/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for purest love.

>>14138682
As far as the encyclopedia is concerned, the JubJub came first.
Checkmate atheists.

>>14138674
Scylla. Poor gal is always out-shined by Krakens.

Have some love for the small ones

>>14138682
Why would you put such a shit girl on the OP?

>>14138682
>What came first, the Jubjub or the egg?
The dick.

Didn't take long for the last one to get archived once it hit page 10.

Reposting

http://strawpoll.me/5574408

I'm letting the thread vote for a Monster Girl they want me to commission art for. I'll get it for whoever the lead girl is by the end of Saturday Night.

Good luck, hope the girl you want wins!

The best part of waking up is tiny mofucore in your cup

Mice daughterus are for _________.

>>14138696
Play hunting.

>>14138694
Cute.

>>14138698
Oh good, more ideas for a certain story.

>>14138693
I'm indifferent to the the way Snibako draws faces, but those are some nicely shaped tits.

>>14138693
Scylla is one of the oldest in the bunch and has literally no fan art. Not even a for-fun sketch. Please understandu.

>>14138694
Gross.

>>14138693
i love bishop, i hope she gets it

>>14138694
Waiter, this bit of fuzz in my coffee is attacking me. Can I keep it?

>>14138694
what the fuck is this imitation mofu?
here have some of the good shit

>>14138694
Cute, I would let her suck my tongue.

>>14138694
>Fitting that proportionally massive finger in her tail
Not sure how I should take that

>>14138694
Adorable

Yee

>>14138694
I want to stomp on it.

>You will never fuck a Dragon while she's in flight

>>14138694
That's fucking disgusting why is that shit in your cup?

>>14138694
>mofu
>manticore
that's wrong though

>>14138694
Sounds like a good way to start the day.

I want to brush that hair.

>>14138724
Mid-air copulation sounds enthralling.

So once it hatches it doesn't turn in an actual Jubjub?

>>14138724
I'd hope not, there's this thing called gravity.

>>14138712
She's skittish, hence feeling you out with her tail. Once she's adjusted to you, and if she decides you won't harm her, she'll give you a more thorough inspection, fluttering about you, crawling up and down, 'sniffing' with her tail.

>>14138724
Of course not because I want to live! She orgasms we both go down. Difference is I'm not covered in magic armor scales.

>>14138693

>>14138733
It dosent hatch they are literally so hungry for cock they can stop their own birth.

>>14138733
IIRC, no. It hatches prematurely if a man comes near and essentially becomes a slime. Though I'm not sure if the eggs it lays can become jubjubs or not.

>You will never have a slightly yandere kikimora keep you on edge as she carries around hedge clippers even if you don't own any sort of garden while she insists it's for the day she makes you a wonderful master with your own house and her lovingly tending your new garden
She will never trick you and then cut your tendons with the bolt cutters because she doesn't want to get the hedge clippers dirty

Reminder that Liches are the best girls.

>>14138682
Get back into your shell and don't come out anything less than a retarded pink boob bird.

>>14138705
I'd like story about a charybdis and her moocher best friend scylla. I always thought the relationship between the two was funny.

>>14138743
please stop

>>14138743
You have no sense of scale.

>>14138744
Definitely my favorite undead.

Also, for anyone who didn't wait around 2 hours for me to write this last night: http://pastebin.com/PwgdreTD

>>14138743

If that's slightly yandere then I don't want to know what full on 100% yandere would be like.

>>14138743
Monster girls are shit.

>>14138748
The fact that a Scylla can save you from a flat-chested gang-bang just makes her all the sweeter.

>>14138751
I have no sense of pacing.

>>14138750
Never.

>>14138748
>I always thought the relationship between the two was funny.
The Scyllas nab the Charybdis' husbands.

>>14138754
Then why are you here?

I lack sleep and dont know why im here send help

>>14138743
That is not slightly yandere.

>>14138770
Jump in the Snake Pit

>>14138757
They aren't husbands yet though just random guys the charybdis tried to get, so it's more of clam jamming instead of ntr.

>>14138770
Just start counting weresheep.

>>14138741
>Though I'm not sure if the eggs it lays can become jubjubs or not.
It can
>Instead, they are the rare Slimes that lay eggs. Jubjubs are born from the eggs, but there is a higher probability that they will become “humpty eggs” than eggs laid by Jubjubs.

>>14138743
I just want to see how much a Kiki would cum over a full blown filthy neet that she somehow manages to fix up over a couple of years.

Speaking of NTR, google "cuck king". Trust me.

>>14138774
>>14138778
CAn i Count Weresheep inside the snake pit, then can we all cuddle later on?

>>14138787
I don't feel like I should.

>>14138787
AHAHAHAHA.
Don't mention NTR and use an image of my waifu in the same sentence. NTR is too shit for that.

>>14138786
Do you think some would make a childhood game out of it? A group of Kikis hanging out all together comparing how much greater they made someone?

>>14138794
The Kiki Goddess is the one who managed to make Chris Chan turn his life around.

>>14138790
Just google it, trust me.

>>14138800
I still don't trust you.
But that was hilarious.

I wish i could cyddle with a snake. i dont care im spelling wrong, too tired
Good Night, May your dreams be blessed with monster girls

>>14138787

My sides.

>>14138743

Y'see, this is why honest, hardworking Kikis can't find work these days.

