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Behold! Dreams... Don't die!

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>> No.14127924
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>>14127923
Did you hear something?

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>>14127923

>> No.14127927

>>14127923
Snuggle war now!
Impregnate the tanukis!

>> No.14127928

>>14127923
>if I motorboat her will she stop shooting lasers?

>> No.14127929
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>>14127923
Monoeyes are amazing.

>> No.14127930

>>14127925
Just start writing already.

>> No.14127931

>>14127924
No, but I think that bush was in front of my house earlier today. Is it following me?

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The last one.

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>>14127930

>> No.14127936 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.14127937

The indent to the left is a little funky looking.

>> No.14127938

>Want threesome
>Unsure of how much emotional attachment the girls should have to eachother
Should the other girl be little more than just another source of pleasure, or should she genuinely care for her as a third partner? Or is that too /u/?

>> No.14127942

>>14127933
It's not really that spectacular I have to admit.

>> No.14127943
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>>14127931
Must be your imagination. I mean, it all looks the same, doesn't it?

>> No.14127944

>>14127933
That ganguro Devil needs the smug gangbanged out of her.

>> No.14127945

>>14127938
It's bigamy anon, you're ok.

>> No.14127946

>>14127933
>Dat elder devil

>> No.14127947

>>14127926
I want to hug a JubJub.
>>14127933
>Gyaru Greater devil
>MLIF Elder devil

I like it.
>>14127944
I bet she's really pure inside.

>> No.14127948

>>14127947
I bet she has STD's.

Speaking of, Nurgle-chan story when?

>> No.14127953

>>14127933
Those are some fine semen demons. The unspeakable things I'd do to be able to dick that greater devil.

>> No.14127954

>>14127923
>You awaken to the creaks of your bedroom door.
>sleepily you rub your eyes and look at the white silhouette in your door opening.
>You sigh "nee-san you cant, papa will get angry" you whisper.
>She smiles "It's okay hes drunk again." She places a hand on her shoulder. "Besides its cold tonight"
>She slithers over to your bed and lies down, the end of her tail sliding under the covers around your feet.
>You can feel her large breasts press softly against the back of your head.
>"What if he finds you in my bed again" you press.
>"You're only ten don't you get bossy with me." She nips the top of your neck.
>You shudder a little and she holds you tighter. Again you wonder why papa was so opposed to this.
>You turn around placing your head between your sisters soft pillows. Her eyes obtain a slightly red glow and her hips begin to grind against your pelvis.
>pleasure shoots through your lower body making you moan.
>Your sister slowly slides your pajama downwards until you can hear a pop.
>you sigh a little as she release your penis from its constraints
>"I love you" She whispers.
>She was about to bound your bodies, when suddenly your door slams open and light streams in. and a heavy voice makes you both jump in fear.
>"GET OFF YOUR LITTLE BROTHER YOU TRAMP"

>> No.14127956

>>14127948
No she's pure!

>> No.14127958
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>> No.14127962

>>14127958
Breasts too small/10

>> No.14127965
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>>14127958

>> No.14127966

>>14127924
What a cute little shrub.

>> No.14127973

>>14127943
Yeah, but now it's in my living room...

>> No.14127974

>>14127924
>Day 14: The alraune are still not aware that I'm a shrub, infiltration shall continue.

>> No.14127978

>>14127930
Start writing what exactly.

>> No.14127980

>>14127938
Monstergirls seem to like humans in general and KC's own canon is full of monsters who obviously care a lot for women (this is the main rationale for monsterization), them loving another girl alongside you is no problem at all.

Two really incompatible girls putting aside their differences due to their shared love for you is fine too, though. As is actual monster girl yuri.

>> No.14127981

>you will never help zipangu/mg japan with modernizing their army.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE3yMEfpk6E

>> No.14127982

>>14127954
>"P-papa w-wait" you begin to stammer, but the bear of a man quickly runs in your room and grabs your sister by her long white hair.
>His strength easily pulls the giant snake from your bed.
>She screams in pain as he drags her out of your room. "No stop." She cries.
>You jump out of your bed to try and plead for your sister.
>He turns around and look at you with a sad but friendly face, contrasting with the tears streaming from your sisters eyes.
>"Go to bed Jonathan this isn't your fault"
>He closed to the door and you begin to cry as your sister pleads while being dragged down the stairs.
>You press your hands against your ears to stop the shouts of pain from your sister as father undoubtedly was beating her with his belt.

>> No.14127984

>>14127980
>As is actual monster girl yuri.
You know how the thread reacts to this.

>> No.14127986

>>14127982
this has gotten into 100% nope territory pretty fast

>> No.14127989

>>14127981
>you'll never be a Commodore Perry and make Zipangu open their borders

>> No.14127990

>>14127954
>>14127982
>father that hates monstergirls
>raises one
Buh-wah?

>> No.14127991

>>14127982
>apparently you managed to fall asleep at some point as your mother wakes you up.
>"Come on sweety it's time for breakfast. And wash your face." She gave you a kiss and slithered downstairs.
>When you enter the dining room you can see your sister already sitting on a very soft pillow.
>She gives you a painful smile and you silently take a seat. Unable to look at your father at the head of the table
>After a silent breakfast your father stands up and gives your mother a kiss.
>He walks to you and rubs your head. "How about we play some ball after I get back from work sport?" He cheerfully asks, You just nod.
>"Alright then" He walks to your sister and lets out a small sigh. "It hurts me just as much as it hurts you, just remember that"
>He softly scratches her behind the ear, a soft spot he found out from spending all these years with your mother.
>Your sister cannot contain her giggle and the tension around the table eases a little.
>"I am sorry father" your sister says in a hushed voice." He ruffles through her hair lovingly and finally departs.

>> No.14127995

>>14127989
I'd open up something else if you know what I mean.

>> No.14127999

Ok Anons.

A flabby manticore or muscle alice?
Which would you rather choose?
Do note that a choice of neither will result in being haunted by a ghost at all times who will end every statement you make with (Or will it?)

>> No.14128000

>>14127984
Sometimes I wished the thread let people have these conversations at peace. People could talk about it, end the discussion, and move on to another topic.

>> No.14128001

>>14127995
how do you think he opened those borders in the first place?

>> No.14128003

>>14127999
Does the ghost have a nice ass?

>> No.14128006

>>14127999
flabby manticore
>the hunter has become the hunted
also I would like to meet that ghost though she sounds pretty cool

>> No.14128007

>>14128003
No, just the weird wispy bottom.

She has E-cup breasts though.

>> No.14128008

>>14127991
>dad marries a monstergirl with a hot, lovey dovey daughter
>doesn't let you fuck eachother
Asshole.

>> No.14128012

>>14127991
>After a long silence your mother finally speaks. "me and your father have been talking" she begins.
>"Remember how you wanted to go to the MGcity. Well we found a great university there, it's called MGU. Apparently they have human boys attending." Your mother smiled.
>After hearing this your sister just stares at her in shock. "You cant be serious." she began to shake. "How can you do this, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS."
>Your sister stands up her tail throwing her chair across the room. It must have hurt but she showed no sign of it. "How can you be so hypocritical." She shouts."
>"I know what you did with your brother when you were young." Now it was your mothers turn to stand up. "An act that your father has shown me was highly improper."
>"Then why do we never visit your family?! Is it not because Father Doesn't want us to mingle?!" Your sister practically screamed.
>"Enough young lady. You have already been grounded for a week, don't make me extend it."
>"I HATE YOU BOTH!" She cried, tears streaming from her face as she ran upstairs.
>You where about to follow her when you hear your mother call your name. "Jonathan, come help me with the dishes."
>Hearing the sharp tone in her voice you reluctantly start to clear the table.

>> No.14128015

>>14127999
Flabby manticore. The ghost can get back to me when she learns to transfer all that ectoplasm into her posterior.

>> No.14128016

>>14127991
This is pretty cheap anon. A drunk man beating his daughter is as cheap as NTR in terms of knee-jerk reactions.

>> No.14128017

>>14128007
I'm going for the ghost!

>> No.14128021

>>14128017
Good choice.
She loves you.
Or does she?

>> No.14128024
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Cat ass.

>> No.14128029

>>14128021
I'll know when I get a ghost blowjob.

>> No.14128030

>>14128015
But do you bully the her like she bullies others?

>> No.14128037

>>14128029
Or will you?

>> No.14128042

>Miia doing the Legend Killer Pose still is not a thing

>> No.14128046

>>14128042
>Legend Killer Pose
She's hardly a wrassler.

>> No.14128047

>>14127999
Flabby Manticore! I'll love her and train her that even with her flab she can still be an intimidating predator!

>> No.14128049

>>14128024
She's cute but the futa thing has sullied her.

>> No.14128050

>>14128024
I wanna throw a ball of yarn in front of her and watch her bend over and shake her fat cat booty!

>> No.14128055

>>14128012
>As you dry the plates you finally mustered enough courage to clear your throat. "Mama, why does papa hit sister?"
>Your mother freezes before answering. "Your sister did a bad thing Jonathan."
>"Why is it a bad thing?" "Well Jonathan you cant do those kinds of things with your sister, and your sister should know better at her age." She sighed.
>"But why is it not wrong when you and daddy do it?" She froze again. "You shouldn't spy on other people Jonathan." She said sharply.
>You kept quiet, feeling that you almost crossed a line. After some time however your mother began to speak again.
>Your "Father and I are not related, you and your sister are." she stated.
>"Sister said you did things with your brother when you were younger." Your mother sighed. "I grew up in the city, things are different there. People are more ope... degenerate. Your father took me on a trip one day and showed me the wonders of the more civilized world. That's when I fell in love with him." Your mother smiled.
>"I didn't realize then, how wonderful and safe the twelve peers were. Your father showed me".
>"This is the place I want my son to grow up in. A place where boys can play safely, yet monsters are not discriminated against."
>You didn't understand much of it.

>> No.14128056

>>14128046
She'd put you in the Cobra clutch, and make you hamble

>> No.14128057
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>>14128007
Tits too big, sounds annoying, don't want her. This one, on the other hand...?

>> No.14128065

>>14128057
>tits too big
No such thing. Give me a ghost with tits so big that the reason she haunts my house is that she can't move anywhere else.

Actually, give me a ghost with tits so big that the she haunts my house is that it was built over her rack.

She should also lactate ectoplasm when aroused.

>> No.14128068

>>14128056
I have no idea what that is.

>> No.14128070

>>14127929
Do they even have brains? Doesn't their eyesocket pretty much take up their entire skull?

>> No.14128073

>>14128070
I want to fuck a dumb slut Cyclops now.

>> No.14128074

>>14127999
I'm going to take that slutty ghost (or will I?)

>> No.14128076

>>14128070
That's why they only exist in 2d

>> No.14128077

>>14128068
Look up Iron Shiek.
He's the crazy Iranian uncle a lot of wrestling fans wish they had.

>> No.14128079

>>14128070
Humans have two eyes, which is double as much as cyclopes. Obviously the huge eye is an annie-may convention like saucer eyes on human characters.

>> No.14128081

>>14128077
He's going to fuck my son though.

>> No.14128085

>>14128070
That question wasn't fair, big eyes are just a thing in manga/anime

Hell, the girl who asked that question had two anime eyes that are so big you've got to wonder if they're touching each other inside HER skull

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>>14128055
>A year later you had to say goodbye to your sister.
>You tried to hold back your tears to no avail.
>"It's okay she said, I will visit soon." She smiled while hugging you tight.
>Afterwards she coldly hugged your mother. "It's for the best your mother said." placing her tail on your sisters.
>"Best for you." She replied. Pulling away she stood in front of the huge bear-like man that was her father.
>He placed a hand on her shoulder. "I know you hate me for this, but I hope you will come to realize the error of your ways."
>"You will see how MGcity is with your own eyes and you will see how right I was."
>"Also don't let your mothers parents corrupt you to much." He smiled.
>"Probably not as much as you did." She replied coldly.
>Your father sighed.
>She boarded the train and as it took off you couldn't even chase after her with your mother holding your hand.
>"You will thank me for this someday Jonathan." Your father spoke.
>You never did.

Looking criticism on grammar and general writing style.

>> No.14128091

I want to see a Kobold going by a pet shop and seeing the puppies in the window and getting ideas of her own puppies

>> No.14128093

>>14128037
I don't care as long as I get to see her ectoplasm filled breasts.

>> No.14128103

>>14127954
>>14127982
>>14127991
>>14128012
>>14128055
>>14128086
>Not running away with your Onee-san and living together and enjoying a nice simple life in a small house in a small town off the map, far away from everything where just you and her can be happy
No one should come before your onee-san. No one.

>> No.14128104

>>14128030
The manticore? Of course.
I'd tease her until she started chasing me and once she's out of breath I'd grope her meaty, sweaty body while chiding her over being such a pathetic predator. I'd use her fat tailpussy as my personal onahole while whispering praise into those fuzzy ears about how pleasurable her hody is, even if she's no good for anything else.

I'd make her wear tight clothes that hug her form closely, maybe even try some shibari just to see the rope dig into that plump flesh.

>> No.14128106

What would you do if you're waifu got a bit tubby from eating too many sweets? Would you help her work out?

>> No.14128107

>>14128086
Seems like you're trying to be all implicit and mysterious, but you're just bad at it. Try something straightforward to begin with.

>> No.14128108

>>14128093
How would ghost milk taste like?

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>>14128093
How wise.

>> No.14128116

>>14128106
Sure I'd help her out. I'd bake her more sweets.

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>>14128103
>Living in a hovel with your onee-san while spending every day reaming her lewd chubby stinky holes on camera for a living
I seriously hope you don't do this.

>> No.14128121

>>14128106
Give her more sweets.

>> No.14128123

>>14128110
She looks tired. I bet she'd like to have a good night's sleep with me under the snuggly blankets.

>> No.14128124

>>14128107
could you clarify?
this is just how to words pop in my mind. I wasn't trying to fedora.
with straightforward you mean just state the exact thing that is happening without euphemism?

i could try that, in my mind that would make it very boring and bland.

>> No.14128127

>>14128108
Like regular milk but spookier. And marshmallow flavored.
>>14128110
She looks soft.

>> No.14128129

>>14128118
I would in a heartbeat! I don't care how lewd, chubby, or stinky she may be, she's my onee-san and I'd stay with her till death! We'll make ends meet, we'll stay by each others side. I'd rather a life of barely getting by by my onee-san's side, then a lonely life of luxury without her.

>> No.14128132

>>14127938
In a setting like this I like to have them as really close sisters. Maybe slight rivalry but still affectionate.

>> No.14128134

>>14127943
Hey...is it getting closer?

>> No.14128135

>>14128118
>not wanting to ream you lizard girl nee-san's lewd chubby stinky holes

>> No.14128142

>>14128134
Don't be silly, bushes don't move.

>> No.14128144

>>14128118
>for a living
She's a monstergirl, she can feed off your semen. If you bang her enough, and you will because she's your onee-san and it is improper not to give at least three creampies a day to your onee-san, you will also become an incubus and can feed off her tits.

You don't actually need amenities, just take shelter in some abandoned house. If your parents find you somehow, there's always the option of double "suicide" in the ocean (which promotes your snake onee-san to sea snake onee-san as a bonus) or eloping to Pandemonium.

>> No.14128146

>>14128129
>>14128135
I bet you sickos would even kiss her stinky bacteria-infested mouth and snuggle up to her sweaty, clammy, flabby stomach in the night! Gross!

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>MFW getting chased by Balalaika-Manticore hybrid
>Yelling in Russian

>> No.14128151

>>14128086
You're probably going to get shit on for being melodramatic and using cheap methods to appeal to audience emotion. Rather, people will call you a shit or edgy or something stupid, but melodrama+cheap appeals to emotion are the actual reasons.

The writing itself is good though, a lot better than some. Style and grammar are fine, content needs a little work.

>> No.14128154

>>14128149
Is that a fucking cheetah?
If you've managed to get a cheetah to try and kill you, just stop running because you fucking deserve it.

>> No.14128155

>>14128149
I often wonder if that dude made it out alive.

>> No.14128156

>>14128146
You'd bet I would! I'd even french kiss her, and snuggle up even closer in return! And I'd enjoy doing all that, and do so happily and willingly!

>> No.14128158

>>14128149
>Balalaika-Manticore
I don't know which of them would make snu-snu rougher.
>>14128154
It just wants to play.

>> No.14128159

>>14128118
Despair but also an erection

>> No.14128161

>>14128151
i just wrote out my dream with some alterations.

its just hard to find different word to stop repeating the same words over and over again when i am not english.

>> No.14128164

>>14128156
You need a succubus to fuck that nonsense out of you.

Next thing you know, you'll say you want hand holding or something deviant

>> No.14128166

>>14128149
If you look closely you can see the guy's ancestor spirits giving him power

Outmanuevering a cheetah, holy shit.

>> No.14128170

>>14128146
You bet! I'd kiss her long and passionately, even sucking on her reviling tongue before snuggling up to her plump body.

>> No.14128173

Remember to support your local Onee-Sabbath chapter.
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Pledge now and receive an "Onee-sama" babydoll nightgown and a Ninja Turtles lunch box!

>> No.14128175

>>14128166
He's like the Prince running from Dahaka.

>> No.14128177

>>14128166
Not quite. The guy straight up killed all his momentum and had to waste energy from fresh. Cat had the right idea, step off the wall and keep as much momentum as you can.

>> No.14128178

>>14128173
>Onee-Sabbath
It's time to stop trying to force this.

>> No.14128179

>>14128104
Nice.
Just be sure you don't burn too many calories with her, otherwise the chasing will work its way into her favor

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>>14128170
>>14128156
I want Nurglites to leave

>> No.14128183

>>14128161
Like I said, the writing itself was fine. Really good actually, if you aren't a native English speaker.

The story is just a little too "daytime TV drama" to appeal to most Anons here.

>> No.14128186

>>14128178
It's not really forcing if barely has any mention aside from a few posts. That, or you just don't like it.

>> No.14128187

>>14128170
I bet you'd do weird fetish videos with her where you cultivate the bacteria from her tongue to show how disgusting it is before lovingly caressing it with your entire mouth on camera, including deepthroating it and letting her drool slowly drip into your mouth along it from above.

>> No.14128188

>>14128154
>>14128155
The Pakistani/Hindi guy getting chased actually owns the cheetah as an exotic pet, as he does other animals. He's letting it chase him because it's good exercise and the animals enjoy the thrill of being able to tap into their prey instinct every once in a while.

Except one of these days he's going to turn it on and the cat won't know how to turn it off so it just ends up making him into its dinner.

>>14128158
It's just a brain fart I had as a possible continuation to a shitty story I did. I mean, there was a fire and a certain MG caught up in it and I love the shit out of Balalaika/Baconator to the point that Azasuke fucking with her personality was at least tolerable at best so long as she got a hentai doujin.

>> No.14128190

>>14128178
raisedeyebrow.jpg

>> No.14128193

>>14128188
>spoiler
I think at worst it would end with him in the hospital needing a lot of stitches. Cheetahs aren't really the type to actually kill a person straight up.

>> No.14128197

>>14128179
Getting caught by a frustrated manticore bent on getting revenge for all the humiliation she endured up till then would be it's own kind of fun.

But that'd be up to her to decide. Which is more important? Revenge or being pampered with hearty home cooked meals each time I'd be done thoroughly enjoying her body.

>> No.14128198

>>14128156
>>14128170
Why is Chubby Komodo Onee-san so perfect?

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>>14128173
>literally a busty bapho
I think I'm in love

>> No.14128204

>>14128086
>Anons hating the father for protecting a ten year old from a sexual predator
Are so many of us that far gone to see him as a bad guy for it? A little kid can't make that kind of decision and the older sister clearly knew better.

>> No.14128206

>>14128193
I'm talking about one of his other pets, a tiger.

>>14128181
>I want Nurglites to leave

Oh come on Anon, don't you want to soak with your Plaguebringer onee-san in the brackish and effluvial morass of the Bogs of Eternal Stench?

She only wants to love you Anon, and love you she will. Sure, she may have a few cists here and there leaking a pus-like ichor down her breasts in creamy disgusting rivers. But that's okay, isn't it? The bacteria in her mouth would at least help fight off the horrible taint that the Keeper of Secrets with its puzzle-vagina. But then again, there's also the scurvy and other horrifying things going on in her mouth.

But man, just imagine that Nurglite pussy man. Twenty kinds of chlamydia, warm and wet enough that you can basically feel your cock melting into her moist gusset as she yips and moans, skin flaking and flesh sloughing off her body.

You yourself won't be that much of a looker anymore, safe to say. Hell, you'd probably get confused for The Toxic Avenger or some shit at some point in your service to Papa Nurgle. But you know what the best part is?

Your waifu loves you and you get the best father-in-law this side of Alpha Centauri. Oh and you're immune to virtually any disease while being a plague carrier yourself.

>> No.14128207

>>14128187
Nigga, it'd savor her lips, mouth and caress her tongue with mine until our combined saliva ran down both of our chins. And that's before I'd dive into her other slavering hole.

>> No.14128209

>>14128179
>implying you wouldn't want to be caught and milked senseless by a now muscular and thankful manticore.

>> No.14128210

>>14128198
One of the mysteries of life, Anon.

Also Komodos are capable of parthenogenesis so in theory they could allow you to have sex with a virgin milf and her slutty daughter at the same time, which is a weird, obscure fetish of mine.

>> No.14128213

>>14128210
>a virgin milf and her slutty clone
Fixed, also hot as hell!

>> No.14128214

>>14128206
>one of his other pets, a tiger
Oh. Yeah, that would be a little bad.

