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Which Touhou would you take out on a date

>> No.14108530

>>14108521
Aya or Sumireko

>> No.14108532 [DELETED] 

>>14108521
Reisen

>> No.14108571

Ayayaya~

>> No.14108588

Alice.

>> No.14108653

>>14108521
Utsuho or Sekibanki.

>> No.14108818

I'm going to go with...

Kanako.

>> No.14108822
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>> No.14109442

>>14108532
Too late she's mine.

>> No.14109456
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Furudo Erika.

>> No.14109462
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Okuu, but there's no nuclear sites in my country

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>>14109462
No Nuclear huh?

We can fix that..

>> No.14109521

>>14108521
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ON A DATE

>> No.14109525
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>> No.14109547
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14109547

Flan chan

>> No.14109617

>>14109485
Fuck off to /v/.

>> No.14109624
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>>14109525
Goddamn I love the tittyfucking in that doujin.

>> No.14111342
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Nazrin.

I'll take her to the chocolate/candy store and show her one of the biggest chocolate waterfalls in the world.

>> No.14111352
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Okuu. She doesnt get to leave the Underground that much so I bet she would have lots of fun no matter where we went.

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14111382

As if you need to ask.

>> No.14111398

>>14108530
Sumi's mine, sorry. You can have Aya, though.

>> No.14111428

>>14111352
This image is crappy dude

>> No.14111453

>>14111428
Whats wrong with it?

>> No.14111464
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14111464

R-Reimu.

>> No.14113001 [DELETED] 

You will never even go on a date, moreover with a Touhou. Stop deluding yourself and think of something more productive instead

>> No.14113007
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Date with Yukari!

>> No.14113009

>>14113001
Like making a VN about dating Touhous?

>> No.14113070
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>>14113001
Screw you, dude.

>> No.14113098
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14113098

Who else could I possibly choose?

>> No.14116462

>>14113098
Umm, anyone else?

>> No.14116523

>>14116462
Are you saying that you don't want to spend the whole day peacefully drinking and letting your emotions out?

>> No.14116541
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hina.
she'd make me feel less bad about things.

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>>14108521
Green Reimu

>> No.14116615
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Mistress, of

>> No.14116912
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Going by MBTI logic, I would be wise to go with either Cirno or Aya.

>> No.14118670
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>>14108521
Wriggle, clothes shopping would be awesome

>> No.14118831
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>>14109547
My brother of african american descent.

Flan best girl forever.

>> No.14119203

>>14118831
I'm not black...

>> No.14119305

my wife

>> No.14119312
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>>14118831
I always feel warm and happy when looking at a picture of Flan smiling. She truly is the best.

>>14119203
He was replying to me, nerd.

>> No.14119327

am i a touhou

>> No.14119335

>>14119327
will you be my girlfriend plsplsplplsplsPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

PLS

WHY NOT PLS

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>>14119335
Why are you even asking?
No 2hu can resist the cock, just whip it out.

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>>14119347

>> No.14119989
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We can go hunting for mushrooms,get into trouble and go steal some books!

>> No.14120253

only the best one

Youmu <3

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>>14108521

Yuugi.

I'd take her somewhere with the strongest and most expensive drinks, then we'd go back home and drink more expensive drinks.

>> No.14120488

>>14118670
Are you gay or something?

>> No.14120524

>>14108521
It kinda looks like she's escorting her to a courtroom or something.

>> No.14120560
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Ran.

We would just spend the evening cuddling by a fireplace.

>> No.14120623
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Okuu for sure. She's as simple as me. We'd probably just chill out somewhere hot.

>> No.14120675
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Meiling

>> No.14120698

>>14116912
I read Youmu is closer to ISTJ. Which is good, because I want to go on a dorky, awkward date with Youmu!

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>>14108521
Obviously the best 2hu

>> No.14121092

>>14108521
I'd like to spend long nights arguing about semantics and drawing bold conclusions based on minuscule observed details with Shameimaru-san.

>>14116912
Apparently INTPs like myself mesh well with ENTPs. Every day I find a new reason to love her more.

>> No.14121119

>>14108521
Well, a dead touhou is a good touhou to take out on a date.

>> No.14121315
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I really would like to date Sakuya or Reisen.

>>14116912
But the charts say I'm more compatible with Byakuren and Keine, its like the dumb chart can read my mind. Why the hell do I have a fetish for teachers!?

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>>14121315
You could do far, far worse, anon. Don't complain.

>> No.14124142

>>14116523
That sounds like a lot of fun, anon. The only problem is that I don't drink.

