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14155199 No.14155199 [Reply] [Original]

Unloved girls need to open threads once in a while too.

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>> No.14155201

Fuckin' A, man, that was 10 minutes of terror.

>> No.14155208

>>14155199
Damn right they do. Aquatic succubutts are surprisingly good for how little attention they receive.

>> No.14155209
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14155209

I love skeleton girls we should definitely see more of them.

>> No.14155213

>>14155201
I would have made one sooner but I was paranoid someone else would while I was deciding on an image.

>> No.14155216

>>14155209
Seems legit. Definitely not a paladin looking to indulge his shameful skeleton girl fetish.

>> No.14155217

>>14155213
I was going to give it another 5 minutes before I tried doing it myself. Thanks for saving me.

>> No.14155219

>>14155199
From what portion of the back is the Nereids tail sprouting from?

>> No.14155223
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14155223

>"Package for Mr. Anon"

>> No.14155225
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14155225

Is this new?

>> No.14155229

>>14155219
Small of her back, it looks like. Don't worry anon, buttstuff is still on the menu.

>> No.14155230

>>14155219
I hope it's the tail bone. Hate those lower back tails, they look stupid as fuck.

>> No.14155231

>>14155219
I think it's coming from the usual place for tails but the angle makes it look like it's higher up.
>>14155223
Oh boy I wonder what's inside, I better hurry up and open this.

>> No.14155233

>>14155223
At least it's not a Cait Sith.

>> No.14155235

>>14155225
Get that shit outa here.

>> No.14155237

>>14155225
That girl is old news.
That picture? Not sure.

>> No.14155238
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14155238

tomorrow i have money!
tomorrow i can eat!

>> No.14155239

>>14155225
Probably.

>> No.14155241

>>14155225
I haven't got it in the folder I have for her that's for sure.

>> No.14155242

>>14155208
>surprisingly good
Understatement, man. Nereids are best Succubus species and one of my favorite MGE designs.

>> No.14155243

>>14155225
this is suppose to be oggie boogies right?

>> No.14155246

Gentlemen!
I've grown tired of this cat and dog affair!
To end the senseless violence I've merged a werecat and a kobold!
The first kippy pack shall be born in nine months!

>> No.14155247

>>14155242
>Nereids are best Succubus
Not in a world were lilim exist.

>> No.14155248

>>14155242
They're right up there with vampires for me.

>> No.14155252

>>14155238
Are you implying that ushi is broke? Because she doesn't look broke.

>> No.14155255

>>14155247
I wouldn't turn down a Lilim if she offered me sex, but I have a love for ocean monster girls. Slow, gentle, beachside sexytimes as the sun sets and the waves break on the shore can't be beat.

>> No.14155257

>>14155246
Mad scientist anon is this going to be like the Manticore/Holst hybrid? We're still cleaning up after the last time.

>> No.14155258

>>14155242
Free spirited chill succubi that still fuck like rabid weasels. Sounds good to me.
I also have a thing for fin feet on aquatic girls, so that's a bonus.

>> No.14155259

>>14155247
Make like a caffeinated librarian handling a reference book, and leaf.

>> No.14155262

>>14155243
Looks like it.

>> No.14155263 [SPOILER] 
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14155263

How would your Oni waifu react if you replaced all her booze with blueberry cobbler ale?

>> No.14155266

>>14155252
I was actually taking about myself as ive been living on cans of relentless for a week.

but enough about me, would you eat what that ushi is making?

>> No.14155267

>>14155262
any writefag write a lewd version of the songs for her?

>> No.14155270
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14155270

a childhood friend or paladin-chan would make a good candidate for parastie slime. gooey tentacle loving

>> No.14155273

>>14155263
Depends if it's actually any good.

>> No.14155274

>>14155263
I'm not into alcohol, so I don't know.

>> No.14155276

>>14155270
nah parasite slime's are 100% purge material right up there with matango and roper's

>> No.14155277

>>14155266
depends on what it smells like. Ushis aren't known for their culinary skills.

>> No.14155278

>>14155263
It'll be like that pic of the cookie monster with a bunch of fruit going WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

>> No.14155279

>>14155270
I wish Parasite Slimes didn't just consist of a bitch sitting on a barely sentient slimeball.

>> No.14155281

>>14155270
Is it wrong that I imagine Parasite Slimes taking on a more humanoid appearance as they get used to their host body?
I like to think they don't erase the mind of their host, and that eventually the two are able to work together.
Kind of a "Symbiote Slime" if you will.

>> No.14155283

>>14155270
No they need to choose their own path!

>> No.14155286

>>14155270
What do you mean "or?" Paladin childhood friend turned Slime Carrier or bust.

>> No.14155287

>>14155270
No thank you.

>> No.14155290

>>14155281
>I like to think they don't erase the mind of their host
well i do
thats my fetish ,
i guess thats why I like date's work alot.

>> No.14155291

>>14155281
Symbiotes are cool.

>> No.14155293

>>14155270
Absolutely not

>> No.14155295

Think of every monster girl writefag that is bad, that you hate, or just generally dislike.
Got em?
Good
Think of something nice about them
and your favorite MG they have done

>> No.14155297

>>14155295
Impossible, everything they do is shit.

>> No.14155298

>>14155230
that's were KC puts those tails though
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/648503317639749632

>> No.14155300

>>14155281
that's what i thought when i read about it. a symbiote like Venom. without or without the "We love you husband."

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>>14155263
I get beaten and the neighbors hear the domestic abuse and call the police.

Then I pretend I got my bruises from falling down stairs. Because I'm a clumsy Human...

>> No.14155308

>>14155303
Uncensored version. Please.

>> No.14155309

>>14155291
Parasite Slimes are vastly improved by making them symbiotes instead.
Instead of erasing their host's mind, they become sort of whispering voice in the back of her head, encouraging her to give in to her feelings and go fuck her childhood friend senseless.
The slime might even join in. Imagine having a threesome with your childhood friend and her busty pink slime partner.

>> No.14155312

>>14155263
Not as badly as she would if I replaced it with Coors or Bud.

>> No.14155313

>>14155277
still having a monster girl cook for you (however badly) would be nice.

>> No.14155315

>>14155308
It shows up on google image search. Make sure safe search is off.

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>>14155263
I'd get a stern talking-to and I'd get sent to the nearest liquor store to buy some Jack Daniels.

That brewery makes much worse stuff. If I replaced all her booze with pic related, I would die.

>> No.14155322

>>14155309
I like this. Would the smiles be able to modify the host's body as well?

>> No.14155337

I want to walk up to the toughest looking MGs there are, grab their butts/boobs while calling them trashy whores. Then scream 'IT'S JUST A PRANK!' while they tear off my clothes to rape me and teach me a lesson.

>> No.14155340

>>14155322
they already do modify the host internally, so a symbiote doing some external modifications wouldn't be much of a stretch

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14155342

5500 power liches.

>> No.14155345
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>>14155309
> Parasite Slimes are vastly improved by making them symbiotes instead.
I agree, but the other way around.
They don't erase their host's mind, but they relegate it to a carried-along observer in their own head, forced to watch in mute anguish as the slime uses her pure, righteous voice to flirt shamelessly with boys, and then turns her pure, righteous body into a slimy cumdumpster for anyone she can entrap.

>> No.14155349

Hug the Yeti, her body is ready and I hope yours is too

>> No.14155350

>>14155342
I want to see more MGE girls with varied body types and features like that one.

>> No.14155352

>>14155349

I don't want a hug.

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14155353

>>14155337
You want to get raped, bro?
Because that's how you get raped.

>> No.14155354

>>14155342
my fave undead and i usually shy away from them, but i love the magical scientist body modifications bit and their design is beautiful

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>>14155342
Livin' the necromancer pimp life.

>> No.14155356

>>14155350
How about a tall flat chested Yeti with a long ponytail?

>> No.14155360

>>14155356
Absolutely. But is she at least bottom heavy to compensate?

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14155361

That ass though.

>> No.14155362
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14155362

How do you guys feel about chimaeras having multiple personalities?

>> No.14155368

>>14155340
They'd probably have to eat a lot if they want to gain any mass in certain areas.

>> No.14155369

>>14155362
It's alright.
Those shoulder heads HAVE to go though.

>> No.14155370

>>14155360
I was thinking a sporty body type with lightly toned muscles.

The kind of girl who enjoys a nice jog in the snow each morning before coming home to cuddle her husband who still hasn't woken up.

>> No.14155371

>>14155281
That's sort of what happens, aside from the humanoid appearance bit.

>> No.14155375

>>14155361
>You will never walk in on your Lich waifu, deep in research and study, then ask her if the ritual to resurrect your penis is underway, making her groan as she flicks through her tome.

>> No.14155376

>>14155362
Don't care, they're butt-ass ugly anyways

>> No.14155381

>>14155362
like sensui?

>> No.14155383

>>14155362
I love it, I'm in the minority who don't mind the design too. I wish more monster girls with multiple personalities were explored by KC, something with two bodies but the same mind would be great.

Lesbo plant was a step in the right direction but something that can split up and hunt you while still being the same girl would be great.

>> No.14155384

>>14155362
Her design would look far better without those ugly head pauldrons.

>> No.14155386

>>14155370
That's nice.

>> No.14155387
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>>14155362
Would be better if they were actual chimeras and not a girl with giant pauldrons.

>> No.14155390

>>14155362
The stock personalities all sound good, so I'm all for it.

>> No.14155399

Would you love your waifu even if you found out that she was secretly the city's most-wanted crime boss?

>> No.14155403

>>14155399
My waifu is awesome.

>> No.14155406

>>14155399
But evil girls are my fetish. That and love.

>> No.14155409

>>14155399
"Evil" girls who are still loving to those close to them are a weakness of mine. There's probably something wrong with me but I'm the type who only cares about immediate friends and family so her ordering thugs to drown some poor sod at the docks wouldn't really phase me.

>> No.14155411

>>14155399
Sure, but would I know about it? Or just be the oblivious house husband who assumes the scary-looking MGs she works with are just employees in her non-descript business.

It must be successful with all the money we get. Maybe I'll bake some of her employees biscuits, or a cake.

>> No.14155412

>>14155399
How can she be the city's most-wanted crime boss if that's supposed to be me?

>> No.14155415

>>14155399

>A kejourou being head of the Yakuza

Oh hell

But to answer your question yes.

>> No.14155420

>>14155399
i like bad girls, redeeming them is optional

>> No.14155424

>>14155399
>Alp crime boss

I gotta know how that came about, or how she stays at the top.

>> No.14155427

>>14155368
There's something boner inducing about a girl able to put away an entire buffet and yet not gain any weight.
Except where it counts.

>> No.14155428
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>>14155411
>"My husband baked you all a cake, you'll be happy to know."
>There's a clamor of praise around the table.
>A grizzled Grizzly Bear girl boss of the 'Honey Bears' with an eyepatch looks up.
>"Not for me thanks, I'm not very hungry."
>There's loud gasps from others attending the meeting, followed by a hush silence. They all look at her like she just spat in the boss's face.
>You quickly step in and mention that it's not problem, but your waifu slams her fist on the table and asks you politely to leave the room.
>Oh dear, you hope you haven't caused any problems.

>> No.14155430

>>14155427
Oh yeah. Clothes ripping from breast and ass expansion is good too.

>> No.14155432

>>14155424
You are now imagining a tiny alp with a 1940s gangster suit and tie and a Brooklyn accent bossing you around while throttling an Oni.

>> No.14155439

>>14155399
What crime ring are we talking here? Yakuza? Cartel? Triad? Italian mafia? Irish mafia? Russian mafia?
If it's Russian mafia, does this mean I'm married to monster girl Balalaika?

>> No.14155445

>>14155399
>Angel crime boss
Okay, I'm curious how this would even work.

>> No.14155447

>>14155428
What kinda cunt doesn't want to have a free cake?

>> No.14155448

>>14155322
>Girl wants a body modification
>She tells her parasite she'd like to try out having larger breasts
>The parasite fused into her body billows out, and takes a very simple humanoid form to communicate verbally
>Tells the girl that doing something like that is a very involved, complex process that only dark slimes are familiar with
>She still wants to try it anyway
>The slime almost sighs, then carries the girl off to her bathroom, setting her down in the bathtub
>The slime warns that this might get a little intense, and that they'll have to flood the girl's brain with endorphins, and essentially turn her into an orgasming mess, as it's the only way slimes really operate
>The girl lies back on a pillow of her slime parasite, and watches it engulf her breasts
>She starts to moan as the slime absorbs into her skin, making her brain tingle and go all pink and fuzzy as it alters her body on a molecular level
>A slime tentacle slips softly between her legs to help carry her along
>She watches in detached wonder, pleasured almost to the point of an out-of-body experience, as her breasts, buyoant within their slimy bubble, start to soften
>The slime inside her is working at every cell of her body, undoing bonds and breaking down membranes, making sure that her nerves can only send sensations of pleasure to her brain

>> No.14155449

>>14155399
>Hinezumi crime boss
Awww yisss.

>> No.14155452

>>14155448
>They become like dough or putty, pliable and hypersensitive as the parasite kneads them apart, until they finally lose all cohesion
>The girl's chest is like a slime's, gooey and semiliquid, her melted, slime-infused skin like the bubbles inside a lava lamp
>Her breasts dissolve and vanish entirely as her chest rises and falls rapidly, her mind flooded by the overstimulation
>She watches as the parasite's slime begins to coalesce, darkening from transparent pink, to the colour of her own skin
>Slowly, like a potter working with clay, the slime starts to knit and reconstitute back into her chest
>Her breasts begin to reform, even larger than before, nipples slowly fizzing back into existence
>She wants more than anything to be able to play with them, but the parasite keeps her arms pinned, so as not to interupt the procedure
>Instead sensing her thoughts, it begins a slowy milking motion, sucking and tugging on her nipples even as her breasts swell, ballooning out in their liquid cocoon
>When the girl finally orgasms, the slime gives one final tease of her nipples, letting small sprays of misty white milk leak out into the clear goo
>Well, now it knows they're definitely functional
>Minutes later, the girl is lifted out of the bathtub by the slime, supporting her limbs so she can walk, even with its slightly reduced mass
>She can't help but marvel at her breasts the whole time, playing with them to make sure that they're real
>Of course, the slime matter's perfectly intergrated into her body, completely transformed into her own cells
>She asks her parasite if it can manage a full-body modification someday
>Exhausted by the task, the slime just slumps weakly over her shoulder, mimicking a little pouty face

>> No.14155453

>>14155428
Well I mean I can just them some drinks if they're not hungry, they like Sweet Tea right?

>> No.14155454

>>14155448
>>14155452
Oh that's good.

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>>14155445
>you find out your angel waifu is a crime boss
>terrified that she'll bump you off or something
>"Oh, don't worry, Anon. I just kill my enemies with kindness and love!"
>you breathe a sigh of relief
>she takes out two tommy guns
>"These are Kindness and Love."

>> No.14155461

>>14155455
That's hot as fuck.

>> No.14155464

>>14155399
I would try to sing this with her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_0ANsQ0XnI

I doubt Anubis loves musicals though.

>> No.14155465

>>14155399
>Holstaur crime boss
Its the perfect cover, living out in the woods with her husband. Nobody would suspect a thing. To answer your question yes, though she would get a stern talking to about why she didn't tell me before because of all the vidya we could have bought.

>> No.14155466

>>14155270
I kinda liked this story.

http://pastebin.com/QTgV9f6x

>> No.14155469

>>14155298
He sucks ogre ass.

>> No.14155470

>>14155447
A strict diabetic?

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>>14149047
>be Tanuki's husbando
>she takes you home to meet her parents
>she introduces you to her father
How are you going to live up to the legend?

>> No.14155474

>>14155461
>she comes home one day with her valkyrie assistant
>the valkyrie is fireman's carrying some poor sap who's tied up and blindfolded
>"Anon, sweetie, don't come in the basement for a few hours. I need to ask this nice man some questions."
>they go into the interrogation basement
>a bit later you hear your Angel waifu start yelling something
>"AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE"

>> No.14155475

>>14155470
Mamono mana cures illnesses, hell if it can cure autism then diabetes is nothing.

>> No.14155476

>>14155474
>Quoting Jules
>She's an Angel for double the blasphemy
I couldn't be more happy I married such an individual.

>> No.14155484

>>14155399
>Mantis Crime Boss

Huh, so would it be a gang full of Mantis' and Kunoichi or something? It would be pretty cool to have a leader of some ninja gang as a wife.

>> No.14155487

>>14155399
Do pirate captains count as crime bosses?

>> No.14155488

>>14155473
"If I act now, can I marry your other daughter, too?"

>> No.14155491

Which is better at digging? Wurms or ant girls?

>> No.14155495
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14155495

Be careful, Christmas Cake Monster Girls are very "forward", and will come up with all sorts of schemes to trap and keep young Human Boys. Be smart, don't fall for their tricks.

>> No.14155496

>>14155487
Yar!

>> No.14155500

>>14155473
>That booming voice
>That perfect-pitch energy
>That glorious facial hair
I'd hate to be the son of that man. Can you imagine the legacy you have to live up to?

>> No.14155501

>>14155495
That's a human girl though.

>> No.14155503

>>14155495
Isn't that Cynthia from Pokemon?

>> No.14155504

>>14155495
Don't be a pussy, she looks totally legit.

>> No.14155505

>>14155495
While I can appreciate your taste in best Pokemon girl and will enjoy having more lewds of her, that is a human girl, sir

>> No.14155509

>>14155501
>>14155503
That's exactly what she wants you to think, and when you sneak up to her BAM you notice the wings, tail, horns, and claws she was hiding.

>> No.14155511

>>14155495
I know its a trap, but everything about that picture makes me just want to dive in there.
>>14155501
>>14155503
>>14155505
>implying you wouldn't

>> No.14155515

>>14155501
thats the trap
shes the cheese

>> No.14155516

>>14155511
Never said I wouldn't (believe me, I would if I could), just saying that's a human girl.

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14155518

>>14155476
>next week your waifu and her Valkyrie friend come home with another guy
>they go into the interrogation basement
>a half hour later, your Angel waifu comes back up with a few bloodstains on her white suit
>"Sweetie, we need you for advanced intimidation tactics. Be down in ten minutes, OK?"
>as she heads back to the basement, you go up to the bedroom to change into your advanced intimidation costume
>it's pic related

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14155519

>>14155516
What if she ends up pulling off her mask revealing she's actually a Walrus girl?

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14155522

>>14154890
I'll be fine, nothing could go wrong.

>> No.14155525

>>14155352
She's coming to eat you on your next ski trip, nice knowing you negativity-kun

>> No.14155526

>>14155519
>pulling off the mask
Wouldn't it be extremely painful?

>> No.14155537

>>14155525
People just don't like being hugged, anon, you just have to accept it.

>> No.14155541

>>14155526
She's a big girl

>> No.14155548

>>14155522
Those aren't onis, silly. Those are just regular pedophiles.

>> No.14155555

>>14155525
Sounds sketchy, like it's some kind of free ski resort type of place that lures people in and forces them through business selling bullshit like real estate and whatever.

>>14155548
Shotas can't rent apartments anon.

>> No.14155558

>>14155473
>'Hi, Anon here with the Perfect Husband!'
>'Are you afraid that your daughter will find a poor man to marry? Afraid that he'll mooch off her success and drag her down?'
>Well, look no further! The Perfect Husband is everything that you are looking for!'
>'The Perfect Husband is a college graduate that comes preestablished with a steady career and home with an affordable home.'
>'The Perfect Husband Will work dilligently to provide for your daughter & be the support she needs in all of her future endeavors.
>'But that's not all! The Perfect Husband will ensure the continuation of your line, impregnating your daughter with beautiful grandchildren!'
>'You get it all! The Perfect Husband, the home and business set-up, and the personl guarantee of two grandchildren, all for the low price of your daughter's hand in marriage.'
>'But I'm not done yet! Act now, and we'll double the grandchildren! That's four grandchildren ! Ensure that your legacy conquers the business world, all for the same low price!'
>'Here's how to order!'

>> No.14155565

>>14155558
He better be white tho.

>> No.14155567

>>14155558
I guarantee that's how you'd get smacked upside the back of the head.

>> No.14155573

>>14155281
>>14155309
Yes I agree. Right now they are pure purge tier.
Having somekind of internal argueing going on between the slime and the girl could also be grounds for some hilarious situations/dialog.

Would make a nice story.

>> No.14155590

>>14155454
Thanks. It's different to write from a female perspective, but I kind of like the idea of a slime parasite acting as a friend/guardian to a girl.
Maybe I'll write something proper about her getting a melty, full-body alteration from the parasite. She could try out different body types like clothes, switching between loli, tall and busty, or even feeling what it's like to take on the shapes of other monstergirls, sans their abilities.

>> No.14155592

>>14155518
Always a catch...

Well, at least she won't be raping him so there'll be nothing to distract her if he somehow gets his hands on a katana.

>> No.14155601

I want to smack an Ogre's butt and call her a very nice woman.

>> No.14155622

>>14155518
>this ain't mah supa suit!.jpg

>> No.14155648

>>14155622
>Not being Gimp, scourge of the normies

>> No.14155650

>>14154050
>implying zombies aren't lie puppies in that their affection shows in everything they do

>> No.14155697

>>14155537
Not if you forget to hold F and go faster to escape her, then the Yeti wins

Her prize is free hugs

>> No.14155717
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14155717

Frankenstein Zombie variants when?

>> No.14155753

I want a mean fuzzy girl like a jinko or a hellhound for example, who everyone thinks is a bully to take interest in me, then when she confesses I want to reciprocate her feelings but bully her too with things like: nibbling on her ears, cuddling her, sniffing her hair, tanking her tail, kissing her unawares, etc. I want to make a big mean girl flustered.

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>>14155522
>This could have been all kinds of delicious ara ara gentle femdom from all sides mania
>instead 20+ pages of degeneracy
It's really hard being a normalfag with a tentacle fixation.

>> No.14155762

I'm gonna strap a bulletproof vest on a grizzly girl and have an invincible bear running around, raping our churches, burning our women

>> No.14155779

>>14155759
what exactly happens to that guy?

>> No.14155780

Demon Onee-san missionaries when?

>> No.14155783

>>14155780
I want to do missionary with my demon onee-san.

>> No.14155789

>>14155779
Sounding.

>> No.14155803
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REMINDER

>> No.14155808

>>14155789
>degeneracy
after actually having had a catheter inserted thats no longer something I want to read.

>> No.14155810

>>14155717
I kind of want this, but like with a mad scientist trying to create the most perfect waifu that knows all of his deepest fetishes

>> No.14155825

>>14155803
She does it for free?

>> No.14155826

>>14155717
Dr. Victor Frankenstein is the perfect example of what happens to you if you don't take responsibility.

>> No.14155830

>>14155825
F O R F R E E
O
R

F
R
E
E

>> No.14155833

>>14155810
and the mad scientist crosses paths with a Lich over body parts. he's trying to create the perfect waifu, she's looking to build the perfect husband.

>> No.14155834

>>14155810
I sort of want a different take on it with the guy being the "monster" only rather than a monster boy he's just a normal resurrected human with some parts missing and his Lich waifu is trying to rebuild him.

Lots of Monotone talk from her when he's strapped down to the operating table and if he gets anxious she reassures him with a kiss on the forehead before continuing the procedure.

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>>14155399
My vampire crime-boss waifu is the most evil of all of them, She kidnaps orphans and sell them to cake monstergirls with much love to give

>> No.14155841

>>14155836
As in actual or metaphorical cake?

>> No.14155843

>>14155830
>~=*[Look at my text flair, I'm from /fit/]*=~

>>14155834
How much are we talking about in terms of replaced? And is it more human parts, or is he getting cat or dragon claws and stuff?

>> No.14155845

>>14155834
>that
>human

KC plz

>> No.14155846

>>14155399
>Crow Tengu boss
Well she has the brains, but not the guts.

>> No.14155850

>>14155843
>How much are we talking about in terms of replaced?
Maybe a left foot, a few fingers on his hand, a rib cage or two and one of his eyes.

All human parts of course, she's not going to give him a horse cock or anything.

>> No.14155852

>>14155850
>a rib cage or two
>or two

>> No.14155856

>>14155850
>horse cock
Now THAT'S dangerous! Guys, don't let your guard down!!

>> No.14155858

>>14155856
>horse cock

Don't worry anon, the DE will give him one without the need for surgery.

>> No.14155862

>>14155850
So he won't have an enormous schwanzstucker?

>> No.14155863

>>14155242
>drown women to make them nereids
>best

No.

>> No.14155868

>>14155863
Who needs 'em?

>> No.14155871

>>14155863
But it feels really good, anon.

>> No.14155874

>>14155863
And?

>> No.14155877

>>14155355
This was Loen right?

>> No.14155878
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>>14155852
I goofed. He's not an abomination.
>>14155856
Talking of Disgaea it gives me an excuse to post this semen demon.

>> No.14155879

>>14155871
>feels really good, anon
>snuff feels good
Then maybe you should try self-asphyxiation. Or dating a will-o-wisp.

>> No.14155880

>>14155863
>drowns human women to make them superior monstergirls

fixed

>> No.14155882

>>14155879
MAMONO MANA, anon.

>> No.14155884

>>14155399
Depends on what kind of criminal she was. If she was something like SKR's Ken sure, if she was something like Haguro from wolf guy, forget it.

I don't know a lot of female crime bosses.

>> No.14155885

>>14155879
>snuff
Nigga do you think KC would have anyone actually drown in his setting?

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>>14155879
REALLY GOOD, ANON.

>> No.14155892

>>14155868
>>14155871
>>14155874
>>14155880
All this "we hate women to the point we'd rather see them killed" is getting really cringey if I'm being honest. Yeah, so they become monstergirls, it's still not okay.

>> No.14155893

>>14155885
How do you think Will-O-Wisps work, anon? Specifically the bit where it mentions getting freaky with the souls of the dead. Or how do any of the undead work for that matter.

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>>14155884
She's like pic related.

>> No.14155896

>>14155892
They become monstergirls. Everyone is happy.

>> No.14155897

>>14155892
Seriously I understand this is an escapism thread but all this FUCK HUMAN WOMAN stuff is cringy as fuck.

>> No.14155898

>>14155877
No, this one is from .less.

>> No.14155899
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Remember not to dick the magic mushrooms

>> No.14155902

>>14155895
>war maniac that would even kill a kid'

No thank you.

>> No.14155904

>>14155899
>Dungeon Meshi

mah nigga

>> No.14155908

>>14155892
>>14155897
I wonder who's behind these posts

>> No.14155910

>>14155899
But I want to grow twice my size!

>> No.14155912

>>14155892
>>14155897
We don't necessarily hate human women.

We just think they'd y'know, be better off as monstergirls.

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>>14155863
>>14155892
Im glad MG arnt real because I would be out purging with the best of um.

>> No.14155915
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>>14155908
>Oh, Paladin-chan. It was you all along!

>> No.14155918

>>14155897
Tumblr please leave, I bet you don't even read Asanagi doujins.

>> No.14155920

>>14155892
>Yeah, so they become monstergirls, it's still not okay.
Yes?

>> No.14155921

>>14155902
To be fair, that kid murdered a bunch of her soldiers and were getting off on torture. It was pretty much an eye for an eye from her point of view. What would you have done in her situation?
Can't deny that her voice is pretty much the sexiest in the entire series.

>> No.14155923

>>14155912
I hate Human Women, hail to our superior Lilim overlords.

>> No.14155924

>>14155892
Feeling triggered?

>> No.14155925
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Wendigo tail wagging sounds

>> No.14155926

>>14155908
Who DO you think is behind these posts?

>> No.14155929

>>14155926
A silly alp?

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>>14155904
Started reading because of the cooking but it's all about that elf bullying now

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>>14155914
>and probably lets people watch her give birth too

jesus christ

>> No.14155934

>>14155926
A bitter human woman who thought banning sex golems would finally get her dick?

>> No.14155937

>>14155921
I wasn't necessarily talking about the twins, she's fully embraced criminal life and would do whatever to meet her goals, and while that's great on paper, it does not a good person make.

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>>14155892

Human women are a disease, and monsters are the cure.

>> No.14155942

>>14155930
The natural order.

>> No.14155945

>>14155933
If I was paid a substantial amount of money to watch her pop out another daughteru, I totally would.

>> No.14155947

>>14155929
Even alps would be into corrupting the human girls!

>> No.14155948

Just remember, most of the anti-human anons here will never fuck anything more than their hand. They're just salty they can't get a date.

>> No.14155950

>>14155937
Agreed completely. Bala's a complete badass, but people like that in real life are terrifying.
It still doesn't keep her from being sexiest character in the series, save Roberta.

>> No.14155951

>>14155924
Would you be okay to come home and see some fish bitch drowning your mother in the tub to "fix" her? Or seeing a mass of tentacles violating her to impregnate her with a parasite that will change her as you know her?

>inb4 I hate my mom

>> No.14155953

>>14155939
Fuck feminist pride, fuck the media, fuck all of it! America is diseased, rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. Burn it down!

>> No.14155956

>>14155951
That's terribly sexy.

>> No.14155958

>>14155948
No shit

>> No.14155959

>>14155951

Yes, I would be fine with it.

My mother is completely bedridden and can't even feed herself anymore. Why not jump at a chance to fix her?

>> No.14155960

>>14155951
My mother isn't 2D. Typical tumblr not being able to separate reality from fiction.

>> No.14155961

>>14155960
what's the point of fantasy if you're not going to pretend it's real

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>>14155948
>Human women are shit
>Y-You're just jealous! You're a neckbeard who can't handle a real woman! M-Misogynist!
You enjoy those human women Anon

>> No.14155963

>>14155960
>Missing the point

>> No.14155966

>>14155951
>drowning
Uh, my feelings aside, I don't think KC intended it to come across like that...

>> No.14155968

>>14155929
So you agree with anything that 4chan "culture" says? You are a failure at life because you don't want to be a "normie", you want to be the little girl, enjoy torturing small animals and get hard to scat?

Don't try so hard to fit in everywhere.

>>14155934
This, sadly, I can't counter.

>> No.14155969

>>14155951
That would be horrifying.

>> No.14155971

>>14155948
Whatever you say anon.

>> No.14155973

>>14155968
4chan culture is against animal abuse and against scat

what are you even doing with your life

>> No.14155974

>>14155951
Where is the order when you need it? Shit like this should never happen to anyone.

>> No.14155975

>>14155968
>o you agree with anything that 4chan "culture" says? You are a failure at life because you don't want to be a "normie", you want to be the little girl, enjoy torturing small animals and get hard to scat?
>Don't try so hard to fit in everywhere.
What? Did you reply to the wrong post?

>> No.14155976

>>14155963
I got it, it was just too retarded to give a proper reply.

>> No.14155979

>>14155968
>4chan culture
>animal abuse
Hold the fucking phone.

>> No.14155982

>>14155968
>You are a failure at life because you don't want to be a "normie", you want to be the little girl, enjoy torturing small animals and get hard to scat?
I love when retards think /b/ represents all of 4chan, the revolving door back to reddit is right there my friend

>> No.14155983

>>14155951
Well my Mother has a bunch of medical conditions, and Mamono Mana is supposed to heal physical ailments. She's look young, be healthy, and get whatever super powers come with whatever monster she becomes.

I mean yeah. All things considered why wouldn't someone want to be a Monster Girl? It's a pretty good deal.

>> No.14155987

>>14155973
>against animal abuse and scat
>I was never here for /b/ circa 2003-07

>> No.14155992

>>14155983
they have aspirations other than spending the rest of their life as sex-crazed fiends

>> No.14155997

>>14155968
You're new.

>> No.14155998

>>14155992
>Monster Girls are sex 24/7
We are being shilled by Paladins

>> No.14155999

Forced conversion is just a way for the edgelords to get their corruption fetish. It's already established that KCs world building is shit and makes no logical sense. Make it a process that can only be done willingly in your headcannon and move on with your life.

>> No.14156002

>>14155992
>the rest of their life as sex-crazed fiends
So I'll assume that your parents have never ever had sex before?
Also, as >>14155998 said, that isn't even the case.

>> No.14156005

>>14155982
>wasn't here for when we were the internet hate machine
>thinks his opinion matters

>> No.14156006

>>14155992
Aspirations like dying from terminal illness?

>> No.14156008

>>14155987
>>14156005
nobody actually liked that. they posted it for shock value at most. it's extremely unlikely that you were around for that.

>> No.14156009

>>14155992
Most people like sex so getting to be able to have more of it isn't a downside. Old people are no exception regardless of how much we want them to be.

Source: Worked with old people.

>> No.14156011

>>14155999
You can be much edgier then turning a woman into a montergirl.

>> No.14156012

>>14155982
>missing the point

>> No.14156013

>>14156006
>MGs live forever
>Everyone fears death

>> No.14156017

>>14155999
I think it's a good way to have bad ends and add tension to a place. Excellent flavor for adventures and stories.

The people that wax on over how hard it gets them and how it's good and they're doing humans a favor are just creepy.

That includes KC and his painting of the subject.

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>>14154189
You just excluded all big, meaty, fluffy paw girls, and that's terrible

>> No.14156020

>>14156019
That Anubis looks pudgy! I want to mock her big belly!

>> No.14156023

>>14155999
I prefer consensual conversion.

>> No.14156025

>>14156019
They can. Hell, I can do it with my foot and that is certainly not the most dexterous limb for the job.

>> No.14156027

>>14156019
How does sifting through a dead thread feel?

>> No.14156030

>>14156008
>nobody actually liked that

Don't make generalizations like that.

>> No.14156032

>>14155999
>Forced conversion is just a way for the edgelords to get their corruption fetish
Yes and? It's even better if an aggressive dyke gets turned into a succubus.

>> No.14156034

>>14155999
I think corruption is the worst part of the setting it fucks over all woman but the DL's whole plan is supposed to be humans living peacefully with monsters.

>> No.14156036

>>14156017
I slightly agree, creatures like Druella make a good villain. There is literally no other possible reason for forced conversion that makes sense.

>>14156023
Me too. It's much more enjoyable to read when a character grows as a person by making a willing transformation.

>> No.14156037

>>14155961
>Not being able to separate 2D from 3DPD

>> No.14156041

>>14156036
Yup. Too bad there's not much of it.

>> No.14156043

>>14156037
break down this wall!

>> No.14156045

>>14155983
>over
So does mine, I still wouldn't want someone forcefully making her a monster, or killing her to make her one. But if she was healthy, would you be okay with it?

>> No.14156046

>>14156032
>I'd be all for that if it was consensual. I'd love to spend a few days in a tentacle bath.

>> No.14156047

>>14156041

Literally only that dragon one afaik

>> No.14156049

>>14155918
>Asanagi will never take an interest in the MGE's Wonderland

>> No.14156050

>>14156043
It's there for a reason.

>> No.14156053

>>14155948
No shit sherlock, any other observations?

>> No.14156054

>>14156047
The writers in this thread need to get on this.

>> No.14156055

>>14156047
It was kind of implied in that yeti story

>> No.14156058

>>14156050
Yeah, so we can't corrupt them with our shit dimension.

>> No.14156060

>>14156055
Yeti story?

>> No.14156062

>>14156054
Generally doesn't work. Stories from the males perspective obviously have more appeal.

>> No.14156063
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>>14156019
I think an anubis or a jinko could manage it, especially if the former's paw's were just like pic related. Plus, they've got the advantage of claws, which would function a little bit like nails, for some added dexterity.
Yetis would be at the biggest disadvantage. Quite possibly the biggest paws of all three, and no claws to help.

>>14156020
I want to hug her from behind and sneak my hands into her pockets, so I can lace my fingers between hers and keep both our hands warm.

>> No.14156064

>>14156049
>Asanagi Hellhound doujin.
I love them too much to want that but the resulting shitstorm would be something to behold.

>> No.14156066

>>14156027
Like a Glacies' cold pussy, painful but rewarding

>> No.14156068

>>14156060
Yeti cuddle therapy
http://pastebin.com/yygha01S

>> No.14156070

>>14156054
The reason it's not that popular is it's pretty much cosplay tier. Half the appeal of monsters is their own alien culture and way of seeing things. A human who has turned doesn't have any of that.

It's certainly why I've never bothered to write it.

>> No.14156071

>>14156060
I believe he's referring to a story that involved a girl getting herself turned into a cuddly Yeti just for her boyfriend.

>> No.14156073

>>14156034
The Demon Lord doesn't have another option so long as the current Chief God is around, unfortunately.

>> No.14156074

>>14156071
>>14156068
that's the one

>> No.14156076

>>14156064
I think KC would have to screen Asanagi on stuff he is and isn't okay with though.
That, and we don't even know what KCs feeling towards Asanagi are.

>> No.14156078

>>14156070
Cosplay tier refers to the physical appearance.

>> No.14156079

>>14156034
>humans living peacefully with monsters.

No, it's making everyone into one people. Regular monsters are pretty much gone. She's working on making the regular humans gone. Then there will only be incubi and monstergirls. That's the endgame.

>> No.14156080

>>14156019
>>14156063
Love. Pure and simply, love.

>> No.14156082

>>14156073
Not quite. It's already established that humanity needs more time while the DL grows in power.

>>14156079
Which she can do slowly as men and woman embrace it.

>> No.14156087

>>14156049
i want an Asanagi Jubjub so hard.

>> No.14156089

>>14156079
Well that's total shit I guess the order was right all along in a weird xenophobic way.

>> No.14156090

>>14156076
>Screen Asanagi on stuff
Are you even aware of how doujins work?

>> No.14156091

>>14156068
Aw that was nice.
>>14156070
Well I hope someone does. I might end up writing it myself.

>> No.14156092

>>14156082
You mean like she did slowly with her own people? Kek.

>> No.14156093
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>>14156066
But anon, mamonomojo prevents painful intercourse.

>> No.14156099

>>14156092
Yeah, it's not like the monsters were incredibly strong, armored, magical, and could fly/breathe fire.

I don't see any reason at all why they got the shorter stick.

Kek.

>> No.14156104

>>14156093

Is that a loli mindflayer?

>> No.14156105

>>14156082
>Which she can do slowly as men and woman embrace it.
Never going to happen. This is probably why she hasent already won in KC's land. Humans would never agree to something like this.

>> No.14156106

>>14156093
That Anubis looks lovely.

>> No.14156107

>>14156093
>Pelvic Bros
Take responsibility for my sides anon.

>> No.14156108

>>14156076
KC's perfectly chill with people deviating from canon, what he cares about is when people try and pass off their headcanon and creations as official.

>> No.14156109

>>14156070
How does the nature of the conversion at all affect culture and such?

>> No.14156110

>>14156099
Point is, if that's the consideration she gave her own subjects, why would she give any more to anyone else? She wouldn't and hasn't.

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>>14156104
Yeeup.

>> No.14156116

>>14156113

Someone should line and color it

>> No.14156117

>>14156113
>moefying the mind flayer
BASTAGES!

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>>14155951
I hate my mother for various reasons enough to the point I'd kill her if it was legal, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even her. Jesus christ.

>> No.14156122

which monstergirl is best for gains?

>> No.14156123

>>14156117
Were you around when the Mindflayer was first added? We may have had a shitstorm or two, but at least we came up with cute scenarios involving them.

>> No.14156124

>>14156109
For example.

You have an kitsune born in an ancient kistune village, raised in the traditions of her people, worshiped by the locals, etc etc.

Or you have a valley girl who get mamanobama'ed into a kitsune. She's literally the same girl with extra fluffy parts and a big libido now.

I don't see how it could be any clearer.

>> No.14156125

Hey guys

Dominating a hellhound loli so she grows up into a sub

>> No.14156126

>>14156110
Because none of your points address whether or not she should. There aren't any logical benefits to support forced conversion, and plenty with consensual.

>> No.14156128

Don't misunderstand, I like corruption stories, and I get none this is real, I just wouldn't like it happening for real, if the person didn't want it or it was one of the darker monsterization methods, like what nereids, ropers, parasite slimes and matango do. Theory and practice, you get me?

>> No.14156129

>>14155999
>muh edgelords
Keep throwing buzzwords out there, they might eventually make you right.

>> No.14156131

>bump limit is 315 posts now
Huh?

>> No.14156133

>>14156124
The argument is between forced or consensual conversion. What channel are you on?

>> No.14156135
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14156135

>>14156131

PREASH UNDERSHAND

>> No.14156136

>>14156129
I'm sure your the paragon of objective writing.

>> No.14156137

>>14156125
Hellhounds are perm-swi-- Nah nope, we've already had enough shitflinging about them.

>> No.14156140

>>14156110
>if that's the consideration she gave her own subjects

As opposed to having them continue on as murderous beasts locked in eternal war as the Chief God laughs at both sides?

>> No.14156141

>>14156125
Get them while their young, dominate them for a lifetime.

>> No.14156142

>>14156135
did that writefag finish that downtrodden lilim story?

>> No.14156144

>>14156133
That wasn't an argument. The guy asked "why isn't consensual popular?" There's the answer. It's normal human girls playing fancy dressup. It's a general answer as to why corruption in general isn't that popular anyway in terms of characters. The people that fetishize it get off on the corruption process itself and don't give a fuck about the aftermath.

>> No.14156145

>>14155999
>It's already established that KCs world building is shit
By who? I like KC and I'll take his setting over half of the ones we have here.

>> No.14156147

I want a slime girl

>> No.14156148

>>14156125
>breeding the submissive obedient ones and disposing of the rest

Hey, it's how we got dogs.

>> No.14156149

>>14156125
Yeah man whatever you say.

