/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14147855
Maids are love.

>>14147855
>You will never be in love with your scientist colleague who later turns into a monster girl
>You will never end up banging a robot in your grief when you thought she was dead this whole time

>>14147855
Whoa, is that a jubjub? It's the first time I see that picture

You may now resume the previous thread's shitstorms.

>>14147855
You ruined my sniping attempt
Still, wifeslime is best slime

I'm ready for this one to be better than the last!

>>14147855
Damn, and to think I'm listening to Revelators theme right now.
>>14147862
It's Elphelt from Guilty Gear Xrd as a Jubjub.

>>14147866
You're joking?

Where is less I miss him.

I want him to draw cute porn of his alp. It's not like he's working on commissions or anything.

>>14147866
We're still on the weekend so don't count with it.

>>14147865

Agreed.

Pink slime is also nice.

>>14147846
I think he's implying that you just pass out.

Which MG do you want to dominate the most and for what reason?

>>14147884
Anon because he's a faggot.

>>14147884
Fuck off is too soon for this shit again.

>>14147865
o-oh

I guess I won't do it when this thread dies then, sorry

>>14147874
I'd fuck that demon alp thing

>>14147874
Are you his stalker?

>>14147884
Well, I'm not going to lie, I would like to be coiled around a Shirohebi.
They're beautiful girls.

>>14147636
Monsters generally being more into scents and smelling, casually sniffing their males as an ordinary and universal occurrence would be so hot.
>aftersex time with your Mantis wife
>she's lying on you slightly lower, her antennae touching and tickling your shoulders and neck while she buries her face into your chest for some slow, sensual sniffing
>she's been doing this quite frequently
>"Hey, not like it bothers me in the least, but I've always wondered... Aren't your antennae alone supposed to provide all the smelling you want? I've read somewhere they're extraordinarily sensitive, like you know, something to envy"
>"They are. And they do. But it's different. It won't give me what I want now. The scents... they feel distant. I can notice them, learn things from them, but they remain... outside. But yours... I crave it, I need to absorb it, let it fill me... And human nose is quite better for that..."

>>14147887
Domming MGs is allowed. Cry elsewhere.

>>14147891
Not sure I understand.

Reminder to not reply.

I want a monstergirl to say she loves me

>>14147898
You know, Shirohebis are cute.

>You will never have a slightly yandere kikikeep you trapped in a corner with a cicada block and tell you bad jokes while being oblivious to your cowering.

>>14147861
Are you okay with some French bishie motherfucker banging your offspring?

>>14147884
Hellhound because they represent everything that warrants breaking.
Dark Priest because I have a nun fetish and I sort of always wanted to paddle someone with an oversized crucifix.
Minotaur because I want to wrestle a pissed off cow.
Titania because she's sweet.

>>14147898
No it's not, silly anon.

>>14147901
You and me both.

Who am I kidding? I'd probably end up screwing things up anyway...

>>14147904

Good.

>>14147908
That's some damn good taste brother.

>>14147898
>>14147909
You both need to take this petty argument elsewhere.
No need to bring old thread stuff up again.

>>14147884
>>14147898
Get the fuck out nigger

>>14147905
She's like 5 years old, you sick fuck.

How would the Wonderland version of your waifu act?

>>14147918
Cry more.

>>14147920
That body sure isn't.

>>14147921
What if my waifu is from Wonderland?

>>14147884
Hellhound because it makes people mad.

>>14147921
I'm not sure I want to know, if I'm being honest. I don't think her experiments can get any lewder, anyway.

>"Hey kid, wanna 'Kero Kero'?"

>>14147921
>Alp

"Off with my maidenhead.

>>14147921
>Purple skinned, black sclera-lookin bitch
>Metal trappings everywhere
>Slightly yandere
>Will make the entire world hers for you
>Oh, and is also Wonderland now
Hoo boy.

>>14147915
You need to stop thinking you can tell me what to do. Said it last thread, I've had enough of your shit, maledom is as much part of MGE as femdom and no one is going to stop me discussing it.

>>14147934
Boy I can't wait for you to stop talking about your precious maledom for like a month then come back crying more bitch tears.

>>14147931
I-is that thing going up my butt?

>>14147912
Thank you. Who do you like?

Would you newfags kindly learn to delete your reaction images? This is some bullshit running out of images like the last few threads.

There's about enough for one image every ten posts.

>>14147934
...only that you kept false-flagging from both sides while whining how oppressed you are by the big meaniefaced femdomfags?

>>14147931
No, only Mofu Mofu. Gotta get my fix man.

>>14147942
OK!

>>14147940
Down your throat, fuckboi.

>>14147934
Cool, there's no need to shitpost about "nobody likes muh maledom" then.
No need for arguments again is all I'm saying.

>>14147925
>You'll never be a dark spirit who's still capable of doing good when the time calls for it, at the cost of having to work together with a nagging, overly friendly pure feminine spirit

>>14147934
Are you new? Normally when a new thread starts people try to stop and start again so we can have peace for a while. Instead of that you're trying to continue the shitfest we had at the end of the last thread.

Would you?

>>14147865
Agreed.
Not nearly enough stories about her, though.

>>14147939
k

>>14147954
What a depraved Monoeye.

>>14147954
Damn straight.

>>14147921
Did Carroll ever have any caricatures of power-hungry merchants or Asians in his stories?
Because I'd think a Tanuki would either look like the Monopoly man or a Victorian era oriental parody.
Wacky recolor mandatory.

>>14147947
As long as she cuddles me and makes me some tea with honey for my throat I am 100% down for that. If she does it often enough my gag reflex will go away, right?

