/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for latex Kikis are olev!

Squirrel tits wins.

>Doorbell rings
>Go answer door
>See this sight on your front lawn
What do you do?

This thread now belongs to awawawawawawa.

>>14170063
>>14170072
Godammit, I was just about to post Nu.

>>14170075
Did it hurt when her wings got all ripped up?

>>14170065
I just realized Crank 2 would be a funny film with her in it

>>14170075
I don't really like Jabberwocks, so I tell her that I'm not interested and close the door.

Remember to use protection

>A drunken centaur will never force you to impregnate her.

>>14170087
Why?

>>14170075
Blush and cry like a bitch.

>>14170077
I don't even know what that noise sounds like

>>14170079
Squirrel > Murder clones

What kind of monster girl would Nu be?

>>14170075
>not vanilla dragon
Try next door, honey.

>>14170095
To be honest I can't picture it myself either.
But wendigos are cute, so I want to try.

>>14170099
Golem

>>14170075
Take her in by the hand. Or paw. Or jaw. Or whatever.

Humanity is the scariest monster of all

>>14170075
jabberwocky's design was miss for me, was too busy, but that pic is fabulous.

grats to anon who woos her.

>>14170099
What >>14170105 said due to her artificial nature.

>>14170107
I kind of want to see if her pubes are shaven into a little mustache.

>>14170095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0psCCqG2CEk

>>14170116
It's called an 'airstrip'.

>>14170121
But wouldn't that be wrong by 90 degrees?

>>14170114
So I guess that means Noel and Lambda would be Golems too, that's alright.

I just hope that the Demonic Energy keeps her murder tendencies down.

>>14170089
What do you mean "force?"

>>14170089
Good, horses are awful.

>>14170128
Tanabe should do more RagnaxNu stuff, preferably the kind that focuses on her yandere aspects.

>Barely got the motivation to write a story
>Sat down 4 hours ago to write
>Churn out over 2000 words
>It's now 6am

Oh god, I've become what I feared the most. A nocturnal writer.

>>14170135
Tanabe is a fucking saint, now if only that Bullet doujin got scanned.

>>14170085
>you will never have a movie where jason statham and a raiju fight to get charged

>>14170140
Welcome to the club. It's hell.

>>14170141
I know, right? You'd think someone would've uploaded it by now.

Oh well, I've got my copy, so at least I can enjoy it.

>>14170146
How do I escape it?

>>14170151
Please scan it.

Or at least give me a summary of what happens.

>>14170140

Meh. I've always been a nightowl, it just feels right. I feel physically better and am more productive after dusk.

There is nothing I hate more than the hours proceeding 11 am, though. Christ.

>>14170140

>Barely motivated to continue writing a story
>Sat down and started to continue writing
>Put out over 20 words

JOB WELL DONE, SELF.

>>14170141
I want that Alpha-01 doujin to get scantlated already.
Hell, all of its text is compiled into http://pastebin.com/J3MqcBqG

>>14170161
Alpha is bad.

>>14170153
How would I know? I've always been writing here. Some might say all this dark and evil makes me write cute things really well.

>>14170158
Do it, Anon. Write. Do it for the parpy.

Do it because if you don't, no one will.

>>14170157

Preceding is the word I meant, whoops. Anyway, don't worry about it. Getting your sleep cycle back is easy enough.

>>14170161
Managed to get that last comiket, plus the new Makoto one. They're pretty great. Also got the Bullet/Celica one the comiket before.

>>14170177
Lucky bastard. I'd love to invest in some Blazblue merch at some point.

>>14170065
We're out of double A batteries, so I'm just whittling down a couple of these D's.

>>14170177
>Also got the Bullet/Celica

What?

>>14169228

never tried linking to an archived post before
oh god i hope this works

>>14170154
No.

Ragna gets the glasses again. Fucks Noel, Tsubaki, Makoto, Litchi and Kokonoe. Kagura bitches about it while dicking a hot fox girl. Celica watches on from the shadows. Eventually she stumbles across Bullet who wants a piece of the Ragna D too. They do it. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots. So much that after a brief skip forward at the end, Ragna looks like a mummy in heart-shaped glasses when they're eating together. Then the other girls appear again and drag him off for more, with Tao now in tow too.

>>14170197
Thank you based anon.

Discuss the gracefulness of catrobatics.

>>14170188
The one described here >>14170197

>>14170177
Nice. I've got those three, plus the Mu/Nu one. It's what kickstarted me into buying doujins at all, since I just HAD to have it. Now I've got this little black box at the side of my bed just full-up with doujins. Plus a bookshelf of H-Manga and artbooks...

>>14170192
>messenger_sandwiched_between_the_watchdog_and_paarl.jpg
This is pretty nice drawfriend.

>>14170201
Banned after a were-cat did a super decadouble backflip off the high bar and landed directly on their competitor's face.

>>14170192
>being a manlet

>>14170188
This one. Believe it was never scanned.

>>14170205
I see. I'm stealing this, by the way.

>>14170202
I really should get into buying doujins, guess I should find out where to buy them.

>>14170210
Go ahead, I wasn't using it anymore.