>> No.14156150

>>14156140
You do know they were intelligent enough to elect her without bloodshed? But then she didn't even give them a choice about monstergirlizing.

>> No.14156153

>>14156145
everyone who's read more than a porn fantasy?

>> No.14156157

>>14156147
Slime girls want you too, Anon.

>> No.14156159

>>14156144
The way you wrote your first reply implied that writing a consensual story wouldn't be read because the human wouldn't have the cultural background. But that would be true for a non consensual story as well.

>> No.14156161

>>14155199
did anyone screencap that lilim story from last night? she was all sad because everytime she almost won against someone that 'heroic moment' bullshit would get her?

>> No.14156165

>>14156150
>elect her without bloodshed

The position of monster lord is gained through combat, tthen appointment by the chief god, it was s series of accidental events that allowed her to break free of the chief god's joke, like her being a succubus and the hero joining her. Monsters do whatever the monster lord says, the present one just allows more freedom.

>> No.14156167

>>14156126
Firstly, you're talking about a culture that's as anti-monster as it can get and for good historical reason.

Secondly, the logical benefit is a 100% percent conversion rate and the fact that they win in the end because of it.

I think it's a shitty thing, but the mechanism behind it fucking works. Mamano Mana is the most OP thing in the setting. It's like eternally replicating radiation, poisoning everything it touches forever and spreading without end.

>> No.14156168

>>14156150
>You do know they were intelligent enough to elect her without bloodshed?
Citation needed so hard.

Also, I never called their intelligence into question, it's evident that several monster species were sapient before the change they still took part in periodically kicking humanity's collective ass.

>> No.14156169

>>14156150
I don't recall anything about an election. Care to back that up?

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14156175

>using /mgt/ instead of /mgg/

kek

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14156176

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.14156177

>>14156150
Could you provide a source on that election thing? Sounds like bullshit.

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>> No.14156185

>>14156011
turning a woman into a monstergirl made out of broken glass?

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14156186

Hello
My name is Sister Price
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

>> No.14156187

>>14155999
>It's already established

The only thing you've established is your butthurt about the setting.

>> No.14156189

>>14156181
Eh, I suppose people forgot this isn't the weekend anymore.

>> No.14156190

>>14156186
No thanks I'm not religious.

>> No.14156191

>>14156175
I also visit Metal Gear General, yes

>> No.14156195

>>14156186
Books? I like books!

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>> No.14156203

>>14156186
But I already several copies of the Book of Moo, perhaps you'd like to read a copy, you could certainly use some curves.

>> No.14156207

>>14156189
SO people are only allowed to talk about the flaws in the setting during the weekend?

>> No.14156208

>>14156167
So what you're saying is that anything less than a 100% conversion rate and the world would stop working, or that they wouldn't win anyway a few extra decades/centuries into the future?

Just give one reason why people can't come to it on their own terms.

>> No.14156210

>>14156197
What are you looking at?

>> No.14156214

>>14156153
Good thing his setting is exactly that then. I'll have to agree with >>14156145, I'd take his setting over a good portion of the "I hate KC I'll make my own setting. With blackjack and hookers!" attempts these threads have given birth to.

>> No.14156218

>>14156186
Is it 'Son of Sniglet'?

>> No.14156220

>>14156197
you think she does butt stuff?

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>>14156220
I hope so

>> No.14156228

>>14156150

>There have been multiple Demon Lords, and the title may have been held by very many monsters since the creation of the world. Previous holders have been bloodthirsty anthrocidal killers in the classical "monster" tradition, but the current incumbent, a succubus, is rather more a lover than a fighter.

> Usually, Demon Lords come to power over many years by butchering their way to the top of the pile of slavering inhuman monstrosities, with (allegedly) the tacit approval of the Chief God, having perceived that the human population needs thinning out a bit. For reasons unknown, the present Demon Lord was able to short-circuit this process, gaining the title by acclamation from the other monsters.

So you were half right, she was top dog, but monsters did decide to rally behind her.

>Originally the demon lord was merely one of the living things created by the chief god, and had nowhere near enough power for it to be possible for her to overwrite the chief god's settings. However, fortunately enough, because of several overlapping coincidences, she was able to achieve it. One was that she happened to be a succubus, a being that builds up power by having sex with men; one was that her current husband, who was the hero at the time, sympathized with her ambition and cooperated with her; one was that the monsters lent her their strength for some reason even though up to that point they had always fought endlessly amongst themselves, killing even their own kind in the struggle to decide a demon lord; and one was that just as in the case of the demon lord, a new chief god took over, but she was a goddess who was still very inexperienced. The state of the present is the product of all these coincidences.

>> No.14156229

>>14156186
Hello my name is Jake I am 39 years young and I am a TV salesman I live in a cupboard that can be moved from place to place there is a hole in the front of it so I can see the children playing in the park I like the park because it has red trees and a big balloon man lives there he is called Morgan and he gives me kisses for my birthday I would like a Superman cape and a dragon blaster Skeletor Figure Morgan says I can play games with him in his caravan on Sunday I'm going to be a big scary doggy with lipstick on, and then later I'm going to find some new super friends

>> No.14156233

>>14156150
> she didn't even give them a choice about monstergirlizing

>Although all monsters would agree that the Demon Lord is, at least in a nebulous sense, their "leader", the degree of control she exerts over different factions and species varies considerably. For example, while the monsters of Zipangu appreciate and respect her for giving them female forms, they are in practice almost completely autonomous

They don't seem to mind.

>> No.14156236

>>14156080
Love is what happens after. When you hug her from behind, wrapping her up with as much of your body as you can, before slipping your hands down to rub at the paws in her pockets. Then you get in close, nuzzle her neck and heat up her skin with your touch and breath. And then you start teasing her, spinning slowly and leading her from behind as her paws are pinned to her body, watching her get all flustered, face turning flush from the cold and embarrassment.
But before she gets to pouty, you slip your left hand under hers, feeling around for the pad upon her palm, so you can start tracing your finger around it. And with your right hand, you unwrap your scarf, and drape it around her, so both your necks are covered up and you're pinned together by the thick, woollen fabric.
You catch her serene little smile out of the corner of your eye, her breath turning to mist as she mumbles about what a romantic fool you are, the thick snowfall affording giving you a private moment together in your white, snowy wonderland.

>> No.14156238

>>14156208
As long as Mamano Mana exists, your way is an impossibly. Her plan is convert every last human anyway. It's literally in World Guide One, the part about how she see's human women as destined to become monsters.

If it's consensual, then there's no way it would ever come to pass. Most humans would decide to stay humans and she couldn't force them. Those humans would breed and there would never be unification.

>> No.14156239

>>14156226
Look at that booty. I like MGs with the booty.

>> No.14156242

>>14156207
Maybe he'd prefer if regurgitating the same arguments for the umpteenth time would be exclusive to the weekends. I know I would.

>> No.14156243

>>14156186
Listen here you little shit.
I don't care if abstinence is considered heresy in your religion. I'm much too busy nowadays to even think about sex.
Now go away, and tell your sisters to stop visiting as well.

>> No.14156246

>>14156238
Uh, according to thread cannon, there's at least one lilim who keeps MM in check.

And again, why must there be 100% conversion? As long as the remaining humans don't see them as enemies, the wars already won.

>> No.14156247

>>14156243
Anon you done the equivalent of wandering through the mountains with a "free hugs" sign.

>> No.14156248

>>14156208

>If it's consensual, then there's no way it would ever come to pass. Most humans would decide to stay humans and she couldn't force them. Those humans would breed and there would never be unification

FUG! I think >>14156238 is
right.

But does she really need every last human?

>> No.14156251

>>14156228
>gaining the title by acclamation from the other monsters.

This was the relevant passage along with not killing to get to top of the heap. I was digging around in WG1 trying to find it.

>> No.14156252

>>14156186
Send a hellhound with it, and I might take a look.

>> No.14156253

>>14156242
I would like it if people would stop talking about anubis, alps and ushi all together but i guess we all cant get everything we want.

>> No.14156254

>>14156233
Neither do all the brainwashed women that have the same thing happen to them. Welcome to KC land.

>> No.14156256

>>14156253
Why ushi?

>> No.14156257

>>14156210

This thread.

>> No.14156258

>>14156246
>>14156248

>Presently, the Demon Lord has an ambition to unify them into one race, with humans as males, and monsters as females. For that reason, as far as monsters are concerned, human women are beings that are destined to subsequently become the same race as them.

From World Guide 1

>> No.14156259

>>14156251
Oh I'm sure she did her share of killing, she'd have to, it's just on the way there her ideals won the monsters over.

>> No.14156264

>>14156247
Are those the Yeti mountains or the ones with the Ushi-Onis?

>> No.14156266

>>14156258
You keep avoiding the question. Why does it matter if a few humans remain so?

>> No.14156267

>>14156259
I imagine the Demon Lord won over the other monsters by sucking all their eight-foot monster dicks off until they agreed she could be queen

>> No.14156270

>>14156264
Either or. The general effect is the same. He's gonna have a swarm of Dark priests at his house on the morrow.

>> No.14156272

>>14156267
>being this analpained over the Demon Lord

>> No.14156275

>>14156266
The statement is right there. The ultimate goal is to unify all humans and monsters into a third new race. All of them. Every. Last. One.

Besides, with humans outnumbering monsters ten to one even at the current KC time, thinking the balance would shift over that far for monsters to win consensually is a complete pipedream.

>> No.14156276

>>14156175

> Wasting an image every single thread with your bullshit

>> No.14156277

>>14156254
Yeah but monsters are monsters, they don't really have free will anyway since they go with whatever the demon lord says, humans are different. Even though her energy flows into the other monsters, they don't resist because they have a good deal with her.

>The “Demon Lord” who is considered to be an absolute being by the monsters is an exception to the rule of vague, loose hierarchical relationships. She reigns supreme over the monsters. Fear and respect towards the Demon Lord is imprinted in their instinct. All of the monsters are subordinate to the Demon Lord, and they know from birth that the Demon Lord's energy flows within them.

>In the age of the former Demon Lords, the Demon Lord ruled the monsters through terror and fear using its immense power, but, appropriately for a succubus, the current Demon Lord rules the monsters by giving them more pleasure and happiness. The current Demon Lord doesn't bind the monsters through power and laws, but the Demon Lord and the monsters are linked through demonic energy, and the monsters are strongly influenced by her, so it's possible for them to know her will to a certain degree. Formerly even the Demon Lord position was decided by monsters killing each other. New Demon Lords rose to power through rebellions, but the current Demon Lord prefers pleasure, and doesn't like killing, and because of the way she rules, the monsters of the present have no desire whatsoever to rebel.

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>>14156266
It may or may not be relevant, but the guy who's translating Fallen Brides (OtherSideOfSky?) once said that he'd read pic related too, and it's set centuries in the future when the DL has won, but some humans do remain... on Brave-New-World style 'reservations', pockets of intentionally non-Demon-Realm-ed land that are used as kind of free-range rape-safari parks by the victorious monsters.

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14156279

I like Succubi.

>> No.14156283

>>14155241
How much have you got?

>> No.14156284

>>14156247
What, are they going to try to "save me from myself"?
Are they going to bring their mindflayer friend so that I can "truly see their intentions"?
Or are their plans much more devious?
Either way, time to hide in the high-voltage lab.

>> No.14156286

>>14156278
That's just some fanfiction KC did art for though.

>> No.14156288

>>14156278

The MGE story books are just fanfiction though. KC provides the art, but the stories themselves are just from fanfic writers.

>> No.14156290

>>14156275
>The ultimate goal
And when are goals are unreasonable they get revised

>win consensually is a complete pipedream
Sure, because if it's as great as it is, I'm sure humanity wouldn't pull its head out of its collective ass after a few decades.

>>14156278
I was happy for the first half, then sad.

>> No.14156291

>>14156259
Wouldn't surprise me. Either her or one of her daughters didn't have any qualms about razing 90% of the Tentacle Forrest after it tried to kill her and her husband and that thing has quite a few sentient and sapient plants in it.

>> No.14156292

>>14156284
Pretty much. Make sure you guard yourself well.

>> No.14156294

>>14156278
>free range rape safari parks

This is why paladins exist. It's all about how you sell it, you could say the cradles are used to keep humans form dying out completely, be it for convenience due to reasons or just goodwill.

>> No.14156297

>>14156279
That looks more like a rogue holst.

>> No.14156298

>>14156019
Anubis is not made for snow but I hate the sand.
We could never get along and that breaks my heart.

>> No.14156299

>>14156294
Unfortunately, that' what it comes down to. It's only written as it because it appeals to the rape fantasy, not because it makes sense.

>> No.14156300

>>14156279
>>14156297
Hathorite succubus?

>> No.14156301

>>14156291
I wish KC does the former setting once he's done with the old one, or at least releases more information about it, it sounds metal as fuck.

>> No.14156304

>>14156300
Could be.
I want to leave her unmilked for a week.

>> No.14156305

>>14156300
That works.

>> No.14156308

>>14156298
Live in a temperate forest together. Problem solved.

>> No.14156310

>>14156300
>theadcanon monsters in the real world

Anon...

>> No.14156312

>>14156290
>Can't have sons
>Stagnant hedonistic society
>Biggest religion in the known world has them as the ultimate enemy and ten thousand years of history to back them up

Gee, who could ever deny such greatness for more than a single generation?

Let's pull back to the real world for a second. Even runaway hits like Christianity or Hinduism don't have more than 1/5 the world's population under their banner. Being very very generous and giving monsters that much sway, they would still be outnumbered by humans almost four to one.

Anybody that puts a pencil to it can see what a pipedream your suggestion is.

>> No.14156313

>>14156278
>free-range rape-safari parks
That sounds fucked up I hope the DL never wins if this is the future for humans.

>> No.14156315

>>14156313
>Lilim has encountered a wild shota!
>Lilim tosses a rock!
>Wild Shota is frightened
>Wild Shota ran away

>> No.14156316

>>14156313
The cradles are a what if scenario if the monsters won. But we know very little about them, they could be good, but I'm with you, I'd rather keep the current stalemate going if all that awaits is being cattle.

>> No.14156322

>>14156312
If it's sit, then humanity should be doing its best to exterminate them. If monsterization is great, you'll eventually have sons, it's not completely hedonistic etc, humanity jumps ship. If it's not the then DL needs her head on a spike.

If the world is shit, obviously humanity won't be keen on becoming part of it.

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>>14156316
Maybe Big boss had the right idea in the fact that a world that's constantly at war is better then the hell that awaits if one side ultimately wins.

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14156334

>>14156313
Well as >>14156294 said it's a question of perspective.

Are they lands where humans are allowed to live without being monsterized? Yes, from which perspective one could infer that the DL is being magnanimous in victory and respectful of the you're-ot-taking-my-humanity naysayers even if she thinks they're ridiculous atavists.

Do monsters sometimes sneak in anyway to 'slum it' with a baseline human and feed their monstery rape fetishes? Yes, from which perspective we could see it as a dystopian world where mankind's final fate is to be a caged bird inside the world of it's demon foe, fed scraps of territory and occasionally molested for their passing amusement.

>> No.14156335

>>14156312
No, no, let's pull away from the real world for a second. Because turning into a monster or incubus is not comparable to concerting to a religion.

>> No.14156336

>>14156298
But think of the fireside cuddling and snow pyramids she can build, I'm sure she'll warm up to the idea

>> No.14156337

>>14156300
My guess would have been more along the line of Fallen God convert Holst.

>> No.14156339

>>14155281
>My human girl is getting pissy and tsundere
>Doesn't want to play around or snuggle or do anything cute, just wants to complain
>Slime tentacles fill her whining mouth and covers her legs and arms, making her pounce on me
>Human girl grinds pelvis into dust with some symbiotic assistance
>Thanks Parasite Slime

>> No.14156340

>>14156334
get out of here with your reasoned argument.

>> No.14156341

>>14156336
Charon, these puns are why the soul guide anubi don't like to hang out with you anymore.

>> No.14156343

>>14156335
>Because turning into a monster or incubus is not comparable to concerting to a religion.

Sounds like a cult to me.

>> No.14156344

>>14156229
Thanks for this amazing reference

>> No.14156345

>>14156334
That...doesn't sound at all appealing. Maybe we should rally behind >>14156326

>> No.14156347

>>14156326
True, I'd rather have this stalemate than have either of these fuckers win.

>> No.14156349

>>14156326
Guess I'm going to head out and build a demiplane then.

Fuck this reality!

>> No.14156351

>>14156347
Time for joint human/monstergirl PMCs motherfucker!

>> No.14156353

>>14156341
>watching Batman and Robin with Charon
>she starts getting horny from Schwarzenegger's ice puns

>> No.14156355

>>14156343
You are somewhat wrong them.

>> No.14156356

>>14156351
>>14156347
I'm game.

You guys need cannon fodder?

>> No.14156359

>>14156326

Count me out. I will gladly fall into lust with my monster waifu.

>> No.14156362

>>14156353
What happens if I tell her to chill out?

>> No.14156363

>>14156351
>Human/Monster PMC dedicated to keeping the war going no matter what.
Oh wow, that'd actually be pretty cool.

>> No.14156364

>>14156298
But she looks so cute in that coat!

>>14156336
The best.

>> No.14156366

>>14156356
E Ranks a shit.

>> No.14156367

>>14156362
boat rape and a hefty bill afterwards

>> No.14156368

>>14156351
Sure, as long as our leader doesn't CQC me out of nowhere and expects me to thank him afterwards...

>> No.14156371

>Normally they dwell near sources of water like lakes and springs, and they never aggressively attack humans.
>As for humans who drink contaminated water, if it is a man, then he transforms into an incubus, and if it is a woman, then she gradually transforms into a succubus.

Where did this Undine drowning women meme come from anyway? What kind of retard thinks a corporeal being can become an elemental?

>> No.14156372

What happens if two slimes hug?

>> No.14156375

>>14156372
Purple.

>> No.14156377

>>14156372
Whatever happens when two shapeshifter a from Deep Space 9 melded together.

>> No.14156378

>>14156313
It's the future you chose.

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>>14156363
>technology improves as a result of the conflict
>pilotable magitech Golem waifus are made a possibility
The MGEs war economy would benefit heavily from perpetual conflicts.

>> No.14156381

>>14156356
As long as your special skill isn't [procrastinating], I guess.

>> No.14156382

>>14156372
They merge into a superslime which holds the minds of both.

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14156383

>>14156371
Nereids. Nereids drown women. Last paragraph.

>> No.14156384

>>14156351
>Human/monster alliance

If we're in the setting, this can't work in the long run, even being around monsters is enough to cause people to incubize/monsterize since they're always giving off DE. We need something that can cancel it out, or work from afar. It really is fucked up.

1.Perpetual Periodic Genocide
2.Perpetual Hedonism

We'd need to take out the chief god and the demon lord to really be free.

>> No.14156385

>>14156336
I imagine it must get uncomfortably warm with a furred girl cuddling you.

>> No.14156388

>>14156372
You get to experience what sex inside a living lava lamp feels like.

>> No.14156387

>>14156356
>Being petty cannon fodder
>Not being that one guy who survived every dispatch ops he's been in, burning through the ranks until you become the driver of the Battle Gear
>Not Patton'ing the fuck out of everyone in dispatch ops after that

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14156391

>>14156326
Now you get it.

>> No.14156392

>>14156379
Maybe technology will progress fast enough thanks to the war economy that humans can produce metal gears that can shoot nukes and can kill both the chief god and the demon lord.

>> No.14156394

>>14156371
Nereids, not undines.

>meme

>Aquatic monsters known as “daughters of the sea.” They're a kind of sea-loving succubus that inhabits the ocean. Women who drown in the ocean and have their bodies completely violated by the magical power of the sea god Poseidon are changed into nereids.
.
>However, unmarried nereids who haven't gotten a man come up near the surface of the water, so they are very dangerous beings. Besides trying to drag men they like into the sea, they do the same to women in an attempt to change them into nereids in order to share the feelings of liberation and happiness that they have obtained

>> No.14156395

>>14156377
Sex?

>> No.14156397

>>14156387
Anon, I'm going to be the 23/24 of this outfit.
I'm going to be that perfect mix of expendable and invincible that you look for in a soldier.

>> No.14156398

>>14156391
>>14156326
So what you're saying is, GIVE WAR A CHANCE!!

>> No.14156399

>>14156398
LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 7/14

>> No.14156401

>>14156391
Sometimes I love memes.

>> No.14156403

>>14156383
>>14156394
My bad I just saw water and my brain went to Undine.

>> No.14156404

>>14156385
Then I can take my waifu to an ice hotel run by Yuki-onna and Yetis and share some drinks at the ice bar before going to bed with her where we're both comfortably warm holding each other

>> No.14156406

>>14156391
Now we need a version with succubi and a third with the two cars crashing.

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14156407

>>14156093
USHIS ARE NOT EVIL THEY JUST CAN'T CONTROL THEIR OWN STRENGH.

>> No.14156408

>>14156397
>not important enough to die
...This could actually work.

>> No.14156409

>>14156395
I think so. I don't remember much about DS9, besides baseball, and that one episode which as basically a remake of the Original Series episode where McCoy changes history.

>> No.14156412

>>14156407
What if I put a seal over both eyes of one?

>> No.14156413

>>14156407
That's what Stalin would have said.

>> No.14156415

>>14156407
>they can't help it

TOO BAD!

>> No.14156417

>>14156401
Now there's a pretty meme, exquisite

>> No.14156420

>>14156412
She'll be only as strong as your average human, and wonder if you're still there in front of her when you don't answer her.

>> No.14156423

>>14156417
What about full of shit, is that a meme?

>> No.14156424

>>14156391
You have a road sign's approval, anon.

>> No.14156425
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>>14156399
>"Kill or be Raped my friend, Lecastie taught me that."

>> No.14156426

This thread's gettin' dank.

>> No.14156429

>>14156425
The chocolate's falling gently down on the terrain.

>> No.14156430

>>14156420
Perfect! Gently molesting an Ushi who feels weak as a newborn kitten compared to her normal strength and is effectively blindfolded sounds like a barrel of fun.

>> No.14156433

>monsters with exo-suits and HF blades

This town's finished.

>> No.14156435
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14156435

Monoeye loving is a very serious disease, but many suffer from it because they do not know the symptoms. Contact your doctor if you report any of the following:

Thinking that their single eye is "cute"
Uncontrollable urge to nibble their necks
Feeling unfulfilled and sad unless a monoeye is in close proximity
Having repeated sexual fantasies about Cyclopes.
Addiction to making physical contact with monoeyes.
Noticing signs of arousal in yourself or any nearby Cyclops.
Monoeye developing signs of pregnancy and/or being happy.

It's important to see a doctor right away, before the symptoms get worse.

>> No.14156436

>>14156433
>Not having humans with exo-suits and HF blades too
Be fair.

>> No.14156439

>>14156420
That's mean. If she can't see the world around her she will be afraid that everything else stopped existing.

>> No.14156441

>>14156426
It's better than the unforgiving sea of shitposting that leaves this thread nowhere. The further we drift from such violent winds, the more the temperature of our love for monstergirl will rise, and won't ever recede.

>> No.14156442

>>14156430
Oh, I didn't say that. She's just brought down to the level of a normal human.

You can subdue her, but you gotta work for it first. Maybe get on her back where she can't reach you, and tease her before all of her legs shake and give out beneath her weight. That's when you can really start to have fun with her.
Just keep her hands away from those seals, otherwise you might find the tables turning.

>> No.14156445

>>14156435
>feeling unfulfilled unless a mooneye is in close proximity

Gay.

>> No.14156446

>>14156398
>No slightly psychopathic, cybernetic minotaur with machete scissors will be your boss.
>She'll never ambush and tease you when you go in to clean her office each day, the sole, human janitor in the building being her favorite toy to bully.
>You'll never be sweeping the fifteenth floor when alarms start going off and some cyborg lizardman with white hair busts through, chopping everything that you'd just cleaned up, along with your mop and clothes.
>You'll never make your way after her as the alarms ring, explosions sound out, and wounded, groaning soldiers fill the hall.
>Because that bitch broke your mop! No one does that!
>You'll never reach the top, red faced and out of breath, to find the lizardman gone and the pouting, limbless form of the minotaur laying in the middle of the helipad, her defeat obvious.
>You'll never take this moment to bully her back five fold for all the times she's picked on you.
>noogies, wet willies, talking way too close in her ear, the whole shebang!
>At the end of it she'd be redfaced and pouting, her armor in pieces and two heafty, milky breasts bare for all to see in the rain.
>She's been growling at you to stop, giving you all sort of threats which you easily ignored, but the passion in her voice has been slowly rising as you went.
>Why, her body is almost wiggling in anticipation, when you....leave.
>She's shocked as you walk off, leaving her there in the rain with her body defenseless.
>Her tactics immediatly change and she calls you too 'sweet' to do what a red blooded man would do, trying to coerce you into having your way with her, something you easily ignore.
>Taunting becomes ordering which becomes bargaining followed by pleading, begging for you to do whatever you want to her as she, somehow, manages to roll around on her chest.
>You smile as you walk down the stairs but pause, listening to her begging grow more and more desperate until she yells that she'd do anything for you to get her.

>> No.14156448

If I had to live in a MG world, I'd invest in making a magictek portal gun or something.
I'd become some form of magic hobo, wandering the world and vanishing through a hole in the floor the moment a monstergirl got too friendly.
I'd end up being seen as a kind of cryptid, some mythological man who they say is unrapable.

>> No.14156449

>>14156442
>Bring her to the edge of orgasm
>Never let her cum
>Cool her off
>Build her back up to the edge
>Repeat for hours until she's a blithering mess
>Stroke yourself to hardness and tear both seals off at once

>> No.14156453

>>14156449
And then anon was kill. rip.

>> No.14156454

>>14156435
Good thing I love Gazers then, they have multiple eyes.

>> No.14156458

>>14156446
How cruel.

>> No.14156462

is it possible to just get platonic hugs?

>> No.14156464

>>14156445
This is why it's so serious. Sufferers think things like "I wish I had a cute Cyclops girl here" or "Life's been hard lately, if only if I had a someone with a single eye to make me feel better." That's how it gets you.

>>14156454
Gazer loving is just them brainwashing you.

>> No.14156465

Okay Anon, which MG would you waifu if you received all the same powers they did, meaning extra strength/stamina, magic, immortality, etc

>> No.14156467

>>14156462
With a single monstergirl? No. With a married one? Yeah, but only if you're bro 'if I die I want you to look after my wife' tier with her husband. Assuming you have no ulterior motives. You don't have ulterior motives, do you anon?

>> No.14156468

>>14156442
I was thinking of it more as something to break up the usual frenzied pelvis grinding routine. Working for it goes without saying, but it would probably be worth it just for her reactions and seeing her her off while being more vulnerable than ever before.

>> No.14156474

>>14156412
>Clumsy, blind girl moe
>Scared to do things on her own so clingy and needy for your attention

Stop it, heartboner. I don't need this right now.

>> No.14156476

>>14156292
Man, the cult of The Fallen God is pretty inefficient with their resources if they would seriously go through all the trouble of trying to convert one stubborn man.

Compared to most other monsters (except for the literal mind-fuckers), the followers of that cult are just too depraved for my tastes. I just want mostly cuddling, dammit.

Now that I think of it, cornering myself in the lab wouldn't be a good idea. I would only be leaving two ways: balls deep in one of the cultists, or grabbing the terminals of a power supply. Neither is especially what I had in mind, but I'll be damned if I'm going to fall with them.

>> No.14156477

>>14156465
I'd just want the power to be alone.

>> No.14156482

>>14156477
But you already have that power.

>> No.14156485
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>>14156474
>I can't hear anon walking in the snow, he's gone forever!

>> No.14156486

>>14156465
Lilim

>> No.14156488

>>14156477
Monoeye it is then?

>> No.14156490

>>14156465
Ryu. Any of the 4 elementals. Lilim.

>> No.14156491

>>14156465
Aside from Lilim, Wurm

>> No.14156493

>>14156482
If Monstergirls were real I wouldn't. Imagine losing such power, it's just unthinkable.

>> No.14156499

>>14156464
The Gazer can't hypnotize me if I already find her big central eye lovely enough to gaze into for hours at a time.

>> No.14156500

>>14156477
That makes me think of an interesting thought experiment:

What would be the best public places in a modern MGC you could go to avoid MGs? (Public meaning places you can't just avoid MGs by locking the door and being done with it.)

>> No.14156504

>>14156488
>marry a monoeye
>"S-so, how about tonight we go and-"
>no thanks, I wanna be alone again tonight
>"O-ok..."
Holy shit, I think I've found the ultimate anti rape strategy!

>> No.14156506

>>14156485
As much as I would have preferred them as busty snusnu deerwomen, Wendigos are still cute little fuckers.

>> No.14156508

>>14156446
>You smile at that and, slowly, pop your head over the edge, the largest shit eating grin you can manage on your face as you shout "anything?" back to her, watching her body wiggle helplessly.
>She groans a little but confirms that, yes, you could do whatever you want with her.
>The minotaur's torso is tossed into your car so fast that she can barely process whats happening, a towel wrapped around her to keep her warm as you buckle her in, telling her that you have so, SO much payback in store for her, her frown deeping at the gleam in your eyes.
>The business goes under a few days later but you don't care, you planned on quitting anyway and you got your 'payment' in the form of the former member of the winds of destruction who they suspect is dead.
>Every day you tease her in new ways, tickling her abs with a feather, leaving a kids TV show on in front of her for an hour, dressing her up in cutesy dresses you buy at the local shop, and that's just the TAME stuff.
>Some times you walk in front of her with nothing on, letting her gaze at your man hood, and other times you grope and tweak her breasts or clitoris, bringing her just to the edge before wandering off to do something you 'suddenly' remembered, leaving the minotaur mightily unsatisfied.
>Why, you even bathe with her and use her as a daiki while refusing to do anything to her.
>Once she even growled that she'd give you oral just to get something in her.
>You turned her down of course, which lead to a large amount of swearing, but you only did it so you could continue the bullying.
>Well, that and the fact that you're slightly afraid she'd bite your dick.
>Still, all good things must come to an end and your emergancy funds soon began to run dry, meaning that you've got to get a job and probably get the minotaur new limbs, something you're even more leery about because you know the first thing she's going to do once she's limbs back.
>Your poor pelvis would be dust.

>> No.14156511
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>>14156465
Still the same. Strength, armored scales, flight, fire breath, enhanced vitality, and a dragon form. Imagine what a Wyvern would do to her mate if she no longer had to hold back her strength, let alone what a wurm or true dragon would do.

>> No.14156512

>>14156485
Wendigo's are the most adorable.

>> No.14156513

>>14156500
An Order Church?

>> No.14156515

>>14156435
Eye got a fever and the only prescription is more monoeyes!

>> No.14156518

>>14156500
Due to there being monsters for every single situation and place, not many. KC even thought of types that invade your home if you're a Hikki, and now suicide isn't even an escape.

>> No.14156521

>>14156465
Lilim is the only choice.

>> No.14156523

>>14156462
Such a thing is rumored to happen very rarely. Personally I think of them as a myth.

>> No.14156524

>>14156518
I know it's against the spirit of the thread but it's kind of fun thinking up ways to avoid MGs.

>> No.14156525

>>14156485
Wendigos are bad for my heart. Good for my heartboner though.

>> No.14156526

>>14156515
Don't do it! You're only making it worse!

>> No.14156527

>>14156476
>>14156476
>Man, the cult of The Fallen God is pretty inefficient with their resources if they would seriously go through all the trouble of trying to convert one stubborn man.
But anon, that's just how much you matter to them!

>> No.14156530

>>14156465
I'd still take Anubis. I don't care about powers, only my waifu.

>> No.14156533

>>14156524
Probably deep space.

>> No.14156537

>>14156508
I'm not sure if I can get into the whole amputee aspect.

>> No.14156542

>>14156506
I agree, I would have preferred a different design for wendigos, but their current one has grown on me a lot.

>> No.14156544

>>14156524
I know. Its actually what drew me to the threads in the first place - I'm generally terrified of intimacy in real life, so I find the MGE world fascinating. Just how the fuck would I avoid monstergirl attention?
Then I got stuck writing silly greentexts and whatnot instead.

>> No.14156554

>>14156533
>monster girls realize there are single man in space
And so begins a golden age of interstellar exploration and colonisation.

>> No.14156559

>>14156544
You are weird.

>> No.14156562

>>14156533
Nah then you get aliens.
>>14156544
How would MGs react to someone with a fear of intimacy? Especially a monster like a Yeti.

>> No.14156570

>>14156559
I get that a lot.

>>14156562
No idea, I want to write something about this though at some point. Or better yet, have who actually can write do it instead.

>> No.14156578

>>14156508
>Still, you couldn't just leave the minotaur alone, you're already probably guilty of kidnapping and you really didn't want to add abandonment on top of it all.
>So it was that, at breakfast, you let your torso buddy know that she was going to be heading to work with you, the toast falling from her lips as she asked you "How in the hell do you plan on doing that?"
>Three days later she had her answer, the limbless cyborg sitting in a carrying case on your pack which read 'special girl' on it in bright, gold letters, the monster angrily frowning at the little boys and girls of the elementary school you now worked at, all but swearing as you went about your work day.
>Unfortunately, one kid decided to flick a piece of spaghetti at her which cause a whirlwind of cussing so fierce that the kids started crying and you started looking for a new job.
>"Not my fault the little shit couldn't handle it," was the grumpy minotaurs response as you sat in a box in the front yard, a sign reading "I get angry at children" hanging around her neck while you read a book behind her in a lawn chair.
>The event repeated itself for the next few jobs you took, the mino-backpack eventually losing her cool and you a job.
>So it was that while you were watching TV one evening, feeding the minotaur next to you a potato chip every now and then, your ex-boss and current toy asked why you kept her around.
>"Lord knows I cause yah enough trouble, why bother with a soldier who can't fight?"
>Well, the answer to that was simple, you'd grown used to teasing her and found that parting with her didn't seem very appealing to you anymore, earning a little grumble of how you were "too soft" while a little pink touched her cheeks.
>Still, the fact that you didn't want to part with her meant that you'd need to find a solution soon, you couldn't take her to work, lest you find yourself out of it again, and you doubt that a babysitter would buy into whatever lie you told them, meaning one thing.

>> No.14156591

>tfw no Lava Golems in spats

>> No.14156598

>>14156578
This is cute so far.

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>>14156591
Unless those spats are made out of asbestos, I doubt they're going to last long

>> No.14156603

>>14156591
they just burn off her hot ass

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>>14156433

>> No.14156605
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>>14156467
I just want a hug...

>> No.14156609

>>14156602
>Giantess
Soiled it.

>> No.14156610

>>14156537
you are yet too weak.

>> No.14156611

>>14156604
>no big meaty HF claws
>the seal isn't even cybernetic
Other than that it's okay.

>> No.14156614
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>>14156609
Sorry, there's so little lava golem art floating around. Better?

Though I'd like to imagine that lava golems can increase or decrease their size by absorbing/shedding matter like Suu

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14156615

>>14156605
The ground is down, the sky is up, and Alice is meant to be alone.

>> No.14156625

>>14156578
>Limbs
>The trip to the clinc was quick and the girl had fallen strangely silent when you'd told her that she'd be amongst the walking again.
>You didn't know if she was shocked by joy or already planning your revenge, the latter of which had you worried greatly.
>The meeting went well, or at least as well as it can go when a livid minotaur is demanding a full combat chassis despite the fact that this is a CIVILIAN clinic, a fact that had to be repeated multiple times.
>After a little diplomacy, on both sides, the models were picked, a dark red, high impact model reserved for construction workers, and the minotaur was put under for surgery, a comforting word from you brushed off with a brutish "I don't need luck.", although you thought that there was an almost imperceptible tone of worry in there.
>Must've been hearing things.
>As her unconscious body was wheeled in, you approached the doctor, a bespectacled tentacle, and asked if one tiny, minuscule, unimportant, addition could be made.
>She was unwilling but a little 'encouragement' (See: Headpats) on your part was enough to get her agreement.
>The wait was long, three hours, and you couldn't help but feel a little pang of worry as the clock ticked on.
>Would a wire get set wrong and fry her brain? Would the limbs not take and leave her an angry, swearing sack of potatoes forever?
>On and on the worries came, your imagination kicking into overdrive as you awaited the final verdict.
>You'd read through "Monster" magazine for the fifth time, re-reading about a tribe of pygmy amazons found in the, well, Amazon, when a weresheep nurse approached you to give you the good news, the limbs were attached and the minotaur was recovering in her room, sleeping heavily as the drugs wore off.
>Joy exploded through you, causing you to quickly wrap the weresheep up in a hug, startling her mightily, before you just as quickly fell into a deep slumber due to her fluff, a sleep which lasted a solid five hours.

>> No.14156639

>you will never punish Killing Kakuen for beheading all those policemen

>> No.14156641

>>14156625
>You'd read through "Monster" magazine for the fifth time, re-reading about a tribe of pygmy amazons
Cute shit right there.
This is pretty comfy, keep up the good work.

>> No.14156667

>>14156625
>When you came to, you found that a kind, and probably strong, nurse had moved you to the ex-mercenaries room, although your sleep filled eyes noted a few oddities.
>First of all, the TV to the room was unplugged, a grievous offense which you would need to alert them of when you found them.
>The second thing was that one of the florescent lights were out, the bulb black as night.
>Yep, those were things you'd need to get fixed....
>Oh! And the minotaur had your arms clutched in the cold, steel grasp of her new hands, a cruel smile on her face and the ill-fitting gown hanging heavily from her titanic breasts, her abs, kept through a crunch heavy regime, and woman hood bare.
>"Rise and shine little man," she growled in that throaty, domineering tone she used to use whenever she caught you back at World Marshal, "enjoy your nap?"
>You let her know that yes, you had enjoyed your nap, remaining as calm as possible while giving her grip a test, the short wiggle all you needed to confirm that you were stuck.
>Shit.
>"You know, I REEEEALLY was worried when you found me up there that day," she almost purred, tanned nose almost touching yours as she leaned in "a fragile, pretty thing like me left in your clutches? Who knew what you'd do."
>Ok, you know she's being dramatic but never would you use the term 'fragile' to describe her, although you were going to let pretty slide.
>Your mumbling earned a growled 'Shut up' as she brought your hands together so that she could grip them in a single hand, the other working your zipper before continuing.
>"But damn if I wasn't surprised at what a vindictive little bastard you could be," she said with what sounded like pride, and a little heat "some of the shit you put me through could've put some camps I've seen to shame."
>The pants came off and you were lifted up with one hand, her toothy grin widening as while her brown eyes bored into you.

>> No.14156673

>>14156667
ooh

>> No.14156678

Dialogue is really fucking hard.

>> No.14156689

>>14156530
Likewise

"Worst" case scenario, you get an anubis. Maybe you get some bonus organisational abilities and self-discipline on top of that.

Best case scenario, you get her, the ability to cast magic, interact with the souls of the deceased, and even some neat powers concerning the afterlife.

>> No.14156718

Riding out a thunderstorm in a hammock hadn’t been my brightest moment. In fact, it was far from my brightest moment, since that mistake had ended up killing me. Death by falling tree. My last sight was of the tarpaulin above the hammock caving in. There was a brief moment of agony upon impact, then nothing. And it was my first night on the trail, to boot.

I woke up on someone’s shoulder, my hands and feet manacled. Beside my head was a familiar looking Osprey pack, slung over the person’s shoulder. Below me was a strong, pert butt. A woman was carrying me, and she must have had some muscle to be carrying me like that. Despite being manacled, I managed to stretch my chained limbs enough to give her ass a good pinch through the fabric of her pants. The woman carrying me gave a start and unceremoniously tossed me off of her back and onto the ground. I landed on my back and all the breath in my lungs left me. Fucking bitch.

>> No.14156730

>>14156465
Vampire or Lilim

>> No.14156733

>>14156718
Ho?

>> No.14156735

>>14156465

I'll go with Kejourou since they're my favorite. I have short hair so I wouldn't be able to do much with her power.

>> No.14156738

>>14156465
Crow Tengu. I wouldn't be very powerful, but it would be fun to fly and her skills would be great in the job market.

>> No.14156747

>>14156667
>"Some of that shit was pretty creative," she continued as she carried you over to her bed, red armored limb gripping you almost painfully tight, "I mean, that backpack shit? I never saw that coming."
>Oh boy, better pray those doctors are good because this may get ugly.
>Lightly she tossed you on the bed, the old springs creaking as you it it, the former wind of destruction grinning down at you.
>"I going to enjoy this," she growled, slowly climbing onto the bed as the creaking turned into squeals of pain, "because this is going to be long and PLEASURABLE."
>Please God may the doctors be good.
>She was above you now on her hands and knees, the gown tossed aside so that her bronzed body and dripping womanhood could be seen.
>Well...it was now or nothing.
>"Holy shit I ate an iguana."
>Two things happened as that smattering of random gibberish left your lips, a last minute gambit to save your pelvis.
>The most obvious of them was the minotaurs reaction, her brow furrowing and a simple, confused "What?" slipping out at your seemingly sudden insanity.
>The other, less noticeable reaction was that your tormentor's limbs had frozen solid, neither legs nor arms obeying her brains impulses to move.
>The latter didn't go unnoticed for long as a loud "What the hell?!" soon followed as the minotaur found that she was stuck in that position.
>Confusion became fury as she turned to you, asking "What did you do?!" as she tried to enact her long awaiting vengeance.
>The chuckle that came out contained equal parts relief and mirth as you wiggled your way out from under her, your plan working perfectly.
>It was a brilliant plan to be honest, bribing the doctor to include a voice control system for the minotaurs limbs, and today it had saved your life.
>Your ex-boss looked positively shocked as you told her your plan, shaking slightly you gave her slick womanhood a caress with one finger.