>> No.14128216

>>14128183
thanks.

what is more acceptable suffering ?

or do i just write about a boy jogger that becomes one of the girls at the local gym. where there is a split between the cardio bunnys and the gymrats. (the huge MG's just dont give a shit)

>> No.14128218

>>14128213
Eh. Younger clone, daughteru, close enough.

>> No.14128219

>>14128198
Because she's so gross. It's a forbidden fruit.

>> No.14128220

>>14128206
I think I threw up a little. Can we stop now, anons?

>> No.14128222

>>14128204
I remember being 10 well enough to know damn well I'd want to kick my dad's ass in this situation.

>> No.14128223

>>14128206
I think we've gone way past the point of heresy and I don't know if we're going to be forgiven for this.

>> No.14128224

>>14128198
She just is. Might have something to do with her being affectionate and completely shameless about showing it in the most lewd ways imaginable.

I mean, come on, it's a lewd, plump lizard girl with a love for exhibitionism, deepthroating and creampies.

>> No.14128225

>>14128198
>>14128206
Nurgle-chan x Komodo girl contagion yuri when?

>> No.14128227

>>14128225
>>14128206
Don't ruin Komodo girls with this Nurgle thing.

>> No.14128229

>>14128224
Where would you prefer to get a quick deepthroat from her and how many strokes do you think you would last?

>> No.14128233

>>14128206
There's a line and I think we're way past it, Bollocks.

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>>14128220
>>14128223
The best part?

Nurglettes are monoeyes

>> No.14128237

>>14128216
>more acceptable suffering
That's a really hard balance to find, and it depends on individual Anons' tastes. Well written suffering is great, but it's exceedingly hard to pull off. The only advice I can give is try to keep close to reality, don't make characters overreact to things, and try to avoid plots you would expect to see in a soap opera. And no Key Aids.

>>14128216
>or do i just write about
That does sound nice as well though

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>>14128234
>gross chubby monoeye
Would get addicted to her pustule-ridden STD pussy and become unable to cum from masturbation or other girls.

>> No.14128242

>>14128197
Imagine how embarrassed she'd be if you caught her purring after a meal.

>>14128209
>Musclecore

Just as nice as a soft one

>> No.14128243

>>14128240
That's gross.

>> No.14128244

>>14128240
>pustule-ridden STD pussy
Jesus why are monoeyes so fucking shit. Komodo onee-sans are nice virgins.

>> No.14128245

>>14128229
Anywhere really, though some place with others nearby or where's a chance of getting discovered would be the best.
I'd probably end up like the MC at first in Harblador's story, hosing down her face just from the thought of those lips warping around my dick. Otherwise I'd pump her throat as long as I could get hard and had strength enough to stand.

>> No.14128248

>>14128234
If it wasn't for the literally decaying bodies I'd keep tapping that until an eight pointed star mark appeared on my dick.

>> No.14128250

>>14128178
it's kinda canon though, KC mentioned a few times in his Q&A how there's a separate kind of adult looking witches

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>>14128233
>It has to be THAT GUY if it's something stupid!

Anon, please.

>> No.14128256

>>14128244
>nice virgins
What entry level taste. So you just want a moeblob with bad breath?

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>>14128250
>adult looking witches
Wunderbar.

>> No.14128261

>>14128254
BEAT HER WITH A STICK!

>> No.14128262

>>14128242
Caught? I'd hand feed her dessert and coax purrs from her by scratching her chin and ears with one hand while stoking her stomach with the other. And once the meal had time to settle down in her I'd start teasing about getting fat if she gorges herself that much until she gets irritated and decides to show try to show me up. And with another chase breaking out the cycle begins anew.

>> No.14128263

>>14128248
You could always Sergeant KC's Sunshine Band that away as her skin just drying up like one of the Pharaohs in EMG's Monster-verse. It kind of fits them thematically as well because necrotic skin tends to be... yeah.

No.

>> No.14128265

>>14128250
>>14128257
I just want KC to do a profile for one of them. Just one. Or six. Is that too much to ask?

>> No.14128267

>>14128245
>where's a chance of getting discovered
Lewd! Do you imagine yourself as her brother or her as just a figurative onee-san? What would you do if you were caught getting a BJ from your literal sister?

>> No.14128269

>>14128265
I doubt he'd make a second profile art for the Witch, but maybe for a different name? What's something that's almost entirely like a Witch but called something else?

>> No.14128270

>>14128254
Ovaries is warhams savvy, likes some out there stuff and is active around this time of the day. It's not an unwarranted assumption.

>> No.14128272

>>14128269
Sorceress.

>> No.14128273

>>14128269
Sorceress?

>> No.14128274

>>14128267
>Not being blood related or at the least adoption related
The closer you are to your onee-san, the better.

>> No.14128275

>>14128272
Lich is already the Sorceress.

>> No.14128276

>>14128274
But if you're twins she's barely an onee-san, so you can't go too close.

>> No.14128277

>>14128272
>>14128273
Sorceress could work. Though I'd love if KC made a Magician Girl

I want a showgirl with a top hat, cape, and rabbits to pull out of shit. I want her to give me a titjob, and then right before I cum pull a card out of my dick that happens to be the same card I pulled when she first hit on me.

>> No.14128279

>>14128275
A sexy kuudere sorceress. I wish there was more art of her, as in good quality stuff.

>> No.14128281

>>14128277
>hat
>cape
Mad Hatter might be up your alley

>> No.14128282

>>14128277
>I want a showgirl with a top hat, cape
>Bunny girl dress with a blazer top
>SMUG
YES

>> No.14128284

>>14128277
>she reaches into her top hat and somehow gives you a handjob from across the room

>> No.14128288
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14128288

Doing some streaming: https://picarto.tv/monorus

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>>14128270
>>14128270
>Being savvy of Games Jewshop stuff makes you a guy who for all you know is the devil or some shit like Karu from /vg/

T-thanks I guess?

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>>14128275
I wish she was drawn with different body-types though.
>>14128281
Mad Hatters are seen wearing Zoot suits most of the time, aren't they? Although I'd imagine that there are some Hatters that like to wear European style capes.

>> No.14128292

>>14128282
>Smug, haughty and boisterous magician rabbit girl who has exhibitionist sex with her husband, and while doing so does all sorts of magic tricks to wow the audience
>Afterwards you have to help her sign autographs and handle the fans
Damn I'd love to be fucked by her, but she has to wear the hat.

>> No.14128293
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14128293

>Hello sir. Do you have a moment to talk about the oppai sabbath?
>It's full of beautiful girls looking for a loving onii-chan.
>Warm, soft paizuri in a cuddly, portable package! Join the oppai sabbath today.

>> No.14128295

>>14128265
>>14128269
as said, adult looking witches would be a separate kind under a different name. So who knows, we might actually get them during his current pre-comiket rush

>> No.14128297

>>14128267
Both are fine. A blood related sister, or some farther removed relative like a half sister, cousin, second cousin or an unrelated girl like a foster sister or neighborhood chindhood friend you grew up spending a lot of time with.

>What would you do if you were caught getting a BJ from your literal sister?
Either go completely limp in three seconds flat from the surprise or bust a nut in her mouth from the thrill of being exposed as she grabs on and doesn't let go until she's done slurping up the whole load.

>> No.14128298

>>14128288
Is that an MH monstergirl?

>> No.14128301

>>14128295
I hope to god he does. Aren't we scheduled for a new one on Wednesday?

>> No.14128303

>>14128293
Ehhh, youse alright.

>> No.14128306

I want to hunt a monster girl and force her to marry me!

>> No.14128307

>>14128298
Yeah, Jinouga.

>> No.14128308

>>14128297
>grabbing her by the hair and cumming buckets all over her mouth
>Oh go~d! I'm irrumating my blood-related sister while my classmate is watching!
And then the non-related girl who had a crush on you runs away crying.

>> No.14128310

>>14128290
>a guy who for all you know is the devil or some shit like Karu from /vg/

Like I give a fuck as long as he occasionally writes stuff I enjoy.

>> No.14128311

>>14128307
Ah, neato.

>> No.14128317

>>14128306
>force
That word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

>> No.14128318

>>14128269
Haxan?

First in a breed of German monsters?

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14128320

>>14128295
KC did state that he's into onee-san types, so you may be right.

>> No.14128322

>>14128306
Me too. I'd tie her to my bed and forcibly kiss and cuddle her every night for a few months and then put the ring I finally saved up for on her finger and my dick inside her.

>> No.14128334

>>14128308
Oh come on, like that would be all that scandalous in a world with monster girls. And even then I wouldn't be able to resist the taboo combo of face fucking the gross, slimy mouth of my lewd, blood related monster sister who everyone thinks is a looser nerd. in a public location

>> No.14128339

>>14128290
Don't worry about it. I'm also savvy, but I use the knowledge purely to deride GW scum

>> No.14128341

>just read that King of Nothing greentext posted on the last thread
I must have missed the thread it was originally posted on or something, but goddamn. Being ignored and forgotten to the point where even in the afterlife no-one wants anything to do with me is the most depressing scenario ever. Moreso because it feels more realistic than half the stories posted here somehow. I feel at least the first part of the story would happen to many of us, too.

>> No.14128344

>>14128320
This womanly specimen is just lovely. And I'm usually into the more petite girls. She's casting her magic on me, isn't she?

>> No.14128347

>>14128334
>who everyone thinks is a looser nerd
So would she be in her normal clothes or disguised as a gyaru like here?
http://exhentai.org/s/fe5c00401c/724946-38

>> No.14128349

>>14128293
Tell me more.

>> No.14128351

>>14128344
Yes, she's using the dreader eternal boner spell, if she gets it off you'll have a boner but can't cum unless you take her virginity.

>> No.14128352

>>14128341
How can they want anything to do with you when they can't even percieve you?

Also
>Getting this affected when it's basically just a tweak on the the man with the sack from The Storyteller

>> No.14128353
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>>14128344
It's that short hair mang.

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>>14128288
>Zinogre girl in a wedding dress

BASED

>> No.14128357

>>14128351
I'm not seeing the problem.

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>>14128250
>>14128295
Yes

>> No.14128369

>>14128363
That woman is a pedomophile! I'll call the Paladins on her and save that poor little boy from rape!

>> No.14128371
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14128371

You ave lived within the monster empire for all your life. While life is not perfect, you are content. The winters can be long and harsh, but food is usually plenty and the crime rate tends to be low. But men are scare in the empire, and many fights break out over them, and laws were made to keep men "safe" While you managed to stay single, it's not likely you can keep it up for much longer.

Recently, war has broken up between the Empire and the Human Republic over both resources and men. To put it simply, things are getting bad and you might not enjoy your current freedoms if you stay. You hear about how the Republic is accepting refugees, but the Empire makes it clear that anyone caught WILL be punished, and how many refugees are abused.

Will you stay in relative safety, or risk everything and try to find a better life?

>> No.14128372

>>14128347
Normal clothes. The gyaru getup is for when she's getting taken for an evening outing that ends with her up against a wall or a tree in a quiet corner of a park. On second thought, that doesn't need to be the end, there's always tape and toys to plug her up and keep her from leaking during the rest of the night.

>> No.14128373

>>14128307
Actually It's Pronounced Super Sayain Lightning Wolf

>> No.14128376

>>14128369
He's asking for it.

>> No.14128377

>A lich will never cast an eternal orgasm spell on you to see how the male body copes with such intense and unending pleasure
>she'll never watch with a disinterested expression as you collapse to the floor, ejaculating uncontrollably and squealing at her for it to stop
>she'll never just scribble down a few notes in her book, completely ignoring your pleas

>> No.14128379

>>14128310
I have a feeling I don't want to know what that is.

>>14128339
I've never built or painted a Games Workshop army successfully. More of a fluff nerd than anything else. Strictly Fantasy though, because 40K at more times than not comes off as a raging hormones driven macho fantasy bullshit that creates more memetic nonsense than it does an interesting setting.

That and it's the Yu-Gi-Oh to Fantasy's previous Magic The Gathering. All flash and bang but no tact.

>> No.14128384

>>14128377
Why am I reminded of that torture machine in the Princess Bride?

>> No.14128386

>>14128377
It doesn't. You'd be dead or brain damaged before the end of the first hour.

>> No.14128390

>>14128371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrFiOjxk5s

>> No.14128391

>>14128379
40k is at least unique as a setting. Fantasy is just more Gygax imitation tripe. But now we're just discussing the relative merits of two kinds of shit.

>> No.14128396

>>14128379
>I have a feeling I don't want to know what that is.
>not wanting Wight mom incest, lewd Manticubs, Shoggoth shagging and Kroxigor snu snu

>> No.14128399

>>14128391
>40k is at least unique as a setting

I enjoy some 40k but...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ha!

>> No.14128400

>>14128204
I remember being 10 well enough to know that it's exactly the kind of decision I'd love to rape. Furthermore, you say he was protecting a ten year old from asexual predator, conveniently omitting the fact that he brutalized and beat the shit out of his own daughter, who he helped give birth to. An offense any decent mother would instantly leave over, whereas this simpering excuse for a cumrag meekly said 'it's for the best'.

Maybe it's a cultural thing. The anon who wrote it implied english wasn't his first language. Maybe it's okay to beat women where he's from.

>> No.14128401

>>14128086
It's okay. You are leaving a rather open ending though. Some people might prefer that, but most people would likely prefer a more closed ending.

>> No.14128407

>>14128391
>40k is at least unique as a setting
Anon...

>> No.14128408

>>14128399
It's fucking stupid but its a unique kind of fucking stupid.

>> No.14128411

>Be Wizard
>Have Undead familiar
>Have a choice between using your magic to make her an Oni through putting tons of mana into her muscles, a Wight by pumping Mana into her very soul, a Lich by using a magical mind meld to give her the knowledge of magic, or a Vampire by growing the Darkness inside her
What would you do?

>> No.14128412

>>14128391
This is true.

Shit wrapped in tin foil is still shit.

Settra the Imperishable is still one of my favorite fantasy villains though given he gave the Chaos Gods the middle finger after they not only brought him back to life, but made him immortal again.

>> No.14128416

>>14128363
Oh no, that horrible hat monster is trying to eat that poor little boy and his onee-san

>> No.14128418

>>14128416
That hat monster belongs to the onee-san.

>> No.14128421

>>14128371
Replace Empire with Federation, and you pretty much have what's going on in New Jericho.
That being said, I would want to pursue a life that lets me choose my life partner instead of the first thing with the highest bodycount.

>> No.14128423

>>14128396
>Wight mom incest
I'm not following this conversation but that caught my interest.

>> No.14128424

>>14128341
Yer welcome.
>>14128352
>man with the sack from The Storyteller
What's that?

>> No.14128426

>>14128411
Get one of those instant Familiar kits from the Sabbath.

>> No.14128429

>>14128400
So what should he have done? Let the powerful older monstergirl rape an underage kid?

>> No.14128430

>>14128416
>>14128418
The hat is the monster, the onee-san is just its latest victim.

After the hat injects its embryos into him, the boy will also become a host and slowly transform into a busty rapist onee-san.

>> No.14128433

>>14128371
That socialist movement that has formed in the empire sounds pretty good. A little weird that all the top folks are monster girls though but oh well, they sound pretty sincere.

>> No.14128434

>>14128391
>40k
>Unique

I ran Black Templar and I can tell you that, no, 40k is not unique


Still a fun setting though

>> No.14128435

>>14128430
...what?

>> No.14128436

>>14128423
I think I'm having a heart attack...

>> No.14128440

>>14128411
All of them!
She'll be the greatest familiar!

>> No.14128444

>>14127933
>all those devils

Time to purge.

>> No.14128445

>>14128363
God bless kloah.

>> No.14128449

>>14128424
>What's that?

Similar classic fairytale with a different MacGuffin, and the guy is barred from both heaven and hell and forced to wander unknown on earth instead for eternity.

>> No.14128452

>>14128440
An Oni Wight Lich Vampire?
How would that even look?

>> No.14128455

>>14128411
A Lich with killer thighs.

>> No.14128456

>>14128429
It wasn't rape, because the kid wanted it. He was only resisting because he knew that if they were caught, their drunk father would beat the shit out of her.

Besides, he could have been more gentle about it, but by pulling her off him, he did his job. At which point he should have sat down with her and had a talk explaining why it's apparently not allowed. Not taken his fist to her. And then taken the whole "It's your fault I hit you." rout.

But there's no point looking so deep into it because it's just shallow and cheap, on par with "I can't write a convincing villain so I need to make him rape innocent virgins".

>> No.14128461

>>14128371
Not nearly enough info to make a decision.

>> No.14128462

>>14128411
Do everything and see what happens.

>> No.14128463

>>14127982
>father who isn't addled by mamono mana and doesn't want his kids fucking

As pro incest as I am, this is pretty refreshing.

>> No.14128468

>>14128434
You really going to point out anything from the early 80's that's similar? Because all I got is Shadowrun and that's Earth only, not galactic.

>> No.14128471

>>14128177
>Cat had the right idea, step off the wall and keep as much momentum as you can.
It's still sliding accross the wall, and it's gona hit the other wall with its face. Analyze the gif better.

>> No.14128474

>>14128396
The last time I was in these threads I remember somebody comparing him to Bob and saying he's the master of ad nauseum so no thank you.

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>>14128444
>Not joining the demon cult

It's pretty great. They promised me power when we take over the city.

>> No.14128481

>>14128449
Huh. I hadn't heart of this folk tale. Yeah, very similar.

>>14128452
A thin, horned wight with fangs, tall busty and lithe with wiry muscles who has an expressionless attitude, and a haughty countenance.

>> No.14128483

>>14128456
>It wasn't rape, because the kid wanted it.
Age of consent disagrees with you there, at that age you aren't mature enough to make those kinds of decisions, but anyway.

>Besides, he could have been more gentle about it, but by pulling her off him, he did his job. At which point he should have sat down with her and had a talk explaining why it's apparently not allowed.
What if he's repeatedly told her not to? How would he get her to stop? I agree beating her isn't the answer but I'd be damned if I let someone, even another family member take advantage of a child.

>But there's no point looking so deep into it because it's just shallow and cheap, on par with "I can't write a convincing villain so I need to make him rape innocent virgins".
Honestly, I agree. Perhaps if the story had more thought put into it there wouldn't be this problem.

>> No.14128485

>>14128452
Muscled vampire with insane magical power and ethereal claws with which to manipulate the soul.

she gon get so many head pats

>> No.14128491

>>14128474
You don't have to like something, but at least make an effort at not being a retard who forms his opinions solely based on others' opinions from a Tibetan basket weaving commune.

>> No.14128503

>>14128390
You decide to escape. Along the way you meet a mysterious man in a red motorcycle helmet and a shield . He doesn't really do much, just play his guitar and give you the occasional thumbs up, but you manage to get out with him.

>>14128421
You want to run. You manage to get to the border to find to packed with people like you. Making your way to the offices you mange to find the officer responsible for taking refugees in. She explains that they have their hands full, but maybe there's a way that a handsome young man like you can make his way to the top of the list.

>>14128433
You stay at home like a good boy. After the war ends, a sergeant in the army comes home and courts you. Because she really wants a family after the war, you soon are married.

>>14128461
Since men are the fairer sex and are useful, they are not allowed to enlist in the military as solders. Otherwise, men are free to choose from many jobs, but it is very hard to convince them that you can handle the more dangerous ones. Casual sexism is also fairly common, with some of the monsters reminding you that you should find a wife and have children soon like all men aspire to do. Most of the positions in the courts and government are filled with monstergirls as well, so things are usually biased towards monsters. You know nothing of the human republic, other that men enjoy more freedom there.

>> No.14128504

>>14128341
The story is too dumb to feel bad about.
Fair enough, monsters aren't interested in this guy for some reason. It makes little sense because they fuck anything, but we can roll with it.
But the afterlife outright telling him to fuck off was retarded. What exactly did he do to piss off Charon? How come she could see and talk to him but no one else could? Why did even hell not give a fuck that some guy was waltzing around the place without a demon tormenting him? Won't the queen of whatever that place is notice all her booze is missing after a while? Surely she'll notice something is up when he gets bored and decides to randomly feel her up?

>> No.14128507

>>14128476
Demon's are sluts!

>> No.14128514

>>14128377
>This is why I purge monsters

>> No.14128518

>>14128514
But that's a good thing.

>> No.14128520

>>14128471
At the end it puts its paws infront of it to push off.

>>14128483
>Age of consent disagrees with you there, at that age you aren't mature enough to make those kinds of decisions,
Says who? What's to say these laws are even in place in a monster society? I know damn well what I wanted at 10.
>What if he's repeatedly told her not to? How would he get her to stop?
By realizing right away that a monster going through puberty can't live under the same roof with a young boy, and having her live with family in the city, who are likely not brainwashed religious retards, as that reverence towards this '12 peers' would suggest.
>I'd be damned if I let someone, even another family member take advantage of a child.
Clearly beating the shit out of a child isn't overstepping your moral boundaries though. She's probably only older than him by what, two or so years? Monsters mature enough for consent at age 10, if anything thing, she's the one being taken advantage of by her own nature and biology. How exactly was she taking advantage of him? She wasn't manhandling him, he didn't resist outside of fearing for her safety. He knew full well what she intended too, otherwise he wouldn't have cautioned her.

>> No.14128522

>>14128476
>believing a Demon's word
>ever

>> No.14128527

>>14128514
Hey, she'd stop it after a while. Liches actually love their husbands and only want to learn how to please them more than any other girl.
I wish we had some Lich stories where they're actually kuudere, only showing the slightest hint of a smile when their husband cuddles them but normally giving the impression that they only care about their research.