>>14170209
Nice nails.
Also, better delete that.

>>14170209
Have fun on vacation!

>>14170211
I use Melon-Books and Toranoana.

Of course, they don't ship to the West, so you have to use a proxy buyer. I like Noppin.

>>14170216
Eh, got this one last christmas but I was there for a year on study abroad. meaning I skipped most of my classes and spent all my time buying doujins and getting drunk.
>>14170215
Oh, didn't even think about the tits. Guess I'll delete it in a sec.

>>14170224
Translator's note: vacation means a ban.

Tell me, Could your waifu survive the wasteland?

>>14170232
Yes, but she couldn't survive the massive issues brought out by the shitters arguing about gender roles that ruined everything related to this movie, and by extension, the setting itself.

Blazblue is at least tangentially related to monstergirls, isn't it?
>>14170224
I wish Tanabe would do some stuff involving Es from XBlaze, considering the fact he's drawn her before.
Also, an interesting tidbit on Es is that her Actress voices Suu in the MM animu.

>>14170232
Nope.

>>14170236
>Spoiler
Eh. It has Squirrel and Cat Girls are the very least. More related if you count Robot Girls under the ever wider umbrella of "MGs".

>>14170232
I want my waifu to WITNESS ME!

>>14170244
>Robot Girls
They're more like magical constructs due to Seithr and Grimoires and all that jazz.

>>14170248
Witness you do what, anon?

>>14170248
That's easy. All you have to do is flip the rig you're driving to save your waifu and all your friends from a developmentally challenge giant with a stupid name.

>>14170263
Or you could just walk away

>>14170263
Was it Victus? Bictus?

>>14170248
>"Mediocre."
yfw?

>>14170192
I want to be sandwiched by Monster Girls!

>>14170284
Rictus.
RICTUS ERECTUS.

>>14170293
>Rictus
Oh god that's even worse. At least Joe had a normal name

>>14170293
>>14170294
I don't even know what's going on anymore.

>>14170296
Here's a useful infograph

>>14170303
This is completely irrelevant!

>>14170294
It's proof that Joe hates his kids. Let's review their names shall we?
Rictus Erectus
Corpus Colossus
Scabrous Scrotus
Dude did not know how to name his kids.

Hey guys, who wants to come to the basement with me? It'll be fun, it has nachos and beer down there

>>14170315
I dunno, I think I've fallen for this ruse before.

>>14170315
Sure I.....wait, what kind of beer and nachos?

>>14170315
My HUD says your porn. Not happening, pal.

>>14170314
Do you think there's something funny about the name Biggus Dickus?
>>14170315
For the last time, Destiny sucks.

>>14170314
Hey man, when you're worshipped as a profit to thousands of people who would probably suck your- actually, lets not even imagine that- you tend to not care about your kids
Especially since he was really heartfallen at the news that his next kid would've been perfect in every way. I bet you Joe would've named him something normal and he would've been the next in line to reign over the Citadel

>>14170325
>*you're

>>14170315
Nice try Mr. Big Gay Alp, I don't even like beer!

>>14170314
>you will never name your daughteru Fergus Fishtaco

>>14170315
Pass. Not in a nachos mood
Now, if it were pizza

>>14170335
>You will never name you daughteru Beru Wiffale

>>14170323
>>14170324
>>14170325
>>14170328
>>14170332
>>14170337
If you come down to the basement now, you can have one of these too. Come on, you know you want one.

>>14170343
Pass. It's not pizza

>>14170343
>71.7%
I call shenanigans.

this picture is a lie
knife-ears don't enjoy video games

>>14170347
They're clearly playing mario party.

>>14170347
I love how the fighter can't even fit through the door.

>>14170354
>Playing Mario Party
>With that party
This is how friendships are broken and how people die in dungeons

>>14170354
>Third Party PS3 Controllers
>Mario Party

>>14170347
On a playstation console?
I bet they're playing Gauntlet: Dark Legacy.
And Elf is hogging EVERYTHING.

>>14170358
You heard me.

>>14170359
>Implying they're not playing Playstation All Stars
Ahahahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>14170315
alp I swear to god i'mma slap you titties

>>14170361
Playstation All Stars is kind of a "Meh" game.
Not bad, but it's lack of a decent roster and shortage of stages keeps it from being good.

>>14170358
>Not playing Mario Party on your Microsoft Vita.

>>14170361
>Playstation All Stars
That fucking cat character, god damn I was way too fucking OP with that little shit.

Video games? In /mgg/? Someone should be upset!

>>14170372
I think you just gave me an aneurism...

>>14170380
I'm upset, /mgg/ has consistently had terrible tastes in video games.

>>14170372
>Microsoft Vita
>2015
>Not playing your portable games on a PSP (Panasonic Portable)

>>14170315
>69.5%

Fucking lewd ass alps

Uh-oh! The Cow you tipped is actually kind of cute! What do?

>>14170380
I just want to laze around on the couch with my waifu playing vidya.

>>14170397
Help her up

>>14170397
Apologize to her and her big minotaur sister.

