483
>You will never sneak a dark slime into a city's water supply, just to see what'll happen

>> No.14180493

>>14180481
What the hell are you talking about?

>> No.14180494

>>14180456
>Self-headpatting
What a lewd girl.

>> No.14180509

>>14180494
Don't judge, Anon. Sometimes people just break, and end up headpatting themselves to get that delicious fix.

>> No.14180510
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14180510

Do we have any more of these?

>> No.14180511

>>14180430
The IRC isn't dead yet?
And which namefaggot is that?

>> No.14180514

>>14180494
She's not lewd, that's a sign of neglect and the poor thing is trying to hold herself together by patting herself.

Remember /jp/, alsways headpat your monstergirls at least three times a day unless you have a kiki or a loli, in which case your minimum should be six.
>But what about the rapist assholes?
Especially the rapist assholes.

>> No.14180515

>>14180511
Epileptic Lambasted Hornswoggle

>> No.14180517

>>14180318
>black hole sun
>climbing up the walls
>>the entertainer

Get to it faggot.

>> No.14180520

>>14180510
There's the Wonderland one.

>> No.14180528

>>14180515
Who?

>> No.14180531

>>14180528
Electric Laminated Holeman.

>> No.14180534

>>14180514
>Making a sadistic rapist cry and repent by patting her head as she bruises your hip
I wish for this.

>> No.14180539

>>14180531
Elastic Lamprey Holster

>> No.14180542

>>14180531
Give me another hint, I'm drawing a blank.

>> No.14180561

>>14180542
Extremely Limited Handholder.
Empty Limpet Hamper.
Energetic Langolier Humper.
Ephermeral Lock Handout.
Entrail Licking Hobgoblin.

>> No.14180566

>>14180531
>>14180542
Nevermind, got it.

>> No.14180570
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14180570

I had a dream about a psychopathic March Hare with a scary look on her face and a top hat in one hand.

She was chasing me and 3 others like some kind of slasher movie, around a collection of abandoned cabins. Managed to hide from her whenever she was around but the others weren't so lucky.

Wish I could have dreams about cute, harmless Monster Girls. But a rabbit is fine too.

>> No.14180575

>>14180570
Touch fluffy legs anon. Touch em.

>> No.14180576

>>14180561
>Entrail Licking Hobgoblin
How horafying

>> No.14180582

>>14180570
>all these people having strange, scary o fucked up MG dreams

Could it be a sign? Maybe it's better they don't exist.

Or maybe you need to do your reps and remember that if you see a MG you need to fuck her. Works for me.

>> No.14180583

>>14180575
I bet the fluff tastes like cotton candy.

>> No.14180588

>>14180576
Could be a fan of blood pudding.

>> No.14180595

>>14180510
>5"10
Kek
Kill yourself, manlet

>> No.14180600

>>14180595
/fit/ please

>> No.14180603

>>14180566
>Needing all those clues

>> No.14180614

>>14180595
>You will never be bullied by a Minotaur, Jinko and a Dragon who tower over you and make fun of you for being short. Resting their arms on your head and such while you have to look up to see their faces or end up staring at their chests.

>> No.14180615

>>14180583
>You will never lick all of the cotton candy fluff off a march hare's legs, fuck her bareback while fondling her now smooth silky legs, only to wake up the next morning to find the fluff has grown back and you can do it all over again.

Suffering.

>> No.14180625

>>14180615
>When you slowly lick her exposed, smooth legs that are extra sensitive, she bucks kicks with her rabbit feet uncontrollably, while teetering on the point of orgasm and making an incredibly lewd face.

>> No.14180626

>>14180614
Good.

>> No.14180629

>>14180510
Jinko, Mino and Dragon are not not big enough

>> No.14180631

>>14180614
... Is that how small people feel when I do that?

>> No.14180638

>>14180576
>not wanting to have a busty Hobgoblin gut you like a fish and lick your organs as she rides you
What a pleb.

>> No.14180641

>>14180631
Speaking from experience, yes.

>> No.14180653

>>14179498
Really, this.
Why would you want masculine entities watching you fuck?

>> No.14180659

>>14179690
>IseeWhatYouDidThere.jpg

>> No.14180661

>>14180603
I am not a clever man.

>> No.14180663

>>14180641
What's it like to have your eyes at tit level?

>> No.14180676

>>14180570
>Different Anon had a fucked up dream about a Cheshire
>Now another Anon has a fucked up dream with a March Hare
I think Wonderland is trying to bridge realities

>> No.14180677

>>14180663
Try bending your knees next time you talk to a woman. You'll find out pretty quick.

>> No.14180679
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>>14180661

>> No.14180682

Would monster girls refuse to rape manlets?

>> No.14180683

>>14180663
It was less of that, and more of the teasing and being used and an armrest. i was short as a kid and my friend would always joke about it and rest his arm on my head.. But i grew to a normal height later on, so it worked out.

>> No.14180685

>>14180531
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14180688
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14180688

On second though, let's not go to Wonderland, it is a silly place.

>> No.14180690

>>14180682
Yes.

>> No.14180692

>>14180688
They export dormice, right?

>> No.14180693

>>14180683
That's nice. I still need to find a way to experience this without looking weird though. Might be interesting.

>>14180676
Dibs on jabberwock and/or dormouse.

>> No.14180698

>>14180682
Not likely, falls into a similar category with shotas, if they're smaller they might be easier prey.

>> No.14180699

>tfw 6'2 Master Race
>tfw girls have to get on their tiptoes to kiss you
>tfw you do the same with taller girls
>tfw dominating Amazonian women

Part of why I love ogres.

>> No.14180700

>>14180688
I just realized that Jabberwock is sporting a ponytail.

>> No.14180701

>>14180120
>quaint marriage ceremony with a huge, strong, soft amazon
Wonderful. Thanks for this.

>> No.14180702

>>14180682
Monstergirls have personal preference too you dildo.

>> No.14180703

>>14180693
Just break your legs, then live your life in a really tall wheelchair.

>> No.14180706

>>14180683
In name of tall people and mine,I only do the armrest on people I trust.

>> No.14180707

>>14180693
>dibs

What are you 5?

>> No.14180708

>>14180692
In shipments of exported bakery goods yes.

You can open up a box of Wonderland cupcakes only to find crumbs and a sleeping Dormouse inside.

>> No.14180710

>>14180706
>2015
>Trusting anyone

>> No.14180711

>>14180688
Everyone's covered in yogurt, truly a strange place.

>> No.14180716

>>14180707
What's wrong with dibs? Are you going to tell me you don't call shotgun when you're on a roadtrip and not the one driving? Your inner child is dead, you don't deserve a wonderland grill.

>> No.14180717

>>14180688
I want a dormouse shaped cake now.

>> No.14180718

>>14180688
God damn, that March Hare is packing some serious ballistics.

>> No.14180724

>>14180688
>White Jabberwock
And he was doing so well with that Cheshire design too.

>> No.14180727

>>14180708
>>14180717
Suspicious.

>> No.14180729

>>14180698
>Receive more attention from boring and shitty monstergirls because they think you're an easier rape target
Fug

>> No.14180732

>>14180688
Gonna need this uncensored.

..and once again, my mind drifts back to an idea of mine involving Wonderland.

>> No.14180731

>>14180724
I'm all for the chocolate dragon, but come on, dat ponytail.

>> No.14180735

>>14180682
Why would they?

>> No.14180745

>>14180708
>Dormouse eats your goods
>You eat her

JUSTICE

>> No.14180751

>>14180735
Because they have standards?

>> No.14180755

>>14180745
I want to give a dourmouse in such a situation a bunch of sweets, cheeses, and milk while making jokes about how I'm going to eat her up when she's nice and plump.

cue predictable ending where I eat her out.

>> No.14180756

Scooby Doo with monster girls?

>> No.14180758

>>14180708
Joke's on her, I get Mega-Holst milk in all my pastries! I hope she likes getting tied up and milked as punishment!

>> No.14180760

>>14180699
>tfw 6'8" abomination
>too tall to ever be properly cuddled by a big MG

>> No.14180762

>>14180755
No, I'd be seriously pissed.

>> No.14180764
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14180764

>>14180751
>Saying that when shotas and small bishies are a thing

Also it's not like it matter, demonic energy would change your body if she wants somebody taller (or smaller).

>> No.14180769

>>14180760
Krakens have size change magic, hope you like cold tentacle hugs.

>> No.14180771
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>>14180735
>Manticore tracks down a man and pins him down in an alleyway.
>She's positioned over him and her tail is snaking it's way towards his crotch.
>She pauses for a moment. Then pulls out a tape measure.
>The man stays motionless while she measures his height.
>"Damn, gotta let this one go..."
>She steps off, retracting the tape measure, whistling to herself as she walks away.
>Tfw It's like with fishing laws, if it's too small you need to let it go until it's big enough.

>> No.14180773

>>14180756
How would that work? Would the main cast be mgs? Would they solve mysteries and catch the monstergirls scaring people only to unmask them as humans?

>> No.14180775

>>14180771
>witness this
>laughing like a maniac
>she notices YOU

FUG

>> No.14180776

>>14180758
Would you make sweets from her milk and have her 'test' them?

If she's going to be sitting around all day than she may as well be nice and soft.

>> No.14180777

>>14180745
>Not making her work for you in a cute maid outfit.
>Not spanking her each time you catch her sleeping on the job, making her butt jiggle.

>> No.14180779

>>14180771
But where do monstergirls with loli body-types factor into this?

>> No.14180781

>>14180716
>this entire post
I ask again, are you five?

>> No.14180783

>>14180764
>shota
That because some girls are pedos

>small bishie
Lol
Doesn't exist
Part of being a bishie is being tall

>> No.14180784

>>14180776
Of course, even though she blushes and thinks it's wrong and dirty to eat things made with her own milk, I'm going to make her do it anyway!

>> No.14180789

>>14180777
I get the feeling that rceording dormouse doing stuff while they sleep would be a huge thing on the internet.

>> No.14180791

>>14180777
You monster, the poor girl would never be able to sit down again!

>> No.14180794

>>14180682
Of course
Even monsters have standards
In MGE manlets would be just as pathetic as IRL
Manlets should just off themselves, honesty. It would benefit everyone

>> No.14180795

>>14180773
I'd prefer the cast would stay the same, the rest of that idea sounds good though.

>> No.14180796

>>14180784
Good man.
Just be sure to cuddle her at night.
It's a good way to make sure she produces the best milk, although one would need to worry about too many sweets going to her tummy....and her chest making it quite awkward for her to walk.

>> No.14180797

>>14180758
Damn it Fat Tony, you promised me dog or higher!

>> No.14180799

>>14180783
>Part of being a bishie is being tall
Nope, lurk more.

>Using the word pedo
Oh so you're a normie, now I understand why that fixation with the height

>> No.14180800

>>14180794
Have you tried not projecting so hard?

>> No.14180804

>>14180796
Oh, she's getting all the warm, loving cuddles. I'll even carry her and giver her piggyback rides wherever we go if I need to. I'll also give her plump, squishy tummy some nice massages when she's asleep! She gets too embarrassed when I try to do it if she's awake...

>> No.14180805

>>14180797
Wait....so we're feeding the cookies to kobolds now?

Or are we giving them to werewolves?
Maybe we'll be trying something new and giving it to a Raiju or Hellhound.

>> No.14180807

>>14180775
>tfw manlet
>laugh even harder
>she grumps a little and leaves

>> No.14180809

Are we being raided by /fit/?

>> No.14180813

>>14180800
Sorry, I'm 6"4, manlet-kun

>> No.14180816
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14180816

Could kobold eat chocolate?

>solve captcha
Gives you the ok
>says you mistyped when you press submit

>> No.14180817
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>>14180809
Probably
Here is a silly lion pussy

>> No.14180818

>>14180813
>Only 6'4"
kek, fucking manlet. 7'0" masterrace here.

>> No.14180821

>>14180781
I'm a cute little shota on the inside. There's a little bit of gap moe going on here.

>> No.14180822
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>>14180708
>>14180755
>>14180745
>Find Dormouse sleeping like that, nudge her awake
>She sees you standing over her, understandably pissed
>She 'hawawawas' when she sees you trying to fight your own body moving forward towards her, the demonic energy affecting you
>Part of you wants to purge the absolute shit out of her
>The other part of you wants to fuck her full of meeses
>You grit your teeth as you pour chocolate syrup onto your cock, leaving the bottom uncovered
>Your mouth is moving on its own accord
"Here's an eclair, just for you!"
>She's confused at first, until you grip either side of her head and thrust into her unprepared mouth
>Her legs twitch as you irrrumate the absolute shit out of her, thrusting into the warm wetness of her mouth
>You don't even care if it's her own miasma affecting you or not, she's compensating for it by licking at the chocolate on your cock
>She nearly squirts her own ejaculate when you send pulse after pulse of hot sticky semen down her maus throat
>But the beast is unleashed now, there's no stopping you
>Pull her legs open, she's absolutely drenched
>She's dreamily staring as you slather her folds in icing, strawberry glaze, and sprinkles
"My my, a tart fit for the Queen of Heart!"
>The Dormouse squeals as your lips envelop her pussy, your tongue lashing out and getting at the icing, eventually working into the deepest recesses of her vagina
>It's like a vise around your tongue
>You don't stop until you can feel her back arch and her love nectar flows into your mouth
>She's too out of it to notice you pulling your pants all the way off, and lifting one of her legs to give you easy access to her womanhood
>You fuck her like a monstrous beast that night, your assistant finding you both and the walls of the room slathered in icing, love nectar, and glazes and sprinkles
>You end up marrying her, and bake both her milk and your own into your goods
>She constantly has all the boys fawning over her, while various MGs want to jump you

>> No.14180824
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>>14180809
Nope, just Minotaur pledges from Omega Mu.

>> No.14180825

>>14180682
They don't care when MAMONO MANA warps you into their ideal husband.

>> No.14180826

>>14180813
>being this proud of something you had nothing to do with

I do hope height is not your main selling point.

>> No.14180828

>>14180805
>Raiju milk energy drinks
Would drink.

>> No.14180830

>>14180816
Well, their overall physiology is human. Their internal organs are probably next to indentical to ours, so I personally imagine they can.

>> No.14180831

>>14180804
Don't forget the big ol' bottom she's going to have.
Be sure to give it a good grope every now and then, along with a smack or two when she's least suspecting it.

>> No.14180832

>>14180805
>Or are we giving them to werewolves?
Well, kobold would be the minimum, it sounds like.

We could also give cookies to hellhounds and direwolves. You know, for fun.

>> No.14180839

>>14180831
Indeed, though she may get some firm spankings too if she acts up.

>> No.14180842

>>14180822
Great, I need to fap now.

>> No.14180843

>>14180824
>Minotaur pledges are told to go insult shotas and manlets
>Little do they know the sorority members have given them free raging mushrooms beforehand

>> No.14180844

>>14180824
God damn Minotaur Jocks, they ruin everything.

>> No.14180845

>>14180832
Nah, give cookie dough to the hellhound. That way, it's like two treats in one.

>> No.14180849

>>14180832
Better be pretty generous with those cookies.

An angry, yet busty, kobold isn't much to deal with while a direwolf or hellhound would be trouble.

Unless they get enough in them that their new, huge tits are enough to throw off their balance so that they can't nab ya.

Although a hellhound's just going to follow you forever until she catches you. For her you'll either need to get something to weigh her down or slow her enough so you can move again.

I'd want to give some to the nice, single Alice that lives next door personally.

>> No.14180853

>>14180824
Would you a secretly nerdy minotaur that hangs out with the holsts at Beta Mu?

>> No.14180854

>>14180845
Hellhounds only get scarlets.

>> No.14180858

>>14180817
>"Graaawr! Sphinkussu desu!"

>> No.14180864

>>14180843
Except it only works if girl wants to be raped

>> No.14180868

>>14180845
Can we make it really sticky peanut butter cookie dough that sticks to te roof of her mouth?

Will she rape us even harder when we lose our shit over her lapping at the roof of her mouth?

>>14180849
Who says I wouldn't want to be caught? you raise some interesting points though; this needs to be attempted on a lizardman that's been shown the fight of her life as well. Nothing like being chased across the span of a continent by a firpping wet female lizard with bouncing tits the size of her head. Watching her pant doubled over when you finally let her catch you would be great.

>> No.14180871

>>14180864
That's the point. It singles out the closet shota lovers.

>> No.14180872

>>14180816
>Spoiler
Happens to me too.

>> No.14180877

>>14180853
But the Beta Mu Holsts are all shy and nerdy!

>> No.14180881

>>14180864
>if she is ready to receive a male's energy

Which means sex, not necessarily rape. Which is what it will become once you give her a facefull of mothdust and fuck her shit up in her drugged up state.

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>>14180682
>tfw 5'7
>tfw optimal height and build for cuddling

>> No.14180891

>>14180868
While that is a fun idea, I was only suggesting the cookie dough because their body heat would probably be warm enough to make full-out cookies.

>> No.14180893

>>14180816
>>14180872
This is why I switched over to legacy in the settings

>> No.14180899

>>14180868
>lizardman

Just hope you don't mind her pinning you down when you let her catch you because she won't be letting you go anytime soon.
Not until she learns a new style of fighting that gets around tits that put a holst to shame

>> No.14180901

>>14180885
>caring about height
That's some women-tier shit, I expected better from all of you.

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>>14180842
You're not allowed to get aroused by shit I write you tit.

>> No.14180906

>>14180901
That's what you get for having high expectations.

>> No.14180907

>>14180858
>Graaawr!
>not Gaooo!

>> No.14180909

>>14180901
>implying this thread is not full of normies with gfs who just pretending to be retarded

>> No.14180910

>>14180877
>no Beta Mu to sit on your lap so she gets all fidgety
>no groping her fat tits and whispering in her ear to MOO for you
>no seeing her go beet red and give the most timids of moos
>no sinking your hand in her short shorts and fingering her as she stutters out more pathetic lowing
>no hilting yourself in her in one go and making her moo like she means it until dawn

Perhaps we were born just to suffer.

>> No.14180912

>>14180877
>Nerdy Minotaur gets kicked out of Omega Mu
>Joins Beta Mu and teaches the holsts to be proud and assertive

>> No.14180914

>>14180907
Gaooo is for reptiles based MGs.

>> No.14180920

>>14180824
>5' 9"
>I'll never be bullied by a 6' 5" Minotaur
>sexually.
God damn it.

>> No.14180921

>>14180902
I'm disappointed in me too.

>> No.14180924

>>14180909
Needless to say, these people need to leave.

>> No.14180926

>>14180885
>being proud of being short

U...WOT!?

>> No.14180930

>>14180902
You now remember there was an OVA scene where the main girl turned into a Cow girl
I thought it was hot

>> No.14180931

>>14180926
>Not being tiny and cute for monstergirls

>> No.14180932

>>14180924
>2015
>not having a gf
No, it's you who should leave to your /r9k/ board. You belong there with other losers

>> No.14180933

>>14180891
Oh. Well, that's reasonable. I can always use the peanutbutter trick on a kobold for giggling cuddlesex, I suppose.

>>14180899
>Just hope you don't mind her pinning you down when you let her catch you
I don't, but expect plenty of "Jiu Jitsu" to occur regardless.

>> No.14180934

>>14180926
Not everyone is insecure about his height.

>> No.14180937

Would it be possible to "Splinter Cell" my way past Monstergirls to avoid rape?

>> No.14180942

>>14180909
>>14180932
Normies out.

>> No.14180943

>>14180933
Please be gentle with the new mega-breasts, they're sensitive and a simple group would be enough to make a moan slip out.

>> No.14180944

>>14180924
Fuck you faggot, I don't want a girlfriend.

>> No.14180945

>>14180937
why not fulton them

>> No.14180948

>>14180932
What about the ones who don't feel like getting one?

>> No.14180950

>>14180932
>2015
>wasting time and money on 3D shit

>> No.14180952

>>14180945
>Fultoning people in Splinter Cell
???

>> No.14180955

>>14180944
Don't worry, that post doesn't apply to you.

>> No.14180957

>>14180688
>You'll never be bullied by a Cheshire at school. >She'll never pin you to the ground and whisper lewd things into your ear while grinding against you, but never rape you.
>You'll never wake up one morning to see that she's snuck into your house, crawled under your sheets, and buried your dick in her mouth.
>She'll never give you a sly look and giggle while you nut inside her mouth and then make a show of swallowing.
>She'll never tell you that she couldn't wait around anymore and then proceed to do lewd things with you all day long.
Why does life suck so bad anons?

>>14180926
/fit/ pls go.

>> No.14180958

>>14180934
Being short as a man is failure in and of itself.

>>14180931
Good.

>> No.14180965

>>14180957
Manlets have no authority over me.

>> No.14180970

>>14180965
You think anyone who isn't built like a goddamn basketball player is a "manlet".
Not everyone's as insecure as you are.

Who wants to bet he's a manlet too?

>> No.14180971

>>14180957
>bullied

Fuck off you faggot, stop using words you don't know the meaning of.

>> No.14180972

>>14180824
I want to claim Big Cathy in the middle of the street with everyone watching.

