/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14117768
Come child! Many a game I will play with thee!

>>14117768
>Down where it's wetter
Jupajupa!

I still want to find out if there is an corruption stories. the closest I've got is this

4th for wet, sticky coexistence all over the place.

>>14117806
>wet, sticky coexistence
Erubite turned out to be good girl in the end.

>Raised by a Lilim to become a Gary Stu
>Your adoptive sister is a Mary Sue as well
>The two of you compete in contests trying to best each other and prove who's more perfect
>Every time she wins she won't stop gloating with a loud ojou-sama laugh
>When she loses she hides under her blanket sulking and has to be coaxed out with the promise of of a date
Lilim families would be weird

>>14117800
Well we did just get this last thread which sort of counts
http://pastebin.com/Z2nBmc5M

>>14117800
>>14117810

There's also this:
http://pastebin.com/M5R6YYbZ

>>14117808
You know it, m8.

>>14117813
I was meaning to read that one, I opened it then got distracted by mobashit.

>>14117814
That's just some J-E-L-L-O~

>>14117810
>>14117813
thank you

>>14117800
The only one i've got.

I'm gonna make love~
Even when I'm dead!
My body might be cold~
But it's always hot in my bed!
Maaakeee looooveee~
Don't be afraid!
Just 'cuz my hear ain't beatin'~
Don't mean you won't get laid!

A human boy, an Alp, a Lizard and X go play laser tag. Fill in X with the species that would make this the most fun.

>>14117866

>>14117866
Manticore

>>14117867
Please stop wasting images on spamming this shit.

>>14117869
Hiding behind cover and shooting the gun with your tailpussy is cheating.

>>14117855
Undead a best
>tfw you love the undead but the idea of eternity is terrifying, so even if they existed you wouldn't join them in undeath

>>14117813
>consensual monsterization

I need more of this.

>>14117882
Eternity? Don't be an idiot. The Undead would be gone just the same as everyone else when the sun exploded.

I want to be an intrepid explorer in a time when the maps all had spooky things at the edges to warn silly people like me from going there!

>>14117884
Indeed. Assuming society becomes too hedonistic to figure out a way to get everyone off of the planet, 'eternity' isn't forever if you think about it.

5 billion years is still 5 billion years, though.

>keep story unlisted for an hour so bots don't get to it
>only post the link once
>still get about 700 views
Do people here re-read old stuff a lot or are we getting some serious outside exposure?

>>14117866
Lilim

>>14117882
>idea of eternity is terrifying
What? Why? I'm anti social so in terms of the people I need, all I'd want is my waifu and our kids. All of which are already undead and therefor eternal with me. Imagine the things you could do with eternity without a physical need for food or sleep or water. How much you could write. How you could see society change. You could build a mansion for your family all alone with your two hands. The knowledge you could harbor. The good you oculd do. The insight you could give the people of the future into the past. Imagine what you could research.

>>14117918
Eternity is horrible, and I hope you never experience it.

>>14117921
You've never experienced it, so how would you know? What makes you say it's horrible?

>>14117923
Stretching on forever sounds like the worst thing ever. I like life as much as the next guy but god-fucking-dammit I want there to be an end to it.

>>14117923
Probably because you're not imagining the true scale of eternity, instead thinking along the lines of a mere few hundred to few thousand years.

>>14117923
Do you like your life anon?

The hell are you guys talking about, Eternity is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0H4HOATOM

Some sports team ends up crashing in the jungle where they're discovered by Amazons who are confused by them being men with great big muscles and the attitude required to do stuff and survive.

I want to make monster girls read classic literature with a vibrator that I slowly turn up in power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o

>>14117930
>Stretching on forever sounds like the worst thing ever.
Why?
>I want there to be an end to it.
So end it yourself, whenever you want.
>I like life as much as the next guy
I don't. It's a fucking messy, shitty rush. 10 years of being a retard 10 years of being a shit head and you're twenty. 5 years to fuck around then you're working until you're 60 and then you retire and wait to die. Somewhere in there you meet some one and have kids. Unless you get rich, of course, and then you can do a little more. Designate more time to fucking around. Learn more. Talk to more people. Botherwise you're wasting time and energy for money to pay for the food and shelter necessary to let yourself waste the time and energy to make the money to pay for food and shelter.

Now, food isn't required and shelter you can live without for the most part. Work isn't your only means of survival anymore, but something you do if you want to do it. Hell, if you have the time and care enough it's something you could volunteer for free. Death isn't looming. Nothing is rushing you, you can develop at your own pace and dedicate an entire century to learning how to fucking play chess if you want, and it's still little more than a blink of the eye in the span of your life. You can watch your daugher get married, and on a whim drop by to check up on your grandson, 100 generations down the line. The dude wants to be a doctor. Aren't you a proud father?
>>14117936
Nope
>>14117933
I want to be the grandfather to countless civilizations and observe them rise and fall like a bloody, warlike tide. I want to sift through the ashes, pick up a baby, whisper to him the wonders of the last civilization's medicines and technology before delivering him to the nearest tribe of stonemen

>>14117960
>Why?
You're either pretending to be retarded or just aren't capable of thinking about this concept. Either way I'm done talking about it.

>>14117956
She looks bored or like she's yawning.

>Amazons who are confused by them being men with great big muscles and the attitude required to do stuff and survive.

Amazons existing does not mean manly men stopped existing or all males put on skirts and became housemakers, what the hell anon?

>>14117956
>sports team crashing in the jungle
>implying they won't be fleet-footed soccer players

>>14117965
>what the hell anon?
In their tribe, men aren't big and burly because the Amazons do that. It's the outsiders who are still normal. Duh.

>>14117960
>nope

Well just imagine that going on, day after day, with no end in sight, FOREVER.

>>14117971
>in their tribe

Except they'd have to bring men from outside, genius.

>inb4 I wasn't talking MGE

>>14117964
>You're either pretending to be retarded or just aren't capable of thinking about this concept
Fucking rude. You arbitrarily decide something, act like it's common sense, and when met with opposition act like they can be nothing less than retarded or incapable. Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.

>>14117972
>Implying the life of a mortal man is an any way comparable to the life of an immortal man's

>>14117800
>Literally edgy enough to lacerate your eyes
>Rips off David Cronenberg horribly

I want to punch whoever did this.