>>14170398
>Live inna Lair
>wanna play vidya
>Waifu gets the Lich to make electricity so I can do it
Now then, what should I play to get her into it too?

>>14170397
"Tip" her some more.
Tip is an acronym for touch in places.

>>14170398
i want this, but she's sitting in my lap or we're just cuddling on the couch on a sunny afternoon

>>14170397
I touch the cow and do it now.

Would you like to join the Kraken kuddle klub?

>>14170433
hell yeah, best sea girl

>>14170433
Touchy-feely nee-sans who make me take ink-blot tests and all the ink-blots look like lewd stuff and when I say what they look like they call me a weirdo and touchy-feely me up some more?

>>14170433
Will the Kraken Kuddle Klub and their onee-sans help put the Jabberwock onee-sans in their place?

>>14170409
Maybe FF7?
Or maybe Super Mario Sunshine?
I don't know man, probably something gateway like that.

>>14170438
>all the ink-blots look like lewd stuff
What did you expect from a monster girl?

2 questions.
1,>>14170347 what is the witch doing?
2. do you think Raijus would be intrested in REZ?

Ive come to the realization that i might not be eating enough, and this might be affecting my sleep, lets hope i can get some sleep later

>>14170458
I read Stephen King's Insomnia. You're gonna die, boy.

>>14170440
Yes

>>14170463
Tentacles vs Wocks?

>>14170465
I want to cuddle my Kraken Onee-san in front of a campfire on a Jabberwock Onee-san's front lawn!

>>14170433
Nah, I want a waifu I can feel warm cuddling with as the big spoon.

>>14170470
Ha! Gay.

>>14170397
Marry her and make lots of cows.

>>14170470
Kitsune are okay in the kuddle klub

>>14170480
But it has Kraken right in the title. Are they just diversifying to expand their club like the sabbath scouts or something?

>>14170480
As long as it's not the KC Kitsune Kuddle Klub...

Why doesn't MGE have a SINGLE good kitsune? I normally like foxgirls but all of the ones Kenkou has made are bland.

>>14170485
Kyaan~!

>>14170485
That one image he made of the little kitsune is good. Why not get a bunch of those?

>>14170485

Eh, they have older art.

In my opinion his art has improved considerably over time, but a lot of monsters are stuck with rather unflattering art.

Hell, even the Echidna is stuck with old art, and she's got new art on the cover of one of the fucking books.

>tfw Raiju profile repeatedly mentions "best men" they're only after
>you're average
Triggered.

>>14170495

Just wear wooly clothing and generate lots of static electricity, you'll look a lot more attractive to them.

>>14170495
Raiju-chan deserves a far better profile than was written for her.

Time for your threadly dose.

>>14170499
What's this, doc?

>>14170502
I don't know, but it smells awful.

>>14170502
Bootlegged drugs from Estonia.

>>14170502
That's not your medicine.

>>14170499
Don't open it, this person is a fraud!

Weresheep daughteru hugging a wool plushie made from her own first shearing when?

>You will never be a blacksmith that makes armour out of your wurm waifus shed scales

Why even live?

>>14170517
Thanks doc!

>>14170517
Thanks Doc

Why do people like purple bugs anyway?

>>14170517

Don't open it? I can see what it is from the thumbnail quite clearly.

>>14170536
with light, high frequency = high quality

>>14170536
They know how to treat men.

why does she look so soft and smooth?

>>14170480
Are there Kejourou in the kuddle klub too?

>>14170530
Hey waitaminute, that's my idea!

Well, technically, my idea was a Wurm Blacksmith who makes armor out of OTHER dragons' scales, alongside her husbando.

But that's still pretty close! Get outta my head!

>>14170547
The fluids of virgins.

>>14170498
The day she came out I've gone through a particular session of lewdness thinking of a few of them where they were just horny girls with a fetish for human body and no relation to electricity whatsoever. And now... I think I like them THAT WAY more than the profile's.

>>14170544
The hell they do, they're awkward and smelly.

>>14170549

Back off man, I've had the idea of a man making wurmscale armour for a long time.

>>14170548
Sure, why not.

>>14170570

sweet.

LITTLE YUKI-ONNA DAUGHTERUS PLAYING IN THE SNOW!!!

>>14170576

Yuki-onnas making snowmen with their husband and daughter.

>>14170576
>>14170578
To never again feel etc.

>>14170560
Was just comparing our similar ideas anon.

You planning to write anything with yours?

>>14170576
Would they make their ideal snowmen? And when they think nobody is looking, give the snowmen hugs and kisses?
All while you tape it from inside?

>>14170582

I'm not really a write fag. Maybe a guide on how to collect the scales from a wurm. I imagine the wurms interlocking plates would make shedding considerably more difficult then a normal lamias.

>>14170588
You know how a Wurm sheds her scales? She forgets to hold on to them

>>14170576
Oh man, dat snow.
Just had our first inches of snowfall on the 30th. I could go for a Yuki right about now.

>>14170592

I don't get it.

CUDDLING WITH YOUR YUKI-ONNA WIFE AND DAUGHTERU IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER, KEEPING YOU NICE AND COOL!!!