>> No.14180975

>>14180958
Tall guys don't live long on the battlefield.

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>>14180958
>>14180965

>> No.14180980

>>14180970
He's 5'7 for fuck's sake.
>spoiler
You wish.

>> No.14180981

>>14180971
PTSD from being bullied?

>> No.14180983

>>14180971
Would you prefer "teased"?

>> No.14180986

>>14180933
>>14180943
You fools!

Go big or go home!
Give them to a dragon or ryu!
Maybe even a vampire or a tanuki.

>> No.14180993

>>14180965
...he says in a thread where a majority of people submit to females.

>> No.14180995

>>14180981
No, I'm just sick of people using the word "bullied" when they mean something completely different. If I was being actually bullied by a monster girl the last thing on my mind would be how I wanted to fuck her.

>>14180983
Yes, that's much better.

>> No.14180997

>>14180822
>dormouse irrumation

Aw yes, that's the good stuff. Mice are so delectably rapeable.

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>>14180977
You have no power here.

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>>14180943
>Please be gentle with the new mega-breasts
You ask too much of me, sir. If she doesn't cum at least once from fondling and once from paizuri I won't be able to sleep at night.

>>14180986
That's not big. Sandworm would be big. Kraken would be big. Deruella would be big.

>> No.14181008

>>14180986
Why not all of them?

>> No.14181013

>>14180975
Neither do short guys whose stride is shit.

>> No.14181017

>>14180993
This means anything how?

>> No.14181022

>>14181002
While those are big, they are not in practical places, so some compromises had to be made.

>> No.14181023

>>14181013
Shit stride doesn't vary with height alone. It depents on physical aptitude than anything.

>> No.14181024

>>14180921
You should be since you have plenty of valid namefaggots to worship

>> No.14181026

>>14181013
Nah mate. Short guys do alright in the field, they just have a shitty life in garrison and on ruck marches.

>> No.14181036

>>14181017
You're a big guy, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

>> No.14181042

>>14181023
I just know the taller guy is likelier to cover more ground than the dachshund.

>> No.14181043

>>14180845
/mgt/'s recipie for melty chocolate hellhound cookies.

You will need:
1 bagfull of chocolate chips
1 sack of flour
3 generous dollops of sugar
Half a hefting of butter
A vial of vanilla extract (obtain this beforehand by engaging in missionary handheld sex with your hellhound. Maintain eye contact as you fill the vial for higher purity vanilla extract)
1.5 snowglobes of soda bicarbonate
1 fist-sized egg (firebird harpy egg preferred)
1 hellhound

>> No.14181046

>>14181002
>.
Big power-level wise Anon.
Now sizewise.

>>14181008
Because when all of them realize what you've done then they're going to do what your picture says.

The dragon's going to have you re-arrange her hoard to accomodate her bigger breasts and make a spot for you and the vampire's going to use you as a chair while a tailor redoes all her shirts so that they fit barring one which she'll keep so that the buttons are always strained enough so that your member has a gap to go through

The ryu's going to lecture you VERY STRONGLY about why such tricks are ill-becoming of a man such as you while giving you the mother of all tit jobs and that tanuki is going to buy out all the megaholst sources in the country so that only you can give it to her and have more than a few girls take you back to her place for punishment where she'll drink some fresh stuff right in front of you before making you massage her chest.

It'll be madness I tell you.

>> No.14181049

>>14181000
>"Make haste Sir Knight! That treasure isn't going to acquire itself!"

>> No.14181050
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>>14181043
Instructions:
1. Preheat your hellhound. For efficient and stable heating of your hellhound, maintain the vibrator inside her at a steady rate.
2. Stir the butter and sugar together in your Suspicious Vat until both have mixed well
3. Pour in the egg and vanilla extract, and beat the mixture vigourously (Beware: adding too much vanilla extract will cause the mixture to blush and stammer profusely)
4. Have your hellhound lie down on a flat, comfortable surface, with her breasts exposed
5. Evenly spread your flour and chocolate chips over the mixture, before stirring it all in. Put aside two chocolate chips for later use
6. Once the batter is well mixed, take the Suspicious Vat over to your hellhound. Ensure her comfort and continued arousal, otherwise the cookies will not bake through
7. Ignoring any moans, spread the batter all over her breasts, applying it evenly
8. Make sure that the dough is spread within her cleavage, before taking the two remaining chocolate chips, and placing them on the batter atop her nipples
9. With the batter applied, make your way to between your hellhounds legs
10. Remove the vibrator, and commence fucking until your hellhound is experiencing pleasure at gas mark 6
11. Fuck consistently for ten minutes, until the cookie dough turns golden brown
12. Apply your own batter within your hellhound, then remove the cookie cast from her breasts
13. Enjoy your giant, breasts-shaped cookie together with your hellhound. Leave it cooling only for a short amount of time, to ensure that the chocolate chips are still soft and melted

Clean up:
1. Thoroughly wash your Suspicious Vat for future use, and to remove all traces of your prior vat-related crimes against humanity
2. Lick any remaining batter off of your hellhound
3. Offer to turn your shower into a sauna with her afterwards

Link, for if any of you ever want to make some with your own hellhound cooking partner:
http://pastebin.com/AZ0zbp88

>> No.14181051

>>14181042
>I just know
Burden of proof is on you.

>> No.14181059

>>14180995
>If I was being actually bullied by a monster girl the last thing on my mind would be how I wanted to fuck her.
You say that but...

>> No.14181066

>>14181046
>Dat Ryu option

>> No.14181075

>>14181050
Now that's just silly. I want to make some.

>> No.14181083

>>14181050
This is silly as fuck and I love it.

>> No.14181088

>>14181046
Is this the lonely shrine Ryu?

>> No.14181095

>>14181051
What's there to prove, longer legs, longer stride=more ground covered. I'm not saying a shorter guy with a comparable level of fitness to a taller guy can't outrun him, I'm saying it is unlikely.

>> No.14181097

>>14181066
Don't forget that her chest is going to be stretching out those robes of hers, not to mention that they'll be bouncing quite wildly if you get her mad at another time and she starts pouting and lecturing you.

>>14181088
Well, she is quite lonely.
So much so that she'd still take in a guy like him

>> No.14181101

>>14181050
Are you planning on writing a cook book by any chance? I'd love to get a recipe for Glacies ice cream.

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>>14181046
>the vampire's going to use you as a chair while a tailor redoes all her shirts so that they fit barring one which she'll keep so that the buttons are always strained enough so that your member has a gap to go through
Sublime. That's my favorite variety of clothed sex.

>> No.14181103

>>14181097
Words cannot describe how much I want this.

>> No.14181105

>>14181050
You had me at "Preheat your hellhound"

>> No.14181110

Alright anons, I'd like to play a little game.
Not a rolling game, though there will be a couple rolls here and there.

I want you to imagine a monstergirl, any monstergirl at all. Preferably one you'd want to fuck.


Now pick a number between 1 and 4.

1: She's a princess who you saved from some thugs. She instantly fell head over heels in love with you and actually begged your parents to let her marry you. She's sweet, polite and a massive cuddlebug. Of course, she's a bit sheltered and naive, and has never even masturbated, but she trusts you and will do everything in her power to make you love her. If her species has one, you might unlock a dominant streak that lies within her. She'll often call you sappy nicknames, and has an hourglass figure.

2: She's a Chimera. Roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random to determine what. Due to a freak mutation caused by Demonic Energy, she's taken on the traits of another type of monstergirl, and was bullied relentlessly during her childhood because of it. She loves you deeply, but her self esteem is terrible, and she'll often beat herself up over small mistakes. If you're willing to put effort into it though, you can help her realize that she deserves to be loved. She has a nervous stutter that you can help her lose.

3: She's actually one of three identical triplets. All of whom want to share everything, even their husband. They're all affectionate and lewd, often teaming up to cuddle and tease you. They do everything together, and are very outgoing and love going on outings to the movies or bowling alleys, or generally anything where they can go out on the town to have fun. Oh yeah, and they all have childbearing hips, and are a bit baby crazy. They're all going to want you to impregnate them.

cont.

>> No.14181116

>>14181050
>>14181101
What about slow-churned Holst butter?
The kind that comes out already butter.
Because you churn her tits.

>> No.14181118

>>14181102
Don't forget that there'll be a gap beneath her breasts so you can go from below so she can suck it on top of doing a tit job.

>>14181103
Just don't stare too much, if you do she'll start trembling and puffing out her cheek in a pout.

>> No.14181125

>>14181095
Wars aren't won on foot at this day and age, Anon. We have armored vehicles, planes, drones, guided missiles and so on. Nobody's stupid to tell jarheads to walk/run all the way to and through the battlefield to gain terrority, that's World War 1 tactics.

>> No.14181126

>>14181110
>Kobold
>1

I don't understand this but I know I've won.

>> No.14181129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGaneyDfyls

>You will never defeat the Demon Lord through your Hopes and Dreams

>> No.14181130

>>14181110
4: She was in an accident involving a vat of Holstaur Milk and now has breasts far bigger than the average of her species. She's very sensitive about them, especially if she was a Sabbath race. Her personality matches the species norm, but her new massive mammaries have left her clumsy. Also worth noting is the fact that her breasts now are incredibly sensitive and even something as simple as a Paizuri can bring her to orgasm.

So are you going to chose one of these?
Or will you try your luck with the mystery box?

>> No.14181135

>>14181110
>Hellhound triplets
>Hips
>All want impregnated
I'm going to be walking around with crutches but I'm more than happy with this idea.

>> No.14181137

>>14181125
You're not wrong anon. Even light infantry these days are at least semi-motorised. But, you're not entirely right either. There is a lot more walking than you'd think, especially when it comes to recce patrols.

>> No.14181139

>>14181129
God, the music in this game is amazing.

>> No.14181141

>>14181129
>You'll never take the genocide path in MGE

>> No.14181145

>>14181110
Three Holstaurs!

>> No.14181149

>>14181125
True, but that's not really what we were talking about is it.

>> No.14181151

>>14181118
I will intentionally get her upset so she lectures me, and then I'll just stare at her impressive cleavage the entire time while she lectures me.

>> No.14181157

>>14181137
>>14181125
I also forgot to mention section attacks which require a lot of running and good cardio.

>> No.14181158

>>14181110
>>14181130
>Baby crazy fat-bottomed p'orc triplets
I never knew how much I needed this in my life.

>> No.14181160

>>14181110
>Kobold
>2
>Raiju

Horny electric puppy who loves being loved. Damn right I'll take her.

>> No.14181162

>>14181110
>Dormouse
>3
This pleases me. I'm gonna need a bigger house.

>> No.14181164
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14181164

>hellhound mouth, nips, vag, and all other insides are lit up like when you shine a flashlight through the thin parts of your skin

>> No.14181167

>>14181110
>3
>mantis/parasite slime

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>> No.14181169

>>14181125
Urban fighting is like 60% on foot. You might ride vehicles in and out but you can't clear buildings in a tank. Unless you don't care about collateral.

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>>14181129
>Be a Paladin who's lost his way in the land of monstergirls
>Have four commands when fending off monstergirls
>Smite
>Cooperate
>Item
>Forgive
>yfw the Demon Lord destroys your "Forgive" command

>> No.14181180

>>14181167
Wait, mantis triplets. I'm okay with this.

>> No.14181187

>>14181137
>>14181149

>There is a lot more walking than you'd think
I know, but as I said, covering ground depends more on fitness than on size. This fitness comes in when sweeping or defending ground where vehicles can't do all the job alone, such as maneuvering in a forest or in a city looking for IEDs and stragglers. Size is a factor in this situation as maintaining low profile and minimal clearance can save your life.

If covering ground required you to traverse more ground to the point of considering stride as an important factor, you'd just use humvees.

>>14181157
>require a lot of running and good cardio
Yes, fitness. Height wouldn't really add much to how well you'd do.

>>14181169
It is, but covering ground in an urban environment doesn't really differs from soldier to soldier, as you'd be moving from cover to cover, building to building at the same pace as everyone else so you won't be cutoff and have your squad stranded

Why are we still caring about height anyway, we're all gonna live the same boring lives in the end.

>> No.14181198

>>14181110
>Crow Tengu and Cupid
How would she fire the bow?

>> No.14181208

>>14181151
>"And if you keep taking my robes off while I'm doing prayer it won't work!'
>Nod
>"N-not to mention that none of my bras fit ever since your little 'trick'"
>Nod
>"Seriously! I tried one and they just kept popping out..."
>Nod
>The busty ryu stops mid lecture, forcefully enough that her breasts sway a little, and give's you a confused look, suspicious about your rather unenthusiastic responses.
>"I'm pregnant!"
>Nod
>Next thing you know you're wrapped up in her tail as she places her hands on her hips and lets you have it, pouting as she sternly instructs you on why you need to stop staring at her tits and listen, something that's ruined a bit by the very generous helping of cleavage she's showing off.

>> No.14181210

>>14181110
>Baby-crazy Anubis Triplets with childbearing hips
My love of the number 3 has never served me as well as it has this day.

>> No.14181211

>>14181110
Kiki trips.

Be still, thy rampaging dick.

>> No.14181215

>>14181110
Oppai loli Shirohebi. I can work with this. I wonder what snake milk tastes like? Sour?

>> No.14181219

>>14181198
Airborne bird archers raining down love from above using their feet.

>> No.14181220

>>14181129

>In this world...

>IT'S RAPE OR BE RAPED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5UVKmZpqao

>> No.14181222

>>14181110
>Dark Valkyrie Inari

I...I guess this is sorta cool, actually, super devoted Dark Shinto Samurai Kitsune.

I'll just have to constantly prevent her from commiting sudoku any time she fucks up.

>> No.14181230

>>14181175
>YFW you tell the Demon Lord through sheer force of will and your own piousness that true forgiveness never dies
>She'll continue to bash at you, trying to break the command
>HP 1/20
>FALL!
>HP 0.5/20
>FALL, FALL!
>HP 0.1/20
>FALL DAMN YOU! FALL!
>HP 0.000001/20
>WHY WON'T YOU FALL! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ROLL OVER AND DIE! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT MONSTER LOVE!
>Her face when all over her battle aura disappears when you embrace her in the most fatherly hug you can muster and whisper these words into her ears
"It's not your fault."
>She hits your chest
"It's not your fault."
>She bites her lips and flames dance in her eyes
"DON'T MESS WITH ME, PALADIN!"
>You just hug her tighter
"It's not your fault."
>She's on the verge of tears
"Not you too!"
>You kiss her on her forehead
"It's not your fault."
>The Demon Lord's bawling now, the Hero watching the entire scene confused
>You stroke her hair reassuringly
"It's not your fault."
>Your little Lilith has grown so strong and full of such charisma. Surely her Mother is proud of her, from the other side of the chess board
>You can feel her hot tears through your armor, the burden off all those MGs you Forgave on your quest being lifted off, making you feel like you have angel's wings
>They're voluminous and alabaster, unfurling to great lengths, three pairs of wings
>Druella and her sisters take a knee as the Hero is still confused before he realizes who you are, your Paladin disguise shed
>Lilith is crying into your flowing white beard like the little girl she is
"I-I-I never wanted it this way, Adam! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
>You hug her tighter into your embrace, she can feel your warmth and love for her pouring out of you
>The [FORGIVE] command is in bright golden letters as you select it
>You kiss her on the forehead again and smile to her before vanishing
"I'll always be proud of you, Lilith. Even if Mother disagrees."
"I love you."
>Hero's face when he just met his father-in-law

>> No.14181239

>>14181175
>Item
>Bottomless Potion of Greater Purification x1
>Wedding Ring x1
>Unbreakable Fluffy Handcuffs x4
>Manticore Venom x2
>Raging Mushroom Extract x10
>Holy Water x3
>Divine Vibrating Egg of Purity x5
>Blessed Silken Baby-doll Nightie x1
>Blessed Silken Corset x1
>Blessed Silken Stockings x2
>Modified Blessed Chastity Belt x1

Preparation is everything, Anon.

>> No.14181258

>>14181239
>Blessed Silken Baby-doll Nightie x1
>Blessed Silken Corset x1
>Blessed Silken Stockings x2

I want to put these all on a girl, and watch as she literally glows with sexually divine light.

>> No.14181276

>>14181258
Use the chastity belt as a garter to hold up the stockings. Just make sure you don't flip that little switch on the side. Or do, you know, up to you.

>> No.14181277

>>14180493
I think he's saying that newish writefag is acting like Machineanon. Kind of unfair, this guy doesn't display a fraction of the ego needed.

>> No.14181278

>>14181208
At some point she's going to realize the only way to get taken seriously is if she takes care of my erection first.

Which probably still won't work.

>> No.14181284

>>14181277
What, you mean the poll shit or... ?

>> No.14181287

>>14181278
>She keeps lecturing and sees your boner.
>Her lecture slows and she begins glancing down at your crotch every now and then.
>Eventually it just stops and she's staring at your dick while you stare at her tits.
>Unlike you she's not doing it on purpose and soon stammers out for your to "Not do it again!' before slithering off to her room.

>> No.14181296

>>14181284
No idea, I'm not the guy who said it in the first place. But if I had to guess then I'd say the poll thing was what he meant. I see no problem with it, I doubt it'll end up escalating into something unpleasant for a second writefag.

>> No.14181307 [SPOILER] 
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You know what's going on here, don't you?

>> No.14181312

>>14181287
Mission accomplished. I now know that my shenanigans have free reign all over the temple without fear of lecturing.

>> No.14181314

>>14181296
Ehn, I know that if I were to make a poll people would just tell me to fuck off.

>> No.14181318

>>14181312
You say that but one day she's going to learn that she can buy it in her tits so that she can't see it.

Then she can lecture you all she wants!

>> No.14181321

Uh oh! Your monster girl waifu is going down the path of Dark Hadou! What are you going to do?

>> No.14181328

>>14181321
Will she get buff?

>> No.14181334

>>14181318
>Ryu can finally lecture me
>Receive Ryu titjob
That sounds like a win-win to me.

>> No.14181335

>>14181328
No she's going to have Dark energy and want to send people's souls to hell.

>> No.14181336

>>14181321

>the path of Dark Hadou

what is that?

>> No.14181338

So this year /r9k/ got its normalfag shooting spree and /tv/ drove the universe itself to banepost.

When are we getting our interdimensional monstergirl invasion?

>> No.14181342

>>14181314
The guy is a relative unknown, its probably why he can make polls without being told to fuck off.

>> No.14181343

>>14181321
Easy, I lecture her about the downsides of turning to it for power, which she will ignore because she wants it so she can keep me safe.
Which will become ironic when she accidentally strikes me with one of her attacks in the middle of a rampage, a grievous blow which will show her the error of her ways and strengthen are bond.

>> No.14181345

>>14181335
Laaaaaaammmmmeeeeeee.

>> No.14181348

>>14181110
>Dragon triplets with nice hips
This is the best possible outcome.

>> No.14181349

>>14181334
You say that now but eventually she's going to learn that she can just wrap you up to hide it.

>> No.14181358

>>14181338
Clearly we need to masturbate more. It worked for Ebola-Chan

>> No.14181360

>>14181338
Never.

>> No.14181365

>>14181342
Okay.jpg

>> No.14181367

>>14181349
But will she want to at that point?

>> No.14181369

>>14181336
Akuma? Street Fighter?

>> No.14181370

>>14181338
2017 nigger, right after /pol/ resurrects Hitler.

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>> No.14181387

>>14181367
Well, it may be a bit of a bad habit she'd picked up but she can quit any time she wants.

>> No.14181395

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr39jPapmBU&ab_channel=TriskelVideo
I'll never have a litter of werekittens

>> No.14181402

>>14181395
Fuck those are adorable

>> No.14181403

>>14181395
I'm more amazed they got all those kittens to line up in a row.

>> No.14181411

So how long do you guys think these threads are going to remain?

>> No.14181416
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14181416

Monoeye? More like "Monumentally stupid"eye
More like "Dorky and smelly"eye
More like "Will never be kissed by a boy"eye
More like "Has no ass or tits"eye
More like "Spends all day in a haze of depression and numbness as she shitposts on /hbg/ and masturbates until late in the night, before waking up at noon and doing it all over again"eye

>> No.14181421

>>14181411
Forever.

>> No.14181423

>>14181416
More like lovelyeye.

>> No.14181425

>>14181411
Longer than most think as long as shitposting doesn't kill us.

>> No.14181428

>>14181423
I forbid it.

>> No.14181433

>>14181428
Oh yeah? Fight me!

>> No.14181440

>>14181411
They're going to die off eventually, and when they do, Anons will resent their absence. Only then will we truly become /d/.

>> No.14181443

>>14181440
Well I mean, there is a /mgg/ on /d/
More of an image dump than anything, but it does exist
But I don't think now's a good time to even look over there

>> No.14181446

>>14181440
>become /d/

I'd sooner leave 4chan.

>> No.14181447

>>14181395
Imagine them waggling their itty bitty kitty butts!

>> No.14181451

>>14181416
Eye still love 'em.

>> No.14181452

>>14181416
I want to let a monoeye cry into my chest as I stroke her hair and make gentle shushing noises.