>>14147933
>More purple
>Even more yandere than before
>Metal trappings are now fancy metal trappings
>Will overthrow the Queen of Hearts and put you at the top
>Also, More Purple

>>14147954
Would she accept cuddle-healing while sharing earbuds looping the works of Brian Eno?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LDIDuGbZSk

>>14147943
>>14147948
Except I'm not saltman.
>yes you are lel

Whatever you say. I'm not even the guy who posted >>14147884 though I did answer >>14147908. Notice how no one is bitching but you?

>>14147950
I'm going to have fun here and no one is getting in my way is what I am. Now drop it.

>>14147947

That really doesn't sound appealing.

I do not find choking sexy.

>>14147971
Again, all I'm saying is, let's try to have a normal shitposting-free thread, right?
We can do that, right?

>>14147954
I'd use the condoms while fucking her mouth.

>>14147855
praise Jubjub!

>>14147971
>and no one is getting in my way is what I am
Be careful people we have a tough guy here

>>14147941
All those you mentioned with the exception of minotaur. I also like Anubis and Manticore quite a bit, and an Apophis would be fun.

>>14147971
Not any of them, there's a couple people that will call you salty or saltman if you say anything negative about whatever stupid idea they have. Saltman is a false boogieman as almost everyone here has something or another that they dislike.

That being said, there is a guy that's gone on for months about "why does nobody like my maledom" who is a tremendous fag. Maledom stories don't even get hated here, but pushing a particular taste on other people always starts a shitstorm.

Personally, I find this new use of salty to be extremely retarded. Thank god it will be forgotten in a few years like 80's slang such as radical and 90's like extreme.

>>14147954
Of course. Why wouldn't I?

>>14147975
No, we can't, here you are bitching at me already over fucking nothing, and it will happen again when something else comes up, Be it collars, princess carrying, being a slut, not being a slut, beating the MG, submitting to the MG, or a misconstrued post that someone will take advantage off to cause a shitstorm. Now unless you want to talk about maledom or just MGs doing cute things, stop talking to me.

What Monster Girl do you like seeing art? What Monster Girl art are you hoping for more of? Anything you'd like to say about Monster Girl art?

>>14147995
You realize I was quoting you and >>14147909 at the same time, right?

>>14147995
>Overplaying your hand
Now here's someone who shouldn't go to Vegas.

>>14147949
Sounds cute.
I should really think of starting up a Dizzy subfolder in my Arcsys folder.

>>14147996
I wish I had the money to commission an artist to illustrate my writing.

>>14147995
You're totally a newfag, aren't you.

>>14147988
I know who he is, I've told him to buck a few times until I realized what he was doing. Him being here doesn't change anything for me however. This thread runs on hate, not like I'm not used to it.

>>14148002
He kinda sounds like it. But then I bet this guy is too >>14148000 with his images every reply.

>>14147996
>What Monster Girl do you like seeing art?
Harpies, undead, and succubi.
>What Monster Girl art are you hoping for more of?
Werebats, other Undead and potentially Wendigos.
>Anything you'd like to say about Monster Girl art?
I save pictures to my MG folders every day. I can't stop.

>>14148001
For $50 and under you could get pretty good art from Magnifire, Daikazou, and Luthernial.

>>14148005
Nigger I've been here since /a/.

>>14148012
>>I can't stop.
>tfw I've been pausing MonMusu every like 30 seconds to screencap yet another pic of Miia or whatever girl doing something cute
>For 5 episodes so far
What am I doing with my life.

Would your waifu try to find a way to get you back if you became a zombie? Would she be brave enough to put you down if it was irreversible?

snow jubs

>>14147884
I want to take over an Amazon village and be warchief.

>>14148020
I want to fondle those chocolate marshmellows.

>>14148017
Speaking of the crabman, his birthday's coming up in December.
I want to do something in celebration, in support of him and the anime doing well, even if it's a small letter or something.

>>14148021
Please use the Hellhounds to shitpost and let the Amazons alone.

>>14148020
>A Rival Hath Appeared!
>What will our Yeti Heroine do to combat this lewd foe?!

>>14148019
Of course she would.

>That spoiler
>Not riding this bad end all the way through
>Not keeping me alive and chained up in a room, coming in to feed me and care for my braindead ass while keeping up a smile and trying her hardest to act like nothing is wrong with that

>>14148019
She should've hacked off my limb first?

I don't know, I just prefer muh magical MGE waifu Zambies instead of shit you see in western media.

>>14148025
No shitposting period would be better.

>>14148024
Nigga that's how MGU got on KC's "Creeper" list.

What you wanna do is send him some nice Fanart in particular honor of his B-Day.

>>14148032
As if that would happen.

>>14148025
Here's your reply buddy. Don't spend it all at once now ya'hear?

>>14148033
Didn't they add stuff that involved calling him a shitty Jap and the like?

>>14148026
>Can Yeti take on this new, mysterious foe?
>Will Yukrillin-Onna ever stop dying to low power level enemies?
>Find out next time on Monster Ball Z!

>>14147996

I'd like to see more Kejourou art in general.

>>14148001
>Paying artists
Fuck that. I wish I had the talent to draw.

>>14148044
Yes, after recent events I need to see a Kejourou pleasuring herself with anal toys.

>>14148039
My reply for what?

>>14148033
>Nigga that's how MGU got on KC's "Creeper" list.
They got on KC's bad list not because they sent him a birthday card, but because they sent him death threats in the guise of a birthday card.

Besides, Okayado likes hearing support from fans, I hear.