>> No.14156748

has anyone written about a human male Private Investigator in MGC?

>> No.14156749

>>14156748
There was one story where there's a PI who save an oomukade, but it stopped updating.

>> No.14156752

>>14156465
Well, Lilim obviously comes to mind. Aside from her, vanilla Dragon, Cheshire or Shoggoth.

>> No.14156753

>>14156747
Clever man.

>> No.14156755

>>14156749
Aw, that's a pity. I could have gone for some creepy crawly stuff.

>> No.14156761

>>14156465
What would I get from an Alp?

>> No.14156763

>>14156465
The same one I would pick regardless of getting her abilities. Lich.

>> No.14156777

>>14155016
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/648503317639749632
Cute. I'm once again reminded succubutts aren't as lame as I usually think of them.
Perhaps it's something with KC's design making them somewhat more animalistic, like monsters should be, and less as simply seductive women... that or I've just rarely go to see their rears with wings & tail to get the right impression.

>> No.14156805

>>14156747
>"Fuck.." she growled as you smiled at her, your smile wide as a cheshires, "Guess you're just going to tease me aren't you?"
>No.
>The raised eyebrows and perplexed "da fuck?' you got from her made the struggle to tip her on her back worth it.
>You'd teased her enough in the old ways that she was probably used to it, it was now time to try something new.
>Missionary.
>Oh the shade of red the minotaur went as she heard those words, delicious!
>It took a little work but soon she was set before you, bronzed skin and perfect abs on full display as you parted her frozen legs, shaped like her old hooved ones, with a little effort so that she was left bare before you.
>"N-now just hold on there!" she hastily stammered as you got to work moving her hands next to her head on the bed "L-lets not doing anything we're going to regret!"
>Of course you weren't, you wanted it!
>Already slick from her previous excitement at riding you, entering the ex-mercenary was a breeze, your rod sliding in with nary a trace of resistance, although you weren't sure if the missing hymen was due to her rough and tumble life or a previous partner.
>"F-fuck!" the curse came as you inserted yourself to the hilt, the word uttered with a shiver of delight "At least give me warning!"
>Nah
>Hands on her cybernetic thighs, you pulled yourself back before pistoning back into her with such force that her soft titties bounced and jiggled before you, chocolate nipples pointed and ready for you to tease.
>They would have to wait though as you were too preoccupied with the current round to do that.
>A round that involved looking at her embarrassed expression.
>Without her hands to cover her mouth, moans and gasps of pleasure were slipping out like no ones business, something that only served to make her more and more mortified.
>"D-don't look dammit!" she tried as her walls gave a little spasm, a miniature climax rippling through her "Y-you aren't supposed to see me like this!"

>> No.14156807

I'm lonely. I want to sleep in a bed together with every type of canine monstergirl.

>> No.14156809

>>14156807
Slut.

>> No.14156814

>>14156807
Maybe you just need a Dormouse http://pastebin.com/sLVcWhAs
Or perhaps a Teddy http://pastebin.com/29atHM6z

>> No.14156816

>>14156807
I'd be content with a Kobold. My bed isn't too big anyway.

>> No.14156822

>>14156807
That's pretty slutty, bud. I would be fine with a Kobold, or a loli bear like that one story.

>> No.14156830

>>14156807
That's slutty, but I'm lonely too. I'd want a Hellhound to put a collar on me, claiming me, and then making me sleep in her bed with her.

It'd be fluffy, warm, and cuddly.

>> No.14156842

>>14156805
You gotta at least have her quote Sundowner in some manner.

>> No.14156864

>>14156718
I looked up at the woman, my eyes settling on the pair of triangular dog ears perched on her head. I rubbed my eyes with my forearm and tried again. Definitely still there. What’s more, she looked straight up intimidating. Her hair was cut short and ragged, seemingly haphazardly. Her face and forearms were adorned with a latticework of scars. This is definitely the type of person I’d cross the road to avoid. She was beautiful, in a fucking terrifying way. This isn’t a hackneyed romance novel so I’ll skip the specifics on her bust and nicely toned physique.

Did I mention she had over-sized dog paws for hands and feet? I’m trying to take it in stride.

We regarded each other for a good minute. I knew for a fact that I had died. I’d felt countless bones snap, yet here I was, giving some doggy thug the stinkeye.

Finally, I spoke up. “Those ear things ARE real, yeah?”

Her ears twitched. That’s a definite yes. She was still staring me down; could she be angry about the pinch? If anyone had the right to complain it was me. I'd managed twenty miles on the Appalachian before being flattened by a tree. Granted, it was entirely my fault.

“So… what am I chained up for? More importantly, where the fuck am I?”

>> No.14156868
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14156868

We need more Anubis mechanics and Girtablilus driving around yelling WITNESS

>> No.14156882

>>14156864
This is interesting.

>> No.14156885
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14156885

>coming up with idea for a honey badger
>google "honey badger girl" by accident
>this is the first result

Fucking KEK, this is classice. Honey Badger is a bully that NTRs were-sheep. nice.

>> No.14156896

>>14156885
thats like chri-chan tier art

>> No.14156899

>>14156885
I think I remember this "artist".

>> No.14156910
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14156910

>>14156885
>"I don't give a shit if he's your man!!!"
>those faces
>that finger pointing

this is fucking gold

>> No.14156911

>>14156885
>that fucking granberria basket-ball art
Thanks for the reminder, anon. I needed that laugh.

>> No.14156918

>>14156885
Is that weresheep crying blood?

>> No.14156920
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14156920

>>14156868
>Anubis Mechanics
Mmm, my favorite.

>> No.14156922

>>14156805
>You ignored that order with pleasure, hands sliding from her thighs to her hips, hips to waist, and waist to hands as you inched closer and closer to her face, loving every squirm and scrunched face as she tried to control her expressions.
>"S-seriously!" she growled as you were nearly nose to nose with her, the former warrior's hips moving as much as they could in time with you "D-do you what I'm going to do with you after this? I-I'm going to make sure you don't walk for a week!"
>Sure she will, sure she will.
>Your fingers interlocked with her frozen fingers and you leaned as much as you could to plant a little kiss on her lips, the minotaur's lips only parting after a second, then third, attempt.
>It was innocent at first, little more than a little peck but, like so many things, it soon devolved into something deep, passionate as your tongue and her's did battle, the minotaur's tongue winning a fight that her frozen body could not.
>Back she beat you, beyond your teeth and into your mouth, giving you a tongue fucking like no other.
>Eventually you had to concede that fight but the war was just about over.
>Her walls were rippling around you now, sloppily grasping as a the final climax came for her, your own limit coming not to far behind.
>Still, you wouldn't give her the satisfaction of coming insider her, in fact, just as her walls began to grip you then you pulled out....or tried to at least....
>Just as you began to remove yourself, her walls clamped down on you tighter than a vice while her armored legs snapped shut behind you while her cybernetic fingers entwined themselves with you.
>You tried to pull back again but her legs still held you tight, forcing your milky white to fill her.
>Fatigue it you like a truck you soon collapsed onto her ample chest, one of those red hands of hers stroking your hair.
>H-how?

>> No.14156924

>>14156885
https://youtu.be/YZVjUAgiB2A

BADGER GIRL WOULD BE CUTE! CUTE!!!

>> No.14156926

>>14156922
>Just as you began to remove yourself, her walls clamped down on you tighter than a vice while her armored legs snapped shut behind you while her cybernetic fingers entwined themselves with you.
>You tried to pull back again but her legs still held you tight, forcing your milky white to fill her.
My dick.

>> No.14156931

>>14156809
>>14156816
>>14156822
>>14156830
I can't help being slutty for canine monstergirls. I admit it. I'm a big wolfaboo slut.
I just want to lie back on the stomach of a not-quite-eight-foot-tall hellhound, feeling her razor sharp claws scratch gently against my head. I want to have a little loli kobold curled up on my stomach for me to stroke, as we're cuddled on either side by a lithe anubis and an athletic, wild and muscular werewolf.
Then the cuddle package is complete as a curvy kitsune cuddles from on top, comfortably sandwiching the kobold between me and her, before wrapping all six of us up in her tails.
I just want to go crazy filling my lungs with all their scents, hugging and nuzzling and kissing them.

>>14156814
Want know how I can telly that teddy story was written on a mobile phone?
Not that I don't like it. It's cute.

>> No.14156933

>>14156910
I want a Familiar Koume. Or maybe a Devil or Kobold.

>> No.14156935

>>14156920
>tfw my motorcycle mechanic is a crusty Vietnam Vet Marine and not an Anubis in a tube top
;-;

>> No.14156939

>>14156868
>smile and wave at Anubis driving past
>she shakes her head and yells MEDIOCRE before speeding off

>> No.14156940

>>14156931
That sounds like a fantastic cuddle pile anon.You've obviously given it a lot of thought.

>> No.14156943

>>14156939
>proceed to flip your 18-wheeler in front of her a few hours down the road

>> No.14156945
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14156945

Would you a small breed?

>> No.14156950

>>14156935
>not working on it yourself

I could imagine if it was a car, but a bike is closer to a lawnmower.

>> No.14156951

>>14156945
yes

>> No.14156953

>>14156931
You're still a filthy manslut.

>> No.14156954

>>14156945
Yes, they seem extremely cute and huggable.

>> No.14156956

>>14156945
I'd rather a small breed than one of the bigger ones.

>> No.14156957

>>14156945
>TINY TUBBY TANUKI
Would molest ceaselessly.

>> No.14156959

>>14156931
You shameless slut. You do have pretty fine tastes though.

>> No.14156960

>>14156945
Hell no, I don't girls who are smaller than me, even by an inch.

>> No.14156965

>>14156957
>tanuki
What?

>> No.14156977

Whatever became of the anon that was writing that /fit/ Electra Complex Jabberwock story?

>> No.14156982
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14156982

Okay, so badger girl would be:

>shortish
>light gray skin
>below average but firm breasts
>"shark teeth"
>black eyes
>cute little round ears
>puffy short tail
>long, semi-disheveled hair tied off at the bottom with an ahoge
>hair is black with a white steak that starts with the ahoge and goes all the way down the back
>kinda dumb but really earnest
>really defensive of the things she likes and ones she loves, has a unearned reputation for being a violent delinquent
>easily embarrassed and bullied (only by the one she likes)
>furry hands and feet, par for the course as with other mama girls

>> No.14156984

>>14156922
>"You think a doctor won't tell a girl what they put in her?" the content looking woman replied, the first happy, nonsmug smile you've ever seen on her face "You've can be smarter than that, Anon."
>Hey, she used your name, never really heard her do that before....But does that mean they...
>"Changed the code," she answered, enjoying the feeling of you nestled face first in her cleavage "nothing you're ever going to think up anyway."
>Ah...that's not good.
>"For you at least." The chuckle came, a light, happy one "Now...do you remember what I told you earlier?"
>About the bit where she was going to enjoy herself?
>The way her hug tightened around you let you know that you'd guessed right, a little, feral smug returning to her smile.
>"Yeah, because I want to let you know that you're stuck with me now," the growl came, the minotaur slowly rolling around until you were beneath her again "because even if you could move at mach two, you'd never escape me."
>Her hands locked against yours again and her entrance hovered just above your shaft now, a little of your essence leaking out as she smiled.
>"Because as I said earlier, loving you is going to be LONG and PLEASURABLE!"
>When the nurse next checked in after three hours, you were bone dry and mumbling as the minotaur slept with you, hugging you tightly against her with a warm smile on her face.
>It looked like she was back on top again, although her bullying was a much more innocent, caring nature now, although she'd still ride you ragged.
>Still, just because she was on top didn't mean that she'd be there forever, there were always a few screws you could undo in her sleep to take off those iron mitts of hers and pregnancy does slow down a woman quite well...
>Yeah, maybe you'll give that second one a go first.
Done, hope you guys enjoyed, or at least tolerated, it.

>> No.14156985

>>14156945
I want my Ubermensch only arachne damnit. Legs that go to Heaven, man.

>> No.14156987

>>14156945
Yes.

>>14156965
Think he misread small breed.

Not that I have anything against tiny, tubby tanukis

>> No.14156990

>>14156945
Only if she wear's hats made from water.
Fucking cute picture by the way.

>> No.14156991

>>14156982
Christ man. Killing bites did it forever ago. If you want to do one, put it in a story. Don't do this deviant art-tier description.

>> No.14156992

>>14156424
you're still a fag.

>> No.14156994

>>14156984
I enjoyed it.
Are you Average?

>> No.14156999

>>14156994
You win the cookie.
How'd you guess?

>> No.14157000

>>14156987
Not him but small breed is generic for small breeds of animal. Even the one referred to is short for Small Breed Arachne.

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14157004

>>14156999
Typing style.

>> No.14157013

>>14156991
I don't know autistic write fags by name, nor do I know the story

>> No.14157018

>>14157013
Those are apparently not the only things you have no idea about.

>> No.14157019

>>14157004

Huh, even when I drop the the double spacing I still get found out.

Anyways, thank you Anon and good night, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

>> No.14157020
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14157020

Why don't we have more of Monster Girls with pets? What pet would your waifu have?

>>14156977
When I finish the ending to the other story I started, which will be when I finish this essay due midnight

>> No.14157022

>>14157020
Me.

>> No.14157023

>>14157004
Hi Stalker-kun how are you today

>> No.14157024

>>14157019
No problemo.

>> No.14157026
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14157026

>>14157013
>Being this much of a newfag
Lurk more. Please. You may think it's a joke when people say this, but it's not.

>> No.14157027

>>14157022
I like the way you think

>> No.14157028

>>14157023
Dandy.

>> No.14157031

>>14156161
got it
http://pastebin.com/1ziHDN0w

>> No.14157035

>>14157020
>When I finish the ending to the other story I started, which will be when I finish this essay due midnight
Awesome.

>> No.14157037

>>14157020
You better. Or I'll be upset.

>> No.14157041

>TFW like six ideas and nowhere to start

>> No.14157048

>>14157041
Well first, you whip it out...

>> No.14157051

>>14157041
Everyone has ideas anon. Anyone can have them. It's translating it into reality that's all that matters. Awesome art vs stick figure donut steel, brilliant prose versus self-insert fanfiction, even starting a company and making a product sell -- it's all in how the ideas are made real.

>> No.14157056

>>14157048
Then you thrust it.

>> No.14157060

>>14157056
With great force.

>> No.14157062

>>14157041
>TFW just slapped three 1970's NOS high accuracy low distortion better sinked power resistors in my high voltage japanese amp and calculated the transformer turns to retap the beast to US mains voltage
>And replaced some old carbon film resistors with modern ones
>And spent half an hour scrubbing all the old flux off the PCB

There goes all my drive. All I want to do now is listen to music on this thing. I'm not getting dick written today.

>> No.14157074

>>14157062
NERD

>> No.14157075

>>14157060
Every angle.

>> No.14157080

>>14156940
>>14156953
>>14156959
I'm a slut who wants to see all those girls with wagging tails, smiles on their faces and warmth in their hearts.
Every day, I'd make time for all of them.

I'd play with the kobold, read her a bedtime story every night, and be there for her like an older brother.
I'd go out running with the werewolf every day, and wrestle with her, and train myself to keep up with her, even during the full moon
I'd be there with dinner ready when the anubis came home from work, ready to offer her baths, massages, ear-rubs, or simply be there when she wants to talk.
I'd help the kitsune at her shrine, cleaning it and attending to her, buying dozens of lint rollers so she can take pleasure in having her many tails cleaned.
I'd be the hellhound's cuddle-dispenser, there to comfort her after a hard day of chasing escaped souls and maintaining the border between Hell and Earth.

I'd make them all happy even if it killed me, because nothing would make me happier.

>> No.14157083

>>14157080
I'd be with you there.
There's almost no monster girl I don't like so I'd be happy with any of them.

>> No.14157091

>>14157074
>$2500 music setup
>First thing I test it with is Beat of the Rising Sun

Guilty as charged I guess.

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>> No.14157095

>>14157080
You're still a slut and now you've outed yourself as autistic.

>> No.14157096

>>14157031
how many heroes must she have thought to get to that point?
and the fact people trash her castle make me sad

>> No.14157098

>>14157092
She's going to get her head patted.

>> No.14157102

>>14157092
That's a pretty badass scar.

>> No.14157106

>>14157095
>implying that means anything at all on 4chan

>> No.14157113

>>14157031
>"because I can already hear it, the guitar riffs, the dramatic piano, some woman wailing about love or some other bullshit"

that shit runs deep

>> No.14157115

>>14156864
Are you continuing this or not?

>> No.14157116

test

>> No.14157117

>>14156864
She shrugged, and spoke in a gruff voice. “I’m a mercenary. Was on my way to my next job when I found you napping in a briar patch. Had some curious things with you. Figured you’d fetch a pretty penny at the slave auction. We’ll camp here for the night, this spot is as good as any.”

“Huh. A slave, then? Here’s an idea: how about tossing me the shiny canister in my bag?”

She fetched it from the top pocket of my pack and popped the container open.

“Lockpicking tools? You know, I can just unlock the manacles.”

I gestured towards the chains, “Even better. Be my guest.”

She strode over to where I was seated and knelt to unlock the restraints. Once finished, she took my face between her paws and said the single scariest thing I’d ever heard.

“Mark my words, boy: if you run I’ll track you down and hamstring you,” she pointed to the sheathed sword at her hip. “My sword’s dull, and it’ll be plenty painful. It’ll lower your price, but not by much. Believe me, plenty of monsters would love a fucktoy that can't escape.”

She forced me to hold her gaze to drive the point home. I believed her.

"Duly noted... uh?"

"Bitch, people call me. Good of a name as any."

The name suited her, the cunt. Bitch set her back against a tree and began rummaging through my backpack, giving my dried rations a curious sniff. I’d have to escape, disable her. Fortunately, I had an ace up my sleeve. Or back, rather. A snubnose revolver taped to the small of my back.
---

That's it for now, more later!

>> No.14157118

Does anyone have that picture of a Wendigo with Until Dawns "Don't Move" prompt?

>> No.14157128

>>14157080
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1443495708023.webm

>> No.14157131

>>14156864
>This isn’t a hackneyed romance novel so I’ll skip the specifics on her bust and nicely toned physique.
oi faggot. tell me about the boobs.

>> No.14157132

>>14157117
As a word of advice, I suggest you move all future updates into a pastebin.

>> No.14157135

>You'll never be a learning A.I. built and programmed by a Lich computer scientist to help her take care of her lab and overwatch her experiments for her when she's absent

>> No.14157144

>>14157083
Yeah. There's loads I like, only a few
I'm averse to, and barely even a couple I dislike.

>>14157095
You mean my first post didn't tip you off?
Well, at least the last horse crosses the finishing line, I suppose.

>> No.14157151

>>14157132
duly noted

>> No.14157161
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14157161

>>14157118
Don't move, don't even awawa

>> No.14157169

>>14157161
That eye above the "o" in "Move" is spooky.

>> No.14157167

>>14156807

I know how you feel.

Except I want to sleep in a bed of lamias.

>> No.14157170

>>14157161
Thanks.

>> No.14157182

>>14157167
Are you Snakepit Man?

Maybe I'll follow in those footsteps and get dakis of those five monstergirls. It wouldn't feel the same without all the fluff and warmth, though.

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14157186

>>14146658

>> No.14157191

>>14157186
That would be me

>> No.14157193

>>14157186
Beautiful!

>> No.14157194

>>14157186
Which one of us doesn't?

>> No.14157198

>>14157186
So sublime.

>> No.14157201

>>14157186
Got to love how happy she is at the thought of finding some degenerates into handholding.

>> No.14157205

So any news on the mob goes wild part 6?
Link for anyone interested
http://pastebin.com/u/Justanotherwritefag
What are some stories you guys want to see updated soon?

>> No.14157206

>>14157182

No, I'm not him.

But I do plan to sleep in a harem of dakis, but they will be mostly dragons.

>> No.14157214

>>14157186
>everyone likes handholding but is too timid to raise their hand because she's a lilim
>all that power and she can't get anyone to talk to her
>the night ends like all the others, wasted and asking the oni bartender why she's so ugly

>> No.14157218

>>14157205
>3DPD NTR Dragon that the writefag attempted to justify the actions of
Nah.

>> No.14157219

>>14157186
I do

>> No.14157222

>>14157218
>Not wanting to see the waifu cucked.

>> No.14157239

>>14156868
>Anubis
>not superior Dingo girls

>> No.14157240

>>14157218
Yea lets end before the revenge and cucking. I think it's nice to see someone break away from the "first girl is bestandpureandgreatand". I really wanted to see where he was going with it.

>> No.14157241

>>14156991
>implying honey badgers are badgers

>> No.14157244

>>14157218
It never felt to me that the author tried to justify Karen's actions, her writing portrayed her just like the cheating bitch she was.

I did enjoy her suffering and her husband's rampaging though. I just wish there was even more of the former.

>> No.14157245

>>14157186
I wrote that, and let me tell you I wasn't expecting anyone to draw anything of it.
Thank you based anon.

>>14157201
It's her fetish too anon.

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>>14157218

Why is there so much NTR stuff featuring dragons?

I just want to be loved by a dragon.

>> No.14157258

>>14157240
But thats just me. I like suffering followed by a bunch of healing. I'd love to see "Kitsune Royal Politics: Paladin Gets Screwed Over" expanded upon. Anxiety_Incarnate's like one of my favorite dudes even though he only has 2 stories.

>> No.14157269

>>14157244
My thoughts exactly. I was gearing up for her to wallow in self hate until the updates stopped.

>> No.14157279

>>14157258
There's also that Cheshire mom from his Incubus story, and the fact that she became a depressed drunkard after her husband ran off from her after enduring too much of her abuse.

>> No.14157287

>>14157249
Me too anon. Me too.

>>14157240
>>14157244
I heard rumors that he was planning a reconciliation end.

>> No.14157290

>>14157279
Semi-Incubised Veteran Get's Mistreated is awesome. I forgot that he also had a story about pillow fighting.
Pretty light considering his other stuff.

>> No.14157297

>>14157258
>>14157290
I want to see both those stories continued, they're great.

>> No.14157299

>>14155899
I want to read a book like this about a man who goes around trying to hug every type of Monstergirl! There was some writefaggotry about this, right?

>> No.14157306

>>14157258
Link to his stories?

>> No.14157308

>>14157287
If he could pull it off well... It'd take some good writing and even better healing/apologizing for me to be happy with a reconciliation.

>> No.14157312

>>14157306
http://pastebin.com/u/Anxiety_Incarnate

>> No.14157317

>>14157299
Not really, just a bit of green text about one man who would climb Mount Everest to find a lone yeti playing in the snow, give her a hug, a pat on the head, and then be on his way to a mansion in europe where he'll break into the home of a vampire to give her a hug when she least expects it.
I would live that dream.

>> No.14157318

>>14157308
It also would have helped if he started writing with that goal in mind for her character.

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14157321

>>14157186

I do.

>> No.14157325

>>14157321
Nigga this is a blue board

>> No.14157326

>>14157308
I honestly don't think that the guy would've been able to it in anything approaching a satisfying way.

She's a cheating slut, plain and simple. I just regret that it's forever colored the idea of mob boss MGs, for me at least.

>> No.14157337

>>14157326
I'd honestly like to see more thugdere stuff. School bully/delinquent turned housewife kind of shit.

>> No.14157342

>>14157337
Spats or lace Anon.
Which is it?

>> No.14157345

>>14157205

I'm reading it right now, but honestly the writing style makes it hard to read.

>> No.14157348

>>14157337
I want to see stuff where the husband and wife were once apart of rival gangs/mafias/families, and get dragged back into their gangs bullshit in a vein similar similar to the Yakuza series.

>> No.14157350

>>14156142
Link?

>> No.14157353

>>14157317
Damn, thought it was a full thing. Guess I remembered wrong. Still, the idea of some guy sneaking up on monstergirls to surprise hug them and then not always successfully try and leg it before the impending rape is pretty great.

>> No.14157355

>>14157345
That's what happens when one relies on memes and uses NTR as a plot-point to carry a story.

>> No.14157356

>>14157342
spats. Then convince her to wear lace, which will cause her to be really bashful.

>> No.14157357

>>14157214

>Some nights later she asks again who likes handholding
>One man musters the courage to stand and shout "I DO!"
>all the patrons gasp in awe and distance themselves from him.
>as the Lilim smiles and walks toward him he finds himself regretting doing what he just did.

>> No.14157358

>>14157342
Not that anon, but Spats.

>> No.14157364

>>14157342
Fug, I can't choose.

>> No.14157366

>You will never be trapped in a cabin while Wendigo's slowly surround it.

>> No.14157371

>>14157342
Spats spats spats.

>> No.14157374

>>14157366
>Can't escape, wendigos will get me.
>Even now I hear them, awawawawawaing as they circle the cabin.
>To whomever finds this message, tell my wife I will be late for dinner.

>> No.14157375

>>14157355

I didn't mean the content, I meant the style.

Greentext format should only really be used for short bullet point stories without much detail.

But the worst bit is how he's dragging out worlds liiiike thiiiiis.

>> No.14157376

>>14157342
Why not both?

>> No.14157377

>>14157345
Stop now anon.

There is nothing good to be found here.

>> No.14157380

>>14157376
Because wearing two types of undergarments is silly.

>> No.14157381

>>14157186
I want to motorboat that lilim so bad.

>> No.14157383

>>14156950
I don't have any tools, I change my fluids, but there are limitations to what I can do with what I have.

>> No.14157386

>>14157380
lacy spats. For the woman with a man that can't decide

>> No.14157389

PUT ME IN THE GAME COACH I'M READY

>> No.14157392

>>14157357
>she takes him to a back room (by his hand of course)
>minutes later, moans loud enough for the entire bar to hear start coming out of the room
>patrons slowly start leaving until the place is empty
>the lilim is just holding the guy's hand, twiddling with his fingers while staring into his eyes with an intoxicated smile.
>pervert

>> No.14157393

>>14157383
just give it a good shake. That oughta do it

>> No.14157394

>>14157374
>Man has a haggard look about him as he sets the paper down.
>It's the look of a man who's seen hell.
>He pulls the curtain aside only to find himself face to face with one of the wendigos.
>She lets out a little yelp and falls off the two she was standing on, landing in the fluffy white snow while they "awawawa" around her in worry.

Truely this is a hellscape.

>> No.14157400

>>14157393
>skimping on maintenance for a machine you risk your life on every time you ride
Anon, a motorcycle is the ultimate reminder that you will die, and all maintenance should be done with the utmost seriousness of working on anything your life depends on, like a service weapon, or a parachute. I don't have the time or resources to do that myself, so I trust a guy who's been riding, building, and drag racing bikes since the seventies

>> No.14157404

>>14157392

>She wouldn't be satisfied with just that.
>She wanted more.
>She took the man's other hand into hers, holding both of his hands
>It seems as though she's in a trance as she feels both of his hands, slowly and carefully.

>> No.14157403

>>14157389
What's ready?

>> No.14157408

>>14157394
>She lets out a little yelp and falls off the two she was standing on, landing in the fluffy white snow while they "awawawa" around her in worry.

God damn I wouldn't be able to resist going out there and cuddling all of them.

>> No.14157409

>>14157400
That wasn't me. If it was me, I'd be riding your ass to go buy some good tools from a pawn shop somewhere, the good old craftsman sort of stuff from the 20's-60's.

>> No.14157413
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>>14157408
That's how they'll get you.

>> No.14157415

>>14157409
time is a factor, on every normal weekday I'm in school or at work from 0900 to 0000, so when the weekends come around I'm doing homework anyway.

>> No.14157416

>>14157400

That's why I love my enormous 4 door American sedan from the 70s. I've had parts literally fall off of it and it only has 3 shock absorbers but it just keeps on going without giving a shit.

And it has enough interior room that I could probably fit my dragon waifu in it.

>> No.14157419

>>14157413
What happens when they get me?

>> No.14157426
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>>14157408
>>14157413
Awawa motherfuckers.

>> No.14157429

>>14157426
Lolis shouldn't cuss.

>> No.14157432

>>14157416
but driving a huge Schlampenschlepper doesn't give you the same rush as a 90 hp rectum ravager that tears white hot ass down the freeway

>> No.14157435

>>14157419
Don't worry about that, just don't get caught.

>> No.14157437

>It is now time to have the talk about the birds and the bees with your Wendigo daughter

How do you react? How does she react? How does your Wendigo wife react?

>> No.14157440

>>14157426
I want to get stalked by a tall, busty, dangerous Wendigo. Like the new girl from Vinland Saga as a Wendigo.

>> No.14157441

>>14157426
Wendigo cloaks look comfy as fuck.

>> No.14157443

>>14157437
Can I just avoid this whole topic and get my wife to take care of it?

>> No.14157444

>>14157392
>>14157404
She's getting married. Then we can hold hands together while cuddling under the covers every night.

>>14157408
Sometimes I wonder what having a Wendigo childhood friend would be like.
Would you meet her when you see her outside through your window one night, cold and alone, and decide to let her in?

>> No.14157445

>>14157432

You've clearly never driven a car and had the exhaust pipe fall off right when you floor it to accelerate onto the highway.

>> No.14157446

>>14157437
>Awawa Intensifies

>> No.14157447

>>14157437
Shock and awe.
>>14157440
My nigga.

>> No.14157452

>>14157437
Both pass out when I get to the part about hand holding

>> No.14157453

>>14157394
>>She lets out a little yelp and falls off the two she was standing on, landing in the fluffy white snow while they "awawawa" around her in worry.
It's too cute. Too fucking cute.

>>14157426
>motherfuckers
Hey now, don't you be like that. Wendigo are cute, and deserve a good husband, but they shouldn't speak like that.

>> No.14157454

>>14157445
all of my experiences with things falling off of cars I was in was when I was a kid and my dad's GMC would disintegrate while we were on bridges, I've made it a point to keep my shit running and not rusted through.

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>>14157441
You'll make a comfier one.

>> No.14157457

>>14157443

Nope.

Your wife goes in and starts awawaing, then your daughter starts awawaing, then their awawaing starts feeding off of eachother in a feedback loop.

>> No.14157460

>>14157413
Why should this even worry me in the first place?

>> No.14157462

>>14157458
I have become the comfy. My life has gone full circle.

>> No.14157464

>>14157445
Now this is my kind of excitement. Reminds me of driving around virginia tech during the polar vortex. I've never had so many "good luck everybody else" moments in my life.

>> No.14157465
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I want a reverse trap Monster Girl, that disguises herself as a guy in order to get closer to her prey!

>> No.14157467
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14157467

I CAnt Sleeps, Send Help

>> No.14157469

>>14157457
>awawa feedback loop
Dear god. I am but a mortal man, what can I do against such overwhelming cuteness?

>> No.14157470

>>14157465
So an alp?

>> No.14157471

>>14157437
>Here's how it works. Listen carefully, for this is as important as walking
>There once was a Harp and a Beegirl- Honey, don't give me that look. This is serious
>What? What do you mean that's not how it goes? It's the birds and the bees, of course it's going to star a Harpy and a Beegirl
>It has nothing to do with birds or bees? Then why is it even called that?
>What do you mean it has stuff to do with sex? Where do you get sex from birds and bees!? How does that even work?
>Furthermore, how does a bird have sex with a bee? The size difference is something fierce!
>It's a metaphor? Wha- Metaphors make sense! THIS doesn't make sense!
>Yes I've had "the talk", my parents were more blunt and didn't beat around the bush with some bird having interracial sex with bees
>Fine fine! You explain the "birds and the bees" to our daughter.
>Actually no, explain it to us both. I want to know how this bird and bee got together in the first place.
>Yes honey, I'm genuinely curious. Stop blushing

>> No.14157472

>>14157467
>'One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong...'

>> No.14157473

>>14157458
I kinda wished the cloak had a pocket dimension that leads into a comfy bedroom or something.

>> No.14157475

>>14157458
It certainly looks warm. But I wonder what temperature it's good down to, and how waterproof is it?

>> No.14157476

>>14157470
Alps are regular traps, men disguised as women.

>> No.14157480

>>14157472
NTR
T
R

>> No.14157481

>>14157464

As a Canadian I was just laughting at that.

Complete pandemonium over what is mild weather up here.

Hell, I've heard stories where police closed down roads to traffic because of ice, but would let cars from my province pass through.

>> No.14157483

>>14157440
I too really want some art of a curvy CC body-type Wendigo.

>> No.14157487

>>14157472
I think one of the Harpies managed to gain his hair color.

>> No.14157488

>>14157472
>>14157480
She's got the guy's hair color, calm your asses down.

>> No.14157489

>>14157472

What? Most of them take after the mother and one takes after the father.

>> No.14157491

>>14157472
It's Joey, because he sucks at card games!

>> No.14157492

>>14157481
Canadian here, I too was dying of laughter
I think that was the most I've ever laughed in years.

>> No.14157495

>>14157480
Thanks for gunking up a heartwarming picture

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>>14157480
>>14157472
Be quiet u, i need help s;eeponnh, i cant see my keynoard from this angle

>> No.14157501

>>14157499
Harpies sure like juiceboxes.

>> No.14157502

>>14157483
>Curvy CC Wedndigo
>Walks around the house in nothing but her coat
>More confident, and flirty
>Still Awaawaawas when startled or flustered

I could get behind this.

>> No.14157506

>>14157495
One of his daughterus has his hair instead of his waifus hair anon, nothing gunked up about it.

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>>14157506
NTRfags are delusional.

>> No.14157509

>>14157481
Everytime. Whenever it's cold in the states or it snows in the states: Canada comes a knockin. "Did you know it's negative 14534613451234 kelvin here?" "We had 73 metric tons of snow per square inch last week and it was business as usual!". Is Canada really such a desolate frozen wasteland?

>> No.14157511

>>14157483
I three wish for this
>Rather than a panicked rush of circling 'awawawawa' it's a smooth stalking of 'ara ara ara ara'
>Spook her good enough and she'll panic and start awawawaing

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>> No.14157524

>>14157481
It's because it takes practice to learn how to drive on ice. If it rarely ices bad someplace, then nobody has the experience. But smart people stay inside or wait for the salt trucks if that's the case. There's still plenty of unsmart ones who go out and get in hilarious wrecks though. Nobody where I live has tire chains for example.

I also remember passing through Arkansas one time in the worst blizzard there in fifty years. Some dumbass thought they could go the normal speed limit in that weather. I was watching out the window while they came down the opposite side of the interstate going seventy. There was a little curve in the highway before a bridge...and they just kept going straight. The truck sailed off right into a ravine.

It was like some Hollywood action stunt without the explosion. I think it's the only time I've ever seen the actual moment when somebody died in an accident in my life. I've seen the aftermath of stuff like that, but that was the only time I've ever seen the whole thing.

>> No.14157526

>>14157521
Oh neat, Papi got a job at that Harpy Sister's cafe.

Good for her.

>> No.14157531

>>14157502
>>14157511
>lets you use her body as a bed her breasts as pillows while she wraps her cloak around the two of you
>you keep waking up on her squishy abs each time

>> No.14157535

>>14157509
When I think about it, yes.

>> No.14157537

>>14157509

No, we have hot summers too, the difference is our winters are actually cold.

>> No.14157538

>>14157509
Yes. Why do you think 90+ percent of the population lives within 100 miles of the US border? And why a country so big only has 8 or 9 percent the population of the US.

>> No.14157539

>>14157521
Holy shit that gap.

>> No.14157541

>>14157509
7 months of the year depending on where you live, chief

>> No.14157542

>>14157537
Although it was literally snowing in the middle of summer this year where I live, and I live in the south of our country.

>> No.14157543

>>14157537
Hot for you polar bears is like 90F

>> No.14157548

>>14157539
Egg-laying thighs, son.

>> No.14157550

>>14157537
>Hot summers
Fucking hate summer. It's the worst

>> No.14157551

>>14157531
>She always sleeps fitfully without you in her arms
>Even with you in her arms, she still twitches every so often as she runs in circles in her dreams, mumbled 'awawawawa's escaping her lips
>Have to cuddle her tighter to get her to calm down

>> No.14157552

I meed a hug guys, sleeps wont come to me.

>> No.14157556
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>>14157467
>>14157480
you guys are retarded, she clearly is the youngest one and just still has her retarded, ugly baby feathers.

>> No.14157557

>>14157521
Oh neat, didn't know Nobuyoshi Samurai did any guest art of Papi yet.

>> No.14157559

>>14157552
I've got the perfect candidate for your deliema, my friend
I nice, soft, freshly fluffed _____Alp

>> No.14157561

>>14157556
I want to cuddle a fuzzy wuzzy harpy baby so bad.

>> No.14157566

>>14157559
ok, i'm desprate for sleeps, so an alp wi;; do.

>> No.14157568

>>14157538
I always thought it was because they wanted to hang out with the cool dudes south of their border

>> No.14157595

>>14157559
>freshly fluffed

I hate to break it to you, but that's no Alp anon...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer

>> No.14157598

>>14157595
I meant freshly fluffed as in freshly Alped
the hell are you doing searching gay things on Wikipedia? Something you want to tell us, Anon?

>> No.14157600

>>14157595
This is the exact joke I thought of when I read that.

>> No.14157603

>>14157550
Me too, I can't fucking sleep if it gets too hot out.

>> No.14157610

>>14157603
There is nothing good about the summer. NOTHING
>Bugs as far as the eye can see
>Hot as a Lava Golems womb
>Bright ball of FUCK YOU in the sky (Granted, it's there during the winter too so it evens out)
>High power bills because ACs and multiple fans are burning 24/7
I miss the winter. Hurry up and get here damn it

>> No.14157613

>>14157595
For a thread about literal female sex demons that run on semen this place sure has taught me a lot of gay things.

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>> No.14157622

>>14157598
I was linking the definition since I thought you didn't know it, given how you used the term in the context of Alps.

And knowing the term doesn't mean someone is gay, any more than knowing what a cleaveland steamer would be a scat enthusiast. It's a bit of a leap of logic.

>> No.14157623
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14157623

Disregard Alps, become enveloped by the sea.

>> No.14157624

>>14157610
I prefer fall. But winter is nice.

>> No.14157625

>>14157624
I like them both. Fall is just beautiful in every way

>> No.14157627 [DELETED] 

>>14157623
>Giantessfag claiming superiority over Alpfags

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would you go out with either of these girls?

yes, what's going on with her legs is exactly what you're thinking

>> No.14157636

>>14157627
Why you gotta be a captive of negativity?

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>>14157623
But Anon, there are alps in the water too!

>> No.14157644

>>14157634
Baka Anonymous, you don't even know what I was even thinking.
But yes, I would. They seem like good pals to hang out with

>> No.14157645

>>14157634
Are they nice?

>> No.14157646

>>14157634
I got this feeling they're a package deal.

>> No.14157647

>>14157509
9 Months out of the year.

>> No.14157648

>>14157634

No.

>> No.14157649

>>14157634
Oh god, why does she have man-arms and legs?

>> No.14157651

>>14157634
You mean the Mermaid is a filthy transmonsterist and is becoming a human at the loss of her voice?
That's lame. I'll take the fluff.
>>14157638
>water Alps
Oh no! Wet t-shirts with no proper boobs in them!

>> No.14157654

>>14157645
They came to the west and have started browsing tumblr.

>> No.14157655

>>14157634
Man that bitch just gets less appealing the closer I look
>Frumpy
>Doesn't shave
>Hairy man arms
>Can't into zettai Ryouiki
did this bitch just guzzle testosterone while she was growing up?

>> No.14157656

>>14157634
I have no words for how horrible that picture is.

>> No.14157660

>>14157205
>>14157345

I just finished it.

All I have to say is what the fuck was that shit? What was even up with that dragon character? Going all repentant but she keeps on fucking other guys?

I want that story to end in her death.

>> No.14157661

>>14157654
I unsheathe my blade as I say a quiet prayer, asking God to forgive me if I enjoy the coming bloodshed in an indecent manner.

>> No.14157663

>>14157634
I'll test the waters with the mermaid but I have a feeling she's got a problem even worse than "doesn't shave"

>> No.14157669

>Thread starts discussing wendigos
>Suddenly Canadians appear and start complaining about summer
Hmmm

>> No.14157670

>>14157660
Maybe that's due to the fact it's just a bad story.

>> No.14157678

>>14157669

What? There are no Wendigos in Canada.

It's really nice up here, why don't you come up and play in the snow. There are no Wendigos to come and kidnap you.

>> No.14157679

What monsters are spats best with?

>> No.14157684

>>14157679
Yes.

>> No.14157687

>>14157634
I would the werewolf, as long as she's legit hairy and not giving the chick signal of "legs not shaved, you're not getting any"

>> No.14157691

>>14157679
Tomboy Jumping Spiders. Yeah, I haven't forgotten.

>> No.14157694

>>14157678
No, don't come up here. Damn it, stop telling people to come here, Anon
Go away. If I have to put a sign at the border that says "Go Away" I will

>> No.14157696

>>14157679
Any with legs. Except maybe an arachne. How would you even get the spats on one?

>> No.14157697

>>14157694
Canadian Donald Trump, please. You got fucked to death already.
>>14157696
That is a problem for the artist.

>> No.14157698

>>14157679
Mantis bar none. Ripping the spats off a sweaty kuudere girl is bar none the best thing ever.

>> No.14157708

>>14157698
>Ripping the spats off
You better buy her some new ones anon, that's not ok.