>>14117960
Dude, you are still thinking small time. You're trying to play the Vandal Savage card and even he's only about 35000 years old. Less than three million years is all that separates modern humans from ancestors that were no smarter than a gorilla. Imagine what will happen as humanity continues to evolve and adapt when you won't. First you'll seem outdated, then become a curiosity, then be no more than an animal to the rest of humanity. All assuming your secret is never uncovered and you're not locked away and taken apart to undertsand why you are eternal. And that's not even your first million years.

>>14117973
>MGE
>having planes or sports
If that's how you're going to be, I'm going to go inna jungle and keeping them all to myself!

>>14117972
Life going on like that is mostly because of our limited lifespan and slowly degrading body.

>>14117974
>act like it's common sense
It is. Do you see anyone agreeing with you? No? Everyone is disagreeing with you? Well I'll be.

>>14117976
Would you punch him right in the Bollocks? For the record, somebody keeps reposting that greentext even all this time later and he hates that he ever did it.

>>14117976
I didn't think it was that edgy, its just that corruption and the things surrounding it is up my ally

>>14117977
Firstly, you're working on the basis that I'm alone, and there aren't others like me. With other undead wives, or other immortal wives, or elementalists who have tied their life force to the planet or some shit. Secondly you're forgetting the existence of magic. Who's to say you can't evolve? You have a thousand years to study it and any magic that could make it happen. Get cracking.

>>14117981
>people on 4chan don't agree with me
Come on, you can do better than that. I believe in you, anon. Nothing here is common sense. The only reason eternity gets a bad rap is because it's unattainable, and leads people to for stupid, fucked up shit to attain it. When it becomes as common as falling for a zombie, and nurturing her into a wight, which any one can do, a different tune will be sung.

>>14117991
>Muh magic excuses
Please. Now you might as well talk about how you'd transform yourself into a god. This is some infinity-plus-one playground-tier argument.

>>14117991
>The only reason eternity gets a bad rap is because it's unattainable
No. Even if you could obtain an eternal existence, you would remain what you are, a human. A human mind eventually gets too weary of this shit. It's not meant to be around for that long. Even if it stays intact, there comes a point when you get sick of it all. There's only a limited number of things to occupy yourself with, since you're a human and not a god, and you just, come on. It's just awful.
>that bit about magic
You know what? You use magic and change the wiring of your brain to become something more. Stop being you. Then it won't be a problem. Me, I don't want it. I'll live my 70-80 years and then I'll be dead and everything will be fine.

>>14117978
I knew you meant modern setting, I was talking more about the rules, than the medieval setting itself. The same gripe applies in either one.

>MGE
>Men always at risk of getting kidnapped and "eaten"
>Everybody but kids not being ripped or at least ottermode
>Even old men are deadly as fuck because they're likely ex soldiers, and/or made it to old age while human
>i.e. MGE having girly men

Even the would be alp in the progression doesn't look trappish or anything, just an average guy.

>Modern setting
What is there to say, men rule the world. The guys you were thinking of would probably be white knight and manginas. It's funny, amazons would be more likely to find girly, domesticated men in our world.

>>14118001
You know it really isn't very much fun trying to talk about things here when people like you start talking about SJW things for no reason.

>>14118001
>MGE
>Men always at risk of getting kidnapped and "eaten"
>Everybody but kids not being ripped or at least ottermode
>Even old men are deadly as fuck because they're likely ex soldiers, and/or made it to old age while human
>i.e. MGE having girly men

Only very few people from order nations ever see a MG.

>>14117906
It depends. How old is the story? Remember that it'll probably be mentioned on the wordpress too.

>>14118001
But that is not the norm either, so saying that amazons would be astounded that capable men exist is kind of dumb.

>>14118006
It was posted last month. But who goes to the wordpress other than us?

>>14117991
If you could become immortal I wouldn't try and stop you, but after a few thousand years you would probably look at things differently. Hopefully suicide would be a possible option.

I agree with the other anon, you really aren't thinking proper long term here.

>>14117982
If it'd get him to fuck off sure why not

>>14118009
Someone posted the writefag list on /r/monstergirl and MGR/MGU are aware of the threads, they often post the art from here too.

>>14118004
I don't really have a term that fits those guys other than those two. You understand I'm not talking about sjw's? I'm talking about the type of man you see in those circles, skinny, wimpy, submissive, faggy, yes men. Because that's the type of men that comes to mind when "domesticated males" are mentioned.

>>14118018
So there's complete strangers from completely different communities reading my shit?
That's spooky.
>>14118020
>not talking about sjws
>just the guys who hang out in sjw circles
I don't even.

>>14118009
You'd be surprised. My paste views are generally around 1000 at this point after six months or so, so someone other than these threads is reading them.
Unless the bots are getting more advanced and are checking pastebins even after they fall off the recent list. Its a possibility.

>>14117999
Honestly, what were you expecting? The nature of the immortality is already magic. Is't not some sciency 'this star exploded with radioactive ways and stopped your cells from aging' shit.
>muh magic
Yes, my fucking magic.

>>14118000
>A human mind eventually gets too weary of this shit
How do you know that? Everything that happens to the mind is linked with age. When you don't age, who's to say we don't just keep ticking?
>Even if it stays intact, there comes a point when you get sick of it all.
So end it? I never said eternity wasn't optional.
>There's only a limited number of things to occupy yourself with
So occupy yourself with creating new tings to occupy yourself with.

>Stop being you.
A legitimate point. But if you yourself are changing yourself are you still yourself? For that matter, every cell that dies and renews isn't you. At some point you'll be little more than a bundle of cerebral cortex neurons, as they don't replace themselves.

>>14118021
Well look at it this way, they like your stuff clearly.

>>14118005
This stops MGs from being a perceived threat and the order from reinforcing the sentiment? This makes anything I've said wrong?

>>14118026
Just goes to show what shitty people they are. At least you guys have taste.

>>14118031
Who are you then? I've probably read it anyway, but still...

New EMG chapter being posted on /a/ if anyone cares.

>inb4 that /a/ hater

>>14118021
Anon, I'm not talking about their movement, ideology, or anything else, just that those type of guys are what Amazons might be used to/go for in a modern setting. Because of their physique and...malleability.

>>14118033
Oh no, fuck that.

>>14118023
I was expecting someone with the sense to know that magic has its own rules whatever they may be doesn't just come out of a fountain that lets you do whatever the hell you want. Otherwise every two cantrip wizard would be a god.

So "I SOLVZ IT WIT MUH MAJIKS" is very much a bullshit playground excuse for a corpse to make.