>> No.14128528

>>14128522
I'd trust her more than I trust most humans.

>> No.14128530

>>14128522
They can't lie. You just have to push them until they can't bend truth anymore. At which point, if they stopped answering you know the truth anyway.

>> No.14128535

>>14128522
But they are so nice and takes care of me!

>> No.14128536

>>14128491
Ehn. I'd rather trust the thread's opinion on something rather than delve deep into namefag bullshit that'd do nothing but cause headaches.

>> No.14128542

>>14128520
So in other words he should have just let her rape him. That's fucked. And if you read my post I said I disagreed with the beating.

>> No.14128546
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>You and your Hellhound waifu had some daughterus
>The pups are finally old enough to go to preschool, you and your wife are extremely proud
>All 4 of them are dressed in cute little skirts and cute little backpacks
>You both drop them off, they wave goodbye in tandem and then waddle off in a line
>You and your wife share a kiss, and then drive home, ready to continue about your day
>Suddenly at around 2:00pm, the phone rings
>"Hope it's not about the girls!" she quips cheerfully
>You hope so too, but as you pick up the phone, your heart sinks
>"Hello, Mr. Anon? This is Agent Roland with Animal Control, it's about your daughter, Lachesis. I'm going to need you to come down to the station and have a talk with me."
>You arrive shortly after ending the call, a pit sits in your stomach
>"Look, sir, your daughter, Lachesis, is it? Well, she bit a human boy at school today and his mother is deciding to press charges. I'm sorry about all this but I'm going to have to go some paperwork for you, feel free to go in and talk with her while you wait."
>You go into the room and kneel in front of your daughter
>"Well, papa, this mean humie boy kept bullying me on the playground by pulling my tail! So when he went to do it again, I nipped him! Hehehe." she gives you a big toothy grin
>You here a knock and shortly after the door opens "Mr. Anon, can you come outside with me? It's probably best if she doesn't here this."
>"Hellhounds are considered domestic canids under county law, and as such when one bites a human, it's considered a threat to public safety. I don't know how to tell you this sir, but we're going to have to put Lachesis down. We've talked with the boys parents but they're unwilling to relent or speak with you, I'm sorry."
>What? This can't be serious. You look into the room where Lachesis sits, happily kicking the air and humming to herself

continuing

>> No.14128550

>>14128542
>rape
I don't think you know what that word means. The dude was consenting.
>inb4 he can't
You're not the one to decide that. He is.
>Too young
this is KC's pedoland. No such thing.

>> No.14128551

>tfw no motherly monstergirl to tell you I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU TO QUIT AFTER YOUR FIRST CASE! BUT NOOOOO, YOU HAD TO. BREAK OUT THE WhiskeyY, YOU STUPID FUCK! while she gives you lap pillow and strkes your cheek

>> No.14128554

>>14128546
This is already shit.

>> No.14128558

>>14128546
Anon pls.

>> No.14128559

>>14128546
>continuing
You don't have to.

>> No.14128563

>>14128546
>Hellhounds
>Domesticated

Fuck off maledomfag

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>>14128546
>Animal Control
>Hellhounds are considered domestic canids

>> No.14128566

>>14128503
>You know nothing of the human republic
That's exactly what I was interested in.

I'd stay. With no idea about their culture, laws and economic situation no amount of freedom will help a refugee with only the clothes on his back. Especially if they end up loosing the war. On the other hands, in the Empire in addition to any skills and merits I might possess my lot in life would be better simply by merit of men being in short supply. Even disregarding personal ties, unless the average standards of living are radically different in the Republic's favor, staying sounds like the better decision.

>> No.14128567

>>14128550
>I don't think you know what that word means. The dude was consenting.
TEN. YEARS. OLD.
I'm done, this is just too fucking stupid. The fact that you can't see what's wrong with the situation is terrifying and I want nothing more to do with this conversation.

>> No.14128568

>>14128563
Nice boogeyman.

>> No.14128571

>>14128546
I'm listening.

>> No.14128572

>>14128546
Hey, that's pretty good, I like it. Continue.

>> No.14128573

>>14128546
>Not showing the boy's parents "Threats to public safety" by personally beating the shit out of both of them and then moving away

>> No.14128576

>>14128546
>hellhounds are just doggies
>as in literally here
Nah, you're actually just trying to piss people off. You could have used kobolds, but we both know why you didn't.

>> No.14128577

>>14128563
>Hellhounds
>not domesticated

Fuck off profile autismo

>> No.14128582

>>14128546
Well you got the replies you wanted.

>> No.14128583

>>14128577
Fuck off maledom nigger.

Go talk about muh dick with a kobold you fucking mindless ape.

>> No.14128584

>>14128576
If anything, that would've made things worse. What kind of monster kills little kobolds?

>> No.14128585

>>14128546
>Animal Control
>Hellhounds are considered domestic canids under county law

I can not see how this is not bait.

>> No.14128588

>>14128584
Animal Control.

>> No.14128589

>>14128577
So when are we seeing stuff involving brutal rapist kobolds then?

>> No.14128590

>>14128583
This is bait.

>> No.14128591

>>14128576
>people can't want to tame the "untameable"
>it's all done to piss off subs

Do you honestly think you're that important to strangers on the net?

>> No.14128592

>>14128577
This is bait.

>> No.14128593

I want to drive a Chesire insane!

I'll quietly infiltrate her house while she sleeps and do things like relocating her household objects to strange places, sticking blank post-it notes to the mirrors and windows and turning the lights on in a random room of the house before leaving without a trace.

Then I meet with her everyday in the same place at the exact same time and speak the exact same dialogue to her, slightly changing one detail at a time each time we talk, and adding brief nonsensical bits of information in my speech, passing off any comments of hers on how I've already had the exact same conversation with her or how she noticed I said something weird as if I didn't know what she's talking about.

Then I'll sometimes pretend that she isn't there at all, even if she tries to talk to me, and greet her the day after and ask her why she you didn't see her around the day before.

Then I'll call her, ask her something, and remain completely silence while she speaks, recording her voice. I'll call her house again when she's out from a telephone booth and leave a message of her own voice talking.

Finally, when she's on the verge of having a mental breakdown from paranoia, I'll laugh at her for falling for it! I'll even take a picture of her silly face!

>> No.14128595

>>14128588
Oh well, they probably know what they're doing. Carry on.

>> No.14128596

>>14128583
I can't hear you over my obedient hellhound sucking my dick after fetching my slippers

>> No.14128598

and they called my hellhound story edgy.

>> No.14128602
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Some people really like to watch the world burn, uh.

>> No.14128603

>>14128589
When you write it.

>>14128592
Dom Kikimoras. Suck a dick.

>> No.14128604

>>14128583
>everything I don't like is somehow the fault of the people who's fetish I don't like
Here is your reply, you've earned it.

>> No.14128608

>>14128603
>Dom Kikimoras

It's amazing how those beta cuck maledomfags just let that happen.

>> No.14128609
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14128609

Would it seem too out of place for a big-game hunter to be using a rifle designed for military use? If not where would I look to find a more suitable weapon?

>> No.14128610

>>14128603
>Dom Kikimoras. Suck a dick.
>tit for tat childishness
So you're writing the hellhound thing because some idiot did that? Seriously?

>> No.14128614

>>14128608
[shitposting loudly]

>> No.14128616

>be dom kiki
>pest control call
>found insect living in house, got a free pesticide bombing
>Come home find husbando dead
>Thanks pest control

>> No.14128618

>>14128609
Good job /k/

>> No.14128619

>>14128608
>You should sperg about unimportant shit

I don't think so Tim. Take your bait somewhere else.

>> No.14128621

>>14128603
>Dom Kikimoras. Suck a dick.
I'm starting to believe dom kikimoras were pushed by a maledomfag.

>> No.14128622

>>14128610
>implying I'm the one writing it

>> No.14128623
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>Maledom/Femdom slapfights are starting up again
God damn it, this is why we don't get to have nice things.
These threads were relatively peaceful for a bit too.

>> No.14128624

>>14128619
Says the beta faggot who got one of the only sub monster girls taken from him.

How's that furry going for you?

>> No.14128625

>>14128546
continued

>Agent Roland guides you and Lachesis into a conspicuous looking room and then instructs her to sit up on a sterile looking metallic table
>"Alright, little one, time for a shot." says Roland as he pulls on some latex gloves and preps a syringe
>He leans over and whispers in your ear "...If you could just hold her for me..."
>You grip Lachesis' fuzzy little paw and she grips back "You know, daddy, I don't like shots, but I won't complain since you told me I'm a big girl and their good for me!"
>You hug her and tell her she's a brave little girl
>Agent Roland uses this opportunity to inject her as she's looking at you
>"Hehe, see, I didn't cry at all, I didn't feel a thing!"
>"Yep, your brave all right." Roland says coldly as he disposes of the syringe and gloves
>"P-Papa, I'm feeling sleepy" mumbles Lachesis with a yawn
>Her eyelids droop and her body sinks until eventually her grip on your hand breaks entirely
>Without realizing, tears begin to streak down your face
>"What's the big deal? It's not like she was human or anything." remarks Roland as her picks up Lachesis' body for removal
>You don't even know how to react, you're frozen
>Just then your wife bursts into the room, and immediately she sees Lachesis
>"MY BABY!" she shrieks as she runs to Roland's side, crying
>"Mam. mam. mam." Roland pauses but your wife doesn't relent "MAM, calm down, I'm just doing my job. Please move aside or else I'm going to have you forcibly removed from the premise"
>She grabs onto you and stifles her tears, sniffing all the while, she finally manages to calm down
>After waiting for an hour or so in vaguely furnished, dimly lit room, another agent finaly comes to meet with you
>"Folk, I'm sorry about what happened, but them's the breaks. Maybe use this as a lesson for your other daughters? You still have 3 more, right?

still continuing

>> No.14128627

>>14128621
Sure, just put in on the pile of "Things that are somehow our fault".

>> No.14128630
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>>14128546
>we're going to have to put Lachesis down

Let's put fetishes aside and focus on how much these fuckers will burn if they try to touch our daughteru.

>> No.14128631

>>14128624
0/10

>> No.14128636

>>14128624
>beta faggot
>only sub monster
>furry
Anon, the fish isn't supposed to realize it's bait.

>> No.14128637

>>14128618
Did I do something wrong?

>> No.14128638

>>14128609
You either missed /k/ by a mile or you're asking this for a story.
In the later case, military surplus rifles can be and are used for hunting. You could also have it be a vintage model with sentimental reasons behind why it's owner holds onto and uses it.

>> No.14128639

>>14128625
You just had all that shit on your head and wanted to take it out, uh.

>> No.14128640

>>14128625
>Letting some suit kill your daughter because she hurt some boy

This is why we need traitors.

>> No.14128641

>>14128546
>>14128625
Can I report this? I really want to report this.

>> No.14128642

>>14128637
You posted on the wrong board for one.

>> No.14128643

>>14128630
I don't give a shit about some stupid fucking kid.

She would probably just grow up to be some dumb slut anyway.

>> No.14128644

>>14128623
Can't win them all

>> No.14128645

>>14128627
>*it

>> No.14128646

>>14128625
Oh yes, bring on the pain. Hurt me motherfucker.

>> No.14128648

>>14128641
Do it.

>> No.14128649

>>14128641
Well it's shitposting, isn't it?

>> No.14128650
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14128650

>This shit
>AGAIN

>> No.14128651

>>14128625
>People will defend this is not bait

>> No.14128652
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14128652

happy funtime hugbox posting begins again!

>> No.14128653
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14128653

Less bait, more ara ara snakes.

>> No.14128654

>>14128625
Just sat back and let your daughter die. I'm just going to start ignoring you now.

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14128655

>>14128648
>>14128649
Are you having a giggle?

>> No.14128657

>>14128641
>reporting suffering stories because they make you sad
Enjoy your vacation.

>> No.14128658

>>14128643
Wow! I'm so impressed with how hardcore you are!

>> No.14128659

>>14128638
Thank you, this will help my story a lot. Just wanted to make sure in case I was doing something silly.

>>14128642
Sorry, I should have been more specific.

>> No.14128661

>>14128546
This is literally the worst thing I have read here in forever. "Domestic canids"? They wouldn't classify a sapient species like that; nor let them attend public institutions if they did!

>>14128625
And actually letting them go through with it? Seriously, this is utter shit.

>> No.14128663

>>14128649
Not in the eyes of a mod, I wouldn't think.

>> No.14128665

>>14128657
>suffering stories
Anon...

>> No.14128666

>>14128657
This isn't suffering. It's utter idiocy.

>> No.14128667

>anything that isn't happy is bait

That's fucking it. I'm going to let you faggots have it from now on.

>> No.14128668

>>14128655
>>14128663

Well, what he's posting is shit taste. And its stirring shit. It looks like shit. I'm pretty sure he's just posting shit. I.e shitposting. It's a bannable offense, right?

>> No.14128671

>>14128625
A big Hellhound just watches a suit kill her child and he's in one piece? Really?
>also, daughteru murder
Regardless of the average anon's feelings on Hellhounds, you're doing this to piss people off.

>> No.14128672

>>14128625
You sack of shit, you wanted to do this last thread but waited for the new one for maximum shitstorm.

Well you got what you wanted.

>> No.14128676

>>14128667
The jubjub story was depressing. The onee-san story earlier was depressing. This just feels like bait.

>> No.14128677

>>14128668
Pls be this dumb.

>> No.14128678

>>14128657
There's a huge difference between "Suffering" and "Retarded attempt at being dark"
That and murdering daughterus for retarded reasons is a line most of us aren't okay with crossing.

>> No.14128679

>>14128609
>Lee-Enfield variant
If anything the rarity of the ammo would be the biggest drawback for that rifle specifically, which is why you want milsurp whose ammo is still in production. As far as using them to hunt goes, it depends on your laws, but anything semi-auto or bolt-action should be fine.

>> No.14128680

>>14128667
You're retarded if you thing that shit is serious. Or maybe the writer is the retard.

>> No.14128681

>>14128665
>>14128666
>everything I don't like is bait
In that case, why not just ignore it?

>> No.14128682

>>14128625
Please give yourself a name or a trip so I can filter you from now on.

>> No.14128684

>>14128546
>>14128625
monstergirlunlimited.net/forum/

>> No.14128685

>>14128678
I agree 100%, but how about we don't sperg this time? Just this once?

>> No.14128688

>>14128681
Sure, let's allow and just ignore everything we don't like. What could go wrong?

>> No.14128690

>>14128676
Hellhounds aren't some untouchable MG. If someone wants them domesticated it shall be so, because that's the point of
MGE. Deal with it.

>> No.14128691

>>14128678
100% Correct.

>>14128685
>/mgt/
>Not sperging out
Pick one.

>> No.14128693

>>14128667
Read the two posts again, and tell me it isn't.
I understand where you're coming from. I truly do, because this thread is a little more catered to nicer things. But this isn't just an issue of "if it's not black, it can only be white".

The hellhound greentext is just sacrificing actual sense to try and rile people up. I mean, the writer knows the whole "well, they're just animals" thing is utter bullshit, so he's trying to push it even more within his own story, to try and justify it.

>> No.14128694

>>14128671
Not to mention the father who is letting this all happen.

>> No.14128695

>>14128681
>Why not just ignore futa
>Why not just ignore yuri
>Why not just ignore ntr
>Why not just ignore guro
>Why not just ignore yaoi and monster boys

>> No.14128697

>>14128690
If they were domesticated, you wouldn't be able to marry them.
If they were domesticated, you wouldn't be able to have children with them legally.
If they were domesticated, they wouldn't be allowed to attend public schools with "Normal" children.

Nothing about this "Story" makes a lick of sense. It's just an idiotic attempt at being "Dark".

>> No.14128698

>>14128688
>>14128695
>we have to sperg, /mgt/ must stay pure
Jesus Christ...

>> No.14128700

>>14128625
>Father just lets they kill his daughteru
>Father considering the death of his own daughteur
>Ever

This wasn't a sad story. It was a bad story. Shitposting or not, it was a horrible idea. I would've considered it if he had his daughteru forcibly taken away from him, but him deliberately agreeing on letting them kill his offspring is just stupid. There are things suspension of disbelief doesn't support.

>> No.14128702

>suffering bait
it's actually a modern allegorical text for the treatment of black people in society

>#hellhoundlivesmatter

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>>14128625
>You're both stunned by the tone deafness of his comments, nonetheless, you inquire about Lachesis' body for funeral arrangements
>The agent scratches the back of his head "Funeral? Well shucks, considering these animal corpses are hazardous to public health and all, we're not allowed to release them back to their owners. As with a Golden Retriever, so with your daughter, I guess. Sorry."
>The agent assures you Lachesis' body will be disposed of humanely and then walks you out of the station
>You and your wife part ways, ready to drive home, she doesn't utter a word
>You arrive home shortly, but your wife doesn't show up for another few hours, and when she does she's devoid of tears
>You don't know what to tell the other girls, so you tell them Lachesis went away for a bit, you don't have a clue how to broach the subject with them, best to consult your wife
>Your wife doesn't talk to for the rest of the day
>At night, you both get ready for bed like usual
>You try going to bed, but the sounds of your wife sobbing from the shower keep you up for hours
>When she finally does come to bed, you try to comfort her, but she recoils at your touch and smacks your hand away
>You wake up and prepare the other girls for school, much as you did yesterday
>Your wife still refuses to speak and now refuses to leave bed as well, not sleeping, instead just blankly staring at the ceiling
>You try talking to her, but it's no use, you head to work
>This continues for a week
>One day you come home to an empty house, light off, all silent
>In the kitchen you find a letter on the table
>It's divorce papers and they're filed by your wife
>You try to get into contact to no avail, your lawyer advises you to sign them
>You do, and upon your divorce, you lose the house and are forced to pay alimony for the rest of your life
>You never see your wife and daughters again
>You decide to end it all, maybe Lachesis will greet you wherever you end up

END

>> No.14128707

>>14128693
As if storules where humans and are just cattle aren't a thing. You don't like it because Muh monstergirls who can do no wrong. Well you can all eat a big fat shit.

>> No.14128709

>>14128690
That isn't even what he's pointing out. You just want to continue the sub/dom shitstorm.

>> No.14128713

>>14128704
>He continued it despite people telling him to stop
Yep. shitposting alright.

>> No.14128714

>>14128678
This anon gets it.
>>14128690
It's not about the domestication issue, that shit would have got some hate for that but not this much of a shit storm. You know full well that the issue is around being edgy for the sake of being edgy.

>> No.14128717

>>14128697
Let it be. Grimderp fags just want a reasonto defend shitty writing.

>> No.14128718

>>14128643
>someone's never felt love before

>> No.14128720

>>14128697
>watch me pull stuff out of my ass, 1 dollar

>> No.14128721

>>14128707
Monstergirls forcfully husbando'd humans are totally the same that killing your daughteru. Yes.

>> No.14128724

>>14128704
Your ideas are shit and you are a disgrace to the thread and writers everywhere.

>> No.14128725

>>14128679
It's a heirloom. Would have been used when it was still in production. Now it just sits over a cozy fireplace in a hunting parlor.

>> No.14128726

>>14128707
It's not who does it that makes it wrong, it's the actions that make it wrong.

>> No.14128728

>>14128707
People still take issue with that concept. And at least some of those are justified with some sort of takeover in universe.

>> No.14128729

>>14128704
Welp, you cranked the retarded, obvious shitposting up to 22/10 with this last bit.

Happy?

>> No.14128730

>>14128704
>An animal can sign divorce papers
wut

>> No.14128732

>>14128704
Congratulations, it looks like we have a new king among shit writefags. Name yourself so we can crown you, your majesty.

>> No.14128733

>>14128688
>let's allow and just ignore everything we don't like
Yeah, you're supposed to do that. You seem to be under the impression that you are allowed to "allow" or "disallow" things. You are not. People can post all the NTR or pegging or euthanization or whatever other dumb fetish that they want, so long as they're monstergirl-related and within general 4chan rules, and there ain't shit you can do about it. "It's shitposting because we're morons who can't keep our mouths shut and we started a shitstorm over it" is not an argument.

If you don't like it, say so. Hell, I don't like that story, it has an absolutely retarded premise and absolutely retarded execution. But saying that it isn't allowed is bullshit of the highest order.

>> No.14128735

>>14128721
>Monstergirls forcfully husbando'd humans
Strange, that was not the point he made. Surely, you simply made a mistake and didn't ignore his point on purpose...right?

>> No.14128737

>>14128546
>>14128625
>>14128704

Epilogue

>It probably wasn't the best idea to move to Paladin City when starting your new MG family
>All errors in judgement you perceived in the protagonist were caused by Anti-Monster Girl Wards, nanomachines, and midichlorians

Thanks for reading, folks.

>> No.14128738

>>14128704
10/10 I even shed a tear

>> No.14128739

Can we just nuke this thread and start fresh?

>> No.14128740

>>14128704
>no sex while she sheds bitch tears
>MGs divorcing

6/10

>> No.14128743

>>14128733
I'm sorry anon, but I refuse to believe that anything this blatantly retarded, as you admit, is anything but shitposting.

I have to hold on to that thin line of hope. I have to.

>> No.14128744

Guys, why are we wasting our breath on a piece of mediocre edge text?

>> No.14128745

>>14128739
Shit like this happens every thread.

>> No.14128746

>>14128737
So it was just traitorposting.

Carry on folks, nothing to see here.

>> No.14128747

>>14128709
Implying that is not at the heart of it. The first asshole to complain was sperging about domesticated Hellhounds.

