Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:15:08 2015 No.14163319 [Reply] [Original]

Divine Love

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>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:17:04 2015 No.14163324 File: 399 KB, 894x894, chibi_style_test___amira_by_saikoatiseuteu-d622b46.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] first for best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:17:35 2015 No.14163326 Second for new girl a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:17:40 2015 No.14163328 It was so dark anons, I was scared. I want to tie up a Raiju and spank her titties!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:18:06 2015 No.14163330 File: 565 KB, 854x1200, 291_raiju_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2nd for new girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:18:08 2015 No.14163331 File: 229 KB, 574x627, 1425216638642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163319 Tits grotesquely huge, no wonder angels have to tell men not to flinch. Would corrupt in order to reduce the bust of, at best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:18:56 2015 No.14163337 >Come home from work >Walk in on Wolf daughteru on all fours, bearing her teeth and snarling/growling >Wonder what's she's looking at >It's a Mirror and she's looking at a reflection of herself how do you react?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:19:23 2015 No.14163338 File: 609 KB, 1000x1200, zappy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163330 Zappy-sama is now canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:19:28 2015 No.14163339 >>14163330 Did it rain the day she was born?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:20:11 2015 No.14163343 >>14163331 Corruption would probably make them bigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:20:35 2015 No.14163346 >>14163337 Cry because she is a retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:21:45 2015 No.14163349 >>14163330 Looks like a Pokemon. Still pretty electrifying, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:21:47 2015 No.14163350 >>14163346 Just dick her. Maybe the jizz will make her smarter, and if not at least you can have fun with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:22:32 2015 No.14163353 File: 191 KB, 640x960, 1416339790826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163205 I still want to fuck this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:23:37 2015 No.14163359 >>14163346 She's just a tiny wolf pup who doesn't know better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:24:38 2015 No.14163362 File: 53 KB, 625x243, 11 (11).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you like your Vampire waifu to suck your blood?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:25:10 2015 No.14163365 >>14163362 Through my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:25:35 2015 No.14163367 >>14163330 Red Jack the Ripper variant when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:25:44 2015 No.14163368 >>14163330 This girl is pefect for footjobs, I want her to give me one with those tabi socks while a cheshire holds me from behind and whispers lewd things in my ear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:27:12 2015 No.14163377 >>14163362 #2 or #3 if I'm on my back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:27:20 2015 No.14163378 >>14163353 where dat from? looks like KC...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:29:20 2015 No.14163382 >>14163378 It is KC. I think it was from a mobile game or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:31:59 2015 No.14163389 Wendigos are for ______

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:32:14 2015 No.14163390 File: 942 KB, 854x1200, raijured.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163367 meh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:33:00 2015 No.14163392 >>14163389 Not moving.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:33:37 2015 No.14163393 >>14163389 Making smores with while using the cloak as a hammer-space tent of sorts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:34:13 2015 No.14163397 >>14163390 Cool. I wanna see a super dark Raiju with yellow/green highlights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:34:22 2015 No.14163398 >>14163368 your junk touches any part of Raiju.... the divine sensation of pissing on an electric fence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:34:26 2015 No.14163399 >>14163389 Being stalked by in the freezing woods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:34:39 2015 No.14163401 >>14163390 Niiice, I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:35:14 2015 No.14163404 >>14163389 Groping her little breasts out of nowhere and seeing what happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:37:05 2015 No.14163412 >>14163330 Reposting rushed brown and the inability to stop messing with shit because I can. https://imgur.com/a/vnDAp

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:37:19 2015 No.14163413 >>14163389 Hiding in the woods with until someone comes along. Then we jump out and shout 'Welcome to Die'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:40:21 2015 No.14163419 >>14163330 It's not bad in and of itself, but as a monster girl that's a really lazy design.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:41:57 2015 No.14163424 Tell me your ideas about this new girl, guys. Tell me so I can steal them and claim I came up with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:43:34 2015 No.14163429 >>14163424 Father of a loli Raiju needs to figure out how to keep her newly flowing juices from getting everywhere all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:43:44 2015 No.14163431 >>14163424 She gets fat when she eats too much electricity. Go ahead, steal it nerd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:43:49 2015 No.14163433 >>14163412 which tool are you using? just palate swaps?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:44:00 2015 No.14163435 File: 1007 KB, 854x1200, 1443627840437.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163390 Oh look at me i lied. I decided to make a better transparent version than the previous one i made. http://imgur.com/a/crARm#105 album has been updated

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:44:30 2015 No.14163437 >>14163424 Cyber-Raiju (that's actually wearing an exoskeleton) engaging in combat with a well-trained Paladin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:45:25 2015 No.14163438 >>14163393 >little Wendigo happily eating s'mores with a traveler with a small smoke trail coming from the tent

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:45:34 2015 No.14163441 >>14163437 Combat? No hanky-panky?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:46:37 2015 No.14163447 >>14163441 Hanky-panky is optional.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:47:00 2015 No.14163448 >>14163447 But that would be heretical!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:47:15 2015 No.14163449 >>14163330 >having sex >randomly shocks herself and cums a little bit each time

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:48:57 2015 No.14163461 >>14163424 wearing a jumpsuit In a bathtub full of water, charging up her electricity

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:49:20 2015 No.14163463 >>14163435 i like it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:52:01 2015 No.14163471 >>14163424 Gets a guy addicted to her juice and mercilessly teases him when he becomes unable to cum without her touch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:53:55 2015 No.14163480 >should be working on an ongoing story >new girl is totally alluring Help? I'd toss a coin but Lady Luck doesn't like me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:55:01 2015 No.14163484 >>14163480 ok heads you write story, tails you write the ongoing story

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:55:02 2015 No.14163485 >>14163480 Do the new girl, you'll get it punched out fast if you're tizzed about her and then you can concentrate on the ongoing one.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:55:02 2015 No.14163486

>>14163433
A mix of things.
Skin had a layer of brown colored over it set to multiply with the fill dropped with its own dedicated Hue/Saturation filter with different settings.

Rest of the image has a Hue/Saturation filter clipped to a duplicate of the base image with its blend set to hue I'm playing around with to get the majority of color swapping.

My layers look a bit something like
https://i.imgur.com/3oAf3EU.jpg

Not sure how much a difference PS might have over gimp in this case if you're using that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:55:15 2015 No.14163488 >>14163480 Write something about her and get it off your system?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:55:44 2015 No.14163489 >>14163480 Do a coin toss, you'll know which one you want to do more before it lands.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:55:58 2015 No.14163491
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>>14163435
missed spots, also the quick-n-dirty tools have their limitations on the inside corners and other fine areas. Good enough for gvt work and the heavy lifting is done, I'll touch up later if you don't

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:56:24 2015 No.14163493 >>14163484 >>14163480 it was heads

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:56:44 2015 No.14163495 >>14163484 >>14163489 Tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:57:04 2015 No.14163498 >>14163480 Follow your muse. Write the new girl. You can write other stuff anytime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:57:26 2015 No.14163500 >>14163491 I was using gimp, so, yeah it ant gonna get much better than that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:57:56 2015 No.14163503 >>14163486 Paint.NET

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:58:20 2015 No.14163505 >>14163413 >Man with big sword comes along >Strange face, has a red aura to him >Jump out >Weird man opens his arms and yells WELL WHAT IS IT, ARE YOU PRO YET?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 11:58:21 2015 No.14163506 I want to make a Raiju wear a latex catsuit so I can brutally molest her in her prone and severely weakened state!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:00:33 2015 No.14163509 >>14163503 Yes, that is a website unless I have horribly misunderstood something within the last 10 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:01:42 2015 No.14163513 >>14163506 How offended would a Raiju be if you tried to fuck her with a condom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:03:01 2015 No.14163516 >>14163513 She'd take it as a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:03:18 2015 No.14163518 >>14163500 If you notice the spot on the right has an areas that will need to be semi-transparent. That's where the real fun gets had.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:06:24 2015 No.14163525 >>14163506 Too lewd anon. You probably wouldn't even need to tie her up either, she'd either tire herself out trying to shock you or just be too weak and aroused to do anything in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:07:05 2015 No.14163526 >>14163506 This is the kind of idea I wanted to steal. Are you using it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:10:06 2015 No.14163533 >>14163526 Shit anon, I don't know. If I did use it (which I sort of want to) it won't be for a long time because muh baclklog. If you really, really want it though, go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:10:17 2015 No.14163534 File: 542 KB, 1865x1448, 1443546420685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163438 Cute shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:10:37 2015 No.14163536 >>14163368 I'd prefer a footjob from a dragon or jinko

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:10:57 2015 No.14163537 >>14163533 Excellent. That'll be in order next week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:11:23 2015 No.14163538 >>14163424 >>14163526 Stealing is wrong mate

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:11:37 2015 No.14163539 >>14163353 Where do you put it in? And how do you stop the dog heads from licking you while you do her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:12:20 2015 No.14163542 >>14163424 Road trip goes bad when husband leaves car lights on while they are out doing stuff. To fix this he clamps jumper cables to raiju wife's nipples and fucks her on the hood of the car to try to charge up the drained battery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:12:23 2015 No.14163543 >>14163537 You better do it justice or I'll have to one up you when I get around to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:14:00 2015 No.14163545 >>14163538 I've done it before, I'll do it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:15:09 2015 No.14163550 >>14163542 ...While furiously awawa'ing Wendigos creep closer and closer to watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:15:18 2015 No.14163551 >>14163543 You probably should do that anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:16:18 2015 No.14163555 >>14163539 >Where do you put it in? Her mouth, and I don't see why she wouldn't have the other two holes. >And how do you stop the dog heads from licking you while you do her? I better don't answer this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:17:20 2015 No.14163557 >>14163550 More like chupacabras shlick and cheer on them in Spanish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:20:12 2015 No.14163561 >>14163555 >and I don't see why she wouldn't have the other two holes But where would they be? >I better don't answer this. Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:20:46 2015 No.14163562 >>14163551 Okay then, it's back on the list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:21:21 2015 No.14163567 >>14163562 Go my son, surpass me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:21:52 2015 No.14163569 Would it be too unacceptable to change a character's name after a story is completed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:24:41 2015 No.14163573 I want to stick my tongue in a Raiju's "socket"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:26:35 2015 No.14163577 >>14163569 I don't see why not, it's your shit. Why though? How long has it been finished?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:30:04 2015 No.14163579

>>14163577
It's been a few months. I took a look back at the story that inspired mine, specifically the second part that I didn't read before I wrote or decided on a name. The name they used and the one I used are only one letter different, but they didn't mention their name at all in the first part. Even though I just found out I feel like an incredible scum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:32:44 2015 No.14163582 >>14163579 Your call man. It seems you have good reason to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:35:31 2015 No.14163588 File: 182 KB, 620x405, Bob-Ross-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:36:13 2015 No.14163591 File: 558 KB, 2589x1207, coaxedherout.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163438

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:38:11 2015 No.14163593 >>14163591 If we were living around the last Ice Age, you'd be our shaman, making these curious paintings on the walls of our cave, and all the mammoth hunters would be like >Damn man, I mean I'd hit Neanderthal pussy too but isn't that too far?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:38:49 2015 No.14163595 I'm shy, which monstergirls would be attracted to me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:39:02 2015 No.14163597 >>14163591 Again, that's some pretty cute shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:39:21 2015 No.14163598 >>14163555 Is there something you don't want to tell us, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:40:18 2015 No.14163600 >>14163595 The ones that love on dote on their men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:41:32 2015 No.14163603 File: 133 KB, 800x1132, 1401774461347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163595 Kitty is purrfect for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:42:03 2015 No.14163609 >>14163595 The majority of them. It all depends on how assertive you want though. If you're looking for female domination there's girls for that. If you're looking for cuddley hand holding there's girls for that too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:42:26 2015 No.14163612 >>14163588 Bob Ross would have had a harem of Leanan Sidhe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:42:49 2015 No.14163613 >>14163595 Cheshires, minotaurs, hellhounds and manticores.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:43:29 2015 No.14163616 >>14163588 >the stream is all her pussy juices

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:45:20 2015 No.14163623
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>>14163330
So new girl is literally a zinogre? Not complaining cuz I'd still a raiju, but something more interesting than 'lightning wolf' was expected

>Horny to the point of drooling thighs & public masturbation
Yep, definitely no complaints

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:45:27 2015 No.14163626 >>14163600 >>14163603 >>14163613 I'm fine with these. >>14163609 Well, I do like them assertive but I also like them cuddley.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:48:40 2015 No.14163633 >>14163424 Just recreate the Static Shock animated series with her. God, that show was good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:50:16 2015 No.14163640 File: 5 KB, 198x148, listen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breasfed by a stage 3 alp

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:50:43 2015 No.14163642 File: 1.13 MB, 2000x2000, 1439518088583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the threads feelings towards Gorgons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:51:47 2015 No.14163645 >>14163640 Thank God, I'd rather be breastfed by a Demon/Arachne//Apophis/Hellhound etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:52:26 2015 No.14163648 >>14163642 They're cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:53:47 2015 No.14163651 >>14163330 >>14163623 Stygian Zinogre version when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:54:55 2015 No.14163656 >>14163640 Good, breastfeeding is a shitty fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:55:33 2015 No.14163658 >>14163642 They're okay, but I want to brutally irrumate that hipster one in particular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:56:44 2015 No.14163662 >>14163642 Not really seeing the point. They're just girls without hair, which makes them significantly less sexy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:58:54 2015 No.14163667 >>14163656 >shitty fetish That's mean and makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:59:04 2015 No.14163668 >>14163662 But they have snakes! Snakes feel good to touch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:59:10 2015 No.14163669 >>14163330 Generic anime girl with dog ears. Literally. Not much to see here. Also, how the fuck can she be a weasel? Weasels have small round ears and short tails, unlike her design.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 12:59:52 2015 No.14163671 >>14163667 Good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:00:03 2015 No.14163672 >>14163668 But they're creepy and not beautiful at all. Plus, they can't give hairjobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:00:33 2015 No.14163675 >>14163671 Why? Can't we just be friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:00:44 2015 No.14163677 >>14163595 An overly assertive and enthusiastic Yeti

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:00:54 2015 No.14163678 >>14163651 When someone bukkakes Monorus or another drawfag with money to design it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:01:23 2015 No.14163681 >>14163672 You can pet them while she blows you, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:03:38 2015 No.14163686 >>14163675 No we can't, your fetish is bad and I don't like you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:04:25 2015 No.14163688 >>14163681 But why would I want to do that? When a girl's blowing me I'd devote my attention to her, not some snakes. And again, I'd want a girl to wrap her hair around my dick while she sucks on the tip. A gorgon can't do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:04:36 2015 No.14163690 >>14163686 But I do so want us to become friends, anon.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:05:17 2015 No.14163691
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Horse Pussy Kingdom celebrates OKTOBERFEST and also host CAFFIEFEST to it's Spider Pussy Kingdom allies on the same day! None of those other lame kingdoms celebrate it!

Come join the joint Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdom today if you want to enjoy life!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gg7L_JOmcA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:06:04 2015 No.14163695 >>14163688 Look out bro, that's a step away from her twisting her hair into a rope and pushing it into your urethra while she slowly milks you with the other hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:06:05 2015 No.14163696 >>14163691 I hate beer

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:06:23 2015 No.14163697 >>14163640 Why alp? At least make it a holst, minotaur or apophis. Now that's someone I would like to be breastfeed by.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:06:31 2015 No.14163698 >>14163330 I want one. I must have one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:06:47 2015 No.14163701 >>14163691 I'm gonna give a spider a 4 Loko and put the video on MonTube

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:06:53 2015 No.14163702 >>14163691 >You will never help the Glorious Spider Kingdom drive the flithy horses out of their lands. >>14163696 Are you an alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:07:16 2015 No.14163703 >>14163690 I don't want to be friends with an anon that's more annoying than an alp, has shitty fetishes and probably likes horrible monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:07:28 2015 No.14163704 >>14163696 Yes, we know you hate everything except dicks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:08:04 2015 No.14163706 >>14163703 But anon, I like all kinds of Dragons and nobody in their right mind would call those horrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:08:21 2015 No.14163709 File: 617 KB, 1024x768, mginc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:09:06 2015 No.14163710 >>14163697 How about a awawawaing-this-is-so-gay stage 2 alp?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:09:28 2015 No.14163711

>>14163695
Anon, that's silly.
Am I not allowed to find hair sexy, and the lack thereof a fatal flaw?
I get that part of liking monster girls is accepting that they will lack some of the sexy bits of a regular girl, and being able to enjoy them despite that, but still.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:09:30 2015 No.14163712 >>14163691 Some say many a man was molested that night, and some men even managed to attain a bigamous marriage with a Centaur and Arachne.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:09:49 2015 No.14163714 >>14163710 I want to impregnate a stage 2 alp.

swiss Momo Wed Sep 30 13:09:52 2015 No.14163715
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btw. after a long wait, webraws for Gate chapter 49 are up.
This time: the monstergirl prostitutes are back, darkelf looking embarrassed wearing a toga, Rory dancing with some catgirl, and a few naked monstergirls rioting (one of them a holst/minotaur)

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:10:10 2015 No.14163716
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>>14163702
>Spiders drive horde pussy from their land

But they're allies anon! Also Horse Pussy would win that fight.

>>14163696
In that case I guess you'll just be accepting the love of horse pussy kingdom by force.

Possibly drunken force.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:10:12 2015 No.14163717 >>14163706 >Dragons >Good I knew your taste was shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:10:42 2015 No.14163719 >>14163691 I've already ordered some German beer ready for the occasion. >Spider Pussy Kingdom Do they have Ushi-Onis? I wouldn't mind sharing my drinks with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:11:10 2015 No.14163721 >>14163710 I will be honest, I'm not very fond of alps, I think I would prefer any other MG to breastfeed me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:11:58 2015 No.14163722 >>14163717 Dragons are the best, especially cute tsundere Gold Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:12:14 2015 No.14163723 >>14163717 Shut up fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:12:25 2015 No.14163724 >>14163710 Why are Alps so forced?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:12:32 2015 No.14163725 >>14163717 Sometimes we say things we don't mean. I forgive you for your thoughtless remark.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:12:57 2015 No.14163728 >>14163716 But the horses take everything from the spiders! Their money, their land, their men, and they control the government as well! REMOVE WORSTPUSSY.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:13:32 2015 No.14163730 >>14163724 >forced Is any mention of anything forced?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:13:33 2015 No.14163731 >>14163688 >And again, I'd want a girl to wrap her hair around my dick while she sucks on the tip. A gorgon can't do that. Couldn't she do it better than most girls? It'd feel better too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:14:01 2015 No.14163733 >>14163725 Oh no I mean it, Dragons are shit just like breastfeeding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:14:32 2015 No.14163734 >>14163730 Yes. Nothing gets mentioned by itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:14:56 2015 No.14163735 >>14163642 They make me rock hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:15:08 2015 No.14163736 >>14163734 And therefore the complaint is silly and pointless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:15:50 2015 No.14163739 >>14163731 Snakes aren't hair. Who'd want snakes around their dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:17:05 2015 No.14163742 >>14163731 I want to make an Earthworm Gorgon girl feel good about her looks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:17:23 2015 No.14163743 >>14163739 Gorgon snakes? Sure, why not. It'd probably feel really nice, and snake hair looks quite pretty imo. I'd let Chimaera suck me off with her tail too

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:17:28 2015 No.14163744 File: 524 KB, 946x674, This Spider can kick your ass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163728 That's not true. In fact that spider security guard has been eyeing you up in a couple different ways with your crazed talk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:17:29 2015 No.14163745 >>14163733 Oh, you are saltman. Go be an alp somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:18:31 2015 No.14163747 File: 109 KB, 451x908, Snake Blowjob.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163739 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:18:46 2015 No.14163748 >>14163744 Spiders are gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:19:29 2015 No.14163751 >>14163747 When's someone gonna draw gorgon snake hairjob/hair-blowjob?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:19:32 2015 No.14163752 ENOUGH OF THE ALPS I swear if anyone posts another Alp in this thread... No more. Got the idea?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:19:40 2015 No.14163753 >>14163744 Slap her tits and run.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:20:23 2015 No.14163756 File: 166 KB, 786x982, Alpollo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163752

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:20:41 2015 No.14163759 >>14163744 She just believes in horsey propaganda. if she knew the truth, she would drive them out of their home!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:20:44 2015 No.14163760 >>14163752 Why are you so scared of pure feminine love~? I'm not an alp

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:20:44 2015 No.14163761 >>14163748 Is this a shitposting bot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:21:13 2015 No.14163762 >>14163751 I still want someone to draw a Chimera tailjob, or just anything to do with Chimera really. Screw the haters, her design is pleasing to my chuuni tastes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:22:25 2015 No.14163766 >>14163760 It's the Afghan Code. No femininity or gentleness allowed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:23:23 2015 No.14163770 >>14163766 No wonder they are all fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:23:50 2015 No.14163772 >>14163761 No but the faggot who does Listen.jpg every thread is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:23:59 2015 No.14163773 >>14163766 Because the middle east is a shining beacon that all sutures should inspire to become, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:24:10 2015 No.14163774 >>14163766 Can't you fuck off with that?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:24:47 2015 No.14163777

>>14163762
I like Chimera too. I enjoy parody chuuni designs, and the combination of dem tits and thighs, stoic expression, hairstyle+cute ears, and massive powerful arms do wondrous things to my dick.
Tailjob sounds nice too. Though do you mean winding, or full on tail blowjob?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:24:49 2015 No.14163778 >>14163770 It's mechanical reaming or nothing gaylord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:25:01 2015 No.14163779 >>14163772 fite me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:25:16 2015 No.14163781 Do you guys remember fujoshit-kun? He's still with us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:26:15 2015 No.14163784 >>14163781 Of course we know that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:26:55 2015 No.14163789 >>14163781 What makes you think that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:27:57 2015 No.14163790 >>14163777 >massive powerful arms do wondrous things to my dick. As they should. Either is fine, although some Japanese guy did write tail blowjob smut for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:28:11 2015 No.14163791 File: 1.52 MB, 862x1200, 1440916745657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] spread the truth anons let your sins be FREE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:28:18 2015 No.14163792 >>14163330 Wow, I'm really liking this new girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:29:21 2015 No.14163793 >>14163778 No wonder they are all fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:29:27 2015 No.14163794 >>14163791 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:29:34 2015 No.14163795 File: 453 KB, 831x1258, ad142d12ea78ca3ac1c1dd77245733c4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163791 Waifus in shining armor are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:31:00 2015 No.14163797 >>14163640 i want to be breastfed by a Jubjub, eggs and milk in one go

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:32:07 2015 No.14163800 >>14163791 I'd release all my sins into her.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:33:04 2015 No.14163802 [DELETED]

>>14163789
Just making a guess, of course, but my best bet is that fujoshit-kun hates all the other monstergirls and these threads for what we did to him. My only proof is the alposting that sometimes gets deleted with all the other shitposting. I could be wrong though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:38:36 2015 No.14163809 >>14163802 Boy, that'd be some dedicated shitposting if so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:38:59 2015 No.14163810 PALADINS A SHIT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:40:41 2015 No.14163816 >>14163791 I plan to buy a t-shirt with Rachnee's skull pattern on it, and wear it. It's an obscure enough reference that only people who actually like the show will know what it is, which is good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:42:45 2015 No.14163822 >>14163330 Why are zipangu MGs so perfect ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:43:13 2015 No.14163823 File: 369 KB, 650x738, 1440967159102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163810 I want to put my dick in a Paladin's shithole while she's on the stocks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:43:22 2015 No.14163824 >>14163790 Which of her arms do you think would feel better to get jerked off by?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:43:46 2015 No.14163825 >>14163822 Because KC makes them perfect because they're from KC's homeland.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:46:42 2015 No.14163830 >>14163822 if i was in MGC i would live in Little Zipangu. all that good food and hot girls abound

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:47:06 2015 No.14163832 >>14163330 >dat expression Oh baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:47:13 2015 No.14163834 File: 53 KB, 720x480, AGlizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to give this to a wurm as a pet

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:48:18 2015 No.14163837 >>14163824 The big fluffy paw of course, the dragon one looks like it'd be a bit rough for that. Her feet look perfect for being stepped on with too, I think I need help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:51:33 2015 No.14163844 >>14163834 Much like parrots, I don't think those things are meant to be raised as pets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:52:33 2015 No.14163847 >>14163844 pet just means dinner in wurm language

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:53:06 2015 No.14163850 >>14163822 Together with the Mist Continent, monster girls from notAsia are pretty top tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:54:03 2015 No.14163852 >>14163847 Wouldn't Wurms speak english?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:54:34 2015 No.14163857 >>14163837 I'd rather rub my dick on her fluffy legs, but that sounds fun too. Though those are more hooves than feet. Also, if you look closely, the dragon arm's palm is actually rather smooth and supple.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:55:59 2015 No.14163861 File: 342 KB, 580x797, 1438029394175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163691 Why would i want horse pussy beer when i could drink it off my waifu's breast?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:56:17 2015 No.14163862 File: 115 KB, 294x290, Jiggly Jubjub Jubilees.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163797 Mein neger, and they're breasts are large enough for it too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:56:25 2015 No.14163863 >>14163844 the thought is nice though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:57:42 2015 No.14163867 >>14163862 Thems some nice jubblies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:58:43 2015 No.14163871 >>14163822 Find yourself an Undead Kingdom in Zipangu and you're set.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:59:52 2015 No.14163873 File: 1.07 MB, 992x1403, 1442938531119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163867 I want to see Jubjubs with even bigger jubblies. Maybe a little bottom heavy too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:00:36 2015 No.14163874 >>14163330 >Openly masturbating Dat's one horny lightning wolf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:01:10 2015 No.14163879 >>14163873 She might not be able to fly like that though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:02:41 2015 No.14163883 >>14163397 This. This is the coloration that we NEED.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:03:10 2015 No.14163887 >>14163879 I thought they couldn't fly to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:04:03 2015 No.14163889 >>14163852 It's a dialect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:04:11 2015 No.14163891 >>14163330 A new girl to add to my list of favorite MGE designs. Right up there with Wendigos, Thunderbirds, Cupids, and Will-o'-the-Wisps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:05:41 2015 No.14163896 File: 97 KB, 480x640, 1443636341742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to do pic related to a Hellhound and two Kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:05:47 2015 No.14163897 >>14163330 KC's girls are getting progressively leakyer. I bet you could track these just by following the snail rails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:06:43 2015 No.14163900 >>14163896 That's not happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:06:46 2015 No.14163901 File: 3.46 MB, 1920x2115, 19873424a9e42e548ceb6b4140eacd18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This fucking snek makes my heart go doki doki so hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:07:25 2015 No.14163902 >>14163887 Well now she'll be even less able to fly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:07:28 2015 No.14163903 >>14163887 they can fly, just not well. a vanilla harpy can fly circles around her. i want Jubjub to sit in my lap and keep me warm in her wings on a cool night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:07:39 2015 No.14163906 >>14163896 How would that work? Why is a Hellhound caring for two Kobolds anyways?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:07:44 2015 No.14163907 File: 217 KB, 450x600, 874669a12fb18bb25fa901cd89fd23e5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163901 Funny you should mention that. This hoers does the same to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:08:40 2015 No.14163910 >>14163901 You're still in a dream, snek lover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:08:50 2015 No.14163912 >>14163891 Wendigo would be great without the husband transformation bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:09:18 2015 No.14163913 >>14163900 I'll do it while they're asleep. I'll get my pelvis destroyed as punishment, but it'll be worth it. >>14163906 Give her an oversized backpack and put the Kobolds in the pockets. And she's not caring for them, they just live nearby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:10:29 2015 No.14163916 >>14163897 The art started getting lewder with Mindflayer and the trend continued with a break or two (Kobold and Soldier Beetle), if he continues at this rate the girls are going to have bare chests in the profiles in a month or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:10:32 2015 No.14163917 File: 1.86 MB, 853x480, 5e61c499101b54da2d546e55aed8b9da.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163901 >>14163907 This zombie does the same with me too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:12:38 2015 No.14163924 >>14163912 Wendigo cloaks look amazing, and they're my favorite part of their design. I've said it before, but I'll say it again. Some anon with sewing/knitting/whatever skills needs to make a hoodie designed to look like a Wendigo cloak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:12:43 2015 No.14163926 >>14163897 I hope he goes back and re-draws all of the girls with leaky vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:13:29 2015 No.14163928 File: 215 KB, 1547x1487, 1438718551244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Apophis edit when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:28:29 2015 No.14163975 >>14163330 Which girl produces more love nectar, Raiju or Jubjub? Also, goddammit KC, you magnificent bastard. Leaking pussy is muh fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:29:31 2015 No.14163977 >>14163917 Truly the world's cutest zombie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:31:56 2015 No.14163985 >>14163975 Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:32:07 2015 No.14163986 >>14163330 wait so her feet covered in fur that just looks like socks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:36:50 2015 No.14163999 >>14163330 So if Raiju in Japanese Mythology appear as a variety of different sorts of animals, does that mean there might be a section in her profile about something along those lines too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:38:25 2015 No.14164002 File: 43 KB, 515x639, 1441378586113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163917 And this ogre does the same to me, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:39:59 2015 No.14164005 File: 3.01 MB, 500x556, 1441316459040.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163928 Go GIF or go home, grapesnek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:44:48 2015 No.14164016 >>14163917 That zombie is love. The wild, sticky, sweaty kind of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:45:09 2015 No.14164017 >>14164002 Tio and Zombina are the best of the MON Squad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:46:23 2015 No.14164021 >>14164016 She'll be even wilder, stickier and sweatier if you kiss boys for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:48:55 2015 No.14164025 >>14163901 >>14163917 >>14164002 My top 3

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:51:18 2015 No.14164027 >>14164021 >>14164016 she's filled with formaldehyde, so I wouldn't exactly want her to sweat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:53:56 2015 No.14164033 >>14164027 God damn, I forgot how Crabman ruins everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:54:53 2015 No.14164036 >>14164027 How can you love her if you don't love her sweat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:55:50 2015 No.14164038 >>14164033 >not wanting to fuck formaldehydepussy Do you even necrophilia, anon? Or are you a friend of putrefied rotting pussy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:57:19 2015 No.14164044 >>14164027 >>14164033 The formaldehyde is a preservative that flows through her bloodstream, not her sweat. Sexytimes with Zombina should be safe unless you somehow give her a love bite deep enough to break her skin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:58:12 2015 No.14164047 >>14163642 Coloured version, neat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:03:45 2015 No.14164059 >>14164044 >period kicks in in sexy time

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:03:55 2015 No.14164060 I want to feel the electricity between a Raiju and a Thunderbird

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:05:39 2015 No.14164067 >>14164059 She's dead. I don't think you have to worry about biological processes like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:07:51 2015 No.14164073 File: 722 KB, 540x280, 38246313.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164002 And this mono-eye etc. Her gaze is like a sniper's bullet right to my heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:10:41 2015 No.14164080 >>14164073 I want to dry her tears with a handkerchief.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:11:01 2015 No.14164084 >>14164073 I want a Ganmarei Manako doujin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:11:13 2015 No.14164085 >>14164060 SUCH A LUST FOR POWER

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:12:00 2015 No.14164087 >>14164085 Skull Face?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:12:25 2015 No.14164088 File: 100 KB, 588x712, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fultoned a new(?) picture from the battle/v/ield, Boss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:13:22 2015 No.14164093 >>14164088 Is that a Lich?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:13:36 2015 No.14164096 >>14164088 Is that Mona as a Lich with Plague Knight? Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:14:11 2015 No.14164101 >>14164093 I think it's that plague knight from that thar game with the shovels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:14:30 2015 No.14164104 >>14164088 Color that shit STAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:15:12 2015 No.14164108 >>14164088 >More Lich content Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:16:07 2015 No.14164109 >>14164101 Plague Knight's in the girl's lap. That's Mona. His waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:19:27 2015 No.14164117 >>14164088 Why is Plague Knight so short?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:20:56 2015 No.14164122 File: 182 KB, 528x600, Dragon_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How the fuck do lizard fin ears work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:23:08 2015 No.14164127 >>14164117 He got the short end of the stick during puberty. Doesn't stop Mona from loving him though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:27:11 2015 No.14164142 File: 88 KB, 600x500, minidragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164122 The same way mermaid fin ears work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:28:14 2015 No.14164147 >>14164122 They just do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:29:20 2015 No.14164152 >>14164142 Then how do they work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:29:23 2015 No.14164153 File: 31 KB, 602x212, No_0218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164122 Like this, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:31:47 2015 No.14164169 >>14164122 The membrane is used to catch air vibrations, which are then transformed into sounds in Dragon's brain?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:34:54 2015 No.14164181 >>14164169 Does that mean they're sensitive? Could you reduce a lizard to a blubbering mess if you suck on her fins?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:35:02 2015 No.14164183 >>14164169 >>14164152 It's just the pinnae. The ear canal is probably just a small hole at the base of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:38:45 2015 No.14164194 >>14164084 I didn't realise I wanted this before now, so thanks for enlightening me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:39:12 2015 No.14164196 >>14164122 >>14164169 >>14164181 The fins "guide" the sound into their ears where >>14164183 said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:40:26 2015 No.14164199 >>14164196 Shouldn't they be more round then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:41:00 2015 No.14164201 >>14164196 But would they be sensitive? Could one theoretically tease their Dragon waifu by stroking her ear fins?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:41:58 2015 No.14164204 >>14164201 Better you whisper into them and watch them quiver.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:43:21 2015 No.14164210 >>14164201 >>14164204 I like all of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:45:23 2015 No.14164218 >>14164204 I bet they have sweet spots for blowing and humming on them. Start at the top, watching her get all squirmy and shivery, and slowly, slowly work your way down until she's all wet down below, chest heaving and heartbeat racing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:46:14 2015 No.14164221 >>14164199 They could be purely decorative or cooling apparatuses. Reptiles hear just fine with a plain hole. >>14164201 Thin skin stretched between bone would be about as sensitive as thin skin stretched over cartilage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:46:51 2015 No.14164224 >>14164218 >Nibble a Dragon girl's ear fins >You now have a waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:48:39 2015 No.14164228 >>14164204 >>14164218 >>14164224 You guys do know they'd be about as sensitive as your own ears right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:49:39 2015 No.14164232 >>14164228 Actually I don't because they aren't real ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:50:29 2015 No.14164239 >>14164228 If that were true, then the humming and blowing would get her all shivery and aroused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:50:52 2015 No.14164243 >>14164228 Yes? I know mine are quite sensitive. I just melt if a girl scratches around or behind them...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:51:00 2015 No.14164245 >>14164147 This isn't King Crimson, you can't just say "It just works"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:54:04 2015 No.14164258 >>14164228 Yeah, and some of us have sensitive ears anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:54:45 2015 No.14164262 File: 671 KB, 700x990, hammerspace heels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164245 Explain the Cheshires feet then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:55:13 2015 No.14164264 >>14164239 >>14164243 Exactly. But it's no more a feature than on any other girl. It's be the mammalians with huge thin ears that would be sensitive as all hell. >Tickle a werebat's and she squeals as her knees buckle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:55:20 2015 No.14164265 >>14164221 GRIND THE CARTILAGE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:57:30 2015 No.14164272 >>14164262 Her feet are smaller than her paws?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:59:06 2015 No.14164279 >>14163928 Miia doing the Legend Killer Pose when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:10:52 2015 No.14164330 File: 151 KB, 700x688, 1434080268147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Vampire waifu with a castle the size of the ones in the Castlevania games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:12:15 2015 No.14164337 >>14164330 Would she have countless Skeleton minions and Medusas roaming the castle? Those are pretty much mandatory for a castle that size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:14:21 2015 No.14164344 >>14164337 They're the most recognizable enemies after bats and Zombies. But I wonder if Axe Armors would be magical constructs of sorts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:15:38 2015 No.14164350 >>14164337 And lots of minibosses

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:17:45 2015 No.14164361 [SPOILER]