>>14118021
>At least you guys have taste.
I'm offended, how dare you say I have taste.
>>14118034
I'll probably read it when it's translated and posted on readers, no point going through it twice.

>>14118034
>it's one guy

>>14118034
Don't be a fucker and just post the link.

>>14118034
Oh hey, Kimihito is going to be drowned again.

>>14118022
not the guy you replied to, but I think the only reason one of my stories got 200 hits is because whenever vampires are brought up someone post's it.

>Pray to Hathor a bunch
>One day she sends you an Angelic Hol with gigantic breasts
>'Moo To You.'
How do you react?

>>14118056
Hello, Iron Beast Write more, faggot!

>>14118039
>therwise every two cantrip wizard would be a god.
It he had an eternity to learn and study and was smart enough to not get himself killed in the meantime, sure he would.

I don't think YOU are thinking in terms of proper eternity. Roughly two hundred thousand years in and we still haven't evolved beyond the oldest found anatomically modern fossil evidence of homo sapiens. You're gonna tell me I can't put aside ten thousand years to figure this shit out?

>>14118058
Snu-snu the Moo-moo.

I wonder how a Mucus Toad would react if I whistled Crazy Frog's Axel F over and over to her.

>>14118058
Stare in amazement then hopefully regain my composure and invite her inside.

Does she have wings?

>>14118067
Of Course
She is an Angel sent by Hathor herself!

>>14118058
Stare open mouthed until she makes the first move.

>>14118074
Her first move is to put her giant tit in you mouth and give you extra refreshing, extra creamy, extra cool Holy Milk!

>>14118071
>delicious brown, busty, hourglass, winged Holst

FUND IT!

>>14118080
Then I gladly accept it and drink like I was in the middle of the desert.

>You got lost here too, huh?

>>14118059
I am... kinda
i got this story brewing slowly, got it up right now to work on, its really is a slow posses between my laziness, worrying that its good, and open office eating my drafts.

>>14118091
No I'm just on my daily commute. Good day miss.

>>14118066
That's how you trigger the poor girl. She'll probably croak angrily at you before hopping off to sulk.

Do you have any idea how many Mucus Toads were bullied at school when that song came out?

>>14118060
A: Modern man, not Cro Magnon is only 40k
B: Ten thousand years is the difference between people having the bow and arrow and now

The difference in culture and people in that time could leave you so far in the dust, it would be like the difference between pre-agricultural societies and now. And again, you assume that there's just limitless magic that will solve everything, change the very nature of the universe for you at your whim.

What if most of your magic is used to maintain your immortality and you have none to spare? What if it's not even enough and you need to drain the lifeforce of others to maintain it? You can't just assume there's this limitless well that you only need to read a few books and it will all sort itself out.

That's why you sound so damn silly. If it was that easy, then the whole world in your scenario would be filled with immortal zombie caveman shamans and modern civilization wouldn't even exist.

>>14118091
Is this Hell?

>>14118091
I'm not lost, I was looking for a cute girl. You seen her by any chance?

>>14118100
Trying to put up a brave face won't save you.
>>14118106
No, it's just the woods.

>>14118091
Yep. Superb stockings by the way.

>>14118108
Oh.

[x] Walk Away.

>>14118102
I...What? I didn't know she hated it! Please come back! It was a joke!

Fuck, I swear I'm the only one walking this planet who actually likes the song.

>>14118091
Shhhhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm huting wabbits.

Like, actual wabbits. The animal kind. With a rifle.

>>14118091
I want to slash my chest to break free of a succubus charm and make her nauseous as blood drips down my form.

Mucus Toad is not bullied. Mucus Toad will sex you to unconsciousness and steal your clothes while you sleep before bringing her friends to rape you.

>>14118103
200 ka Omo1 and Omo2 sites, (Omo River, Ethiopia), yield the earliest fossil evidence for anatomically modern Homo sapiens.[31]
By a 2015 study, the hypothetical man Y-chromosomal Adam is estimated to have lived in East Africa about 250 ka. He would be the most recent common ancestor from whom all male human Y chromosomes are descended.[32]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_human_evolution#cite_ref-31

>And again, you assume that there's just limitless magic that will solve everything, change the very nature of the universe for you at your whim.
Never assumed that. But to change the nature of me, a single man? Fuck yeah.

>What if most of your magic is used to maintain your immortality and you have none to spare?
I think incubization is sort of innate Isn't the SE to DE sort of the perfect perpetual motor?

>What if it's not even enough and you need to drain the lifeforce of others to maintain it?
Then I'd have to stop being immortal, wouldn't I?

>Multi-armed girl
>She has hands for feet like that one chick in Aeon Flux
>She refuses to hug or give you a handjob with her arms
>Uses her "feet" on you like the unworthy beta piece of shit you are

>>14118122
>Not knowing the difference between Homo sapiens idaltu and Homo sapiens sapiens

kek

>>14118119

Do all Succubi check under their beds for Kotal Kahn before going to sleep every night?

>>14118120
Talking of toads, I was just doing gardening and a toad kept following me and staring. If this was

MGC I probably would have got Jiiii~'d at from the bush and pounced on.

How will you protect yourself in MGC Gotham + Metropolis?

>>14118028
Yes, yes and yes

>>14118136
>a toad kept following me and staring
Was it venomous? Did it let you feed or pat it? A toadbro living in your garden mite b cool to keep bugs off yer plants.

>>14118137
I get a gimmick. They'll never kill me off if I have a gimmick.

>>14118137
Doing 100 Push Up, Sit Ups, Squats and Running 10 KM EVERY SINGLE DAY, and without AC too!

>>14118132
Anatomically modern humans evolved from archaic Homo sapiens in the Middle Paleolithic, about 200,000 years ago.[3] The emergence of anatomically modern human marks the dawn of the subspecies Homo sapiens sapiens,[4] i.e. the subspecies of Homo sapiens that includes all modern humans. The oldest fossil remains of anatomically modern humans are the Omo remains, which date to 195,000 (±5,000) years ago and include two partial skulls as well as arm, leg, foot and pelvis bones.[5][6]

>>14118137
By escaping first to the Marvelverse through a crossover event, then to the Archieverse where everyone is a nice safe suburban human.

In otherwords. I'm gonna Frank Castle this thing.

>>14118137
How else, if not through the powers of justice?

>>14118149
How did you get from DC to Marvel though?

>>14118136
>Dense Paladin meets Mucus Frog
>'M'Lady you seem to be covered in slime, permit me to assist you in cleaning you.'
>'What, no that's my own mucus...'
>Dense Paladin starts cleaning Mucus Toad off
>'By Palor's Pecs no matter how hard I scrub the mucus comes back!'