>>14170613

That sounds so nice.

Nothing makes me want to hug a yuki-onna more then a hot day.

>>14170495
Checking through the profile again those translating them make everything ambiguous AS FUCK, I hope that's how Japanese language is so they have a fair excuse for this, Raiju seems to be made into basically a succubi equivalent from the beastmen tribe. Pursuing sex like wilder beasts such as Thunderbirds, yet also rationalizing it to some extent and even establishing a sorta-life-philosophy of acquiring the more and more refined pleasure as much as possible with practice, so that kinda elevates them (if for a bit) among said Thunderbirds and alike.

Taking that and the fact they're said to jump on anyone into account, the 'best men' would likely be those energetic at fucking and really, REALLY enduring. (Not to mention super horny and hormonal to put up with this kind of shit everyday)

Still meh.

>>14170618
>Spoiler
It's how the Japanese Language is (Context is King), but also just how the MGE is too.

It's deliberately vague so that people fill in the blanks to make it their personal ideal. It's why a lot of the arguing over "Canon" that happens around here is...pretty damn pointless.

>>14170192
>I WAS JUST A SKINNY LAD.
>NEVER KNEW NO GOOD FROM BAD....

A wild Fox!

Catch it!

>>14170651
damn, that fox loli is packing some heat in her seat, gimme.

>>14170651
Miyama-Zero's lolis truly are the best

Can you cum a load so hot inside of a Yuki-onna that it melts part of her?

>>14170660
More like thawing her out.

>>14170651
That butt. The things I would do to that poor loli butt.

>>14170660
You can in repurearia

>>14170085
>Crank 2 with Raiju
It'd just be two hours of the scene where Jason Statham fucks his girlfriend to get more static.
I can just imagine her using the "If we stop fucking I might DIE!" thing on her exhausted partner to keep him going.

>>14170075
>"He's up stairs"
alternatively,
>"Who are you?"

>>14170075
YES.
>all this Jabberwockophobia in the answers
It is time to release the Wocks.

>>14170613

Yuki-onna calling out to young men who are suffering from the heat to hug them to help stay cool.

>promised an update today
>less than 700 words done
>have to leave soon
Just plain awful.

>>14170714
Woah, take it easy buddy, no need to do anything rash, we can talk about this

>>14170739
At least you tried, champ. At least you put in an effort
That's all that matters

>>14170732
I'll take two BIG scoops.

>>14170744
No. Only success is meaningful. Victory is everything.

>>14170741
Let's. Get. Dangerous.

>>14170750

Do Wocks have a body?

>>14170752
No more jibber-jabber!

>>14170752
That is the body.

>>14170741
Too late. You've awakened it.

>>14170750
This shitpost role is too small for both of us.

Do Yuki-Onnas get foggy breath while fucking?

>>14170763
Wockstar Remina?

>>14170763
>Wockstar Remina
>not Uzuwocki

>>14170766
Straight out of Wockmare Dimension.

>>14170763
So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but a Wock...

Starting at line 540, a tiny little update.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

>>14170763
Time to rebuild the world in wock's image, starting with its destruction

>>14170787
NEETipede! Stay back!

>>14170791
Drunkypede next week.

I want to confuse a golem to the point of pic related

>>14170789
the mofucores might have something to say about it

>>14170763
>>14170789
Now somebody shop a wock (heh, shop-a-wock) into the Instrumentality scene from End of Evangelion.

>>14170793

Would you a Charon-chan?

>>14170789
>>14170763
I really don't know how to say "This is the shittiest meme I have ever seen in my life" without sounding like a complete fag, but I'll say it anyways because god damn, it is that bad.

Stop, please.

>>14170816
L-lewd!

>>14170818
This. Really.

>>14170818
>Shittiest meme
>Not baneposting

I mean, I feel you. I feel you deeply. I feel your feelings deeply, but still, wocks aren't nearly the worse meme I've seen in all my time on the internet.

>>14170818
>>14170822
Enjoy stinkypede meme instead.

>>14170825
>Implying I acknowledge anything Alp does
He's background noise. You forget it's there.

>>14170826
There's a fine line between rain in the background and Chinese water torture.
It won't be long before one of us snaps on the guy, and Alp finds himself peeking out between shutters to make sure nobody's set up a tent outside his house.

>>14170818
nofunallowed.png

At least it's related to the thread, unlike the spontaneously-breaking-out-into-a-metal-gear-song meme.

>>14170832
>implying any of us has the balls to go to the land of Rape Elves

>>14170816
I was half expecting Charon to appear at the end.

>>14170833
Since you put it that way, the Metal Gear song thing is just a fun little thing people do, as well.
To see it too frequently is a little annoying, but at least it's not outright antagonising anyone, or making poor threadcanon.
All things considered, I'd choose that over stinkypede.
Not only because it's not forcing an overused joke, but also because it's not just one person doing it.
Don't get me wrong, if people do it all the time, it'll get way more annoying
In moderation though, I think it's alright
No forcing of it where it doesn't belong, either.
Gonna just say we do have a few Blade Wolfgirls and stuff like that, so it's not completely unwarranted.