>> No.14128748

>>14128733
I almost believe you. Almost.

Now fuck off.

>> No.14128749

>>14128737
23/10 Retarded.

Good job.

>> No.14128751

>>14128737
>I was only pretending to shitpost!

Take some .45 aspirin, faggot.

>> No.14128752

>>14128725
Yeah, old warhorses like that typically have sentimental or collector value unless you know how to cast bullets and hand-load.

>> No.14128753

>>14128744
because it may be mediocre but it's still edgy like a 13 year old's diary therefore it's shit

>> No.14128754

>>14128739
Considering how fucking shit the writefagging has been so far in the thread, I also want this.
Remember when we had good writefags who could write fun things without resorting to shitty cheap tactics?

>> No.14128755

>>14128748
What you believe or not is irrelevant. Show us the rule where it says NTR can't be posted.

Go on.

>> No.14128756

>>14128747
Two posts later he says the issue. Read for once or stop shitposting.

>> No.14128757

>>14128546
Okay this makes no sense why are they considered domestic canids if they are clearly sentient? I mean that kid's going to be sent to a psychiatrist not killed. I mean Jesus are there no civil rights groups here?

>> No.14128759
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14128759

Theme of /mgt/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

We're all demons in Hell now.

>> No.14128760

>>14128737
I liked it.

>> No.14128761

>>14128704
Story theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qVfBEUGxeo

>> No.14128762

>>14128753
Can't expect much else from Bollocks.

>> No.14128763

>>14128757
Apparently it's because they were brainwashed in Paladin City.

>> No.14128764

>>14128744
Calling that mediocre is an insult to all the mediocre writefags we've ever had.
That lowered the bar to a whole new level.

>> No.14128766

Okay I think he's done. Let's calm down and go back to what we were doing.

>> No.14128767

>>14128757
read the epilogue, secondary, it was a paladin controlled city with obviously dehumanizing and biased laws.

>> No.14128768

>>14128760
You only think you liked it because of stockholm syndrome.

>> No.14128769

>>14128759
Heaven's not our kind of place anyway.

>> No.14128770

>>14128756
Cry the fuck more into my sub hellhound's bowl.

>> No.14128772

>>14128766
Right, let's discuss holsts.

>> No.14128773
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14128773

>>14128546
>>14128625
>>14128704
>>14128737
>Backpedaling this hard
Kindly go fuck yourself with a rake.

>> No.14128775

>>14128770
So you are shitposting. Alright then.

>> No.14128776

>>14128770
Nah, I'm too busy being fucked by my dom kobold.

>> No.14128777

>>14128772
Would they be mad at me if I mixed their milk with coffee?

>> No.14128778

>>14128777
Probably not.

>> No.14128779

>>14128726
Yeah, cause it totally doesn't get written off because "that's just what monsters do". I don't fucking think so slave #43757

>> No.14128780

>>14128772
I want to be a wizard and curse a holstaurus.

Nothing visible changes, and her personality is as it always was, and when her left breast is milked, regular holst milk comes out.
But her right breast now lactates orange juice.

>> No.14128782

>>14128776
>dom kobold
That's even dumber than dom kiki.

>> No.14128783

I've seen a lot of shit in this thread, but killing children is a new low. Congratulations, shitlord.

>> No.14128784

>>14128737
>Implying you aren't either another anon trying to "fix" this completely broken trainwreck, or the author trying to save face after coming to and realizing he shat out the stinkiest turd the threads have seen

>> No.14128786
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14128786

>you've fallen into a spider girl's trap!

>[ ] Kissu
>[ ] Do Not Kissu

>> No.14128787

Friendly reminder he waited until a new thread for maximum impact. If this isn't bait I don't know what is.

>>14127748

>> No.14128788

>>14128775
Stop sobbing, I can't understand you.

>>14128776
Good For you.

>> No.14128789

>>14128782
But sub hellhounds make sense, right?

>> No.14128790
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14128790

>>14128773
>Backpedaling this hard

What? No, he's just expressing ideas he wasn't able to express upon initially writing the story and proving additional background to the story's setting.

>> No.14128791

>>14128786
>[X] Burn her

>> No.14128792

>>14128777
I don't think so since you're still drinking her milk. If anything she'd most likely preffer it.

>> No.14128793

>>14128786
Kiss then cuddle.

>> No.14128794

>>14128786
Get out of my head, I just finished reading that.
>
[x] Kissu, impregnate and take responsibility

>> No.14128797

>>14128786
[x] Kissu Then Jizzu

>> No.14128798

>>14128790
Top. Kek.

Thank you for this laughter anon.

>> No.14128799

>>14128609
That's literally what most people use. Sports rifles are for people with a new toy fetish. The only time you need anything different is a shotgun or a elephant gun/buffalo rifle for true big game.

That carbine is dinky as fuck though. I have one, and it's the kind of gun a kid has for their first big caliber, like a paratrooper Carcano or an M1 carbine.

>> No.14128800

>>14128780
But why?

>> No.14128801

>>14128790
So it was George Lucas all along!

>> No.14128802

>>14128790
Which is part of the reason why the story was so shit. Establish the setting first.

>> No.14128803

>>14128789
Nope, also dumb.

>> No.14128804

>>14128786
> [X] Call to animal control

>> No.14128805

>>14128786
>[X] impregnate and start a family

>> No.14128806

>>14128789
No they don't. But Dom kikis is totally do right? Fucking hypocrytes

>> No.14128807

>>14128791
>there are people in this thread that would hurt a cute spider girl
>

>> No.14128808

>>14128782
Dom Kikimoras work though, just not in the sense that you're thinking of. They just become incredibly domineering maids who force you to do things for your own good.

>> No.14128809

>>14128779
Name one story in which this sort of thing is treated as a good thing.

>> No.14128810

>>14128799
Real men use a mosin

>> No.14128811

>>14128783
Could still be worse necropedo could have been sitting in that backroom waiting for her to get carried in there

>> No.14128813

>>14128808
But no sub Hellhounds ever. Got it.


As if.

>> No.14128816
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14128816

>>14128787
That's not me, honestly.

Reminder that art doesn't have to make you feel good, art gives us balance, and serves to remind us of both the good AND the bad in the world. As long as it makes you think, right?

>> No.14128819

>>14128807
Yeah, sue me I guess.

>> No.14128820

>>14128786
>[X] AH SHIT FUCK WHAT'S GOING ON I'M STUCK IN WEB SOMEBODY HELP ME

>> No.14128821

>>14128806
anybody can be a sub or a dom, sex is like life, there are many different things, some will fell great, and others will fell weird (like that time at my aunts house)

>> No.14128822

>>14128799
>Carcano or an M1 carbine
Any British options you would recommend? Like what would a UK hunter in the 1940s use?

>> No.14128823

>>14128679
I still have a hundred rounds rattling around somewhere. British 303 is not that tough to get ahold of even nowadays. I'm sure someone still makes it.

>> No.14128824

>>14128804
Pls no. Don't try to make this a thing.
Yuricuck was bad enough.

>>14128811
>Spoiler
Been a while since we've heard from him...

>> No.14128825

>>14128790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D0ZQPqeJkk
The new thread theme!
Every writefag should go back and just randomly add "corrections" to the end of their stories! Do it now!

>> No.14128827

>>14128800
Because dickery runs like blood through a wizard's veins. They feed off of discomfort and mild inconvenience.
When the curse eventually wears off, I'd go to another farm and cast a magnetism curse. The north pole would be afixed to a centaur's rump, and the south pole to a hapless farmhand.

>> No.14128828

>>14128802
The technology to properly establish the setting wasn't available upon the initial writing of the story so he had to do it ex post facto with more modern technology and equipment

>> No.14128829

>>14128808
And I will still tell her to fuck off and wash my clothes.

Not very dom if you ask me.

>> No.14128830

>>14128819
Maybe I will, you racist.

>> No.14128831

>>14128813
Things anon says we can't have
[x] Cuddlecores
[x] Dom kiks
[x] Sub hellhounds
[x] ???

>> No.14128833

>>14128813
I like how you assume you're only talking to one person.

>> No.14128835

>>14128790
Oh god, I'm such an idiot posting >>14128802.
I didn't make the connection with the Lucas picture you posted. Sorry, Anon.

>> No.14128837

>>14128831
You forgot nice things.

>> No.14128839

>>14128827
Damn you wizards!

>> No.14128840

>>14128813
I'm not even the guy you were talking to, I'm just saying.
You can make a Hellhound a sub in the MGE canon, at least temporarily, but she'll turn the tables on you eventually. It's really not that black and white, you can play with it and write one that loves it when her husband takes charge but is still in line with the Hellhound canon.

>> No.14128842

>>14128809
I've stopped following writerd since Captain and Peterdznl left. But there are greentexts and plenty of traitorposting about monsters being superior and human being slaves and knowing their place. So eat it.

>but those are just jokes!

EAT. IT.

>> No.14128843

>>14128816
Don't you fucking hide behind "MUH ART."
You wrote a shitty edgy story and people don't like it.

>> No.14128845 [SPOILER] 
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14128845

If we have to shitpost, can't we shitpost about something fun? Like oppai lolis?

>> No.14128847
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14128847

Wendigo hugs are best hugs

>> No.14128849

>>14128813
He's technically not wrong though. If you're a sub/lazy shit kikis want to train you to be a successful man and a proper master (dom).

Why do I feel like I've had this conversation before?

>> No.14128850

>>14128810
I got all three main versions. My dad was a big WWI and WWII buff and had just about every major rifle from every main manufacturer, czech mausers, argentina mausers, all that sort of stuff. Mosins are still kinda heavy for a 11-13 year old. That's the sort of thing you get as a real rifle when you grow up a bit more.

>> No.14128851

>>14128831
>Can't have cuddlecores

Oi oi oi, hold the fuck up.

>> No.14128853

>>14128288
literally what
damnit mono you used to do so many good shit
manticores ruined you

>> No.14128854

>>14128845
That's a very nice picture anon. Thank you for sharing.

>> No.14128858

>>14128840
You seem to be under the delusion that MGE is the god-spoken word of the law. Seriously, it's a gaddamn rpg porn fantasy. Shut up and let people have it how they want.

>> No.14128859
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>"WHERE IS MY COFFEE"
>You rush over to your boss' desk, struggling to keep a hold of both your papers and her hot drink
>She merely leans on the desk, tapping her fingers on the desk, glaring at you as you begin to put everything down and recap about all the stuff she needs to do today
>Your boss is none other than a haughty, bossy and very loudy Apophis, who might as well be an Anubis for how much she acts like a slave driver
>She's the boss, owner and proprietor of her company, with which she and you are the only employees of
>It's just barely a company though, she only made it in spite of her successful high school rival Pharaoh's company
>You're just her assistant and do whatever she tells you to do
>Actual work, however, is scarce since any jobs she gets are shrugged off so she can work on some scheme to "get back" at her rival
>You've long sense abandoned actually trying to get her to work and now just help her in petty revenge
>Considering that the company is constantly in the red, you have no actual how she's able to pay you
>You hand her some papers about some of the items she's ordered, as she sips the coffee you made, before spitting it out
>She glares at the coffee, and you, and back, waiting for you to ask
>With an exasperated sigh, you ask her what's wrong with the coffee
>"Oh, nothing. It's fine."
>You give her a tired glare.
>"Well, you see I'm just considering giving up coffee. You put too much milk into it, and I think that's responsible for giving me this gut."
>She rolls her chair back to personally show you her meaty body (with very impressive breasts) as she pushes her fingers into her soft stomach, it going far further into her than when you first met her
>"See? It's probably your coffee doing that, I need to give it up."
>You offer the idea that it might also be because she has a terrible diet of junk food and spends her free time doing nothing but laying around her house
>All this gets you is an empty plastic cup thrown at your head

>> No.14128861

>>14128843
I wasn't expecting anyone to like it; many of today's most cherished pieces were reviled in their time.

>> No.14128862

>>14128842
I recognize that angry posting style. Just got off a ban?

>> No.14128864

>>14128847
I could use a hug from a monstergirl right about now.

>> No.14128865

>>14128831
The fuck is a cuddlecore.

>> No.14128866

>>14128833
Implying whatever the fuck you want

>> No.14128868

>>14128748
>>14128743
You know, I was railing on the thread about being offended faster than Tumblr and going on weird-ass crusades about some hated-fetish-of-the-week or another, but it turns out that the story itself was written by some idiot who simply couldn't live in a world with dom hellhounds.

Well yeah, in light of further evidence, dude's a shitposter through and through. I'll concede that.

>> No.14128869
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14128869

>>14128847
>not yeti
What are you trying to pull, anon?

>> No.14128871

>>14128865
A cuddlebug Manticore.
It doesn't even have to change her sadism at all, she just likes to cuddle her husbando. Especially after milking him with her tailpussy.

>> No.14128872

>>14128859
>[x] stomp her fucking throat in and leave.

>> No.14128873

>>14128865
The non-sadistic, hugslut version.

>> No.14128876

>>14128861
I can almost guarantee you that piece of shit will not be looked on fondly in the future.
It'll be brought up to annoy people though, so you'll get your five minutes of fame revived now and then.

>> No.14128877

>>14128862
>D-damn, I don't have a counter point
>I know! I'll just imply that he's a shitposter
Anon pls, this is beneath you.

>> No.14128879

>>14128871
Why not while?

>> No.14128880

>>14128840
>saying hellgounds can't ever be tamed while implying Dom kikis is are always 100% Okay in a subdued manner

What do you think I am, new? Don't bullshit me

>> No.14128881

>>14128839
What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of my own deranged cackling, and the screaming harpies whose upward thrust vectors I've reversed.

>> No.14128882
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>>14128762
Except I had nothing to do with it you bogeymanning piece of shit.

I hadn't even been paying attention to the thread since this Lachesis shit started up because I knew it'd turn into the typical shitstorm that happens whenever somebody flings the first piece of maledom vs femdom feces.

You'd know if it were me.

>> No.14128883

>>14128871
You make it sound good.

>>14128873
You make it sound like shit. I don't want goddamn moeblobs.

>> No.14128884

>>14128859
go on...

>> No.14128886

>>14128822
He'd use a full length rifle, like an SMLE-MKIII or something instead of a jungle carbine. You want barrel length and range. If he was a real big game hunter then something a lot bigger like a Fred Adolph Double Rifle, though that would be a bit of an antique by that time.

>> No.14128887

>>14128876
I've written a lot of well received greentexts before, this was the first and last edgy one. I got the idea and had to get it out of my system, sorry.

>> No.14128888

>>14128877
What is a counter point to him writing "eat it" in all caps like a kid?

>> No.14128889

>>14128843
I like it just fine.

>>14128862
Boogeyman harder. I'm close to cumming.

>> No.14128890

>>14128881
I'm telling!

>> No.14128891

>>14128880
No, that's literally what they think. Don't waste your time with them and like whatever you like.

>> No.14128894

>>14128880
Anon it's not worth it, just let them have what they want.

Nothing good will come out of fighting.

>> No.14128896

>>14128887
Who are you then?

>> No.14128897
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14128897

>>14128869
Yeti hugging you while inside of a Wendigo coat

>> No.14128899

>>14128896
I don't have a name because I'm not an attention whore, sorry.

>> No.14128900

>>14128888
I don't know. Making baseless accusations of shitposting to discredit him is not it.

>> No.14128901

>>14128858
You're right in that it's just a fap setting and that the descriptions are just considered the average, but if you just look at everything as free game you'll end up with something ridiculous like a happy go lucky, always smiling Lich or Mantis.

>> No.14128906

>>14128889
Subtle one, aren't you?

>> No.14128908

>>14128901
Which is bad how?

>> No.14128909

>>14128879
Because I didn't need to imagine a Manticore holding her husbando close and cooing over how cute his moans are while stroking his hair.
And now I have a boner, thanks anon.

>> No.14128910

>>14128897
I want to hug a soft Yeti.

>> No.14128912

>>14128909
a bit late to the party, aren't you?

>> No.14128913

>>14128900
He wasn't saying anything to discredit. He was just getting needlessly aggressive and angry.

>> No.14128915

>>14128859
[x]shit in her gas tank.
[x] lower the thermostat in her office and write PHARAOH RULES in crayon all over the walls

>> No.14128916

>>14128890
But how will you ever be able to tell, when I have your mouth right here on this mannequin? I'll have my familiar servant kiss it, and there's nothing you can do but watch.

>> No.14128918

>>14128897
Yeti/Wendigo/Yuki-Onna gangs cornering poor human explorers in isolated caves and gang-cuddling them until they can't imagine comfort without cuddling them.

>> No.14128920

>>14128909
Is she gonna call him a good boy and tell him to release lots and lots?

Cuddledom is the best dom.

>> No.14128921

>>14128899
>writes some retarded shit designed to anger the thread
>not an attention whore

>> No.14128924
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14128924

>>14128897
can we get a drawfriend to draw a wendigo in the umaru style? it seems like a perfect fit, what with the coat and all.

>> No.14128925

>>14128913
Which proves nothing.

So don't give me this "Hark, I doth recognize thy writing! Thou art unmasked, fiend" bullshit.

>> No.14128926

>>14128901
I know what you mean, which is simply "If nothing makes a particular anything special, and everything can be anything, then what's the point?"

It's called the fancy dressup defense, and it's rather true. If each species of monstergirl is no more than their looks, then it makes for a bland bran world.

>> No.14128928

>>14128916
Fool, for I am actually a Wizard. Enjoy being a frog.

>> No.14128929

>>14128913
>NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS FUCK YOU!
>needlessly aggressive

HUE.
Is this what white people feel towards dinnu du nuffings?

>> No.14128930

>>14128920
>"Awww, we can't stop now anon, you've only given me ten loads!"
>"Don't worry though, this is gonna sting a little but it'll keep you going so I can keep enjoying your cute moans and you can keep enjoying my tailpussy!"
>"Hold out for at least fifty more and maybe I'll consider letting you go... maybe~"
Why are you doing this to me anon?
Cuddledom is indeed the fucking best.

>> No.14128932

Anyone who loves trolling would have a field day in /mgt/. I mean, the last story was obviously -- almost painfully so -- an attempt to get a rise out of folks here. A troll's troll. And yet look at that huge slew of responses.

I would have expected any other community that gets trolled/shitposted so frequently to build up a huge tolerance, or at least, ability to detect trolling.

But I'm guessing because /mgt/ is so emotionally charged for some people (talking about your imaginary love, escapism from reality, etc), they remain highly sensitive to stuff that doesn't conform to what they like.

>> No.14128933
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14128933

FUN
U
N

>> No.14128934
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>>14128859
>You've considered quitting multiple times, but the job pays really well and you do almost no work
>Some days though, you really consider it, like today, where your boss decides she wants to "observe" her business rival to understand her methods
>At her private house
>You and her arrive at a hill that's far enough to be out of her rival's sight, but offers the perfect view of her bathroom and shower
>Well, at least you'd get to enjoy some brown tits
>You pull out your binoculars before your boss Apophis snatches them out of your hands
>You bitterly ask her why she doesn't have her own pair, but she sheepishly tells you "she forgot"
>You doubt that and just expect her to have not bought her own
>SShe looks through the binoculars, before shouting excitedly
>"OK! SHE'S THERE! SHE'S THERE! QUICK LAY ON THE GROUND SO SHE WON'T SEE US"
>Obeying, you lay on the ground, expecting her to lay next to you
>Instead she just lays right on top of you
>Your shock turns to annoyance as you glare up at her, her two massive breasts on both sides of your head, and her whole body (Damn she is heavy) pinning you down
>"What? I'm not laying in dirt. Besides, girls can't lay stomach flat. You wouldn't understand, you don't have breasts."
>Your boss looks through the binoculars
>"And neither does she, damn she's flat! HA! Doesn't she know men prefer girls who have meat on their bones?"
>Being held down by the weight of "a girl with meat on her bones", you certainly would beg to differ, but you hold your tongue shut, you don't need your head smacked again today

>> No.14128935

>>14128891
>>14128894
I'm not that little faggot always complaining femdoms don't at him have fun. I make my own fun.

>> No.14128936

>>14128929
He's a gud boi tho.

>> No.14128939

>>14128934
Oh god what I'd give to switch places with him.
When are they going to fuck?

>> No.14128940

>>14128930
Oh baby. What happens after 50?

>> No.14128942

>>14128933
Fuck off Tewi I'm in the mood for rabbit stew.

>> No.14128944

>>14128786
I want some of that big fat Arachnid(?) butt.

>> No.14128945

>>14128935
Works for me.

>> No.14128946

>>14128926
>If each species of monstergirl is no more than their looks, then it makes for a bland bran world.
Which would be legitimate if anons were only concerned about looks. In most cases it's usually a fairly insignificant personality change.

>> No.14128947

>>14128932
You say trolling. More like sunshinesubfags who can't hold their shit because their idol was being "mistreated."

>> No.14128949
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14128949

>>14128897
>>14128847
>Wendigo enters your home, spooking you in her soot-covered self by imitating the mating call of the wild Babadook
>You try to hide in your bedroom, putting a chair on the door
>There's a rustling noise next to you, then a soft fwump as the spooky Jack-O'-Lantern mask falls down and lands on the brick and mortar
>You're freaking out, scrabbling away from the fireplace
>There's the sound of something sliding down bare flesh
>The Wendigo's coat falls to the floor
>Wait, what?
>Turn around, shaking
>She towers over you, having turned from an 'awawawawa' loli to a lascivious deer-like woman
>You can see her grinning at you as her long, white furred arms pick you up like a doll
>She lays down on top of her coat, putting your face in her bosom as she does this
>She starts patting your head, snuggling up to you
>You can't escape the iron cuddle of the Wendigo until morning, you're setting off on your morning hike
>She's back in loli form, full of gravy and grits, pouting at you from her stump
>You told her to stay, to save her energy, since her Ara Ara form burns through calories like a fat man playing Dance Dance Revolution
>The crinkling of snow is whisper soft, as are her huffs as she keeps twenty paces behind you, thinking you don't know she's following

>> No.14128950

>>14128935
Just stop posting, you're just causing a fight for no reason.

