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TOUHOU EDITION

>> No.14147824

Wears a funny hat
makes my pee pee diamond hard
i wanna fuck her

>> No.14148133

>>14147394
(i don't have a touhou waifu but)

strings all around me
a huge supply of sex dolls
sex with master race

>> No.14148147

i cant really write
haikus that well because my
waifu got me drunk

>> No.14148696
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>>14148133
>sex doll
Is it Marisa?

>> No.14148700

loner
really funny
loner

>> No.14148885
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>>14148696
marisa is pure!!

it's pic related

>> No.14148939

A bold magician
with beautiful golden hair
Her smell drives me nuts

>> No.14148986
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Kuso thread

>> No.14149043

>>14148147
Suika.

Count the syllables
In this poem, and you will
Find my waifu's age.

>> No.14149051

>haiku in english
please everyone in this thread kill yourselves

>> No.14149054

>>14149043
SUIKA IS A GRANDMA!!!

>> No.14149062

>>14149051
怖い婆さん
帽子の中には
ケロケロだ!

4君 ;)

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>>14149043
That's easy!

>> No.14149101

>>14147394
>edition
More like kuso edition.

gb2a

>> No.14149164

Arrives in some threads
Declares "This place is just shit"
With a grumpy face

>> No.14149174

little youkai was big
such a lust for revenge who
ate my wife's mother

>> No.14149294

edgy and fiery bird
some think she is childish
this was too easy

>> No.14149994

>>14149051
Lmao, what a fucking weeb!

>> No.14150046

Daughter of the night
Wings of rainbow strong as hell
A little crasy

>> No.14150377

Autumn night conceals
my precious daughter as she
takes her pound of flesh

>> No.14150458

She Wears an eyepatch
a terrorist psycho but so
warm and beautiful

>> No.14150727

Screw your rules, here's a ballad.

YOUR WAIFU, WHAT A STARLET
SHE WAS BORN AND RAISED A HARLOT
AT NIGHT HER THIGHS ARE LILY WHITE
BY MORNING THEY ARE SCARLET

>> No.14150750

baka
baka
baka

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