>>14170810

I want to hang this on my fridge!

>>14170818
It meddles in enough with thead's ordinary off-topic rides to be engaged in the first place, so unless the quality of posting here rises nothing would change.

Said Metal Gear quoting with CAPS LOCK on suddenly occurring at the slightest incitement are part of the problem, too.

>>14170847
>not just one person doing it
I'm pretty sure there's plenty of people doing it.
>>14170850
I'd rather hang up a pin-up with the cat on it.

There is literally nothing wrong with stinkypedes. Scent based fetishes on cute otaku insect girls are far superior than your metal gear wocks or whatever.

Alp is also a legitimately good writer, quality is his name.

>>14170816
I'd that dark polar deposit

>>14170857
from what ive seen the tread thinks otherwise about alp and several others

>>14170857
On one hand, I suspect you're him, honking your own horn. On the other I know he'd never say anything negative about Metal Gear Wocks.

>>14170818
>Complains about memes
>Posts memegame

>>14170861
Do you think at all yourself, or do you let others decide for you?

>>14170861
Why not read his quality work instead?

>>14170866
>posting meme la meme animes.

>>14170873
Whats with the green meme arrow?

>"Wow, is this the meme thread? I finally feel at home! You do love me Anon!"

>>14170876
Why are you asking meme questions?

>>14170867
I did say "from what I've seen.
anger seems to be aim at a handful of these people, I haven't been round long enough to get how much of it is a joke

>>14170880
If you read for yourself, you wouldn't be in this mess.

>>14170878
I want Faggotcat to give me stealth blowjobs

>>14170882
slow process my friend, so much to read, so little time

>>14170873
Kill la kill is a good anime though. Great animation, characters, empowering, equal fanservice, it's extremely high quality. I want a Kill la Kill Monster Girl crossover.

>>14170892
You can go read>>14170787
from the start right now and see if you want him dead afterwards. It's probably the most well-liked story he has.

>>14170878
>You will never fuck a Cheshire from behind as she funposts
>You will never slap her ass each time she posts something stupid or laughs at a bad joke
>You will never yank her tail when she tries to cause a shitstorm causing her to tighten up
>She will never become an ahegaoing mess with her face pressed against the keyboard

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes vagina*

any last words??

>>14170897
It was a hologram!

>>14170897
Just three.

*It's a hologram*

>>14170897
Tsk.
*unzips dick*
Nothing personnel... kid.

>>14170897
I have a fever, and the prescription is pussy.
...sorry

>>14170897
Can I request cowgirl while I grip her thick thighs and plsuh ass? I'll give her a rare pepe if she will.

>>14170893
>Good anime
That's subjective.
>Great animation
Agreed.
>Characters
I found Mako and her entire family unbearably and consistently annoying.
>Empowering
Who even cares?
>Equal fanservice
I think there was actually more focus on the male fanservice when it was present...
>Extremely high quality
I suppose.

>I want a Kill la Kill Monster Girl crossover
MGs in God Cloths would not be unwelcome fanart, I will say that.

Maths is better than memes anon.

>>14170907
>2015
>Having an education over memes
I want a Chesire and Mucus Toad tag team to mock a Mad Hatter for not knowing memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m8vlQSrVNk

Purple or Brown?

>>14170919
Purple.

>>14170919
Brown all the way.

>>14170919
Both. I'll make them get along by breeding them both.

>>14170919
Purple by far

>>14170919
Purple, Pharaoh isn't even the best brown girl in the desert.

>>14166770
Cute, but could use a shit-ton of work starting, as you've admitted yourself, with grammar.

Funny enough, a surprisingly fitting 'epic theme' song switched on in my audio player as I was reading the later part of your story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDKyg02o0Mw

>>14170919
Purple, because I like monster girls.

>>14170941
I powered through it due to constant resets and bullshit window closing.
would be a tad better if i had a little more patience.

>>14170957
You can edit texts on Pastebin, y'know.

>>14170973
which is what i did when I copied it over
I believe I am blind to my own mistakes, when I clear the bad grammar, more faults appear. my roulette has suffered because of it.

Do you think a ghost would be good at ASMR?

>>14170991
>Wake up one morning
>Can't move
>Ghost Waifu induced Sleep Paralysis in you
>Whispers lewd nothings into your ear as you lay there, prone and helpless

>>14170996
Could be worse I guess. I've had some really bad experiences with sleep paralysis though.

>>14170996
>lewd nothings
Like what?
>Ahn~ I'ma suck yo dick...

>>14170991
Not as good as an Oomukade, imagine all that tapping with her legs.

>>14171002
I could see a shy yan Ghost paralyzing you so she can kiss you, deflower herself on you, and cuddle you without feeling anxious.

>>14171005
Now I'm imagining a tag-team.

>>14170991
>Can whisper so quitely, even when her lips are phasing through your eardrum, her voice is still as gentle as a breeze
>Can straight up whisper and lick you ear from inside your own head

That lich ASMR wasn't enough. I need more.

>>14170996
Excellence.