If my moonrunes are good enough, I could simply say "Congrats, and oh here's you as a hermit crab I drew or some shit". Even that might be fine.

>>14148037
It can if people just...don't shitpost.
Talk about monstergirls they like without talking about "Xdomfags are terrible people" and so on.

>>14147996
>Like seeing art for
Holst, snow girls, Anubis
>Need more art
Nightmare, lich, wyvern, mantis
>Comments
We need more people who will just sit down and do a little doodle. Full-on mono streams of a zinogre in a wedding dress are nice, but I like the little sketches, too

>>14148052
Not possible.

REMEMBER TO WATCH OUT FOR KIKIMORI FLAMING OUR THREAD!

>>14148052
Look at this reasonablefag. Can you just go one thread without fucking reasonposting? Christ, these terrible people are the cancer killing the threads.

>>14147996
Lich.
Lich.
We can always use more art of the undead girls.

>>14148063
That's adorable.

>>14148061
That just sounds like an excuse to shitpost.
Or at the very least, having a fatalist attitude shouldn't be an excuse to let others do it.

>>14148062
>We need more people who will just sit down and do a little doodle.
I agree, I love cutesy doodles.

>>14148066
I'll just go back to liking my Devil Bugs and Matangoes, then.

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN KIIMORA FEET TO ME:

are they shaped like shoes, are they human, or are they like harpy feet?

pls respond.

>>14148074
Typical fucking reasonfags, not prolonging arguments.

>>14148078
Liking them got-damn matangos and shit.
Gross.

>>14148077
Harpy feet shaped into fuckme heels. For some reason.

>>14148077
They're harpy feet evolved to form in the shape of a shoe. To fit the maid mindset.

>>14148062
I like your tastes anon. I like 'em a lot.

>>14147996
>Like seeing art?
Anubis, Lich, Mantis, Dragons, Nightmare.
>Hoping for more of?
All of the above. Anubis least of all though. I may love her to death, but I'll admit some people are right, she has plenty. Would love to see more, but others come first. Also other undead, Ghoul in particular, and Gnome.

>>14148083
>>14148084
are they prehensile or anything or is it like one monolithic toe heel thing like gross-ass Chinese feet binding?

>>14148089
Well, that's a mystery I don't think will never get solved.

>>14147884
Shirohebi and Ogre.

>>14148020
It irks me that all the winter girls are either brown or blue. I don't hate those monsters, but it's weird that the obvious "snow white skin" choice doesn't get used at all.

>>14148020
>that 0/0/255 blue on the talons
>that much brown on a snow monster
I want to like it, but I can't.

>>14148089
Looks like it's two toes and a hind toe formed into shoe and heel.

>>14147996
>Like seeing
Yeti
>More of
This depends. As a general rule, I would love to see more of Yetis, loli Ushis, Lich, and Ghouls. Especially with Lich though, we don't need anymore of a certain kind that faggot wanted.
>Comments
Not really. I tend to ignore most art anyway, so feel free to disregard my opinion.

>>14148062
>We need more people who will just sit down and do a little doodle.
Agreed. That's something I really like about the lawyer guy. Simple sketches for ideas while he probably works.

>>14148097
>That much brown on a snow monster
The original snow monster was just a s brown. What's wrong with it?

>>14148094
Snow reflects sun, tans skin

That's why eskimos are always brown skin

>>14148097
Are you Fi?

>>14148102
That's pretty light for a brown, it would probably look less brown without the fluff to compare to.

>>14148105
Who?

I don't like this thread.

>>14147996
I like seeing more lamia girls get art.
Among the girls that need more art, though, I'd say:
>Merrow
>Ghoul
>Wurm
>Thunderbird
>Jinko We talk about her a lot, but she doesn't have a lot of art.
>Kejourou
>Apsara
>Kakuen
>And Jiangshi. She needs more art too.
So there's that.
Even as a person who loves lamia art to death, I feel / know that I need to start holding back on Apophis art and try and get other girls art

>>14148103
This guy's right. You can get a sunburn in winter if it's bright out. It's not the heat that makes you crispy, it's the UV rays, and snow acts like a giant reflector in the right conditions.

I want date a beekeeper Gazer and tell her that beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

>>14148118
Wurm already has a substantial amount of art.

>>14148113
Do you feel in charge?

Are the last 1000 replies of the last thread worth cheking out?

>>14148118
Wait, are you the guy who gets Apophis art commissioned? The ones where the Apophis is looking down at the viewer in various outfits, from Winter Time to Business Suit?

>>14148122
You aren't fooling anyone Charon-chan. Go back in your hole.

>>14148112
>Who?

>>14148113
No.

>>14148123
Good point, actually.
Forget I said that. I didn't say anything.

>>14148126
Those two I didn't commission. But I like them.

>>14148103
Yeah, but you figure mamano mana would stop the tanning and keep the skin pale, so it'd be easier to sneak up on potential husbands. Half naked brown girl in the middle of a field of white is going to stand out, and make it easier for the men to run. Yetis would be okay because they're not the raping kind, but snow jubjubs would need the camouflage.

>>14148125
no

>>14148125
Ehhhhh... Probably not.

>>14148062
I agree with you anon. On everything.

>>14148134
So you're the guy who commissions the Apophis with the ponytail reading a book and all?

>>14148135
cuteness trumps functionality

>>14148144
>Implying pale skin can't be cute too

Subs are cucks
Doms are fags

>>14148142
I asked for the monorus one, but actually, that other guy commissioned a lot of grapesnake pics.
Now that I think about it, he's really fucking cool.

