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I always take this height charts and compare the dimensions of my dick to the characters.

>>14148588
like this

Do people in Gensokyo age at the same speed as we do
How old is Marisa by now?

>>14148683

Normal humans age at a normal rate, but Marisa is actively trying to become a youkai magician, so she might have already slowed her aging.

>>14148561
How tiny can she go?

>>14148561
Have we seen her in a canon comic standing next to Okuu?
I want to know if the S.S. Goodwife is as large as fans think.

>>14148612
20cm is too big for that dwarf, anon.

>>14148683
Humans should, but the time between incident and incident is not the same as between game releases. Otherwise they would be like 20 years old already

>>14148875
Okuu looks to be average height judging from this page in the manga.

>>14148561
Kourin, a man living in feudal Japan, is goddamn 6.3 feet?

Youkai genes are fucking strong, goddamn

>>14148561
Remember that Marisa is a young human teenager at best and Rinnosuke is a full grown adult half-youkai.

There was a size comparison from back the CoLA days, when Aya and Marisa were also compared to Rinnosuke.
Equally as tiny.
I can't find that image, I'm trying my best to search for it.

>>14150368
>they would be like 20 years old already
They are. Remember life in Gensokyo is running in real time.

>>14150368
>>14151537
There's an ancient interview where ZUN essentially tells the fans not to worry about things like age.
The only one whose age really matters is Akyuu, because She is sure to die in 5 years time

>>14151553
Nobody cares about Akyuu

>>14151525
>2m being that much taller
Man, the nips really are fucking manlets aren't they? 2m is big, sure, but that's only half a head taller than an actual man at best.

>>14148561
She has mixed 19th century blood with inferior japanese genes.

Kosuzu is funsize!

>>14151573
lanklets pls go

>>14151720
Shorter than 185cm? I pity you.

Would a ranger make a great villain? I noticed they can be Predator-like even.

>>14148561
She was fucking tiny, and Rinnosuke pretty big in CoLA too. I'm happy shit's consistent.

>>14151633
she kinda looks like a guy...

>>14148779
...no she isn't. Marisa is interested in ways to extend her lifespan, but she has always been intent on maintaining her humanity.

She even speaks openly about her own mortality... to the face of an actual youkai magician, in canon.

>>14148561

>>14148779
She doesn't try to become an youkai magician. The things that she's working with could be stunning her growth.

>>14152024
Kosuzu is becoming a youkai only from reading books, it's safe to assume Marisa is becoming more like a youkai also

>>14148683
>Do people in Gensokyo age at the same speed as we do
Well, duh.

>>14150368
Secondary.

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Gensokyo_Timeline

Gensokyo runs almost parallel to our world.

>>14152122
>still doesn't include the ULiL characters

>>14152604
>however many later games in the series take place near their release dates, but certainly not on them.
>Some later works and statements may imply they took place significantly later than their release dates.

Zun couldn't anticipate the success of his games, so he had to made up shit to glue the history together on the run.

Reimu would be like 28 years old if it was that parallel. You have to take into account she wasn't born resolving incidents already.

From soku, looks like Marisa is consistently short compared to most characters.

>>14153756

Man, over half the 2hus with listed heights in that picture are taller than me.

>>14153808
If you're shorter than any of the girls in the picture you aren't a real man. I guess that makes you especially boyish.


Well, I'll make an exception for Utsuho, but you'd still be on the short side for a man.

>>14153822

Just as well I have a thing for tall girls/height disparity.

>>14153822
I am Yuyuko and Sanny's height.

>>14151443
That's not how background flashbacks work.

>>14153165
>however many later games in the series take place near their release dates, but certainly not on them.
Yeah, I know, I said "almost" if you didn't notice.
>Some later works and statements may imply they took place significantly later than their release dates.
This only applies to EoSD and PCB.
>Reimu would be like 28 years old if it was that parallel.
And this is unrealistic how?
>You have to take into account she wasn't born resolving incidents already.
While PC-98 does throw things out of whack significantly, things do work out fine if you just ignore it (which is what I do in timeline arguments). You could just assume EoSD was her first incident and she was, I don't know, fifteen or something.

>>14152197
MAYBE she is becoming more youkai-like inadvertently... but she certainly isn't trying to become a youkai.

We know what sort of magic needs to be practiced in order to become a youkai magician: we know this because of Alice. (see Perfect Memento in Strict Sense - it's "abandon food" magic).
Marisa approaches magic in a different way. Despite outward appearances of laziness and theft, she is a hard worker through strict study and rigor when it comes to magic. She doesn't take shortcuts. Becoming a youkai doesn't fit her personality... and she'd actually know how to avoid it.
Kosuzu's fatal character flaw is that she has lots of ability and curiosity, but no discipline or self-control. Saying that Marisa will end up on the same path because "they both read books" is missing the point of FS entirely.