All the potential masters are scared shitless.

Do dragons lay eggs or give live birth?

>>14138791
I didn't know anon liked snake blowjobs.

>>14138814
Eggs.

>>14138752
That was cute.

I want to work for a Monster Girl Villainess as a slow-witted henchman. Who gets hate-fucked by her everytime her evil plan fails!

>>14138815
Those snakes are depraved and lewd.

>>14138822
lovely

>>14138693
Anon, I'd strongly recommend using a more well-established polling service like PollDaddy. Since it caters primary to corporate customers, it has much better mechanisms against cheating than Strawpoll (which is more just for facebook and random internet stuff).

People tend to cheat with polls a lot more often when stuff is on the line, like story or art.

>>14138818

What would dragon eggs taste like? Would they make you big and strong?

>>14138840
They make you feel pretty hot and it also feels like you've taken a load off your shoulders.
The dragon has set you aflame and decapitated you.

>>14138735
Do they multiply if I feed her after midnight?

>>14138840
Considering her eggs are probably one of only two things that a dragon values more than gold and may take forever to hatch? Probably like fire. And everything will look & smell like fire to boot.

>>14138840
how abhorrent, eating a helpless fetus
i bet you support abortion too, you twisted fuck

>>14138693
>Nobody wants a Merrow
Feh.

>>14138854
He should go to wonderland, where you can abort a fetus AND fuck it!
What the fuck KC.

>>14138852

I meant unfertilized eggs, they're worthless after all. Unless you can just cum on the egg like a salmon.

>>14138854
I want to sell the expensive stem cells of aborted MG fetuses for vast profit.

>"Hey handsome, what can I get for ya?"

>>14138863
my shotgun

>>14138863
>Do you have Maus burgers here?

>>14138840
I bet dragon eggs are a delicacy in the order.

>>14138861
that's an excellent idea.
here's the plan:
1. seduce various MGs to have a romp
2. "wear protection"
3. refer them to clinic when they get pregnant, free of charge
4. collect stem cells

>>14138787
He's not really THAT bad, is he?

>>14138852
So ill just slay the dragon first then eat the egg no big deal.

>>14138694
You
I like you
Keep doing these

>>14138860
Dragons barely ever lay eggs to begin with. I mean, some reptiles do lay unfertilized eggs, but with dragons I'd assume she'd ensure that it's fertilized.

But in an extreme scenario, I'd imagine she'd probably bury it. See it as a lost daughter or something. Not leave it lying around for a human to steal.

>>14138848
They curl up on your chest and purr happily while they nap.

>>14138877
It's .less, you know?

>>14138846
>>14138852
>>14138854

I didn't mean eat a random dragons eggs. I meant eating your dragon wifes unfertilized eggs.

That that old comic with the guy and the harpy.

>>14138886
>It's .less, you know?
I know.

>>14138865
We currently have the 'build-your-own' Maus Burger available.

We let YOU select the ingredients and the maus you're looking for!

>>14138694
I like these mofuticores, cute as hell. Good job.

>>14138887
I don't think lizards do the lay eggs randomly thing that birds do.

>>14138886
>It's .less, you know?
Speaking of .less

>>14138694
How are those commissions going? Do you even have any? Have you finished those commissions?

Busty Werecats aggressively chugging down milk Y/N?

If you ever managed to achieve lichdom and found out you couldn't make monstergirls real would you end up spending your eternal unlife shitposting here instead?

http://i.4cdn.org/a/1443130901633.webm

>>14138894

But dragons aren't quite lizards.

And I'm betting the transformation would have also accelerated their reproduction cycle to make they more compatible with humans.

>>14138894
I looked it up a bit, and some species that don't lay large clutches of eggs may occasionally lay unfertilized eggs, and ones in clutches may end up unfertilized every now and then.

Given MG biology and how hard it's supposed to be for them to reproduce, though, I can't imagine that anything but a harpy might.

>>14138900
I'd devote my unlife to creating gynoids / magical constructs in their shape.

>>14138895
>>14138892
He's not the one who came up with the idea.
I am.

>>14138900
I'd go even further beyond and become a Demilich so I could break reality and make monstergirls a reality anyways

And then I would create Alps and nothing else.

>>14138911
Bob?
If so it's already dead in the water since he's such a piece of shit.

>>14138682
>Which came first?
The husband.

>>14138913
I'll be your Alp assistant who poses naked on the tables meant for work!

>>14138913
So, it's a choice between being a near immortal alp, or a real man that will whither and die unless he becomes a bone lord in your world?
Tough call.

is this the hentai forum??

>>14138911
Don't care, still cute as fuck. Would pet a tiny fluffball manticore with the tip of my finger.

>>14138924
Pretty much.

>>14138900
I would work my undead ass off and become god and then once I obtain unlimited power.
I wouldn't make MG real anyway

>>14138913
>>>/lgbt/
You can discuss your beloved transgenders as much as you want there

>>14138886
my heart

>>14138925
I'm glad you feel that way. More to come, at some point.

>>14138931
Excellent. the world needs more fluffycore

>>14138931
Neat.

>>14138919
Anon please, at that point I'm just going to be a floating skull with jewels for teeth. I wouldn't have any patience for those silly antics.