>>14118150
>Licenceless bike rider
>Needing a licence to ride a fucking bike

Gee wiz japan

>>14118141
Just a plain old non-venomous toad. I didn't want to spook it so just kept a safe distance but the thought of a Mucus Toad out there chasing off Beelzebubs other pests is fun.

>>14118147
It's cute that you think the Omu remains aren't idaltu. Try actually reading those references.

>>14118147
>/mgg/
>evolution, science and the philosophy of immortality
I have no complaints.

>>14118120
>frogs
>not being the bored child's ultimate plaything

>>14118120
It's not rape if I want to tap that slimy business in the first place. Why would you not want to be surrounded on all sides by lascivious frog girls?

>>14118128
Do you have the complete one?

>>14118138
>because I say so

:^)

>>14118149
>Archieverse
>Safe
Remember when the Predator chased down Archie and co?
Or when Sonic and Megaman encountered the Gore Magala?

>>14118153
I said I'm gonna Frank Castle this thing, and I meant it.

>>14118155
>He keeps rubbing her, totally oblivious
>He wonders why she's moaning and asks if something's wrong
>She just shakes her head and lets him continue being dense

>>14118165
Hey, better than living in the big two in terms of the world and/or universe being in jeopardy every other day.

Here that scuttling sound? That's the sound of good health.

>>14118158
Idaltu isn't AMHS is it? Homo sapiens.s is.

>>14118133
Succubus holding her pillow, trembling and mumbling she hopes "that madman" doesn't find her.

He's in the closet.

>>14118171
Good health everywhere but the teeth. Creepy Crawly please go to the dentist.

>>14118157
>horrible ruckus from the garden
>Mucus Toad is all puffed up and screeching at Beelzebubs
>when you go out she lets out the air and goes back to jiiiiing at you

>>14118171
Thanks Doc.

>>14118173
All homo sapiens are "modern humans". But the subspecies break is very indicative of the serious morphological differences. The papers go into a lot more detail.

>>14118183
Well there you go.

>>14118164
>because I say so

Because this is a medieval fantasy setting not /fit/
Because There are literally millions of humans, many of which live hundreds of miles/kilometres away from any kind of monster girl.
Because very few people even have the potential to being able to fight against even mid-level monster girls even with training and "the order reinforcing the sentiment" on them is stupid, what are they supposed to do? Build a gym in every shitty little backwards village and force people to train? Most of those people are fucking farmers, peasants, fat merchants, people to whom monsters are scary stories for their children when they're naughty.

>>14118188
Not really. They're about as different as a bison and a wisent or and eastern gray wolf and a western. Idaltu is cranking development back to neanderthal times.

>>14118156
He probably just doesn't have a driver's license

>>14117768
Is that supposed to be a Nereid?

>>14118093
well as long as its as good as http://pastebin.com/gwYbP6pK then ill be happy

So how about a blast from the past?

Accept the love of Arachnotaur! Bringer of the Holy Chocolate Milk, high tech prosthesis, and fancy spider mating dances!

Don't listen to Hathorites! You don't want those dumb Angelic Hols!
You want Vampiric Hols who have Bat wins and 'love' bites!

>>14118196
>Because this is a medieval fantasy setting not /fit/
Didn't say it was. Men not taking care of themselves in a world where you can get kidnapped at any moment is ridiculous.
>Because There are literally millions of humans, many of which live hundreds of miles/kilometres away from any kind of monster girl.
Dark Priest, Doppelgangers, Dhampirs, Succubus, Tanukis, Angels, Asparas, Kobolds, Kitsune bi/tsuki, Valkiries, Kikimoras, any faggotfox. Stop posting anytime.
>Because very few people even have the potential to being able to fight against even mid-level monster girls even with training
I love the smell of hot opinions in the morning.
>and "the order reinforcing the sentiment" on them is stupid
Too bad cause it's a fact. Read the world guide sometime.
>what are they supposed to do? Build a gym in every shitty little backwards village and force people to train?
Mediaeval setting special ed, plenty of physical labor to be had.

>>14118215
>vampire anything

How about no.

>>14118171
thanks doc

>>14118212
that appears to be a scorpion, not a spider

>>14118224
But Vampires are classy and elegant and love getting whipped.

>>14118220
So we weren't talking about MGE but about your headcanon, gotcha. I'll stop arguing with you then.

>>14118215
>You want Vampiric Holsts who have Bat wings and 'love' bites!
That sounds lovely.

>>14118231
Fucking embarrassing.

>>14118227
Well, they are both arachnids.

>>14118230
Aren't vampires normally haughty assholes to begin with who only see humans as basically food/servants?

I'm not into being demeaned. I would lose my patience before one warms up.

>>14118212
All hail Arachnotaur!

>>14118231
>headcanon

He's not wrong though.

>>14118248
Vampires are just girls with superpowers and a thirst for blood. No bully.

>>14118211
Hellcats?

>>14118248
MGE Vampires don't at least, even though they're haughty to varying degrees.

>>14118248
That's only a stereotype!
Who knows, there might be a deredere Vampire waiting around the corner to embrace you and call you a qt!

Have you been getting enough vitamin c lately? I don't think this girl has been getting enough vitamin d.

>>14118261
>striped pantsu
Cute.

>>14118211
Not really a blast from the past for me since I never seen it. Now's a good a time as ever to fix that though.

>>14118267
Indeed it is.

>>14118259
>telling lies on the internet

>>14118272
GAY!

>>14118272
I really like that mission.

>>14118273
>getting analpained over people talking about monstergirls you dislike

>>14118272
I know its optional but i freaking hate protecting them

>>14118272
>tfw no Vampire Werebat waifu

>>14118274
That's not...

>>14118280
>being a lying faggot
>implying I'm pained about vampires, not you spreading wrong information

>Men whom they are fond of are taken away to their homes and kept as both servants and food sources, being forced to take care of the vampire herself. On the surface, they are treated as servants, but these captured men are also husband-candidates. Men who live as their servants are infused with magical power every time they feed, eventually transforming into “incubi.” Men who have become incubi are regarded as nobility, the same as themselves, and thus they become treated as husbands

>It varies on an individual basis, but a lot of them change their attitudes completely after accepting a man as their husband

They only like men turned incubi, suck a dick.

>>14118248
Servants are on the husbando list, so not really.