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I want to hang out with a short, lazy skeleton who always whispers and tells shit puns and a tall, hardworking skeleton who always screams everything she says and despises puns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:17:57 2015 No.14164362 >You'll never throw a disc at her feet and laugh your ass off when she loses her shit as an inflatable baloon decoy version of yourself pops out it instantly after landing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:19:00 2015 No.14164369 >>14164362 throw a disc at your waifu's feet* Goddamn

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:19:52 2015 No.14164373 >>14164361 I want to offer a skeleton food just to tease her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:19:54 2015 No.14164374 I want a Dhampir daughter to make my Vampire wife jealous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:20:14 2015 No.14164376 File: 116 KB, 420x420, Bonerustled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164361 >Sexualizing the bone bros. Please do not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:21:56 2015 No.14164382 >>14164374 How chuuni would you want her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:22:34 2015 No.14164383 >>14164376 Sans and Papyrus were pretty clearly sexualized from the start, anon. Look at their designs. They were pretty clearly meant to give people boners.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:23:00 2015 No.14164385 >>14164361 >>14164376 Reminder to at least delete your images.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:24:36 2015 No.14164389 >>14164382 Not chuuni. Turbo lewd. Always tries to sit in daddy's lap and starts giving him lapdances.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:25:35 2015 No.14164393 File: 155 KB, 1200x1100, 134578435543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a place in Monster Girl City where a guy can indulge himself in cute rabbit girls with thick fluffy thighs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:25:44 2015 No.14164396 >>14164382 I want them both to be so chunni they recite Castlevania lines to each other while fighting over my affections.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:26:44 2015 No.14164397 >>14164396 Chuuni*

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:26:50 2015 No.14164398 >>14164393 Are their thighs really that thick? I interpreted it as very very thick layers of fluff over normal-sized thighs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:26:51 2015 No.14164399 >>14164393 The Mofu Club, with mofu monsters as far as the eye can see

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:27:26 2015 No.14164403 >>14164389 >lapdances Too trashy for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:28:35 2015 No.14164408 >>14164398 Well the fluff is thick, your arm would sink into it before you hit skin, but that's what I like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:29:24 2015 No.14164410 >>14164398 Well, they definitely have non human legs. And their legs are supposed to be strong as fuck. So...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:29:50 2015 No.14164414 >>14164393 The Rabbit Hole. A restaurant full of cute rabbits eager to serve you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:30:10 2015 No.14164415 File: 408 KB, 842x403, 1440051499837.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why hasn't anyone made an Umaru edit of Wendigo or vice versa?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:31:06 2015 No.14164416 >>14164393 >>14164414 It's like those cuddle cafes. Only less weird, because it's with rabbit monstergirl thighs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:32:02 2015 No.14164422 >>14164389 Exquisitely lewd. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:32:20 2015 No.14164423 File: 193 KB, 600x848, 46457330_p12_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164330 >tfw no vampire waifu at all Kill me now

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:33:08 2015 No.14164424 >>14164408 >Fluff to keep my warm in the winter Yes all right keep this going.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:33:19 2015 No.14164427 >>14164415 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:34:14 2015 No.14164428 >>14164416 I'm going to grab great handfuls of their fat rabbit asses while they stutter and try to tell me about today's specials.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:35:08 2015 No.14164432 File: 295 KB, 413x563, 1425587958706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164416 >>14164399 Monster cuddlecafe's are free to visit for young and old. You just have to be single.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:35:56 2015 No.14164434 File: 122 KB, 1920x1080, 1437436942374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164427

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:36:00 2015 No.14164435 >>14164393 id rather go to the gym with tons of cardio bunnys with toned thick/slim thighs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:36:12 2015 No.14164437 >>14164415 Why are little human rat girls dressed like Magirangers and shaking bottles of coke...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:36:14 2015 No.14164438 >>14164399 >stronk Yeti bouncer guards the club with a smile >club is kept at 0C so cuddling is a necessity >chill music, hot tea, and warm monsters for a reasonable price

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:36:45 2015 No.14164441 >>14164415 Because Umaru is shit just like her anime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:37:06 2015 No.14164444 File: 2.83 MB, 1280x720, Shitposter prepares.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164434

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:37:55 2015 No.14164447 >>14164437 because memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:38:15 2015 No.14164449 File: 129 KB, 500x281, 1440971512545.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164444

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:39:24 2015 No.14164450 >>14164441 I'm disappointed the whole show is about a NEET girl who merely pretends to be a good person, instead of the other way around like I had initially thought. She seems awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:40:31 2015 No.14164456 >>14164449 BAI GAYM

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:42:17 2015 No.14164459 >>14163498 >Encouraging FOTM when it's the first step towards extinction Anon, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:49:21 2015 No.14164473 Will Zapwolf be memegirl and then shit on or will she be ignored?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:50:28 2015 No.14164476 >>14164393 Rabbit Island! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:51:11 2015 No.14164479 >>14164473 So far she's neither of those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:51:51 2015 No.14164480 >>14164473 If she's a meme, then she has to fight the mememan, Monsoon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:55:44 2015 No.14164493 >>14164480 >You will never play Rising with Zapwolf Her favourite character is Sam

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:57:03 2015 No.14164497 >>14164393 >>14164414 >>14164432 >>14164476 I think I should lay off the Usagi Yojimbo for a bit. I'm starting to see rabbits everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:58:38 2015 No.14164507 What type of monster would have the best pussy juice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:58:45 2015 No.14164508 >>14164479 Hence a hypothetical question with the pretense that it hasn't happened yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:58:48 2015 No.14164509 >>14164493 Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:59:50 2015 No.14164513 >>14164493 >Try to fend off a Zapwolf by using a stun gun. >Zapping her with it only makes her more aroused. Help!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:59:51 2015 No.14164514 >>14164507 Pink slimegirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:00:27 2015 No.14164517 >>14164507 Barometz

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:00:59 2015 No.14164520 >>14164513 >Come home to hear some moaning coming from the bedroom >Zapwolf is masturbating on the bed with a taser

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:01:07 2015 No.14164521 >>14164507 Bee girls. Tastes like honey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:02:19 2015 No.14164523 >>14164507 Blue Slime. Blue Raspberry motherfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:02:52 2015 No.14164525 File: 199 KB, 910x1200, 1422408455322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164517 The cool refreshing taste of Mountain Blast!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:03:10 2015 No.14164527 >MFW i'm out of ideas outside of Mad Max levels of desert

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:04:59 2015 No.14164531 >>14164527 Crew of modern-day monster girl pirates and the random human they picked up on a mission, Black Lagoon-style

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:04:59 2015 No.14164532 >>14164527 >Watched MM the other day >Watched it again >Watched it again >Hm, maybe I should stop >Thinking of rewatching it again I think I've watched it enough that every story idea I think of involves a desolate wasteland and practical effects

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:07:52 2015 No.14164541 >>14164531 Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:09:21 2015 No.14164544 File: 112 KB, 500x667, 1400355247159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164531

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:09:51 2015 No.14164547 In honor of our new goddess Zapwolf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:10:00 2015 No.14164548 File: 63 KB, 704x405, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164527 >>14164532

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:10:27 2015 No.14164552 >>14164527 Shenanigans between a cabin boy and his Wight captain aboard an Undead Ghost Ship that's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:11:22 2015 No.14164555 >>14164548 I'll be honest, Anon. That greentext was pretty MEDIOCRE

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:12:18 2015 No.14164557
File: 1.12 MB, 854x1200, raiju.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14163500
There... removed the feather 'day-glo' effect along the whole pic. Cleaned up edges and corners. Added back glow to the buckles and custom alpha. You can't tell much from this much but stick something behind her...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:13:59 2015 No.14164560 >>14164557 thank you, will add to imgur album as soon as possible

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:14:45 2015 No.14164561 >>14164507 Define "best." Probably Barometzs, Lilim, Honeybee, Plant girls. My personal choice would be some Troll nectar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:25:47 2015 No.14164595 File: 949 KB, 854x1200, 1443647538675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164557 highly improved version

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:26:29 2015 No.14164597 >>14163419 It's a bit cosplay-tier, but it's certainly lightyears ahead of that egg he (KC) did last. I grunted out a better MG this morning after my coffee than that stupid egg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:27:41 2015 No.14164600 >>14164595 But however will I possibly know who made and "prepared" the image now? The world needs to know of OMNICBEX and his worthwhile, life-validating contributions to society!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:29:02 2015 No.14164608 >>14164597 Touch the egg. Do it negg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:29:05 2015 No.14164609 >>14164595 >Bullshit removed You're doing god's work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:30:05 2015 No.14164613 >>14164595 See the Zapwolf Give her a jolt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:34:46 2015 No.14164628 >>14164595 Damn, I also made one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:34:48 2015 No.14164629 >>14164557 Hey, OMNIBEX, how's that Buddhism treating you? I see you're a Cancer star sign, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:35:00 2015 No.14164631 >>14164555 Never promised it'd be good, Anon. I'm sorry. Praise be the Angel Combustion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:35:35 2015 No.14164634 >>14164595 I did not see anything different other than the credits removed. If it bothers ppl so much, I'll stop including that. I've always been the 'don't post modified art without giving credit to the original artist' type. Old habits die hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:38:26 2015 No.14164645 >>14164634 we can see that, as you post in reddit, thats to be expected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:42:14 2015 No.14164653 >>14164645 Hey, don't be too hard on him. He is 420 friendly, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:42:22 2015 No.14164655 >>14164645 did you find the old Hydrogenaudio one yet? I was an audiophile long before a teraphile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:43:18 2015 No.14164660 >>14163330 Quite vanilla, but I still like this drippy zap-wolf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:45:11 2015 No.14164668 File: 156 KB, 484x536, 8c11b55e4928ca94a9279b00af188d52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164655 The wurm sees all. Cut your hair, you hippy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:46:44 2015 No.14164673 File: 124 KB, 1000x1000, 1421969159737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to give baby wurm plenty of milk!

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:49:17 2015 No.14164683

>>14164595
>>14163330

I want to rest my head between her breasts and enjoy the satisfying tingling of her static as it hits my face, while listening to the low eletric buzz her tits give off.

I also imagine your her would stick out and attract to her boobs like it does with statically charged balloons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:49:26 2015 No.14164684 >>14164673 Oh, I'll give her some milk. :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:50:27 2015 No.14164685 >>14164673 I believe in tough love. That means she has to compete with me for priority on her mother's breasts. Like a true dragon of the earth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:51:12 2015 No.14164688 >>14164685 >Baby Wurm pushes you >Your sent through a wall >'MAMA! THIRSTY!'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:51:24 2015 No.14164690 >>14164685 That's your daughteru you scumbag. How dare you ignore her hungry, pitiful cries!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:52:32 2015 No.14164694 >>14164685 That's just mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:53:47 2015 No.14164702 >>14164690 >>14164694 It's fine. She'll just do >>14164688, and as my vision fades, I'll take pride in my daughter's ability to overcome even her own father. It's how my parents raised me.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:53:54 2015 No.14164703

>>14164685
Enjoy not being respected as a father when she learns from a very young age she can just toss you out of her way like a ragdoll. That's shit you hide from them until they're old enough to realize that you're not weak, but wurms and men are just different creatures.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:54:31 2015 No.14164704

>>14164688
>PLaying with your baby Wurm
>You're tickling her with your hand while she's in her crib
>You know, cute baby stuff
>She grabs your finger
>It was hard explaining to your wife that fingering might have to be removed out of Foreplay for a while

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:55:21 2015 No.14164707 >>14164702 They make you fight them for food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:56:01 2015 No.14164708 Raising a baby Wurm sounds far too dangerous for a wimp like me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:58:20 2015 No.14164718 >>14164707 Yeah. They put me out in the back garden opening out into a forest with a sharpened stick, and told me to last for a week. I mean, I guess I turned out as a healthy, balanced person. Right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:00:45 2015 No.14164730 >TFW no pyroclasmic dragon stories >TFW no wocks with psychadelic gas breath >TFW no Bronze Dragon who does the time warp with you >TFW no nerdy Blue Dragon who calls you her husbando and engraves magic runes onto you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:01:21 2015 No.14164735 File: 1.25 MB, 663x1024, Shock Your Enemies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you upgraded your werewolf yet? Incinerate plasmid is old news.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:02:42 2015 No.14164742 >>14164600 It was the last 2 hours of my afternoon... When my hobby (gfx design) becomes less so, I'll find another.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:03:05 2015 No.14164744 File: 987 KB, 229x176, 1443650585125.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164735 I laughed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:03:21 2015 No.14164746 >>14164735 Hellhound and Zapwolf staring each other down when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:03:41 2015 No.14164747 >>14164735 That would be more appropriate with the Thunderbird, to be honest. Still pretty funny, though. >>14164730 >engraves magic runes onto you. Oh god. Dare I ask what these runes would do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:03:50 2015 No.14164748 >>14164735 I'd use my lightning rod to ground her, if ya' know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:04:31 2015 No.14164752 >>14164746 I want to adopt a Hellhound and a Raiju and raise them as sisters!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:04:53 2015 No.14164756 I hope Zapwolf won't be as much of a cunt as Hellhound is. But she probably will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:05:08 2015 No.14164757 >>14164747 >Dare I ask what these runes would do? They're actually just cheesy love poems in some archaic draconic dialect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:05:11 2015 No.14164758 >>14164747 >That would be more appropriate with the Thunderbird, to be honest. Not really. It's a joke about how they're all treated like the same kind of dog with a different gimmick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:05:20 2015 No.14164759 File: 40 KB, 564x488, 1437187423430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164752 WHY NOT BOTH? he says

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:06:13 2015 No.14164765 >>14164756 >Hellhound >cunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:07:40 2015 No.14164770 >>14164756 How are Hellhounds cunts, saltman?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:08:05 2015 No.14164771 >>14164756 >Hotdogs >Cunts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:08:39 2015 No.14164772 File: 680 KB, 672x1100, cait.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >look at MGE wiki's recent activity >80% of it is people doing Gundam roleplay on a roleplay board ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:09:12 2015 No.14164774 >>14164770 Cease your boogeymanning at once, Anon! Let the man speak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:10:36 2015 No.14164778 >>14164772 Well there's not really much actual CONTENT to be posted after all the translated stuff has already been put up. Basically all the English knowledge is already on there, so there ain't no changes to make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:11:12 2015 No.14164780 >>14164772 Wha What? I don't understand

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:12:27 2015 No.14164787 >>14164771 Are you insinuating they don't have cunts? I mean, I won't say no to guaranteed anal, but that's pretty weird.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:13:25 2015 No.14164790

>>14164774
I think saltman is more of generic insult than a boogeyman. He can't seriously think only one person dislikes everything and talks shit about all of it, right? Unless it's like that one upset commercial guy who started using bitch-kun that way a long while back. He was a total fruit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:14:05 2015 No.14164791 >>14164772 I want a pet Cait Sith.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:14:14 2015 No.14164792 >>14164787 Sorry, my keyboard fuzzed up and decided a question mark was an appropriate plan of action

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:14:51 2015 No.14164794
File: 412 KB, 1247x736, Dirty Thunderstorm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Raise a Hellhound and a Raiju together
>Teach them the meaning of teamwork
>One day, you get kidnapped by some powerful monstergirl, confident that she can overcome even your monstergirl family
>She spirits you away to her fortress and locks you in a tower
>She's about to leave you in the room and prepare for the night, when a rumbling stop her in her tracks
>Both of you rush to the window as you hear two howls echoing across the land in harmony
>Pic related is charging over the landscape like a tornado, rushing towards the castle

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:16:32 2015 No.14164797 >>14164790 Not him, but I don't even know anymore. I've been called Bob, Bollocks, Alp, bitchboy and probably a couple of other things in the past year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:16:47 2015 No.14164798 >>14164794 I'd probably jizz myself, right then and there. Crazy severe weather is fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:16:50 2015 No.14164799 >>14164791 I want her to be smug and bully me because I have a crush on her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:16:55 2015 No.14164800 >>14164794 It is at that moment Anon mastered the most maniacle laughter in existence And the powerful MG finally discovered true fear

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:17:45 2015 No.14164805 >>14164747 They ward off any other monster while increasing your sense of pleasure and touch in her presence to the point that her tail just brushing alongside your inner thigh nearly brings you to orgasm. A more refined pleasure rune.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:17:56 2015 No.14164806 >>14164791 >>14164799 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:18:31 2015 No.14164807 File: 1.75 MB, 1333x1000, GRACEandGLORY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164794 >Raiju and Hellhound pincer attacking you so they can pin you down and take turns riding you Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:19:14 2015 No.14164812 >>14163319 Not enough oppai

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:21:13 2015 No.14164822 >>14164735 Sure, I'll give it a try. Anything is better than that shock jockey shit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:21:49 2015 No.14164826 >>14164794 BLOWOUT SOON STALKER

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:22:24 2015 No.14164827 >>14164806 I don't want to marry one, or even fuck one. Calm down, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:23:00 2015 No.14164829 >>14164807 >Hellhound riding the shit out of you >Raiju decides to zap her >her pussy clamps down like a vicegrip from the shock >when it's done she goes into a pelvis-crushing frenzy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:23:20 2015 No.14164830 >>14164807 >You will never go crazy on a Raiju and Hellhound. >You will never use their powers and take them as your brides when you defeat them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:23:28 2015 No.14164832 >>14164794 Is a metal as fuck Gandharva rocking out to the storm as well?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:24:48 2015 No.14164838 File: 378 KB, 716x1000, 2f94e2991b8f9c22a66e6b98556848a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164812 Better?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:25:48 2015 No.14164843 >Pokemon world but with MGs >Anon wants to be a MG master >Must travel around the globe, looking for them >Gotta catch em all So, starters? Which MGs are available to start your journey?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:26:07 2015 No.14164844 >>14164826 Oh really? When?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:26:36 2015 No.14164847 >>14164843 holstarus

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:26:40 2015 No.14164848 >>14164838 Could be bigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:26:46 2015 No.14164850 >>14164843 Salamander, Kappa, and Alraune

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:27:04 2015 No.14164852 >>14164807 >>14164829 >>14164830 Shit. Another Waifu for the Waifu pile that's ruining my Laifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:27:21 2015 No.14164853 >>14164843 Don't care about the starters, I am going to have a wurm, an anubis and a dragon for sure. Not sure about the other three.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:27:26 2015 No.14164854

>>14164829
>>14164830
>Raiju's shocks makes the Hellhound clamp down tighter and tighter, stimulating her even more
>Hellhound's kicked into lust overdrive, her body is emitting a heat aura that just makes the Raiju more aroused
>Their heat and electrical charge both amplify each other in a feedback loop
>It's not long before the air around all three of you has been reduced to a literal sexual plasma

>>14164847
Nah, Holst is Miltank.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:28:02 2015 No.14164857 >>14164850 This works, yeah. Too bad Hellhound won't be a thing until gen 2.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:28:10 2015 No.14164858 File: 369 KB, 800x1000, 1443652090873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164844 NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:28:19 2015 No.14164859 >>14164843 Kappa, Alraune, Salamander

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:29:10 2015 No.14164863 >>14164854 Don't get me involved in your garbage. I'm having fun DMC Raiju and Hellhound bosses, not whatever garbage you're posting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:29:30 2015 No.14164868 Fuck, it's a pity I've written about Hellhounds recently. A Raiju/Hellhound pair sounds top fucking tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:30:00 2015 No.14164869 >>14164858 I want a Hellhound to dom me hard. Then again, I would enjoy almost any really powerful MG domming me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:30:58 2015 No.14164873 >>14164858 I want to spank that tongue!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:31:42 2015 No.14164876 >>14164863 What garbage, friend? We're posting about Raiju and Hellhound. I don't see anything about DMC, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:32:52 2015 No.14164882 >>14164858 That still looks awful every time I see it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:33:17 2015 No.14164885 >>14164858 I want to bucket of cold water on a Hellhound and tell her to leave me alone.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:34:06 2015 No.14164889

>>14164854
>literal sexual plasma
>mamono mana protects you form damage
>it continues to spread as you continue to fuck
>very rapidly the world is engulfed
>the world is turned into a star
>buried deep inside all MGs (and women, who have all been converted) and perpetual fuck machines
>no hole is unfilled by cock and in turn no cock unserviced
>so much mamono mana that this goes on for untold eons
>eventually goes supernova
>tfw you all collectively give birth to a new solar system
>They say if you look to the stars you can still see Druella cackling

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:34:07 2015 No.14164890

>Meet Dr Foak
>He shows you the 3 starters
>Kappa, Alraune, Salamander
>But wait
>There's one more
>A young rebellious Raiju
>No trainer could handle her
>Still weak in comparison to the starters due to lack of training
>A once in a lifetime chance, you can choose between 4 starters
>But, which one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:34:37 2015 No.14164894 >>14164869 At least you admit you're a slut.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:35:57 2015 No.14164896

>>14164829
>>14164830
>>14164807
>Get knocked out by the pincer attack
>Wake up tied to an incredibly uncomfortable chair
>There's a tingling your groin, as well as a warm and consistent heat
>Raiju and Hellhound are both fellating you, licking you with their tongues as if they were two girls sharing a lollipop
>They bring you to the stone wall of orgasmic release, but keep you there, pulling back and discussing something between each other
>Hellhound grins as she mounts you, sinking her hips down onto your pelvis and taking you into the sweltering heat of her vagina
>She smells like brimstone and something else, more primal
>Raiju's smirking at you from in front of you two as her partner's ass smacks into your hips with loud thuds
>Her tongue sends electricity up your cock as she gives you a quick lick before popping one of your balls into her mouth, fireworks going off in your head
>You're trying to collect your addled nerves as the Hellhound smirks harder and breathes deeply, her neck ruff lighting up with internal fire
>Her pussy is silken and wetter than before, as if the moist walls of her honeypot were melting around you
>It's almost uncomfortably hot, as if you expect your dick to get second degrees burns
>But she keeps riding you smoothly, lapping at your dick with gentle pulses
>Raiju gets jealous and gives the Hellhound a play-bite right onto her clit, suckling it and pulsing with lightning
>Hellhound's pussy clamps down on you like a vise grip as her body shudders in orgasm, slumping off you and leaving your cock dripping in feminine nectar as Raijuu smiles in victory
>Looping her legs through the arms of the chair and gliding the fleshy lips of her pussy along your member, sending off sparks every time she does it
>She leans in, right as Hellhound hugs her from behind and forces your cock into her sister
>They both whisper into your ear
"It's time to ride the lightning <3~"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:37:05 2015 No.14164899 >>14164896 >Raiju/Hellhound competitive paizuri/fellatio FUND IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:38:05 2015 No.14164900 >>14164896 Now all I can think of is Dan Deacon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:38:11 2015 No.14164901 >>14164894 I'm a lover. Not a slut. I want romance. But if I did get a wife, I'd do what she asked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:38:22 2015 No.14164903 File: 205 KB, 1119x1313, 539cd0f5382df9d12f9d5c03046fd1df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164885 >steam starts emanating from her arms and bountiful cleavage while she gives you a warm smile What now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:40:04 2015 No.14164908 >>14164903 B-but water beats fire!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:40:34 2015 No.14164911 >>14164896 hnnng

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:40:40 2015 No.14164913 >>14164908 Not in Hell

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:41:13 2015 No.14164915 >>14164901 Exactly. You're a slut for one person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:42:18 2015 No.14164918 File: 176 KB, 611x721, mofucoreattack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gaooo~ Around mofucores, never relax. One can quickly become a hundred.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:42:29 2015 No.14164921 >>14164903 Politely ask is she would leave me alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:43:29 2015 No.14164923 >>14164921 if*

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:43:37 2015 No.14164924 >>14164918 But I only have ten fingers and ten toes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:43:56 2015 No.14164927 >>14164918 Stop trying to interject into the current discussion please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:44:10 2015 No.14164929 >>14164915 Well technically four, but we are in agreement then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:48:24 2015 No.14164949 >>14164918 Poor Mofucores. They feed on men but their bodies can't hold it all. One guy is all it takes to make them look like a fairy on a cock binge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:48:40 2015 No.14164950 File: 243 KB, 450x600, Crispy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a pure gyaru p'orc?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:49:09 2015 No.14164951 >>14164899 >>14164911 Now all we need is Water-based Wolfu/Hound and we can have Raikou/Entei/Suicune

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:51:05 2015 No.14164956 >>14164950 >pure gyaru Like in that one thing by Jun?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:52:01 2015 No.14164958 >>14164950 >pure gyaru Oh yes. OH YES.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:57:15 2015 No.14164973 >>14164918 There's no stopping the tide of fluff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:00:27 2015 No.14164984 >>14164552 >Bigger on the inside than the outside Get the fuck out. Right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:00:27 2015 No.14164985 HOTDOG AND ZAPWOLF IN: FIRESTORM

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:00:49 2015 No.14164988 >>14164950 Until my body gave out. Until she's packed with P'Orclets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:01:44 2015 No.14164992 >>14164984 What's the matter? Can't handle magical pirate ships?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:02:04 2015 No.14164993 >>14164985 >wolf Its more of a weasel

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:05:16 2015 No.14165004 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU >full moon in monster girl city >men running around screaming and being raped >a wizard in training spamming magic missile to no avail >one man being chased by a swarm of bee girls

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:05:23 2015 No.14165005

>>14164985
>Two magical beasts
>One Anon
>And then a Mexican Armada
>With Tomato Guns
>Then the moon starts falling
>& there's old and crusty Manticores
>But these two
>Their cocklust makes them inseperable
>They'll get the dick, one way or another
>Because they're dick-sisters
>This Summer
>Hot Dog and Zap Wolf In
>Two Monsters Pursue An Anon Because He Sashayed Away And Then The Mexicans Attacked During a Firestorm II
>Or just Firestorm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLxCOIAkbyQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:07:06 2015 No.14165007 File: 33 KB, 284x432, 1972349723423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165004 BEES! BEEEEEEEEEEES!

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:08:16 2015 No.14165009

>>14164993
Wolf, weasel, cat, fox, and tanuki are all acceptable forms.
We can just say "lightning beast" and be done.

Do you think they come in animal variants in addition to all the usual individuality? Like maybe there is a Raijuu with a giant bushy tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:10:21 2015 No.14165015 >>14165009 >Zappy Kitsune with softness and mofu I like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:10:28 2015 No.14165017 >>14165007 Sluts.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:10:45 2015 No.14165018

>>14164985
>You're a young boy, walking down an alleyway, cutting through to get home quicker.
>"H-Hey kid..."
>You hear a voice whisper out from a dark corner.
>A crazed looking Raiju stumbles out, dripping.
>"Haaa~ Haaa~ Someone finally came!~"
>She produces a pair of jumper cables and a car battery.
>"I-I need you to clamp these on my breasts, ahhaaaaa~... And connect the b-battery..."

What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:11:38 2015 No.14165023 >>14165018 proceed to do as asked

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:11:52 2015 No.14165026 >>14165018 run away

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:12:06 2015 No.14165027 >>14165018 Well, I'm not one to turn down the request from a lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:12:15 2015 No.14165029 >>14165018 Well she's not mugging me so it must be safe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:13:09 2015 No.14165031 >>14165018 Clamp one on one of her boobs, clamp the other on my chest, hold hands with her to complete the circuit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:13:32 2015 No.14165033 >>14165018 Run away from the crazy woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:13:56 2015 No.14165034 >>14165018 >You are needed by electropup >Give her a jump

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:15:23 2015 No.14165041 >>14165018 We go to Home Depot, buy a hand crank generator and get some prods, then pick up a few pieces of clothing so that we can dress her like Quiet before heading back to her place and reenacting Quiet's torture scene.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:16:04 2015 No.14165044 >>14165018 Oblige.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:21:12 2015 No.14165059

>>14165018
>Battery Store Robbery!
>Local owner of the store "Energized" which is known for having batteries for all sorts of devices was recently robbed by an unknown assaliant
>It was early this morning that the store owner, who was getting ready to open the store for another day, came to find that his entire store was empty
>"Car batteries, phone batteries, everything!" The store owner says, clearly distraught that his whole business had been cleaned out
>Police have no idea who or what would rob a battery store as all security cameras were "overloaded by some sort of EMP"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:22:03 2015 No.14165061 >>14165041 Stick with the Prod Prod with the prod

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:22:26 2015 No.14165064 >>14164896 Drawfags pls pls pretty pls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:23:33 2015 No.14165066 >>14165059 >Crazy Monster Girl found on top of tallest tower in MGC during thunderstorm >All she could be heard saying is "I'm goin' for the big one!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:24:14 2015 No.14165068 >>14165066 weasels are Crazy man

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:24:38 2015 No.14165070

>>14165031
>Implying the car battery has enough voltage
You'd better be absolutely soaked to the bone, because 12V isn't nearly enough to cause a noticeable current, especially through two bodies.

The monster is excusable, since she probably has a naturally low resistance due to literally feeding on electricity, but the human body can be pretty resistive, especially when dry.

Yes, car batteries are capable of providing hundreds of amps to starter motors, but they won't actively pump out those amps to regular, primarily resistive, loads.

YOU WILL NOT MISUSE ELECTRICAL TERMS ON MY WATCH.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:26:24 2015 No.14165071 >>14165068 With that kind of crazy you need to stick it in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:26:55 2015 No.14165074 >>14165070 Oh don't worry, my load won't meet much resistance with her at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:27:21 2015 No.14165076 >MFW can't figure out how to write a story without smut >MFW smut-plot ratio a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:27:56 2015 No.14165078 >>14165070 If you know so much about electrical stuff, why not write Raiju smut that involves your fancy shmancy terms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:34:29 2015 No.14165091 >>14165004 How does the Princess's Secret Slide theme factor into this though? Is there an alp sitting on a bench playing Super Mario 64 on her DS, completely oblivious to everything happening around her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:37:18 2015 No.14165095 >>14165078 Mainly because I've never written smut before. In any case, there wouldn't be much in terms of fancy-shmancy terms. Just making sure you get 'voltage' and 'current' right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:37:47 2015 No.14165097 File: 468 KB, 1000x1000, 1400703999169.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whoa, you guys left me behind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:39:10 2015 No.14165100 >>14165097 Move it or lose it, rookie. I got places to go, this war ain't gonna win itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:39:22 2015 No.14165101 >>14165097 Don't cry little one. No one left you behind

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:39:23 2015 No.14165102 >>14163330 I would drink her love juice like a BR chocolate shake. Is she translate yet?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:40:05 2015 No.14165104
File: 476 KB, 1280x1176, magma dragon mecha musume_s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Just a small update around line 720 to fix some character development along with a tiny bit into Part 3. I'll finish that up proper over the weekend.

http://pastebin.com/M5R6YYbZ

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:40:33 2015 No.14165106 >>14165097 Where have you been for the past year? You haven't posted that image since July 20th, 2014.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:40:52 2015 No.14165107 >>14165102 I love her because she made me realize how much I want to drink my favorite monsters love juices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:41:57 2015 No.14165109 >>14165100 But I'm vital, soon I'll be able to tell you how to care for all your beastman waifus. New girl confirms.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:42:44 2015 No.14165111

Oh no Anon!
It seems that after your plane crashed in the amazon, where you were beset by pygmy amazons and had to fight an old jaguar goddess who looked like a tanned, black furred jinko, you've returned to find that your daughteru has become a supervillan bent on resurrecting her, supposedly dead, father and her mother's blimped up due to an unhealthy relationship with all natural holstaur ice cream in your absnce.

What do you do to fix this situation?
Do note that the daughter has entered a modified yandere state on top of her regular personality (meaning she now won't share you with any woman other than her mother) and she may or may not have hallucinations telling her what to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:43:16 2015 No.14165114 >>14165104 cant wait for it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:43:28 2015 No.14165116 >>14165104 Nice. Also, more monstergirl oriented mecha musume stuff is rad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:43:33 2015 No.14165117 >>14165109 >vital How vital? You a disguised PMC or something? Got any information about the enemy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:43:41 2015 No.14165119 >>14164918 Good thing I learn how to turn my aura to fire,

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:44:35 2015 No.14165124 >>14165111 I use hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:44:59 2015 No.14165126 >>14165111 Give them the dick until they settle down. Problem solved. Alternatively, let them give me the v until they settle down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:45:06 2015 No.14165127 >>14165111 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:45:13 2015 No.14165129 >>14163640 [PUKING VIOLENTLY BEFORE FLYING INTO HOMICIDAL RAGE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:46:09 2015 No.14165132 >>14165097 Don't be such a crybaby

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:47:17 2015 No.14165135 >>14165117 Yeah, I do, I know how to give the enemy heartboners, sapping their will to fight, and I know who called your waifu shit.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:48:11 2015 No.14165140

>>14165127
Shit went cray cray, what do?

>>14165124
Enjoy the hug and try not to be smothered by your wife's titanic breasts and your daughter alternating between crazed self muttering about how she'll never let you go, an iron hard grip to never let you go, and plenty of crying.

>>14165126
Good job!
You helped your wife burn calories and your daughter has calmed down slightly, although she has a bit of a twitch when ever you talk about going out.

Also, they're both pregnant now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:48:32 2015 No.14165142 >>14165107 Would you gather them all together and imbibe their flavors combined?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:48:49 2015 No.14165143

>>14165061
The prods are where the fun is.
I'll shock her on and off for an hour, and if she's a good girl and doesn't make a sound, i'll reward her by shoving one in each hole and then cramming my dick in her mouth while all that electricity goes up her ass and into her womb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:49:32 2015 No.14165144 >>14165140 >Pregnant NOOOOOOOOOOOO. There will now be a slight interval in which I cannot dick them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:49:40 2015 No.14165145 >>14165140 >what do? Leave and start a new life, fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:50:22 2015 No.14165148 File: 122 KB, 700x396, 1443239096118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165135 >I know how to give the enemy heartboners, sapping their will to fight I would ask them if they have seen this Wendigo and show them the picture

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:51:08 2015 No.14165150 >>14165135 >I know who called your waifu shit. ...Get in the humvee. Iceman, Iceman, this is Hunter 1-3. Yeah, we got the HVT, we're bringing 'em home, over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:51:35 2015 No.14165152 >>14163696 Are you gay?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:52:28 2015 No.14165155

>>14165144
Too bad!
Enjoy the extra daughters, along with the extra difficulty of getting your fatty wife to lose weight.

>>14165145
Nice job.
You live a life on the rails for four years before your daughter's golem army finds you deep in the heart of texas.

You get to spend the rest of your life chained to the bed after she goes full yan and your wife takes the world record for fattest woman in the world.

Lovemaking now involves a forklift.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:52:39 2015 No.14165158 >>14163722 >tsundere >good I will end you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:53:41 2015 No.14165163 >>14165018 I would short-circuit a raiju nipples, if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:54:01 2015 No.14165164 >>14165155 >Lovemaking now involves a forklift. Well looks like I'll have to kill myself before I'm caught.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:54:06 2015 No.14165166 >>14165111 I put my waifu to do exercise and I hug my daughteru

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:54:33 2015 No.14165167 >>14165144 >not dicking the preggo Even Prince thinks you're gay.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:54:35 2015 No.14165168 >>14163722 But that's not himedere golds who go "Ohohohohoh" and call you mongrel as they cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:55:27 2015 No.14165170 >>14165168 Himedere is the best dere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:56:03 2015 No.14165171 >>14165167 Who said I wasn't going to dick the preggo? But I can't dick during childbirth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:56:17 2015 No.14165172 >>14163678 >you now realize throwing money at a tanuki is sexual harassment Would monstegirls even have such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:56:18 2015 No.14165174 >>14165168 >go "Ohohohohoh" and call you mongrel as they cuddle All my yes Gilgamesh dragon when

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:57:35 2015 No.14165178 >>14165171 >I can't dick during childbirth If I weren't drunk, I'd link some shit. No, not 3D.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:59:09 2015 No.14165182

>>14165164
Gray lamentation mushroom.

Your now full yandere daughter has removed those pesky limbs and your tongue to prevent future accidents.

Don't worry, she knows you love her deep down.

Wife also now has a zip code.