>> No.14157716

>>14157708
ripping off as in pulling them off violently, you know, while she goes "EEEEEEHHHHH? b-but i'm all sweaty and gross!" and blushes

>> No.14157718

I wanna ask an ushi-oni if she's ever heard of anger management!

I won't even be surprised when her answer is 'no, because I fucked all my therapists'!

>> No.14157720

>>14157638
These Alps are getting cheekier and cleverer every day!

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>>14157716
that's not kuudere at all

>> No.14157725 [SPOILER] 
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olev.

>> No.14157726

>>14157718
More like
>THAT MOVIE WAS DUMB! PANTS OFF!
>>14157720
Did you miss out on the bit where we learned that mythological Alps have the same dream-powers as Nightmares? They're in control.

>> No.14157729

>>14157725
She's super hot but I hate her doujin. I can't get into kuudere.

>> No.14157734

>>14157725
>not using the english version.

>> No.14157736

>>14157725
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>14157724
yes it is, only embarrassing things like that can break the kuudere's facade.

>> No.14157742

>>14157734
>using filthy gajin version

Bet you like the English version of Coils of Light more than the proper version too!

>> No.14157743

>>14157725
>you will never sit in the lap of a mature, adult yandere

>> No.14157747

>>14157616
a beauty

>> No.14157748

>>14157741
It's not a kuudere if it's a facade.
>tumblr

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>>14157679
Hellhound.
I'm biased because she's my waifu though. So you can take this with a grain of salt.

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>>14157741
did you miss the part where mantises are 100% emotionless until the second they start applying vagoo-to-penis procedures

at best you'd get an "oh okay we're doing this I guess" if she's not in heat

>> No.14157755

>>14157750
Hellhounds are not very nice in my opinion.

>> No.14157758

>>14157748
>It's not a kuudere if it's a facade.
Making them break out of the Kuu, is the dere side of Kuudere.

>tumblr
I got all the bkub comics in a .zip and they all happened to be from tumblr, lad. simmer down, it's not like I go there.

>> No.14157761

Entry for Knockers so I can post art of it and say Oy Vey constantly when?

>> No.14157764

Who is the Eric Sparrow of monster girls?

>> No.14157766

>>14157755
Well that's your opinion, and you're entitled to it. You don't have to like what I like.
Monstergirls in spats are wonderful though.

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>>14157747

Yeah man

>> No.14157774

>>14157766
Yeah, MG's in spats are pretty good.

>> No.14157776

>>14157758
>simmer down
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE IMAGES FROM TUMBLR REEEEEEEEE

>Making them break out of the Kuu, is the dere side of Kuudere.
Yeah but I'm of the oppinion that the dick, or potentially handholding are the only stimuli to do it. If something as mundane as molestation and pulling her pants down makes her have an emotional outburst (relatively), she's a pretty weak kuu.

>> No.14157782

>>14157776
fair enough.

>> No.14157798

If a Centaur is drowned underwater, will it come back as a Kelpie, or do mechanics of the universe not work that way?

>> No.14157801

>>14157798
she becomes a nigger

>> No.14157805

>>14157798
ARTAX!

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Can you hear the Call of Ara Ara~?

>> No.14157871

>>14157864

Can't say that I do.

>> No.14157873

>>14157864
12Beast is awful.

>> No.14157874

>>14157864
That is very well done.

>> No.14157882

>>14157873
Better than EMG, still.

>> No.14157893

>>14157864
How do i respond to the call?

>> No.14157901

>>14157893
Well picking up the phone usually helps

>> No.14157910

>>14157901
But I'm shy

>> No.14157912

>>14157893
Rub some instant bishie-sparkle lotion on yourself and hang out near open water.

>> No.14157915

>>14157910
Come one anon, the phone won't bite

>> No.14157942

>>14157893
Fap into the sea while yelling "I offer this, my mistress!"

>> No.14157946
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>>14157942
Eh? Eeeh? EEEHHHHH~!?

>> No.14157950

>>14157946
>I heard it
>I instinctively panned up to the sky
Don't do that anon.

>> No.14157953

>>14157946
She really is cute. I would probably a Charybdis like that. Over a few of the other aquatic types, anyway.

>> No.14157959

>>14157946
>>14157950
>>14157953
Fun fact: Charybdis is one of the few aquatic types who awawa.

>> No.14157965

>>14157959
Yeah but they can't run in circles, so who cares?

>> No.14157969

>>14157965
>can't run in circles
They can turn around in place.

>> No.14157973

>>14157969
That crosses the line from cute into stupid.

>> No.14157978

>>14157973
>stupid
This is why Charybdis is forever alone and the Scylla get all the boys and turn them into tentacle sluts.

>> No.14157980

>>14157942

>A sea bishop comes out of the water and happily states how wonderful it is that you wish to dedicate yourself to Poseidon and watches you fap.

>> No.14157981

>>14157965
What about embarrassed arm flailing?

>> No.14157987

>>14157980
>Only watching
Well, if she's going to be here , she may as well hep me

>> No.14157989
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>>14157980
Sea Bishops are another sea creature capable of awawawa!

>> No.14157993

>>14157915
But will she bite?

>> No.14157998

>>14157993
Silly Anonymous, she can't bite you through the phone

>> No.14157997

>>14157993
No, but her tentacles have these little suckers that will leave hickies all over you.

>> No.14158000

>>14157981
An acceptable substitute, I suppose. I still prefer running in circles.

>>14157989
No. Fuck you, don't run this into the ground. It's good because it's unique.

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>>14157989

>> No.14158002

>>14158000
>run this into the ground
Three species is not running it into the ground.

>> No.14158004

>>14158002
It's two more than one, nigger.

>> No.14158007

>>14157249
They radiate pride and power, it strongly contributes to fetishes of either extending those qualities to a cynical interpretation (NTR), or humiliating and crushing them (reverse NTR).

>> No.14158011

>>14158001
Miss Emberscale! The exchange student lost her stupid stone again!

>> No.14158015
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>>14158004
You can't take something like this and steal it away for just Wendigos, who nobody likes enough to write about.
>>14158011
>stupid stone
Somebody's hankerin' for a spankerin'!

>> No.14158016

>>14157258
I know he wrote a follow up to Kitsune Royal Politics: Paladin Gets Screwed Over but it was never updated in the pastebin

>> No.14158019

>>14158015
Ah! I'm sorry Miss! Please don't spank me with your big meaty claws!

>> No.14158021

>>14158015
It's not that they're unlikable, it's just that any smut is going to end with you as a snow monster in her hood.

>> No.14158022

>>14156748
>>14156749
Hey! Update is coming! I didn't die much to my disappointment. Just finding it particularly hard to get past writer's block and not happy with where I leave it off at the end of the day. Thus the next update is going to be rather massive. In the meantime, have what is already there.

http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2

>> No.14158023

>>14158015
>You can't take something like this and steal it away for just Wendigos, who nobody likes enough to write about.
"Oh, gee I sure wanna write awawawa. Oh, what's this? Any one can awawa? Well I was gonna write wendigo, but fuck. Might as well write about another anubis again!"

>> No.14158034

>>14158019
She can spank me with those big meaty claws!

>> No.14158036

>>14158023
It didn't have to be this way. You could have stopped this. You could have written about Wendigos!
Oh, and I've changed the story that was going to be about a paladin and Yetis to being about a paladin and Wendigos, because paladin and Yeti is something cute and nice now.

>> No.14158040

>>14158036
>I've changed the story that was going to be about a paladin and Yetis to being about a paladin and Wendigos
No don't worry, just have the yeti awawawa, you don't even need wendigos.

>> No.14158041

>>14158023
This.

Of course even if it stayed with wendigos, it would be run into the ground anyway within a week. Too many people don't know the meaning of moderation here.

>> No.14158043

>>14158034
>The sound made when her flaming claws smack your bottom.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQNX7vDalQw

>> No.14158044

>>14157997
They won't hurt right?

>>14157998
You know what I mean, don't bully me like that! I'm already gonna get enough bullying from her, I don't need it from this thread too.

>> No.14158047

>>14158040
I refuse.
>>14158044
>They won't hurt right?
Hickies are the most painful thing you can imagine, anon. That's why you need to stay away from girls.

>> No.14158048

>>14158043
L-Lewd

I like it, it's like she wants me to beg for more

>> No.14158049

>>14158044
Who said I was bullying you, Anon? I was merely stating a fact
Silly Anon

>> No.14158058

>>14158041
>it would be run into the ground anyway within a week
It's allready run into the ground tbh

>> No.14158066

>>14158047
I thought the most painful thing was decapitation and anything involving finger or toenails.

>>14158049
You sound exactly like a Chesire you know, I don't need to deal with more of those assholes either

Can't even get milk down the street without being heckled by one

>> No.14158072

>>14158066
>decapitation
That's actually pretty much painless.

>> No.14158073

>>14158066
Just pick up the phone, Anon. Trust me, it won't bite
You can trust me, can't you? Because I assure you, nothing silly will happen.

>> No.14158078
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>>14158073
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring~

>> No.14158082

>>14158078
Damn it Berry, you were too early!
Now we have to start all over again with some unsuspecting idiot

>> No.14158084

>>14158073
>Reminding me of the Endtown comic with the phone full of lamprey teeth.

>> No.14158091

>>14158072
Really? Doesn't your head live after the cut though?

>>14158073
Alright, fine. But if something happens, like I end up with a face full of Cougar Chesire I'm hanging up. That's the third time this week, I don't want a fourth.

>> No.14158096

>>14158091
>live after the cut
Yeah but it's not like you'll be in any serious pain if the cut was clean and done with a sharp blade.
>Cougar Chesire
Unf! Where all the old cats at?

>> No.14158097

>>14158091
I'm telling you Anon, nothing will happen. It's just a phone! You're just answering the phone to talk to some lonely CC who's probably sitting in her fil- I mean, an Ara Ara goddess!
Seriously, nothing will happen. I mean, what could possibly happen?

>> No.14158098

>>14158097
>sitting in her fil-
Her what? What's fil-?

>> No.14158100

>>14158091
Your head is basically a jug of blood. It holds a full 20% of all the red stuff in your body. It takes a lot of energy and oxygen to feed that big brain. You live about ten seconds after being beheaded. All that time, all your spinal fluid and blood is leaking out.

The order is more like
>Terror
>Sleepy
than pain

Unless it's botched and they need two or three swings.

>> No.14158102

>>14158098
Nothing, forget about it. It's not important. Nobody cares. Just move one. It's irrelevant.
Answer the phone

>> No.14158107

>>14158102
I'm not him, I'm just connoisseur of CCs.

>> No.14158114

>>14158107
Un
Im
Por
Tant

>> No.14158122

>>14158114
What if I wrote about an old, horny cat getting it on with some young buck and his creepy-crawly? Would it become important then?

>> No.14158123

>>14158122
Go on

>> No.14158127

>>14158123
Well I mean, if I were to do that, would you tell me?

>> No.14158128

>>14158091
>Cougar Chesire
I want one.
>She pranks you better than anyone you've ever seen
>Puts girls half her age to shame with how full of energy her pranks are
>Also wise enough to know when to switch it off and be tender and loving

>> No.14158129

>>14158127
I don't know, maybe you should do that

>> No.14158136

>>14158129
I don't trust you.

>> No.14158137

>>14158128

I don't see what's so great about being pranked.

>> No.14158139

>>14158122
>an old, horny cat getting it on with some young buck and his creepy-crawly
For the love of all that's good and holy, do it already!

>> No.14158143

>>14158137
You know what's always hilarious to me? All the asshole prank artists who act like there should be no repercussions for their bullshit. Like I saw one where some dude pretended to shit on a fancy car and the guy straight up tazed him. His mate's response was "dewd its a prank what's wrong with you?"

>> No.14158144

>>14158136
That hurts. I see myself as a very trustworthy individual. But to be told that I am, indeed, untrustworthy, really hits home, you know
All I wanted was to see your story come into fruition, and yet you insult your supporter. That really hit me hard, Anonymous. Honestly

>> No.14158145

>>14158139
I don't know, I mean, I've still got like two thirds of an essay to write.
>>14158144
Just gimme the next syllable and I'll have an update out by Thursday, and you can pay me then.

>> No.14158146

>>14158145
How do I know you'll actually commit? Now I do not trust you, Anonymous

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>>14158146
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

>> No.14158153

>>14158145
Then stop wasting your time here and get to finishing that essay.

>> No.14158156

>>14158153
But I'm writing it while I'm here, see? It all works out. Don't need to have it done until Thursday.

>> No.14158157

>>14158151
I find your lack of trust disturbing
How about we come to a compromise? You deliver what you promised by tomorrow, and I'll tell you a dark secret
Oh, and the rest of that sentence. if it's really so important

>> No.14158159

>>14158157
>by tomorrow
But I can't do that.

>> No.14158163

>>14158159
Oh, whoops. I got Tuesday and Wednesday mixed up.
By Thursday, I mean

>> No.14158166

>>14158163
That I can do. At dawn, look to the East.

>> No.14158169

>>14158166
Dawn? The bloody sun's out at that time
But I'll abhor to your promise

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>> No.14158172

>>14158171
Fluffy spiderfu, speak to me of your day!

>> No.14158173

>>14158151
>Finale with Touch Me's gear tomorrow
Wait. I mean later this morning. Fuck I need to get some sleep.

>> No.14158175

>>14158173
You mean later this evening. I usually come back from my evening jog when the episode is out.

>> No.14158178

>>14158173
>Tfw you call everything tomorrow until you fall alseep or it reaches a certain hour
It's messed up, I know. But it keeps the sense of time off my back

>> No.14158179

>>14158175
Usually out by about noon here in Freedomland.

>> No.14158183

>>14158179
Well my day dawned seven hours ago.

>> No.14158188

>>14158128
They're overrated, you know how much they like that "Ms. Butts" joke? Too damn much, I've bumped into a CC Chesire's butt too many times and her shoving it further to my face telling me I need to kiss "Ms. Butts" to greet her.

Once she snuck into my house and I had to spend a whole night with Ms. Butts sitting on my face. Then she fell asleep on top of me. These Christmas Cake Chesire Cats are sneaky and they have too many Cs.

>> No.14158198

>>14158188
>too many Cs
C isn't too bad for a start, but on the long term it'd be better to try and obtain soldiers that are already of a higher rank.

>> No.14158206

>>14158188
>Not rimming her until her legs give out

>> No.14158208
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14158208

What would you do if your waifu likes to get into fights, tussles, or bullying other MG waifus?

Like your crabby neighbor but with MGs.

>> No.14158223

>>14158188
>not complying
>not slapping Ms. Butts for good measure

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>>14158208
I'm not sure, she's a princess, she can do what she wants.

>> No.14158227

>>14158224
Fuck, I want to breed.

>> No.14158234

>>14158224
>>14158227
I want to be encouraged.

>> No.14158236

>>14158224
>CoC
REEEEE

>> No.14158249

>>14158224
She reminds me of the babe

>> No.14158253

Im gonna attack some monsters armed with a carton of orange jucie
wish me luck

>> No.14158257

>>14158253
Wait, what? Why? Which species is she? Anon?

>> No.14158266

>>14158257
dunno, i was just gonna jump the first one I see and shout "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ORANGE JUICE!!"
why, boredom leads to strange places

>> No.14158269

>>14158266
You're scaring me.

>> No.14158277

>>14158266
>>14158253
I was going to say that this was cringey and you're above this, so you should stop. Then I realized how douchey and pretentious that would make me sound. Then I was going to post this comment, but then I realized it's just a waste of time, and it wouldn't matter if I didn't post it. Then I decided to post it for posterity's sake.

>> No.14158281

>>14158253
>>14158266
>>14158277
Do you know what's a good cure for boredom?

Rape.

>> No.14158286

>>14158281
Rape rhymes with elaborate. I think. I'm pretty tired.

>> No.14158288

>>14158277
sorry
thread tends to be dead round these hours as I live in Britain. and when im bored i type what i think

>> No.14158290

>>14158288
>Britain
Yesterday was the anniversary of Emperor Lelouch's death. How was the mourning?

>> No.14158293

>>14158269
I scare a lot of people.

I gained the nickname "madman" because of it

>> No.14158297

>>14158290
I mourned nothing.
fuck the ending to that show

>> No.14158298

>>14158297
Good for you. He lives!

>> No.14158305

>>14158298
remind me how, its been a while since i watched it

>> No.14158306

>>14158305
Supposedly, at the end he was driving the cart CC was on.

>> No.14158307

>>14158281
jokes about rape are always forced
...sorry

>> No.14158312

>>14158307
Hey Charon. Knock, knock.

>> No.14158313

>>14158306
Ah yes, I had forgotten about that theory
still, ougi, shnizel and nina should have got bullets to the head

>> No.14158316

>>14158313
>ougi
Because he stole your waifu?

>> No.14158323

>>14158316
she can burn along with him
everyone (with the semi exceptions of suzaku and nunnally) benefit from his death

>> No.14158326
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14158326

>tfw thread's general consensus on corrupted girls is genuine disdain and animosity
>still deem themselves monsterfags and believe they see the inner worth of MGs as opposed to normal crowd getting freaked out at their mention
Just admit you'd simply want human women have more exotic features and do some active shit like hitting on / seducing / sexually assaulting you and stop this hopeless masquerade.

>> No.14158328

>>14158326
I don't dislike corruption, no bully pls.

>> No.14158329

>>14158313
>Nina
She may be a psycho lesbian who invented the nuclear bomb, but she also invented an (absurdly over complicated) nuke-stopper, so she gets a pass.

>Schnizel
Utter douchebag, but he got brainwashed into having to obey anyone who wears the Zero mask, so who cares? Good as dead.

>Ougi
No argument here. He fucked up so bad, and yet gets an undeniably happy ending. Fuck him.

>> No.14158332

>>14158326
you can put me in the minority that loves corruption

I will wait patiently for the merse and koyoi's fallen bride chapters

>> No.14158336

>>14158326
I might not particularly want an overtly-corrupted girl, but I'm not vehemently against them as some are.

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14158337

>>14158332
Merse was the best one.
For obvious, snek-related reasons.

>> No.14158338

>>14158329
fair enough, I agree on all points

still, CC makes a good Cheshire in that wonderland thing

>> No.14158340

>>14158337
Man she would have been so great as a wight or Ghoul.

>> No.14158341

>>14158332
>>14158337
>Merse
Excellent taste. I want to repopulate a Demon Realm with my children from an Echidna.

>> No.14158342

>>14158337
she is my personal fav out the lot
hell, the witch is the only one i dislike

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>>14158326

I generally dislike corruption, but I rather like the monster girl brand of it.

>> No.14158345

>>14158326
B-but I love corruption. Corruption is my favorite aspect of the whole monstergirl thing!

>> No.14158346

>>14158338
Yes. Yes she did. Totally perfect in the role.

>> No.14158348

>>14158338
>bringing up the code geas wonderland
>no mention of Charles being the king of hearts

>> No.14158352

>>14158348
Yes, well, we weren't really talking about G Gundam, now were we?

>> No.14158353

>>14158344
corruption in MGE is beautiful
all the transformation goodness with non of the furry bullshit

>> No.14158354

>>14158348
There is only one king of hearts I'll acknowledge and HIS HAND GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

>> No.14158356

>>14158352
>G Gundam
Another one I haven't seen. Hey, how come we always end up talking about mech shows here?

>> No.14158361

>>14158356
no idea
one way or another, we will talk about metal gear, robots and one or two other things

>> No.14158363

>>14158354
Is it wrong to say that both shining finger and erupting burning finger can be taken the wrong way by MG's?

>> No.14158366
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>>14158361
But we're not allowed to. Just the other day someone got mad because we talked about MGS and he told us to fuck off to /v/. Speaking of MGS, here's a random sheep.

>> No.14158367

Big bouncy bunny butts.

>> No.14158370

>>14158366
I told you to fuck off because you were getting all high and mighty about video games, not because you were talking about it, you passive aggressive little shit.

>> No.14158371

>>14158366
if everyone paid 100% to the rules 4chan would lose a decent chunk of its threads

>> No.14158375

>>14158370
>all high and mighty
What?
>passive aggressive little shit
You need to go home to your family. They miss you.

>> No.14158378

>>14158354
I want to defeat a monster girl when she has gained powers WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!

>> No.14158380

>>14158326
But corruption is half the appeal of MGE, if I wanted something vanilla I'd be over in the EMG threads on /a/.

>> No.14158382

>>14158375

>all high and mighty

Someone made fun of him because he didn't get a video game reference and he got his panties in a twist.

>> No.14158383

>>14158378
I want to make a Lilim TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!

>> No.14158384

>>14158382
Right, so I do know what we're talking about. What a silly little person he was. To quote another anon
>>14158370
Anon, goddammit.

>> No.14158387

>>14158382
Actually I twisted my panties on another dude's behalf. Not that any one ever asked me to. It's just uncalled for. This is the monstergirl thread. Who gives a fuck who knows what about some videogame.

>> No.14158388

>>14158387

Wait- You mean you got offended on someone elses behalf over what was basically nothing?

That's just stupid.

>> No.14158389

>>14158388
So is acting like a cock about videogames in the monstergirl thread. "Being proud of being ignorant" my ass. Kid you don't now what kinda salt golem you conjured that day. I think it was yesterday.

>> No.14158390

>>14158387
Another dude who obviously didn't have any issues at all. You're a real pick of the litter, you know that?

>> No.14158393

If Godzilla was a Monster Girl, what would the Daughter of Godzilla be like?

>> No.14158394

>>14158383
man how many of these can we work into monster girls?

>> No.14158395

>>14158389

You're mistaken, I didn't get involved in that incident.

I'm just annoyed at how thin skinned some of the people in this thread are. All you did was make a mountain of a molehill.

>> No.14158396

>>14158393
all can think of is a dire lizard girl that has a mouth lazer

>> No.14158397

>>14158395
What's one more mountain to the range? If you wanna get uppity about who knows what about which videogame, go do it at /v/, is that so hard? Alternatively people can just not act like anon just stepped out form a cave under a rock in mars because he has to google what a fulton was.

>> No.14158398

>>14158389
>>14158390
>>14158395
I think the lesson that we learned today is:
>There's no need to get offended on another person's behalf
>Unless that other person actually is offended too.

So how about that new monstergirl coming out on Wednesday?

>> No.14158400

>>14158396
I don't care if its old, I'm doing it

IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!
>giant lizard girl blasts giant mothgirl

>> No.14158405

>>14158367
Tell me more of these big bouncy bunny butts.

>> No.14158406

>>14158398
I wasn't offended so much as irritated as seeing unrelated content treated like a thread staple.

>> No.14158409

>>14158406
MGS IS a thread staple. We've always talked about it. Gee whiz, mistuh, you're not very smart, are you?

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14158412

Disregard this shitty argument and talk about Goblins! I want to go down to Goblin Town, then go down on the Goblin hometown.

>> No.14158415

>>14158406
I get real fucking tired of the MGS memes every thread too. And I knew as soon as MGSV came out it would get real bad and stay that way for awhile. I don't like it but it should die down back to background noise when the next big thing hits.

>> No.14158416

>>14158405
With each hop they bounce with the rhythm, gifting glimpses of the moist folds hidden by their curves. If they notice you staring, they'll bend over and give you a nice view of those bubbly cheeks and everything in between, bouncing up and down just a bit with eager anticipation.

>> No.14158417

all this talk about MGS and G-gundam
if we get some art of a lilim in Master Asia's pose Im gonna have a field day

>> No.14158418

>>14158249
What babe?

>> No.14158420

>>14158409
We always talk about a lot of shit. Doesn't change the fact that it has nothing to do with monstergirls unless you try to hamfist it in, like mg art of D-Dog. You know, which is cool. Never took issue with it. I took issue with acting like a dick when people don't know about the thing it spawned from.

>>14158415
Exactly

>> No.14158421

>>14158415
>next big thing
What would that be?

>> No.14158422

>>14158409
Not him, but while it's not a staple per se, it is a largely supplementary part of the things we enjoy here.

>> No.14158423

>>14158415
Especially since the metal gear series is unofficially dead now.

>> No.14158424

>>14158406

Except it wasn't. Posts that are "what if x were monster girls" are quite common. Not everyone is going to get every reference and they shouldn't be get upset if someone makes fun of them for it. Both sides should just call eachother a faggot and move on.

>> No.14158425

>>14158417
But Dragon Ball Gundam is second worst Gundam. /m/ memes be damned

>> No.14158427

>>14158412
not for me, i dislike lolis

>> No.14158428

>>14158423
I thought it was unofficially dead back a little ways after MGS4.
I mean, until recently.

>> No.14158429

>>14158418
The babe with the power.

>> No.14158431

>>14158421

Fallout 4 hits soon. Expect people to talk about fallout creatures as monster girls then.

>> No.14158432

>>14158420
>acting like a dick
The entirety of that conversation went
>somebody mentions fulton
>guy googles fulton and express amazement
>someone responds with "anon, goddammit"
>everything is settled then and there
>oh wait, this guy feels the need to come start a fight about it!
I really don't think anyone was being a dick until you.

>> No.14158433

>>14158429
What power?

>> No.14158434

>>14158431
We have that, yes.

>> No.14158435

>>14158412
That colour scene is perfect, I want a harem of brown Goblins.

>> No.14158437

>>14158428
Well, Konami still owns the rights and it committed video game sudoku, and the guy behind the games left, so it seems pretty realistic we won't see a real MGS game ever again.
Unless you count pachinko machines.
Then again, I haven't been paying THAT great attention to the situation. Could be factually wrong on multiple levels.

>> No.14158438

>>14158425
>G-gundam is second worse gundam

I respectfully disagree out of curiosity, what is the worst gundam to you?

also to keep monster girls involved, to you think one of the more stronger ones could rip open a mech cockpit?

>> No.14158439

>>14158433
The power of Voodoo.

>> No.14158440

>>14158432
>anon, goddammit
This is that passive aggressive cockery I was talking about though. Idunno maybe there's a culture barrier. I'm also a little irritated no one took my segue into different types of salt golems. I wanted to talk about delicious brown Himalayan salt golems with long spiky white hair. But no one did.

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>>14158437
>Unless you count pachinko machines
Go fuck yourself.

>> No.14158443

>>14158437
You're not though. It's dead.
>>14158440
>passive aggressive cockery
Anon, goddammit.

>> No.14158444

>>14158434
But that will be video meme of the month. Just like Bloodborne and so on, not sporadic like the general stuff that comes up but tons of references thread after thread for weeks.

That doesn't bother me as much because I actually like Fallout.

>> No.14158445

>>14158434

It's only a small amount though, I'm saying expect it to become more common.

Really I can't believe people are still surpized that shit like that happens every time there's a major game release. Now you know what I experience every time people talk about Nintendo products but I don't complain about it.

>> No.14158447

>>14158431
isn't there a paste about a death-claw girl somewhere or am i just going insane?

>> No.14158450

>>14158438
>Seed+Destiny not absolutely bottom

I mean come on.

>> No.14158451

>>14158447

There is.

>> No.14158454

>>14158447
There's been like three. Take your pick.

>> No.14158455

>>14158439
Who do?

>> No.14158456
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14158456

>>14158444
This will be troublesome because I have no intention of getting it and I'll lose out on all the funny jokes.
I'll just take my New Vegas waifu and hunker down.

>> No.14158457

>>14158447
Penywise wrote one that was pretty rad.
http://pastebin.com/X8JTQSR2

>> No.14158459

>>14158450
I should have mentioned that i hated seed
the gundams were fine but kira and shin can need to be claimed by a mindflayer so she can "fix" them

>> No.14158463

>>14158457
>rad
Click-click-clickety means get the hell outta there!

>> No.14158466

>>14158457
Your pun made me fallout of my chair.

>> No.14158469

>>14158456

I prefer my girls to have skin.

And not be willing to literally sell their body for booze, or a drinker in general for that matter.

>> No.14158471

>>14158459
To be fair, G-Gundam isn't a terrible show if it had nothing to do with Gundam. It's just a terrible Gundam. It's the Mario 2 of the franchise.

>> No.14158473

>>14158469
She won't sell her body to anyone after I'm King of New Vegas and she's living in my suite!
But I'll shut up now.

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>>14158450

>> No.14158480

>>14158475
my jesus i needed that

>> No.14158483

>You'll never be breastfed by a stronk Minotaurtaur/Orc Super Mootant in slutty power armor that only protects her legs, arms and the top of her breasts and throat, leaving her sweat-slicked glistening abs and a hefty portion of her underboob on full view, including the lightly tufted puffy vulva, perpetually slick with arousal.

Why even G.E.C.K.

>> No.14158484

>>14158475
Hah! I never watched it! Then again I still haven't gotten around to Turn A, either but you know.

>> No.14158488

>>14158459
I don't even think that a mind flayer can fix Kira's Gary stuness or shinn's "almost as bad as sasuke uchiha" whining

>> No.14158494

>>14158488
Now that's unfair anon...

Sasuke stopped whining, went into a phase of megalomania, and then grew up altogether.

Shinn just got his shit kicked in, but was a bitch to the last.

>> No.14158500

>>14158416
Bunny girls are too good, man. Always eager, and probably clingy as fuck. Well, more than usual.

>>14158457
Yeah, I was looking forward to getting some more of that. He seems to be in the mood for the dark again though, if his cannibal fish comments are any indication.

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>>14158431
Got a doll baby, I love her so,
Nothing else like her anywhere you go.~
Man, she's anything but calm,
A regular pint-sized atom bomb!~

>> No.14158506

>>14158504

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfklKnOg4w

>> No.14158508

>>14158494
sasuke at his worst was in the kage summit arc
at that point he had kira's "justified" brokeness and shinn's bitching

yeah sasuke got better, but only after he tried to kill everyone and got punched in the face and told "no"

>> No.14158509

>>14158500
>cannibal fish
He's making maps for that.

>> No.14158511

>>14158483
>You'll never get cuddlecaught in a zombie-girl snugglepile in the B.T
>You'll never get spookspooned by the ghost girls of Sierra Madre
>You'll never get hibernationhugfucked by the fluffy and sleepy yao guai girls of Zion Canyon
I don't wanna life

>> No.14158513

>>14158459
you know damn well kira will ger lacus as a lilim
beacuse that's how bullshit jesus mcbeamspam is

>> No.14158518

>>14158513
get*

>> No.14158520

>>14158509
Already drew the map for the main area. Just going back through Rusalka. Once I'm done I'l post the updated paste with the puush links. Puush keeps shit indefinitely, right?

>> No.14158522

>>14158520
Stop making me feel bad for not putting that kind effort into my stories. I'd never even bother to think about the lay of the land in any of them.

>> No.14158526

>>14158522
It's fun. You get to feel like you're creating more than just monster smut for 4chan.

>> No.14158528

>>14158513
>lacus clyne as a lilim
the world is not ready for such evil...

>> No.14158529

I wish I could write for shit.

I can't come up with anything original. But for fun sometimes I like to take someone elses stories and put my own characters into them.

I find it fun to try to overcome the same trials with what are often vastly different skill sets.

>> No.14158539

>>14158526
You're just making it worse. Maybe one day I'll have a story that's worth the extra fluff.

>> No.14158552
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>>14158526
One day Peny will be a published author with movie deals for his books and I'll still be here. Time to eat my sorrow away!

>> No.14158559

>>14158529
>I can't come up with anything original
I can come up with something original, I've got enough material stored in my head to do a trilogy of stories with each being the length of a full blown novel.

My problem is that when it comes to all the important stuff like actually starting it, describing a scene and making dialogue flow I'm so awful that I can never bring myself to finish a short let alone write something that long.

>> No.14158560
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14158560

>>14158552

>> No.14158562

>>14158560
Gross strumpetharlot please go.

>> No.14158567

>>14158529
Just start simple, for example
>This is a story about a knight has to fight a dragon.
done to death right? still, expanding on simple lines is the basis of all story. all you need it a twist or "gimmick"
>This is a story about a knight that is forst to fight a dragon redeem himself.
BOOM!
the plot is still simple but now its 10X more interesting.
just work simple and brain storm a little

>> No.14158571

>>14158567
*forced

>> No.14158579

>>14158567
How about this, right?
>this is a thief
>he wants to join the guild
>he screws up a simple robbery and ends up messing with destiny
>now he has stolen another man's destiny
>but the other man's destiny was at a fork in the road
>now the thief is chased by a Valkyrie, a representation of an honorable, heroic death and a Cupid, a representation of love and a happily ever after
>taking advantage of them, he tries to rob a Dragon's hoard
Not that anon, by the way.

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14158585

>>14158326
But I like corruption

>> No.14158588

>>14158509
Oh, right. He's making maps for that, and putting out yandere spider. I've been meaning to read that. Hell, I haven't even read Ghoul starting from two updates before the end. It feels bad, because I'm one of the two that discussed it and brought it up to him to restart.

>> No.14158594

>>14158579
that's exactly what I mean.
sadly i cant right so good myself, but i like to think that im getting there.

right now im trying to make sure the hero of my first non-mg work doesn't come off as a self insert gary stu

>> No.14158598

>>14158594
>self insert gary stu
I'm surprised anyone would find this to be a problem, but then again most of my MCs are completely incompetent losers.

>> No.14158600

>>14158594
>come off as a self insert gary stu
Hah. Mine did. That's part of what I'm going back to try and fix.

>> No.14158601
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14158601

>>14158326
Don't give me that load of malarkey I like reverse corruption. Which is still technically a form of corruption.

>> No.14158611

>>14158601
>filename
What happens when I break the rules?

>> No.14158612

Just bouncing off that, I love it when the "Good Guys" are awful people, and the "Bad Guys" are wonderful in a story.

>> No.14158613

>>14158598
I say it like that because when i try to make the character, it has this unsettling feel, like Bad oc's in fanfiction

true it will be a completely original work so i don't have half the problems but the issue is still there.

>> No.14158615

>>14158611
you get the spoon
you will learn to fear the spoon

>> No.14158616

>>14158613
But I don't get it. You have to actually try to make someone a gary stu, surely something that awful doesn't just happen naturally.

>> No.14158628

>>14158611
I want to break the rules! I'll break the rules right now! I'll make up new rules and I'll break those rules too!

>> No.14158632

>>14158616
you dont have to try to make one, kira yamoto, bella swan. hell Laven from moose's story can arguably be called one.

the creation of a bad character can be as accidental as it could be intentional.

>> No.14158642

>>14158632
A bad character is one thing, but I just can't help but feel that a gary stu would only come about accidentally if the author just decided they no longer had any fucks to give.

>> No.14158643

I want a Kraken Onee-san who can play several instruments, with her tentacles, mainly the guitar and ukulele! I want to spend days by her side, each of us supporting the other!

Then, when our parents send us both far away not wanting us to incest with each other, I want us to spend the final day together, ending with the two of us on a hill, watching the sunset and reminicing about the old times, and sititng there quietly, taking in the bittersweet moment, before she plays one more song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XZwUnvr37Y

>> No.14158652

>>14158642
I guess your right.

at the very least, I've only ever had one complaint about a character I've made, i know i cant please every one but i intend to keep it that way

>> No.14158666

>>14158643
She's also talented with the accordion too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvoxVA6Zy9g

>> No.14158676

>>14158643
>you will never be tangle buddies with your Kraken Onee-san

>> No.14158680

we should get art of the adult forms of all the loli girls and call it the "cake squad"

>> No.14158682
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14158682

When lost inna woods, Elves are your best friend!

>> No.14158685

>>14158682
Can I ask her to leave me alone? I came in the woods for that Japanese suicide thingy.

>> No.14158688

>>14158682
Fuck is up with your ears, girl? You sure you're not a rabbit?

>> No.14158689

>>14158685
What's wrong with having an audience?

>> No.14158691

>>14158680
Old hags go away

>> No.14158693

>>14158688
She's one of them Warcraft elves.

>> No.14158694

>>14158691
Monster girls my dear anon is like wine.
you just have to fine the right tatse for you

>> No.14158698

>>14158694
Monster girls are literally the opposite of wine.
They get worse as they age.

>> No.14158703
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14158703

>>14158698
By ara and mofu!

>> No.14158705

>>14158698
>Starting fights
Fuck off

>> No.14158708

>>14158698
depends
I actually want this "cake squad"
>ara aras all round!

>> No.14158709
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14158709

>>14158698
Your childish Gerontophobia is not welcome here. Leave us and take your vitriol with you, goat-spawn.

>> No.14158712

>>14158709
Loli is life, I want to cuddle a loli dragon

>> No.14158715
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14158715

>>14158698

>> No.14158716
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14158716

A Hellhound is going to force-feed you Raging mushrooms and there's nothing you can do about it!

>> No.14158719

>>14158716
What if I shove them into her mouth instead?

>> No.14158720

I wanna feed a Baphomet Ara Ara cake without her knowing, and worship her maturing body until it's a curvaceous tall temple of perfection!

>> No.14158722

>>14158719
What an absolute madman

>> No.14158729

>>14158720
>cowtits
>perfection
No

>> No.14158732

>>14158729
Stay salty

>> No.14158735
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>>14158732
Stay inferior

>> No.14158738

>>14158720
http://pastebin.com/hWpsHgqP
I didnt make this by the way

>> No.14158742

>>14158735
>Not having cow-tits
>And a large round ass
>Not being hourglass masterrace
It's like you plebbed so hard you forgot how to patrician

>> No.14158751
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>>14158719
And how are you gonna do that, nerd?

You're gonna dominate your new wife and you're gonna like it!

>> No.14158752

>>14158735
Apple juice is superior

>> No.14158754

>>14158716
I want to feed an Alice a raging mushroom!

>> No.14158755

>>14158751
No! I'll force feed them to her if I have to! The only one who'll dominate in this household is her, and she better damn well like it!

>> No.14158759

>>14156625
>She was unwilling but a little 'encouragement' (See: Headpats) on your part was enough to get her agreement.
Nobody can be trusted anymore, everyone is corrupt.
Where will our society go if everyone can just be encouraged with a few headpats?

>> No.14158760

>>14158738
This idea needs to be expanded on.

>> No.14158765

>>14158760
which is why im supporting this "cake squad" idea

>> No.14158767

>>14158759
I'm with you there Anon.
It's a dark, dark world where even doctors can be bribed with affection.

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14158776

>>14158759
>>14158767
I'm impervious to headpats!
Getting my hair ruffled though...

>> No.14158780

>>14158776
Foul tactics Anon.
Foul tactics.

>> No.14158784

>>14158776
This needs to be finished and colored. And I want it painted black.

>> No.14158785
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14158785

>>14158755
>"No, you're going to dominate me and you're gonna like it!"
"Hell no. I'm the sub in this relationship and you're gonna be the top!"
>"No, you're gonna be on top!"
"No, you're gonna be on top!"
>"No, you're gonna be on top!"
"No, I'm gonna be on top!"
>"No, I'm gonna be on top!"
"No, I'm gonna be on top and you're going to love every second of it! Now get on the bed and spread them!"

>> No.14158786

>>14158784
I see a red drake and I want to paint it black.

>> No.14158787

>>14158765
>You'll never sit in the lap of a big, tall, busty familiar an read spell tomes all afternoon
>You'll never spend a night innamountains with an ara ara wendigo sheltering you from the cold in her arms
>You'll never meditate with a motherly angel to purify you of impure thoughts
>She'll never sit behind you and stroke you off with her big breasts resting on your shoulders, so you can cum out all the corruption

>> No.14158790

>>14158786
No chromatics anymore I want them to turn black~

>> No.14158796

>>14158790
I see the monsters walk by, dressed in their summer clothes.

>> No.14158801

Why do cowtitfags feel the need to try and ruin the loli girls?

>> No.14158804

>>14158796
I have to turn my "head" until my load blows~

>> No.14158805

>>14158801
>Not liking both types

>> No.14158808

>>14158805
Cowtits are gross

>> No.14158812

>>14158808
Your taste is gross.

>> No.14158814

>>14158808
>>14158812
Arguing is gross. Last episode of Overlord today, discuss.

>> No.14158815

>>14158812
I know it's you Buffalogildy

>> No.14158832
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14158832

Well well well, what do we have here.

>> No.14158836

>>14158832
That there's one nice fuckin' dangel.

>> No.14158837

>>14158832
She looks goofy and I want to yank her ears.

>> No.14158838
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14158838

>> No.14158843

>>14158208
Join in. Fighting other waifus and their husbands sounds fun as fuck.

>> No.14158846

>>14158326
>dislike corruption

Are you crazy?

>> No.14158847

>>14158838
That's a pretty great drawing but I don't like yuri so I won't save it to my computer. ree

>> No.14158849

>>14158838
The one on the right is inviting me in, the one on the left is too high to understand what's going on.

>> No.14158851

>>14158847
You can barely count that as yuri when the guy's going to be the center of attention there.

>> No.14158854

Baby Wurm wants a hug.
Do you dare?

>> No.14158855

>>14158847
It still baffles my mind how can any straight man not like yuri.

>> No.14158856

>>14158854
Not without power armor. Baby wurms don't know their own strength.

>> No.14158857

>>14158855
>>>/u/

>> No.14158858

>>14158843
>I like to get on other people's nerves
I hope you two stumble into a pair of professional boxers, cunt.

>>14158847
They're simply warming themselves up for some pole-shaped testosterone-reeking goodness.

>> No.14158860

>>14158854
Yes. I think the strength of Wurms is merely a meme and they're no real threat at all!

>> No.14158861

>>14158787
more, MORE!

>> No.14158865

>>14158857
Just because I like lesbians fuck each other doesn't make me a yurifag, silly.