>>14118287
Whatever you say brohan.

>>14118254
I'm not saying that everyone is a amazon househusband tier wimp, just that saying that what he descriped in one of his posts is not the case. The great majority of the order territority is slightly grim medieval land, sure there can be some monsters if they are stealthy, but he describes is as if everything is sitting right next to a demon realm even mentioning zipangu specific mgs, which have next to nothing to do with anything that goes on in order territory.
Most people will be appropriately built for a medieval setting, but pushing a plow over a field is not going to make you an adonis

http://pastebin.com/7824WHWD

>TFW have a dream like this
>TFW need to stop listening to classical music

I want to die.

>>14118171
Keep 'em coming, Doc.

>>14118248
>>14118287
Yep, they are assholes.

>>14118291
Nothing wrong with being an amazon's househusband.

>>14118290
You mean whatever the profile says, liar.

>>14118291
>amazon househusband tier wimp
Hold on now, there's nothing wrong with that desire.

>>14118300
That has absolutely nothing to do with the topic, but if that's what you want to be then I'm not stopping you.

>>14118291
>there can be some monsters if they are stealthy
Also if they are Kobolds.

>>14118294
Too much Oomukade turns you into a sex offender.

>>14118300
Indeed, whatever floats your boat.

I want to get better at drawing for a Leanan Sidhe

Would you hate a Vampire if she became a Daywalker just so she could spend time with you?

>>14118300
>>14118302
Wrong? No.

Beta as fuck? Absolutely.

>>14118309
You could always hit up /ic/ for advice.

Whether or not /ic/ is reliable I'm unsure.

>>14118309
Art for the Art Fairy!

>>14118272
>You'll never go wandering in the woods late at night because you appreciate the quiet
>You'll never be attacked by a pair of twin sister busty vampire bats, the first who flies by and shreds all your clothes, the second who drops on you like top left,wings hugging your back, her arms over your shoulder and her legs locked around your hips
>You'll never get rock hard as she slides her fangs into your neck and grinds the length of your shaft between her cheeks before inserting you, her sister landing behind and thrusting into you from behind with her hips, fucking both you and her sister at the same time, feeding from the other side of your neck as she awaits her turn to be filled.
Why live.

>>14118311
http://i.imgur.com/s0bXxZq.jpg

>Not liking the best kind of vampire

>>14118312
And? How does that threaten you personally?

>>14118291
>amazon househusband tier wimp
Does it make you a wimp if you want to do it and could stop at any point, or do you have to be dominated? I mean, we have that fujoclops lover who's supposedly a huge weightlifter.

>>14118291
>what he descriped in one of his posts is not the case
What post?
>but he describes is as if everything is sitting right next to a demon realm even mentioning zipangu specific mgs, which have next to nothing to do with anything that goes on in order territory.
The monster I mentioned are know for infiltrating human settlements, learn to read between the lines.
>Most people will be appropriately built for a medieval setting, but pushing a plow over a field is not going to make you an Adonis
Never said that, but men being weakling in a medieval setting does not fly.
>nut muh hungry peasants anon!
Age of the former demon lords, we're not in the dark age anymore.

>>14118320
THAT is some purge tier shit

>>14118292
That was incredibly short.

>>14118312
>Muh alphas and betas

>>14118313
/ic/ will tell you you're a faggot and to git gud. If you want to get better, take an actual art course.

>>14118321
It doesn't. Am I only allowed to comment on something if it's threatening to me?

>>14118332
Well meme'd, have a cookie.

I want to have a fujo cyclops get back to her roots by taking her lifting until she's got the muscles of a minotaur!

>>14118336
>Well meme'd
Hey, I'm not the one that started to use buzzwords first.

You're the captain of a mercenary group and get two offers, from opposing sides!
Goblins want you to help them raid the Elves. Elves want you to help them repel to Goblins. What do?

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52625141

Is this the first lewd MGE Minotaur has had? Shame it took so long, someone really needs to do her abs justice too.

>>14118309
Keep practicing anon.

>>14118291
>zipangu specific
>monsters don't move around

You got to do something about that lack of imagination.

>>14118346
Has either side slighted me in that past?
What is the composition of my mercenary company?

>>14118309
Keep on practicing and don't give up.

>>14118344
These are the correct terms. The only one who's "buzzwording" is you.

God, what a retarded conversation.

>>14118346
Play them both against each other then reign over whatever is left.

>>14118353
>slighted me in the past?
No, you get around a lot.
>What is the composition
Probably a bunch of right bastards and maybe an axe-wielding Dwarfbro or two. The point is that there's not that many of you.

>>14118346
>Help the Goblins
>Have two of them pin down the leader of the elves and rape her
>Get the Hobgoblin to straddle the knife ear's face
>The rest can focus on looting
It's the perfect plan, after we'll drink ourselves silly and sing around a camp fire.

>>14118342
I bet a Cyclops would get really nice lithe muscles unless you make her take roids. I bet she'd get a perfect hotdogging butt and some nice abs to rub your dick on before filling her belly button with cum.

>>14118346
Devise a barbeque cookout of course.

>>14118362
>It's the perfect plan, after we'll drink ourselves silly and sing around the campfire
>getting drunk after a raid

Night of the long knives.jpg

>>14118360
Hmmm.
Are pillaging rights in play with the elves?
Do I get any loot?

>>14118329
I dunno how to make it longer without going full retard.

Would you help a shut in Giant monster girl whose afraid of hurting things smaller than her leave her home?

>>14118365
A gym bunny build is goo too.
Why use roids when theres mino milk?

>>14118368
If you conquer the Elves, of course you get to pillage. It's in the job description. If you defend the Elves, you'd have to chase the Goblins to their hideout to loot them. Unless you turn on the Elves while inside their hippy village.

>>14118300
>>14118302
For you.

>>14118367
Nothing could possibly go wrong, it's not like the Goblins will turn on us and take us as slaves right? Right?

As long as I become the Hobgoblin's pet I'd be okay with that outcome though.

>>14118260
That's being awfully optimistic.
You're saying that one night, when I'm walking back home from the lab after spending all day staring at oscilloscopes, an energetic vampire is going to suddenly hug me from behind and call me cute?
Is she going to start trying to flatter me and convince me to come home with her and "relax"?

>>14118372
>gym bunny
Musclegirl Rabbit with massive musclular thighs and ass when?

>>14118328
>Strigoi vampires/Balanar
>Purge tier

Anon, please.

>>14118375
Rules on enslavement in play?