Manticores, Anubis', Yetis, and Hellhounds seem unusually popular lately. You know what that means.

Alps in furry costumes

>>14138937
You bring shame to the best floating skull.

Remember, give all your pets the proper attention they need. You wouldn't want one to become jealous, would you?

>>14138939
No, go away

>>14138939
Fuck off.

>>14138942
People want to send this thread to hell in a handbasket, I guess I'll finally take it.

>>14138942
I'LL TAKE 20.

>>14138942
Nobody knows what goes on in the mind of a Wock, maybe it's better that way.

I want to be a ghost who died a virgin and haunt human/mg couples

>Kraken still beating scylla.
Anons, I am disappointed.

>>14138958
Not my fault, I voted for sea bishop

>>14138939
Here you go.

>>14138957

A ghost girl will fuck you.

>>14138958
And I'm disappointed that those two are what are winning. They both have plenty of fanart already.

>>14138939
Speaking of alps,

I want to see self-insert-tan in a different costume.

bunny suit, maid outfit, nurse outfit.

I would do her in all of it.

>>14138942
Wocks are gross.

>>14138958
Not my fault, I voted for Nereid.

>>14138974
This. I need this.

.less get on it.

>>14138939
>>14138962
Silly alps won't fool me

>>14138942
Both the Flufficore and >>14138976 will not live to see nightfall.

>>14138958
Scyllas just don't do the whole "Ara ara boya~" thing as well as Krakens.

>>14138981
It's already night though, dumb fucking Wocks.

>>14138961
brother

>>14138981
Because the sun never sets in paradise?

>>14138984
Geez lady, will you be careful with that yogurt already? Hold still now, this is my last napkin...

>>14138977
mein niger
http://puu dot sh/knm3e/67e49b4496.png

>>14138974
I wouldn't mind that. Objectively cuter than Haohi.

>>14138968

But it's more fun to haunt people alone.

Ah hell, I'll just pass on then.

>>14138822
>Not working as a henchman and insuring her plans succeed

You don't deserve a nice villain waifu.

>>14138995
I want to see more design variants of the MGE girls.

>>14139002
Variant of holst? Darwin finding differently evolved harpies?

>>14139000
Why work for a villain to enact some overly complicated scheme? I just want mine to be happy & grow strong.

>>14139015
Flightless Jubjubs

>>14139016
Happy & grow strong?
I like that...
>You Have A Warriors Heart.jpg

>>14139018
like this but no wings?

>>14138822
I want to be the overambitious right-hand man of a Monster Girl Villainess. I'd Starscream it up so hard.

>>14139021
Christ, they aren't gonna be amputees anon.

>>14139021
No, ya yutz. Flightless birds don't lose their wings. The wings are just too small for flight. Or alternaitvely, she's too chubby to fly well.

>>14139015
Kiwi Harpies?

>>14139022
So you'd constantly fall flat on your face with each plan and make her life miserable, forcing her to administer angry, disciplinary hate-sex as punishment?

>>14139031
Well, the profile does state that the feathers are more for comfort rather than flight. I wouldn't be surprised to see a jubjub who's unable to fly because she's weighed down by her boobs.

>>14139036
Will she lay football-sized eggs still?

>>14139016
>Why work for a villain with a overly complicated scheme

Because taking over a populated landmass is better than doing nothing.

Kids these days...no sense of proportion.

>>14139037

Beast Wars Starscream was the best.

>>14139021
Take a Jubjub and make her tits twice as big.

>>14139037
Pretty much.

>>14139039
I'd imagine that flightless Jubjubs would be like the Land harpies from EMG, except they'd have big titties.

>>14139044
Shit, I remember that. Now that I think about it that spider girl was one of my first monstergirl crushes. Well, monster/robot

>>14139042
Ruling over a subjugated population is too much effort. All the bureaucracy and logistics of leadership, on top of having to put down uprisings, making public displays of force, and stopping uppity paladins.

I'd much rather help her be the monster who terrorizes the country from the shadows, taking victims without warning and leaving those who survive as jibbering, incoherent messes wracked with terror. It's a lot harder to fight something with no defined goal, and it's a lot more fun to just be able to do things rather than making grandiose schemes.

>"BUMBLING FOOLS, THE LOT OF YOU!"
>"Except you of course, Anon.~"

>>14139053
I want to adventure with a bald eagle harpy named Glory who is a trigger happy, gun toting pyromaniac.

>>14139062
That's one dry ass tail

>>14139062
>She doesn't know that you're the one sabotaging her plans to keep her from passing the moral event horizon.

>>14139063
She wears sunglasses right?

>>14139062
No! She doesn't give you slack for being her husband! If anything, she's even harder on you, using you for 'public discipline'. It sends the message, 'If I'm willing to do this to my husband, just imagine what I'll do to you if you mess up.'

But behind closed doors the super deredere towards you, cuddling and apologizing to you for being so rough & treating the injuries.

>>14139062
I like the idea of a bumbling and inept Anon that she just can't help but adore.

>Meanwhile Anon has yet to realize he put his armor on backwards for the fifth time that week.

>>14139065
Looks like it's molting time soon. That's always fun, but hearing the other henchmen snigger about hearing me moan throughout the base afterward is horribly embarrassing.

Is there any salamander stories out there. im new to jp/ so im on a story and art hunt

>>14139075
Shedding. Shedding is the word I meant.