>> No.14158866

>>14158552
>ice cream slime
>have to wear a slicker because she loves surprise cuddles
>ruining all your clothes
>but keeps you cool, fed and healthy, she's nutritious as fuck
>have to be careful not to show her too much love i.e. eating too much of her
>no risk, she's fine as long as her core is intact, it's just that it takes her a long time, around two weeks to regenerate
>gets all pouty because she' conscious during this time but she can't show you any affection
>works wonders when she's being a bitch

>> No.14158868

>>14158682
[WORRIED LAUGHTER]

>> No.14158869

>>14158860
Doctors later needed to removed over 75 bone fragments from Anon's internal organs

>> No.14158871

>>14158866
>It's covered in flies all the time and keeps getting assaulted by Beelzebubs and hungry children whenever she goes out.

>> No.14158872
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>>14158865
>I like lesbians fuck each other doesn't make me a yurifag

>> No.14158873

>>14158801
>Why do cowtitfags feel the need to try and ruin the loli girls?
Dunno, why do loli fags feel the need to ruin cowtits? Live and let live, nigger.

>> No.14158875

>>14158869
We found 108 foreign objects in your body...

>> No.14158876

>>14158872
Whatever you say, Bert.

>> No.14158877

>>14158873
I'm not forcing some shit idea to turn all holsts into lolis

>> No.14158878

>>14158716
>pic

Source?

>> No.14158879

>>14158709
And gerontophilia is better?
>but they're 2D anon!
Not sure if want.

>> No.14158881

>>14158873
I want both a normal baphomet and a "caked" baphomet

>> No.14158885

>>14158878
Sorry anon, don't know.

>> No.14158886

>>14158881
>"caked" baphomet
Then it's not a baphomet

>> No.14158887

>>14158847
They're obviously waiting for you nigga. Do you have a harem?

>> No.14158894

>>14158858
>I'm a bitch that can't defend his wife

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.14158895

>>14158877
>I don't like it so its shit
What part of live and let live do you not get?

>>14158881
See, this anon gets it

>>14158886
Baphomets aren't defined by being loli. They're qt goat girls first and foremost. You can have a caked baphomet, stop being salty.

>> No.14158901
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14158901

Pass the crumpets!

>> No.14158902

>>14158871
>covered in flies all the time
Mamono Mana
>getting assaulted by beelzebubs
They like rotten stuff and yuri a shit
>hungry children licking the wife
Should I be mad?

>> No.14158903

>>14158895
Having both would be wonderful
or better, having art of the "cake squad" playing with there child forms

>> No.14158906

>>14158901
"Crumpets" isn't a euphemism for my neck, is it?

>> No.14158907

>>14158906
Whatever gave you that idea, garcon?

>> No.14158908

>>14158838
Would like to see this colored, but blue instead of green.

>> No.14158912

>>14158901
That looks like the foot of a corpse.

>> No.14158914

>>14158908
>Most trees are blue.

>> No.14158917

>>14158912
Stocking.

>> No.14158919

>>14158914
yes, because we live on namek now

>> No.14158921

>>14158917
I know, but it's skeletal as fuck and the knobbly look of her toes reminds me of rigor mortis.

>> No.14158923

>>14158914
Nature works in strange and wonderful ways. Did you know there's a flower that smells like chocolate but causes horrible, burning stomachaches if consumed? The more you know.

And I just want blue liliraune you no imagination bitch.

>> No.14158924

>>14158919
Wanna play a children's card game?

>> No.14158925

>>14158907
Well, you called me Garçon, which implies I'm unfortunate enough to be the vampire's servant, and she has a look of "hunger" in her eyes, and not the hunger for crumpets.

I just wish she'd get to the point more often so I can prepare myself better.

>> No.14158927

>>14158924
as long as its on motor cycles

>> No.14158929

I want to hold a cross up to a vampire while she puts her hands up, begging, "not the cross, not the cross" only for her to grab it and make it burst into flames, then give me a shit eating grin, until I coldcock her with spiked, silver knuckles

Fucking bloodsuckers thinking they're hot shit.

>> No.14158933
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14158933

>>14158326
Then I guess I disagree with said general consensus.

>> No.14158934

>you will never be leglocked by a loli lilim

>> No.14158936
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14158936

>>14158326
But I just joined a demon cult! Corruption is what we do!

>> No.14158937

>>14158934
>loli
Eh.

>> No.14158939

>>14158934
>lilim

Wouldn't just a devil or succubus do? Lilims are really being overused.

>> No.14158940

What does a Wendigo do to you once you're in her coat?

>> No.14158943

>>14158940
Rubs you in places to get the blood flowing. Gives you a few sips of liquor to warm you up and get your inhibitions to go away.

>> No.14158948

>>14158940
Gives you animal crackers and juice.

>> No.14158950
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14158950

>>14158933
This thread is now hijacked by chibi monsters.

>> No.14158952

>>14158939
Lilims can work in the right context, i.e. as the leader of a major city.

You're right about them being inappropriate in many other situations, though. A sufficiently powerful succubus or demon could work just as well, and make a bit more sense.

From what I understand, Lilims are supposed to be exclusively daughters of the demon lord who are too wild/irrational/whatever to hold down a husband.

People can write whatever they want about Lilims for all I care, though. I don't care that much.

>> No.14158953

>>14158934
I'd settle for a Familiar.

>> No.14158955

>>14158943
Little girls shouldn't be carrying liquor around! If a Paladin sees it, he'll arrest her!

>> No.14158959

>>14158955
Paladins have no jurisdiction in the insurmountable mountains.

>> No.14158961

>>14158955
If a paladin sees her that because she dragged his ass out of a blizzard.

>> No.14158964

>>14158959
>no jurisdiction
This heretic...

>> No.14158965

>>14158873
>Live and let live, nigger.
And yet all I ever see is the cow/milk/cake fags forcing this.

>> No.14158966

>>14158964
That's right. Jurisdiction.
>>14158965
Can't you see that by keeping this argument alive you're becoming what you hated?

>> No.14158971

>>14158965
People like talking about holstaur milk and ara ara cake because the idea of turning a women into a paragon of sexuality is hot. So what? It's 'forcing' as much as any loli/sabbath discussion is. What are you even arguing for? People like different things.

>> No.14158975

>>14158971
>implying cowtits and fatties are the paragon of sexuality

>> No.14158977

>>14158971
>It's 'forcing' as much as any loli/sabbath discussion is.
Which usually entails "I like X girl." or "X thing about Y girl." Not "Everything should be fattened into a cow with magic cake and milk."

>> No.14158980

>>14158971
>>14158975
>>14158977
Oh won't someone please think of the children!

>> No.14158981

>>14158966
The Chief God created this world, that means her agents have jurisdiction over every inch of it. Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife cause we purging errybody out here.

If they're cunts.

>> No.14158985

>>14158977
No one even said that "every X always should be given cake"
Also
>fattened
>cow
Try and keep your bitter, vitriolic sabbath bullshit to a minimum, yeah?

>>14158975
Show me idols of sexuality which look like children. Show me any place other than japan that thinks that way. Not even all of japan thinks that way, just look at the cowtits they've graced us with.

>> No.14158988

>>14158981
Sorry, there's a new sheriff in town.

>> No.14158990

Ara Ara~ Holst having tea with a bapho while their husbands argue in the background when?

>> No.14158992
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14158992

>>14158988
You mean coffin jockey. DEUS VULT!

>> No.14158993

>>14158988
These carvings serve no tactical purpose whatsoever. But that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good.

>> No.14158994

>>14158985
>Show me idols of sexuality which look like children
Sahuagin?
Wendigo?
Alice?
Minase Iori?

>> No.14159001

>>14158990
And a follow up with both carrying on the tea party while sitting on their respective hubby's face to shut him up.

>> No.14159002
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14159002

>>14158985

>> No.14159011

>>14158992
Oh shut up damn knife are and go back to grinding on three trunks or whatever knife ears do.

>> No.14159013

>>14158994
>All examples from a self proclaimed lolicon
I meant real world paragons of sexuality. To my knowledge while not all of them are tittymonsters, which, to be fair, is accurate, 3D big tits are often shit, the vast majority of them are mature in form. Go find me a widely accepted idol of beauty that looks like a child. Not talking niche cults here, either. Talking Venus de milo tier, helen of troy, freya, cleopatra.

>> No.14159018

>>14159013
>literally asking for 3DPD
Your kind is not allowed here, normalfag scum.

>> No.14159020

>>14159002
I said any place other than japan, because as far and I and all other interpretations of the height of sexuality, lolicon is a deviation.

>> No.14159021

>>14159013
>those don't count because I said so

Where are you taking those goal posts?

>> No.14159022

Cheetah Jinko is running after you! But you already have a waifu! What do you do!?

>> No.14159024

>>14159001
The bapho should sit on her husband's face. The holst gives her husband lap pillow with his face under her boobs.

>> No.14159026

>>14159022
Duck and cover.

>> No.14159028

>>14159022
Go to space, the Jinkos can't get me there.

>> No.14159031

>>14159022
FALCON KICK!

>> No.14159032

>>14159020
You also failed to define 'height of sexuality' as anything other than stuff you personally like.

>> No.14159033

>>14159022
My peregrine falcon waifu challenges her to a race

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14159034

>>14159028
Challenge is of being accepted.

>> No.14159035

>>14159021
I put the goal posts there in the first place. Learn to read.
>Show me any place other than japan that thinks that way.

>>14159018
>Art
>Reliefs
>Literature
>3D
You might have a point with statues and busts though.

Also
>the normie defence
The simple fact that you call me a normalfag indicates that considering children sexual is abnormal.

Face it, kids ain't the paragons of sexuality. Mature curvy women are.

>> No.14159036

>>14159022
my waifu is a jinko
they'll settle this out

>> No.14159038

>>14159022
She probably just wants a belly rub or something. She would trust me enough to just let it slide as long as she knew the cheetah girl in some capacity.

>> No.14159039

>>14159022
I probably dropped my wallet and she's trying to give it back or something.

>> No.14159040

>>14159034
>not posting Aisha
You let me down

>> No.14159044

>>14159032
>You also failed to define 'height of sexuality' as anything other than stuff you personally like.
No, I listed examples of widely accepted standards of beauty and sexuality. Nice try though.

You can defend yourselves really easily. Find me examples of widely accepted interpretations of beauty other than lolicon, that conform to the childlike look. I exclude lolicon because my argument is that it's a deviation. Besides isn't it considered creepy even in the land it comes from.

>> No.14159045

>>14159035
I called you a normalfag because you literally asked me to supply you with 3DPD, now get the fuck out, your kind is not wanted here.

>> No.14159048

>>14159040
Aisha is not a Jinko. She's of a superior Ctarl-Ctarl breed.

>> No.14159053

>>14159045
>I have nothing so I'll just tell you to leave
>I also don't know what the word literally means

Sorry dude. I didn't realize women in books were 3D. Didn't realize women in classical artworks and relief were 3D either.

I'll give you cleopatra though, she was a whore.

>> No.14159059

>>14159048
Super strong space tigers, they're the same thing but in space.

>> No.14159061

I want to fight a salamander in a duel that will shake the earth

>> No.14159064

>normalfags in charge of sexuality

>> No.14159065

>>14159053
Why do you keep asking like you didn't specifically say you wanted real world examples as soon as I provided examples that you said "b-but they don't count" to because they aren't your personal tastes.

>> No.14159066

>>14159061
Salamanders are too weak for that.
Now a Fire Dragon.

>> No.14159068

>>14159061
>a duel that will shake the earth
You know she'll expect you to repeat that performance in bed too later.

>> No.14159071

>>14159064
Just ignore it.

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14159072

>>14159059
I don't know what these tigers you speak of are, but they sound amazing and attractive.
>>14159061
>>14159066
Salamander with an Ignis acting as her Stand? Don't steal that idea, it's mine and I'm using it.

>> No.14159075

>>14159072
how about a salamander in a pact with a udine?
that would fuck with some people

>> No.14159077

>>14159075
Walking sauna.

>> No.14159079

>>14159075
>>14159077
Wouldn't that lead to someone getting steamrolled?

>> No.14159080

>>14159065
>I provided examples
Yeah, of lolicon shit. Which don't count, not because of my personal taste, but because Lolicon is a deviation upon what Sexuality traditionally is and is widely accepted to have been.

furthermore if you're >>14158994, your "examples" were designed and conceived by a self proclaimed lolicon.
And if you posted >>14159002, this still falls under the lolicon movement, furthermore, Oyakado is known to be influenced by MGE.

As I said, find me other widely accepted perceptions of sexuality which exhibit purely childlike forms, And I say pure, because Ellin for example, are all woman from the waiste down. And, surprise surprise, Ellin thighs are what are most often fetishized. Gee, what does that suggest? That the more mature features are more sexual than the less mature ones?

>>14159064
>normalfags not in charge of sexuality
They've done a better job than most. You want to see what sexuality is like when normalfags aren't in charge? Take a stroll to /d/ and look at it in its entirety.

>> No.14159081

>>14159079
ROAD ROLLA DA

>> No.14159082

>>14158337
>Has cuts all over her legs
>STILL DOESN'T USE LEG ARMOR

Fucking stupid.

>> No.14159083

>>14159079
Don't make me release the hobos, Charon.

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14159086

>>14159081
>W-wreee? Did I say that right?

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>>14159080
http://gizmodo.com/heres-all-the-dirty-details-on-americas-thriving-porn-1208587525
How many states' top search is teen?
How many states' top search is milf?
Youth has been sexualised throughout the entirety of human history and many cultures historically married off their girls around the start of puberty.
>saying normalfags have good taste
>saying lolicon doesn't count
>in a /d/ material thread
>on a japanese owned website
>on the board specifically for weeaboos

>> No.14159097

>>14159086
>dorky Vampire roleplaying Dio for her hubby
D'aww.

>> No.14159098

>>14159086
>Okay we'll forget about that.
>When I say 'How many people have you eaten to heal those wounds' you say...?

>> No.14159102
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14159102

If you were going to throw a barbecue for an Oomukade, what would you have? I need to know because reasons.

>> No.14159108

>>14159102
Soap

>> No.14159110

>>14159102
lemon skittles

>> No.14159111

>>14159102
The usual stuff you'd have for a barbecue? Probably with an emphasis on various kinds of meat. Especially if there's also a cat involved.

Also, thanks, Doc.

>> No.14159112

>>14159108
Oh, lookie here, we've got ourselves a joker!

>> No.14159114

>>14159102
Spaghetti. How has no one else mentioned this yet?

>> No.14159115

>>14159114
Because you can't barbeque spaghetti.

>> No.14159116

>>14158716
>Hellhound: Just fuck my shit up

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14159117

>>14159102
Trying to steal my thunder are we?

>> No.14159118

>>14159111
>if there's also a cat involved
You're just being paranoid, sir.
>>14159114
You mean have the 'mukade spill a bunch of pasta bolognese on le grille?

>> No.14159119

>>14159102
Pigs in a blanket served WITH ORANGE JUICE!!

>> No.14159121

>>14159117
I've been using this image a lot you know. Usually with updates but still.

>> No.14159122

>>14159102
I would go on an autistic rant about how people sully the name of barbecue when they simply mean grilling. Ignoring any kind of logical retort as I demand there be smoked meats and dry rubs that involve cooking times of no less than 6 hours.

>> No.14159123

>>14159117
I'm overdosing here, Doc. But keep it coming anyway.

>> No.14159128

>>14159122
Or you could drop the autism and simply give him some ideas if you're a barbecue aficionado.

>> No.14159130

>>14159119
>ORANGE JUICE!!
Still bored, are we?

>> No.14159133

>>14159091
>Teen
You realize that's 18, maybe 16 at the lowest right? Not 8-12 like most lolicon shit is, right? Or is that something you were hoping to slip past? You realize this data is collected by Pornhub, which doesn't host child porn, the RL equivalent to lolicon, right?

>many cultures historically married off their girls around the start of puberty.
Yes these women were not considered paragons of sexuality. Just because you can fuck it at that age, doesn't mean you want to fuck it at that age, otherwise why aren't there more widespread examples in art and literature of 8-12 yr olds being considered the heights of sexuality? Or any for that matter? You've yet to present one outside of lolicon. Youth has been sexualised yes, but you're deluding yourself if you think that goes any further back than 14-15 at the youngest.

>>saying normalfags have good taste
As a whole, no, but it;s better than futa NTR, plant vore, giantess vore, fat, dragon cuntboys and fart threads currently gracing /d/'s catalog. Which is an example of normalfags not being in charge.
>>saying lolicon doesn't count
Something running counter to the grain doesn't change the grain itself. Feel free to show me other examples outside of japan and its lolicon industry of how highly children are considered in terms of sexuality, though.

>jap owned website on broa for weebs
>Implying tastes here are any representation of what is generally assumed to be beautiful and sexual

You seem to be getting further and further away from the point and retreating into a 'Well it's seen as sexy here, so fuck off' mentality.

I said at the very start of this "People like talking about holstaur milk and ara ara cake because the idea of turning a women into a paragon of sexuality is hot" A paragon is
>a person or thing regarded as a perfect example of a particular quality.
And to most people, that is a mature form, and you've yet to show any evidence otherwise, other than the lolicon rings in japan.

>> No.14159139

>>14159130
yeah pretty much
ill be back in about a hour, hopefully ill be happier

>> No.14159141

>>14159133
>Taking potshots at plant vore

Okay, now you've gone too far.

>> No.14159143

>>14159133
>>jap owned website on broa for weebs
How do you fuck up a quote on a website with a built in quoting function?
And are you seriously asking me to find a society that supports CP?

>> No.14159149

>>14159128
I'm ignoring your logical retort and demanding there be smoked meats and dry rubs involving cooking times of no less than 6 hours.

>> No.14159150

>>14159149
And I'm asking you if that's a quote from somewhere.

>> No.14159165

>>14159102
Sausage, to see how those girls handle phallic objects.

>> No.14159168

>>14159149
It's not really a retort. While I'm familiar with the major differences between the two, I don't actually know any specific ways to barbecue various types of meat and Alpie here possibly doesn't either. So if you want to showcase your culinary skills in detail, now is the time.

>> No.14159184

I want a Red Panda Monster girl.
Also Panda girl died off and I want her to come back

>> No.14159186

>>14159184
Panda girl? You mean the one who eats, shoots and leaves?

>> No.14159189

>>14159143
>how do you fuck up
I typed it
>And are you seriously asking me to find a society that supports CP?
Why? If what you're trying to argue is true, shouldn't they be everywhere? Or perhaps are children not heights of sexuality? In failing that, why not find me any other widely used and accepted examples of children being remotely sexual?

Face it, the concept of lolicon is an outlier that runs against the grain, and mature, curvaceous women are widely accepted as sexy and beautiful. And as such, objects that can turn women more mature and further away from loli, more sexual, so to say thee objects will be found hot and as such talked about. So to bring this full circle, quit bitching when it comes up in conversation. It's just what people find sexy.

>> No.14159191

>>14159118
I mean if there was a cat in the vicinity, she'd probably be drawn in by the delicious smells. She may even show up with some stuff of her own, perhaps some fish if you want to go full catgirl stereotype. Or if she happens to be an accomplished house wife and cook she might show whoever is doing it how it's properly done. This later scenario might also involve an apron, possibly one with a classic "kiss the cook" caption or something more raunchy. You never know with monsters.

This is all purely hypothetical of course.

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>>14159186
Don't make me get the hobos.

>> No.14159195

>>14159191
Now if only I had that picture Alp drew with her in an apron.

>> No.14159196

>>14159189
>its not as popular as my taste therefore my taste is better

>> No.14159203

>>14159186
No the one that eats and then sleeps

>> No.14159206

>>14159196
If that's all you took from this, I don't want to talk to you anymore. I've yet to hold a rational, logical conversation with a lolicon where they don't resort to bullshit like this post or 'ree fuck off normie' like a few posts above. What's with you people?

>> No.14159211

>>14159150
It's not, at least not that I know of. I just have to put up a front and pretend to care about semantics.

>>14159168
I mean, It's pretty basic really.
I'm from a pork region so ribs and Shoulder.
You let smoke and heat molest it as if a demented hellhound has made its way into the local elementary school and locked herself into a closest for the entire day with whatever she could grab..

This is after having molested said meat yourself with a dry rub of spices as if you're some sick bastard who snuck into the same elementary school.

Wet ribs are for heretics.
Oh right potato salad.
YOU NEED POTATO SALAD.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL
Baked beans can go either way. They're like that asshole who doesn't want to be there compared to the potato salad.
>Select all the trees
Why yes captcha, wood chips are used for smoking. But potato salad is much more important.

>> No.14159212

>>14159206
That's literally your argument though
>society doesn't support child porn?
>you're wrong
Also
>implying teen porn isn't popular specifically because they look young

>> No.14159226

>>14159211
>potato salad
What if I don't like potato salad?

>> No.14159231

>>14159226
That ain't cool bro. Why you gotta be like that. What did potato salad do to you.

>> No.14159233

>>14159226
Have you tried mixing in mustard with your potato salad?

>> No.14159237

>>14159211
Now that's a description I can get behind.

>> No.14159240

>>14159211
Oh screw you, Anon. My mouth started watering at the though of some dry ribs.

>> No.14159241

>>14159212
>>implying teen porn isn't popular specifically because they look young
You can't be this stupid. Does that mean that when I look for adult looking women I'm looking for women over 60?

>That's literally your argument though
No, if you had an ounce of reading comprehension, you'd know that my argument is that mature womanly features are widely considered beautiful and sexual and are therefor paragons, and as such items that provoke such transformations are considered hot sexy or interesting and are talked about fairly regularly, and there's no real point in complaining when it is brought up because, generally, it's what people like.

I went further in saying that lolicon depictions of children as sexual doesn't count as it's a deviation that runs against the grain. And lo and behold when we talk about widely accepted concepts of beauty and sexuality, the only examples you can dredge up are from said lolicon circles further proving that this is the only climate any sexual depiction of children can thrive in.

And what have you said? 'People like teen porn' is about the extent of it. And yes, they do, but they like it because they look like teenagers and not children. You'll have a harder time arguing that people watch teen porn to get as close to CP as legally possible, than you would arguing that people watch teen porn because teens are arousing to them.

>> No.14159243

>>14159240
Just imagine the ribs have Carolina Reaper dry rub on it and how painful that would be

>> No.14159246

>>14159226
This is America, and if you don't like potato salad then you can get out

>> No.14159248

>>14159246
>Potato Salad

A shit.
Just like mayonnaise

>> No.14159253

>>14159241
>Does that mean that when I look for adult looking women I'm looking for women over 60?
I assume it means you're looking for women who don't fall under the teen porn catagory.
Why would you go to such an absurd extreme with your over 60 comment? I don't think that was implied at all, but now you're trying to use that to make >>14159212 look silly.

>> No.14159254

>>14159241
>implying adult is even remotely as specific as teen
>caring at all what normalfags think
>arbitrarily saying lolicon doesn't count as an example of lolis being considered sexy solely due to it not being a normalfag thing

>> No.14159255

>>14159243
But that sounds great as long as you add just a bit of brown sugar to sweeten the flavor.

>> No.14159258

>>14159255
>Eating a Carolina Reaper sounds great.
What kind of spice freak are you?

>> No.14159259

>>14155238
Late to the party but just wanted to say that I feel you.

>> No.14159261

>>14159258
Wouldn't want that red dragon in my class to think I'm a wimp.

>> No.14159263

>>14159258
Just your run of the mill one?

>> No.14159271

>>14159263
Well then I better get a Chocolate Bhutla dry rub ready

>> No.14159284

>>14159253
>Why would you go to such an absurd extreme with your over 60 comment?
To highlight the absurdity of people 'really' looking for 8-12 yr olds when they type "teen porn", the lowest reaches of what those actresses can look being 16 at best.

>>14159254
>implying adult is even remotely as specific as teen
above
>caring at all what normalfags think
muh normies
>arbitrarily saying lolicon doesn't count as an example of lolis being considered sexy solely due to it not being a normalfag thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlier
Here, read this since you clearly don't understand the concept. It's not arbitrary to discard the bias of a small group of people when taking into account the perceptions of sexuality as a whole. And when the only examples you can give of children being seen widely as sexual are from the very same small circles that see children as sexual in the first place, well it's biased. You can't rely on their perceptions, they represent a deviation. I don't know how to spell it out to you any further, or more detailed. I'm already using letters.

I think you're just too caught up in this 'us and them' mentality which lets you conveniently disregard any opposing opinions as those of 'normalfags' I show you how children are not widely seen as sexual and therefor cannot be paragons of sexuality whereas fully grown, matures and developed women can, and your immediate response is 'pff what are the opinions of a normalfag'?

I'm not saying you can't see them as sexual, because obviously you and people like you do. I'm just saying it's not the widely held view, and as such, by definition cannot be a paragon. And when you have items such as holst milk and ara ara cake, you shouldn't throw your little tantrums when people, a large number of which find the concept of attractive, decide to talk about them.

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14159286

Have you finally accepted Horse Pussy Kingdom and Spider Pussy Kingdom are the best yet?

I mean it's okay if you need time but you mustn't linger too long...

>> No.14159288

>>14159286
>Trying to lure me into horse pussy kingdom with the vastly superior spider pussy kingdom
It's an effective bait, but I'm wise to your ploys.

>> No.14159290

>>14159271
I've yet to try that one.

>> No.14159299

>>14159286
Horses aren't that good and Spiders are creepy and gross.

>> No.14159302

>>14159286
But I already love them

>> No.14159304

>>14159286
Can I just go to spiderpussy kingdom?

>> No.14159314

>>14159284
Ara ara cake isn't even a thing in the setting.
Lolis are.
Buffalogildy fuck off.

>> No.14159322

>>14159290
It's supposedly hotter than the Reaper.

>> No.14159324

>>14159314
The ribbon gildy was the best gildy.
I didn't know how awesome ribbons could be before then.

>> No.14159325

>>14159314
Wonderland Cakes

Go here and Find Cake
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wonderland

>> No.14159327

>>14159314
>Throughout the land, various places, products, and foods are imbued with spells that will irrationally attack visitors. Including:

>“Cookies that change the body of a man that eats them into a little boy, or the body of a monster (woman) that eats them into a little girl.”

>“Cakes that change monsters with a child-like appearance and little girls into the form of alluring adult women if eaten.”
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wonderland

So you resort to lying and telling people who disagree with you to fuck off.

>> No.14159329

>>14159286
Yes, I've already accepted the greatness of both.

>> No.14159334

>>14159327
Hold the fuck up. On a side note, reading the next line down.
>“Tea that causes men who drink it to change into the forms of giant dogs, go mad with lust, and attack and ravish monster girls.”

This isn't official is it? Some one snuck it in, right?

>> No.14159339

>>14159334
Nope.
It's official.

>> No.14159340

>>14159327
Show me where it calls them ara ara cakes

>> No.14159345
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14159345

>>14159334
I knew they seemed too perfect.

>> No.14159348

>>14159334
That's kind of hot.

>> No.14159350

>>14159334
Wonderland girls are dog fuckers confirmed.

>> No.14159353

>>14159340
Jesus fuck, what do you want, people to refer to them as "those cakes that change monsters with a child-like appearance and little girls into the form of alluring adult women if eaten." every time they want to mention it? Go fuck yourself. They're called ara ara cakes because they turn your body type into the type of body of the type of woman who goes ara ara. They're called CC cakes too, what, are you gonna pick a bone with that name too?

>>14159348
Bad Aftyn

>> No.14159354 [SPOILER] 
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14159354

>>14159345
You know i made a imgur album of Transparent version of these images
http://imgur.com/a/crARm#0
just saying

>> No.14159360

>>14159350
in wonderland you can get raped by egg yolk.
everything else is a step up

>> No.14159366

>>14159354
Yeah thanks for that, I'm using them for 4chanX monster background browsing.

>> No.14159369

> can finally fulfill the fetish of same monster type on monstergirl
just gotta find a werewolf girl happy to come to wonderland

>> No.14159371

>>14159353
>Jesus fuck, what do you want
People to stop trying to take away the lolis and replace them with old hags.

>> No.14159373

>>14159369
Leave.

>> No.14159375

>>14159353
Not even Aftyn; there's just something about going full Beast Mode on a girl which appeals to me. Like getting another dog-type monstergirl, bending her over until her backside's in the air, and just letting feral instinct take control of you both. And when you're done, transforming back, more spent and exhausted than you've ever been, and slumping down next to the girl, watching her drool into the pillow with a mindless, satisfied smile on her vacant face.

Good god, what's wrong with me.

>> No.14159382

>>14159371
>people to stop trying to take away the lolis and replace them with old hags.
Too fucking bad. These thing exist within the setting, people find them interesting and or hot, and will talk about them. Deal with it. Every one else has to deal with the sabbath.

>> No.14159384

>>14159371
and im saying why not both?
you have your lolis, and we get our caked girls
everyone wins!

>> No.14159398

>>14159384
I want to find twin Alices and keep one a loli and give the other an ara ara cake with some holst milk.

>> No.14159399

>>14159382
People hardly ever mention the sabbath. In fact, every mention (5) ITT is people hating on them.
Meanwhile
>2 mentions christmas cake
>6 mentions CC
>16 mentions ara ara
>4 mentions onee-san
>4 mentions cake squad

>> No.14159404

>>14159399
>Wow the trends as seen above are exhibited in the thread as well, colour me surprised
Just goes to show you really didn't fucking pay any attention to our previous discussion.

>> No.14159406

>>14159345
>>14159339
>>14159334

Think about it like this; it's just like the original Wonderland setting. You eat something to get small, to get big, to be the right size again.

In the right context it's all in good fun and very little can go wrong.

>> No.14159409

>>14159398
that there is a man with a plan
>>14159399
I want the cake squad to be a thing, and NOTHING IS GONNA STOP ME!

>> No.14159412

>>14159409
There are plenty of bust girls already, what is your obsession with ruining lolis?

>> No.14159417

>>14159412
>Implying tall busty onee-san Baphomet isn't GOAT tier.
>Implying it wasn't reuined the instant KC made them loli and made sabbath a thing
What's your obsession with what another anon wants to do?

>> No.14159418

>>14159412
Because normalfags are incapable of appreciating beauty.

>> No.14159430

>>14159409
Yep, one is nice and small for loli sheniganry while the other is tall and soft for oneesan loving
Although the latter may still act like an Alice but we can work with that.
An overgrown loli can be cute

>> No.14159433

>>14159417
>not liking loli
>>>/hm/

>> No.14159436

>>14159433
Your cheeze pizza threads are over on 4+4chan, bucko.

>> No.14159440

>>14159417
Yes, baphos are goats.

>> No.14159443

>>14159436
>equating 2D to 3D
You just outed yourself as the worst kind of normalfag

>> No.14159447

>>14159443
>equating beautiful grown women to /hm/
You just outed yourself as the worst kind of faggot in general. Now where does that leave us? More shitposting?

>> No.14159452

>>14159417
I'm sorry to inform you that your assblast over something daring not to cater to you isn't equivalent of it being ruined in any way.

>> No.14159458

>>14159447
I was insulting you for not liking lolis, not insulting your grotesque love for discussing cowtits which have been scientifically proven to be inferior

>> No.14159461
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14159461

Only foxes can save this thread. Foxes both busty and loli.

>> No.14159463

>>14159452
Funny how the exact same thing can be said to the other party in the exact same phrasing. To the exact same effect.

>> No.14159465

>>14159463
Not true.

>> No.14159471

>>14159463
You could do that, but you'd be wrong.

>> No.14159473

>>14159461
>both busty and loli
If you keep bringing it up you won't solve shit.

>> No.14159476

>>14159458
This has just devolved into meaningless shitflinging. Good job, I guess. This is your element. Now that we aren't actually talking with logic and reason.
>>14159465
>>14159471
>Implying this entire thing didn't start over some assblasted anon because cakes that make girls into women dared to not cater to his lolicon fetish, without realizing it wasn't equivalent of it being ruined in any way.

>> No.14159477

>>14159463
>NO U

Apply yourself, nigga.

>> No.14159484

>>14159476
>Implying this entire thing didn't start over some assblasted anon that couldn't deal with the fact lolis are in the setting and so decided he wanted to ruin them

>> No.14159485

>>14159334
KC's not as vanilla as people like to claim.

>> No.14159490

>>14159476
More like it started with someone not being able to handle there being monster girls that don't cater to his aesthetic standards. And as we know that's unacceptable and needs to be fixed, because fuck variety.

>> No.14159491

>>14159484
It all started here, nigga. >>14158729 The catalyst, if you will. Or if you want to go even further back, before it was a thread topic, here. >>14158691 Then it devolved into what we have now. Proud?

>> No.14159494
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14159494

What a great time to be alive

>> No.14159495

>>14159484
I might be missing a post or two here but it doesn't seem like talking about changing aspects of a character that you don't like ruins that character for anybody else.

The lolis are still there, totally untarnished. All you have to do is not also be talking about feeding them cakes or whatever.

>> No.14159500

>>14158022
Welcome back. I look forward to viewing future updates of your story.

>> No.14159501

>>14159494
Fuck you Tewi.

>> No.14159502

>>14159494
>great
If only you knew how bad things really are.

>> No.14159504

>>14159491
>it started here and here
>both linked posts are replies
A+ great job

>> No.14159507

>>14159494
I want to cuddle Tewi.

>> No.14159511

>>14159504
Bait replies can also cause shitstorms, you know.

>> No.14159512

>>14159504
To otherwise innocuous unrelated comments. Or what, should we just stop saying things now, to prevent shitstorms like this? Is the blame suddenly on the person posting about what he likes, and not the person shitposting about what he doesn't like?

Are you moo2? Are you using some kind of online translator? Because your reading comprehension is bullshit.

>> No.14159513

>>14159461
>Only one tail
No! I need Mofu mofu! This is mere Mofu!

>> No.14159515
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14159515

>>14159494
Fuck you, filthy imposter!
I'm the real Tewi shitposter!
Go away!

>> No.14159518

>>14159512
>Are you moo2?
prefer the name "An Hiro"

>> No.14159519

>>14159491
I'm more interested as to why none of the posters who usually complain about forced/involuntary transformations jumped on >>14158720

>> No.14159521
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14159521

>>14159515
Hey man you don't get a monopoly on Tewi.
Black Tewi best.

>> No.14159523

>>14159512
>To
Triggered.
>innocuous
Well one of them straight up lied, so I wouldn't really call that innocuous.

>> No.14159524

>>14159519
*haven't jumped on

>> No.14159530
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14159530

>>14159515
I posted, post and will sometimes post Tewi images here. Get over it, you ain't the only one

>> No.14159531

>>14159523
I think he meant "To" as in "They were replies" "[Replies] To innocuous comments."

>Lied
...About what? The perfection thing? That's subjectivity, not deceit.

>> No.14159536

>>14158832
Is she related to the MGE?

>> No.14159538

>>14159531
It is false because objectively speaking, flat is better.
I can back this statement up scientifically if required.

>> No.14159539

>>14159512
>>14159531
>To otherwise innocuous unrelated comments.
Considering a tit-lover blew up over something similarly innocuous in the past all I can say is, congratulations, you are both touchy fags.

No, I won't get off this fence. It's comfy here.

>> No.14159540
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14159540

Fuck that's adorable.

>> No.14159541

>>14159519
Probably because they and the cowtitfags are the same people.

>> No.14159543

>>14159536
No, only her pose is visibly copied after Titania's.

>> No.14159544

>>14159521
Would put lots of little bunnies in there.

>> No.14159546

>>14159521
>That Tewi butt
Indeed

>> No.14159547

>>14159540
>Recharging.gif

>> No.14159549

>>14159530
Whelp, guess I'll go enjoy some Tewi ryona doujins until this blows over.

>> No.14159550

>>14159543
I see it now.
I'm still gonna put it in my MGE Succubutt folder though since I like the design.

>> No.14159555
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14159555

>>14157798
>Kelpies

No. Never. Fuck off.

>> No.14159557

>>14159540
Cerea generally is.

>> No.14159558
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14159558

>>14159539
I don't come here often enough to know anything about that. It's the here and now, baby.

That in mind what's say we all just move on. Here's a hypothetical: Loli or not your monster girl is probably into some kinky shit. What's your upper limit? No butt? Physical harm? Would you not even put on a wig for her?

Would you put on a knight's helmet and shout about vanquishing evil while you fucked her if she asked?

>> No.14159561

>>14158838
The alraune really are some of KC's best.

>> No.14159564

>>14159549
>Have to stop talking about monstergirls because of the occasional hindrance that is shitposting

This faggotry shouldn't even have a goddamn schedule. It should not happen at all.

Fuck these people.

>> No.14159570

>>14159540
I want to play with those ears so badly.

>> No.14159574

>>14159561
Another thing he does well is butts. A shame there are like two in total among the profile pictures and not much more in the books' illustrations.

>> No.14159575

>>14158855
Watching two girls schlicking and kissing is fucking boring, if you're there just to watch like a goddamn cuck, might aswell watch porn where you can self insert as the guy actually being part of it, or just stop being a faggot and go fuck an actual girl.

>> No.14159577

>>14159334
>>14159485
> KC's not as vanilla as people like to claim.

He might be. Supposedly the translation is unclear as to whether the description of Wonderland tea turning men into dogs is literal or figurative.

>> No.14159579
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14159579

Flat is justice, goodnight.

>> No.14159584

>>14159519
I don't think they're the type to care about what happens to monstergirls.

>> No.14159587
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14159587

>>14159513
Smaller package, with more mofu.

>> No.14159589

>>14159558
>Trap
Succubutt or not fuck off.

>> No.14159590

>>14159579
No, go away, all hail the glorious Echidnas.

>> No.14159607

>>14159589
You're free to not like what I like but I'm gonna keep liking it.

>> No.14159608
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14159608

>>14159461
I wish shortstack Kitsune were commonplace.

>> No.14159609

>>14159575
>Wanting to watch girls fuck somehow makes me a cuck.

>> No.14159610

>>14159579
Flat is alright. I wish Baphos would get a profile art update, but some others need it more. Not like KC would have time for it right now anyway.

>> No.14159615
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14159615

Everyone just calm the fuck down.

>> No.14159616

>>14159608
That looks like a substantial fox posterior.
I'd take that stump's place.

>> No.14159618

>>14159555
Dammit, I was just going to post that image to express my reaction upon reading that part with intimacy-sceptic Mantis in Lanternon's paladin story. Way to fucking ruin them men, as if the MC's autism alone isn't hard to get through.

>> No.14159620

>>14159607
You can like whatever you like just don't post shit like traps here

>> No.14159624

>>14159615
Thanks for reminding me of Darling being a gigantic homosexual who won't touch any of the girls. Now I'm mad.

>> No.14159626

>>14159618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGT87k_CVJ0

This is my reaction to just reading your post and that story's content.

>> No.14159629
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14159629

>>14159615
I just noticed that almost-Labia.
>>14159616
Step in line.

>> No.14159630

>>14159624
He's a nip, living in nipland. What did you expect?

>> No.14159634

>>14159620
What will you not post in exchange?

>> No.14159637

>>14159616
Except then you'd be just a stump.

Would probably score you some points with the Dryad ladies though.

You know...the ones in the woods.

>> No.14159648

>>14159634
Dunno
Tumbrl futa jabberwock with dual dicks?

>> No.14159649

>>14159609
>Wanting to watch two lesbian women make out
>Won't ever get to actually fuck them because they're lesbian

Fine, let's make it more specific. You're a loser who won't score, and they'll laugh at you as they fuck each other and all you get to have is your fapping hand.

>> No.14159650

Would your MG waifu enjoy a Hammer Horror marathon with you?

>> No.14159653

>>14159626
This is some spooky shit dude. Almost thought that thing was a skeleton for a sec.

>> No.14159658

>>14159649
>You're a loser who won't score, and they'll laugh at you
But that isn't my fetish.

>> No.14159659

>>14159648
Come on Anon, if I'm not posting something I actually like and would post you have to give up something too. It's only fair.

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14159661

>>14157440
>>14157483

>> No.14159664

>>14159661
I want to make her awawa

>> No.14159665

>>14159661
Why are you so good to us?

>> No.14159667

>>14159658
>"It still baffles my mind how can any straight man not like yuri."

It still baffles my mind how can any straight man not want to actually fuck girls instead of watching them fuck each other.

>> No.14159670

>>14159412
becuase I am a T&A man and a would like to se what those lolis look like after a little "enhancement".
there is cookies for the other way round so i don't get your problem.

>> No.14159671

>>14159659
Not that anon, but you shouldn't post traps here because this is the Monster GIRL thread.
No one has to stop posting anything because you're being made to stop shitposting.
The only traps allowed here are Reverse Traps.

>> No.14159673

>>14159667
Not him, but voyeurism is a fetish out there.

>> No.14159674

>>14159667
>wanting to fuck girls
Gay.

>> No.14159677

>>14159661
..Are you drawing on your wall, or am I just nuts?

>> No.14159678

>>14159661
>that belly
>those hips and thighs
You're good people.

>> No.14159679

>>14159649
>You're a loser who won't score [...] and all you get to have is your fapping hand.
This'll happen regardless of wherever or not I like lesbian porn.
>and they'll laugh at you as they fuck each other
You mean the fictitious, hypothetical/actor lesbians who'll never actually come into contact with me?

I can't speak for the guy you're replying to, but it's just a fetish. Cum inflation isn't possible in reality either, but I can still enjoy it.

>> No.14159681

>>14159661
Wunderbar.

>> No.14159682

I don't hate yuri, I just find it boring. Then again I find ecchi boring too, usually.

I need penetration and ahegaos.