I'm gonna pour vodka into a slime girl

>>14118367
Goblins are simple creatures. What makes you think they wouldn't pass out first?

>>14118386
That's a boy, faggot.

>>14118386
Ehhh.

>>14118388
Well there's always the possibility of them holding alcohol better due to unknown racial perks.

They could be singing, dancing and acting like fools while actually pretty sober and waiting for the chance to strike. Their leader would be a dead give away though, airhead Hobgoblins wouldn't be the best actors.

Is you're daughteru badass?

>>14118397
No, she's a cheerful, good girl.

>>14118397
She will be when she grows up old enough to swear. At the moment she's a badbutt. And she can breathe fire so there!

>>14118398
Unlimited headpat works.

>>14118312
>Beta as fuck? Absolutely.

>Man
>not submitting to the bigger, stronger, faster, smarter and more socially influential amazon
Tip top kikity kek

I don't want a muscle Oni! I want a Tubby one! One that wants to cuddle, drink beer, eat meat, and have babies!

>>14118404
Gotta pat her with one hand and her mother's with the other.

>>14118406
>Man
>submitting
>not beta

Yarr, be this bait?

>>14118407
How tubby we talking?
Enough where she has a little junk in the trunk or pizza the hut mode?

>>14118406
>>14118414
Oh hell no, you won't do this.

>>14118414
It's beta but it's also natural.

>>14118411
Mommy doesn't want headpats. Mommy wants to wrestle.

>>14118420
Them boys are gonna love you in prison.

>>14118417
You speak true, matey! I will not be fooled by this aquatic fiend.

>>14118406
>subtlety
0/10
>bait used
2/10


That's all I can do.

>>14118425
I'm afraid you're mistaken, that's actually her cuddling.

>>14118420
For you.

>>14118406
>smarter
>A woman
Thanks for the laugh.

>>14118428
Yarrr.

>>14118427
I don't see what following your natural instinct to submit to a superior alpha female has to do with prison, but what ever dude, I won't judge.

>>14118436
Shiver me timbers! A sea harlot!

>>14118437
It's the Afghan Code, nigga. Getting dommed by a girl's pussy is gay, domming a boy's asshole is straight.

>>14118444
>Getting dommed by a girl's pussy is gay, domming a boy's asshole is straight.
You mean I was a faggot all along?!

>>14118444
Where'd you hear that, Afghanistan Today?

>>14118437
You're the one saying it's natural to submit. Gauge your words more carefully next time. Or don't, because bait.

>>14118444
What the fuck, guy?

>>14118444
>domming a boy's asshole is straight
>this is what "alphas" believe

>>14118448
>natural to submit
Yeah. To a dominant alpha female. What, I say 'submit' and you instantly think about taking cock? Got something to confess, gayboi?

>>14118346
Double cross both of them and then go get drunk.

>>14118455
You trying to bait me son? You have to do better than that.

>>14118456
>alpha
>female
>dominant
>he's going all out.avi

>>14118447
>>14118449
It's a very common view in highly patriarchal cultures from ancient Mediterraneans and Germans to modern Afghans and prisoners.

It's not really accurate to say ancient Greeks were pro-gay, since the rules are different and unrelated to gender. It's all about domination. Dominating is good, not dominating is bad. This is also why we have shouting matches over whether femdom is gay or not; you have people who think fucking men is gay and people who think not being dominant is gay screaming past each other without understanding how the other ones are thinking.

>>14118446
Yes. You can also be a faggot if you like spending too much of your free time with a girl.

>>14118465
>You can also be a faggot if you like spending too much of your free time with a girl.
I better start gargling cocks then.

>>14118441
I want to be a cabin boy aboard a magical Undead ghost ship!

>>14118465
Did you type that shit out with a straight face? I know you're attempting to send the thread into a shitstorm early, but christ.

>>14118461
That's clearly what was stated.

>>14118475
He's not lying though, being the pitcher is more acceptable than being the catcher, that's all he's saying.

But yeah we should stop.

Are we shitposting again

>>14118483
Yes, little one.

>>14118483
I want to grab Twei by the ears and spank her until she learns her lesson.

>>14118478
By one guy, who's probably also baiting.

So, unless you know every alpha in the world, then yes, I'm just gonna go ahead and assume you were shitposting to some degree.

>>14118470
>not being the captain
I want plebs to leave.

This thread has a disturbing lack of oppai lolis.

>>14118491
>a straight face? I
I don't know what that is but oppai does not do it justice.

>>14118320
Would bang during the day when she's weak and sluggish.

>>14118484
I really love that expression of pure joy of the left girl

>>14118506
You don't get much cake inna woods.

We could have prevented this.

>>14118491
That looks disgusting.

>>14118491
>vagina bones
>wide hips
>thick thighs
Oh baby.

>>14118475
Another premodern way of thinking that explains seemingly irrational behavior is ritual impurity. For example an infidel can be inherently ritually impure, and Russian Old Believers would not allow one to use their utensils, as the impurity would spread on contact and stain the cups, and then the true believers using them later.

The same phenomenon underlies a lot of racism and homophobia, as illustrated by how certain elements in society believe that fucking a black man ruins a white woman. For convenience' sake let's use the Islamic term najis: a black man is inherently najis, and upon sexual contact his najis spreads to the woman, who would then spread it to the white men, thus staining them. Some urban blacks, for example, refuse to even touch gays for the same reason, that is, they could turn gay from contact. You can compare this with how white homophobes believe that the gays are "converting" their youth.

Belief in ritual purity is actually something that is tracked in modern political studies. As it correlates well with homophobia, it shouldn't come as a surprise that Republicans score high and Democrats and Libertarians low.

>>14118522
What does this have to do with monstergirls? Fuck off.

>>14118498
She'd be the best kind of power switch

>Kiss Balanar-tan during the day, she tells you to piss off
>Finger her a bit, she barely puts up a fight, letting you feel the wetness and warmth of her pussy
>Moans softly and yips as you fuck her against the cavern wall, her ass bouncing on every thrust of your hips
>You finish fairly nicely, filling her with your baby batter
>She gives you a small warning to be ready for the evening, or else
>Night falls, and you're locked in your bedroom
>The wood splinters as she roars at you to let her in
>That's the one problem with night-time, she goes into heat like it's a full moon
>The door explodes inwards, she walks in, wings fully spread open
>You can see her fangs as her mouth is open in the inverted Y, her eyes capturing you in their gaze
>She's fast, too fast, and pins you against the wall, grinding her knee into your tightening crotch
>The unfortunate thing about the night is she easily dwarfs you, both in height and in sexual appetite
>You wake up the next morning from the rape covered in hickeys from her love-bites, the walls with great gouges in them from her claws
>One of the last things you remember is her pinning you to the ceiling and fucking you upside down, wrapped in her wing cocoon
>Try to wake her up for a morning quickie, you're itching to give her a daughteru
>Her eyes glow as she wakes up, activating her power to drown out the Sun
>Ohboyherewegoagain

>>14118527
Mudslimes truly are the worst MGs...