>> No.14181453

>>14181443
>/mgg/ on /d/

What? There a bunch of girl specific threads but no one general, unless you mean /gfd/ which can burn and rot in hell where it belongs.

>> No.14181456

>>14181452
While raping her?

>> No.14181457

>>14181453
/gfd?? What the hell is that?
No I mean an /gg/ on /d/. There was one, I guess since apparently there isn't anymore
It was a couple months ago I'm guessing since my memory is as reliable as dial-up internet. They were on /d/ for a while
Guess they split

>> No.14181465

>>14181457
>guess they split

Guess they did.

>> No.14181468

>>14181433
I don't have to. Your love of one-eyed freaks will destroy you. At first it'll be things like actually being friends with her, before doing thins like watching her blush and stammer as you take her first kiss. Then you'll be her boyfriend and do lovey-dovey things with her! From there you'd actually cross the line to having a physical relationship with her, pleasuring her more then she could by herself. You might even decide that you want to spend the rest of your life with her and marry her! Only then would you do the most disgusting thing of all, have hand-holding sex in the missionary position on your wedding night, pushing as much as yourself inside of her as you can in a desperate attempt to give her a child. bet you would even cry with joy when your daughter was born, you disgusting piece of shit.

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>>14181468

>> No.14181478

>>14181468
Fuck man, I'm trying to eat my dinner over here!

>> No.14181481

>>14181471
Don't act like that, I'm not the pervert here.

>> No.14181486

>>14181481
Alright, I won't act like you're not the pervert here.

>> No.14181493

>>14181486
I'm not the pervert, you're the one who wants a monoeye nuzzling into your chest after a night of lovemaking.

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>>14181468
Those are all wonderful things that every monoeye should get to experience.

>> No.14181502

>>14181498
>dat midriff
oh baby
I want to bully her about her flat chest while fucking her big ass

>> No.14181503

>>14181498
But those are things that happen to people!

>> No.14181508

>>14181503
Monoeyes are people. Wonderful, monoeyed people who deserve tender love and caring and maybe some kinkier love too.

>> No.14181510
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>>14181508
>>14181503
>>14181498
>>14181493
>>14181468
Either I woke up in Bizarro World or this is the biggest rusing I've seen in a long while.

>> No.14181516

>>14181498
>That midriff
Fuck, I just fapped. fuck. Damn it
Damn it! I'll explain it to my doctor that I spilled some soup on it!

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>you will never be breastfed by a doormouse

>> No.14181522

>>14181517
Yeah!
Wait, what?

>> No.14181530

>>14181498
>tfw barely anyone draws mature, bottom-heavy flat chested girls
It's the most under-utilized body-type.

>> No.14181561

>>14181530
>mature
Okay
>bottom heavy
YES
>flat
Ruined it

>> No.14181574

>>14181561
A slim chest is a gift from god, anon.

>> No.14181584

>>14181574
Hathor is a god and she gives out full chests!
Checkmate atheists.

>> No.14181586

>>14181574
Oh great, the baphos are awake
See, this is why you don't put a computer in you Baphos room. It's all fun and cutesy stuff when you tuck them in for the night expecting them to sleep, but instead
But all joking aside, I'm fine with both in all honesty

>> No.14181596

>>14181530
A real shame, that one. A small/flat chest perfectly accentuates a nice booty and some accompanying hips and thighs.

>> No.14181597

What Monster Girl would make a good Akira?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpkax9s7HKY

>> No.14181605

>>14181586
Baphos with supple, round butts you say? Would hotdog one like a madman while massaging her meager front.

>> No.14181614

>>14181605
Amazing. I didn't think someone else spoke my language in these threads

>> No.14181616

>>14181605
What you're really looking for is a Midna.

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>>14181605
>>14181586
>You will never be offered to a Baphomet as an Onii-chan sacrifice
>She will never edge you for days with her buttocks, hotdogging you
>You will never engage in a week's long worth of polynesian sex with her, filling the temple with the smell of your lovemaking

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>> No.14181632

>>14181627
Well, I guess everyone better comfortable with their Nazi MG overlords.

>> No.14181637

>>14181574
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


http://imgur.com/a/geOni

>> No.14181640

>>14181627
The wizard job sounds tempting, but being the second in command to our monstergirl masters is too god to pass.

>> No.14181641

>>14181627
Looking at Edda's pros and cons a bit closer, it seems pretty clear I'm not a farmhand so much as I'm a gigolo.
So hell yes, I'm going with Edda.
On the condition that I get to fuck her too.

>> No.14181643

>>14181627
Guess I'd go with the farmer.

>> No.14181645

>>14181637
Not the same guy, but flat girls can be just as sexy as busty girls anon.
I like both.

>> No.14181650

>>14181627
I'll take the booty Holst or the Wizard.

>> No.14181653

>>14181627
W-W-W-W-WIZZZZAAAAARD!

>> No.14181654

>>14181623
>being sacrificed to a bottom heavy Baphomet

Those buns would get such a cream filling. And then I'd spoil her rotten like a cute little imouto should be between sessions of worshiping that booty and the rest of her limber body.

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>>14181645
ha. Ha. HA.

>> No.14181665

>>14181623
Good. I don't care if she has an ass like Haruka's, I must have everything or I have nothing. FLAT A SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14181666

>>14181627
>Still bringing up that stupid Nazi Wolf
I want Cuckold and his stupid comission and ideas to go

>> No.14181672

>>14181660
Oh no, he's posting smug anime girls.
Whatever shall I do but ignore his shit opinion and continue loving girls no matter what size their breasts are.

>> No.14181677

>>14181627
Bellark easily

>> No.14181686

>>14181672
MY STARS! He's resolute in being an indecisive faggot and thinking this makes him better than anyone! What can one men do against such reckless faggotry?

>> No.14181698

>>14181686
>Indecisive
This idea that you have to choose one or the other needs to die. I like both. There are no sides to pick, no war between flat and tits.
The fact that you're trying to say that I think I'm better than anyone when you're the one being a condescending asshole to people who like flat really hurts your argument.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to imagine getting a buttjob from a huge assed flat girl and Paizuri from a huge breasted girl at the same time.

>> No.14181718

>>14181698
People who always say both are cowards who can't pick a side. People who get offended on behalf of other people are the worst pieces of shit anywhere.
>no war between flat and tits
So you just joined us when we came to /jp/ I see.
>The fact that you're trying to say that I think I'm better than anyone when you're the one being a condescending asshole to people who like flat really hurts your argument
>implying this is an argument
>implying that isn't exactly what you're doing with your noncommittal answer, trying to play the cool guy to both sides

>> No.14181721

>>14181498
...is there a full version of this?

>> No.14181732

>>14181605
>>14181623
>Round-bottomed Baphomet
>Edging you for days with hotdogging
>Weeks long plynesian sex
This. Sounds. Heavenly.

>> No.14181735

>>14181718
I'm from the /a/ threads anon. I'm just tired of fighting over taste. It's all pointless and hollow.
I'm sick of it anon.

>> No.14181743

>>14181718
what if i just don't give a fuck because im an ass man

>> No.14181745

>>14181698
>Buttjob from huge assed flat girl and Paizuri from a huge breasted girl at the same time
I recall an animation of this. It looked awkward, but enjoyable.

>> No.14181748

>>14179710
>Sponsored by the Spider Pussy and Horse Pussy Kingdoms!
Did a heavy weight give you a too few many kicks in the head for bothering them or something? Why not just leave other species out of your daily horsepussy forcing?

>> No.14181751

>>14181627
I'll help the harpy. She seems nice.

>> No.14181753

>>14181743
Then you're cool, you have a side. You keep a strong spine my man.

>>14181735
Did you forget where you are?

>> No.14181754

>>14181718
>Sees a joke
>Takes it seriously
>Thinks he's fitting in
>Just looks retarded

>> No.14181757

>>14181735
>I'm just tired of fighting over taste.

This is starting to sound like something someone of the verboten camps would say. I hope I'm wrong about you.

>> No.14181758

>>14181748
Please, Horsepussy doesn't get any love.

>> No.14181763

>>14181758
As it should be.

>> No.14181767

>>14181754
>butts in unbidden
>thinks he knows anything
>projects
>acting haughty on the anonymous board like it has any impact on anything

>> No.14181769

>>14181757
Believe me, I hate those people just as much as you, but over something as simple as breasts or asses? It's just not worth it anon, it'll go on forever.

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>>14181758
Horsepussy gets a good amount of love. From me, at least.

>> No.14181772

>>14181758
Good. Don't try and remedy that by roping in other girls people actually do like, to make horsepussy seem better by association.

>> No.14181774

>>14181718
>>14181753

>Continuing the argument just for the sake of continuing it
The "le where do you think we are" meme doesn't count for a valid reason for dragging taste dicothomy slappyfights on and on if you're not even gonna make them funny.

Take Konrad's advice and just

Stop.

>> No.14181779

>>14181770
>TFW still no centaurs from the steppes stories

>> No.14181784

>>14181779
I just wish there was a story about a drunken centaur, considering one of their quirks is that they can't hold their liquor.

>> No.14181786

So now that /d/ is retard-free...

Will you guys move to it?

>> No.14181789

>>14181769
Nigga don't take it so serious, it's just good natured ribbing. Good night.

>>14181774
You cannot stop it. Do not try.

>> No.14181791

>>14181786
Define.

>> No.14181792

>>14181786
What happened?

>> No.14181793

>>14181791
>>>/aco/

>> No.14181794

>>14181786
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK NO

>> No.14181796

>>14181786
>So now that /d/ is retard-free...
A. Since when?
B. No.

>> No.14181799

>>14181767
How am I butting in when you're the one who replied to me to begin with?
This is why I called you a retard.

>> No.14181802

>>14181786
This thread is pretty comfy here, not to mention /d/ is still in turmoil, and /d/ has fetishes that almost everyone here wants to keep far away. So no.

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>> No.14181805

>>14181796
A. Last week.
B. Yes.

>> No.14181807

>>14181786
>>14181793
Fuck no.

>> No.14181810

>>14181793
Oh my. Why don't we give /d/ a try then?

>> No.14181818

>>14181810
Hell no.

>> No.14181819

>>14181810
Are you retarded? Just because /aco/ exists doesn't stop /d/ from allowing all of it's god awful fetishes, it just removes the western-based art of said terrible fetishes. It's still no better of a place.

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>>14181810
>we

>> No.14181823

>>14181810
No. It's still filled with the kind of fetishes that are antithetical to this thread's culture and if you have EVER been on /d/ you'll know how they leak through, thread to thread.

>> No.14181826

>>14181799
http://imgur.com/9EUUdCA

>> No.14181830

>>14181819
>>14181823
You mean like Anubiscuck having fun with BDSM?

You mean like Manticores?

>> No.14181831

>>14181826
That's a happy fish.

>> No.14181834

>>14181810
Dohoho. No.

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>>14181821

>> No.14181838

>>14181830
Okay, look, clearly you're new to 4chan.

Do you know why they call it /d/? For fucking /d/ickgirls.

>> No.14181840

>>14181830
Things like Futa, Obesity, Monsterboys, and Vore.

>> No.14181841

>>14181830
No they mean Sandworms.

>> No.14181844

>>14181830
You know damn well what they mean anon. Stop pretending to be retarded.

>> No.14181845

>Lilim becomes bored with ruling the Earth
>Suddenly The Earth is under attack by men claiming to kneel before him, Androgynous aliens who turn gold, some giant dude in a purple suit and stupid giant helmet, a giant robot planet and a robot duplicate of her made by space gorillas.
>She decides to become a Hero and protect the Earth
>she likes it

>> No.14181848

>>14181830
When futa, piss, diapers, fart, feet, etc. are on the menu there, I think something like that seems much more tolerable suddenly. Besides, one manner of retardation doesn't excuse another.

>> No.14181849

>>14181838
And that's just the tip of that fuckcluster.

>>14181830
We are never leaving. And I'm not supposed to see the hook.

>> No.14181851
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14181851

>>14181838
>that's the only thing /d/ is for

>> No.14181855

>>14181848
>feet
you're a fag

>> No.14181857

Okay, show's over. Don't quote, don't reply, let him rot.

>> No.14181858

>>14181849
Hook? He threw the entire rod.

>> No.14181859

>>14181851
It sure as shit gets into every thread.

>> No.14181863

>>14181838
To be honest, I thought it stood for degenerates.

>> No.14181864

>>14181848
But we have feet here already. Just ask our resident Haohi.

>> No.14181867
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14181867

>>14181735
>>14181794
>>14181796
>>14181802
>>14181807
>>14181818
>>14181819
>>14181821
>>14181823
>>14181834
>>14181838
>>14181840
>>14181844
>>14181848
>>14181849
>>14181857
>>14181859

>> No.14181871

>>14181863
That's their nickname, which mods acknowledged.

>> No.14181874

>>14181857
Seems like it's just one native who keeps getting banned.
I know this is 4chan and all, but this takes a special kind of brain problems.

>> No.14181875

>>14181867
thats a very fitting image

>> No.14181878

>>14181874
It's hilarious to watch if I'm being honest.

>> No.14181884

>>14181627
Harpy or Wizard

>> No.14181885
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14181885

No, don't start fighting again! I'm out of Walrus Girls, but I can give you this Jabberwock girl instead! Take her and do as you please, so long as it pleases you!

>> No.14181888

>>14181885
I don't like wocks.

>> No.14181889

>>14181885
So when she wants to fuck you, she uses her mutant dragon tentacles to grope you around?

So she's /d/ material.

>> No.14181890

>>14181885
>>14181888
Neither do I.

>> No.14181891

>>14181803
Cute. When was this made?

>> No.14181894

>>14181627
harpy or fraulein

>> No.14181895

>>14181888
>>14181890
Wockists

>> No.14181896

>>14181891
Licking is /d/ material.

>> No.14181897

>>14181867
Whatever you say, /vg/.

>> No.14181900

>>14181885
>A monstergirl will never try her best to win your heart.
>She'll never do everything she can to make you feel loved.
>She'll never cherish you like you're the most important thing in the world.
>You'll never cherish her the exact same way.
I just want to be loved.

>> No.14181909
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14181909

>>14181900
She'll love you if you accept /d/ in your heart!!!

>> No.14181911

>>14181885
Lemme just get out my Vorpral blade that I dove into Item world of and killed the Item God.

>> No.14181913

>>14181874
>native
I don't think so. I'd say more likely somebody bitter for reasons. Like they acted retarded and got ripped apart, or their preferences aren't accepted, or something along those lines.

>> No.14181914

>>14181909
You're welcome to go there. I for one, will not be joining you.

>> No.14181919

>>14181885
Eh, that's basically a walrus
Close enough

>> No.14181923

>>14181911
Why?

>> No.14181930
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14181930

>>14181923
To slay it and get fat XPs/fame/loot for the Lord, of course!

>> No.14181933

>>14181885
i'll be her friend if she can lead me to a family Jubjub triplets

>> No.14181938

I always get Jabberwocky confused with the monster from Beowulf. What was that thing called again?

Do we have porn of it yet?

>> No.14181940

>>14181923
Well first off because I dove 300 floors down to fully upgrade this damn thing
Second off she's got her stupid male tentacle things.

>> No.14181941

What would you and your waifu do if you found out you are actually a decoy of the real "you", secretly created by him and carefully inserted into her life to replace him so he could leave her for a better waifu?

>> No.14181943

>>14181940
>stupid male tentacle things
Why are you pushing this? It doesn't even make sense.

>> No.14181945

>>14181940
But if you cut it all off she will bleed to death!

>> No.14181946

>>14181930
Shit, this is rad as fuck.

Fuck Monstergirls, I'm signing up to be a badass Order mecha pilot.

>> No.14181947

>>14181938
The Dragon from Beowulf didn't have a name.

>> No.14181948

>>14181945
That's the plan!

>> No.14181950

>>14181941
Kill him and eat his heart.
There can be only one.

>> No.14181952

>>14181940
>male tentacle
No?

>> No.14181953
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14181953

>>14181941
BURN HIM!

>> No.14181956

>>14181940
>male tentacle things
>male
It's a tentacle mouth, what part of it is male? That's as retarded as saying the snake tail of an Apophis is male.

>> No.14181958

>>14181946
>Fuck monstergirls
Yes, that is the general idea.

>> No.14181959

>>14181947
Not the dragon, the other thing and it's mother.
Wasn't the dragon Fafnir?

>> No.14181961

>>14181941
Find myself and kick my ass then kick my waifu's ass

>> No.14181963

>>14181950
Or just bro it up with him. Aside from his shit-taste in monstergirls we'd probably have a lot in common.

>> No.14181964

>>14181947
>>14181959
Wait, I'm retarded, Fafnir was from something else.

>> No.14181967

>>14181956
Why not?

Why do you think getting fucked by a tail in the ass is /d/ material?

>> No.14181972

>>14181963
So long as he lives my soul is weakened. I must reclaim the other half by taking it from him, or I'll never reach my full potential!

>> No.14181975

>>14181959
You're thinking of Grendel from Beowulf, it's mother didn't have name from what I recall.

>> No.14181976

>>14181967
>Why do you think getting fucked by a tail in the ass is /d/ material?
So in other words, it was merely bait? Duly noted.

>> No.14181978

>>14181972
>implying you'd reach your full potential even with the other half of your soul

>> No.14181979

>>14181975
There was a dragon dude in Beowulf too.

>> No.14181983

>>14181967
Anon, you don't need to be so buttblasted by the rest of us not wanting to go to /d/. Just go masturbate to some futa dick-vore unbirthing and calm down.

>> No.14181984

>>14181979
You're thinking of the movie and not the poem. There was a dragon in poem too, but there's not really any details about it.

>> No.14181986

>>14181984
But there was a dragon

>> No.14181992
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14181992

So! Foxgirls! who wants to talk about foxgirls!
Speaking of foxgirls, would anyone care for a new story about a foxgirl? Too bad!


http://pastebin.com/EgV4DzDt


>a sacrifice has been chosen. one man must go up the mountain, alone, to die for the gods.
>except, really, they haven't done that for a few hundred years now. but how could you know that?

>> No.14181994

>>14181941
Assuming I'm a perfect copy of ME, mai waifu and I would would do nothing about it. The moment the real "me" left for a better waifu, him and I became two different people.

Soma was fun.

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14181996

>>14181976
Reading it out loud is a sign of a dork who is actually interested in that kind of thing!

>>14181983
Joke's on you, I don't actually go there anymore

I went for MGs.

>> No.14181997

>>14181992
I like foxgirls. In fact I've been considering doing a story about one, but I'll probably never get around to it.

>> No.14181998

>>14181956
>It's a tentacle mouth, what part of it is male
Look at the facial structure! Does that look like the cute smile of a girl!? No it looks like a smile you'd see on someone a 2 bit crook raised in the city streets!

>> No.14182006

>>14181992
Ho? I thought you were ded.

>> No.14182010

>>14181992
>new story about a foxgirl
aww yisss sunday night motherfucker

>> No.14182013
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14182013

>>14181992
uncanny resemblance

>> No.14182017

>>14180172
After I get my motherfucking Vrock.

>> No.14182027

>>14181994
I'm stuck at the part of trying to turn on a mini-sub...

>> No.14182048

>>14181874
>/mgg/
>not brain problems

>> No.14182053

Live births
or
Egg hatching
which is best

>> No.14182056

>>14182053
Eggs. Someone post the screencap about the Anon who helps care for his Dragon Wife's egg.

>> No.14182059

>Watch One Punch Man
>/a/ is just a shitposter's wet dream
What is it with 4chan, and people going on boards they hate to talk aboutthings they hate?

Also, art of a flat One Punch Lilim when? The price of power was curves.

>> No.14182063

>>14182053
>>14182056
Do you like fucking toddlers or something?

>> No.14182067
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14182067

>>14182053
Egg hatching.

>> No.14182070

>>14182053
going to lean toward egg but either is good as long as i get to fuck the waifu in the ass as she gives birth

>> No.14182073

>>14182059
>One Punch Lilim
Nah. If there's going to be a Saitama-like monstergirl, it has to be a Pistol Shrimp, and a Mantis Shrimp for Genos.

>> No.14182074

>>14182006
Nope. Just went away for a couple months. Last month I promised this story. Turns out, prose takes a lot more time to write than greentexts and editing takes even longer if you're not just throwing things out as fast as you write them.

>> No.14182075
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14182075

Short girls!

>> No.14182077

>>14182070
Not going to lie, Anon
That's pretty fucking weird, even for us

>> No.14182081

>>14182075
Full set pls?

Do they fuck her horns?

>> No.14182082

>>14182073
No, it needs to be the mary sue. Having it species specific kills the vibe. Needs to just be a normal jobless succubutt who broke her limiter and lost her tits and ass

>> No.14182085

>>14182075
>She has an expectant look on her face
>Turns out she just gets headpatted and called "cute" by the tall strong men before they leave
>hfw

>> No.14182087

>>14182085
She'll cry

>> No.14182088

>>14182053
>tfw no pregnant jinko to run errands for and give her tummy rubs while she chuffs
is life worth living?
survey says no

>> No.14182089

>>14182075
>>14182081
>>>/d/

>> No.14182091

>>14182082
The Pistol Shrimp idea came around way earlier. Besides, Lilims are overrated.