>>14139069
Of course. And whenever she blows something up an illusion of the American flag appears behind her and if you listen carefully you can hear the star spangled banner playing in the background.

Also stars and stripes print underwear with gold lace.
And a natural bald eagle
if you know what I'm saying

>>14139077
Moose's

>>14139057
http://i.imgur.com/OuEsk06.jpg

She was pretty great.

>>14139077
There's one of her naked in a hot spring she made

>>14139083
>if you know what I'm saying
Angry FREEDOM loli? That might be cool.

>>14139077
Just moose's that I know of, but it's a really long, rambling harem story

>>14139062
Oh please. I'm the biggest fool of them all.

>>14139091
damn, that thing is door-stopper length.

>>14139077
Seafoam had a chapter in his echidna thing.

>>14139091
>rambling
Something tells me your memeing and haven't actually read it.

>>14139101
I wonder what the word count is up to at this point.

>>14138989
Are you the one requesting Sea Bishop on /v/? If so you gotta stop.

>>14139106
a wild guess is +300K
dont take my word for it.

>>14139107
I'm not?
But hey that's supposed to be white mage

>>14139090
What about if she's some kind of ultra cool senpai that the others in the adventuring party look up to?

>>14139115
Oh, alright then. Disregard my post.

>>14139103
There's no need to be defensive, Anon.
I dropped it in the middle of the wyvern arc.

>>14139091
It'd be better if he had an editor. He has a talent for using many words to describe very little. Oh, and the fact that his protag is portrayed as good while doing some very not-nice things. While this could be excused as a narrative/perspective trick, it doesn't work in his over-long harem.

>>14139106
Not long enough if he wants to be the world record for "Longest Written Work of Literature in the English Language".

>Chapters: 221
>Words: 4,047,350
>Characters: OC, Lucario, Ness, Jeff
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest

>>14139118
I was joking about the most reasonable, uh, reason she'd be a "bald" eagle, Anon. Stay with me, here.

Besides, "cool" doesn't really fit for a 2nd amendment screeching pyro. At least not the way the Japs use it.

>>14139125
If the world longest work really is a smash bro's fanfic I will fucking cry

>>14139125
That's uh. Quite something.

>>14139090
>>14139118
I was thinking more along the lines of R. Lee Ermey as a tall, slender harpy who is secretly self-conscious about her puffy, bald lower lips and modest bust.

>>14139125

What the fuck.

The biggest book I ever picked up was The Three Musketeers, but that pales in comparison.

>>14139125
>Longest Written Work in the English Language
>Not some 10th century epic
>Not a translated piece from China
>Not a work from a world-famous writer
>Just retardedly long fanfiction from an internet weeb
A part of me died reading this.

>>14139129
It is.

>>14139123
when you think about it not much goes on does it?

>>14139125
Is that all one book? Because even Moose's is technically a series of smaller books instead of one big one.

Regardless, seeing that smashfic is #1 made a part of me die tonight.

>>14139138
You'd probably die before you finished reading it.

>>14139125
>>14139129
>>14139132
>>14139134
>>14139138
>>14139139
>>14139143
The best part is that it's not even finished. It STILL gets updates.

Imagine years from now, literary historians will have to talk about that in history books for years to come. Let that soak in. You daughteru could be required to do a research report on it for college.

>>14139125
At least tell me it's an attempt at a real story and not just 200+ chapters of rambling or gay pokemon smut.

>>14139139
well at least the moose saga is something im willing to read

Loli Leglock Lilim

>>14139123
>It'd be better if he had an editor
That would fix some of the issues but it would be asking a lot given we're talking about amateur monster smut. He needs to be able to edit decently himself, that's what guys like RS do.

>>14139150
No.

>>14139150
Work her like an onahole

4 fucking million words into a ongoing smash fanfic.

where is my yeti? I need my hugs!

>>14139146
>daughteru could be required to do a research report on it for college
She better title that report 'The Power of Autism'

>>14139091

I like it enough.

I based my own headfiction off of the setting. Same locations, different characters that is.

>>14139150
I want to get leg locked by an Oni Pro Wrestler.

IN A CAGE MATCH THIS SUMMER SLAM 2015 TWO ENTER, ONE LEAVES! THEN THE OTHER LEAVES A BIT LATER WITH A BRUISED PELVIS!

>>14139146
This is post apocalyptic religions get started I'm sure. Some how it survives whatever shit goes down and due to its status as "THE LONGEST!" becomes venerated and the leading cause of suicide bombings in Civilization 2.0

>>14139125
I just. No.

>>14139123
>portrayed as good while doing some very not-nice things
>portrayed as good

Do you take for granted what the antagonists have to say are wrong by default?

>>14139150
How loli? Just 'smaller than average' loli, or 'You can support her with one hand and see your comparatively huge cock bulging her stomach' loli?

>>14139146
Anon, please.

Time will pass that trash by and it won't even be a footnote in history. At best it will have a singular line of text commenting about it being the longest literature in comparison to some other very long piece of literature that actually has artistic merit or literary importance.

>>14139160
I could never get into it. I stuck with it for a while but I always hated the main character.

He always struck me as one of those guys who is a social failure early in life and ends up as a bitter, rotten asshole as an adult, but is blind to his own flaws and blames everything on the world around him. Except as a gary stu. No meme intended.