Which monsters would want a yandere bf?

>>14118527
You mad?

>>14118531
Dark Priests probably get wet to the idea of Witch Hunters.

>>14118529
No thank you.

>>14118529
Would impregnate and take responsibility for.

The whole having your way with them but they'll dom you later on deal is exactly why I love Hellhounds and Oomukade.

>>14118529
>cavern wrecking frenzied baby making sex
>pinning you to the ceiling and fucking you upside down, wrapped in her wing cocoon
That's the good stuff.

>activating her power to drown out the Sun
Suddenly, teasing Balanar-tan doesn't sound like such a good idea.

>>14118541
Well who can blame them? Look at that outfit.

>>14118545
>oomukades

>>14118548
Very chuuni, yes.

>>14118549
Oomukade are ferocious predators that even Dragons fear. Please don't let shitty Alp ruin them for you.

>>14118549
Yes Oomukade, they're actually top tier rape trains that you can turn the tables on if they let you.

>>14118553
>one kiss
>KO

Really not feeling the threat.

Would you still love your daughteru if she were a chuuni?

>>14118550
Would MGs get wet for Chunnis?
>>14118560
I'd love her no matter what. Even if she was into Minecraft roleplay.

>>14118556
>if they let you

>>14118548
>Witch Hunter chases Dark Priest across the countryside
>Some faggot tries to steal his kill from him
>She's got heart pupils as he kicks Paladin-kun's raggedy ass down the church steps
"FOUL BRUTE, SHE'S MY PURGE. MINE."
>She practically has niagra falls in between her legs now
>He throws a stake at her, she avoids it by orgasm, drenching the stairs in her love nectar
>The chase goes on for months, both of them knowing that in the back of their minds, it's no fun if they admit they actually love each other

>>14118558
Depends on whether or not they have their venom active.

How do you feel about a story with an adventuring Monstergirl being a monstergirl without a husbando involved. I.E Pro-actively dating nameless boys for one night stands before skipping out of town to hunt a new bounty, and finding more boys in the next town. Yay or Nay?

>>14118560
Of course, that doesn't mean she's not going to get punished for acting that way.

>>14118564
Ah young love.

>>14118560
Yes.

>>14118562
I think the chuuni-like types such as Liches and Dark Priestesses would. Maybe not so much Onis or Holsts. Dunno about Lizardmen...

>>14118569
>I think the chuuni-like types such as Liches and Dark Priestesses would. Maybe not so much Onis or Holsts. Dunno about Lizardmen...

Oh god, a chuuni holstaur. That is too funny.

>>14118566
I care little for sluts.

>>14118566
Yay sluts.

>>14118566
YES!

>>14118546
It's okay Anon. I'd never get around to working on it anyway.

Needs more tree wrecking sex with frenzied babymaking and Skink girls going "woo" while flaring their crests.

>>14118566
Personally I'm not a fan of STD vectors, but if you wrote it well enough I'm sure someone would enjoy it.

>>14118563
Well yes you have to either kiss them or pass your saliva into their vagina. Contrary to what some people say licking their venom glands doesn't actually have the same effect on them as kisses, it just feels really good to them.

All it would take is an Ookukade coiling herself around a man and fucking him without bringing her face close and he couldn't fight back. The profile even states that they'll kiss a man on their own and let it happen due to their desire to feel good.

>>14118565
>oomukade not using her main weapon while hunting

Jonah chewing.gif

>>14118566
Meh

>>14118575
>STD
These don't exist in magic monster land

>>14118570
>Holst trying to pass herself off as a waifish vampire type of girl

Adorable.

>>14118570
Don't make me use my Cow Fu!

>>14118566
Go for it if you want to. There was one story with a literal and figurative maneater Living Doll that I remember.

>>14118579
>>14118579
>All it would take is an Ookukade coiling herself around a man and fucking him without bringing her face close and he couldn't fight back

You do know where their pussies are located right?

>>14118581
>oomukade
>not taking preventative measures to ensure that her prey doesn't make a sneak attack with their saliva

>>14118566
I'm down.

>>14118529
Sounds like forcing her into frilly outfits and lingerie as well as teasing her silly before finally getting her off during the day would be a lot of fun, even if there'd be hell to pay each night afterwards.

>>14118579
>licking their venom glands ... feels really good to them.
So where are they? Base of the jaw? I want to lick and suckle the point between the mandible and ear on a cute girl to make her cum.

>>14118595
>In spite of possessing such a weakness, love and the sweet taste of spirit energy overwhelm them, and they kiss men against their better judgment, so they are likely to end up ingesting saliva on their own

[CHEWING SLOWS]

>>14118588
Plenty of positions an Oomukade can use that wouldn't require bringing her mouth close, Lamias cope just fine.
http://i.imgur.com/7XfBTIc.jpg
>>14118598
Those purple lines on their bodies.

>>14118585
Or an Inquisitor type.

>>14118606
Oomukades are not lamias. You'd have to a have a pretty long dick for that

>>14118610
That'd be pretty sexy.

>>14118610
I wonder where the guy that drew that is.

>>14118610
>that nose
I forgot about this. She looks like she needs to be bullied about her nose

>>14118617
>Holst Inquisitor having a chuuni battle with a Hobgoblin Vampire

>>14118574
That's a bummer, wait a minute. It's you!

In that case, more Kroxigor when? Story about things man was not meant to fuck with (figuratively and literally) when?

>>14118491
Yes! Oppai lolis!

>No oppai loli Alice to look up her Anon with unabashed confusion while she innocently asks "oniichan" why he keeps looking at her chest.

>>14118597
It doesn't help I have a massive boner for digitigrade legged girls, especially Balanar-tan with her Legacy of Kain-esque feet.

>TFW of slurping at her love nectar from beneath that tail and her legs are arched just right for maximum tongue penetration

>>14118566
What girl did you have in mind?

>>14118639
>Teaching oppai loli alice the paizuri game.