>>14148131
Oh, my first thought was getting accused of being some tripfag.
It's pretty clear when someone says "fuck it" moves a slider all the way up, it starts to hurt when you look at it.

>>14148151
do not reply, only report

>>14147996
>What Monster Girl do you like seeing art?
centaurs (all subtypes), oni, succubi, wolfgirls
>What Monster Girl art are you hoping for more of?
bicorn, gandharva
>Anything you'd like to say about Monster Girl art?
i love huge tits and thank you Monster Girl artists.

>>14148151
Tewi a shit

I hate the way Monorus draws faces
He's not a bad artist by any means, but his faces are always "off"

>>14148131
SUCH A LUST FOR A SWORD

>>14148182
Loli Fi is a cutie pie.

>>14148186
WHOOOOOOO

>>14147996
Like like lizardgirls and salamanders, I want to see ore art of those

>>14148188
Yee

>>14148048

I want to see more art of them in every circumstance. Using their hair for mundane things like turning the page in a book, stirring a pot of soup, etc., lewd stuff, cutesy stuff with their husband and/or daughter.

everything!

>>14148182
You going to say no to that?

>>14148180
Kind of hit-and-miss, really. They can be good, but the odder expressions tend to look a little wonky.

>>14148204
Still absolute perfection in my eyes.

So, what are you guys hoping for on Wednesday? I'm wanting a new scaled monster, it's been a long time since we've gotten a new one of those.

>>14148201
>Deviantart
>tumblr
Still cute though.

>>14148202
God dammit.

>>14148213
>2015
>Hoping for good things
>Hoping for anything
>Having hope

>>14148213
Loli dragon

>>14148213
I guess we're getting something nobody expects again.

>>14148211
That Anubis is probably one of his better faces. This one always looked weird to me, though.

{spoiler}You know what I just realized is wrong with this picture? She has no tummy '!'s.[/spoiler]

>>14148211

Still wanting the full size.

I have half a mind to commission an anubis daki from him myself and share it just to spite that anon.

But that will have to wait since I want to commission other monster dakis first.

>Be Bishie
>Get kidnapped, bound, and gagged by a Ushi-Oni, Hellhound, and Jabberwock
>Tied up to the ceiling, they all hungerly stare you down
>Last resort before they rape you
>"Woah"
>They pause
>"You could all gangrape me and steal my virginity, but wouldn't you like something better?"
>They're listening
>"I'll tell you a secret. I'm a magical bishounen, and if you get me down from here I'll grant you all your wishes."
>"For you, an x-ray machine, For you, crab cakes."
>"How about sun screen, Pants that fit, Jabberwock, karate lessons?"
>"A dill pickle, For you, aerosol cheese, Transistor radio."
>"For you, an uncomfortable silence."
>"..."
>"How about an extra thumb, For you, a hairless cat, Beard tonic, Premium cable, A scuba tank, 24 hour surveillance, Calamine lotion, A rubber ducky, Vigilante justice, A keyboard guitar, A singing bacherlorette pad, Comfortable walking shoes, A pet cobra, A road map, Cornrows, A pockerchief, The skulls of the vanquished."
>"Cheerleaders, business cards, free oil changes for life."
>"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
>"A heated pool, an amicable divorce, custody of the kids, a saddam daville, bionic feet, microphone skills, maid service, for you... A restraining order."
>"The electoral vote, the heavyweight title, bunny slippers, a good attorney, a short sleeve tuxedo, for you an electronic turkey baster, a pistol and one bullet, for you how about a baked potato?"
>"Just get me down and it's all yours. Come on, come on."
>The Monster Girls all decide to get you down, moved by your words.
>"Just so we're clear ladies, I'm not magical."
>With that you dart out of the cave, leaving them dumbfounded
>"GIDDY YUP GIDDY YUP! THAT WAS ACTING LADIES"

Would fighting against the world for the sake of your waifu even be worth it if by the time you were reunited, you'd be a broken shell of a man who's seen too much?

>>14148202
Damn straight I'll say no. Midna's way better. Shortstack form with hips for days, sexy human form, and a much more enjoyable personality (read: actually has a personality).

>>14148221
You suck

>>14148224

Yes, that's where the healing begins.

I have a huge healing fetish, but I need to be broken before I can indulge in it.

>>14148221
What the fuck did I just read?

>>14148221
Why was he on the ceiling? Other than that
>making a fool of monstergirls
I like it.

>>14148221
That's really talented acting, to be able to talk through a gag.

>>14148229
>midna

Best girl is Malon.

>>14148221
Hey, that's good, I like it. Continue.

Would you be able to stay with your monster waifu if she turned back into her true monster form but retained her mind and personality?

Lets say she understands that sex might no longer be desirable or even possible in her new form.

>>14148245
I hate to break it to you, anon, but I never played all the way through OoT. Didn't play it on the N64, only played part of it on the GameCube re-release.And I've never even touched Majora's Mask

>>14148229
They made Fi pretty sassy in HW though.

>>14148255

That's nothing, I've never even owned a Nintendo console.

I grew up playing an Atari 2600 in the 90s.

>>14148245
Holstaur Malon when?
Nereid Ruto when?

>>14148255
Go play it
Now
You get to marry a fish princess

>>14148253

Yeah. She wouldn't really be different anyway.

>>14148253
Would returning her back to normal be possible? The mental strain and suffering her going back to her old form would have on both of us would be excruciating.

>>14148253
People without an amorphous waifu BTFO

>>14148269

What is she? A succubus? Elf? There are a few that wouldn't undergo any changes anyways.

>>14148253
I'd try to restore her to normal.
Because reasons.