>> No.14182092

>>14182082
I honestly think it'd be funnier if it was just some plain human girl.
All the monstergirls think she's secretly some ultra powerful succubus or something, but nope. Just trained every day.

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14182093

>>14181992
>arranged marriage with a Kitsune
That was lovely.

>> No.14182096

>>14182093
That Fox looks like a harlot!

>> No.14182099

>>14181992
>>a sacrifice has been chosen. one man must go up the mountain, alone, to die for the gods.
>>except, really, they haven't done that for a few hundred years now. but how could you know that?
Man, imagine if you were suicidal, but didn't want to die by your own hand, and then found out you could be a sacrifice to the Gods, going out in a cool way and helping someone who didn't want to die.

Then you go all the way up, eager to face death, only to find some kind loving shrine goddess welcoming you in a naked apron.

True suffering.

>> No.14182102

>>14182092
Some faggot is probably gonna want to push transformation bullshit if she were human.

>> No.14182113

>>14182075
I want to lay with that oni.

>> No.14182115

>>14182091
>Besides, Lilims are overrated
That's the point of OPM though.

>>14182092
>I honestly think it'd be funnier if it was just some plain human girl.
This. This too works.
>100 push-ups (deepthroating a dildo)
>100 sit-ups (dildo paizuri)
>100 squats (onto a dildo)
>10k running (with a dildo in her)
Every single day!

>>14182102
Some high grade salt you have there

>> No.14182116

>>14182102
not when it kills a joke like that. for me at least

>> No.14182118

>>14182075
that glorious underboob.

>> No.14182120

>>14182089
Why?

What's wrong with horn fucking?

>> No.14182121

>>14182115
Nigger Pistol Shimps are THE mary sue of crustaceans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc

They're literally OPM: The animal. Having it be a lilim just for the sake of it being a product of KC's shitty writing would completely ruin the concept.

>> No.14182122

>>14182088
>No watching her lick the newborn cub clean
>No hearing her soft chuffs as she pets the cub
Even Death can not save you

>> No.14182127

>>14182085
She is cute.

So cute I want to take her home and hold her hand.

>> No.14182135

>>14182120
>Ahhh! You're fucking my horns!
>Stop, I'm going crazy!
>Ahhn! You're going to stretch out my horn-pussy!

>> No.14182136

>>14182121
Yeah, but what sets her apart from other pistol shrimps? Like, if she's that strong only because she's a pistol shrimp, then all over pistol shrimps would just as strong. You need something mundane for a base, like succubus, or as the other anon suggested, human. And then you need to elevate her to OP levels.

>> No.14182139

>>14182122
>no hearing your daughteru "roar" for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRAFMtBxmII&ab_channel=euronewsDiscover

>> No.14182146

>>14182053
Live births because you can watch the Demon Lord do it.

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>>14182093
Thanks. I try my best.
>>14182099
A shame, really. But at least you're making her happy by being with her. That's gotta count for something, right?

>> No.14182151

OK Anons, I have a special treat for you all today!

Fresh from Wonderland, I've got five Alices for sale, unharmed, unused virgins who have no idea what sex is, looking for oniichan's to take them home.

1k gold each, 1.5k for the one with black hair and green eyes.

>> No.14182153

>>14182139
Why the fuck are their shutters so loud?
I hate that noise, it pisses me off.
Because it kills my boner when I hear it in sleazy porn eastern European porn. Ruins immersion.

>> No.14182156

>>14182136
She's that strong only because she's a pistol shrimp who earned her strength by training hard.

Saitama wasn't mundane before becoming a hero, he was already fighting monsters and shit without his one-hit-kill abilities.

Lilims are born mary sues with overwhelming power. Literally any lilim could kill anyone if they wanted with magic, they're all the same shit.

The actual animal fits OPM's character much better, it's something new not only in concept, but as a new monstergirl subspecies, something new beyond what KC has made.

>> No.14182158

>>14182156
he was already fighting monsters when he was younger *

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>>14182139
>"Raaaowr"
Cute shit.

>> No.14182161

>>14182151
>unused virgins who have no idea what sex is
That is literally every Alice ever regardless of how many children they have.
>1K gold
What the fuck is this, TES where gold is fucking worthless or something?

>> No.14182162

>not feeding your waifu a potion of slimification

>> No.14182163

>>14182151
Do you have any of the new cross-breeds? I'm looking for a Jabberlice or Alishire.

>> No.14182164

>>14182162
>not working out with your waifu
pleb

>> No.14182165

>>14182135
>>>/d/

>> No.14182166

>>14182164
A potion that turns them into a slime, anon
/fit/ monsters are just as good.

>> No.14182167

>>14182165
>>>/trv/

>> No.14182168

>>14182156
>Saitama wasn't mundane before becoming a hero,
Yes he was. He got lucky that his first enemy had an easily exploitable weakness and he just happened to have a necktie on him, and wasn't as rekt as the crab thought he was. It was after training that he became OPM.
>Lilims are born mary sues with overwhelming power.
Yes, but can't a succubus gain enough power to become one? That's why I said lilim, assuing she were just a normal succubut that got stronk.

>The actual animal fits OPM's character much better,
I disagree entirely. The whole point of Saitama is thath e stands above. It doesn't work if he is just another member of an OP powerful species.

I think you're just resistant towards lilim being used yet again. But chalking it up to 'oh it;s just because she's x species' goes aginst the premise of the character. If the only reason she is strong is because she is a pistol shrimp, then every other pistol shrimp can be just as strong.

>> No.14182169

>>14182162
I like Slimes and all. but that seems a little pointless.

>> No.14182170

>>14182161
Danger costs for me going to wonderland and back.

>>14182163
Only three.

A dwarf/weresheep mix (500G) age 20

Kikimorra/Thunderbird mix (2k) age 12

Titania/Beelzebub mix (1.5k) age undetermined.

>> No.14182173

>>14182170
What you've got that goes ara ara, and is tall and healthy?

>> No.14182180

>>14182168
>can't a succubus gain enough power to become one?
I don't think so, since Lilims are, you know, direct daughters of the Demon Lord herself. They'd naturally attain much more power than a succubus could ever get at birth. Mantis shrimps aren't born with their deadly claw ready either as far as I know, all life grows into adult form.

>It doesn't work if he is just another member of an OP powerful species
Then it wouldn't work as a Lilim either.

>I think you're just resistant towards lilim being used yet again.
Partially, but as I've stated above, Lilims are already born strong as fuck just by being daughters of the DL, they didn't "earn" it in any way.

>> No.14182181

>>14182173
A former paladin succubuss who was around age 30 when she turned (750G and 5'10")

An elf mage (2k and 6'0") who's age 200 and evidently snacked a weebit too often, although much of it's in her rear (Virgin)

If you want to skip the 'tall' portion I've got two dormouse sisters who ran afoul of a cow cult. (1.75k together, 800g individually)

>> No.14182183
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14182183

would you a white trash monstergirl?
>Oni in a tube top chewing gum and peeling out in a 78 Trans Am while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I&ab_channel=papilioniger
plays
>"Get in loser"

>> No.14182185

>>14182180
>Lilims are, you know, direct daughters of the Demon Lord herself
Eeeh, I always saw it as a title of powerful succubi, and it just so happened that the daghters of the DL happened to be the only ones powerful enough.

>Then it wouldn't work as a Lilim either.
Fair point.

>> No.14182192

>>14182183
How white trash are we talking? Stereotypical Republican white trash, or full-on trailer park, shooting empty beer cans with a shotgun on the lawn, fucking your father-brother white trash?

>> No.14182194

>>14182185
>Eeeh, I always saw it as a title of powerful succubi, and it just so happened that the daghters of the DL happened to be the only ones powerful enough.
Didn't see any other profile that states an MG as DL's daughter other than Lilims.

Since both our ideas are not fitting enough, we'll have to reach an agreement that we're not yet quite there to come up with the OPM monstergirl concept. Either that or make her a normal human girl.

>> No.14182199

>>14182183
White trash from around here is a special breed of white trash. So no.

>> No.14182200

>>14182183
these types of posts are always cringey

>> No.14182201

>>14182183
>78 Trans Am
Hey, that's John Torque's car.

>> No.14182202

>>14182200
2/3rds of these threads are always cringey.

>> No.14182203

>>14182192
>incest
not that trashy

>> No.14182211

>>14182194
>Either that or make her a normal human girl.
I'm leaning further towards this, but I still also like the idea of her being a run of the mill succubus who turned into something lilim-like.

>> No.14182213
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14182213

would you a nigger trash monstergirl?
>Hellhound and her friends laughing and speaking really loud and with sass

>> No.14182215
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14182215

>monster girl going to appear next episode
>will get killed off in one punch

Oh well
At least Rance's devil slave was quite popular so has a good chance of getting more attention in the next few games

>> No.14182222

>>14182213
Don't you dare besmirch Hellhounds like that you fag.

>> No.14182225

>>14182211
I've always been all for the Pistol Shrimp idea since the days at /a/, but let's just go with the human girl because I don't feel like having an argument over different ideas right now.

>> No.14182226

>>14182213
>bestiality
no thanks

>> No.14182233

>>14182201
I think I just want to see a monstergirl doing a burnout in some redneck as fuck car or smoking the tire on an old Panhead Harley

>> No.14182236

>>14182225
>Pistol Shrimp idea
It's a good idea, it just doesn't work with Saitama. Probably best to leave her human.

>> No.14182241

>>14182213
>Nigger trash
>Not posting Kakuen instead
Racism aside, It would depend on how trashy. An accent and bit of bad fashion is one thing, A hood rat wit buck teeth & fat lips, 9 siblings, and no job is a no-go, no matter how much of an ass it gives her. Though if she attends a gospel church, I might be swayed to join her just for the experience.

>> No.14182246

>>14182241
Black church is something else. The scene from Blues Brothers with James Brown is only a slight exaggeration

>> No.14182252
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14182252

>"Excuse me? May I ask you something? I hope this isn't considered too presumptuous or uncouth, but..."
>"May I...may I touch your ears?"
>"They're very...'exotic'. Oh, I hope you don't take offense to that. I like them! They're so round and soft and...charming. Not sharp and pointy like mine."
>"They're not too sensitive, are they? I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable."
>"Feel free to tell me off if I'm overstepping my boundaries. I'm afraid I'm not very learned when it comes to manners involving the...'unique' traits of humans."

>> No.14182253

>>14182087
>>14182127

>A story about a monstergirl who just wants to be gangbanged approaching a group of men, trying to seduce them, and failing horribly as they just compliment her looks and move on like well behaved gentlemen

Would read.

>> No.14182256

>>14182213
I like my niggers dark and fresh off the boat, thanks.

>> No.14182257

>>14182252
Okay, sure.

>> No.14182259

>>14182256
Germany please, you're taking in too many Kakuren.

>> No.14182263 [SPOILER] 
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>>14182252
It's a little odd, I guess that would be okay. But only if you'll let me touch yours as well.

>> No.14182265

>>14182263
Thanks for censoring that, I was almost triggered.

>> No.14182266

What monstergirls would be the best at nursing their husbandos?
I'm sick as a dog right now. I wish I had a cute Slime to help nurse me back to health.

>> No.14182268

>>14182252
Don't think you're getting any freebies here, you have to pay like all the rest of them.

>> No.14182270

>>14182266
Kiki, maybe a lich or anubis.

I just played some drop in hockey and I am hurting in places I forgot to feel pain in.
A kobold or something small would be nice to cuddle right about now.

>> No.14182272

>>14182266
Both top maids, any mermaid variant, holstaurs, echidnas, unicorns, and oddly enough, elves. Druid style natural healing, yo.

>> No.14182273
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>>14182266
Holstaurs, obviously!

...Oh, wait, you meant THAT kind of nursing. I still think that a Holst is a good choice. They're gentle and motherly. Kikis would probably be a good option, too.

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TFW your waifu is treated as a meme.

>> No.14182275
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>>14182266

Troll.

She will make the best homemade soup in the world.

>> No.14182278

>>14182274
T'is but a sad thing, but what can you do?

>> No.14182280

>>14182274
Don't complain, that means she has a better chance of being willed into the universe by sheer shitposting.

>> No.14182286

>>14182280
By that logic, which monsters are most likely to become real? All of the smug squad with the possible exception of kakuen, kikis, holstaurs, matango (though their hate seems to have died off some) maybe some succubi and some variety of horsepussy? We could get some better girls in but we could also do worse.

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>>14182266
Nureonago. They'd fuss over you and make sure you had all the medicine and soup and rest you need.

>> No.14182291

>>14182270
>Kiki...or Anubis
I think their methods would be much the same. A well-planned and structured routine of exercise, rest, and appropriate foods, designed to heal you up with maximum efficiency.

>Lich
Would probably just give you some potion to heal you instantly.

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>>14182266
>I'm sick as a dog.

Why not dog nurse?

>> No.14182299

>>14182280
>Earlier an Anon mentioned that Wonderland is trying to bridge realities
>This was due to two Anons both having nightmares about Wonderland mamono
Of course, this could be nothing, but if we look at the space-time continuum accident that was /tv/ creating some sort of singularity which caused non stop meming to come forth into this reality
TDKR came out in 2012, and it took 3 years of non stop shitposting for it to rip the fabric of space and time
If we were to look back at when the Cheshire shitposting began, and if it were to continue now, we can calculate when the fabric of reality would tear once-more

We could be looking at another quantum rip just like the /tv/ accident

>> No.14182298

>>14182291
What kind of asshole makes someone exercise when they're sick?

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>>14182291
>Healing you instantly
But that would undermine her inner mad scientist. She'd probably experiment on you to see what sort of odd effects the disease could be made to produce. Once she's on a test or twenty that you'd never understand the logic behind, THEN she cures you.

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what ever happened to that idea about a lizardman/salamander fighting ring?

>> No.14182310

>>14182298
Sounds kinda Chinese. The idea of "sweating out" a cold is also a thing. It's actually kinda nice when you're not in-bed levels of sick, so for walking colds.

>> No.14182311

>>14182306
A certain dragon ripped off all their tails

>> No.14182318

>>14182306
I remember that talk
I think we ended up talking about chubby ryu's and time travel

>> No.14182324

>>14182318
Chubby monmusus are rising.

>> No.14182332

>>14182324
Chubby monster girls are olev, epsecially if they are bulliable (cyclops) or martially minded (lizardman).

I'd love a chubby monster girl.
Hell, I'll love a fat one.
And a fit one.
And a loli.
And a muscled one.
Etc. Etc. Etc.

>> No.14182333

alright, friend-o's; let's hear your best unusually specific fantasies regarding monstrous women.

>> No.14182334

>>14182306
Is that the one where captured humans are set to fight the warrior types that pay a dragon to get in?

>> No.14182337

>>14182298
>>14182310
Not like, intensive exercise.

Just stuff like getting out of bed, stretching briefly, maintaining some level of activity. It's to help keep your body going, so that whatever else they're doing to heal you up processes correctly.

>> No.14182338

>>14182333
win a fight agianst a lizardman with the drop kick of shame

>> No.14182339

>>14182333
>Tfw you'll never be busking your tunes and handing out mixtapes when you get discovered by a dragon label exec
>You'll never not get fucked over on royalties and have to sell yourself to cover for living expenses

>> No.14182341
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Could a Raiju play a nice electric guitar?

>> No.14182343

>>14182341
With rubber gloves, yes

>> No.14182347

>>14182341
probably, but she looks like she wants to try singing the high notes first.

>> No.14182348

>>14182341
Every song is the same, just 5 minutes of her masturbating. So yeah, exactly the same as all the other music in MGC.

>> No.14182353

>>14180366
Bitch I'm a warlock, I don't fight by myself.

>> No.14182355

>>14182333
Tentacle with a hand fetish.

>> No.14182363

>>14182318
>chubby ryu
can this please be a thing

>> No.14182370

>>14182363
Already is.
Give her some milk and sweets till she's got hips, heavy breasts, and a pudgy bell you can give a squeeze to tease her about.

>> No.14182378

>>14182334
I think that's the one
A interesting concept, but back then all the writefags where busy which might be the case now.
come back in a thread or 2, see what happens then about this idea

>> No.14182382

>>14182370
Would being chubby make her reverse scale stick out farther?

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>>14182333
>your yandere Dragon/Kitsune/Demon ex-wet nurse ex-babysitter turned accomplished CEO will never use her newly attained wealth and charisma to gradually seduce you and win you over
>lactation+nursing handjobs+shotafication cookies for days man
Don't judge me.

>> No.14182397

>>14182370
no i mean a pic
I need to see it, a healthy ryu that is
with soft pinchable cheeks

>> No.14182398

>>14182382
Assuming it's where I think it is, near the rear, and the general rear region gets a bit of extra padding than it may be a bit easier to poke then.

Be careful with chubby ryus, they are a bit easier to get going.

>> No.14182402

>>14182397
No, I don't believe there is a picture of a chubby ryu getting her cheeks pinched while a guy fawns over her.

>> No.14182403

>>14180366
Werewolf squire? Cute.

>> No.14182404

>>14182394
>Don't judge me.
No judge, I'd gladly fuck around with my own body using transformative items assuming they are all temporary and reversible.

>Chomp some shota cookies
>Demon waifu gets to pretend you're her son/otouto
>Go out in public
>Molest the shit out of her in front of every one
>Every one laughs it of about sexually hypercurious kids in MGC these days
>She knows.
>I know.
>Pounces on me the minute we get back home.

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>>14182404
Mein neger.

>> No.14182414

>>14182394
I see nothing shameful here, merely causes for boners. Demon's attitudes are a bit hardcore for my vanilla tastes, but I can roll with it.

>> No.14182415

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread, the kiki's shoggoth's and nureonago are on the verge of war over who get's to clean it up.

>> No.14182418

>>14182394
>ex-wet nurse ex-babysitter turned accomplished CEO
...accomplished in what exactly? And...how?

>> No.14182420

>>14182415
>Shoggoth fire extinguisher
>Sticky, sensitive bits of goo sprayed over the entire house
I want to strip naked and roll in her puddles just to see what happens.

>> No.14182422

>>14182418
Exceptional financing skills.

>> No.14182423

>>14182420
She starts shuddering and collapses into a gooey mess if you get a bit too vigorous.

>> No.14182425

>>14182418
Not him, but probably sex toys and lewd purposed pharmaceuticals. As for how, she probably built it from the ground up, just cause she wanted to build a financial empire for the cute boy she babysat all those years ago, and almost obsessively watched over as he grew.

>> No.14182428

>>14182423
At that point could I scoop her into a jar or bucket and use her as an onahole? Sounds neat aside from all the property damage. Maybe a slime watergun fight would be a better use of slime maid...
>You're waifu will never spray herself all over you

>> No.14182432

>>14182428
>Put her in a bucket
>As you carry her around she giggles happily about master carrying her while peeking out every now and then to see what's going on.

>> No.14182443

>>14182432
Tiny bucket shoggoth needs to be a thing.

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>>14182443
Just dye her purple

>> No.14182460
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>>14182457
>Shoggoths
>Inklings
No son.

>> No.14182461

>>14182457
Not him, but this isn't what I have in mind. She's be more shoggothy and cute, and poking her nose over the rim of the bucket, with various tentacles hanging over the side. Drawn in the style of lawyer-chan.

>> No.14182463

>>14182461
I am him , and I was imagining a slightly less cartoony Suu. Needs more giggling and stealth hand fondling though.

>> No.14182466

>>14182460
It's all a ploy! Shoggoth-chan loves them both, but the kiki is resistant. Shoggoth Is the body pillow.

>> No.14182467

>>14182463
That's easy. She IS the bucket as well. So when someone goes to pick it up by the handle... Well you get the idea.

>> No.14182470

>>14182404
>lactation+nursing handjobs+shotafication cookies

>FREUD.JPG

Speaking of, what would the parallel MG universe's version of Freud be?

>> No.14182472

>>14182470
Your Echnida mother.

>> No.14182474

>>14182460
Dammit Kiki-chan ,your loyalty is admirable, but three whole months is a long time! You could make at least two more Masutah pillows in that time AND use your superior maidery to get closer to the real thing!

>>14182467
The goal for that one should be cute, not lewd. You just took it to far, man. The most I'd do is have her slide up the handle of a normal bucket to entwine with your fingers when she thinks no one's looking.

>> No.14182475

>>14182472
> "Tell me about your father"
> "No I'm not masturbating to the thought of him."

>> No.14182476

>>14182470
I think you meant to quote the guy I quoted.
Also
>Freud

>> No.14182482

>>14182470
>Freud in MG world
>Almost all monsters are not opposed to incest
>Some races actively encourage it
I can feel him turning in his grave at this idea

>> No.14182486

>>14182482
>feel
Why are you visiting his grave?

>> No.14182488

>>14182486
Necrophilia most likely. Homosexual necrophilia. It's clear evidence of him wanting to fuck his mother, really.