>> No.14128951

>>14128865
>Acquire childhood friend Manticore
>Build awesome pillow fort to huddle inside and play vidya while snacking on pizza and junk
>Cuddle
And thus was the cuddlecore born.

>> No.14128952

>Common MG Prayer #17

>If I enter my eternal sleep
>Pray the Fallen God my soul to keep
>And if I wake after I've died
>I hope to find a real cute guy

>> No.14128953

>>14128918
I would give up and happily live in the mountains with them, they would slowly lose the urge to gangcuddle if they have me

>> No.14128954

>>14128847
With the cloak between the two of you or hugging you into the cloak?

>> No.14128958

>>14128934
I now want to be the henchman to an aopophis.

>> No.14128960

>>14128934
>Lift
>Turn in spot
>Lay belly to belly
>fug
only way this snake will learn

>> No.14128964

>>14128947
Well, the standard definition of trolling as I know it is "writing something with the intent to invoke a hostile response". For better or worse, any /mgt/ local would have known that posting that story would have created a drama storm, like many other verboten topics.

>> No.14128969

>>14128947
You're so fucking salty its ridiculous.

>> No.14128970

>>14128950
>I can't tell the difference between opinions/statements and fighting

I reaaaaally hate wurms.

>> No.14128975

>>14128949
>You told her to stay, to save her energy, since her Ara Ara form burns through calories like a fat man playing Dance Dance Revolution

as a fat man that occasionally plays DDR, I know what that burn feels like.

>> No.14128976

>>14128964
The unfortunate thing is that while there are more mature anons that just don't give a fuck, it seems we have a solid core of autistic 14 year olds with nothing better to do than spurge their impotent rage all over the thread.

>> No.14128979
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>>14128949
>She towers over you, having turned from an 'awawawawa' loli to a lascivious deer-like woman
While I don't mind the awawaWendigo, I wish we had a snusnu deergirl variant.

>> No.14128983

>>14128940
Technically it's 60 because you already came 10 times, but...
>"Hey anon, you remember when I said fifty more? I changed my mind~"
>"I can inject you three more times safely, and each injection is about sixty loads, sooooo."
>"After I finish milking the last ten of this injection out of you, I'll inject you with the others."
>"Sorry~ I just want to keep hearing those adorable moans you keep making~"
>And by the time I'm done, you'll be ruined for any other girl~"
She's saving one of those loads for something special anon, can you guess?

>> No.14128984

>>14128932
I see it as yet another normal thread. There is allot of repetive content, and when there's no new stories, drawings or whatever being posted, people simply get bored.

That results in them "biting" bait, simply to get some amusement going.

Chief god help those who take it all seriously.

>> No.14128985

>>14128947
>sunshinesubfags
Wat

>> No.14128987
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>>14128979
>>14128979
She's technically a Wendigo.

I still don't regret typesetting this, for as amateur a job it is.

>> No.14128988

>>14128964
No, it stands. This happens every time anything involving a non take charge Hellhounds gets written. It's not like we haven't had daughteru suffering before. This was, once again, convenience spergs.

>>14128969
k

>> No.14128993

>>14128954
The Wendigo doesn't know how to separate me from the Yeti hugs, so she nervously wraps both of us to try and take me

>> No.14128995

>>14128953
Well most gangcuddle groups tend to settle down after finding one man.
It's just they target that man for gangcuddles, and things tend to escalate after a while and it ends up being a guy with a comfy harem of girls gangbanging him.

>> No.14128998

>>14128983
I'd hope to have a heart attack and die in that situation.

>> No.14128999

>>14128985
I'm sure you can figure it out.

>> No.14129000

>>14128983
For her other pussy?

>> No.14129002

>>14128988
>This happens every time anything involving a non take charge Hellhounds gets written.

So a story involving someone executing their own daughter and treating a MG race as a sub-human species had nothing to do with it?

>> No.14129005

>>14129000
It'll be perfectly molded to your dick when she's done anon. And then she's gonna use it on you.
Then she'll marry you and be your cuddlebuddy for life, and she's gonna want babies. Lots of babies.

>> No.14129006

>>14128983
>Cumming over 200 times
>Each more intense than the last
>What is dehydration?
>What is insanity?
Waifus who don't know limits are shit. Inject her, pop a raging mushroom and fuck her through over two hundred orgasms and see how she likes it. Stopping once she's a permanently blithering babbling insane mindbroken mess is optional.

>> No.14129007

>>14129002
You're clearly arguing with someone with a massive fucking chip on his shoulder. That or a troll, I just don't know anymore.

>> No.14129011

>>14128915
>>14128939
>>14128958
>>14128960
Hatesex with the tubby Apophis boss where both try to establish dominance with each other?

>> No.14129016

>>14129005
I'll give her so many babies.
>>14129006
What if that was her plan all along?

>> No.14129019

>>14128946
Nah, it's usually a polar flipping of the personalities that brings it up.

>> No.14129021

>>14129006
>Implying she wouldn't keep you hydrated the whole time.
What kind of a shitty dom do you take her for anon? She went and bought some great hydration potions just for you.

>> No.14129022

Would a yeti still hug someone who, after a grave accident that took much from him, had to become more machine than man to survive?

>> No.14129023

>>14129002
Nah, you'd feel nothing but pleasure until you pass out.

>>14129002
Seriously, stop trying. it's obvious that they guy doesn't give a fuck. I don't have to be mad to say this goes beyond trolling into just disturbing. I can't imagine why anyone would want to write about killing children, let alone think others want to read it.

>> No.14129025

>>14129002
What's funny is somebody tried to blame a namefag when Edgelord-kun claims he doesn't use a name.

>> No.14129027

>>14128932
>everything I don't like is a troll
No
The blatant yuri post few threads ago that got few fags banned for falsereporting - was a shitpost
This is just suffering story

>> No.14129028

>>14128934
>our shock turns to annoyance as you glare up at her, her two massive breasts on both sides of your head, and her whole body (Damn she is heavy) pinning you down
Lucky bastard.

>> No.14129029

>>14129016
>What if that was her plan all along?
I tell her there are easier ways to kill yourself than mind-shatter through overpleasure.

>>14129021
>What kind of a shitty dom do you take her for anon?
The kind who would drive her partner irreparably insane. I get you think the idea is hot but think about the number you gave and realize how incredibly fucking stupid it is.

>> No.14129034

>>14129019
It's funny that you mention that, because I seem to recall the kikis profile being fairly ambiguous about who's on top.

In the manticores case, its often just less sadism.

The hellhound is the only real example of a polar opposite.

>> No.14129037

>>14129022
Probably. Unless it's Mr. Freeze or something where a hug would kill him.

>> No.14129043

>>14129029
Demonic Energy + Manticore Venom + Hydration Potions = I understand it's stupid but yes I think it's hot.

>> No.14129044

>>14129011
But I just want to be her straight man right hand.

>> No.14129046
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14129046

>"MINE!"
>"NO! MINE!"

>> No.14129049

>>14129034
You forgot the albino manticore and the ushis. Plus just about every other vicious girl that gets turned into hugamuffin. Honestly, people don't care for the truly monsterous here most of the time. All the hard edges get rounded off.

>> No.14129050

>>14129037
Yuki-Onna hugs for Mister Freeze would be the only ones he can handle. That or Glacies.

>> No.14129051

>>14129034
>fairly ambiguous
Not him, but it wasn't. It was quite clearly
upstanding master = subkiki
slob =domkiki
But then domkiki begot the upstanding master who gets the sub kiki, so at the end of the day, kikis will only dom you until you can dom them.

>> No.14129052

>>14129029
Since when does moderate dopamine release drive people insane, especially in a world where MAMONO MANA and DE make everything k anyway?

>> No.14129058

>>14129052
Have you ever cum more than once in a short span? What's the most you've ever cum in one session?

>> No.14129063

>>14129037
>Mr. Freeze being annoyed by a Yeti ala Pucca & Garu

Would be the cutest shit ever.

>> No.14129066

So if I fuck a Wendigo I get turned into a monster in her coat?

>> No.14129068

>>14129046
[angry wendigo noises]

>> No.14129069

>>14129058
>>14129052
To clarify, this is without taking any form of break. constant stroking without going soft once.

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>>14128546
>>14128625
>>14128704
https://youtu.be/RZSIYhvKlTY

Story theme

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>>14129046
Wendigos are cute little sugarmuffins.

>> No.14129072

>>14129058
I think my record is about seven.
All it did was make me tired.

>> No.14129073

>>14129066
You turn into fucking Grimace in a pimp coat.

>> No.14129074
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14129074

>>14127933
>It is not unusual for a kobold to cover over 50 kilometers in a single day
RIP knees, gonna be crippled for the sake of a waifu.

>> No.14129075

>>14129066
You can change in and out of the monster form at will if I remember right, so it's not like you're this scary shadow beast forever

>> No.14129076

>>14129066
You become her stand, which looks like a spooky coat.

>> No.14129086

>>14129076
>You'll never become your waifu's stand and be stronger than her or any other monstergirl at the cost of having to be summoned to actually be around

>> No.14129092

>>14129049
Yes, because obviously a different color pallet breaks the cannon. god help us all as the universe tears itself apart.

>>14129058
By your logic, every story we'd have to criticize every story where the human refractory period is made non-existent.

And that kind of play isn't my thing. From what I've read having between 2-7 ejaculations isn't uncommon. If the unpleasant feelings of stress caused by constant stimulation during a refractory period weren't a problem, I can't think of anything that would cause physical harm.

And btw, the period doesn't actually cause physical harm. While unpleasant, I don't think there is even any risk of heart failure like with tickling.

>> No.14129093

>>14129072
I don't know the math because I'm a retard, but that that sensation of cumming 7 times in quick succession without going limp or stopping and multiply that at an increasing rate as you grow even more sensitive.
>mamono mana
Mamono mana can't melt steel beams. And that's what your cock will be. You'd lose it to priapism first.

>> No.14129098

>>14129092
>By your logic, every story we'd have to criticize every story where the human refractory period is made non-existent.
It's called suspension of disbelief. Cumming 200 times breaks it.

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14129100

Do you guys think the Wendigos coat enters a "powered down" mode whenever the husband steps out to stretch?

>> No.14129102

>>14129002
>treating MGs as subhuman

We do that all the time, albeit jokingly. But when humans get treated like shit, it just gets swept under the rug, so excuse me if I give no fucks about MGs being killed.

>but the children anon

I'm sure you can make out what comes next.

>> No.14129105

>>14129011
>tubby

Now I'm going to kill her.

>> No.14129106

>>14129092
>Yes, because obviously a different color pallet breaks the cannon. god help us all as the universe tears itself apart.

Don't know what planet you're from, but here the cuddlebugs are by and far more common than any profile stereotypes. When the special snowflakes outnumber the vanilla, then yeah, they're going to be disparaged.

>> No.14129110

>>14129066
Left ambiguous in the profile.

>> No.14129114

I want to give mega holst milk to a Manticore!

>> No.14129115
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14129115

>>14129074
I want to get fit with Polt!

>> No.14129119

>>14129066
Not permanently. More of just an option while wearing the coat while fucking her.

>> No.14129120

>>14129074
Can't we just go swimming for a few hours every day?

>> No.14129121

>>14129066
>>14129110

KC clarified all that stuff about male transformations in the Q&A. The actual guy monsterization stuff (mindflayer, wendigo, etc) is optional.

>> No.14129122

>>14129110
Not ambiguous at all. Only the married ones have a fuck monster in their wardrobe, and it's fucking them. Considering KC is super anti-NTR, there's only one conclusion to draw.

>> No.14129123

>>14129098
I was under the impression that the cumming 50 times thing was that whole sadistic teasing thing manticores are known for, not serious.

But short of skin wear, heart stress and supply, I don't believe there is any limit to the amount of sexual activity a human can safely have.

>>14129106
>its not me, its everyone else

When the special snowflakes outnumber the vanilla that's usually a sign the theres something wrong with the source material or tastes of its enjoyers.

>> No.14129126

>>14129115
She's ever so earnest.

Unlike Dracosa who just wanted a cute girl to seduce, and...was there one for Lilith? I feel like there was one for Lilith where she hinted she'd just troll whoever she ended up with.

>> No.14129127

>>14127923
ONE-EYE, ONE-EYE

>> No.14129128

>>14129100
>husband steps out
>the whole thing collapses like a tent on the wendigo
>confused stumbling around and squeaks intensify

>> No.14129129

>>14129127
CUTIE LIKE A FRENCH PIE

>> No.14129135

>>14129076
ふふふ (fufufu)
次におまえは(Your next line is)
「お前 は もうレイプ」 ("You are already raped")
という ! (That!)

>> No.14129136

>>14129066
Yeah. You can revert back at any time. Same goes for the other Chaos-related transformations.

>> No.14129139

>>14129122
I have no idea what you're on about and how NTR factors into this at all.

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>>14129115
>you get a kobold homestay
>you drive her into borderline yandere territory because you constantly ignore her healthy teachings and she feels a compulsion to correct your behavior
>on the way home from a long day of work
>you stop by the local corner store and pick up some cigarettes and a 40 oz; you really just want to take it sleazy
>it's a pleasant evening and you can't enjoy your goodies at home, because the kobold will just confiscate them and yell at you, so you decide to relax on a bench at a park near your home
>you light a cigarette and take a long drag as you take in your surroundings
>but out of nowhere, the silence is broken: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! NON! CHIGAU! VERBOTEN! NYET!"
>you've been caught
>"I was out for a run and I smelled something bad, something toxic, something gross, and where did my nose lead me but here? do you enjoy making me mad ? do you enjoy killing yourself slowly? do you enjoy those little cancer sticks? do you enjoy significant declines in your cardiovascular health?"
>she wag's her finger in the air and turns her back to you as she continues her "lecture"
>you take out the 40 oz from behind your back and take a big, cheeky sip
>"...and that's why cigarettes are a no no!" she finishes as she smacks a furry fist into a furry palm, turning around to see you
>her eyes go wide "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>she snatches the bottle from your hands
>tears well in her eyes, "w-why do you betray me so?!"
>she lectures once more as she goes to the trash to dispose of your drink "alcohol is evil. soda is evil. juice is evil. energy drinks are evil. coffee is evil. We're only allowed to drink unsweetened tea, water, and water with lemon. remember?"
>she looks you over, hands on her hips
>"what am I going to do with you? I just don't get it. Why do you need poison sticks and poison drinks to make you happy when you have ME?"
>she makes you run 3 miles on the track around the park as punishment
>you can't help but love her

>> No.14129143

>>14129102
There's plenty of dystopia stories where the monstergirl are evil opressors and the humans dindunuffin. None of them try to downplay how bad it is. I think this is one of the only stories that have monsters as the lower class.

>> No.14129144

>>14129139
He mentioned "fuck monster in their wardrobe" so must be talking about some sort of ara ara variant of the Mimic.

>> No.14129147

>>14129115
50 km a day isn't getting fit, it's obliterating your knees. And that's just for the average kobold. Imagine what one like Polt who's a total exercise freak could do if she wasn't in a group. She'd probably be able to break the Iditarod record solo.
>>14129120
But she only knows how to doggie paddle.

>> No.14129149

>>14129141
>you get a kobold homestay
Send her back, I'm not into furries.

>> No.14129152

>>14129139
Follow the logic anon
>If you fuck a Wendigo do you turn into that thing in the coat?

Well lets see
>Only married ones have a thing in their coat
>It fucks them with a giant monster dick
>NTR doesn't exist in KC land
>Then who is the one person that could be the big purple dick beast?

Esta claro?

>> No.14129154

>>14128901
>happy go lucky, always smiling Mantis
You know, that doesn't seem so far off. Mantids have been derived from cockroach-like ancestors and metallyticids in particular are agile, brightly-colored, roach-like insects that capture prey on the leg instead of waiting in ambush, so you already have a basis for fast, energetic mantids.

These also only ever feed on actual cockroaches, so you could even have a cheerful, busty, somewhat airheaded ara-ara mantis onee-san who seems to have no fashion sense and often dresses in clashing and bright colors, but also single-handedly manages a dormitory for devil bugs and other insect monsters through a combination of being very gentle and kind under normal conditions and inhumanly scary when angered. Whether she's a lesbian sadist who secretly indulges in orgies with her charges at night depends on your tastes. But darn, there are few things I wouldn't give for a Corruption's Finale with monstergirls.

>> No.14129155

>>14129147
Then I'll teach her to swim. Either that, or we can do martial arts together.

>> No.14129156

Chocolate Elf has eaten too much Chocolate and is now chubby
What do?

>> No.14129159

>>14129156
Training montage.

>> No.14129160

>>14129156
Blow into her ears.

>> No.14129161

>>14129141
>coffee is evil
Oi oi oi oi, kid. You take that off the menu and you're exercising alone for the rest of your homestay.

>> No.14129162

>>14129152
Your leaps of logic don't cease to amaze me.

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>>14129149
boy, you don't have much uv'a choice.

>> No.14129164

>>14129143
I'm not talking about stories, I'm talking about anon's attitudes.

MG on human rape/ill treatment= A OK!

The opposite= OH MY GOD CALL THE COPS! FUCKING EDGELORDS!

Fuck them all

>> No.14129165

>>14129156
Passionate sex in the missionary position while she leglocks me so I can look her dead in the eyes when I impregnate her.

>> No.14129166

>>14129156
kick her out onto the street

>> No.14129167

>>14129123
>I don't believe there is any limit to the amount of sexual activity a human can safely have.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voodoo_death

There is definitely a limit to overstimulation, fear being the example here. I think cumming so much definitely has the potential to kill by pleasure, and if not, kill by wires crossing, and being so sensitive and sore you're literally petrified to cum again.

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>>14129156
Squeeze those plush curves, of course!
this is the closest I could get to 'chubby' from my images of brown elves

>> No.14129171

>>14129123
>When the special snowflakes outnumber the vanilla that's usually a sign the theres something wrong with the source material or tastes of its enjoyers.

Is there even a point to this reply other than random sniping? You tried to make the case that that sort of thing isn't common. It is. That's the only point I was making. And since it is so common, nobody is going to pat someone on the back for doing more of the same and hailing it as creative.

>> No.14129172

>>14129156
warm up the choclate, the lick it all over, and eventually "eat it."

>> No.14129173

>>14129147
don't need help destroying my knees, i do a perfectly fine job of that already

>> No.14129174

>>14129159
The training has gone horribly awry! Chocolate elf now consists entirely of chocolate, to the point that she even secretes white chocolate instead of milk and vaginal fluids.

Your next action?

>> No.14129175

>>14129156
Roast her.

>> No.14129176

>>14129144
More Mimics should really get with the times and switch to forms other than chests in forlorn dungeons.

>> No.14129177

>>14129162
Now you're just fucking around.

>> No.14129179

>>14129154
>Spoiler
I'm a fan of that artist's works, but I dunno, I just couldn't get into that one for whatever reason. Just not my thing I guess.

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>>14129156
What we always do.

>> No.14129187

>>14129174
>white chocolate

Purge the abomination.

>> No.14129188

>>14129174
Okay 1. How the fuck did that happen? and 2. let's just go see our local Wizard and change her back.

>> No.14129189

>>14129171
>Special snowflakes
>Random sniping
Kek.

Nobody at all said anything about creativity or how common it is. I only pointed out that the supposed "polar-opposite" weren't actually common. A color change isn't polar opposite, silly. Try again.

>> No.14129190

>>14129177
More like genuinely confused where this NTR/anti-NTR angle you're fixated on comes from. Also, it never states what becomes of the husband aside from being inside the cloak of her wife. If that's not ambiguous, I don't know what is.

>> No.14129192

Whatever happened to that cutesy Dragon baker thing from the previous thread?

>> No.14129195

>>14129164
There's plenty of stories of monsters getting mistreated that people are fine with. The problem is that some of them slip into fatalpluse teritory (mindbreak, torture, angsty melodrama)

>> No.14129198

>>14129049
>>14129049
If we were really going to go down the "more monstrous path" we'd have shit like:

- Manticores literally eating people while cooing to them
- Slimes dissolving any organic matter they came in contact with
- Literally any predatory animal based MG eating people
- Mandragoras killing people with their screams
- Alraunes killing men with draining them into a husk or digestive fluids in their flowers
- Succubi and their subspecies killing men via sex
- Kejourou able to kill people with her hair like a cocoon of razor wire
- Any sufficiently powerful MG able to level entire cities and kill hundreds or thousands in the blink of an eye
- Ghouls and Wendigos cannibalizing the flesh of humans
- Wendigos (Ithaqua interpretation, the one she's based on) freezing people in snowstorms just because she can
- Yuki-Onna becoming apex yanderes
- Yetis killing people through brute force, becoming isolationist creatures
- Mermaids and their variants, Nereids, Undine, Scylla, Charybdis, Kraken all killing people in the waters of the world
- Ghosts, Wights, Witches, Will-o'-the-Wisps able to kill people with a touch to drain their life energy/souls

It's a tired and boring subject to continue discussing. People don't want to read about shit like what I listed, and they don't want to read about children being euthanized because of something like biting a person.