>>14148253
>Undead
I think it's more or less the same.

>>14148275

Kejourou.

>>14148263
>Holstaur Malon when?
Matsu-Sensei already took care of that.
But since it's a bit too BE even for for me, I'll just post a cowgirl Malon pic someone else drew.

>>14148253
>Raised alongside a Wyvern
>Enroll in the academy together
>Eventually best her and become her bonded partner
>Go the same path of many other Dragoons & consummate your bond
>Go on many adventures for justice together
>One night, wake up to her screams
>She's writhing in pain next to you
>Her limbs start to grow out
>Scales break through her skin
>Feminine features fade away
>Face melts into a maw of sharp teeth
>Her thrashing is destroying the room
>By the time she stops, several walls are gone
>You look her over & realize she's reverted to her original dragon form
>The stress & shock causes you both to black out
>The next day you go into town and hear the news
>Some madman managed to kill the Demon Lord & break her spell
>Return home, tell her the news
>You both huddle together and cry for a while, or she does the best she can
>Time passes, the two of you try to settle back into a 'normal' routine
>She's still in there, the same girl you fell in love with, just different
>You still adventure, and you treat her the same as much as possible
>She puts on a happy smile, trying to make the best of it
>But every now and then, you see something in her eyes
>A deep, unending sadness
>Both of you know things will never be the same again
>You'll never hold each other again, you will never be able to be together again
>There are nights where you wake up and hear her crying
>You sit with her, wipe the tears from both of your eyes
>No matter what, you'll always be there for her
>No matter what, she's still the girl you love

>>14147996
I don't know if I'm looking in the wrong places but I can't find a lot of art of lamias and other variations of snake girls.

And sharks. Those too.

>>14148253
>Lich
Nothing that some basic magic can't fix.

>>14148125
Here, I made this just for you.

Here, have a laugh on me tonight.

>>14148221
>Bishie
Weeb Scheiße. Dropped.

>>14148331
You disappoint me.

>>14148219
>This one always looked weird to me
That's deliberate.
It's supposed to be nervous and shaky, contrasting the matching pout.
Oh god you're right...

>>14148220
>Spoiler2
Like?

>>14148329
We should make a bingo with this.
>>14148331
Una muy linda señorita.

>>14148308
Little bit stupid because of MGE redundancy disclaimers...

But fuck 'em. This is good suffering.

>>14148329
>Has an incredibly low self esteem
>Goes on the threads to shitpost all day
Well, don't know what I expected.

>>14148339
>disappoint
But it's fiesta time, don't be disappointed.

>>14148331
>>14148339
HELP I'M BEING RAPED BY SOMEONE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND

>>14148339
I'd let her suck my goat that sounded much better in my head

>>14148253
>Wurm
Fuck yeah I would, I'd ride her around and deck out my little corner of our cave

>>14148342

Dragon and/or wurm.

>>14148253
I wouldn't mind letting a white snake live in my butt for a little.

We need more art of Kakuen!

Year of the Monkey is on the horizon!

>>14148253
>Alp

Man I'm so glad I picked a waifu that can shapeshift, this barely affects her at all.

>>14148396
I want a pygmy Kakuen to cling to my back during a thunderstorm.

>>14148253
>Ren Xiogmao
Worst case scenario is that she becomes a furry. Not a good thing, but it could have been worse.

>>14148253
Zipangu waifus cheat this.
A bakedanuki is still a good waifu.
Hell, I'd still take https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/b82d777fe2f97b5f67f905489391e701.png
if that's what it came down to, as long as she could still talk.

>run through Wonderland from what can only end in a life-long undesired marriage
>stumble into Humpties' laying nest
http://w.webms.org/m/QOGhEKW6.webm

>>14148396
Are you saying that next year we can monkey around?

>>14148253
What the fuck does a dormouse turn back into?

These Humpty Dumpty eggs are getting more and more ruthless

>>14148412
A very sleepy furry.

>>14148418

Also very tiny I think.

>>14148418
Not a talking pocket mouse? Dang. Well, at least she won't die within the year due to reduced lifespan.

TFT is making a poll for Halloween with scary monstergirls, the winner gets a full size commission done, but here is the good part, I can rig it. Now I really like Hellhound and Lich but they have way too much art already, so who should be the winner? I'll closed it in ten.
http://strawpoll.me/5591825

>>14148423
>Well, at least she won't die within the year due to reduced lifespan.

>All the waifus who have short lie spans in their original form die, leaving their husbands
>Year or two later
>"Hey guys, you can have your waifus back, I managed to fix the old demon lord's spell."
>Waifu already ded
and then I caled animal controll

>>14148427
GHOUL

>>14148253
Succubi turn back into the worst monsters of all.
human women

>>14148427

No ghosts?

>>14148308
>not at least revenging upon said madman
Suffer.

>>14148427
Well, I know wight is gonna blow it all out but I'm gonna vote ghoul anyways. I love them and they're way underappreciated.

>>14148434
Mythological succubi are demons though

>>14148427
I adore wight, but Ghoul just does not have enough art.

>>14148439
>Wight is gonna blow it all out
>a single vote
>while Ghoul is winning with seven
Medium kek

>>14148430
I don't want to suffer like this. Everyone getting their waifus back while I gave mine a burial. It'd be years before I'd even be receptive to MG assisted healing. From a wendigo wrapped up so tight in scarves she can't see in front of her.

>>14148427
>people actually voting for vampires, as if they don't have enough art

>>14148443
Agreed. I think KC's Jiangshi has the sexiest design, but Ghoul is at Jinn of the Jar and Tentacle tier for lack of art.