>> No.14182491

>>14182488
>Homosexual
Hey, fuck you. Have you seen Freud's hips? He'd make a great skellington or zombie. Hell, he's famous enough he might go straight to wight and nothing's sexier than a dead woman talking about your mother with a mouthful of cock.

>> No.14182492

>>14182491
>nothing's sexier than a dead woman talking about your mother with a mouthful of cock
This shouldn't be true, but.
>Relax baby, Mama's a doctor!

>> No.14182495

>>14182289

I can imagine a Nureonago embracing you with her body at a comfortable temperature and feeding you spoonfuls of soup or something.

>> No.14182497

>>14182495
>I can imagine a Nureonago embracing you with her body at a comfortable temperature
Oh my god, that's perfect. I don't get fevers or chills often, but a slime that could quikly adapt her body temperature would be amazing for that.

>>14182492
>Jah baby, who's your mommy?

>> No.14182500

>>14182495
They can even mimic clothing so they'd probably give you a cold compress made of their slime. Now that I think of it, nureonagos are basically shoggoth lite.

>> No.14182501

>>14182500
And now I want to read the adventures of Nureonaga-chan and Shoggoth-senpai. Thanks, asshole.

>> No.14182509

>>14182497
And then when she's done feeding you soup she encourages you to try and get all the sleep you can, covering you with more of her slime and embracing you a bit more than before. Then she starts to sing a lullaby and strokes your head slowly.

>> No.14182510

I dunno why but I find most sexual psychology particularly cringe-worthy. Especially Feud and all his projections of his own fetishes onto his patients.

>> No.14182514

>>14182510
Aha! You deny it, therefore you are repressing it, therefore Freud is right!

>> No.14182527

>>14182514
I posit that your projection onto my opinion actually means that you sir, wish to fuck your own mother.

>> No.14182530

If I was adopted by a Monster Girl I probably would fuck my own mother. Freud is right.

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>>14182527
Oh yeah? Well if I'm a motherfucker, then my mommy was a Dragon and that means I can breath fire so WHOOSH!

>> No.14182536

you know whats a weird thought?
stalker golems

>> No.14182539

>>14182536
>being followed by a golem
>she pretends to be a statue whenever you look at her

>> No.14182540

>>14182530
So would I.

>> No.14182541

>>14182534
Wow, a motherfucking lesbian dragon? Kinky. I wonder how dragons would incoporate flame play?

>>14182539
I feel like this would work even better with a gargoyle.

>> No.14182545

>>14182534
Are you an anubis?

>> No.14182546

>>14182541
Yeah, probably. Gargoyles don't get enough love.

>> No.14182552

>>14182530
>>14182540
Degenerates
Mothers are for teasing you and your girlfriend with your father
Do not dick the motheru

>> No.14182554

>>14182545
Alps can't be Anubi.

>> No.14182556
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>>14182541
>Red-hot breath play
>Self-steamed bath sex
>Hot claw massages & handjobs
>Oral with sauna level heat
>Heated pussy outclassing any onahole heater
>Post-sex cuddling their warm body
I'm sure there's some other things I'm not thinking of

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>>14182552
There is no father or girlfriend.

>> No.14182558

>>14182556
You forgot the lava-golem methods

>> No.14182563
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>>14182558
I'm not familiar. Please fill me in?

>> No.14182564

I haven't seen any good goat monstergirls in awhile.

Playing Undertale recently has sparked my interest in goat and spider girls again.

>> No.14182566

>>14182557
but abusive relationships aren't moe

>> No.14182567

>>14182563
Well your pic-related is one. Since they're semi-viscous they can give a pseudo-slime-like boob job that's blisteringly (yet somehow stimulating) hot.

Another that comes to mind is them casually slipping their hand into your pants and leaving some lava-stuff behind. For maximum orgasm control/blue ball, of course.

>> No.14182570

>>14182564

Ahuhuhu~

>> No.14182577
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>>14182557
If they don't have MG babbies, mature MG women will need the D to fill the void.

>> No.14182579

>>14182554
KC disagrees .

>> No.14182581

>>14182577
strong tail

>> No.14182584
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>>14182577
I want MG babbies

>> No.14182587

>>14182579
No you're retarded and misunderstand a Q&A question.

>> No.14182590
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Have you already forgotten about her?

>> No.14182591

>>14182590
No, but I've got so many girls to go through before I can make the bishie an auction item for rich, classy girls like her.

>> No.14182594 [DELETED] 

>>14182545
Non-yurifags push this thing too?

>> No.14182595

>>14182587
Is that the one with watching the demon lord give birth?

>> No.14182598 [DELETED] 

>>14182594
No.

>> No.14182600

>>14182594
I just found his post juvenile and stupid, and didn't know how to reply to it in a constructive manner.

>> No.14182602

>>14182590
Good thing she has rigor mortis, cuz her spine is snapped in half

>> No.14182603

>>14182590
Never.

>> No.14182604

>>14182602
Fun Fact: You're more flexible when dead
Mainly because you can't feel pain

>> No.14182608

>>14182602
I'd like to rigorously mort her if you catch my meaning.

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>>14182602
>cuz her spine is snapped in half
Stretches can make one very flexible.
She's also a Chinese Vampire.

>> No.14182619 [DELETED] 

>>14182600
I see, just be careful because people (me) can misunderstand you and start another witch hunt. And we still need more mff smut.

>> No.14182625

>>14182608
>Huge zomboobies
>All the hips
>Quipao with perfect paizuri cleavage window
>Massive thigh-length braid
One of the very few undead that I'd stick it in.

>> No.14182626 [DELETED] 

Your favorite monstergirl is a tomboy now.
y/n?

>> No.14182627

>>14182626
Tomboy is always yes

>> No.14182629

>>14182626
What kind of question is this?
Obviously yes

>> No.14182630

>>14182626
Having a bit of trouble picturing it.
But yes.

>> No.14182631

>>14182626
Yes. Never really imagined her too lady-like anyway.

>> No.14182633

>>14182626
> now

>> No.14182635

>>14182626
Depends entirely on her hair. If its short, it's shit. Every banchou needs long hair that flows in the winds of destiny like the mane of a dragon.

>> No.14182636

>>14182626
yes

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>>14182626
>Tomboy Holst
So basically it's Mega Milk?

Yes.

>> No.14182639

>>14182635
Personally I'm fine with both but I will vote for you without question

>> No.14182641 [DELETED] 

>>14182635
What about a ponytail?

>> No.14182645

>>14182626
Damn it, all the work I put in to making her stop being a tomboy in the first place...

Oh well, it wasn't about the destination, but the journey.

>> No.14182650

>>14182641
It is long? If it's long, it's love. Pony tail just means 'I have some fools to wreck with this here bokuto'.

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>>14182638
>Oi, oi, I can't believe how huge my tits have gotten!
>They're so swollen, I'll probably bust out of my top.
>Is it getting you frustrated, watching my tits in this tiny shirt?
>Bet you wish you could take them out, eh?
>Squeeze them. Tease them. Milk them.
>Suck them. Fuck them.
>O-ho, looks like you've gotten pretty hard. Guess I was right.
>Ya know, if you ask nicely, I might just let you.

>> No.14182660

>>14182626
>Tomboy Kejourou

YES

>> No.14182663

>>14182654
That cow is getting touched without explicit consent right fuckin' now. No one teases me that hard and gets away with it. NO ONE.

>> No.14182665

>>14182663
This. I'm not just going to touch the cow, oh no. I'm going to molest the cow!
RIGHT NOW

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>>14182663
>>14182665

>> No.14182674

>>14182626
Is there anything better than converting a Tomboy into a wife and mother?

>> No.14182677

>>14182674
Yes. Having her stay one even after she becomes a wife and a mother.

>> No.14182687

>>14182674
>>14182677
you're acting like they're mutually exclusive.

>> No.14182688

>tfw no cow to touch right now.
What is the meaning of death?

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>>14182663
>Ahhhhn. So rough.~
>Oh, no! I forgot to wear a bra today.
>Mmmmm. Squeeze them just like that...
>Teasing my nipples like that? So naughty.
>Don't forget about the other one.
>Ahhh, you're getting milk everywhere. Be responsible and clean it up.
>You cock must be so hard it hurt now. How about I help you?
>Mmmmm.... Oh, my, just look at the tip disappear!
>Does it feel nice? Getting your cock smothered by my huge, milky tits?
>Is it warm and soft?
>Maybe it'll feel even better if I move... like this?
>Thrusting so hard now! You must really like it.`
>Oh, I can see its head. Maybe I should tease it, too?
>How much more can you take? Your balls must be so swollen now.
>Are you going to cum soon?
>You want to, don't you? Cover my huge tits in your cum.
>Spray a hot load into my mouth?
>Watch me lap it all up?
>AHHHHHN~
>Cumming so much. What a good boy.
>*slurp, slurp**gulp* Hee Hee, you taste so good. <3

>> No.14182695

>>14182691
Now Anonymous, I didn't want to, uh, hm
Shit, I'm out of tissues

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>>14182688
THERE IS NO MEANING. THERE IS JUST ME.

>> No.14182705

>>14182696
Death never looked so great.

>> No.14182706

>>14181627
Hard choise.

- Good pay and respect, but no freedom and contribution to enslavement

- Bad pay, east (boring) work and the risk to get beaten up/wounded, but equal treatment, short hours and a potential future wife.

- Good pay, accomidation and potential wife. However treated like shit and once you start you are stuck there forever.

- Farmhand must be Edda's codeword for whore. Odds are that i'm not the only man she's fooled into becoming a whore for her little industry.

- Wizard route, what else needs to be said?

- Monster hunter and potentially really short career route.

Rollop, Falucia and Abracadalf are the better choises here. Both Falucia and Abracadalf are pretty much lifelong choises and need lots of thought.

Working for Miss Rollop is by far the best choise if you want a fairly regular life that still keeps many roads in the future open while also offering a more secure and permanent route right away.
Investing in some form of self-defence training is mandatory however.

>> No.14182711

>>14182626
tomboy inari seems fine, I guess now she just wants to do dude things with me too.

like uh...video games...and jerking off! Wait...

>> No.14182717

>>14181992
Actually kept this picky bugger reading, good job. Short and sweet. There were a few spots where the wording took a second read to understand, but nothing major.
You reminded me I needed to do something with foxes myself though, curse you for that.

>> No.14182723

>>14181627
>Corporeal punisment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EJ_QarIUqI
Do I get spanked by a ghost, or something?

>> No.14182727

>>14181627
I don't exactly get what's going on with Edda. Does she like you? If so why does she set you up on dates with other girls? Why are they mandatory.

The whole list is dumb because Abracadalf is clearly the best choice.

>> No.14182730
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14182730

I want to make out with Lala while I fuck her neckhole!

>> No.14182734
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>>14182723
that would be incorporeal punishment, you dunce

>> No.14182735

>>14181627
Gimme Wizard.

>> No.14182737

>>14181627
>Edda
You mean Asterio

>> No.14182738

>>14182730
here, have something close to it

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2865597

>> No.14182746
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14182746

>>14182730
Would a Dullahan's body work with me to tease her head?
>Split up head and body
>Go out with head
>Body starts to masturbate
>Head has to maintain her composure
>Tease her by feigning ignorance to her situation
>Her muttered curse about flaying my soul is cut off by a sudden moan she can't stifle

>> No.14182747
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14182747

>>14182626
>Implying Tomboy Anubis isn't what I imagine anyway
I mean really. The best.

>> No.14182751

>>14182746
>Dullahan is a complete chuuni together
>When attached, the head is still chuuni as if nothing happened, but much more composed
>The body on the other hand is a lewd beast

>> No.14182753

>>14182747
Wrench Wench Anubis best Anubis.

>> No.14182760
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14182760

>>14182753
Most definitely.

>> No.14182804

>>14179681
>>14179750
http://pastebin.com/wr3TTkFM

>> No.14182912

>>14180179
What is this from? Does the titles literally contain "Eh? Nandatte?"

>> No.14182921

>>14182912
It's from Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, Haganai for short, or translated "I don't have many friends".

>> No.14182937

>>14180614
>you have to look up to see their faces or end up staring at their chests.
http://i.imgur.com/La17h7n.png
bbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

>> No.14182947

>>14182937
What am I staring at

>> No.14182950
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14182950

>>14182947

>> No.14182953

>>14180822
>fuck her full of meeses
I chuckled

>> No.14182956

How does one confuse a golem?

>> No.14182964

>>14182956
Tell her something like "This statement is false".

>> No.14182971
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14182971

>>14182956
Use Supersonic.

>> No.14182973

>>14182964
it would be funny if her brain was like a computer and she just starts shouting "404!"

>> No.14182975

>>14182971
goddman zu-werebats

>> No.14183009
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14183009

This is not my sword.

>> No.14183012

>>14181637
IT RISES

>> No.14183013

>>14182975
They're everywhere, means SOMEONE has been breeding them with a raging dick that wants all the cute zu-werebat daughterus.

>> No.14183017

>>14182973
>You will never have a golem panic to due logic failure

>> No.14183018
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14183018

I want to tease a dragon.

>> No.14183020

>>14183013
I will apologise for nothing.

>> No.14183021

>>14183018
I want to bully a perflat dragon about her perflatness.

>> No.14183028

>>14183020
It's irresponsible! They fly around, following poor boys that travel through those dark caves, squeaking cutely and confusing their preteen urges!

>> No.14183029

>>14182590
Who?

>> No.14183030

>>14183009
I've got a sword she can wield.

>> No.14183034
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14183034

>>14183021
Please don't flat shame.

>> No.14183037
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14183037

Could you keep up with polts rigorous lifestyle?

>> No.14183040

>>14183037
>>>/b/

>> No.14183042

>>14183037
No, she's way too much.

>> No.14183045

>>14183037
Only if it meant she was just as active in bed.

>> No.14183046

>>14183017
if i knew a bunch of logic questions i would spend the day doing that to her

>> No.14183047

>>14183037
No. Also, go back to your Skype group.

>> No.14183049
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14183049

>>14183040
/b/? sorry friend but i here to discuss monster girls why would i go there?

>> No.14183054

>>14183049
Ryouna's such a semen demon, I want to corrupt her into becoming a Kobold and walk her around on a leash.

>> No.14183059

>>14183049
You posted a furshit
>1441238562000-4
Wait a second...

>> No.14183061

>>14183049
>dog girl Ryouna
Muh dick.

>>14183054
Pet play and exhibitionism with Kobold Ryouna sound divine.

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14183064

moo

>> No.14183065

>>14183046
>wanting to spend the day confusing golems
whats wrong with you?

>> No.14183071
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14183071

>>14183059
I have no idea what you're talking about, polt is a monster girl.

>> No.14183073

>>14183064
Thick beef, huh?

>> No.14183079

>>14183071
I think he means you should consider fucking off back to /monster/.

>> No.14183083

>>14183079
I remember a time when people like Polt for her genki attitude and just pretended she wasn't covered in fur.

>> No.14183084
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14183084

I want to marry Levia-san!

>> No.14183085

>>14183071
Consider fucking off back to /monster/ you furfag.

>> No.14183089

>>14183059
So people from that hellhole are coming here now huh? Their "utopia" is collapsing? Kek, should've expected it after Bromont came crawling back here begging for forgiveness.

>> No.14183090

I want to massage a japanese holst with sake!

>> No.14183095

>>14183065
cant a man confuse his golem in peace?

>> No.14183096

>>14183090
I want to massage chubby alp senpai with sake!

>> No.14183097
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14183097

>>14183079
>>14183085

Polt isn't a furry, she doesn't have a snout.

>> No.14183101

>>14183097
1) She does
2) She is LITERALL COVERED IN THICK FUR, as in, NO BARE SKIN ON HER BODY
3) Fuck off back to redditchan you yiffing scum.

>> No.14183102

>>14183083
Not having an official colored version or that profile page helped.

>> No.14183105

>>14183102
I wish people here would just pretend anyway. Polt is a lot fun.

>> No.14183107

>Chain up an Ushi-Oni and stick a ball gag in her mouth
>Remove her seal
>Start having sex with a sweet and submissive monster girl in front of her
How long does it take her to break the chains and start ravaging both of you?

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14183117

>>14183101
Ushi-Oni is almost entirely covered in fur as well, she we ban them for being furry?

>> No.14183118

Remember to report and ignore, report and ignore.

>> No.14183120

>>14183105
It's like trying to get your Vietnam War veteran grandpa to accept your Japanese wife. You know it's not quite the same as what he fears but he's been through too much hell to know or care about the difference. Furries were a plague back in the day, so anything even close pretty much draws lots of dislike or outright hate.

>> No.14183123

any one got the list of "things that start shitstorms?"

>> No.14183124
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14183124

>>14183117
Their top halves have normal skin and most importantly their face is 100% human.

Lets not drag Ushis into this.

>> No.14183126

>>14183107
Depends. What are the chains made of? What is the thing the chains are attached to made of? What is the foundation of the thing the chains are tethered to made of? If you didn't answer something stronger than titanium, it wouldn't take long.

>> No.14183130

>>14183117
>no snout
>no fur on the torso
>>>/monster/

>> No.14183132

>>14183117
Haha. In that reasoning centaurs are covered in fur for the most part too. Nice try furfag. Yiff in hell.

Almost =/= completely, and the part that isn't meant to be furry, surprise surprise, isn't furry.

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14183137

Mofufu?

>> No.14183138

>>14183130
>the only thing between us and furries is torso fur and mild face differences

this is what your suggesting

>>14183132
>the part that isn't meant to be furry

you mean like horse pussy or snake cloacas?

>> No.14183139

>>14183089
Oh I see you're unbanned now.
>begging for forgiveness
The guy wrote a couple of greentexts and that was it. Are you from an alternate timeline or something where Bromont was your world's Hitler?

>> No.14183140

>>14183123
on memory alone
Yuri
dragon/anubis yuri
monsterboys
bobanon
furries
polt
femdom/maledom
write fags depending on who it is.
EMG in general occasionaly

>> No.14183141

>>14183139
Bromont supposedly killed his father.

>> No.14183142

>>14183138
>you mean like horse pussy or snake cloacas?
No I mean the entire human portion that isn't the monster part.

>> No.14183143

>>14183141
Three times no less.

>> No.14183146

>>14183140
>write fags depending on who it is.
kinda minor, yeah some are dislike but it doesn't drag the whole thread down.

>> No.14183148

>>14183140
Add futa and bad attempts at being "dark" and it's a pretty good list.

Alps can be on the list too but it depends on the time of day.

>> No.14183150

>>14183097
Polt crosses the threshold without having a snout. not having a snout doesn't instantly qualify something for furry immunity, HAVING a snout just instantly makes it furry as a rule.

In Polt's case, she's literally covered from head to toe in fur, has a tail and animal ears, and a animalistic nose, so she qualifies as about 65% furry, which is over the threshold for furry in the first place

Now if she wasn't covered from head to toe in fur, and only had it, say, around her forearms/hands and calves or even thighs and feet, then she'd probably still qualify for not-furry.

Of course, that doesn't change that she's still cute, but she IS a furry, no matter how you try and slice it.

>> No.14183151

>>14183146
>Bob
>Inari
>Nega
>Machine
I've probably missed a few but talking about those guys especially can cause a lot of aggro.

>> No.14183152

>>14183123
>>14183140
>Dragon/Anubis Yuri
Is it really necessary to state that separately from Yuri in general? For a while bringing up either girl triggered the Yuricuck shitposter, but I think he's gone now, so really, just yuri in general.

>> No.14183155

>>14183151
Nega did nothing wrong

>> No.14183156

>>14183150
I maintain that Setouchi's behemoths are more furry than Polt, and they don't have snouts.

Snouts are the only thing they don't have...

>> No.14183157

>>14183148
>attempts at being "dark"
Like that retarded Hellhound greentext last week? I've never seen the thread so united against anything before. In a way it was kind of nice.

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14183158

>>14183150
Are moth girls furry?

>> No.14183159

>>14183152
its separate becuse the fire on that burns faster then regular yuri, and the shear mention of a dragon tents to trigger it

>> No.14183160

>>14183151
There's also one guy who is fucking obsessed with hating Nyanon. And then there's Alp.

>> No.14183163

>>14183155
Oh you.

>> No.14183165

>>14183156
There is a fine line between monster girl and girl monster.
Setouchi uses this line as a skipping rope.

>> No.14183166

>>14183160
And last week we had beaststalker

>> No.14183167

Who the hell cares? Can we discuss actual monstergirls and not just laundry-list what makes people assblasted?

>> No.14183168

>>14183152
So...do we dislike yuri because it gets in the way of our perfect waifuism world, in a sense that there's a possibility that we might not get picked over another MG?

Or is it just because we have a problem with yuri in general.

if the former, that's pretty pathetic, if the latter, still stupid, just less reasonably so.

>> No.14183170

>>14183163
I wasn't joking. He literally did nothing wrong.

>> No.14183172

>>14183157
Yeah that kind of thing, there's dark stories and there's edgy 13 year old with a fanfiction account. The Hellhound greentext was the latter.