>>14171002
No
No you don't understand
Sleep paralysis isn't like that
Sleep paralysis is fucking horrifying. There's nothing erotic about it, even if a ghost is whispering sweet nothings
To you those are words of something trying to kill you

>>14171021
What immortal waifu wouldn't want to kill you? Otherwise you'd die and she'd be all alone again, forever and ever...

>>14171021
I do understand, but ghosts do that lewd mind trick thing so maybe it won't be a horrid experience for once.

>>14171009
>The ghost paralyses you before putting on a blindfold and inviting her shy Oomukade friend in
>"I-is it okay to come in? I've never been in a guy's room before"
>The next thing you there's countless taps along the floor as she scuttles up besides you
>After a few gentle pokes you hear her nervously giggle "He's not going to move right?"
>After some reassurance from the ghost the two of them proceed to give the best hour long asmr session in history

How do Yetis put clothes on over their fluff? Or do they just arrange their fur to look like clothes?

>>14171044
They dislocate all the bones in their paws so they can put sleeves and trousers on over them.

>>14171044
KC tends to draw his girls with regular clothes when it's not a profile.

I can imagine Yetis wearing nice sweaters and sitting next to the fireplace reading a book.

>>14171055
Yeti with a wool sweater and glasses reading The Art of Hugging: 47 CQC Techniques by B. Boss

>>14171037
Who gets to lick anon's spontaneous ejaculation clean?

I want to run a kindergarden for monster girls and teach them to be good girls!
And kick out the goblin's aunt every time she tries to pose as her niece.

>>14171092
I want to run a kindergarten for human boys and parcel them off to ara ara CC monster aunties with voluptuous bodies and questionable taste in men!

>>14171108
That's how you get arrested for kidnapping and/or slave trading and end up in prison for fifty years with an ushi named Bree.

>>14171112
>implying she isn't my old childhood friend
We're going to get along just fine after she rapes me for 48 hours straight while tearfully apologizing for raping other boys before me.

>>14170768
>read that as "Worldstar Remina"
>a living planet covered in gorillas who are endlessly beating eachother up

>>14171112
I'll take 1 million years yeti dungeon instead, your honor

>>14171132
Sorry but I'm making the rulings here!
Just for that you get sixty in a maximum securtiy prison with hardcore ogre rapists and those cow cult and sabbath member terrorist groups.

>>14171136
What do I have to do to go to a labor camp guarded by Wendigos?

>>14171136
I'll take it, I can work on my muscles and Houri riding skills at the same time

>>14171145
Jaywocking

>>14171146
You saw that but you've never been in the middle of a sabbath/cowcult fight have you?

>>14171146
Holst rodeo when? If she can make the guy fall into her arms she can keep him.

>>14170494
so did arachne and harpy and lamia

>>14171155
>cowtits and perflat double paizuri
>meat curtain and tiny slit cock scissoring
>huge cow tongue and tiny loli lips double blowjob

>>14170332
>I don't even like beer

>>14171145
You have to out-awawa the Wendigo bailiff, failure results in MGC Siberia gulag

>>14171165
>>meat curtain
Na, all the health makes for a real puffy vulva. No loose mudflaps found here in this premium pussy, no sirree.

>>14170576
>You will never make red snow with your daughteru

It's a perverse kind of feel.jpg

>>14171172
>Drinking beer is like fucking a little boy in the ass
- Aeschylus

>>14171184
...
Explain.

>>14171197
I think its something about doing anal with a loli alp.

>>14171197
He's saying it's a cheap thrill, as compared to the refined tastes of wine or sensual adult homosex.

>>14171222
>implying he wasn't calling gayfags out for their pleb taste and didn't prefer loli ass instead
Truely the ancient greeks and romans are a misunderstood lot.

Eh. I can sympathize. Real men drink dark ales and lager. Light ale for when they feel fruity. Beer is pretty shit.

>>14171239
Loli fox anal must be impossibly tight. I'd be more worried about hurting them in the process than anything else.

>>14171239
Loliass is like a fine cognac. That ribbed rectum and those budding breasts are the ultimate pleasure.

>>14171252
I'd be more worried about cumming all over her ring before I even get inside.

>>14170517
Thanks, Doc!

>>14170499
Thanks, suspicious back alley centipede dealer!

cant think of any thing to write about
constant problems made me lose my drive for the roulette and the salamander story.

I need to find some to make a small thing on, just to keep the ball rolling

>>14171276
Anon finds a secluded, well-kept shrine away from civilisation.
The shrine has a loli fox in it.
The loli fox isn't sure how long she's spent living in the shrine, but she becomes friends with Anon.
One night, while she's sitting on his lap, they start to fuck.
They fuck good, and Anon says he'd like to live with her.
He wakes up in the morning in the shrine, and finds that the path he took to get there from civilisation has vanished entirely.

Then you can play it how you want from there.

>>14171252
That is one ridiculously puffy vulva.

>>14171287
I'm not good a smut, or lolis

I want to grow old together with a loli Kitsune and enjoy her ripe flesh when we're old.