>>14139180
>Time will pass that trash by and it won't even be a footnote in history
You have way too much faith in society. Remember, we're the society that's trying to ban robot sex, praises intentionally shit games on the iphone and adores them, still gives Adam Sandler a job, and thinks you can get PTSD from twitter.

>>14139187
>we're the society that's trying to ban robot sex
We aren't all members of the commonwealth, Anon.

>>14139187
Keep your dick out of my lawnmowers gears you fiend.

>>14139180
Tell me, what is artistic merit?

>>14139195
What separates 12 Angry Men from Jack and Jil

>>14139150
Sounds great.

>>14139201
And now I'm picturing 12 Angry Monster Girls.

is Hound still working on that hellhound image he was coloring?

>>14139220
That one of the futa hellhound performing autofellatio? That one that made one anon decide to "crash the thread"?

That one?

>>14139221
y-yes.

>>14139212
>Juror 1 - Anubis
>Juror 2 - Alp
>Juror 3 - Salamander
>Juror 4 - Vampire
>Juror 5 - Oomukade
>Juror 6 - Kakuen
>Juror 7 - Ogre
>Juror 8 - Lizardman
>Juror 9 - Mad Hatter
>Juror 10 - Amazon
>Juror 11 - Titania
>Juror 12 - Giant Ant

>>14139165
Bullshit. Lengthy-ass shit like that doesn't get venerated as religious text.

Small things from the before-times that people can cling to do.

Like lemonade packet instructions.

>>14139255
Lemonade packet instructions? Why would you need instructions to make lemonade?
Why are they in a packet? Who puts lemons in a packet?

>>14139255
Kool aid you generic brand heretic.

>>14139257
What, you've never had powdered lemonade?

It's actually pretty tasty.
Real is the best of course, but I prefer powder to concentrate personally.

>tfw no one gets the post-apocalyptic lemonade religion reference
Oh well.

>>14139266

I got the reference.

At least I think they did?

Does it involve a train with a jet engine strapped to it?

>>14139266
No. I've never had concentrated anything. I've had home-made Lemonade, Home-made Orange juice, home-made Apple juice, the works
Powdered Lemonade? That sounds abysmal

>>14139266
I got it, so?

>>14139276
>>14139278
Oh. Alright then. Great.

>>14139255
My favorite post-apocalyptic religion has these opening lines.
"HELLO RUSTY!"

Since it's a new thread and half a day later, here's a sneaky update reminder for Falling Leaves Chapter 7:

http://pastebin.com/ddcmpLV9

As always, I hope you guys enjoy it. Tell me how much it sucks and I'll make the next installment better.

>>14139232
not yet, anon

>>14139287
DID THE RAID WIPE?

>>14139236
I want to see Salamander tear up and cry about her daughter who ran away from her!

>>14139295
Their healers were out of position and their dps was shit, but they got through it by virtue of her being one of their guild's good aggro-tanks and everyone working overtime to keep the healers alive.

Nobody got the drops they wanted and everyone was upset for the rest of the evening.

>>14139301
>everyone was upset for the rest of the evening.
This pleases me.
Stay awesome.

Just wrote over 1000 words about cow tits and I'm just now getting to the actual lewds.

Anyway, goodnight everyone. Snuggle your waifus and keep them safe and warm.

>>14139321
I imagine her spine will snap at some point in the next month.

>>14139321
>Not leaving your waifu cold, alone, and scared so that they would want your affections more.
Amateur.

So I played some of KC's Mario Maker stages.
I hate that airship one.

>>14139184
This is my problem with the story too. If Laven were a likable person then I'd continue it, but the guy is actually becoming a bigger piece of shit every volume and yet he's still being made out to be this wonderful guy somehow.
The Gary Stu-ness makes everything worse too, because he'll never get any comeuppance for being an asshole. Even if he can't stu his way out of things, his overpowered harem will do it for him.

>>14139403
When is he a piece of shit? When he takes it out on a bunch of human traffickers? When he sacrifices his own well-being for another family's well-being that he hardly knew, but knew they were likely to die if he didn't do anything? Are we reading the same story?

>>14139160
>spoiler
>someone else uses a writefag's world in their headcanon
I use a mix of YBA's and Lanternon's. Both settings sound kind of fun but still have their issues.

>>14139403
what, is this harem super specail or some thing?

haven't read it yet.

>>14139371
Did you get raped?

>>14139492
He's the same guy bashing the story in every thread. I don't why he's so mad.

>>14139519
There's one where apparently KC just said, "I'm feeling generous with the Bob-ombs today." I'm gonna make an entire level where Bob-ombs just fucking come out everywhere."

>>14139527
But its the first time I've posted anything about it.

>>14139371
Can you play them on a pirated version? I tried once, went to shit.

>>14139555
So I guess KC sucking at world building doesn't just apply to MGE.

>>14139630
>>>/furaffinity/

>>14139630
Bring out the torches, the furries have arrived.

>>14139642
They laughed when I said I'd be a torch salesman in the modern era. But now, all men depend on ME! Fortune shall be made on this eve, and I shall relish in it all! Let the flames of war be spread! ULULULULULULULU!!

>>14139581
No, a roommate of mine bought a copy.