>> No.14183173

>>14183157
You mean the one with the pup that gets put down and her parents get divorced?
Yeah that was mean spirited

>> No.14183174

>>14183160
I forgot about Alp. But then, don't we all?
As for the Nyanon thing I've no problem with him, but I can sort of see why some guys would.

>> No.14183175

>>14183167
I care because its nice to know what to avoid talking about and wasting future posts.

>> No.14183176

>>14183174
>don't we all?
I don't. Ever.

>> No.14183177

>>14183156
didn't Thomas draw the behemoth though?

Setouchi just rides the line between monster girl and abomination with a human torso strapped to it most of the time.

>>14183158

considering she has a near completely human face and mostly human characteristics, I would say no, although in this case insect anatomy makes it slightly harder to determine.

the snout rule is followed for a reason, because changing the face away from human is a pretty quick way to make an image go from okay to displeasing.

>> No.14183178

>>14183172
that was not a 13 year old
that was a angry baby with a computer

>> No.14183181

>>14183170
Other than the attention whoring, linking his stories in reply to other writefags posts, posting his stories repeatedly in single threads because he didn't get enough comments/views and writing walls of text about his 'inspirations', taking thread ideas and greentexts then claiming them as his own ideas, then writing a single chapter and never doing anything with it.
So yeah, other than that he didn't do anything wrong.

>> No.14183182

>>14183174
>don't we all?
I generally don't.

>> No.14183184

well I want to talk about golems
who here likes golems?

>> No.14183186

>>14183157
That was simple troll content, though. Bad dark attempts are usually genuine, which doesn't help making them less horrible.

>> No.14183187

>>14183184
Golems, huh? What's that about?

>> No.14183188

>>14183159
I haven't seen that in a while though; and again it seemed like just the one guy who tried to force it whenever either came up.

>>14183168
Don't even start anon. Just...it's not worth it.

>> No.14183189

>>14183184
I'm ambivalent about them. I like living dolls though if that's close enough for you.

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14183191

>>14183176
>>14183182
Suspicious.

>> No.14183193

>>14183184
I prefer Living Dolls but Golems are pretty nice too.

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14183194

>>14183187
one of these

>> No.14183195

>>14183194
No I mean why do you like them?

>> No.14183196

>>14183194
yet another one that should get a art boost

>> No.14183197

>>14183184
I want a story about a Golem that gets treated like mages did in WoW, with succubi/undead/other monsters that feed on spirit energy bothering her all day asking for mana potions

>> No.14183198

>>14183188
I just want to know the specific reason why, I don't particularly care if it gets posted or not, that's for you guys to decide since you apparently use the mods to trim your thread like a bonsai.

I'd genuinely like to know if this is just unfounded hate or if there's a specific reason for it.

>> No.14183199

>>14183181
Not >>14183170, but I do like what little stuff he did. As long as he keeps his name out of the things, he passes like an alright guy to me.

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14183201

>tfw monster girls are looking at lewd art of us

>> No.14183203

>>14183194
I'd really love to see her get new art, that or a drawfag give her an update of their own. The idea behind them is great and there's never enough delicious brown girls.

>> No.14183204

>>14183201
>lewds of me
Eww, gross.

>> No.14183205

>>14183195
I find magic constructs interesting
people tend to enjoy living dolls more, me? I have a thing for earth-related MG's, also the whole rune thing interests me.

>> No.14183207

>>14183201
>In another world a Gazer is masturbating to art of anon while holding her daki.

>> No.14183208

>>14183201
How embarrassing.

>> No.14183210

>>14183201
Im pretty sure im not the nicest guy to look at

>> No.14183212

>>14183205
I see.

>> No.14183215

>>14183205
that means you also like wurm and gnome right?

>> No.14183216

>>14183204
>>14183210

Stop being tsundere anon.

>> No.14183218

>>14183216
But my body is all hairy!

>> No.14183219

>>14183216
there is a reason its "sleeping beauty" and not some fat chick titled "sleeping good personality"

>> No.14183221

>>14183215
yep
actually that's given me a idea
>gnome powered golem

>> No.14183222

>>14183218
>>14183219

>implying monster girls don't have fetishes and different tastes

>> No.14183223

>>14183218
Mine's chubby and hairy.

Then again people here like the idea of chubby Yetis so it's not that much of a stretch to think some Oomukade might like the idea of that kind of thing.

>> No.14183227

>>14183181
>linking his stories in reply to other writefags posts
I wasn't here/didn't notice the whole nega debacle, but this I just don't understand. How did he do it? Was it like,
>Hey dude. Nice X story. Here, have this X story that I wrote instead.

>> No.14183230

>>14183223
There's a difference between some chub adding to a girl's natural curves, and just being unattractively pudgy and flabby. Which I guarantee is what all the guys here have. The guys who fall under "Chubby" at all I mean, rather than just fat, or skinny-fat, or the couple who claim to be /fit/.

>> No.14183231

>>14183201
>lewd art of us
Shit taste/10

>> No.14183233

>>14183222
>bunch of men in a row, all fit/shotas except big guy at the end
>dragon enters room, skinny dudes start posing for her
>"I'll take the fat one"
>whole room surprised

it could happen, but its rare

>> No.14183234

>>14183201
Honestly I think I'd rather she just be an unattainable lesbian than have the shit-taste to look up lewd involving me.

>> No.14183237

>>14183233
>fat guy can't run away

it's logic

>> No.14183238
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14183238

>>14183233
Some girls are weird. One can hope. See pic related.

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14183240

>>14183233
>TFW skinny bishie
Well, there's plenty of fish in the sea. Surely not all of them want lards right?

>> No.14183241

>>14183233
that needs to be a greater story

>> No.14183243

>>14183231
>>14183234

Being tsundere won't stop the rape train, she just wants the dick.

>> No.14183246

>>14183196
Yeah, she really does. On the other hand it's nice to see how much better KC has gotten.

>> No.14183248

>>14183243
Sorry, I don't give the dick to women with shit taste. Why doesn't she go find a decent man?

>> No.14183249

>>14183243
But my dick wouldn't be good enough for an Ushi.

>> No.14183250

>>14183246
I think KC is going to give art boosts to all the old girls when he releases volume 2 of the monster girl encyclopedia.

>> No.14183253

>>14183250
unlikly

>> No.14183255

>>14183227
>>Hey dude. Nice X story. Here, have this X story that I wrote instead.

He literally did this on a few occasions.

>> No.14183256

>>14183248
>>14183249

your feelings don't matter anon, you're going to get raped.

>> No.14183257

>>14183250
I hope so.

>>14183253
Based on?

>> No.14183259

>>14183237
as a big guy myself, this is why im getting roller-skates soon

>> No.14183260

>>14183259
>getting roller-skates
For you?

>> No.14183261

>>14183256
I have shitposting to do, though.

>> No.14183262

>>14183250
A lot of the older ones are in MGE 1, they won't be in the book he's releasing.

>> No.14183263

>>14183257
I just don't think he'd bother
dosen't mean i don't want it to happen

>> No.14183264

>>14183260
Yep
no more "fast animals, slow anon" for me.

>> No.14183268

>>14183264
Unless it's uphill.

>> No.14183269

>>14183166
yeah that was jarring

>> No.14183272

>>14183268
where i live, there are very few hills, just nice flat paths.

>> No.14183273

>>14183233
Are species really tied to particular preferences? Pretty sure not MGE-wise at least.

>> No.14183274

>>14183250
Whether or not he makes 200 girls by December, my guess is he'll spend most of January hibernating, so any art updates for older entries will only happen after that.

>> No.14183278

I want to hold hands with a Raiju while we're both drenched and she's strapped to an electric chair!

>> No.14183280

>>14183273
its said that as in general, most of them are not that picky, there is a few odd ones like the echidna though

>> No.14183282

>>14183250
Unlikely. First off, what >>14183262 said.

Second, even in the MGE-1, the art boosts he gave to those girls were minor at best. Like adding an extra visible coil to the Lamia's tail, or giving Anubis thumbs.

He has said he'd like to redraw some girls, like Golem, but who knows when he'll ever get to it?

>> No.14183285

>>14183278
I want to awkwardly accompany a Raiju in a packed train

>> No.14183290

>>14183278
Fuck you Chelios

>> No.14183293

>>14183278
coming next week!
anon and raiju in "the greatest high"!

>> No.14183294

>>14183282
>Second, even in the MGE-1, the art boosts he gave to those girls were minor at best. Like adding an extra visible coil to the Lamia's tail, or giving Anubis thumbs.
Where are these anyways?

>> No.14183296

>>14183294
Usual places, the wiki or mgr.

>> No.14183297

>>14183273
They don't care because they can change you later.

>> No.14183298

>>14183250
He will make art update for those who will appear in his game. That's for sure. Bee already got one

>> No.14183301

Ghost blowjobs WOO WOO

>> No.14183302
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>>14183264
>fat guy
>on roller-skates
Fatman pls go bomb some school isntead

>> No.14183304

>>14183302
no
america has a proplem with angsty kids on murder sprees
not starting that shit in britan even if im 23

>> No.14183306

>>14183256
If she's going for fruit as low as me she's probably giant slug tier. I can escape by listing lazily to the left.

>> No.14183308

>>14183304
Then go blow up a mosque, see how they like it.

>> No.14183309

>>14183268
>you will never roller skate down hill to escape a monster girl.

>> No.14183310

>>14183301
I want to molest a ghost.
http://i.imgur.com/KhzYcx6.jpg

>> No.14183312
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>>14183309
>you'll never trip and fall, then be nursed back to health by a qt

>> No.14183313

>>14183304
>not blowing some mudslime school
>not becoming the hero of Britian and symbol of resistance and kebab removing
Fucking faggot
DO IT
JUST DO IT

>> No.14183315

>>14183282
Well on the other hand, he mentioned something about changing number of fingers on Anubis' paw in his Q&A or something, so he still might remake them.
Perhaps he's planning to re-publish newer MGE-1 along with second book.

>>14183280
Yeah, what I'm speaking of. Personally, I like it better that way, it leaves a greater variety to imagining - the stories, meetup situations, pairings etc., rather than just following the "opposites attract, strong girls for weak guys, gentle girls for manly men" route.
>>14183297
Know of changing, though I believe it's stated to happen rarely, and mostly concerning cases when it stands in the way of snu snu (like obesity or extra small D).

>> No.14183320

>>14183310
GHOST. TITS.

>> No.14183329

>>14183313
>>14183308
Im a nerd at his computer, not a terrorist

>> No.14183333

>>14183310
That's a nice ghost.

>> No.14183335

>>14183329
Have you seen the news? It's the same thing.

>> No.14183337
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>>14183329
Hey NERD!

>> No.14183339

>>14183335
But I have no skill in hacking, nor am i smart enough to make clocks that are mistaken for bombs

>> No.14183340

>>14183329
/r9k/ pls leave, we don't want any trouble here.

>> No.14183341

>>14183329
>nerd at his computer
That's literally description of the terrorist in the west today.
Just google some homemade explosives
MAKE /pol/ DREAMS COME TRUE

>> No.14183343

>>14183340
not my fault they want be to blow shit up
I'm just here for golems

>> No.14183348

>>14183343
speaking of golems, anyone got lava golem stories?

>> No.14183350

>>14183313
>No demotivational qt wisp waifu who is a downer in the mornings

>"Don't do it, honey. Just let your dreams be dreams."
>"Some people dream of success. Where you're gonna wake up, and dream of success."
>"Nothing is possible."
>"You should get to the point, where any one else would quit. and you're gonna stop there, and you're gonna quit."

>"Just come back to bed and fuck me, honey."

>> No.14183357

>>14183348
beast has one as part of his roulette, I cant think of any others
http://pastebin.com/gpUwysGB

>> No.14183360 [DELETED] 

>>14183357
I'm pretty sure there was a golem story somewhere.
I think Captain did one

>> No.14183362

>>14183360
there a few golem stories around, that paste is the only on i remember for a lava golem

>> No.14183363

>Come home
>Werekitten/jinko daughteru is looking at something in the corner
>It's a trio of meeces who and scared to death
What do?

>> No.14183364

>>14182341
There was an opportunity here that was missed.

If it had Agent 47 about to dunk a toaster in with his normal face on while she makes a happy expression...

Would be perfect.

>> No.14183365

>>14183363
Scold her for playing with her food.

>> No.14183366

>>14183363
Explain to the mice that they're adults and they shouldn't let a kid boss them around like that.

>> No.14183367

>>14183363
Make mice stew

>> No.14183369

I want to sniff the maus.

>> No.14183372
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>>14183369
>Maus finds a four leaf clover
>Today is her lucky day!
>Suddenly molested by the MC from Night Terrors

>> No.14183375

>>14183372
Please do not compare me to that pervert. It's not like I want to make a pillow out of her shed fur or something. Not at all!

>> No.14183376
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14183376

how about some snake?

>> No.14183378

>>14183375
You're not fooling anyone. You'd even whore yourself out to some old cat to learn the ways of the Rat-Snatch.
>>14183376
Maximum MILF Snake, yes.

>> No.14183379

>>14183376
ya know, not once have I read a echidna story that follows the profile, what with exploring dungeons for treasure and stuff.

>> No.14183380

>>14183378
Not him, but I'd whore myself out to some old cat. Period.

>> No.14183381
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14183381

>>14183376
No thanks.

>> No.14183382

>>14183381
I did not need a reminder of the doom stump

>> No.14183384

>>14183376
Yes.

>> No.14183387

>>14183378
I would not play some game of cat and mouse with a senior citizen! I just want a whiff of a maus, is that really so bad?

>> No.14183388

I want to be a boytoy for a cake monstergirl.

>> No.14183390

>>14183376
>Legit cluster fuck of various monster girls as daughters.
hell yes

>> No.14183392

>>14183388
Don't we all?

>> No.14183393
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>>14183387
>a whiff of maus

>> No.14183400

>>14183392
Some people don't. Can you believe it?

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>>14183382

>> No.14183404

>>14183400
No I can't.

>> No.14183412

>>14183392
Not me.
I want to form a warrior's bond with my monster girl and when an opponent I can't beat comes around I want to fuse with her as a power up and my opponent goes 'BAKANA!' as I completely destroy them!

>> No.14183414

>>14183412
that sounds like the ending to 40% of bad anime

>> No.14183427

>>14183414
9-tails being a monster girl inside Naruto would have made it better and more sexy you have to admit.

>> No.14183437
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14183437

>>14183427
That's all ready a thing

>> No.14183440

>>14183393
That mouse right there, I want to bury my face between her thighs and breathe deep.

>> No.14183442

>>14182626
Kiki tomboy. How does that even work?

>> No.14183446

>>14183442
She's very hotblooded in her cleaning. She does the old Towel on the floor thing and makes it into a race. That kind of stuff

>> No.14183447

>>14183442
>Kiki that enjoys sports and dress a little more open
somewhere along those lines

>> No.14183449
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14183449

>>14183440
Please sir, no more!

>> No.14183451

>>14183442
Instead of a maid she's a housewife?

>> No.14183452

>>14182626
A crow tengu tomboy wold be perfection.

>> No.14183453

>>14183442
I'm not sure why but a Kiki in spats and a sports bra as she cleans more intensely than others comes to mind.

She isn't cleaning, she's cleaning the FUCK out of stuff.

>> No.14183456

>>14183437
not him, but I'm actually surprised i didnt know about this

>> No.14183459

>>14183449
I will not stop until I sniff a maus.

>> No.14183468

>>14183437
that's some classy evil there

>> No.14183469

>>14183437
No wonder I hadn't seen it, that's pretty bad.
Her face is literally's Oro's

>> No.14183471

>>14183446
>>14183447
>>14183451
>>14183453
So a hardworking Kiki with spats and a sportbra who glistens with sweat and enjoys moving/cleaning seductively whenever her Master is near.

I want it.

>> No.14183474

>>14183469
theres better art out there, but right now im too lazy to get it

>> No.14183479

>>14183233
>you will never be the big guy in that row

>> No.14183483

>>14183479
Andre please.

>> No.14183484
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14183484

so writers, how far up the latter are you today?

>> No.14183485
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>>14183382
It's only a doom stump for idiot harpies.

>> No.14183487
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>>14183471
So a polt as a maid?

>> No.14183492

>>14183379
Don't hold me to this but if you don't mind some inexperienced writefagging I could give something like that a try.

Echidna doesn't get too much love and someone needs to give it to her.

>> No.14183493

>>14183484
I'm at the very bottom because I've got actual school stuff to do today. Tomorrow I'll go straight from "won't" to "will" and then the very top.

>> No.14183495

>>14183484
>right at the bottom

>> No.14183497

>>14183492
go ahead
quality is a illusion anyway

>> No.14183498

>>14183492
Are you the man, anon?

>> No.14183501

>>14183484
Currently doing it, but what they don't show you is that after the last step it's just a drop back down to the bottom again.

>> No.14183503

>>14183484
Constantly Second to last

>> No.14183506

>>14183379
I had this one idea for a echidna story
>echidna finds out about famous explorer guy
>disqusies her self and sends him and his to her dungeon
>famous explore guy is fraud, sidekick gets shit done
cant remember the rest

>> No.14183509

>>14183497
>quality is a illusion anyway
I'll be needing more than illusions for this.
>>14183498
Depends, I'm stuck on the simplest part names for an explorer and Echidna.

>> No.14183510

>>14183509
this tends to help when on stuck on names
http://www.behindthename.com/random/

>> No.14183511
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14183511

this thread needs classicfox

>> No.14183512

>>14183484
I'm at try,

>> No.14183513
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variety is the spice of life

>> No.14183521

>>14183487
Yes like that, but as a Kiki instead.

>> No.14183522
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14183522

>>14183511
I prefer evilfox

>> No.14183528

>>14183484
I got to the top 17 hours ago, and it looks like I'll be second to last with an Ushi-Oni next.

>> No.14183530

>>14183509
Is the echidna greek can't remember, if so name her Despoina means Lady or name her Didala it's a festival in Plataea.

>> No.14183532

>>14183511
Does she mofu?

>> No.14183534

>>14183530
*Daidala

>> No.14183535

>>14183449
Look at that sweater, it's almost calling out to me to stick my head under it where the wonderful aroma of a petite mouse awaits. It compels me to bask in her wonderful smell and help myself to some of her nectar.

>> No.14183536

>>14183530
I think its greek, look it up to be sure

>> No.14183557
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14183557

been here alone for 12 mins,
Ima just drop this here

>> No.14183563

>>14183522
I want Deruella for president.

>> No.14183568

>NTR
>Hobo gangbang
Why is there like only one good werebat doujin?

>> No.14183569

>>14183563
>Druella/Wilimarina
>It worked for Lescate and it can work for you!

>> No.14183571
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>>14183511
At least use classyfox.

>> No.14183572

>>14183571
I want to nibble that old foxes ears.

>> No.14183574

>>14183569
>It worked for Lescate

>> No.14183576

>>14183571
doesnt really matter, any fox is good

>> No.14183579

>>14183574
Hey, it did from a certain perspective.

I bet you're voting for the wurm and ushi.

>Wurmstien/Yukihara
>Broken Pelvises and Pies for Everyone

>> No.14183580
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>>14183576
agreed

>> No.14183582

>>14183563
Happiness and corrupted waifus for everyone!

>> No.14183583

>>14183579
>Not voting Paladin/Wizard
You're the reason this country has gone to shit.

>> No.14183584

>>14183563
what if Hillary is a fake and druella is running in secret?

>> No.14183585

>>14183583
>Lightbringer/Williams
>Wanting a self declared 'purofile' and a wizard in charge of the country.

You're just asking for another dragon war!

>> No.14183589
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>>14183579
Hey, Wurmstein won the nobel peace prize for her contributions in physics!

Show some respect!

>> No.14183591

>yfw KC reposts those creepy ass vore pics with Jubjub and Mucus Toad on his site
Holy shit Kenkou, fix yourself. And please, for the love of god don't get any ideas from this.

>>14183583
Pff. Dude, I'm from an all-human world that have had human elites since forever. Doesn't really work the way some hope.

>> No.14183593

>>14183585
At least they get shit done, unlike "Hey, let's get coverd in jizz and do nothing productive" Deruella.

>> No.14183594

>>14183591
Russalka incoming?

>> No.14183595
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>>14183568
Which one is that? This one?

>> No.14183598

>at delivery site, still early
>decided to nap in back while pocket kiki,anubis and tanuki entertain themselves with cellphone internets
>hear loud crash, check on them to see anubis an tanuki attempting to hold back kiki in full slav mode cussing out the phone.
>check the phone
>/hbg/
Welp.

>> No.14183601

>>14183595
Yeah.

>> No.14183603

>>14183589
>Pic
I'd hold her hand all night.

>Peace Prize
It was a nobel prize for physics and she only got that because she was able to wurm her way into three separate countries at once.

>>14183593
Hey! She's the one who fixed Lescate!
Last time my family was there was when my great, great, great grandfather tried to sell cabbages!

You know what they did?
Declare him a heretic and claim his cabbages!

All I lost last time I was there was my virginity.

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>>14183584

>> No.14183605

>>14183598
What happened? Did someone shit on her for wanting to be a dom?