>> No.14124176

>>14121119
Yuyuko, Tojiko, Mima, Murasa, Yoshika, and who else? Would you take Youmu on half a date because she's only half dead?

>> No.14124187

I don't speak japanese, so that leaves the SDM.
I'm not sure which I would want to go with.

>> No.14124381

>>14109521
What to do on a date:
Spend time with someone you find interesting.

>> No.14124387

>>14111464
Actually Reimu would probably be a pretty fun date. She knows how to party.

>> No.14124465

A Kogasa could be fun, and I'm sure she wouldn't mind going out on a rainy day.

>> No.14124563

I have different plans for every Touhou:

Reimu - Loitering. We do whatever comes to mind.

Sakuya - Start with afternoon tea, then visit a museum or an art gallery. Dinner at my place where I cook and do the dishes for her.

Meiling - Dim sum, and a martial arts lesson where there's lots of sparring and physical contact.

Yuyuko - Take her to an all-you-can-eat buffet where they serve huge drinks.

Kaguya - Not much, we just hang out and play video games.

Sukuna - We go to a carnival and play whack-a-mole.

Youmu - A pleasant stroll through a traditional Japanese garden. Dinner is a nice quiet picnic with lots of drinks.

Chen - In my hometown there's this traveling bar built into an electric car, with a human powered generator. We can pedal and drink all night. Honk honk!

Alice - We go to one of those day-glo cabarets where they do experimental puppet shows.

Clownpiece - I take her to a rodeo, monster truck rally, or demolition derby. For dinner, one of those chain steakhouses where you're supposed to throw peanut shells on the floor. Then line dancing and country music and lots of cheap whiskey because AMERICA

Suika - I fill a watermelon with rum or vodka and we pulverize it at the beach. No plans once we eat the whole thing, just improvise.

>> No.14124594

Rather, which touhou would take me out on a date

>> No.14124631

>>14116912
Yeah, I got a Kaguya! We can be NEETs together forever!

>> No.14125275

>>14124563
Most secondary list

>> No.14125297

>>14124563
>not just taking a nap with Meiling

>> No.14125524

>>14124563
SECONDARY.
You are trying too hard, your reddit is showing.

>> No.14125626
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Wriggle Snugglebug!

>> No.14125648

>>14125626
I want to snuggle with Wriggle

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>>14116541
this

>> No.14125692

>>14124563
Sakuya's date sounds like the most boring shit ever.

>> No.14127561
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>Kasen
Kasen
>Kasen
Kasen
>Kasen

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>>14127561
Where would you go? What would you do? You better not expect anything lewd!

>> No.14128323

Aya looks like a really fun date tbh.

>> No.14128547

>>14124563
>Meiling - Dim sum, and a martial arts lesson where there's lots of sparring and physical contact.
Same, but then she invites me back to her place and beats me up when I get there.

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>>14127561
Oh, that sounds like fun.

>>14127742
The zoo sounds like an obvious choice, but I could also take her out to a nearby bay and see all the whales, orcas, dolphins, eagles, sea lions, otters, and even mountain sheep and if we're lucky grizzly bears on the cliffs and mountains. Then I could cook her a meal with homegrown vegetables! And why did you jump to conclusions about being lewd? I can't speak for the previous poster, but I'd be happy just to sit together and hold her hand!

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>>14127561
>>14127742
>>14129137

>> No.14131755

wakasagihime

>> No.14132003
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>>14129137
Ooooh, that sounds perfect. Good thinking, anon.

>And why did you jump to conclusions about being lewd?
Experience and pattern recognition.

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>>14132003
Though honestly doing something lewd would be really nice.

>> No.14132819
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>>14132797
Aaaand there it is.

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>>14132819
Surely you're not any better? If you can go without hoping to see something lewd from Kasen I'd have to question your masculinity.

>> No.14132867

>>14108521
Patchy for sure. I'd take her to a quiet local book store then a movie or something like that. Patchy a best.

>> No.14132884

>>14127561
[X] Push shaved ice tower into her breasts

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>>14108521
Flan.

There's no way the date can go wrong, because she'll just be happy to be outside.

>> No.14134197

Take Chen on a date to Chuck-E-Cheese

>> No.14134204

>>14134197
Take Chen on a date to a cat cafe

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Suwako tbh

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>>14132846
Sure, but you don't bring it up. Especially not on the first date.

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I wouldn't date, I would seriously court Kanako in a most gentlemanly manner.

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Reimoo or Marisa.

>> No.14135179

>>14132909
I wanna hug Flandre so much, so fucking much...