>>14139611
As a boss battle, it was kinda neat, but...I'm not sure I can describe it, but I'll give it a try.

>Short airship level where bob-ombs sometimes spawn out of warp pipes, sometimes out of cannons
>Fairly easy getting through this part of the stage
>There's a small part where KC demonstrates that you have to break a breakable block by blowing up a bob-omb next to it
>This is important, because once you go into a warp pipe 5 seconds ahead, there's a large boss room filled with these breakable blocks, with you at the top
>And there are several bob-omb spawning warp pipes with you
>You have to "dig" your way downward through this room filled with breakable blocks by blowing up bob-ombs next to them, using the fire flowers that are purposefully placed in several spots in this room should you fuck up
>Because you're going to want to use them to make space between you and the bob-ombs that keep blowing up
>Then when you make it out, it leads to an area where you have to kill a Big Bob-omb flying around in a clown car
>You then get in said clown car after killing it to hit a switch to turn the blocks impeding your path to a door
I didn't see this door the first time I beat him, because I was too busy collecting the coins around there
So instead, I had to kill myself with no way of getting through.
I left a small comment next to it, saying, "見なかった。。。"
I was so mad.

>>14139630
While I like Nayaa's art, I'm gonna be honest, I'd like to see more lamias or Bike Cop's harem as opposed to Polt.

>>14139630
I feel conflicted. The mind says no but the dick says yes.

>>14138925
brothers, i am learning how to knit with the specific purpose of creating mofucore's

Shits easier then i imagined, but god does it take long

>>14139715
>but the dick says yiff.
FTFY

>>14139630
Furshit. Still would.

>>14138836
>>14138693
gonna second this

Also I voted Sea Bishop, the cutest!

You are a head of product development and your company has a surefire plan to kickstart the women's monsterization drug market.
What 3 monstergirl types do you want to let women be first?

>>14138694
I want to pet it!

>>14139780

Echindas.

Echindas by their very nature jump start all other monsters.

>>14139780
Succubutt, Harpy, Arachne

>>14139780
Shirohebi, Apophis, Echidna.

>>14138693
Voted for Nereid but I'm tempted to commission something for her too.

I'm already waiting on two though so many after my wallet recovers. The Muv-Luv kickstarter didn't help.

>>14139804
Nereid is underrated, she seems like the perfect onee-san type. Even her portrait is relaxed and soft.

>>14139807

Wait-

Fin feet and a fin tail?

That's too weird for me.

>>14139807
I have a weakness for blue skin and those runes on her skin look really nice.

I bet she has a semi-creepy "fufufu" laugh as she pulls you into the water too.

>>14139823
Also I just noticed the rune/tattoo under her breasts looks like it's instructing you to paizuri her.

>>14139807
>You will never have a Nereid sister who just spends all day in the bath tub and keeps trying to get her "cute little brother" to join her like old times

>tfw no Monster Mom.

Oink Oink, where the white men at?

>>14139878
>Could it be, you're craving my mcnuggies?
What a shit artist.

Consensual sex
WITH ELVES!

>>14139938
No.

>>14139938
You'll make disgusting half-elves!

>>14139940
YES

>>14139949
NO.

>>14139951
Please?

>>14139955
No.

why are you sill sitting here, anons?

>>14139998
Still writing the Bachelor Auction story, finally not sick anymore so I have no reason not to

>>14139998
Writing lich things/Waiting for death to take me.

>>14139158
I want to run an emergency Yeti/Mindflayer service for trauma and actual, not tumblr PTSD victims

Remember when I said this update would come Tuesday and that it would be a full chapter?
That's what you get for trusting an Alp. Still, chapter 13 of Vertex starts here.

http://pastebin.com/chKnJe7D

>>14139938
No.

>>14135191

"Now's not a good time, maybe later"
>You try to get out from the blanket but she pulls you in closer, her soft breast pressed against your chest
>"Nonny please, you're mine now. I don't need to ask you, but I am because I want you to enjoy it too"
>She's right, you just need to bite the bullet on this one
>"Kaaaren? Karen you awake?"
>Who the hell is that
>Karen lets go and covers your mouth, throwing the blanket over you
>"Yeah, what do you want?"
>"Mom called, she wanted to know if you wanted to see a movie"
>"No, tell her i'm busy today"
>Who the hell is she talking to
>And why does she sleep naked
>"Just go back to your room, i'll talk to her later"
>"Fine, but first who's pants are these. Don't say yours, they are too small for your big ass"
>A stranger has your pants
>"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM SARAH"
>"Who is Anon Y Mous?"
>Is she looking through your wallet
>Karen gets out of bed and marches to the door, opening it only to slam it shortly after
>You hear something get thrown against the floor
>You poke your head out to see your pants and wallet laying next to the bed
>"Sorry about that Nonny, that was my...my neighbor"
>No it wasn't
>"Who the hell is Nonny?"
>The door opens up, another dragon bursting into the room
>Shorter then Karen, covered in white scales with red hair
>Even when you accept all this crazy bullshit happening to you, it only gets worse

>>14140055
Double Dragon?

>>14139998
I'll always be here anon, watching you smile, laugh through the good times, the bad. I'll always be here...

[Spoiler]Because I love you[Spoiler}

>>14140060
Damn you spirit, haunt me no longer!

>>14140074
JOIN US!