>>14155029
>While PC-98 does throw things out of whack significantly, things do work out fine if you just ignore it (which is what I do in timeline arguments).
The PC-98 games didn't follow any kind of timeline. In fact, back in the PC-98 days ZUN said something like "People call my works the 'Touhou series' but they're not meant to follow on from each other - they're completely separate games that just happen to reuse some character designs".

>>14153756
I'm as tall as China!

>>14155986
Meiling is a jungle gym!

>>14148561
Rinnosuke is a big guy

>>14155986
>171cm manlet
>Tall
When will you ever learn?

>>14159318

>>14155029
>While PC-98 does throw things out of whack significantly, things do work out fine if you just ignore it (which is what I do in timeline arguments). You could just assume EoSD was her first incident and she was, I don't know, fifteen or something.
Yuuka's PoFV story implies Reimu once stopped her before, which throws that dumbshit you said out the window. There's also Reimu lack of remembering Alice in PCB gag referrencing MS's EX stage dialogue where the same thing happened.

midgets, when will they learn?

>>14153756
Only Okuu and Yukari are taller than me.

>>14153756
I always thought Aya was short but looked tall because of her ridiculous shoes.

Rinnosuke can get a blowjob from Marisa while he stands!

Ages in Touhou don't matter. The human protagonists will never be anything but vaguely young/teenage precisely because nobody wants to see old, wrinkly, late 20s christmas cake with saggy tits and dried up womb Reimu solving incidents.

>>14155038
This right here. Just as Mokou is still technically a human despite being immortal in a regenerative sense, achieving biological or even true immortality does not necessarily strip one of their humanity. The criteria for that is apparently fairly specific, and deals not with removing actual human need, but the loss of the appetites that derive from them, such as hunger.

>>14153756
>I'm Okuu's size

BOW BEFORE ME

>>14153756
You all know these sizes are bullshit, right? I mean, no Asian can be that tall except if you've been feeding hormones.

>>14167363
I do

>>14172451
>>14166969
>>14153979
M A N L E T S
Why is everyone on /jp/ so short?

>>14153756
>RL 170cm

Looks like most of the Youkai have me beat.

>>14153756
>168 cm
Most Touhous are taller than me
Luckily that's my fetish

>>14176054
because we are not basketball players

>>14176054
>calling anons that claim to be 187cm short

Looks to me like a manlet posting

>>14177050
208cm.
Sorry you're so short, manlet.

>>14177168
That's freakishly fucking tall, anon. I'm 203 and even that is massive.

At 190 cm, I'm taller than every single female character in Touhou. Where da bitches at?

>>14177182

>>14153756
Tfw shorter than youmu

>>14177168
You're just a disgustingly tall aberration, not a healthy and fit alpha male. Deal with it.

>>14153756
ZUN said himself the height range of the touhou characters are between a 10-14 year old japanese girl

ignored

I'm 181cm, I'm happy Okuu is taller than me.

>>14177455
are you a girl?

>>14153756
You know how in math class they always said to look at your answer and see if it made sense in context? Like how if you were solving for the height of a lamp post using the Pythagorean Theorem it wouldn't make sense if it was only a meter tall? This is one of those times.

>>14153756
I'm Aya's height and that makes me happy.

>>14184186
What exactly are you trying to say?

>>14184186
>these numbers don't coincide with my headcanon, thus they must be impossible

>>14153756
What did they use as a reference?

>>14184186
Holy shit, no one has ever told me this. That makes so much sense, but I never thought of Math in that way.

Though Math seems pretty subjective and illogical compared to the Humanities, so it may just be something you understand or don't.

>>14148561
I want to pick marisa up and throw her

>>14185294
>Though Math seems pretty subjective and illogical compared to the Humanities
I'm not sure how a statement can be this wrong

>>14185395
Anon, sarcasm. It was some shittily-delivered sarcasm, but it was sarcasm.

>>14185279
Head cannon.

>>14185279
My dick.

>>14186477
Well I guess it makes sense to use something tiny as a point of reference, you can get more exact result that way.

>>14148683
Does being "too old to play danmaku" mean her pregnant belly will get in the way?

>>14153756
>one cm above Utsuho
HAHAHAHA EAT MY DICK

I'm 5'6. I want tall 2hu's to tease me.

>>14185294
You learn that when solving for 2D systems of equations in algebra I think where if the answer is the same as the other one it's obviously wrong