>> No.14135747

>>14124465
Stay away from my gf, nerd! She loves me

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>>14108521
Youmu

>> No.14136813
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a lot

>> No.14136923
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My wife of course. I'd take her to a planetarium, an aquarium, an aviary, out to a nice restaurant, then back home to spend a nice romantic evening together in complete privacy.

>> No.14138327

Nuclear Fusion! \(*^* )/

>> No.14138451

>>14108521
CERN

>> No.14143439
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Lovely ghost

>> No.14143598

>>14124563
meme harder

>> No.14143603
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Marisa cuddles plz. She would steal my heart... then my wallet... then some more of my possessions. And it would be better than my last date.

>> No.14145367

>>14143603
I'm sure she'll give them back! Marisa only steals from the people she loves very much, after all.

>> No.14145442

Aya, of course. But I have a feeling her heart could never belong to me, like I just couldn't keep up with her.

Though I'd like to go drinking with Marisa.

>> No.14145500

>>14145367
Excellent. She can keep my heart though.

>> No.14145506

>>14143603
>>14145367
>marissa stole the precious thing

lol, just reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk-MPGi7U6M

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>>14116912
Here's the chart I used to determine compatibility. These days, I test as INTP, so I would probably be better off with Kanako or Keine than Cirno or Aya.

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>>14143603

>> No.14147033

>>14143439
Spooky ghost!

>> No.14147109
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I'm 100% sure this will end well.

>> No.14147129

>>14147109
>*pushes u out of way*
>*fuks ur 2hu*

lol cuck

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>>14147109
1000 Yen says she flips your dick backwards so it ends up poking out of your ass if you try to kiss her.

>> No.14147181

>>14147166
...you know, if you've read her dialogue and actual canon appearances, she's an idealistic but not unreasonable person. She might be a more difficult romantic choice, but let's be honest: that doesn't reflect badly on me.

However, for someone like >>14147129 , it probably means that she totally fucked his ass and ruined him for future boys... because she isn't the sort to be told what to do like that.

>> No.14147235

Satori~n

>> No.14148677

>>14146902
What's more important is how attractive you find their personality though. Individual human beings, while easily classified, are defined by their eccentricities.

>> No.14148688

>>14147235
Good luck.

>> No.14149225
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Holding hands with Patchouli!

>> No.14149249

>>14149225
I want to glue patchouli's buttcheeks together with industrial grade super glue

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>>14149249
I don't like you.

>> No.14153144

>>14149385
You don't get sick of smelling her disgusting farts all the time?

>> No.14153164

All of it i want my harem to grow fast

>> No.14153181

Speaking of dates.

Who's /jp/ taking to the winter ball?

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>>14153181
You!

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If Touhous were normal human girls living in modern day Japan, which of them would be most likely to engage in schoolgirl prostitution/compensated dating?

>> No.14154358

>>14154310
Sanae cos she needs the money for kendo lessons.

>> No.14154666

>>14154358

Sanae is the only member of the cast who actually was a Japanese high school student at some point, and to the best of our knowledge she didn't do any compensated dating.

>> No.14154724

>>14154666
She was also a cult leader. She may have done some freaky shit to gain her followers.

>> No.14154751

Shimakaze tbh

>> No.14154894
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Yuuka would be nice to date. For someone with her reputation, I'd imagine it would be unknown territory for her since everyone is generally afraid of her. Getting a date would already be a great success in terms of a relationship. Just that alone means she's already invested since she wouldn't get close or even want to get close to just anyone. Probably wouldn't be able to go to certain places due to her lack of charisma and her horrible reputation. Then again, she'd probably just enjoy walking in the Garden of the Sun or going to look at flowers around Gensokyou. Tea times as well

>> No.14154928

>>14154894
No, don't do it! She eats humans!

>> No.14154991

>>14154928
I'd let her "eat" me if you know what I mean ;)

>> No.14155011
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Nitori is intelligent, creative. She'd be a good conversationalist. Being a kappa, she's gotta also be super polite but a bit chaotic, so... a lot of fun, too.

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I want to wear one of Kokoro's mask.

>> No.14155107

Any oni.
I'm going to eat, drink and party for a week, then we will hit a bank and spend the stolen money on more booze and food.

I imagine consuming their bodily fluids will make me stronger too.

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>>14116912
INTJ? Sorry, but I'd rather take a Mokou than a Kaguya. Maybe all three of us could play games together.

>> No.14155372

>>14155042
What a lewd bikini.

Does she have no shame?

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