Touhous and making babies

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Touhous and making babies Anonymous Sun Sep 20 23:02:29 2015 No.14120635 [Reply] [Original]

Just remember, anon. If you ever travel to Gensokyo and manage to marry a Touhou, some of them do not procreate in the same way that humans do. Keep that in mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 23:08:31 2015 No.14120670 Wakasagihime reproduces through paizuri.

Anonymous Mon Sep 21 00:15:17 2015 No.14120911
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>>14120635
>Just remember, anon. If you ever travel to Gensokyo and manage to marry a Touhou, some of them do not procreate in the same way that humans do. Keep that in mind.

You think I care? I'll stick it into her warm, soft, sticky cloaca and fills it up with my cum repeatedly while sucking on her delicious tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 00:19:11 2015 No.14120925 File: 70 KB, 400x236, 1418439923801.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14120911 lewd

Anonymous Mon Sep 21 00:24:34 2015 No.14120946
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When romancing a spider, you must be careful.

Observe from a distance, and ensure she has fed recently and has a large abdomen. Approach tentatively, make certain the mood is right and begin a mating dance.
Once wooed, use the hooks on your forelimbs to lift her vertically by her fangs, coat your pedipalp with your love and insert it into her chest cavity.
Mission accomplished; carefully lower her and and back away slowly. Exercise caution, she may try to pounce you.

With luck, you too can lay a spider.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 00:29:05 2015 No.14120967 >>14120946 Dancing moves may be necessary as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 00:47:41 2015 No.14121023 >>14120946 just do like other spiders who rip their palps off and leave it for the female, except do it with a dildo instead. Masturbate from a safe distance once she accepts your lust coated dildo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 08:16:15 2015 No.14122022 >>14120635 >Touhous and making babies My favorite kind of thread! Let us discuss Touhou reproduction in great detail.

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