>> No.14183607

>>14183593
>one ranting about how much he hates others liking stuff
>the other spends his whole day being creepy and cranking it to musty old tomes
Yeah, shit all is what they get done.

>> No.14183611

>>14183607
>falling for the propaganda tanuki
Not that I'm suprised, mind you.

>> No.14183614

>>14183595
>by now he could have made this into a complete manga three times over
>with better art
>he even still does monstergirls and bats in particular, meaning it's not about him burning out with fetish or anything
>but nope, have some NTR^2 instead
All smiles.

>> No.14183617

>>14183198
Honestly, at this point I think the hatred just fuels itself.

You know the whole deal with the monkeys, the ladder, the bannana and the hose?

>> No.14183618

>>14183584
That'd actually be better because Dreulla wouldn't be a femnazi who thinks video games are bad cause muh sexualized women.

>> No.14183619

>>14183611
>muh propaganda
People caught syphilis from touching the wizard's books. How do you explain that shit?

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>>14183603
>Not recognizing Wurmhole technology properly

It's like you want to disrespect science right to it's face.

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14183624

well i'm british so i have no say in the us election
hell, people were saying our recent election was rigged

>> No.14183625

>>14183619
>How do you explain that shit?
Magic, also lies.

>> No.14183626

>>14183620
>Wurmhole technology

It's just magic only wurms can use and you know it!

>> No.14183634

>>14183626
Wurms are silly.

>> No.14183637

>>14183618
its all a clever ruse!

>> No.14183638

>>14183634
And that's why you don't elect them president!
Sure, they've got charisma and can shatter tanks but when you can bribe them with pie than you shouldn't put them in charge.

>> No.14183642

>>14183624
>hell, people were saying our recent election was rigged
Nah, we just have a broken system that doesn't represent the population correctly.

At least Dave would have good taste in monster girls if they were real
>You will never put your dick in the mouth of a P'Orc as a university dare

>> No.14183650

>>14183642
I'd rather the matronly, gray haired, yet single, medusa dean.

That would be nice.

>> No.14183652

>>>/a/131818732
So, does this mean all pics and writefaggotry of KC's copyrighted MGs are illegal?

>> No.14183656

I want to make a Wurm wear nipple clamps in public because I convinced her they're jewelry!

>> No.14183659

>>14183656
I want to put a disproportionately large vibrator in an Alice while I hold the remote control, letting her go about the day cranking it up at times to make her feel good.

>> No.14183660

>>14183650
>stuffing the face of a monster girl long overdue for marriage

You'd get husbando'd so hard.

>> No.14183665

>>14183652
Yes.
We're all going to jail.

>> No.14183666

>>14183652
No it means anons are paranoid fucks and over reacting before they even see the finished draft.

Free parody will still be protected under American fair use rules anyway, not like writefags are making any money out of it for most the part.

>> No.14183668

>>14183652
Big money wins again, what a suprise.

>> No.14183669

>>14183666
Better to overreact than underreact, satan.

>> No.14183670

>>14183660
And I would love every moment of it, although I would wonder if all that time alone would make her clingy

>> No.14183672

>>14183666
But the Corporate Jews! But my erotic Nipponese scribble stories!

>> No.14183673

>>14183666
>Free parody will still be protected under American fair use rules
So not protected at all.
Fair use is a joke Walt Disney prepared in the 40s

>> No.14183674

>>14183659
>just one
It's like you don't want to introduce her to butt fun.

>> No.14183677

>>14183659
How would you make sure it stays in there though? Something that big would be liable to fall out at any moment!

>> No.14183678

>>14183666
>No it means anons are paranoid fucks and over reacting before they even see the finished draft.
You mean the one that won't be full revealed for 4 years?
Fucking shills, man. From what we know so far, companies can ban you from the internet and sue you in tribunals where there's no judge, no lawyers, just a group of executives you decide your punishment and you get no recourse. They can also sue governments the same way if they don't meet profit goals.

>> No.14183680

>>14183669
There's also a clause that allow creators to allow works based on their creations. KC hosts fanfiction on his own site and retweets art, there's no way he wouldn't do it.

>> No.14183681

>>14183674
That's for later, I want to her to get used to having one in her that's so large you can see the tip of it through her dress.

>>14183677
I have her put her panties over it so that it's supported by it.

>> No.14183682

>>14183670
>lamia subspecies
>not clingy
Pick one. Especially when it's a graying, love starved monster.

You'd spend so much time in the dean's office when not in class people would start to think you work there. Well, you'd be put to work on her to be honest.

>> No.14183685
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14183685

I want to Fish with a Harpy!

>> No.14183686

>>14183680
Yeah but it sounds like unless he gives the explicit OK in every scenario, there are companies that can sue on his behalf without even informing him or waiting for a response.

>> No.14183688

>>14183681
But what if she has a really strong orgasm, hmmm? Those fully soaked panties will be no match for the vibrator if it gets pushed out. Unless they're made of something waterproof like latex that is...

>> No.14183689

>>14183682
>Go to class
>Return to dean's office afterwards where I'm immediately pounced upon and wrapped up.
>Spend the rest of the day behind her desk, doing homework or studying while she goes about her normal business....
>When she isn't stroking my hair or asking me for a massage.

>> No.14183690

>>14183659
You'd think people would notice her leaving snail trails everywhere. Then again, not sure other monsters would care much.

>> No.14183691

>>14183688
Indeed, I'd go with latex so that it stretches better.
I would be in trouble if she asked for something bigger.

>>14183690
That and her stopping to let out a shiver and gasp every so often, especially when I crank up the intensity.

>> No.14183693

>>14183686
Pretty sure he can just say "okay do whatever just don't profit from it" and that's all that's needed.

Besides MGE would be so low on the totem pole of things to sue over there's close to zero chance of it ever happening, even in the niche circle of otaku bait material it's a super niche of it's own.

>> No.14183694

>>14183693
>Tiny circle
>Easiest pickings
>The first to be hung from the gallows to scare the others
It's lie you can't even into the mind of a kike

>> No.14183695

>>14183691
But to what end? I can see the appeal of a cute little Alice going about her day constantly on the verge of or in the throes of an orgasm leaving her panties and thighs drenched by the afternoon, but is that all there is to your plan?

>> No.14183696
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14183696

What monster girls would play hocky?

>> No.14183697

>>14183694
Why go for a bunch of perverts jacking it to snake ladies when you could go for Type-Moon or shipsluts?

>> No.14183699

>>14183685
I want to Fist with a Harpy!

>> No.14183700

>>14183696
Yetis and wendigos, only there would be a lot more "I'm sorry" and "Excuse me ma'am"

>> No.14183701

>>14183697
Bigger, harder to fight, not already cowed. It's easier to set a precedent on the small fry and turn the rest into a process.

>> No.14183702

>>14183700
NO, Hockey is to violent for them, I saw a game were a man had gotten his ribs broken

>> No.14183704

>>14183695
Well, at first I'd just keep cranking it up until she's got the ones made for centaurs in her.

That's when I spent the whole day not letting her go all the way so I can see if she'd pounce on me when she got home.


>>14183696
Mino's, maybe glacies.
I wouldn't mind sitting in net for those girls.

>> No.14183705

>>14183702
It would be nice hockey.

>> No.14183706

>>14183702
I played a game where I got a skate to the knee.
stopped the puck though and that's what matters.

>> No.14183707

>>14183699
do what you wnat
>>14183705
this is not hockey if its nice, hockey is suppsoed to be violent

>> No.14183713

>>14183689
More like
>get called to the dean's office after your last class.
>She's freshly out some several hour inane meeting.
>Don't even notice her tail snaking around you until the tip reaches the door you just came through and you hear the bolt click into place.
>She practically rips her tie off while her forked tongue traces along plump lips.

You dun goofed now.

>> No.14183715

>>14183707
What if they bap each other and call them names?

>> No.14183716

>>14183715
still not violent enough

>> No.14183717

>>14183713

Well, I guess there would be no other option than for me to go full speed ahead until she's pregnant.
Then I get to see her face light up with joy and have an egg bump in her suit.

>> No.14183720

>>14183716
Tickling?

>> No.14183723

>>14183697
>shipsluts
Nooooooo!
Not my boatsluts! It's the only good thing in Kancolle. Without doujins nobody will play their shitty game

>> No.14183725

>>14183720
There must be blood

>> No.14183727

>>14183725
But booboos hurt!

>> No.14183732

>>14183727
yes they do, but its hockey, its expected

>> No.14183733

>>14183704
>That's when I spent the whole day not letting her go all the way so I can see if she'd pounce on me when she got home.

>get home
>turn to lock door
>spin around at the wet plop followed by a loud thud
>Alice stands there, legs spread, skirt raised
>the huge dildo flops around at her feet in a pool of her juices
>she's tired of this game and wants to play a different one
RIP Anon's pelvis, he never stood a chance.

>> No.14183735

>>14183704
Poor girl wouldn't even know why too, she'd just know she wants to hug onii-chan really hard so things wouldn't be so scary!

>> No.14183737

>>14183732
Can't they just play hockey and have fun?

>> No.14183738

>>14183733
Worth it.
I can even tease her about it later.

>>14183735
Then she's going to get the best hug of all.
One from her dear oniichan.

>> No.14183742

>>14183737
You have obviously never played or seen a game hockey

>> No.14183743

>>14183742
Do they have fun?

>> No.14183745

>>14183743
Fuck no anon, didn't you know that sort of thing isn't allowed?

>> No.14183748

>>14183745
Why?

>> No.14183752

>>14183738
>next morning little Alice has no idea what happened, only that she's all sticky and sore and Anon's hugging her while passed out
>by the time he wakes up she's fiddling with the dildo, innocently asking if it's some kind of toy
Such is the life of poor little Alice with a perverted Anon.

>> No.14183755

>>14183752
Worth it.

I may even take her to wonderland one day so she can find out the other benefit from these hugs.

>> No.14183758

>>14183755
What happens if one day you decide to give her a break from the dildo? Would she still feel weird and funny in her tummy? Would she have trouble adjusting to regular cotton panties that retain much more of her leaking in comparison to her usual latex ones? Would she feel empty? Would she feel so empty that she turns to eating more sweets than usual so she gets a little squishier?

>> No.14183762

>>14183758
Maybe.
I'd be more than happy if the spoiler happened.

A squishy girl is better for snuggling and I'd give her all the sweets she wanted.

>> No.14183763

>>14183717
Oh shit, nigger! What are you doing putting an egg in a clingy, old medusa?
That's the only thing that can possibly make her more needy and clingy. It's like you hate having free time and instead would get coiled around, cuddled, passionately drained try and then stuck there for hours while she caresses her swollen belly with a dopey smile.

>> No.14183769

>>14183484

bottom step.

>> No.14183771

>>14183758
>What happens if one day you decide to give her a break from the dildo? Would she still feel weird and funny in her tummy?
Imagine that Alice helping out around the house without the vibrator inserted for the first time in a long while. Just doing some laundry when she backs up against the washing machine on spin cycle. The vibrations transfered through her round little butt sending shivers up her spine and making her knees buckle as the first few drops of arousal make their way down her thighs from the soaked cotton of her underwear.

Truly, some men should never be let close to these cute little demons.

>> No.14183774
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_cloaca

>humans can have cloacas

>> No.14183789

HHHHIIIIIRRRRROOOOOOOO.

>> No.14183800

>>14183789
What happened this time? Oh. Connection issues.

>> No.14183811

I want to keep an Anubis ball gagged at all times!

>> No.14183813

>>14183811
How will she eat or talk?

>> No.14183817

>>14183800
I had a handful of other sites I couldn't get to as well. I spent all this time trying to troubleshoot shit and it turns out that it was just a cluster of sites that I got locked out of because some shitty ISP between me and them shit the bed.

>> No.14183818

>>14183813
>eat
Pure spirit energy, or maybe I'll make her wear one with a hole so I can give her a feeding tube from time to time.
>talk
I think you're missing the point here.

>> No.14183828

>>14183818
>maybe I'll make her wear one with a hole so I can give her a feeding tube from time to time.
>not a ring gag with a ball in it that can be removed when it's feeding time

>> No.14183832

>>14183828
I don't think they make those. How would it work?

>> No.14183843

>>14183832
Well I'd imagine it works just like a ring gag, except you can plug it up whenever you please.

>> No.14183853

>>141838321
Either the ring could have a flat cross section with the inner edge being slightly smaller in diameter than the outer one so it could serve as a 'cup' for the ball, maybe with an additional strap or small clamps to lock the ball in place.

Or the ball part could be slightly elastic, something like hard rubber with an diametrical indentation so it could be popped into place inside the ring.

>> No.14183858

>>14183853
meant for >>14183832

>> No.14183863

>>14183853
>>14183858
I guess that second one could work. Or you could go full cop-out and get a magic one that can twitch between the two.

>> No.14183872

I want to rub noses with a Kejourou!

>> No.14183873

>>14183872
I want to rub cheeks with a Raiju

>> No.14183878

>>14183873
I want to rub a kobold's soul.

>> No.14183880

>>14183873
I want to rub the tummy of a Kobold.

>> No.14183883

>>14183880
I want to fondle a Kiki's ears!

>> No.14183888

I want to fuck a Dragon.

>> No.14183897

>>14183888
A tsun Gold with twin drills?

>> No.14183898
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14183898

>>14183689

>> No.14183905

I want to rub a jubjub's feathers

>> No.14183906

>>14183898
Damn, she's pretty.

>> No.14183908

>>14183898
Oh yes. Motherly, old medusa is lovely.

>> No.14183910

>>14183898
She's just too sweet.

>> No.14183937

What do you get when you cross a Soldier Beetle and an Oomukade?
A Dung Beetle

>> No.14183940

Does a Medusa's snakes turn grey when she gets old?

>> No.14183944

>>14183940
No because snakes shed their skin and remain forever young, as a result of one of their ancestors eating the Flower of Immortality Gilgamesh retrieved from the bottom of the ocean and then left unguarded while taking a nap instead of eating right away.
Gil a bwaka.

>> No.14183957
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14183957

>What's your pleasure, sir?
1. Toned and supple Cat Booty
2. Kuudere bugfight
3. Ogres have layers

>> No.14183960

>>14183957
1. Toned and supple Cat Booty

>> No.14183966

>>14183957
>Toned and supple Cat Booty
All the cat booty!

>> No.14183967

>>14183957
I'll just take that box in the corner.

>> No.14183971

>>14183957
Bugfight.

>> No.14183972

>>14183967
You have chosen Dragon Daughteru.
Too bad for you. No backsies.

>> No.14183973

>>14183957
Bugfight.

>> No.14183975

>>14183972
Screw you. I'm having her ride my back whether you like it or not.

>> No.14183974

>>14183957
That kitty looks like an Abomination. I bet she'll suck my soul through my urethra if I put it in her.

>> No.14183979

>>14183975
You cast your vote, now live with the consequences. The consequence being that you wasted your vote since nobody else wants that.

>> No.14183984

>>14183957
Pls don't play the neo-Machine game with that Silent_ii personality, Alp.

>> No.14183987

>>14183984
I have no idea what you're talking about, I've been asking people what they want like this for ages.

>> No.14183989

>>14183957
catbutt

>> No.14184008

>>14183957
Fine fit feline fanny.

>> No.14184013

>>14183960
>>14183966
>>14183989
>>14184008
I think we have a winner.

>> No.14184019

>>14184013
Elderly Werecat victimized by unknown pervert. No one is safe!

>> No.14184030

>>14184019
If the thread is any indication, there's more of them on the prowl, even attacking Meeses.

>> No.14184033

>No Squirrel girl with a big bushy tail to touch.

It hurts.

>> No.14184035

>>14184030
Even sightings of one preying on an innocent little Alice.

>> No.14184038

>>14184035
What could be driving men to such acts? Damn it! I demand answers!
>>14184033
Right here>>14178165

>> No.14184040
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>>14184033
At least there's still Makoto.

>> No.14184046
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>>14184019
Old faggot cats are the best.

>> No.14184047

>>14184033
I just want a fluffy and/or bushy waifu/daughteru to loving brush while they sit in my lap.

>> No.14184050

>>14184040
Thank god for Makoto.

Thank god that doujin finally got translated.

>> No.14184051

>>14184046
No. Old, lustful, widowed Maine Coon Werecats are the best.
And fluffiest.

>> No.14184054

>>14184051
She's a big aunty.

>> No.14184056

>>14184054
There's room enough still on the couch if you don't mind lying on top of her, you know.

>> No.14184057

>>14184046
More Oldshire when, Harblador?

>> No.14184070

>>14184050
>Thank god that doujin finally got translated.
Fuck yeah.

>> No.14184071

>>14184057
No idea, I've got Chubazon in the pipeline and I still fantasize about getting at least a skeleton Summer Special out someday. Then there's the latest Abomination who might get a chapter or two more, and a historical TARABUL that I haven't decided if I'd rather do prose or document style floating around.

>> No.14184078

>>14184056
>lying on top of her
That sounds hot and stuffy, especially if there's a fireplace roaring behind us in the otherwise dark room. I certainly wouldn't enjoy the amber and red reflections in her wrinkly, green eyes, no sir.

>> No.14184080

>>14184078
Fireplace? Aren't you a romantic.

>> No.14184083

>>14184080
I just like radiating heat, okay?

>> No.14184088

>>14184083
Hellhounds, nigga.

>> No.14184090

>>14184071
>Then there's the latest Abomination who might get a chapter or two more, and a historical TARABUL that I haven't decided if I'd rather do prose or document style floating around.
Ooh, lovely.

>> No.14184101
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14184101

>>14180318
Well, the results speak for themselves. Time for a lovely story about an ushi-oni in a cooking class who learns a thing or two about friendship while she develops her culinary skills!
HAHANO

Apologies if the whole poll thing seems a bit masturbatory. I'm perfectly willing to cease and desist if I'm overstepping thread etiquette.

>> No.14184104

>>14184090
The cousin-Abomination is also contemporary with the pregnant Lich, and it's crossed my mind to roll them together. It'd make sense, they have to go into hiding now that they're married anyway, it's not like the villagers with a cousin incest taboo are going to accept an Abomination as a daughter-in-law. I'm a bit wary, though, since I've done a lot of crossovers and bridges like that. I think actually all of the modern-day stories have at least a cameo connection with each other.

>> No.14184110

>>14184104
Continuity between stories is also nice.

>> No.14184115
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14184115

Goats.

>> No.14184116

>>14184115
TOP CUTE
Seriously, that onee-chan next door look is my fetish.

>> No.14184118

>Threads go too fast to keep up with anymore
>Just Ctrl + F my waifu
>Occasionally look through the pictures
I wish I was NEET again

>> No.14184120
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14184120

>>14184115
Yeeup.

>> No.14184122

>>14184101
More ushi-oni is always good, especially written like they're supposed to be, not just moeblobs. I'll look forward to it.

>that picture
2spook

>> No.14184126

>>14184110
That's cool, because the Tarabul story would be about a young prince growing up to be in love with the gruff, scarred, older Fennec Kitsune captain of the guard, something that a certain grey-haired grandmother we're already acquainted with is not completely happy with.

>> No.14184128

>>14184120
Goat. Milk.

>> No.14184129

>>14184126
>because the Tarabul story would be about a young prince growing up to be in love with the gruff, scarred, older Fennec Kitsune captain of the guard
That's perfect.

>> No.14184130
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>>14184122
>not just moeblobs
Nigga I'ma cut you, moeblob Ushis are the best.

>> No.14184138

>>14184130
I'm not saying there isn't a place for moeblob ushi, but when it's done way more than straight ushi, it gets old.

>> No.14184139

What is your waifu going as on Halloween?

>> No.14184146

>>14184139
Cthulhu. She was Ursula last year.

>> No.14184149

>>14184139
Your waifu.

>> No.14184155
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14184155

>>14184139
A vampire.

>> No.14184159
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14184159

Accept it now willingly or accept it now later through force!

Then after that you'll still accept the love willingly just in a longer time span instead!

Even if you run or climb into places we might struggle to reach Spider Pussy will track you down anyway.

Nowhere is safe from the Love of Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdoms!

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>>14184139
Marche

>> No.14184165
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14184165

Behold the depths of depravity one would have to fall to if they were to molest an old cat.

>> No.14184166
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14184166

>>14184139
A witch.

>> No.14184170

>>14184159
Question, can you give me some example where spiders can get me, but horses can't?

>> No.14184171

>>14184170
Attics.

>> No.14184172

>>14184139
Nothing, since she's afraid of ghosts

>> No.14184173

>>14184165
Go away Alp.

>> No.14184174
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>>14184165
>MC finds that attractive

>> No.14184175

>>14184173
Okay.

>> No.14184177

>>14184171
I guess I'll hide in the attic then. I hope no lonely spidergirl finds me.

>> No.14184179

>>14184115
I would flirt with that goat.

>> No.14184181

>>14184174
When has anything Alp made been even remotely attractive?

>> No.14184195

>>14184181
I'd actually love it if Alp made his way out of these threads, and never came back.

>> No.14184198

>>14184195
You seem upset.