You don't even have a dog undergo euthanasia in that case unless they have fucking rabies, which is curable. I'm fucking tired of edgelord shit that's meant to bait shitstorms and I'm fucking tired of being the first person blamed for it when I don't even care half the time.

>> No.14129201

>>14129195
You keep saying there's plenty of x with no proof. Are you just bored?

>> No.14129203

>>14129198
You can be more monstrous without going full lethal.

>> No.14129204

>>14129174
Lick her until she's a chubby chocolate dark elf loli.

>> No.14129207

>>14129198
>- Yuki-Onna becoming apex yanderes
You have my attention.

>> No.14129208

>>14129190
>Also, it never states what becomes of the husband aside from being inside the cloak of her wife. If that's not ambiguous, I don't know what is.
Plz. Have you even looked at the profile picture?

And there is no NTR angle. It's just a simple statement from KC. If monsters only fuck their husbands once married, only married wendigos have purple dickbeasts in their cloaks, then the creatures must be the husbands.

I'm done now, you can troll about something else.

>> No.14129210

>>14129204
>She remains the same just gets smaller

>> No.14129212

>>14129201
If you paid attention, you could find proof instead of whining.

>> No.14129214
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14129214

I like how the dragonwet/lizard girl looks like she doesn't care but is already coiling her tail around the guy.

>> No.14129215

>>14128762
I think the guy who wrote that is the same fag that wrote some awful stuttery Hellhound shit a month or two ago.

And no, that is not Bollocks' typing style.

>> No.14129221

>>14129198
Anon just accept your life as a scapegoat.

You're a minority here and there is nothing you can do about it.

>> No.14129225

>>14129214
>looks like she doesn't care but is already coiling her tail around the guy
>he's fondling the tip, the lewdest and most sensitive part

Kobold is cute too, nice hair

>> No.14129226

>>14129212
Burden of proof is on you Mr. This totally happens all the time.

>> No.14129231

>>14129198
Now you're just going to the polar opposite. There's a lot of space between that and inoffensive cookiecutter copypaste of personalities where even the most monstrous of profiles become cuddly and the only difference between them is how many legs and horns they have.

>> No.14129234

>>14129179
Well, I for one really liked Moe deciding that she had enough of this melodrama bullshit and going on a berserk rape spree until everyone's problems went away.

More people should take her approach to life.

>>14129208
>monsters only fuck their husbands once married
Wait a minute, is this a thing now? I thought succubi and such fucked everything with a pulse until they found someone they liked and only became sandwich dispensers afterwards.

Is this just for wendigos, or does it hold for all monsters?

>> No.14129236

>>14129214
So with the final slide, can we assume that's an elder devil from her looks? If so, that's weird that something that's centuries old would sign up for a cultural exchange program that's been inhabited almost exclusively by late teens-to-early 20s girls. Maybe she just does it for kicks?

>> No.14129238

>>14129214
Was about to say exactly that.

>> No.14129239

>>14129234
>Wait a minute, is this a thing now? I thought succubi and such fucked everything with a pulse until they found someone they liked and only became sandwich dispensers afterwards
Are you new?

>> No.14129245

>>14129234
>Is this just for wendigos, or does it hold for all monsters?

All monsters. Haven't you ever read the world guide stuff about how once they find their one and only husband, the semen of every other male become nasty and distasteful?

>> No.14129246

>>14129195
>implying there's anything wrong with mindbreak

In case you haven't noticed, that's what mamono mana is.

>> No.14129247

>>14129236
There's no magic/DE/ incubization in EMG is there?
>Likely 500 years old
>You'll be her 10th husband

>> No.14129248
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14129248

I'm the guy who posted the story: I've written a lot of different, varied greentexts, please stop trying to analyze my "writing style" and pin it on some innocent namefags because your autism got triggered so badly.

>> No.14129251

>>14129248
Good job.

>> No.14129252

>>14129248
Cool story, bro.

>> No.14129253

>>14129226
People were fine with that one story about desmugging the smug squad, and spider and the fly, among other stories. The problem is that some of them are something a bitchy 15 year old would like

>> No.14129254

>>14129234
>Well, I for one really liked Moe deciding that she had enough of this melodrama bullshit and going on a berserk rape spree until everyone's problems went away.
Well, I only read the first couple chapters, and didn't much care for it...eh, maybe I'll give it another go.

>> No.14129255

>>14129247
There's obviously some sort of mystical elements at work. Mama Miia had all those impossible potions, and Lilith was able to hypnotize Cerea with a stare. Incubization? Probably not.

>> No.14129257

>>14129167
Fair point, but not accurate in this situation. This is all fear-based and deals with adrenaline, which is a different beast entirely. We've know for decades that long-periods of fear, or more accurately the "fight or flight" response are capable of adverse health effects. Dying of fear is a very real thing.

Pleasure however deals with dopamine and others that I won't get into. These chemicals don't force your body into a stressed state as adrenaline will.

But yes, sensitivity would play a major part. As long as the refractory period is in play, there would be a limit to the simulation you could endure. But let's be honest, how intense is the feeling of intercourse? Feels great, but it's nowhere near as intense as fear, and less intense than actual orgasm.

Being held in a manticore's (or whatever) embrace and slowely milked to a believable number of incredible orgasms over a reasonable period of time wouldn't hurt you.

Besides, I'd rather be balls deep in her tail for two hours with fewer, slow and intense orgasms, than many orgasms with a less pleasurable build-up.

Anyway, done with this topic. This is actually an interesting subject and I recommend you read up on it yourself if you're so inclined.

>> No.14129258

>>14129203
The last time I tried a more monstrous MG design , Manticore in this case it was based on one drawing from DeviantArt where she'd have face similar to Alexandrite from SJW Universe because it's something different/Abubu made it somewhat moe.

Nobody cared for it because part of it was she did eat people on occasion if she were starving enough. That and there's always that one fucking faggot who equates tauric MGs to bestiality.

>>14129207
Alot of the legends of the Yuki-Onna paint her as a merciless yokai who kills people by freezing them with ice breath or simply leading them astray for exposure.

In others, she brings a man she likes into a home and attempts to become his wife. If he tries to leave, she creates a snowstorm to bring him back where he risks death by freezing.

In still yet more others, she's essentially an ice succubus who drains men of their life force via coitus. There's many many many ways that a Yuki-Onna can work, similar to the Chinese Jiang-Shi.

I mean shit, in some stories a Jiang-Shi can drain a person's Qi through their skin pores and essentially deploy hemomancy to kill them since it's thought that the blood vessels are the pathways that Qi uses in order to travel through the human body.

Funny thing is the Jiang-Shi never explicitly drank blood or display other vampiric behavior associated with more traditional European ones until the Western influence hit China.

They also confused mythos in Dracula II: Ascension (Horrible movie btw) where Vladislaus Dracula is not only Judas Iscariot but he's able to count 730,898 grains of rice in mid-air after one of the protagonists throws it at him.

THAT is almost exclusively a Chinese merchant schtick.

>> No.14129259

>>14129248
What story? :^)

No really, what story? The hellhound one?

>> No.14129260

>>14129245
And here come the stories of brutes raping married MGs...

>> No.14129262

>>14129258
Suddenly I'm thinking about that one Trap Yuki'"Onna" doujin...

>> No.14129263

>>14129253
>replugging the smug squad
Not an ounce of mistreatment.
>spider and the flu
Seeing as those were full blown rape machines heedless if their "prey's" feelings, doesn't really apply.

>> No.14129264

>>14129247
>Lala can save Darling from dying
>Lilith had hipnosis
Nah I bet there's something out there that can extend your lifespan.

>> No.14129265

>>14129258
Wait, are you that TFT faggot with the manticore maid? You're considered shit by association more than anything.

>> No.14129266

>>14129248
I'm sure we'd remember a steady stream of this quality.

>> No.14129267

>>14129259
yeah. I don't have a name, never had one, and never will.

Getting mad at someone who uses a name because you need an outlet for your sperg-rage is retarded.

I haven't posted since that sory either, so I'm not stirring up further shit or anything like that either.

>> No.14129268

>>14129264
>Lala can save Darling from dying
Nah. She said that she just shows up whenever he has a near-death experience. The actual survival is all on him and his sheer willpower.

>Hypnosis
Ain't nothin' magical about that.

>> No.14129269

>>14129239
>>14129245
Wait, my bad. I read that as "monsters only have sex after choosing their husband", which is an our-KC-is-going-senile-where-do-we-replace-him kind of offense. But he meant "after getting married, monsters only have sex with their husbands", which is reasonable and indeed a good thing.

I guess widows are special-cased though? Or is no healing allowed in MG land?

>>14129254
It's a good idea to do so. The ending is unexpected in a good way.

>> No.14129271

>>14129248
Get a name so people can filter you.
>I'm not an attentionwhore
You actually garner more attention by not allowing people to filter your posts.

>>14129257
Well if it's a chemical difference then I guess its probable.

>>14129258
I meant monstrous as in personality and habits, not look.
>there's always that one fucking faggot who equates tauric MGs to bestiality.
Your fault for making animal pussy where there was none.

>> No.14129272

>>14129267
then the thread will just issue you a name
>Welcome aboard Try2Hard

>> No.14129276

>>14129264
>hypnosis
Hypnosis isn't magic, and lala's ability to walk in the realms of death seems more racial based and less magic based, but I get your point.

>> No.14129277

>>14129265
I have no idea what you're talking about with the Manticore Maid, so you'd have to be more specific.

I do post to TFT but I hardly expect people from here to hold my stories in any regard at all anyway to so it all evens out.

>> No.14129279

>>14129214
>covered in fur
>button nose
>multiple rows of breasts
>covered in fucking fur

Would still shag until my body gave out and once I regained consciousness I'd wail and sob, curled up in the shower.

>> No.14129281

>>14129263
That's sort of the point. These stories and others know to not throw around edgy stuff like candy at a parade like some stories are found of doing. Which is why people don't hate them.

>> No.14129282

>>14129269
>I guess widows are special-cased though? Or is no healing allowed in MG land?

Word of KC is she'll likely keep you alive forever through potions and magic or bring you back as an undead before she'll let you go. But if for some reason you die and none of that stuff happens then she might get over you after a very long time.

>> No.14129283

>>14129269
>I guess widows are special-cased though?
Why don't just go to the wiki and read it instead of waiting for us to respond all your questions?

>> No.14129290

>>14129269
>I guess widows are special-cased though?
Someone actually did ask KC about seducing widows once.

He said that in most cases, they'd just visit a Lich or some such to either revive their One True Husbando, or follow him in death.

But, KC being KC, didn't want to leave people who want to heal saddened widows out, and thus said that if their feelings are strong enough, they would indeed be able to get through and become a second love for a lonely Widow MG.

>> No.14129294

>>14129282
>But if for some reason you die and none of that stuff happens then she might get over you after a very long time
You forgot the part in which KC said most of them never get another husband, that getting a widow into accepting you as her new husband is the tryhard mode of MGE and that many girls commit suicide to follow their husbands into the afterlife.

>> No.14129296

>>14129290
>become a second love
Why bother? Also
>Cucking some dead dude waiting for his waifu in the afterlife
You're begging for him to posses you from beyond the grave and excise your soul from your own body.

>> No.14129297

In a thread that normally revolves around how we want to be with our waifu, we're arguing whether or not they should be monstrous to fin cannon.

Really guys? Most of our conversations circkjerk about getting carried off and husbando'd, and yet it blows your mind that the majority of those here really don't care for murder or being eaten?

>> No.14129299

>>14129297
This is literally a strawman.

>> No.14129301

>>14129267
May I ask you a honest serious question? Why daughteru killing?

>> No.14129305

>>14129296
I think it's clear that he doesn't like the idea of widows getting a new husband that much and only accept it because he likes to pander to almost everyone.

>> No.14129307

>>14129296
Maybe so; this is what comes from wanting to please everybody after all.

Just be glad he's left out-right NTR-fags out to dry.

>> No.14129309

>>14129267
May I ask you a honest serious question? Do you have any kind of diagnosed mental illness or deficiency?

>> No.14129311

>>14129307
>>14129305
Why can't nip's just say no?

>> No.14129312
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>>14129299
>literally a strawman
Kek

I think you need to look up the world literally, anon.

>> No.14129315

>>14129311
Well, he has said no.

To NTR. Futa to a lesser extent.
Oh. And Reverse-Corruption. He said no when someone asked him about reverse-corruption. With a disclaimer of "But the corruption's not really that bad in the first place...", but still.

>> No.14129317

>>14129311
It's shamefur dispray.

>> No.14129318

>>14129281
Again, nothing edgy in the stories you've listed. That one greentext where a kiki gets abused to death by her worthless master, edgy. That one with the harpy getting her wings cut off, you better believe believe the edge. This hellhound greentext was just an example of MGs being treated as second class citizens, as it happens with humans, it was relevant to the context. But no one throws a bitchfit when humans are the ones being mistreated beyond "I wouldn't like this." "These MGs are cunts." But something happens to the MGs and just look at the reactions here. White knights everywhere.

>> No.14129320

>>14129312
Scarecrow MG when?

>> No.14129321

>>14129215
No shit it's not my typing style, Stalker-kun.

>> No.14129323

>>14129320
Hey little boy, do you like pumpkins? I got two really nice one's over here. Come closer child.

>> No.14129328

>>14129323
>The front of her chest and rear end are both stuffed with straw to make her look stacked.

>> No.14129332

>>14129323
>chucks a crow tengu at her
>cat fight of world star hip-hop proportions

>> No.14129333

>>14129318
>just mistreated
>legally put down exactly like animals on the behest of one family with a boy with a bit arm after tormenting the girl

>But no one throws a bitchfit when humans are the ones being mistreated
Show one scenario where men were put down like beasts for retaliating against monstergirls, where people didn't bitch.

>> No.14129334

>>14129320
Would they be constructs, or plantgirl subspecies?

>> No.14129335

>>14129328
The ass was sad.jpg

>> No.14129336

>>14129318
None of the stories with men being second class citizens had them being put down. Besides, don't pretend people like the same thing happening to humans. That oomukade junkie greenest ruined an entire thread.

>> No.14129340

>>14129318
I refuse to believe the shit you're spewing is genuine, but I'll entertain you.

>This hellhound greentext was just an example of MGs being treated as second class citizens
No it wasn't. It treated them like non-sapient beings yet somehow still being treated as sapient individuals when it suited the "writer." It also relies on the idiotic premise of anyone monster or even most humans would live in a shithole like that.

I refuse to believe this was a result of incompetence rather than intentional malice aimed to aggravate poster, no one could vomit up something so poorly thought out.

>> No.14129341

>>14129334
spooky constructs.

>> No.14129342

>>14129336
This man right here sums up the whole thing nicely.

>> No.14129343

>>14129334
They would be normal scarecrows but then MAMONO MANA...

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>>14129320

>> No.14129346
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>>14129328
>stacked
You sly motherfucker.

>> No.14129351

>>14129100
So, what's going on in that image?

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14129353

>>14129344
>Your bidding, Master?

>> No.14129356

>>14129351
A blind Wendigo is running around a guy.

>> No.14129357

>>14129351
The Wendigos are panicking and running around in circles.

>> No.14129358

>>14129353
I bet she's a devil in the sack.

>> No.14129359
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14129359

I get back from class for one hour, and people are fighting over a post I didn't even read.

Guys, please.

Does anyone want some Cheshire shit/smut going on?

>> No.14129360

>>14129353
Of course this is a thing. You win.

>> No.14129364

>>14129359
>shit/smut
Ew

>> No.14129365

>>14129359
>Cheshire smut
Continue

>> No.14129366

>>14129311
KC does once in a while.

>> No.14129367

>>14129359
Some people will.

>> No.14129369

>>14129364
Okay, not scat, you get the idea.

>> No.14129370

>>14129359
I'm always up for some Cheshire smut, but let's leave fecal matter out of it.

>> No.14129374

>>14129359
Sure, go for it.

>> No.14129375

>>14129333
The two stories that have gotten any reaction out of the thread, where humans are second class, were the oomukade one and manticore bitchboy, and the second one was more about her betraying his trust and torturing him. But mistreating monsters? The one with the cumdump oni pissed people off. The one with the nice manticore who gets made fun of, no, not Leona. That picture of the sadist punching a slime, even though she feels no pain. The one with the kitsune chef. I'll admit that one was kind of justified. The one with the troll who cut off her own hands because she a thought her partner didn't like them. The mobbed Lich. Fairies getting their wings ripped off. The bullied zombie. The wererabbit who died of loneliness. But fuck humans.

You sir, are wasting my damn time.

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>>14129359
You have my attention

>> No.14129384

>>14129380
Die in a fire you failed abortion of a man.

>> No.14129385

>>14129359
All Cheshire e'eything

>> No.14129390

>>14129356
Whelp, there goes my heart.

>> No.14129391

>>14129375
Selection bias? I can't self insert into a story as anything other than a human, and I wouldn't want to be mistreated. Therefore, less likely to bother reading or getting worked up about such a story.

But self inserting as a human with a MG relationship, of course I'd have a problem with MG abuse.

Seems a simple and likely explanation.

>> No.14129393

I wanna open a free Kobold headpatting booth, what are the chances of this simple project being a success?

>> No.14129394

>>14129375
Is your point that nobody's reacted adversely to those things? Because people have, repeatedly.

>> No.14129395

>>14129336
Because men are more valuable as cumpumps, not that Is any better. Yeah, a life of slavery is better than being killed. Bite me.

>>14129340
>No it wasn't
Prove it.
>It treated them like non-sapient beings yet somehow still being treated as sapient individuals when it suited the "writer.
As opposed as stories like Thunderbrother's with the guy in the zoo?
>It also relies on the idiotic premise of anyone monster or even most humans would live in a shithole like that.
MGC Detroit.
>I refuse to believe this was a result of incompetence rather than intentional malice aimed to aggravate poster, no one could vomit up something so poorly thought out.
Cool story.

>> No.14129397

>>14129395
>men are more valuable as cumpumps
Oh boy its the "MGs only want semen slaves" guy.

>> No.14129399

>>14129375
No, you stop with your bullshit right there. None of these are on the order of euthanizing a goddamn person. That's not suffering, that's retarded. I don't feel sad over it because the premise is too dumb to take seriously. You could write "one day there was an oomukade but everything she touched turned into skeletons and the boy she liked decided to hug her from behind as a surprise but he turned into skeletons too and a wedding ring fell from his hollow rib cage because he planned to marry her but could not because he came skeletons" and get more emotional impact from people.

You have people angry because you wrote a dumb story just to get replies. You got your replies. Stop begging for more attention.

>>14129283
I read them now and apparently you don't become a Deep One when you incubize as a mermaid's husband. No frog eyes, no fish skin, no foul abode with pestilential coral walls, no ichor seeping off chamber halls.

What the fuck is this shit.

>> No.14129400

>>14129395
>Thunderbrother's with the guy in the zoo
That was Hetzers you retard, and we'll probably never see a continuation since he's AWOL.

>> No.14129401

>>14129395
>As opposed as stories like Thunderbrother's with the guy in the zoo?
The difference is that story was good.

>> No.14129404

>>14129399
>None of these are on the order of euthanizing a goddamn person
The argument really should end with this, but it won't.

>> No.14129406

>>14129394
Why don't you stay out of the conversation if you can't bother to read the reply chain?

>>14129391
>missing the overtly and repeatedly stated point this hard

See >>14129318
I cannot bother with you anymore.

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>>14129399
>one day there was an oomukade but everything she touched turned into skeletons
Jesus.

>> No.14129411

>>14129399
>Wanting to be a monsterboy

>> No.14129414

>>14129397
1/boogeyman

>>14129401
>that is okay because I like it

Swear to Christ...

>> No.14129416

>>14129399
your story was 10/10 made me laugh

>> No.14129420

>>14129399
>None of these are on the order of euthanizing a goddamn person
So. Fucking. What. Slavery is not preferable to death.
>You have people angry because you wrote a dumb story just to get replies. You got your replies. Stop begging for more attention.
Wasn't me bright eyes.

>> No.14129421

>>14129410
>>14129399
>>14129399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Zma2_n5CA

Relevant.

>> No.14129424

>>14129359
Loli?

>> No.14129425

>>14129395
>Prove it.
Being under the jurisdiction of Animal Control Services for one, you gibbering retard.
>As opposed as stories like Thunderbrother's with the guy in the zoo?
That wasn't even Thunderbrother and there's a reason it'll never be finished.
>MGC Detroit.
Is still not as bad as the inconsistent, idiotic shithole you came up with.

Overall, this >>14129399 You got your dose of attention, now fuck off.

>> No.14129428

>>14129406
Your argument's gone so off the rails I'm not even quite sure what point you were arguing. And is rather not engrave thread stupidity onto my mind too hard.

>> No.14129429

>>14129424
No.
English.

>> No.14129431

>>14129375
>betraying his trust and torturing him
where do i find this

>> No.14129432

>>14129428
>is
*I'd

>> No.14129434

>>14129429
No thanks, I'd rather not fuck a sand nigger Cheshire.

>> No.14129437

>>14129375
The one with the smelly oomukade?

>> No.14129439

>>14129429
Not mutually exclusive.

>> No.14129443

>>14129425
>Being under the jurisdiction of Animal Control Services for one, you gibbering retard.
>I don't understand what being a second class citizen is
There's a retard here allright and it sure as fuck ain't me.
>That wasn't even Thunderbrother and there's a reason it'll never be finished.
I haven't failed to notice how you and the two other guys haven't offered a rebuttal to this at all.
>still not as bad as the inconsistent, idiotic shithole you came up with.
>anon still can't read
I didn't write it.