>> No.14159687

>>14159649
>>14159679
Just nip this in the bud already.

>> No.14159693
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14159693

>>14159687
I'd nip an alruane's bud, if you know what I mean.

>> No.14159694

>>14159661
now that is a wendigo id got to the mountins for.

>> No.14159696

>>14159682
Almost my exact sentiments, though I can find stuff without penetration arousing.

>> No.14159699
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14159699

>>14159650
C-come on guys. What girl wouldn't love Christopher Lee as Dracula?

>> No.14159704

>>14159693
I'd pollinate a Tentacle's flower, if you know what I mean.

What I mean is I would fuck a Tentacle until she's ahegaoing and squirting sap everywhere.

>> No.14159705

>>14159677
no, he is the insane one. he gets to doodle on the wall of his padded cell. thank you Anon.

>> No.14159706

>>14159699
She'd probably have nightmares of Peter Cushing as Van Helsing.

Though that fight scene at the end of Horror of Dracula was pretty sweet...

>> No.14159707

>>14159677
>For some reason the police need into his home
>Walk into his room and there's just drawings of cute monsters girls all over the walls like an insane person's prison cell

>> No.14159712

>>14159706
Even Alucard has nightmares of Van Helsing.

>> No.14159715

>>14159677
I thought he was drawing on toilet roll. Pretty thick toilet paper too. The quality stuff, you never get in public toilets.

>> No.14159719

>>14159707
It's ok, cops love MGs.

>> No.14159720

>>14159704
>tentacle plant girl
You are man of exquisite taste.

>> No.14159721
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14159721

what went wrong?

>> No.14159723

>>14159624
Well to be fair, by the time he was told he could fuck them he had three to choose from. It's like having to choose between your three favorite meals.

>> No.14159724

>>14159721
Everything.

>> No.14159725

>>14159661
Lovely but I've got an impression that it's actual size is like 2 inches by how there are hardly any details or something distinguishable.You should make them bigger and less lazy, honestly.

>> No.14159727

>>14159719
Can confirm, my old man's been a cop for over thirty years and I can discuss the intricacies of mating with mythological creatures with him.

>> No.14159729

>>14159653
It's Darth Maul, Anon.

>> No.14159731

>>14159705
That's right, everyone else is crazy, not me.
Thank you for making me believe in myself, anon.

>>14159715
That is...less insane, I guess?

>> No.14159737

>>14159671
But the image also contained a monster girl. It's arguably less relevant, but not to such a degree that one off image is going to ruin a thing unless someone is so irate that they kick up a storm.

It's honestly the only trap/MG thing I've ever even seen so it's not like somebody is going to be image dumping them all day anytime soon.

>> No.14159745

Would there be self defense classes for men to help them get away from Monster Girls.

>> No.14159753

>>14159729
I only care if that thing hides a skeleton inside of him or doesn't.

>> No.14159755
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14159755

>>14159737
Fixing the image is simple.
Took me about five seconds in paint.
Step it up anon.

>> No.14159756

>>14159745
Of course. It's just sometimes those are just set-ups to get defenseless men trapped.

>> No.14159757

>>14159745
imagine all the martial arts styles needed to fight against centaurs, snake girls, etc. would be pretty
neat

>> No.14159761

>>14159731
It depends. Consider the implication if it actually was toilet paper.
He's not using a pen, he's using a pencil. Something thick, too.
You can tell from the light that it's a photo, and isnt' scanned, so it absolutely isn't a thin pencil that's just been blown up to an absurd resolution. Unless, of course, the camera lens is several inches in diameter, which seems unlikely.

So it's a thick pencil, on toilet paper. Now, just how hard is it to draw on toilet paper? Even with a pen, it's not easy. Drawing strokes like that with a pencil that thick is nigh-on impossible.

What that tells me, is that our drawfag friend has had a lot of practice drawing on toilet paper. From this, I conclude that he doesn't have easy access to typical paper on which to draw. But paper's an extremely easy resource to come across, in many places around the world.

So we can safely assume that the drawfag is either homeless, or lives somewhere where paper is scarce. Most likely, the world of Stephen King's Dark Tower.

>> No.14159767

>>14159745
Parkour classes anon.
Can't rape what you can't catch.
Be aware that some classes may or may not be set up by monstergirls who want husbandos who were harder to catch.

>> No.14159770

>>14159756
Well you'd have to be careful.
>>14159757
With ones like that it'd be a bear mace situation.

>> No.14159779

>>14159761
Indeed, that is the conclusion we've been drawn to.

But it feels like we're missing something...

>> No.14159780

>>14159755
It's not like I couldn't, I just didn't want to. You can post that one as you like and it won't bother me but if I feel like it I'm still probably going to post the full one because I like it more.

>> No.14159781

>>14159770
>use bear mace on Ushi-Oni or Wurm
>it's not very effective

>> No.14159789

>>14159770
I'd rather make a cockratice trap, get a bundle of them and if I feel threatened release them and escape while they run everywhere.

Until I master magic smoke bomb at least.

>> No.14159790

>>14159721
Nothing.

>> No.14159791
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14159791

spent some time relaxing this afternoon listening to nujabes and watching a spider make its web

shit was so peaceful i gotta do it again. now I want to chill while I watch a arachne make her webs

>> No.14159798

>>14159661
A saint

>> No.14159799

>>14159791
Caffeine spider drew hook in its web. It knows something we don't.

>> No.14159805

>>14159799
No it doesn't. It just got drunk and tried to make a fishing line out of it's thread instead of a net.

>> No.14159806
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14159806

>>14159721
is the resemblance intentional they're both smug and have literally the same hair.

>> No.14159812

>>14159806
Probably unintentional.

>> No.14159813

>>14159791
Go here.>>14158171

>> No.14159829

>>14159780
Oh, so you just want to cause problems. Good to know.

>> No.14159834

Z-Tom might have shit taste but damn if he can't draw a nice pair of horse tits.

>> No.14159839

>>14159834
yeah that he then turns to NTR and Incest.

>> No.14159840

>>14159834
First Z-ton and then crabman. Why are centaurs such huge NTR magnets? It's not fair.

>> No.14159842

>>14159829
I don't, though. I just want to post what I like. It's not my problem that you don't like it and certainly not me creating a problem when you insist on impressing that you don't like it so hard. Encouraging this tantrum about it by replying was the mistake I made, if anything.

>> No.14159846
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14159846

Hey white boy, you're looking a little down. Maybe some chocolate will perk you up.

>> No.14159850

>>14159846
I need an adult

>> No.14159851

>>14159846
Mmm cinnamon

>> No.14159853

>>14159779
Or you could just ask him what he used.

>> No.14159854

>>14159840
To be fair to Crab that's how actual horses work, just Crab thinks all his MGs need to be basically everything the animal counterpart has.

>> No.14159855
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14159855

>>14159850
Snakes can be adults.

>> No.14159865

>>14159840
It's because horsepussy is objectively shit.

>> No.14159867

>>14159846
I could really go for some Lamia cuddles right now.
It'd probably help me with this melancholy problem I've got right now.

>> No.14159869

>>14159846
I have a mint chocolate chip Yeti waifu at home waiting for me, no thank you

>> No.14159873

>>14159855
that guy made more of yuri snake?

>> No.14159876
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14159876

>>14159850

Hello.

>> No.14159874

>>14159842
>Posting futa and traps in the monster girl thread is now okay and anyone who doesn't like it is the asshole

>> No.14159877

>>14159867
Don't do it. She'll kiss you and ruffle your hair!

>> No.14159892

>>14159873
Group name is urasekai 2 and a lot of their stuff is on exhentai. Watch out for the pigs though.

>>14159874
If they're not violating the rules, sure.

>> No.14159898

>>14159877
But anon, I want her to do that.

>> No.14159899

>>14159846
No, I think just a gun would be fine.
>>14159867
You too?

>> No.14159904

>>14159892
Traps go on /d/, /b/ and /y/, feel free to keep your faggotry there.

>> No.14159906

>>14159899
Depends, Do you feel happy, but also like your life is going nowhere?
Because that's my melancholy. I'm happy and sad at the same time.

>> No.14159909

>>14159211
Dude. Alpie is not Nasu. There will be no in-depth descriptions of cooking.

>> No.14159911

>>14159661
>She's already awawa'ing
This isn't the thug-yan I imagined. I might have to think about drawing her myself.

>> No.14159913

>>14159904
You seem really grouchy and I wonder if you've skipped breakfast.

>> No.14159916

>>14159909
Box hot, long time.
Potato Salad. Smoke.
This Chair.

>> No.14159917

>>14159898
But it'll be embarrassing! She wants to make her sweet adorable creamsicle blush madly!

>>14159899
You shouldn't say those things, it'll upset her.

>> No.14159920

>>14159906
Not really, I can't even place mine, just a general melancholy. I don't even know why and its not like I feel sad, I just feel like shit right now and I don't know why.

>> No.14159921

>>14159906
I have the kind of melancholy where it doesn't feel like anything I do means shit to anybody, so I take out my frustrations on wastelanders in Mad Max by beating the shit out of them like an australian Batman

>> No.14159922

>>14159913
>has no response
>so plays the "u mad" card

>> No.14159923

>>14159892
Attempting to derail threads is against the rules, and posting things that have nothing to do with a thread's content and demanding they be allowed is attempting to derail.
So fuck off back to faggotchan, nigger.

>> No.14159924

>>14159846
I'm not white. I'd be called a girl's slang equivalent of "delicious brown"

>> No.14159926

>>14159917
>You shouldn't say those things, it'll upset her.
Yeah, and what's she gonna do about it?

>> No.14159933

>>14159922
I think it's that crossdresser faggot from the night threads.

>> No.14159936

>>14159926
Make you feel better about yourself with plenty of cuddles and compliments.

>> No.14159937

>>14159924
Hermano?

>> No.14159944
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14159944

>>14159917
But anon, I want her to do that.

>>14159920
I know that feeling man, like you're constantly tired and no amount of sleep will fix it?

>>14159921
Catharsis definitely helps.
Prototype is pretty good for that kind of thing. Nothing quite like bodyslamming a guy after jumping off the Empire State building.

>> No.14159945

>>14159924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS473EWbaiw

>> No.14159946

>>14159840
>The more pure something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Also horse dicks. It's just common sense.

>> No.14159947

>>14159933
I've heard nothing about this guy. Was he in the previous thread?

>> No.14159951

>>14159922
You're right. I shouldn't have responded and I even said that much earlier. My mistake again.

>> No.14159955

>>14159947
No, it was a while back, he told us all about how he likes to dress as a girl and feel like a princess, among other disturbing things.

I don't want to talk about it.

>> No.14159961

>>14159945
I'm not a mudslime, but holy shit my sides.

>> No.14159967

>>14159936
And what if that doesn't work?
>>14159944
Yeah I guess that's the best way to describe it, like I said I'm not even sad but I feel terrible.

>> No.14159971
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14159971

I made a Wendigo too!

>> No.14159972

>>14159967
She's going to make it work. No matter what.

>> No.14159980

>>14159961
Houri State when?
>conquered anons get parceled out to deliciously soft yans as cuddleslaves
>everyone has to hold hands and kiss on their tiptoes 5 times per day
>it's illegal to cum outside on the pain of a do-over

>> No.14159985

>>14159971
Go away Alp.

>> No.14159987

>>14159985
Why? I'll delete it, we're cool, right?

>> No.14159991

>>14159980
Not cuddling is haram.

>> No.14159994

>>14159987
Fuck you, write more stinkypede

>> No.14159997

>>14159980
Thieves pay back the value of the stolen item in semen.

>> No.14159998

>>14159994
We had a deal. Thursday. Not that I'm keeping my end but you know. I'll get right on that.

>> No.14160001

>>14159987
If you write more stinkypede I'll say horrible things about you on the internet. Really mean things.

>> No.14160003

>>14159998
I've altered the deal, pray I don't alter it further if you want to see your daughter again.

>> No.14160005

>>14159997
What if you steal someone's heart?

>> No.14160012

>>14160001
Fine.
>>14160003
I don't even have one.

>> No.14160016

>>14160012
You will.

>> No.14160017

>>14160005
You pay with your hand in marriage.

>> No.14160023

>>14160017
>forced to marry the Girtablilu next door because she's liked you since preschool
Sultan pls go and stay gone.

>> No.14160028

>>14160023
>not loving the scorpion next door since the third grade
Eunuch please go.

>> No.14160036

Once upon a time there was a Stinkypede. She stank so bad EVERYONE died.
The End.

>> No.14160037
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14160037

What if monoeyes had monoboobs

>> No.14160038

>>14160028
>Irrumating a Scorpion so hard she gets pregnant
YES

>> No.14160051

>>14160037
It would be gross.

>> No.14160053
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14160053

>>14160037
If eyes are proportionate to boobs then we have a problem.

>> No.14160061

>>14160028
But I didn't do anything?

>> No.14160065

>>14160037
Yuck.

>> No.14160066

>>14160037
Then they would be totally useless.

>> No.14160080

>>14160037
Boobs are only good if there's one for each hand.

>> No.14160083
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14160083

There's foxes in my udon!

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14160089

>>14160083

>> No.14160092

>>14160083
I want to make a tiny monster girl hug my dick and fap with her.

>> No.14160103

>TFW human children are told to be afraid of the bogeyman, babadook, nightmares, will-o'-the-wisps and kelpies as children
>TFW human children all terrified of these things and often lose sleep over it

>But what do monsters like Lilim fear?
>Some speak of him in whispers
>Others fidget with terror at the mere idea of him
>A blue skinned warrior from the ancient times in the New World
>With tribal markings glowing as red as blood
>Hiding under their bed
>Make sure your Lilims are covered in mood
>Lest Kotal Kahn
>Have their head

>> No.14160104

>>14160092
that was basically sylph's scene in mgq
pretty awkward if you ask my though

>> No.14160110
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>>14160083
Kitsune udon a best

>> No.14160113
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14160113

>>14160092
So tiny even your pinky finger is too big for her to take.

>> No.14160118

>>14160110
I thought she had a beard for a second.

>> No.14160120
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14160120

>>14160110
Smug Udon, great.

>> No.14160122

>>14160110
Am I the only one who sees her with a beard in the thumbnail?

>> No.14160128

>>14160118
>>14160122
Now I can't unsee it

>> No.14160133

>>14160118
Thank you! I've been wandering about that shit for months.

>> No.14160148

>>14160118
>>14160122
>Bearded Kitsune
>HOHO
>Chops down trees
>Feeds you food that will "put hair on your chest"
>Drinks nothing but alcohol

>> No.14160152

>>14160113
I believe in the stretchy magic of MAMONO MANA.

>> No.14160161
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14160161

>>14160113
But with hips that go on forever.
I don't honestly know if I'd prefer a normal-sized Shinki or a human-sized one. I desperately want to intercrural a Living Doll with big hips, but minigirls are just so molestable.

>> No.14160163

>>14160120
>"Can you please move over a little? I'd like that piece of tofu."
>She grabs it without breaking eye contact and her smug expression and starts nibbling it.

Fucking foxes I'm so god damn sick of these damn mofu bitches in my god damn house, eating my god damn food.

>> No.14160173

>>14160163
There's only one solution. Eat her out

>> No.14160178

>>14160163
>>14160173
Better solution, put her in your underwear right before you go to work out or just walk around for the day.

>> No.14160185
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>>14160161
A tiny shinki, who has a human-sized robot "suit" she can plug into, and experience the world through.

>> No.14160191

>>14159911
>I might have to think about drawing her myself.
Oooh.

>> No.14160194

>>14160185
I can use her big body as an onahole while she pretends to be asleep! Genius! I'll gasp how much I love her with every orgasm that she's well aware of and furiously rubbing her smooth and flat crotch and then we'll carry on the pretense of a wholesome mastah-shinki relationship during the day.

>> No.14160221

>tiny Kejourou
>wraps her hair around the base and near the tip of one of your fingers
>She grabs her hair and sways back and forth as though she were on a swing set.

>> No.14160235

Sheep girls are pretty! Pretty wool! Pretty horns! Pretty Hooves! Pretty eyes!

>> No.14160238

>>14160235
You can't fool me sheep girl I won't go into the mofu pile!

>> No.14160241
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>>14160235
I'd sleep with a sheep.

>> No.14160242

>>14160235
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.14160246

>>14160235
You left out the power-steering for oral and doggy style.

>> No.14160248

>>14160235
I want to molest sheep girls with the help of my coyote waifu!

>> No.14160249

>>14160242

Certainly not Druella.

>> No.14160256

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1443543131187.png
this tbh

>> No.14160258

>>14160256
Well meme'd my friend

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>>14160235
You have the right idea.

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>>14160241
Would you shave a woolly sheep?

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>>14160261
>all that stubble
No way.

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14160273

>>14160266
>Not enjoying the stubble

>> No.14160277

>>14160259
>>14160261
>>14160266
>>14160273
Welsh anons please go.

>> No.14160279

>>14160249
Of course. Why would Druella want those silly human boys to be hopelessly lost in fluffy monster embraces.

>> No.14160283

>>14160277
But I'm a yankee.

>> No.14160284

>>14160221
A tiny kejourou would be cute. She'd even put the tiny spider-girls to shame with her ability to scale you.

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>>14160277
>My heritage is Welsh
>Thinking I need to be Welsh to enjoy a fuzzball

All the best MGs are fluffy

>> No.14160293

>>14160256
I miss HeroAnon
We need more of his righteous, wise teachings on femdom and maledom
HeroAnon is the hero we need

>> No.14160296

>>14160291
None of the undead are fluffy, so you're factually wrong.

>> No.14160297

>>14160293
Stop trying to astroturf yourself.

>> No.14160299

>>14160277
I'm a Welsh, Scottish, Irish, Austrian, German, English American mutt. If I want to sleep with a sheep or shear her I goddamned will.

>> No.14160301

>>14160296
What if Undead fluffy girls are possible?

>> No.14160304

>>14160293
Hi there, HeroAnon.

>> No.14160305

>>14160296
I bet the Lich has a veritable jungle in her pantsu

>> No.14160308 [DELETED] 

>>14160305
Than that Lich needs a shave.

>> No.14160309

>>14160305
I doubt she would have any time or reason to shave. She's gotta do all her science things.

>> No.14160310

>>14160305
It's actually a myth that hair and nails continue to grow after you die.

>> No.14160313

>>14160308
Only if you agree to be part of her 'experiments' first.

Like how well her pubes serve as a mustache for your face while she sits on it.

>> No.14160314

>>14159806
definitely intentional
i mean shoggoth is basically a growed up Saya

>> No.14160317

>>14160310
Wait it's something people believe enough to even be considered a 'myth'?

>> No.14160319

>>14160313
>face-full of cold, clammy Lich pussy
Ehh. Sign me up!

>> No.14160320

>>14160313
What if they just tickle his face and smell weird?

>> No.14160322

>>14160319
That's the spirit

>> No.14160323

>>14160317
Not the only such thing.

>> No.14160324

>>14160317
Yes. The thing is that your skin dehydrates and that creates the illusion that hair or nails have gotten longer.

>> No.14160326

>>14160320
Then it's time to wash that stiff.

>> No.14160328

>>14160326
I want art of a Lich begrudgingly getting a bath!

>> No.14160330

>>14160313
>In order to properly ascertain the side effects the experiment will proceed as such: I will sit on your face for sixteen hours, with two one hour breaks at appropriate times.

>> No.14160331

>TFW still no Hounds of Tindalos shorts

Harblador you Venezuelan fuck I know you're out there somewhere.

>> No.14160336

>>14160331
He's Venezuelan? I thought he might've been a burgerlander.

>> No.14160338

>>14160328
I'm just imagining a Lich in a bathtub with her husband washing her hair.
She's got a little pouty frown on her face.

>> No.14160341

>>14160338
AND A RUBBER DUCKY

>> No.14160342

>>14160336
He's a South American from Chile.

>> No.14160343

>>14160342
Damn, that's news to me.

>> No.14160346

>>14160328
>slowly lathering up and then rinsing off that ashen skin
>making sure to massage and grope in all the right places
>having her slowly soak up heat from a tub of steaming water and go completely limp with relaxation

Sounds good to me.

>> No.14160347

>>14160336
>>14160342
How do you guys even find this stuff out?

>> No.14160356

>>14160284

It would look like she was scaling a mountain or something

And her hair would feel and smell just as good as a normal sized Kejourou. She could wrap her hair around your nose and intoxicate you with the smell of it.

>> No.14160392

guys, what if

shortstack baphomet

>> No.14160403

>>14160343
Well maybe I got it wrong, he may be from Uruguay. Moral of the story is Harblador got caught up in an IP-range ban from South America and had to give Kojima-san his shekels.

>> No.14160406

ded

>> No.14160411
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>>14160406
The Sleeping Dead.

>> No.14160418

>>14160411
Fear The Sleeping Dead.

>> No.14160421

>>14160418
Give the Sleeping Dead oral while she floats at head level.

>> No.14160422

>>14160406
Wouldn't mind the thread dying for a few days.

>> No.14160424

>>14160392
Yes.

>> No.14160425

>>14160406
Hey at least if we're dead nobody has to deal with other people posting shit they don't like.

>> No.14160429

>>14160406
New girl tomorrow, that should give us a fresh supply of shitposts.

>> No.14160432

https://youtu.be/fmmyRzx0UVE

which MG would like this song the most?

>> No.14160443

>>14160392
No.

>> No.14160448

>>14160296
But you can have undead versions of most MGs.

>> No.14160451

>>14160392
Maybe.

>> No.14160462

>>14160432
the black ones

>> No.14160466

>>14160462
but it's a rap by two white dutch dudes

>> No.14160469

>>14159102
Bug spray

>> No.14160475

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52774122
If it wasn't official before, she has the most lewd art by far.

>> No.14160477

>>14160392
shortstack ________
yes

>> No.14160478

>>14160475
Okay? Japan has officially had criminally shit taste forever.
That's why god punished them with Fukushima.

>> No.14160485

I need a kind of dragon to write about that isn't a Wock

>> No.14160487

>>14160485
Time dragon.

>> No.14160489

>>14160485
Bronze.

>> No.14160490

>>14160475

What you you expect from a shitty furry artist?

>> No.14160493

>>14159102
>>14159117
I don't feel so good Doc

>> No.14160494

>>14160487
I think someone's already doing one of those. Unless they stopped
It was months ago that some anon said he'd do one.

>> No.14160495

>>14160485

A space dragon.

>> No.14160501

>>14160494
Why should that stop you, anon? You afraid of competition?
Smash it, anon.
Smash the competition.
I believe in you.

>> No.14160506

>>14160495
What does a space dragon do? I imagine she can teleport, and stuff. But what else?

>> No.14160508

>>14160501
>Bronze dragon and time dragon
>MFW Nozdormu as the little girl

Ugh... no. This is not okay.

>> No.14160509

>>14160485
pyroclastic dragon

>> No.14160512

>>14160485
Gold or Silver.

>> No.14160516

I want to marry a vampire that sold the permission to use her likeness on cereal boxes!

>> No.14160522

>>14160516


I want to see all of the cereal mascots as monster girls.

Which one would you date?

>> No.14160523

>>14160392
Nah. Shortstack Familiars, Dragons, and Liches

>> No.14160527

>>14160516
I want to marry a Vampire Oomukade who uses her poison to incapacitate me before drinking my blood.

>> No.14160537

>>14160522
Jenny the Jinko.
"It's Rrrrrape!"

>> No.14160538

>>14160516
Aim for her cocoa puffs, frankie.

>> No.14160575

>>14160509
>Pyroclastic Dragon

So basically ELH's Ilothe? Or is she supposed to be an Akantor. They're basically the same thing anyway.

>> No.14160587

>>14160523
>Shortstack Lich
I can get behind this idea.

>> No.14160591

Would a Glacies get mad if I took her out for ice cream, ice skating, and an ice bar?

>> No.14160594

>>14160587
I would spend a lot of time behind that.

>> No.14160609

>>14160594
What if it was a shortstack Lich who was completely inept at levitation so she had to use a stool or step ladder to get to the top of her shelves.
Desperately reaching and hopping slightly as she tries to get the book she's been looking for. I'd be between offering to help her and watching her adorable suffering.

>> No.14160611
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>>14160575
ELH's Ilothe has fire powers and magma breath.

Akantor has raw strength and the tornado roar. I think Akantor's lava-based attacks are a function of the area you fight him in, rather than his own powers.

I'd love to see a story about Monster Girls in a Monster Hunter setting.

Seltas/Seltas Queen Soldier Beetle variant when?

>> No.14160619
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14160619

Watch out for the mofucores, anon. They travel in packs and can subdue prey many times their size.

>> No.14160626

>>14160619
That looks horrifyingly fluffy.

>> No.14160629

>>14160619
Couldn't you just roll over them?

>> No.14160630

>>14160619
Can they duplicate themselves like tribbles?

>> No.14160633

>>14160619
Fuck, I'm keeping my fists ready. I'd really rather not have them all get hold of my fingers...

>> No.14160634

>>14160611
So she's basically a pyroclasmic dragon anyway since they're what Deathwing was based on and Lord only knows that fucking asshole was more of a walking pile of shit writing and weird Cthulhu tentacle pustules made of molten magma than real dragon.

We probably won't have any real Monster Hunter MG stories because outside of "I need a convoluted narrative to get off" there's not much reason you can find for something like that fucking a guy.

Now, a Tigrex in estrus I could get behind because holy sweet jesus it's a tiger striped T-Rex wyvern in the snow

>> No.14160635

>>14160619
>Stick your hands into the mofucore pile
>When you pull your hands out, ten mofucores are stuck to all of your fingers, dangling by their tailpussies.

>> No.14160636

>>14160619
Can they be distracted with food bait? Oh who am I kidding, I would welcome being burried in mofucores.

>> No.14160637

>>14160633
>>14160635
Not gonna lie, that sounds really fucking gross.

>> No.14160639

>>14160619
Oh my.

>> No.14160640

>>14160635
>Somehow they can move across the ceiling using their tails like castlevania whips

>> No.14160643

>>14160619
It's like a ball pit of tiny, happy, fluffy rape.

>> No.14160652

>>14160619
And what exactly are these tiny things gonna do? Fluff and puff on me?

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>>14160619
“Catch! calls the Rape-ler.
She lets something fall.
It's a Mofucore seed.
It's the last one of all!
You're in charge of the last of the Mofucore seeds.
And Mofucore Trees are what everyone needs.
Plant a new Mofucore. Treat her with care.
Give her clean semen. And feed her fresh pain.
Grow a forest. Protect it from axes that hack.
Then the Lorax
and all of her friends
may come back.”

>> No.14160658

>>14160619
I'm gonna give one a tailpussy piercing and use her as a cell phone charm!

>> No.14160660

>>14160637
>They all swing from your fingers, mewling in protest
>Their tailpussies milk and suck against your fingertips, all warm and wet
>But try as they might, the mofucores just can't get any semen, and they don't know why

>> No.14160663

>>14160658
>tailpussy piercing
That sounds extremely painful.

>> No.14160666

>>14160656
That's great, anon.

>>14160663
Women gets their clits pierced and seem to be okay with it, though they do often have orgasms at inappropriate times.

>>14160652
They subdue you as a tribble might.

>> No.14160667

>>14160663
Fine, I'll just get a tiny tailpussy dildo-keychain and enchant it so she won't be able to let go unless I let her!

>> No.14160669

>>14160619
This is what happens when you feed one semen after midnight.

>> No.14160670

>>14160666
>They subdue you as a tribble might.
And then what?

>> No.14160675

>>14160670
And then you pet the mofucore.

>> No.14160678

>>14160675
Which one?

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>>14160678
Whichever catches your notice. Will it be the one with the biggest mane? The most robust tailbulb? Or perhaps the one shivering, behind all the others?

>> No.14160689

>>14160666
>They subdue you as a terrible might.
But do they purr? Because honestly, being covered in mofucores who all start vibrating with purrs sounds pretty comfy.

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>>14160634
I like the idea of a culture that once hunted monsters for food and materials having to adapt to those monsters wanting to love instead of fight. I wonder how a monster girl would react to seeing a hunter wearing armor made of what she used to be?

>> No.14160731

>>14160695
>"HOLY SHIT, THAT'S METAL AS FUCK"
>"C-Can I suck your cock? P-P-Please?"

>> No.14160737

>>14160687
TOO MOFU

>> No.14160741
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Gigantic Jiggly Jiang-shi Jubilees

>> No.14160742

>>14160737
No such thing.

>> No.14160744

>>14160731
>You're wearing my dead sister, let me have sex with you

>> No.14160746

>>14160737
No such thing exists.

>> No.14160748

>>14160695
>>14160731
>>14160744
>Deviljho sees you wearing the armor
>No Anon, you are the Deviljho!
>Then Anon was a G Rank Monster

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>>14160741
Heavy heaving holstaur hooters.

>> No.14160752

>>14160619
Is this what awaits me at the center of the Mofuverse?

>> No.14160756

>>14160748
Do I get frenzy virus too?

>> No.14160757

>>14160749
Too big, far far too big.

>> No.14160759

What about a dragon that's desperately trying to act mofu?

>> No.14160761

>>14160756
Sure why not.

Not like I'd ever write any Monster Hunter girl because I'm stuck in a rut thinking everything is cliche

>> No.14160762

>>14160759
Furry suits.

>> No.14160763

>>14160762
No she glues fur onto her.

>> No.14160769

>>14160762
Absolutely haram.

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>>14160757
Get to milking.

>> No.14160778

>>14160762
>>14160763

No, a dragon wearing one of those big expensive fur coats.

>> No.14160791

>>14160777
Gladly.

>> No.14160798

>>14160749
I want this to happen all across the globe! Women turn to moo cows!

>> No.14160808

>>14160296
>He's unaware that the reason undeath is the best is because it can grace all girls equally.
>None of the undead are fluffy
>>14160296
This zombie yeti wants a word. And a hug.

>> No.14160812

>>14157031
I'm >>14156161 and I just got back home from work and saw this thanks man
>tfw it will never be finished like all of PRW's stuff

>> No.14160819

>>14160757
Not big enough I say

>> No.14160833

>>14160808
Zombie Yetis are cold, clumsy and deserve to be shunned for their subpar hugs.

>> No.14160839

>>14160833
>Not if you hug them
>moe
>no you

>> No.14160853

>>14160808
>This zombie yeti wants a word.
The word is hug, and that's what she's gonna get

>> No.14160884

I want to feed a Kobold the fat from my steak!

>> No.14160895
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It puts the lotion on her skin, or else it gets the mofu again.

>> No.14160900

>>14160895
I want the mofu again.

>> No.14160901

>>14160895
What's "it"?

>> No.14160905

>>14160895
Can I get the mofu regardless.

>> No.14160907

>>14160895
Can I do both?

>> No.14160911

>>14160901
You.

>> No.14160913

>>14160833
They can't become Wight Yetis without hugs.

>> No.14160914

>>14160884
That's how you get a chubby puppy.
You don't want a soft kobold do you?

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>>14160900
>>14160905
>>14160907
>"Fufufu, eager to indulge in fluffy tails, are we?"

>> No.14160923

>>14160916
Yes ma'am.

>> No.14160924

http://i.imgur.com/leF1vDl.png
>MGE Demon gets new lewd art
>she's lolified
They could've just used the Devil.

>> No.14160928

Guys I have a problem. There's this talking female thing attached to my mofu and it's distracting me from cuddling it. What do?

>> No.14160934

>>14160928
Cut it out and throw it in the garbage.

>> No.14160936

>>14160911
I ain't no irrational creature. I'm not an "it", you inconsiderate multi-tailed slut.

>> No.14160942

>>14160928
Feed it tofu and it will grow more mofu.

>> No.14160944

>>14160934
Oh, thanks. Is this a common problem? Does it regrow or anything?

>> No.14160951

>>14160944
It's the opposite, the female thing grows mofu. Where'd you get the mofu from? They're supposed to be removing the unnecessary parts for you.

>> No.14160955

>>14160924
Always good to see more blueberry lewdness.

>> No.14160964

>>14160951
Oh, it was wild mofu. I was just walking through the park and I saw it, so I picked it up. I didn't know there was a female thing at the time. So is it like fruit? Should I keep the female thing until the mofu ripens, then pick it off?

>> No.14160972

>>14160964
You're supposed to put your dick in it while you enjoy the mofu. It enhances the experience.

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>>14160964
>"Let go of me you idiot! That's my tail you MORON!"

>> No.14160979

>>14160964
>wild mofu
Oh you poor ignorant bastard, she probably left a scent trail. Your house is going to be overrun with those things now.

>> No.14160994

>>14160979
>scent trail
...They can do that? Is it some kind of chemical trail? Because if it is, I can just follow the mofu trail and throw some boiling water on it, denature and wash away the chemicals. Or it it best to use poisoned bait like honey?

Sorry if I sound ignorant, I don't know much about these female things. Let this be a lesson to all you other anons, only buy mofu from certified mofu traders who deal with the female thing first.

>> No.14161001

>>14160994
It's released when one of them finds a mofuslut, so the rest of them know.

>> No.14161006

>>14161001
Well I guess I don't mind more mofu. But does it mean I have to deal with more of these female things?

>> No.14161016
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When will we see more MGs with body types like this?

>> No.14161026

>>14161016
>tfw KC is totally capable of drawing muscular and "monstrous" girls
>tfw he rarely ever draws them

>> No.14161029

>>14161026
Good.

>> No.14161032
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>>14161029
...why?

>> No.14161033

>>14161029
I mean, not him, but I always did like my monstergirls with a bit of danger to them.
I guess that's why I like the ones I like.

>> No.14161042

>>14161032
Why is that Lilim sad?

Lilims have nothing to cry about! They don't deserve to be crying!

>> No.14161046

>>14161042
Stupid dumby humans cal her names when she just wants to help.

>> No.14161048

>>14161029
Faaaaag

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>>14161042
Even the highest leveled demons are no strangers to total solitude.

>> No.14161050

>>14161046
Well maybe Lilims should stop being so shit.

>> No.14161054

>>14161050
She's trying to be nice, but everyone hates her!

>> No.14161057

>>14161054
For good reason too.

>> No.14161059

>>14161042
I blame the fact that she knows a bunch of commoners watched her be born.

>> No.14161060

>>14161057
She wants everyone to have a waifu for free. How is that not nice?

>> No.14161061

>>14161057
>She deserves to be bullied because she's nice!
Oh, you must be great at parent-teacher interviews

>> No.14161062

>>14161042
she ate the Burger with the four hottest peppers dry rub,

>> No.14161065

>>14161060
It's the way she goes about it that's wrong.

>>14161061
Lilims never do something out of the kindness of her heart, they always have an ulterior motive!

>> No.14161067

>>14161026
>Draw Manticore in the style of that Sphinx with a Scorpion's tail
>She could totally paralyze you and leave you for dead in the desert sun
>But it's more fun to play with you, making you huff mane

>> No.14161068

>>14161065
By turning boring old human into cool and sexy monstergirls? Or by destroying the powerbases of the elite so the oppressed can be happy?

>> No.14161072

>>14161065
>Conspiracies! Lilims are plotting the end of the world!
Ah, so you're the Alp guy

>> No.14161073

>>14161068
Lilims ruin families and destroy people's lives.

>> No.14161076
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SPECIAL DELIVERY

>> No.14161077

>>14161073
They make families and give people a second chance!

>> No.14161079

>>14161076
But I didn't order anything.

>> No.14161081

>>14161077
They break apart loving families and cause little boys to cry every night!

>> No.14161082

>>14161076
Everyone knows not to trust the milkwomen.

>> No.14161083

>>14161076
That's not the pizza I ordered. Don't get me wrong, I still want them.

>> No.14161089

>>14161076
>Can I get a little extra this time, I'm making a cake for a special lady.

>> No.14161090

>>14161081
They strengthen the bonds families have and give little boys great childhood friends.

>> No.14161094

>>14161090
They humiliate and abuse young men and cause them to become recluses afraid of monster girls and love!

>> No.14161096

>>14161094
They try to spread love to men who need it only for them to take it the wrong way.

>> No.14161103

People dislike Lilims because the turbosluts think that they know what's best for everyone, and that's a perfectly valid reason to be miffed by someone even if they're right :^)

>> No.14161109

>>14161103
Lilims know what's best for all of us, I'd gladly and blindly follow them!

>> No.14161113

>>14160037
Have you seen Kung Pow?

>> No.14161114

>>14161109
Me too.

>> No.14161117

>>14161109
Agree

>> No.14161118

>>14161109
>>14161114
I too am a massive tool, which is fitting since that's what I think with!

>> No.14161122

>>14161118
Paladin shill detected

>> No.14161124

>>14161109
My nigga.

What kind of fag doesn't want to make merry with their waifu on the winning side?

>> No.14161127

>>14161118
Honestly, Lilms would be better leaders then the ones most countries have now.

>> No.14161135

>>14160808
>He's unaware that the reason undeath is the best is because it can grace all girls equally.
Wight Liliraune when?
Or Lich Liliraune for kuudere threesomes.

>> No.14161139

>>14161103
>>14161109
Lilim Side
>Get cute waifu
>Get to be on the winning side
>Get to be on the side with cute girls that like and care about you
>Don't even have to do that much
>When it's all over get headpats and called a "Good Boy"

Order Side
>No cute waifu
>Can't fuck the Nuns and >Implying Paladin girls want your dick
>Constantly risk life
>Have to see all your friends and comrades corrupted or betray you, and watch them fall as well
>Get to be on the confirmed losing side
>Suits of armor are really hot inside, you'll boil like a lobster
>Corrupt Human Leaders with twisted ideals or greed
>When the Monsters take over you won't get your pick of waifu and you'll just get spankings for being a bad boy

Why wouldn't people choose the Lilims again?

>> No.14161140

>>14161127
Not by much, I'd rather die than live in a country ruled by monster girls.

>> No.14161144

>>14161140
That's dumb.

>> No.14161145

GIVE ME A WURM OR ELSE

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>>14161135
What about a Wight Cheshire?

They'd be the classiest and most knowledgeable pranksters ever , and actively compete with their husband in prank battles.

>> No.14161154

>>14161145
Or else what?

>> No.14161156

>>14161139
Both are complete shit and would ruin the fucking world if they got supreme power.

Monster girls and Order are complete fucking retards and shouldn't be supported.

>> No.14161157

Does your waifu cook with love nectar?

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Magnifire/375634/Best-dessert-in-world

>> No.14161159

>>14161140
>confirms they'd be slightly better
>still would rather die
So how you're not dead yet?

>> No.14161165

>>14161157
I would hope so.

>> No.14161166

>>14161159
>fatburn
Somebody get me a musket.

>> No.14161168

>>14161159
He's a hard masochist. He loves the suffering. Vote Hillary 2016 and let the games begin.

>> No.14161170

>>14161166
Shit, meant for >>14161157

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An apophis by GreenMarine

underboob

>> No.14161172

>>14161154
Or else... I'll be really, really depressed.

>> No.14161173

>>14160924
Nice. That's pretty good.

>> No.14161174

>>14161171
If only she didn't have those hideous fingernails.

>> No.14161175

>>14161171
Eh, I've seen better underboobs on a better monster girl.

>> No.14161176

>>14161171
Are you the guy who's been commissioning the Apophis art? Keep up the good work.

>> No.14161183
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>>14161156
This. But as a human, I'd still probably support the Order to maintain the status quo until another solution could be found.

>> No.14161185

>>14161171

Why is her torso giant with tiny, stubby arms?

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I think that skunk is outside my window again
please send help

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>>14161171
What allows an Apophis' back jewelry to stay in place?

>> No.14161191

>>14161171
That is one thick Apophis

>> No.14161192

>>14161156

Hardly.

If the monsters win everything will be better. I can think of no better alternative.

>> No.14161196

>>14161190
Natural magnetism.

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14161197

>TFW only RSAnon writes Manticores well
>As well as that one-off by Seafoam and that Aiden Lannister story
>TFW we'll never have any other person take up the mantle of persian rape-cats

>> No.14161199

>>14161183
Even though the Order is dedicated to maintaining the status quo and actively resists efforts to change it?

I'd support Monsters for trying to find a solution, even if it isn't a perfect one yet.

>> No.14161201

>>14161139
Well I don't know about you, but someone needs to keep the hordes of Beast Girl barbarians at bay, otherwise towns and villages on the outskirts would be raided for me constantly.

Then there's the vast oceans with deep sea Monster Girls, the possibility of an Undead Girl outbreak lead by a Lich, Dragons and Vampires holding villages hostage for their own nefarious purposes.

The list goes on, the order protects.

>> No.14161203

>>14161199
>A bad solution is better than buying time for a good solution

Plz.

>> No.14161202

>>14161199
I just want to live in a little cottage with my waifu on the edge of a small town, away from the war.

>> No.14161207

>>14161201
Have you ever tried asking the Monster Girls nicely and peacefully working out a solution? As for

>Dragons and Vampires holding villages hostage for their own nefarious purposes
Just toss a nice gentle weak bishie their way

>> No.14161212

>>14161190
Mamano Mana.

>> No.14161213

>>14161197
What constitutes a well-written manticore?

>> No.14161216

>>14161203

No anon, the Order is the bad solution.

It is the worst side you can possibly take.

>> No.14161217

>>14161203
>Buying time
>The same as stopping any change at all and enforcing the status quo as doctrine

They're not holding out until it's all fixed, they want things to go back to the way they were, period.

>> No.14161218

>>14161216
>Stagnant human society
>vs.
>Extinct human society

It's fine if you want to play traitor-kun, but don't spout this nonsense.