>>14140083
No. I will rule alone.

>>14139077
>>14139091
There's also Losenis' thing starting from the fourth or fifth chapter, though it's equally long and pretty damn grimdark, and unironically a MGQ fanfic basically

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9352118/

>>14139125
>There will be a time someone writes something even longer

>>14139998
Because I'm avoiding the world.

>>14138787
Son of a bitch.

>>14140096
The world isn't anything special anyway.

Is this the deadening hour?

>>14139998
It's fun.

>>14140124
>>14140121
Can we talk about how awesome a Manticore family would be again?

>>14140125
I don't think it would be. I mean as the male in a pride of what are essentially lions it'd be the good life, but come on. TAILPUSSY STINK.

>>14140125
Of course I mean who doesn't love drooling phallic tails and v-ing the fatheru?

>>14140026
>no actual laser tag
>no spadetail schlicking
This is not how you bite the bullet.

>>14140134
Would you be the fatheru or the adopted human boy?

Both sound good to me.

I want a big butt Wolf girl to lay on her tummy and shake her booty every time she sees something odd/suspicious/new!

>>14140125
I want an adult Manticore imouto. Around 18-19 so a fair few years younger than me but still an imouto with a brother complex.

>>14140146
Well she did say she was going to marry you when she was younger anon, are you ready to say yes?

>>14140138
Probably the shounen boya because I like mostergirls to be big, for me at least.

>>14140149
I assume a Manticore would be bigger than your average human.

>>14140149
Would you be mommy's precious little boy?

>>14140148
Well I did humour her and tell her when she grows up and she did grow into a wonderful woman, I'd be a fool to say no.

>>14140151
I'd be very tsun towards my family to hide my obsession with winghugs and the throbbing tailpussies of courshe.

>>14140162
Enjoy your vacation

>>14140169
They expect me in the wreckage brother.

What ridiculous things would MGs shout during sex?

>>14140174
A Lich would shout Hoivin meivin!

"Wonderland too cosplay and vanilla? Well fuck you then, take this and shove it up your asses!" - KC publishing humpty egg.

>>14140174
http://imgur.com/rhknDB0.jpg

>>14140192
>http://imgur.com/rhknDB0.jpg
Good one.

>>14140149

adopted geek with a defiant attitude and an aim to misbehave (until adopted mom or sisters 'calm me down' via forced semen removal)

>>14140055
To make it easier, K before dialogue is Karen, S is Sarah.

>S "Karen who the hell is this?"
>K "GET THE HELL OUT"
>She starts throwing pillows at the newest person in the room
>S "Stop i- Dammit Karen stop. Who the hell is he?"
>You lean out of the bed and grab your pants
>K "He's none of your business, now leave or you're moving back in with mom"
>What the hell is going on anymore
>S "Fine, but you're telling me everything later"
>She leaves the room, not before throwing your wallet back at you
>Karen gets out of the bed and starts to get dressed
>You take this as a hint and put your pants on
>There is an awkward silence between the two of you, the only noise is Sarah in another room
>After the two of you get dressed she leads you back out into the kitchen
>'Sarah' is sitting down with her arms crossed
>Must be hard to look intimidating when you're the smallest person in the room
>S "Can I get an explanation now"
>You want one too
>K "Sarah this is Anon, he is my husband. Anon this is Sarah, my sister"
>S "Already engaged? Why didn't you tell me, mom or dad about it?"
>This is getting awkward
>You try to slip away but Karen snatches you by the wrist
>K "I decided we should get married last night."
>S "I can understand that, but why have I never seen him before?"
>K "Well....we just met last night"
>S "You picked up a guy you met at a bachelor auction? How much did he cost?"
>K "Almost $1000"
>She lets out a low whistle
>S "Do you want to tell mom and dad or should I?"
>K "Nonny should, he needs to meet them anyway"
>Son of a bitch

>>14140225
Would you join a gang of human delinquents?

>>14140233
It's like I'm reading ren'py code

>>14140026

>>came to thread first time in a month to bitch at Alpanon at lack of dark elf smut
>>found next chapter was put up while i was en-route to work

>>14140239

>>14140239

only if they were all girls

for the potential of:

when my sister catches us in the aftermath of our delinquent behavior

1) them watching my manticore family 'pacify' me

after they snickers bring her attention to them

2) me watching when my mom / sister decide the girl delinquents are a disruptive influence on me and should be disciplined too

yuri is not evil if it's part of bisexual adventures

I need a update on what the current writefags are doing

>>14139630
luz needs to learn not to molest Polt, that's my job.

>>14140276
thinking if i should write more suffering for the degenerate shirohebi that got kicked out of her house.

>>14140293
Ive got a hour of boredom left for me, give me that link!

>>14140299
sure i guess
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/14127923/#14127954

not sure how i can make her suffer in the city though. maybe bullies. or maybe i will make her happy, who knows

>>14140276
Leg-locked cunnilingus with a Jinko.

>>14140242

You're not wrong. It actually compiles without error too.

>>14140276
HORSE PUSSY
http://pastebin.com/Ui5kMQDs

i cant think of any

this is no good

>>14140276
Building a parts list from a schematic to fix my amplifier. Then probably doing some prep for my weekend pnp game.

Won't get to do any writing until at least late tonight.