And I am comfy right here fam.

>> No.14129446

>>14129431
Beats me. You can start by typing bitchboy in the archives if you dare.

>>14129437
No.

>> No.14129447

question, /jp/: what things/archetypes/tropes/fetishes do you not like being in your monstergirl smut?

>> No.14129449

>>14129447
>reverse fishing

Go away.

>> No.14129451

>>14129446
>Beats me. You can start by typing bitchboy in the archives if you dare.
On it.

>> No.14129452

>>14129447
Fuck off.

>> No.14129459

>>14129443
>Animal control
>Second class citizen

Anon, there's a difference here.

>> No.14129462

>>14129447
Femdom.

>> No.14129463

>>14129447
Monstergirls

>> No.14129466

>>14129443
A second-class citizen is a citizen, you godawful moron. Citizens are not euthanized for biting folks, and if they were, they would not be euthanized by animal control of all people. Not even slaves would be killed for this shit. Also note that your equally second-class citizen wife wins a damn lawsuit against you later in the story. Let me repeat this: Your wife, who is legally an animal, wins alimony from you. What in the fuck.

If you didn't write that pile of steaming turd, then you're even worse because you're trying to use it to defend your retarded point about people liking human abuse stories more than MG abuse, which is patently untrue.

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>>14129447
A desire for...
Skin...

>> No.14129470
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14129470

I wanted to just quickly ask something.
I know there's like drawfags and stuff here but I wanted to know if they'd draw Elphelt Valentine like this, all corrupted and whatnot?

>> No.14129473

>>14129447
Femdom and shotas and the really obvious ones.

But femdom and shotas are at the god damn top.

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>>14129470
It's been done, but with a different species.

>> No.14129475

>>14129375
>The two stories that have gotten any reaction out of the thread, where humans are second class
Nigger are you daft? I said find me ONE scenario where human boys were euthanized like animals, where no one batted an eye. What did you do? Showed me stories where humans were second class and people complained. That's not what I asked for, chucklefuck.

>> No.14129476

>>14129466
>still insisting I wrote it and splitting hairs about "citizens" who are only so on paper, virtually having no rights

Okay, I'm done with you, fuck off. And you never proved me wrong or made me reconsider my position, so thanks for wasting my brain cells.

>> No.14129480

>>14129447
Fuck off Ovaries

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>>14129470
Jubjub Elphelt still worked better.

>> No.14129482

>>14129443
Maybe if you stopped sucking your own dick you'd realize a second class citizen is not equal to a nonperson.

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How big do you like your hips/thighs/ass, /jp/?

>> No.14129488

>>14129475
There are no such stories to my knowledge, not that it matters, those two are still the only stories where humans were mistreated that caused any sort of shitstorm, and now I am out.

>> No.14129492

>>14129482
>>14129476

>> No.14129495

>>14129476
>no rights
>wins alimony
Holy shit, are you retarded?

(Hint: Yes)

>still insisting I wrote it
>post is "if you didn't write it, then you're dumber"
Holy shit, are you retarded?

(Hint: Yes)

>> No.14129497

>>14129452
>>14129449
>>14129480
>>14129473
>>14129468

Poor dental hygeine, scalp eczema, and copious amounts of bunions?
Look forward to it.

>> No.14129499
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14129499

>>14129474
>>14129481
I just don't really see it being a match but yeah it is so damn nice.
It's mainly for this version of Elphelt

>> No.14129506

>>14129468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXJwllEL7Sg

>> No.14129507

>>14129488
>There are no such stories to my knowledge,
Well you were the one complaining and saying that if this ever happened in a story to a human no one would care, but suddenly because it happens to monstergirls whitenights crawl out of the wahzoo. And BIG FUCKIN' SURPRISE, the only reason no one reacted the same way to humans being treated the same way was because, get this, no one had written the story yet.

>I'm out
I know you are. Because you had nothing to begin with.

>> No.14129508

>>14129497
Go away you shitstarter.

I bet you're the same faggot who started that maledom shitstorm.

>> No.14129511
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>>14129486
Large, butt still proportionate with the body.

>> No.14129513

>>14129486
That right there is perfect. Would make a whole football team's worth of halfbreeds with.

>> No.14129514

>>14129506
How is this game? I've been meaning to play but haven't ever gotten around to it.

>> No.14129519
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14129519

>>14129499
I guess that works.

>> No.14129521

>>14129507
>Well you were the one complaining and saying that if this ever happened in a story to a human no one would care
Yeah, that's totally what I was saying.

>> No.14129522

>>14129508
I'll give you a special shoutout when I post it

>> No.14129531

>>14129522
Yeah, you're the same guy.

>> No.14129532

>>14129466
Actually, I was wondering about that. If they're legally pets, then how did anon even marry one in the first place? Wouldn't it count on bestiality? And he had to have been married to have divorce papers. I mean, I don't care how pathetic of edgy the story is, but the writer could have at least made some sense of his own legal system. He could have said 'monsters have restrictions due to their abilities' but instead went full retard and said 'nah, they're animals. and he's married. fuck consistency and cry or something.' Is it too much to ask for a bit of effort?

>> No.14129533

>>14129447
Suffering, cruelty, grimdark.

>> No.14129537

>>14129511
I want to tackle her and prod and squeeze and the base of her tails while she begs me to stop out of embarrassment.

>> No.14129541

>>14129533
Cool, I'll just add that to everyone else's suggestions. >>14129497

If I'm lucky I'll have it done by tomorrow night.

>> No.14129543

>>14129521
>>"But no one throws a bitchfit when humans are the ones being mistreated"

>>"MG on human rape/ill treatment= A OK!

The opposite= OH MY GOD CALL THE COPS! FUCKING EDGELORDS!"

>>" But when humans get treated like shit, it just gets swept under the rug, so excuse me if I give no fucks about MGs being killed."

>Yeah, that's totally what I was saying.
It's all you've been saying, cockjockey.

>> No.14129546

>>14129541
Are you the same guy who wrote the newest controversy?

Make it about kejourous

>> No.14129550

>>14129543
>>14129521
>>14129507
arguing about anthropomorphic animal women that aren't real seems self-defeating

>> No.14129559

>>14129546
As long as people are just going to ignore it, then he can write whatever, I guess.
But people are going to read it anyway. Why, I'll never know.

>> No.14129560

>>14129550
Ah yes, the trivialization defense.

>> No.14129566
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14129566

So, to get people back on an actual topic; What do you think of fox women and arranged marriages?

>> No.14129569
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14129569

>>14129543

>> No.14129572

>>14129560
for that matter, why are we alive? where do we fit in the grand scheme of things?

>> No.14129575

>>14129566
Is she rich?

>> No.14129576

>>14129566
I want to be married off without my consent only to slit my family's throats in their sleep and be renounced by my wife so I can fuck off and make my own way!

>> No.14129578

>tfw no fierce Hellhound waifu to guard my house so porch monkeys don't steal my A/C units
This neighborhood is slowly turning me into a racist.

>> No.14129581

>>14129532
Yes anon. That's why it's clear shitposting. The absolute lack of any effort or sense present in it.

Can't even call it a troll. Decent trolls have thought put into them.

>> No.14129584

>>14129575
Very. Well, comparatively. She's an aristocrat, so in modern day society she'd probably be upper class. In a pseudo-medieval setting she'd be a landowner, and much older than you. Think 4-5 hundred years old.

>> No.14129587

>>14129578
Bitch nigga. If you had any balls no darkey amazon would mess with you.

>> No.14129588
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14129588

>>14129566
Arranged marriages and monstergirls are two of my biggest fetishes if they're together.

Especially if the monstergirl is older and is into tender femdom.

>> No.14129590

>>14129566
I think they're kinda cute. I don't mind arranged marriages. I would mind an arranged marriage to a fox woman, though. I mean, what does my family get out of this? Is she joining ours or am I joining hers? What are the legal benefits?

>> No.14129596

>>14129532
We already established the story was more internally inconsistent than a schizophrenic's attempt at recreating Escher's art.
My advice? Leave the story's stupidity, and the posting stupidity it's inspired, all behind

>> No.14129597

>>14129543
The main difference is that almost all monster on human violence is painted as wrong, which is fine. But then you have the stories written by angsty little bitches in which humans do the same to monsters, but it's totally ok and justified for some reason.

>> No.14129598

>>14129587
I'm highly considering getting a gun. The problem is that my house was abandoned for several years before I bought it and started fixing it up. Even though I have the lights on and shit it doesn't look much different yet.

>> No.14129600

>>14129584
Well I'm down. I don't even care that she's disgustingly old.

>> No.14129601

>>>/qa/183913

>> No.14129603

>>14129447
turgid things

>> No.14129606

>>14129590
>I mean, what does my family get out of this?
A parcel of land, the blessing of the kitsune on their crops, and a small (for the kitsune) sum of gold.
>Is she joining ours or am I joining hers?
You are joining hers. The children of your union would be her families.
>What are the legal benefits?
Well, you become sacrosanct personally... Other than that, your family receives no extra legal benefits, though extralegally harming them would bring down the wrath of your new family.

>> No.14129608

>>14129598
Why are you fixing it if it's in such a shithole in the first place? Not like property value is going to go up if the neighborhood is shit.

>> No.14129609

>>14129566
Arranged marriages are suicide tier.

I don't care what the benefits are I don't want to marry a woman I don't know.

>> No.14129613

>>14129584
What about in Russia during the height of the Cold War as a setting? Would she a KGB operative abusing her power as she buys me from my family? Or am I just another 'spy' she needs to 'interrogate' for 'Capitalist Propaganda' to her?

>> No.14129615

>>14129578
It's not racist if they're actually stealing from you.
That shit's annoying.

>> No.14129619

>>14129613
>KGB operative
She's more of manager-level than individual operative. Sure, she could get a upper-class husband, but it's so much easier and less irritating to go through unconventional channels, grease some palms, and get a cute husband without having to negotiate all the proper customs.

>> No.14129621

>>14129601
Don't bother. Straight up lies and newfaggotry.

That guy would sell his mother for a few shekels.

>> No.14129623

>>14129608
The neighborhood is just starting to grow and there's a lot of high class development not far away. Everything would be fine if it weren't for the crackheads and druggies that haven't moved out yet.

>> No.14129625

>>14129588
Got any well-written stories like that?

>> No.14129626

>>14129621
But his replies are funny. This is who leads us now. Take a good long look

>> No.14129630

>>14129626
At least he likes Gurren.

>> No.14129632

>>14129625
I'm working on one, that's why I asked.

>> No.14129634

Needs more Boogie-Girls

>> No.14129635

>>14129625
If there are any I don't know about them, sadly. I don't even know if we have a story about an arranged marriage.

>> No.14129636

>>14129623
You ain't taking mah porch, devil.

>> No.14129638

>>14129632
Can I get a sample of your prose, please.

>> No.14129657

>>14129636
Then don't fucking take my A/C units you faggot.

>> No.14129658
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14129658

>>14128859
>>14128934
>"With all due respect, I really don't think this is a good idea."
>"Bah, what do you know, you're just a human boy. Now help me put this damn bra on, it won't fit."
>You step behind her and try to help her struggle into her black bra, it being a few sizes too small for her
>After some pulling and a few swear words on her part, you're finally able to get it on, as it sinks into soft flesh, barely containing her massive grapes
>Taking a moments rest, you go back to questioning your boss on her plan, and beg her to reconsider
>"Oh, quit being such a downer, it'll be simple as pie!"
>Her tail coils around your legs and she casually throws an arm around your neck
>"All we have to do is sneak into her party, which there'll be so many hoity toity types they'll barely notice us."
>Well, she's right about that, you note, she wouldn't be out of place in such a group
>Choosing to ignore you, she continues, gesturing with her free hand
>"Now, we go in, and we try to find where she's sitting and slip laxatives into her drink!"
>"And when that dumb broad goes up to make her final speech, BAM!"
>She throws a fist in the air, before uncurling her hand and waving her fingers all around, trying to replicate fireworks
>"She'll make a fool of herself on stage! What isn't smart about this plan? Besides, you can even think of it as a date, you get to have this hot young snake hanging to your arm, ain't that nice enough for tonight? Everyone wins here!"
>You note she's almost 6 years older than you, which hardly constitutes as "young", but before you finish a tail slaps you in the face and a suit is shoved into your arms
>The things you do for this snake

>> No.14129659

How does your waifu react when she finds out about your military background and deployments in anti-terror operations (considering you've been through some tours and took a break from them to enjoy life as a civvie)? What would she say if you were "getting that itch to go back"?

>> No.14129660

>>14129638
pastebin.com/u/gauf

>> No.14129663

>>14129658
>massive grapes
bruh

>> No.14129667

>>>/qa/192864
>I borrowed money

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>>14129658
>black bra on grape tits
BRUH

>> No.14129675

>>14129657
You want to run us out of our own neighbrhoods, so we'll keep taking your damn a/c, double faggot.

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>>14129659
no one here would know.

>> No.14129679

>>14129606
Sold. Who needs love, anyway? Everyone knows marriage is about harmonia.

>> No.14129680

>>14129659
>anyone here
>military

Incredulous Putin.jpg

>> No.14129690

>>14129660
...Okay.

>> No.14129695

>>14129680
You could be surprised.

>> No.14129703

>>14129660
>gauf
Awesome. What girl did you have in mind for the arranged marriage thing though?

>> No.14129705

>>14129695
I'd like to think anyone's who's managed to get that far in life wouldn't have dead-ended here.

>> No.14129707
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14129707

Holy shit. I'm dying over at the Q&A.

Has anyone asked him if he likes Monster Girls?
I saw someone posted Rachne on the Appreciation Thread.

>> No.14129708

>>14129705
>military
>getting far

>> No.14129710

>>14129660
Hi Gauf, die.

>> No.14129712

>>14129705
If anything, people will get dead-ended because of the time they've spent in the military.

>> No.14129717

>>14129707
>Jackie 4chan

Oh my fuck. Where's the Q&A again? I dismissed the message.

>> No.14129719

>>14129659
She'd ask me how I came to be a hairstylist in America, and then I'd have to explain my life to her prior to our marriage...

>you will never have endless fun styling the hair of your kejourou waifu and gossip with your MG clients as they ooze about how silly their husbandos are yet how much they love them.

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>>14129707
He doesn't like the MGs. Thinks Rei isn't human an wonder why any one would like her over asuka.

>> No.14129723

>>14129712
>Spends years doing a job most people aren't cut out for
>Comes home and posts about being husbando'd by his [insert MG] waifu.
I shouldn't laugh but it's either that or be kinda sad

>> No.14129726

>>14129710
No.
>>14129703
Kitsune. Maybe Kitsune-bi, but i'm pretty far along in the story so it might be hard to change.

>> No.14129731

>>14129721
>taking any of those responses seriously

>> No.14129734

>>14129721
Oh mother fucker.

>> No.14129739

>>14129707
>Has anyone asked him if he likes Monster Girls?
No no no no no

>>14129726
What about kumih-
>but i'm pretty far along in the story so it might be hard to change.
Shit.

>> No.14129741

>>14129726
>>14129726
Please do. Don't like your attitude towards cheap and efficiently made beers <3

>> No.14129744

>>14129726
Either way. I look forward to it.

>> No.14129747

>>14129717
>>>/qa/

There a locked Answers Thread, a Questions thread for you to post your question, and an 'UN-OFFICIAL COMFY DISCUSSION OF HIRO ANSWERS THREAD' where eveeyone is reaction to his replies. Practically every board has one right now.

The culture/language barrier is hilarious and he is practically answering every question.

>> No.14129752

>>14129741
>Don't like your attitude towards cheap and efficiently made beers <3
...?

>>14129739
I mean, it's a possibility, but I wasn't planning on having murder-cannibalism be a serious part of the story since it's a relatively short (Sub 10 pages) fap story more than anything just to get this story concept out of my head.

>> No.14129757

So what exactly qualifies as more monstrous in attitude and nature?

>> No.14129763

>>14129747
>his comment on western noses
At least he is somewhat capable of bants.

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>>14129747
>What should Hiroyuki Nishimura's new name be?
1. An Hiro
2. Mootwo
3. G00k
4. Hiroshima Nagasaki
5. Mook
6. FagLord
7. Hiroshimoot
8. Hirohito
9. Nips
10. Nippy
13. Hiroshimook

HOLY FUCK

>> No.14129771

>>14129766
>No Jackie 4Chan.
k.

>> No.14129791

>giant fucking argument over the most obvious bait in human history
Guys pls

>> No.14129797

>>14129726
Please use less adjectives in this one.

>> No.14129799

>>14129658
More?

>> No.14129804

>>14129757
Mostly just focus on giving them a sense of danger and power, something they have to keep tightly under control lest they hurt you. The rest depends greatly on the monster in question.

>> No.14129805

>>14129797
I'll see what I can do.

>> No.14129807

>Go on An Adventure to get strong for Monster Girl Waifus
>You feel ready
>Suddenly Angels descend and take you to Heaven
>You are to become a God and remain in Heaven for your incredible power
>But waifus
>No, Heaven
How do you react?

>> No.14129808

>>>/qa/198564
Which one of you is this?

>> No.14129809

>>14129658
>>14128934
>>14128859
She seems fun.

>> No.14129810

>>14129791
>Anything I dont like is bait
lets not start THIS argument again

>> No.14129817
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>>14129807
Become god why the flying fuck would I give a single fuck about waifus when I can be god?

>> No.14129821

>>14129747
>"Why the fuck do you keep asking about Eva? I watched that shit when it aired, what, 20 years ago?"
I love this man.

>> No.14129825
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>>14129658
>If you had a nickle for every time you were right you'd have enough money to quit this job and retire young
>Instead, you're not stuck laying on a couch in a tattered suit with several bruises from Security
>And on top of you if your half-naked slightly sticky intoxicated Apophis boss who's crying like a child into your chest, her tail coiled around her, dress tattered, a few bruises on her, and her bra missing
>You've tried to push her off, but your efforts to get her off of you have gone unnoticed by the weeping snake, and have failed because she is both a long snake, and a chubby snake, and thus heavy as hell
>As such, you decided to rescind yourself to your fate and hope she releases you soon
>"IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, WE WERE SO CLOSE TOO! THAT STUPID BROWN BITCH CHEATED!"
>You rub her back with your one free hand, zoning out to recall what had happened, at the party
>It actually had gone well to begin with, Security was distracted by some over eager Jubjub bimbos allowing you two to sneak in, and of course your boss helped herself to the "free alcohol"
>However, when she found the glass her rival was using, and waited for her to put it on a table to walk away for a bit, it all went south
>As your boss leaned over the table to drop the laxatives in, her bra bursted open from her tight dress, knocking over the glass, which caused a chain reaction knocking over all the drinks on the table
>The result was a topless Apophis covered in wine with broken glass and more wine all around her, and all eyes on the two of you
>And after dealing with security, you ended up here, in her house and on her couch with her breaking down and using you as a body pillow
>You eventually return to reality, as you hear someone snoring
>You look down to see your boss knocked out cold, using your chest as a pillow
>Looks like all the crying must of tired her out
>Oh well, at least you can go home no-
>Dicks you're still under her

>> No.14129829

>>14129807
Do I retain a physical form? If not then I'm opting out of being a god

>> No.14129830

>>14129808
I DID.

>> No.14129832

>>14129817
loneliness?

>> No.14129836

>>14129829
You'd exist everywhere and nowhere at once. You'd have no need for a physical body. You can't even go to your favorite restaurant with lewdly dressed waitresses so you can spank their booties.

>> No.14129838

>>14129832
But you can have angelfu's.

>> No.14129841

>>14129825
>You've tried to push her off, but your efforts to get her off of you have gone unnoticed by the weeping snake, and have failed because she is both a long snake, and a chubby snake, and thus heavy as hell
That sounds heavenly.

>> No.14129843

>>14129838
Meh. What if none of them aren't the one?

>> No.14129844

>>14129836
Screw that. I'll pull a Trinity.

>> No.14129847

>>14129825
Poor girl.

>> No.14129850

>>14129832
Ill rape some goddesses and Valkyries if i ever get lonely or tired of doing god things.

>> No.14129853

>>14129747
>>"Are you a cuck?"
>"No, luckily."
Hah.

>> No.14129855

>>14129843
Then make one. You're God.

>On the first day Anongod said "let there be waifu" and she was his fetish, and his taste was good.

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>>14129853

a true cuck never thinks he is one

>> No.14129865

>about Kamen Rider?
>For me, it's old one. now days, new Kamen riders are popular in young mothers in japan.

What

>> No.14129870

>>14129865
He's calling the new ones fujobait basically.

>> No.14129872

>>14129865
If that Includes Kuuga he has SHIT FUCKING TASTE

>> No.14129878

>>14129865
Actually that makes a lot of sense.

Kamen Rider is marketed as a kids show, after all, and thus young mothers might sit down with their kids to watch it with them, thus getting sucked in by the well-written, complex and deep plots that Japan is known for using in its children's shows...and the male models that they've hired to play more and more Riders and Villains in the last several years.

>>14129872
It's really only been prominent since...I wanna say Den-O? No, maybe Kabuto. Wizard is the most egregious example though; Haruto's actor was picked out using a poll in some chick rag magazine. 'S why he couldn't act a lick when the show started. He got better over time though.

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>>14129865
He talking shit about kamen rider?

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14129893

>>>/qa/198960

>> No.14129902

>>14129893
4 people got banned over reporting obvious yuri bait.