>> No.14161221

>>14161218

What makes you think human society is something worth preserving?

>> No.14161224

>>14161217
>They're not holding out until it's all fixed, they want things to go back to the way they were, period.

No duh. But as long as they're around doing that, the monsters haven't won and it buys time for another faction to crop up with a better solution. You change sides to that one if and when it happens. Otherwise you at least keep the stalemate going to keep that possibility and hope alive.

>> No.14161229

>>14161213
>>14161197
This.

>> No.14161230

>>14161224

All the while the Order continues to kill people for daring to love monsters.

The time you are buying is built on the backs of broken dreams.

>> No.14161233

>>14161224
The endgame if monsters win is permanently and properly fixing the system though. What's going to come along that would be better?

>> No.14161234

>>14161221
Because it at least has the potential to advance unlike a certain hedonistic fuckfest.

>> No.14161241

>>14161207
>Just toss a nice gentle weak bishie their way
>Dragons and Vampires
Fuck him. Let me do this.

>> No.14161242

>>14161230
And monsters killed and ate the fuck out of exponentially more people than that before the current demon lord. So what?

>> No.14161245

>>14161234
>Chief God
>advance
Why do you think monsters were around in the first place?

>> No.14161247

>>14161234
>A society that's oppressive and miserable is better than one that's happy and free because it "advances"

>> No.14161251

>>14161233
>Extinction of humanity
>Fixing anything

>> No.14161253

>>14161234

That is where you're mistaken.

See the profile of the Khepri, the king that they appoint can either enter a non-stop fuckfest, or become a properly rulling king and restore the desert to the glory of the former kingdoms. It all depends on the desires of the individual.

Not to say it can't happen, but ironically the ones most likely to fuck non-stop are actually fallen angles, thanks to their tendency to travel to Pandemonium where time has no meaning.

>> No.14161256

>>14161245
And that job changes hands every once in awhile. The next one could be a jolly cooperation goddess. But if the demon lord wins and there's no more humans, then there is no more possibility for change.

>> No.14161259

>>14161251
Realistically speaking you shouldn't have anymore attachment to your status as a human being than a particular outfit. Humans aren't inherently special, s even if the human race as a conceptual thing ends, "People" are still around, they're just also monsters now. Equally capable of thought, culture, science and engineering.

>> No.14161261

>>14161213
I really do want to know. You might end up getting a story in the far-flung future.

>> No.14161262

>>14161253
If you read the world guide parts about monster societies, they really are total hedonistic unreliable pits. They just sort of work because mamano mana lets you fix most everyday problems by fucking.

>> No.14161263

>>14161242

And that was a terrible thing that was brought to a stop. Monsters don't kill people anymore. Can the Order say the same?

>>14161251

It will not be extinction, merely changed for the better.

>> No.14161267

>>14161259
Except monsters and incubi think fundamentally differently than humans. You become as big a slut when you incubize as a human girl does when she monsterizes. Just imagine people born that way. No discipline, no order, no infrastructure. It's like the Lotus Eaters.

>> No.14161270

>>14161262

Do you think that the reason the monsters are so fuck happy is that it's the best way to generate demonic energy?

Demonic energy which happens to be the primary weapon of the monsters against the Chief God? They literally fight their war by fucking.

>> No.14161275

>>14161267

Actually you become the opposite of a slut in most cases, since the very nature of monsters promote monogamy.

>> No.14161280

>>14161259
Realistically speaking, humans and every ape are extremely tribal. Naturally most would be super attached to what they are. In any case, incubi aren't a step up so much as a step sideways. Just like Neanderthals were stronger and more resistant to extreme environments but less intelligent.

>> No.14161290

>>14161171
Ugh, that face.

>> No.14161291

>>14161275
Their nature promotes harems built around a male. Try reading some KC. The girls are loyal. The dick demons are sluts more often than not.

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DON'T OPEN IT

>> No.14161297

>>14161270
Yes. Demonic Energy is the game breaker that's totally unbeatable. It seeps into everything, spreads without limit. That's why monsters eventually win at everything forever.

>> No.14161303

>>14161291

I've read the works, I know that harems, while not exactly rare, are hardly a foregone conclusion. Many monsters are quite resistant to it.

>> No.14161312

>>14161291
Harems are not the norm.

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>>14161296
>Denying a jolly adventurer his loot
You're getting smited

>> No.14161319

>>14161303
KC basically says, "You want harem? You get harem." And goes on about how monsters don't defer to each other if they decide they want the same man when in the same breath he says the scent of a married man will deter the more casually interested monsters.

Monogamy or polygamy is dictated most by the man, not the monster.

>> No.14161320

>>14161213
>>14161229
My guess is the same as any other well-written monstergirl. They have a personality beyond 'I'm going to rape you like my profile says' and they have motivations and desires that extend beyond the main character's dick. So many manticores are written with the end goal always being the D.

I mean, it's not like I don't like seeing manticores get the D, it's just that there should be more to them (and the story) than that.

>> No.14161324

>>14161296
Don't open what? It's just a treasure cheeeeaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.14161329

>>14161319

I'm pretty sure it's obvious that he meant that monsters aren't interested in married men, but if two fall for someone at the same time, before he takes on eithers scent, that most monsters will agree to share.

Bicorns being an exception, of course. And things like Khepris which basically come in a set.

But then you have the white snake that will make sure the man stays hers and hers alone.

>> No.14161345

>>14161320
The one in Graystorm was a pretty typical married monster. She didn't give a shit about other men when she already had a husband.

>> No.14161352

>>14161345

I really fucking loved that story.

>> No.14161354

>>14161345
I was kinda surprised at Graystorm. I didn't like Vengeance at all and thought most of the characters were shallow, terrible people. But Graystorm was pretty decent.

>> No.14161359

>>14161354
>thought most of the characters were shallow, terrible people
Except June of course, June did nothing wrong.

>> No.14161364

>>14161354
It sounds a lot like you weren't there from the beginning.

>> No.14161365

>>14161359
She tied a freshmen Kitsune to a flag poll and made out with her boyfriend while the Kitsune had to watch, among many other things.

>> No.14161377

>>14161359
June is only slightly worse than the rest of the bunch.

>>14161364
No, I was following almost from the beginning. I kept thinking it was going to go somewhere, that someone would learn a lesson, but it never happened.

>> No.14161378

>>14161365
Eh, kids will be kids. Still doesn't deserve all that happened to her.

>> No.14161391

>>14161377
>No, I was following almost from the beginning. I kept thinking it was going to go somewhere, that someone would learn a lesson, but it never happened.

After everyone always votes to halfass everything and go harem route? I do think it's funny people forget it's a CYOA so much though.

>> No.14161397

>>14161391
It's a CYOA, yes, but that doesn't mean it's okay for it to be aimless crap. If YBA can't incorporate decisions into an overarching narrative, he's a bad CYOA writer.

>> No.14161406

>>14161397
How is it aimless? The guy has been moving up the list. Hell, he's converted over half to wanting his dick even if they don't get along, put two others out of the picture and only really has June and the Stepmom left.

>> No.14161415
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14161415

Being Princess Carried by cute Monster Girls!

>> No.14161418

>>14161415
The way it was meant to be.

>> No.14161420

>>14161415
I want to find my tall, busty minotaur waifu in the bedroom, hiding because she got lolified.
I want to then princess carry her everywhere.

>> No.14161421

>>14161415
>"Bwahahaha!"

>> No.14161422

>>14161415
I can dig it.

>> No.14161423

>>14161415
Nah.

>> No.14161424

>>14161420
You'll get her some cake and milk to fix her lolification though right?

>> No.14161429

>>14161406
You're right, I used the wrong word. Now that I think back, Dan did clearly state which girl he was going after next and then execute a plan.

But all he's done is build a harem through mindbreak and/or severe violence, and those who don't comply get permanently scarred and disabled in some fashion. And no one sees any problem with this except the victim.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying someone can't enjoy this kind of stuff. I just find it boring, and as a story all it's doing is celebrating the least creative way of solving a problem: hit it until it's not a problem any more. I'm not going to get behind an MC that's worse than the girls who he's mad at.

>> No.14161430

>>14161420
Bravo.

>> No.14161433

>>14161424
Eventually.
Milk first so she can go oppai and I can carry her around still.
A tan minotaur in a too small shirt with massive breasts and a bandage across her nose would be the best.

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>no more best girl every week
Why live?

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>>14161415
Princess carry is fine if she's the same size or bigger, but imagine getting carried my a strong shortstack monster, that'd just feel weird.

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I WANT TO SPOIL THE ROYALEST ANUBIS

>> No.14161441
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>>14161434
Because this.

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>>14159715
>>14159761
>>14157374
>later on all they could find was the first half of the message . . .

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>>14161439
Too dark. She's bypassed delicious brown and gone full-on nigger.

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>>14161434
At least we have the GARO anime's second season for more potential cuties.

>> No.14161455

>>14161448
Cute.

>> No.14161456

>>14160916
Always.

>> No.14161459

>>14161448
Eheheh.

>> No.14161460

>>14161450
I want /pol/ to go

>> No.14161462

>>14161450
>Too dark.
Extreme shit taste detected

>> No.14161465

>>14161450
>not liking nubian anubis

>> No.14161468

>>14161439
! !

>> No.14161469

New girl tonight!

http://strawpoll.me/5615936

Place those bets!

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Which girl would you?

>> No.14161476
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>>14161460
It ain't even a /pol/ thing. Her skin tone just looks way too dark in that image.
>>14161462
I just prefer a more tanned or golden-brown tone to straight black. Something close to this. Especially for an anubis' outfit like that one.

>> No.14161477

>>14161469
Here's hoping for Ananta.

>> No.14161479

>>14161429
He did try other ways with the Cheshire's though. Even at the beginning he figured hitting them wouldn't really work. And he only hit one of them, not to accomplish anything, just because he lost control. Most of the violence is perpetrated by the centaur that's scared she's going to lose him to one of the other girls.

Mostly sounds like you were hoping some of them are somehow really good people under the surface. But would the basic premise of the story where it started make sense if that was the case? Not really. Maybe less terrible but not good.

There are nicer people around. The story touches on lots of them. But they're not the focus.

Dan has mellowed out a lot since the start of the story. What's causing everything to implode is him trying to balance the girls instead of picking one and telling her he loves her. Or doing it for all of them and giving up on all this hate stuff. But he's kind of screwed himself out of that option until he can deal with the June situation at least.

>> No.14161480

>>14161469
>no Australia
We are getting a dingo girl OR rainbow lamia

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>>14161474
All of them. Just like this.

>> No.14161486

>>14161474
Can't turn down a redhead, man.

>> No.14161489

>>14161469
Wonder when we'll get a tetra-arms girl?

>> No.14161492
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CHOCOLATE ROYALTY A BEST

>> No.14161495

>>14161469
I'd take a loli Dracolich at this rate

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14161499

Personally I'm partial to vanilla.

>> No.14161503
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>2015
>Still considering Anubi royalty
They grow lazy and plump from the labor of slaves. Revolt now.

>> No.14161505

>>14161448
And then drawfag was kill...

>> No.14161506

>>14161492
>>14161499
! !

>> No.14161507

>>14161503
Nah, I, for one, enjoy our soft overlords.

>> No.14161510

>>14161503
I want to pinch an Anubis's belly and tell her she is quite healthy.

>> No.14161514

>>14161507
>soft overlords
Like Albedo?

>> No.14161516

>>14161479
>He did try other ways with the Cheshire's though.
True. His first attempt was to be sweet and drove the message home with a little of the usual. But at the same time, the impression I got was that he 'tried' to not be violent with them: as in he did something nonviolent while always holding onto the assumption it wouldn't work so hard that his execution was half-assed and when it didn't work out he was all too happy to move on to what he always did.

>Most of the violence is perpetrated by the centaur
She pisses me off to no end. Not only does she feel completely fake as a character, but she's the typical plot device that's used just to make sure things don't go smoothly. I really wish she wasn't in the story past the first scene when Dan turns things on her.

>Mostly sounds like you were hoping some of them are somehow really good people under the surface.
I'm not an idealist. I wasn't really hoping for them to suddenly grow wings and a halo. But if there's one thing that's pretty much universally true, it's that actions have consequences, and no one in the story seems to be figuring that out.

>Dan has mellowed out a lot since the start of the story.
I'm not seeing this. He's maybe mellowed out in his thoughts, but that's just because all the hate has been manifesting as violence. Not long ago he gave someone permanent brain damage. Before that he irrevocably damaged June's venom sacs, something extremely important to her. Things have only been escalating as far as I can tell.

>> No.14161517

I want to draw a question mark on an Anubis's belly!

>> No.14161518

>>14161450

I still fucking want the full res of that daki.

Is Monorus still taking commissions. Since that one anon is making monster girl Barny cry by not sharing I'll just have to commission one myself.

>> No.14161520

>>14161514
Subs fucking when?

>> No.14161522

>>14161514
Huh?
I just want to tell her shes fine while spoiling her with ever more snacks and sweets.
Only when even spells become difficult will I strike.
The shoe will be on the other foot and the whip will be used for recreational perposes only!
She's going to get puppies though.
All of them mine.

>> No.14161527

Where are all these goddamn moths coming from? Another just got in my room. I don't see these things anywhere else in the damn house.

>> No.14161531

>>14161527
Smash them, I had the same thing happening with Spiders.

>> No.14161537

>>14161499
That looks disgustingly bad

>> No.14161541

>>14161516
Not long ago he gave someone permanent brain damage.
Directly after he offered her an olive branch and she told him to fuck off instead.

irrevocably damaged June's venom sacs
After she tried to get him hooked. He was content to leave her alone before that.

Everyone's real problem is a bad case of "It's not over until I say it's over." though. Which is very typical ghetto, white trash, blood feud behavior. It's not that they don't understand consequences. It's that they don't back away from conflict. It's a common cowboy culture sort of thing.

>> No.14161547

>>14161541
>Everyone's real problem is a bad case of "It's not over until I say it's over."
This is one of the most frustrating things for me. I know it's somewhat realistic, and that everyone's a fucking idiot when it comes to conflict, but it's just not fun for me to read. It's become pretty predictable, too.

Also, just because Dan was provoked, doesn't mean anything he did was in any way justified. The Cheshire was maliciously teasing him, but that doesn't mean he's fine to ruin her life. June was trying to get him addicted to her venom, but that doesn't mean it's okay for him to take her venom away permanently. Which leads me back to my earlier point: no one even considers there might be a solution to their problems outside of 'hit it until it goes away'. Why do I want to read about a bunch of idiots who are going to make the same mistake over and over again?

>> No.14161550

>>14161541
>Directly after he offered her an olive branch and she told him to fuck off instead.
Still, does that really call for permanent brain damage?

>After she tried to get him hooked. He was content to leave her alone before that.
This makes him sound far more innocent, he started it by raping her, destroying any chance she might have at a love life because monogamy, and making her the laughing stock of the town.

>Everyone's real problem is a bad case of "It's not over until I say it's over." though. Which is very typical ghetto, white trash, blood feud behavior. It's not that they don't understand consequences. It's that they don't back away from conflict. It's a common cowboy culture sort of thing.
No one likes being wronged, so they want justice. Everyone wants justice because they were wronged, and him constantly doing this shit just makes me want justice too. I'd love if one of the girls just reported everything he did to the police and he spent his life gangraped in prison. I just hate how he gets away with so much bullshit that if anyone else tried they get hard prison time. Also it doesn't help all the people Dan's mutilating are just high school kids.

Also not the other guy you're talking to, but I agree with him.

>> No.14161567

>>14161415
I want to be prince carried by my Thugdere Hellhound Waifu after she saves me from a rival gang in highschool and I'm too hurt to walk.

I want to pay her back at our wedding by scooping her up after we exchange vows, and princess carrying her to the car.

>> No.14161569

I want the big black boxes to please go.

>> No.14161580
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Puppies Presenting Puppies

>> No.14161586

>>14161569
But sometimes we hide our penises behind big black boxes!

>> No.14161587

>>14161550
The thing is, he threw all protection of the law away when he started the whole thing. But if the law was really working the way it should and not his school hushing things up then a couple of the girls would have already been jailed before the start of the story for things they've done.

Plus there's the fact that any one of them could gut him or break him in half if they really wanted to. So the question is what they want.

Centaur A likes the new him and just wants him to herself, but she's so broken she'll do almost anything to stay at his side.

Centaur B likes the attention, sex and being recognized for her different skillset from her sister that she doesn't get at home

Snake has a husband whether she likes it or not and would rather find some way to beat and subjugate than lose him behind bars. Plus she already tried once, and rethought it when it blew back in her face.

Cheshire A likes the old him and just wants everything to go back to the way it was.

Cheshire B doesn't give a fuck about much of anything. She hurts people. She gets hurt. It's not a big deal to her.

Nobody knows exactly what Succubus wants, but she seems to want him around for it.

So none of them seem likely to turn him in.

>> No.14161589

>>14161580
She looks so upset. Who stole her pants?

>> No.14161631

>>14160575

Akantor-inspired, but different as >>14160611 stated.

>> No.14161638
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How 'bout them Zombies ey?

>> No.14161641

>>14161638
As long as their hands stay away from easily crushed areas.

>> No.14161643

>>14161638
Clumsy slow zombie handjobs a best

>> No.14161651

>>14161643
>>14161643
>she claps her lubed hands together and you hump the moist, ice-cold gap like an onahole

>> No.14161660
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I want a Baphomet Onee-san to dom me.

>> No.14161661

>>14161587
What about the Dad? Is he just some cuck, or is there something else going on?

>> No.14161676

>>14161660
I want to dom 4 Baphomets at the same time.

>> No.14161677

>>14161676
We meet again?

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Color soon.jpg

>> No.14161687

>>14161683
Yes.gif

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>>14161683
[waiting eagerly intensifies]

>> No.14161700

>>14161683
Slut.

>> No.14161701

>>14161683
Oh jah.

>> No.14161706

>>14161661
The man is like a zombie, unresponsive, like he's not even there. And the succubus was delighted that Dan could "see" things. That seems like it could be connected.

>> No.14161720

>>14161503
I want to revolt, storm the palace with the rest of the slaves and violate the Monster Girl royalty. Hatefucking haughty highborns.

Just as the Apophis planned.

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>>14161683
Not gonna lie, I would get drunk and grope the fuck out of those jugs, even if it means I'll wake up later with a horseshoe-shaped bruise on my face.

>> No.14161734

>>14161638
I'll take 10!

I'm moving into a spooky mansion to conduct experiments, they'll be handy to have around.

>> No.14161744

>>14161725
that shit could leave you blind at best and kill you at worst

>> No.14161747

>>14161677
Probably.

>> No.14161754

>>14161725
>>14161744
Strictly speaking, a horse cannot kick in front of itself. If you wrap your legs around her torso and motorboat the shit out of her, you're safe for as long as you hold on. It's pretty much the world's most dangerous rodeo, but perfectly viable.

>> No.14161756

>>14161754

She still has hands she can use to knock you off.

>> No.14161760

>>14161638
Chest is way, way too big, but the things I would do for a zombie maid. Or an undead Kiki.

>> No.14161765

>>14161760
What's so good about an undead kiki?

>> No.14161770
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14161770

Quick! Come up with a concept, cast and title for a Monster Girl porn movie!

>> No.14161771

>>14161756
Yes, which makes it an amazing rodeo.

>> No.14161780

>>14161770
>Title

I'm stumped before I even attempted.

>> No.14161783
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ded thread

>> No.14161786
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>>14161770
>The Incredible Cockblock XXX: an Ada Brawn Parody.
>See everyone's favorite MGC supervillain fail to live up his name as he gets fucked by an all star cast!
>With
>WMGF wrestling superstar Kooshi the Ushi as The Huggernaut
>Winnifred Delilah Extrabrilliant the IV as Super Wurm
>Mayor Lilim as Herself
>Thud Hammer as Community Paladin
>And Mo Mofu as the The Incredible Cockblock!!!

>> No.14161789
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>>14161770
How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love Oppai Lolis. 3 hours of unending paizuri!

>> No.14161790

>>14161783
I wanna lick her spine.

>> No.14161791
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14161791

I want a really young NBR Cait Sith imouto who lives with me that I take good care of, cuddle, help with homework, give candy, and treat really well in general. She'd make all the other MGs jealous and they'd think I'd be a good husbando because of how good I am with her.

>Tell her you're bringing your MG girlfriend over
>She's excited to meet her, so she does her best to make a cake and set up a little party for you and your new girlfriend, in secret
>she hears to door open
>"ONIIII-CHANNNN!!!" she yells in joy as she runs to meet you two, a huge smile on her face
>she stops dead in her tracks, she feels cold fear rising inside her
>"Hi!" says your canid MG girlfriend
>Imouto hisses and runs to her room, locking the door, and hiding under the covers, crying in fear
>have to stay by her door and convince her that it's safe and that your GF is nice

>> No.14161793

>>14161786
Oh my, those are some big names.

>> No.14161794

>>14161789
I heard that's the best Stella Kumquik movie. But I think I liked 2001:A Space Anubis better. Those skintight suits, man.

>> No.14161795

>>14161518
Try sending him a message?

>> No.14161797

>>14161789
>>14161789
You really are dedicated mate. Keep that love pure.
>>14161770
Deadliest Predators: Rapebait Edition
Featuring a Lilim, Dragon, Baphomet, and Lilim. And their husband as the unsuspecting rape bait. Watch as they pretend to exert themselves as they chase their frightened husband in the woods and then ravish him when he's too exhausted to fight back.

>> No.14161801

>>14161770
>Dead girl cumming

>Childhood friends walk through graveyard as a test of courage
>Attract the attention of a bunch of undead girls
>A bunch of zombies attack, pinning the boy and girl down
>A Wight approaches the girl, and molests her, slowly turning her into a wight like her
>At which point the zombies let her go and she leaps for her man and starts riding him
>The wight from before smirks as she pulls a vial from between her tits and inserts it in her tight pussy, top down
>Sits down on the pinned boy's face and undoes the cap, laking whatever liquid was in the vial fall into his mouth as she rides his face and makes out with the other wight already fucking him
>Dude's body glows and shadows roll out of him, solidifying into countless clones
>Orgy ensues as his cones go wild on the two wights riding him and the zombie girls milling around

>> No.14161804

>>14161789
>3 hours of unending paizuri!
Sounds boring.

>> No.14161807

>>14161770
>Alp-sensei's suffering

>Alp-sensei gets blackmailed by her students after she got caught masturbating with their gym clothes in the male changing rooms and gets forced into increasingly lewd and humiliating situations
>Starring Alp as Alp-sensei, Anon1 as Boy A, Anon2 as Boy B, Anon3 as Boy C, etc.

>> No.14161808

>>14161804
Sounds like chafing.

>> No.14161809

>>14161791
Cait Siths would be so nice to cuddle and snuggle

>> No.14161810

>>14161797
*Lilim, Dragon, Baphomet, and Pharoah*
I need less alchohol in my system. Oh well.

>> No.14161812

>>14161793
They say Kushi is such a hugslut she did it for free just to cuddle with a man dressed in spandex and a man dressed in armor at the same time.

>> No.14161813

>>14161770
A day in the life with a Kunoichi wife..

>> No.14161818 [SPOILER] 
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14161818

>>14161770
A Place to Call Home, starring pic related

>> No.14161819

>>14161296
So the real treasure was inside all along?

>> No.14161827

>>14161818
Charon never heard the end of this. Poor girl was desperate for money at the time.

>> No.14161829

>>14161827
That's what you get when you operate a ferry on change alone.

>> No.14161832
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14161832

Hoc est leones.

>> No.14161834

>>14161760
The things I would do to a zombie maid while she's shuffling around doing the daily chores.

>> No.14161835

>>14161789
Good Things Come in Small Packages.
an oppai loli and shortstack compliation vid of the girls doing what they do best

>> No.14161837

>>14161834
What kind of things? Do they impede her in her duties?

>> No.14161842

>>14161770
>Drain him Dry VII:
The seventh in the popular series. This time Gloria the slime steps up and helps relieve her costar of some liquid weight

>> No.14161845
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>>14161791
I want to bring a home a Hellhound to her!!!

>> No.14161847

>>14161845
>You'll never buy a Hellhound a fancy as fuck collar with jewels and everything and propose to her with it.
>She'll never wear it with pride, showing it off to all her friends to make them jealous of the fact that she's getting married.

I imagine you'd have to get her a collar. A ring wouldn't fit on her hand.

>> No.14161866

>>14161847
What if she gets me a collar?

>> No.14161867

>>14161837
Not all that much. I man, just because her face breasts would be pressed up against a window pane she'd still have both hands free to clean it. It's not like she couldn't do the washing up while her skirt is hiked up and I'm helping myself to face-full of pert, lace clad zombie ass. The same goes for getting getting her breast fondled while she dusts high places. And having her butt plug removed as she's polishing the dining table and giving her a backdoor some attention before plugging her up again is like a mid-day energy refill, downright beneficial to her efficiency.

>> No.14161870

>>14161866
Why wouldn't she get you a nice collar too?
What kind of terrible Hellhound doesn't get her husband a collar when he proposes to her?
Although she could just get you a ring if you're not comfortable with a collar, but the collar is traditional.

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>>14161845
>>14161791
>Coax cat imouto from hiding
>She timidly sits down at the kotatsu you all were sitting at.
>She's ashamed of her behavior and makes eye contact with the Hellhound from across the table
>"...S-Sorry." she triey to say, but she's interrupted
>Your Hellhound GF turns to you and says "She's cute, for a cat."
>She gets up, walks to the other side of the table, and picks up Cait Sith imouto
>Sits with her arms and legs wrapped titghtly around Cait Sith imouto, trapping her.
>She rests her chin on Sait Sith imouto's head and keeps sniffer her
>Imouto is scared stiff, and just looks at you with fear in her eyes, mouth agape and giving off a silent scream
>Hellhound falls asleep like this
>Cait Sith is still scared to death, sitting bolt upright, daring not to relax

>> No.14161891
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14161891

You must fight tyranny, anon!

>> No.14161898

>>14161891
Indeed. I'll never surrender to the tyranny of grapesnakes.

>> No.14161902
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>>14161898
Pharaoh be praised.

>> No.14161907

>>14161891
But Miyabi, your entire school got brainwashed by a tyrant

>> No.14161910

>>14161891
All I wish for is to loyally serve a Pharaoh and in recognition of my efforts to thwart a grapesnake's schemes and her subsequent capture be granted ownership of the purple fiend.

>> No.14161912

>>14161891
YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME!

>> No.14161925
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>>14161902
There's something oddly nice about this style but I don't know what.

>> No.14161937

>tfw there is an mge minecraft mod

>> No.14161943

>>14161937
That one with Wilmarina and a few other skins? Or did something new pop out?

>> No.14161947

>>14161943
Grimoire of Gaia

>> No.14161948
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>>14161925
It's soft in many ways

>> No.14161950

>>14160485
gold

>> No.14161951
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>>14160485
What's wrong with Wocks? Are you a Wockist?

>> No.14161955

>>14161951
I want a story about Wocks that follows the plot of that Star Trek episode with those fluffy things.

>> No.14161967

>>14161951
Wockophobes, man. The international community should do something about them already.

>> No.14161970

>>14161499
>posting the superior version
my nigga

>> No.14161973

>>14161943
http://the-grimoire-of-gaia.wikia.com/wiki/Holstaurus

>> No.14161978

>>14160485
Nexus Dragon.

>> No.14161981

>>14160485
Brainstealer Dragon
Rust Dragon

>> No.14161982

>>14161955
Tribbles?

>> No.14161986

>>14161955
>>14161982
But how would you keep Wock populations in check if they breed like Tribbles?

>> No.14161988

>>14161947
>>14161973
Wow, just checked and they've made it pretty far.
Gotta get this one and go harass some MGs with my diamond blade if I don't simply download it then stock on my portable disk like a hundred of games before thanks to my gaming impotence. .

>> No.14161989

>>14161982
Yeah.

>> No.14161993

>>14161786
>mayor lilim as herself
oh my

>> No.14161994

>>14161986
Eat them.

>> No.14161996
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>>14161986
You don't

>> No.14161998

>>14161835
>small packages
>oppai

>> No.14162001

>>14161910
All I wish is to serve as the loyal retainer and assistant to Pharaoh's Anubis adviser, following and aiding her diligently. Even if she should choose to defect to the side of an Apophis, I would gladly follow her, aiding in her midnight flight from the palace.

On that note, where would Pharaoh be if her aide and adviser were to up and disappear one day? What would she do?

>> No.14162002

>>14161973
Well shit waifucraft has come along way since I last cared.

>> No.14162004

>>14162001
She'd panic when her breakfast was a couple hours late and then she'd shove her husband out of the bedroom to look for some.

>> No.14162011

>>14162004

>implying I'm not already the one who makes her breakfast

>> No.14162016

>>14162004
>All the mummies are still in bed, wondering when the Anubis is going to 'wake' them with her gong like every morning
>The palace chefs aren't sure what to cook as they haven't gotten the money to buy new ingredients for the day
>The guards are either passed out at their posts from exhaustion or partying in their quarters since nobody is there to change the guard
>The royal throne's pillow hasn't been fluffed
Horrifying.

>> No.14162021

>>14162004
>>14162011
>in the kitchen you find a note left behind by an Anubis
>Man with big dick walking like an Egyptian, squiggly line, man doing it doggy style with Sphinx, two squiggly lines, man with big dick and Sphinx walking like Egyptians
Whatever this cryptic message means.

>> No.14162028

>>14162021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkanHSvFq3Q

>> No.14162036

>>14162016
I think you're greatly overestimating the role of neurotic jackal bitches.

>> No.14162041

>>14162021
So if I fuck a Sphinx, I'll get the next clue?

>> No.14162042

>>14162036
Am I anon? Am I? Probably.

>> No.14162045

>>14162036
I think you're underestimating the proclivity of unskilled supervisors to micromanage.

>> No.14162048

>>14162042
It's alright, they probably love to have their ego stoked. Along with other things.

>> No.14162050
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>>14161925
He draws nice thighs, which are objectively the best part of a Monster Girl

>> No.14162054

The best thing about girls with big meaty paws is you can make them wear ball gags without worrying about them getting unbuckled.

>> No.14162058

>>14162054
I... hadn't thought of that before. Thanks anon.

>> No.14162059

>>14162054
What if they're choking and can't remove it?

>> No.14162061
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>>14162050
I don't quite follow, anon

>> No.14162064

>>14162061
I guess midriffs are OK too

>> No.14162065

>>14162059
Why would they be choking? Also,
>implying you wouldn't gave your prone, helpless sub the utmost attention and care in her vulnerable state

>> No.14162070
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>>14162064
You think you're funny, you cheeky cunt?

>> No.14162072

>>14162070
Oh, you want headpats?

>> No.14162073

>>14162054
>have Kobold daughteru who barks at strangers too much
>ball-gag her to teach her to quiet down
>Wearing a ball-gag becomes almost as normal as wearing regular clothes for her
Fuck anon, casual bondage accessories are muh fetish.

>> No.14162074
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14162074

I want a non-lewd relationship with a cute non-blood related monster girl imouto!

>> No.14162077

>>14162070
Bare shoulders? I guess I can see their appeal.

>> No.14162078

>>14162074
Get a load of this guy.

>> No.14162081

>>14162036
I concur with >>14162045

>>14162048
Regardless I would happily stroke, rub, and massage them.

>> No.14162084

>>14162074
I too want to be non-lewd friends with my waifu's little sister who we babysit for her parents.

>> No.14162086
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>>14162072
I'm sure she'd appreciate it

>> No.14162088

>>14162084
this is a great idea too.

>> No.14162097

>>14162084
>Have to babysit your sister-in-law a lot
>She's your wife's sister, but the ages are so far apart that she's more like a niece
>She's just a kid, so you treat her like you would any kid
>She even calls you uncle Anon because she's 10 to your 28
>Your wife still gets really jealous, and every time her parents come to pick her up, you get wrapped up in fluffy, pouty cuddles for the rest of the night

>> No.14162115

>>14162074
I want to cuddle a Hellhound under the covers to comfort her during a thunderstorm.
Brings back comfy memories.

>> No.14162120

>>14162115
Comfy memories? Hrmh?

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>>14162097
>I can't believe that you let yourself get seduced by that little brat.
>She's 10. She probably doesn't even know what seducing is.
>And showing her all that attention & ignoring me!
>We payed a game together, and we asked you if you wanted to join.
>And brushing her tails like that! You never do that for me anymore!
>...Would you like me to brush yours, too?
>No! I'm not a little girl like her.
>[sarcastic eyebrow raise]
>...Okay, fine. But you need to let me sit in your lap & tell me how much prettier mine are.
>You know, it's kind of cute seeing you get jealous of a fourth grader.
>SHUT UP!

>> No.14162142

>>14162097
>always kiss and make out with your wife like normal couple
>always cuddle like a normal couple too
>give your sister in law some chocolate, kiss her on the nose, and then cuddle around her using your superior size as you read her a storybook or something
>your wife gets jealous of the attention you're giving her sister, and keeps trying to get her to play with her instead of you
>"No! Uncle Anon's way more fun than, Sis!"
>your wife lurks from afar, grinding her teeth and clenching her fists, watching you two play
>later, at night, long after sister in law has gone home
>"Kiss me, darling."
>you kiss her as per usual, deep and on the lips
>"N-No, ...on the, on the nose, ...please."
>you comply, and then you two get into bed
>you embrace her and turn out the lights, prepared to go to bed
>she nestles against you as close as she can, and curls up as small as possible
>"Can you ...tell me a story?"

>> No.14162152

>>14162142
Holy shit anon, too adorable.

>> No.14162156

>>14162115
I've had multiple dogs, but the only one to ever be scared of thunder and lightning was also the smartest.

It was incredibly moe to have her come stay by our sides for protection or to hide under the covers, panting all the while.

It makes me wonder if dogs who aren't scared of it are the dumb ones. Maybe it takes a smarter dog to realize lightning and thunder is something to be scared of, and the dumb ones just go along with it?

>> No.14162159

>>14162142
Is this the part where I chastise her because A- She towers over me, so even if she curled up she'd still be far bigger than me, and B-She's supposed to be an old lady, she should be more dominant and mature than this.

I'll still read her the story though.

>> No.14162166

>>14162134
>>14162142
Adorable to the maximum.

>> No.14162172

>>14162120
When I was little, my dog would always hide under my bed during thunderstorms.
I miss him.

>> No.14162189

>have sex with your Lilim waifu
>cum in her pussy

>> No.14162192

>>14162189
yucky

>> No.14162193

>exist
>breathe

>> No.14162198
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14162198

>>14162134
>"Anon's mine now! Teehee~"

>> No.14162199

>Be made of atoms
>Only being measurable if perceived

>> No.14162201

>>14162198
This particular fox picture does things to me.

>> No.14162202

>>14162189
Do you think they'd have a preference for how they get their semen? I know they can get sustenance just from absorbing it, but would they have a preference for how? Like one migth like the taste and insist on swallowing every load, or another likes the feeling of being full of cum and insists you pump her pussy full.

>> No.14162204

>>14162201
I know, dat sweater, dat fluffy tail, that mischievous expression.

She looks like the star of a Home Alone movie, where she outwits a bunch of bara thieves trying to break into her house while her parents are out.

>> No.14162207

>>14162198
>>14162134
Story about a young Kitsune NTRing her older sister and stealing her man WHEN?

>> No.14162209

>>14162207
When you open up a word program, get whatever you need together, and fuck yourself.

>> No.14162211

>>14162207
When you write it

>> No.14162215

>>14162198
>Kitsune wife gets jealous
>Starts chasing her sister around the house
>Little sister gets upset, starts to cry
>'A-Anon ' d-do somethiiiing!'
>Grab you wife, give her a firm spank on the butt & put her in the time-out corner
>Sit on the couch with the little one & comfort her
>Wife just sits there glaring daggers at both of you
>You've just earned a severe lecturing that night
>Most lectures end up leading to angry sex, though, so it all balances out
>Wife insists that you spank her butt as you fuck her

>> No.14162216

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/649138854667030528

IT BEGINS

Don't forget http://strawpoll.me/5615936

>> No.14162218

>>14162202
Judging by how sex is practically the center of their worldview, their energy source an the first thing their bodies were designed for, things regarding sperm and cumming would be an entire branch of culture and art to them.

So yes, they'd likely be coming up with things regarding absorbing cum we've never put enough imagination to even think of.

On the other note, KC's powering up.

>> No.14162221

>>14162216
Still got my money on the opium smoking caterpillar from Wonderland.

>> No.14162226

>>14162215
>Not taking your waifu's side
I smell double NTR. She leaves you for a better man and you get the ratty 10 year old who doesn't know what sex is.

>>14162221
I'd like a change from Wonder'take the knot'land

>> No.14162227

>>14162216
Cmon kumiho!

>> No.14162230

>>14162198

I want to bury my face in that tail.

>> No.14162232

>>14162207
>You will never have a kitsune bouncing up and down on you while grinning smugly at her tied up older sister

>> No.14162234

>>14162230
Extra soft, young, pure mofu.

>> No.14162235

All I want is to fall asleep while in the embrace of a monsters arms.

Preferably a dragon, so she can encase me in her wings as I sit on her lap.

>> No.14162236

>>14162235
You and me, we dream the same dream.

>> No.14162239

>>14162235
>>14162236
Let one of you Alp into a Dragon and cuddle each other.

>> No.14162243

>>14162239

If one of us is the dragon then one of us isn't getting what we want. So no.

>> No.14162245

>>14162216
Guessing it will be some kind of animal he hasn't done yet like Mucus Toad was. Failing that another Desert one.

>> No.14162246

>>14162243
There must some be sacrifice, that's how things work.

>> No.14162248

>>14162239
If an Alp turned into a Dragon, it would be some pathetic flamboyant fairy Dragon.

>> No.14162249

>>14162239
Chances are one of them is already an Alp anyway.

>> No.14162251

>>14162246

But I don't want an alp. I want a dragon.

And I don't want to be an alp, I want a dragon.

It's lose/lose

>> No.14162258

>>14162249

What the fuck is gay with wanting to be cuddled by a girl?

>> No.14162261
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>>14162258
I mean as in the artist known as Alp. You know he's a Dragonslut.
Here's some cats to distract you now.

>> No.14162262
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14162262

>>14162248
Something like this would look pretty cute as a monster girl.

>> No.14162263

>>14162262
She would be so lovey dovey, genki and cheerful that I think I might puke rainbows.

>> No.14162264

>>14162248
I wouldn't mind a flamboyant fairy dragon to cuddle.

>> No.14162268

>>14162235
>>14162236
My brothers of African descent
>Laying inbed with Dragon waifu
No blankets on the bed, you've never needed them
>You wrap your arms around her, hands resting on the small of her back
>Her powerful claws close around you, gently pulling you into her chest by the shoulders
Her tail drapes over your waist, pulling you in even closer
>Her legs intertwine with yours, the smooth scales oddly relaxing on your skin
>She drapes a large wing over the two of you, creating a natural blanket
>You can feel the fire burning inside of her, creathing a gentle warmth
She lays her head down beside yours, and you fall asleep looking into each other's eyes in the dim lights of the night

>> No.14162269

>>14162268
Well now I need to write about this.

>> No.14162270

>>14162263
>>14162264
>"Ohmygosh Anon! What do you think of this skirt?! Isn't it cute?! I feel fab-u-LOUS!~"

Oh boy...

>> No.14162277

>>14162262
>>14162263
>>14162264

>Fairy dragon
>Short, especially compared to dragons
>Kinda bratty
>Breath weapon is like aerosolized happiness
>It also makes you cum instantly when she uses her breath weapon on your dick

Do it, KC

FUCKING DO IT

>> No.14162280

>>14162268
Heavenly.

>> No.14162292

>>14162270
As long as I can fuck this Alp Fairy Dragon in all kinds of lewd perverted ways and make her Kyaa all night, I can put up with her lovey dovey genki act.

>> No.14162295

>>14162261
Puma Sisters strip-show is a good way to go.

>> No.14162296

>>14162277
Small but bottom heavy?
A group of animal friends?
Spontaneously bursts into song?

>> No.14162297

>>14162296
If she can sing, can we get a villainous Black Dragon to sing a much better song?

>> No.14162299

>>14162297
It would be some disney movie, where the fairy dragon sings with her animal friends and the evil black dragon has her song about being evil and stuff.

>> No.14162300

>>14162299
>about being evil and stuff
That's just Disney knock-offs. In Disney movies, the bad guys get to sing badass stuff like Hellfire and Be Prepared and how they're doing nothing wrong.

>> No.14162305

>>14162296
>Spontaneously bursts into song?
Christ, not in the middle of the supermarket I hope.

>> No.14162312

>>14162305
>Mention how overpriced random item #347 is
>"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL~"
>Song begins
>Everyone is sucked in via magic
>Except for you since you're the 'audience'
>The whole place is dancing
>The food is dancing
>Even the prices are dancing
>Learn about supply, demand, and corporate production costs through a musical number

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14162321

>>14162312
That is not a world I want to live in. Gimme me sea shanties any day.

>> No.14162322

I wanna row out into a misty dark grey sea under overcast skies in a small ancient rickety boat and keep all the ghostgirls lost at sea company.

>> No.14162327

>>14162268

Yes, that is exactly what I want.

>> No.14162328

>>14162322
>keeping them company
>not leading them onwards
Step it up senpai.

>> No.14162330

>>14162312
T-Thanks Fairy Dragon...

>> No.14162332

anything we get now will be a step up from last week

>> No.14162333

>>14162332
Won't be hard to beat literally a fucking fetus.