>>14165166
Nice,

Wife goes from hamplanet back to her old shape.
Your daughter calms down but you have a little issue of her not wanting to let go for a week.

Well, that and her sudden interest in bearing your child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:00:06 2015 No.14165188 >>14165142 No, but I'd want to fill a bathtub with my waifus juices and have sex in the tub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:00:21 2015 No.14165189 >>14165111 >blimped up due to an unhealthy relationship with all natural holstaur ice cream in your absnce. Get outa here with your fat fetish, American.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:01:04 2015 No.14165191 >>14165111 Since I like evil girls I try to team up with my daughteru to corrupt my wife into the dark side. Also some exercise like >>14165166 said

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:01:41 2015 No.14165193 >>14165178 Oh cool. That makes two of us drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:02:19 2015 No.14165197 >>14163810 >I'm fucking jealous I don't have a boymaker

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:03:24 2015 No.14165204 >>14165193 What slime you drinking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:03:32 2015 No.14165206 >>14165129 Calm down, he said it would never happen. Unless... was that actually something you wanted?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:03:59 2015 No.14165209 >>14165197 >Wanting a boy who will grow up to cover everything you own in semen instead of a cute daughter.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:04:22 2015 No.14165212

>>14165168
>You'll never be given to a Gold Dragon as a tribute by your village.
>She'll never constantly make you follow her around her mansion.
>She'll never laze around on a luxurious couch and make you feed her.
>She'll never use you as a chair while she reads a book in front of a roaring fireplace.
>She'll never order you to dress and undress her, and make you clean her clothes.
>She'll never order you to visit her bedroom at night
>You'll never enter her room and see her beckoning you to her bed.
>She'll never pull the covers over the two of you and then cuddle up to you and nuzzle you with her cheek.
>She'll never admit that you weren't chosen randomly, but she requested you because she fell in love with you when she first laid eyes on you.
>She'll never tell you that you may be a peasant, but you're HER peasant, and she loves you regardless of your status.
>You'll never fall asleep with a Himedere dragon cuddling you.
>You'll never wake up to find she's crawled underneath the sheets and stuck your morning wood in her mouth.
Damn it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:04:36 2015 No.14165213

>>14165189
Then fix it anon!

Put her on a tredmill with a doughnut!
Fuck her till she's thin!

I wouldn't be asking you to fix things if they were fine would I?

>>14165191
A family that rules together stays together!

The three of you, your wife having shed the weight from a vigorous workout routine, take over the world with your daughter's death army!

Other than the occasional squabble between her mother and her for who gets to be with you first that night, all is peaceful!

Although you do have those pesky rebels popping up every now and then.
Scum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:04:44 2015 No.14165214 Wait, isn't raiju supposed to be a tiger like monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:04:44 2015 No.14165215 >>14165171 >Forgetting the Ass and Mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:05:24 2015 No.14165221 >>14163823 Get in line.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:06:14 2015 No.14165227 >>14165209 >being such a shit lover your bitches can be seduced >not wanting a son to carry on your legacy >not making the world more badass

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:06:25 2015 No.14165228

>>14165213
>Then fix it anon!
>Put her on a tredmill with a doughnut!
>Fuck her till she's thin!
>I wouldn't be asking you to fix things if they were fine would I?
How about you don't force some situation where she becomes a pork universe in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:06:44 2015 No.14165229 >>14165171 You can't dick but you can let your subjects observe it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:07:20 2015 No.14165232 >>14165206 I'd sooner rip out my tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:08:44 2015 No.14165235 >>14165204 A mix of Taaka vodka and Seagram's vodka. I thought I was just going to do a taste test, and then it turned out I tasted too much. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:09:25 2015 No.14165240 >>14165212 The only thing that could make this better would be if she had drill hair. And nice curves but that's a given.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:09:29 2015 No.14165241 Made a short little parody out of the old dungeons and dragons skit, hopefully it will get a giggle out of ya'll http://pastebin.com/Qr47Ftmi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:09:43 2015 No.14165243 >>14165178 >I can't dick during childbirth If I didn't want to avoid a shitstorm erupting I'd link so many things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:09:51 2015 No.14165244 >>14165228 Because saying "Your wife is now pleasantly plump" or "Your wife now looks like a gym bunny" really doesn't seem like the things people want to fix. Would you want to ruin a jinko's abs or help her get them back?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:09:58 2015 No.14165245 >>14165235 I'm hitting the vodka as well. But then her whiskey flavored sister decided to join in and well, I can't feel my face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:11:22 2015 No.14165248 >>14165228 This People who deviate from the default body typesare the worst. Fuck your fat and chubby, fuck you short stacks, fuck your gym bunnies, fuck your elin thighs, fuck you dire whatever, fuck it all. I hate these damn memes.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:11:38 2015 No.14165251

>>14165111
>It seems that after your plane crashed in the amazon, where you were beset by pygmy amazons and had to fight an old jaguar goddess who looked like a tanned, black furred jinko, you've returned to find that your daughteru has become a supervillan bent on resurrecting her, supposedly dead, father and her mother's blimped up due to an unhealthy relationship with all natural holstaur ice cream in your absnce.
>Anon was expected in the wreckage..
>..But he didn't die so good

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:12:49 2015 No.14165253
File: 41 KB, 404x600, 14595948458354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>"Dayum, I want a piece of that!"
>"'Ey Manslut! Where you goin' Handsome?!"
>"Come back here you cunt-tease!"
>"C'mere and sit on my lap. I'll show ya a REAL good time!"

Damn P'Orc construction workers...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:12:58 2015 No.14165254 >>14165104 >More mary sue

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:13:09 2015 No.14165255 >>14165248 Calm down, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:13:30 2015 No.14165257 >>14165248 >fuck your elin thighs FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:13:47 2015 No.14165258 >>14165182 >zip code. Fuck everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:13:49 2015 No.14165259 >>14165253 Oh, how they flatter me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:13:52 2015 No.14165260 >>14165254 >Still abusing buzzwords

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:13:56 2015 No.14165261 >>14165245 Yeah. I think I'm coming down now. Which is kinda good. I think I might have started getting all weird if I stayed drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:14:38 2015 No.14165265 >>14165255 >>14165257 Spit that hook out this instant, you dense bastards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:14:43 2015 No.14165266 >>14165253 It's hard to be a bishie on MGC

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:14:44 2015 No.14165267 >>14165253 I pull down my pants and flash them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:14:49 2015 No.14165268 >>14165248 You can't fight the memes, Jack

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:15:32 2015 No.14165269

>>14165258
You impregnate a chair somehow.

Congradulations

Oh, and your daughter, the golem army, your wife, and a frightened looking kobold maid.

No one knows how you did this with no limbs and a special committee has been put together to find out how you did it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:16:06 2015 No.14165272

>>14165111
I give her a stern talking to and drag her by the ear back home, and cuddle the mother/my wife. Also the daughter has to stay in her room with no TV for one whole week. Also I start practicing my house husband skills and bake everyone one sweet happy reunion dinner and dessert

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:16:07 2015 No.14165273 >>14165253 >not wanting to see how they handle your jackhammer

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:16:21 2015 No.14165274 >>14165269 I hate you, so much.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:17:05 2015 No.14165277

>>14165257
Ellin thighs are only good when complemented by an equally full grown torso not this bullshit, girl from the hip up, woman from the hip down. Like, one or the other, faggots. Don't ruin perfectly fine legs with lolitits.

Wish I could bitchslap whoever designed them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:17:11 2015 No.14165278 >>14165253 >you will never slug a P'ork who called you a manslut >you will never be in a 1 to 13 fight with crowbars and power tools >you will never emerge bloody and bruised, but victorious

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:17:59 2015 No.14165280 >>14165272 >Daughteru becomes evil for your sake >Punish her without TV

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:18:02 2015 No.14165281 >>14165277 I'll fight you mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:18:18 2015 No.14165283 >>14165278 >Implying you can beat a group of monster girl in a fight Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:18:18 2015 No.14165284 File: 1.15 MB, 1074x1517, 3e6b02c10a676f8e1bcf43f9f8e2757f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165248 >shitting on chubby, shortstack, gym bunny, and dire body types Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:18:34 2015 No.14165286 >>14165278 Jesus Anon, they were just cat-calling you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:18:39 2015 No.14165287 >>14165277 >not liking loli with tits Oh, so you're asexual. Nevermind then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:19:29 2015 No.14165289 >>14165253 >"C'mere and sit on my lap. I'll show ya a REAL good time!" I'm interested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:19:42 2015 No.14165291 >>14165283 >baiting so obviously Fuhue

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:19:44 2015 No.14165292

>>14165272
Her evil career ends when she's taken home by an angry father with a bird's nest in his hair on live television.

She goes back to being a normal, if kinda clingy daughter, and the cuddling is fantastic.

Unfortunately you become too good a house husband that your daughter becomes chubby, wife remains fat, and the maid's guild requests that you be disbarred from practicing your services on the account that it makes them all look bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:20:02 2015 No.14165295 File: 426 KB, 499x265, 102.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165283 Sure Anon, maybe if you're a pathetic loser.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:20:46 2015 No.14165299 >>14165284 Getting snuggled and impregnated.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:20:46 2015 No.14165300

>>14165267
>Alright, break up that gangrape, you're disrupting traffic!
>But officer, he flashed this delicious thing at us and then tried to hog it all to himself!
>Oh, carry on then.

And that's how anon got a P'Orc train ran on him and also got a ticket for not putting out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:21:47 2015 No.14165303 >>14165287 I said lolitits but that's an oxymoron. Lolis don't have tits. I just like women. Don't try and trick my dick by splicing a loli onto the hips and lower half of a woman. Fucking sneaky japs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:22:07 2015 No.14165306 >>14165295 Gary Stu please leave, you\re just as bad as niggers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:22:15 2015 No.14165307 >>14165286 No one calls me a manslut and can still eat without a straw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:22:29 2015 No.14165309 >>14165260 >Thinking it's a buzzword when there's literally no evidence to counter it in Ilassa's little playpen

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:23:40 2015 No.14165313 >>14165307 But all men are sluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:23:42 2015 No.14165314 >>14165284 Disgusting. Fat and dire a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:24:35 2015 No.14165318 T is for Tewi who's in This Thread!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:24:42 2015 No.14165319 >>14165111 Divorce the wife, dye my hair, change my name and live somewhere completely different. Why the fuck would I stay with a shitty family like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:24:56 2015 No.14165321 >>14165313 Druella pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:25:12 2015 No.14165323 >>14165303 >lolis don't have tits You owe me a new pair of sides. Noise and Arsenal would like a word with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:25:25 2015 No.14165325 so does MGE world have like, monster girl glory holes, where girls just put their hole of choice up to a cutout in a bathroom stall and let whatever dick that's on the other side go to town?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:25:30 2015 No.14165326 >>14165309 You do realize you're hating a secondary character and setting that hasn't been used in over 20+ pages? Nice memehate bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:25:32 2015 No.14165327 >>14165291 He's not wrong though. Brawling with just 2-3 people of comparable physique is bad enough. A dozen would shit all over anyone unless they are restricted to gently patting him with wet napkins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:25:46 2015 No.14165328 >>14165321 It's true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:25:46 2015 No.14165329 >>14165319 Do you remember that guy who went to Texas and became a hobo? That whole string is now your life. You impregnate a coffee table though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:26:17 2015 No.14165331 >>14165313 >said the slut with no word

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:26:26 2015 No.14165332 >>14165329 Monster girls suck.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:26:32 2015 No.14165333

>>14165280
She knows better than to try and revive ancient demonic gods, I'm not raising any cultist leaders in my household.

>>14165292
Well thats good, but the maids guild and bzz off. If my daughter and wife like my house husband skills and are happy, then why should I care what a bunch of Kikis think? If anything I make them look good. I'll keep caring and loving my soft amazon family, They're probably just jealous of my blueberry pies anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:28:05 2015 No.14165338 File: 252 KB, 625x883, 1423350493898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165318 If I find her, I'm molesting her.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:28:40 2015 No.14165341

>>14165333
Maybe but you do find the kikis burning Roombas outside of your house every now and then for reasons you really can't understand.

You also have the softest amazon family in the land.

When their lesser known, and strangely familiar, pygmy cousins arrive you live life in a comedy for a while and get three addition wives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:28:44 2015 No.14165343 >>14165332 They do much more than that. Even the Ghouls and those are oral fixation incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:28:57 2015 No.14165346 >>14165325 Thread says no. I say yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:29:42 2015 No.14165349 File: 131 KB, 900x750, Raiju.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163330

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:29:46 2015 No.14165350 >>14165323 >implying they do top kek m8. Opppai loli don't count.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:30:40 2015 No.14165354 File: 101 KB, 640x480, tewi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165338

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:31:02 2015 No.14165355 >>14165349 This will end anticlimactically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:31:14 2015 No.14165356 >>14165349 Oh geez. Having a Raiju as a homestay would be a problem, wouldn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:31:39 2015 No.14165359 >>14165354 'kay

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:32:09 2015 No.14165360 >>14165325 I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:32:21 2015 No.14165362 >>14165349 It's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:33:02 2015 No.14165363 >>14165349 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=42121194 Relevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:33:05 2015 No.14165364 >>14165349 >"Here we go! This is sure to make me cum lots!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:34:15 2015 No.14165369 >>14165343 They're still fucking morons that can't keep their slutty heads straight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:34:16 2015 No.14165370 >>14165306 Nah I'm staying, mr. useless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:35:44 2015 No.14165374 >>14165364 you haven't lived until you've used an electrostim setup with one electrode up her ass and the other strapped to your balls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:37:30 2015 No.14165379 >>14165350 >oppai loli >implying

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:40:24 2015 No.14165384 File: 1.00 MB, 604x960, zinogre- SFW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165363 Oh, cool. I didn't know there was more to that. All I ever saw was the bit of her poking the socket. Though I wish it was with the bustier model of zinogre.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:41:07 2015 No.14165387 Can you think of any song that mentions a monstergirl by name or reference? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDWhxFTX0UY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:45:13 2015 No.14165396 >>14165387 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-JE3BvenM4 No, not really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:45:38 2015 No.14165398 >>14165384 Zinogre sure is THICK I think I'll hit her with my hammer

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:46:16 2015 No.14165400 >>14165387 I just did a google. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_25bsKcXw5o

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:47:05 2015 No.14165404 File: 138 KB, 559x700, 1441993784467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165349 I recognize this style.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:48:37 2015 No.14165408 >>14165349 oh shit someone read my comment! sweet, i love it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:48:56 2015 No.14165409 >>14165404 I recognize those underboobs!

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:50:28 2015 No.14165413
File: 128 KB, 250x250, 1440133247239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14165349
>Raiju goes to auto shop
>Picks up a car battery & jumper cables
>Come home that night, house smells like something burned
>Find her in the bedroom
>She's naked & half-conscious
>Intolerably lewd smile on her face
>Jumper cables hooked up to her nipples
>Car battery is smoking, completely burned out
>There's a massive puddle around her thighs

This is going to be a fun girl to write or draw for

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:54:28 2015 No.14165421 >>14165349 >"Kuwabara kuwabar-IYAAAH~."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:55:33 2015 No.14165427 >>14165413 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbkv5xOLvnA Could this be her theme? Though I guess it also applies to thunder bird

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:58:48 2015 No.14165433 >>14165427 For when she's blissed out and high as a kite from all the jolts she's taken. Lewd little spark junkie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:02:41 2015 No.14165442 >>14165433 You know those kids that are dumb enough to try licking batteries? I'd imagine a raiju being one of them. It doesn't hurt her, so her parents don't try to stop her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:02:59 2015 No.14165444 >>14165326 >Memehate >Implying she doesn't deserve it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:03:05 2015 No.14165445 >>14165413 >"Honey, did you take the batteries out of the TV remote again?" >She sheepishly grins and spreads her legs, letting them fall out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:03:30 2015 No.14165446 >>14163319 >>14164838 I love whoever this is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:04:21 2015 No.14165448 >>14165442 I never licked batteries, I just put 9v's on steel wool, man that was fun

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:05:04 2015 No.14165449 >>14165445 Lewd >>14165442 >Batteries are the gateway drug >She continues to escalate in what she uses >A nuclear plant generates how much you said?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:05:49 2015 No.14165453 When does Shalltear become a chair?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:06:30 2015 No.14165455 File: 822 KB, 1920x1080, Oktoberfest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163691 And done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:06:38 2015 No.14165456 >>14165449 >A nuclear plant generates how much you said? How do I overload the reactors!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:07:16 2015 No.14165457 >>14165448 I had an engineering professor during a lab demonstration absentmindedly put a lithium battery pack in his pocket. It promptly shorted out on his car keys, and lit his pants on fire. >"Well, that just happened..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:07:54 2015 No.14165459 >>14165455 Niceu Niceu very Niceu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:07:56 2015 No.14165460 >>14165455 Great work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:08:02 2015 No.14165461 >>14165413 >Cheshire kitten attempts to do the static shock trick on a Raiju >ends up looking like a slightly magnetic, violet striped puffball after it inevitably backfires

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:08:55 2015 No.14165462 >>14165457 Must have been an entertaining class

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:09:11 2015 No.14165464 >>14165455 Nice jugs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:09:42 2015 No.14165466 >>14165413 >hooks up car battery tongs to her nipples

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:09:49 2015 No.14165468 >>14165446 Katakuriko is the artists name. >>14165455 I never noticed the midriff in the uncolored version. And in that regard she looks fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:19:12 2015 No.14165485 >>14164073 >I want to dry her tears with a handkerchief. I'll take the nurse Mono Eye. Sniper girl's too flat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:19:24 2015 No.14165487 >>14165455 Sweet. I can't get enough of embarrassed Cerea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:25:05 2015 No.14165502 I want to date a pair of bunny girl sisters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:28:48 2015 No.14165509 >>14165455 Centaurs don't have enough stories about them. Ever. >TFW no busty Mikoyan ANEGO Centaur without the extra equipment in a dirndl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:31:39 2015 No.14165513 File: 161 KB, 900x1264, centaur_chick_by_natedecock-d8zwr4w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165509 ...he isn't the only artist ever to have drawn muscular Centaurs, Ovar--Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:33:24 2015 No.14165515 >>14165509 >Mikoyan ANEGO Centaur without the extra equipment in a dirndl I want this because of reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:34:04 2015 No.14165517 >>14165513 Could a centaur cum if you rubbed where her human pussy would be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:35:39 2015 No.14165520 >>14165517 Probably not. But if they had a frontgina on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:41:21 2015 No.14165530 File: 1.58 MB, 400x300, e8a5w9s.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165513 You might as well drop all ceremony, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:54:18 2015 No.14165557 File: 145 KB, 819x579, 1414411678698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165530 Niet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:57:57 2015 No.14165567 >>14165557 Come on anon, let's not stand on ceremony here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:04:28 2015 No.14165577 >>14165557 What? You're the one flinging names about like some tosser from House Tyrell

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:07:52 2015 No.14165584 Good night Anons, Please don't burn down the thread, it's our home and one doesn't tend to light fires in their home Excluding matches, candles, furnace pilot lights, gas ovens, and chimneys Its good to be home

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:09:20 2015 No.14165588 >>14165584 What about electrical fires? Does that count? Because Zapwolf has been staring at that socket for a while now, and she keeps eyeing the silverware

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:10:55 2015 No.14165593 >>14165455 10/10 would be forced to impregnate while drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:13:17 2015 No.14165599 >>14165588 Please no, that ruins perfectly good forks! >>14165593 Wouldn't even need to be for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:25:21 2015 No.14165630 File: 3.19 MB, 3507x2480, 1443041150265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a yandere Jabberwock onee-san to lick me all over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:32:10 2015 No.14165639 >>14165630 I want to sit in my Jabberwock onee-san's lap while she holds me from behind and wra[s her wings around me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:34:12 2015 No.14165644 >>14165639 I want my jabberwock imouto to screee and climb on the walls and ceiling while chasing me to get her diary back.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:35:13 2015 No.14165649

>you will never wake up with your face in an ogre's crotch
>you will never jump back as you see her smiling face
>you will never feel a cold sweat as you realize you're surrounded by her kind
>she will never call you Her King and ask what's wrong
>you will never wit at being called such
>she will never snap her fingers and have you be served the finest meats and liquor you've ever had
>you will never wit even harder
>she will never notice your confusion, and tell you how you wondered into their village, shouted all monsters can suck your dick and knocked down their sacred shrine
>she will never tell you how savagely you fought against her once she came to quell you
>she will never blush as she recounts how she was thrown to the ground and made to be yours
>you will never rule over a village of ogres with your queen and many concubines

Sadness so profound as to devour light and make time meaningless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:36:38 2015 No.14165654 >>14165644 >Jabberwock imouto I think she must be the only Jabberwock imouto in the world, the rest of her species happen to be onee-sans. Guard her well, her kind is rare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:37:57 2015 No.14165656 >>14165649 >wit Swear to hate phone chan, I will make you eat so many tick eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:39:56 2015 No.14165661 >>14165468 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:40:10 2015 No.14165662 >>14165649 That sounds pretty god damn excellent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:40:37 2015 No.14165664 >>14165661 No problemo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:43:45 2015 No.14165670 File: 1.33 MB, 1013x1200, JShHK7z.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165630 i want my Gandharva onee-san to lick me all over after doing exercise with her and then just have mindblowing sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:44:22 2015 No.14165671 File: 2.25 MB, 1200x1500, 1433414153007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165630 I want to play video games with my Jabberwock Oneesan and sit between her legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:46:58 2015 No.14165673 >>14165671 I'd like to sit my face between her legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:51:37 2015 No.14165678 Who's work should I study if I want to improve my writefagging?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:52:24 2015 No.14165679 >>14165678 Bob's

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:54:49 2015 No.14165681 >>14165673 But Anon, if you do that she'll lose her concentration and get a game over!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:55:07 2015 No.14165682 >>14165679 Bob's actually really mediocre as a result of his over-reliance on negative thread reactions for attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:55:18 2015 No.14165683 Hahaha. Good one anon, but seriously now who's work should I read?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:58:16 2015 No.14165686 >>14165681 That's what happens when you play on hardcore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:59:16 2015 No.14165688 >>14165678 Bromont's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:59:49 2015 No.14165690 >>14165683 What are you looking to write?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:00:57 2015 No.14165694 >>14165683 >who's work The word you're looking for is "whose".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:02:59 2015 No.14165698 >>14165683 Merriam Webster's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:05:37 2015 No.14165702 File: 929 KB, 1000x888, yeti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna make the first move and hug a Yeti before she hugs me, that'll show her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:06:32 2015 No.14165703 >>14165702 I'll make the first move and sneak up behind an alp and grope her breasts, that'll show her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:09:10 2015 No.14165708 File: 215 KB, 850x1062, tasty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165703 I'll let a Wurm crush me against the wall while she empties my seed inside her over and over again! That'll show her.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:10:45 2015 No.14165713

>be janitor in love hotel that accommodates monster girls and their boys
>be lowest paid employee in establishment
>this needs to change
>have seen shit you would never believe
>gallons of love juices collected hourly
>bags filled of fur, scales, and whatever else you can think of
>custom made protective suit just to deal with matango infections
>fire extinguisher always on hand to deal with salamander and dragon customers
>constantly scrubbing and replacing water in the fish tanks
>had to study exorcisms to deal with out of control demons
>had to study the occult to deal with out of control angels
>finally get fed up and plan to ask boss for a raise
>then I remember
>she's a tanuki
>minimum wage sucks
>only solace is shitposting on /human boy general/ in hopes to piss off lonely monster girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:12:18 2015 No.14165715 >>14165713 This is how serial killers are made

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:12:19 2015 No.14165716 i will lay in a field and tie a sock to my erection to help guide harpies in for landing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:13:17 2015 No.14165717 >>14165713 >bags filled of fur, scales, and whatever else you can think of There's probably a market for that kind of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:13:21 2015 No.14165718 >>14165703 gross

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:13:33 2015 No.14165719

>>14165070
but resistance is what causes damage; resisting electrical flow transforms the electrical energy into heat. if your body had no resistance, then getting struck by lightning would have no ill effects.

If anything the raiju probably has fairly high electrical resistance, because this would make her absorb the electricity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:14:49 2015 No.14165720 >>14165717 You think the tanuki let's him keep it? That's extra profit for her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:15:05 2015 No.14165721 >>14165717 Who is gonna but them, other monstergirls? No, it's all just trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:16:22 2015 No.14165726 >>14165721 Im sure the order would buy things like dragon scales for armor so they can ironically go out and kill more dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:16:33 2015 No.14165727 >>14165713 >matango infections What about Hazard pay or some shit? those suits might fail you never Know

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:16:49 2015 No.14165728 >>14165721 I'm the trash man I eat garbage

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:17:19 2015 No.14165730 File: 224 KB, 650x577, 1443669439135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14163330

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:17:56 2015 No.14165732

>>14165713
Threaten her with a lawsuit. Unfair compensation, unsafe working conditions, something has to stick. If she tries to fire you, tack on unjust termination & go public with the working conditions. It'd be a PR nightmare and cost thousands in legal fees over a suit she'd probably end up losing. Remember, the only thing tanukis hate more than paying their employees is paying a lawyer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:18:01 2015 No.14165733 >>14165241 I pity that DM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:19:54 2015 No.14165737 File: 226 KB, 650x577, 1443669594158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165730 oops had it flipped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:20:08 2015 No.14165738 >>14165713 Just call the order witch hunters on her they should take care of the rest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:21:34 2015 No.14165743 >>14165730 >>14165737 I never noticed her ahoge before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:25:40 2015 No.14165748 >>14165737 What is the big black thing? Is it supposed to be a censored dick, or is there a joke that I missed somewhere in all the battery licking and toaster dunking?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:34:44 2015 No.14165771
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>>14165708
this makes me happy
any monsters that forcibly remove semen from you? not talking rape but like a venom that causes endless peristaltic waves in your dick that just drains you dry

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:37:22 2015 No.14165777 >>14165737 Oh, that's a vibrator isn't it?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:39:50 2015 No.14165783

>>14165719
Having a lower resistance overall will allow her to take in more current, in a DC scenario such as the car battery. More current = more electrons flowing = more electrical energy = more fucking energy. If she had a higher resistance, she would need higher voltages to get the same current flowing through her, and a good amount of that energy would probably be lost to heat in the wires.

The lightning scenario is rather unique because the voltage between the cloud and you is so high that it causes dielectric breakdown of your skin, reducing your effective resistance, causing electrical fuckery and death.

In any case, getting her fix from a car battery is wasteful. She'd be better off doing what that other anon suggested and sticking knives in an outlet. You don't have to buy a car battery that way.
Also, AC reduces the capacitive effects from the body; the reactance of a capacitor is inversely proportional to frequency. Since DC has a frequency of 0, the capacitance will impede some of the current.

Speaking of capacitors, if your wife seriously needs her fix of electricity on the go, grab a microwave oven capacitor and charge it up. Those will give you a nasty shock, and are more than willing to dump lots of current.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:45:05 2015 No.14165794 >>14165783 >Not just plugging the bitch into the home run mains. >Not just letter her waltz into the transformer wonderland of a power station. I mean if we're going full retard here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:46:51 2015 No.14165799 >>14165794 *letting

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:52:42 2015 No.14165812 File: 184 KB, 423x489, Airy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165771 For a second, I thought that that thumbnail image was Airy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:53:48 2015 No.14165816 >>14165794 Well, one is slightly less full-retard than the other. One will probably just cause a breaker to trip, and the other will probably cause exploding transformers and mass power outages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:00:27 2015 No.14165831 >All this nerd science talk I'd imagine some shock jockey raiju explaining all this to you as you help strap her into a lightning rod.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:13:31 2015 No.14165866 >Finding out people in your audience is okay with a cannibal that tried to feed your elf, orc and ryu to her deformed sons live. I dunno how to feel anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:15:23 2015 No.14165873 File: 27 KB, 494x290, 1443672923922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet this guy is a every Raiju's husbando.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:15:31 2015 No.14165875 >>14165866 What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:16:30 2015 No.14165877 >>14165866 You should start by feeling the need to learn how to write a coherent post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:16:50 2015 No.14165878 >>14165875 Sounds like some IRC stuff. Probably the same guy that talks about people whining for him to do that one donut steel lilim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:17:43 2015 No.14165881 >>14165875 I was doing a thing on Anonkun and people voted to spare a cannibal that had tried to cook up our Elf, Orc and Ryu for her sons to eat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:18:09 2015 No.14165882 >>14165873 I don't know how I'd feel about all the disadvantages he has because of those powers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:18:47 2015 No.14165885 >>14165881 >Voters are bleeding hearts What else is new? You going to be surprised that they want a harem too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:19:23 2015 No.14165888 >>14165873 I would think that Raijuu and Thunderbird would be a funny couple, but they would probably need a man between them lest it become a total shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:19:40 2015 No.14165889 >>14165882 >Disadvantages But he can become a literal nuclear lightning god in some ending's.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:20:21 2015 No.14165894 I hope that there's some sort of demonic realm fruit that makes monster pussies flow like rivers. How the fuck have I never discovered I have this fetish before?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:21:21 2015 No.14165899 >>14165888 For some reason I imagine a Raiju and Thunderbird having a Boke and Tsukkomi dynamic going. The Thunderbird's the Tsukkomi and the Raiju's the Boke. Together, they tell jokes while trying to find a husbando.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:21:58 2015 No.14165902 >>14165889 Yeah but I don't know if it's worth losing the ability to have a nice shower or losing the comfort of transport.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:23:06 2015 No.14165906 >>14165881 I feel bad for you. Meanwhile, another quest has the voters having no qualms about using mind control fuckery over a girl who attempted to screw over an entire town, and straight up murdered the big bad evil girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:34:24 2015 No.14165956 File: 106 KB, 213x359, Happy Fuckin' Birthday.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:37:52 2015 No.14165966 >>14165878 Nothing to do with the main IRC channel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:41:35 2015 No.14165977 >>14165956 More importantly SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON SKILLS SEND SHIVERS UP MY DICK

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:46:13 2015 No.14165988 Why are there suddenly party hats on all the OP pics?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:49:10 2015 No.14165996 >>14165988 Oh, nevermind I forgot it's 4Chan's birthday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:49:23 2015 No.14165998 >>14165988 You're really new.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:49:25 2015 No.14165999 >>14165988 It's a monstergirl's birthday make sure to get her a present

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:50:31 2015 No.14166002 >>14165999 Nah

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:50:52 2015 No.14166004

>>14165988
Happy birthday 4chan of course.

>Another year
>We're here forever
>So let's continue fantasizing about monster girls
>And try to improve our crafts so one day you can here
>For once he's not a total faggot

Also fuck street signs last night was nothing but an infinite loop of street sign captchas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:50:57 2015 No.14166006 >>14165999 all our monstergirls are getting the same gift. a dick in a box.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:53:41 2015 No.14166012 >>14165998 I've been here for a few years, I guess I was just out doing something on the other birthdays.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:56:51 2015 No.14166022 >>14165906 I understood that reference

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:02:28 2015 No.14166037 University sucks but I glimpsed a Japanese dude open his phone up with pixiv. Got a glimpse of a succubus and Miia. Got a giggle out of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:02:39 2015 No.14166040 Anybody cap that pharaoh story from last thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:03:27 2015 No.14166044 >>14165102 Not yet... feel free to Check the Monster Girl Encyclopedia Wiki. I bet tomorrow it will be translated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:05:14 2015 No.14166051 >>14166040 Fuck, I should have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:06:56 2015 No.14166059 >>14166037 >Looking into peoples phones See, this is why my phone has a PIN code

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:07:47 2015 No.14166065 >>14166059 He was sitting in front of me as he started browsing shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:08:21 2015 No.14166067 >>14166059 So does everyone else's, but that doesn't stop anyone from SEEING what you're doing with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:08:37 2015 No.14166069 >>14166059 The guy just did it in front of him. I saw somebody do the same thing except they were browsing this thread a couple months ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:09:05 2015 No.14166070 >>14166044 Usually we have it before the wiki does. It's MGR->Us->Rest of Net

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:09:12 2015 No.14166071 File: 598 KB, 752x1000, Fookin' Prawns.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:09:33 2015 No.14166073 >>14166065 >>14166069 >>14166067 Oh well in that case that was the fault of the user Goes to show what lack of sleep can do to reading comprehension, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:12:23 2015 No.14166082 >>14166073 Yeah, I don't think anyone else saw/knew what it was. Right there with you on exhaustion. 12 hours at university and the last four for study. I just want to cuddle with the waifu as I pass out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:13:08 2015 No.14166085 File: 275 KB, 2048x857, 1427953744583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey boy~

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:14:44 2015 No.14166091 >>14166071 What's she thinking? >they call them claws but I never see them claw!

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:14:55 2015 No.14166092

>>14166082
Tell me about it. Medschool'd a pain. You'd think a school that's supposed to make you a good Doc would know a thing or two about sleep, but there ain't no rest for the wicked
Not that I'm saying I'm a bad person. Just, well, always wanted to use that line

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:15:03 2015 No.14166093 >>14166085 I'm 26.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:15:44 2015 No.14166099 >>14166093 She's 216.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:16:19 2015 No.14166101 File: 26 KB, 300x300, _Elf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166085 I want to try some of that Elven forest kush.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:16:41 2015 No.14166103 >>14166093 So you don't have a penis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:17:00 2015 No.14166106 >>14166092 It builds character for those long nights you need to stay up and wonder if it's lupus. It isn't. >>14166101 >Wood Elf >High heels Dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:17:36 2015 No.14166109 >>14166092 And yet we're both falling asleep at our keyboards in a monstergirl thread. >>14166085 Is that a wood elf? I thought the tentacles got them all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:17:46 2015 No.14166110 >>14166085 >go out into the woods to get raped by a bee or a werewolf or a succubus or a grizzly or something >boring elf catches me first shit sucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:18:44 2015 No.14166113 >>14166106 I don't think that's supposed to be a Wood Elf, even the normal and Dark Elves are the only two Elf varieties we know of in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:19:38 2015 No.14166119 >>14166085 My pa said not to talk to knife-ears...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:20:11 2015 No.14166122 >>14166110 But all those girls you mentioned are shit EXCEPT for the elf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:20:31 2015 No.14166123 >>14166113 An Elf is always a Wood Elf by default. Because they live inna woods and are total hippies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:20:54 2015 No.14166124 >>14166110 >Succubi >In a forest Que?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:21:57 2015 No.14166128 >>14166123 Overlord (game) was the most accurate portrayal of elves

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:22:15 2015 No.14166129 >>14166123 This guy gets it. Wood elf until proven otherwise. >>14166124 >Implying succubutts aren't everywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:22:25 2015 No.14166131 >>14166124 Sometimes people summon Succubi for quick fucks and then just dump them inna woods. >>14166128 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:23:48 2015 No.14166136 >>14166131 >just dump them inna woods Should I laugh or be concerned, because this can be read in two very different ways.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:24:52 2015 No.14166140

>>14166131
It's like one of those sad animal commercial
>each year, succubi are summoned by wizards for shits and giggles
>left alone with no man to rape senseless
>call now, and you'll have one of these succubi shipped to you
>for the small price of becoming a cum pump, you'll have a waifu who will love you forever
>please call now
paid for by the demon lord

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:25:42 2015 No.14166142 Party MGs? Wurm, holst, hellhound, and Ryu are what come to mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:26:31 2015 No.14166148 >>14166140 In the aaaaarrrrmms ooooff an angeeeeell....