>> No.14184203

>>14184115
Does she Baa?!

>> No.14184210

>>14184128
The only way you'd get that is to de-lolify a Baphomet and give her a Holstaur lactation potion.

>> No.14184236

>>14184210
You do know that breast size does not correlate to milk production, right?

>> No.14184237

>>14184210
Except milk doesn't work on Sabbath girls. It only makes them squishier

>> No.14184239

>>14184236
And?

>> No.14184240 [DELETED] 

I want a milf dragon to molest me on the subway while whispering in my ear how much of a slut I am for getting hard.

>> No.14184243

>>14184236
I want to watch my legal loli waifu nurse our child with her modest bust.

>> No.14184251

>>14184240
>wanting to get bullied
I'd rather have my molester tell me my body already knows I love her for getting hard. That sounds kinda yan now that I think about it.

>> No.14184252

>>14184237
That is an acceptable outcome.

>> No.14184259

>>14184251
>I'd rather have my molester tell me my body already knows I love her for getting hard.
>That sounds kinda yan now that I think about it.
Surprise yanderes are the best.

>> No.14184264

>>14184240
I want a kejourou businesswoman to make a daily routine of molesting me on the train, sliding her locks under my clothes to give me hairjobs that leave my pants unstained since she absorbs all the semen through her hair. She'd quietly laugh at me while I struggle to remain standing during the post-orgasm euphoria and this would make a pretty nifty short story.

>> No.14184266

>>14184259
Molested to married before the day is over.

>> No.14184268

>>14184264
Do we have any train molesting stories other than the one abomination with mouths on her palms?

>> No.14184270

>>14184268
The dullahan one Peny wrote.

>> No.14184274

>>14184268
Pemywise's Dullahan.

>> No.14184275

>>14184198
I am upset, Anon. But I'm glad you noticed, and were there for me.

Alp can stay if he wants.

>> No.14184276

>>14184264
I want a large, busty jinko to push her chest up against the back of my head every day on the train to work, pretending nothing is happening since everything is cramped.
Then I want to be stalked on the way home one day and get snusnued by the chuff train.

>> No.14184290

I want to molest an Ogre on a train!

>> No.14184294

I want to teach my Dragon daughteru to be kind to her subjects so when it's time for her to take the throne she is a benevolent queen!
For now that just means to stop picking on her little brother and even littler sister!

>> No.14184295

>>14184177
You could also go to brazil and build a treehouse atop a banana tree. Hear they have a spider there that'll make you rock hard.

>> No.14184302

>>14183337

I was thinking about Onis today. Red Onis with calm, optimistic personalities, who're pretty girly at heart despite being /fit/. Onis who'd never hurt anyone with their immense strength, not even by accident, or when they're drunk. Onis who'd use you as a teddy bear when taking a nap.

Heartwarming daydreams.

>> No.14184316

>>14184302
>moeblob Oni

Leave.

>> No.14184318

>>14184302
What a shit oni.

>> No.14184326

>>14184316
>Calm optimistic girl means she's a moeblob now

This place is fucking dead. /mgg/ should've died in the exodus.

>> No.14184331

>>14184290
>start fondling an Ogre on a crowded train car
>no reaction besides heavier breaths
>emboldened, slip your hand beneath her skirt
>beads of sweat start rolling down her skin as you stoke her trough the uncharacteristically lacy underwear
>pull her soaked panties aside and slowly insert one finger
>she's clutching a handrail to keep herself upright, feigns some coughs trying to mask her grunts
>almost as soon as you insert a second finger she clamps down like a vice
>no really, like an actual vice
>frantically start tugging at your arm, still can't pull out fingers
>miss your stop
>she finally lets you go when the train arrives at the end of the line
>turns around and grabs onto your shoulders with both hands while leaning in
>whispers that you'd better call in sick for today
>what follows leaves you with a limp for a week


Such is life for a train molester in MGC.

>> No.14184345

>>14184331
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.14184349

>>14184316
>cbt Oni
Is this really better?

>> No.14184363

>>14184326
It looks like the fuck off faggot is back, he was shooing some writefags yesterday.

>> No.14184365

>>14184316
>>14184318
>>14184345
Aren't we salty today.

>> No.14184371

>>14184365
Nothing like salted pork in the morning. Or whatever time it is for all of you.

>> No.14184373

>>14184349
Yes, anything is better than turning a proud vicious monster girl into some shitty moeblob because faggots are too scared of a real Oni.

>> No.14184376

>>14184349
Just because something isn't a 1 on a scale of 0 to 10, doesn't mean it actually is a 10.
Likewise, just because an oni isn't a moeblob, doesn't mean she's going to be CBT crazy.

>> No.14184379

>>14184376
How about a moeblob Oni who's also cbt crazy?

>> No.14184388

>>14184379
The only acceptable oni character archetype.

>> No.14184393

>>14184379
Honestly, I'd rather an Oni who ruffles my hair and who is open to playing video games and watching movies while spooning with me on the couch.
Obviously she's the big spoon.

>> No.14184414

>>14184393
Not allowed, they have to be drunk rape machines all the time 24/7

>> No.14184433

>>14184414
You're a big baby.

>> No.14184437

>>14184414
Nah. Fuck off.

>> No.14184472
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14184472

Do monstergirl souls and regular human souls look different?
Does magic affect them in different ways?

>> No.14184474

>>14182378
>MFW we'll never have this scenario with a Bloodthirster who gets in for free because of her sheer estrus musk being overpowering

>>14182611
>>14182590
No, just nobody wants to read about a hopping corpse.

>Jiangshi
>Vampires
They're less traditional vampires and more life force draining like Wight.

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>>14184159
>tfw no buff yan Centaur waifu

>> No.14184489

>>14184472
I think monstergirl souls would look like monstergirls.

>> No.14184502

>>14183146
>>14183151
>Not just saying TFT

>> No.14184517

>>14184489
But that's boring. If they look just like monstergirls, how am I meant to extract them and store them away in small glass jars?

>> No.14184576

>>14184517

Just inject them with human determination instead. I mean what could go wrong?

>> No.14184577
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14184577

Muv Luv but with Monster Girls? Yay or Nay?

>> No.14184584

>>14184577
Ambivalent

>> No.14184588

>>14184577
So the BETA are monstergirls?

>> No.14184597

>>14184576
>Monstergirls with all their natural powers
>Their strength, speed and instinct
>And given the ability to be as determined as a human when they hunt

How horrifying. Why not give scorpion girls wings as well, while you're at it?

>> No.14184598
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14184598

I want to date a big girl!

>> No.14184607

>>14184588
I was thinking more them being co-pilots, what would monster girl BETA look like?

>> No.14184608
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>>14184577
So the reason they're so many is because everyone they capture they rape till they're all pregnant?

>> No.14184611

>>14184598
Tio and Zombina > Every other girl in EMG.

Although that's not hard when everyone else is a pile of shit.

>> No.14184613

>>14184598
ur a big girl

>> No.14184617

>>14184588
>>14184607
Cyclops, early alps.

>> No.14184619

>>14184597

Well that's just the theory anyway

It has a much different result

>> No.14184620
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>>14184611
I don't know, those Goat twins were qts.

>> No.14184623

>>14184620
I wouldn't know because I dropped it around when Miia's mom was revealed to be a disappointing pile of shit.

>> No.14184624

>>14184608
Death by snu snu, only thing that can stop them is giant mecha robots.

>> No.14184632

>>14184623
Well that's what you get for getting on a hype train that gives you unrealistic expectations.
Papi's mom was the best of the moms.

>> No.14184633

>>14184632
Wasn't she some dumb slut?

>> No.14184640

>>14184633
Yeah but she was a dumb slut that cared.

>> No.14184642

>>14184623
All the moms were disappointing.

>> No.14184643

>>14184620
>Adopting the goat twins and raising them with Tio.

>> No.14184644

>>14184577
Monster Girls in those combat suits is a big ol' yes.

>> No.14184645

>>14184633
Dumb, yes. She is a harpy, after all.

But far from a slut. She's loyal to her hubby, even though she thinks everyone wants some of her.

>> No.14184646

>>14184633
Dumb yes, slut no.

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>>14184633
Actually, she was just a bit of a scatterbrain like her daughter and didn't have the best grip on Japanese.
She's 100% faithful to her husband.
She even has the Gyaru look because she knows he likes it.

>> No.14184648

>>14184642
Especially the horse's

>> No.14184649

>>14184645
>>14184646

>She's loyal to her hubby
Didn't she ask Bike Cop if he wanted to mate the first time they met?

>> No.14184650

>>14184620
Apparently they're not just goats; they're fruit goats. Baro-whatevers.

>> No.14184653

>>14184649
See >>14184647

>> No.14184654

>>14184649
She thought he wanted to mate, and she responded saying she's loyal to her husband >>14184647

>> No.14184655

>>14184649
She just thought he was coming on to her. She turned him down, we just didn't get to see it.

>> No.14184656

>>14184647
>She even has the Gyaru look because she knows he likes it.
Pure gyarus really are the best.

>> No.14184658

>>14184655
>She thought he was coming on to her
Didn't she fly crotch first into his face or something?

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>>14184643
I'd like to raise them with that soft sheep as my wife.

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>>14184632
>Papi's mom was the best mom
Say what you will about horsepussy but I wanted to absolutely destroy Centorea's mom.

>That fucking hair
>That skill at jousting
>Those LARGE TRACTS OF LAND
>That willingness to beat the shit out of her husband and cover it up with him either losing track of his harem or getting shitfaced
>While she gets some of that ULTIMATE BREEDER on with her actual lover

>>14184656
>>14184647
Papi's mom is good too.

>> No.14184662

>>14184658
I never said she was very smart anon.

>>14184660
>Papi's dad is the chief of police
For some reason, that's cuter than it should be.

>> No.14184668

>Get a promotion at work
>New position comes with a secretary
>Your boss gives you a small stack of folders and tells you to pick one from there
>All monster girls
>All single
>Crafty bitch
>You go with what you thought was the safe choice, a Lizard girl
>No sword fights allowed in the office
>Her third day there, you asked her if she could pick you up something to drink while she was out to lunch and gave her some cash
>She came back with a Coke, not really what you wanted but then again you never specified
>The bottle had been opened though
>You asked her what the deal was and she replied that she had just grabbed a bottle out of the bag and opened it without looking, then realized it was your Coke and put the cap back on
>Well whatever
>You started drinking and it didn't taste how you remembered
>Then again it had been almost 3 years since you had soda, so you were sure it was fine
>Then your dick got painfully hard out of the blue
>What the fuck?
>You're not 15 anymore, random boners shouldn't happen
>"Oh my, you're already hard?"
>What
>"Looks like I made the right choice"
>What
>"Now just relax and let me take care of everything"
>No, seriously, what the fuck is going on? What the fuck did she do to you?
>The Coke! God dammit you're so stupid!
>"Ah, you realized"
>"I mixed in some crushed up viagra, powdered raging mushroom and the juice from a blue couple's fruit"
>"By the way, I ate the red fruit with my lunch"
>You thought you made the safe choice, Lizards only fall in love with men who best them in combat, don't they?
>"There are many different forms of combat, such as fighting your way up to corporate ladder for example"
>"I saw the rest of the girls in that list you picked from, that fact that you chose me is fate isn't it?"
>"We were meant to be together, husband"

>> No.14184669

>>14184660
>>14184662
Y'know...I wonder if he's at all aware, or even cares, about the situation his daughter's in.

>> No.14184674

>>14184668
Crafty bitches all up in here.

>> No.14184676

>>14184669
He probably knows, and may possibly have a stealth team of black-out monster operatives to take out Darling if he even so much as hurts a hair on his little songbird's head.

That or he's chill as fuck about it because he knows how Harpies work, being married to one.

>> No.14184678

>>14184668
I'd have picked an Anubis secretary. They'd be excellent micro-managers, keeping everything nice and well-organized for you. And really, if she's in a lower position, what could she do to me?

>> No.14184681

>>14184678
Rape you.

>> No.14184683

>>14184668
>Wait, why the fuck is there a lilim folder?

>> No.14184693

>>14184669
I'm starting to wonder if he's the reason none of them have been arrested yet.

>> No.14184694

>Your egg laying daughteru comes up to you with her first ever layed egg
>says 'MOMMY DADDY LOOK I'M GOING TO BE A MOMMY!'
>Explain how she isn't.
>She starts to cry
How do you respon

>> No.14184698

>>14184694
>cook the egg and eat it in front of her

>> No.14184712

>>14184694
Hug her and tell her that she will be a mommy some day.

>>14184698
No.

>> No.14184722

>>14184694
Have her practice taking care of her first egg so she learns the responsibilities of being a mother.

>> No.14184726

>>14184698
>yfw she grows up with a fetish for feeding guys her unfertiilized eggs

>> No.14184727

>>14184694
Tell her that having a kid is a lot of responsibility anyways and that she's probably not ready to handle it yet. Then get her an easy-to-care-for pet with the excuse that it'll help her learn how to care for something.

>> No.14184728

>>14184694
Pick her up and carry her in a caring embrace for the rest of the day, until she gets over it.

>> No.14184730

>>14184683
>Wanting a Lilim
>Ever
I'd sooner dip my entire body in molten gold to appease Smaug's lust than go full donut steele.

>> No.14184735

>>14184678
Rape you.
Send your soul into an undesireable part of the afterlife.
Or rape you.

>> No.14184737

>>14184730
> Using buzzwords again

Not even Smaug would want you.

>> No.14184743

>>14184730
>Not liking the bestest and prettiest monstergirls

>> No.14184745

>>14184737
You can't deny that of all the donut steeles (i.e. any OC character EVER) that Lilims are basically Damascus tier of steel donut.

>> No.14184748

>>14184694
A smile and head pats. Tell her that if she's a good girl her egg will have a baby in it when she's older.

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>>14184678
Can she even type with those big fluffy paws?

>> No.14184759

>>14184753
I'm sure they make special keyboards for big meaty paws and huge scaly claws anon.

>> No.14184770

>>14184726
>tfw i am now never going to eat any eggs offered to me by a harpy

>> No.14184780

>>14184753
I'm sure the claw-tips at least would enable a greater degree of dexterity than one might think.

Also technology designed to be comfortable and efficient for their use in the first place.

>> No.14184781

>>14184745
> You can't deny that all of the characters I don't like (i.e. any OC character ever) that lilims are basically things I don't like

That's how fucking stupid you sound you faggot. Either learn the English language and articulate your point with something more than "I don't like thing" or fuck off.

>> No.14184782

>>14184745
The phrase "donut steeel" has lost all meaning.

>> No.14184787

>>14184782
Such is the way of 4chan and the internet at large. All negative terms eventually come to mean: shit I don't like.

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pet pet purr

>> No.14184793

>>14184753
It's less about her ability to type and more about getting amazing backrubs from those paws to relieve stress.

>> No.14184797

>>14184781
You want a reason to not like Lilims? Fine.

Faggots will use them when a high class Succubus is just as useful, or even a mid-boss tier like a Devil or Demon because in the end they all fall in the same hierarchy of demons who're essentially incarnations of Lust.

Lilim are 99.9% of the time daughters of the Demon Lord and Hero in MGE, so using one out of the blue is just silly because from what we've seen of the canon examples (Queen of Hearts and Druella), they're either fucking off in their own pocket dimension or nuclear bombing places with enough Dark Matter to make Eros blazing up above New York City with his arrows raining carnal droplets to incite a city-wide orgy a not-so-bad thing.

So feel free to call me a faggot all you want, but there's literally no reason to use a Lilim for small, menial affairs when they'd be the same thing as fucking ROYALTY to the Monsters given the massive amount of demonic energy they already have in their bodies and the fact they're fully capable of replacing their mother if she were to tragically die.

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>>14184791
Every girl should have a pet snek.

>> No.14184801

Discuss how futa manticores will almost always end up NEETs due to inability to stop masturbating.

>> No.14184802

>>14184797
I fail to understand the problem.

>> No.14184805

>>14184668
I love clever girls.

>> No.14184810

>>14184801
The weekend is over, shitposter.

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>>14184801

>> No.14184813 [DELETED] 

>>14184797
I'm going to like lilims and I will write whatever I want with them, faggot.

>> No.14184815 [DELETED] 

>>14184801
You got tired of posting "fuck off"?

>> No.14184819
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Lilims look cool.

>> No.14184822

>>14184813
That's your prerogative, then? I'm just fucking tired of people thinking that my disdain for Lilims is linked to namefaggots here because honestly I could give a rat's ass about them and their self-inserts.

>> No.14184823

>>14184791
I don't want to pet pharaoh though! She's a prude!

>> No.14184829

>>14184819
Too bad they're the worst monster girl personality wise.

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>>14184797
I've been thinking this over. Would a lilim story dealing not with things that any other demon could do just fine but with the idea that she has to deal with subordinates that might even agree with her in most things be acceptable? Like a story dealing with the royalty of monsters itself and the issues. I believe the story has to come before the monster. I never had a proper idea on how to write a Lilim properly other than shoehorning her into a situation anyone else could be in rather than having her be in a situation unique to her as a species.

Apart from that idea, I have no other idea what plot a story about a lilim could have.

>> No.14184832

>>14184797
Why not a Lilim who's expected to be the queen of her own kingdom with all of these powers and responsibilities, but she just wants to be a normal woman with a normal life so she keeps running off and forcing her attendants to track her down and drag her away from the man she loves who's just some working class nobody that her own mother has declared unfit to stand at her side because of his low social and economic standing?

>> No.14184833

>>14184819
I want to help a Lilim enslave humanity for being meanies!

>> No.14184837 [DELETED] 

>>14184822
Then stop acting like a faggot with "stop talking about lilims because I don't like them", you sound like a fucking retard.

>> No.14184841

>>14184810
>>14184811
>>14184815

can you honestly say if you had a natural onahole that you also receive pleasure from AND a dick that you wouldn't be doing the same?

>> No.14184844 [DELETED] 

>>14184829
How do you know? We only know one lilim.

>> No.14184845

>>14184829
You mean best

>> No.14184849

>>14184837
Yet nobody had a problem with bashing Manticores months ago when they're not even that bad of a monstergirl.

Fuck off, you won't have your raspberry tart and a waifu.

>> No.14184850

>>14184841
Fuck off retard. You've already tried to push this shit before.

>> No.14184851 [DELETED] 

>>14184841
Futafag pls leave, go be a faggot somewhere else.

>> No.14184854

>>14184844
If you've seen one Lilim you've seen them all.

>> No.14184856 [DELETED] 

>>14184849
So you will shitpost about lilims because of that? What a dumb retard you are. Manticores are love btw.

>> No.14184862 [DELETED] 

>>14184854
But Druella is hot. I like her, I can change her!

>> No.14184864

>>14184851
>wanting to fuck a manticore while she sucks herself off with her tail makes me a faggot

alright then.

>> No.14184866
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>>14184791
snicker snack purr

>> No.14184871

>>14184866
No one makes that sound you fucking retard

>> No.14184876 [DELETED] 

>>14184864
There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits. So yes, you are a faggot for wanting to fuck a guy.

>> No.14184877

>>14184866
I want to get a bonus from her for being such a "hard worker".

>> No.14184878

>>14184871
>he hasn't read Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There
Google isn't a difficult tool to use, special ed.

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>>14184871
tentacle tentacle purr

>> No.14184881 [DELETED] 

>>14184866
How does that pantyhose works?

>> No.14184882

>>14184878
>bait

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>>14184879
meep

>> No.14184887

>>14184881
It's not pantyhose, she just paints magical liquid silk onto her skin.

>> No.14184889

>>14184881
They go over her legs.

>> No.14184891

>>14184876
so in this wonderful world of MGs where batshit crazy mythical stuff can happen, up to and including physically transforming men into monster girls and women into monster girls, you refuse to accept the possibility that there can be a woman with a dick.

>> No.14184892

>>14184882
So he was pretending to be retarded?

>> No.14184897

>>14184891
Futafags once again prove they are as tryhard as NTRfags.

>> No.14184898

>>14184892
But of course

>> No.14184903

>>14184897
>tryhard
>buzzwords

>> No.14184904 [DELETED] 

>>14184891
Yes, and also I'm saying it's gay.

>> No.14184905

>>14184903
How is it a buzzword if nobody uses it?

>> No.14184915

>>14184891
>>>/d/

>> No.14184920
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I want to do lewd things to this fire tiger-shaman neet.

>> No.14184926 [DELETED] 

>>14184920
I want to train with cheetah senpai.

>> No.14184932

>>14184879
Cute, would let her tenderly scramble my brain.

>> No.14184935

>>14184915
funny you say that considering this entire thread technically belongs in /d/ in the first place.

>> No.14184940

>>14184935
Put your trip on, Inari.

>> No.14184945

>>14184940
I don't even know who inari is.

I do LIKE kitsune though.

>> No.14184952

>>14184886
Moth-tan a cute
CUTE

>> No.14184953

>>14184945
He's a Britbong who gets bogeymanned too much in here.

He's also a friend, for as much of a loathsome, offensive tea chugger and crumpets muncher he is.

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>>14184952
She's actually a butterfly.

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