>>14118635
Oh the secondhand embarrassment.

Suppose a Dragon wanted to expand her lair into a large, interconnected system of caverns with all kinds of fun steampunk stuff to make things run and have running, warm water and lights and ventilation and shit, where would she obtain the required engineers?

>>14118407
I want to sit in a tubby Oni's lap and call her Onee-chan!

>>14118646
Dwarves.

>>14118647
that's a bit too tubby for me. now if she was strongfat, I could dig it

>>14118649
>Dwarves working for a Dragon
I just feel like there would be friction.

>>14118647
Fucking ameritards and their fat lust.

>>14118654
There will be friction no matter whom they work for.

>>14118637
When the stars are right and I learn to git gud at writing smut.

>>14118643
A dragon new to the world and her oomukade guide/adventuring partner. Why? Because it would depend on the proclivities of her species? Come to think of it, that is something I didn't consider. Would a dragon abstain until she found 'her treasure' or would she take all men for hers until she found the right one?

>>14118661
Why not just hire a Cyclops instead? She'll work for nothing but the friendship and being allowed to stay at the place.

>>14118641
>I have a massive boner for digitigrade legged girls

Mein negro! Stretched out digitigrade legs are like built in fuck-me heels and go great with poses that involve standing positions leaning/bracing up against something with spread legs.

>>14118667
Dwarves have numbers, cyclops are typically solitary or in small groups.
You can get stuff dug quicker with dwarves.

>>14118672
What if you had a Cyclops supervising a bunch of Kobolds or Goblins? There would be no issues there, right?

>>14118566
While I'm not crazy about dragons, sure, could be nice.

You could lay out a whole buffet on a lamia.

>>14118655
Hey now, I'm Burgerlander and I'm my limit with chubby girls is when their clothes cause a slight spill-over of their bellies and the like.

>>14118644
>Pops open her dress revealing her disproportionately large breasts held in a lewd, lacy black bra.
>"Now what Oniichan?" she'd ask, big blue eyes looking up at anon.
>The zipper would come down and his member would plop free, already at half mast as the alice's eyes widen a bit, a little, pink color tinting her cheeks.
>She'd timidly slide it between her breasts while Anon instructed her to move those soft breasts of hers up and down, one clutched in each hand.
>Why, she'd probably be so flustered about this that the alice would probably miss her oniichan's warning, letting out a little 'kyaaa!' as she gets sprayed with white.

>>14118675
Kobolds should be good but goblins have a quality issue that almost makes them not worth hiring.

Mofu girls would cause rug burn and no amount of mamono mana can fix that

>>14118695
Dass rayciss.

>>14118700
Have you ever stormed a goblin fort or cave?
You need to bring a cleric just to cover all the tetanus you'll be getting from unhammered nails.
Not to mention the iron's usually crap quality and the buildings collapse if they get hit by a stray breeze.

>>14117957
Okay this is pretty funny, would do to MGs.

>>14118710
You know, I think I'm going to have to send a gang down your way to discuss the finer points of metallurgy and architecture with you, see?

>>14118751
Please don't siege my tower.
I have important things to do that aren't chasing off rowdy goblins building a shanty town on my lawn.

I want to lick an Anubis' feet paws!

How are Wendigos making "awawawawa" noises so adorable?

>>14118759
I knew it. It's one of those humanoid hermit crabs in bathrobes and slippers. Only a Wizard could be so ignorant of the ways of the artisan proud of their craft.
>>14118761
They're stinky.

>>14118669
Yeah, I love digitigrade legs on certain species of MG but I never find the time or drive to write about it. Mostly due to a lack of self esteem or some other imaginary bullshit like believing the entirety of the thread will hate it when people will mostly just not care.

>>14118762
>"awawawawa"
I'm not even sure what it means besides being cute.

>>14118761
enjoy the sand on your tongue

>>14118764
I'm still licking them and snuggling them and she won't stop me!

>>14118769
From what I've seen it's sort of a panicked "What do I do?" noise.
The kind of noise that you half expect to be accompanied by wild arm flailing.

>RULE #6
>when a man is starring, shoe him your tits and watch him give in

>>14118647
imagine the cuddles! imagine them! I just wanna take a nice piece of steak and put it in her mouth

>>14118762
Are Wendigos scary at any point or in any situation? I've though about writing one but they're just too moeblob to think up anything.

>>14118797
You can make them scary if you want. I know I will.

>>14118789
YES YES YES

>>14118792
I want to give her the toughest cuddles! I want to nuzzle my face into her stomach and hug her as tight as I can!

>>14118789
Why do I get the feeling that none of them have ever seduced a man before?
That's why they had to pressure that one boy into joining the student council.

>>14118789
how does one shoe tits? is it like putting a hat on a boob?
>>14118797
>>14118798
make them scary as fuck non loli rape machines. or loli rape machines.

I wanna fuck a dark matter so hard she explodes and makes a demon realm!

>MFW being bullied into writing a short with a Lilim
>When I don't even like them as a species
>MFW my paws hurt
>It's cold outside
>I just want to go back to hibernating

>>14118818
You sound like an alp, quite bitching and get writing

>>14118789
I want to do everything to Shinubis.

>>14118823
But Lilim are only fitting for very specific scenarios?

>>14118818
I've heard this before. You can't possibly be bullied about that here. It must be IRC or someplace.

>>14118828
Nonsense, where there's a will there's a Lilim

>>14118845
>Using a Lilim when a Demon, Devil, or Succubus would suffice

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>14118859
I agree with you and everything you said.

>>14118859
WHERE THERE IS A WILL

THERE'S A LILIM

>>14118882

...A Wililm?

>>14118789
This has taken far too long to happen.
But god it needed to happen.

>>14118859
>Using a Lilim when a Demon, Devil, or Succubus would suffice
>Using an Alp when a Succubus would suffice
>Using a Wurm when a Hobgoblin would suffice
>thingsonlyweeniescareabout.jpg

If people want a Lilim they want a Lilim. Or do you hold the stories and green texts here to a high standard?

>>14118882

I want to be a young farmhand who takes care of a group of CC Holsts.

>>14118933
I want to be the young farmhand in charge of caring for the one CC Minotaur

>>14118938
Man farmhands get to have all the fun.

>>14118923
That should say infidel, though.

>>14118942
Chasing the Cockatrice isn't as fun as you'd think.

My fucking god the /a/ community is actually so retarded they actually do not know the difference between First, Second and Third degree murder