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:26:59 2015 No.14166151 >>14166136 Can it? >>14166142 Cats are party animals. Especially Junko, who will show up with unlimited alcohol and a hankering for soft lavatory paper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:28:03 2015 No.14166155 >>14166151 Dumped as in "void the relationship" or as in "dispose of the body"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:28:11 2015 No.14166156 >>14166140 Why would a wizard summon more semen demons into the world that he now has to avoid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:28:19 2015 No.14166158 >>14166148 >in the aaarrrmmmss ooff a succubusss honestly wouldn't be all bad as long as they were loyal

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:28:41 2015 No.14166160 >>14166156 Because wizards are assholes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:29:08 2015 No.14166162 >>14166142 Can't go wrong with Onis. Red, Blue, Green, all the colors of the rainbow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:29:25 2015 No.14166163 File: 166 KB, 1051x1495, 6df98de9cce7d769e7f2c8811edd23c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166123 What about the Suburban Elves? Growing up outside of MGC isn't all it's cut out to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:31:13 2015 No.14166169 >>14166158 They've probably enjoy affection more than the average Succubi

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:31:17 2015 No.14166170

>>14166142
Two of those will start raping your partygoers (and the other two will start raping as well depending on the circumstances), and at least two of them can destroy your house in the middle of doing that.

I guess if that's your idea of a party...

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:32:25 2015 No.14166176

>>14166158
>and loving
I don't get why succubi get a bad rep for making men cum pumps. It's not like they're much different then the rest of the MGs. Manticores (as much as I love them) seem to be better fitting in that way.

I personally wouldn't care as long as there was a loving relationship. Not so much into the lilims mindless debauchery.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:34:02 2015 No.14166184

>>14166176
I think most people have a fear of getting cheated on when it comes to succubus and a stigma developed that succubi will just jump from man to man without a care in the world
Which is unfair since succubi are as loyal to their husbands as any other girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:34:29 2015 No.14166186 >>14166142 I'd go with the Wonderland girls. I'd love to go to a sexy tea party.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:35:50 2015 No.14166187 >>14166184 Probably something along those lines. I'll admit I'd be more hesitant with them. The whole soul-sucking thing from the past is a bit of a turn off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:36:27 2015 No.14166188 >>14166163 >Naked Overalls I would want to start a farm with my waifu, if only to see her dress like this as we till the fields in the early morning, perfectly alone in our little patch of paradise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:37:27 2015 No.14166191 >>14166186 I'd love to be chained to a table with my body covered in whipped cream and chocolate. Life is full of disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:37:50 2015 No.14166192 >>14166160 I kind of want a continuation of that story about the succubus who's vagina was erased by a dick-ass wizard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:38:08 2015 No.14166193 >>14166187 Would be cute to see Succubi out on the street handing out information pamphlets and protesting unfair stereotypes while some blush madly holding their husbands hands

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:38:35 2015 No.14166194 >>14166184 >since succubi are as loyal to their husbands as any other girl But they also sleep around and fuck anyone they want until they find a guy they want to settle down with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:39:05 2015 No.14166199 >>14166188 Farming is hard work. Go read Silver Spoon, city-boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:40:54 2015 No.14166205 File: 108 KB, 1016x1313, 8d1fcec0407e2a86a19c98f76d560803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166184 I like that in MachineAnons nerdy light-yan Succubutt story, he presented Succubi as sympathetic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:41:00 2015 No.14166206 >>14166199 This I know. Which is why I know it's an absurd idea for such a petty, simplistic reason. But dem overalls. Hng.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:41:03 2015 No.14166207 >>14166199 He doesn't mean real farming. He means dicking around on ten acres hobby farming.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:41:13 2015 No.14166208

>>14166193
d'aww.

>>14166194
>fuck anyone they want until they find a guy they want to settle down with
Uh, anon? That's how it goes for all of them. There's two kinds of ways you can write MG's.
True-love detectors that wait for their husbands or rape machines

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:41:25 2015 No.14166209 >>14166194 Which isn't all that fun Always fun to find that diamond in the ruff virgin succubus though

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:42:53 2015 No.14166217 >>14166205 That was a cute one with the tracker The businesswoman one was good too but the pseudo ntr almost made me throw it into the trash but persisting through yielded a happy ending

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:43:56 2015 No.14166223 >>14166205 >My Demon onee-san can't have breasts this huge!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:45:29 2015 No.14166225 >>14166186 When they say they're late, they mean their period?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:50:35 2015 No.14166237
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>>14166209
>A Succubus unlucky in love
>At first it was fun, seducing whoever she wanted and fucking them senseless
>The pleasure if each body, the rush of power as they pump load after load into her
>With each conquest, becoming more sensual & irresistible
>But after a few centuries, it's gotten boring
>Most men assume she' just wants to fuck their brains out
>Some actively avoid her for it. plenty just throw themselves at her
>There's no challenge to it anymore
>And it's all started to feel so shallow
>The few guys that say yes just think about ex all the time
>Granted, sex is important, but now she wants more
>She sees all these young monsters with husbands, and all she ever gets is cheap flings
>Gets depressed that she'll never find Mr. Right
>Starts drowning her sorrows at a local Oni bar
>They serve it strong, and she always leaves sloshed

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:53:04 2015 No.14166245 >>14166237 >An Oni casually listening to a Succubi's problems Fun Fact: 90% of the time bartenders give the best advise I should know

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:53:57 2015 No.14166246 >>14166237 What if she got drunk, took a guy home with her, and raped him senseless? And then the next day she woke up to find him cuddled up to her. How would she react to being kissed on the forehead after all of that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:55:23 2015 No.14166248 >>14166245 I hope you and the Bartender anime are telling the truth A soft spoken Oni bartender would be nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:55:38 2015 No.14166249 File: 268 KB, 700x537, 1436928927844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166245 Oni make the best bartenders. They know all the best drinks, they'll listen to your problems, and they'll be more than happy to toss out the idiots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:57:12 2015 No.14166253 >>14166249 They're a therapist, a good friend, a liqueur expert, and a bouncer all at once Oni bartenders are the best choice for bartending

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:57:26 2015 No.14166255 >>14166249 Is that a Wendigo back there?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:57:59 2015 No.14166258

>>14166225
Now I'm imagining a Mad Hatter daughteru having a tea party with plastic cups at the kiddie table with her loli dormouse, march hare, and alice friends. She has 4 dolls sitting with them too that are their "boyfriends." March hare won't stop hugging her doll, dormouse is cuddled up and taking a nap with hers on the table, alice is having nice talk with hers, and mini hatter tries to feed hers cake and gives it small sips from an empty tea cup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:58:05 2015 No.14166260 >>14166246 At first, she'd probably think she was hungover & hallucinating. Then, she'd probably be confused and try to shoo him out. Once she realizes what's happening, she freaks out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:58:17 2015 No.14166261 >>14166237 Wow, it's just like a 3D club girl who just turned 35.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:58:27 2015 No.14166262 >>14166246 cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:59:18 2015 No.14166265 File: 132 KB, 1000x714, 1347632434343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166249 They own several hot springs places too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:59:53 2015 No.14166266 >>14166255 Damn, I just noticed that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:00:21 2015 No.14166268 >>14166249 Oni bars would be great. They'd have regular competitions where they compare their home brews.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:01:16 2015 No.14166271 >>14166266 I'm glad someone else noticed that. I thought I was going nuts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:02:17 2015 No.14166272 >>14166271 Wonder what her drink is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:04:02 2015 No.14166279 >>14166260 How would she react to being kissed genuinely during passionate sex in the missionary position?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:04:41 2015 No.14166282 >>14166272 Same thing the Yeti wordered A good cup of hot cocoa

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:05:09 2015 No.14166284 >>14166282 Rum cocoa?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:05:44 2015 No.14166286 >>14166284 No, just hot chocolate

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:06:46 2015 No.14166288 >>14166248 >Bartender anime I preferred the manga. Regardless, it was great.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:07:39 2015 No.14166289
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>>14166279
Have you ever seen a blueberry turn completely red? She'll freeze up for a moment, throw her arms around you, kiss you as deeply as possible, and pull you as deep inside her as possible in a subconscious effort to become pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:07:42 2015 No.14166291 >>14166286 Boo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:08:43 2015 No.14166296 >>14166291 >He doesn't like a good cup of hot cocoa See, this is why they don't allow you into the bar

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:09:32 2015 No.14166298 >>14166296 Don't need your stupid bar, I'll just... just go to Uncle Alp's! Yeah!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:09:45 2015 No.14166301 >>14166289 Excuse me sire I need to dab some sweat off my forehead

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:10:43 2015 No.14166303 >>14166289 What if I whispered "I love you" over and over into her ear?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:10:50 2015 No.14166304 >>14166298 >He goes to Uncle Alp's Scratch that, THIS is why they don't allow you into the bar

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:11:52 2015 No.14166306 >>14166303 This is no longer demon lord decent

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:13:06 2015 No.14166311 File: 87 KB, 582x600, 1442167213448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166303 >Telling a literal slut who's slept around for centuries you love her You are the most beta of all beta's might as well go fuck a human woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:13:23 2015 No.14166312 >>14166304 What's wrong with Uncle Alp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:14:13 2015 No.14166315 >>14166261 That's what I thought too. She's had her fun and now she wants to settle down. It's a textbook example of something that makes 3D PD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:14:56 2015 No.14166319 >>14166312 Gayest bar this side of the rainbow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:14:59 2015 No.14166320 >>14166312 Hold on chief, let me get my book of "Things wrong with Uncle Alp's" Ooh, I forgot how many pages this thing had!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:15:52 2015 No.14166321 >>14166319 So it's really happy? That sounds fun, I like happy people. The Monster Girls that go there but be really friendly and kind right?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:15:58 2015 No.14166322

>>14166306
Do I look like I give a fuck what the Demon Lord considers "decent"? Gonna hold her hand while we do it. Maybe both of her hands.

>>14166311
>Not making her love you and you alone through sheer force of caring and dick.
Fuck off with your "used goods" shit. Love is love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:16:01 2015 No.14166323 >>14166311 I'm just waiting for the part where his friend gives him the "your girlfriend is a skank" warning speech accompanied with a stack of pornos she's starred in over the years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:16:08 2015 No.14166324 >>14166311 >not loving someone for who they are not what they have done The past cannot be changed, but the present can be lived and the future written

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:17:33 2015 No.14166329 >>14166320 You must be using the old edition. The new edition is split into three volumes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:17:51 2015 No.14166332 >>14166322 >Love is love. Cucks say the exact same thing while other people are fucking their wives who "love" them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:18:24 2015 No.14166335 >>14166329 Damn, colour me old fashion

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:18:39 2015 No.14166337 >>14166324 A person is a culmination of their actions though. And people as a general rule settle into certain predictable patterns of behavior that they repeat for their entire lives.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:18:44 2015 No.14166338

>>14166303
Now you've done it. Her face will be bright pink, a combination of ecstacy & joy, small tears in the corners of her eyes. She'll insist you don't look at how unsightly she is, but all the while her body is clamoring for more. Her legs will be like a vice around your waist at that point, and when she finally goes over the edge, she'll cry out about how she loves you too. She will then proceed into a few hours of cuddling, kissing, and hand holding. Maybe some gentle sex if you're both up to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:19:45 2015 No.14166342 >>14166324 >The past cannot be changed Tue but that dosent mean it should totally be forgotten either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:20:00 2015 No.14166344 Threadcanon succubutts sure are shit, at least in my mind they are as pure as any other MG. Did you guys ever read their profile?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:21:21 2015 No.14166345 >>14166324 The past is full of important lessons. Only a fool would disregard them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:21:27 2015 No.14166346 >>14166344 Reading is for nerds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:21:29 2015 No.14166347 >>14166337 people can change for the better

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:22:03 2015 No.14166350 >>14166344 >in my mind they are as pure as any other MG But no MG is "Pure" in the cannon they all sleep around until they find the right guy then they stick with him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:22:04 2015 No.14166351 >>14166344 People just want any excuse to shit on other peoples waifus because that makes their waifu better by comparison I guess?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:22:17 2015 No.14166352 >>14166337 >People can never change Fuck off with that shit. >>14166338 I want to marry her and be incredibly sappy newlyweds with her. And then we'll bunker down with some fertility potions and get to work on our family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:22:51 2015 No.14166354 >>14166344 This, in my headcanon (and KC's, I think) all MGs settle down with the first guy they find.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:24:32 2015 No.14166359 >>14166350 But that's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:24:40 2015 No.14166360 >>14166354 Well if multiverse theory turns out to not be crackpot thinking then everyone's ideal MG universe exists to fit their needs and ideals However right now we're all stuck with each other so we have to debate and try to get along

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:25:43 2015 No.14166364

>>14166347
>people can change for the better

>>14166352
>People can never change
>Fuck off with that shit.

Nobody said they can't, just that the vast vast majority don't, 99+ percent. So it's just normal to assume anyone selling that is a liar. I certainly wouldn't bank on those odds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:26:14 2015 No.14166365 >>14166332 What part of him and him alone didn't you process exactly...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:27:20 2015 No.14166368 >>14166360 The entire point of the MGE is to be the ideal of the individual reading it. Which is why arguments over it tend to go...badly.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:28:31 2015 No.14166373

>>14166354
See, this is a load of crap. 80% the monsters exist solely for sex, and tons of them have triple-or-quadruple digit lifespans. Expecting them to be pure virgins is unrealistic, and holding it against them if they aren't is retarded. The important thing is that they're faithful to a person once they have a husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:28:37 2015 No.14166374 >>14166360 Who the fucks wants a universe filled with sloppy seconds MGs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:29:02 2015 No.14166377 >>14166360 Infinite worlds means infinite possibilities. Picking one out of a hat doesn't mean anything in particular. That's the nature of infinity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:29:17 2015 No.14166379 File: 581 KB, 1200x1600, 1440650638168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >replying to some /soc/ shitter Come on people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:30:00 2015 No.14166381 >>14166373 >is unrealistic It's fucking fantasy, anon.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:31:06 2015 No.14166384

>>14166350

It depends on the monster, I think it mostly just applies to monsters that require spirit energy to survive as a part of their diet will preform catch and release manfishing.

Other monster, like dragons, according to their entries will only kidnap a man when they've found the one and won't let him go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:31:07 2015 No.14166385 >>14166373 Well, I guess in your headcanon you'll always be second.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:31:52 2015 No.14166386

>>14166373
This.

But the other logical part of it is this. The men they take are usually unwilling and will try to escape at the first opportunity. Monsters tend to marry the first guy that doesn't run away screaming after they keep him overnight. Some don't even wait that long.

So if people were as willing as the anon's in the threads, monsters would be pretty pure. It's just the culture of the locals in KC land that means many are used goods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:32:14 2015 No.14166387 >>14166379 My dear succubutt, to who exactly should I stop replying to?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:32:22 2015 No.14166389 >>14166322 i'm with you. i don't mind used goods. fun's to be had when merging with virgins but it's more fun to pet with a well seasoned vet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:34:20 2015 No.14166393 File: 218 KB, 300x450, setogaya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166379 Mari is the superior succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:34:46 2015 No.14166395 >>14166389 >prefers used sluts over pure sluts Anon pls. Pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:34:59 2015 No.14166398 >>14166379 >That succubutt I want to slap them like bongos

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:35:21 2015 No.14166400 >>14166393 She's a cheating slut.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:35:32 2015 No.14166401

>>14166386
>The men they take are usually unwilling and will try to escape at the first opportunity.
Well if you exclude these threads 90% of men probably wouldent want to be dragged away from their families, raped and then forced into marriage with a monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:36:33 2015 No.14166405 File: 236 KB, 992x1417, 4586193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166393 >popular I thought that was Morrigan or Shamsiel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:37:52 2015 No.14166408 >>14166395 i like older women. so please yourself with all the young clueless sluts

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:38:18 2015 No.14166410

>>14166385
I'm not saying that it's impossible to find a virgin monster, or that it wouldn't be nice to know that you were her first. Hell, there are plenty of species that work like that, and you can write about plenty of believable scenarios where it happens. But to expect purity to be the norm as opposed to the exception in a universe where the only sustenance anything with a vagina needs is semen, let alone from a succubus of all things, is just silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:38:21 2015 No.14166411 >>14166379 You're right. I'd rather just make a blueberry succubutt blush.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:39:17 2015 No.14166414 >>14166401 Nobody cares about the men in that made-up statistic of yours.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:39:18 2015 No.14166415

How about a story to cheer everyone's spirits up?
It's our birthday after all
>Be S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>is not of in zone but instead in monster girl city
>story of how got there involves hind helicopter and much vodka, but is for another time
>be munching on rations in garbage can
>suddenly hear scream of man
>look to see man pinned down by chesire pussy
>my slav training has prepared me for this
>run up to man and chesire
>cat glares and man looks up to me for help
>ask man "do you have cigarette?"
>man replies confusingly "no"
>punch him in face and take his wallet
>he is left to his fate and now have money
>Sergei will live like king tonight

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:39:49 2015 No.14166419 >>14166408 Sure, I will teach those young clueless sluts and then I will send them your way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:41:15 2015 No.14166429 >>14166415 The grammar gives it an authentic feeling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:41:51 2015 No.14166430 >>14166414 Won't somebody think of the fictional rape victims?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:41:52 2015 No.14166431 File: 358 KB, 1280x720, 1442320996434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166405 Morrigan is entry-tier. Shamsiel is good, but I admit to having a massive bias towards breast fetishes. There's plenty of good succubutts out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:42:13 2015 No.14166432 >>14166410 Nope, your headcanon is still shit.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:43:06 2015 No.14166435

Interesting, according to their entry cyclops are willing to trade a one night stand with a man in exchange for a weapon made by her.

That said nearly every single monster entry I've read indicates that the monster doesn't sleep around with a bunch of men before finding the one. They're either picky and only attack men that they fancy and want as their husband, or they'll attack the first man they see and try to keep him.

I'm actually having trouble finding monsters that will just keep fucking random men until they keep one they like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:44:16 2015 No.14166441 >>14166432 >headcanon anon......

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:45:05 2015 No.14166442 >>14166441 Yes, it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:45:06 2015 No.14166444 >>14166432 Whatever dude. If the only way you can enjoy a centuries-old sex demon that feeds on semen is by convincing yourself that she somehow remained pure & innocent just for your dick, that's your hang-up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:45:13 2015 No.14166445 >>14166408 >Wanting old sluts >Not Christmas cakes Shit taste here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:45:18 2015 No.14166446 >>14166435 >and try to keep him That's the relevant part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:46:37 2015 No.14166451 >>14166435 >I'm actually having trouble finding monsters that will just keep fucking random men until they keep one they like. They will tell you it's implied and I say that's bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:46:38 2015 No.14166452 >>14166435 >they'll attack the first man they see and try to keep him. That's the whole point most of them dont end up keeping them especially not with their first guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:46:46 2015 No.14166454 File: 916 KB, 1024x617, 00027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166431 Indeed there are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:47:42 2015 No.14166455 >>14166444 >centuries-old sex demon Are you even talking about MGE?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:48:29 2015 No.14166459 File: 320 KB, 466x466, 1420438569760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sandworms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:48:36 2015 No.14166460 >>14166374 Sloppy-secondskun. Aka the alpiest alp that ever did alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:49:24 2015 No.14166464 >>14166459 Lovely. I wonder how houseplants would work inside her though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:49:24 2015 No.14166465 >>14166446 I'm pretty sure the act of catching a man is harder then the act of keeping him. I'm sure it's harder to escape once you've have your spirit energy drained.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:49:31 2015 No.14166466 >>14166459 Are pretty alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:49:41 2015 No.14166467 >>14166452 I think you are wrong, let me check the wiki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:49:52 2015 No.14166468 >>14166393 She's shit and you know it.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:49:53 2015 No.14166469

>You'll never be stalked by a pair of Apophis twins.
>They'll never sneak into your house during the full moon and coil around you.
>You'll never be woken up because of the coiling.
>You'll never open your eyes and see two nude grapesnakes looking down at you with heart pupils in their eyes.
>They'll never take turns raping you until they're a pair of ahegaoing wrecks.
>They'll never kiss you on your cheeks and pull the covers over the three of you.
>You'll never fall back asleep in an absurdly comfortable embrace.

God damn it, why are grapesnakes so wonderful?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:50:41 2015 No.14166473 >>14166460 >Realistic about probably not being the first >hurr durr alpfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:51:49 2015 No.14166475 >>14166473 You don't seem to know who sloppy-secondskun is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:52:05 2015 No.14166479 >>14166459 What about them? They are pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:52:46 2015 No.14166482 File: 656 KB, 1179x1200, 1439673317817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166469 They sucker you in by being love-dovey sex machines. Once you say yes, though, that's when the potions start.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:53:19 2015 No.14166484 >>14166473 He's probably referring to the guy who has a hardon for fresh sloppy seconds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:54:01 2015 No.14166487 >>14166484 Ahh. Yeah, that's kinda gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:55:32 2015 No.14166492 >>14166487 Is it still gay if it's your own cum?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:56:53 2015 No.14166494 >>14166469 >twins Not my speed. I'd love to have a pet Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:57:57 2015 No.14166497 >>14166482 Is it bad that I want to cum in her until I'm shooting blanks?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:58:09 2015 No.14166498

>>14166492
I don't follow. Is it something with that clone fruit, or is it just you going back in after you've already came? If it's the latter, you're just trying to make a mom out of her. If it's the former... Eeeehhh? I really couldn't say where that falls.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:59:07 2015 No.14166500

>>14166469
>Their pharaoh nemesis will never finally be able to relax and spend a quiet night watching horror movies with her boyfriend without interference.
>She will never snuggle into his arms while mentally patting herself on the back for Operation Constrictor Knot going off without a hitch.
>She's so getting to third base tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:59:11 2015 No.14166501 File: 370 KB, 2000x2219, 1405309985103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166494 Don't worry, anon. We've got you covered there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:59:36 2015 No.14166503 >>14166494 >Not wanting to be the staff in an Apophis caduceus. Come on anon, imagine it. One can do naughty things to your dick while the other one blows into one of your ears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:00:02 2015 No.14166504 >>14166385 >Always be second >Implying people put that much stake into one-night stands vs long-term relationships

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:01:21 2015 No.14166505 >>14166500 >Setting up her rivals with the boy they like in exchange for leaving her and her boyfriend alone Clever girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:01:31 2015 No.14166506 >>14166501 Whoops. That was not a work-safe version.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:01:38 2015 No.14166507 >>14166435 Baphomet for one. They've high standards for "Keepers".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:01:43 2015 No.14166508 >>14166504 I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:03:05 2015 No.14166510 >>14166508 Alright, now here's the question. Are you one of those anons who frequently says that they don't want a waifu, and just want to have an unending string of one-night stands with as many different kinds of MGs as they possibly can?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:04:07 2015 No.14166513 >>14166501 That's a lovely Apophis. I'd love to reward and spoil her whenever she's a good girl and punish her when she regrettably fails to resist falling back into her instinctive grapesnake ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:05:01 2015 No.14166516 onee-san can slut it up with one-night stands but not find the right man. imouto is pure. they're both waiting for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:05:19 2015 No.14166517 >>14166510 No, I want a waifu or an harem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:05:46 2015 No.14166521 Wait- Cheshire Cats are inherently guides? Why isn't there stuff about this? With the cheeky cats giving city tours.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:06:11 2015 No.14166522

>>14166452
>>14166467
Or, here's a crazy thought...

There are meant to be numerous MGs who are each varied, unique individuals, who may have sex with any number of guys before settling down. "The One" could be the first one, or the dozenth one; where in their life they settle down would vary for each one because trying to assign a median or average value to such a thing is utterly absurd. Thus as it's all fantasy, YOUR waifu meets you at whatever point in your life you're most comfortable with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:06:50 2015 No.14166525 >>14166521 Because 9.9 out of 10 stories here are purely about sex. Very few actually are character or plot driven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:07:16 2015 No.14166528 >>14166521 Because they're only guides in Wonderland. And they're less guides than a walking commentary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:08:29 2015 No.14166529 >>14166516 >Implying Virginal Christmas Cake Onee-chans are not utterly adorable Get outta here with your shit taste. >>14166517 >Spoiler Slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:08:31 2015 No.14166530 >>14166525 Why not both? I try to do both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:08:33 2015 No.14166531 >>14166521 They're only guides insofar as the original Cheshire Cat was a guide. They point in both directions and yet neither direction, give you half-clues and vague hints, then 'nyahahahaha' at you inevitable failure as they fade from sight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:08:55 2015 No.14166534 >>14166522 But I already know that, it's just some anons trying to force their "realistic" view.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:09:31 2015 No.14166536 >>14166528 >You will never have a Cheshire cat following you around narrating and giving commentary on your life. >She's not even sexually into you, she's just bored and decided this would be a fun way to pass the time

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:11:22 2015 No.14166545 >>14166506 It doesn't even look like its meant to be there, like somebody pasted it on there or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:12:13 2015 No.14166548 >>14166534 And their realistic view is the entire reason why human women are shit. Monsters are suppose to be better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:13:13 2015 No.14166552 >>14166536 >Starts improvising shitty Randy Newman style songs to whatever you're doing Truly a most fiendish creature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:14:58 2015 No.14166558 >>14166534 >>14166548 Even ironically calling the idea that every and all people in existence share the same level of sexual and experience "realistic" makes my head hurt...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:15:13 2015 No.14166560 >>14166548 >Monsters are suppose to be better. That's subjective.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:16:34 2015 No.14166563 >>14166560 It's true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:17:18 2015 No.14166567 File: 2.71 MB, 3000x2000, 1442604247705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166536 What happens if things get boring? Will she decide to take it upon herself to 'spice up your life'?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:17:33 2015 No.14166569 >>14166558 But nobody did that. Hell, the people you're quoting can't even separate what's going on in hand's free KC land vs. the personal self-insert fantasy guarantee for the readers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:17:52 2015 No.14166571 >>14166560 What's the alternative?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:18:20 2015 No.14166574 >>14166563 But its not you cant call all human woman shit but then choose to ignore every single flaw in MG even if it is fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:19:36 2015 No.14166576 >>14166567 Why isn't that fire extinguisher aimed at the faggotcat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:20:10 2015 No.14166578 >>14166567 Reminds me of Lord Chaos. Which makes sense, seeing as he was kind of based on the original Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:21:03 2015 No.14166579 >>14166569 >hand's free KC land vs. the personal self-insert fantasy guarantee for the readers Aren't those the same thing? I still love him.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:21:21 2015 No.14166581

>>14166569
People are trying to claim that anything ever talked about here ever is "Realistic". Ironic or not, it's headache inducing.

That the topic is if one girl or monster girl screws lots of guys, they all do, just makes it especially headache inducing.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:22:44 2015 No.14166585

>>14166574

I can ignore fabricated flaws.

Once a monster has imprinted on a man she won't give up on him even if he runs and gets away.

That said some monsters don't seem to imprint at all, but they're ones with very low intelligence, like Devil Bugs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:24:12 2015 No.14166587 File: 1.05 MB, 1024x1273, 1435708865234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FAT-BOTTOMED HOUNDS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:25:51 2015 No.14166589 >>14166587 Do want.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:28:44 2015 No.14166594

>>14166579
It's the difference between the Monster Manual and the DM's clause. The Monster Manual gives you the setting and hard numbers.The DM clause states "It's your story, tell it your way and change what you need to. Everybody has house rules. Above all else, have fun!"

Which is pretty meta when you consider MGE and KC's Every Fan A Happy Ending are both parodies of those two things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:29:11 2015 No.14166596 File: 146 KB, 1142x1166, Raiju and Hellhound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166587 I screencapped this thing from earlier, in case anyone wants it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:29:53 2015 No.14166597 >>14166596 Thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:33:04 2015 No.14166603 File: 1.44 MB, 1723x607, 1428159923401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166596 Does Raiju have what it takes to be the newest member of the Smug Squad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:34:51 2015 No.14166606 >>14166603 No, she isn't smug SHE'S BATSHIT INSANE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:35:05 2015 No.14166608 >>14166603 Yes, but someone should remove Kakuen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:35:19 2015 No.14166609 >>14166603 We'll just have to wait for translations to find out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:36:07 2015 No.14166611 >>14166608 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:36:18 2015 No.14166612 >>14166608 This, I don't know why she's put in the same place as a fucking Hellhound and Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:36:24 2015 No.14166613 >>14166603 Nah. She could fit in well into the as of yet unformed leaky lasses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:36:31 2015 No.14166614 >>14166606 What Monster Girls would make good State Senators?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:37:33 2015 No.14166615 >>14166614 Arna Schwartzengolem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:38:33 2015 No.14166617 >>14166614 None of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:38:34 2015 No.14166618 >>14166611 >>14166612 Well, is it the "smug squad" or the "rape squad"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:39:28 2015 No.14166620 File: 79 KB, 928x575, 1439782592368.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is the most adorable greentext ever spawned from this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:41:01 2015 No.14166623 >>14163330 At this rate I expect a profile picture with full-on fucking within a month. Still she's nice and lewd. Just the way I like them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:41:09 2015 No.14166624 >>14166620 Damn dirty Succubutts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:41:58 2015 No.14166625 >>14166603 Goddamn, manticores have some nices jubjubs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:46:55 2015 No.14166632 File: 294 KB, 687x914, Dragon_extra_art_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166623 He's drawn monsters ready for sex before in the extra art stuff, but even they weren't anywhere near as leaky.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:48:21 2015 No.14166633 >>14166632 You are now imagining Dragonheart lines about piercing her heart in that man's voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:55:50 2015 No.14166642 File: 97 KB, 321x450, 1439600690553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166625 Just imagine being breastfeeded by her as the cheshire rides you and you finger both the kakuen and hellhound pussies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:56:46 2015 No.14166643 >>14166632 Some of them are. Like the Vampire with Alraune pollen allergy, though that is admittedly a special case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:58:10 2015 No.14166645 >>14166642 This sticky feline needs a good bath.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:58:11 2015 No.14166646 >>14166633 >Dragonheart Thanks for reminding me we will never find out how that one Dragon ended up sharing her heart with her hubby because the writefag is a hack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:59:08 2015 No.14166648 >>14166632 >You will never get a dragon so aroused to the point that she presents for you, pussy & thighs slick with juices Why even live

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:59:39 2015 No.14166649 >>14166646 It was probably just the power of love, some magic rock, some rare potion, or something cliche like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:00:30 2015 No.14166650 >>14166649 Okay, let me rephrase that. We'll never find out WHY.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:06:04 2015 No.14166658 File: 3.40 MB, 5400x3600, 2. February.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be proposed to by a Monster Girl!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:09:54 2015 No.14166664 >>14166658 >feet covered Boo. Jabberwockies have the prettiest feet out of all the Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:10:39 2015 No.14166667 >>14166650 Let's face it. The answer wouldn't have been at all satisfying anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:12:52 2015 No.14166672 >>14166667 I see right through your tricks, Alp. You will give us that answer eventually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:13:32 2015 No.14166673 >>14166667 You're just being a Negative Nancy. >>14166672 It was a false-flag attack?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:13:39 2015 No.14166674 File: 90 KB, 600x882, 252358_v0_600x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166658 We need more Dragons & Wyverns in wedding dresses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:15:53 2015 No.14166676 >>14166672 I'm not Alp. I lack his productivity. >>14166673 >Negative Nancy Maybe so. Doesn't matter anyway. Satisfactory or not, an answer shall never come.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:16:18 2015 No.14166678 >>14166674 What the flying fuck is up with that watermark?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:17:10 2015 No.14166680 >>14166676 >an answer shall never come Oh yeah? Willis gets stabbed through the heart, duh!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:21:18 2015 No.14166684 >>14166680 The question is WHY. WHY does he get stabbed through the heart and WHY does a dragon care enough to share hers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:22:02 2015 No.14166686 >>14166684 Because he the babby daddy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:26:47 2015 No.14166694 >>14166676 >productivity That reminds me, today we should get a stinkypede barbecue from him.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:27:59 2015 No.14166695
File: 191 KB, 361x504, tmp_11868-1443675556720-693335288.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I want Miia to jack me off into her dorito panties and then put them on so my baby batter is pushed up right to her cooch

And then I want her to slither around all day with them on

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:29:07 2015 No.14166698 File: 968 KB, 1362x884, grills.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do cybernetic elf zombies and living stone statues count as MGs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:29:56 2015 No.14166700 >>14166694 I don't want any barbecued stinkypede.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:32:00 2015 No.14166703 >>14166698 Not when they're from a mediocre ded game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:32:23 2015 No.14166704 >>14166700 I was thinking more like a ferocious stinkypede attacking a helpless piece of corn or something.