I'm going to sneak up on sleeping chubby tanukis and doodle on their bellies and faces!

>>14148339
>use her horns as handlebars as you plow her
>you put two fingers into her mouth which she sucks on lightly bites with her fangs
>while doing both of these things, you also lean over her and nibble on an ear

she is cute, but I swear if she has a mexican accent it'd be a total boner killer. She better be a texas chupacabra with a texan accent.

>>14148447
>so sad
shes just an animal dude :^D

>>14148427
This won't end up having a dick, roight?

>>14148427
Why do you bother posting about Bob's gay cult here?

>>14148455
>a texas chupacabra with a texan accent.
My nigga.
Would she be a big girl?

>>14148455
>Wanting the voice of a redneck republican over a sensual Spanish accent
You've been listening to too many spics and Home Depot Mexicans. A good Spanish accent is sexy as hell.

>>14148462
He is sabotaging their poll

Ghoul it is. Thank you for voting.

>>14148472
Will she roll her R's sexily for me?

>>14148445
I made an assumption based on the relative frequency each gets mentioned. I assumed wrong.

>>14148472
>Wanting "eeey essay u wanna taco?" over a refined southern belle
A good Southern accent is charming as hell.

>>14148467
what do you mean by this, I can't tell your angle.

I assume you're making a joke about every thing being bigger in texas but I don't know if you mean "big" in the sense that she'd be fat or fit.

are you insulting Texas because of it's high obesity rates caused by all the fat mexicans or what?

if you mean big as in fit/tall/slightly muscled than, yeah, that'd be awesome

>>14148485
>>14148477
>>14148472
Mexicans don't have a "good spanish accent" fuck have you people actually been in mexico or the southwest? It's terrible they all sound like shit.

>>14148488
You were just supposed to say "For you" you know

>>14148488
>every thing being bigger in texas
This and the spoiler.
Though the fatties here deserve all the insults.

>>14148493
o-oh.

>>14148485
>Chupacabra sounding like anything other than a mexican

>>14148472
There is so much wrong with this, but let's go with the easy bits.

Home Depot Mexicans are the Mexican accent. Somebody would go Castillian if they wanted proper classy Spanish. Chupatitties aren't Mexican anyway. They're Costa Rican.

And a cultured southern lady with a bit of a drawl is pretty damn tops.

>>14148472
There is a such thing as a good Spanish accent, but Mexican Spanish isn't it. Isn't their dialect sometimes poked fun at not only for frequent use of diminutives but also sounding slurred as all fuck?

>>14148498
>Costa Rican monster
>Mexican

>>14148500
>Castillian ... classy Spanish
>lispy staccato
Nigga pls, at least the Argies have some nice Italian influence.

Canadian accents.

>>14148498
>>14148500
you're both wrong, it's an extremely recent phenomenon that was first reported and still mainly documented in Puerto Rico around 20 years ago.

There is nothing distinctly Mexican about it. The reports coming from outside of Puerto Rico come from all over mexico and the american southwest.

>>14148507
Eh?

>>14148505
Complain to the people that made it the international Spanish standard.

>>14148507
They're shit.

>>14148488
>Every thing being bigger in texas
For some reason I imagined a Holstaurus with a stereotypical cowgirl accent and an hourglass figure saying "C'mon city boy! Everything's bigger in Texas!" While thrusting her larger than average chest out.

Confident girls and accents. Two of my fetishes in one.

>>14148517
Fuckin' Mega-Hoslts man.

So instead of Mega-Milk.jpg, do holstaurus have Omega-Milk.jpg?

Would Wonderland girls have British accents?

>>14148507
Australian accents > New Zealand accents = UK accents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> American accents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Canadian accents
>>14148527
All cheshires have cockney accents

>>14148527
You do know Cheshire is a place, right?

>>14148517
>Boistrous cowgirl Holst that's well endowed even by her species' standards
I need art of this. Daisy Duke top or bikini top?

>>14148530
>UK accents
>Anywhere above trash tier

Also
>Splitting Oz and Kiwi accents

You must be an Aussie then.

>>14148517
>>14148455
I want to take one to the Alamo and then have a romantic dinner on the Riverwalk ;_;

>>14148530
Fucking bogans, I'll tell you hwat! I bet your waifu is a giant spider, too!

>>14148544
Das a large head mate.

I want to shit on a Chesire's lunch

>>14148537
Those places are way overpriced. Better to get something at the bazaar and then have a romantic walk down the riverwalk.

>>14148550
It's like you never want to eat another clean meal again.

>>14148550
Shitting on a guy's dick sounds pretty gay

Speaking of Chesires, when will we get to see more of Ms. Butts?

>>14148562
Who?

>>14148573
Ms. Butts, every Anon's favorite auntie. You've never met her? Sounds like someone wants to meet her face to face.

>>14148552
You go to the Riverwalk to eat on special occasions, this'd one of them.

I think I'd take her to Fogo de Chao, especially if she was a Chupacabra, I'd be she'd love that.

Last time I ate dinner on the riverwalk with my family at some italian restaurant, Some old lady had a stroke, vomited soup all over her table, and then her family panicked and started screaming, then an ambulance team had to come in and get her on a stretcher and it was a huge issue because she was unresponsive and they had problems getting the stretcher to get into the restaurant. The waiters had to move a bunch of tables and people had to get up and stop eating so that their table could be moved. Dinner was ruined for a lot of people.

>>14148586
I don't know, I heard she's kind of an ass.

>>14148532
Definitely wearing Daisy Dukes, probably a Daisy duke top too.