I think he has a point.

>> No.14129903

>>14129884
Phase 2 probably.

Drive sucks.

>> No.14129906

>>14129878
I want to say it actually started with Hibiki because of the Pseudo Father/Son thing the Main Rider and some kid had.

>> No.14129907

If Hiro hates Blade he can fuck off.

>> No.14129908

>>14129902
OR maybe the mod was making a point that you shouldent just report things that trigger you like yuri.

>> No.14129915

>>14129908
OR maybe if people get banned for reporting aggressive shitposts, we shouldn't have a report function at all.

>> No.14129918

>>14129902
Nope.
Should've waited for him to bait harder, or something.
But whatever this guy's doing, I'm not about it.

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>>14129893

>> No.14129923

He hates fags just to let you know.

>> No.14129925

>>14129907
Let's be fair, Blade had some problems. Mostly in that Blade and Chalice were the only ones who really did much. Tachibana had his off moments, but he didn't do much and let's not forget the pointlessness that was Leangle.
Plus we had the god awful little girl character.
When it was good it was good, but when it was bad it was pretty bad.

>> No.14129927

>>14129923
So he hates alps?

>> No.14129928
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14129928

Why are we talking about some nip that 2ch hates and not Monster Girls? Go to literally any other thread to talk about him, this one is for Monster Girls.

>> No.14129931

>>14129893
I don't think Hiroshima will ever get to the question fortunately.

>> No.14129934

>>14129908
The shitposter was banned too, and some of the banned anons got unbanned. You can see it in the archive.

>> No.14129936

>>14129925
>let's not forget the pointlessness that was Leangle.

He could have been so much better if that possession arc was solved way earlier.

Not to mention he was absolutely right when he said he had the strongest belt.

>> No.14129940

>>14129931
>Still only 30 seconds into the first thread
He shot himself in the foot by trying to answer every question.

>> No.14129941

>>14129936
You know what the Possession arc could have replaced?
The Taiyaki Arc.
I don't care what anyone says, Amnesia and Prince and the Pauper storylines are awful and this was the worst of both

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>>14129928
What monster girl has the softest boingy bits?

>> No.14129947

>>14129940
>2500+ questions, with a sizable portion being shitposts he will still answer because he's not up to date on maymays
Damn straight he did.

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14129948

>>14129928
>All the other PaD girls get ridiculous special edition forms
>Echidna still stuck with her base line
It's an injustice, I tell ya. She's just as cute (and useful) as those other girls.

>> No.14129949

Man, I should get back to watching bugman.
>No superstrong lizardgirl raised in the jungle to protect children and men from evil monstergirls.

>> No.14129952

>>14129941
Blade had some pretty dumb arcs, but it was still fucking great.

Kamen Rider with monster girls when? Ghost relaxing with Undead monster girls when?

>> No.14129956

>>14129499
Elphelt sucks tbh

>> No.14129958
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>>14129945
P'orcs. They are some of the softest.

>> No.14129961
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>>14129945

>> No.14129964

>>14129961
Oh boy, is that a mega Holst?

>> No.14129968

>>14129964
no, that's a tamagotchi

welcome to 1995, bitch.

>> No.14129969
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14129969

>>14129945
Is this even a question? They're naturally huge, full of milk, pretty much never sag with age, and would be at the perfect levels of softness from regular... 'maintainence'.

>> No.14129970

>>14129961
I want to Milk that Cow! Make her Moo!
Make Mooey Babies!

>> No.14129971

Dominant Onee-sans or Submissive Imoutos?

Or yandere twin?

>> No.14129973
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>>14129964
Not really, since she mostly falls under Matsu-sensei's interpretation of the Holstaur.

>> No.14129975

>>14129971
>Dominant Onee-sans
All the way every way.

>> No.14129976

>>14129971
Submissive Kuudere Onee-san

>> No.14129979

>>14129971
>no submissive Onee-san
Come on, guy.

>> No.14129981

>>14129969
Why are holsts the best

>> No.14129982

>>14129971
Nigga, why must you ask the hard questions?

I'll go with dominant yandere Onee-san.

>> No.14129983

>>14129961
That poor girl is seriously overdue for a milking.

>> No.14129986

>>14129971
>Or yandere twin?
This. This is the correct option.

>> No.14129990

>>14129971
Dom onee-san by far, although yandere twin sounds appealing too.

>> No.14129999

>>14129971
Dominant Onee-san Kikimora

>> No.14130008
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>>14129981
>Loving, almost motherly dispositions
>Curves to fit the personality
>Huge tits
>Handlebar horns
>Milk & paizuri fetishes
>Still has the strength & pelvis shattering potential of a minotaur
Take your pick

>> No.14130010

>>14129999
That and your quads interest me.

>> No.14130016

>We're dead
I called it. moo2's policy is to let 4chan decide things for itself.

>> No.14130018
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14130018

>>14130008

>> No.14130022

>>14129971
Dominant imouto. The kind that pretends to be sweet when your parents walk in, but was grinding her ass into your crotch until the front door opened.

>> No.14130023

>>14130016
Moo2 is more interesting right now.

ARfags BTFO

>> No.14130027
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14130027

>>14130018
>tfw no tomboy minotaur daughteru

>> No.14130030

>>14130016
That's a polite way of telling people to fuck off.

>> No.14130034

>>14130030
I think he just doesn't want to step on the toes of another culture. Problem is we're all blithering fucktards who when given the authority to vote, will fuck things up.

>> No.14130037

>>14129680
Milfag here, I guarantee I'm not the only one. I can also guarantee most of us are POG's.

>> No.14130039
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14130039

>>14130018
And that same girl could immediately swing around and put your hips through the floorboards if she wanted, then be blushing as she both literally and figuratively nurses you back to health, using her chest to give you relief until your midsection is healed. And all of it is in-character for them. It's the complete package.

>> No.14130047
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14130047

>> No.14130051

>>14130047
Do I see ear muffs?

>> No.14130076

>>14130037
>POG

For us civvies who don't have a hard-on for abbreviations and acronyms?

>> No.14130082

>>14130076
Anyone who isn't combat arms.

>> No.14130095

I hate dragons! They are so mean and unfriendly!

>> No.14130102

>>14130095
>that baker thing from the last thread wasn't continued
I'm salty.

>> No.14130109
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14130109

>>14130095
Aww, come on. They're perfectly friendly. Just look at that face!

>> No.14130135

>>14130095
What's the matter? Did your waifu choose her over you?

>> No.14130157

>>14130076
People Other than Grunts

Basically all the support staff and logistics folks. Anyone that doesn't go out with a rifle on combat missions.

>> No.14130158

>>14130135
Cuckposter a cuck.

>> No.14130178
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14130178

Would you a militaristic bobtail with a curiously big butt?

>> No.14130189

>>14130178
How curious?

>> No.14130192

>>14130178
more than that, i'd lick her butt

>> No.14130193

>>14130178
Share your secret porn stash Plague

>> No.14130199

>>14130189

If you'll refer to the gif you'll see her hips are wider than her shoulders. That thing is wide and it is OUT THERE.

>> No.14130210
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14130210

>>14130178

>> No.14130214
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14130214

>>14130189

She's a modified version of this character. So about this curious.

>> No.14130220

>>14130214
Wasn't there some saiyan story at one point?.

>> No.14130227

>>14130214
>Thinks she's above inviting to a BBQ
>Gives a battle-porn mag
Does not quite compute.

>> No.14130248

>>14130227
Hey, bareback battles is a really classy battle-porn mag.

>> No.14130286

Man, I REALLY love Wurms.

>> No.14130299
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14130299

Hey guys, have i ever told you, that Miia is literally perfect?

>> No.14130300

>>14130299
Can't say you have

>> No.14130308

I want a aerial-based monstergirl to help me get over my fear of heights by dropping me from high heights and catching me until I learn to get over it.

>> No.14130310

>>14130299
I'll assume that you commissioned that?

>> No.14130314
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14130314

>>14130178
>>14130210
>>14130214
They're bad girls from outer space!
Here to body slam the Human race!

>> No.14130316

>>14130310
ya, it's just the rough sketch

>> No.14130320
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14130320

>>14130299
She is.

>> No.14130325

>>14130299
>Casual and Lingerie
Your taste is pretty damn good Snake Pit Anon.

I am so happy I finally got my own Custom Daki Design.

>> No.14130326
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14130326

>>14130314
I, for one, welcome our sexy space cat overlords.

>> No.14130328

>>14130316
It looks pretty nice.

>> No.14130346

http://puu sh/kkU94/775919cba7.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nZ_EZTmFxM

>> No.14130350
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14130350

>>14130346
What the fuck, Hound?

>> No.14130354

>>14130346
disgusting

>> No.14130355

>>14129825
Wonderful.

Pastebin of your work so far is here:
http://pastebin.com/42qKS0iP

>> No.14130356

>>14130346
Oh boy. Here we go.

>> No.14130364
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14130364

>>14130346
You were cool once.

>> No.14130368

>>14130314
This one is my favorite

>> No.14130375

>>14130346
>no vagina
I guess Bob is 100% homo now.

>> No.14130378

I've been away from threads for awhile

loen hasn't uploaded anything to his galleries in a long time

did he die and i missed it?

>> No.14130379
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14130379

>>14130350
I've been out of practice and it's a hellhound.

>>14130364
I'm hip. I'm cool.
I didn't know it'd bother people that much, I thought it was funny.

>> No.14130384

>>14130379
You knew what you were doing.

>> No.14130385

>>14130378
He has drawn stuff, but neglected to update his gallery.

>> No.14130388

>>14130178
>>14130210
>>14130314
I want to fuck and love all of them.

>> No.14130389

>>14130379
the video almost, ALMOST, balanced it out

>> No.14130391

>>14129855
>On the first day Anongod said "let there be waifu" and she was his fetish, and his taste was good.
if there was ever a weeb bible that would probably be the opening verse.

>> No.14130392

>>14130379
I found it a bit funny

>> No.14130393
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14130393

>>14130346
I love it!
Please do more of those!

>> No.14130396

>>14130379
I think you underestimate how much false value people put on these threads in relation to their lives.

>> No.14130397

>>14130364
>cool
>would repost his his shittily colored pictures on random occasions and attentionwhore like crazy

>> No.14130398

That's it, I'm crashing this thread.

>> No.14130399

>>14130393
Go away, Tewi.
Even the other /jp/ natives don't want you here.

>> No.14130401

>>14130379
You knew. It's no big deal, though. I'm just not going to open anything from you again, and I rarely ever did to begin with, so it's not a huge deal.

>> No.14130406

>>14130379
People ITT will have autism attacks over anything so ignore them and have your own fun.

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14130409

>>14130401
All Hound really contributed was brown girl discussion.
Which when compared to drawfags isn't much.
Speaking of, You know what the best part about brown girls is?

>> No.14130410
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14130410

>>14130355
Did you guys actually like that story? I personally love the idea of being a lackey to some evil and slightly pathetic and mostly annoying Monster Girl, but I wasn't sure if others liked the idea too.

I'll continue tomorrow if you guys like it though. Should it have sex though and what kind?

>> No.14130411

>>14130346
I am excite for the finished version of that, do you have a pixiv or some place where you keep your art?

>> No.14130413

>>14130409
Are you going to lead us somewhere or are you going to keep us guessing?

>> No.14130414

>>14130379
It's futa, man. It's never a good idea in here.
You do good work and it's not like you drew the thing anyways.

>> No.14130416
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14130416

>>14130346
thats hot
>>14130379
>funny

not funny; i'm jerking off to it right now

>> No.14130417

>>14130346
No, just no.
>>14130398
Do it, mods are dead anyway.

>> No.14130418

>>14130409
You know, I was about to ask what that red thing is on her leg, since I rarely ever really look at her image, but she has one on her arm too. I wonder what other little details I've missed.

>> No.14130419

>>14130410
Sex where he manages to convince the snake that shes a lovely girl and better then that brown slut. So they fuck in front of a tied up Pharaoh

>> No.14130421
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14130421

>>14130413
The best part is when you drink from their teats, it tastes like genuine chocolate milk.
None of that gross Nesquik powder dump-it-in-regular-milk-and-stir-it bullshit.

>>14130410
Lot's of tail wrapping and hip control.

>> No.14130426

>>14130398
Baneposting aside, pls no shitposting.

>> No.14130427

>>14130410
>Did you guys actually like that story?
yes, of course you fool
>I personally love the idea of being a lackey to some evil and slightly pathetic and mostly annoying Monster Girl
It's about time somebody did it!
>Should it have sex though
OF COURSE
>and what kind?
I-I don't know...

>> No.14130432

>>14130398
Worlds ending tomorrow anyway, not like I care.

>> No.14130437

>>14130379
Hound, do what's best and just scrap that one.
Trust me.

>> No.14130440
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14130440

>>14130398
What are you planning? Paladin x Beelzebub? Nurgleposting? CBT?

>> No.14130442

>>14130346
>>14130379
At least this is a faggot I can filter.

>> No.14130451

>>14130410
Loving the story so far.

And I second >>14130421 's idea.

>> No.14130453

>>14130437
Give me something else to do.

>> No.14130457

>>14130326
Do you have any more of these?
>tfw no qt alien catgirl to soil with my filthy human seed

>> No.14130458

>>14130453
pls just stick with what you're doing.

>> No.14130463

>>14130440
>Paladin x Beelzebub? Nurgleposting?
You will never deflower a virgin literal MILF Paladin that was infected through her butt with lewd STD's by a Beelzebub.

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14130468

>>14130453
How about >>14130320 or pic related?

>> No.14130470

>>14130463
>milf
>virgin

>> No.14130471

>>14130458
Fuck off shitposter.

>> No.14130479

Lets assume that monstergirls can give birth to both humans, and monstergirls of their kind (excluding the echidna, who probably has a magic womb.)
If that's the case, what would they be most accurately taxonomically classified as?

>> No.14130486

>>14130479
Monstergirls.

>> No.14130487

>>14130479
Demihumans?

>> No.14130490

>>14130346
why
>>14130453
http://i.imgur.com/4N97nii.png
http://i.imgur.com/HOVyagl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PGk0Ytt.png
http://i.imgur.com/XvNbiyZ.jpg

>> No.14130495

>>14130471
>telling someone to continue with what they're doing is shitposting

I'm assuming you're going to call me a cuck next? Hmm?

>> No.14130499

>>14130490
The Jabberwock box has been done before, do the titjob one.

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14130502

>>14130453

>> No.14130503
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14130503

Reminder that Haohi and Mari a shit

>> No.14130510
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14130510

>>14130503
I want them both to step on me!

>> No.14130514
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14130514

>>14130503
>drawfag OC circlejerks

>> No.14130520

>>14130490
I for one would like colored wockzuri

>> No.14130522
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14130522

>>14130514
Shut up you. Haohi is great!

>> No.14130525

>>14130502
What is this? I love Loens stuff.

>> No.14130527

>>14130486
>>14130487
I mean in terms of their Latin name and stuff. Would they be something like "homo sapiens canis" for a canine monstergirl, as a very rough example?

>> No.14130528

>>14130514
Albedo.
Why she's so perfect? Is it the mouth width?

>> No.14130529

Because the original has not been posted yet

http://i.imgur.com/XqtRqkp.png

>> No.14130532

>>14130522
Mari > Haohi

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14130533

>>14130522
What must I do to get her to step on me?

>> No.14130535

>>14130525
You mean the monstergirl? It's a wight.

>> No.14130536
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14130536

>>14130522
Case in point.

Seriously, what kind of autist pairs their OC character with a character from an existing series?

>> No.14130540

>>14130525
Calm down, Hound. You're fangirling

>> No.14130550

>>14130529
>not even a vagina
What the fuck is this shit?

>> No.14130553

>>14130536
The same kind of autist who would do character crossovers to promote themselves. OH WAIT. Thats every artist ever.

>> No.14130559

I knew Hellhounds were for fags.

>> No.14130563

>>14130529
Is this a transvestite or some shit? Although that's the sort of shit I'd I'd expect from Bob and .Less.

>> No.14130565

>>14130553
>Thats every artist ever.
Don't drag all the nice artists into this.

>> No.14130571

>>14130559
Sounds like someone wants to be cuddled

>> No.14130574

>>14130550
>>14130563
think the proper term here is Newhalf.

although I'm not neccesarily a fan of newhalfs, it's still cute.

>> No.14130575

>>14130553
>grouping some retarded Pacific Islander with artists that are actually likable

>> No.14130576

>>14130563
That's not what a transvestite is.

>> No.14130579

>>14130571
I don't like being cuddled, I like my bed to have lots of space to stretch out and move around while sleeping.

>> No.14130583

>>14130575
>>14130565
>In denial

Accept the fact that everyone does it

>> No.14130594

>>14130574
>>14130576
There's literally no difference between the two.

>> No.14130595

>>14130579
>don't like being cuddled
kek

A few nights in a warm embrace will have you singing a different tune.

>> No.14130598
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14130598

>You will never be a big, masculine bara guy who gets dominated by a much smaller Monstergirl

>> No.14130601

>>14130594
A transvestite, since you seem incapable of consulting a dictionary, is a man who enjoys dressing up in women's clothing.

>> No.14130611

>>14130583
Yes, literally every artist on this planet, of the 7 billion people who are alive, all draw their own OCs yucking it up with preestablished characters from other media.

You're either joking, in which case you got me good, or retarded.

>> No.14130615

>>14130594
I suppose visually, no, but context wise, yes.

unless somehow that hellhound is a guy who got somehow monsterized into a hellhound but kept his dick, in which case, I'm jealous of both the monsterization AND the ability to suck your own dick.

>> No.14130623

>>14130598
>being a bara who has rough hatesex with an Oni every night after beating the shit out of each other
Now that would be the life.

>> No.14130625

>>14130598
>Goldilocks and the three baras.

>> No.14130626

>>14130598
What smaller monstergirl did you have in mind?

>> No.14130639

>>14130625
I've seen that porno.

>> No.14130650

>>14130623
Penywises Oni story is actually like that, except the guy starts off as a shrimp.

>> No.14130659

>>14130598
>You'll never hit this
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2690391

>> No.14130661
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14130661

>>14130626

>"Yeah, that's it! Take it you...nngh...zzzzzzz..."

>> No.14130674

Better?
http://puu sh/kl1AO/3b81ecd760.jpg

>> No.14130683

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn the thread.
Because I'm going to be gone for a weak and won't be on during that time.
Don't make the loli grizzly sad, she works hard to keep the thread intact.

>> No.14130685

>>14130674
>Better?
Slightly.

>> No.14130686

>>14130674
I remember that one. It's from quite a long time ago, if I recall.

>> No.14130688
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14130688

>>14130674
You've already shown us the WIP for this picture before, Hound.

>> No.14130693

>>14130595
I severely doubt that.

>> No.14130694

>>14130661
Adorable.

>> No.14130698

>>14130683
>Don't make the loli grizzly sad, she works hard to keep the thread intact.

No she doesn't, she does the exact opposite!

>> No.14130717

>>14130698
Great, now she's sad.

She's taking off her ranger hat and sniffling now with tears in her eyes.
She wanted to just keep it safe and everyone happy.

>> No.14130719

>>14130674
I'm sad you gave up what you were doing due to a few whiners.

>> No.14130721

>thread is 11 hours old
>is 2 threads away from being bumped off

>> No.14130723

>>14130688
Had issues with sai. Going to finish it tomorrow.

>> No.14130724

>>14130674
Much.

>> No.14130727

>>14130717
Ah great, now she made me sad. Now we're going to have to hug each other until we're not sad anymore.

>> No.14130728

>>14130721
Remember when a single thread would be up for three days before falling off the board?
Man. Those were strange times.

>> No.14130731

>>14130721
Shitstorms will do that to a thread.

>> No.14130732

>>14130626
Mice gangrape.

>> No.14130735

>>14130727
Good man, expect lots of her nuzzling into your chest for a while.

>> No.14130740

>>14130721
>thread won't even reach 2000 posts

>> No.14130748

>>14130721
Actually, that is a little strange. Last time I looked we were on page 6. What the fuck?

>> No.14130750

>>14130740
To be fair, the last one made it to 3k and the Q&A have speed up the board.

>> No.14130759
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14130759

Ah, available for public viewing at last!

http://monor.us/post/129678643803/monster-girl-encyclopedia-anubis-dakimakura#notes

>> No.14130764

Now we're one away, should we use >>14129474 as the next OP potentially?

>> No.14130766

>>14130759
Fluffy paws.

>> No.14130769

>>14130759
Looks good, but I wish she wasn't a generic anubis.

>> No.14130772

>>14130759
Wow, it came out pretty nice.

>> No.14130774

>>14130764
I personally think we should use a cactus, but I'm sure most are against that.

>> No.14130777
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14130777

Oh no! Your waifu has discovered how delicious she is and is eating herself up before you can! What do?

>> No.14130779

>>14130759
>$300 on this shit
Wish I could be so lucky.

>> No.14130782

With no survivors.

>> No.14130783

>>14130759
Her butt looks kind of...underwhelming?
Other than that the picture looks good although the girl herself is as oversaturated as the Manticore.

>> No.14130784

>>14130769
As opposed to what? An OC Donut Steel? Or a lego anubis daimakura?

Or do you just mean alternative appearances like Danna-sama did with the three Kikimora?

>> No.14130785

>>14130782
Oh. That's what you meant.

>> No.14130786

>>14130759
>Availible for public viewing
How much for public use?

>> No.14130787

>>14130786
Hidoi!

>> No.14130788

>>14130784
You sure love spouting your memes.

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