>>	PantyQuest Thu Oct 1 04:33:28 2015 No.14166707 File: 233 KB, 519x900, 18923762343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Imp lying. Page 73, get your Imp familiars while they're hot. http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:34:08 2015 No.14166709 >>14166703 >ded game. It's more alive than ever because it just went F2P, kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:37:56 2015 No.14166714 >>14166707 Nice. >getting dommed by an imp I don't think even an alp could be that low.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:38:37 2015 No.14166716 well here we are again, 6 hours of job search. only this time i have my laptop so feed me some ideas so i can write something to occupy myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:41:53 2015 No.14166719 >>14166714 It's what happens to wizard apprentices who don't heed the warnings of their master.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:42:15 2015 No.14166720 >>14166716 New girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:44:39 2015 No.14166724 File: 118 KB, 370x500, Merrow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166716 There's no need to make status updates Beast, this isn't your blog. Write Merrows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:47:10 2015 No.14166726 >>14166709 >it's on F2P life support for maybe another year Kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:47:12 2015 No.14166727 >>14166724 EVERYTHING IS MY BLOG! Sorry, I have a bad habit of saying what I'm doing

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:50:07 2015 No.14166732 >>14166707 Would do a warm up raid on their dorm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:50:26 2015 No.14166733 >>14166727 So beast, hows it feel to be here without your stalker?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:52:30 2015 No.14166736 >>14166732 Fire off a couple of magic missiles, spank a few Imp posteriors, then head back to the dorm to study for your pyromancy exam next Tuesday?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:55:33 2015 No.14166739 File: 278 KB, 800x1125, Rewrite_no_De_aging_1a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166658 She looks ara ara I'd marry an ara ara Monster Girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:56:43 2015 No.14166741 >>14166733 Better lets hope he stays gone that shit almost put be off writing for a while. >>14166720 as lovley as she is, i need a "gimmick" for the story

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:57:53 2015 No.14166743 >>14166733 Wat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:00:33 2015 No.14166745 >>14166743 some time a go (about 2-4 threads), every now and again some prick kept bringing beast up to the point people were starting to hate his stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:05:14 2015 No.14166750 >>14166739 I want to vigorously make love to an old fox spirit like that until she either admits she's too old to live up to her bravado or until I'm too exhausted to even, whichever happens first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:07:23 2015 No.14166754 >>14166750 *even move

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:07:44 2015 No.14166755 File: 176 KB, 450x639, 153478543534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166750 Anything to make the other Fox spirits jealous. Would be nice to visit a shrine full of beautiful fox women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:08:28 2015 No.14166757 >>14166745 Ah that. Yeah, I ignored the guy for the most part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:09:55 2015 No.14166761 >>14166739 I wouldn't date an ara ara. I'd rather marry a young woman and stay with her until she becomes ara ara.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:10:57 2015 No.14166763 >>14166739 Why is that granny fox so breedable?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:13:28 2015 No.14166765 >>14163330 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPx7TjESdX8

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:13:35 2015 No.14166766 >>14166763 Smug

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:18:57 2015 No.14166770

fuck it, I'm continuing this
http://pastebin.com/1ziHDN0w

>Weeks go by as you repeatedly visit the Lilim in her castle
>while there you spent time talking about what she could do to get her back on her feet.
>you can no longer count the number of times you've be asked. "as a hero, what do you think about this?"
>One part of you thought it was kinda weird helping what should be your enemy get her confidence back, but and another part of you thought it was more fun this way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:19:08 2015 No.14166771 >>14166766 That probably explains it. Cheshires also make me want to put kittens in their bellies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:30:23 2015 No.14166784 File: 454 KB, 600x800, 1430657430298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Join me, anon. We can rule together!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:31:43 2015 No.14166785 >>14166784 But I don't want to rule the world! I just want to be with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:31:59 2015 No.14166786 >>14166771 100 cheshire kittens! non-stop teleporting! each one as smug as her mother!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:32:27 2015 No.14166787 Which monster girl would cook the best full English breakfast?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:32:38 2015 No.14166788 >>14166784 That sounds like too much work, can we just fight instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:32:57 2015 No.14166789 >>14166784 Go away and take your useless meat and fake horns with you, flabby demon lord.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:33:22 2015 No.14166790 >>14166739 I want to get with a smug kitsune loli who claims she's 2,000 years old but when we actually get serious, she cries and reveals she was lying and she's actually just 14!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:34:23 2015 No.14166793 File: 272 KB, 800x950, Fda1f1cf54a8f5b562a5e0435d47e98d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166787 kiki, you dumb bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:34:31 2015 No.14166794 >>14166786 Yes, all the Cheshire kittens! I'd unleash a tide of lewd purple annoyances on the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:35:07 2015 No.14166796 File: 802 KB, 1343x1408, 1420402374309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166787 Troll, definitely. Best home-cooking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:36:49 2015 No.14166797 >>14166790 Dick her anyway, that's what she gets for being chuuni.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:36:58 2015 No.14166798 >>14166784 I dunno, that sounds like a lot of work, can we at least delegate some of it to stewards or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:37:58 2015 No.14166799 >>14166790 That was a good greentext.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:39:10 2015 No.14166801 >>14166796 Soups, stews and pies. That is what a Troll cooks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:39:43 2015 No.14166802 >>14166796 Only if she serves it in a naked apron. Alright, some frilly cuffs on her wrists, ankles and tail and that detached collar/choker can also stay on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:40:14 2015 No.14166803 >>14166796 Honestly I find the whole plants growing out of her to be highly disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:42:08 2015 No.14166805 >>14166803 Girls with flowers in their hair is my fetish. >captcha is asking me to identify flowers Y-you too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:42:50 2015 No.14166810 >>14166801 >pies Of course, monster girls specialize in cream pies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:52:42 2015 No.14166820 >>14166810 Anon that's lewd! When a Troll invites you into her cottage for a nice pie you should be polite!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:53:24 2015 No.14166821 >>14166820 Such a lust for homecooking...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:55:12 2015 No.14166823 testing

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:55:12 2015 No.14166824 >>14166821 Who?! WHOOOOOOOO?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:55:31 2015 No.14166826 >>14166820 >you should be polite! You mean like asking before holding her big hands?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:56:56 2015 No.14166827 File: 2.44 MB, 1440x1728, Modest Moth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166823 Testing, testing, baby I'm testing our love! >captcha has signs >Alp Court What is this villainy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:57:07 2015 No.14166828 >>14166826 Well yes, if you must be so forward.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:57:56 2015 No.14166829 >>14166820 Why of course. I'll be as polite as possible and bring my own sausage, it'd be rude not to turn up without a gift.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:58:36 2015 No.14166831 >>14166827 Some terrible place where alps get judged by other alps for not being alpy enough?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:02:07 2015 No.14166837 I think Sleep Hates me

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:02:19 2015 No.14166838

>>14166828
How grabbing a Troll's hand in both of yours after getting a taste of her home cooking and proclaiming it the most delicious thing you've ever tasted while intently gazing into those big, bright eyes and remarking that she'll make a great housewife one day all that forward?
It's just an honest, spontaneous expression about her culinary skills.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:03:28 2015 No.14166840 File: 90 KB, 800x749, moths rule.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166827 Moth is love. Moth is life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:03:54 2015 No.14166842 >>14166837 May the Sandwoman sit on your eyelids, that you may sleep easier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:05:41 2015 No.14166848 >>14166838 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:06:55 2015 No.14166850 File: 498 KB, 750x1000, 64bc9e199bc8421a67a1405691872ac2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:08:34 2015 No.14166852 File: 26 KB, 566x635, 52763254_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jiiiii~

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:13:36 2015 No.14166861 >>14166852 That's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:13:50 2015 No.14166863 >>14166852 Wubwubwubwub!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:14:30 2015 No.14166864 >>14166852 That's not how you court human boys crab-chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:18:10 2015 No.14166876 >>14166852 Fuck, a crab. Someone get me my shampoo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:19:06 2015 No.14166877 >>14166864 >The boy she's stalking notices her >She slowly crab walks to the left and hides behind the corner

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:23:15 2015 No.14166886

>>14166848
There's nothing weird about it, anon. Now catching a single Troll who was kind enough to invite you for her hearty home cooked meals on several occasions out while she's tending to her garden under the midday sun. With her toughs already clouded by the lust inducing effects of the magical flowers in her hair. Sneaking up on her and leaning in close to exhale deeply just off the sweat sheened nape of her neck. Whispering to her how intoxicating the mix of floral aroma and her natural musk is, all the while tracing your fingers along her tail making sure to only linger at the base for a few scant seconds.
Yeah, that might be over the line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:27:11 2015 No.14166895 guys i need help sleeping, send help please

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:28:50 2015 No.14166902 >>14166895 Get yourself checked for fatal familial insomnia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:29:21 2015 No.14166905 >>14166895 You need a Weresheep to hold you and sing a nice lullaby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:30:33 2015 No.14166907 File: 722 KB, 626x1200, aHneuG5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166895 Dispatched.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:31:41 2015 No.14166910 >>14166852 Sorry Cancer-chan but I'm allergic to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:34:16 2015 No.14166915 >>14166905 And that's how Anon had the best night's sleep in his life. On an unrelated note, he woke up next to his lovely Mindflayer wife who he had known since they were children and always wanted to marry. It's like a dream true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:36:23 2015 No.14166920 >>14166907 I want a mindflayer to make the suffering go away forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:36:37 2015 No.14166921 >>14166915 It was a Mindflayer in sheep's clothing all along, son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:39:06 2015 No.14166926 File: 127 KB, 336x600, Weresheep_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166895 Do you not have any melotonin lying around anywhere?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:39:47 2015 No.14166927 >>14166920 Just let her into your life anon. She'll wash away the pain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:41:00 2015 No.14166928 >>14166921 They get trickier with each passing day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:42:22 2015 No.14166931 >>14166920 And languish in that tender, slimy embrace as she wipes away all the notions of suffering and fills the void left behind with thoughts of how much she loves you?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:43:52 2015 No.14166933

>>14166770
>its been 2 months since you started your visits
>with your help the lilim is now getting back in shape, even better as she now had someone spar with and test her sword fighting and magic on.
>With her have no one around to talk to, you became close quite quickly.
>It wasn't all great thought, as you had no experience with it you could not explain her source of her fall; `the heroic second wind`.
>she had asked you about it every week, and `I don't know` was the only strait answer you could give.
>still, there was more work to be done, like restoring her castle for instance

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:46:01 2015 No.14166936 >>14166931 >thoughts of how much she loves you? I was hoping for mind-wiping levels of sexual euphoria, but that's cool too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:51:14 2015 No.14166943 >>14166902 I doubt its this, ive always had trouble sleeping 20 years of live and had to deal with this shit when i was 16

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 06:54:19 2015 No.14166946 >>14165713 Holy shit, poor guy/future spree killer.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:01:08 2015 No.14166954

>>14166936
>mind-wiping levels of sexual euphoria
Oh, so you wanted to get to the main course straight away.

I'm sure many Flayers would happily entertain that wish and watch your twisting in their embrace while all conscious thoughts melt away in a churning cauldron of pleasure as she wipes your pretty little brain clear of all those distracting complications with rolling, all consuming waves of pleasure more rapid and intense than your senses would normally be capable of perceiving and feasts on your ecstasy.
The only shame would be not being able to hear her affectionately cooing in your ear how delicious your thought are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:02:39 2015 No.14166959 >>14166354 How boring.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:03:58 2015 No.14166961 >>14165713 It looks to me MGland is doomed to suck outside of at least moderately hand-wave-ium fantasy setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:06:42 2015 No.14166970 >>14166954 JUST (You Do It To Yourself)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:07:04 2015 No.14166971 >>14166959 ...Or you are boring to stick to the usual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:08:18 2015 No.14166972 >>14166970 Eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:20:13 2015 No.14166985 >>14166971 >every single monstergirl behaves like this And I'm the boring one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:24:36 2015 No.14166993 >>14166985 Every single human breathes, eats and spends about 1/3 of his entire life sleeping. Just think about it. It's so boring I don't know how we all haven't mass suicide out of this misery yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:29:28 2015 No.14166999 >>14166354 >and KC's, I think Nope

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:32:35 2015 No.14167003 File: 611 KB, 2000x2400, Threadly dose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is mixing old chitin into someone's food too weird? Also I'm not used to this, please consult a doctor if this is an overdose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:33:52 2015 No.14167005 >>14167003 Thanks doc!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:38:01 2015 No.14167015 >>14164843 Starters would probably be some Elemental Spirits like Ignis, undine, gnome or sylph. Now it makes me wonder how would be KC's game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:38:07 2015 No.14167016 >>14167005 I'm not a doctor, now answer my ethics-related question.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:39:10 2015 No.14167018 >>14167003 Thanks not-Doc!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:39:28 2015 No.14167020 >>14166972 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYtMt5IJpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:44:00 2015 No.14167028 >>14167003 >too weird Nah, that's fine. I don't know if it's a good idea, from a taste point of view, but there are weirder things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:45:11 2015 No.14167032 >>14167028 Oh, the idea is to mix it in in such a way as to be unnoticable, taste won't matter. Please don't judge the MC too harshly, update in fifteen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:46:10 2015 No.14167034 >>14167003 It would be pretty weird, but what do you expect from a love struck creepy-crawly that went without any social interaction for a good portion of her life. Also, where is the cat, Alp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:46:49 2015 No.14167035 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167003 You did it again you sneaky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:49:03 2015 No.14167039 >>14167034 It's not the creepy-crawly who is putting it in the food, anon. She's preparing for an acrobatic feat befitting a cat >>14167035 Hey, I said I wasn't a doctor, didn't I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:49:32 2015 No.14167040 >>14167035 >>14167003 Can't you two just be friends ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:50:54 2015 No.14167043 >>14166727 i know the feeling

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:51:02 2015 No.14167044 >>14167039 >It's not the creepy-crawly who is putting it in the food Oh shit, that guy is sinking deeper and deeper into depravity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:53:52 2015 No.14167049 I want to sneak minotaur milk into my tiny, tubby tanuki's meals every day!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:54:05 2015 No.14167050 >>14167040 I'd like to be doc's friend, yes. >>14167044 I know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:55:36 2015 No.14167052 >>14167049 I want to drink minotaur milk from the tap every day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:56:36 2015 No.14167054 >>14167052 Feel free, although it's less effective on humans for stupid reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:57:15 2015 No.14167056 >>14167050 Hide your centipedes, hide your cats! There's a pervert on the prowl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:58:46 2015 No.14167058 >>14167054 Still a good supplement to a workout routine. And any Minotaur that would let you drink straight from the tap wouldn't object to some extra 'workout.'

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:00:01 2015 No.14167059 >>14167058 Smug minotaur smirking at her single, holst cousin as her husband drinks her milk when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:04:16 2015 No.14167067 File: 199 KB, 680x881, 1439204321355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Right then. New from line 520. There's not a lot, so I'll put up more tomorrow. http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:04:30 2015 No.14167068 >>14167059 Poor Holst fondling her neglected bosom and fingering herself silly while listening to the wanton moans and moos coming from the next room with her back against the thumping wall when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:07:23 2015 No.14167075 >>14167067 >dismissing the importance of potato salad Haram!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:07:32 2015 No.14167077 >>14167067 >Alp Thrown into the trash with the precision of an eagle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:10:36 2015 No.14167081 >>14167077 I want to collect all the monsters thrown into the trash and help improve them!

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:18:03 2015 No.14167090

>>14167067
Yupp, the guy's a dyed in the wool weirdo. Though I'm left wondering how he intends to include Nojiko in this outside activity if he's so worried about people noticing her presence.
Anyway, hooray for hopefully more Nojiko and Sunshine interactions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:19:00 2015 No.14167093 I want to import 800.000 delicious brown monstergirls into my country.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:19:55 2015 No.14167094 >>14167081 You could start by dicking the scrawny Alps into voluptuous succubi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:20:12 2015 No.14167095 File: 116 KB, 588x566, Into the trash I go.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167077 Okay. >>14167090 Surely you don't think Nojiko has the courage to step outside the house?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:21:49 2015 No.14167097 >>14167095 Well she'll need to unless she wants to leave her man alone with that lewd old cat.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:22:57 2015 No.14167099

>>14167094
Too much effort, potions and other items can do it quicker.

Why, a half gallon of holst milk and some CC cake will give one a body to kill for.
Unless she wants to go down the muscle route, then its minotaur milk and a few trips to the gym till she looks like a peach colored oni.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:22:59 2015 No.14167100 >>14167097 And this is where beer comes in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:25:43 2015 No.14167110 >>14167100 >Drunkmukade >Hungovermukade

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:27:23 2015 No.14167113 >>14167110 >Hungovermukade She'll be so pathetic and vulnerable. I love it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:28:47 2015 No.14167118 >>14167113 Why do you want her to suffer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:29:24 2015 No.14167119 >>14167099 But then you get confused succubutts with killer bodies, but without a grasp on how to be succubutts.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:31:37 2015 No.14167121

>>14167119
That's when they get moved to the instructional portion run by a buddy of mine where they learn how to please men, maintain a proper diet, and use their newfound powers for rape.

And good too I guess.

Then they get shunted over to the dating department.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:35:22 2015 No.14167124 >>14167118 Because it will allow that irredeemable pervert to step up and be there for her, sharing some intimate moments with a queasy centipede.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:36:02 2015 No.14167126 >>14167124 And probably doing more yandere stuff like eating her vomit. No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:37:52 2015 No.14167127 >>14167077 Why do you bully, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:43:41 2015 No.14167138 >>14167126 > not wanting to drink her stomach ambrosia straight from her lips Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:44:09 2015 No.14167139 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqoSDMIUsb8 Fight murderous bigotry of the Order and suicidal conceit of the demonfolk. Join the third option. Join Mindflayers. You can now choose your squid form skin color. Join pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:44:50 2015 No.14167142 >>14167138 >Stomach Ambrosia Ew. Meme50's vomit BJs are hawt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:45:02 2015 No.14167143 >>14167139 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:48:31 2015 No.14167148 >>14167067 Calling it now, Cat GMILF is jumping the fence literally and then asks for a massage for her sore back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:49:52 2015 No.14167152 >>14167127 >so touched he actually responds twice I just don't like your writefaggotry, like most of others' though. And you deserve mean words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:55:19 2015 No.14167161 >>14167152 I can understand not liking it but what did I ever do to you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:01:37 2015 No.14167171 >>14167161 >what did I ever do to you? What you're doing it RIGHT NOW. Stop attention whoring for the love of dog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:03:31 2015 No.14167175 I want to go to the island of misfit monsters and find a clumsy, chubby salamander who can't fight, the poorest dragon in the world, and an amazon who wears a maid uniform and is 100% sub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:28:07 2015 No.14167196 File: 90 KB, 632x784, 78.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just a friendly reminder to never investig8 that b8!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:39:12 2015 No.14167209 >>14167196 but bait and delicious rhyme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:49:25 2015 No.14167227 >>14167093 Let 800000 Yetis into Russia and improve the quality of Slav life through the power of warm hugs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:53:26 2015 No.14167240 >>14167227 Slavs don't deserve nice things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:54:21 2015 No.14167243 >Come home >Check on newborn Wolf pups >They're in their basket cuddling up in a blanket >One pup isn't on the blanket and is whimpering from the cold >Another Pup moves to her and cuddles up with her to help keep her warm Status of your heart

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:54:41 2015 No.14167244 File: 111 KB, 500x600, oomukade12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167093 >they're all oomukades

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:55:39 2015 No.14167249 >>14167240 t. Butthurt belt

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:56:01 2015 No.14167251 >>14167244 I see no problem with this, I'll take 6 of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:58:45 2015 No.14167264 >>14167243 Shocked, as I was sure I was leaving there Mantis cocoons when going out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 09:59:08 2015 No.14167265 >>14167243 a certain onomatopoeia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:06:07 2015 No.14167284 File: 354 KB, 850x1200, 1443708367742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167249 Not quite

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:20:28 2015 No.14167321 >>14167240 Slavs deserve cheap malt liquor, Adidas track suits, designated squatting zones, and Yeti hugs Everyone deserves Yeti hugs, even the shitposters here

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:22:29 2015 No.14167326 >>14167321 Not true They can have Kikis though

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:26:15 2015 No.14167333 >>14167321 >Everyone deserves Yeti hugs, even the shitposters here Fuck that, I hope Tewi poster gets a Matango.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:28:44 2015 No.14167340

Ok Anon!

It's time for you to go out and impregnate three monster girls of the following species before an extremely muscular Roper claims you as your own due to a contract you signed while drunk.

Roll 3 times
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Can you do it or is the extremely buff girl your new wife?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:29:12 2015 No.14167344 >>14167333 I like Matangos though

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:30:51 2015 No.14167346 >>14167340 >Nureonago >Sandworm >Mimic Easy peasy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:31:09 2015 No.14167348 >>14167344 I do too, they don't deserve the hate they get

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:31:26 2015 No.14167350 >>14167340 >Chimera Checkmate roper, I impregnated 4 at once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:32:15 2015 No.14167353 >>14167340 >Dark Valkyrie >Beelzebub >Cupid Shouldn't be too hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:32:21 2015 No.14167354 >>14167340 >Arch Imp >Devil >Mummy >Can you do it Probably can, but certainly won't enjoy. Lolis aren't my taste. >>14167284 I seriously hope you don't take pride in that m8. Eh, who am I even telling that to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:33:47 2015 No.14167358 >>14167340 >Youko >Lesser Succubus >Arch Imp I feel like I'm playing on easy mode. Settling down with a cute Arch Imp at the end seems like a nice idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:39:04 2015 No.14167369 >>14167340 >Krakken >Raiju >Alp____ One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong. In any case, not too bad. First two are great, last is acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:39:50 2015 No.14167372 >>14167354 Of course I take pride in it Too full to give a FUCK >you will never cum inside a kangaroo girl so much she says "Fuck off, I'm full"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:42:25 2015 No.14167378 >>14167340 >Mantis, Karakasa-Obake and Wererabbit Yeah, I can probably do it. I don't know how the little umbrellas come out, but the others are good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:42:41 2015 No.14167380 >>14167372 Stop. You're giving me mental images of a girl hopping about and making loud, obnoxious sloshing sounds as she jumps. I don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:45:43 2015 No.14167387 >>14167340 >Triple Mucus Toad Oh baby!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:46:52 2015 No.14167389 >>14167387 I don't believe you, or you're just a silly goose that kept on clicking refresh instead of following the link three times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:53:12 2015 No.14167403 >>14167340 >Golem >Black Harpy >Alp sheeeeeiiiiiiiittttttt can alps have babbies? How is alp babby formed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:13:39 2015 No.14167446 File: 158 KB, 944x692, 1315309e6759a6214c80ef9e9e55247b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you the night sky? I would the night sky. I would it so hard, you don't even know how hard I would the night sky.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:15:09 2015 No.14167448 >>14167403 You get a succubutt from an alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:16:25 2015 No.14167452 >>14166765 So who's on top, Jason Statham or the Raiju?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:35:01 2015 No.14167493 >>14167340 >Ignis STOP FOLLOWING ME, DAMN IT! >Kikimora >Mantis ...Comment withdrawn. I need nobody else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:39:24 2015 No.14167508 >>14167493 Sorry Anon, her love for you burns like no other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:43:34 2015 No.14167516 >>14167340 >Arch Imp >Chimera >Hellhound Fuck them? absolutely. I think we might even be able to take on the Roper too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:52:02 2015 No.14167544 >>14167340 >Can you impregnate a MG? I don't know, can water make things wet? Can gravity make things fall? Gee, what a harsh challenge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:53:26 2015 No.14167552 Guys I've been out of the loop for a loooooot of time, how do I EMG animu? (as in where)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:55:21 2015 No.14167561 >>14167552 nyaa.se

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:55:44 2015 No.14167562 >>14167552 >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:05:51 2015 No.14167591 >last 50 points left in that EMG netgame >keep getting wrong answers all the time Fuck, just let me finish it already

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:10:53 2015 No.14167606 Cuddle war now! Impregnate the yetis!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:12:59 2015 No.14167610 >>14167606 Snuggle the monoeyes! Headpat the Kobolds!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:14:55 2015 No.14167616 >>14167610 Titty-slap the Alps!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:15:35 2015 No.14167617 >>14166658 Damn anon, that looks gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:15:59 2015 No.14167620 >>14167610 >Punch the monoeyes! FTFY >>14167616 >Titty-slap the males! FTFY

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:16:51 2015 No.14167623 >>14167606 I volunteer, where is my free Yeti to hug me and squeeze me and pet me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:17:13 2015 No.14167624 >>14167620 sick memes bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:17:16 2015 No.14167625 >>14167610 I want to spend a whole day in bed with a Monoeye just cuddling her holding her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:17:48 2015 No.14167629 >>14166707 >you will never become the husband of a shortstack Imp

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:18:49 2015 No.14167633 File: 250 KB, 1440x810, 1405115176883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167625 But look at this thing! She's disgusting! DISGUSTING!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:20:57 2015 No.14167640 >>14167633 >Galaxy eye I'm suddenly afraid her jaw will split into two needle-teethed monstrosities and a bundle of tentacles will emerge from her throat to wrap around my head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:22:16 2015 No.14167643 >>14167640 But she only does that if she loves you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:24:43 2015 No.14167650 >>14167640 She's stargazing, you nugget, and that makes her a 10/10 in my book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:28:04 2015 No.14167657 >>14167643 But anon, the combined might of the scary boner and knowing how much she loves me would make me prematurely ejaculate and I'd feel silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:33:00 2015 No.14167665 >>14167657 She'll still love you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:33:06 2015 No.14167666 >>14167561 Perfect, blessed be you and your waifu. >>14167562 That also works now that you bring it up, guess I just don't have fond memories from there and I just went on ignore mode, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:33:15 2015 No.14167667 >>14167633 So gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:34:06 2015 No.14167669 >>14166332 Your chances of finding a virgin are dwindling rapidly in this day and age, kid. If you ever manage to get the pussy, that is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:34:11 2015 No.14167670 >>14167340 >Amazoness >Kobold >Raiju No idea what the Raiju's gimmick is yet, but I seems I'll have to knock up my new wife and both the family dogs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:34:47 2015 No.14167672 >>14167665 I bet she'd get really smug about it, though. Just imagine a smug abomination, how horafying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:36:45 2015 No.14167674 >>14167633 Look at how fucking cute that monoeye is! Would love so tenderly she'd be seeing stars regardless of the actual ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:39:06 2015 No.14167682 File: 646 KB, 848x1200, 1785391ef57991083f8a16bf6f2f0790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167633 She's a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:39:32 2015 No.14167683 File: 388 KB, 2000x1416, 40682443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167674 I want to cum inside a Monoeye every day until she turns 80.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:40:03 2015 No.14167686 >>14167669 Hence why I don't bother for one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:40:28 2015 No.14167688 >>14167340 >Living Doll >Wurm >Scylla

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:40:40 2015 No.14167689 >>14167682 Nice armpits, would put my dick in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:41:41 2015 No.14167694 >>14167683 Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:42:45 2015 No.14167698 File: 615 KB, 1000x1200, 1436519743719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey anon, what is best in life?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:43:33 2015 No.14167701 >>14167698 Cumming inside your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:43:42 2015 No.14167702 >>14167682 >>14167633 >>14167683 >>14167674 I want to found a non-profit group dedicated to headpatting and complimenting Monoeyes purely out of friendliness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:44:11 2015 No.14167704 >>14167698 CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES SEE THEM TREMBLE BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN Also paizuri

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:44:51 2015 No.14167708 >>14167702 How deliciously evil. I can already see them posting non-stop on /hbt/ about headpatzoning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:45:34 2015 No.14167710 >>14167698 To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:46:36 2015 No.14167712 >>14167702 We will stop you, count on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:46:37 2015 No.14167713 >>14167698 Hot water, good dentishtry, shoft lavatory paper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:48:43 2015 No.14167720 >>14167708 >evil >headpazoning Wrong. I'd do it purely for the purpose of making them be happy and smile. Wether husbandoing comes into consideration or not is up to them. >>14167712 >le bully meme xD Snore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:49:58 2015 No.14167727 >>14167623 Climb a mountain in shorts and a tshirt, yell "IT'S MY HUG AND I NEED IT NOW", open your arms to the Yeti escort submission position, and wait until the horizon turns chocolate brown.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:50:11 2015 No.14167729 >>14167720 >Snore Oh senpai, if only I could be as tough and witty as you...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:51:10 2015 No.14167730 >>14167682 >>14167683 Monoeyes are cute. Cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:52:05 2015 No.14167733 >>14167713 Cohen, aren't you too old for all these strapping young lasses?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:52:05 2015 No.14167734 >>14167729 Exactly, you're infinitely superior to me! Anonymous! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA But seriously, fuck this bullying meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:53:33 2015 No.14167740 File: 57 KB, 300x450, bieye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167730 Bieyes are even cuter. I want to fill one with so much cum that it keeps seeping out even after my sperm and her egg have made love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:53:36 2015 No.14167741 >>14167733 >Cohen >ever being too old to bang Monster Booty You don't live to be that old in that line of work if you can't pump a Succubus so full of energy she passes out from it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:54:30 2015 No.14167743 >>14167734 >meme I fail to see how the "headpat" meme is any better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:56:04 2015 No.14167749 >>14167743 It's not much better, but it's much less annoying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:56:07 2015 No.14167750 >>14167741 Fair enough. What do you look for in a waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:57:45 2015 No.14167756 >>14167749 That's up for debate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:58:09 2015 No.14167758 >>14165678 Published writers.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:58:15 2015 No.14167759

>>14167750
When he was younger, it would be genki Werewolves. Then, when he grew older, it became experienced, raven haired Kejorou with mischievous glints in their eyes, and when he got even older, he began to appreciate fair-haired Elves with loose morals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:58:40 2015 No.14167760 >>14166861 For you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:58:50 2015 No.14167761 >>14167759 And now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:00:11 2015 No.14167767 File: 35 KB, 484x600, Gargoyle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167761 One with patience.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:00:51 2015 No.14167770 >>14167756 Fuck Anon, I just like monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:00:54 2015 No.14167771 >>14166040 The one with the little kid? I did, but I haven't stitched it together yet. Guess I will now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:05:59 2015 No.14167784 >>14167767 I want to keep a Gargoyle girl clean and shiny everyday while she's stone, shooing away birds so they won't dirty her up, only to go away when she comes to life every night, wondering who is so kind as to keep her so clean and pretty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:07:23 2015 No.14167785 >>14167740 They're bad enough with one eye, but now you want one with two eyes? I think I'm going to throw up.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:17:02 2015 No.14167803
File: 3.89 MB, 1842x3024, It's 9'oclock on a saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in, there's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Horse Pussy Kingdom is now looking for virgins to help insure the Unicorn population remains stable.

Whether said virgins desire to turn them into Bi-Corns and collect additional horse pussy and spider pussy waifus is up to them and their possibly questionable morals.

Though the Unicorn Queen would be very disappointed in you and will personally visit you in order to comment on your life choices. There will be nigh guaranteed regret from this visit.

Very convincing lady.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:18:33 2015 No.14167807 I want to treat my MG GF's imouto really well while ignoring her and making her really jealous!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:22:08 2015 No.14167815 >>14167803 I'm going to train unicorns into buff Paladins!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:22:34 2015 No.14167818 >>14167727 all I got were short, white fur balls following me and making weird sounds, no Yetis here

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:27:27 2015 No.14167836 >>14167803 Food for thought: The only way to make more Unicorns is to waifu one. Any other attempts to make one (via lilim or other means) would result in a bicorn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:27:34 2015 No.14167837 File: 280 KB, 1000x1000, 1430112944992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter is coming. Death and despair are all that await.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:28:06 2015 No.14167838 >>14167818 Oh, well.... Hope you enjoy wendigos. They determine leadership by seeing who can awawawa the loudest. Don't worry, they're friendly

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:28:20 2015 No.14167840 >>14167837 what about cuddles under the covers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:28:49 2015 No.14167841 >>14167840 Purely a survival tactic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:30:23 2015 No.14167848 >>14167803 I would still rather die. Glory to the spider kingdom!

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:32:03 2015 No.14167855
File: 2.29 MB, 1447x2046, bde3634421f340b535ebd531ea9ccbc2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14167837
Winter is coming. Fun in the snow is all that awaits.

>Do captcha
>Green tick confirms
>Hit the post button
>"Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA"

HIIIIIRROOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:32:29 2015 No.14167856 >>14167837 What if my waifu is a Yukionna? I am awaited in snow

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:32:58 2015 No.14167858 File: 186 KB, 1000x1000, 1434605376105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167855 I hate that too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:33:29 2015 No.14167861 >>14167837 There will be plenty of death, if /pol/ gets its way.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:33:33 2015 No.14167862

>>14167838
>a flock of Wendigos fiddling with their fingers and awawa'ing louder and louder until there's only one left, and she's staring straight down so she keeps going without noticing they're all gone
Would you sneak up on her and hug her from behind? Could your heart take the formidable awawa?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:34:10 2015 No.14167864 >>14167837 I live in Texas winter is my favorite season

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:34:26 2015 No.14167865 >>14167861 Due to global warming, we don't get proper winters up here anymore. The desert tribe invaders will survive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:38:40 2015 No.14167877 >>14167861 Then we all have to do our part and make more Yetis before the freeze, it's the only way

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:40:41 2015 No.14167884 File: 665 KB, 867x1717, 05d3d1c35a2764f605fb050d80445f60.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Chupacabra onee-san to call you her hermano after you've cummed inside her

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:41:49 2015 No.14167888 >>14167862 >Could your heart take the formidable awawa? It would only spur me on to keep hugging her until she either calms down or simply exhausts herself. Then it'd be time to melt some ice and brew her a nice hot tea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:43:05 2015 No.14167889 File: 1.51 MB, 1600x1800, 1442606751997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167884 >tfw no Anubis slavedriver to riot after you feed her barley

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:43:54 2015 No.14167890 File: 112 KB, 600x526, coyote6[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167884 they need square pupils like a goat and sandy colored fur/hair with delicate paws like a coyote.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:45:10 2015 No.14167893

>Wendigo awawa competition
>The last two remaning competitors are literally screaming into each others' faces, like two Full Metal drill sergeants who got called cowboys by some wiry little texan.
>Their faces are red, arms flailing like fucking hummingbirds, beyond the limit of normal human exertion
>Still they continue, until one promptly stops, and falls facefirst into the snow, completely unmoving
>The victor will obtain happiness in life with their new husband
>The loser will instead obtain the eternal happiness of Valhallawa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:46:58 2015 No.14167899 >>14167865 >tfw last winter was single digits for months when it's usually high 20's Should I find a Yeti or a Wendigo to keep me warm? Or should I find a Glacies or Yuki-Onna so I don't feel the cold?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:48:05 2015 No.14167902 >>14167893 >Valhallawa Please don't reveal the secret of my rape basement, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:48:35 2015 No.14167904 File: 255 KB, 1000x733, 1437704937900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:48:49 2015 No.14167905 >>14167893 Geez. Poor Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:49:18 2015 No.14167906 >>14167899 Find an Ignis that's having too much fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:49:20 2015 No.14167907 >>14167889 I'm saving this image as "Impotent Rage".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:50:23 2015 No.14167910 >>14167904 >the dreaded awawa of NTR

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:51:21 2015 No.14167913 >>14167905 The mountains are harsh, and only the best can survive as their guardians. Besides, she died a noble death, doing what she loved: flailing about like a retard while her friends cheered her on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:51:24 2015 No.14167914 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, 1420094097633.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167904 More winter-themed monstergirls when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:54:28 2015 No.14167922 File: 339 KB, 609x728, 345025b12ddc4bf73ab36eb0bff3fd8e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Woah, she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:55:52 2015 No.14167924 >>14167914 Eventually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:59:37 2015 No.14167936 File: 290 KB, 1000x1000, 1419531534737.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167924 What girls did we get around Christmas time anyways? I at least remember that the Barometz came around early January.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:00:34 2015 No.14167941 File: 622 KB, 700x1125, 1441087084674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:00:57 2015 No.14167942 File: 332 KB, 1224x1584, 1427307082659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167936 Christmas? Bah. Krampusnacht is where it's at. >people are talking about Christmas when Halloween is next

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:01:32 2015 No.14167943 >>14167340 >Lich >2 Medusas I can do it easily

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:03:22 2015 No.14167947 >>14166658 Those Tentacle Mouths seem like bros. I'd party with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:07:32 2015 No.14167954 >>14166658 Goddamn, those are some looooooooong legs. Also, most excellent to see the coloured version out also.. >2. February Are you making a MG calendar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:10:33 2015 No.14167960 >started doodling before lecture started >ended up with some nice sketches of MGs >no scanner What an artist the world loses in me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:11:03 2015 No.14167961 >>14167954 >Are you making a MG calendar? He's making a Jaberwokky calender. Dude is fucking dedicated and has lots of money apparently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:11:58 2015 No.14167963 >>14167960 A\Do you at least have a camera?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:13:00 2015 No.14167966 >>14167963 Do* No idea what happened there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:13:18 2015 No.14167967 >>14167963 No. Other than the one on my cell, which is useless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:13:44 2015 No.14167968 >>14167936 I want to pat and massage her face cheeks until she gives in and smiles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:17:10 2015 No.14167971 >>14167967 Bummer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:18:38 2015 No.14167974 >>14167971 I know. But it's okay, I can always make paint doodles!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:21:19 2015 No.14167977 every time i try to continue this stupid sad lilim green text some thing gets in my way, god dam im getting annoyed

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:22:03 2015 No.14167980 File: 151 KB, 800x858, 1442023499090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Muscular monstergirls, yay or nay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:23:15 2015 No.14167982 >>14167980 The best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:23:30 2015 No.14167983 File: 624 KB, 700x912, 1392811473346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167980 Cat loves food, yeah, yeah, yeah~

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:24:29 2015 No.14167984 >>14167980 very yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:24:34 2015 No.14167985 >>14167977 Just power through it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:25:38 2015 No.14167988 >>14167983 Her legs are absurdly gigantic in this picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:25:42 2015 No.14167989 >>14167977 JUST DO IT MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:27:20 2015 No.14167993 >>14167977 I got stuff to write too but I'm easily distracted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:28:44 2015 No.14167997 >>14167988 the better to crush your head with

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:30:48 2015 No.14168002 >>14167983 >I may not be cute like a cat... but you'll let me hug and show you my affection anyway, right...? Awkwardly affectionate Jinkos are bad for my heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:31:15 2015 No.14168005 File: 188 KB, 648x960, ab072b524d91be10fcce0c89d07147d4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167980 You know it was always yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:31:19 2015 No.14168006 >>14167960 My local library had a scanner. Depending on where you live, yours may, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:33:42 2015 No.14168009 >>14167997 But I don't want my head to be crushed

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:34:15 2015 No.14168011 >>14168009 Then you better get to work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:34:46 2015 No.14168013 >>14168011 But I don't have a job

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:36:04 2015 No.14168017 >>14168013 That's not what i meant. Why would your head be in between her legs in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:36:55 2015 No.14168022 >>14167340 >Chochin-obake >Soldier beetle >wurm Not sure if you can impregnate a spirit but ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:37:17 2015 No.14168024 >>14168017 I don't know, why am I in between her legs in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:38:12 2015 No.14168028 >>14168006 Or I could exploit the university.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:38:52 2015 No.14168030

>>14166933
>soon the some what chubby and depressed succubus is gone
>The lilim is one again worthy of being called a demon princess,at least in your eyes.
>With her back to form, she tries again to spread her influence across the land.
>said actions brought a hero smashing through a recently repaired window.
>Wielding a holy sword, he declares he's going to kill you both, her for what she is and you for being at traitor by helping her.
>You were no slouch before, but you training with the lilim has taken your skill to new hights as you easily fend of the heros attacks with the lilim's help.
>The hero is floored at this point. you can feel victory in your-
>I wont lose to you! Not when my friends and the one I love are all counting on me!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:39:04 2015 No.14168031 >>14168024 Because you're a man and you have a tongue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:39:20 2015 No.14168032 >>14167980 If it's a Raiju, sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:39:49 2015 No.14168034 >>14168031 What does my tongue have to do with her legs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:40:29 2015 No.14168036 >>14167340 >Inari >Cyclops >Mothman If I do all three at once it's easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:42:18 2015 No.14168040 >>14168022 >impregnating chochin-obakes YES http://pastebin.com/kRjU8m3g

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:42:48 2015 No.14168041 >>14168034 It has to do with the thing in between her legs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:44:15 2015 No.14168045 >>14168041 You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:45:18 2015 No.14168048 >>14168045 You were diving for pearls!