I want to give a Yeti, a Yuki and a Wendigo burgers where the patties are made with a dry rub consisting of powder ground from the four hottest peppers on Earth and watch their reactions!
Then apologize with a Neopolitan Milkshake!

>>14140320
Chinese dresses or skintight spacesuits.

>>14140320
Lich in a lab coat.

>>14140276
brainstorming on how to kick off part 2 of my stroy thing.

>>14140320
Thunder bird in a diving suit, for no reason

>>14140242
>>14140314
If it sucks I know, I don't have the creativity I had when I started writing

>>14140239
>gang of neesan monstergirls
>they like stories of brothers doing brotherly things
>always on the lookout for boys going off the path and teach them to be manly as only sisters can
>ready to up the shit of anyone who messes with their outouto
>they take turns spending time with you
>marathoning martials movies with the oldest
>the genki and the thug who's afraid of being too manly and secretly likes cute things cook for you and take turns feeding you
>lazing around in bed being cuddled by the big ttitted baka
>getting positively thrashed with the second oldest/lieutenant and carryng her home while she nuzzles you and lets it out she loves your scent
>lap pillow as your oneesan gives you her chastity, cupping your face as you cum because your first O face is for her onlyEach girl gives you their maindenhead, encouraging you feel good and give them your love
>passionate competitive sex with them all, stimulating you all at once
>Your arm being licked and fingers suckled while another uses your hand to masturbate
>Nibbling on your belly and ears, grinding on your legs, trapping you with their bodies, letting you feel their warmth as they guide you to touch their weakspots
>Sniping for kisses, their smiling faces hovering above yours as they look deeply into your eyes and say "Marry me, Marry me
>Too much, TOO MUCH, any more and you'll die from happiness, but you fight though it until every girls has your seed inside her, then promptly pass out
>Wake up under a blanket of sisters all cleaving to you
>You notice a picture nearby and pick it up
>It's all of them surrounding you, one pinching your cheek, another kissing the free one while the rest throw peace signs
>There's lipstick writing on it
>"WE LOVE LITTLE BRO!"

>>14140323
>Yeti
Yetis eat everything, she enjoys the burger without complaint
>Yuki
Thinks she's melting, will appreciate the milkshake to cool her mouth
>Wendigo
awawawawawawa

>>14140346
>Wendigo has steam coming from her coat as she runs and awawas around

>>14140307

>>14140307

story was from brother's PoV

you can make her 'suffer' by having the brother run away to find her.

Than you can make her ?suffer? when she sees other dominant girls drain him dry whenever he is out of her eyesight

Than you can make her suffer when she has to study in MGU and somehow try to protect her kid brother from being used a cum pump by her peers and every other unattached MG he meets - doesn't need to be 'bullies' just other monster girls doing what monster girls do

>>14140333
I am a zelda fan and I demand you give me LINK!

>>14140352
yeah that's a way i didn't consider. i only thought about just changing to her perspective or get another anon in the city as spectater

>>14140364

Wrong thread?

>>14140364
http://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza

my issue right now is how do i work in the change?

>>14140344
The triangle of lewd approval.

>>14140344
This has my full approval.

I want a family of Manticore onee-sans.

>>14140344
>you will never have this

wait, so a wendigo's husband become a monster that violates her and protects her? does she ever lose the coat or take it off?

>>14140391
Coat is like a small pocket dimension apparently, you live inside with her, monsterization is like squiddification, you can change back at any time or not at all. Stands to reason as why mindflayers and wendigo aren't purge on sight.

Scratch that on the mindflayer.

>>14140401
Mind flayer is Mge's "getting a smile painter on your soul" problem taken to its logical extreme.

>>14140414
I know. I hate it.

>>14140424
I dont know about you but I love it,
free will is overrated

>>14140414

there are some benign potentials there.

How about a therapist that actually works?

Want to quit smoking? She can code you to mentally despise it. And she charges in volume of semen per visit and difficulty of requested programming.

>>14140435
ths tbh

>>14140401
>>14140414
Mindflayers are the best "take-you-away-to-my-rape-cave" MG.

With things like Ushi-Onis, Amazons, and Jubjubs there's always that period of absolute suffering before incubization proper sets in. With Mindflayers it's just one *schlorp* and you're already a person who knows nothing but pleasure for the rest of your existence. And that turns me on.

post werebats

>>14140471

>you're already a person

are you though?

It really depends on how much of 'you' she decides is extraneous to her needs.

Like were you a person who had hobbies before she kidnapped you - might not want a boy-toy who misses those... Had any person attachment to other people? why would she want you to remember anyone but her?

there is of course always the hope that she will like you enough not to destroy you and make any 'adjustments' minimal... but if she isn't and the only thing you are left is a program to love and fuck her, than that's more like getting killed and your body used a fleshy servitor from warhammer setting

>>14139998
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

You feel it too, don't you?

>>14140488
Creature, entity, organic dilder, I don't give a hootin' horse's heck. It feels good.

If you come across a young Ushi-Oni in the wild please be sure to keep eye contact at all times when backing away slowly, failure to do so will likely result in hugs and possibly rape.

>>14140508
or I could piledriver her

>>14140508
post the backpack mini-ushi

>>14140516

>>14140508
As if a spidercow that size could rape me, hah! I'd like to see one try.

>>14140520
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