>>14171302
Anon finds a secluded, well-kept shrine away from civilisation.
The shrine has a cute fox lady in it.
The grown up fox isn't sure how long she's spent living in the shrine, but she becomes friends with Anon.
One night, while she's sitting beside him, they kiss.
Looking deep into each other's eyes, Anon says he'd like to live with her.
He wakes up in the morning in the shrine, and finds that the path he took to get there from civilisation has vanished entirely.

It turns out that the fox lady was just an illusion conjoured by the shrine, which was possessed by an evil entity who seduces humans, and steals them away to the spirit world so it can feast on their souls.

>>14171311
Is the evil entity cute, at least?

>>14171308
>grow old

Para que proposito?

Happy Spook Month guys, when ya gonna get that undead?

>>14171311
I'll try to work with it (except for the soul thing)
I might not post it though, i would like to get used to writing daily.

>>14171263
But then how will she be able to the enjoy the sensation of having her little doughnut filled all the way up with cream?

>>14171294
Small foxes have puffy vulva to compensate for their size.

>>14170787
That despicable fiend has a cute creepy-crawly and he still blatantly lusts for the ripe, supple flesh of the unsuspecting neighbor cat lady. The unsuspecting neighbor cat lady who tends to diplay her big fat cat assets and acrobatic prowess.The same cat lady who's now snoring on his couch, all exposed and vulnerable. Oh no!

>Nojiko fleeing under the bed and thumping with her 'tail'
Alright, that was cute. But it doesn't change the fact that she's staying under the same roof as a lecherous deviant. Potentially two right now.

>>14171325
Ghosts are nice

>>14171252
That's why you have to properly train and loosen them up first.

>>14171346
Please do squats, ghost of sad butt. I like my ghosts hotdoggable.

>>14171349
>Wanting loose loli hineyholes

You give them a potion of elasticity beforehand, so it's not painful when they stretch around you.

>>14171240
>Real men
>lager
laughing onis.jpg

>>14171350
Does a ghost need to do squats?

>>14171308
I want to fuck a widowed kitsune and repeatedly cum into her barren womb!

>>14171349
I want to watch a smug fox loli's webcam show of her impaling her tiny butthole on bigger and bigger dildoes, until she's gone from a pencil size to a real dick.

>>14171356
Or Mamono Mana.
Nothing better than watching a lolifox looking at your member visible through her stomach with surprise

>>14171359
all girls need to do their squats.
>>14171240
>thinking it matters what a man drinks as long as it isn't Mike's hard lemonade or Smirnoff Ice or some other such abominations
I've gone on year long cocktail trips where I drink shit like Martinis, Palomas, Gin and Tonic, manhattans, and then sometimes it's just straight whiskey or tequila. If I wanna drink margaritas or daiquiris all night, who's gonna tell me I'm a pussy?

>>14171376
But Ghosts are Ghosts, why do they need to do Squats?

>>14171378
So they get big, soft butts.

>>14171378
can they make their asses bigger with thoughts?

>>14171388
please refer to >>14171389 witch is most likely the case

>>14171396
Why doesn't she make hers big then?
It's because a lot of nips have never seen a woman with a big ass and will just slap on some balloon tits on a waistless stump in a sad cargo-cult imitation of sexiness.

This ghost doesn't need to do anything because she is already the pinnacle of perfection.

>>14171404
But anon, ghosts are spooky!

>>14171408
Hush.
Would you her Shadow?

>>14171411
Yes. In every hole, repeatedly, while kising her ashy lips (maybe not during the blowjob) and staring in her beautiful spooky eyes.

>>14170293
RICTUS ERECTUS AND SCABROUS SCROTUS

Anon!
Todays the day you go out and be a TOTALLY ORIGINAL monster girl trainer!

Like every kid age 13-25 you've been given a monster girl loli and told to train her, making her stronger and getting a party of five other monster girls so that you beat gyms and become the Monster Girl Champion!

Do note that monster girls will get more voluptuous and bigger as you train them! Evolving into taller, stronger forms as you go by...unless you stop that from happening with items or stopping the evolution.

Who is your starter in this NEW and NEVER DONE BEFORE adventure?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Will you be able to beat the golems and gargoyls of the first gym?
Or will you need to catch and level up a mothman?

>tfw some unfortunate picking with writefaggotry is getting you increasingly upset with the entire niche lately
And the worst thing is, I've got no idea where to look for the right stuff, or if the next one would be it until I dive in.

>>14171325
I really like this silly ass picture.

>>14171432
>implying I'd go on an adventure with her
I'd just take her into my room and make out.

>>14171439
But who was she?

>Adventurers just get their lolis and wander off with them as waifus

>>14171432
>Sahuagin
WOOOO GOT ME A WATER TYPE

>>14171432
>Will you be able to beat the golems and gargoyls of the first gym?
Seeing I rolled Undine this is going to be easy mode.

>>14171441
Inari

I want to watch my Alpha Dog Wolf daughteru to be protective of the Runt of the Litter!

>>14171442
Yes, but are you ready for her to get a bigger backside and hips as she gets stronger?

>>14171445
Lots of water types at the start, she probably hides in a water jug when you carry her.