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:45:38 2015 No.14168049

>>14167803
The Principality of Wansburg would like to make a counter offer.
Immigrate today and not only will you be given land, but also a canine monstergirl of your choice will be sent there to be your roommate and potential wife.
There are many lonely girls in Wansburg so please immigrate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:46:42 2015 No.14168051 >>14168048 Diving for the wh

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:47:44 2015 No.14168052 >>14168049 The Tailpussy Caliphate is invading the Wansburg Lebensraum. What do? 1. Surrender 2. Pursue Lu Bu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:48:02 2015 No.14168055 >>14168051 Oh for god's sake. Oral Sex anon, he suggesting you lick her vagina to bring her to orgasm. I'd be more sneaky about my wording usually, but you seem to have a terminal case of Harem Lead Denseness.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:49:24 2015 No.14168060

>>14168030
>Music starts to play around you. why? there is no band to play it.
>the hero gets to his feet like you did no damage to him, and hi holy sword starts to glow a vibrant blue.
>A clang brings you attention to the lilim, she's dropped her sword her confident expression has tuned to horror as she trembles in fear, slowly backing away and almost breaking into tears as she says "Please no... not again, not this time, not after all we've been through."
>Then it hit you, this is "it". this is what she experienced so many times it broke her.
>the heroic second wind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:49:39 2015 No.14168061 File: 493 KB, 1080x1920, 1443239902879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168049 >There are many lonely girls in Wansburg so please immigrate. Shit nigger, I'd totally be a lonely, busty Werewolves "little brother" and husbando.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:49:44 2015 No.14168062 >>14168052 Why would they invade? We've been allies for decades.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:49:47 2015 No.14168063 >>14168055 Harem Lead? I'm sorry, is that the kind of lead you use in gasoline? I mean oil comes from Arabia and the oil sheikhs have harems, so...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:49:54 2015 No.14168064 >>14168052 I've played dynasty warriors for near 20 years I got this. >Pursue Lu Bu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:49:59 2015 No.14168065 >>14168052 I just wonder what Lu Bu's up to!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:50:50 2015 No.14168069 >>14168065 Drinking while his waifu dances for him. That's all he ever does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:52:51 2015 No.14168075 >>14168062 Because you got too good and the computer declared Realm Divide. That's right, this is Calvinball tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:53:09 2015 No.14168076 >>14168069 That's why I'm going to call him a Bastard of three fathers anon. It worked the first time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:54:39 2015 No.14168081 >>14168076 When binding a tiger one must bind tightly, said Cao Cao. A man who would put a Jinko in shibari is a man of exquisite tastes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:55:35 2015 No.14168083 >>14168075 It's because he wanted to become Miritary rurer of arr Japan isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:56:53 2015 No.14168085 >>14168081 Pah, what does he know? Besides how can he accomplish great things with idiots? I should box his ears! Too bad my brother spared his life that time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:57:29 2015 No.14168087 >>14168083 How far will you go for Lescatie? >>14168085 A piece of pastry for every man.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:58:22 2015 No.14168089

>>14168075
The fact of the matter is the Tailpussy Caliphate is a weaker nation than Wansburg because they only have one type of monster.
If I remind their leaders of this fact, will they realize they're in over their heads and back down?
Or will aggressive negotiations be in order?
Aggressive negotiations include fucking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:59:16 2015 No.14168091 >>14168087 Wine would be better!

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:01:11 2015 No.14168097

>>14168089
This will require committees and sub-committees.
>>14168091
So how'd we end up doing Three Kingdoms bits anyway?
>Do you know what day it is?
>Why today is the Fifth of May.
>No! Today is Wurm Day, when all the Wurms of the land crawl out from their holes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:01:55 2015 No.14168100 >>14168089 >Say that in a huge meeting between the nations >"He made an Attack of the Clones reference." >"Kill him!!!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:02:40 2015 No.14168102 >>14168097 Who knows, it was fun while it lasted though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:04:02 2015 No.14168105 File: 950 KB, 1000x1600, 1421795986815.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168102 I'll just take this moment to point out that Liu Bei sucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:04:51 2015 No.14168107 >>14168100 >"I was making a reference to aggressive fucking."

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:06:43 2015 No.14168111

>You've had a crush on your Anubis friend for the longest time
>However she's shown no interest in you beyond being friends
>One day while in the depths of despair about your lack of romantic progress her younger sister approaches you
>Unlike most Anubis she's as smug as a Cheshire
>Taking advantage of your state she reveals that she has some decent blackmail material on you
>"Now if you agree to be a good doggie I can make this all go away" she throws her arms around your shoulders as she places herself on your lap
>"Besides give it a few years and I'll look just like my sister, what do you say anon?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:11:09 2015 No.14168117 >>14168111 What kind of blackmail?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:11:17 2015 No.14168118 >>14168111 Is she yandere?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:14:50 2015 No.14168131 File: 205 KB, 984x1403, 1441511110352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sup nerds You want some tailpussy?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:15:04 2015 No.14168132

>>14168060
>Never before have you experienced such a tide turn in battle.
>This is absurd.
>You knew you were about to win, he had nothing left, you were sure of it!
>With the demon princess out due to her trame kicking in, the hero focused on you.
>The hero block attacks that sent him rolling across the floor minuets ago and manages to fill cuts in your armour and wound your body.
>A strike from the holy blatdsends you in to a wall, the hero is looking to finish it as the blue glow of the his sword turns gold.
>"Perish traitor, for the sake of my village!" he scream as a blast of gold light is lauched at you from his sword.
>You hear the lilim call out your name and her hand enter your sight before light engulfs your vision.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:15:25 2015 No.14168134

>>14168117
Think of the worst thing she could use against you, if you have nothing that bad then it could always been convincingly fabricated.
>>14168118
Just a smug loli Anubis who won't back down on getting what she wants. If that's not your thing then slipping her some wonderland cake might work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:16:07 2015 No.14168136 >>14168131 No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:16:24 2015 No.14168137 >>14168131 I want some Dragon hot-pot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:17:13 2015 No.14168141 >>14168134 Can I just convince her to delete the blackmail, then dump her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:17:19 2015 No.14168142 >>14168131 Will you be gentle?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:19:24 2015 No.14168146 >>14168142 No

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:19:31 2015 No.14168147 >>14168131 Yes. I must warn you, I am clingy and may or may not have yandere tendencies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:21:10 2015 No.14168149 >>14168146 Okay then I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:21:51 2015 No.14168153 >>14168147 Soft yans are the best. I want to have one leglock me every night until the alarm rings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:21:57 2015 No.14168154 >>14168147 Like the guy from Night Terrors?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:22:36 2015 No.14168155 File: 233 KB, 1195x720, kokvQ4Q.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168142 Manticores enjoy watching you squirm, but they also want you to have a good time too. So, no, but not hard enough you cry. Or maybe enough that you cry just a little.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:23:53 2015 No.14168157 >>14168155 >Or maybe enough that you cry just a little. >getting made to cry and then softly comforted I'm surprisingly okay with this as long as there's no sounding or orgasm denial

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:24:29 2015 No.14168159 >>14168155 Sounds perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:24:55 2015 No.14168162 >>14168141 Better hope she wasn't smart enough to keep a back up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:25:49 2015 No.14168163 >>14168155 I don't know, I cry very easily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:27:13 2015 No.14168164 File: 2.39 MB, 3000x2000, all quiet on the western front.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168163 Would you burst into treats just from her tailpussy prodding you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:30:06 2015 No.14168168 >>14168164 I just don't handle being bullied very well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:32:54 2015 No.14168172 >>14168131 Honestly, that's more of an "ara ara" caring expression than a shit eating smug. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:36:30 2015 No.14168182 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, yu3RHOa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168168 It's less bullying and more teasing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:38:01 2015 No.14168186 >>14168164 No, because I'm not a piñata.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:41:28 2015 No.14168191 >>14168182 That would imply that I can tell the difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:42:34 2015 No.14168195 >>14166761 I am all for 40 plus to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:43:40 2015 No.14168200 >>14168195 But what will that mean for the babymaking?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:46:07 2015 No.14168207
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>>14168195
40 is young cougar territory

I think I'd like a nice kitsune in her late 30s. A bit older than me, but not much, who probably makes decent money so I can be a house husband and great her with naked apron when she gets home.

Youth is highly overrated.

>>14168200
Sure it's fun to muse about fluffy daughterus, but the truth is kids are such a chore and more often than not it goes poorly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:46:33 2015 No.14168209 >>14168195 But where's the fun if you aren't growing old together?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:47:47 2015 No.14168213 File: 1009 KB, 1300x1353, 20BwyCO9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168195 >you will never deflower a 40 year old virgin monstergirl with your young, virile cock

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:48:45 2015 No.14168217 >>14168207 I just want someone who is more mature. >>14168209 We will grow old. I am 36 >>14168213 Hahaha. Virgins are overrated.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:50:10 2015 No.14168222

>>14168132
>When the light clears, you realise your still alive, hell your not even in any new pain other then the eye sting from the light.
>you see the lilim in fron of you, her hands outstretched and her once beautiful battle dress is torn.
>The hero is not supervised by her protecting you and charges up another attack. "for those I care for, I shall-"
>"Enough of this!" The lilim cuts him of with a scream the hero is shocked by the sudden outburst and the charging attack fizzles out.
>"I am a Lilim! I am a daughter of of the demon lord herself! I will not let this comeback insanity work against me any longer!"
>The whole room seems to rumble the lilim plunges her hand into a dark portal and drags out a glowing purple longsword.
>"I have lost too much to you heroes already, I will not lose my beloved as well!"
>Your eyes widened not only by her confession. but also the fact that the "epic" music had stopped and was replaced by what felt like a much darker theme.
>The hero must have herd it too, as he looked like he was starting to panic "what is this? this isn't right!"
>The lilim helps you to your feet and be for you can say any thing, she gives you a deep kiss. after you separate she gets ready to fight and you do the same, the music urging you to attack.
>"Mark my words hero, you will not leave a victor today!" she shout as you both launch at him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:54:19 2015 No.14168237 >>14168222 I'm really staring to hatem my grammar

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:54:43 2015 No.14168238 >>14168200 >>14168207 >>14168209 40 years for some monstergirls is nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:55:19 2015 No.14168242 >>14168237 Don't worry, I hatem the grammar too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:55:59 2015 No.14168246 File: 284 KB, 850x1311, 1400648355763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168217 Maturity is nice, mostly because I don't have any. Supposedly women peak sexually in their thirties as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:57:05 2015 No.14168251 >>14168217 >not having a defloration fetish

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:57:27 2015 No.14168252 File: 171 KB, 639x1000, 1426128030253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168246 So when's the perfect time to Vamp a human girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:57:27 2015 No.14168253 >>14168242 > Called the mistake before I could delete it. dammit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:58:06 2015 No.14168254 >>14168246 I doubt many MG peak. I bet most just kinda stay horny. >>14168251 >wanting to fuck a chick that just lies there the whole time and makes it awkward.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:00:44 2015 No.14168262
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今回の更新は「雷獣（ライジュウ）」　図鑑世界では貴重な電気属性な魔物娘です。
This time's update is “raiju”, a monster girl that has the electric attribute which is precious in the encyclopedia world.
中々パンクな着こなし方をしてますが、着物を着ている通り、ジパングの魔物らしいです。
They dress in a rather punkish fashion, but since they wear kimono, it seems they're a monster of Zipangu.
放電メインのサンダーバードと比べて、彼女達は帯電メインなんだとか。
Compared to the thunderbirds which mainly discharge electricity, they mainly charge electricity, or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:01:37 2015 No.14168263 File: 293 KB, 1300x1576, 231a6dcf0b7b5eee03c903235e7f0aeb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168254 >lies there the whole time Nope, monstergirls have knowledge of how to pleasure a man ingrained into their genes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:01:51 2015 No.14168265 being the the one who nails an experienced ara ara and rocks her world so that all her previous lovers can't compare physically and emotionally

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:03:21 2015 No.14168267 >>14168262 Shocking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:04:48 2015 No.14168270 >>14168262 Shockingly boring compared to some of the more recent ones. Maybe next week will be better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:04:58 2015 No.14168271 >>14168262 Another one for the "Not good for anything other than sex" pile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:05:14 2015 No.14168273 >>14168262 >Fuck a Raiju >Touch a doorknob >Static shock hits you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:05:34 2015 No.14168274 >>14168262 I wonder what I could make of her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:05:59 2015 No.14168275 >>14168271 How big is that pile?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:06:30 2015 No.14168278

>>14168262
>"Pleasure" ad naseum
>Thinks only of sex
>Has no idea how electricity works
I wish I knew if it was KC or the translation that makes this shit so stupid.

Design is interesting, at least.

>>14168254
Eh, I like to imagine that MGs, while lusty, aren't dominated by sexual impulse. Sometimes a man just wants to cuddle with mofu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:06:38 2015 No.14168279 >>14168275 Bigger than you think but smaller than you'd hope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:06:47 2015 No.14168280 >>14168262 Eh, it's okay. Although she's one of those girls that are improved when apart of some duo as that Hellhound/Raiju stuff from earlier presented.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:07:36 2015 No.14168283 >>14168275 As big as every KC-made monstergirl who doesn't have a superior interpretation made by another individual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:07:41 2015 No.14168284 >>14168254 >just lies there the whole time and makes it awkward. >monster girl Even when they're a preschool age they know all about sex, do you really think any monster girl could be bad at sex?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:07:49 2015 No.14168286 >>14168267 instantrimshot.com

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:08:36 2015 No.14168291 >>14168284 That new egg thing looks awkward to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:09:25 2015 No.14168295 >>14168262 Wait what, she can share her own orgasm pleasure with you or am I reading that wrong in my tired state? Either way I like her, much better than that shitty egg anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:09:53 2015 No.14168298 >>14168291 It's the same as every other slime. The egg wont be in the way after she forms, unless you try to run and she forms one around her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:11:15 2015 No.14168305 >>14168262 >actually a race of chronic masturbaters Literally diamonds, that is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:12:42 2015 No.14168309 >>14168291 I had happily forgotten about her. Even so they're almost certainly good at sex, just terrible in every other department.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:13:40 2015 No.14168311 File: 459 KB, 478x720, 1443730420541.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168262 Can I keep Raijus and Thunderbirds away by saying COWABUNGA COWABUNGA from time to time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:15:15 2015 No.14168314 Guys I got it. Get a metal butt plug, attach a couple wires to it, then shove it up her ass and plug it in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:15:53 2015 No.14168315 >>14168262 I'll pass. It sounds like she's a slutty monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:16:57 2015 No.14168318 >>14168270 Don't count on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:18:44 2015 No.14168320 File: 44 KB, 429x750, 1411604358434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nighty-night, don't let the Cuddle Bugs bite!

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:19:52 2015 No.14168321 [SPOILER]

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>>14168105
This is objective truth.
They were the worst-managed kingdom, with an army consisting of peasants, whom they won't tell you they mistreated on occasion, and they always got shat on in skirmishes.
They were terrible.
Go Wu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:20:08 2015 No.14168323 >>14168320 Cuddle Bugs bite?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:20:29 2015 No.14168325 >>14168323 Hickies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:20:43 2015 No.14168326 >>14168283 >superior interpretation made by another individual Got a hearty laugh out of me, good one.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:21:27 2015 No.14168330
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>>14168284
Technically I know all about sex based on information, but in practice I'd likely be awful.

>>14168320
But what if I like nibbling?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:23:06 2015 No.14168334 >>14168262 >Has a punkish design That would explain the hotpants under her kimono.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:23:26 2015 No.14168335 >>14168330 Yeah but you're not a semen demon, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:24:35 2015 No.14168341 >>14168283 So all of them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:25:13 2015 No.14168343 >>14168330 Monsters know how to fuck on an instinctual level. It comes as natural to them as breathing. Though I kind of wish they didn't, an awkward first time is charming. You can get better together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:26:07 2015 No.14168349 >>14168291 Why? It just a yellow slime

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:27:36 2015 No.14168353
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>>14168343
All animals know how to fuck on an instinctual level, otherwise they'd all go extinct. Skill, finesse, and the mental knowledge required to really please take experience.

>>14168335
N-no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:27:37 2015 No.14168354 >>14168262 Meh Shit and boring design Shit and boring profile Shit and boring girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:28:03 2015 No.14168356 File: 160 KB, 310x310, 114.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168325 >just read up what hickies stand for ...I, uh...this is...well, this is...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:29:14 2015 No.14168361 >>14168262 >Pleasures you so hard you can't handle it >Turns women into chronic masturbaters Damn

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:29:38 2015 No.14168362 >>14168356 Anon, I think you're a little too pure for this place. Run before one of them catches you, keep running even if you hear them in the distance, ara araing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:29:53 2015 No.14168364 >>14168353 You know what I meant, that monsters can fuck well instinctively.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:30:54 2015 No.14168368 >>14168353 Anubis-senpai has big meaty paws! Na na nana naaa!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:31:44 2015 No.14168370 >>14168262 Oh it's shit, who would have guessed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:31:57 2015 No.14168371 >>14168362 R-Run? Where to? What's gonna happen?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:32:49 2015 No.14168373
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>>14168364
Do tell how they're going to gain that knowledge without experience and learning. Many things that are done need to be taught - lions hunting, for example. Putting penis into vagina is simple enough to code into genetics, but anything more requires learning.

>>14168368
Big and Meaty

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:35:14 2015 No.14168382 File: 578 KB, 723x1023, 17de8aade3680561f4f196c2792a75e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168373 >Do tell how they're going to gain that knowledge without experience and learning. Demonic energy son. It's literally magic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:35:57 2015 No.14168384 File: 351 KB, 1240x877, 1404371882668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Monster Maid Army protects!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:38:17 2015 No.14168388 >>14168371 I've already said too much, just get out of here while your pelvis is still intact, I can already hear them coming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:38:18 2015 No.14168389 >>14168330 I want to lift that Anubis' long skirt and impregnate her fully clothed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:38:58 2015 No.14168391 >>14168382 Hey. I, uh, well... I-I would like to make a contract.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:43:03 2015 No.14168400 >>14168388 Oh God, oh man, of God, oh man Where do I go? Uh...uuuhh... >[X] Tactical withdraw through the nearest window

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:47:40 2015 No.14168406 >>14167961 Here's hoping he shares it. Looks good so far

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:48:21 2015 No.14168407 >>14168262 Brash chronic masturbators that zap people with orgasm inducing electricity? I like them. I bet they fuck like electrocuted weasels too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:48:36 2015 No.14168408 File: 722 KB, 741x900, 1434724255198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lost World continent when? I want to see Cave/ Paladin go against buff, scantily clad dino girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:49:47 2015 No.14168412 File: 441 KB, 1200x1600, set.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168389 You'll have to get through her mother first

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:51:18 2015 No.14168413 >>14168412 Set is a dyke that can fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:52:37 2015 No.14168416 >>14168412 I'm just gonna irrumate her until she chokes out and blow the load up her nostril, problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:52:45 2015 No.14168417 >>14168412 >Gangbang slut that NTRs her daughters on multiple occasions Then again she's a Bob OC, so that's to be expected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:54:21 2015 No.14168421 >>14168408 Cave Paladins*

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:54:26 2015 No.14168422 >>14168305 Kakuen do it too. But yeah, I really like Raiju.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:55:15 2015 No.14168427 >>14168413 If she's a dyke then why does she have so many daughterus

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:57:03 2015 No.14168432 >>14168417 >>14168413 Wait- What? I though Set was suppose to be a type of monster. When I think long tongued Anubis I think of that girl from Greystorm.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:00:08 2015 No.14168437

>>14168427
Anons think any kind of interaction with another woman makes a girl a dyke despite 90% of the girls in MGE happily doing it with girls if there's no girls available but preferring for/only settling down with men.

It's possibly to be bi with a strong preference for men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:00:59 2015 No.14168441 >>14168407 >Raiju spends hours shuffling on a fluffy carpet in her socks. >"Hey Anon, ehehehehee~... C'mere a sec..." >ZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT >>14168412 >"Gakakakakaka~"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:01:08 2015 No.14168442 >>14168437 >if there's no girls No guys. Seriously someone send me a Weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:02:35 2015 No.14168444 >>14168432 >.less will never draw Greystorm Anubis even though he loves monstergirls and guns It's a crying shame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:03:05 2015 No.14168445 >>14168441 Has her bio been translated yet, or are we still just running off of what we're guessing from her profile pic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:03:39 2015 No.14168447 >>14168441 That Raiju is getting a brick to the face.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:04:07 2015 No.14168450

>>14168222
>"This isn't right! this isn't how this is meant to go!" the hero shouted as he clashed with you. "I am the hero, the faith of my loved ones demands I win!"
>With renewed strength the hero was no match against the demon princess and yourself.
>The hero once again was struggling to stand up after the relentless beating.
>"I wont stop.., my friends need me." he said before the lilim punched him in the face.
>With him out cold, yo wanted to ask what to do next, but you were cut of by the lilim's cry of joy.
>"I did it! I finally did it! I beat the heroic second wind with a comeback of my own!" it was amusing to see her fly around the room while welling in excitement
>When she finally calmed down. she Turned to you and looked you in the eye with a soft smile."I know you wanted to be a hero bt I meant what I said you know, I don't want to loose you. I still desire a demon realm of my own, but I want to rule with you by my side."
>After taking a glance at your unconscious opponent, you embrace her and give her a kiss, telling her being a hero is overrated.
>with that said the two of you then placed the hero in the dungeon, and then moved to her room to celebrate today's victory.
done
Ill add this all to the paste bin soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:04:13 2015 No.14168451 >>14168445 Scroll up, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:06:17 2015 No.14168462 >>14168445 Dude, read the thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:07:42 2015 No.14168466 File: 696 KB, 1251x1493, 23475a91ef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168441 Static shocks really hurt. In the winter when it's super dry everything zaps and makes life miserable. Also, best laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:11:51 2015 No.14168473 >>14168466 God I want a muscled Anubis with a long tongue to violate my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:13:38 2015 No.14168481 File: 2.20 MB, 2500x3125, Gakakaka....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168473 Well Set is probably a cougar, so I guess that's what she does in her spare time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:14:19 2015 No.14168485 >>14168451 >>14168462 Ahh, didn't see that. Thank you. >Builds electrical charges through sex >Gets of on electrical charges >Can get others off by zapping them >Chronic masturbators So we were pretty much bang on the money. Good to know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:14:49 2015 No.14168487 >>14168466 She looks like the rapey version of the normal anubis. Would transform into its own species/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:15:49 2015 No.14168493 >>14168481 When she's not plotting against her niece?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:16:59 2015 No.14168495 File: 724 KB, 1200x1600, sekmet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168493 Who's her niece?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:17:01 2015 No.14168496

I want a MG's Human onee-san to try to intimidate me out of doing bad things to her little sister!

>In the evening, after school before you've left
>she gets you with your back to the wall, trapping you
>"Listen, you punk: my sister is delicate, pure, and innocent. This better not be some sort of bullying thing, you better not be some creep trying to break her heart or something. She's been picked a lot since she was little because she's a monster, so I swear, there'll be HELL to pay if you hurt her or make her cry! Your feelings better be genuine!"
>"Is that anyway to talk to the man who's most likely going to be your future brother-in-law?"
>"Eeeeehhh?" she blushes and you push her out of your way
>"As for what you said: I am indeed bullying her. She gets flustered and embarrassed so easily; I love it."
>she composes herself, and instantly gets an angry look on her face, ready to confront you
>"I love it." you say with a smug grin
>"Sometimes I come up from behind and bite her ears without permission."
>"Sometimes I come up from behind and pull her tail without permission."
>"Sometimes I come up from behind, pick her up, and princess carry her around the school without permission."
>"Sometimes I steal food from her plate without asking."
>"Whenever we eat together, I force her to eat her vegetables, even though she doesn't like them."
>"I often wrap my arms around her and sniff her hair without permission."
>"But that's not the worst of it, no, not even close."
>she's in shock, she looks at you fearfully, trying to support herself against the wall
>"Sometimes I come up from behind her and hold her hand without permission. In public."
>you revel in your words a bit before recoiling in joy, clenching your fists, and closing your eyes "...The bullying, ...it is so sweet"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:17:57 2015 No.14168500 >>14168487 Well apparently in the mythology Set fathered Anubis, so in the monster lore I'd make it so Anubi evolved from Sets, Sets representing a more primal, violent form.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:19:31 2015 No.14168503 >>14168500 Why not just make Set the mother of all anubi You know, like how it's been pretty much established?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:19:37 2015 No.14168504 >>14168495 A female Horus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:21:04 2015 No.14168507 >>14168503 Because that would restrict it to a single individual instead of a full species.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:21:23 2015 No.14168508 >>14168496 What if I want her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:21:52 2015 No.14168509 >>14168507 But Set is a single individual She's been a single individual

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:22:03 2015 No.14168510 >>14168450 Love it. I'm a sucker for hero/villain romances.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:24:27 2015 No.14168517 >>14168508 and NTR her little sister, your MG GF?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:24:38 2015 No.14168518 >>14168509 And I think that would be a fucking waste. And a bit inconsistent, seeing how all other monsters that are based on deities represent a full species.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:25:14 2015 No.14168520 >>14168517 It's not NTR if you break it off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:26:06 2015 No.14168524 File: 333 KB, 800x1131, 52761159_p7_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168408 Be careful what you ask for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:26:36 2015 No.14168525 File: 1.06 MB, 1200x1597, 1442803007063.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168509 That's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:26:45 2015 No.14168526 >>14168520 You would make her cry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:26:48 2015 No.14168527 >>14168518 This isn't MGE general, nor have those particular goddesses been 'created' by KC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:27:49 2015 No.14168534 >>14168526 Relationships are full of heartbreak. She'll move on and find someone else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:29:30 2015 No.14168538 >>14168534 While listening to her ex pound her sister through the walls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:29:53 2015 No.14168541 >>14168279 Matt go away and play with your dumb stupid cat

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:30:01 2015 No.14168542

>>14168500
>Sets are a subrace of Anubi. They are known for their violent temperament, they're twisted fetish for warmongering, and their dislike for anti-violent actions
>They are sadistic to a point where Manticores look like childsplay, and are known to rape a man until their body swears they are paralysed from the waist down
>They're also very good at tongue-jobs
>Seriously, this word was crated specifically because of how good they are

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:30:56 2015 No.14168546 >>14168527 She uses the normal MGE Anubis as a base for her design, fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:31:03 2015 No.14168548 >>14168541 Which one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:31:17 2015 No.14168549 >>14168541 >Zach >dumb fuck off max and go play with your dumb stupid dog

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:32:14 2015 No.14168552 >>14168527 What does that have to do with anything. I just want a species of muscled long tongued anubi. There just being one ruins the fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:34:59 2015 No.14168561 >>14168552 Anon, are you upset because you can't fuck a God? Not with that attitude

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:37:06 2015 No.14168571
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>>14168552
Not him, but we could just make our own Set couldn't we?
We did the same with Hathor after all, although it's a shame she's a shitty singular entity instead of a race.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:37:47 2015 No.14168574 >>14168571 >That face AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:38:14 2015 No.14168575

>>14168518
>And I think that would be a fucking waste.
Transform a single entity into an entire race is a fucking waste. Strips all their uniqueness in favor for quantity.

Anubis is the fucking god of death and KC made it into a race of wolg girls with exclamation marks on their stomachs who follow Pharaohs' commands like underdogs and play with goddamn LEGO.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:38:43 2015 No.14168578

>>14168561

Again, what does that have to do with anything?

The setting would be pretty shitty if every monster that was based on an individual god only had a single example. Only one anubis, only one grape snake.

The goddess should only represent the most powerful example of that race. Same way the Demon Lord is a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:40:03 2015 No.14168580 >>14168575 >KC made anubi like legos Anon, you just went full retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:40:29 2015 No.14168583 >>14168575 Transforming* wolf* Fuck me I need to sleep Threadcanon made the lego part btw, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:40:43 2015 No.14168584 >>14168574 Loen is a little hit and miss with his faces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:40:59 2015 No.14168587 >>14168571 Wha- we did make our own Set

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:41:50 2015 No.14168594 >>14168574 Not the most flattering face Loen has ever drawn, but at least her body is lovely.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:42:03 2015 No.14168596

>>14168575
This.

Besides. It's not like Anubi can't have those traits since Set is the mother of the mother of the race. Isn't that how that one story did it? There were gods a long time ago and their children were the regular monstergirls now? Like one had the long tongue and her sister was a huge pile of muscle?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:43:12 2015 No.14168602 >>14168583 I know, see >>14168583

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:44:33 2015 No.14168605 >>14168580 See >>14168583 Excuse me, I'll go visit gensokyo now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:46:26 2015 No.14168617 >>14168596 Okay, so that's how it works in that story. But I want a Set Anubis subspecies that fits inline with MGEs worlds. I'm going to write my own Set encyclopedia entry.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:46:33 2015 No.14168619
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>>14168575
The Pharaoh is basically a Ra equivalent though, isn't she?
It'd be in keeping with actual ancient Egyptian mythology for an anubis to naturally look up to a being with ties to Ra.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:47:28 2015 No.14168622 >>14168617 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:48:34 2015 No.14168628 >>14168571 >t's a shame she's a shitty singular entity instead of a race. Except she's not, Hathor is the main goddess sure but her daughters are the Hathor race.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:49:34 2015 No.14168634 >>14168628 Her daughters are just holstaurs. Her priestesses are called the Daughters of Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:50:14 2015 No.14168639 File: 303 KB, 756x1000, 1436592232996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168617 Go for it mang. >>14168628 >Hathor is the main goddess sure but her daughters are the Hathor race. Wait, when?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:52:03 2015 No.14168650

>>14168634
They're not though, every time people have mentioned her daughters they've been a new species of basically longer living magical Holstaurs but not actual Holstaurs.
>>14168639
It hasn't been discussed a whole lot but it periodically pops up and that's what people came up with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:52:23 2015 No.14168651 >>14168628 >Hathor is the main goddess sure but her daughters are the Hathor race. But that's wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:53:37 2015 No.14168655 >>14168650 You're making this shit up because you're thinking about Hathor milk that gives those benefits. Which is just blessed milk. It doesn't come from the tit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:55:18 2015 No.14168660 I want to help a mantis get fitter than fit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:56:47 2015 No.14168662 >>14168660 I want to let a Mantis know that I like it when she has some meat on her bones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:56:59 2015 No.14168665 >>14166707 >more PantyQuest today is good.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:57:12 2015 No.14168667

>>14168655
The hell are you even saying. In the past when people have talked about Hathor and if she had daughters what would they be they've always been they're own new race started by Hathor and her husband. She's the god of Holstaurs yes, but she doesn't birth them, she births her own daughters which are they're own race and generally become the priestesses of her church.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:57:55 2015 No.14168668 >>14168660 I want to see a muscular Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:58:40 2015 No.14168675 So, some pathetic faggot from /r9k/ posted on 4chan before going out on a school shooting. Feds are investigating the board right now. No word from An Hiro yet. We're probably fucked. Anybody got an escape plan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:58:56 2015 No.14168676 >>14168667 >This knigga doesn't know the difference between race and species. Different race, yes. Species, no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:59:27 2015 No.14168679 >>14168660 >>14168668 I want to lick a mantis's abs and other places. Or any monstergirl really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:59:33 2015 No.14168682 File: 438 KB, 884x1500, 1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to explore a fantasy world with a strong monster girl who's focused on being a serious body guard and struggles to admit her feelings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:59:37 2015 No.14168683 >>14168668 Indeed, a kuudere with likable abs, a tight behind and an iron hard hug >>14168662 Plump mantis is good too, especially when she gets stuck in the window trying to sneak into your home to hug you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:00:27 2015 No.14168686 >>14168675 Nothing will happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:00:38 2015 No.14168687 >>14168679 Even a muscle familiar? Or muscle alp? Or muscle monoeye?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:00:49 2015 No.14168688 File: 597 KB, 1400x1000, d25e7ad54b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168675 Exploding vans Also, what do you folks think of Sekhmet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:01:47 2015 No.14168692 >>14168675 Who cares? I don't even live on murica.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:02:22 2015 No.14168699 >>14168688 That staff looks weak and easily breakable. Also >Hunting without proper camouflage

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:02:45 2015 No.14168700 >>14168688 Bob/.less' OC characters are shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:02:45 2015 No.14168701 >>14168687 Maybe the familiar, no to the alp, and yes to the monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:05:09 2015 No.14168708 >>14168688 Muscle Cat God is a qt. She probably doesn't have much sexual experience and would act like a blushing schoolgirl even with her martial prowess.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:05:22 2015 No.14168709

>>14168675
Not the first time this has happened, won't be the last. Hiro's probably working with them behind the scenes.

Worst comes to worst we could always organize moving the threads somewhere else through the wordpress but it's not going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:05:35 2015 No.14168710 >>14168688 Lions > Jackals

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:05:48 2015 No.14168711 I just want to hug a Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:07:20 2015 No.14168718 >>14168686 >>14168688 >>14168692 >>14168709 Remember when Hiro told us time and again that he wouldn't give away people's information? FBI's gonna be "asking" him for those now, you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:08:03 2015 No.14168721 >>14168701 Come on! She's got spats and everything! Or do you want her to depression eat because everyone ignores her? Because that's how you get sumoalps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:08:15 2015 No.14168722 File: 234 KB, 1280x1437, 1442106271490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168683 >Indeed, a kuudere with likable abs, a tight behind and an iron hard hug Fuck, I wish we had more drawfags that specialized in drawing musclegirls now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:08:50 2015 No.14168723 File: 492 KB, 809x1145, b743268bdaaf01efe45738eb1161c90c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168711 I just want a vampire to hug and bite me tightly

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:09:16 2015 No.14168725 >>14168721 She's an alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:09:23 2015 No.14168726 >>14168718 Uh, that's gonna happen regardless, and has always been that way. When a government agency subpoenas you for information, it's rather difficult to say no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:09:53 2015 No.14168730 >>14168718 moot always complied with criminal investigations as well. You act like this is the first time something like this has happened. Remember the anon who robbed a bank? How about the anon that killed a woman in her home?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:10:24 2015 No.14168731 >>14168721 >She's an Alp >But she has spats >But she's an Alp >But spats I don't know what to do!