>>14148590
>One of those Brazillian steak chains
The very definition of overpriced. I went to the one in my city and once was enough. But then I really hate the bistro culture around here.

>Monster Girls become real
>everyone here gets a perfect MG waifu and we're all happy
>it turns out it's actually the ruse, the end times and monster girls are actually demons created by the anti-christ
>his goal was to destabilize human relationships and society and demolish traditions
>we all get sent to hell

>>14148603
Was it a Fogo de Chao? The price and quality are great, or at least here they are.

>>14148606
>we all get sent to hell
So in the end nothing changes but we got some hot monster poon first? Sounds okay to me. I mean,maybe a different CIRCLE of hell, but really.

>>14148606
Nah man. The devil tempts you with earthly pleasures and stuff. You don't get sent to hell for true love. Unless you sold your eternal soul to bring your waifu to this world. You wouldn't do that would you, anon?

>>14148606

Better to reign in hell, then serve in heaven.

>>14148606
What about alps? Were they really traitors that were in on the plan for some minute comforts like having to torture people for eternity instead of being tortured?

>>14148608
Pretty sure that was it. The food was good but it was $80 a head, and that's ridiculous.

NOW I WANT CHURRASCO, GOD DAMMIT. I'M POOR AND IT'S 3AM, THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GET ANY.

>>14148606
Is there a problem? At least I'll be able to experience true love before being sent to hell. On my part, at least.

>>14148530
>Australian accents
>Better than anything else
Ha hah haha ha ha haaa. Nnawh yee, gis a durry ey cuz?

>>14148610
>You wouldn't do that would you, anon?
>implying I wouldn't marry Satan-chan in a heartbeat
Anon pls.

>>14148623
We're talking about food and selling our souls for waifus now.

>>14148606

Are you kidding? I'd do anything to be with her.

I'd become a one man holocaust to be with my waifu.

>>14148606
Can I have a scary demon wife like that one demon lord from Rance?

>>14148606
>we all get sent to hell

What, so MGs we hook up with just laugh at us and leave after they reveal their true form? Or do we just live in hell with them?

>>14148606
Jokes on you, that's where my waifu lived before she met me! She'll introduce me and our daughterus to her parents and we'll go on nice long walks on the flaming beaches! Hellhounds are olev.

In all seriousness, Life would be far better than it is now. Plus, MAMONO MANA will make everyone live longer.

>>14148632
>laugh at us and leave after they reveal their true form

this would happen.

>>14148536
As a man that lives in london, i take offence to that

>>14148640

Well it was nice to have had love while it lasted. Even if it was a lie.

>>14148606

What's the alternative? Heaven without my waifu would just be a pretty hell.

>>14148623
I meant Australian people, not bogans

http://touchfluffytail.org/?p=3056

Son of a bitch actually did it

>>14148647
Welcome to heaven. All the clean living you want. None of that sex and intimacy stuff, you can't get married if you're dead. Dinner will be wine and bread forever. Just bend over when god asks you to and enjoy all the blinding light.

>>14148657
Fuck that, Hail Satan.

>>14148640
>Find a perfect, ladylike monster girl
>She's beautiful, and perfect in every way
>You couldn't be happier
>The end times happen and she reveals herself as a demon of hell
>She laughs at you, mocks you and tells you that she's bought front row seats to your eternal torture
>"Oh god, you're a fucking demon!"
>"That's right mortal! And you will suffer at the hand of my fellows!"
>"I'm going to fuck you like a demon!"
>"Ahahaha! Begging won't do y- what? What are you doing? Why are you pulling your dick out?!"
>"Because my dick is so fucking hard right now. We're doing this."
>"T-this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"

>>14148657
>Pagens actually believe Heaven is like this
Heaven has joys and splendor far beyond human comprehension. If all you care about is earthly goods in heaven, then you have absurdly low expectations.

>>14148663
>Pagans
I think you mean heathens.

>>14148665
>heathens
Don't you mean Sabbathites?

>>14148669
>Sabbathites
You mean heretics?

>>14148661
Then her vagina dentata takes a big bite.

>>14148671

out of crime.

What's this funny thing I found?

>>14148686
You're cursed now, it'll never leave you until you can trick someone into taking it off your hands.

>>14148686
DON'T TOUCH IT!

>>14148610
>Sell immortal soul to the devil
>"Ahah! But mai waifu grants me physical immortality in the mortal plane! Checkmate Satan!"
>Devil sends his forces to attempt to take your life in increasingly brutal ways on a daily basis
What do?

Lamprey girl when?

>>14148690
>>14148691
Why? It seems nice, it purrs when I pet it, and it's soft. Why wouldn't I want to take it?

>>14148695
Oh you poor bastard, nobody here will save you.

>>14148686
It's an onahole, try putting your dick in its mouth.

>>14148693
>Latches onto your dick and sucks on it with expert precision
Sounds like a ghoul to me. Or a vampire.

>>14148703
But lampreys don't have jaws and are aquatic

The time has come

>>14148693
>search lamprey monster_girl on gelbooru
>never again

anyone got a link to Beast's pastbin? I lost my last one.

>>14148732
Iron Beast?
http://pastebin.com/u/Iron-beast

>>14148736
Yeah, that's the one, I was reading through his roulette series

>"Pssh, keep walking kid, you wouldn't last 10 seconds with this thing on you. I think Sea Slimes are more something you can handle."

Boy, this Manticore sure is cocky, what are you going to do?

>>14148765
Gonna keep walking like she told me to do, I ain't interested.

>>14148765
Tell my hinezumi wife about this dyke that was hitting on me when I get home.