>>14171448
Enjoy molesting the single, fluffy tail.

>>14171452
Yes i am ready for the bigger backside and hips

>>14171452
>Enjoy molesting the single, fluffy tail.
I will. I'll use it as a plush toy every night.

>>14171456
Good, go and get her trained so that she can get it!

>>14171458
Good, just remember that she'll only get more, and bustier, if you take her out to fight.

>>14171452
>she probably hides in a water jug when you carry her
Cute, especially when she peaks over the edge of it.

>>14171432
>lilim
had to re-roll, thats like starting with a legendary
>salamander
must...resist...joke...

>>14171432
>Jinko
I'm so happy. We'll lift together and train together and then we'll curbstomp all of our opponents. Then I'll ask her to marry me when we're both 17 and she'll blush like crazy.

>>14171432
>Kunoichi
I suppose that she's a dark/steel type due to her sneaky nature and use of metal weaponry. I should have an advantage with steel type and her high speed, so I think that I'll do well against the first gym.

>>14171432
>Kobold
Mans best friend, will cherish.
Is there an item to stop just her chest from growing?

>>14171461
>she'll only get more, and bustier
Will she get taller or more mature? 'Cause an Inari Hotaru-chan or oppai loli sounds pretty nice too.

>>14171469
Hey, you can start with her, just be prepared for a girl who is feistier than normal.

A salamander is good too.

>>14171484
Fighting types are olev, just be aware that when she's tiny she'll love to chuff.

>>14171487
Excellent!
Enjoying raising her until she's the highest level and has tits worthy of a Senran.

>>14170816
>Planet-wide canyon
Slut.

>>14171490
Is it /ss/ if a shota and a Hotaru-chan play doctor?

>>14171469
God dammit, not another fire/fighting starter!

>>14171490
She'll mature and get taller as well, although if you have her hold a hobgoblin pin or sabbath stone you can have her remain oppai loli of just loli at your leisure.

>>14171491
>love to chuff
babby tigers are love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XJ7Gj568&ab_channel=HeWhoWalksWithTigers

>>14171433
What exactly are you referring to?

>>14171432
>Elf
Guess I just quit while I'm ahead and go play video games.

>>14171506
Indeed, and she will curl up with you if you look cold when you travel on your way.

Although she'll swiftly move from little to big spoon as you level her up.

>>14171511
Hey, a normal type that can learn plant moves is pretty nice.

Don't you want to level her up till she's got hips, thighs, some good breasts and a solar beam to ruin everyone?

>Just realize I actually have time to write now
>Still combating my own laziness over opening Word

>>14171432
>Hellhound
She's going to rape me into a hospital bed while shouting that I don't have enough badges to train her.

>>14171432
>Scylla
Can I trade with somebody?
>select all images that match the one on the right
>there isn't a fucking image on the right
Go die in a fire captcha.

>>14171432
>A Pharoah
Yay. Legendary from the start. This is going to be fun. I can't wait for her to start domming me. Being Psychic/Ground should be nice.

>>14171512
>not having a huge, buff little spoon whose hair you can nuzzle before falling asleep
What a pleb.

>>14171515
Na, she can just get me juice while I blow off this adventure thing and laze about. Sounds like a much better deal.

>>14171517
Yeah, a dark\fire type sounds nice though.
And those urges won't come in till level 20 or so though.

>>14171518
Hey, she's a water type and more than willing to help you out!
She'll also have dat ass.

>>14171521
Yeah, she'll hold you for a while.
Watch out for arbo- apophises though.

>>14171524
It's a simple matter of mechanics, she can get more to cover you if you are the little spoon.

>>14171529
>Lazing about while your elf stays a loli forever.

Come on man! get her out there and level her up!

>>14171540
>Hey, she's a water type and more than willing to help you out!
>She'll also have dat ass.
I don't like tentacles up my butt, or tentacles in general.

>>14171542
She won't put them up there if you tell her not to.

She can also give you better hugs.
And cling to your back like a backpack.

>>14171542
>not wanting to get hundreds of hickies from her suckers

>>14171509
Nothing special, mostly just setting rules differentiating from those I've grown fond of. It doesn't bother me that much when encountered at single occurrences usually, but stumbling into unlikable stuff repeatedly... seems to be making a certain influence on the larger, basic image.

Course no complaints to writefags intended, and I won't be throwing names for the sake of not getting more of a fag with this. Mainly just thoughts aloud, and checking if maybe someone shared the issue.

>>14171181
>You will never make red snow with your daughteru

what did he mean by this?

>>14171546
>>14171550
I just don't like tentacles, nothing against her or the people who like her but I'm ending this adventure before it begins if I have to have her as my starter.

>>14171432
>Weresheep

If we are a shota/loli team, how are we ever going to get our adventure started if naptime lasts for 14 hours?

>>14171567
Just get her to stop cuddling you every five feet!

>>14171567
Give her a microphone and a sharpie, she'll know what to do

>>14171432
>soldier beetle
Oh, yeah, that thing exists
I forgot

>>14171579
Well?
Are you going out with the Bug/fighting type?

>>14171556
Hi DenseAnon!