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:10:36 2015 No.14168732 [DELETED]

>>14168709
We could make our own place somewhere else.
Yeah! We could have a place for monstergirls, with our very own catalog, so that people can post whatever they want, and there can be individual posts for CYOAs.
It'll be a 4chan away from 4chan.
A... 4 times 2 Chan, if you will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:11:02 2015 No.14168734 >>14168682 Damn her nipples are puffy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:11:10 2015 No.14168735 >>14168718 He obviously meant under normal circumstances, this isn't normal obviously. He'd have to be retarded not to help the FBI of all people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:12:17 2015 No.14168739 >>14168732 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:12:18 2015 No.14168740 >>14168725 Yes, but she has abs and spats. >>14168731 Lick the abs Anon Do it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:12:47 2015 No.14168741 >>14166784 http://i.imgur.com/ObVLKzI.gif fugg

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:13:10 2015 No.14168743 >>14168732 I don't have any issue with the place, but I have no desire to go to it either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:13:33 2015 No.14168745 >>14168740 >Abs >Spats >But an Alp FUCK! Fuck it! We're doing it live!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:15:01 2015 No.14168752 >>14168739 >>14168743 But just think about it! We could design our own mascot monstergirl, all orange and gaudy and ugly, and insert her into the backpage of every doujin translated by someone here! Isn't that just the BEST IDEA?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:15:13 2015 No.14168754 >>14168745 Come on Anon! You can play pretend with her! Just look at the abs and do her through the spats. She won't even squeal on you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:15:18 2015 No.14168755 >>14168740 >>14168740 But those abs and spats have an alp on them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:16:26 2015 No.14168757 >>14168752 Oh yeah, I remember people talking about that. Are they that desperate and needy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:16:35 2015 No.14168758 >>14168755 Would you let those abs go unlicked? Would you doom them to be left alone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:16:52 2015 No.14168759 >>14168754 Then I'm going to make her squeal. She's the one who has forced my hand! Combining spats and abs, I'm not at fault here!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:17:27 2015 No.14168764 >>14168758 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:17:51 2015 No.14168766 >>14168755 >>14168754 >>14168755 I swear I can feel the autism you two radiate seep through my screen and singe my eyebrows off

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:18:53 2015 No.14168768 >>14168752 >all orange and gaudy and ugly, and insert her into the backpage of every doujin translated by someone here! Huh? Care to explain?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:19:18 2015 No.14168770 File: 402 KB, 1100x1200, sexmet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168708 I dunno, a goddess has lived a very long time and doubtless has had many daughters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:19:21 2015 No.14168772 >>14168759 Sure it is Anon. Don't worry no on will blame you. >>14168764 For shame! Letting abs go unlicked! >>14168766 Interesting, we must harness my autism as a new power source!

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:19:29 2015 No.14168773
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>>14168675
>Another school shooting
This may sound rude, but I'll be honest, I was kinda hoping it wasn't at least in my country.
But it indeed was, so there it is.
More people making us look bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:20:42 2015 No.14168778 >>14168766 Those are Alpfags for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:20:49 2015 No.14168779 >>14168752 So you're saying we should add a pic of Snookie to every doujin from now on? Gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:21:48 2015 No.14168781 >>14168770 Why are you trying to push your OC so hard, Bob?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:21:56 2015 No.14168782 >>14168675 Shit like this occurs more often than it should on here, and nothing ever happens.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:23:06 2015 No.14168784

>>14168757
Well, I don't see them ever linking back to 2+2+2+2chan, so it's not awful.
I just think their monster design is ugly. I'm reading a doujin, I'm getting all aroused, then I click onto the next page, see that, and my boner does a U-turn into my pelvic region.
I understand the principle behind the design, and even relate to it. They wanted a less cosplay-ish design to their monstergirl. But boy, what they ended up with is not a good example of a more monstery monstergirl.

>>14168768
http://exhentai.org/s/29ea660c07/854794-37
This, basically, is /monster/'s own mascot OC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:23:08 2015 No.14168785 >>14168772 They better not blame me. It's not my fault. It's the Alp's fault. She forced my hand

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:24:35 2015 No.14168787 >>14168770 There needs to be more daughterus in PJs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:25:17 2015 No.14168788 >>14168785 Sure it is Sure it is

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:26:00 2015 No.14168790 >>14168787 Daughterus and imotous in PJs and onesies. Maybe even together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:26:16 2015 No.14168792 >>14168784 How do you get more autistic than 4chan? Pedos found a way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:26:18 2015 No.14168793 http://exhentai.org/g/835400/e8ef73139a/ >Slutty zombie Oh god this is my fetish. Predatory undead girls are just the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:26:35 2015 No.14168794 >>14166765 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:26:35 2015 No.14168795 >>14168784 >http://exhentai.org/s/29ea660c07/854794-37 Eugh, I wish the drawfag responsible for that abomination has his eyes removed so he may never draw it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:27:15 2015 No.14168797 >>14168784 It looks like a potato, is it a potato? If it is how many Irishmen did it kill

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:28:38 2015 No.14168800 >>14168793 >male: guro snuff No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:29:04 2015 No.14168801 >>14168784 I'm not even really sure what I'm looking at here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:30:47 2015 No.14168805 >>14168790 I want a Wolfu daughteru whose got a onesie that covers her tail up too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:32:51 2015 No.14168808 >>14168800 Zombie girl protects MC from another zombie. Nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:34:11 2015 No.14168814 >>14168808 Oh, well in that case that's alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:35:01 2015 No.14168818 File: 11 KB, 216x146, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14164794

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:35:50 2015 No.14168820 >>14168818 >le_nathan_Explosion_face.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:37:56 2015 No.14168827 >>14167980 >yay The word you're looking for is "Yea" I'll let you off the hook this time because of the image.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:47:06 2015 No.14168853
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>>14168675
Normally the feds have moot/hiro freeze all boards when shit goes down, I guess it doesn't matter if the faggot's already dead and there's quite a few 4chan archives out there

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:47:13 2015 No.14168854 File: 626 KB, 1000x1250, 1441895593221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168827 No problem, I just really like this artists stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:49:59 2015 No.14168865 >>14168854 I want to ruffle her hair and call her cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:53:47 2015 No.14168874 >>14168865 But Anon, it's a sin to lie to people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:54:32 2015 No.14168877 >>14168874 It is not a lie! She is a cutie!

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:59:02 2015 No.14168886

>>14168877
Pfft, whatever you say, dork. I bet you want to you kiss her and lie down on that firm, powerful stomach, cushion between those breasts as you kiss her too.
Fuck, you actually like being emotionally fulfilled with a partner who loves you? What are you, some kind of nerd?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:00:31 2015 No.14168890 >>14168886 Damn straight I do! I even want to her her hand as we snuggle or have her lay in my lap as I stroke her hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:01:39 2015 No.14168893 >>14168854 DEM THIGHS

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:02:09 2015 No.14168895 >>14168854 TITS REAL BIG ASS REAL BIG THIGHS REAL BIG EVERYTHING REAL BIG

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:03:00 2015 No.14168897 File: 328 KB, 800x1000, 1440867804342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG HIPS MEATY PAWS HIME CUTS

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:04:02 2015 No.14168901

/mgg/ I have a question.

I find I'm rubbish at dialogue, specifically period appropriate or particularly interesting dialogue. I tend to just describe what was said and how, given my narrative diction is much more eloquent and usually verbose.

The question is this; do I nut up and improve my dialogue since description of an exchange is poor writing (I think), or keep with what I'm doing unless it would be totally stupid to do so? I.e. Snakette explained that the structure was Snaketemple Snakey, a temple in the Snakecloaca faith. VS "This is Snaketemple Snakey" explained Snakette, "It used to be a temple built as a monument to Snakecloaca."

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:04:12 2015 No.14168902 >>14168893 >>14168895 The perfect bodytype for any monstergirl.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:06:17 2015 No.14168905

>>14168901
just try to imagine you're having an actual conversation. use realistic dialogue, unless you're making a character intentionally chuuni, I guess.

basically, just try to keep it short and believable.In your example, both sentences are good and can be interchangeable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:06:56 2015 No.14168907 >>14168901 Having dialogue improves a person's ability to associate with a character where as keeping it in narrative form keeps a reader disconnected. Improve your shit son.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:08:06 2015 No.14168911 >>14168901 hi Alp

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:08:19 2015 No.14168912 >>14168890 >Not laying on her lap and letting her stroke your hair Faaaaag

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:08:22 2015 No.14168913 >>14168902 >>14168897 PAWS REAL BIG MUSCLES REAL BIG RAPE REAL BIG LET ME TELL YOU HOW I LIVE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:08:44 2015 No.14168914 >>14168905 Well that's my problem, I haven't had a conversation in almost 4 years. 4chan is my sole peer to peer interaction. And prose is always different from speech.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:09:03 2015 No.14168915 File: 279 KB, 540x785, 1546985648564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168902 STRONK

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:10:48 2015 No.14168920 File: 2.18 MB, 480x360, 1374429999833.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168914 Sasuga Anon...fix your shit and then worry about your writing style.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:11:21 2015 No.14168923 File: 115 KB, 1000x1000, 1413322601215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168914 oh god uh i don't know then. I wish you the best of luck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:16:50 2015 No.14168934 File: 671 KB, 918x1231, 1f58e6f979648d0ec9704f1ed639fdd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168915 Indeed.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:21:20 2015 No.14168943

OK Anon, it's time for you to go on an adventure!

You can't just be some random hobo though Anon, you've got to pick a class!
>Fighter
>Paladin
>Monk
>Rogue
>Cleric
>Wizard
>Bard
>Barbarian
>Cavalier (Good at mounted combat, can choose a centauroid or wyvern as a mount but you lose one roll of your choice for party members. Mount becomes a fighter if the latter method is chosen)
>Commoner (Peasant)

Know what you do? Good!
Because now it's time for you to get your party members.

Roll for each spot
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

>1. Martial support (Paladin, barbarian or Fighter, you pick)
>Wielding the old sword/axe/mace and board, two handed weapon, or dual one handed weapons, she's a tall, fit, and has a brash, tomboyish streak that makes her quite cocky. The broest of bros, she knows the mechanics of sex but so far thinks it's something that happens to other people...although once you flip her switch it's flipped hard. She likes it on top
>Also, abs and a desire to protect you.

>2 Magical Support (Wizard or Cleric)
>Thin and frail from a life of studying books and scriptures, the arcane support is a bit shy when it comes with to people who don't live in books or scrolls. Despite that, she's quite cuddly and loves nothing more than to hang onto you as you all adventure. Will do whatever position you are up for as long as it makes you happy.
>Has a great ass despite her lack of meat up top.

>Skills (Rogue or Bard)
>A fast talking, quick witted girl who has breasts that qualify as ludicrous (big for a holst, still there if normally a loli), the skill's member has a mind so dirty that it makes a sewer sparkle. Dirty jokes, colorful limericks, and a few tasteful looks of side boob are all a part of your life now. Despite this, she's an unsullied virgin and is quite timid in bed, although she will start fighting to be on top as time goes.)
>Loves putting those cans of hers to good use.

Quests Next

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:21:23 2015 No.14168944

>>14168353
>>14168373
>You will never have a cute, awkward first time with your Anubis-senpai, cuddled up together by the fire after she invited you in when you walked her home; having spent the whole day together at the garage.
What a shame. All I can do is sigh in eternal disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:24:53 2015 No.14168948 >>14168943 Commoner run, let's do this. >Matango Fighter >Dark Matter Wizard >Large Mouse Rogue

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:26:10 2015 No.14168949 >>14168914 >I haven't had a conversation in almost 4 years. Fucking How

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:27:54 2015 No.14168951 >>14168943 Picked monk, lets see how this goes. >Amazoness barbarian >Youko wizard >Chochin-Obake bard Actually a pretty good party. Also means an oppai Chochi-Obake who makes lewd jokes, perfect.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:28:05 2015 No.14168952

>>14168943
Ok Anon.

You have the party but now you need an adventure! A quest with which to earn glory and loot!

>1. Recover the Tome of Noticeable Evil
An ancient book that a nearby noble wants for reasons you don't quite understand, you've got to delve into the great, undead kingdom to steal it from a lich and her many, MANY minions.

>2. Beat the dragon!
A dragon's been terrorizing the peasants.
What's worse is that she's been stealing gold from nearby kingdoms and hording it, keeping it out of the economy and free from the tax man!
You've got to chase off the scaly beast and get the loot, of which your party gets 25%

3. Escort an Orc Princess
You've got to escort an orc princess through miles and miles of elven territory to marry her human husband to be!
Expect nature to try and get in your way and werewolves to try and nab her, along with the many, many elves.
You also have to make sure she's still a virgin when she gets there, it is PARAMOUNT that she doesn't get that cherry popped before she arrives.

Which one do you go for Anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:28:12 2015 No.14168953 >>14168943 Commoner run go! >Arch Imp Barbarian >Golem Wizard >Giant Slug Bard LET'S DO THIS

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:29:44 2015 No.14168955 >>14168914 > I haven't had a conversation in almost 4 years. Mathematician detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:30:05 2015 No.14168956 >>14168953 Obligatory mismatched party. >>14168951 That is a good party actually. Nice one. >>14168948 No that bad a party, although the mushroom fighter may be a bit hard to use. Also, you have an oppai mouse now. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:30:47 2015 No.14168959 >>14168943 Wizard >Fighter Doppelganger This cold work, using shape-shifting as a weapon. >Cleric Goblin No idea. >Rouge Inari I like her already Let's go beat up a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:32:28 2015 No.14168964 >>14168959 Yeah, changing into minotaurs, ogres, and wurms will be broken. Don't know what the goblin worships but she can have a decent strength bonus with those spells. Fluffy rogue is good rogue.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:34:07 2015 No.14168970

>>14168943
I have been, and shall forever be, a Wizard who flings fiery death upon vast swathes of enemies.

>Baphomet Paladin
>Tomboy Bro
>Tall and fit for her race, looks more like a tween than a loli, with small, tight abs

>Scylla Cleric
>Shy, cuddly and clingy
>Rather thin and frail, but still retains a great ass

>Nightmare Rogue
>Surprisingly fast-talking and utterly dirty-minded
>Timid virgin in bed at first
>Big fat centaur tits and she knows how to use them

My god I love my party. This is...fantastic!

>>14168952
Hrm, tough choice, but I think that we'll go for #1, Recovering the Tome of Noticeable Evil. Chances are that after fighting our way through to the Lich, we'll find it's actually safer in her hands; which will lead to our striking a deal with her. Thus, we'll acquire a lovely manor apartment in the Undead Kingdom which can act as our base for future adventures.
May or may not include Harem End + Lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:35:44 2015 No.14168973 File: 93 KB, 495x600, 1385826590299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168943 >Wendigo muscle Paladin >Dhampir Wizard >Mantis Rogue L-Let's just stay and help the local Kiki with her delivery service

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:35:51 2015 No.14168974 >>14168970 Damn, that's a lot of holy power and great girls. Harem end is possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:36:54 2015 No.14168977 >>14168973 Nyet! You must adventure! Otherwise you are just a bunch of crazy people with above average gear!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:38:40 2015 No.14168980 >>14168956 >the mushroom fighter may be a bit hard to use. That's just it though, whenever one of her limbs is severed, it'll split off and grow into another Matango. She's her own army.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:38:40 2015 No.14168981

>>14168974
>Spoiler
And so I shall strive to make it so.
Another thing I just thought of is that allying with a Lich would likely give us access to her ancient arcane knowledge, some piece or another of which any one of us could find unendingly helpful! Oh yes, something for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:38:50 2015 No.14168983 File: 61 KB, 469x563, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167243

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:40:54 2015 No.14168986 File: 44 KB, 1280x720, 1442721896397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14168914 >I haven't had a conversation in almost 4 years. >tfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:40:55 2015 No.14168987 >>14167340 >Succubus >Arch-imp >Mermaid I'm safe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:41:33 2015 No.14168988 >>14168980 True, although you would have to worry about them all wanting you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:42:07 2015 No.14168990 >>14167067 >eating her shed skin good lord. he's losing it, isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:42:13 2015 No.14168991 >>14167243 Beating at 60 BPM.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:43:27 2015 No.14168994 >>14168977 I'll choose Monk for my own class and keep this rag tag group of misfits alive

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:43:40 2015 No.14168995 >>14168943 Monk >Paladin Ryu >Wizard Hobgoblin >Rogue Goblin Weird fucking rolls on this one. But I shall partake the Quest for The Gold-Stealing Dragon.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:44:35 2015 No.14168998
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>>14168943
Picked Cavalier.
>Fighter Apsara with abs
Good, capoeira is a rad fighting style.
>Cleric Arch Imp with a fat ass
More fat loli butts are a plus.
>Bard Kitsune-bi virgin
Spooky virginal foxgirl with good musical skills, nice.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:45:30 2015 No.14168999

>>14168943
Commoner master race.
>Nightmare Paladin
>Filling your head with dreams of JUSTICE

>Karakasa-Obake Cleric
The party duct tape who saves miracles for rainy days

>Amazoness Bard
Makes performance checks from astride men.

Time to go huntin' for a book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:46:24 2015 No.14169003 >>14168998 >>14168952 Time to go to an Undead Kingdom, and help my party enter Wighthood.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:48:20 2015 No.14169007

>>14168994
Do it Anon!

>>14168995
Go for it!
A lot of tits in that party though considering that the goblins oppai now.

>>14168998
Don't forget the big fat fox tats.

>>14168999
Are you ready for for JUSTICE to fill your mind with images of hand holding?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:49:48 2015 No.14169010 >>14168675 This wouldn't happen with monstergirls. He would have been too busy with his monstergirl gf or being raped by an Ushi or kidnaped by a Shirohebi to do anything of that.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:52:47 2015 No.14169017
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>>14169007
>Don't forget the big fat fox tats.
I forgot about that. I wonder if Undead Kingdoms have unawoken Homunculi around, as they'd make good vessels for Kitsune-bi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:53:27 2015 No.14169019 >>14168675 Well I don't live in America, so I don't have to worry about the FBI kicking down my door because I had the misfortune to actually believe in the whole freedom thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:53:51 2015 No.14169020 >>14168943 I call Fighter >Wurm Barbarian >Dark Elf Cleric >Arch Imp Bard I choose the quest to beat the Dragon! We get her and the Wurm to wrestle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:54:00 2015 No.14169021 >>14169017 >Not having her posses an up and coming necromancer who's going to soon have some up and coming tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:56:27 2015 No.14169026 >>14169007 >hand holding Too lewd. She's going to have to atone for that.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:57:01 2015 No.14169028

>>14168943
>>14168952
I think I'll go with Wizard on this one. I feel like I'd be better as an artillery caster.
As for my party
>Hellhound Fighter
I'm just gonna imagine she's my childhood friend who got me roped into all of this.

>Cheshire Cat Cleric
Oh good, just what we needed. A cuddly lewd healer.

>Kunoichi Rogue
Good lord, I'm going to wake up with her under my sheets one of these days aren't I?

So a pretty decent party, but they're incredibly lewd. Oh boy.

As for our quest, I guess
>2. Beat the Dragon.
That Hellhound probably dragged me into this knowing I'm a bleeding heart that doesn't like hurting anyone. I'll probably try to talk her into returning what she stole.
How likely is it I'm going to end up with a harem of lewd girls and a dragon after this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:57:07 2015 No.14169029 >>14168952 Main Fighter Baphomet Fighter Dragon Cleric Dark Angel Bard Kill the Dragon baph destroys everything, dragon cooks food, dark angel can't stop singing lewd as fuck songs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:57:19 2015 No.14169030 >>14169020 >Party watches as wurm and dragon wrestle. >Dragon is acting angry and roaring while the wurm keeps giggling, thinking it's all a game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:58:25 2015 No.14169032 >>14168675 I think we already agreed if anything happened we meet up in ghost jp and plan what to do there, unlikely that anything is going to happen though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 19:58:49 2015 No.14169035 >>14169028 Very likely. That Kunoichi better be dressed like a Senran now though, she's got the tits for it. >>14169029 Damn, that's a pretty broken party.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:05:24 2015 No.14169044

>>14168952
I'm >>14168948

I take the Dragon quest, Dark Matter uses her magic to make me extra handsome looking, the Dragon swoops down to take me as the monthly offering of a nearby village.

Once inside her cave, I try to seduce her by playing the role as the naive, innocent and pure village boy that's to be ravaged by a big strong Dragon Girl.

While distracted, the Mouse Thief does what she does best, stealing the Dragon's loot.

Once she's filled her pockets, she runs back to the village. The Dragon will sense her treasure being pilfered at this point and burst out in anger.

If the Mouse thief is quick and nimble she will make it back to the village, where upon the Matango fighter, who has multiplied herself to the size of a small army at this point, lie in ambush in the village.

With the combined efforts of the Dark Matter Mage, Matango Fighters and the vengeful village militia, we can surround and over power the Dragon who's too busy trying to get her gold back from the sly mouse.

With the Dragon beaten we become heroes, Dark Matter wizard goes back to being creepy and studying forbidden dark magic, Large Mouse rogue spends her money on all the cheese she can eat, Matango gets employment as a one-woman security company and I go back to my village with a sexy mayadere Dragon wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:12:09 2015 No.14169060 Raiju got translated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:14:14 2015 No.14169063 >>14169060 Good eye slowpoke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:15:48 2015 No.14169067 >>14169063 I will never be breast fed by a holstaur

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:17:53 2015 No.14169070 >>14169030 >They somehow get covered in water >Arch Imp Bard and the Fighter dude are both drooling

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:19:28 2015 No.14169074 File: 77 KB, 1024x685, 1441439391726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169067 you mother fucker

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:19:35 2015 No.14169075 >>14169070 >Wurms giggling turns lewd and dragon's gasps start turning indecent. >Anon joins the fray! >Ends in an orgy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:20:37 2015 No.14169079 >>14169074 I'd like to say that I planned that.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:24:11 2015 No.14169080

>>14168943
Can't spell wizard without six letters unless you forcibly rearrange reality to make it so so I'll pick Wizard.

>Barbarian Grizzly
>Clerical Mummy
>Bard Cheshire Cat[/spoiler] HELP

>>14168952
Orc escorting sounds the easiest really, just cross my arms and say wizard and the elves will roll out a red carpet for my party. In the event that doesn't work, Grizzly could probably know a few shortcuts or make them herselfe by cutting them down,can't just burn it and let the fire sort it out or she'll turn on me.

Werewolves would probably not even get far trying to heft an orc either, and if they did that faggot cat and her huge fat cat tats can probably track them down or mesmerize them with dumb wonderland limericks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:25:12 2015 No.14169083 >>14169075 You have no idea how much I want to be the meat in a dragon/wurm sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:26:53 2015 No.14169085 >>14169083 >Wurm wraps tail around you and the dragon while the latter wing hugs you all. Would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:26:55 2015 No.14169086 >>14166784 I REFUSE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:27:59 2015 No.14169090 >>14169080 That sounds like a party worth cuddling.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:28:15 2015 No.14169091

>>14169075
>Anon with his party and Dragon and wurm waifus in tow heads off on another adventure
>As he walks he pulls out a list
>It has a list of species on it
>One is already crossed out and he puts a line through another.
>With the words, Wurm and Dragon, now scored through he checks the rest of the list
Jabberwock
Ryu
Wyvern
>Tapping his finger on Ryu Anon smirks and puts the list away, instead looings for his map
>He needs to find the shortest way to Zipnagu after all
>How else is he supposed to waifu 'em all

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:29:02 2015 No.14169092 >>14169085 I've talked about wanting that before. Though I do wonder if you could make a dragon and a wurm get along if they were both your waifu, or would it be more an endless stalemate between the two?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:31:34 2015 No.14169097 >>14169092 Dragon would try to be the 'main' wife but the wurm's lovable personality would win her over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:37:37 2015 No.14169109 https://i.imgur.com/EqbsKLr.png >tfw you will never handlebar a Succubutt

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:40:19 2015 No.14169113 >>14167340 >Thunderbird Check >Medusa Check >Queen Slime Well I'll be there awhile.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:40:41 2015 No.14169114

>>14169092
>Dragon tries to be haughty and boss the Wurm about
>Wurm cries and says sorry for being useless
>Dragon feels bad a she looks at the crying Wurm
>Begrudgingly says Wurm can have first sex with husband tonight
>Wurm Squeals in glee and hugs Dragon calling her the best sister ever

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:40:41 2015 No.14169115 >>14169109 That's hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:43:41 2015 No.14169120 and that's the end of that. http://pastebin.com/1ziHDN0w

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:56:02 2015 No.14169162 >>14169120 That reminds me, did that one anon writing the story about the Lillim monarch and the MC-dense soldier ever get around to continuing it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:56:06 2015 No.14169163 >>14169120 Lilims are made for bullying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:56:52 2015 No.14169165 >>14168718 Does he even live in the states? or is he in Japan?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:57:25 2015 No.14169167

>You never expected the aftermath to be so quiet
>Dragging your comrade's wounded body out of the ashes, you make your way out of the burnt remains of what was once a forest
>You turn around and get a good view of the hell you've just been through, ears still ringing from the napalm bombings
>Sarge was right, "if our attack is going well, it's an ambush."
>Poor bastard died with his philosophy
>At least two of you made it out alive
>Gently setting your brother-in-arms' half conscious body on the ground, you kneel down and run a check on him for wounds
>Nothing too serious, he'll be fine
>You check your ammo and get ready to go back into the burnt forest, there's still something you need to do
>You jokingly ask your incapacitated friend to watch for any movement until you're, getting a grouchy groan in return
>Dark smoke washes over your body as you step into the black grass, beggining your search
>Dead bodies decorate the equally lifeless burnt ground wherever you look, some the enemy, some your own
>As you progress further and further through the now silent battlefield, you make sure to collect the dog tags of your fallen brothers
>They may be gone, but they won't be forgotten
>The sound of crackling fire is the only thing you can hear over the ringing, as the smell of burnt flesh and smoke invade your nostrils
>You soon find what you were looking for
>You approach one of the bodies, roll him over, and retrieve the radio set from his body
>Hopefully, this damn thing's still working
>You can feel yourself running out of breathable air, preparing to leave
>Just as you turn around to exit the burnt forest, you hear faint coughing, just loud enough for your partially deaf ears to pick up
>A survivor...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:58:29 2015 No.14169171 >>14169120 Thanks mate. It was a good read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:59:15 2015 No.14169172 pssst, hey kid, post mg milf/oneechan ideas so a drawfag can get some sketching done

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:00:08 2015 No.14169174 >>14169167 A post-battle scenario? Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:00:52 2015 No.14169175 >>14169172 Mindflayer making sure her son isn't having any bad dreams.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:01:30 2015 No.14169177 >>14169172 Oneesan kobold with her imotou pouting as imotou gets her head pat by a guy she likes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:01:41 2015 No.14169179 >>14169172 An MG milk/oneesan that has big breasts and is pretty who doms you but only in such a way that it's exactly as much dom as you want and not stuff like making you do household chores and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:02:22 2015 No.14169183 File: 440 KB, 1080x1920, 1435730455387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169172 A buff Werewolf/Hellhound with >>14168854's bodytype chilling on the couch with a male equivalent to Little Red Riding Hood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:02:34 2015 No.14169184 >>14169172 CC Holst giving a nursing handjob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:02:56 2015 No.14169185 >>14169172 A Yeti mother asleep hugging her son on her lap who fell asleep in her embrace

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:03:49 2015 No.14169188 >>14169172 An mg milf/oneechan of my favourite MG race performing my exact specific fetish on a self-insert of myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:06:47 2015 No.14169193 >>14169183 male equivalent of*

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:12:25 2015 No.14169203 >>14169183 Damn it, why did you have to make it a Hellhound x male Little Red Riding Hood? Now all I can imagine is a certain well-equipped hellhound x that cattrap .less drew, but in a red cloak.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:13:39 2015 No.14169208 >>14169203 Great, now I can't think about it either Great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:13:53 2015 No.14169209 >>14169163 I want to bully the chubbiest lilim because her rump is plumper than her sisters' and her breasts are larger and softer than the rest. I shall commence the bullying with headpats, sweets, and cuddling that interrupts her workouts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:13:56 2015 No.14169210 File: 13 KB, 308x308, 1443022966791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169172 Are you bullshitting? Oh >>14169203 I guess you were.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:16:05 2015 No.14169216 >>14169203 that makes my boyhole moist

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:17:04 2015 No.14169219 >>14169208 >>14169216 >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:17:23 2015 No.14169220 File: 531 KB, 1000x1414, 1443213649811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No kitsune waifu to cuddle with after a shitty day at work Life sucks, but fluffy tails would make it better

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:18:00 2015 No.14169222 >>14169208 Your fault, man. You should have said Little Red Riding Shota instead of saying "a male little red riding hood", since the latter sounds like you mean a trap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:19:07 2015 No.14169224 >>14169220 Kikimora tails are fluffier. Ye olden pillows were filled with feathers and not fur pelts for good reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:19:31 2015 No.14169226 >>14169222 Hey hey hey, I'm not the guy. That guy messed up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:19:38 2015 No.14169227 >>14169222 Fuck off, he's not me. Anyways "a male equivalent of Little Red Riding Hood" doesn't carry those connotations you cancerous faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:19:40 2015 No.14169228 >>14169172 Someone sandwiched between /fit/ Hellhound and Raiju oneesans

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:20:40 2015 No.14169230 >>14169224 I'm going to merge a inari and a kikimorra just because of that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:21:51 2015 No.14169232 >>14169224 Dammit man, if I wanted kikkicuddles I would have said so!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:21:52 2015 No.14169233 >>14169230 Like some sort of BirdFox? FirdBox? Inarimorra?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:22:34 2015 No.14169235 >>14169230 That's basically what Kikis already are though, canids fused with birds. The only thing you'd stand to gain from that is eight more tails. Actually, go ahead, that sounds pretty fantastic.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:22:34 2015 No.14169236

>>14169227
>calls others gay
>when he specifically asks for a male version of a girl

>>14169230
As long as it's not a lazy merging like that one guy who commissioned a picture of the "Heltsune" Hellhound-Kitsune. Which looks perfectly identical to a regular hellhound but more tails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:24:11 2015 No.14169237 >>14169172 Apsara Oneesan. I'm not sure about the details of what, but

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:25:09 2015 No.14169239 >>14169237 But what? Anon? We lost another one

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:25:39 2015 No.14169241 >>14169236 Nah, it would be feathers instead of fur, leading to nine fluffy tails. >>14169235 And now you see. >>14169233 Yes. A Box

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:25:39 2015 No.14169242 >>14169236 >equivalent >exact

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:26:45 2015 No.14169244 >>14169239 How about doing hula with her little brother?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:28:37 2015 No.14169250

>>14169241
>Nah, it would be feathers instead of fur, leading to nine fluffy tails.

Well, you'll have to make the maid outfit a filly french maid skirt because there won't be room for all those tails with a traditional long maid skirt.

Sigh. The sacrifices we make for the sake of progress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:30:01 2015 No.14169253 >>14169250 No sacrifice, no victory Truly the motto of all life

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:31:41 2015 No.14169264 >>14169250 Yep, lots of lace and a headband on top of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:32:51 2015 No.14169268 >tfw no buff anubis gf to make sweet, sweet psychedelia with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n5P9CdTuqA&list=PLUv2JsmhOpJm8U2-OMe76Xte_eZQYqUCj&index=6

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:34:10 2015 No.14169275 >>14169268 But that's bad for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:34:11 2015 No.14169276 >>14169120 there should be a sequel were she corrupts the hero's loved one to drive home the victory

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:37:20 2015 No.14169285 >>14169275 i was actually talking about making music but i'd still toke with her on occasion

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:37:56 2015 No.14169287

>>14169227
>>14169242

>Fuck off...you faggot.

I think you mean

>Fuck off...you male equivalent of a lesbian

>>14169276
Eh, you have to be careful about prolonging a story after its intended end, otherwise you risk running it into a ground. Better to let it end on a strong note.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:39:58 2015 No.14169298 File: 133 KB, 600x773, 1443529505987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://exhentai.org/g/856964/955971534e/ Translation when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:41:42 2015 No.14169302 >>14169298 These are some lesbians I would fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:44:49 2015 No.14169307 >>14169220 Imagine how much people would save on depression medication if they could all have fluffy waifus. This is a world I want to create.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:45:18 2015 No.14169309 File: 399 KB, 1200x1734, 020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169298 >tfw SlapStickStrike is the only one to go into detail about MGE monstergirls biology

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:46:26 2015 No.14169313 >>14169307 No depression from me, only a job that really sucks when you have a shitty day.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:48:15 2015 No.14169318
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>>14169307
Call us at 1-800-MOFU-4ME and we'll set you up with a fluffy waifu for 365 easy installments of 10 cuddles a day, don't delay, Yetis and Wendigos are going fast

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:48:29 2015 No.14169320 >>14169307 would help, though alcohol and motorcycles are pretty effective

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:48:33 2015 No.14169321 File: 645 KB, 715x897, 1388986494221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169307 I'd still be depressed because my depression prevents me from accepting kindness or love from others.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:48:52 2015 No.14169322 >>14168732 I can't wrap my head around /monster/, it feels like it has four posters and two of them are underage. And they hate this place so much that they need 3 threads to post about it.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:49:11 2015 No.14169323

>>14169313
>Job that sucks

Now I can only imagine some MG companies hire under-the-desk blowjob experts to reduce the constant stress and sexual tension guys have working there. A bit like how some companies might get a temporary chiropractor to reduce employee stress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:49:48 2015 No.14169329 >>14169321 At that point they just force themselves on you, believing that you'll come to love them. I mean hey, it's what I'd do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:50:37 2015 No.14169334 >>14169298 You just posted a translation though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:52:01 2015 No.14169337 >>14169298 When it's not korean or chinese. I can't translate those languages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:52:17 2015 No.14169338 >>14169321 Eh, I feel the same, but I could probably trust a monstergirl a lot more than a 3DPD girl just because of the nature of monstergirls.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:53:20 2015 No.14169344

>>14169329
I think that would come to be very stressful for her, not to mention who would love someone that constantly questions why they're being nice?

Like, she could do "I love you <3" and mofu me with her tail, but I'd just sit there and wonder what's to love about someone like me. Then the paranoia would kick in and I would suspect her of using me to some nefarious end.
It's not something easily mended.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:53:49 2015 No.14169347 >>14169320 I've found alcohol and guns work for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:54:38 2015 No.14169352 >>14169298 >Scrying with nectar held in their cleavage Wut.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:57:53 2015 No.14169363

>You attempt to track down the owner of the voice, stepping over burnt corpses and fallen trees
>You find your way to a clearing, and see a coughing silhouette
>Hopefully it's an ally
>"You alright over there?", you call
>The figure freezes, and slowly turns toward you
>As it turns the soft moonlight illuminates its face
>His face
>Lo and behold, it's Shrek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:58:26 2015 No.14169365 I want to be childhood friends with a minotaur who fusses over me whenever I do something dangerous. Hockey games would drive her nuts when I'm in net and take a puck to the face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:58:53 2015 No.14169367 >>14169363 >>14169167 Whoops, meant to link these together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 21:59:14 2015 No.14169368 >>14169365 What about a slapshot to the testicles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:00:41 2015 No.14169376 File: 743 KB, 910x1200, 1440015038077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When mobile, do Barometz' bouncy jello things have a magical membrane that prevents sticks and other shrubbery from getting in?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:00:55 2015 No.14169377

>>14169167
>>14169174
>>14169367

>You turn back around and remain silent, rifle at low ready
>The coughing echoes through the dead woods, helping you determine the direction its coming from
>Quickly but firmly, you advance past the fallen logs and trenches, towards the source of the sound, closely watching the bodies around you
>Could it be a fellow soldier? An enemy? You're never sure
>The coughing grows louder the further you walk into the forest
>The coughing eventually stops, and so does you
>You wait a little bit more just to be sure, it feels like you're getting close
>Minutes pass, nothing reaches your ears
>It can't be a friendly, can it? You're sure you've collected all their tags
>You can't just leave now, you have to find this person
>You can still save them
>Your train of thought is suddenly broken by the coughing once again
>It sounds... high-pitched... maybe...
>No, that can't be it, maybe your ears are just too fucked up, yeah that's right
>You hear it again, it's close now, incredibly close
>You run towards the sound, eventually arriving at where it's supposedly coming from
>You find a rather small cave , big enough for someone to crouch walk through it
>The coughing is clear now, echoing from the cave so clear you can actually hear the pain in their voice
>It's so clear it feels like it's... right at your feet?
>You look down, only to see a young figure curled up inside a hole, in the remains of a trench
>It's curled up on the ground, shaking
>Its skin is dirty and bruised, and its... fur... is partially burnt
>Eventually noticing your presence, the tiny creature slowly looks up at you, confused
>Its eyes well up with tears as soon as it sees your face, scared
>Huh...?