>> No.14162334

>>14162322
Best be careful, less you tumble into Davy Jones' locker.

>> No.14162336

>>14162328
It's their eternity. I'm happy to help fulfill any lingering needs or regrets, but I'm not going to pretend like I'm the messiah to lead them into the afterlife. Just a dude with some alcohol, a guitar, and a hankerin to listen to the tales of the souls of the lost.

I shall not step it up.
>>14162332
>Cu Sith

>> No.14162338

>>14162333
damn strait,
that was too weird even for me.

>> No.14162339

>>14162334
You can't just tumble into it, and it would still smell better than an Oomukade at a barbecue.
>>14162336
If not you then who?

>> No.14162341

>>14162336
>cu sith
I may not like it, but it will still be better

>> No.14162342

>>14162312
Top wife.

That might start getting annoying after years though.

>> No.14162343
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>>14162001
Sort of unrelated but gave me the idea for this.

>A small boy, son of a court noble, walks through the darkened throne room, left behind in the general scuffle as the inhabitants of the palace flee the mob beating at the barred gates.
>He gawks in childlike wonder at the faded glory of the gold, jewels and silk of the grand audience chamber.
>The rest of the palace has been stripped bare.
>But even now, no one dares plunder this place.
>A soft cough draws his attention to the raised dias at the back of the hall.
>The Pharaoh sits alone on her ornate chair, gray beyond her years.
>That's all it is now, a chair. Thrones are for queens.
>She crooks a bejeweled finger at him.
>"Come here boy."
>He stumbles closer on shaky knees, almost falling over himself when he prostrates before her.
>She smiles at him, a sad defeated smile, then pats her thigh.
>"No. Get up off the floor. Sit with me."
>The demigod pulls him into her lap, letting him settle into her royal bosom.
>She's so soft and warm. But at the same time, there's something strange about her smell, like ripe fruit that's been left in the hot sun.
>"You are a very brave boy coming here. Look around."
>She sweeps her hand across the hall before her.
>"My soldiers, my priests, my friends...they've all abandoned me in the end." She says it with a sigh.
>"Yet you, sweet boy, are more courageous than them all. Tell me your name."
>"A-aaron." He trembles in her arms. "I'm lost. Do you know where my aunt is?"
>"Aaron, a strong name." The Pharaoh strokes his hair and bit of her regal majesty returns to her. "For your boldness I will tell you a story. Then I will give you a reward. And then I will show you the secret way out that only the Pharaoh knows. I promise you will find your family again."
>"Will you listen to an old woman's story?"

1/3

>> No.14162344

>>14162333
Yeah, loli is one thing, but it's not even fucking born yet.

KC had a little too much sake I think.

>> No.14162345

>>14162333
>yfw today it's undead or druellified fetus

>> No.14162346

>>14162339
>If not you then who?
If they seek rest, why not find it within themselves?

>> No.14162351

>>14162346
Because they're fucking ghosts, doomed to wander aimlessly, their sorrows cast to the heartless sea.

>> No.14162352

So, quick poll.

How many people here would actually be into a harpy fetus so horny, it will transform itself into a slime with the appearance of a prepubescent child just to get some immediately?

I'd be down for it personally.

>> No.14162353

>>14162343
>He nods, curious and excited in a way only a young child can be in such circumstances.
>And so she talks and she talks, her strong soothing voice settling his nerves as she paints a picture of a little girl growing up in this land that was once lush and green.
>Of nobility
>Of love
>Of savagery
>Of politics and war
>Of drought
>Of darkness
>Of evil
>Of a thousand little mistakes and one big one
>It was her story, the long twisted path that led here in fairytale prose.
>As she continues, the sound of rioting draws ever closer, accompanied by the unnatural cloak of darkness that stretches over the sky.
>Soon it will blot out the sun entirely.
>The boy looks up at her when she finally finishes
>"But that CAN'T be the end! She wins back the man she loved and they save the country together, right? A-aand then all the people can go home and stop fighting."

2/3

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>>14162345
It better the fuck not be.

>> No.14162357

>>14162345
the world does not need such evil
that's right up there with earlier when that guy mentioned laucs as a lilim

>> No.14162359

>>14162353

>The Pharaoh shakes her head and removes her serpentine crown.
>"Not all stories have happy endings, no matter how much we want them."
>Aaron looks like he's going to start to cry, and it tears at her soft spots inside, the parts that still believe as he does.
>She can't help but relent and tap his nose.
>"But if you wish it to be a happy ending. I will make it so."
>He wipes his nose on the sleeve of his robes. "That's a lie, isn't it?"
>"I am the morning and the evening star. So I say. So it is written."
>So she gives him the ending she wishes for most in her heart, with love, peace, marriage, children and the bright glow of sunlight once again shining on thickets and fields of grain. It's little more than a dream. But at this point, dreams are all she has.
>When it's all told, she gives him her crown and shows him the secret way behind the statue of Hathor. Better for the boy to have it, than let it be a trophy to her enemies.
>"I won't forget your story!" he promises as he eagerly starts down the passage. Then he stops and looks back. "I won't forget you either."
>She watches him go, waving him off even after he turns the first corner out of sight.
>It's like he took the light with him, and her highness feels a chill as she's once again left alone. She almost follows him.
>Only, they would never stop hunting her if she did. It would only be even more dangerous for him.
>She will face them with dignity, as a queen should.
>Gracefully, the Pharaoh walks across the throne room one last time and returns to her chair and her memories, to wait for the true end to come.
>But she can't help but smile that she was able to help at least one last person, a wide-eyed little boy who still believed in happy endings.

3/3

>> No.14162362

>>14162332
I like her. I also think of her as a loli slime, though, and not a fetus. Some people can't seem to get past that part. One of the only slimes I like, actually.

>>14162352
Sure. Why not? I'd take her over a couple girls. At least she's loving and caring.

>> No.14162364

>>14162351
In my headcanon ghosts don't exist just cuz. They usually have a purpose beyond aimless wandering

>>14162352
Tits or GTFO is my response to every MG. prepubescence does nothing for me.

>> No.14162365

>>14162352
Hesitant, but I've promised myself that if I had the chance, I would fuck each Monster Girl at least once.

>> No.14162367

>>14162343
>>14162353
>>14162359
Well. That's depressing.

>> No.14162370

>>14162352
For me it would be all aboard the train to nopesville.

>> No.14162371

>>14162352

Slimes aren't really my think.

Actually I don't like any of the wonderland monsters. I like dragons but I don't like the wonderland dragon.

>> No.14162375
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You come back home looking like this, what does your waifu do?

>> No.14162376

>>14162359
Go out with a smile.
god damn that hit me more then it should have.

>> No.14162379

>>14162359
dammit if i was on my laptop i would screen cap this

>> No.14162381
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>>14162375
>"Idiot."

>> No.14162385

>>14162381
>no concern, only disdain
Sasuga, Lego-mongrel.

>> No.14162386

>>14162381
>Anubi being sandy cunts
no surprise there.

>> No.14162389

>>14162381
>She calls you an idiot
>Keeps her calm but disappointed attitude
>She carefully tends to your wounds while asking how it even happened
>Later on she leaves you in bed while she goes out shopping
>Comes back later with blood over her claws and acts like nothing happened

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>>14162375

>WHO DID THIS TO YOU

>> No.14162393

>>14162389
>>Later on she leaves you in bed while she goes out shopping
>>Comes back later with blood over her claws and acts like nothing happened
Affection is worthless if you are incapable of showing it to the person you're affectionate towards.

>> No.14162396

>>14162375
>salamander waifu stare's at you
>"win or lose?" are her only words.
>you tell her you lost.
>"you've gotten rusty dear" a gleam in her eyes appears, one you haven't seen in years.
>"Find your sword, tomorrow we start getting back in shape."

>> No.14162400

>>14162375
>>14162381
>>14162385
>>14162386
>>14162389
>>14162393
THAT'S TSUNDERE BABY!

>> No.14162401

>>14162400
>Wanting shitdere
Kuu, Yan, Dere or bust.

>> No.14162402

>>14162352
Slimes are cool.
Humpty Egg, however, is a little too left-field for my liking.

>> No.14162403

>>14162401
what about dan

>> No.14162404

>>14162396
Time for a montage?

>> No.14162406

>>14162403
I personally don't feel that 'quiet and/orshy' is strong or distinct enough a character trait to be its own archetype. Like, any of the ones I listed can be quiet or shy. It's like saying angrydere or something.

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>>14162401
>>14162400
>wanting any kind of factory-produced anime bullshit in the place of an actual personality.

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>>14162407
>Wanting 3D personalities

>> No.14162410

>>14162393
One should think that her then washing off, before spending the rest of the night cuddling you protectively, would go without saying.

But no, anons here need absolutely every tiny little detail fed to them, can't think of anything themselves, can't flex their minds or imaginations at all, no sir...

>> No.14162411

>>14162400
But everyone knows a real tsundere has twintails.
>Your Anubis waifus friend jokingly tells her that twintails would suit her
>She dismisses it and pretends she's not interested
>When she gets home she the first thing she does is start trying twintails in the mirror
>She's so absorbed in trying out her new look that she doesn't hear you come home from work
>Noticing you're watching she freezes like a deer in the headlights

>> No.14162412

>>14162404
yes
the only question is the music needed

>> No.14162413

>>14162411
Personally I think a single, long ponytail would suit her well.

But twintails can be cute. She might do good with the Rin Tohsaka look...

>> No.14162414

>>14162407
>Posting grumpy old dinosaurs who would be better off dead
The guy's stuck in the 60s, he hates technology, hasn't made a good movie in years and can't stand seeing what he doesn't make as something profitable.

>> No.14162418

>not seated where i normaly am at work program centre
>cant use laptop to work on stories when job applications are full

its gonna be a slow day, 4 hours to go

>> No.14162419

>>14162410
>One should think that her then washing off, before spending the rest of the night cuddling you protectively, would go without saying.
No, one should not think that this would be her reaction, when her instant response to seeing her mate harmed by some one else, is an uncaring, snide "idiot."

I mean how little do you have to care about your self to put up with that bullshit? I'd pack my bags, do a 360 and walk right back the other way, see if I can crash at a mates place until I can move out and into a new place to stay. Assuming it isn't my home in the first place.

>> No.14162420

>>14162413
>She might do good with the Rin Tohsaka look.
Anubis with twintails and Zettai Ryouiki? Yes please.

>> No.14162421

>>14162419
>do a 360 and walk right back the other way
Limp the other way, rather.

>> No.14162425

>>14162419
>uncaring, snide "idiot."
>Regardless of her words, calmly and carefully tends to the wounds

How little do you care about anything at all if you decide to up and leave if shown anything but absolute and constant fawning? If you're in a relationship, you'd think you'd learn to see past simplistic facades. But then, I guess you'd never make it that far, so it doesn't matter.

>> No.14162430

>>14162419
>Be reckless enough to get yourself beaten and injured while you have a wife who loves you, who couldn't cope if something bad happened to you.

Idiot.

>> No.14162432

>>14162419
Being so autstic you can only go on words
Actions and body language say a lot more even if she is keeping up an act. She's probably not a professional actor.

>> No.14162435

>>14162412
"gonna fly now" is the montage king

>> No.14162437

>>14162430
Who knows. Could be a case of mistaken identity. Drunk Oni thought you were some one else. I dunno Clearly I'm alone in wanting a girl who can adequately show her emotions, who doesn't display affection once in a rare blue moon. Guess I'll just shut up and let the tsun circle jerk continue.

>> No.14162438

>>14162437
You're alone in making the assumption about affection being "once in a rare blue moon."

>> No.14162441

>>14162437
This is why I like were-cats. They act all high and mighty, but that tell-tale purr comes out of them when they're happy.

>> No.14162443

>>14162435
what about the montage song from team america?

>> No.14162447

Anybody want a lolicow pillow?
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10348871

>> No.14162451
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Handling Aisha is one thing, but can you handle one of these? Or two?

>> No.14162452

Oh shit its Cu Sith

>> No.14162453

>>14162452
pics or you are a dirty liar

>> No.14162454

>>14162438
>Tsundere
I'm being generous with the blue moon quip. Who knows if these creatures can even feel love?

Seriously though, not asking for 25/8 devotion and fawning. Just be able to take and give a compliment without feeling the need to insult, and show a modicum of concern when I arrive bleeding and beaten at the doorstep. Can't manage that much and you're a failure of a person and I'm fuckin' goneskies.

>> No.14162459

>>14162451
Are they invulnerable? Can they turn into murder-tigers?
Because I'm reasonably certain I could handle one cyberpunk catgirl. Probably not two.

>> No.14162461

How would your waifu feel is most of society thought she was a soulless being incapable of feeling love or emotion?

>> No.14162462

>>14162459
They can hypnotize you with synchronized striptease.

>> No.14162465

>>14162461
>Tanuki
Well, stereotypes being what they are and all...

>> No.14162466

>>14162461
Society is beneath her and only exists to be exploited anyway.

>> No.14162470

>>14162462
Yes, I just watched that on Youtube. Yet another delightful anime of a previous generation that I hadn't even heard of until this thread. Thank you, puma posters.

>> No.14162471

>>14162461
all i can think of is a crying mantis

>> No.14162472

>>14162470
You're very welcome. The rest of it is unfortunately pretty shit.

>> No.14162475

>>14162454
>Can't manage that much and you're a failure of a person and I'm fuckin' goneskies.
Actualy I take that back. I'm just gonna pay a cupid to shoot you up with black arrows and fuck off the Tsun phase completely. Thanks Eros.

>> No.14162478

>>14162472
Come on, they use dildos as weapons.

>> No.14162479

Calling it, new girl's going to be a Ladybug.

>> No.14162480

>>14162478
that has never been funny

>> No.14162483

>>14162443
Now I want art of a dude in a training montage with his salamander wife

>> No.14162493

Test

>> No.14162495

>>14162493
He's dead, he was a shit wrestler too.

>> No.14162497

>>14162493
>>>/fit/

>> No.14162505

>>14162495
>>14162497
Fuck off guys pls, I just had a posting mistake and thought 4chan crashed like exactly a week ago.
Can't trust no one.

>> No.14162508
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I have no idea what I want to fuck.

>> No.14162511

>>14162508
both of them!

>> No.14162513

>>14162508
I'd probably fuck every monster girl in the encyclopaedia if given the chance.

Yes even that one you're probably thinking of.

>> No.14162514

>>14162513
Alp? But they're so... Campy!

>> No.14162515

>>14162514
AND THERE IT IS!

>> No.14162517
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>>14162513

I'm always thinking of alps though.

>> No.14162518

>>14162515
>I-it's so big! And dark! Anon, no, I... oh wait, that's just my tail, ahahaha!
>Oh, yours is actually pretty cute by comparison!
>Wait, that's as big as it gets?
>Pffft!
Congratulations anon.

>> No.14162519

>>14162513
You'd even fuck an Amazoness?

>> No.14162520

>>14162514
I want to take an Alp in the missionary position as she blushes and hides her face with her hands.

>> No.14162524

>>14162518
Hey, she doesn't get to laugh at it! I don't care if her tail is bigger, at least mine isn't gone! Besides, good things come in small packages.

>> No.14162526

I want to get a villain moustache and plot evil things with a demon

>> No.14162530

>>14162519
Yes, even an Amazoness/Cait Sith/Devil Bug hybrid.

>> No.14162533

>Tweeting about iphones

>> No.14162535
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snoooore

>> No.14162536

>>14162533
>KC releases his game as a sfw mobile game
How mad would people be?

>> No.14162537

>>14162535
>more cosplay tier
Yes!

>> No.14162538

>>14162535
Who is this semen demon and is she going to eat me?

>> No.14162539

>>14162535
Whoah. Not half bad.

>> No.14162540

>>14162535
What you snoring about fool? She looks like perfection.

>> No.14162542

>>14162535
>Rapey lightning wolf
Oh baby.

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>>14162535
Oh yes

>> No.14162544

>>14162535
Thunder beast eh? nice

>> No.14162545

>>14162540
I read her profile and she's basically just a really boring version of Thunderbird.

>> No.14162548

>>14162535
Thunderhound! Woohoo!

>> No.14162549
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>>14162535
Here's profile.

>> No.14162550

>>14162535
So we got another ryu/thunderbird, but now a kitsune

>> No.14162552

>>14162535
>that leaky pussy
>that sweat on her boobs
>that deranged look
>that tongue
>that hair
Yes. This calls for some immediate writefaggotry.

>> No.14162553

>>14162540
I don't find kemonomimi too exciting and her body is really average.
>>14162548
>>14162542
>>14162550
Weasel, actually.

>> No.14162554

>>14162535
Oh fuck, I'm into this one.

>> No.14162555

>>14162535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM

>wouldgetstrukby/10

Metal.

>> No.14162556

>>14162535
Disappointing. Hopefully next weeks is better. You know, this is the first time in a few months I've actually been disappointed by a design. Wow.

>> No.14162557

>>14162545
So Thunderbird with a more attractive body? Even better.

>> No.14162558

>>14162553
Pop goes the weasel.

>> No.14162559

>>14162535
my jesus is she doing what i think she's doing?

>> No.14162560

>>14162535
Does KC play with
>Another of Raiju's peculiar behaviors is sleeping in human navels. This prompts Raiden to shoot lightning arrows at Raiju to wake the creature up, and thus harms the person in whose belly the demon is resting. Superstitious people therefore often sleep on their stomachs during bad weather, but other legends say that Raiju will only hide in the navels of people who sleep outdoors.
at all?

>> No.14162561

>>14162535
>>14162553
>>14162556
>People don't like crazy electric weasel girl
Fun fact: This and Thunderbird are the only Electric Type Monster Girls we have.

>> No.14162562

>>14162553
>Weasel
Huh, that's the last thing I would have guessed a few hours ago.

>> No.14162563

>>14162560
Kuwabara, kuwabara!

>> No.14162564

>>14162557
By really boring I mean she uses her electricity powers more for her own pleasure than actually zapping others.

>> No.14162566

>Another of Raiju's peculiar behaviors is sleeping in human navels. This prompts Raiden to shoot lightning arrows at Raiju to wake the creature up, and thus harms the person in whose belly the demon is resting. Superstitious people therefore often sleep on their stomachs during bad weather, but other legends say that Raiju will only hide in the navels of people who sleep outdoors.

So if I sleep on my back I'll wake up with a cute wolf girl resting her head on my stomach?

>> No.14162568

>>14162535
She will rape you before you even realize!

>> No.14162570

If we dont get a proper lightning elemental then ill settle with this

>> No.14162572

>>14162557
>more attractive body
Subjective, I personally like harpies more than human girls

>> No.14162573

>>14162553
Doesn't really look like a weasel though

>> No.14162574

>>14162561
Electric mouse girl when KC?

>> No.14162575

>>14162559
At least the Thunderbird has some modesty.

Raiju is lewdest MG.

>> No.14162577

>>14162564
I'm still not seeing anything wrong with this.

>> No.14162579

>>14162535
...She'd honestly look better without the ears and tail.
If you're already going cosplay tier at least go all the way. Those ears and tail look really forced.

>> No.14162580

>>14162575
thunderbird only has modesty cuz she has no fuckin' arms

>> No.14162583

>>14162577
I mean that there's really just not anything special about her. She's a hedonist who zaps herself for extra pleasure, and also zaps other women to turn them into Raijus.
That's boring.
She's.
Fucking.
Boring.

>> No.14162585

>>14162535
It's too bad she's not grinning, could have been a member of the smug squad.

>> No.14162587

>>14162583
She.
Looks.
Sexy.

>> No.14162588

>>14162583
Why does she need to be "special"?
Isn't it enough that she's just sexy as hell?
Not every girl needs to be weighed down by gimmicks and ugly monster parts, Anon.
She's a basically human looking crazy pleasure addict. That's great.

>> No.14162589

>>14162583
Okay! calm down, we get it, today is not a day to let the hate flow

>> No.14162590

>>14162583
Would she stick her fingers in electrical sockets? Drop toasters into bathtubs?

>> No.14162592

So who will the first to write about her? Step right up!

>> No.14162596

>>14162587
Most animu girls do, that's not enough to make her interesting.
There's honestly no reason for this to even be a monster girl. She could be a human girl with lightning powers and it'd probably make more sense.

>> No.14162597

>>14162592
Not me. Rushing out works only leads to disappointment and regret.

>> No.14162598

>>14162583
Well, she's a beast-type so I like her automatically and her default color scheme is fantastic.
Plus she's got all those crazy bolt shard things that look icy or cyber, and lightning tabi.

>> No.14162603

>>14162596
Well kemonomimi are monstergirls so I don't see your point. Vanilla as fuck, but monstergirls.

>> No.14162604

>thought about people calling her a dog and her shouting "im a weasel"
>brain now locked in "I am weasel" jokes with I R kakuen

>> No.14162605

>>14162596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=930H_ZRExbg
Dick.
The.
Weasel.

>> No.14162606

>>14162564
To clarify, KC basically considers her the Anti-Thunderbird
Thunderbird is all about discharging electricity, Raiju is all about taking it in.
...Which in the end basically just makes her a ridiculously sensitive nympho kemonomimi girl.

>> No.14162608

>>14162592
One night I fell asleep on my back and woke up to some electric wolf girl sleeping on my belly and then Raiden said "IT'S TIME FOR JACK TO LET 'ER RIP"

the end

>> No.14162610

>>14162583
>Not wanting a batshit crazy weasel who laughs manically as she rides you
>She laughs even harder when she shocks herself continuously
>Similar laughs can be heard as she casts lightning bolt on random bitches and masturbates to their moans as they transform

>> No.14162611

I want a Kamaitachi monstergirl now

>> No.14162613

>>14162605
I'd rather dick a Thunderbird.

>> No.14162614

>>14162611
>not watching Ushio to Tora

>> No.14162615

>>14162604
It's too bad the Kakuen and the Raiju both have a few screws loose and are intolerably lewd.

>> No.14162617

>>14162613
DICK BOTH, WITH ORANGE JUICE!!

>> No.14162618

>>14162606
>a ridiculously sensitive nympho kemonomimi girl
And how can you dislike ANYTHING about this?

>> No.14162619

>>14162618
I don't like kemonomimi.
I'd rather have a human girl than a kemonomimi one.

>> No.14162620

>>14162618
To him, she's plain
the knee jerk reaction is for me to say he has shit taste but instead ill just let him like what he likes

>> No.14162622

>>14162535
>You'll never take a nap outside on a clear beautiful day, on a large stone in the middle of open fields
>You'll never rouse to the crack of thunder and rain falling on your face
>That's not rain
>You look up into the puffy vulva of a woman, lightning shaped pubes, with tiny streams of electricity arcing from hair to hair. Above her pussy is her ass, and sitting atop that is a long tail currently curled under your head like a blanket
>She's wet.
>You notice now the heavy yet somehow arousing scent of ozone, and a crackling wet warmth coating your member, what feels like large preasts resting on your hips
>The creature's tail twitches under your head like it's trying to wag from side to size, as its womanly owner blows you
>You groan as with consciousness comes a crashing surge of pleasure, any you cum to the wake-up blowjob by this electric stranger
>Her wet pussy goes into overdrive as she deepthroats you and you cum down her throat, coating it white, filling her belly
>With a slurp her lips come free of your cock and she moans contentedly, shifting to grin down at you, sitting beside you on the stone now, no longer straddling your face
>"Ah. I made a mess." the somehow womanly smell of ozone thickens as she leans down and cleans her face, wolfish ears twitching happily. Then she kisses you, and sheer unbridled lightning coarses through you, particularly your balls and your legs
>You feel like you could fuck for days, fun for months on end. Her fingers curl around your throbbing hard cock and she grins lasciviously "I want this deep in me, but first, how a bout a little chase?"
>You'll never play a game of thunderbeast and mouse as you run on the stormwinds and lightning arcs across the earth as the Raiju hunts you down and finally pins you, riding you fast hard and wild, until you're both exhausted, and the eye of the storm sits atop the two of you.

>> No.14162623

>>14162619
BLASPHEMY!!

>> No.14162624

>>14162535
>tfw you will never hide a loli weasel girl down your pants

>> No.14162625

>>14162592
>New wolf girl in class
>likes anon
>sits next to anon and jolts him with her electricity now and then
>anons like doubleyouteeef
>lighting dog thing continues bullying anon.
>bla bla bla
>etc
>ends with her raping him and stuff
>maybe jolts his ass now and then to make him do some extra hip thrusting.
>they get little lighting fluffs
>anon almost drops them constantly because they cant control their shocks
>they all sleep together in a big basket you hooked up to a generator.
>gotta safe some money.
>also the basket makes a pretty soothing noise and emits a constant glow of light.
>only boy that comes for a sleepover is very insensitive to electricity and sleeps in the basket with them.
>he now has a perma vegeta haircut.
>he marries all of them
>more fluffs
He never pays for electricity

heres your uber shitty greentext.

>> No.14162627

>>14162620
Well, she IS kind of plain.
But that's not a bad thing. The least monstrous girls are almost always the best.

>> No.14162628

>>14162592
>Try to hold her hand, static shock
>Try to kiss her, static shock
>Try to put your dick in her, static shock
I'm staying away until the R&D department finds a way to deal with those shocks.

>> No.14162629

>>14162608
shit this anon got ahead of me, i should have kept it shorter and shitier
>>14162625

>> No.14162632

>>14162625
>>14162628
see
>>14162606
She doesn't shock you. She just has constant pleasure currents running through her.

>> No.14162633

>>14162627
I stand by what I said, the egg was going too far
as for this wolf/weasel whatever the fuck, I like her, looks like the thunder version of a hellhound

>> No.14162634

>>14162633
Looks like a thunder version of a kitsune if anything.

>> No.14162637

>>14162633
If she actually was a thunder Hellhound she'd be great.
Just add some claws on there (not paws, just some fucking wicked somewhat lightning themed claws) and make touching her skin feel sorta tingly, and she'd be amazing. As it is though? Eeeh.

>> No.14162638

>>14162634

from wikipedia
>Its body is composed of lightning and may be in the shape of a cat, fox, weasel, or wolf.
now im just plain confused

>> No.14162639

>>14162637
>caring this much about monster parts
You're supposed to like monster girls for the human parts. The exotic features are just a bonus.

>> No.14162640

>>14162639
>You're supposed to like monster girls for the human parts
Says you

>> No.14162646

>>14162634
seeing as the other foxes have no paws, this might be the closest other the the weasel

>> No.14162647

>>14162622
>You'll never have her curl up next to you as the storm passes over, her head resting on your belly
>A tall, busy woman wielding lightning will never descend from the clouds and throw lightning at your anonymous lover
>It'll never smack her in the ass and wake her up with a yelp
>She'll never Look back at you sheepishly and gie you a quick peck on the lips then wave goodbye before leaping back into the skies

>You'll never make it a point to sleep belly up whenever you feel a storm coming
>She'll never come to you every monsoon season

>> No.14162653

>>14162647
WASH AWAY THE ANGER

>> No.14162654

>>14162535
>>14162624
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging

>> No.14162657

>>14162653
sweet meme bro

>> No.14162661

>>14162617
You again?

>> No.14162669

>>14162661
Hey! im stuck in this place with nothing to do ro the goverment will hit me with a sanction.
i got two hours left, work with me here!

>> No.14162670

>>14162647
>quickfucks over muh waifu end

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>>14162669
Haaaaahhnh?

>> No.14162676

>>14162670
Bitch has a goddess to serve. Now maybe if you got gud and made your way into the heavens you could live with her and watch Raijin catfight with Thor, and ride with her when Raijin goes out to carry storms across the land

>> No.14162677

Fun fact, Raijus basically work like "pleasure batteries", taking in all the pleasure they receive during sex, and storing it as electric currents in their bodies that constantly permeate them.
They regularly need some "recharging" though.

Oh, and you DO feel the currents coursing through them, especially during sex.

>> No.14162680

>>14162672
Im there gradening anon from a while back, now that i dont have the gardening placement im stuck in a computer room job searching for 6 hours with a half hour lunch break

the orange thing is just to get me typing after being idle.

>> No.14162681

>>14162677
So you get to ride the lightning? Fun.
A monstergirl with native e-stim sounds like a good time.

>> No.14162686

>>14162677
In fact, the profile notes that the combination of their mouth or vagina, and their electricity, feels intense as a lightning strike, and it's often enough to make someone not used to it blow in an instant and pass out.

>>14162681
Her e-stim is still a lot less potent than Thunderbird's, since that's her entire specialty.

>> No.14162688
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>>14162680
You're made to search for jobs for six hours with no guidance?
Now I'm no expert, but it seems to me that's a dumb system. Do your best and become a good laborer for your superiors to exploit!

>> No.14162690

>>14162681
> ride the lightning
Sol hell hound vs Ky raiju when?

>> No.14162694

>>14162688
if i was seated where i normally am, i could charge my laptop, and i could work on my story see as I am Beast

I just realised i need to charge my laptop and KC brings out this lighting wolf/weasel/fox
he's taunting me and he doesn't know it.

>> No.14162714

>>14162688
i should also mention guidance = Google it

>> No.14162716

Do you think Raijū would look better with some claws and fur on her arms?

>> No.14162718

>>14162716
Hell no.
She's just the right amount of monstrous the way she is.

>> No.14162719

>>14162716
maybe, but what's done is done

>> No.14162720

>>14162716
Yes, but with big meaty paws

>> No.14162722

>>14162716
She looks good enough as she is, but I'd look at that.

>> No.14162723
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14162723

>Finish work
>New MG is out
>Raiju
>All I can think about is how it's name sounds too much like Raichu
>Even looks like it uses electricity attacks

God damn it.

>> No.14162726

>>14162716
We can't tell if she has short fur under her sleeves or not, there's nothing stopping writers/artists using that to their advantage.

>> No.14162733

>>14162716
She's got a patch of fur on the back of her hands it seems. I'm pretty indifferent to the matter though.

>> No.14162734

>>14162716
Honestly? Probably. She would be an electrical hellhound, visually, which would be good enough. As is, she is just a big titted bitch with near cosplay-tier ears. It works for some, though, so it is what it is. Have to throw them a bone sometime.

>> No.14162735

>>14162535
I'm shocked at how good this looks.
7/10, would give puppies to.

>> No.14162744

>>14162733
Oh hey she actually does.

>> No.14162751

>>14162686
So, if Thunderbirds are the aggro sadistic rapists that control your muscles and dick with their electricity and the Raijuu is the masochistic receiver/storage, does this mean that she's a perfect target for exotic domming?
>In a suburb of MGC preparing dinner for your waifu and daughterus before they get home.
BANG
>An azure flash through your windows accompanied by a rapturous muffled howl informs you that this may be another candlelit night.
>Goddamn it.
>You go outside to check the transformer, already fairly sure of what - or rather who - you'll see.
>A dog eared woman wearing only cables and contacts is panting and moaning through a ballgag with her limbs tied around your local transformer.
>Ah, not just a gag. In the faint blue glow emanating from jagged marks on her skin and fur, you can see that it's bulging out her throat slightly and wired to the mess of electrical cables. Her still-clenching womanhood and back door are similarly filled as well.
>"Good evening miss Michizane. I take it your husband felt the need to give you special treatment again tonight."
>Her eyes slowly roll into focus before settling on you. She seems to consider speaking for a moment, but gives up to instead savor working the metal member along the inside of her throat. She gives a little shrug as her tail languidly swishes back and forth. Typical monster.

>> No.14162779

>>14162751
She doesn't look so masochistic to me. Also someone mentioned you're going to feel it too.

>> No.14162786

>>14162779
>can't stop your daughteru from chewing on batteries and licking the sockets
>she gives the boys all sorts of tingly feelings.

>> No.14162789

>>14162751
Wow. Threadcanon is horrific.

>> No.14162797

>>14162789
>One post
>Thread canon

>> No.14162806

>>14162716
Absolutely. She's pretty bog standard.

At least she has minor fluff around her calves, wrists, and neck.

>> No.14162814

Did nobody else screencap that little Pharaoh thing? If not, I might as well do it.

>> No.14162851

>>14162806
That fluff looks nice. I want fluffy tingling against my skin.

>> No.14162854
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>> No.14162857
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>>14162535

>> No.14162871

>>14162814
Go for it.

>> No.14162882

>>14162857
>that coloring
Is she coming for my Tiberium crystal?

>> No.14162885

>>14162561
KC needs to play some MonHun and give us Super Sayain Lightning Awoo!

>> No.14162891

>Marry a Raiju
>Coworker asks how the sex is
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjpoqDMUczQ
>"Oh, it's pretty normal"

>> No.14162897

>>14162535
I like her fluffy fur-socks.

>> No.14162905

>>14162897
I don't like how they're just socks.
Monster parts that are actually clothing irk me more than no monster parts at all.

>> No.14162908

>>14162905
Maybe they're actually just weird little paws.

Of course, in KC's head, it's clothing, because he doesn't know how the fuck to design monstergirl clothes.
But let's just say for our sake that they're weird little paws.

>> No.14162909

>>14162857
Anon, we both know messing with the hue/saturation filter isn't going to cut it.

>> No.14162917

>>14162905
>>14162908
Technically all monster parts in MGE are more or less clothing.

>> No.14162920

>>14162917
The fuck are you saying

>> No.14162921

>>14162920
He's saying your waifu is a sock. Don't let her get crusty.

>> No.14162924

>>14162535
I want to know what that one spike is doing on her back.

>> No.14162927

>>14162920
Well, they're designed to look like clothes more than an actual part of their bodies, and they often remove them using MAMONO MANA to look more appealing to human men when having sex...

>> No.14162928

>>14162920
Well basically none of the Monster Girls are real. And I don't mean it in a fiction state, but I mean in lore, the Paladins are fighting against the girls that don't exist. It's hard to explain.

>> No.14162929

There are much people in MGE with dissatisfaction. Don't they stop why doing see MGE?
KC will be to be disgusted.

>> No.14162935

>>14162927
>they're designed to look like clothes more than an actual part of their bodies
Lamias, mermaids etc don't look like that

>> No.14162940

>>14162929
wanna run that one through google translate again, anon?

>> No.14162943

>>14162929
Yes.
Wait. No.

>> No.14162944

>>14162929
>Don't they stop why doing see MGE?

Yes, but only more if want of having.

>> No.14162948

>>14162929
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>> No.14162949

>>14162929
I don't understand you KC.

>> No.14162951

>>14162929
People would rather just complain instead of keeping their mouths shut anon. It's human nature.

>> No.14162952

.LESS PLEASE COME BACK I MISS, ANON MISSES YOU, EVEN ALP MISSES YOU

PLEASE COME BACK .LESS, I NEED YOU AND YOUR HAOHI

>> No.14162955

>>14162952
Fuck off

>> No.14162956

>>14162952
anon, u a thirsty ass nigga. he's not even the best drawfag.

>> No.14162958

>>14162929
Okay who let the Japanese guy in?

>> No.14162961

>>14162956
He's the best in my heart

>> No.14162962
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>>14162952
Haohi is dead, magical scarf wolfgirl is the new hotness.

>> No.14162966

>>14162962
Nanashi is a slut.
SLUUUUT

>> No.14162971 [SPOILER] 
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Here you go you bums
http://imgur.com/a/crARm#105
no im not gonna do better, gimp is a shit program

>> No.14162973

>>14162971
It's okay as it is.

>> No.14162974

>>14162966
Maybe, but I'd still eat that raw egg out of her navel.

>> No.14162975

>>14162962
>new
She's been hot for ages.

>> No.14162980
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>>14162952
We need to sacrifice if we want to summon .less back to our realm. It's merely a matter of if you're willing to go the mile to bring him home.

>> No.14162981

>>14162971
>no im not gonna do better
Boooo

>>14162974
So would I anon, so would I. Glorious nippon clean egg of salmonella lacking folded over a thousand times in the nest.

>>14162980
Fight me.

>> No.14162983

>>14162981
I like my Alps rough, makes it more exciting.

>> No.14162984

>>14162980
I'm going to sacrifice do you can't get him back.

I also need to sacrifice people for Parkedbuggy

>> No.14162986

>>14162984
>do
so*

>> No.14162989

>>14162981
S-So what are you doing tonight?

>> No.14162991

Which MGE girl would give the worst prostate massages?

>> No.14162992

>>14162991
gnome

>> No.14162994

>>14162991
Me because I don't like anal. The sign on my ass says do not enter, and below it it says exist only.

>> No.14162995

>>14162991
Kappa girl. She'd just rip it out.

>> No.14163001

>>14162989
You mean who?
Jack Daniels.

>> No.14163003

>>14163001
I could be your Jack Daniels for tonight alp. You could suck me down all night long.

>> No.14163007

>>14162991
Yeti

>> No.14163020

>>14162992
Gnome would probably give the worst everything
>giant rock hands
>mud pussy
>dirt skin

>> No.14163024

>>14161059
Oh you

>> No.14163032

>>14163020
>large, pleasant clay hands
>soft warm mud pussy
>smooth skin
Gnome a best

>> No.14163052
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>>14162952
kinda busy what do you want?

>>14162535
meh

>> No.14163055

>>14162857
>>14162857
Needs more chocolate.

>> No.14163058

>>14163052
I just want to let you know .less that you are loved by the thread and we miss you. I hope you recover soon from your illness and best of wishes. :)

>> No.14163060

>>14163052
>meh
Thank god, you won't ruin her.

>> No.14163070

>>14163052
>Haohi is stuck pleasuring men with her mouth because her breasts are too small to give paizuri
Poor angel, she can only use her mouth and feet for so long before her man lusts for something more. Something only a Lilim can provide.

>> No.14163074

>>14163070
Stop mentioning NTR.
Even though Lilim is one of my waifus. NTR is still bad man.

>> No.14163080

>>14163074
It's not NTR, it's Laissez Faire with waifus. If Haohi wishes to keep her man she'll need to prove she's superior to those big breasts haughty Lilims despite the fact she's small breasted.

Competition is healthy for waifus.

>> No.14163085

>>14163080
No. Romance and marriage are sacred affairs. Love should not be swept aside just because of sexual performance.

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>tfw no amazon wife to be a househusband for

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>>14163060
oh sorry i didnt read the replies it seems like people like her huh, you like her too even. hmmm i think i can do something about that

>>14163070
shush you.

>> No.14163098

>>14163088
I bet a blowjob from haohi feels heavenly huh

>> No.14163104

>>14163098
You want a STD?

>> No.14163105

>>14163088
>hmmm i think i can do something about that
Is it normal to get an ominous feeling from this?
[Spoiler]It better not be a futa Raiju using her dick as a lightning rod.[/spoiler]

>> No.14163110

>>14163105
hey, your spoiler broke,guess its caps sensitive

>> No.14163111

>>14163105
Nah, it will be a futa Raiju using her dick on a furry

>> No.14163118

I want to lick a Raiju's boobie lightning tattoo!

>> No.14163123

>>14163110
Not the first time I've done that, damn trying to write properly screwing me over.
>>14163118
I wouldn't be surprised if it gave her a slight shock knowing KC.

>> No.14163125

>>14163118
>>14163123
Tastes like burning!

>> No.14163128

>>14163123
just use ctrl+s

>> No.14163132

>>14162535
Meh, she looks completely underwhelming. I don't know why but she doesn't even look like regular KC to me
And those lightnings on socks are retarded
I'm seriously disappointed

So she is 176th girl?

>> No.14163142

I want to go storm chasing with my Wolfu waifu to get her struck by lightning! I want to help her turn into a Raiju!

>> No.14163147

>>14162929
KC pls
Game when?

>> No.14163148
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>>14163105
eh. way to spoil it. im out of ideas well fuck her she doesnt look interesting anyways.

ill wait for another idea to pop up you got lucky this time.

ill go back to what ever i was doing fuck you i didnt like you anyways

>> No.14163158

>>14163055
https://imgur.com/a/vnDAp
Rushed attempt.

>> No.14163159

>>14163087
That kid looks like his older sister though. Did she somehow got NTRed and got her eggs replaced in her sleep?

>> No.14163163

>>14163148
How about a Raiju with Dick Nipples and instead of lactating milk from them she ejaculates electricity?

>> No.14163164

>>14163148
Getting too predictable less, you need to step it up to ruse anons

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>>14163147
What ever happened to those sprites?

>> No.14163179

>>14163159
She looks like someone else from the family. Woah.

It's just a joke from a doujin's page.

>> No.14163187

>>14163158
Nice.

>> No.14163188

>>14163158
Eh, caramel is nice, but it isn't chocolate.

>> No.14163199

>>14163158
Yesssssss.

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>>14162596
> human girl with lightning powers
I'm okay with that

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>>14163175
I think those are fan-made
KC only did these game pics

>> No.14163234

>>14163158
This but with blonde hair would be 100% pure breeding material.

>> No.14163239

>>14161867
This makes me hard.

>> No.14163257

>>14162535
Another one of those 'eternal heat' girls? And I thought Jubs were lewd enough. Kind a wish she had BIG MEATY PAWS though.

>> No.14163269

>>14162885
He already implemented his obsession with Monster Hunter in the form of demon realm beasts

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>>14162535
>>14162549
>"I am lightning, the rain transformed."

>> No.14163284

>>14163277
>Still has a jaw

>> No.14163286

>>14163257
She's gonna zap you like an electric chair through her slopping wet vagina, anon.

>> No.14163292

>>14162535
>crazy eyes
>sex hair
>electric stimulation
>openly fingering herself and dripping juices
God damn I want it. Fuck, I wanna stick my tongue in her outlet. I bet her juices taste like sour blue raspberry.

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