>>14148765
Get up in her face and bet her she's wrong.
And squeeze one of her tits while I'm at it.
We'd have to go to a Love Hotel or something too.

>>14148765
Walk away faster like the little pussy I am.

>>14148765
My waifu poisons her until she is begging for the dick
Maybe I'll consider it

>>14148765
I tell her that I bet I can last at least a full minute. If I win she has to shave off her fluffy mane, if I lose I'll be her sex slave for a month!

>>14148765
Call her a bully and get my Alp girlfriend to stand up for me. She's not going to let some big shot Manticore mock her boyfriend is she?

>>14148742
what one you reading right now?

>>14148765
Keep walking. Who wants anything to do with a cunt like that? Besides, I don't think I want to wind up with an undead manticore over something like this.

>>14148793
Inari.
right now my fav is the salamander, Im really hoping he gets round to doing a dragon.

>>14148765
Ill give both her and her tail the spoon
she will learn to fear the spoon

>>14148736
I wish that guy would just get himself on the writefag list already, its a pain remembering

I want to cuddle Miia and massage her tail and hold her hand while staring into her loving eys

>>14148765
I'm afraid of needles, manticores make me flaccid

>>14148835
Miia a shit, the only worse girl is Horsepussy, and only because of her horsepussy

>>14148835
I want to FUCK Miia.

>>14148835
Too bad she can't cook.

>>14148805
I just wished there was more to that scene with the ryu's reverse scale.

>>14148835
Are you the guy who has Miia as your waifu? Are you serious about it? I didn't know we had serious waifu people here. I didn't even know if there were serious waifu people.

>>14148868
I mean, i haven't been posting here a lot lately, but yes, I'm serious waifufag, no plans or aspirations to ever get with 3D.

>>14148863
It's a good thing I can.

>>14148882
Did that Anon ever buy the $800 pillow?

>>14148887
I'm still saving for it

and i have another normal sized one currently being drawn

>>14148868

He's not alone as a serious waifu person.

Yuuko's been my waifu for years and I have two dakis of her.

>>14148045
Talent doesn't exist. You create your own damn talent by practicing.
Some people simply need to practice a little more than others. But in the end most people can still expect to spend a good 1000 hours drawing before they reach expert levels.

If you want to draw, get started now and practice. No matter how old you are, you can always learn new things. (Though starting at a younger age is going to be easier)

Now get to it anon.
Remember: motivation doesn't get you anywhere, discipline does. So just do it and don't wait for the right "mood"

>>14148887

How the fuck will you stuff that thing?

I tried using two large normal pillows for my daki before I was able to track down a body pillow that fit, and it did not look or feel good.

>>14148897
Ya, we have you, me, a Jabberfag, and i'm pretty sure Anubis slut is one.

>>14148901
It takes 4 daki pillows according to crab

>>14148898
>Talent doesn't exist.
>Some people simply need to practice a little more than others.
Nice contradiction there goober.

If a monster girl used a human girl's demonic energy cleansing bodywash, would it feel like they're burning?

>>14148904
>and i'm pretty sure Anubis slut is one.
Ehhhhehhhhehhh....kinda?

>>14148897
>>14148904
What a happy little family we have here.

Which Anubis guy though? I think we have two, and the Dragonslut one isn't what I'd call a serious waifufag. Not sure about the Jabberwock one though. Unless we have only one Anubis guy and I mixed them up for two people.

>>14148918
well, i mean, i was just guessing

but i know for sure about the jabberfag

he's commissioned some really damn good art

>>14148765
Laugh at her and tell her that she must be the laughing stock of the Manticore community with that tiny bulb and thin tail of hers.

I bet she couldn't even pleasure an Alp with it.

>>14148921
G-Good things come in small packages

>>14148921
Damn it. Now I want to see art of a manticore just sucking an Alp's whole tail into her tail and forcibly spreading the alp's legs for the viewer.

>>14148917

Human girls don't have demonic energy you fucking moron.

>>14148907
There's going to be a difference in starting difficulty for some people. But this is simply because people grew up doing different things, making it easier for them to get started.

In the end however it all comes down to cold hard practice. Drawing is hard because you have to start from zero. "Talent" simply means that the person starting with it already had some form of similar practice in the past and thus is not starting from zero.

>>14148927
They use it so they don't turn into succubi you idiot. That's what I was getting at.

>>14148925
I'd rather see her eating an alp out with her tailpussy

>>14148897
He's certainly not alone, 6 years and counting for me.

No dakis but I do have other merchandise .

>>14148904
>>14148897
Reporting

>>14148925
If she does that she will realize the cold hard truth that every male watching is getting off the Alp and is simply ignoring the Manticore's thin and pathetic tail pussy.

>>14148897
Why does no one ever mention that obvious and major flaw with TOxA?

>>14148940
That's she's too cute?

>>14148940

If this leads to you talking shit about my waifu then someone's going to get an ass beating.

>>14148935
NTR WAIFU
wolf cock gangbang

>>14148943
That Maybe never drew hentai of it, I meant.

>>14148943
Isn't that guy 12?

>>14148947
she's 2 pure, he knows it

>>14148947

That is a damn shame.

Though there's plenty of fappable material in his new work.

Look at this sexy cat ass.

>>14148948
No shit, it's a manga about /ss/

>>14148948
>not being into /ss/

>>14148948

Older by the end of it I'm pretty sure, but I'm not sure how much time passes over the course of the series.

Hell, a year is never given in the entire series.

>>14148954
>>14148953

How is that /ss/ when she's technically 15?