>>14169363
Wars are like onions

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:00:55 2015 No.14169378 >>14169368 That's what that mythril cup she bought for you and insisted you wear is for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:01:00 2015 No.14169379 >>14169321 I'm the same. I'd probably reject her because I'm thinking that I don't deserve someone like her, and that she deserves something better then me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:02:18 2015 No.14169388 >>14169363 That was awful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:03:58 2015 No.14169390 >>14169388 Sorry fam, busy studying for a midterm. I'll get to the sex scene later.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:04:00 2015 No.14169391 >>14169377 A fluffy monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:04:15 2015 No.14169392 >>14169378 But what if I forgot to wear it and got hit unprotected? It's only a friendly game after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:04:44 2015 No.14169395 >>14169377 They stink?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:05:55 2015 No.14169398

>>14169368
Probably the first time they'll ever see a girl bust through the boards to fight a guy.

Although that's why one wears a cup.

>>14169378
Exactly.
I've actually played a couple games without a cup and taken a nut shot.

The pant's padding is usually enough to lessen it to where its only irritable.

>>14169392
See above, although the pain usually goes away after a minute or two.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:07:07 2015 No.14169400 >>14169398 Are you a Canuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:09:07 2015 No.14169407 >>14169400 Nope. Michigan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:10:57 2015 No.14169412 >>14169407 hey, we live in same state, hi

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:11:27 2015 No.14169415

>>14169398
I don't know what kind of pants you wore anon, but the ones I did when I got hit in the testicles with a slapshot did nothing.

Then in the same year I took two soccer balls to the testicles one after another while playing two ball soccer. Wasn't fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:12:39 2015 No.14169422 >>14169407 Close enough. Michigan is pretty much Canada anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:13:09 2015 No.14169424 >>14169412 Nice. East, West, or UP? >>14169415 Goalie pants, thicker padding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:14:10 2015 No.14169429 >>14169422 Close enough that I can grab Alexander Kieth. Love that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:15:52 2015 No.14169436 >>14169424 east towards saginaw, though i wish i lived in copper harbor, that place is beautiful this time of year On another note, what type of Monster girls do you think would live in Michigan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:16:00 2015 No.14169437 >>14169422 No Don't lump Michigan with Canadia

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:16:53 2015 No.14169439 >>14169424 Well to be honest I wasn't playing ice hockey. I was eleven and I was playing indoor hockey for some reason. I was a dumb fucking kid.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:20:13 2015 No.14169450

>>14169436
Yeah, pretty nice out there.
I'm in Grand Rapids myself.

We'd probably have nerids, sahuagin, and some freshwater mermaids in the waterways and lakes.
Generic werecats, kobolds, and succubutts along with some harpies.
Probably have some unidnes in the lakes along with a few werewolves and grizzlies in the woods with a dryad or two in the UP along with some elves.

Then you have the generic holstaurs and weresheep on some farms.

Beyond that I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:20:16 2015 No.14169451 >>14169429 But Kieth's isn't even that great!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:21:36 2015 No.14169454 File: 3.16 MB, 2560x1600, Screen Shot 2015-10-01 at 8.18.20 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169298 I never realized how much I wanted this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:21:59 2015 No.14169455 >>14169439 Yeah, that'll happen if you don't have anything on. >>14169451 It is after you hit the ice. That and when you compare it to Bud and coors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:22:26 2015 No.14169457 >>14169450 what about dwarfs? we got those old copper mines right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:23:39 2015 No.14169464 >>14169454 Oh fuck that, that would probably feel disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:23:51 2015 No.14169467 >>14169457 Could be, although I don't know how many would stay. Mackinaw Island would probably have a few tooling around. Also a couple centaur or two because a few farmers have horses and such for farms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:24:18 2015 No.14169470 >>14169454 This doubles the erection

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:25:26 2015 No.14169472 >>14169467 So Over all Michigan would be a relatively nice Place to Live With Monster girls around. sweet

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:25:35 2015 No.14169473 >>14169322 Really, this. It's pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:26:00 2015 No.14169474 I want a chuuni Pharaoh to hit me with her secret technique, the Holy Sandstorm!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:27:10 2015 No.14169481 >>14169454 Wait, are those Liliraunes both taller than the dude, or are SSS' proportions just inconsistent?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:27:43 2015 No.14169484

>>14169472
Yep.
It's a pretty nice place as it is.
I imagine that you could live with a few of the colder weather MGs quiet comfortably 3/4 seasons anyways.

Better question is would Flint/Detroit improve with monster girls?
Would they be willing to watch the Lions with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:27:50 2015 No.14169485 >>14169474 >It's just her throwing some pocket-sand in your face while her Anubis imouto holds a fan behind her

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:28:08 2015 No.14169487 >>14169474 >The sandstorm rages. >Anon is buffeted by the Sandstorm!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:28:36 2015 No.14169489 >>14169454 I hate yuri as much as the next guy, but somehow I can't hate the yuriplant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:29:16 2015 No.14169492 >>14169487 >20015 >Not being a Rock/ground type Step it up, Anonymous

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:29:42 2015 No.14169493 >>14169484 I dont know, I do not into sports

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:30:28 2015 No.14169496 >>14169322 >And they hate this place so much that they need 3 threads to post about it. Why? There only happens to be like, 1-2 dudes here that actively hate /monster/, and even then they don't sperg about it that often.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:30:55 2015 No.14169498 >>14169493 All you need to know is that they are heart breakers and vary between "Decent" and "Utter Crap" when it comes to quality. I'd also want her to watch the wings with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:31:59 2015 No.14169500 >>14169454 >making sure you keep on pounding away by humping you from the back. JESUS FUCKING PENIS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:32:42 2015 No.14169501 >>14169496 They hate us because they ain't us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:33:05 2015 No.14169502 >>14169487 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:33:25 2015 No.14169504 >>14169492 I've never had a favorite type and I feel like I'm the only one. I guess I like more fire pokemon than any other type but meh, has a bunch I don't like too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:36:34 2015 No.14169508 >>14169484 >watching the lions lose i do need to replace my "OWEN - 16" jersey

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:37:45 2015 No.14169512 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1493432?tags=yanagida_fumita blueberry for your pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:39:03 2015 No.14169513 >>14169508 They have so much potential but they keep shooting themselves in the foot. Defense is doing OK though. Would need to be a mino or something, although I'd enjoy seeing an Alice in an oversized Megatron or Bell jersey.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:39:04 2015 No.14169514
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>>14169498
Ah, some times i forget hockey is a sport, ya know, cause of the high chance of fights breaking out, be too a couple games to, i remember one time someone got there ribs busted, good times
ANY WAY, i need to go get some sleep, been up since yesterday morning

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:39:06 2015 No.14169515 >>14169512 Dumb Succubus

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:39:53 2015 No.14169517 >>14169512 Why does she have 2 bellybuttons?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:40:52 2015 No.14169519 >>14169514 Hockey can be a rough sport. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVyzW7KQ0eM

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:40:59 2015 No.14169520 >>14169512 What's Takuto from Star Driver doing with monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:41:08 2015 No.14169521 >>14169454 >After the one on top is satisfied they flip him over so he can fuck the one on the bottom. Sweet Jesus >>14169489 It's not really yuri if there's a guy involved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:41:35 2015 No.14169522 >>14169514 Hockey's fun to watch, especially around playoff time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:42:05 2015 No.14169523 >>14169484 Elect a gyoubu danuki for Mayor. they will Make Detroit Great, Again. also hire wurms to do some deconstruction of the condemned buildings

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:42:24 2015 No.14169524 >>14169321 holy shit, she's cute. never realized how cute a kitsune with a bare forehead would be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:43:12 2015 No.14169526 >>14169520 Being one of the few magical boys to do it right worked out for him or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:43:58 2015 No.14169530 >>14169521 Yeah, I know, but her name is basically "yuriplant" and well, you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:44:13 2015 No.14169532 >>14169523 Yeah, a tanuki could turn it around. At least her cronyism would work. It would be like The Patrician in Diskworld. Yeah, he's a tyrant but everything works.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:47:19 2015 No.14169538

>>14169377
>>14169391

>You're not sure what you're looking at, the hot air is drying your eyes out
>Your own coughing reminds you that there's little time to stop think, as the smoke is spreading even more with the wind
>You carefully scoop up the creature with one hand, much to its dismay, as it tries to claw away at your arm in fear, too weak to do any damage
>You hastily make your way out of the forest, letting out a sigh of relief
>Meeting up with your comrade, who's still lying on the ground, exhausted
>You set the tiny thing on the ground along with the equipment you brought back
>It seems too tired to even move too much, so it just sits there
>You take a second look at it, you notice that it's actually wearing clothing; torn, partially burned clothing
>Taking your canteen in hand, you drink some water and rub your eyes with some of it, trying to fight the blurriness in your eyes
>The smoke really did you no good
>As your vision slowly adjusts back to normal, you start to make out its form
>It seems to be a person at first glance, rather feminine form
>Things soon change however, as the better you see, the more surprised you get
>It has orange fur with black strips covering her limbs
>Claws where hands and feet were supposed to be
>And... is that a tail?

>>14169395
That too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:48:19 2015 No.14169542 >>14168262 Wait, so I can't actually train one by putting a shock collar on them and giving her a pleasurable shock anytime she does something good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:49:57 2015 No.14169548 File: 291 KB, 800x800, 1429146923775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169538 Aww, a Jinko cub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:50:39 2015 No.14169552 >>14169298 Alraune and Liliraune are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:51:22 2015 No.14169555 File: 255 KB, 750x541, 1443754282079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169237 >>14169239 >>14169244

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:51:57 2015 No.14169557

>>14169521
>It's not really yuri if there's a guy involved.

Let's try the "is it gay" litmus test.

Imagine there were two dudes slathered in honey, that sat around rubbing their fronts against each other while naked, before the human girl came around.

Is rubbing up naked against a guy slathered in honey gay?

If you answered no, you'd probably be right, since you're clearly an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:52:06 2015 No.14169560 >>14169236 ...Helltsune? you got a link to that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:52:18 2015 No.14169561 File: 184 KB, 548x496, 1398137593988.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169555 Oh-hoho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:52:43 2015 No.14169562 >>14169555 Ah, that looks nice Snibako.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:53:27 2015 No.14169569 File: 99 KB, 1024x1273, oE3mvNW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169560 Would you like fries with that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:55:20 2015 No.14169578 >>14169569 Give the Fries to Hellhound! Add to her potbelly!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:55:28 2015 No.14169579 >>14169548 >"Hey mister, you got any lasagna?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:56:13 2015 No.14169583 >>14169569 Only if I can keep giving them to the hellhound until she's got a jelly belly I can tease her about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:56:57 2015 No.14169589 >>14169579 >It thinks Garfield is funny I'm sending that Jinko to animal control.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:57:37 2015 No.14169592 >>14169579 >"Only if you can be funny." And the jinko stayed fit forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:58:14 2015 No.14169596 >>14169560 http://i.imgur.com/0n9gPPm.png remote linked due to christian image board though will that change with mootwo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 22:59:41 2015 No.14169601 >>14169557 Well, not that guy, but I think yuri and lesbianism are not the same thing. Besides you end up dicking the liliraune, girls kissing each other is okay as long as there is snowballing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:02:07 2015 No.14169610 >>14169596 I like her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:02:52 2015 No.14169612 >>14169569 >>14169596 I wish the Kikitsune in a french maid outfit had art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:03:53 2015 No.14169616 >>14169596 Hey, she actually looks pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:04:06 2015 No.14169617 Good night Anons, Take care and remember not to burn down the thread, instead try freezing it solid. Because ice is cool. This message brought to you by the society for the advancement of White Dragons

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:04:20 2015 No.14169618 >>14169557 I wouldn't mind being rubbed up against by two alps slathered in honey.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:04:43 2015 No.14169621

>>14169538
>>14169548

>For only a moment, you question your own sanity, but now that you think about it, you did hear something about this kind of thing somewhere...
>What was it again? "people with extraordinary features roaming the land"? Some crazy news you heard on the radio a few days ago
>Could this be one of them? It's definitely not human, but...
>The sound of coughing breaks the silence, bringing your attention to it
>The tiny thing looks dried out, maybe some water would do the trick?
>You gently lift it to a sitting position, offering your water canteen
>It slowly looks up at you, then down at the canteen, too tired to even fight back anymore
>"It's water," you tell her, motioning for the canteen
>Hesitantly, she takes the canteen in hand and drinks a bit of its contents, before putting it back in your hand
>"...thank...you..." she says, fainting in your arms from exhaustion shortly after
>Looking over her bruises and scars makes you wonder how long this kid's been out here in the wild
>Poor thing, probably got caught in the firefight
>But...for something like her to be out here in the wild...?
>You glance back at the scorched land you fought in not so long ago, the trees still burning in the distance
>It's then that it hits you
>Was her home burnt to the ground too...?
>No, that can't be right, kid looks too young to be out here, almost a child in your eyes
>You look back at the sleeping girl in your arms, and sigh
>She's not gonna like to hear the truth when she wakes up
>You set her down beside your fellow soldier, letting them both rest
>It's getting dark, better go get that radio set working, hopefully they'll send a MEDEVAC chopper to take you back home

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:07:28 2015 No.14169630 >>14169621 This is when monstergirls aren't common knowledge I assume?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:08:53 2015 No.14169635 >>14169557 gender swapping women for men is a pretty easy way to turn most sexual situations gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:09:27 2015 No.14169637 >>14169557 You know if I had a harem and engaged in some ffm action I'd expect my girls to be a little gay for each-others. I mean where's the fun if the girls are afraid of touching each-other?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:11:05 2015 No.14169641 >>14169637 Exactly. I want to snuggle an elder dragon and familiar

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:13:06 2015 No.14169649 >>14169621 Don't pussy out out, post the full 9-liner

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:13:14 2015 No.14169650 >>14169621 I'll have to finish this later. >>14169630 I guess you could say that, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:15:25 2015 No.14169656 I think it's time for more Wurm stories. Wurm stories featuring profile Wurm instead of threadcanon Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:15:34 2015 No.14169659 >>14169650 Don't forget to pastebin it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:15:38 2015 No.14169660 File: 1007 KB, 1450x1800, DAcen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169637 >>14169641 These men understand

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:15:58 2015 No.14169663 >>14169656 Wurms suck. Monster girls without legs are bad.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:17:03 2015 No.14169667

>>14169637
>>14169641

Never said it was bad. But there's one or two anons that are trained by /mgt/ to be so yuri-phobic that they insist even rubbing up against each other while naked and covered in honey "doesn't count" as gay because a self-insert anon eventually joins them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:17:06 2015 No.14169668 >>14169637 >>14169641 >>14169660 >>>/u/ Stay there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:18:38 2015 No.14169676 >>14169659 Alright, I'll pastebin it later on when I finish it. It's going to be a short one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:18:39 2015 No.14169677 >>14169668 >I dislike have sex with multiple woman You sure are a strange once. Maybe you should check out >>>/lgbt/ it might be more suited to your tastes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:18:55 2015 No.14169678 >>14169663 People with bad taste also suck, but unfortunately we can't get rid of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:19:24 2015 No.14169681 >>14169667 But it's not gay, it's all to pleasure a guy. >>14169668 Calm down.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:20:05 2015 No.14169686

>>14169668
That's how harems work Anon, or how the best ones do at least.

Otherwise they're squirming to not touch each other and insisting on doing 1 on 1 sessions.

If there's even a little attraction than you can get them chest to chest and making out while you drill into them from behind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:20:21 2015 No.14169688 >>14169668 Considering that there's a man involved I'd say it's disqualified from /u/ by default. What's wrong with wanting a double boob or blowjob? Or wanting two monsters to scissor on your dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:20:53 2015 No.14169695 >>14169677 >>14169678 >>14169681 >>14169686 >Encouraging dykes Leave already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:20:53 2015 No.14169696 >>14169617 White dragons a cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:21:42 2015 No.14169699 >>14169656 Kuudere Wurm that gives off a regal air until she talks and reveals how not-so-smart she is. Also, she knows just how strong she is, and isn't afraid to use her strength to get the boy she loves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:21:51 2015 No.14169701 >>14169696 That they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:22:51 2015 No.14169707 >>14169695 Monstergirls can't live without the dick, what are you even saying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:23:05 2015 No.14169709 >>14169695 Is it yuri if it's two girls getting each other ready for their husband and then engaging in a threesome?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:23:40 2015 No.14169711 >>14169656 http://pastebin.com/iCBUpzhr

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:24:23 2015 No.14169713 >>14169707 Pretty much, even if two monsters got into a yuri relationship then they'd still be looking for a husband that both of them can love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:24:30 2015 No.14169715 >>14169681 I'd want my harem girls to love and pleasure each other as well as me though. Harems would be a lot more fun if all the girls are bisexual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:25:15 2015 No.14169718 >>14169709 >Is it yuri if it's two girls acting like dykes Oh boy golly gee I wonder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:25:39 2015 No.14169722 File: 1.68 MB, 1500x1300, 1426463973725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169677 I'd rather have intimacy than just sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:26:43 2015 No.14169727 >>14169656 >>14169711 Somebody post the story with the wurm daughteru and her dad seeing her mother's ghost. Ruin his day with feels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:26:51 2015 No.14169728 >>14169722 How is red my favorite color, but not my favorite fox color? White isn't even a color!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:27:21 2015 No.14169731 >>14169718 But you can't dick lesbians!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:27:51 2015 No.14169734 >>14169722 So do I. Intimacy with two girls I love very much, with them deeply in love with me, and for them to like each other to be willing to share the man they love with the two of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:28:19 2015 No.14169735 >>14169727 One serving of feels, coming right up: http://pastebin.com/axZbgNy2

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:28:58 2015 No.14169737 >>14169731 Sure you can; you can even knock them up. You just need some dormouse molasses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:29:27 2015 No.14169738 >>14169668 >ffm threesome >/u/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:29:40 2015 No.14169739 >>14169731 But they're not lesbians, they're both your girls and want your dick. They're just willing to put a show on for your dick to make it happy. It's all about your dick in the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:29:51 2015 No.14169740 >>14169731 Oh you can, but you might get arrested for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:30:28 2015 No.14169742 >>14169713 This, cocklust is in their DNA. >>14169734 That sounds heavenly, I like girls that can share.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:30:58 2015 No.14169744 >>14168262 >weasel family` Kamaitachi is happening.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:31:56 2015 No.14169745 >>14169734 why not have them love each other as much as they love you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:32:18 2015 No.14169746 >>14169744 Hopefully next week. Probably not, as pointed out KC has been hopping between regions a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:32:22 2015 No.14169747 >>14169737 >>14169739 >>14169740 But then they won't be lesbians anymore. I don't really care this, I think lesbians are a myth anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:32:34 2015 No.14169749 >>14169742 Exactly, especially when one can walk in on two of them fingering each other only to notice you and present themselves, right and ready for you to dive in and cuddle you afterwards.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:33:01 2015 No.14169750

>>14169734
Without getting too philosophical or 'human nature' about it, I can't ever really see something like that ever working.

Plus, I think there's something a bit romantic about being someone's 'special someone,' and them yours.

On a tangent, why is it people are okay with FFM threesomes, but never FMM? There's the obvious 'gay' answer, being possessive, etc, but really, isn't it incredibly selfish to refuse one way and only accept the other, even if your waifu wanted it?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:33:54 2015 No.14169753

You know devil bugs regularly enter in yuri sex.

Though that's not because they like girls and more because they will fuck anything, ANYTHING they can get their hands on.

Imagine monsters hiring exterminators because they're worried that the bugs will rape them and their husband when they sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:34:06 2015 No.14169754 >>14169745 That's gay. Gays stay out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:35:15 2015 No.14169760 >>14169750 Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:35:29 2015 No.14169761 >>14169754 that's bisexual actually

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:35:56 2015 No.14169764

>>14169750
>isn't it incredibly selfish to refuse one way and only accept the other, even if your waifu wanted it?

Dude, this is like sexism: the thread. With plenty of racism (specism?? thrown in for good measure. Don't try and play the gender equality thing here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:37:18 2015 No.14169769 >>14169747 Rape doesn't change sexual preference anon.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:37:29 2015 No.14169771

>>14169750

No, it's because I'm applying my same rules to myself.

The monsters have to like each other and be a bit gay for each other for me to enjoy it. It's a fantasy. If they aren't then it won't happen.

Those same rules would mean that I'd have to like the guy and be a bit gay for him to enter in MMF, which since I'm not attracted to men isn't going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:37:58 2015 No.14169772 >>14169750 >why do men fantasize about fucking multiple women? >why don't you want to fantasize about another man fucking your woman? Because we're MEN. >selfish where do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:38:25 2015 No.14169775 >>14169750 Too many dicks. If my waifu wanted it we could have a threesome with a lamia and she could use her tail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:39:07 2015 No.14169778 >>14169753 Nah, they would probably rape the husband and leave the waifu alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:39:18 2015 No.14169780 >>14169750 Is this bait?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:40:24 2015 No.14169781 >>14169778 Of course they'll rape him first, but if there are two many bugs for them all to rape him then they'll start raping her, then if there is still too many they'll start raping eachother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:40:38 2015 No.14169783 >can't discuss liliraune, who are both clearly pleasuring a guy, without some yuri slapfight breaking out I hate all of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:40:54 2015 No.14169784 >>14169780 Probably. Get ready for the next one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:41:21 2015 No.14169785 >>14169783 Stick to Holsts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:41:41 2015 No.14169787 >>14169783 you can't discuss anything without some sort of slap fight breaking out here

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:41:46 2015 No.14169789

>>14169771
Fair enough - fantasy is fantasy. I just find the double standards and such as >>14169772
demonstrates kind of funny.

It's like, if I wanted my waifu and another gal for some threesome fun, I'd fully expect to have to reciprocate at some point if she desired.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:43:10 2015 No.14169793 >>14169785 >Remember that one cow that tried mounting other cows my grandfather raised a decade back God dammit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:44:11 2015 No.14169797 File: 431 KB, 208x250, 1426750787106.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169750 Are you that open relationship faggot from eons ago? Fucking christ.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:44:32 2015 No.14169799

>>14169789

Way I see it I'm not with my waifu and bringing in an outside party, they're both my waifus because they're my harem.

Besides, monsters become imprinted onto their husbands. Anyone elses dick will never be as good for them as their husbands after that happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:44:55 2015 No.14169801 >>14169660 Goddammit wasn't Hound coloring thi- >That face on Susan's Sun-Crown Wut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:46:47 2015 No.14169805 >>14169750 Makin' a loooooot of assumptions here anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:46:59 2015 No.14169807 >>14169801 Isn't that just suppose to be a generic anubis? Or is that dragon also the Princess?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:47:15 2015 No.14169810 >>14169781 I don't know, in the profile it says that 30 bugs raping the same guy is the standard, if there are more than that some yuri could be possible while they wait for their turn.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:47:16 2015 No.14169811
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I want to rescue a young, lost MG, take her to Denny's and buy her anything she wants! Denny's at 3AM is the best!

I really fucking love Denny's the more I think about it.
Fuck IHOP.
I can't wait to go to Denny's when I go to Japan next year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:47:29 2015 No.14169813 >>14168271 >implying this is bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:47:32 2015 No.14169815 File: 829 KB, 1003x1417, Harpy catchs Fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna go fisting with a Harpy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:47:34 2015 No.14169816 >>14169793 Great, now I just imagined a shortstack Holstaurus trying to climb onto the taller Holstauri's shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:48:06 2015 No.14169818 >>14169811 Are you a senior citizen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:49:02 2015 No.14169819 >>14169811 >Fuck IHOP Whoa there, anon, let's not get crazy there. I honestly love both Dennys and IHOP. Any place where you can get breakfast whenever is great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:49:10 2015 No.14169820 File: 1.06 MB, 1300x1500, kraken5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Kraken kuddle klub, now accepting members.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:49:26 2015 No.14169821 >>14169815 ummm... k.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:49:54 2015 No.14169826 >>14169797 >that open relationship faggot from eons ago? This has happened before? Christ. When was the last time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:50:29 2015 No.14169829 >>14169820 Kraken is the only oneesan monstergirl I will ever want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:50:30 2015 No.14169828 >>14169820 What does the KKK do? Other then cuddles I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:51:14 2015 No.14169831 >>14169820 Can we kuddle in front of filthy Pharaoh and Anubis houses?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:51:23 2015 No.14169832 I want to break onto a Holst farm, defeat the Minotaur guard and take her for my own!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:51:33 2015 No.14169834 >>14169815 eggs, huge husbando incbus dicks. harpies are great for large insertions

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:51:57 2015 No.14169837
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>>14169819
>Any place where you can get breakfast whenever is great.

Cheap, tons of options, open 24 hours a day. Truly, who could hate Denny's or IHOP?

Denny's is better though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:53:19 2015 No.14169841 >>14169826 I believe it might've been on /jp/ actually. I can recall someone mentioning that they wouldn't mind having hole bros with his waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:54:03 2015 No.14169845 >>14169831 >KKK >going to dark-skinned people's houses Is "kuddle" code for something else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:01:05 2015 No.14169854 File: 1.09 MB, 1600x2000, 1442081980863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169735 So, when does Mr. Montoya bang that Lich that's clearly into him?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:02:08 2015 No.14169857 >>14169750 >>14169797 This is why I stick with one waifu. Having more just complicates your laifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:04:27 2015 No.14169868 >>14169845 No. We should think of some sort of symbol for the KKK. What about someone standing with their arms out, ready to kuddle?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:06:53 2015 No.14169873 >>14169807 Pretty sure it's supposed to be Susan and Chris, the Anubis and Wyvern from Anonymoose's saga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:09:06 2015 No.14169877 >>14169868 And you should wear white fluffy robes, and have pillow cases on your heads!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:10:17 2015 No.14169880 >>14169877 I like this idea very much.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:20:04 2015 No.14169903

>>14169854
While I think that's a bad idea in and of itself, I do recall that the guy at one time talked about a spin-off focused on Sabrina the Teenaged Lich.

With how lewd she talked, I think it would've been great. Sadly, yet another to the pile of dead writefags...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:20:30 2015 No.14169904 File: 358 KB, 2070x1604, 1441045761437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like we're the last in line once more.

>>	Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri Oct 2 00:22:59 2015 No.14169910 >>14169873 It is. >>14169801 And Hound keeps procrastinating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:23:47 2015 No.14169914 File: 260 KB, 888x714, 1443246199366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169904 And so many images left too. What a waste. I want my goddamned were-kittens already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:25:34 2015 No.14169919 >>14169910 >Hound keeps procrastinating. Who here isn't? I should be editing this update I finished, but I'm using the excuse of being tired to put it off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:26:42 2015 No.14169923 >>14169910 Okay then. So what's up with the face on Susan's crown?

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:29:14 2015 No.14169929
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>Got part 2 to salamander story
>laptop crashes before i can save it, and corrupts the recovery file so every letter turns into a #
>makes me want to do pic related
its like my laptop hates salamanders

>>	Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri Oct 2 00:29:23 2015 No.14169930 >>14169923 Less' sense of humour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:30:48 2015 No.14169933 >>14169930 Figured. Thought I'd ask anyway, but figured that'd be it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:31:30 2015 No.14169936 >>14169930 >Less' sense of humour. A 14 year olds? Yaranaika stopped being funny ages ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:32:09 2015 No.14169937 File: 1.13 MB, 1300x1755, 32469443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best Demon.

Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri Oct 2 00:34:54 2015 No.14169945
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>>14169936
>>14169933
I went looking for the best Egyptian tiara design I could find and went with it. On a second look, I saw the sun itself looks like the Solaire one and I found that amusing. But the face on it went otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:36:43 2015 No.14169950 File: 679 KB, 2399x2399, 1441822604989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169937 I'm closing this thread.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:36:58 2015 No.14169951
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>That Kiki story about the dude who adopts the Milf kiki and her daughter

What the fuck went wrong? It was good and then whoever wrote it decided to take it into autistic Latex fetish territory. Dicking the daugtheru was shit too, they're either for dicking or for raising like your own, not both.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:39:33 2015 No.14169957 File: 54 KB, 850x604, 221341415562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169950 No I am with the best Zombie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:40:32 2015 No.14169959 >>14169951 That's just, like, your opinion man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:40:44 2015 No.14169961 File: 905 KB, 1062x1505, 4ac0f0e7539d88a9bcfd861c58b1618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169957 Nope

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:42:12 2015 No.14169964 >>14169807 Wait- That's a wyvern? The hand looks more like a dragons hand to me then a wyverns wing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:42:16 2015 No.14169965 >>14169951 While I agree with you on the whole "Dicking the Daughteru is shit" thing, I've gotta disagree with Latex fetish being shit. Are you telling me you don't want your waifu to get in a skintight latex suit, oil up, and just grind against you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:42:40 2015 No.14169968 >>14169951 Quicksilver_ has a lot of small and really young girls in his story. That damn lolicon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:42:40 2015 No.14169969 >>14169951 that's k, that story is my favorite one of his.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:43:54 2015 No.14169971 File: 53 KB, 417x599, 417px-High_school_dxd_v5_367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169961 Don't take this away from me. If you take this away from me, the anime cat will cry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:43:54 2015 No.14169972 >>14169968 He has some nice Ara aras and CCs too which makes him pretty based imo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:44:06 2015 No.14169973 >>14169951 I didn't much care for it anyways. Kiki bursts into someones life and basically makes him look after her daughter. I kept getting "just using him" vibes from it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:44:56 2015 No.14169975 File: 59 KB, 600x600, 29e0d0855e9667eb595cd16f5d85f4e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169971 Can't stop me now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:45:15 2015 No.14169976 File: 150 KB, 1456x650, 1442716851523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169975 Comfy dragon shall take the honor, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:45:27 2015 No.14169977 >>14169929 you're wrong beast machines don't have the capacity for hate yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:45:46 2015 No.14169980 >>14169951 I want to tell a kiki that she's a disappoint to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:46:37 2015 No.14169981 >>14169973 the nigga was totally into it though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:46:38 2015 No.14169982 File: 75 KB, 1280x720, 1431307879450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169975 >>14169976 I'm going to win this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:46:53 2015 No.14169983 File: 258 KB, 530x800, 20b4aec8edbd235721a360f3ba419034c0ba16c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169976 Niet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:47:31 2015 No.14169988 >>14169980 Calm down Megahitler.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:47:54 2015 No.14169989 File: 214 KB, 700x694, Farewell my pelvis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169982 >>14169983 Allow me to cut in.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:48:14 2015 No.14169991

>>14169965
No, it's extremely specific, fetishistic and weird. The whole Idea of dressing up in sexsuits and shit is weird, it's like fucking usenet chatroom fetish shit. It just grosses me out.

>>14169973
>I kept getting "just using him" vibes from it.

I don't think Kiki's use deceit like that. She just wanted to secure a better life for her and her daughter and Anon happened to be the perfect candidate for facilitating that. It's not like it was one-sided either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:48:31 2015 No.14169992 File: 446 KB, 564x800, Perfection.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Might as well try and see if I can get last image for one of my favorite Loen and Holstaur images.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:48:43 2015 No.14169994 >>14169951 >I don't like thing Okay. You're gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:49:16 2015 No.14170001 File: 1022 KB, 857x1076, 4cff5aa85fa1d5031ef2690519bd1961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169982

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:49:29 2015 No.14170002 File: 794 KB, 830x1200, 1440812150332.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169982 I cold help you just sign under the dotted line.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:50:02 2015 No.14170005 Do we have to have a dumb last image war like last thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:50:03 2015 No.14170006 >>14169991 Are you seriously complaining about fetishes, specific fetishes, and weird fetishes in a monstergirl thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:50:26 2015 No.14170008 File: 317 KB, 1000x1000, 1443234231762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Actual last image from the master herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:50:35 2015 No.14170009 File: 395 KB, 970x1592, kokonoe 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get out of here with your bad taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:51:50 2015 No.14170012 File: 100 KB, 620x877, 1443033311788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:51:55 2015 No.14170013 one day I shall remember to look at what I type before I post it. today will not be that day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:51:59 2015 No.14170014 >>14170005 >Does this thread have to do something dumb? Anon, come on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:52:00 2015 No.14170015 File: 90 KB, 813x1000, 29212938_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14169992 Loen didn't draw that, silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:52:11 2015 No.14170017 File: 686 KB, 1074x1441, Ass liberator!!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170009 Robots > Cats

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:52:55 2015 No.14170022

>>14170006
Latex is past the point of monster girl fetishdom, if there was a MG that appealed to latex-fags, that'd be fine, but putting a kiki and her daughter in latex is just weird. It weird to just heavily inject a fetish into a story about MGs that have nothing to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:53:11 2015 No.14170023 >>14170014 I'd at least like our stupidity to have some variety.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:53:24 2015 No.14170025 >>14170002 I'd sign for a delicious brown demon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:53:31 2015 No.14170026 >>14169977 so were will you be when the golem uprising happens?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:53:51 2015 No.14170028 >>14169991 I bet you think monster bits are weird too. nerd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:54:01 2015 No.14170030 File: 538 KB, 1000x1414, 1440980160006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170017 Noel sucks, get a better waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:54:23 2015 No.14170033 >>14169991 I know, but the plot was basically "My babies daddy is a dick and I need a new baby daddy to provide for us" and I just can't get over that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:54:46 2015 No.14170035 File: 560 KB, 550x777, 64b9a18b580f9a2f10c7049ee75e52ce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170009 >not the yandere goddess So much for posting Hsien-ko I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:55:18 2015 No.14170037 >>14170022 >tfw writers and their fictional characters can't have fetishes Pack it up writefags, you've been had.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:55:34 2015 No.14170039 File: 118 KB, 850x1062, BulletHellhound.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170030 got mine right here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:56:05 2015 No.14170043 File: 568 KB, 466x750, fa82529aec2c5e54de2d5f81aa6d205e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170037 Is cute stuff a fetish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:56:13 2015 No.14170044 >>14168943 >Cavalier >Fighter Wyvern >Cleric blue Oni >Bard Harpy 1. Recover the Tome of Noticeable Evil I decided to join the lich instead because I don't trust those nobles.

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:56:29 2015 No.14170045

>>14170033
>"My babies daddy is a dick and I need a new baby daddy to provide for us"

But again, it wasn't one sided. Anon got an expert chef, cleaner, accountant, and lover out of it. They also got him a job when he said he was going to run out of money shortly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:56:39 2015 No.14170046 >>14170033 That's fine, but I think it's only natural for a Kikimora to want a master.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:57:15 2015 No.14170048 >>14170037 But my corruption fetish demands to be fed with demon women!

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:57:28 2015 No.14170049
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>>14170035
>Liking Nu
>Not liking the superior Lambda

Lambda is one of the only characters that doesn't treat Ragna like crap. Not to mention she's the good part of Nu without the murder tendencies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:57:32 2015 No.14170050 >>14170043 As long as you're not one of those faggots who has a boobie fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:57:41 2015 No.14170051 >>14170043 Yes you filthy deviant, now leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:57:59 2015 No.14170054 >>14170030 I ship NoelxMakoto. >inb4 GTFO >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:57:59 2015 No.14170055 >>14170015 Dammit I'm tired, that's still one of my all time favorite Holstaur images, one I meant to post was already posted here so I'll just link it. >>14168105

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:59:21 2015 No.14170057 File: 997 KB, 3200x4800, 1432862502751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170049 Now I remember that the /v/ drawthreads have a Lambdafag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:00:21 2015 No.14170059 File: 1.09 MB, 749x991, 3bc272da18793b4c6667541f17b5076b644c3bed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170030 Makoto is best musclegirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:01:54 2015 No.14170063 File: 387 KB, 1055x1000, 2bb5d6bddda575df2e894b01858e29f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170057 There were a good few Lambdafags in the /v/ thread. Hell those threads were the reason I got into the game, that and Makoto.

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